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B Group looks better, Trainer-san.
>>581947145Kitasan FAT FUCK
Still deciding 2nd frontrunner between Kitasan and B.Seiun on which one is easier to train
this thread should be gayer
hey
if the "main" anime ever gets a fourth season it has to be about daiwa scarlet and vodka to elevate them from being gag characters
SHOBU SHOBU
>>581947145Is it retarded to field a single Kitasan without a companion frontprevious experience has really tuned my instincts to violently reject all-backliner setups its just too unbalanced
>>581947312yes?
So re waTeiemu opera ooTatae yo teiemu opera ooKono yo de mottomo tsuyoku utsukushikuKarei na hikari woMugen no ai wo anata ni mo sore ga ou noTeiemu opera oo no sadameTeiemu opera oo
I don’t like Kitasan Black that much she’s kind of uninteresting same as the green one
Tachyon LOVE
nobody actually likes kitasan boring
>>581947406honestly, nothere will be other fronts and her ult is strong enough that she can work solo, like solo front seiuns
if the "main" anime ever gets a fourth season it has to be about mayano top gun possibly the greatest character of all time
I'll take a BNW, but without the N and the W.
Whats more sovl and has better chancesKita, Spe and Cafe(+ cope someone elsle will run front)OrKita, Mcqueen and Cafe
Thanks friends!! I’m assuming the Ethernet cable makes sure I get the speeds I pay for? Is there a specific type of cable? Like cat5?
>>581947145yoroshiku onegaishimaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasuuuu
>>581947356cute!>>581947396CUTER!>>581947423FAT GIRL NEXT DOOR
my oshi is special week
>>581947406after solofront got fixed, solo kita in long should be the high IQ move
donke
>>581947565why does she have the matrix of leadership?
>>581947565it doesnt guarantee anything speed wise, but wifi can be quite fickle depending on router distance and what's in your walls and ethernet at least makes sure the connection is stable.
*seduces every toreina to pull for her (outside of free pulls)*
>>581947406you can in case you are scared of triple front but in this case it's better to use v.bourbon or maruzensky>>581947628>solofront got fixedit's still bad
Visit Tomakobounce!
>>581947626And yet there is no Spe on your post.
>>581947565cat5 is enough for 1 gig!
>>581947760I need more convincing.
>>581947565cat6 or cat6a is ideal for home networking, cat8 is faster but only over shorter distances so if you have to run the cable from further away just grab cat6
>>581947740She's an easy girl she will come during the free rolls for sure.
>>581947726Ah! I have the router(it’s a kinetic one, I’ll prob post a pic of it when I come home) right next to my laptop. >>581947798Thanks!
>>581947565consumers never need anything beyond cat5e
i should buy a new ethernet cable.
>>581947565The usual cable you will buy is enough for 1 Gb/s, it's also the max for most routers and motherboards and you don't really need more
>>581947406If you want to solo front you run Front + Runaway + Any debuffer as gw Front
i entered open league with triple S+ cheer natie, ryan, and grass because i was sick of curbstomping the A+ersguess how many total races i won out of 45
>>581947513The strength of her ult brute forcing single front was what i relied on back in Pisces>>581947628What got fixed?>>581947743I don't have either Bobo or SMaru..im more scared of an unbalanced backliner team fucking up position accel like Claw Forward or position heals like Lie in Wait
>>581947550More Tickezo for me then.
>>581947802
The internet was better back when almost everyone had AOL.
If your hog has a lower win rate than this clanker you should unironically uninstall
>>581948009bro you need to proofread your posts
>>581947726>what's in your wallsHeh, funny you mention that
>>581948009cheaterbro????
>>581947893get cat5e though just in casea bad cat5 cable could be worse than 1 gig
>>581947760
>thinken about unique skills to inherit for next CM as pace>thinken about how lates/ECs basically just use dober+ryan ults every CMmaybe i should've just been an Endcloser nerd
>>581948009Open is limited to A+
tried playing some more solo cod zombies today but I always quit out after a round because I'm too scared to play alone despite watching it all the time. exposure therapy is a scamjust gonna clank dober today I guess in uma musume
>>581948013No matter how many hoops you jump through solo front is retarded on anything but a sprint. Don't do it unless you want to gamble fate
>>581948020I am convinced. Surely the girls there are just like her.
>>581947550more taishin for me then
>>581948168but paces basically just use opera+oguri every cm tho
Oo one more question! If I buy a cable, will people using the fiber WiFi affect anything or is it just a separate thing on its own?For instance, my mom uses the WiFi for the tv etc, but I’m the only one who uses cable.
>>581948076>>581948137>>581948171fuck anyway i won 2 races total
>>581947664Donkey when?
>>581948168Best pace inherits are victory cheer and angling except you get cucked out of them half of the time
that's it I'm replacing her, been at 100 for months meow
>>581948184i cannot possibly conceive being actually scared of cod zombies bro what the fuck is wrong with you umamusume
>>581948307unless you're torrenting all day capping your speed somehow it should be fine
>>581948327sounds about rightyou just gotta accept that graded league is for meta whale tryhards
Ichiban is Japanese for number 1. Number 1 Umadol. Ichiban Te. Go to Top. So on and so forth.
>>581948307nah you using a cable shouldn't affect anyone else
>>581948428You're so smart, Falco!
>>581948184I very much can relate. I can watch ResEvil and other stuff like it, just don't ask me to play it on my lonesome, that ain't going very far. Hell, I can even watch commentated Silent Hill gameplay, and that shit is a lot worse than CoD Zombies or ResEvil. But SH is absolutely reaching a limit for me.My main issue with CoD zombies is what I need randos to play with, talking isn't needed, I just need to know there is others in the map, fighting alongside me, knowing I have potential back up.Neisha is such a cute girl next door holy shit I love her so much!
>>581948307nyo they’re separate, only thing is i.e. if your plan has a daily usage limit and you max it out downloading 4k tanuki images your mom might not be able to watch tv anymore
spes
Are the BNW trainers also friends with each other?
don't trust kita
fuck
>>581948014>>581948237We should get together some time. Hang out.
>>581948479You need to know these things to be a good Umadol. You need to know a lot of things.
>>581948168We told you to pull dober
>>581948428Umazing! You're so smart, Falco-san!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7RZpcPlVy4
>>581948565>>581948458>>581948396Thank you!
>>581948428Thank you for your wisdom, Silence Suzuka of the Sand.
I just want uma to rape me. Dont care who atp
>>581947145WASHOI WASHOIIIIIIIIIIIII
I ate burgers. It was nice.
>>581948184Well I'll give you that the ones pre BO3 definitely have a spookier atmosphere in some maps, not sure about them being super scary like that though... Although I've had friends who get spooked like that too so it's not too uncommonWhich Uma would have a hard time playing horror games cause she's too spooked?
>>581948576soon!!!!!
>>581948664Time to get rid of your hotspring datesand your first career clearsand your CM acesdo it do it
>>581948761You will be raped by the Uma in this picture that I randomly selected by closing my eyes and clicking all over for 5 seconds.
>>581948805sup
>>581948805hey>>581948819could go for a burger, but too lazy to go outside
>>581948852
Time to use the groundwork, spirit stam, restraint loopas
Autisumabros, you're our only relevant club that still is behind THAT club... stop embarrassing us...
NO dicks in this thread
Told myself to never do ace runs this early but now I am cursed to reach this high for next few weeks
>>581948968fvark
interested in starting this game for Manhattan Cafe, is there a way to get her right now?also, are there any good beginner guides as to what cards etc she would need? basically everywhere i look someone says something different to the last then game8 has a bunch of different builds for different scenarios(?) which i have no idea which are important so it all gets confusing very fast... sorry for my retardation
>club rank is dropping
Rereading TWGOK and somehow the final arc is even worse than I remembered. What the fuck was Wakaki thinking?>>581949094You could use a selector ticket to get her.
TOO FUCKING LATEI
>>581949094>is there a way to get her right now?You just reroll 5 times until she spooks you or you wait 2nd anni in December to buy a $20 ticket
>>581949025>Ze super mega cute and lovable big tiddy german is afraid of shambling corpsesRomero-esque zombies are top tier, anything beyond that is mostly boring shit for generic action flicks that don't want to involve themselves with the question of "b-but humanity".Dead Rising (happy anniversary) is a perfect case for this.
Here is the food you ordered.
>>581948428I'd go back and forth with Falco if you know what I mean
>>581949094Game8 is kinda a mid resource you're genuinely better off asking anons itt for advice. Umas in this game arent limited meaning they stay in the gacha pool forever, but as a tradeoff rerun banners are rare. Cafe you cant reaslistically get right now without buying an account that still has the first anniversary voucher on it, otherwise you can buy her for ~20 with the next anni voucher in late November/early December.
>>581949296human sized as in for 3 humans?
I would sex Kita all day every day if I was her trainer
>>581948578Wouldn't they be more like rivals?
>>581947875I'm not logging into the game for 5 days so I'll get 10 free 10-pulls on her instead of 5.
>>581949286>>581949343>>581949094Pretty sure Manhattan Cafe is on the list of umas you can get with the selector ticket you get for completing your missions, easily achievable within a few hours of finishing the tutorial
>>581948879Thanks, thats nice
>9* powerpls tell me the tachyon event will let me re-roll the pinks
Why is the trophy for winning a legend race pair of the uma's boots?
>>581948428What the FUCK is a Te
>>581949554hmm nyo i think those are debut umas
>>581949554Arent those launch-only? Cafe dropped during Unity didnt she?
>>581949529Danchou said no.
>>581949153Even the end of the Goddess Arc was a rugpull, I just don't think he knows how to pace longform versus shortform which is what he clearly was fantastic at in the beginning. You'll see it in his latest works as well which is a shame since he's an incredibly skilled artist.Umamusume
>>581949296I don't eat horse.
>>581949132ours is going up67 soon
>>581948576"Spes" means "Hope" in Latin
>>581949729thank you, sexy hags
>>581949624it is a cutesy affirmative preposition in japanese.literally, "number 1, indeed"
>>581949729
>>581949296A perfectly average meal for an average sized human.
>>581949684I would eat out spe
>>581949657Danchou is quitting, he doesn't give a shit
time to start making long parents… haha…
tfw no hoeeh to arigatou
>>581949865umadashcho...
this is me
>>581949729Cool. Thanks for sharing with the class.
>>581949616you get to sniff their sweat and ask them to give you a one-time footjob
>>581949694May I join you next month? My club has gotten lazy
>>581949616It's just a plastic replica of themWhat else should the trophy be?
this shiv m2 shit is hilarious
>>581950020Why is bouquet in space?
>>581948686i do have base doberand im trying to get atkeast 2stam long dober parent
>>581950065there'll probably be a spot since one of our members haven't logged in for 11 days
HOLD ME NOWI'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKIN
>>581950097unc is still playing tf2 in the big 2026
>>581950097uma.... musume?
>>581949616
>>581950097wait wrong thread
>>581950097rip bozo
>>581949595it lets you reroll, upgrade or change blue, pink, and green sparks but only of the selected uma
>>581949667Goddess Arc was all over the place. You think the focus is going to go back to Chihiro and Ayumi and figuring out which of them has the Goddess, but no! Yui is here! Okay, now we'll figure it out- no, time for Shiori. But then finally we get a date with Chihiro, only to spend another 15-20 chapters running around since Ayumi has the Goddess and now got to finish off Vintage in one chapter so we can bring out Bigger Badder Vintage with time travel.Wish I knew if these longer arcs were his choice or editor choices. Probably his.>>581950186I'll give you a push, buddy.
I was doing long parents for 3 days now, all energy spent. I am yet to see a SINGULAR long pink spark
>>581950210>wron>He dropped a fat oguri dinosaur
>>581950210He turns into Oguri when he dies, so it's Uma related.
>>581950259What really? You can change from guts blue to stamina for example?
>>581950350but have you refilled for 24/7 runs AND rerolled?
>>581949153>>581949286>>581949343>>581949554ah thanks, i think if I'd like to start it would be with her so waiting a few months sounds a little rough, I'm not against buying an account tbdesu even if that's frowned upon...game8 does seem kinda meh, but I'm mainly lost on the scenarios thing as they all have like different cards that are needed, does that sound right? are there any staples that Cafe wants/needs?
>>581950097i ahvent played that game in such a long time holy shit>that mapwhat the fuck did I miss, and why is there oguri?
>>581949667the ending prompted one of the greatest meltdowns ever seen on /a/uma musume
>>581950113Why not?
>>581950449
>>581950513i have an oguri souls container mod
>>581950523I still won. It was like winning the URA Finale for the first time.
>>581950290He really could make another legendary manga if he just collaborated with a legendary writer but I think he's just unc status at this point and is content with doing his passion projects. I think in the later stages of TWGOK he was pressured by a schedule and he just kinda gave up. Especially with the Kanon 100% shit. That's just my guess though. We spoke about this earlier since the nigga just posts food from cafes every day and seems content with life
>>581950582That's a thing the game allows? It's just a CSS tier custom skin/model mod, but still. For some reason I expected things like this to be hard locked down for anti cheat purposes.
>>581950534thought so
>>581950176I've been here since day 1 but too many hands have changed, it's about time to leave
>>581950472>waiting a few months sounds roughhonestly starting right now is kinda rough too since unless you buy an account you'll have fuck-all for cards and there's no banner for a new player to roll on. Waiting until the anniversary and rerolling there might be your best bet.>scenariossome scenarios have a mandatory npc pal card that you have to fit into your deck. USUALLY their banners come with free pulls.>staples Cafe wants/needsMost cards any uma will want will be the same 4 strongest ones that anyone wants so dont worry about that for now. Later in the game you'll want to roll for the occasional card that suits your uma's running style (late surger for Cafe), but that's mostly in 2027 and beyond.
>>581950701nah there are a ton of mods for deadlockhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/686372the game is not even in an open alpha so they aren't cracking down on it yet
>>581950472The latest scenario is the one you should use to train strong umas. For Grand Concert the Light Hello pal card is kinda required but you can borrow her. URA finale is just good to spark farm the racing spirit skills and Unity the ignited spirit skills. Trackblazer is completely useless now
>>581950701Thats how it is in Dota afterpeople made cheat mods yeah but Deadlock is still in the wild west. You can download some borderline cheat mods right now too that reduce visual clutter or increase the volume of certain abilities, OR you can make everything uma
>>581950635>It was like winning the URA Finale for the first time.based ChihirofagI wish the girls I liked in harem romcoms won more often, I seem destined to pick losers. Goddess Cafe Terrace is the only counterexample I can think of
>>581950848Whenever I get flash banged by Gamebanana in 2026 I get flashbacks of the 00s.>so they aren't cracking down on it yeI mean, I guess, but still. Ya never know what they might do or don't.Either way, thanks for the links!
I have become reddit
>>581950747totally understandableI can try to put a word in if you're here for recruitment time
>>581950747I want to put my hands on Daiwa Scarlet
>>581950747>>581950065this is V btw
>>581949626>>581949647yeah I just rerolled my account and it turns out I was wrongfuck... how am I gonna get my oshi back now
g-girls...?
>>581951046Woah, le science
>>581951196Did you data link your account or bought anything with money for the old one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hmufa-X1tUwhat the fuck is this, Seriru? 3 speed/3 wit, 860 stam + 2 golds?
>>581951309>his umas got slacker during CM
>>581951196you could just keep rerolling a 10 until you hit cafe if you have all day to waste
>>581951037Chihiro was the first time I picked a girl that actually won. To go with another Uma example, it was my 11th attempt at a G1 victory.>>581950680Yeah, we did. Our last talk is what got me to reread it from start to finish. Chihiro followed by Jun made me remember that I had high hopes for TWGOK that other harem-style manga never hit. I'm sure there is a new one that could probably scratch that same itch. Just got to find it.
>>581950840>>581950994gotcha, i think, thank you anons! what are the 4 strong cards? i know about kisan black being very strong and i think super creek?
>>581951040no problemthe thing is that it's developed by valve. So as long as you aren't using any actual cheats and just changing character skins or whatever it doesn't really matter to them.
>>581951375you rike?
>>581951309>Abandoned you after you were too soulless
>>581951329pranked! I just logged onto another steam account that wasnt linked to my uma ID My heart did drop when I logged back on my normal account because the "Returning to title screen. Accept the terms of service" window came up like it does after you reroll your account and I thought I had bricked my life
>>581951046oh my science!!!
>>581950701Anti cheats usually don’t check for that, they validate the results of certain actions and monitor if there are any processes that try to inject things into the game process or try to read memory used by the game. Validating installation can be done but it kills mods and isn’t really effective so its not done usually
>>581950065mambwo...
>>581951567Valve has always been a VERY weird company, so you never 100% know what their thinking is.On one side they're extremely consumer friendly, only ever caving to devloper/publisher demand when they're REALLY pushing for it.Then you realize that there have been open well known spots that pirates have been using for decades, still are. Or how people exploited the steamapi to unlock DLC on a system level for years, then publisher bitched so they had to stop SOME of it, but not all of it, only the REALLY bad cases of it, and even those still partly work.>>581951805I get that, but depending on their anti-cheat works it can check for this or that, it can vary widely. Some are DRM esque file-checked, others check your literal behavior and input movements.
kingu luv
>>581951505The current 4 strong meta cards are Kitasan speed, Tachyon Speed, Fine Motion wit, and the Light Hello pal card (Creek is great but for longer distances, which tbf Cafe is also designed for). Unfortunately for you (and all new players starting later), many meta cards arent getting rerun at any convenient time and since you need 4-5 copies of them to be good, buying individual selectors for $20 at annis isnt a real help either. Basically why I recommend to just tough it out and wait until the next anniversary is because it'll allow you to reroll on the Mejiro Ramonu wit banner, a card that will be very meta for quite a while, and the banner even comes with 120 free pulls. So if you reroll on day 1 of the banner for a few copies of her, you have at least a great wit card to rely on for the deck and can then ofc buy cafe once you have an account you want to stick with while also benefitting from 110 more free support pulls. There's also a new player version of our monthly pvp events so you can still have fun racing against other players while you slowly build up your deck strength. And since gacha is gacha, many people will eventually replace their current meta cards (like Kitasan) with new cards in ~8 months anyway so at that point you wont even really be behind anymore.
>>581951865me when gentildonna is posted
>>581952035Cute Motion
>>581952176True!
ASS MOTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcvld4YlXik
>early charming>distance S...>no +2 SP before classic summer>fail a bajillion trainingsepic
Hachimi
in heat
>>581950428yes, the event gives you 3 items and you can use them on the same uma if you want
>>581952413>he didn't play more safe atter getting lucky
>>581952692nta, do you have to use them right away or can they be hoarded
>>581952921nta but iirc you need to use them before the event ends
>Fuckall midrace, needs to rely on raw wit+ End S, low accel options, Medium S and double speed greens for high top speedvs>Actual midrace skills but a witlet, two extra accel options, but no Medium S and no speed greensmoomoolator says the first one is still better by 2.5 lengths but im almost sure the first one has positioning problems getting into 6th by the spurt
>>581953014You are using XOguri retard you win even without MPB
>>581950428It's rare events started after the GMNow it's almost monthly event in JP though.
>>581953148thats the problem, not reallyIf i had a Sweepy of equivalent rank i wonder if she would be totally equal to the first one..
almost day 1 player btw
>>581953014late and ends can't do without distance S. Fronts are the least impacted and pacers can sometimes make do
>>581953282>backliners need distance aptitude more than frontlinersthis but the complete opposite.
>>581953282that's weird, i would have thought it was the reversebackliners can at least rely on fast accel and higher speed coefficient but shitty speed coefficient for pace and front means they need every bit of an edge with speed
>>581953279i’m like 60 short of her 5 star still, but i have most of the other launch 1 and 2 stars at 5 alreadywhy is she playing hard to get!!!!
>>581952035gotcha, appreciate the write up a lot i guess at this stage it does sound better to hold off but at the same time, sucks as I'd want to play now, yknow!
BC schedule is outhttps://x.com/BreedersCup/status/2102412779005067625
I wish I was married to Mejiro Ardan so I can feel her breasts while I go to sleep. She would also buy me a new mattress
yeppers is the build-a-bear uma of cm19 (don't even mention xog)
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>581948014She does not have allat
Biblos tsuyoi...
>>581953752Yes she does have all that
>>581947367>vodka the tiara umamusume wins the derby, an unbelievable achievement>daiwa is just… there i guesswow that would be a fun watch
>>581953752titkezo actually does though
>>581947406>without a companion frontDon't bother running fronts if you don't have a rabbit. Endgods will just rape you.
>makes a new xog for this CM>fails 2 training but keep going anyway>it's a new record and simulation shows that it's almost 3L faster than current xog
>>581953441>>581953463Fronts can easily create a lead big enough by just working midrace where distance S doesn't matter to offset having naturally lower speed coefficient (that gets boosted by a lower amount with S distance). I've won plenty with A fronts (and a little less with pace but I stopped using them past URA) but I could barely get a competitively viable backliner that doesn't have distance S ever.
Wit god said for next CM I should run 3 speed 2 wit and pal card and 2 gold recovery...but I am using ayabe and the speed end closer card its the same skill ayabe had. what I do ayabe bros
>>581953662also nyooticing lots of doto """oshi""" players suddenly using her for the first time ever
>>581953835>>581953901I will need some evidence of your claims
>>581953872Vodka won the derby and Scarlet won the Arimaalso plotwise the reason they are paired together so much is because they went head to head four or five times with a very cool climactic final race against each other
>>581954180someone post the in game hot springs shot
>>581954061900 stam with a gold reco
>>581951429There's truly no show like TWGOK but I recently rewatched Toradora and it really holds up. You could also go the Key route and watch/read Clannad again but that makes me want to commit suicide. However, Key's recent Summer Pockets anime was actually decent. The VN is naturally superior though
>>581954180
>>581954061Go down to 1 wit and add 1 stam, good luck!
>>581954061Inherit superior heal + get 1 more white, it's as good as a gold.
other than Maruzensky what other swimsuit/similar Uma's are out on global?
>>581954180>>581953752
>>581953872retardBy the end of their classic year the score between them was 3:1 for Daiwa, only with next year's Akiten it turned into 3:2, Daiwa retired at the end of 2008 so that is also the final score
>>581954442None as sexy as Maruzensky exist in global yet
>>581953934I am not going to make a suicide Suzuka. Fuck that soulless strat, I'd sooner fuck around in Open League than train my #1 oshi just to make her lose on purpose. Fuck that, never will I ever.If that gimps my triple front comp in CM20 then so fucking be it.
>bro install hachimi such a cool program Bro>turn on the game>Saaaaar it's time to update your hachimi from version 0.30.000002 to version 0.30.000002 SAAAR it's important>Also you need to turn off your game SAAAR for update to install, if you refuse we gonna ask for update every single time ever
>>581954180>>581954254
>>581953617Fillies!!!!
>>581954559>sexier AND cuter than maru or creek will ever betruly amazing what a cute gyaru milf can do
>>581954350>watch/read Clannad againepisodes 16-18 of Season 2 are something else
>>581954559King Halo is getting mogged by her juniors again...
>>581954560me on the left
>first race of rd2>my 82.5% wr hog misses top-3 for the first time>rudypoo that i made yesterday relives her glory days
>>581947367>vodka winning the derby>tearjerker episode of machan winning the sprinters stakes>tenno sho photo finish>daiwa winning the arima kinenOne day.... surely.........
>>581954524No, hold on, the score was 2:2. I misread the QEII Cup in 2007. Vodka was declared a non-runner, so it does not count
>>581953531>I want to play nowI understand but this is a real "buy an account or wait for anni" type game. They alleviate this problem later down the line in JP, but we're not at that point yet unfortunately. You could always just ignore my advice and start anyway and get a feel for it if you want.
>>581954350>>581954817Not sure I am strong enough to handle every instance of The Place Where Wishes Come True again during season 2.
>>581954675Maybe Ruby should go with Helios's trainer and I should quit...t. Rubytore
>>581954486>>581954670>>581954831Holy crap. She's stacked?!!??
kill everyone and leave.
>>581954442nonenext swimsuit alt that shows skin is suzukafusaichi pandora >>581954559 is all but guaranteed for JP since they made a unique model for her card
>>581954431>>581954291850-900 stam without stam card...sounds hard, time to grind my 16-18 Stam spark
Oooh nyoooo danchou!
>>581954979honestly that they were tied in the end is funnier because they can still bicker with each other afterwards with who actually was on topand then they can bicker some more whether a Derby win was cooler than an Arima win
>>581954997parts of the show are the dumbest shit imaginable, and parts of it are legendary kino of all time. his reconciliation with his father..........just AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>581955052She's the same size as Gold Ship and Flash. Bigger than Ryan. Smaller than Rob.
>>581954997>>581954817I'm a VN junkie and Key apologist and I haven't touched Clannad in over 10 years. It's a cheap shot
when do we get more gold uncap shards, daddy need crys crys
Tickezo love!
>>581947145>>581947312>>581947390>>581947406>>581947423>>581947567>>581947628>>581947740>>581947875cumming between kita's titties
>>581955162>and then they can bicker some more whether a Derby win was cooler than an Arima winhow is this even a discussion
>>581955081>~Apr 2027damn...
>>581955189>>581955216It is a very cheap shot. Unfortunately I played it and then watched the anime right around the time my dad passed away, so it sticks with me forever.
>>581955081i guess summer spe is about at the same level as summer suzie, for some reason i was thinking she was more covered up
>>581955343sasuga thirdworld-san
>>581955013Ruby is perfectly happy with her trainer, however.
I’M COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I’VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
>>581955564Glad to hear it, man. Don't forget to do your hourly run!
remember when people offered real ace parents and not just loop fodderi get that your perfect loop grandparent is impressive but i liked it more when everyone offered different ace parents
>>581955428I was also going through traumatic family stuff at the time I was introduced to it and it's just not something I can probably ever touch again. Jun Maeda really was cooking with that to the point that I think he had the same relationship with his own father. The father stuff hits harder than Nagisa's arc for me
>>581955449how did u know...? bleh
The Japanese Derby is a ONCE in a life time race and the most important crown. It's clearly the cooler race in all of Japanese racing.
>>581955681bwo, it's 2 weeks till CM.
>>581955345In recent years there were more horses that went Arima Kinen win -> HOTY than Derby -> HOTY
>>581955013
>>581954983yeah i get ya, that's the curse of gacha games in general tbfif i were to look into getting an account, how important is like 3lb or mlb kisan and as many of the others than I can get with that compared to guaranteeing getting a copy of all the say 6 cards I'd need?
they round
>>581955648Exceedingly rare case of best girl winning the harem
Mares > Stallions
>>581955827why are they at a ningen school
>>581955681youre going to borrow my 1* stam 1* turf 35* white genetic mutation experiment and you will be thankful
>>581954442
>>581955910no one and I really do mean NO ONE says this.
>>581954225arima doesnt mean shit, in the uma universe there are multiple arima winning fillies long before and after daiwa
>>581956034But I just said it.
>>581951375bro who the FUCK do I run this cm?>2 gold recoveries but no stamina card
>>581955681Everyone if just nooticing they can just keep their own ace parents to themselves instead of serving it to others on a silver platter for free which also just helps the enemy you're about to face in CMs
There is nothing more fraudulent than the third year racesEvery year has its set of total whatevers all celebrating they won a crown and then get completely washed by some 7 year old gelding with a 5L lead
>>581956097arima is for running your favorites!
The coolest Umas win the Derby and the Japan Cup in the same year.
>>581955681My parents are niche, my greatgrandparents are notGive me my club points
>want to build Kitasexo since I've never used her for CM before >needs triple fronts or she's useless this game SUCKS
>>581955814one card slot is always something you borrow from another player. Getting Kitasan would be nice for another ~6 or 7 months and having a premium speed card is really nice. But if you dont want to compete in pvp right away honestly then you can just start now and see how it goes. If you can find a cheap Kitasan account after trying the game I'd say go for it because just her+Ramonu will already make your deck feel good enough.
I love my genius wife!
>>581956340this is not safe for work
>>581955910True
what’s everyone running for the arima china
>>581955720I wonder if it was the same thing for the Ushio stuff.
>>581956380@umagrok, make kitasan browner
>>581956385My boss said it's ok.
this is a stallion general, marechuds.
>>581956410Festive VodkaHanukkah Daiwa ScarletKwanzaa Oguri Cap
>>581956410interesting autocorrect selection
>independent debuffers with <1000 witbuddy...
>>581955720yeah, the speech his mother gives to the MC in episode 18, and the way she comports herself around speaking of her son always breaks me.Same for when he finally whispers Nagisa's name on the train for the first time in 5 years.
>>581955814Ideally you buy somerhing with MLB Tachy/Light Hello with as many carats available as possible. Bonus points for other selectors in the account. Then you can save for the next meta support banner (Ramo wit) and buy Cafe via selector on the 2nd anni (late nov.) for 21 bucks. You could also buy an account with Cafe from the start, but that would probably brick your cards for a while
I do not run st*llions in CMs. I do not and will not pull for st*llions. I do not consider st*llions to be wife material.
>>581956457BourbonGPT: "here's your DEI friendly Kitasan Black"
Ohimba...Oboba...
>>581956731stallion game btw
>>581956768nice try but nobody is pulling for kingdom hearts vodka
Oguri is not sexy
>>581956768nice
MINNA
So is Runaway (Ace) or Runaway (Leg Breaker) better for CM20?
>>581957040I'm Nobody
>>581956235my fav is goldship but i still have to bring 3 total
Falcons are a type of bird of prey. Birds of prey are colloquially known as raptors.
Falco is a real zero.
>>581957143who is minna
>>581957103I would instantly cum if she as much as looked in my general direction
>>581957372NO BODY MENTIONED MAMBO BWO
>>581957103do not let her autistic behaviour guide you away from the fact that she is, unfortunately, hot as fuck.
I never get (You)s. I must be shadowbanned.
>>581957372>raptor>rap tor>rap_ tor_ _ _
>clanker player brings 2 and 1/2 debufferscygames genuinely saw debuffs and thought "yeah this is fine"
>581957434No, youre not
Oguri plap
>>581957425I think she leans much more heavily towards cute than sexy
>>581957103Provably wrong
I don't see how you get enough stam for Arima Kinen with 3sp/3wit. According to umalator fronts need 900-950 + gold, and if you shoot lower, 850 + 2 gold, where the fuck do you get your second gold with no Creek?
>>581957480cygames is infamously incompetent
>>581957480it will be fixed in Umamusume 2
>>581957040I am pulling her because she looks to be a great loopa for late surgers
>>581956380solo front is fine going in with because others will 100% front too (like 75% of lobbies at least) so having 1 is value since it means battling them and potentially rapingI really like doing 1 of every style WHEN possible because of this exact reasoning you're not putting all your eggs in one basket like with mile triple fronting could be cucked by a single runaway unless you had second wind + planc so yea
>>581957434Enjoy gwochacho
>>581957605Just run Umas with an inherent gold recovery gwo
Yeah whatever just put me in group b i dont care
>>581957605umm inherit creek unique and bring an oonige?
>>581957418I fail to understand.Mambo is a nickname for Matikanetannhauser.This is Smart Falcon.Are you asking her to dance?
>>581956410Summer mcqueenVbourbonTaishin or Late racist spe
>>581957480that's why they made LoH and CMs that ban all debuffs
>>581957605Trackblazer from GL or speed suzuka
>>581957709Maruzensky's the only front who has one, and she can't use her own card. Sadly.
Stop being horny
>>581957821I came already so I'm good for once
>>581956410Dia is the only one guaranteed a spot, aside from her I'm thinking maybe racist Spechud and VBourbon
oguri cap doesn’t know what sex is and does not have the mental capacity to learn
>>581957815Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>581957814>Trackblazerand tell me anon, what distance is the Arima Kinen? Is it a medium race? fucking retard
updated (somewhat)Full Quality: https://files.catbox.moe/3ewbyo.jpg
Stare
I can't proc my end skills because of these fuckass debuffers
>>581957103WRONG
I almost forgot to spin the wheel
>>581957581two things can be true at once. one can be both cute and sexy at the same time.espoir city is another example of this.
>>581957946Only one I have*couldn't afford Mejiro Palmer or Ines Fujin. The latter will get fixed in November, though.
Since Kitasan has a 20% speed growth you can technically run Creek and still reach 1600 speed with enough good rainbows.
>>581957962that's what 564 is for
its your job as a trainer to teach oguri about sex and all the pleasures that come from it you have to show her that eating is not the only pleasure in life
my tongue + falco's butt
>>581957372Falcons are proud creatures, they prefer to hunt alone
be horny
>>581958194speed cards are ASS just borrow xmas Mayano
wahey
>>581958002very cool thanksand super funny that now i can now understand what those dirt races actually were since the last time i saved it because of the dirt G1 update
>>581958260wait until she finds out you can eat and have sex at the same time
>>581958082>monster hunter post>Uma image
does anyone have a hokko tarumae rabi
>>581958002god she's so cool
>>581958194But what if I am cursed
hokko on my cocko
no horny
>>581958082lil bro just offset
>>581958419something something insect glaive
what wit card borrow for OGuri?Curren for fat wit trainings?yeppers for NSM? but then shit wit trainingsor maybe something else
>>581958501my wife
>>581958194I won't know until I start making aces, but your power probably tanks with only 2 speed cards.
>>581958550>OGuriyou borrow whatever because you ain't winning shit anyway
>>581958312For neisha? Always>>581958339Enjoyed your nap?>>581958509For Finemo? Always
>>581958293And yet Falcons mate for life, and return to the same nesting location year after year.
>>581958260How will you handle Oguri if she becomes addicted to the taste of your cum?
>>581958550Teio wit
>>581958667I cum
>>581958550OGuri can speedcap with two speed cards which could open your options some
>>581958002I still believe
>>581958693oh shit you're right teio wit sounds good actuallysucks penis that my own teio wit is only 1LB>>581958732ye if anything I can replace ardan with my MLB creek it doesn't matter, the borrow will always be a wit card though
Uma for this feel?
>>581958562our wife
How good is Palmer as a Runaway Ace for CM20 since she can rock a gold recovery with her unique?
>>581958846pama
>>581958681Stop posting this semen demon dear god I can’t go for 5th round
>>581958002rickey hijack lol
>>581958681The greatest character ever created.
>>581958873arima is her ideal track
>Super Creek sees play once every 5 months and it's better to borrow/use a speed card with a heal than her>Fine Motion is infamous for never showing up in wit, with many people dropping her the moment Ramonu is outwas rerolling for them gaslight all along?
>>581958904Wrong. Try again.
>>581957605Just sacrifice a wit, it's the only answer
>>581959004idk i've been using fine constantly for 6 months
There has to be a better use for this water
>>581958949what the fuck why is your image so FUCKEDwhat DID YOU DO
>bro they have 20% speed bonus bro they can theoretically reafh 1600 with just 2 supports bro NEVER trust those niggas
>>581959020mejiro palmer
>>581959139ai screenshot upscaling, they're probably on samsung
I have the mcdonald's uniform
>>581959004Finemo has been on my decks permanently since the last half of Old Unity
>>581959148is it actually possible by whales
>>581959091powering more datacenters and almonds plantations
>>581958194That's true, but you also gonna be powerlet
>>581959004works on my machine
>>581959148I have reached 1600 speed with 2 speed cards on a 20% speed uma (Maruzensky + Tachyon SSRs), but it's not consistent, you need to highroll it. 3 speed is much comfier, anything less feels kind of shitty.
>>581959225having Kita + Tachyon or another powerful speed card is not whale territory anymore, reaching 1600 speed with only 2 supports is for people with infinite time
>>581959196oh shit i didn't realize it did that, but yeah you're right
don't mind me, just testing if soundposts work
>they didn't do their 2 speed reps>>581959435tachyon is a brickno power bonus
>>581956382>>581956905MLB Tachy/Light Hello over Kitasan? Would borrowing a Kita just be better? I'll take a look and see what's out there, if i can get a MLB Tacy/Light Hello/Kitasan with Cafe for cheap i may go with that then
>>581959148You easily reach 1600 speed with 2x speed if you your rainbows shower you in DA
>>581957821Red rose...?
>>581953446Umas' lane-change tendency to correct back towards the inner rail is weird and follows some specific (and some vague) rules about when that drift happens. Using Prudent Positioning as the 2nd hit of your combo hopes to capitalize specifically on the fact that umas always want to drift back to the inner rail, which they'll always want to do in the 200m before the first corner. So if the first corner comes up quick like Arima Kinen, there's far less room to 'fix' your position.Once they're into the corner, the game does indeed do what you'd think: the further outside you are, the longer your corner is, and this will mess with your ability to move inside. Past this point, you can still drift in, but acquiring an overtake target will also screw things up because you'll probably be trying to pass on the outside (everyone's been trying to smush into the inside, after all) even if it's worse for you in the long run.I think.
the BIGGER gourmand always wins!isnt it buono when you see your oshi win? a BIG win! thats why i love seeing her runi hope everyone is doing buono and you're winning a loti hope you get lots of BIG wins and are always buono!
>>581959004I rolled for Finemoan last month and my runs substantially improved. I've been borrow-locked to her since December '25 when I got my own Kitasan. That's eight months of borrow-lock. It was goddamn shitty. >All of Aoharu>All of MANT>first quarter of GL. GOD never again
this 2 speed on 20% bonus umas reminds me of when RETARDS tried to gaslight people into removing Light Hello from their deck, how did that go?
>>581959371you can't use kitasan black when playing kitasan blacktachyon and a mystery smaru card alone can produce 1600 speed? lie to me saying yes
>>581959190
>>581959631>>581959641play the game RETARDSI killed all my kitas but here's an uma with 10% growth
>>581959004You can hate the Irish slag all you want but she's still one of the best wit cards in the game
>>581959513Tachy/Hello are the scenario cards. So you dont have to borrow LH and Tachy is a decent speed card. I doubt you'll find a cafe account with those two cards. MLB + cafe uma might also be rare, but not a bad alternative
>>581958002There's still the issue of including certain winners from the years when some of the races did not count as G1 yet, but otherwise it's fine. (Takamatsunomiya Kinen wasn't a G1 until 1996, for example. Hell, the name was even different before then; Takamatsunomiya Hai.)
>3 speed 2 wit slop>attempt to slot something else>"shurely this time....!">it's crap>go back to 3 speed 2 wit slop
>>581959641I've done it. But no, it is not consistent. Most often you win up with ~1475-1525 speed. And this is only true of 20% speed growth umas, btw. If you're training Sky, for example, good luck ever reaching 1600 with 2 speed cards.
>>581957821haven't came in 23 days just one more week for a full month of sobriety
>>581959513Light Hello isnt that important since we'll completely drop her in like 2 months, but she shared a banner with tachyon speed (an actually good card), so most accounts selling will have those two probably bundled (though any amount of Light Hello copies is already good).Kitasan, Tachyon and Light Hello would already mean you have 3/5 slots of your deck filled with meta cards, so yeah that'd be great. Tachyon has greater longevity than Kitasan at this point, so if you get a Tachyon only account for cheap with the ability to get cafe that wouldnt be too bad. I'd recommend actually checking out the game first though before spending, obviously.
>>581959558Big and true
>>581959641and to you MISS
>>581959743I asked specifically about Kitasan Black because her card is god incarnate but she can't use it on herself, of course you can do it on OTHER umas you silly thread speedreader
>>581959928you have prostate cancer
it's shrimpleif I get power/long sparks from my loopas I will use 2 speed creekif I get stam/long sparks from my loopas I will use 3 speed no creek
>>581959994now apologize >>581959989WHOREFUN FACT BAKUSHIN PRODUCES +3 MORE SPEED ON SPEED TRAININGS THAN THE KITASAN CARDkita card isn't good at producing speed, but landing on other stats AND having high prio for consistency
>>581959994well what's your gripe now? that >>581959989 is a filthy buhi? You can get 1600 speed on Kitasan with 2 speed cards. It is probably a rare highroll.
>>581959989your image is the point >>581959225 is making, if everyone had bakushin this would be a different story, the argument was about common speed cards everyone has
>>581959743Blue sparks? How often did you hit stamina with Kris S on it? Thinking about running a 10% speed growth uma too.
Just run speed sparks bwochos
>>581959928Jerking off is an important part of a balanced lifestyle. you're letting all those impurities build up inside you without ever releasing them. expect to die in ~2 weeks
orz
>>581959994Tachyon has higher speed gains than Kita. Combine that bit of information with the Spechud with 10% speed growth the other anon posted and maybe you'll be able to come to some sort of conclusion.
>>581960249When you play 15 hours a day
>>581956431Maeda? No I'm pretty sure he's been a forever alone guy which is kinda evident in his works. Coincidentally like Wakaki, Maeda is another music guy exept he went to school for psychology but was more interested in the band he was in and writing music so he went to visual novels for work.>>581956862What I like about Summer Pockets (and Little Busters to an extent) is that it focuses on personal relationships of friends rather than family issues. Of course it all includes illness and supernatural happenings but that's par for the course with Maeda
>>581958002IS THAT A NEICHA WINNING A SPRINT G1???Oh >>581959839
1 wit card is enough
cmon guyssurely you need atleast 1000 stamina for arima kinen
>>581959839I am not the one that makes those, but I agree. There was an old version with races not yet G1 being sort of grayed out during those years, but the guy did not include it after that version
>>581960268blue sparks push your cap even further... I believe it's 1650 speed in total with 18* speed sparks
>>581958446nobody?
>>581960097This is the only smart conclusion for this argument
>>58196024914* stam 2* pwridk I haven't done many runs yet still clanking for better parents
>>581960219Yeah, that's the point. You CAN do it, but is disingenuous to say EVERYBODY can do it as not everyone rolled the same cards. You can expect everyone to have KSB and Tachyon but not Biko, Bakushin or Maya.
>Tachyon MLB>SMaru at 0, could be 1>Kitasan LOL>NTR MLB>King, Sweep and front freebiesI CAN'T CAP SPEEDI DIE AT UPHILLS
>>581960567if it's not in the mega then it doesn't exist
lost to two clanked front runners (wedding maya and kita) with not even 1300 speed...
>>581958446I don't think one exists
>>581959772>>581959934looks to be a good amount of options out there, could get MLB Tachy with Light Hello & Kitasan but is Kitasan worth at only 1LB? would obviously need to check the prices of this but at least there's a lot of options
FUCK KITASAN BLACKALL I GOT WAS A SINGLE COPY OF THAT BITCH DURING THE BANNERFUCK
>>581960801bro that was like a year ago bro
>>581959928you're supposed to release regularlyyour body cycles it like everything else
>>581960741>is Kitasan worth it at 1lb?No, the card is unusable at that point. You need at least 4 copies, ideally 5.
>>581960619you can borrow them. I've gotten 1600 speed on Suzuka with Maruzensky and Tachyon, and with Kitasan and Maruzensky. It's rare on 20% speed umas, and frustratingly hard (to the point of why bother) with 0% speed umas, but it can happen on a good highroll, and I'm strictly f2p. Deck is pic related.
>>581960567make it yourself f*ggot (faggot)
>>581960863every pull reminds me of her
IT'S STILL 2 WEEKS BEFORE I CAN EVEN DO ACE RUNS
speed ardan is bretty greatit allows pace Xog to run 2 gold recoveries and now you can go back to speed+wit gamingshe comes with power bonus too
Seriru guide is full of gaslights 800 stam + 2 golds
>>581961117That's the opposite of great
>>581960801I pitied my only copy and then mlb'd with crystal sharts
>>581961270>then mlb'd with crystal shartsholy bricked...
bitch ass hoe neigha fuck FUCK fucker bitch neigha WHORE WHORE die fat
>>581960898that's what i thought, in that case if i were to just borrow her i think i saw the first two cards on this one were good for Cafe if that would be a decent option?
>>581961380you tell'em curren
Umadol
>>581960002>>581960281>>581960871thanks for the advice but im still not cooming for at least another week
>>581961201seems about rightmy spechud is 950 + 1 gold and she autoloses when there's murmur (though she has claw forward drain as well)
>>581960589Thanks for the info anyway.
>>581961380calm down nonny, you have a dick to show, remember?
>>581961201if you use stamina eater/syphon you're a nigger who hates himself
you should be nicer to me
>>581960741Yeah thats alright, if there is nothing else. Kita LB1 is around MLB SR lvl pwer. That being said Tachy will be your main speed card anyway.
>>581961507Why?
>>581961418If this is a cheap account then yeah it's solid. It's basically just Tachyon and Light Hello though, be aware of that. The other cards are all whatever though because of the issue of needing more copies.
>>581961568
>>581961418LB0 SSR are not worth it. MLB LH and Tachy will get you more mileage for the rest of GL.
>curren is the worst girl>curren also has the worst posters
>>581961507thanks for reminding me I'm still heartbroken about my club coming out as curren supporters
>>581961510>Kita LB1 is around MLB SR lvl pwer.lolnoMLB SRs are better (the good ones)t. had 1lb kita till her rerun
>>581961693wrong>>581961721who
I wish Curren Chan was my daughter so I could fuck her in the bath while her mom cooks dinner.
>>581961510Lb1 Kita has 20 specialty priority
>>581961693you don't mean that...
>>581961721Falcobwos we gotta stay strong...
stop fighting and get along please we should all love each other
welp got no better things to dolet's see if I can make good 2 doms for finals
>>581961693I am a good poster.
>>581961779with me as curren
>>581961510>Kita LB1 is around MLB SR lvl pwerNO that is not trueSweepy and Halo mlb are much better than 0lb Kitasan
>>581961721Mambwo...
using debuffers is shameful behavior, Spe would be very disappointed in you after hearing you are CHEATING in the only CM she has been good so far
>>581961729>>581961817>>581961972His new account wont have any MLB SRs to begin with anyway. I rather start with MLB Tachy and LB1 Kita than just Tachy and a bunch of dead SSRs in my deck.
>>581953531I'd say just do the strat where you make an account, roll your starter carats until you get an off-banner Cafe (and rerolling the account if not) and then just play the game. You wont have human rights card-wise until months from now but at least you'll start collecting the free event cards, carats for future banners and be able to play with your oshi. If you buy an account youll have decent-ish cards but might not get your oshi and what is the point in playing in that case?If you start now, you will have like 80-100k carats by the time Mejiro Ramonu comes out in early Dec (minus any carats you spend getting Cafe on the reroll you finally do)
>>581961628i get violent when i'm angry
>>581961948hey
If only it were stam... it didn't even proc uma stan... didn't even half of the 27 skills...
>>581962118that's fineI'm into harapan
>>581962095off-banner 3* are like 0.02% at this point
>>581962146hi papaaa
How many fans do you gain from first concert? Can you skip the race here?
>>581962237Rerolling is free and you start with 22k carats, it just takes time
>>581962304You can't skip it
>>581962186Danchou told me you have a higher chance of white sparks if you break 1m fans during the run
>>5819623041k, just run hopeless stakes
>>5819623041k
umas for this feel?
>>581960509It wasn't even a sprint back then. It was just a standard medium at 2000m.
>>581962203I need an adult?
>>581962118Would an umadol really need to do that?
>>581961693Currenfags literally spent all of yesterday talking about that one penis video and then wonder why everyone hates them
>>581961664ILOVEBLOBUMAS
>>581962304>Race>The waste 30 tokens trying to get 6th song and got blockedI should have do that before race eh.
>>581962327it could potentially take a lot of time, there's ~50 3* umas in the game right now, so you're looking at 0.06% chance to get the uma you want.
A recurring theme
>>581962595cute dog
46 more days until I get my first STD!
>>581961721dacchi...
>>581962360Danchou LIED
>>581962706Everyone make sure to thank umama for over 50% of today's gameplay discussion
>>581962541ok bro
>>581962878this but unironically
>>581962595inumusume...
behave
>>581961510>>581961659>>581961678>>581962073a lot of discourse.. but yeah not knowing the state of SR's is the issue but i know there wont be a perfect account for what i want i could get >>581961418 for $15 but i kinda like the look of this one too as that would get me 1LB Kitasan and both Cafe support cards, i know they might not be meta and i cant use them with Cafe but then also it gives a few more Uma's too which sounds niceor am i retarded for even considering it
>>5819606371500 speed is enough950 power is enough
>>581961092https://umamusume.com/news/1001/Unfortunate, you can get 14-ish Oguri shards from the Mile Championship race on October 4, but that is basically still two weeks awayHowever if there is someone else you want from the daily legend races you can get started on them in a couple days once you only have 12-14 left to get, just make sure you have the Mile Championship in your clanker schedule and that you don't forget to do the races on the 4th and 5th
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHERTO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE
>>581963138The two you posted are basically the same in value. Pick the one that's cheaper if you're going to buy one
>>581963219oh I actually didn't realise I'd get extra shards in that time, we'll see thenthe only one I miss from legend races now is just OG bourbon, opera and flash excluding oguri
>>581963138The account looks nice too and has more cute horsies too. Thats not too bad. I'd either buy that one or the one with MLB Tachy/Hello
horny for sweaty umas
>>581963128I believe this is impossible
9nly downside to being married yo tanhauser is having to explain that her being clumsey is why she has a black eye
falco's tongue + my anus
>>581963753All she had to do was listen...
Why are you guys ignoring my posts?
dirt
did you guys just hear something
>>581963970>condomswe don't need those
>>581963367>operaHow convenient, she has star pieces right after Oguri if you want her
>>581964078attach your dickpic to them or something. make them noticable
>>581964160hell yeah
I need to shower, anyone wanna come?
>>581964292why would we shower together anon
>>581962560>>581962118Falco would do this
>>581964402for fun
>>581964292if you look like that, sure.
club drama?
>>581964571shut up you stupid fucking whore
I FUCKING LOVE UMA BOOBS!!!!
>>581964515I would
>>581964571/uma/ Club is reportedly getting a new member next month
Shit whites but those stars tho
>>581964825KING HALOYOUR DAUGHTER IS TRYING TO RAPE ME AGAIN!
Uhh I was promised free wins?
>>581964897Yes we know a, you're sending V there
>>581964897V is coming to /uma/club (real)
>>581964897They should loose a member this month
Mayano Top Gun, a character
>>581964848see you there <3
>>581964935Witlet XOg...
>>581964897pls let it not be danchou pls let it not be danchou
Uhhh Tabaru bros?
Honestly if he comes to /uma/club then the most hated club is changing from uma&co to /uma/club now permanently
>>581965129frog niggas do this shit every year, they inject salt into the clouds to make it rain during the race and debuff every international horse
>>581961568pam isnt that hugebut she should be>>581961664CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>581964897Is it who everyone is thinking?
Is there a meme club in here?
>uma&co getting cleaned up
>>581965294mambro...
Maybe I should join Uma&Co next month
hokko tarumae cryer
>>581961486I will be using Stamina syphon
so what did we learn?
Dacchis = Frens
sisyphon
>>581965510hate tanukishate cryershate babydachis
>>581965510800 stm and 2 golds is good
>>581965510not much.
>>581965106i wish this wasn't ironic...
uma&co without V is just an A rank club though
>>581965294Mambo...
>>581964897
what are the odds of whiffing 2/4 recovery procs with 1207 wit
anyone have a picture of yaeno doing the -_- face?
>>581963842love dog>>581964112love granny, bro and espo at the carnival
>>581961464The amount of people that tried to create something great as this gif and failing to capture even 1/4th of its appeal is astonishing. Like their dick has no brain.
>>581964897is the dog muslim?
>>581965629Uma&Co only needs to collect all the stray anons from UMADash after it implodes.
>>581965708
Top Runmer is shit on Runaways right?
>>581965629why do you think V is botting so much now, how do you people not notice those patternsGuess whose fan count skyrocketed month before he joined /uma/club
>>581965908cheers
>>581965930No? Midrace is midrace.
>so what d[-]
Shakawaii
Curren really steals? No dignity.
>>581965908that's raycist
>>581966013How do you think Top Runner activates
>>581965964holy schizo
>>581965908sumting wong twaina?
Is /uma/ club a social experiment to collect the most loathsome people here to see how much its normal members can take? What is Allen trying to do?
>>581966016her name is shacute. shacool if we want to be generous.
>>581955814Look for an account with MLB Kita+60K carats, the current support banner is meta as fuck, double spark themYou have 26 hours
>>581966098>looking at public info is schizo behaviorAnon please
>>581965964my danchous fan count has skyrocketedshould i be scared
>danchou is in group BTime for an election
>>581966080Don't put groundwork on your runaway and it works.
Ikuyooooooo
>>581966191Shut the fuck up Doto and treat my erection
>>581966267Mayano Top Cun, ikuyoooooooo!
>>581966267not bold enough
>>581966342Doto wouldn't take seismic backshots...
>>581965908I love you chinese muteki, even if you're not actually chinese...
>>581966342Doto won the erection
>>581966342Doto is not for sexual
Rice Shower deserves to die again
Nothing ever happensNothing will change
>>581966595wife motion
>>581966562explain this then
My wife
>>581966629true umama is still a jobber schizo with V. So much for being reformed and ready
>>581966342
Is Daring Strike/MC wit card still matter to end closer in GM?
>So, first of all, could you tell me your age?
>>581966595does she want her trainer to rape her or what
>>581966701she accidentally ordered that online (actually made Shakur do it), accidentally put it on, and accidentally called you to her room (actually Shakur was still in the room)
>>581966773it'll be your best second wit card alongside Ramonu, yeah. Falls off after though since we'll be running solo wit and eventually Taishin wit 2 releases
>>581966595bratty princess
>>581966145the whole reformed promise didn't pan outour S-buffer is more than the undesirable has, we can kick him on the 30th and still hold rank
>wrong hole, torena!
>>581966595keep posting this artistkeep posting blob uma
>>581966847>Falls off after though since we'll be running solo witwhy
>>581965908i com wi egwoit come wi egwo
>>581966825Accidentally raped me too
why does she dress like a prostitute?
I've been smelling a dead rat for 2-3 days in my room and been trying to find it. After searching for it for so long I've come to the conclusion its most likely in the fucking ceiling. what do anondacchis?
>>581966951yes bosson it boss
>>581966562what are her massive tits for if not for the most mind-bending paizuri imaginable?
>>581966595>Dastard
>>581966748I was not thinking about that but yeah sure
>>581966893wdym, all dirters are into anal play
>>581966953Including other card types in L'Arc and beyond will just be more important. Also with increased training gains, you wont need multiple wit cards to reach 1200+
when do guts cards become usable
>>581966983Get a sharp stick and stab at the ceiling until you find itMake sure to cover your face so you don't get rat juice in your mouth
>>581966983Get it out then!?
>>581967178nowyou just have to believe
>>581966983I had some cat fucking shit on my ceiling and had to deal with the smell until it dries up after a few days
>>581966882That implies he doesn't actually like having the "old friend" around
>>581966983
>>581967178Next scenario. Pinky promise.Next sprint CM even.
>>581967040goodvery goodyes
>>581966847That's completely different skill though?Daring Strike is not matter at that time then?
>>581967310that's what you said during ura and during aoharu
Good night friends!! I bought a cable!!
>>581967178lollmao
>>581967385I wouldn't lie to you a third time
>>581967178You could've done it this and last few cms you fucking idiot, including this one
>>581967178Guts Oref is really good
>>581967376I mean you'd like daring strike if you can get it, obviously. But Ramonu also gives you a gold mid race skill (for miles and mediums, the most common distances), so it's not like you're missing much.
>>581967585what guts card do I take with xoguri?
>>581966970it’s empowering
>>581965614ironic how? if we're sharing a room might as well~
>>581967404good night babydacchitanuki Sirius is such a bum
>>581965168
>>581967178only when guts Orfevre comes out, that card is retarded and singlehandedly carried guts builds for years
>>581966882Will Allen kick Umama or not? I need to find a new S club if he is going to keep the freak around
>>581967295NTA but as someone actually in the club and not a falsflagger danchou loves everyone and the atmosphere is always pleasant
>>581967404goodnight babydachi!!! enjoy the cable!!!!
I have finally achieved the pinnacle of cuteness
>>581967871congrats on the AIDS
consider the following
>>581967802Yeah but as someone who uses this general I'm tired of the same shit from those two characters every single day and rather them be ousted. It would be great if this general could be always pleasant
>>581967652Pasa ssr
>>581967979She doesn't have all that.
>>581967936silly anon, girls can't give you aids
>>581967974Gib back regualr Air Groove
>>581967202But the ceiling will be ruined too? Fuck guess that's the only solution>>581967213ITS in the fucking ceiling, I can't just yoink it out you chickenhead, thanks for the (You) though>>581967259Now thats just disgusting but it works. But I cant do it with it being an actual corpse and all.
>>581968076just tell mom to take care of it
Call your landlord or something. They can get it out without you trashing the ceiling.
>>581966893When I "accidentally" take Falco's first time instead of going through the backdoor like always
i really need el condor pasa to get a 2nd alt before i die of climate change or microplastics induced cancer
>>581967981The autism would leak into the general more, you know
>>581966983Tie a string to some flies and they'll lead you to it.
>>581968214meant for>>581968076
>>581968275That makes no sense if your club chat is as "pleasant" as you say it is
middle schooler butt
>>581968275how? The fact that we tolerate these faggots give them their presence here in the first place. Not that I mind anymore as I find them more amusing than annoying nowadays.
This is not sustainable.
>>581967802Phrasing...?
that's my ass you're posting...
>>581967974
>>581968243el condor pasa cowboy alt called "el paso". lots to think about
each time I look at bourbon's ass I keep thinking she is wearing a thong, is that what it is?
>>581967981well the UC danchou loves the general too i think he's just too busy to do the races and tournaments like he'd like to.you can't really win against shitposters, just have to drown out the bad posts with good things. kicking out 1 or 2 people will just move them to another club that gives less of a shit.You already know that Uma&Co will take any shitposter in a heartbeat and their dan will say "yeah I don't care about forum drama" in dismissal and nobody can do anything about that
>>581968379how am I supposed to catch a fly now?>>581968381its our home so there's no landlord
>all the heckin' city gals use dom dom donkies! oh boy jinkies i can feel my SOVL meter going righty-roo uppers already!
>>581968481mambwo...
>>581968734
>>581968719DO ME
you realize they post like that because people reply.even if they were gone, you still have the people who encourage them, erp with them, etc. its more people than just the two who get pointed at the most.
>>581968243they're saving it for L'arc2 scenario when they win L'arc irl (any second now)
>>581968720Hey! Mambo looks healthier than that!
>>581968785Well, yeah, I'm sure there are a lot of people involved
>>581968715>how am I supposed to catch a flycarefully, they squish easily
>>581968890Mambwo its okay...
>>581968942We can fix things by stopping the fags from posting dicks
>>581967979This uma makes me feel several kinds of silly.
>>581968681Its a leotard, more umas should wear one
>>581967404gn
>>581969030I do not think there is a world where things get fixed
>>581967802yeah because danchou is self-admittedly too busy to actually be in these threads (I suspect a decent chunk of members also gave up on this hive of shitposting) so he doesn't see the other side of itclubchat is pleasant but I'd still rather do without umama meowing in it and his other random shit
>>581969221What other random shit?
>>581965786because most of them tries to make it "funny" instead of erotic.Or they simply don't have armpit fetish.
>>581967685Well we aren't sharing a room...
>>581968714>>581969221and since I'm catching up with the thread (whoops), point is that I'd rather not be in a club associated with a discord ERPer and one of the most infamous posters itthe can fuck off to U&Co again but at least UC would be at peace
>>581969607but we COULD...say at an UMA MUSUME event
>>581968718lmao
>>581969723Are there any in europe?
>>581968785posts like that will keep coming up even if they're not coming from these two, anons don't realize they created a boogeyman that can be used for shitposting of any kind at any given moment
>>581969861Umamusume 7th Live in London
>>581970374have they announced a date yet
>>581970567No
>>581970617they really need tohow am I supposed to plan ahead
>>581970374hmm, sure. no date thought. I could book 3 day-offs
>>581969643pretty sure nobody wants him in the club outside of mambochi because he also does ERP with umama in the thread
>>581970954>>581970724Sexy time in London??
>>581971382uma musume event and some mild tcg nerding for me, but one can lead to another
>>581971538Gay...
>>581971585yeah and?
>>581970986why did mambochi have to use his heart of gold on trash...
>>581970374oh is this actually a thingcould be something to consider...>>581971538what tcg
>>581971898I was meaning to finish the only pokemon deck i have with golden rares and maybe play yugioh a bit, because i never had. could also do mtg. oh and i was looking for 2 particular weiss sets. simply can't where i live and buying online is a major risk even with extra shipping prices
>>581970374I will be there
