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>Global Game News
NEW PATCH
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Link your account to Cygames iD
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Current Scenario: Grand Live
Current Rate Up: Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Mr. C.B., SSR Super Creek
Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm
Current Event: NONE

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg
09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.
09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm
09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road
09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian
09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event
09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released

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Digitan LOVE
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hi nonny
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>>581968734
Ryan LOVE
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its only 9 PM and im already feeling sleepy
i wonder if im dying
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Falcute
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rare attractive Ryan bread
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>>581968734
Ryan with a good haircut is unironically top 5 uma
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>>581968734
UGLY THREAD ALARM
UGLY THREAD ALARM
POST THE UGLIEST UMA FANART YOU CAN FIND
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>>581968918
let's not go THAT far
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#CurrenIsCute!
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>>581968883
imagine feeling sleepy all day but not being able to sleep, now that's dying
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>>581968918
she’s already top 5 though!
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Cafe love
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>>581968927
I love No Reason so much, she looks like a dork
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>>581969040
In reverse lmao
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>>581968927
I know nothing about No Reason other than what she looks like
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>>581968935
#NotYourPersonalArmy
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>>581968812
yo
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>>581968734
>>581968869
>ryan casual
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH MY EYES
MAKE IT STOP
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>>581969046
CAFE LOVE
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Kitasan is a weird choice as far as AGP triggers go
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>>581969096
OUGI
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Ryan's good morning voice line is good I'll admit that
still, I quickly switched away from the lobby after seeing her ugly noggin
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>>581969150
hiyo
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>>581969214
Mejiro Cowgirl impregnation maneuver
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can I still post ksb even if I don't want to erp
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>>581969214
Bright makes me so angry, I hate you evil horse
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do we hate /uma/ club now?
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>>581969214

What event is this anyway? Seen it (ab)used a lot.
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wahey
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I caught Dober rambling about men again while also furiously writing something, should I ask Taiki what's going on?
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>>581969221
>without umama meowing in it and his other random shit
Didn't know that even /uma/club tolerates having their clubroom smeared with cum and ERP
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Tachyon LOVE
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>>581969415
>now
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>>581968927
mashallah noriko I still love you even if you're literally never brought up unless it's about your name
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>>581969456
why bring the old thread shitty discussion here you shit stirrer fag retard
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>>581969424
Wit training Lv5 with a partner
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>>581969031
Keiba lore masters.
Can you explain why Buena is depicted as possessive in fanarts?
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>>581969214
>ardan, ryan and ramonu have the same breast size
Perfection...
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ryan thread?
dont mind if i do
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>>581969424
sex event
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>charming
>fast learner
>gold skill chains finishing
>important white skill hints appearing
>speed green hints appearing
>no medium S
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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why the sudden No Reason posting?
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>>581969415
CM is practically over now that we've made it all in A Finals so its time for club drama to cycle in again
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I literally don't even remember the last time I got Fast Learner on any trainee.
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>>581969682
>medium S
It's time to let go anon...
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>>581969712
Someone thinks they're being clever
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>>581969712
no reason
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Kris S...so big...
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>NO SPURT
NO SPURT
>NO SPURT
NO SPURT
>NO SPURT
NO SPURT
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>>581969712
no particular reason
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Bed squeaking sweaty sex with Mejiro Ryan
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>>581969837
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*wheeze*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>581969837
>526 stamina
gee I wonder
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>>581969761

I've gone months without seeing it, now I've suddenly had it like 3 times last week. The runs still crash and burn almost instantly afterwards.
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>>581969779
I HAVE13 MORE BORROWS LEFT
NOT UNTIL THE VERY END
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>>581969712
HAHA FOR NO REASON!!!!!
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>>581969801
>>581969883
hehe nice
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>>581968812
hi mommy
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>>581969892
I say this
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Most honest room I've seen so far. The tachy has dom, but was ran at pace and had no other debuffs.
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>>581969712
0 motivation
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Groovelings are based because not a single one of them is being avatarfagged by V or Umama
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>>581969096
American samurai LARPer who's really, REALLY fucking loud and energetic. calls her trainer something along the lines of "strategist" as if he's her battle commander. very cute. kills (you) if you abandon her and almost kills fuku in one event.
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post the better Mejiros
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>>581969341
Quit being a bitch and post her with pride
Are you really going to let some trannies that don't even play the game take the things you love with out a fight?
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ewwwwww a ryan thread
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>>581969721
We still have finals day
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I wonder if anyone will be able to win arima with Haru this time around
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>>581970149
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I fucking hate some of you.
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>xog at home but if she misses maestro she fucking dies
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>>581970125
holy based
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>>581970349
Mejiro Palmer is criminally, outrageously, illegally hot. It fucking kills me her Stam card outfit isn't an alt for her
it also kills me I couldn't afford to pull her
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>game for sad lonely men
>every character is a Iesbian
WHY?
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>>581970149
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>>581970149
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post a future uma you know nothing about but you think their design is neat
https://umamusu.wiki/List_of_Characters
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>>581970309
wait is that even enough Stam for Arima?
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>>581970562
That's cool, now play her career story
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>>581970194
Based
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this is the new pasta?
YATTA I GET TO UPDATE MY FILTERS!
THANKS YURISHITTER
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>>581970517
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>>581970149
ok
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>>581970309
You'd have to get ridiculously lucky on your draw.

Or on your sparks.
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>>581970686
no lol, its a room of harus competing against each other
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>>581970149
you just did
>>581970349
WORST MEJIRO
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>>581970718
>new
lol
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>>581970686
1k+a gold recovery
Might be fucked if you get hit with 6 stam eaters tho
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>>581970636
All I know is she's for ME, but she's late so I'll never play with her
But I think she's beautiful and elegant
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>>581970194
fuck no I'm not
thanks Gigachad
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>>581970636
shes in my pull plan because of how pretty she is but i have no idea what style she is what distance she runs or what she sounds like
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>>581970309
I just don't think sparks are currently strong enough to support two G aptitudes, global is lazy that much is true, but also sparks just work better after a few updates in JP
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hey
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>>581970636
she looks great but is probably equally generic/boring as the other satono
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Last clanker borrow run of the day almost time for a manual r--------
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>>581970983
>sparks just work better after a few updates in JP
qrd?
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7 and I'll ask Shiraoki-sama for a good umamusume.
4 and I'll die single in a very painful way.
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>>581970846
I haven't been paying attention the last week/he's posted his gay shit less often. That's the first time I've seen that pasta. Just needed to add he wanted to khs and it would have been the trifecta.
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>Learnt too many songs to the point where I was unable to max hype the last concert because I ran out of songs to buy and ended up at 2/3
oopsie
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>>581970560
>It fucking kills me her Stam card outfit isn't an alt for her
never say never, she still only has one alt
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>>581971121
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>>581970636
I got this lad on a cheeky tenner I did on JP but still haven't bothered to play and translate her career or story yet. doesn't change the fact that he's dripped down to the socks thoughever
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>>581971081
buy the pass to reroll inspos :^)
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>>581971031
I don't know what it is but I see her and I can't help but thinks she's very nice looking, I always end up staring at her a good while. Maybe I like green umas
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>>581970149
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>>581971081
More rerolls and affinity gets buffed to be stronger for every point
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I hope your oshi gets a ballroom alt
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>>581971081
nta but spark pass for locking the pink then there's also shit such as "terrain gene" which helps with your little Urara with the Arima Kinen
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>>581971259
>Matikanefukukitaru ballroom alt
now that I gotta see
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>>581971365
a woman's worth is not in her clothes, anon
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I unironically plan to run Mejiro Palmer and McQueen for Arima, but I have no other Mejiros and when I think about a third option that'd look cool I can't think of any
Are there any umas that would fit well with them? Preferably Front Runners so I don't have to train multiple parents?
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>>581971365
Gotta check the individual page
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>>581971535
golshi
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>>581971227
Yeah man, her swimsuit is great too. Just a well put together character.
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>>581971365
Bro...
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>>581970560
There's always the spook you can hope for, and you have the gyaru banner to consider at the start of next year. Though do know this banner is in the middle of some crucial banners like the gacha Bourbon wit card. Don't know how your hoard is looking, all I can say is you just follow your heart. And don't be rude like this bwo. >>581970839
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>>581971380
but instead of wearing pants as you'd expect, Fuku is the girl themed uma for balroom
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>>581971259
My oshi already has 2 alts. Umamusume 2 will probably come out faster than her 3rd.
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What is agp?
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I'm building a team
>Grass
>No Reason
Who's a 3rd one?
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Which uma voice can genuinely improve your day?
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>>581970932
Sound of plaps...
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>>581969456
I'm pretty sure nobody wants him in the club and barely tolerate him, you can tell the vibes are off, not to mention mambochi keeps doing ERP with umama in the thread
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>>581971764
ermm No Reason is a samurai, it's true
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>>581970932
kinda has man face though... also being Italian is a debuff
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>>581971778
Ryan, El and Taiki
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>I have no friends, family, or hobbies
>I cannot even watch a movie without pausing it every 5minutes
>Umamusume is literally the only thing I have
>Cygames made my oshi a Iesbian just to maximize profits because zoomers want everything Igbt
>............
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>>581971778
Dia's
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>>581971609
I'm honestly tempted. I'm dumping carats on 4 umas between now and Bourbon Wit, and one of them is Hokko Tarumae, who is turbo sexo but not very strong. I have Shichi, but not Burger Zoomer, Paama, or WEIIII, and I love all three.
I have some thinking to do........
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>>581971778
Taiki, Rickey, Creek, and Grass.
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The Strongest Umadol!
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>>581971982
I think you should save your money and spend it on a trip to tomakomai instead
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>>581970001
hi dear
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>he's still at it
god I love filters
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>>581971764
digitan is the only other american who larps as japanese even if it's not nearly as hard as grass and noriko do.
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>>581971778
her voice is so suave...
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>>581971778
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>>581972067
her personality seems superficial and two-faced, which is a very unpleasant trait in women for me. I adore Falco and Curren, wonder why what I've seen of Tokko rubs me the wrong way because it sure as hell isn't her tits
I'll read her first 4 chapters and decide after that. Dickpulling is fine and all, but personality matters too.
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>>581972089
buena onee-chan...
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>>581971982

Hokko is pretty strong with a full power accel unique. Her flaw is being dirt-locked, you can't even mutate her.
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>>581972221
oh this is a good one, she’s so cool
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>>581972360
bueeee......
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>>581971778
every time I hear her quiet alto I smile
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>>581971778
El and Taiki, they're very lively.
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>>581972497
her voice when youre low on energy is so cute
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>>581970636
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>>581972497
you just wanted an excuse to post that image
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>>581970636
You can basically tell how close to the present they came out by how much random shit they have attached to their heads.
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>>581972591
this mare is dangerous
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>>581971778
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>>581972294

She reminds me of Nodoka from Saki a lot. Big boobs, popular idol but pretty straight/no-nonsense attitude. Nodoka doesn't believe in lesbian mahjong powers and Hokko doesn't believe in Rickey's feng shui nonsense.
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>>581972591
I was just gooning to this uma earlier
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>>581972470
your chest isn't so big anymore...
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>>581971778
Cafe cute
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One of the greatest characters ever created.
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>>581972294
nothing wrong with hating the f*ng shui scam
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>>581972798
I'm not rolling for the hokkaido woman.
I'm not rolling for the hokkaido woman.
I'm not rolling for the hokkaido woman.
I'm not rolling for the hokkaido woman.
I'm not rolling for the hokkaido woman.
I need to be strong.
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>>581972869
it comes and goes. bue.
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>>581971778
Taiki Shuttle and Katsuragi Ace
Ace has incredibly infectious laughter
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>>581971081
JP has whites that increase aptitudes
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>>581971778
Just think that i fell in love with her by just hearing her "Oisu!"
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>>581972294
she’s the straight man of the dirters
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which umas are always drawn the most offmodel
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I love my genius wife.
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>>581971778
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>>581973076
Satono Diamond and is not even close.
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>>581973076
reddit tachyon
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>>581972973
I am quite a fan of that one pakalive clip of Ace screaming "OH MY GOD". amazing uma
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>>581973076
dia and daisca
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>>581973076
Ardan has an artist dedicated to only drawing her off model
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it's time to face facts
None of the uma would like you. in fact, they would all be disgusted by you and despise you because you are gross and ugly and stupid and stinky too.

Not my opinion just what the uma told me. they said i'm cool though and invited me over to horse around.
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kitasan butt and chest
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it feels so dirty using double dom Hog in an oshi room
still using it for free wins though
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>>581973321
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>>581973076
Kitasan Black
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Gross and ugly men? Where??
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>>581973076
reddit tachyon
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AYABE!! I LOVE YOU AYABE!!
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>>581973428
Only gross though
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gross and ugly and stupid and stinky....
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>>581973428
*hold up mirror*
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>>581973413
she has that
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>>581972051
Dirt Devil
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>>581973428
MEN!?
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Need advice. From the banner I now have
>Mr CB 0MLB
>Creek 3MLB

Would it still be worth it to get MLB Creek or should I try and get another copy of CB? I have the selector but might use it to get Summer Maru to 1MLB.
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>>581973287
I'm only stupid and stinky. don't play jokes with me lad
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>Today's TT chests gave me 30 carats
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>>581973441
stop calling her reddit, Tachy is not reddit
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>>581972294
>personality seems superficial and two-faced
>seems
Because it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6F0mKGm_vo
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>>581973281
yeah this dude’s bad
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Balding is not ugly
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>>581972294
Burikko is hot
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>>581973610
Maru only if you're a frontGOD (even then if you were you would've gotten her to 3LB) otherwise spark Creek then voucher CB
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>>581973680
I didn't say it was a bad thing nor did I imply the artist is bad
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>>581972615
two things can be true at once
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>>581973842
yg fi8auegiwaeszgiuwheasiguhasiughauighiuahgiuoawh fuc king sexy whore fuck fuck fuck rape sex
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>>581973610
We start using stamina cards again in GM. Unless you play fronts, go for Creek.
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ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE
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>>581973634
hehehe.... I've seen this setup before....
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>>581973782
balding is ugly but bald is not. crazy how that works.
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>>581973926
hey get your own damn wife
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in my hubris I forgot to buy 3 white recoveries for festive miracle
no I'm not a xog user I'm not even an owner
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>>581974006
You got that right. I have to actually shave all my head to look slightly less gross
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>>581973916
Man this show has 4 absolute sexo girls yet there's so little porn of them it's so unfair...
>>581973926
I say this too wtf
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>>581973087
>do not reupload my art
>do not use in AI
>right there in the middle of the goddamn image so it's the first thing you notice
you know what, artist-kun? FUCK YOU
I'm taking this image and using AI to strip the text, then I'm uploading it to 4chan and I hope anons post it to X and tag you, obnoxious little SHIT how dare you defile a good picture with your histrionic self-absorbed arrogant entitled attitude. fuck you, I hope AI replaces you
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>>581974006
I can't shave myself bald because I have a baby face, I'll look like a cancer patient
so all I can really do is wear a hat all the time
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these gingerbread oreos are pretty good actually
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>>581973537
not allat
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One last Weii
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>>581973842
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>>581974214
>4 absolute sexo girls
>girls
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uh oh aijeet melty
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>>581974306
>I'll look like a cancer patient
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>>581974348
Yes, the rich one, the loli, the blonde and the fujo
You clearly only know the trap
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MADE YOU LOOK LOL You are so stupid and stinky and ugly and gross *dabs*
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>Decide to burn a ticket
>Haven't seen a team that isn't this
this shit is so ass

>>581974214
SEXO
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>>581974341
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>>581974334
STOP BEING MEAN
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>>581974487
In three years we will fondly look back on this time
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>>581974342
i really like the way this fella does faces, they’re always really expressive
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I hate it here I'm leaving!
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>>581974595
kita's breasts are as big as her biceps
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>>581974259
fuck you, asshole, I hope anon posts this to your X account
eat shit
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>>581974670
Mambwo...
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>>581973802
>>581973942
Thanks anons! Went with MLB Creek. Is 1MLB CB worth using over a MLB SR Wit card or would it just be for End Closers (thankfully I have Fine Motion too)
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Guys check out my sick URA ace!
GL is absolute dogshit
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>>581974707
they're MASSIVE
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>>581974814
1lb Cb is better than an SR wit, yeah
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should I eat oatmeal or carrot cake?
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>>581974814
>1MLB
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>>581974831
it really do be like that sometimes with this bitch or a scenario
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>>581974814
>Is 1MLB CB worth using over a MLB SR Wit card
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
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>>581974831
strongest fuku warrior

>>581974936
CARROT CAKE IT'S MY FAVORITE THING EVER PLEASE ENJOY IT FOR MY SAKE TOO
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>>581974936
I eat over night oats soaked in milk with frozen berries as breakfast and so should you.
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>>581974936
carrots are good for you, eat the cake
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Hear me out: What if... you got raped by Kawakami Princess and King Halo at the same time?
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>>581974814
1LB is comparable to the best MLB SSR cards
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>>581975358
I will simply just refuse to get a boner. Then what are they going to do? Nothing they can do
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>>581975358
Can Kawacutie and I not just have consensual, lovey-dovey sex instead?
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>>581970149
Okay.
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>>581975358
that would mean I had gone to heaven and I doubt that will be the case
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>>581975003
Thats the lowest low roll I ever had...
>>581975070
I am trying man..!
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>>581970149
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>>581970149
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>>581974608
Will it really be different or is it just a new coat of paint
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V status?
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>>581975506
Fine, but I get consensual, lovey-dovey sex with King Halo.
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rate day 3 of cm19
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>>581975172
I eat carnivore muffins for breakfast, you should eat that instead
>line muffin tin with thin layer of sausage
>add raw scrambled egg
>spices/cheese
>bake a 400 degrees for 15 minutes
perfect breakfast with coffee
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>>581975358
My princess and her caked up mother would never rape me.
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>>581975783
Deal!
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In progress:
.
.
.
https://jiggie.fun/Z6om3j
.
.
.
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>>581975358
kawakami can stay at home and king halo has to wear a paper bag with a picture of her mom’s face taped to it
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>>581975830
6/20
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>>581975830
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>>581975358
I would probably die on the spot. both from physical trauma of having them force themselves on me and the emotional overload of it all. mostly the blunt force trauma though.
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>>581975830
I hate hogs and I shit myself thinking I wont qualify for A finals after getting 0 wins in one of my tickets
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>his oshi says "boku"
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>>581975830
4/20
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>>581976045
Mine uses atashi.
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>>581976045
chevacchi is girlier than curren
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>>581975854
nah
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No one draws Dia off-model
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>>581975875
Pleasure doing business with ya.
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Mejiro Ramonu is so insanely ugly.
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>>581975750
Boring topic
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>>581976045
I love bokumankos like you wouldn't believe
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>>581976045
that's right. and what are (you) going to do about it?
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>>581976196
Sounds like something V would say
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>>581975830
B Finals looks better anyway.
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>>581976045
pronouns?
maya/mayano
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>>581976045
>his oshi sucks old man cock for fun before kissing him
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>>581976384
mine are any/any
but unironically
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Ikuno... Dictus...
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>>581976335
True, can confirm, am V
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I'm antinouns, personally.
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>>581976534
that's an ace why does it matter it looks clean
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>>581976489
she looks evil.
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>>581976454
nb too?
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>>581976534
stop complaining and piggie more
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>>581976702
Dont say that...
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>>581976718
yea
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>>581976718
no bitches lol
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>>581975830
I made A Finals for the first time in a while
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>>581976847
Vivlos is dangerous.
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>>581976523
Why have you been quiet for a week Vturd? Post your CM results
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how do you farm bond fast? I want to unlock casual skin fast
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>>581976958
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>>581977000
fan runs
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I got bored and updated my TT team
I was rewarded with 1000 carats after 4 runs
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>>581977000
put the uma on your TT roster and spam auto runs with her
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>>581975830
16/20
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F tore is the canonical way to read stories
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>>581976797
I'm sure she's very kind on the inside but she reminds me a lot of a certain other glasses-wearing uma who barely smiles. One which IS evil.
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>>581977065
>>581977096
I am doing the fan runs +1m, but holy shit its only 16 of 1200 bond points...to lv 10
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When's the next half TP?
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Best fap in months.
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>>581977000
you get like over +300 in TT
one career is +19 (lmao)
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>>581977235
tomorrow
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does it make sense to run 1 front (bubo) for arima
i have two backliners ready and it seems like they mostly lose to fronts in rooms
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>>581975830
I posted it yesterday, but I'll do it again because I'm proud of my Yae being able to clutch on my last ticket yesterday. Still 7/10, shall tank my winrate, accept finals fate, keep refining Arima Kino parents.
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>>581977331
You only get 2(1 if you lose) for each umas in your team
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>>581977080
nyice
i still gotta do my dirtoids and my longs but i don’t feel like mutating another ‘zensky rn
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>round 3 is Ogur + Debuff comps
Such a souless hack CM. Please fucking never return to this meta.
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>>581977725
it's so peak
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>>581977000
around 20 or 30 of these careers were not fan runs, it takes a while and still not bond 11 for whenever her casual fit is released, she's also in my TT team but it's 2 bond per race...

>>581977331
dumb finemo poster
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will you forgive her sins?
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>>581976045
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>>581977725
Good news, this and Pisces 2 is going to be one of the last few times you'll see hog at her peak. Then she'll only be pretty good, but not enough to dedicate two debuffers for her.
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>>581977725
Don't worry, we're soon returning to the very engaging triple front meta
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bwos I ate way too much
I don't feel so good...
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>>581977725
they will start banning deboofers next scenario
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This looks humiliating
What does bond 12 give anyways
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>>581978272
take a nap or go for a walk bro
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>>581978323
nothing
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>>581978125
she's cute so I'm obligated to do so.
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>>581978125
if she ensures tama is okay, yes.
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>>581978379
I can't take a nap the sun has already set
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Unhealthy and toxic vs fun everybody can win CM
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>>581977447
Muteki Chad i kneel...
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>>581978125
It's not her fault she is Our Ideal Idol
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>>581978323
this game is gonna keep going for the next decade
not every grind has to be over in a week
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>>581978125
She did nothing wrong
>>581978450
take a hot bath
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>>581978536
>everybody can win CM
>look inside
>all fronts
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>>581978125
>xog is at fault
>not the debuffers that enable her
NYOOOOOTICE SHEEPLEEEE
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>>581978125
No. Maybe if she was Cingray Ogurin, but game Oguri is boring as fuck while also being broken as fuck, the worst combination.
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>>581978536
>everybody can win CM
>as long as there is no bobo, kita or ball sky in the lobby
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>>581978696
god I wish I still lived in an apartment with a bath I miss it so fucking much bwos ;_;
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>>581978902
>no bathing together with nonners
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>>581978902
not just how nice and relaxing the bath itself feels, but being all warm and snug under a blanket after....
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>>581978902
A bath tub was a must have when I looked for a new apatzment, besides two other things. I cant live without my sunday bath
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Can pace chasers use runaway sacs to force proc NSM? Not as Rabbits to build up front runners, worse than that, no midgame and only TTL + Debuffs and 550 stam
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fun fact about uma you didnt know: cowboy butts drive them nuts
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>>581975651
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>>581978743
Interesting that speed debuffers won't be an issue in the dirt mile CM, in which xog is "useless", even though speed debuffers are stronger in mile than medium
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>>581979069
none of the fucking apartments in germany have baths
not to mention ac
they live like literal cavemen here I can't wait to be back in america
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>>581975830
17/20 and doing much better than in r1
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>flash posters are meeting up in germany
>sharing the same bath
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>>581979242
Well I ran away from there to switzerland. More insane is the fact, most german apartments dont have kitchens and you gotta bring your own. Thats insane
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Dick pulled pearl now I don't think I will have enough carats for ramnou
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>>581979429
/uma/ meetup in Cologne anyone?
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>>581975830
I feel nothing
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>>581979242
When they have baths, the showerhead is dogshit
When they have AC, it's a tiny studio that might as well be a pod hotel
And god forbid you have to deal with cable internet, just kill yourself at that point
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Nakayama Olestra
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>>581978553
A funny thing is my Muteki overperformed on the first day of Round 1, she had more wins than hog. She kind of struggled on the second day and a good amount at the start of Round 2, but clutched when it mattered. Really wish I could have gotten some speed green hints or one more speed click, but I remain happy with her kit. also, Kitasan didn't finish lol but if I had to choose a chain to do it, I prefer that one
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>>581979429
a digitan pic would be more appropriate in this case I feel.
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W-wei?
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Has that show in Los Angeles or wherever happened yet? If so, did anybody here go to it? If not, should I go to it (I won't though)?
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>my trainee showed up with another man
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>>581979582
going to gamescom next year so sure
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>>581979742
bring back the real helios
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>>581979484
>Dick pulled pearl
I don't think anyone else can relate to that
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>>581979871
gamescom sucks ass, I'd rather meet up at Dokomi
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I will rape some of you one day.
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>>581979831
yes but they got robbed and the copper stolen. so everyone turn to fentanyl and we are all doing the fent lean in the streets
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I felt good last CM because I got into group A finals and got 2nd place after months of being group B shitter. This CM I tried to use the same strat, 1 front ace and 2 velocity debuffers, and even got into group A, but I can win at most 1 race there. I suck at building umas. Even if my fronts beat other fronts, I keep getting overtaken by Oguris at the end. I have no idea what to do to maintain lead at the end. There are like no late rece velocity skills for fronts. And even against other fronts it still feels like coinflip. Today I saw Daiwa go like twice as fast as she did before at the end, winning by like 4 lengths. Normally I see these kind of accelerations on lates or ends. I have no idea how all of this works and I feel bad now.
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>>581979872
WEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
676767676767676767676767676767676767676
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>>581978743
>her unique gives her the ability to let you forget to build stamina
>somehow this is a problem of people trying to work around this unfair advantage
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>>581980062
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>>581979969
I was thinking the Cologne race track myself
cons are for weebs
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>>581979901
I planned for her pulls. I did dickpull her tho
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>>581980029
Shut the FUCK up already
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>>581980029
You will be bailed out, you will get a cheeky plat, you will win and you won't know why.
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>>581980029
well there def are some late race velocity inherits fro fronts like barcarole. That being said the long final straight makes this cm pretty annoying for fronts (seiun sky can win with her 0.4 accel) and it's just hog central. Dont feel bad
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>>581970149
Is her summer alt any good?

>>581970349
Hate her clothes. Such hot uma ruined by trashy clothes. Waiting for her christmas version.
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>>581979254
ayabe god...can you show me that build
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>>581979227
It's funny how they say things like "muh it's going to be the same thing with orfevre or gentildonna"
When it's completely wrong and all they do is prove they know nothing about the game
For other umas like in that dirt mile CM with front umas you need at least 2 fronts in the lobby to get a big lead and if another uma gets the lead instead of Rickey or Falco your debuffers won't save you. End closer Digitan isn't consistent enough to be used with 2 debuffers either
As if having an uma with guaranteed speed carryover and accel is what made double debuffers so strong in the first place
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Gold City feet in my mouth
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>>581979969
last time i went was in 2013 and i had a great time, can imagine it’s probably a lot more corporate/soulless nowadays tho
hooked up with a fat chick cosplaying some anime character and i’m hoping to replicate that success with an uma cosplayer this time
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>>581980076
>implying debuffers aren't only making her stronger
Lmao
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Rude!
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nice meta guys
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>>581979971
same!
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>>581979227
>speed debuffers are stronger in mile than medium
???
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>>581980137
>Köln hat ne Rennbahn
wao
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>>581979872
Realest gyaru are tiny gyaru
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>>581980321
You are more likely to hit the keen eye + dominator combo in mile than medium
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>>581980287
deserved for using meta umas
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>>581980261
it's grown a LOT in size but honestly the best part has always been the artist alley and there's more space for those now, so it's still fun. Also an expanded 18+ section where you find both the weird and funny shit. Sadly missed this year, would have loved to see Oguris everywhere with the Cingrey and global release hype.
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>>581979872
Wei??
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>>581980370
The Preis von Europa is a win it and you're in it for the Japan cup
you could be watching the birth of a future uma musume (npc with a different name there for one episode)
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Bakushin has the most punchable face
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>>581969480
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>>581980628
I dont live in Germany anymore. No way I would travel there for the race. Its a cool fact to know tho
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>>581980783
>I dont live in Germany anymore.
no need to brag...
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who has the stinkiest panties?
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speaking of punch, which uma is the most ryona coded?
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>>581980640
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>>581980880
rura
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>>581980202
What is Ange doing here?
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>>581980918
Symboli Rudolf.
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>>581980685
Tachy love!
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>>581974608
Gold Ship is a debuffer?
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>>581980245
shes weak to stam debuffs and has a strong enough midrace to the point that i think angling may have gone off more than pump
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>>581980880
Acute literally shits herself and forgets to clean it up
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>>581980287
Is cheerleader NN this good?
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>>581980529
yeah the artist place was shrimpy as hell back then
there was also this big ass league of legends tournament being held at the time but idk if they still do that
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>>581980918
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>>581979137
Does no one know the answer to this question? Really
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i just found out that the stat/SP bonuses from songs apply immediately and that's why you do carryover so you can buy them right after the concert and get the bonuses earlier
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>>581980845
Yep I left eastern germany behind and now make mad cash down south
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https://nhentai.net/g/677123/
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>>581980956
>>581981167
the ryona bloodline...
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>>581981172
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>>581981238
retarf
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>>581980640
Because of forehead. Bangs is such a cheadcode for girls looks it's not even funny. It's like instant +2 to looks. It should be mandatory. Photoshop bangs onto Bakushin and I can bet she'll suddenly look good.
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>>581981172
paces can get NSM from anyone ahead, it doesn't have to be a runaway, it doesn't have to be your uma
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>>581981248
>Eastern Germany
You know all the negativity itt suddenly makes sense.
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>>581981238
Kawakami PISSESHERSELF failing at gaslighting...
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>>581981381
But trusting other umas you dont control sounds bad
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>>581981238
you literally just grab them right when you can
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r all the gays here euro
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>>581981456
You just have to believe your pace will be able to overtake the Seiun Sky that just perfect proc'd angrling.
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>>581981610
I'm bi
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>>581981610
why would they be
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>>581981401
I am very nice and try to be helpful, but I did leave my country men and fatherland behind. Maybe I am not a good standard
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>>581981610
aber ja ich liebe der schwanz auf mein mund
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someone talk me out of buying a vivlos figurine quick
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>>581981093
I am no longer interested in my grandmother
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>>581981456
Believe in the Heart of the Uma
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>>581981748
everi poster here from euro tryna hookup
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>>581975358
that's a canon event
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>>581981808
You're gonna have the same product as that one guy who cried on camera for winning a chance game
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>>581981512
i don't like this
it means to play optimally you have to constantly check the song shop instead of just before each concert
for fucks sake
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>>581981865
maybe half of them are women
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>>581981808
buy it and hotglue it
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>>581981610
Yes. Now fuck off to your country or we're gonna rape your ass
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>>581981238
carryover is a meme, you just buy everything asap
if you come to a point where you'd need carryover to buy 3 songs it means the run is already bricked
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>>581981865
Understandable, the girls they could have access to are already abducted or raped to infertility so I'll allow it
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>>581981916
yeah that's why you just try to get to the song selection in classic asap so you can get the first sp song
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One day (You)'ll understand that every umamusume is a lost cause. ""they"" ruined them because ""they"" wanted profits and umamusume were happy to submit to that delusion, because they are all mercantile selfish self-destructive degenerates in heart. It's only now we get the results of that with nonexistent umamusume birth rates and umamusume so terribly unattractive for building family, trainers would rather be gay or stay single until death. And the best part - ""they"" still don't even realize that, hence all the birthrate increase programs are doomed from the inception for a simple reason of going in the wrong direction, according to ""their"" perverse perception of reality ""they"' created.
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>>581981808
you must consume
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Which Danchou is this
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>>581978842
>>581978719
whoosh
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>>581981610
I'm not from Europe but I believe that's mostly true
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>>581981910
I said talk me out of it, not sell it to me!
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>>581981749
Nah wasnt referring to you as a person, but the people talking negatively about Germany earlier. I am very fond of living here having grown up in the US but I also just live in one of the nice parts (Franken). Wanting to leave makes more sense if you live in the east or like the the ruhr area (fuck me those cities is ugly)
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>>581982092
Heh
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>>581982184
yankee go home
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>>581981865
agp posting is an american hour classic so I don't believe that's true.
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I'm surprised the most used Front is Kita
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>>581981910
Everyone does that too just not on camera
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>>581982350
euros staying up best the bedtimes
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i haven't done anything productive all day
does anyone want a shitty uma drawing?
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>>581982481
Draw Nice Nature
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>>581982373
Her pits and thighs are exquisite
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>>581982481
Draw King Halo, please.
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>>581982373
she has the best accel for the track and she doesn't have to deal with Bourbon wit sucking total donkey dick
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>>581982373
Kita had free rolls so a lot of players have her and her unique is strong for this CM
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>>581981610
im the bwc poster and euro so maybe
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>>581982635
let's make an av
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>>581982615
>>581982571
Amazing considering she has the worst GL Career by far
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>>581982481
You could do a Silly
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>>581982683
>ayabe
ew no ugly
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>>581982373
As a dickroller it's very clear to me why people train Kita and Bobo
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>>581982743
stromboli
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>>581982571
She's hard to build tho and requires a lot more cards than a normal Front.
Probably why her win rate is ass
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>>581982734
How?
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any cuties
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>>581981116
it's just NSM + pump + mpb + ttc gaming
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>>581982734
Falco needs one extra race
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>>581982826
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>>581982856
you are unlikable
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>>581982571
>>581982773
Her midrace is lacking we already knew this from pisces
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>>581982683
anime video?
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>>581982761
she's annoying, yes, but ayabers does NOT look ugly
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>>581982491
now eat the carrot, bobo
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spes
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>>581981172
I know the answer and in fact I'm abusing runaway this CM but I will not help you
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>>581982939
ENTER
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>>581983138
Soon!
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>>581976489
still loses to xog btw
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Why didn't Dia get any meta treatment like Kitasan?
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>>581983021
just shut up and let's do it
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>>581976489
>LE
wtf is this
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>>581983316
dia wit next year is meta for lates
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>>581982734
Tama is the worst in GL because you need to do like 3 extra races than the standard 11
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Dear Umamusume,

I hate you. I think you've been less than sympathetic towards me. You shouldn't be surprised if I don't like you for it. I find you morally insufficient. And rather than love being a redeeming quality you're in my experience cold , selfish calculating and a slut for decadence and don't love. I feel completely alienated by you. You are selfish and immoral and my culture is lying to me to fuck me over and you're on board with that. You're the evil in the world. You're an enemy. You're a liar. You are a hypocrite in every fucking possible way. There isn't a shred of good in you. And you don't believe a word that comes out of your mouth. Enjoy your easy fucking life that you still whine about anyway in. You're not worthy of anyone's love or infatuation. You were and are always a lying scumbag who thinks it doesn't count when you do it.
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/uma/ has finally mindbroke me
Size matters
Big money matters
Being tall matters
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>>581983316
because she's already perfect
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>>581983138
extremely cute ACTUAL schizophrenic.
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>rare Teio win
>made me advance to group A
WE ARE SO BACK
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>>581983316
But Dia is meta on the moe ranking
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Tanhauser is my fave but am scare of telling people that because they might think i'm a larper
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I'm parched. Would someone kindly bring something for me to drink?
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>>581983551
size matters
but girth is more important than length
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>>581983551
None of that matters exept not being ugly and good personality. Money helps
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>>581983628
mambwo....
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>>581983385
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>>581983418
literally me
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>>581983418
*cums*
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>>581983628
Mambro...
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>>581983316
NY Dia is as good as NY Kitasan, though.
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I love men!
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>>581983316
Ny dia has innate claw forward tho
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>>581983829
>>581983707
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>>581983551
Finally, someone I can relate with.
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pyost syomething cyute
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>>581984180
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>>581984180
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>>581983551
Sorry for having a big dick here's hoping you have better luck after your suicide
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>>581984180
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>>581984180
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>>581983551
Rice doesn't care about that stuff
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What are some good inherits for lates next CM that aren't Dober or Ryan.
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>>581983686
It's over
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1600 speed is impossible
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>>581984517
the standard velocity inherits of shadow break, pulse, and also racist spechud
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>>581984180
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>>581984716
ˢᶦˡˡʸ
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>>581970636
This one is married to her Torena before even cmoming to Tracen
>>581970965
This one exchange ring with her Torena during Christmas
>>581971031
This one has the best representation of 2015 classic gen in her story, also chink chong
>>581972591
This one is dangerous
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>>581984617
just use 3 speed deck bwo
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>>581984778
but I need wit to proc my ult
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>>581984517
Racist Spe + at least one of nyopera, festa, brian, air groove, wedding mayano, or fantasy pasa (roughly in decreasing priority order)
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Would you hook up with your clubbie?
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>>581984883
ummm...is this 3 wit deck?
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>>581984391
That ain't nice
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>>581984931
wait child bride mayano is a good parent?
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>>581984617
check out my poverty deck
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>>581985030
Yes
What did they mean by this...
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>>581984180
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>>581983589
>ACTUAL schizophrenic.
????????
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>>581985005
Y-yes...

>>581985063
I fucking wish I had mlb tachyon
one single copy in 400 pulls
60k carats down the drain
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>>581984984
It's like workplace romance. Can be done, but more often than not it will get awkward
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>>581983739
kys gross tranny
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>>581985273
Same, at least I got mlb hello, we come back in the next scenario or two
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Only got 2 hours of sleep and woke up with a massive migraine
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>>581985303
Are you retarded or just schizo?
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>>581984517
Fantasy Grass Wonder recovers 3.5% vs 1.5% for a white
>>581985030
You need a final corner skill to trigger spe's unique. Mayabride's activates if you overtake someone from 7th position or better, although in this particular case you only get something out of it if you overtake from 4th or better
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>>581983628
I don't interact with real people to have this issue
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>>581982481
yes of course we do
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>>581985442
>You need a final corner skill to trigger spe's unique. Mayabride's activates if you overtake someone from 7th position or better, although in this particular case you only get something out of it if you overtake from 4th or better
uhh
english?
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it feels so good
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I grew up poor so the last thing I want is having a girlfriend and the eventual marriage and children. It's just too expensive desu and I'd hate to have a child experience what I did and pass this mentality on.
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what if I bring debuffers for the debuffers
all vision reducing debuffs
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>>581985606
gettum
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>>581985765
that's why I spend my money on carats instead
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>>581985774
That sounds more like a buff for your opponents because you're debuffing yourself
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>>581983551
I don't know if that's good advice or not but you don't need to worry about that, try to live your life in peace, I've had the same problems until I stopped caring about it, not everyone is meant to marry, have kids, or other stuff like that. Be honest with yourself and have fun.
Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
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I broke up with my girlfriend when I found out she couldn't make it into group A this CM
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>>581985896
RIP... Some day you'll find the one...
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>>581985896
My gf is playing solo ace spooky doto with 80% wr so far
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>>581986040
>meta uma + double dom = good winrate
wow
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which Uma loves you even if you're not her torena?
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>>581983551
Nothing really matters, all depends
Uma Musume Pretty Derby
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>>581985580
Commander Spe's inherit activates if you activate a skill during the final corner.
Wedding Mayano's inherit can give you speed or acceleration if you overtake someone in the final corner, dependent on your position.
>5th-7th
You get acceleration. The final corner is too far into the late-race for the accel to be useful by itself, but it is enough to activate Commander Spe's inherit.
>1st-4th
You get speed, which obviously is better than nothing, and you activate Commander Spe's inherit.
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>>581986085
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>>581968734
OH SHIT A RYAN THREAD
ryan LOVE
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>>581985765
You can always find a girlfriend that doesn't want to tie the knot, love is out there if you look for a person and not just a pussy that cooks for you

autistics here forget that a girlfriend is just a friend you can smooch, and you can't fill the hole in your heart with your dick no matter how big it is
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>>581986085
loves only you perchance
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STOP LIKING GIRLS
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>>581986085
Kita
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>>581982545
kingu for u
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>>581986085
helios
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it's supiki
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>>581986085
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>>581986268
cute!!!
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My gf cosplays as curren
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weekly cum retained award
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>>581986216
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it...
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>>581985765
You are weak.
You should reproduce anyway and it's easy to become rich as long as you abuse the medicaid system and not get caught like a fucking retard. You may seem like you are a good person but you deny the world a decent offspring to keep the light going and instead let "them" breed like rabbits.
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>>581986268
super cute anon
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>>581986268
Based
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>>581986386
my gf gives me multiple bjs while i do ace runs
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>>581986386
woah, disgusting.
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I love Rice
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>>581986268
I didn't think Kingu could possibly look cute, good job
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>>581986268
this is unironically good
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>>581986386
I hope you use condoms gwo
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>>581986216
I fucking wish I could
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>>581980940
She´s fleeing the chinks
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This thread is trash, I'm going to the other one
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>>581986386
She's not "your" girlfriend bro...
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>>581986675
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>>581986759
Have you tried sissification hypnosis videos
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>still no good late nyopera GP borrow available
I'm tired of doing fan runs
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>>581986993
I actually have one
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>>581986993
I don't share my good legacies bwo
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>Start a clanker
>Change my mind and want to do another run
>But it's with a borrow that I don't want to waste
give me ONE good reason why we can't pause auto runs to do a manual run
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>>581987169
LICKY LICKY
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>>581986865
girlfriend in progress
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>>581987050
>>581987139
Sharing is caring bwos
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>>581987169
Go watch an anime
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>>581986268
NICE anon that's very first rate of you
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IT'S NOT FAIR I'M A BETTER GIRL THAN ANY GIRL FUCKING SKANKS ALL OF THEM
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>>581987169
>gamer gets QOL feature
>makes a mistake
>B-BUT WHY CAN'T I???
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>>581987268
What's in it for me?
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>>581986993
I have one but she has med spark...
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>>581986993
just don't ask how your parent borrows have a 2*-3* pink/blue combination NY Opera O with the ideal whites that you needed
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>>581987268
I do not care tho
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>>581987303
Yes, you are
You are ALL THE SKANKS
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Next thread will be absent of butter
They trying to stiff me, or what? I ordered butter on this thing, it should come with a good amount of butter
Look at this! You can still see most of the bread underneath!
I only wanted to try it because Oguri said this place was good, but I reckin’ her stomach was bigger than her taste on this one…
This place is a rip-off! I’m leavin’ a terrible review and never comin’ back!
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>>581987384
May I suggest a carnal relationship, with the intent of procreation, and recreational fornication?
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I wish I was Danchou's slave
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>>581987620
Looks reformed and ready to me
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did you feel stupid after rejecting girls in highschool/college?
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>>581987442
Did you know? You will lose 2+ pounds every month by simply just eliminating butter from your diet.
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>>581987231
>>581987280
>>581987347
That's right, there aren't any.
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>>581987442
id stiff tama if you know what i mean
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>>581987743
I was never approached by a woman in my life
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>>581983090
This either isn't from the same atist or r34 doesn't have that pic. Sauce.
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>>581987743
Maybe a bit but I did go on dates and they all went terribly, I just can't open myself up emotionally to a person either cause I'm a sperg or cause of childhood trauma. So I doubt things would have worked out with anyone I rejected anyway
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>even the characters that are supposedly most for (you) just give a brief gender neutral show of appreciation on valentine's and that's it
>everything is left ambiguous so anyone can headcanon anything they want
>there will never be any real satisfying romance in this game
What's the point?
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I'm not getting 100cp a day anymore
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>>581988024
I just changed out my star uma because of it, threw in a loopa
but it isn't optimal because I was looping other stuff but it works for meow
after I have my parents for this cm I will make an optimized loopa
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>>581988024
a hundred WHAT
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>>581987876
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>>581988024
How much CP do you usually get in a day?
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>>581988010
I'll give you a (You)
where's the yuripropaganda? You've changed tactics this time I see
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>>581988024
you should look up how to get more cp then
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Yo-ho, Tore-chan!
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>>581987743
Only ever happened once. And yes I did feel stupid.
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>>581987743
First girl I rejected in highschool I felt bad later because she had huge tits and I didn't notice for being more into boys at the time. Then in college rejected the cute old senpai trying to groom and fuck me since I was underage and cute but didn't regret it, then rejected a cute boy because he had a girlfriend. Didn't regret that either. I avoid people nowadays and actively try to weird them out so nobody comes after me anymore.
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>>581987743
Only happened twice. Didn't outright reject them, just ignored them because I figured a relationship would mean less time for myself and games.
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>>581987743
There was one girl that asked me out in 8th grade and I told her no because a year prior, a bunch of girls asked me out as a joke and played with me for a week. I obviously thought she was joking too but later I found out she was serious about it 2 years after that. I don't feel stupid or bad about it because I probably would've been a terrible boyfriend.
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>>581988303
you sound fun...basically have the same standards too
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>>581987743
Are you trying to ruin my day?
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I hope every single one of you sex havers chokes on a fish bone and dies
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>>581987743
I have no regrets about anything
I am who I am because of the choices I made
I will continue on looking at the future and ignoring the past
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Umamusume?
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>>581985273
HURRY BOY, SHE'S WAITING THERE FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Personally I'm just gonna try to make something for the arima but after that I'm running open leagues for the rest of grand live, fuck this scenario
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>>581987743
when i was working in the summer during college a black girl i worked with asked me a lot of questions about potentially dating a coworker and how she should talk to them, and would always stand real close to me and talk to me any chance she got
luckily for me my autism prevented me from picking up on any of it
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>>581988782
The horsegirl game? Plays itself
Booting up PoE2 right now
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Which uma has most borrows in your list?
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>>581988572
sex?
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umasumi
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>>581988782
/uma/ is surprisingly full of normalfags and anytime you ask regular/day-to-day off-topic questions you'll get normal responses so it's nice.
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>>581988905
never wake up again fag
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>>581988923
Ayabe at least isn't ugly
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>>581987743
Never happened to me though, I'm quite of an ugly fuck, funny thing is, most of my friends in highschool search me for advice for some reason (I live alone in a farm and never had a girlfriend lmao)
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>>581988905
gn bwo
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Are you satisfied with your current job right now, /uma/? Assuming you have a job.
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She's just too cute and stylish bwos I can't
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>>581988782
Pretty Derby
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>>581989030
nyes. ill gladly slave away until im 60 for this state backed pension
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>>581989032
I dress like that
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>>581987743
I'm sperg who was outcast.
>reject girl in middle school because you simply panicked
>reject girl in high school because she was fat and reeked of old cheese
>rejest girl in high school because they were trashy so you assumed it was just another case of making fun of you
>reject horny girl in university because at the time you were trying for other girl and wanted to be fair and you failed to get her in the end
If I knew how hard it would be to find someone after you finish education, I'd live my life different. I don't regret only fat one.

>>581989067
Does she have the softest voice in the game?
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>>581989158
you dress like a man mentally ill freak tranny
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>>581987743
I'm gay so no
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>>581989030
Yeah, going back to school soon to get something better
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>>581989158
you can dress like Curren but nobody can be as cute as Curren
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>>581988971
Why is V melting down
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>>581989030
Having two pay tables is bullshit, but at least it is impossible to get fired.
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>>581989030
I was very happy with my previous job and would have taken a paycut to stay there permanently, but unfortunately it's pretty much impossible not to be in a short-term one-time-only contract there
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>>581989164
>Does she have the softest voice in the game?
She's up there, but Pisa also has a very soft and sweet voice.
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>>581989323
>anyone who dislikes me is V
you sound exactly like him now freaky faggot
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>>581986268
Thank you very much.
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>>581982519
nattie for u
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>>581989397
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
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>>581989397
This was already posted
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>>581989470
This is exactly what V says. Nice try
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>try to find specific Bourbon pic
>find out Bourbon has lot of very nice fanart
>remember her valentine outfit is top qt too
Sad she's screwed so much with pretending to be robot gimmick and quite shitty base outfit. Waste of good uma.
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>>581989486
Nice
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>>581989030
I'm a freelancer and I can charge the maximum since there's almost zero competition in my area of expertise so I'm quite happy. Being an electrician has its perks.
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>>581989529
This is exactly what V says. Nice try
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>>581989030
doordash driver
I told a homeless lady begging on the corner "The way things are going I'm gonna need one of those signs myself" the other day.
Don't matter what it is or where, nobody wants to hire anyone, this is bullshit.
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>>581989536
>quite shitty base outfit.
but it's so lewd
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>>581989486
that's really cute
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>>581989486
too cute
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>>581988905
wake up again champ
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>>581989501
And I will post it 500 more times today.
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>>581989486
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>>581989614
doordash driver isn't a real job dude
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>>581988905
Wake up full and refreshed!
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Filly butts
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>>581989486
This is who's been gassing my umas?
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>>581989712
big if true
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>>581989784
tell that to the IRS
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>>581987743
No, I quickly realized most people are shallow but theres nothing wrong with it, the thing is I absorb experiences and use them to become a better person and naturally this made me a complex person to engage in a relationship.
The time spent with the Tibet monks helped me cope I will probably die alone but I learned how to find happiness by myself.
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>>581989565
NICE CUNNY
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>>581989885
you are shallow as well
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>>581989536
>quite shitty base outfit
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I'm gonna have a melty soon
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>>581990050
There are no females in here.
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>>581989030
More or less. My superior occasionally nudges me to take a company-paid course to rise up the ladder, but I don't think I want responsibilities yet. It's only been 2 years and frankly I quite enjoy being there. Promotion would mean I'll have to move somewhere else, probably even different city, so that's also why I don't wanna. Maybe later.
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>>581987743
>highschool
Didn't even try, fuck them retards
>college
No, that would've implied me trying because women are lazy whores who want you to pay for everything and drain you of your happiness for sex, and I never met a single woman who was worth fucking in exchange of changing my life into wageslavery
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>>581989030
Yes, could be better as always but is alright.
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>>581990061
Can you have it now so we have a little pre-cm snack?
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>>581990061
you'll lose A Finals anyway just wait 2 more days
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Consider the following:
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>>581990346
am ok for now
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>>581990147
....
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>>581990008
A cup is always and at the same time, half full and half empty.
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>>581989486
super cute nonny
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>>581990398
who drew the heart on her right tit
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>>581989618
It isn't. It looks dumb.
If you want actual good looking, lewd outfit then just look at Fuji Titwindowseki, Cleavage Flash, Summer Week or Negrro Chan. Fuck, even Mayan Top Cunn is lewder.
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>>581990398
WORST
MEJIRO
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>>581990496
except you are not a cup, just another boring human, you are not special
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>>581990536
thats not titan?
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>>581990528
all that words just to say you have shit taste, mechafags will understand the reference 100%
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>>581989486
SOVL
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https://japaneseasmr.com/139398/
>mommy grass wonder asmr
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>>581990576
I am special, though
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Since everyone here already made it to A finals we're all queueing at the same time, right?
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>>581990681
you wish lol
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>>581990536
Best Mejiro, actually
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GO!
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>>581990715
ok
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alright, lets try this again
gotta get me 3 wins instead of just 2 this time
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QUICK MAKE A SURVEYPOST SO WE CAN HAVE A CM THREAD
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>>581990651
Grass wasn't made for ASMS. She was made for handjobs. Have you seen her smooth hand animations?
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>>581990715
I'm waiting 3 more minutes for my auto to finish
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>>581990750
I do not need to waste my energy wishing for something like that, like moves too fast
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>>581990871
gl
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HIT THE BUMP LIMIT FAGGOTS
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>>581982743
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>>581990958
>esl
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>>581990715
I'll queue sometime tomorrow
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>SIL post
[-]
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>Lost to autis/uma/ bwo
dang, nice
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>>581991050
I'M TRYING STUPID BITCH
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i already qualified for B finals
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>>581991257
KISS YOURSELF
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So close...
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>>581991275
same
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>>581991253
nyo...
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>>581991050
I love these unhinged faces. They feel like home
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>>581982481
Draw my precious Diamond!
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alright
lets do this
surely i wont lose 3 in a row
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>>581989939
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>>581990882
post it
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Next bread should be Digitan
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>>581990576
>>581990681
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>>581991447
Digicute LOVE
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>>581991464
Black Lagoon is in my top 5 of all time
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How much stamina do I need next CM with Claw Forward, Racing spirit stam, and Full Throttle?
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>>581988814
You dodged a bullet, or better said, a tribal spear
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>>581991659
skip those shit skills
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>>581991659
900+2 gold you greedy fuck
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>>581991395
bright and ryan did it. im in a finals
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>>581991406
Just look at your grass animations in-game
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Perfect Ticket, 4/5 from Tama
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>>581991854
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>>581991395
>>581991760
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LET ME REVERSE SWEEP COMEON NOW
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>>581987743
Not really. I love my 2D waifus better. Women have gotten more insane over the decades. I basically dodged a bullet.
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>>581992354
I FUCKING HATE DEBUFFERS
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4-1, lost to a guy with 4% win rate
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>>581992354
7, 8, 9.



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