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Gold City feet in my mouth
Digitan LOVE
>>581991854
>>581991854Cute Digitan!
ryan LOVE
EU hours just before bed are peak /uma/
NiceSo far Mackie has 0 wins in all of the cm but I don't really feel like remaking her. I'll train her properly for next cm to compensate
digitan rabu
Tachyon LOVE
Don't forget your grandmother
POST DAY 4 WINRATE(S)Did everything go as expected? Worse? Better?3-3-2-4
Is it safe to queue?
>>581992025euro/aussie hours always been best hours
>>581992183Yes, gimme free wins
>2-2>last match is a UF3 xogger with 2 debuffersjust fucking choke me to death man
Are latebros going to make new aces for finals with this or nah
i just gotta hope for a plat win, this is my last chance at getting a star i thinkalso hopefully this is the time i can get a ryan win... i NEED a ryan cm win...
>>581992025So literally burger hours
>umama post[-]
>>581992125>turf G>pacesorry, baachan...
>>581992230On it boss
V status?
>>581992157kill yourself
>>581992125>BIG SISTERLYgood, I love incestalso I just had deja vu like a motherfucker, I dreamt of seeing this image, in this thread and this post constilation. that was MONTHS ago
>>581992357aiiiieeeeeeee dont corrupt yeppers
>>581992237oh shit i actually won. the fucking xogger is the one at the bottom.>checks it>the mongoloid only has cacao + 2 stam skillswhat the fuck
>>581992157Just fuck off already
>>581992039OH MY GOD MY QUEEN
Brian is going to A finals.
fuck this shit I'm just running open leagues and give me my damn ninjins, trying to cobble together a win with my shitty fucking deck is a futile effortmaybe I'll try again in a few months when I get to have yet another dogshit double spark on ramonu that keeps me in open leagues for another year
>>581992302burger hours start 2 hours from now
https://files.catbox.moe/8q1d5i.mp477/80, 96%
>>581992524>UG7 maya clankerwtf
>>581992395>>581992456this is one step away from barneyfagging>inb4 shut up Vyou're proving my point
This anyone?
>>581992574Why would burger hours start at 8pm EST
>open league
>>581992620me
>>581992157>67% WRweeeeeeeeilast day is always the most boring...
>>581992357Cute Gyaru + outsider team!The outsider being obviously Palmer
>>581992524>UG7>ClankerWhat the fuck
>>581991854DIGITAN RABU
>>581992157I'm still 3-1 on my first ticket, good luck for your finals in 2 days
>>581992256thanks tanuki bwo, your luck helped, the next ticket was also a 3-2 win :)
>>581992524based unity Tachgod
>>581992642maybe he doesn't realize that most burgers in this thread don't have jobs
>>581992601uh oh melty
>>5819921570 aces made0 preparation doneran on auto for fans all monthfraud status maitained, I deserve nothing and will happily accept everything
>>581992620HOLY SHIT ITS MAX VERSTAPPEN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8OIlRJweGA>>581992634Love blob umaLove this guys comics
>>5819928423rd place
So this is how it feels to get a podium with off-meta umas you like...
>>581992810I have a job and I get off at 3pm, most other burgers get off at 4
>>5819921572/2/2/4, tanked my WR pretty hard today
Final Numbers, 58/75, did extra tickets for once since I was running a debuffer
>finally, a xog free room>3 chuds and 1 clanker beat my acehow fucking over is it for me /uma/
PODIUM'D >>581992157My first queue is 2-3. Has yet to do the others
>>581992916as I said
tama..............
>>581992904thanks for the carats bro
>>581992969BROCKED
I love my genius wife!
>>581992969Please understand, her tits are too heavy>>581993040Please understand, her legs are too short...
When is sweat hours so I can endxog ethically?
YOUR DAY 4 IS OVERENJOY YOUR B LEAGUE!
>>581993173Right now.
>>581993141were you the one who started a jp accounthow was itdid you rerollare borrow decks usable
>>58199317320ish hours
>>581992125>Dancer in the DirtGranny, don’t do it…You will break your back.
>>581992157now tell us about your A Finals win rate umama
maybe I should just start bringing triple stamina debuffers to every CM just to say fuck youI've literally never had a good CM and it's the number 2 cause of people I know quitting this shitty fucking game.
big sweaty german breasts
Sad to see these teams lose...I wouldn't mind losing to these heroes
Huh. There were no stam debuffers
wtf is this neigha doing
>>581992354Don't panic frontGOD, this CM is fucking gay
This natty just zoomed from 5 lengths behind to take first. This CM makes no sense.
>>581993382Soul is dead and Xog killed it..
>>581993454his best...
>>581993373sex and marriage with flashusex and sex with falco as our best friend and fuck buddy
>>581993454Dober is such an unbelievable fucking scam in our 6 debuffer era.
>>581993382>meanwhile this is what you see for 10 picoseconds after skipping the race with two xogs
>>581992663teio build? out of curiosity>>581992760good luck to you too!
>>581992125her unique seems good like pulse but better for dirt
>>581993538>>581993595And he has a 50% win rate somehow
>>581993627Cute Christmas spirit
>>581982743sillius for u
>>581993567Sex and procreation is Flashu's jobFalco is fine with anal and cleanup the dirt road
>>581992125communal /uma/ mass assisted suicide tomorrow if I don't get her btw
>>581993727do the punny one next
>>581993727
>>581993683BigBeezy...
Ah, B Finals. Home.
>>581993683You can run a xog with the complete wrong set of skills and still get a higher winrate than most other umas just for proc'ing the unique.
>>581993727guhhhhhh i will bark now
is there any way to get hakuraku data for cm matches i watched on my phone? or is that stuff just gone from the game's storage?
well the good news is if I don't run into murmurs in finals I've got a pretty good chance of winningthe bad news is from experience there's a 60% chance that won't be the case
>>581993727super duper cute anonny
>>581993727I love it anon thanks I'll be sure to use her in the future!
>>581993639No med s means she has the plat guaranteed for herself in exchange for the suffering caused.
>>581993683damn bro xoggers can win this cm with clanker ass umas
>>581992125Sell me on Wonder Acute. Why would I want her in my stable?
>>581993498My elo got pushed down so hard I'm now sealclubbing UG3s with dominator solo aces. Whelp hopefully the finals will be the same.
>>581993627
>>581994105She's senile
>>581994105she's a cute!
>>581993262>were you the one who started a jp accountYes.>how was itI don't touch it all that much after doing her career and main story but it was worth it and I would not have been able to wait 2 years to get her. Having to turn on a VPN is just enough of a barrier to make me not want to do it that often. Though I did do a couple runs just to enter the Open for their current CM once I realized how easy it is to make a decent Uma for the Open on JP. I'm hoping she wins tonight so I can see her sing Ms. Victoria. I'll probably keep doing that for their CMs, especially the Queen Elizabeth II Cup CM that's coming up in October since it's the only G1 she ever won.>did you rerollYou don't really reroll on JP. They only give you 3k carats to start. I made my account like 2 weeks before her banner and just saved carats so I would have enough to spark her bikini alt by the time it came out. Ended up getting her in like 30 rolls though which allowed me to then roll on the anniversary banner and get a good Pace/medium speed card to MLB.>are borrow decks usableFor the Open? Yeah, probably though since I had that MLB card I mentioned earlier I decided to use my own deck.
>>581994105She's a cute wonder
>>581994105She's a cute
>>581993512It's safe to assume everyone fucking gassed
>>581994105You canonically spend (at least) 6 years with her
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/Z6om3jhttps://jiggie.fun/Z6om3j
>>581994113SHAKYUUUUUUT
>>581992157went 3/2/4 todaydidnt bother spending carrats on the final ticketCompletely unserious cm with clankers EVERYWHERE, they need to kill the hog so people try again in these
I should stop checking my opponents WR, I have lost to shit with 5% WR and I have 60% WR
>>581994113looks like tomoko from that one episode where she put her hair in pigtails
>>581994245
>>581994283Jodan has 1000 stamina + maestro. I hate mediums so much. I've seen her gas out on other races too. So glad I don't pour hours into CM prep anymore.
>>581993727FLOOF THE SILLIUS
HOW is today's queue even sweatier you were supposed to send out the shitters to tank your wr!!!!!!!!
>>581993512Everyone but Natie failed their wit checks
>>581993373I wish she was useful but straight skills as such a fucking gample.
it's over...
another day another xog taken care of
>>581994498nyo, i still had to qualifysorry bwochacholino!
>>581994113i need her to beat the shit out of me
last ticket hurray
>>581993627It's a shame CinGray Oguri isn't as good outside of her specific niche, and that she doesn't have Brightest Heart play when she uses her unique.
>>581994272ahhh gotcha, sounds good to me. roll for uma I like then use a borrow deck so I can come back at any timetyyy
>error 390>error 390>error 390>error 390FIX THE SERVERS CYJEW
I got to A finals with a 30% winrate.I don't want to get raped by hogs.
>update hachimi>pic related whenever i try to loginowari da
>>581994702it's tuesday gwo
Heh bet you can't guess my team. Here's a hintXNNGW
>>581991854My girlfriend
Everyone casually walked to the finish line after taking a mid race break for some snacks.
Gold City training contract in my academy-issued filing cabinet
>>581994713I love that a figure was made out of this
>>581994702steamcuck...
>>581994772Presents for X - Biwa HayahideNN - Nimble Navigator, obviously Winning Ticket (parkour edition)GW - Gold Week, probably just a typo I think you most likely meant Hishi Akebono
Mama...I'll never get tired of running Maruzen
>>581994373>xog + 2 murmur
Please adopt this puppy.
Sweepy makes me smileSweepy's style is always rightI like it even more because it’s SweepySweepy's one of a kindShe's got it‘Cause Sweepy's just my typeand I like her style !!!!
>>581994984boingboingboingboing
>>581994772>XVerxina>NNWinning Ticket>GWgroundwork
>>581991854EoS finally happened. I can finally rest danchou...
>>581994713Xhogs will eat your trainees and you will like it.
>>581994745steamcuck...
>>581994245Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ok going in>deepbreath.exe
>>581994245lel
BNWBrianNarita BrianWarita Brian
I feel like if I don't bring a debuffer in the finals I'm going to lose.
>>581994373>they need to kill the hog so people try again in theseI don't mind the hog, I fucked her on Aries and Cancer, what we need to kill is Grand Live
I'll do one ticket now and the rest when I wake up in like 7-8h
>>581994772VerXinaWiNNing TicketCheval GWandBased jpbro
why isnt hachimi saving my CM match data anymore...
>>581993727Bit silly innit
>>581994245GRANNY NO
>>581995102 >>581995171>>581995220 >>581995245sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
>>581995038sorry already received one as an Ochugen gift
>>581995146Can this hottie eat my cock instead
>>581994895Their faces are just so iconic.
first I get a 5 nige lobby and then this, jesus
Whoosh!The Christmas Oguri Cap of Bullshit has come upon you in your darkest hour, here to bestow the platinum blessing upon you if you can provide an answer:>Name one competitive game with a worse meta than Uma Musume Pretty Derby
You are doing better than a sloptuber right?
>>581995527>he's doing the Happy Merchant poseCould not be more shameless
>>581995146Oguri wouldn't say this, she doesn't have a bratty bone in her body>>581995517Hearthstone. Gee that was easy, where's my plat?
>>581995527Of course not Im f2p not a filthy paypig
>>581995473i love these 4
>>581995527oh wow i dont care shut up you poorfag die in a fire pls
>joins your lobby
Ah, yes. Was wondering when I would see this for the first time. The late surger front
>>581995517Mahjong Souls
>>581995637Shit, forgot pic.
*AHEM*
>>581995338wait a second horseACTconfig has enablelogging set to FALSE what the FUCK
>>581995527literally whoI stilll stand by my point that witgod is the only uma CC out there cause he has the least financial incentive to make videos. Cause he has an actual JOB for one, unlike these other CCs who make YouTube as their jobgo fuck off somewhere else you FUCKING NIGGER
my ayabe report, next time I will try harder
>>581995517good thing this isn't a competitive game
>>581994245I love the flip phone bit.
is uma milk good for you?
>>581995903no it shouldnt be that setting. usually mismatch between hachimi and horseact version so update both.
Tama!
>>581995517Are you kidding? This one is all RNG, and a literal third of Group A players can get the big prize. Extremely forgiving compared to shit like Epic 7 or actual mmos and Mobas are shit you actually need to keep up like it's a second job just to get in, and if you don't pay for all the good stuff you'll never win
Tomorrow decides if I quit or notGood luck my club!
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>581996107quit now
>>581995473
>>581995947thats pretty good ayabbyracer
>>581996107mambwo nyo...
>>581996015>horseact versiontheres a new version? fug. ive never updated it
>CM post[-]
>>581996107quit pussy
>>581995517Modern YuGiOh
>>581996276its fine if you never update both but if you update hachimi you should check room matches are saving before doing cm
>>581996308just lava golem them
Give a Final Closing Rating for this CM, before Finals hits
rose and his kingdom
>>581996308I've played the GX duel academy on the a GBA so much but didn't know the Tag Force Duel Academy on the PSP is a better remake to it. God I'm having fun
>>581996440i havent done my round 2 yet
>>581995517I doubt vintage magic can be beat ever, it has a barrier of entry of 20 thousand dollars. Kinda like high table poker except you dont win any money
>>581996515Cute! Big need
>>581996440Think it might be the worst one so far? At least with previous hog cms you could make an autistic enough front team to beat her but with how long this final straight is, end oguri just cant be beaten. Idk dirt medium was also dogshit just because of the small pool of umas even capable of competently running that track.
>>581996515hehe, benis
>>581996440It went good for me but I know I will just lose to a Xog in finals regardless of my WR%Pain
Well, all I can say is it's up to the lobby whether we win or lose.
final toll. most losses were bad mood against other hogs.
>>581995865sorry /v/matard we already made this a few days ago
Kill women
>>581996308>he didn't draw the outskill issue
>>581996440I'm feeling a strong Not Good/10.
The Satono island is real?
>>581996423They have workarounds against that now>>581996621I wish I had been there to witness a fag casting his black lotus just for the opponent to cast FoW on his ass. Imagine spending hundreds of dollars just for it to be countered by an uncommon lol
>>581996440as much people complains about xog, I saw many non-xog players winning hard. but sad that the majority is running double debuffer just for beat xog. including myself
>>581996303I will now have sex with Mejiro Dober
>>5819964402200m is boring every single time give me arima kino already / 10
>>581996107Man a whole wave of torenas I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and skill hacks and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>581997037you're seeing the very tippy top of non-xog players beating mediocre xogs
>>581996968>rapist
no cm has ever been fun when fronts are meta
I lost way more races to Tama alt than to end xog...
>>581996898>>581995865>19 recoveries perfect overlap
Final tally, only 11/20 today>>5819964409/10 satisfaction with my team getting wins, but the overall lobbies being so xog+debuff dominant is shite
>>581992125Dirty, dirty grandma.
>>581997189Git gud
>>581996946Still better than Tear 0, this one's just boring and you know the banlists were made to sell the new shit, otherwise droll would be dead
this CM is silly
>>581997164
>>581992910Nice team.
>>581992125>Justin Bieber fanFucking hag
>>581997164>read first line>stop readingDoomposter opinions never mattered
>>581997452Falco would not do this
>>581992125>butterfly sting
>>581992125>dirt uma>sprint D
>frontrunners winning is like a trauma to these keks
>>581997439
>>581992125>d*rterI sleep
>>581997686Unironically my favorite uma and favorite nes ost
nothing to watch and no one to bother...
Okay, I give up
>>581997656>S-MaurfagNeck yourself
there's no bigger The Raped than front victimsnot even xoggy dom dom victims while being verifiably worse
Which uma, if any, would give me pity sex.. and please dont say its curren because I really really really dont like her
they didn't even have Med S...
>>581997942Gold CityTosen Jordan Mejiro Palmer
>>581997942
>>581997837Don't look up hakuraku arima cm data and the most winning style bro
How would you respond without sounding mad?
oof
>>581997942Maruzensky (you to her)
>>581998037purchase your tracks today
I can't wait to point and laugh at the 2/3 of xog faggots who don't get their plat trophy.
>my endxog lost to an independent training pacexog
>>581998046She's ugly and smells like mulch
>>581991383diamondo for u
>>581997942She just wants to see you happy.
>>581998269Cute Dia. It almost makes me forget about the evil long-tongued one.
>>581998269Can u draw maru next? Either swimsuit or OG is fine
>>581998269thank you! Dia-chan is so cute
>>581996885Wife
This CM takes the cake for the most niggerlicious dogshit CM. Your aces don't matter, whoever has the best debuffers or debuffers that performed the best wins.
>>581998239
Brought Rice Shower out of cryo storageGO FORTH, MY FUCKING HERO
>>581998046Bouquet wouldn't act like this...
>>581998297>Super Cuck
>>581998269Dia a cute!
>>581998436Bro is so clumsy
I WANT A BOYFRIEND ALREADY
Stego cute.
>>581998467>light hello at BLUE>classic year >late SeptemberHAHAHA
>>581998467Uhm.. Your LH?
>completely blanked out of doing the prize wheel
>>581998547hey
>>581998547Hey
>>581998575Look closer, mortal.>>581998583I'm leaving the hag behind for this one.
>>581992125When the wonder is a-cute
>>581995517Honest question, are you new in gacha games?Xog meta is at its peak now? Sure. But comparing to other gachas she is nothing for one single reason: you only had to pull for her, that's all. One single copy even. If that wasn't enough, you had the knowledge to pull her since day one and could prepare for such. Most gachas have a similar metagame power but it was impossible to compete as a f2p because you either had to pull several copies of a unit ot have other metagame materials. End Xog you only need to have Xog and borrow CB, that's literally everything you needed to do to be meta. It sucks, but it's a friendly meta unless you wanted to punish yourself by oshigaming.
>>581998708brother you ain't resting 5times for a gold skill in senior nuh uhthat's a brick run
NOOOO WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
remember when we called all uma banner bad because 2 xog CM's passed so she's useless to get then?
>all those heynone of you are gay why are you pretending
>>581998575light hello doesnt need to be at green to date btw
>>581996440I put little effort in because of the Xog + Dom problem. 1/5 give me back my mile kino.
>>581998614Hey
>>581998872I'm not rolling for shit umas
>>581998872I sparked that to get suzuka instead and have used her on like half the CMs since
So that's the power of late surgers
>>581998547Your boyfriend in progress??
>>581998928cause I want to fuck you up.
>>581998928its fun
>>581998037Damn JP gets jump racing now? Sign me up.
>>581998928I'm bi
How much stamina do I want for a TT uma for Medium? A Late Surger
Because Rice is evil that's why she has a stamina stealing unique
>>581998547didn't you dump your bf for another one? already dumped that one too?
>>581998614>>581998618>>581998658>>581998780boys this is not a joke......
>>581998997>taking a shit
>>581998997Pull what off?
>>581998816Retard that's LH npc not LH pal
>>581999148I'm not joking either
>IT'S OGURI CRAP!SUGOI SUGOI YOU OSHI WON ANNOGGER-SAN!!!
>>581999148who said anything about jokes?
>>581999189wut
>>581998547Your dick is bigger than mine, that's not gonna happen.
>>581999085>Falcofags are biFaggots
>>581998997I've seen a ton of base bourbons this CM for some reason. Are people bored of the Valentine clanker being braindead mode?
>>581999107Not much since you barely have to deal with debuffs and you will get stamina skills anyways. 600+ is a good number with a few whites, fronts want more because dueling
>>581998928I jerked off to gay porn right before CM
>>581999319base has a gold rec and unique is ok this cm
>>581999314You are replying to a singular post. Do you consider yourself an empath?
>>581999319She's the better bobo for this CM
why is it always chiyo and whorren trannies that are so disgustingly gay
>>581999339frontbro...
>>581999339link it or you're full of shit
>>581999468its just umama
>>581999319Trackblazer and her ult is nice
I wanna cum to puffy umanko
>>581999468If I was gay I'd post boyumas like Vodka not Curren
>>581999409>tranny language
>>581999256>>581999279region?
>>581999627yours :)
>>581999615>nigger behavior
>>581999627Your bedroom cutie
>>581999627sorry i was actually joking...
>>581998953hey
A finals secured.
Twinkle Legends is a scenario that features and showcases the most influential racing horses in Japanese horse racing. It imagines the founding famous Japanese racehorses as retired Tracen alumni, together with Triple Crown winners, Hall of Fame stars, and pioneers in overseas racing to help save the declining popularity of Umamusume racing.
>>581999478It was lighter x wiseUmamusume
>>581999830But your Oguri lost
Stop posting cyclops for evil purposes
>>581999830is that an OG bobo or a costume swap?
>>581998547East Coast???
>>581992125acutebros.... that growth rate.....
>>581999859Only Saint is cute here, remove the rest
>>581998081You're paying for that.
>>58199215767/80Went better then expected really. Hit both my aces pretty early while testing stuff. Both could be better, but figured they'd be good enough and could take a bit of a break for this CM
>>581999859...and falco
>>581999919OG>>581999907Good one.
>>581992125>15% guts>dirt lockedI shant
>>581999961no one is rolling for granny acute for meta reasons regardless
>>581999961>make a cute design people want to pull for>maybe even a good skill or two in kit>guts growthwhy do they keep doing this
>>581999627where are you from? I will go anywhere for you cutie
>>582000089very based
>>581999694proof?
>>581999859>HOEEEH
What would you do if your Daitaku Helios Tore-pee pee'd in the bed?
>>582000126would have been salvageable if it was speed guts but they just had to slap the worst 2 lmao
After a miserable 2/1/1/1 yesterday, I went 1/3/3/5 today. Genuinely thought I was done for.
I'm so fat and lazy I just want to rot in bed while thinking about my strong umawife
Nakadashi got me into finals, uuoooooh
>>581999859
>>582000126guts and power growths are the meta for GM onwards
>>581999859my fuarkin legends and sirius
>>582000243congrats bwo, that's a nice looking team comp
>>581999961Why should I care about that???????????
>>582000263>fatfuck
reformedeady
>>581999859>why yes i did pioneer jobbing so bad i get ptsd
is there a lore reason why helios keeps following ruby? is she fucking stupid?
>>582000364ready for a bf
>Luck into group A round 2 despite always just messing around with aces>This has never happened before, somewhat happy>Read the rules, you have to get three more wins to go to group A finals>That's not happening lol>But you have to win once to go to Group B finals>Figure I can at least get that much>Almost fail, only get a win on the final ticketWhat an oddly horrifying feeling. Do you just get eliminated entirely if the luck gods punish you with success?
>>581999859... and is also the worst scenario this game has ever produced, they took GM (considered the second worst) and made it even more RNG
>>582000415What about the one you were having a melty over
so what did we learn?
>>582000336you're going to play her, right??
>>582000524That's been there for months, it's not happening
>>582000321Thanks anon, I'm very proud of them.
>>582000489umama needs to be kicked out of /uma/club and not be in any /uma/ clubs at all
>>581992357Sovl team. Good luck.>>581992428It will be the other way around. The gyarus will start talking like her after this CM.
This is my worst CM performance in a while
>>582000489That falco is really smart and beautiful and pretty and awesome and elegant and sexy and
>>582000489/uma/ is very very gay
>>581993382These teams can win
>>582000489All I had to do was field a second front. Maybe I am a frontfag after all.
>>582000397they raced a lot IRL so people joked about them being a couple, funnily enough they never mated despite Ruby having many partners anons joke about Falco being a cuck but Helios is the biggest NTR bait character this game has
>>582000546Yes?????
>>582000524You can't scrape those from public endpoints, uma.moe will probably release a companion plugin to allow you to show those as an opt-in thing if you run that
>>582000615>pedo lover
>>582000683then these growths do matter???
>>582000589>FCMLemon...
>>582000563It's possible by stalking and recording titles, but that ship has long passed
>>582000397It was reported that whenever Ruby was in the race with Helios, Helios performed better. Helios's owner wanted to mate him with Ruby, but it never panned out. So now Helios sits in the cuck chair.
>>582000702How did they find the public endpoints in the first place?
>>582000709>ShotaconBASED
>>582000570Why are Uma&Cucks so desperate to have Umama back that they keep trying to get him kicked from /uma/club in every thread
>>582000749no?????? I would roll even if she had negative growths?????
i have 6 tickets so far in round 2 and all of them have been 3 wins
are you havin' a laff
>>582000060APOLOGIZEFARUKO WORKED HARD TO WIN THOSE RACESJUST SO HER FANS COULD HEAR HER SING
I wish there was an Umamusume for me, an elementary school student who was never taught about stranger danger.
>>581999542>>581999413>needing trackblazer when valentine's has a silver recovery in her unique and you should be running 777 + rosy outlook for festive miracle
>>582000397>>582000783Ruby's a cuckquean
>>582000932do NOT trust chinese umas talking about fortune and luck
>>582000930WHY DID FALCO BANGED HIS HEAD ON THE GATES IN DUBAI AIEEEEEEE
https://youtu.be/LX148EjEH4YIt's insane how UK's cinderella horse Snow Fairy was underestimated during her visit to Japan in 2010. Commentators, cameras are all about Apapane, which is understandable because she just won Triple Tiara* , but putting Snow Fairy at 4th fave, thinking she was just another gaijin horse that will job in Japanese turf, the commentator only chant her name during last spurt, before it was only once and twice as mere formality. Even the camera zoomed to Apapane despite Snow Fairy already 3 lengths ahead.https://youtu.be/1Yx3c-idM34She was properly respected during her 2011 QE2 run, to the point everyone was trying to block her in final stretch, but Snow Fairy was too fast to be blocked.
>>582000975It's not trackblazer, her growths are better for GL and her unique is really good late race which you're gonna need to beat Xogs
>>582000930dirt is literally irrelevant in japan. it's the equivalent of beating up children, even moreso when falco statpadded in non-g1s.
I wish there was an Umamusume for me, a fat and balding trainer going through a sexual harassment lawsuit.
>>582001096Fuck European horses
>>581992125skip
>all the xoguris decided to be lazy todayTh-Thanks...
>>582001189>G1 wins against >wonder acute>transcend>espoir city>furioso>is le fraudsure
NTR
7 and I'll dedicate myself to Fuku4 and I'll let Fuku go alongside Shiraoki-sama deciding my destiny
>>582001415>fucking a dog
When will I be able to watch this story again
>>582001516when you roll her
>>582000126>muh guts growths badit's crazy how some of you are incapable of projecting into future metaI still remember that one anon who saw this Kitasan and went like ">20% guts growths wow she's dogshit"
>>582001565nyo...
>>582001189Falco is strong, and still held the record for JP 2000m dirt time. That record have been broken by Forever Young though, in American dirt, even.
>>582001516Never
>>582000678>>582000783I was not expecting a real answer, thanks anons
>>582000438>Do you just get eliminated entirely if the luck gods punish you with success?nyes
>>582001586powercreep desu... no one is running around saying dasca is good with her 20% guts growth cause their kits are just insanely powercreeped
>>582001434
>>582001516When Ballroom Chiyono comes out in December
>>582001434>he'll never see the promised land
...
>>582002009
>>582001751I never said guts growths make an uma goodBut you guys are acting like guts growths is death sentence for an uma When it's literally what a medium/long uma wants the most once speed becomes easy to cap and you can't use a guts card so your only way to get guts is stam clicks and sparks
if paces are cooked no matter what in arimakino should i just goof off with the best taiki i can make (with my luck, long B) in open league?
>>582002094HURRY BOY, SHE'S WAITING THERE FOR YOU!
>you absolutely need Daring Strike if you're playing End Closer bro, it's non-negotiable>you need a really strong mid game otherwise you won't get a good position bro>no bro, don't waste points on additional recoveries, you're giving up skills that help you win>dude, you need at least 1100 wit or you'll brick so oftenFake game for retards. Didn't finish a single chain. Nothing actually matters. Kill XOguri.
I HATE CURREN
>>581995215a glorious day. Beat up some Hogs, got two (2) sweeps, three podiums, my Suzuka won a lot, and win rate is almost 90%. I feel almost no shame.
>>582002247BASED LAISU
>>582002250
We love Curren and their posters
>>582002239bro there's a fucking clanker xog with a higher winrate than this.
>>582002094you can also make a long S Taiki that can run in graded league, if it's camping Taiki she would have an uniqueno need to be lazy
>>582002250Aelred...
>>582001403>g1 wins against>my granny wife>my bro wife>my gyaru wife
>>582002079>guts meta is almost hereI've DEFINITELY NEVER heard this before, taking this with a grain of salt. Several, in fact.
>>582001189Well, with a certain someone that has done what no other JP dirter ever did, and NAR aiming for gradual internationalization for its races starting in 2028, it will be in our lifetimes that we will see the rise of dirt
You don't need to pull on Blaze Brian if she's not your oshi.
>>582001415What is people's obsession with Narita Top Road?
>>582002328Despite the fact that I ran graded league as I am looking at my second consecutive B finals I am wishing for A all debuffer and xoggers to die and B that I had run in the open league instead.Additionally C that I never came back to this game a few months ago and just kept up with my running instead.
>>582001308Agreed especially to O'Brienslop, but Snow Fairy was "home made" mare, owned by her breeder themselves after no one bought her during sale (even worse than TM Opera O who went to the first bidder for 10m yen). No one bought her even as low as 230k yen / 1.4k usd during her sale day.
i will pull blaze brian for blazing sex
>>582002364i have never put max effort into a cm ever but when i see taiki on my homescreen, i feel motivated to do something other than send the first oguri with dist S into cm
>>582002528mambwo....
I think Brian should stop blazing it on school, it stinks
>>582002328I've always wanted to run Daiwa, and she'd never work in Graded League, not with my luck. Watching her catapult from Red Ace --> Angling and winning by 5+ lengths makes me pic related
I'm sure the devil won't sneak up on Brian, haha...
>>582002538>butNo
>>5820014347 and you will be blessed by Shiraoki and join Fukukitaru again
>>582002565putting effort on retarded stuff is fun anonpic related, my long s bakushin from last arima, graded round 2 A group
my xmas obuhi from unity 2.0 got me to group a finals
>>582002682There's so little Fronts you could have easily made her unique proc this CM. >Runaway booster>Give Daiwa Angling maybe Nimble tooAnd you'll get her unique most of the time
>>582002869>ugly boy
Let's all defeat the XOg in finals bros
>>582002405Like it or not we had people complaining days long about gutsmaxxed Taishin in Gemini 2. Guts deck was also the meta for Leo 2 in nUnityIt's not because you didn't use it that it wasn't metaAlso how do you not understand that it's literally in Cygames' interest to make guts cards good because they make money off selling more type of cardsThey were just incompetent for the 2 first years of the game, I doubt they wanted to make GL 3 speed 2 wit slop in the first place.
>>582002682There's a dude on youtube Daiwa oshi gaming every CM, including winning the xoguri infested dirtslop some CMs back. Simply believe.https://www.youtube.com/@TrainerSwagLord
i need this to happen in finals, please and thank you shiraoki-sama
>>582001308>Fuck European horses
>>582002950I disagree!
fimo moment
>>582002528that's exactly why I went open league despite having pic related deck. I knew that the odds of my triple fronts beating Hoguri + 4 debuffers in Round 2 were vanishingly small. I don't have the time to run 50-70 careers per ace in order to get the perfect front runner, and despite looping for almost two months, my parents are pretty mediocre still (My 7* Long parent is 3* stam 2* guts and 1* wit with only ok whites).It was simply more fun to run careers until I got Distance S, then load up on a focused selection of skills to try and win. Meeting 1200/850/800/600/800 statline was a walk in the park with my deck, whiich took a lot of the RNG away. Suzuka was the only ace that gave me trouble because she wouldn't inherit Medium S. I'm probably always going to go Open League for dirt CMs from now on, and whenever the CM is a debuffer frenzy. Fuck that strat.
>>582002520there is no obsessionits 1-2 people that use it to piss off the right retards
>>582003163>fucked by sex traffickers
>>582002565Do it, making umas race a CM they have no business being in and watching them win is the most fun thing in this game
>>5820011891.0 odds on a G1 btw
V status?Umama status?
>>582003103holy fucking based oshifag>SwagLord>Daiwa's #1 fan>Ichiban for IchibanSeeing Daiwa win almost half my races made me start to fall in love with her. I should channel this fucker's energy, somewhat
>>582003181
Tachyon a psycho bitch
>>582002885Putting effort on retarded stuff is fun but watching it fail because it's retarded stuff going against the most cookie cutter bland boring but effective bullshit of all time sucks ass. Maybe if we all had big dreams like Taiki Shuttle winning the Japanese Derby or Manhattan Cafe winning the NHK Mile or Bakushin winning the Arima Kinen we could have fun with our game but noooooooooooooo everyone has to follow the most boring meta slop imaginablea couple hours spent on an ace and a clanker for two debuffers and you're done, enjoy your plat, because you certainly "earned" it.
>>582003384He needs to lose
>>582003417reformed and ready sisters....
>>582003417>trying to convince V to kill itselfWhy should I hate umama again
>>582003527She's a mentally ill girl.
>>582002885I'll give it a shotI've been really bored out of my skull training oguris a few times a month and letting the girls i grinded for do nothing. Hell i did months of legend races for base taiki and saved a fair bit for the camping skin too but i almost never actually get to run the careers between clanking fans or parents and cm prep
>>582003664just like its fans
4 runs with 8* Groundwork & the skill has not been seen a single time
Zero is where Faruko stands.
just letting everyone know that autis/uma/ will have at least one slot come the start of the month, up to 3 depending if the other two dacchis can hit the quota or not :)we're a cozy a+ club and just wanted to let people know in advance
>>582003904No, zero is for the center. Which is NOT falco
>>582003904Zero fans
>>582003163I really like this guy's Chrono art
>>582003912Fuck off
>>582003823>not clanking your own parentsngmistay to pacing kiddo
skipping 5 days for 100 free rolls on kitablanco means she's free as fuck toogomen dancho you'll have to make do
Do not with crazies
>>582003983:(
Future derbographers will study this time
>>582002682>20% speed growth>speed carryover unique on Arima Kinen>gold firm resolve>gold recovery>long corners and long straightawaysYou can win the next CM for the measly price of a handful of carats and getting Boots Vodka
>>582004023That would imply crazies would with me, and we both know that's not going to happen
>>582004007>ugly tomboy
>>582004007I dunno if it's worth skipping or not but I'm thinking about it too.I just know I'll have a brainfart and open the game on the 3rd day without thinking tho...
>>582003417V is missing but still schizo posts every other daysUmama is still having melties despite being reformedOver
basically, nothing ever changes
>>582004000I might've tried to if they actually had a strong enough accelSoon...Pasa is only 7 months away : )
At first I thought that the new items in the jukebox song list had replaced the StarHorse4 tunes, but then it turned out that they had not, so I requested a StarHorse4 tune.
>>582004007your daily carats though, gwochacho
>>582003823sometimes RNG will just fuck you like thatdon't give up anon, and try to clank your own groundwork parents, too. If you can manage to luckshit a 2* or even 3* on both parents, your inheritance odds get a lot comfier. keep at it!
>>582004218How can one reform so fast after rotting here for 20 years
>>582003823RNG is weird. I still haven't seen Superior Heal spark in 3 days of borrows even though it's a GP with a 2*. I've gotten two runs in that time that had both turf AND long S.
>>582003912I may or may not be clubless by then. If I am, I routinely do 60-90M/month, have for the past six months iirc. Does that work for you guys?
>>582004380I think something like that would be impossible
>>5820043545, 10 rolls is 7,500 carats. Even if Dancho kicks me and I miss dailies I can still gain more when skipping than logging in daily. Not to mention the added pity
>>582004125AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK YOU TAKE AWAY THAT GIGA-HOT TEMPTRESSMY PULL PLAN ALREADY HAS 5 GODDAMN UMAS BETWEEN NOW AND WIT BOURBON I CANNOT ADD A SIXTHBUT I WANT TO, HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THOSE TITS
>>582004514thats more than enough, our quotas at 45m right now
>>582004007would this actually work?
>>582004538is V and Umama over? V is a seaKEK through and through so it checks out
>>582004697just use her baseit looks better tootwintails forever
>>582004697she's ugly as sin neigha, there's a reason they made her base a 1* or 2* shitter
Today is the day when I finally decide whether or not to scout Nakayama Festa.
>>582004614I'm strongly considering doing this too. I don't *think* I'll be kicked, and I'd make quota anyway, but I'll confirm before I make that call
>>582004614BUT YOUR DAILY BORROWS AND PARENT OR ACE RUNS!
>>582004781base is way worse looks wise
>
>>582004772Yeppers, completely
>>582004895>off-model
I HATE THE HOG I HATE THE HOG I HATE THE HOG FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NOW I HAVE TO GO TO B FINALS
Account status? COMPLETELY BRICKED.
>>582004828g8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8
>>582004841>he doesn't have stam/pow 7-9* sparks of kita/Seiun/v.bourbon ready
>>582003912autis/uma/ is flying under the radar these last few dayswhat are you guys up to
>>582004772I'm not sea tho, it is 8pm in America
mannnnnI have a deck that I like and parents that I like but I can already see the optimal way to build the supreme racist for next cm is gonna be end closer. fuck
>>582005015post team
>>582005015Based Fenomeno hating black people
>>582005068just sliding into a+, nice and simple like
>>582004895so funny how artists make their drawings look as bad as possible with filters and random dots just to avoid AI (it will trace their style anyway)
>the most motherly uma>will never actually have children because they made her trainer canonically femalewhy...?
>>582005068carried by a mentally ill danchou, same as the past few months
>>582005091Proof?
>>582005015NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>582005205She's infertile as well
>>582005054>fr*nt players
>>5820048347 & you go all in
>>582005205Yuri propaganda, also she's a cheater
>>582005054let's see yours neigha
>>582004895
>>582005274>black artist
>>582005054I fucking wish. Clanking has not been kind to me. I have 1 8* stam, 4* Long parent (Suzuka).......and that's about it.
>>582005410NYOOOOOOO
>>582004834Your cheeky tenner??
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>582005376No hags
>>582005430why are you clanking Suzuka gwo...
>>582005540
>>582005274do humans really find this attractive? Or is it just animals that do?
>>582005540I threw a few tickets at her already yes.
hhhmmmm tamabros? why is no one using her for this CM?
Can I have a few Ebayan?
>>582004007>fr*nthmm let me thinknyo
>>582005636I do, although I would prefer for it not to be that extreme. In real life I wouldn't trust thighs and buttocks like those to actually look good with the clothing off, and I wouldn't trust their owner not to develop a giant belly to match them in due time, but in fantasy it can work for me.
>>582004895Rudolf wouldn't say nor do that.>>582005376my balls ache
>>582004895Really off model and very 3rd world taste.
>>582005590I loop>Suzuka > Bourbon > Maruzensky > Kitasan >Seiun
You ARE an A finalist right? We don't have any smelly B-fags here?
>>582004007my schedule is tight as fuck nigga I need every edge I can getI'm getting kitablanco and diathen heliosthen herthen neo uniall while still needing 800 spare total rolls for ramonu and bobo witI have to skip speed pokke
>>582002250You show those 14 year olds who's boss
>>582005849>your NY Opera O?>your Fuji Kiseki?gigabricked
>>582005849Why tho, Suzu is not really a good Parent.Just loop Bourbon/Maru for GP and Seiun/Kita for Parents
Consider the following:
>>582005883Not only am I B, I'm not getting first place in B this go around. It is what it is.
>not making OG Mcqueen parentsdo frontfags really?
>>582005883A Finals is practically guaranteedOf course all of us are in it
>>582005883Yeppers
>>582005962>Fuji60 days away>NY Operapic related
>>582006063ok no wwhat
>>582006045suzu is fine I think. You might speed carry over, you can tell the other fronts to fuckoff after you held your lead up until mid race, you can proc it late for late race boost. I think it could be bricky if the skill procs right after you hit angling because someone is sniffing your ass
>>582006121Skip Fuji
>>582006131Lick it.
>>582006045I need parents for Bourbon, Seiun, and Kita too, anon. They can't be their own grandparents.
>>582006107there are better options, at least for my frontie>>582006193I only like men sry
>>582006107I am
>>582006235She needs to be white
>>582006180She's the only one left other than OG Flash, and I don't really run lates. And her unique is sometimes good for fronts, iirc.
>>582006278>0.25 velo inherit is le badher ult got buffed already, it's 0.45/0.25 on longs
Went 14/20 today, worried that I lost the first match on every set and that'll carry to the final. So proud of my smart little cookie though.>don't post open leagueNo.
>>582006167It's pretty RNG tho I dunno if it's worth it. A lot of the time it gets eaten by Angling and when it doesn't it does the same thing Bobo unique or Maru unique would have done anyway >>582006257Borrow a NyOpera Grandparent
>>582006361Skip her
Question: If Summer Spe triggers skills while she's out of position, then passes into position, does she get Dazzlin Diver?
>>582006473and do what with the Daily Legends Races? Ignore them until December, when I can get a whole new slate, OG Narita Brian being first on that list?
thanks................>>582006429I didn't say bad you FAG
>>582006604That's a Falco parent
>Bullying poor little Jimmy in Open LeagueDisgusting
>>582006604Falco gp
>>582006463>Borrow a NyOpera GrandparentI have 7-9* stam/power NY Opera borrows for Medium and Longs already.
>>582006576Skip her, too
>>582006642I like her stupid hair
>>582006323you need to stop being poor and racist
>bought 2 choccy plates to survive for a week>already ate 1 just a few hours in
>>582006769Bwo...
>>582006695no:}
>>582006463the game has many little interactions that it's hard to categorize as "the same as vb or maru unique"they're both very good, don't misunderstand because they fight for midrace, but whenever suzie ult's pop it's like if your front is larping a runaway with how big the gap can become. It's a very high roll skill because if you are either lucky enough to hold lead or strong enough to do it natty and still have the spare sp to afford it.
>>582006769What the fuck is a choccy plateWhere can I get one
>>582006732Brown umas don't sell
>>582006849BAR*********
>>582006769
Gold City smile in my heart
>>582006941WAIT THAT'S NOT MY DIA
Technology
>>582006640>>582006671you mean rickey right
>>582007023Any Dia win is a well-earned victory! Praise the other trainer!
>>582007054>no greensnyo
>>581993798punny for u
>>581969348like this other shitI don't want to open up the club chat and read whatever the fuck this is instead of people talking about the CM or danchou's announcements
>>582006278Oh, sorry. Here you go.
>>582007168CUTE!
I was running triple aces all cm, but today I decided to try slotting in a dominator rudolf to see how the team performed and it appears to have gravely offended my hog becuase she lost a bunch of footraces to umas who don't even have smedium
>>582007168holy CUTE! thank you!
>>582007306hmmmmmmmmbetter.
>>582007306looks a bit like Sylphie
>>582007168I like your drawings, very cute anon
>>582007196NTA but as someone in the club I will probably quit next month and find a normalfag S rank to join if danchou doesn't do anything about this. It is getting tiresome.
So is OYL bad in CM20? I can't tell when it is good or bad...
>>582007196Umama's messages are funny with Kitasan's smiling face :D
>>582007196Stop leaking stuff bwo...
>>582007412short track = goodlong track = badcan work in both, but the shorter the less you will gambleget claw forward and call it a day
>>582007392PLEASE join mambobecome the 5 Kings
>>582007196We need a new lolcow to make fun of. This is just writing itself and it's not even fun anymore. At least this creature isn't in my club
>>582007412The longer the track the less bang for buck they give or something like that.
>>582007196>>581890476
>>582007168>>582007348
>>582007196And they said no leakers in /Uma/ Club
>>582007196Why not bring it up in the club instead of posting about it here?
>um*** so fucking gay and obnoxious he kills umaclubummm secretly based??
>>582007535>leaving a presfivigus S club for Mambomambwo...
>>582007540Another option would be to talk about some kind of video game or something.
>>582007412sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shitthese "first half of late race" skills get worse the longer the race, because you want them to hit asapif it hits at the right time it's really good, but it's less likely
>>582007610Smack her again, Torena!
>>582007628>drove V to insanity>making Allen's best flee from his poaching clubMaybe umama is actually the hero this general needed
>>582007412The longer the track, the less reliable it is. You should borrow SSR Kris instead. If you have it already, then borrow speed Rob Roy. If you have it already, or your uma has innate gold recovery, just b urself
>>582007501>>582007551Oh is it that simple? Well it makes sense, I guess.Thanks for enlightening a retard, anons.
>>582007306is this ai?
>>582007619because here you can be passive aggressive about it and hide behind a shield of anonymity, whereas airing it out in the club chat runs the risk of ruining your reputation with your dacchis
>>582007735that's sky
>>582007735is this post ai?
>>582007619Because he's arguing in bad faith kek
>>582007754Smart Oguri
>>582007708>whore nature
>>582005703she did really good for day 1 and then everything got really gay.
>>582007693That's even more boring tbqhf
>>582007535Sorry buddy I'm not looking to downgrade.>>582007619Because danchou doesn't seem to care and only gives a fuck when the thread turns to shit.
>>582007196>Uma&co remains the strongest club after all when they can actually tolerate not ONE, but TWO mentally ill club chat spamming trannies
>>582007619Because they are coward faggots. The uma&co leaker also never brought up his discontent or even said anything in the chat, he just kept leaking for attention and started to fabricate shit about clubmates who were more supportive of Umama, exactly the same thing happening now. I also guarantee the leaker won't leave just like uma&co's didn't.
>>582007895>I also guarantee the leaker won't leave just like uma&co's didn't>holding the club hostageKinda based, whoever leaves will be outed as the schizo
>>582007848>gossip is more interesting than video game
>>582007854You're free to leave whenever you want
>>582007948Me on the left
>umama leaves uma&co>leaks stop at uma&co discord>umama joins /uma/club>leaks start at /uma/ckubnyooooticing
>>582007754unironically this, don't want to start a division in the club chat and also become a known entity to some of the biggest circlejerkers in this generalbesides, one of ours already told him to clean his act a few days ago and that didn't help anyway
>>582007895>clubmates who were more supportive of Umamakek
Oh yeah?? I'm leaking too*spreads ass*
>>582008021Umama is the leaker?
How can we help Umama become reformed and ready?
>>582007916>western artist >fat porn Kill yourself
>>582008117>ubel naturesomehow more reddit than tachyon
>>582007995Most likely I will leave if this continues. We could easily kick him now and still remain S rank since he has done fuck all this month. But hey go ahead and carry your schizo bf Mambochi.
>>582008089I thought Umama was cutenot the weird gay erp with V
>>582007720Sorry, I think I said something stupid here >>582007551in fact skill duration scales with track length so you'd expect accelerations to hit harder. Like the other anons said it's the timing.
>>582008217Bro shaking in his boots rn
>>582008217I'd much rather kick you than him
what clubs are umama safespaces for when she wants to leave /uma/club?
>>582008165>Block internet access>Heavily medicate>Reintroduce to society
>>582008156that's not how it works retard
>>582008165What would Descartes say?
>>582005704
God imagine how much hotter Suzuka would be with huge tits
>>582008238
>>582008238Cafe being happy about the request for coffee is cute but the rest of the comic is fucking incoherent it's hard to even tell what's going on
>>582008395Vile
>>582008395UMALARPUMALARPUMALARP
>>582008356Uma&Co unironically
>>582008165naked dogeza
>>582008363>>>/y/
>>582008301actually, no, the longer the track, the weaker accels become. This is true. Most long CMs have had a less emphasis on accels and more on velocity and stamina.
>run a debuffer for last 2 tickets>get 5 wins both timesHmmm really makes me think
>>582008359Missed the joke award
>>582008395too small
>>582008390I shitpost, therefore I am schizo?
>>582007916Uhhh...Is this allowed on blue board?
>>582008481this is a nasty gaslight
>>582008395That's a tranny
>>582008356>spent months in Uma&co and gets defended>move back to /uma/club for half a month and immediate thread-wide melty
>>582008538No, give her the dick.
>>582008356Bricked
>>582008356bricked, where it all started
>>582008520try making better ones and be funnier then
>>582008618Ah, fighting fire with fire!
i'm glad my club doesn't have a leakerthough we don't really have anything to leak, i suppose
>>582008750Burning sensations are common in those situations...
>>582008481>>582008578Funny how I tried to help and now I am the one confused.
>>582008869That implies having had physical intimacy with another living person at least once
>>582008740
>>582008578hmm? pisces was dominated by fronts and back then the only real ult was fucking kitasan's 0.01 accel. People even allowed skipping groundwork there because TTL by itself was enough if you had the midrace to cover for it because velocity was that strong.You only need enough accel to hit max speed, after that velocity is better. Long gives you more time running at max speed than accelerating, and track distance also scales velocity skills (making THEM spend more time at max speed than accelerating as well). It's a natural conclusion when you consider accels are fucking busted in sprints becaus you spend the majority of late race accelerating. Don't ignore accels, but they're obviously not as potent in longer tracks
i was informed that fine motion is a wit card
>>582008740love neisha
>>582008815The club I'm in just posts shoe requests and stickers
>>582008870Accel is all about timing newfriend, there's no weak or strong only perfectly timed ones (there's rare exceptions but its rare like ballroom seiun sky is a shit inherit but she is perfect as an ace)
>>582008217Bwo you've been namedropping me randomly for the past 3 days, again, I'm not the one you're replying toAt least get the name right, it's easy to tell it's you when you get it wrong every single time
>>582009085PAMA LOVE PAMA MARRIAGE PAMA BABY MAKING ETC
>>582009043yeah cause the damn late race starts on the backstretch (guess who has an ult that starts on the backstretch. It's all about timing the accel activation to when late race starts
>>582009051I am afraid you were misinformed.
>>582009051
uh oh melty
>>582009103Don't act like you're not besties with the erp schizo bwo
>>582008578Let's say you have two characters, one with 1600 spd 1000 pwr, another with 1400 spd 1400 pwr. You must decide which one goes to a sprint, with the other going to a long. What is your choice?
where is the meltylink it to meshow mewhere is itLET ME LOOK AT IT TOO
I hear uma&co will have 2 spots open next month???
>>582009432here >>582009432
>>582009432here bwo >>582009432
what the fuck did hakuraku do to their ui
>>582009467>>582009482uh oh
>>582009103>Muh nameNobody cares how your name is written Mambochi. Stop acting like you don't erp with him in the thread.
>>582009515melty?
>>582009443Really? Might join
>>582009541mmmmmm nyo not this time...
>>582009582No
Pacesan Black
uma musume
>>582009681fix your pinks gwo...
>>582007596>her
>>582008301Speed scales inversely with track length as well. The ratio of skill duration over time to complete the race over skill duration goes down as track length increases (i.e. skills are proportionally "shorter" as track length increases)
>>582009413we're talking about accel skills, no? Not acceleration in general.
>>582008395I know it's bait, but it doesn't matter. You have Super Creek, Daiwa, Fuji, Inari, Tickezo, Zephyr, and Flash to cater to the Big Breast tag. I'll stay with Suzuka, thanks
>>582009718Welcome to the trainers loungeEnjoy some ERP by the fireplace
>>582009719I will...
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12243209
>>582009413both the firstpower is and always will be a meme stat
>>582009943retard
>>582009803>Daiwa, FujiNo one likes lesbians
>>582004834I decided not to scout her, by the way. I like her, but not quite enough.
>>582009943>t. "sprints are casinoslop" cryer
>>582010027CRYER?
next thread might be worse
>>582010008wrong call but you won't notice until after the banner is gone
>>582010153they're called speakies!
can we get some new club drama for the next thread this has gotten stale
>>582010184>boy
>>582010254SUPIKI?
>>582010153why the stache
>>582010261ok. ill disband mambo tonight
>>582010261I can manufacture some but it'll take a couple weeks
>>582010261can wait for day 1 next month tho
>>582010261Don't you get tired of this? It's just boring inane shit you might as well ask for a clanker to generate for you
but I want Umama dead
>>582010310
>>582004834gamba the last minute to test your luck
it's called SP- wait i'm late??
>>582010412Wanting someone to die isn't kinda nice, regardless of how they make you feel
>>582010509
>>582010505What about Putin
>>582010412I want people who complain in the thread, but are silent in the club chat dead.So?
>oh man this a cute cosplay of a big tiddy uma>malecryer for this feel?
>>582010005more precisely, I don't believe in lesbians, not really. there aren't any in Uma Musume, anywy
>>582009413Peanuts.+7% net accel may sound impressive but it amounts to less than a meter of difference before both umas would be at top speed.Also cherrypicking for speed numbers over 1200 is going to make the velocity difference tiny.So yes, 1400/1400 is 'better', but it's insignificantly small, under 0.2L, which will just get steamrollered under the natural variance from RNG, even just the per-section micro speed adjustments.
