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>>582010509ryan LOVE
>>582010509cute curry yay
>>582010541That's a man
hey
don't ask how many clubdacchis you have will skip 5 days just to roll 100 on kitablanco
>>582010509I HATE CURREN
>>582010648There's at least 1 in my club
>>582010648sex
>>582010648More club drama incoming
>>582010648is the free rolls carryover confirmed?
>>582010805nyes
Danchou needs to get serious and rape anyone who skips a week for Kitawhite
ok here comes a long one*inhales*no maestro award no long s award FAST LEARNER AWARD lowroll award BUT looking good award 4 inherits award (calculated) good parent setup award and uhhhh yea
>>582010906thanks mr. advisor i'll tell danchou right now
So it's Mambochi or whatever his name is the newest lolcow?
>>582010935None of what you said is kinda nice
>>582011013Danchou would rape them gently, ok?
Tachyon LOVE
Newfag here, I'm starting to dislike the game by association with all of these trannies.
>>582011008leave Mambocchi ALONE
>>582011070>reddit tachyon
>>582010935>skips a week for Kitawhite........what? what's going on?
>>582011064That's still not kinda nice
its going to be funny when half the idiots not logging in for a week dont even get her
>>582011115Very Reddit, Much Tachyon
>>582011105Trannies only like Gold City
>>582011254can confirm, I like her
>>582011245That's the point of not logging in bwo... I already know I'm hitting pity so might as well get a bigger discount
Whales won't even use this card.
>>582010805I think it was real last time, but doing that last time had a different flavor of brick
>>582011008Stop trying to force this, there's no meat on that drama bone, unless you're trying for some weird deflection
Trainer-san isn't here to do his 5 manual mant runs
>>582011245Nyagga its an economic decision. 5, 10 rolls is 7,500 carats you have to roll NOW. A+ club rewards and 5 day dailys is lesser than that. And thats FREE 100 rolls for pity.
>>582011372the last time was for SSR Fuku wasn't it?flatline for an meta uma sounds much more doable
Hehe “bone”
Hang in there, buckbroken /uma/ club schizo!
>>582011452Fuck off
Are you rolling for her?
>>582011452You are missing out on a crystal shard tho I think and technically you could get something good from the Support card pulls
>>582011620>Justin Bieber fan Hard skip
>>582011649Its about getting the rewards NOWNOWI'M ROLLING HARD FOR THE NEXT 3-4 MonthsFuck that 1 shard
>>582011397Sure buddy no drama here only the erp you do with Umama to the point half of your club is uncomfortable. Keep making the top earners want to quit.
>>582011620>st*llionfuck no
I want to give Twin Turbo a hug because of how kinda nice she is.
>>582011105>I'm starting to do X because I feel pressure from YTypical conformist behavior
>>582011620Nope
>>582011760I prefer Turbo being kinda evil
I prefer men.
>>582011748post proof..?
when does it get better?
>>582011881When you get better
The only time I didn't make it to A finals was the first Gemini Cup. Looks like it's happening again today.
>>582011881Never! You keep going until the self-actualization becomes Nirvana or something, I think
>>582011952no...
>>582011952It's not to late to make a Xoguri, Neicha and Grass Wonda.
>>582012074 >>582011008wife nature des~~
>>582010593most umas are men
>>582011952You can always sacrifice a living pig, turn on your lucky music and only then search for opponents.
>>582012186Purge boyumas
Taking a month off in an A club is an option for those skipping a week for Kita Blanco450 carats < 50 rolls = 7500 caratsCan’t make quota? Take it easy
>>582011620all the way to 5*
>>582011952Post your tickets for good luck bwo
>>582011748Nobody is uncomfortable except for leaker-kun. The club is full of sigma males that don't get triggered by a chat you can completely ignore while playing shoe trade simulator.
>>582012302Kill yourself, casual
I'll have you know I'm responsible for 10% of the images posted on /uma/
rate day 4 of cm19
>>582011952I BELIEVE IN YOU ANONTHE LAST TICKET WILL BE THE ONEDO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLEROW ROW
>>582012302I hate this bitch.
>>582012302Are A+ danchuds this autistic? Even /Uma/Club lets you ignore the quota every now and then
>>58201246765% wrso pretty good
>>582012435Ruby HATE
soulless negroes
>>582012435>Rubycuck
>>582011952make xoguri. don't be ashamed just because you want to win.
>>581998435maru for u
>>582012594kitaGAWD
>>582012596>why do they prefer hot woman
>>582012671zogs ate shit
Are you guys gonna join the mambo family?
>>582012643LOVE YOU BROFUCK IT I'LL TRY FOR MED S MARU
>>582012770hogger rape
>>582012387Yeah you keep moving that goal post buddy
>>582012767>palmer>hotRetard
>>582012865>palmer>uglyInsecure
>>582012865As opposed to daiichi midget?
>>582012643What a dapper young lass
>>582012643program? why do the lines look like that
>>582012643can i request cafe pretty please with a cherry on top?
>>582012914Both are shit, she needs a new partner
>>582012643Might I request a Marvy?
>Make Mayano ace>Nobody warned me that she has the deadest ult in the game>Meanwhile my opponents have the best ult in the game>Too late to change courseIt's over
>>582012387Are you just going to ignore your club members complaining in the last thread? Stop being disingenuous Mambocchi.
Kitasan Blanco is a VBourbon-esque prebuilt Front Runner for LoH with a good Pace inheritNew Years Dia is the strongest Med/Long Late Surger released to dateGetting either will dramatically increase the strength of your account
>>582011620>+15% guts>+15% witgrandma your growth rates fucking suck
>>582013125I am horny for both
>>582013125I'll be glad to finally have Dia-chan, maybe
>>582012643umazing berrygoo
what happened to scouting for who you like?
>>582013295that's what I'm doing
>>582013295My future oshis are Kitasan white, ines fujin Valentine and mayacat how did you know?
>>582011620first, sell me on this granny
>>582013295>what happened-80k~ carats throughout the game's lifespan?
50/50 spreadmight just have to run a pwr card with full stam sparkscreek will be too much
nakadashi ines
>>582013406She's ugly, stupid and not meta. Perfect for attention whores that wanna feel special
>>582013295look at them and tell me you don't like them
Fujin Festa?
>>582013295I've been dick pulling since the start
>>582013406She only likes fat trainers
Shan’t snack on a d*rt banner until Furioso
Gold City smile in my heart
Inper oguriss:https://jiggie.fun/Z6om3jhttps://jiggie.fun/Z6om3j
>>582013295I like everyone though
>>582013295I am planning on doing exactly that.
>>582011008What do non defector Mambros have to say about this?
>>582013514how many stam sparks?
>>582013068
>>582013705I wish Ines Fujin sat on top of me every morning to wake me up
Gold Ship hat on her head
>>582013295still am
>>582013705sex with the cute girl next door
Ready for the Prix.
>>5820138089* stam 7* pwrthis was a mega lowroll shit ass run so it's a bad example but the power would be too low anyway. 1k at mostwell it all depends on ur standards I want capped speed and wit, no exceptions
>>582013840I'll pour my everything unto making her alt win after saving up for so long
I'm hungry what do I order?
>>5820141583 large pizza
>>582013295Always has been the plan.
>>582014158pizza with the beauty of the stars
>>582014235That's a nice snackWhat do I order as main dish?
>>582014158KFC
>>582014327bwo your Kita White?
>>582014327oops jordan/bamboo should be 200 and Kris S 0
>>5820143724 bacon double cheeseburger and 4 large fries from Five Guys
Is Ramonu important if I don't care about training wit?
>>582014652yes rolling cards are not important if you don't care about winning
>>582014527
>>582014652>he fell for the wit is bad gaslight
>>582014652holy
gooned too close to the sun and accidentally came in bed again
>>582014652Frontfags can skip ancestors scenario and roll for bourbon wit instead
>>582014652yes, she provides hella mile/medium skills and SP bonus as well
>>582014752I just cum into my left hand in a cusp
>>582013793We think he is a faggot for erping with a faggot troon
>>582014786>nguyen
>>582014652you SNEED at least one wit card from now on
Of course it's teiofags talking about cum AGAIN
rape teio
>>582014752>not there to clean it up with my tongue
>>582014754frontfags can skip ramonu for bobo but they need to pull for ancestors so they can borrow ramonuto be honest it doesn't save that many pulls since ramonu comes with 120, plus ramonu is viable for longer whenever you build a non-front and for parents/TT
Kris S propaganda was always forcedNo one should be rolling for a one-trick pony, pardon the pun
>>582014493She's not on the list so she's a skip
Mambros would NOT say that
>>582015028Thanks for the SEAtard opinion
>>582015152You’re welcome
>>582014950Wish you were here to make me cum with your tongue
>>582012643If you are still taking requests, may I ask for a Seiun Sky?
>>582015028Cygames are owned by Jews, of course they're pushing ugly umas like her.
Finals status?
>>582015252If I lose to a hogger I'm drinking juice.
>>582015252B Finals. Every single round 2 ticket was 2-3.
>>582015252already laughing at umama and V
>>582013761soul>>582014327also soul
>>582015252B Finals. Hopefully at least 2nd place.
>>5820152527 and I get a hogger free finals.0 and I get double end hogger and I kill myself.Anything else and I get pace hoggers I actually stand a chance against.
>>582015252Don't care global is just my playground. Waiting on mile results.
>>582012336All comes down to this.
>>5820156097 and you rape
>>582015609You can do it bwo
I want my umas to Trick my (Rear)
>>582015687
>>582015609IKE IKE BARBIN
>>582015702pegged by an uma
>>582015609Good luck beat the Xogs bwo
>>582015631>bisexual uma
>>582015561Post plats
>>582015781The newest MV has a difference between male/female hands and it's also a heavy for (you) MV. They're all bisexual.
>>582015687BY SHIRAOKI-SAMA'S WILL IT SHALL BE DONETHE RAPED!
>>582015767>67
>>582015874That's worse.
what now nonniesim clanking a bobo gp
>>582015815what a daring synthesisholy shit
>>582015687>>582015692>>582015754>>582015770
>G*ntildonnaWhorseWHORSE
>>582015885>made for ugly bastards
State of uma clubs
>>582015940Congrats on playing a game made by a company that has absolutely no qualms in catering to every demographic. Go play im@s if you want only straights.
>>582016015SHIRAOKI IS REAL
>>582016015Yay, good job bwo
>>582016015It is done.Now go get raped by hoggers in A finals.
this is bullshit im going to wait for shitter hours before my last ticketi already qualified i just want more wins
>>582016015She did it!
>>582016015SHIRAOKI-SAMA WITH THE CLUTCH BLESSING UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHfeng shui is fucking BULLSHIT!
Around Mares, Beware
>>582016103>no qualms in catering to every demographic>still no playable black umas
>>582016180But it's 23th?
>>582016208Kris S...
>>582016180That's the wrong date bwo...
>>582016180WHERE IS THE PEENIIIIIIIIS
>>582016180hi
>>582016015Kino
7 and the 7s stop
>>582016247
>>582016231>brown>straight hair>wants BWCs
>decide to do an akebono run>all of her opponents have no stopping me or a really good gold>not even 600 spd can beat themwhat the fuck is bonobro running? why do oguris opponents not have NSM?theres no way he enjoys playing her career
>>582016231She's Native Umarican
>>582016015>in second place is nice nature>by 2 1/2 lengths>third place is 6 lengths behind natieDid the entire lobby die?
>>5820162927 and the 7 continue
I love my genius wife!
>>582016320>>>/d/iscord
>>582016320No heart above i?
>>582016208do they really count though
>>582016320Thanks cutie, I like to think you wrote that yesterday but were too shy to post it
>>582016376They neither stop nor continue, they simple are
>>582016524retard
>>582016436
>>582016180>>582016320
>>582016595
>>582015934I HATE HELIOS
>>582016640yurrr
>>582016512They already forcing women into horse race, they'll soon go for black people
So close to a fiver, really proud of what this Brian's been able to accomplish
>>582016761>hates her friendWhat's left for me... Goodbye cruel world
>>582013295I am. That's why I'm pulling Sexsuit Suzuka and Sexsuit Tachyon, Hokko Taruslut and Wolf Brian. Wish I could have pulled Palmer, she's so fucking hot. I might pull the gyaru banner instead of the Hokko one, I have Shichi but not Jordan, Helios or Palmer and I love all 3. haven't decided yet desu
AAAA WHY
>>582016915>All umas are metaNoooooticing
>>582013295still waiting for the third year content to start rolling for them
>>582016861post her stats/deck, I'm about to get Brian and seeing dacchis oshifag makes me smile
>>582015252Already qualified last night. Going to my free carats after I sign into Discord and get a good luck kiss from Danchou.
>>582016974Cuccko Tarumeme isn't meta
>>582016968That's a man
>>582016358This was the lobby. Thought it was over for sure. Just going to assume it was the power of love and friendship.
>>582017102>won against double dom murmurAS ORDAINED BY SHIRAOKI SAMA
>>582016974>Hokko>Suzuka>CB>Metalollmao even
>>582016917Crying on /uma/ actually works lmao
>>582017102You were given the hardest task and succeeded
>>582017168This, no one is wasting carats on CB
>>582016968When do we get our extra crispy, fried umas?
>>582016915Do you have an internal monologue
>another 3* front runner award
https://x.com/Merufena/status/2102380270787911909
>>582017331>cuckshit
>>582017250i'm pulling on CB and getting the sweep tosho SSR wit since i can't use CB on CB
>>582017250I already did though, on her first banner.
when the fuck is teh half URA tp
>>582017331i want to drink chocolate milk and have sex...
>>582017447Skip the tomboy
>>582017446The fuck are you kvetching about?
>>582017529You already missed it.
>>5820173293* fr is excellent for a gp
>>582017447sweep card sucks, just use another wit card during GM and after you can use ramonu alone
>>582017681I'm not a frontfag tho
>>582016358Shiraoki-sama simply deemed it necessary that you win.
>>582017069*Shart Cuckon whoops
I need a new DECK, and bad. Could you help me SLIDE your CARDS into it? Begging. God I need a deck so badly, please describe how you would make one with me.
>>582017743oh... condolences
>>582017051Been running her Late. Jordan Speed hosed me on her gold recovery, but everything else went relatively well on this run so I kept it.
>>582017817>discussing decks in a thread where anons are scared of decks
Smart Falcon is round-shaped. This is mutually exclusive with the wide-shaped skill.
>>582017741looks fine plus from the brink but for end closers
I believe that my clubdacchi is also wide-shaped and not just his trainee but I'm afraid I'll get flak for pointing that out
>>582017894Whats her win rate
Need help deciding to pull on SC/CB but I'm hearing more and more that it may not be worth it and just save for next scenarioCurrently at 130k carats. I only have 2LB Creek so I still wonder if just 200 pulls is worth it.Any suggestions would be appreciated. I may add NY Kitasan to pull plan to have for LoH.
>>582017821thanks bwo
>98.8% third placewow, I'm ready for my participation reward! I deserve it for being a xoggydomdom faggot
I can't believe they clutched it on the last free ticket. Never stop believing in your musumes.
AIEEEEEE GRASSU-SAMA! PLEASE! I WANT TO PROMOOOOTE!
>>582017894stupid sexy Brian, naisuI can't wait to run her for CMs even when she's not meta
>>582013295i like scouting STRONG META umasand biwa
>>582018035Reading too much into Falco posts is a bad idea.
I keep losing the finals because I'm not taking any skills... also didn't get Long S anyhow.
Man, I sure love Dober.
The G in Curren Chan stands for purity
>>582018391it's there but unseen because everyone calls her curren chang
>>582014717i bet they used calc for those (calc is slang for calculator)
>>582018110>400 for ancestorsbruh
>>582018110Don't pull if you're not interested in CB. Just spend a crystal or a selector (2nd anni has a free one) to bring Creek to 3LB. You may then bring it to MLB if needed after Ancestors.You should also heavily consider not sparking Ancestors twice
>>582016723cute curren speakey
>>582018472I'm not sure about that, I honestly have not looked into much stuff for next scenario other than MLB Ramonu is required. Is ancestors decent at lower LB because I heard its important too.?
post something sad
>>582018069She's at 32%, running triple aces (other two are 16.3% and 14%)
do you guys think the numbers shown are real or do you also think the game sometimes lies about the low %'s and does a guaranteed fail because youre doing too good?
>>582018649
Who else here has just stopped autismmaxxing altogether for CMs, throw in good ones from 2 CMs ago, and just see how far luck and bullshit rng will take them?
>>582018669they don't need to since there's already a shitload of RNG involved
>>582018669They're real hence why they feel fake because we're bad at wrapping our head around randomness
Is permaborrowing theee goddesses worth it?
>too many hogs in B finalsi don't want to do it... but should i bring my own debuffers too?
>>582018649this is the best it'll ever be
>>582018639ancestors is like light helloyou need to use it during the scenario, but 0LB is fine and MLB is only a slight upgrade
Is the Yukino Bijin card my bottleneck? I feel like its stats are worse than some of my other wit cards but I really want the Winter skill.
>>582018669Careers are seeded
>>582018669I think the game runs on seeds because the nips love that shit. So the training already got decided if it's fail or not before you click on it, but it is "rolled" on the turn you're doing it onwhich is to say, yes. They're real
>>582018764nyot if you wanna win plats
>>582018764not every cm sneeds it
>>582018669Im actually the guy they paid to manually input the numbers into the system every time.And yeah its all bullshit.
>>582018764as long as you don't have to pull for some dogshit like ks miracle guts to make up for it
>>582018796yesget your winter from parents
>>582018795>0LB is fine
>>582018764If you're fine sucking ass at one or two CMs, yes
Well shit. I thought I wouldn't win. B group, but I'll take it. Fuck Mile.
The only downside of hog domdom is if you're blocked, you're blocked. That's when you just skip the race and go next
>>582018985nvm you need to brick your account for 10 TE for one scenario
>>582018949nyooooooooo
>>582018572I'd sort of like to have some CB but would mostly just consider them to be a bonus along the way. Even taking the 200 pulls away from Ancestors, I still have a lot of carats that I don't know what to spend on or if I should keep saving them.>>582018795Good to know, Ty. I'm sure I would have figured it out closer but must have misremembered recommendations I read a while ago.
>>582019050>domdom
Any late surger stuff I'm missing?Time to fork over cash for Dura or get lucky. 600 pulls is what took me to get MLB Tachy and Light hello so I will assume it's the same for any new scenario doubles.
>>582019087now she's happy!
>>582019029
>>582019147post dia, it's SiL Speed, and Tact Wit
Does Nyo Pera's skill pair well with Commander Racist Chud's?
Actually you need at least one copy for clanker runs
>>582019175nyeeeeeeeeessss
>>582019147Don't be afraid of spending crystals on single banners
>>582014816did this strat, worked if you've already shot the same day. otherwise it'll definitely overflow
>>582019147If you are pulling for pocket, you only do 400 on dia banner and ignore dura. 600 pulls for Dura MLB is for Pokke skippers.
Mambo, Mambo~
>>582019228YesFronts can also use Fat Majiro or Bmw
>>582019029You're trash
>>582014752I just cum on my bed and for the most part the cum goes on my stomach and pubes, kind of like cum shotting on a girls back
>>582018962Ok I'll just pray that I get it randomly and try this then.
>>582019379doesn't dura have more cm uses than unshaven jungle?
ancestors is only used for a grand total of THREE champions meetings
>>582019591but how many arena thingies
deio sdebbing on my face
>>582019637LOH is irrelevant
>>5820196372
>>582019637you don't need to minmax for those it's glorified TT
>>582018649no need to be sad, just listen to comfy music and chillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG_Yejl-0WM
>>582019691LoH gives far more carats than CMs.
>>582019551They both last till SIL
Soon!
>82.5% WRI gonna end up on 3xhog room again right
>>582019767LoH is very hard to actually compete in and braindead easy to get platinum in.
I want this big guy to win the Arc like you wouldn't believe.The storyline would be so peak. Winning the JC against the best uma in the world after a terrible late start only to have it stripped away because of a rule technicality. Only the most diehard fans believe in her while most say the run was a fluke. What an ending it would be for her first G1 win to be to conquer the Arc.
>>582017817You will need to stack guts and speed cards, some stamina and power cards are good to have too, this will help you with training for this particular racecourse where it gets wide right out of the starting gate but you must focus on sticking to the tightest part of the lane until the body settles deep into position, once locked in the real race starts.Speed and Power decide how roughly and how fast each lenght of the course gets coveredWith Stamina keeping the whole thing from collapsing before the final spurt finally triggersAt that peak Guts training will be crucial to endure the long heavy drive all the way to the end of the track, some races can feel like they take two hours or more to finish. Prepare accordingly
>>581997832I wanted to fall asleep, but instead ended up fantasizing about sharing bed with Still in Love poster during Uma Live in London and fixing her with my schizo rants, so here's something to watch for you: Vividred Operation
>>582020006god I love you. thanks <3
>>582019943>a son of golshi and a gray hors like golshi are going to the arceither one winning would be kino
>>582019943Wouldn't not having a jockey on them be a massive advantage in terms of speedNo added weight
>>582019359I empty my balls like it's TPbut yea, it's a coinflip whether it overflows or not
>>582020153Gay arse n*gger
Try not to resent her.
>>582020171You don't really mean it. But it is okay.
this game has made me very petty if i dont get light hello dates > end runtwo mood downs after junior > end run5 or more turns without support cards showing up > end run2 turns of summer without rainbows > end runand many other shit that bothers me i cant stand the game being fucking gay it pisses me off
>>582020214It is but he also stumbled and almost fell over so in my book it was mostly a wash. The actual advantage was no jockey wanted to go near him during the race.
>>582020319W-we are just saving money on accommodation and taking showers together, okay?
>>582020372This character is so ugly
>>582020501What's her name?
>>582020320I could never hate her
>>582020501(Me)Sorry I misquoted I meant >>582019029
>>582020562Admire Ugly
>>582020382>two mood downs after juniornigga you fished the LH dates for a reason
GUESS WHICH ONE GAVE ME MEDIUM S AND WHICH ONE GAVE ME CLAW FORWARD?!
>>582020562Amiya
>>582017298unfortunately. Wish I could process my thoughts via images instead of words, but there we are
>>582020501holy shit dude hold on a second just because shes posted by an undesirable doesnt mean shes done anything wrong
I think I'm in love with bakushin...
>>582021092> shes done anything wronghaving bland design is not enough?
>>582021092Don't call me that
>>582019943>Umamusume gets me into watching actual horse races>Watch 2026 Kentucky Oaks first because it just happens to be coming up>Redpill myself instantly on horse racingAlways a Runner vs Counting Stars is probably not gonna go down as an all-time horse rivalry but it's still cool to have an active rivalry going on to pay attention to.
>>582021113She is a great girl.
So how are we doing on this fine evening /uma/?
>>582018729I didn't do that, I just went to the Open Leagueit's been fucking comfy, I feel like a buhi
>>582021113sorry bro
>>582021113
>>582018764>>582018764that's what I'm doing. Fuck that card
>>582021239Do you think bakushin would come to regret this move eventually?
My HEROINES in the top 3 favorites
>>582021168theres no accounting for bad taste i guess
I want to have sexBut not with faggots (boys)Only with girls (Uma, actual female)
>>582021514>no. 5 favgomen, I'm a tawake
>>582020153HOW'D YOU KNOW THOSE TWO POSTS WERE CORRELATED...........does sound nice though...
>>582021509she's just being a projecting paul, it's no big deal
not a single anon posted their Ms.Victoria on /umajp/ I don't think they play the game
>>582021589
>>582021774
>>582020745claw forward is dogshit
>>582021205had a nap but woke up wanting to kill myself so I'm listening to cute uplifting music to distract me and make these thoughts go away, usual midweek evening
>>582021258Bakushin's boyfag alt is handsome and I'm tired to pretend it's not. Boyfag enjoyers (male) are an oppressed minority.
>>582021634R&R
>>582021989Just say you're homo
>>582021989ugly little shit
>>582021873Cute Raisu!
>>582021194Very. Even though I've already been through a couple umas now with the URA finale I'm still thinking of bakushin and have her set as my home screen. I just like everything about her>>582021239Although it was a bummer to see that she does take you out on a "date" near the end only to start freaking out when she says that the next step in the guide is to embrace under the stars. I think deep down she loves her trainer but... I guess doesn't quite understand her feelings? or maybe hasn't realized them yet. I'm sure theres a word for that.
>>582021873big fan of this artist's constant tradition of drawing their CM teams
>>582022130
with all racing days done of CM19 before finals, what was the biggest gaslight this time
>>582022130ugly tryhard
>>582022228we don't sign our posts here also you forgot to say anything
>>582018110 (me)Now at 3LB Creek and 0LB CB. 100 is such a weird amount to stop at. Do I keep going?
>>582022139Bakushin O has been my home screen character ever since I learned that you could set one. I don't know that I've seen a single one of her random chat scenes, thanks to that.
Your torena must be this big to train Laisu
>>582021989this is a femaleumamusume
>>582022225double stam debuffers being a threatsaw like 2 during these last 4 days
>>582022034idk what this means
>>582022225My condolences to everyone who got mind controlled into running xog instead of their favorites, everyone I know who just kept playing who they like got 70-85% wr
jong?
>>582022286at this point you should keep going, you'll likely get at least one more copy of one of them and then you can pity the other for MLB creek + 1LB CB which is a great result
>>582022286Both cards have a good shelf life, so maybe?
I love seeing my Edo shortstack win>t. has a cumulative count of 3 separated wins in Group A
>>582022434Rape and rerape
>>582022139she's denying her feeling and refuses to recognize she has them, hence her over-the-top refusal of (You) and turning everything to romantic subtext, like (You) telling her to rest up over New Year's. It's simple projection. Bakushin is an adorably stupid for (You) trainee, she's the best
>>582022529I literally say this
>>582022447if I'm schizo enough to recognize who is asking and the whereabouts of the other jong room regulars I'd say we would fail short of finding 2 more people
>>582022719Well you're in luck I just joined the thread
fuck if I'm wrong but is this the first time this background image debuts in Global? I'm asking cause it shows up in the future L'Arc scenario where we're gonna get our asses truly handed to >France
>>582022404i used double murmur and A finals this go around, its not good per se but i did get some wins i shouldnt have
>>582010509WP 10 chads, which systems or mare lines mix well with Tesco boy? Going to try to make him into a founder lineage starting in 1968.
>>582023056Is she gonna be alright
>>582022886Who would Anderson train?
>>582023002maybe in the main story (2nd spe chapter)?
>>582022474>>582022475well fuck do I stop now? I still have my 1.5 selector I could use on CB for 1LB or do I go for even better CB by hitting pity? I could hit pity and buy the year 2 vouchers to MLB CB.inb4 "lucky" because this is the first time I have EVER pulled above odds for supports so I don't even want to hear it.
>>582023339kita...
How much wit should a rabbit runaway have? My Bobo refuses to pass a 0 midgame Suzu before late race a third of the time or so.
>>582023393how's your maruzen? only other thing it's probably worth using your 1.5 selector on at this pointgenerally i'd value a selector/crystal at 80-100 pulls so you're about even either way
>>582023181
>>582015028Dont say that...
>>582023137She got ligma.
>>582023597your power is too high bwo, both my front and suzu has capped wit so it's not that
>>582023597300 pow, whatever witkyoto mid race uphill is your friend
>>582021113Make sure to have 200 pulls 5 months from now
>>582022225that frontfags are weak
Helios...what happened to you...
>>582023810not me
>>582010694BASED LAISU
>>582023810fronts are weakfrontfags are strong
>>582023609Don't have a single Maruzensky and that is my other one I was considering just using 3 vouchers to get at year 2.So maybe go to 200 for the 1LB minimum CB and then use the vouchers for SMaru Speed? I don't really like front runners that much but I know I need them for LoH so unless I'm mistaken I need to have a decent Maru Speed so my borrow slot can be used for the Bourbon Wit that comes out down the line. Is that line of thinking correct? Or do I just run the actual umas SMaru and VBourbon and use the borrow slot for the one I'm not running?
>>582023681>>582023734Huh, I thought I had like 500 power but it was at 800+, I'll remake then
>>582023810>>582023848oh I can't readnot weak, just stupid...
Does anyone have that gif of Wonder Acute with punches that kill (you)?
BRAP
>>582015028gayest anon itt
>>582023848RoundGOD...
butt why is she brown?
>>582022289>I don't know that I've seen a single one of her random chat scenes, thanks to thatSame lol>>582022682Well said, thats exactly what I was thinking
>>582020745I'm not convinced by claw forward. you have to sacrifice so much for it.
Sakura Bakushin O is... sex?
this CM gave me AIDSthanks cygays
Tell it to me straight anons. How fucked am I for finals what kind of bs am I gonna be running against....
>>582023887i wouldn't invest too heavily just for LoH, needing fronts is kind of a meme, you can do fine with other styles as long as you don't care about going higher than platinum 4HOWEVER having 1LB maruzensky will also be good for all styles (except pace if you have tachyon) until el condor pasa comes out (going higher than 1LB is pointless unless front main)if you're okay paying 20 bucks for one of the anni selectors then you're slightly better off stopping your pulls, using the 1.5 selector for CB now, then using the free + $20 2.0 selectors for maruzenor you could keep pulling and then you wouldn't need to pay at all
>>582023657Oh, I hope she gets better
>>582024321You're gonna run against fronts without Med S, some pace with 500 wit, and your oguri will miss 2 recoveries before losing by a head to a late surger without any accels
>>582022719who are these jong regulars?
>>582024454the list is secret sorry
>>582024454Mr. ******Mr. *********Mr. ***and Mr. *********
>>582024525You can't just name drop me
>>582024525How dare you misgender me
>>582024427now show the lil sis trio
Reject, fuck, marry?
>>582024364Ligma banana.
>>582024231Yes, incredibly
>>582024697Reject the 3 foreground umasFuck and marry the background ningen on the left
>>582024697actually it'sugly, ugly, and ugly
>>582024697Fuck, because her tits look niceMarry, because I really like herSpoiler, because she's used goods with demon aids
My unconditional Front Greens looping is bearing fruit
>>582024697>SpoilerNot an option>>582024796>background ningen on the leftTrainer thats a child...
Air Groove is meant for breeding
>>582024796>marrying a single motherngmi
>>582024796Dibs on your stepdaughter
>>582022719I'm here actually
>>582024891mares are like that yeah
>>582024937>>582024951I'm talking about the daughter retards>>582024887I know....
>>582024231Extremely
all the umas posted itt are way better than that bitch gold city
>>582024231fakushin
arima kinen build?
Wish i had a biko trainee...
Today is the anniversary Mejiro Ramonu parted from this world, what's there to say, the first Triple Tiara, won best year filly two years in a row for two year and three year and she was inducted into the JRA hall of fame12 starts, 9 wins, her catchphrase given was>Queen of 1986
>>582025106She is just a shy maiden going through her First Love.
>>582020320I am only here, because of her. I would never hate Ogurin
i'm thinking of watching mlp
>>582023789Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't ruby and kris dropping in december... I really want them a lot so i wonder if I'll even have enough for the alt when it comes around
We should host an anime watchparty...
>>582024959I'm curious to who the curren schizo thinks is around
>>582025338Hanging out with you people sounds unpleasant
>>582025415What do you mean by "you people"
>hugs oguri plushie to sleepthey could never make me hate you ogurin....
>>582025525Filthy J*ngers
>>582025675basedthey smell
>>582025675But I don't Jong, I've only jonged against NPCs in Where Winds Meet and I didn't know what I was doing
7 and I kill myself4 and I endure the pain
UWAAA TAISHIN YOU DID YOU BEST AND ALMOST WON! UWAAAA I AM SO PROUD OF YOUUUU
>>582025675
>>582025525I don't like you
>>5820258367 and I kill myself4 and I endure the pain
>3 wins, 17 losses on round 2 day 1, my all-time low during CMs not counting the very first one where I didn't know how to build umas>try to improve the team for day 2>don't even hit UG, like I've angered all of the RNG Goddesses >"okay I give the fuck up">first ticket on day 2>4 wins, and the only loss was by a head >huhi get it now. all you need is luck
>this terrifies the oguri
>>582025857pic related>>582025967nyo....
>>58202596767
>>582025853literally me
>>582025967
>>582025967Bwo... don't kill yourself...
do not kill yourselves
>>582025967haha you got 67 lol
Are Maruzensky and Tazuna old friends?
7 and i u cancel your 7
>>582026165Don’t tell me what to do
>>582026165Thank you for being the voice of reason like always
>>582025967cool just what i wanted, next to get a 7 can have my account, it has 200k carats on it
bjorgar
>>582025967bye bye lmao
>>582025967stream it
shiraokisama is mad
>>5820262651zraluedcj@ozsaip.com
>>5820262657 and you take your carats to the grave
sad
>>582026356damn one off>>5820262651zraluedcj@ozsaip.com
>>5820262657 and we meetup instead
What if Kitachan was BETRAYED by her umadacchis and TRAPPED in the breed chamber for millennia
Fuku is mad at me, because I fondled her donkey ears again
>>582026356>>582026446lmao
>>582026446>6I give up
anons joke about killing themselves but have you ever tried it, have you ever felt that dread and cold in your chest before you do itit's a good highumamusume
Med CM room694640336946403369464033trying to see something
>>582026265live instead.
>>582026265Rolling
>>582026634Yeppers, unpleasantSurvival instincts are a bitch
I haven't done today's CMs, I'm afraid...
>>582026634Yeah, people who say: "suicide is for the weak" are clueless sheltered bitches.
>>582026634No, I will LIVE!
>>582026265don't do it... suicide is for Ayabe ONLY
>>582026634Lots of people kill themselves desu, that's why I feel worried when some people here joke about it
>>582026830Your xoggy dom dom?
>>582026912I don't want to run my Xog or any debuffers. I wanted to win with my oshi.
>>582026634He who makes a beast of himself, gets rids of the pain of being a man.
killing yourself means you forfeit the future umas to come
>>582026979But that also means you get to avoid seeing second Ryan's alt.
>>582026979look on the bright side!If you kill yourself, there is no way that cygames can find a way to fuck you over.
>>582026634I remember reading up once how a guy committed suicide using a crossbow and apparently when he missed a vital part with his first shot, he was aiming for his heart, he reloaded it and then shot himself again to which he then died. There's some people who want to commit suicide but then regret mid process or do it for whatever other reason and then you got the real motherfuckers who actually want to die
>>582026968Run a cheeky dom
>>582026634is it like that funny feeling on your feet when you have fear of heights?
>>582026975Ah yesSamuel JohnsonOr A7X been a bit since ive listened to them
>>582026668Of course its a debuffer lobby why was I surprised. I liked my seiun cause she has everything except groundwork but she just can't fight for the lead against midrace monsters like v.bourbon and maru. Thanks for joining anondacchis
How about instead of double dom, I run a dazzling creeku?
>>582026634What keeps me from doing it is that there's no clean way to do it, no form of offing myself without traumatizing whoever ends up finding me. Just wish I could evaporate/erase my existence instead. Since that's not possible I guess I'll just live. Plump umas are helping me cope lately so there's that, gotta keep on whacking.
>>5820262657 and you spend all your carats on festa banner
>>582013024cafe for usorry it took so long i was busyi do cm now, last chance to get into A group brb
>>582027120Why are you doxxing my dacchi?
>>582026634Kinda, but last time I made my life mission to make my parent's lives as good as possibleSometimes I regret itNot doing it I mean
>>582027176good luck bwo!!
>>582027206debuffers don't have souls, they're no dacchi
>>582027120DOXXED
>>582027206Never join triple ace player lobbies they'll dox you due to their victim complex
789
>>582027176CUTEEEEEEEEEEE, thank you so much, good luck on your CM try!
>>582026265I got your 7
>>582026265but why?
So we can jong now?
>>582027301>lose to xog>doxx himLmao losers are so petty, this only speaks ill of himself
>>582026265ok I already know how I am going to do it, and since nobody got a 7 the account will become a ghost
>>582026265>no 7s yetIt's a sign you should live
>>5820262657 and I command you to live
>>582027497HOLY SHIT
>>582027206>>582027280I didn't mean too... well that's the first time in a long while that I've done it again. I sincerely hope you debuffniggers lose wholeheartedly come Finals though.
>>582027301You mean never join Uma&Co rooms
>>582027497
>>582027420host the room you retard
Doto... please...You're UF1... you have everything...
>>582027548>doxxes like V>is a sore loser like VNever change Uma&Co, never change...
>>582027497SHIRAOKI HAS SPOKEN
>>582027497LELOUCH MY FUCKING GOAAAATTTTT
>>582027627>6.7%
>>582027497Kino...
>>582012997krita and the lines look like that cause of a custom brush i made
>>582027560I do not make kokos.I ENTER them.
>>582027497YAY
I can't believe falcobro is a giant BITCH
>>582027749Based joinchad
>>582027709Gimlet is cool, Kris Stam sold me on her. Never gonna run that brick card again tho.
What a turn 1.
>>582027642again its an accident you know not that I wanted it to happen, nor that I have a stellar winrate /here/ pretty sure its even below 50% but I just enjoy doing rooms.
I've been playing fire emblem non stop for 5 days (love it)(still been doing my auto runs dw bros)Have I missed anything noteworthy?
>>582027845>using all cock-hungry umas as supokasanon... your pelvis...
>>582027497FENG SHUI DOES IT AGAIN!
>>582027749FINE. Have a room Majsoul Friends Room 25620(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=25620
Nobody told me hags were sexy!!
>>582027616why are horses so ZONKED, man
>300M monthlyThis faggot is actually trying to get in /Uma/Club just to be with Umama again.He never got anywhere near this many fans before
>>582027959>ISREALBased or cringe?
>>582027865i dont have a switch 2 STOP reminding me
>>582027952sexy, but insufferable
>>582027959maybe he is working on some crazy loopas bro
>>582010648raping KITASAN
>>582027865>I've been playing fire emblem non stop for 5 days (love it)How do you people play this shit?I'm TRPG starved and even so these games are so boring
>>582027497my king
>>582025218I'm looking forward to her career, is she autistic as people say she is?
>>582027932i will join you dorks in a few minutes
>>582028053One of our strongest(autistism) umas
>>582028190she LOVES racing in the literal sense
>host CM lobby>gets mad anons bring debuffersInstead of acting like a foid, you should just say beforehand to not join with debuffers, that you want a baby room to play goo goo babies with your dacchis
>see a cute cosplayer>big booba characters, pretty nice>malecrier for this feel
>>582027959>>582028272holy obsessed schizo take your meds hayashicuck
>>582028058I think Umama left on the 5th? Faggot started grinding hard right after umama left.
>>582028190Some say that
tell me bwos do we ever get more BIG honses? i want to run a 3 big horse team regardless of distance/terrain i like seeing big umas run
>>582028324Uma equivalent of guys starting to hit the gym immediately after a setback
>>582028368>kyoto 2400uhh wat track is that?
>>582028408you guys hit the gym? I hit the local mcdonald's instead
>>582028319What the fuck does my post have anything to do with your autistic namedropping? Nice projection I guess
>>582028389Isn't Kris coming soon? She's kinda big.
>>582028389When can we start grinding for her star pieces I need this feeder uma in my life, being underweight is no fun
>>582027928Who?
>>582028389your cm team gwo
>>582028408lmao
>nobody is running Fronts in CM20 roomsWHERE ARE THE FRONT MAINS???????Why is my backliner always in 3rd!!!
>>582028457Nyo, a good gym is too expensive (dont wanna go to a ghetto 24h one) and I am afraid my knee will explode again. But I did buy a cross trainer for home and getting back on it 3 times a week
>>582028113it plays QUITE a bit different from the other FE games (which I love but /feg/ fucking hates it, I won't go into it but it's actually really good)however it's the mother of all timesinks, probably the longest single player video game I'll play this decade
>>582028521for some reason ive never noticed that taiki is rather tall maybe its her vibes
>>582028521Nurse looks so erotic...
>do you daily paid pulls bwoI wasted like 2k paid carats already and got zero SSrs from this (i got something with free though)
>>582028429old queen elizabeth II distance, it was also when the race was considered the third leg of the triple tiara, the shuka sho eventually replaced it
>>582027959>>582028324You think this is him?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/581947145/#q581950065
>>582028653Ah, you're talking about the new one?I've only played some older ones.I didn't like how static every level is and overall mechanical simplicity.
>>582027434>>582027497>1 minute apartfradouche was too late...
>>582028505She's 170cm, but that is top 10 height wise.
>>582028521>tallest uma is still 8 inches shorter than megrim
>>582027865Someone called me a Kitafag. I'm not a Kitafag, she just kept getting all the good magazine covers.
>>582028190Painfully so.>>582028508>being underweight
>>582028647nice gaslight
I checked Mejiro Ramonu cardDamn she good>4 lvl hints for freeLmaoo
>>582028653Fortunes Weave is basically FE 3 Houses in steroids, multiple routes and a ton of bonding with the characters. Why it's different from other traditional FR games is because you have so much stuff to outside the fighting
>>582028647good fronts take actual time to make
>>582028793I wish I was joking here how can I proc MP&B or NSM like thisI can't!!!
5 stars away from having 5 star fillie cunny
>>582028647Fronts are slow cooked in a smoker for days before they are juicy enough to run in test lobbies, then they are wrapped in foil and put back again for a couple of more days before they are ready.
>>582028734The post does feel a bit faggy, I think it might actually be him.I don't think /Uma/Club would let him join even if it would be pretty funny to watch
>>582028958/uma/ club has no morals, ideals or standards.they would let him join 100%
>>582028790I gotta save my waistline for my future wife... hahaha... ha... :(
>>582015252Got it yesterday and a couple times today
>>582028958What he said>>582029067
>>582029067>67
>>58202918189 and I slap helios across the face
wahey
>>582029067>leaving cum stains on yet another club couch
>>582028958It is him
>>582027497>7 am
>>582029423Allen cares nyot
raisu love
>>582027497KINO KINO KINO
>>582029661rice looking less VILLAINOUS today
Does anyone have a good Yellow Falcon they could share as a practice partner? Turf or dirt is fine.
>>582029661>shakur dresses up as rice>has torena fooled>but tore suddenly asks her to do all the depraved sexual favors raisu does to him every single dayis she stupid?
>>582029423club couch is my napping spotgo away
>>582030063how would she be able to fool trainer? rice has these stupid giant ears
>>582029661
>>582030063MaybeOr perhaps she is a genius?
>>582030125prostehtics ears like legolas' seiyuu in lotr
>>582030093better start rallying
Big ears = big lovesimple as
>>582030093>sleeping in public in a place filled with dirty, horny ojisanshow big of a slut can you be
I want an uma with a short skirt and loooooooong ears
>>582030309this is me and him btw
>>582030298
>>582030429she wouldn't do this......
>>582030429himecut gyarusexsexsexsex
>>582030387which one of you is the ugly one
>>582030429Prim and proper umas should become slutty gyarus. Gyaru umas should become intelligent and well-behaved. This way, we can achieve ultimate sexo.
When are we getting her?
>>582030663never hopefully
>>582030663Her banner is right after Broye.
Nahhhh WTF is this build
>>582030804what if kitahara said that sex is the only way to remove the chud from the torena?
>>582030804No.
PoE2 is fun
>>582030387
>>582030936you will have fun in 1.0 in december
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq35me047w8
>>582031031I will look forward to it
>update my med+long TT team>can reach 1m while punching downs-sugoi
>>582030936path of exile or pillars of eternity
>>582031168My Long team is still full of SS umas I just gave the fuck up about Longs in this Staminaless wasteland of a scenario, but the rest is reaching 1kk pretty often
>>582031046Look at this old duuuuude
>>582030936>obsidianslopfaggot
>>582013056marvy for u
>>582031338>>582031263nobody CARES about pillars of eternity in 2026
>no gwI can start my right handed winter runner loop now at least
>2 groundwork aces>dont get late start on either>they decide to go 7-8th an chill with the late surgers>meanwhile tachyon debuffer goes 2nd after start YOUR GAME IS BROKEN CYGAMES
>>582031338>>582031263Path of Exile
>>582031326Mirako's wrinkled lips...
>>582030936Not until they have equivalent of Legion era cyclone.
Donkey when?
>got a good win streak going>suddenly lose last race>watch race>nn doesn't fire any debuffsI guess 750 wit wasn't enough... I thought I was done with this cm...
Now that the thread is dead, post nerds
>>582029661That is not Raisu
>>582031983is it open league? no reason to have a debuffer with less than 1200 wit on graded
>>582031379Really? I'm just finishing the first one right now
>>582031325run 18* stam on uma with ult/gold recoverythen add speed card with gold recovery for more (Ardan/Jordan/...and speCHUD I guess) and just play it like you're training xogFanta Grass has like 3 recoveriesRed Teio has 2
>>582032086and super creek is a good tank too
>>582031991
>>582020996should be ayabe
>>582032086Isn't one of Anime Teio's gold recoveries Medium distance exclusive
>>582031341cute!
>>582020996Nope, El Condor Pasa is actually THIS UMA
>>582032382aunty...
>>582032290yeahand without stam card you will usually hover around 650-750 stamina in GLwhich can be too low on longer med tracks
2/3/2/12/2/2/0I can't wait to be third place in the finals round for two xoguri teams...
Post your Ms.Victoria
>Log in>Mash club button>Hear the sound>Notice a white conversation bubble
Damn shame that she didn't get Long S here. This could've been my ace.
>>582032834Remind me to do it in 40h. Unless I lose then I'll be too sad to post about it.
>>582032427I blame her for my love of OLDER WOMEN
>>582032834Uhh wrong bread?
Her back is comfortingly spacious.
holydogshit 55% FTE too
>>582033026she actually isnt that much older than blemiaround the same age as nearlEither way we dont really have an uma with that wine aunt vibe do we?
>>582033134>spechudNo thanks
>>582033031Oh my bad let me swap my profile name and redo the screenshot
>>582033134gee must be nice to have support cards
>>582033134>Stam Rainbow>level 1 Stam training facility
>>582033134the mile CM was already over anon
>>582033234Spe ate the other levels. Buuuurp.
>>582033234stop nyoticing I'm doing test runs
>>582031341>Marvy OCAbsolutely marvelous.
>>582033178Seeking the PearlTap Dance cityAnd I know she's not that old but I fully blame Arknights horsegirls getting me into umamusume. Meteor, Grani, Platinum, Fang, and all the Nearls
>>582033234To be fair I don't like seeing non-speed/wit facilities at more than level 2 even if I bring a stamina card. You get clicked on during summer or if everyone else took a day off and that's it.
>>582033418>Tap Dance cityhuh... really?
sekkusu with succulent umatits
>>582033424smart nonny
>>582033418
>>582032642>>582032086no more
>>582033518
umamusume?
>>582033545stop drinking yourself to sleep retard
>>582033545nyooo... </3hope ur ok
