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I just woke up in the middle of the night due to vomiting a little bit into my mouth in my sleep which happens sometimes but this time it went out of my mouth and onto my bed sheet. At least I had a waterproof mattress protector underneath, but man that sucked.
rickey on my dicky
>>582033626I do not know if that's normal....Also>Curren posterof course.
>>582033492>docktah looking for more child soldiers
I know at least one of you has used Yellow Falcon in a CM before. Please give me a share code, the ones I've been taking off of TT teams are shitters that don't even have groundwork. I need a good Yellow Falcon practice partner for science.
wahey
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>>582033626Can't you choke on your vomit and die in your sleep if you're (un)lucky
mayaya
Drama status?
FUCK DEBUFFERSFUCK XOGURIFUCK LIGHT HELLOFUCK GRAND LIVEFUCK STAMINA TRAININGFUCK CMSFUCK 3% GACHA RATESFUCK CYGAMESAND FUCK SCHIZOPHRENICS IN PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS ON /UMA/
>>582033686why yellow Falco specifically tho
>>582033418>Dorky>Gyaru>Wine auntWhat do you call this archetype?
>>582033626if you sucked on my dick, then the vomitting will subside, nonny
>>582033686Here335109068
>>582033847>FUCK DEBUFFERSBut only stam debuffers.
>>582033846Drama is over.All clubs have disbanded.EoS soon.
>>582033946speed*
>>582015204thanks to everyone who requested!i draw seiun tomorrow cause me sleepyalso i didn't get into group A... it okay, I'll just shrug my shoulders like nattie and smile like sunday and move on
>>582033846V is trying to join /uma/club
>>582033847>FUCK LIGHT HELLOevery night until her eggs become fertile again
Every day,in every way,I train my umamusume
>>582033997Bwo... Many thanks and much love, next CM will be better...
>>582033846i heard NL got into some drama with his other streamer friend, is that good enough uma drama?
>>582033883Her ult timing. I want her to pass my other front runner around the halfway point.>>582033906Thank you.
>>582033892Don't forget sex hair. Honestly she's beautiful.
Any frontbros here?Is runaway palmer really a thing in the longslop CM, or is my goal really to just make her "lose" and boost my other fronts? Like do I skip the late race accels and just get... uh... debuffs? Or can she actually win?
>>582033686I have but she was third place in the medium dirt cm finals (to double xogs) so probably not good enough745255229
>>582034151die
>>582033627I don't drink, but on weekdays I usually don't get enough sleep (4-6 hours). Half the time I'll lay in bed watching a video after a late dinner coping that I'll get back up in a few minutes but I usually just fall asleep>>582033640I'm not sick, it just happens once every few months and it's an unpleasant experience so I remember it>>582033671I think I just overateI'm not a currenposter but this crying doro is exactly how I feel right now so I went to find the image to use it>>582033785That only happens if you're also high/wasted (like that girl in Breaking Bad if that's what you're thinking of)
>>582034108I will say that Tap Dance and Ace really makes me wish I was a frontfag.
>>582034151She can win but Runaways mostly suck. Depends on how much effort you feel like putting in
>>582034151Rabbits on front teams is the most widespread gaslight in the game. I recommend a debuffer, backliner, or even just a third regular front instead.
>>582033591I lost by a neck because I settled for a shitty VTaiki. I'll win Longchamp for sure...
A finals status?
>>582033997don't feel bad, this cm just sucks
>>582034151>Is runaway palmer really a thing in the longslop CMYesA good runaway is almost impossible to overtake and beat.
when are we getting the evo skills?
>>582034151Other frontbros can post disagreements with me if they want, but if you want my own advice: skip the runaways.Why?because this CM is going to haveSOMANYFRONTSIt's not that fronts are super OP or unbeatable, all race types work in the arima kino, it's more that fronts are SUPER popular on global even when they suck, now that we're in a CM where fronts are actually good again you are VERY VERY commonly going to see 6 front rooms, so at that point there's no reason to have a runaway
>>582034187That's plenty good for me to experiment with. Thanks as well.
We fucked
>>582033997these are cute, well done anon
>>582034441start of next scenario
>>582033997Holy cute! I wasn't here when requests happened, but a Teio would be nice!Next CM will be better bwo. This CM is just get paired with XOg+Deboofs = lose
>>582034441right now
>>582034441I'm pretty sure GM is when they landed in JP.
>>582034470caninucally impossible, this hebe only cares about umas, not with getting her umanko filled with torena dick
>>582034441delayed until 3rd anni
I am at a lossI cannot for the life of me get decent speed on Cafe or Tama even with 3 speed cards.I don't know what to do at this point. None of my runs are producing even close to a decent ace.
Reminder
>>582034547retarded horse
I'm still concerned about the jong list...
>>582034547Her voice is much higher than I expected it to be.
>>582034691what's so special about jongers? they are stinky
>>582034721>If you don't kale juice your meatwhat the fuck
>>582033997sorry you couldn't get a finals... but i will cheer you on b finals!!!
>>582034691what jong list
some of you niggas need professional help
If you don't drink your kale juice, you can't have any cupcake!How can you have any cupcake if you don't drink your kale juice?
Your thoughts about fire hydrants in the Umaverse?
I DINT KNOW EHAT I ESNT TWHS T RHE FUCK SHOYLD UD DECIDE BUT E EVN THEN IDK EHAT THE FUCK IN SUPPDOED TOD O
>>582034849Where do you think we are?
>>582034631your data suffers from sampling bias
>>582034869why would you assume it to be any different to irl fire hydrants?
>>582034814The list the curren schizo has. He tracks all the jongers...
>>582034869Winning Ticket
>>582034773>>582034849go men ah signi'm really tirede
>>582034890Go outside.
>>582034921>after oguri wit comes out pacers will rise in the data
>used selector to LB1 sMaru card because people say it's the 3rd speed card you use in GL>still use Sweep over it because of the SP bonusDid I fell for frontfag trickery again?
>>582034890True!
Gold Ship is still my favorite. I don't care what anyone says or if it makes me reddit. They could never make me hate you.
isn't it well known that currenposter/umama is a doxxer
>>582034151The issue is you can't get enough stamina especially not in GL
>>582034890you forgot your SiL image, retardalso, meds
>>582034941Whining Ticket
>>582035068Yes
>>582035115puts out fires
>trying to update dirt teams>wanna slam ricky bobby in there>can't hit 600stam if i don't use stam sparksits so fucking over
>>582035032silly
>>582034938>Enjoy mahjong>Never join the jong rooms because I'm shy about my skill level>Dodge the curren schizo listI suppose it was for the best.
>>582035068There are more Currenposters in this thread than stars in the universe.
>>582034941Whining Shitget
>>582035123So why are we surprised that umama keeps a list of jonger igns
>>582034861You! Yes, you napping in the student council office! Start running laddie!
>>582035059based Golshi GOD! Cygames needs to make a shounenshit cingreystyle anime about orfevre vs gold ship vs gentil already, I would slurp that stuff
>>582035059oh yeah, post your cm wins with goldships then
>new tech that makes fronts impossible to beat in some tracks like Longchamp 2400m got discovered by JPgodsgatekeeping it for me, you WILL suffer
What happened to jong rooms
>>582035059>his oshi is the schizouma who will mever fuck himanon...
>>582035397everyone knows about pasa gwochacho
My clothes are getting moldy. Every time I wash them the black spots spread
>>582035405doxxed by *****
did cygames made a mechanic with longchamps' infamous false straight? That'll be awesome if they did
>>582035519Where did that happen?
>>582035405I nap after work usually so I don't host them until like late evening >>582034938nobody knows the jongers other than jongers themselves..... we're all tight with each other ok
>>582035542he's making up shit because of no drama lol
so many MUST PULL uma
>>582035513anon you have grease in your washing machine
>>582035068We are legion
>>582035612Chiyono O ballroom looks cute
>>582035158join our masoul rooms they're fun, we have all different skill levels in lobbies
>>582035448you will see bwo other style fags are already crying on X for Cygames to remove it from the game
>>582035405I just havent been feeling it lately
>>582035397What are you talking about
>>582035612Only Brian and Windy for me
>>582035612
So how many people are rolling for granny?
>>582035158Just have an unique nickname for every website.
>>582035789I'm not rolling for a d*rter
>>582035737I told you I'm gatekeeping it until l'arc CM
>>582035612>CB that close to Kris SMy wallet
>>582035612desu...
>>582035850>Brian pov
Do I pull for Creek... or not...? 16 hours left...
Stop fucking vagueposting. Every 2 posts here is a vaguepost fuck you.
>>582035612But only one BIG BOOT pull
>>582035950The next best thing is gonna be a year later (shakur stam). But you can also just ticket creek till then
>>582035983>X markedThey're not on a bounty list anon
Nakayama obliterated everyone...It was 3 nice natures, and no xogs
>>582035995The next best thing is SoE stam, Shakur isnt until 2028
>>582035950Honestly this CM and the next one kinda show that you don't need Creek. In fact the aces I see are all at like capped speed with all the stam coming from sparks and run 3 speed 2 wit.It's absolute bullshit the fact that you can run that in a long/medium CM.I have MLB Creek and I feel like it's useless. The ONLY CM in GL that it got decent use was the dirt medium, and that didn't even feel fair because it was XOguri domination so who gives a shit if I had it or not.
>>582036093SoE is bait for Creeklets.
>>582035612Blaze
