/tf2g/ Edition>NewsBug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276347Update on the MvM update: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276354>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)Party /v/an: tf2.madhammer.club (NA)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>581227451
updetto when?
it's actually crazy that they fucked up the flamethrower's damage so badly that it can't destroy a teleporter exit with the entrance being repaired.
>>582022885right after I finish plapping zhao (never)
Did Zesty win yet?
When is Gabe gonna fix our game?
https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2102503210292297878big news for tf2
>>582024029pyro mania 2.0 where Valve removes all of the visual breaking cosmetics can't come soon enough
>>582024448when you're gabe you can just do whatever you want
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
MvM update status?
>>5820281852 weeks
>>5820281852 TITS
is the MvM update just going to be yet another copy and paste job?
>>582028421bruhher back must be breaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>582022885>>582028421>>582028938plapping
>>582028938Hooooooooooh my GOODNESS
>>582024029what cosmetics were being complained about giving an unfair advantage here?
>>582028421>>582028938paizuris and baby making sex
>>582031180The Pyro fishing sweater + clown pants. I don't disagree with them being an issue but asking other people to change their cosmetics is as retarded as trying to kick someone for micspamming or offensive language rather than simply muting them. I also pointed out to him that there's a catch-all nohats mod or one where you can pick and choose which cosmetics to disable, or ways to disable paint colors.
when your steam friend doesn't respond to your message right away
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
Conservatively, what percentage of this game's playerbase cheats?
>cs2 just got an updateTF2 bros... our time will come...
3 NIGASON CART
>>582045391>wingman but 3v3 and reddit chicken petwho cares?
Are you ready for Halloween, mortals?
>>582047010loldo you mind if i save that meme
>>582028938Fuck....
>>582022563https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyRIPb7ctlMTHREAD THEME SONG
Team Fabulous 2 is pigshit.
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>582041998Probably 10% of all "good" players are actually cheaters. When it comes to "good" Sniper mains, that rises to 20%.
>>582068123*wipes sweat*hooooo...
>>582068123ahoge...
>>582064792because you're still here, genuinely
https://youtu.be/rPrgRjxsZRo
>>582068283Bit mean.
>>582068123Pedocoded image.
>>582068123>>582068283true
>>582068123Chadcoded image.
>>582052951Trans Furtress 2 general girlies will see this and agree.
>>582038067Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>582083324plap
>>582083324this but also penis parker
>>582083324this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis meowscaradas and bunnies >>582083756and this
>>582083756plapping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAqd8M5V0_8/tf2g/ be like:
MvM but instead of robots it's a horde of Selbyen seals
>>582084865and they aren't even funny.
>>582086457the seal mask and its consequences have been disastrous for tf2
>>582083756peni ain't got no dang spine
>>582091367and we like that
>Valve removed the ability to measure the player countNeato
>>582094217source nigga?
>>582093242ohh my lord
>>582093242she ain't got allat
>>582052951very much so!
>>582097704yeah she does
>>582098104that is very obviously a different model than >>582093242 with proportionally smaller and cuter hips
>>582093242>>582098104parking my penis in her
ugc.tf might be the most pathetic tf2 community out therelike who gives a shit about the age of an anime cartoon girl used in a spray and how does an admin even know about the girl in the first place? actually unreal
>Get killed by a default pyro>Strange Lollichop renamed "Loli-Chops">7800+ killsSugoi
>>582098104oh I thought she was an overwatch girl
>>582098657marvel rivals girl
>>582098546admins are troons and troons have encyclopedic knowledge of every underage character because they have catalogs of them saved in their secret discord servers to fake outrage overyou should appeal it, plead ignorance, and ask the admin how he checked since you thought you had just saved a generic anime girl
>>582083324the first thing we'll see on tf2's 20th anniversary
How do you feel about those pet cosmetics? I kinda like my spooky lil' ghost dude but that robot buttler one just looks weird because I don't think it really works as well on the ground.
>tf2g trannies want more tf2 petssonions....
zesty won
>>582102603I like the old, bird ones like that parrot for demo
What's Zesty crying about this time? Something about player data not querying from Valve servers like they owe it to us.The dude needs to stop playing TF2
>>582098949>>582100659>>582102603>>582103485>>582103546baby making sex
NICKi'm hungry
>>582022563Konata supposed to be Starykrow in that pic?
>>582107668Why is tf2g so horny now all of the sudden It wasn't like this some years ago
>>582112068it literally was
>>582112068>It wasn't like this some years agoit was thothis is one of those 4chan things that it's never going to change
>>582112068porn addiction has become so normalized people will say it was; it truly wasn't always this way.
what is this diagram supposed to be of? (not the math scribbles but the partially rolled-out thing at the top)
>>582114193Speed....
>>582113457
reminder that >582113457 has only been here since late 2024, so he genuinely does not know what he's talking about
>>582114421>homosexual degenerate shitposting over a decade agoyo that's sick, degenerates always shat up the place? retard, it was never always this bad. >>582114631brother I've been playing this game, longer than you've been alive. yes, before tf2 existed.
>i've been playing tf2 since before tf2 existedmeds
Cute boyfriend playing with his noob girlfriend....
>>582115238Yes, I played TFC quake..... Here let me reword it for your tiny molested brain. I have been playing Team Fortress 2 since the beta, before you where raped into thinking it's ok to shitpost and add nothing of value to the Team Fortress community besides spamming your fap stash.
very weak sharty bait
get a new bit already u faggot
>looks at chat to cheat answerswhat kind of loser behavior is this?
>>582116209It's almost as pathetic as posting about a twitch stream or whatever the fuck ur watching on a forum bro!
>>582116209who cares? you really need to dig the bottom of the barrel to find something to make fun of from that stream lol
>>582116542I mean he asked "what kind of loser behavior is this" as if he's not hate watching a tf2tuber.... he is the loser its just projection.
>>582112068>all of the sudden>It wasn't like this some years agoactual newfag
>>582052951Seems so!
Current tf2g is the worst I've ever seen, and I've seen it all
worst was 2014/15 you just didn't think so because you were part of the namefag circlejerk ruining the thread
>>582118824I truly do not like you, i've had my disagreements with your rotund self... But simply put, you're right. Unfortunately most old heads I know of have lost their flame for this game, and this place. What is left is truly just a porn addicted autist swearing his degeneracy was the norm. It wasn't.
^ newfag larp
^ the raped
>>582118824I've been archiving/saving particularly bad /tf2g/ threads for a while now, this one was added to my collection.
>>582116542>>582116786I call him out for cheating answers and you can't help to suck his dick by attaching me. Amazing.
>>582120117no one thought of dick sucking except you
>>582120179Hit a nerve, didn't I?
What weapon makes enemies bleed for five seconds and damages you if you miss?>boston basherWrong! It's the Three Rune Blade
>*makes garbage post*>"heh they're calling my post garbage, i really struck a nerve"
>>582094380playercount tracking websites like teamwork.tf are dead since last Tuesday's maintenance
>>582121118he's really desperate for attention
>>582120117Brother, you're straight up hate sucking his cock; nothing says "fan" like watching and posting about someone. I am simply just pointing it out, next time you tag me, swing harder.
>>582121118>>582121342>attack post accusing streamer of cheating answers>"heh he's calling me out for sucking streamer cock"
>>582121594my brother in christ; you're hate-watching (fanboy btw) a tf2tuber... You're the one doing bounces on it, and advertising his stream here. Seriously, why are you mad people call you out?
>>582045391>improvement to visual claritylol, anyways here's your screamfortress XVIII8 new unusuals (1 extra GB to game size that you will thankfully never have to see as these will be locked into tradies inventories)4 new maps on top the already existing pile12 new cosmetics with at least 4 that have paint regions that allow you to look like the opposite teamwould you want anything else added to it?
>>582122054>hate-watching (fanboy btw)Explain this to me.>and advertising his stream herePosting a screenshot of a tf2tuber (which makes fun of him) does not equal advertising. You're delusional. Sorry if that triggers you, "bro"!
>>582122889denial
>>582123008>denialNice rebuttal, dude. You should be a lawyer!
>>582122889>Explain this to me.You're watching, and actively supporting his growth. You may disapprove of him, and even dislike his behaviors... But it comes from a place of "disappointment". You're a fan of his, and you've been let down. Anything that is shy of realizing this, it's just coping for the reality of the situation. Now fly home buddy.
what are these two even talking about
tf2?
>>582123197>You're watching, and actively supporting his growthAnd we're playing TF2, made by Valve who actively profits from gambling and essentially contributing to the growth of this problem. So basically, you're a scumbag whether you like it or not.
>>582124094>Goal post moved + Babbleconcession accepted; you asked for an explanation as to why you're being made fun by multiple people for bitching about a TF2tuber. I hope you feel better or whatever man.
>>582121594>very obvious rage bait>>582122054>retard jewtube white knight you both need to commit suicide
>>582124886faggot you have me confused, I do not like zesty; As a matter of fact It's why i made fun of that fanboy for hate watching le epic Team Fortress 2 "content" creator. YOU need to get some reading comprehension skills, and not kill yourself... but suffer as long as possible being yourself and do not reproduce.
rules of the internet: if you see someone being unjustly harassed or snark posted, you are sucking their dickif you see someone being retarded and call it out, it was actually just ragebait or shitposting and you are the retard for responding
I haven't done one of these for a while. Nothing disgusting please, nothing relating to genderspecials/bronies/furries/porn/whatever. I play with some normalfag friends too so please nothing that would offend someone who doesn't know what 4chan is.Will do description after; this is my favorite wrench so make it good.
>>582125256ok
>>582125642Heinz Doofenshmirtz
>>582125642shupogaki tellyporta
>>582125642I eat soap it's so yummy
>>582125642meow meow meow im a cat
>>582125642i'm scared of people
>>582125642I plap shupos
>>582125642Epic ninjaneer wrench
>>582125642ask me about 4chan.org/tf2g/
>>582124259>Goal post moved + BabbleIf you could read between the lines you could see I was making an analogy. This whole line: "You're watching, and actively supporting his growth. You may disapprove of him, and even dislike his behaviors... But it comes from a place of "disappointment". You're a fan of his, and you've been let down." is an analogy for the TF2 community. You're no better than me. >le "concession accepted"Typical bitch phrase; pretend you've won the argument and hide.
nta but mad
>>582125642Blink and you'll miss me
>582126961Holy schizobabble, there is no analogy or hidden meaning in a deranged fanboy hate watching a tf2 tuber and wanting to farm (you)'s off venting their frustartion he "cheated" in a fucking browser quiz game. Truly, lobotomize yourself.
>>582125642my epic
>>582125642six seven
>>582125642https://4chan.org
>>582127150>there is no analogy or hidden meaningI know you have autism and reading between the lines is hard for you, but the analogy is there. Holy fuck, you're mad.
>>582125642NIGGERS :D
>>582125642Jean-Luc Picard
>>582120280when you're licking that part of the dick, yeah
>>582128048Look bro i'm not buying the pen you're selling me, just go bitch at ur favorite tf2tuber in his chat instead of boiling over it on 4chan.
>>582128446>just go bitch at ur favorite tf2tuber in his chat instead of boiling over it on 4chanNo. (:I can talk about tf2tubers in a tf2 thread if I please. Cry about it forever.
>>582125642Beam me up, Scotty!
>>582128829wrong anon retard, ur crying about zesty; stop getting mad when others make fun of u for it.
>>582128562the guy you were replying to got a little too upset and replied to me instead of you by mistake
>>582125642Beat me up, Scotty!
>>582125642Uncle Dane is a Pedophile
>>582129046It's just utter mind broken nonsense at this point, they're at least honest they'll continue fangirling over tf2tubers so whatever.
>>582125642pre cum leaker
>>582125642Zesty R. Jesus
>>582129197>Nothing disgusting please, nothing relating to genderspecials/bronies/furries/porn/whatever.
>>582128980>stop getting mad when others make fun of u for it.and I have the right to reply to anons who try to make fun of it. You really hate freedom of fucking speech, eh?
>>582129321that's none of those
>>582129321Tf2g troons cannot read.
>>582129321do it or no balls
>>582129210>Zesty R. JesusAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. STOP MENTIONNG THIS TF2TUBER I DONT LIKE IN PARTICULAR IN THIS THREAD EVER AGAIN OR IM GOING INSANE!!!!11!
>>582125642I'm a yellow-bellied coward
>>582129328
>>582125642MYM was an inside job
>>582129321>WAAAAAAAH THAT'S NOT THE NAME I WANTWhy even roll for it here in the first place then faggot
>>582129886Nice argument! You should become a lawyer!
>>582125642Dr. Piccoloβs Daily Dose
>>582130232maybe you're just retarded
>>582125642tubgirl
>>582130232Brother it wasn't an argument, just stop being mad already! Being this upset cannot be healthy for you!
>>582130712>maybe you're just retardedTakes one to know one, shit for brains.>>582130812>Brother it wasn't an argumentNone of your replies were arguments in the first place. Thanks for clearing that up.
>>582131005Nigga, you're still going all over "yo no one cares about ur zesty fangirl blog".
>>582131079>you're still going all over "yo no one cares about ur zesty fangirl blog".Who are you talking to? I criticized him but some people here really hate that.
layered cope ^
>>582131648the retard who has been seething for >>582116209 almost three hours now lmao literally what the fuck are you doing with your life
>troll desperate for attention tries to derail the thread after becoming jealous of an anon trying to roll a name for his wrench because that means the attention isn't focused exclusively on himThis shit is so pathetic, my God.
>>582131969>almost three hours now lmao literally what the fuck are you doing with your lifeProjection much? You're still replying to it, bitch boy.
>>582131969Why not just DM Zesty if you're so upset he cheated in a quiz? He's not even playing Team Fortress 2 and you're still posting about him here.
>>582132285because I have this thread open, I'm doing different things with my life, meanwhile you are shitting up this thread
>>582132267I laughed so much at this post I woke my cat up
leave the multibillion dollar youtuber alone
>>582125642I <3 my normie friends>>582129929he laid out the ground rules beforehand, there's nothing uuuu to complain about
>>582132407>because I have this thread openWOW I have the thread open as well!>meanwhile you are shitting up this threadAnd you're still crying about it. God, you're pathetic.
>>582132573>"I want a normie reddit friendly name for my weapon"lollmao even
>>582132658you're the one crying about zesty because he uploaded another stream, you hate watched the entire thing looking for some small thing to make fun of and you settled on THAT, not when he was spitting facts about CS2 nope, you chose the lamest thing to make fun of you possibly could and have been seething about him for 3 hours, get a life
>>582132573>there's nothing uuuu to complain aboutdid you have a stroke while typing, anon
>>582132658WRAP IT UP ALREADY
>>582125642Hamburger
>>582132983you're a big guy>>582132997winner winner chicken dinner
>>582132997epic shoulda went cheeseburger though...
>>582132863>not when he was spitting facts about CS2 nope
actually anon's tubgirl post won
>>582132997Same rules apply as above
>>582133387Nice argument, you should be a lawyer!
>>582133675YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES.
>rolling for names but you're being a picky nigger and not respecting the ruleswhat is even the point then
>>582133675kys
>>582133703>Nice argument, you should be a lawyer!It's not even an argument, dildo. Just making fun of you now how lazy you have become.
>>582133746he's literally respecting the rules, are you dim?>>582133675It's time to split!
>>582133675Niggers
>>582133675hsdfjdgjyfrh
>>582133675ask me why i'm a pussy
>>582133675Fattening up the shupos with hamburgers
>>582130797lol
>>582133675tubgirl
>>582133675Hambubger
