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I just woke up in the middle of the night due to vomiting a little bit into my mouth in my sleep which happens sometimes but this time it went out of my mouth and onto my bed sheet. At least I had a waterproof mattress protector underneath, but man that sucked.
rickey on my dicky
>>582033626I do not know if that's normal....Also>Curren posterof course.
>>582033492>docktah looking for more child soldiers
I know at least one of you has used Yellow Falcon in a CM before. Please give me a share code, the ones I've been taking off of TT teams are shitters that don't even have groundwork. I need a good Yellow Falcon practice partner for science.
wahey
https://jiggie.fun/40VCaShttps://jiggie.fun/40VCaS
>>582033626Can't you choke on your vomit and die in your sleep if you're (un)lucky
mayaya
Drama status?
FUCK DEBUFFERSFUCK XOGURIFUCK LIGHT HELLOFUCK GRAND LIVEFUCK STAMINA TRAININGFUCK CMSFUCK 3% GACHA RATESFUCK CYGAMESAND FUCK SCHIZOPHRENICS IN PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS ON /UMA/
>>582033686why yellow Falco specifically tho
>>582033418>Dorky>Gyaru>Wine auntWhat do you call this archetype?
>>582033626if you sucked on my dick, then the vomitting will subside, nonny
>>582033686Here335109068
>>582033847>FUCK DEBUFFERSBut only stam debuffers.
>>582033846Drama is over.All clubs have disbanded.EoS soon.
>>582033946speed*
>>582015204thanks to everyone who requested!i draw seiun tomorrow cause me sleepyalso i didn't get into group A... it okay, I'll just shrug my shoulders like nattie and smile like sunday and move on
>>582033846V is trying to join /uma/club
>>582033847>FUCK LIGHT HELLOevery night until her eggs become fertile again
Every day,in every way,I train my umamusume
>>582033997Bwo... Many thanks and much love, next CM will be better...
>>582033846i heard NL got into some drama with his other streamer friend, is that good enough uma drama?
>>582033883Her ult timing. I want her to pass my other front runner around the halfway point.>>582033906Thank you.
>>582033892Don't forget sex hair. Honestly she's beautiful.
Any frontbros here?Is runaway palmer really a thing in the longslop CM, or is my goal really to just make her "lose" and boost my other fronts? Like do I skip the late race accels and just get... uh... debuffs? Or can she actually win?
>>582033686I have but she was third place in the medium dirt cm finals (to double xogs) so probably not good enough745255229
>>582034151die
>>582033627I don't drink, but on weekdays I usually don't get enough sleep (4-6 hours). Half the time I'll lay in bed watching a video after a late dinner coping that I'll get back up in a few minutes but I usually just fall asleep>>582033640I'm not sick, it just happens once every few months and it's an unpleasant experience so I remember it>>582033671I think I just overateI'm not a currenposter but this crying doro is exactly how I feel right now so I went to find the image to use it>>582033785That only happens if you're also high/wasted (like that girl in Breaking Bad if that's what you're thinking of)
>>582034108I will say that Tap Dance and Ace really makes me wish I was a frontfag.
>>582034151She can win but Runaways mostly suck. Depends on how much effort you feel like putting in
>>582034151Rabbits on front teams is the most widespread gaslight in the game. I recommend a debuffer, backliner, or even just a third regular front instead.
>>582033591I lost by a neck because I settled for a shitty VTaiki. I'll win Longchamp for sure...
A finals status?
>>582033997don't feel bad, this cm just sucks
>>582034151>Is runaway palmer really a thing in the longslop CMYesA good runaway is almost impossible to overtake and beat.
when are we getting the evo skills?
>>582034151Other frontbros can post disagreements with me if they want, but if you want my own advice: skip the runaways.Why?because this CM is going to haveSOMANYFRONTSIt's not that fronts are super OP or unbeatable, all race types work in the arima kino, it's more that fronts are SUPER popular on global even when they suck, now that we're in a CM where fronts are actually good again you are VERY VERY commonly going to see 6 front rooms, so at that point there's no reason to have a runaway
>>582034187That's plenty good for me to experiment with. Thanks as well.
We fucked
>>582033997these are cute, well done anon
>>582034441start of next scenario
>>582033997Holy cute! I wasn't here when requests happened, but a Teio would be nice!Next CM will be better bwo. This CM is just get paired with XOg+Deboofs = lose
>>582034441right now
>>582034441I'm pretty sure GM is when they landed in JP.
>>582034470caninucally impossible, this hebe only cares about umas, not with getting her umanko filled with torena dick
>>582034441delayed until 3rd anni
I am at a lossI cannot for the life of me get decent speed on Cafe or Tama even with 3 speed cards.I don't know what to do at this point. None of my runs are producing even close to a decent ace.
Reminder
>>582034547retarded horse
I'm still concerned about the jong list...
>>582034547Her voice is much higher than I expected it to be.
>>582034691what's so special about jongers? they are stinky
>>582034721>If you don't kale juice your meatwhat the fuck
>>582033997sorry you couldn't get a finals... but i will cheer you on b finals!!!
>>582034691what jong list
some of you niggas need professional help
If you don't drink your kale juice, you can't have any cupcake!How can you have any cupcake if you don't drink your kale juice?
Your thoughts about fire hydrants in the Umaverse?
I DINT KNOW EHAT I ESNT TWHS T RHE FUCK SHOYLD UD DECIDE BUT E EVN THEN IDK EHAT THE FUCK IN SUPPDOED TOD O
>>582034849Where do you think we are?
>>582034631your data suffers from sampling bias
>>582034869why would you assume it to be any different to irl fire hydrants?
>>582034814The list the curren schizo has. He tracks all the jongers...
>>582034869Winning Ticket
>>582034773>>582034849go men ah signi'm really tirede
>>582034890Go outside.
>>582034921>after oguri wit comes out pacers will rise in the data
>used selector to LB1 sMaru card because people say it's the 3rd speed card you use in GL>still use Sweep over it because of the SP bonusDid I fell for frontfag trickery again?
>>582034890True!
Gold Ship is still my favorite. I don't care what anyone says or if it makes me reddit. They could never make me hate you.
isn't it well known that currenposter/umama is a doxxer
>>582034151The issue is you can't get enough stamina especially not in GL
>>582034890you forgot your SiL image, retardalso, meds
>>582034941Whining Ticket
>>582035068Yes
>>582035115puts out fires
>trying to update dirt teams>wanna slam ricky bobby in there>can't hit 600stam if i don't use stam sparksits so fucking over
>>582035032silly
>>582034938>Enjoy mahjong>Never join the jong rooms because I'm shy about my skill level>Dodge the curren schizo listI suppose it was for the best.
>>582035068There are more Currenposters in this thread than stars in the universe.
>>582034941Whining Shitget
>>582035123So why are we surprised that umama keeps a list of jonger igns
>>582034861You! Yes, you napping in the student council office! Start running laddie!
>>582035059based Golshi GOD! Cygames needs to make a shounenshit cingreystyle anime about orfevre vs gold ship vs gentil already, I would slurp that stuff
>>582035059oh yeah, post your cm wins with goldships then
>new tech that makes fronts impossible to beat in some tracks like Longchamp 2400m got discovered by JPgodsgatekeeping it for me, you WILL suffer
What happened to jong rooms
>>582035059>his oshi is the schizouma who will mever fuck himanon...
>>582035397everyone knows about pasa gwochacho
My clothes are getting moldy. Every time I wash them the black spots spread
>>582035405doxxed by *****
did cygames made a mechanic with longchamps' infamous false straight? That'll be awesome if they did
>>582035519Where did that happen?
>>582035405I nap after work usually so I don't host them until like late evening >>582034938nobody knows the jongers other than jongers themselves..... we're all tight with each other ok
>>582035542he's making up shit because of no drama lol
so many MUST PULL uma
>>582035513anon you have grease in your washing machine
>>582035068We are legion
>>582035612Chiyono O ballroom looks cute
>>582035158join our masoul rooms they're fun, we have all different skill levels in lobbies
>>582035448you will see bwo other style fags are already crying on X for Cygames to remove it from the game
>>582035405I just havent been feeling it lately
>>582035397What are you talking about
>>582035612Only Brian and Windy for me
>>582035612
So how many people are rolling for granny?
>>582035158Just have an unique nickname for every website.
>>582035789I'm not rolling for a d*rter
>>582035737I told you I'm gatekeeping it until l'arc CM
>>582035612>CB that close to Kris SMy wallet
>>582035612desu...
>>582035850>Brian pov
Do I pull for Creek... or not...? 16 hours left...
Stop fucking vagueposting. Every 2 posts here is a vaguepost fuck you.
>>582035612But only one BIG BOOT pull
>>582035950The next best thing is gonna be a year later (shakur stam). But you can also just ticket creek till then
>>582035983>X markedThey're not on a bounty list anon
Nakayama obliterated everyone...It was 3 nice natures, and no xogs
>>582035995The next best thing is SoE stam, Shakur isnt until 2028
>>582035950Honestly this CM and the next one kinda show that you don't need Creek. In fact the aces I see are all at like capped speed with all the stam coming from sparks and run 3 speed 2 wit.It's absolute bullshit the fact that you can run that in a long/medium CM.I have MLB Creek and I feel like it's useless. The ONLY CM in GL that it got decent use was the dirt medium, and that didn't even feel fair because it was XOguri domination so who gives a shit if I had it or not.
>>582036093SoE is bait for Creeklets.
>>582035612Blaze
>>582035612Ok dacchis I have to decide nyow... I have 2 sparks currently ready in my account.What two do I need of: Ramonu wit, Kitasan Blanco, Bourbon wit?
>>582035068There's at least 10 drama hungry Curren posters
>>582036062They are actually the treasure to be found
>>582036145is it really? bc I skipped on Creek since I have her at 3LB already
>>582036221mlb her with a free selector and you will be futureproofed until shakur
post something sleepy
>>582036207Get the three
>gaslighting nonny away from SoEevil anon
>>582036270
damn if I got my true strength I'd already have my first GPstill might use it though
>>582036221people saying SoE is bait are just coping with the fact that you dont usually need a stam card and that SoE has a shorter lifespan of like 8 months before being powercrept again by Shakur. She's a definite upgrade over Creek but features no free pulls, and thus many will skip.
>>582036347sexy horse
>>582036207You need all of them bwo
>>582035612>>582036168>like Brian>decide to focus on lates>has one (1) alt >it's all paceoh...
i heard that Brian blaze is stronger than xoguri, is this true?
>>582036469so creeku is still viable if I'm running mostly backliners? how about for TT pace chasers?
>>582036330>>582036547I don't have enough carats bwos... I will be bricked
>>582036581XOguri is not very strong for long, you should ask if she's better than fronts and the answer is nope
>>582036469pulling for a small upgrade for a siituational card is bait anon
>>582036618creek will be always viable because she offers decent TE and the best gold recovery in the gamemaybe not always as a first best option but she will always be good
my cum is really sticky tonight hehe i had too much sweet tea i guess
>>582036618Both Creek and SoE are generalist stamina cards, your position doesnt matter. For TT you could argue SoE's ability to give you a velocity skill (beeline burst) makes her better than Creek, but it's TT so it doesn't matter. If you have MLB Creek skipping SoE is a valid option. It just irks me when people act like she's a sidegrade when SoE is def better. Whether or not she's enough of an upgrade to pull on is for you to decide.
>>582036646These banners aren't next week back to back
>>58203664660k is enough bwo, every one of those banners has a bunch of free pulls.You even have enough for V.Ines and Ancestors
>>582036725nyaruhodo
>>582035405>>582035568>>582035724I can host for awhile due to dailies, but you all usually make rooms when I'm at work
>>582036798I'm tired already so will sleep after wagie so no hosting from me today anyway.......
I used my rainbow shard on Palmer's card and rolled a CB card on my 10 pullFuck you
>>582036853you really are an unc
>>582036646If you only have 2 sparks ready you should skip them for Almond Eye speedIt's the best use of these two sparks
>>582036883I didn't sleep well today okay
>>582036853It's half past midnight right now, I'm the one dying
>>582036725Gwochacho starting with 2.5 anni you only need gold recos for 3000m+ races
Wife
>>582034927>he doesn't know
>>582036964nyo..... go to sleep
>>582033846Mambo stinky
77/80 for open leauge feels like such dogshit dude just give me the 80/80 already i wanna graduate
>>582036883jong is a game for uncs
>>582036945Sucks to hear... if that happens regularly try getting into a comfy routine like reducing screen time or doing some reading before going to bed. That's what worked for me when I was having trouble sleeping.
>0LB Creek>pulled 2LB CB from her first run>planning to pull on Creek + CB rerun to MLB both CB and Creek >got spooked to CB MLB before the rerun>still 0LB Creek>pull on CB Creek now Not sure if I'm lucky or cursed... Pulling on this banner will definitely just give me CB cleats and zero creeks, I just know the game will fuck with me like that
Biggu diggu is back in town
>>582037070I put on a silent hill gameplay to fall asleep to, turns out it's more interesting than I expected so
Whats a good parent for the sprint cm as a late, apart from CheerHalo (dont have her).
>>582037159big in japan
>>582037125>or doing some reading before going to bedI can confirm that this actually works but I have no idea why
Wondering
>>582037074that's your punishment for bullying little Timmy
>look ahead to my wife>this uniqueHow the fuck is this ever meant to activate?
>>582037125I should probably not even bring a phone to my bedroom and get a manual alarm or something
>>582037248not my fault little timmy wont suck it up and play xog
>>582037193redshift
>>582037208
>>582037193since for sprints you're relying on OYL and the Ruby power accel gold whatever it's called (leap forward?), you can just inherit velocity stuff like Brian, Oguri etc>>582037198reduces eye strain vs staring at a screen and also calms you down
ブイが目覚めた
>>582037291holy white woman
WE LOVEREDSKILLS
>>582037317go away V
>>582037317And a ching chong ping pong to you too
>>582037193prolly mummy creek
I thought Jongers were in my time zone. Turns out they're all burgers!?
>>582036221SOE is indeed bait. Only thing she has going over Creek is +1SP bonus, are you willing to spend 400/600 pulls for +1SP bonus? Also, if you think about it she only has one gold skill because if you're running a stam card you most likely want the gold stam recov.
i became a vn unc cause the xoghog dominance is suffocating and turns the game's complexity into a joke, and also because i couldnt get a single good parent at all, so i just threw 2 bozo debuffers and my ss grokhogxog from 2 cms agothey just got me into a rank finals lmaoi really like the mechanics the game has and trying to craft the perfect skills on your uma with what tools you have when you know what track you're going to be on, thats on top of actually competing with other players and with different team builds, but it's all meaningless when the hog exists
>>582037405No, I'm euro?
>>582037317黙れ
>>582037317日本語わかりません笑
>>582037259You have to pass 3 umas mid-race but still be outside of top 4 then you get speed carryover and accel for some specific tracksOr you use XOguri and get a more powerful effect with ASS
>>582037405nyo I'm yuropean.....
>>582037285>>582037312>>582037403thx bros
>>582037434I better see you pump out cracked sprint aces then anon
CLAW FORWARD IS SUCH DOGSHIT
>>582037259Aren't you the JP vet? lol
>>582037426>if you're running a stam card you most likely want the gold stam recov. Not when she's released, you don't need a gold recovery for 2400-2500m in l'Arc since these are the stats you get with 1 stam
>>582037621I dropped it, cripples my stam gain too much. Gonna cope with scramble, somehow my spe parent stacked some sparks of it
I have 0 front parents and 0 good frontsDo I just throw Maruzensky/Mayano/Daiwa at the problem or Maruzensky+2 debuffers?I really dont give a single fuck about frontniggingI could also do late special racist+2 debuffers I guess
>>582037794Is it that bad? How much stam do we need anyway for Arima?
>>582037868get spe instead, easier to win with less effort
>>582037868isn't it better to play the umas you can play instead of following the supposed metado the late spechud, half assing fronts is bad
>>582037791You do. L'arc is after 2.5 anni. They might even move up this change.
>>582037434I still enjoy building umas that I like to measure against the competition, soulless xog debuffers are not real people and don't count
>>582037868>was about to give advice to a new frontbro>realize anon is just being a metanigger after dropping xogfuck
>>582033518rickey inviting unsupervised little boys to a hot springs...
>>582037794Scramble is the same stam drain as claw, unless you mean the card output sucks which is true
>>582038025Kind of rude turboWhat about a frontbro becoming a latechad.
>>582037915My problem is that I cant get a good gold heal on it while running Kris stam. My only LS with innate golds I have is Machitan, which I will run too. However my other late is Fuku and that shit blows up my stat gains.>>582038047I know, but I can still get through sparks and run a good stamina or power card for a gold heal with my stam sparks.
>>582037259>"very slightly increase" in a unique skillWhat's the point of this
>>582037976>>582037941I dont have late parents either is the thing, but anyone can make a Ryan I guess, so that seems way easier than frontparenting>>582038025Im not a metanigger, just a pacechud seeing how incredibly raped paces are in ArimaAlso I kinda want to use spechud in the one race she is built around, was gonna run her pace first but that seems retarded now that I think about it
>>582037868Stop metanigging Front is the hardest style to make good and you can just make pace/lates>special racist+2 debuffersYou retards really think you can run any good uma with 2 debuffers and it will be as good as XOguri in medium lol. Can't wait for the 2 debuffers Laurel losing because they pushed up too much or Blaze Brian because they couldn't get their accel to activate
>every cm is a "paces are incredibly raped" cmbros....
>>582038249>late parentsdoesnt matter, it's not like you need whites like frontfags do. just borrow a GP with 12 whites + nimble/right handed and you're good to go
>>582035032She is good in GL but the tricks is you need to run some specialty priority songs, She has the same rates as FM so it's always a plus if you bring her too. and if you are not running front she have mood up and energy random events with a ton of speed bonus. Also come with hints for slipstream and Triple 7s
BROS
>>58203832190% of miles and sprints are pace cmsThe current cm is also a pace cm (if you ignore xogniggers since she exists above the meta)
>>582038321They will be good for sprint don't worry if there's no end closer in the lobbyAnd CM23 will be an XOguri game the last one
>>582038327https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71D7qt6Q-FA
Good morning /uma/it is wednesday my dudes
I have removed the wei from your traineeThat will be 500 carats + tip please
>>582038624It's midnight.
>>582038435>mileI mean it was just Libra 2, Gemini 2 was a front/end CM and the next mile CM will be that again with Ruby and Helios. In Tokyo 1600 pace pretty much only have budding blossomBlaze Brian will be very good for the next long CM apparently since fronts will be bad but Laurel and NY Dia are better
Surely I won't be matched up with Xoggy Dommy Murmur's for my finals right?
>>582038645I HATE HELIOS
>>582038624good morning cutie
>>582038682Yeah it's gonna be Xoggy Dommy Dommy
xoggy dom dom
I just know my finals lobby will be against 2 oshigamers and my Xoguri will rape them into becoming metafags.
>>582033892hot-blooded gaudy and passionate wife
>>582038853stop using curren for your metafag post, curren is already associated with based oshigamers like umama
>>582036207play it slow and only do 200 first. if you pulled before the pity it's kinda a waste. ideally you just go for 200 and just LB them because clover are worthless. Then just selector or crystal them because in the far future between gap you can do 400 or 600 in those future banner. You really need a copy of the card first for something to happen like crystaling them
>>582038708>wuby when her trainer with zero self-esteem rejects her advances for the 114514th time
What if I replace one of my triple aces with a debuffer for the finals?
>>582039051mustard gas
>>582038970I'm not trying to pick up a fight here but using debuffers can't be called oshigaming.
>>582038970
if you use meta support cards you're not an oshi gamer
>>582039091>retard
>>582038830evil horse
>>582039091>genius
>>582039051I always cut my weakest ace for a debuffer for finals.
>>582039191Rice VILLAIN
