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Tachyon LOVE
>not a falco threadhuh?
>>582057065
Size queen!
>my trainee showed up with another man
Umanko?
>>582057201too early
THE biggest reddit larp is not even reddit tachyon, it is pretending that she rejects you
is URA half TP active yet
Pizza
>>582057416lemme see her pepperonis
>>582057468I ate them
good morning
i accidentally ate two large pizzas again...
>>582057569hey
>>582057569Made for board games, video games and breeding
>>582057572teiobro...
umagrok game
Why are you fags arguing about clubs from here outside of this board?
well this is awkward
>>582057718what?
>>582057741neither are usable
hey
>>582057741uhmmmmmmm anon your 3* stamina 3* long and 40 whites???????
>>582057718who cares, better than having people argue here
>>582057710>/biz/ graph
Sakura Bakusex
>>582057830Mambo a cute
ny opera o and her fuck ass late surger pink
>>582057718we are?
Why are you guys so silly?
>>582057879No nigga take care of your shitposters, don't dump them elsewhere, we already have enough problems
>>582058190who the hell are "we"
I want to eat Dia's food for the rest of my life
>>582057648Not so much breeding nowadays...
>>582058190sure bwo I'll give them a phone call and tell them to stop.Now go back to /vm/a and have a circlejerk about how much better your thread is
>>582058420kys tranny
>>582058420
>>582058420many are thinking this
>>582058420how big is your chibiporn stash? I'm sure you have lots of chibis never posted here before
>Estimated carat by the calc starting from zero to Ramonu banner would be around 70kFucking how? I could literally blow my load on Kitasan white and still have enough to pity Ramonu banner.
>>582058420me but with mambo and hachimi instead
>>582058420a trainer that got raped countless times
>>582058667anniversary gibs and the calculator assumes you get all carats from doing clanker runs which is misleading
>>582058345We do the same exact thing
>>582058667anni gibs, free rolls on both kitasan white + ramonu banner
>>582058420literally me
>>582058667120 free pulls, anni gibs, and the calc counts the carat count you'll have on the final day of the banner. Ramonu will be up for like 3 weeks.
stop the yeppers propaganda
>>582058420My favorite girl is a stallion
>>582058791mega ahh chins
>>582058636after years of sloppa addiction what I make for myself is no longer fit for human consumption
>>582058272Dia is an uma I would trust to raise our children
>>582059085any chibi umanko? I am curious about what it would look like
>>582059085getting inside your walls as we speak
>>582058420poor victim
>>582059085based, using AI for yourself is the best thing you could ever do.
>>582059085example
wahey
>>582059238you'll get this instead
>>582059238https://files.catbox.moe/xcebuw.png
>hears buena vista is a based uma x trainer uma who only loves her trainer>finds thiswhy can't cygames make one, just one 100% straight uma once and for all? I'm sick that all the umas I like end up being lesbos
>>582059562I HATE HELIOS
>>582059628nice
>>582059628HOLY FUARK
>>582059628
>>582059360>Creek pampers you after Still was too rough on you>Ramonu forces you to get hard again after Creek spoiled you too much>Gentil tags in to wrung the rest out like you're a baobab tree after Ramonu considers your quota fulfilled>Still reverse-ryonas you for not leaving any leftoversAlso that stray pube
>>582059628>>582059584
>>582059226Happy married life with Dia...
Kumiyabe made a NTR Phalaenopsis art UOOOOOOHHH
it's as shrimple as that
huh... wasn't even going for it
>>582060076your nimble and spurt?
>>582059562>15:27wait a second... YOU'RE TOO EARLY!>>582059661>Love bue bue>Love espo
>>582059360Super Creak mare…
anon that was asking about accounts & Cafe yesterday again, i ended up getting one and Cafe is so cute... found out this account came with a few outfits for concerts too! do these usually come through events id imagine and are they only used for concerts? don't seem to be able to use them on the home screen etc
can someone ddos the game i need free money
>>582060441Sure, gimme a sec
>>582060242s-shut up
>>582060514big thanks
>>582060441Get a job lil bro
>>582060441a ciebie to coś nie pojebało?
>>582060407Grats on the cafe account. Yeah you get those outfits from events and anniversaires etc and you are correct they are concert only
>>582060403200% more dangerous
>>582060559rude
>>582056992Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped.
Heres your spurt brohttps://files.catbox.moe/bm0jho.webm(Yes, its a video of an ejaculating penis)
I, a straight white male, will fuck and marry bue bue
>>582060936*sigh* trolled...
>>582061058
>>582060936excellent post
>>582060441>>582060634Pilsudski Uma kiedy?
>>582061031>straight white maleWe're going to need to see your dick to decide on that
cryer
>>582061058this artist's daring tact art has been living in my head for months at this point.
>>582061058don’t
>>582060936dickhead.
>>582061058Kurofune-san?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!>>582061185Jak UK scenariusz zrobiÄ…
>>582061201speaky
>>582061185special event with air groove that terminates the career early?
>>582061197Only Buena gets to see my dick, sorry. Not interested in flashing my dick for literal faggots itt
>>582061553But Buena isn't real.
I, a straight white male, will fuck and marry espo-chan
I am literally Buena Vista.
>>582061031lmao
>>582061553>Not interested in flashing my dick for literal faggots ittThats only half the fun in doing it, the other half is dickmogging the straight posters
>>582061602
>>582061602NEITHER ARE YOU
I, a straight white male, will love and cherish TM Opera O
HOPSTEPLOCKON
>>582061819silly
>>582061058I think I can see it
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10082701?q=baobao771100
>>582061795fuckkk... that's true.
>>582061958Is that a whole ass monster can shoved up her ass
https://litter.catbox.moe/wis467.mp4
>>582060646She would say this
>>582061958Cumming inside dober while she is conflicted whether she likes it because it feels good or hates it because im a man
>>582062114I opened it and it was a rickroll
Want to date a woman like super creekForced to settle for a girl like narita taishin No one will ever understand my sufferingIt's either daymn guy like you is with her or EXPLODEI miss big boobies
>>582061958CHEATING ON MY UMAWIFE WITH VENUS PAQUES!
>>582062114what the fuck
Getting a job has cratered my fangain
>>582062114You can't post that
dom is unironically fair playbut STAM DEBUFFERS ON THE OTHERHAND(xoggers need not discuss)
Being a female trainer in the uma world must be the most amazing experience ever>all umas want to have sex with you>even pathetic male trainers try to hit on you but you cuck them with their trainees instead>male trainers end up acking out of loneliness and isolation
>>582061958all rich umas are into being treated like this
>>582060407How do you access theatre mode?
>>582062114ALRIGHT THATS FUCKING IT TIME FOR YOU TO DIE OGU POSTER
>>582062518retard
didn't read
maximum fortune
just been doing fan runs since I'm too lazy to pick skills
>>582062473No its not. Stam debuffers can be countered, dominator cant be. Public hanging for anyone who ever leveled any debuff.
>>582062647Is it PC only?
>>582062404I do NOT care about how hot she is, her being french is already an instant turnoff.
>>582062736it's called making a better ace to just run faster it's only a problem when there are something oppressive like xoggies to elevate the debuffs
>>582061958Grass tore is into this
>>582062490>headcanon of used goods that got immediately rejected from tracen on the account of not having a penis
Why do I have 25k carats? I've had nothing 1 month ago? Am I going crazy? Should I burn everything? Should I rape one of you?
>>582062473nyop, it's the opposite
>>582062518do you not have a concert theater button in the main lobby screen?
>>582062746P2W feature
Stash status?I am rolling for Acute btw
>>582062404do french umas have hairy pits? asking for a friend...
>>582062736what the FUCK am i supposed to do when 2 murmurs (GOLD) fire off and im not xogger????
>>582062870>Am I going crazy?yeah.>Should I burn everything?Why not?>Should I rape one of you?Do you want to?
>>582062870heyyyyyyy
>>582062870I could easily beat you down and rape you without even really trying
>>582062945>1000Oink oink
>>582062945Rolling for Rob Roy next
>>582062823No, its not. You cant expect to counter dominator with speed cap + distance S + greens + extra acceleration skill to cover for speed loss because you can expect every other ace, including the one that runs with debuffers to have that as well, you always end up worse. You can counter stamina debuffers with having enough stam to not care about them. Public hanging for anyone who ever leveled any debuff.
>>582063017skip to the next race
>>582062870>>582063058I, a straight white male, will fuck and marry Bro-kun and Chevachi.
>>582062736i used debooffers during taurus 1. can i ever be forgiven?
>>582062870carat income is about 20k if you're in an A+ club and place decently in cm
Her name is Yuki.
>>582063371yeppers
>>582063170why would you say this
>>582063371it's yuKINO
>>582063017For example my opera survives 2x murmurs by having 950 stamina + swinging
Bri'ish umas have some silly names too
Odds of seeing stam debuffers in finals?
>>582063614depends on how many casuals make it to A finals, most of them love nice nature's murmur
>>582060728gotcha thanks, damn there's prob a good amount this accounts likely missed out on in that case but can't expect everything from an account like this! >>582062518the big concert theatre button...
>>582063541Nice ass
She took my SS virginity
>>582063614Yes.
>>5820635413,744.468m is fucking BRUTAL
>>5820636140or maybe 1. But if you can't tank 1 stam debuff you're bad torenasan
odds of mayano using her ult for the first time ever in finals?
>>582063541Look at that ASS!
>>582063773bros actually watching horses instead of jerking off the the anime horse girls? i kneel to your autism
>>582062459Just auto them if you can get Long aptitude, Even better if you can raise them all. Take a very small time from the title screen to queue a career. Too bad you can't just skip picking the skills not like it will have useful skills anyway.
>>582063840be realistic
>>582063728Hope you have fun playing the game bro
>>582063728Nah you get all the outifts from the start, there is no fomo for concert outfits. You missed out a bunch of welfare cards and free rolls, but there will always be more in the future. Enjoy your coffee
>>582063773it's even more insane when you remember bong firm is jap soft
>>582063227you can't counter the stamina debuff either, the extra stamina or extra recovery has to come from something it isn't free
Granny in the lobby soon…
>>582063840why doesn't your maya ult? any track that has final corner during the accel phase she can rip it relatively easy enough
>>582063894>>582063946We're in a pub rn and it's above our table so might as well enjoy uma
what would this scene in uma land be like?
>>582063614Of 80 races I at max had 10 where there were no debuffers and at least 40 where there were 4
waow
odds I throw a tenner at grannyevens I don'tzero I spark
>>582064324
is this 1* guts worth a tachyon event? How does it even work?
>>582063918thanks! i got it just before i went to wagecage so haven't had a chance to just yet but excited to when i get home! >>582063940>no fomo for concert outfits oh, that's great! i have these ones but most don't show in the archive under Cafe so I'm not sure if these are all I "should" have or how do I get more if there are more? >Enjoy your coffeethank you, I will, she's super cute
>>582064424The gold border outfits were given out during previous annis/half annis so you shouldnt be missing anything, outfit wise. If you need gameplay advice when you're home later, dont be afraid to ask.
bit early for low effort slop innit cunt?
>>582064610curren is no that big
@4channeljewpt kill 7 billion debuffers
>>582064696Finemo is a round uma too?
>>582064696Post high effort gem instead then
>>582064808die /v/
>>582064065prob because i run her as l*te
someone please talk me out of mutating Teio for Arima Kinen
HOEH
Finemo with pigtails and microbikini
>>582060936Instead of shitposting in multiple threads you should post a room, jonger
>>582064610>I love milk>she loves "milk"Perfect match
I have 2580 carats....
>>582064937>mutatingShe has B long aptitude
>>582064852late can still proc it fine, you just gotta run a non-debuff heavy cm so there's actually someone to block you on the side
>>582064696silence, nonny
>>582064937Whats there to mutate? She got B in long and A in turf. Are you planning some dumb endcloser Teio?
>>582063541ass
>>582065120she has E end
>>582064550ah nice yeah when i logged in i had the snow outfits in my mail so got them from there but just didn't even know there were concert exclusive outfits so had no idea!and I'll for sure ask questions later, I have quite a few..!
>>582065184Great now I want to lick bobo cheeks
>>582065129silence, knave
GYAAAA GIVE ME MY 2ND PLACE ALREADYI HATE MATCHING
>>582065184Daily reminded that Rice is a thief and should go fuck herself. Bourbon is the most beautiful and strongest horse ever
Tell me about UmaDash
>>582064937mutating is bad!!!!!CM6 test room, her ult got buffed and it would go off easily nowadayshttps://files.catbox.moe/ngruna.mp4
>>582065098I do not play muh jong
@umagrok delete this stupid card from the game
>>582065491It doesn't matter
>>582065491No. Silence dramalarper!
>>582065491mambwo..
>>582065590>>582065608>>582065624Qrd?
Everyone has a favorite on their team to win, whose yours /uma/? I already have an Oguri Victoria, so I want a Tama one
>
>>582065819No qrd, only baseless drama falseflagging
>>582065725
>>58206556525 stam for 10 energy is a bit than a creek rainbow during summer lol why do you complain
>>582065819i think you should reply to yourself on cooldown
>>582065823Opera. 0 victorias since I usually get 2nd place
>>582065608hi danchou
>>582065919>>582065998Ok but is it a club from here?
>>582064696the irish don't talk like that
Round 2 is overPost WRs
>had a dream about rice shower sexwtf how do i summen a tulpa /uma/
kill everyone
>>582066153G'day fellow toreina!
>>582066160No it's a Korean club from Bilibili. They got kicked out for being fake chinks and raid the thread whenever you post an uma making the forbidden handsign.
>>582065928Because I already have enough stamina and that -10 energy could have fucked me (it didn't, but it could have!)
>>582064610two devils
>>582066110Gotta love how soft and pretty some artist draw her
I suddenly can't stop thinking about Teio.
>>582066287>swapping that hard just to have 70% wr best
>>582066450That explains SO MUCH, thank you, fucking niggers
>all the heckin' city gals use dom dom donkies! so it is all righty! oh boy jinkies i can feel my SOVL meter going righty-roo uppers already! yepper depper doooooooooo!!!
>>582066489I am into japanese women
>>582066427
>>582066427how big is your bakushin folder, really?
>>582066820into japanese women or japanese idols? cause they're basically different races
>>582066784Not everyone is pay/metapig anon, I run a pacer and ends are some shit man
>>582066059>six toesdisgusting
>>582066996That's a sec-re-t~
YEEPPPEERR DEPPPEERR DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it is a new butt scratch
DEBUNKING reditcel LIES with SCIENCE1. Goldship is NOT afraid of gentildonna. Gold CHUD in fact didnt give a fuck about gentilsissy trying to oush him around during the race(source: Takarazuka Kinen 2013)2. DO lewd the uma(source: danbooru, pixiv)3. Bakushin does NOT reject you and wants MORE than just student-trainee relationships(source: Valentine’s day, Holiday season events)4. Haru Urara and Rice Shower are NOT daughters, they are semen demons and must be impregnated immediately(source: my cock)Send more redditcel LIES so I can DEBUNK them with SCIENCE
>new scenario>theme is this time ... trainer training!>you have to face ultra instinct Aoi in the finals
>>582065491One of the most prominent Curren shitposters in the thread is from that club
>>582067537
>>582067589Does he torment /uma/ a lot?
>>582067547You can't just post Teio's nipples like that
>new scenario>theme is this time ... trainer raping!
>>582067589He's a mambro at heart
>>582067589Please do not use my beloved girlfriend for that kind of post.
>>582067589We call that funposting
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/40VCaShttps://jiggie.fun/40VCaS
Get a life and pretending you're being doxxed. I've been shitposting year straight and nobody knows my club
drama?
>>582067589This dia feels way more dangerous than usual
five days and no one will remember you even existed
>>582067923No~o
>5 TT races>3 daily races>1 legend race>1 daily shop openthis game is retarded sometimes
>>582067913mambwo we know...
isn't it a week too early for the usual forced drama? my notes aren't ready yet
>>582067537nobody fuarking cares about what whiny tachyon has to say.
>>582067923What do you want?
>relaxed too hard on bed forgot about resetaaaah.... who needs shoes anyway...
>>582068052If Bakushin came on to me with her serious expression I'd probably fold like a paper crane
>>582067892Actually wash it next time.
>>582067232USOnow tell
>>582068140That is appropriate response
Jonging?
>>582067892Peel back the skin and wash it
you would deadass fall for a woman like this?
>nothing on cheeky tenners on creek banner for 3LBwelp, selector it is
BAKUSHIN HOURS????
>>582068292yeah
>>582060038https://litter.catbox.moe/lwjqsp.png
>>582068254100% chance of filling your room right now
>>582068292Maybe...
>remove oguri cap from TT bc bond already hits lv 11>keep oguri and stay in TT tier 61-5 remove, 6-9 keep 0 make a new oguri
>>582068249If she raped me I wouldn't tell my wife
>>582067589that doesn't narrow it down, much
>>582068292She has boobsShe's tallWife material Unlike Taishin
>>582068254Post room!
How come we never get Maruzensky hours
>>582067547I adore that Kazuma is the casual stand in for the yakuza
>>582068417>she's tall159cm is just a normal ass woman
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=26852>>582068438
>>582068292I would fall for anything cute (female) who treats me with minimum decency, and even that might be optional
Did you know? Cheval Grand means "big horse"
>>582067770that's right
>>582068292>>582068351So that's how you make Tachyon good...Changing every part of her personality that makes her character unique...
>>582068292I generally dont like tachyon but there were some chibby arts of her where she had lighter hair and look so silly and cute and very small, I generally liked her there. Cant find them now sadly
>>582068312Just do another one
Day 1 anon, have you lv up every card do you own? I am missing money for 9 lb0* cards. my TT bonus is 20.2%
>>582068536Average height in Japan, for men AND women, is 139 cm. 159 cm on a woman is HUGE.
>>582068136>>582068219STOP MAKING ME HORNY FOR BAKUDUMB>>582068585BIG HORSE THAT ISNT ON MY FACE OR LAP RIGHT NOW
>>582068413(You) should tell (You)r wife. And (You) should tell Bakushin (You) have wife. We are civil living being here with standards and moral values!
>>582068292>reddit tachyon
>>582068639begone whispering whore
>>582068438>danchou jongsI have a bad feeling about what club he's leaving us for in October..........
>>582068585Did you know I hate Cheval Grand because she hates Kitasan
>>582068643I'm a day 1 anon and have leveled all cards I have, 23.76% bonus for TT but I have cleated a few
>>582068643Yes but then I pulled creek cb rerun and now I have some more. At 23.59% now
>>5820685413/4 give her a few
>>582068668>Average height in Japan, for men AND women, is 139 cm
>>582068716>bakushin 34.pngwhat's Bakushin69.png?
>>582068763STOP MAKING ME HORNY FOR ZOOMER
jiggie my jong hahaha umamusume
>>582068716But she made this face when I told her I had a wife...
>>582068716(He) should tell (his) wife that he will be needing a divorce from that dirty ningen and that (he) will now be marrying Bakushinso that she can rape (him) every day.
>>582068536Every woman, including my mother, is at least 175cm. 159cm is literal granny territory and grounds for malnutrition as a child. You literally won't get served alcohol without an ID with those specs and even then you might be suspected for fake papers
Dear Umamusume,I hate you. I think you've been less than sympathetic towards me. You shouldn't be surprised if I don't like you for it. I find you morally insufficient. And rather than love being a redeeming quality you're in my experience cold , selfish calculating and a slut for decadence and don't love. I feel completely alienated by you. You are selfish and immoral. You're the evil in the world. You're an enemy. You're a liar. You are a hypocrite in every fucking possible way. There isn't a shred of good in you. And you don't believe a word that comes out of your mouth. Enjoy your easy fucking life that you still whine about anyway in. You're not worthy of anyone's love or infatuation. You were and are always a lying scumbag who thinks it doesn't count when you do it.
Why isn't shogi popular here? The umas play it in wit training.
>>582068668Tall uma…
>>582068934
>>582069031yes, what client do you play?
>>582068871The silly squad...
>>582069031shogi is like chess for autistic people
>>582068668>Average height in Japan, for men AND women, is 139 cm.Easily the dumbest, yet also most chuckle worthy post I've seen in a while. I hope this is a simple typo or something.Makes me wonder what this guy thinks the avrg european/mutt height is.
>>582069120Machitan is not silly...
>>582068934this is now a zoomer thread
>>582069031The shogi pieces aren't cute girls
>>582069152Sorry, yes, I meant 138.
>>582068992
>>582069031Shogi is the game for strategy autistsJong is for gambling autists
>>582068934ok
>>582069183based
>>582069071>>582069183STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP>>582069276>what is that mean
>>582069209not with THAT attitude
>>582069338>>582069183sex seven
kimi no aiba ga
I love Taiki so much, bros.
Considering stallions are polygamous, can trainers be polygamous in the umamusume world?
>>582069071>>582069183Zoomer tits bouncing around… unf..
>>582068976Maybe if you're swedish or african then sure. Most women I see that aren't over 40 are in the 160s
>>582069447what do you think your team trials team is for
>>582069447Horses don't get married
35612(4-Player South)
>>582069434You just like her for her tits, and her doggy nature... and so do I
>>582069405
>>582069603>a second room
Today, I will tanyao
>>5820696781/4
>>582069628Nah, her tits are a bonus. Her voice and how she says "Howdy" makes me genuinely smile, I completely hate myself when she loses a career race.
>>582069515>main TT team girls are the top breeders>umas below compete to get a higher score to become top breedersI like this
fuck this game>logs in
>>582069391What would a conversation between Creek and Ramonu look like?
post something cute
Anyway, get Zero.
>>582059628UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>582070050>>582070070
>>582070050something cute
>>582070050
5 years of game service and no one commissioned xoguri ryona art?
>>5820696032/4
Even though the temptation was there, I didn't kneel to xOguri. Yesterday was amazing.
>>582070315Oguri is loved by all
>on 2 wins>just need that last win>this what I'm against my last raceI lost that match
>>582066820Wife
>>582069839I cant hear her voice even for a second, I put the game on mute when I play her but she is so good in everything else she would probably be my favourite uma if it wasn’t for the voice
>>582066820You posted a cracker.
>>582068992Ramonutore…It will be okay…
>>582070172sex and marriage with cbsex with ace
>>582070274SexMarry and sexKill my sexual urges with her
>your favourite uma>hair length changed(short to long, long to short)Does she look better or worse?
Normal trainer-trainee activities
Double front + greedy pace chaser orSingle front + TWO greedy pace chasersFor cm20
>>582070695bottom
clanker uma are just too OP for teamtrialsI was an idiot trying to make them on my own like CM aces
>>582070656greatest haircut of all time
>>582070656Ryan Worse
>>582070656She looks the same, because she's perfect no matter what
>>582070656
>>5820706951 front + 1 onige + cheeky pace
>>582070656it can work
>>582070956Delete this
>>582070956second alt when
>>582070956who the fuck even is that? man i hate jp posters spamming the thread with literal whoma's
>>582070656She looks great no matter what.
>>582056992Laisu!
>>582070656Apparently the same, there's not a lot of alt-hair art of her sadly
>>582070956Who?
>>582070956Woah! Scary!
>ah shit i didn't proc maestro its ove->still win by 4L anywayYEPPY DOM DOM
I guess we are pulling
>>582070956She looks familiar
I love my genius wife!
>>582071789witGAWD has sporken finally nourishment for us sloptubergoobers
>>582071671
>>582071382chuckled
>>582071789>inb4 another entry to the pasta
gg jong friends!!
>>582068541I'm so bad at this, thanks for the game.
>>582070656She still looks perfect
yepchachos if i see 2 neichas in my finals im gonna piss and cry in fact i welcome doms
that was my first non-ai jong. this is how i feel right nowi have a lot of practice to do
Tama!
>>582072501never post that shit again
>>582070956
>>582072501E GIRL SLUT
>>582070656i prefer long hair but she's still cute
>>582072470it's 10% skill 90% luck, check MAKA
God i wish I were groomed by an uma
>she would be perfect if she just had medium S
sex, cuddling and general affection with dirters. send post
>>582072439>>582072470thanks for the game, hope to participate again some other time
>>582070656I would actually pay for an alt with long hair.
>can't use angling for the next sprint CM
>>582072806>check makalmao>>582072669>actual newcutie jongerhope you enjoyed playing against people, it's a fun game!
>>582072831What is stopping perverse umas from attacking young boys, in body and mind?
>>582072916I'll be open to hosting more this week since there's dailies, but this time is so bad for me
>>582073001King Gaylo would say this
>>582070656She gets hotter to me.
>>582068961It's a face that says "cherish (You)r wife and respect her">>582068915Who's to say~>>582068974That's not kinda nice anon...>>582068541Good Game toreinas!
>>582072906I'm still pissed. Plus she got 3* blues so I have to keep her around to remind me of the pain
Uma Musume Lap Pillow tier list when?
>>582072501
>>582073121>>582072806maka-users hate me for I reject theoretical jong. Play by Feel full RIIIIIIIIIICHI ahead!
>looping to get nimble nav>2* stam 2* long this morning>FINALLY! I have it on both GPs and got NSM so it->nope
hanukkahraku data autism to make myself feel smart (this doesn't really tell shit desu)
>>582073121>it's a fun game!it really is. i'll come back bigger and stronger for next time
>daily pull Is she good? She is not right..
>>582073779I'm a weak player tho...
>>582072717STOP
>>582073885base shichi is better but she’s not bad
sleepy day
>>582073885stupid-looking lipstick, so not very good
My dead clubs shoe requests have tripled since I started adding a Who’s a Good Trainer sticker to my daily shoe donoCreeku tsuyoi…
>>582073967
Drunken sweaty bed squeaking sex with Light Hello
>>582074376This but with EL
>>582074261ReisFuchs...
>>582074408is that hatsune miku on the back
>>582074408bobo…?
>>582074098>>582074241>Lie in wait Hmmmm maybe i can make her for long CM
>>582070656I'm too used to the short hair I don't think it works
>>582074408WHO PAINTED MY FRIGGEN ROBUTT GREEN!?
>>582074491>>582074502
wahhh I wanna make front parents alreadyy, just waiting for a good GP...doesn't have to be perfect just gw, long and 2* pwr or stam
>>582074712wait I'm stupid this can workmissing wit and gw but I can just have that on the other gp and hope the parent inherits it too3* so ensures inherit toohmm.............
>>582074376
You wouldn't marry an uma, right?
>>582074098Did the update make base shichis unique not useless anymore
>>582075005I would marry Air Groove in a heart beat. I can be her imbecile
>>582075087no that was a wording change, the actual ult buff comes in the same update as evo skills
why do the nipponese not like these two
buenas dias, Air Groove!
>>582075221I love El
>>582074582>I don't think long hair works, on this absolute goddess
>>582074652Im thinking bobo bobo ooo eee oh
>>582075221They're both caricatures of opposite ends of the weeb-baka gaijin spectrum
>>582075334holy fuck
>>582075334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRSIVEG1UbY
i know its late to ask this. but when you build parent umas, do you build them with best white sparks or affinity for your main uma or mix of both
>>582075186the balance patch we got in july was the same one that came with evo skills in jp but we got it 5 months earlier, iirc shichi's ult wasn't fixed until 3rd anni in jp so we'll have to wait until next balance patch
>>582072501Curren is so made for BWC it's crazy
>>582075797Its never too late to ask and its both. Shit sparks on high affinity are just as useless as all the sparks on single circle affinity. You must strike a balance
>Vodka in Ireland >Daiwa Scarlet introduction video
>>582075797you don't gotta worry about base affinity too much nowadays as long as it's not someone like urarayou say white spark focus but I'm more focused on blues, pink, and then whites in that order. you don't need a TON of whites just those you need that are exclusive to inspirations for instance
>>582075221They know if they release the second EL alt the game explodes.
>>582075680>that thumbnaillow quality and probably an unfair shot, but she reminds me of that one singer that shows up half naked in his music videos in leather shit
>>582075797Best white sparks. After the affinity update the bonus affinity you get from G1 races in (proper) parent runs just steamrolls the base affinity between umas, even the 0 base affinity from inbreeding
>>582073678its kinda useful for seeing just how unreliable your accels are like hitting pump 8 times out of 60and numbers are fun to look at
>>582075895shit i think you're right, 3rd anni on jp was during l'arc right? I remember we got a bugfix from the l'arc patch to fix that api cheat and people were speculating the Gold City buff from that time would come early
>5 duds on borrowAnother day of flatline.
>>582072501Curren is so made for BBC it’s crazy
Aw yeah, time for the shittiest run ever
cm20 stam check (for spe mainly)267843962678439626784396data will be posted
not looking too hot bros
>>582075797innate skills for green/white sparks are definitely more important than base affinitythough you should generally try to match crown with crown and tiara with tiara if possible
>>582076154the GOAT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBmU5v2EyxM
Man I really feel like this game intentionally fucks you over sometimes. I FINALLY got medium S on an opera but>Natie wit>Kitasan >Tamama stamAll failed to finish their chains. She literally doesn't have a single gold skill except for Come What May and I Wanna Win With You. I don't even know what to think.
>>582076416bro is still building for this cm :skull:
>>582076547yeah whoever decided to arbitrarily make chains not finish is a fuckin hoser, bud
>>582076457i havent hit long S yet but i have some cope uma's i can toss in
>>582076473Show deck
>>5820763293rd anni was when l'arc ended and UAF began, global's balance patches so far have arrived half an anni earlier so you can assume we'll get it around the start of l'arc at 2.5 anni instead
I am listening to this song a lot latelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwzbyaINfOw
>>582076540What is this duct tape trend
>>582076771
>>582076864it's meme from 30 years ago
>>582076473>17.5% wr on the free win umahow retarded can you be
>>582072906This but Daring Strike. I'm basically running around with 2 sr for no reason.I'm so tired of CB's shit.
>>582077018
Goth alts when?Leotard alts when?Maid alts when?Office girl alts when?Thanksgiving alts when?Burka alts when?Serial killer alts when?Arabian nights alts when?Chinese dresses alt when?Prom alts when?
>>582077023it is what it is
>>582077037What's the matter endfriend, I thought your card wasn't supposed to be agemasen?
>>582072906you reminded me of this scene that has been living rent free in the back of my mind since I was a kidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx-c7LZ-LNs
>>582076008>>582076156what about the grandpas, example if my best afinity is spe-chan I should make a grandpa spe or just a generic skill like rudolf, oguri, etc...? asuming I have the time for do it and hit the minimun pink/blue spark i want
>>582077018Loan flower, determined descent is OPDo 3 spe cards, pace oguri has gourmand so signature skill + white is one gold. 700-750 stam and gold, white and 777 is enough
>>582075221Grass is well liked, only El is the unpopular one
>>582077304just the way the carrot crunches
Hello friends!! Got my cable today! Gonna have some breakfast and then test it out. I’m getting 500-600 without it. Oddly enough my phone is only getting 60 mbs.
i've jerked off three times this morning, and my boner still pops up whenever i think of umas and their lewd bodieshow the fuck do i fix this? and no, i don't want to jerk off again unless i want to feel my dick burn
>>582077610stop thinking about umas
>>582077669gomenasai
Rubytore cancelled his contract and I have not seen him happier in months
>>582077018Don't forget angling and groundwork either. Good luck you still have time for a winning hog
>>582077591Hello babydachi!!!!!!! Wifi just sucks dude!!!!
>>582077391To put it simply, you just want to win all the same races between your gps and parent. Try to get a gp with a unique you want with your prefered style
>>582077669Who is this cute japanese lady?
>>582077680I can't. They're my only source of dopamine, especially since I don't let myself leer at real women
>>582077405Is it only keibafags that like Eru?
>>582077790Also shake it out as a backup
/ourgirl/
>>582077669This is a cracker.
>>582077790>>582077394Appreciate the tips but I'm kinda checked out. Maybe next cm
>>582075221Anime fault, specially with EL fantasy scenario
>>582077969YOU CAN'T POST THAT
>>582070695If you use fronts then 0 pace chasers
>>582078105
no horny
>>582078105sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>582077969sluuuuuuuuurp slurrrrp s-s-s--s-s-s-s slchlop schlop slop slop
>>582078105I won't fap todayI won't fap todayI won't fap t...
>>582078105Sex with this dumb boima
>>582078070yes i can
>boyfaggotfuckers
>>582075797I don't care about uma-uma compatibility anymore. Affinity will fix it. Getting the inherit skill is more important.
>>582078105DO NOT
>>582078105cute boy
>>582078252
>>582078331Now you've fucking done it, natie poster!
>>582077956the opposite, keibafags love el condor pasa and still call him the greatest japanese horse of the last century, her uma version is just ugly I guess
>>582077591If your phone is old (unlikely) or far away from the modem (likely) it may only be able to connect to the 2.4g network which is capped to around that mbps. The 5g network has a much higher cap but smaller working area, centered on the modem or repeater(s).
>>582078679It’s an iPhone 16 and my house isn’t that big. I had to put the router in my room because of the fiber set up!
>>582077591Hi babydachi!
BOYMASBOYMASBOYMAS
orenji
>>582079063boymas sounds like a boy xmas
>>582078252She’s so fucking hot
>>582079354HER GREED SICKENS ME
>>582079063
>>582078858>>582077808
>>582079354There is no way raound massaging her tits firmly.
>>582079396I wanna umaypoi this chud uma
>>582079354fat old bag
imagine being sandwiched between Mayano and Teio
>>582079684Mating press Norn after an Oguri winning live
fuck you you fat fucker the run was going well toofuck you
>>582079714teio is cuter than you tho? hard not to look at her
>>582079760You wouldn't be the first
>>582079354wife dober best dober
Uma boobs? Where?
>>582079714
>>582079781I mean, was it really? Anything I could do would have happened anyway
>>582079872We are not talking about your mother here, anon
sex?
I'm doing cm20 rooms and what seems to win the most games by far is NSM instaprocshow do I get NSM to instaproc more consistently
>>582080147>futa yuri artistfuck it his stuff looks fantastic and this is gentle wife so ill allow it!
>>582080235end closer tech
I need to loop GW + NimbleNav. Can we fast forward the half TP ura.
>>582080124>weYou are alone, even if you think you aren't
>>582080317those words mean very little without context
>>582080442Nah I am never alone here on /uma/ global
>>582080525end closers will be in the perfect position to instaproc NSM during the next champions meeting held at the nakayama racecourse
>>582080561Is that what you think?
>>582080282like 90% of his stuff is straight but sure I guess
>want to bring goldship + taishin for CM20>need to think of a 3rdFront debuffer maybe to fuck up lobbies?
>>582080235wtf is "instaproc"
>>582080787Shichi sex love breed wife
>>582080830what do you thinkinstant proc nsminstantly procsinstaproc
>>582080813Are you saying he doesn't make Yuri/Futa stuff? How can you even deny this bwo?Also you're being real defensive even tho I said "fuck it it doesnt matter this is hot"
>>582080787
>>582080774Yes!
stop playing with food, laisu
My wife is very big smart smart
>>582080969
>>582080942yeah
>>582080561Bro... stop samefagging using fifty devices. It's not healthy. Just let the thread die and move on.
>>582081018https://exhentai.org/g/4197311/430c4529a1/
Are you bringing debuffers to your finals?
>>582080814Front is popular so pace promotion denial isn't a big concern, just throw in nature or something
>>582081218i just need to make sure that taishin gold procs
>>582077591Hello babydachy, cool, i'm glad you got internet
>>582081212my cracker is a hybrid
>>582081141
>>582081193We are all online friends here!
explain why ramonu wit is a must pull?
>>582076457starting sorry something came up>>582076761yuh that's fine
>>582080814Might as well bring an actual front ace
>>582079714uuu, i want both
>>582081386Mejiro Ramonu has huge tits
>>582081368>>582081141sssssssex
>>582081212No, but I know I'm going to lose because of it.
Surely my oshi Kawakami Princess isn't a total deadweight in my team next CM because she has NSM built in...
HOLY LOOPAhad one exactly like this but without racing stamso this is 5/5. awesome
These medium CMs are fucking slop because the two only consistent accels are angling and festive miracle if you are a hog
i want to fuck the gold midgets
Kill stallions
>>582081386she is sex
>>582081592moving past and beyondlove you doberbe it pace or be it end, you make my hogger shine
>>582081592your straight descent?
gold city dick in my ass
>>582081675everyone loves stallions, actually. even (you). maybe you just don't know it yet.
This bread... Is stale.
>>582081763Many such cases
>>582081675floor pizza
>>582081386strongest wit card once it releases with plenty of good hints for all styles on mile/medium (which are the vast majority of pvp events)however it gets powercrept by style specialists very quickly so it's not THAT much of a must-pull
Say youblove tanhauser or else!
>>582081947I love Machitan Mambo, even without the threat of violence
Do Tachyon's spark upgrade event items work on grandparent's?
>>582081826>Fuji's cumsockKill yourself, cuck
>>582081937No one is using only one style that's a gaslight
>>582081947I blove tanhoosier
>accidentally get into A group with my off-meta oshi ace
>>582081937she lasts 1.5 scenarios for pace/late and even longer for ends, she's only really short-lived for fronts
>>582076457I think inari would've had it but she whiffed maestro </3but ok definitely understammed spe even without long sthankhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=j0LKpiZ2kPQiJJIaEyNhmaWh
>>582081937powercrept by specialist cards, but you'll still want the generalist ramonu to keep your borrow slot open
>>582081947her name is brown fuku.
holy fucking shit danchou
>>582081549you can cook a very strong kawakami with NSM + claw forward + rising dragon with commander spe inherit, your only issue would be securing a gold recovery from somewhere
>>582081937>>582082068and that's only for CM acesfor TT and parents you can use her for a really long time
The front gaslit is strong...
>>582078831Well if the phone is right next to the modem and still gets such low speeds then just try connecting disconnecting on the phone or other wireless devices or resetting the modem, if it works it works.I doubt the setup guy disabled dual band functionality but if that were the case then at least you can fix it yourself
>>582081828Just made myself some buns, can't wait to consume them.
>>582082182Sounds promising. I have a 1LB Rob Roy SSR that's been itching to be used so this might be the time. So I still get dober/pump?
>>582082329YWNBAW
>>582082167how do i check this? it's from a clanker run right?
>>582082329yumm
>>582082068endbros go back to using their sole wit slot on CB once 2 wit decks stopped being used after GM thoughbeit
>>582082462clank resultsbelow the races results list
>100 less speedSHAN'T BE PLAYING
Visit Tomakoboing!
>>582082391wat
>>582082027don't even joke lad
>>582082527in a lot of cases you still use ramonuayabe power becomes viable again, and CB herself obviously uses ramonu
>>582082702Only if I get to have sex with this horse.
>>582082167This will be doubled in 4 hours...
>>582081190sauce me up familia
>>582081318Thanks! It’s showing 900 mbs now! That’s an improvement!
>>582080147
>>582082329i would eat your buns
>>582082339yup 1LB rob roy is a good way to get the gold recovery, the alternative is welfare jordan but she's an agemasen cardclaw forward + NSM should be enough accel, not sure about the effectiveness of pump and mpb but A&S does work on fronts so they should be decent extra accel options
>>582083132Cute janni
>>582082834No.https://hentaiera.com/gallery/1735365/>>582083036lmao??
>3 speed users
>>582083202Very true!
Pokke is ugly her movie is boring if you are older than 12
>>582082719>lesbian
*Super Creek pampers you*
>>582082620>Not playing the stam heaven scenario BWOOOOOOOO?
>>582083342Would bend over and fug her umanko
yukino BITCHIN
give it to me straight brosis GM gonna be more fun than GL
>>582083424>movie is boring if you are older than 12sure>pokke is uglydon't say that.
>>582083529>no eggs
>>582083821It will be different and the pal card is sexier.
>>582083821nyo
>>582083869>pal card is sexieryour oguri image...
>>582083821if you aren't a hypercompetitive autist, then yes, if you are, then you're gonna absolutely hate it
It's okay to hate King Halo
YEEPPPPPPER DEEEPPEEEEEER DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gimme a min i'm baking
>>582084161No Gold City
>>582084161bake harder
>>582084161hide that ass if you're making another laisu or bourbon thread.
>>582083501dicking both would also feel good
>>582082620Your 9* sneed parents?
>>582084356No, stallions are ugly
>>582084161Must be tastier.
>>582084161bring me that juicy ass if youre making another laisu or bourbon thread.
>>582083529*all worries melt away**reduced myself into baby pulp*
>>582084418would turn them into mares
>>582084418Even Ardan, Flash and Creek?
smarusmacspe
>>582084513Faggot >>582084539All stallions are ugly
>>582084161time dilation bwo it has been 5 minutes
>>582084242>>582084284>>582084320>>582084426>>582084428the RETARDED FUCKING NIGGER ASS captcha keeps failing even after i triple check that i did it rightsomeone else bake
everyone trolled hard
>>582084659I'm not baking
I will make a bread in 3 min if there is none
*pees in the bread oven*
supiki
>>582084996cryer
>>582084654enjoy umapyoi
>>582085103
you guys are useless again>>582085117
>>582084083No it’s not
>>582085123>>582085132nice going retards
>>582085143I told you I bake after 3 mins
>>582085084>>582085123That's why I don't bake
>>582085123>>582085132>>582085197retardbros????????
>>582085123>>582085132>>582085197Can we get one more for the road?
the three goddesses, everyone!
>>582085084>implying umas don't fuck only ugly bastards
