Teamwork Edition>Previous>>581998189>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHo [Embed]Sep 02 Eagle Gas Strike https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2095165058426745280Sep 22 Ironclad Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5E3xGIAxw [Embed]Sep 22 TD-110 Maelstrom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaaTuqKVwsI [Embed]>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Sep 22 1.007.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668376859863416942
laser smg has me dreaming about it at workthat thing fucks
Get off martfart err marfark. Fart mart?
>2026>quitting a game because it has an enemy you don't likeshould just uninstall at that point
we need a campaign that allows us to upgrade existing weapons both temporarely and permenantely
>>582074063said no one ever
How long will it take for the New Armors to get a Abdo mod
Why do helmets not get any effects?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242546179453/76561198126520852Lobby!
>Solofag died and leaveI noticed that they started dying much more often.
>>582075868Too hard and confusing
>>582075868There were supposed to be UI changes and stuff between helmets, but the Swedes couldn't finish it in time so they dropped it. Now they don't actually work on the game anymore.
>downloaded the exo stratagem launcher mod off nexus last night>it’s gone nowMy god nexus jannies are such FAGGOTS
>>582076145Eh, the more they push people to use different alternatives the better. I see more people going to places like Ayakamods.
SWEET LIBBIDY! M'LEEEYYGGGG >>;333
>>582076145Why are nexustrannies taking down these mods?
>>582076002FVLL.
>>582076775they want to do it for free for arrowhead thanks to their slave mentality
>>582074063Pulse beam laser rifle will also be similarly good when it happens (Trident will just have to do for now). There will come a time when everyone is using some flavor of pew pew bolts or pew pew beams, just like the old Sickle and ammo austerity days. It will be more fun when everyone is using energy weapons exclusively.
Always late for lobbies
cant decide bugs or botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242548432228/76561197962839239
are bingus mods broken or am I just not using the launcher right
What happens with Arrowhead runs out of gun ideas
Who thought this retarded erectile dysfunction "laser" gun was good to ship? I don't eve care if it's good or not in terms of gameplay(I haven't used it), it looks retarded.I fucking hate these bullet lasers so much.
>>582075170didnt he quit cuz he got mad at AH not making him some special youtube guy?
>>582076145Because nexus doesn't allow multiplayer cheats.
>>582078314They've already run out, this is the resultAn endless stream of sidegrade guns with zero use case
>>5820781542/4
>>582078484Yep
>>582078314they conveniently decide that the game is too bloated and "sunset" a bunch of thingsto make space for "new" things
>>5820781543/4
>>582076691>I see more people going to places like Ayakamods.
I really don't know how are you guys still playing this game, some even on a daily basis. No new missions, 2 new enemies to fight per half a year/year, no new weapons or stratagems that are not reskins of the old ones, no """progression""" - no new ship modules, no weapon/vehicle/armor customization whatsoever (buying shitty ergo reducing grips does not count), the best you can get is another 10$ warbond with 30% actual content (be it sidegrades of existing guns or gimmicks like a dogshit AR but it has an under barrel grenade launcher) and 70% cosmetic bullshit nobody cares about. It's not difficult either - if you have a functioning arms and a brain you will full clear D10 with 1- 2 deaths max (mostly because of bullshit bugs like broken ghost collisions or teleporting enemies phasing through geometry).I'm not saying that it's impossible to still have fun, especially if you join lobbies here and you spice things up by playing with meme loadouts or strats you've never used, it does help for a mission or two and that's it. But this game truly was designed to false advertise, lure new people in it and keep them somewhat entertained up to level 30, then they drop out until there is another 10$ paywall that will be hyped as the second coming of Christ.Yes this is a blogpost cry about it
>>582078154full
>>582079117they increased the max level
>>582079117I don't need a reason to play counterstrike or L4D2 everyday
>>582079117It's part of my coop game rotation list.
>>582079035kek i remember that, the one single instance of nexusmods being based. what the fuck is wrong with ayakamods?
How come despite the fact that the bug front has 50% of the playerbase most of the time, it is STILL collapsing?
Why do botfags always watch what bugchads are doing? Don’t you have anything better to do?
>>582080721it's almost like their faction is too boring!
>>5820760023/4.
>>582081039FVLL.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242552806391d10 MOslave bots
>>5820820482/4
>>5820820483/4
>>5820820483/4come redeem your frozen megafactory op for the day
Thread seems grim so far
>>582080721Why do people watch circus acts?
>best thread we've had in a while>garbage plebbitroon thinks it's grim
>>582082048dropping with 3/4get in before a pubbie does
>>582060343Start reading. Even mac minis can run epub readers. Failing that, put the books on your phone, and read on your phone. Or get an ereader, and load it with hundreds or books you didn't pay for. There are metric tons of books and stories have been with us since before we figured out how to speak for a reason, surely you can find something, even if it's rereading that one novel you already read 10 times. You can also get audiobooks if you like them.If you don't want fiction altogether, then read nonfictions on whatever interests you, or not even interests you. You can even read a book on Work, like Working or Daily Rituals, to read about how people put up with working through the ages. Basically any book is better than 5 hours of shitposting at a time. Probably even twilight. You don't have to do NOTHING but reading to start with, obviously, too. But just 30 minutes of reading every two days gets you pretty far. t. Read at the gym every two days
>This is the best thread we've had in a whileFucking bleak
>>582083508You clearly missed out on the surprise brony reveal thread months ago
>>582060343better than a remote job where to get paid for 8 hours you have to do 12 hours of work and then report it as 8 hours because they won't accept timesheets with reasonably estimated ticket timesIf I ever had a job with a real office and coworkers instead of ms teams, infinite jeets, and aforementioned bs I wouldn't have burnt out and become a neet
>Oasis biome is backNeat, really annoying that it's been months since we've seen itNot sure the void one counts
>snow forest biome in the game since cgw startedi hope somalians rape them all
So, what glaze do you fags have for the shitstorm tank? Literally cannot find a single redeeming quality about it.>Utter trash lmg reskin main>Worse AT >Lower HPWho the fuck approved this dog shit?
>>582072974Thank you VERY MUCH for hosting on my day off anonvery fun times, thankful you all dealt with my tism and i got a chance to try bugs out with the new gunOnce our bellies are full of burger i shall host again later, loving the new update
>>582082048dropping with 2/4 nowdoing a sabotage now and a blitz laterjoin before the lobby dies
This is the worst exo in the game, are these idiots going to do anything about it?
>>5820760023/4, fresh bug op.
>>582086664It's for fun and requires teamwork. So it automatically filters out a lot of virgins autismos.
>>582087307It's fine. Stop being a shitter or meta gamer.
>>582088278>>582088103critically brown
>Get it to Lv9 with the focus lens attachment and it's as accurate as the Reprimand>Capacity heatsink lets you shoot for a retarded amount of time thanks to the slow fire-rate>Zero drag on projectiles so no damage fall-off, the great cuckener of SMGs does not apply to this gun>Medium pen>One-handed>Hypothetical unlimited ammoS-tier. This is THE best shield gun and actually justifies taking them.
>>582088328Be quiet, shitskin.
>>582088371>slow moving "laser" projectile>no drag aka zero loss of momentumHow does it work? Which retard thought it was a good idea and how did he not get laughed out of the building?
>>582088278Vehicles in the same category should either be similarly useful or very good in situations they're specialized for.It is the worst mech that isn't specialized. It's worse at being generally useful than the lumberer.
>>582088716Drag is damage fall-off, not actual projectile speed. Arrowhead ramped it up hard ages ago and it's what made SMGs universally worse than ARs, because there was no positive trade-off like a speed boost or anything. They reduced the drag on them a bit ago, but it's still not launch level.
>>582076002>>582087573fvll
>>582088371>4 durable damage
>>582080489They dont like city maps. Since fag bay has 3 mega cities its basically unplayable.
>>582089120Shoot the weak points, aimlet. Fair enough this is hard on the base gun, but no excuses at level 9.
>>582088371+1 Rupee has been added to your account.
If you disagree with me, you are probably brown
Awesome sw*dish quality, nice sw*dish engine.Fucking Darktide still hasn't managed to fix the crashing issues when alt-tabbing even after three years.
>>582089285>+1 Rupee has been added to your account.
>>582088371Yeah for one-handed primaries it's either this or the Crossbow. Stoker is okay but not close to either of these.
>hmmm today i will check the mods>pure vibecoded """"""""QoL"""""""" bullshit mods with AI thumbnails
anyone got that screenshot of them admitting they can't ban anyone
>>582090807lol
>>582090731is it weird I find that face eroticalso lobby doko
The new tank is shitThe bots now have laser accuracyRagdolling has increased
>>582090945>>582091325
The Sai proves that you don't actually need accuracy nor projectile speed to have fun and be effective. All that remains is for the E-11 mods to be made and perfection will be achieved.
>>582078484>>582078824QRD?
>new armor prevents you from being ragdolled, which the game considers being prone aka you take 90% less explosive damage, which means that explosions that would normally ragdoll you now just kill you.Sasuga, swigger-dono.
>>582091207you just missed prime megafactory cock and ball torture blitz
>>582091682We've been saying this since Rock Solid, anti-knockdown is actually bad.
>>582076002GGs
>you have to take megacities to capture planets>you have to run settlements to capture planetsWhich one is it?
>EX-16 and EX-03 armors got their asses flattened>they do this instead of fixing bugs
>>582091682>>582093032shitters
>>582093826The only ass that matters is on RS-67 Null Cipher.
>>582094056Skill stops you taking more damage from a direct hit when stood up vs. laying down, does it?
>>582094296it does because i'm not a retarded nog like you.
WTF have they done to the performance?
>>582094479Incredible, do pass this knowledge on to the rest of the general so we may copy you.
>>582094056I accept your concession.
Lobby Doko!!
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242571629224/76561198066017633
>>5820984783/4
>>5820984784/4
Why are there two threads
>>582080198don't you have something you're supposed to be doing
>>582099034terminal case of profound mental retardation
>>582079117cry more
>>582060343>>582083483>this is what officecucks have to deal withholy shit lmao
>phact bay slow as nosebleedI still refuse that SC farmers are fucking up the progress. Swedes had to fuck up something with server backend.Same goes with Marfark.
Oh my god it's happening, my two lalafells in a suit are getting succulent chinese cwedits.Do I message arrowhead to avoid a ban and hope they just let me keep them or what?
>>582100665phact bay is a farm planetain't no city slickers 'round these parts
>>582101124Auughhhh....
>>582101124you shut up and hope you get overlooked like the rest of usif you squeal they'll take away your sc, as the glazers demonstrated
>>582101124>>582101338>>582101658
>Crouched with a ballistic shield up>Hulk 420 noscopes me through a blizzard while walkingwhat the fuck man
>>582101124>>582101338AH doesn't have the ability to ban anyone since the wanted PSbab integrationeven if they did you wouldn't get banned, you are merely a victim of the incredibly based chinaman
>>582094783>AIEEE I NEED RAGDOLLSLOP SO I DONT INMEDIATELY DIE
>>582099823do I?
>>582102810Well... yeah? No amount of "skill" is going to make a volley of rockets from a Dev not kill you if the first one connects and you aren't thrown to the ground where you get 90% explosive resist immediately.
>>582103381just dodge on reaction
>>582102447True, in a way I was the victim and not arrowhead as they lost $14 in potential revenue, he killed me repeatedly as he spawned 1400 credits before I scared him away.
>>582103657*gets hit from the blind side (left) while aiming at something else*What now?
>>582103957If there was no way to escape getting blown up, then you shouldn't have been standing there.
>>582104075*enemy spawns outside of your FOV and flanks you*
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242572663456/765611980713065083/4
>>582104161Sounds like you need more environmental awareness. And if there truly was some magic enemy then THAT is the issue that AH should fix, not balancing the game around getting ragdolled
>>582101327I feel like playing more on this planet to finally spite on all those farmers.Just how long this planet in on radar anyway?
>>582104452>And if there truly was some magic enemy then THAT is the issue that AH should fixSub 100 hours. Enemies are literally programmed to spawn outside of your FOV, and if you've never experienced this, you do not play the game.>Loom forward>Turn around>Nothing>360 spin>Enemies suddenly in the exact space where nothing was
>>582104289full
>tank theme warbond>no tanks in warbond>tank is instead a fomo reward>tank is shit anyhowSwedes strike again.
Your favorite faction? Your waifu?
>>582099034>they went 4 hours without noticing
>>582088889Momentum is damage. If it loses momentum it loses damage. Lasers have no fall off.
>bug fix mods installed>standard loadout taken>turn on game music (haven't listened to it in a year)And suddenly I'm backBack to where it all began
>>582105382Real lasers will bloom in the atmosphere though
>>582082286Haachama would make a great Eagle Pilot
>>582105382Right, but projectile speed and drag in this game aren't actually related. They'll design projectile speeds to work in tandem with the intended drag damage reduction, but plasma and laser weapons which have none of it despite the slow projectiles show it's two different sets of a statistical underbelly.
I am a supercredit farmer and I am sabotaging the MO. Get the fuck off my planet.
>>582105779I haven't used the Sai enough to test it myself, but actual projectile momentum falloff (asspulled from say 352m/s when leaving the barrel and 136m/s when it hits a target 100m away) and drag (stat) aside, the fact that the projectile - a laser "projectile" - is moving so slow to begin with is beyond retarded
cozy stuff
>>582105495real lasers don't fly out out of a lens at below the speed of sound
>>582107756HD lasers are basically magic and shouldn't be balanced around "realism" then
>>582098478
was messing around on solo d10 and got a new side objective icon i hadn't seen before. was like the automaton star with a triangle under it?
>>582104719zero spatial awareness award>Sub 100 hoursand you are sub 60 iq subsaharan nigger
>>582109486Many are doing this
>>582109390>1470 hours and has somehow never seen enemies spawn out of thin air>Somehow thinks you can have spatial awareness in a game where enemies don't make noise
>general is split like the MOPottery.
>>582089120matters significantly less than you think it does
>>582109390>hasn't had a bot shanker spawn out of midair behind him making no noiseIdler san, I kneel.
>>582088371>Reprimand gets off a piddly 25 rounds per mag and has an ass reload>This thing can fire literally 100+ rounds on a regular temp planet before hitting overheat
why 2 threads?
>>582114027Stop fucking asking and just post in this one. This one came first by almost an hour.
>>582078484What an actual faggot. Doom, draw this actual real life faggot taking dick like that faggot dick liker he is.
>>582114389ok but why 2 threads?
>>582078484>>582114605He got mad specifically because they promised him he'd be part of the Youtube ambassador marketing team like all the other Youtubers. They not only didn't do it after promising him, they started getting bitchy with him when he asked for updates months after they said would.
>>582114971He's still gay.
I spent 400 super credits on this thing?
>>582060343>I am allowed to sleep on the kitchen room sofa thoughI don't get it, you're allowed to sleep on the clock but aren't allowed to remote work?
Lobby Doko!
>>582116054heat sink and focus lens upgrades, chum
>>582109604>>582110645>what is looking behind you
Goddamnit, you guys fucking suck. I even played entire D1 missions for this campaign instead of just logging in to get the rewards like I usually do.
>>582119020>if i pretend the swiggers don't do this maybe itll be true!>the same swiggers whose reputation precedes them when it comes to precisely this brand of player annoyancewhat did that other anon say? the great AH cocksucking era? guess he was right
YOU THEREPost 10 songs in your helldivers 2 playlist
>>582122871>Calling Elvis - Dire Straits>Help is on the way - Rise against>Call me - Blondie>Ignorance - Paramore>Symphony of Destruction - Megadeath>Waving my dick in the wind - Ween>Laser Cannon Deth Sentence - Dethlok>Planet Earth - Duran Duran>Hey Ya! - Outkast>Livin 'La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin
If I post half a lobby link in this thread and half in the other thread will you guys join
>>5821228711.) Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST - A Stranger I Remain Extended 2.) Takai The Maid - Thrash Truck3.) Madoi The Maid - 200 Hits Per Minute4.) Nafometh - Let the storm break loose5.) Castle Spire - Curta'n Wall6.) Beauty of annihilation - Elena siegman That's the playlist at the moment
>>582123929no
why are there two threads?are you stupid?
>farming SCs>you STILL get stuck in containers if you sprint into them and come to a haltHow is this still in the game
>>582122871Whenever I use a flamethrower or a fire-based weapon I sing "The Beginning is the End is the Beginning" by the Smashing Pumpkins because it reminds me of the Watchmen trailer where the Comedian burns Vietcong with a flamer.
just returned to the game and want to buy a warband. whats a good weapon against the fucking bots? right now Im still using the punisher plasma but I see people saying the purifier is better.
The Molotov is way better than i expected, running around with 8 nades using Engineering Kit is so fun.
>>582125485Enemies with 0 pen parts can be infinitely staggered inside it. Basically both a CC AND a chaff clear grenade.
>>582125262PP is good on all front. Purifier is better but the gameplay loop is going to give me carpal tunnel because charging on every shot is just ass.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242591422898d10 I guess we're fucking bugs or some shit
>>582125987Fucking kill yourself self advertiser
>>58212526240k is the best Warbond in the game now.
Is this the bot thread or the bug thread?
>>582125987Not joining a niggerfucker lobby.
>>582125987fvll
>>582125759Yeah, i can pretty much shut down multiple bug breaches with a few nades, if this had the ability to close bug holes i would stop using gas nades
Dust devils/Redacted/Servants of freedom?I'm looking at silo/c4/hellbomb. A friend of mine really loves the coyote and speargun. Are the suppressed weapons good?
>>582127562I only have Dust Devils of these and I really like the Speargun
>>582127562>are the suppressed weapons goodthey're sidegrades of better weapons but decent enough
Spawn rates for regular D10 bugs seem way fucking higher than I remember them being.
>>582127956solofag confession
>someone brings the teamkiller 9000 right-right-right
Le Sai
>>5821228711. XxGlitchBbyxX- Cynthoni2. ultradespair- sewerslvt3. Ghosts Are Floating Drifting Dub- AgonyOST4. Logical Reprise- LTJ Bukem5. Dead Paradise- Dusqk6. N.Y. State of Mind- Nas7. Runnin- The Pharcyde8. Sky's The Limit- The Notorious B.I.G.driver aux1. Don't Stand So Close- Dr. Love2. Red- Mojave Phone Booth
>>582128071If you throw an orbital retard barrage on the objective we're trying to do I'm going to fuck off and find something else to do instead of sitting around for a couple minutes waiting for it to burn out.
>>582125928well Im a gamer so I dont have problems with my joints. might get the purifier then
>>582128357enjoy the "intended" spawn rate then.all this time you were playing on toddler diapy mode d10
What were they thinking with python comandos?
>>582105489>surely the QoL mod pack isnt that good>try it>it is that fucking good>can land hellpod wherever>strat balls dont fail anymore>enemy seed visible in lobby so i get to see an annihilator tank again>sentry aims correctly>can walk with minigun>automatic arc launcher>can vault and dive in water No wonder the swigger seamen swallowers are kvetching about it. That mod pack is fucking great, dont care if it vibe coded it fucking works.
why are the bugs turned up to 11 today?wasnt like this yesterday
>>582130398There's so many of the bastards that their corpses are lagging my game,my last mission had a bug breach with 30 hive guardsdid the swiggers break something when they "fixed" solo diving?
d10 boogssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242595577239/76561198123332927
D8 bugs is harder then d10
>>582130658idk but even with the big heatsink im basically always maxed out, the flamethrower is running dry and im constantly diving to block attacksits hectic today
>>582131080>seethe cope post after getting gaped in pubs
>>5821310602/4
>>5821310603/4
>>582131060fvll
>>582122871No specific HD2 playlist but a catch-all gaming oneWay Beyond the Fond Old River - SikThGlitter Fonk - DabeullMannequin Love - JusticeVolcanic Rim from street fighter 4Ooh La La - Run the JewelsPeriphery - Dying StarSuperstition - Stevie WonderKinda I want to - NiNBridges - ArkentypeFace to Face - Daft Punk
>every armor I like has a shitty passive or doesn't go with anything>every armor that I enjoy using the passive of looks like shit in some way (ugly, gaudy, overused armor for children)i am so tired of it
>>582122871Whatever is this week's band obsession. Usually a rotation between Volbeat (current), Avatar, Nothing More, Shinedown, Starset and Pop Evil.
I haven't played since a few days before the 40k warbond came out, what did I missnew warbond any good? also what is this laser SMG you guys keep talking about
