Previous: >>582134456>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/FirmCurrent Event: NONE>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
this could be us... <3
>>582156785It could. But you are a fatfuck that only wants my food. You are not getting Tiramisu
>>582156075The hakuraku guy somehow showing up with a 1:1 recreation of the cygames race sim was the least surprising thing to me due to having played ffxiv for its first couple expansions when he was around in that game, that guy is an autist savant and seemingly leaves a mark on every game he puts time into
>>582156895nyooo...
Stop thinking about sex with uma
>>582156927No Carbonara or Quattro Formaggi for you, you are on a diet now fatfuck
>>582157015Im trying my fucking best man
Female trainers
Date your clubbie!
3% done:https://jiggie.fun/j_KxkIhttps://jiggie.fun/j_KxkIhttps://jiggie.fun/j_KxkI
>>582156912I dunno him from anywhere else, his uma stuff is top tier for sure, a lot of neat info on haku
>>5821571194 and you die
Tazuna just sold me an Ashen Miracle star fragment. I'm up to two. The plan is going very well.
The 100 races simulations is great, but fuck I can't change anything. If the race is random mood, I can't change to all great mood, also the mood is the exactly same as the original race.
We fucked
>>582156912In a perfect world, someone takes the sim from hakuraku, imports models and graphics from the game, scrapes the text from umareader, and makes an offline version of the game with all umas unlocked
>>582157175Modern ffxiv players might not know his name anymore but in that game he figured out that your skills go off faster when you align your frame rate to your cooldowns to get a fast next frame when they become available and today every competitive player is running plugins that freeze the game thread temporarily to force a frame to render right before each action which traces back to his work on that topicHe's been in a bunch of world first raid clears like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExW7-0MtCMThe rare player who was both at the forefront of autistic theorycrafting but also actually executing at the top level
>>582157372of course the evil horse dreams of piracy
>>582157459was he in the team that cheated with tools?
Do not fuck your clubbie unless you get a written consent form from danchou
>Birb says commander chud is good inherit for CM 20Is he right?
>>582157119what kind of club are you niggas in where you would even know enough about eachother to "date" them? isnt every club just throwing shoes at eachother at reset and bellyaching about CM?
this thread will probably be gayer
>>582157498The last time he raided personally was in TEA, all the big cheating dramas are more recent
>>582157015Breeders cup?Classic.
>>582157502Yes, combo it with nyopera (any style) or mcqueen (fronts)
>>582157502It is the Nyopera unique but a bit harder to activate
>>582157510half the game is socializing
Mejiro Opantsu Bright desuwa~
chiyo saved the game
You guys are my friends. Let's shake hands.
>>582157793>EvoThey should stop teasing us
>>582157818why is your hand sticky
>>582157773
>>582157818eww
>>582157818Naked dogeza and take your meds
>>582157683half the game is afk parent grinding and the other half is getting raped by Grand LiveI think you might be confusing your club's discord for being the real game
how we feeling about finals?
>>582158024retard
>>582157510My club talks a lot, the entire chat is sometimes less than 20 minutes long
>>58215806120% of chances of winning I guessWould you take a 10% of failure training or date LH?
>>582158061Looking like my first time not getting Ms Victoria
>>582158061It's always a 50/50
>>582157871good horse
>>582158061if my room has even a single neicha I losemy final build is greedy as fuck
>>582158061Coin flip, made it to A finals so I dont care
>>582158061I have never won a xog CM despite running xog myself because almost all of the finals result in my xog getting blocked then crash and burn. I'm don't have high expectations
>>582158061
>>582158243
>>582158064Reformed and ready?
>>582158061anything goes. All i can hope for is the best.
>>582158596
>>582158064i am sleep deprived and confused game for yknow, the game. I should be more kinda nice
>>582158064>>582158638*smooch*
>>582158638smoooch
>>582158638*punch*
Umas should have asses like horses do
can velocity skill bypass gassing out in last spurt?
>>582158806your witchecks fail if you diealso all your witchecks pass if you're rushedfunny game mechanics
>>582158806no
>>582158687>>582158703>>582158732mmhhhhh.....
>>582158876no no no you shouldn't act like this for the punchunless.....
>>582158856Isn't it just position keep wit checks that autopass during rushed
>>582157541it already is
gatcha games are called 'social games' in japan for a reason
>>582158938it's what I deserve so........
>>582158876*mating press*
>>582158574I love this fluffy horse
Do you recognise your clubdacchis when they post hereDo your clubdacchis recognise (You) when (You) post here
Fantastic.
>>582159240I barely recognize them in the club itself.
>>582159240yeasame with previous clubbies
>>582159240i'm not a schizo rotting here 24/7 bwo
>>582158967no idea, even gametora vagueposts about itmaybe it's only the position witchecks
>Finally finish my core loop>Have to make grandparents with loop skills>Have to make parents with loop skills>Have to make aces with loop skillsHow the fuck does anyone have time for this? It takes like 25 runs to get one uma with loop skills, and I have to do this for six?
STOP
>>582159240SometimesNo, I mostly text post and no one even knows I exist maybe
>>582159318Mechanics doc only specifies position keep, and every other source about how the game works is usually copy pasted or poorly paraphrased mechanics doc
>>582159240yeah i tend to recognize themthey have a very specific taste in umas
>>582159240I recognize them because they are very specific anons If they ever recognize me I hope it's only the ontopic posts but I doubt they pay attention to that
Can Red Shift proc just before A&S, doubling the acceleration?
>>582159308They enjoy that
>>582159240I sure hope not because I posted my penis here
>>582159552nyot for the next CM
>>582159552whenever they're both active you get both their accel values, order doesn't matter
>>582159552if you get 1st right after the redshift bar begins and it's late race, yes
>>582159639please be in my club please be in my club please be in my club please be in my club please be in my club please be in my club please be in my club please be in my club please be in my club please be in my club
>>582159552be more specific, anon
>>582159679I don't know enough about the game to be specific but >>582159664 answers it I think.
>this is someone's dad https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12250586
>>582159552yes, but it has to trigger within both late race and A&S needs to trigger within 2.4 seconds of redshift, so it's not really likely to happen except on specific tracks
>>582159675Which club are you in
>>582159336post your loop and lower your standards
>>582159906Mambo
>>582159876Ok I think I asked it a bit strangely. I just wanted to know if I should learn both.
>>582159906Uma&Co
>>582159940mambwo...
>>582159906Buttsweat
>>582159906/***/ ****
The dick poster is from Uma&Co
>>582160039I am? Thanks I didnt know
>>582159240you'll never catch me, /uma/
All of you need to shut the FUCK up!
>>582159240Not in the same Club but I recognise and never acknowledged your existence bongocat. Better keep those coals dry during half TP.
>>582160137mambwo....
>>582160214Mambwo...
If pump doesn't activate during finals, I'm killing myself
>>582160293this but angling
STOP SAYING MAMBWO ALL MAMBROS ARE ASLEEP
>>582160293this but festive miracle
What if laisu was bratty
>>582160293your room will have 4 deboofers occupying 6-9th spotpreventing you from firing it completely
>>582160318i'm awake >:))
if (my opponents') festive miracle activates during finals, i'm killing myself
>>582160385that's just mebut also clingy
>>582160318im the danchou of a completely different club but its funny to say mambwo
>>582160419mambwo...
>>582160385She'd be out of character
>>582160448WHAThot...........big if real
>>582160214This vtuber is cute
>>582160448every time I think he can't surprise me again, he does it
>ran hakuraku sims of my team against clubdacchis>9% WRI didn't expect much but still...
>>582160425heyyyyyyy
>>582160448Either fake or leaked from DMs
>>582160589if it's not 0% then it may as well be 100%
>>582160448
>>582160614nii-sama...
>>582160448This isn't on uma&co discord btw, this is a private message most likely fabricated, still hilarious ngl
wait i thought all the gayposting was a joke
>>582160448what did curren chang do to deserve this
>>582160448He is a Rickey fag so I believe it
>>582160741Umama leaks…
>>582160743it's a joke, hahaso if as a joke...
>>582160802Umama leaking V cum from her bussy...
>>582160743my boner doth not joke bwo
Are you bringing debuffers to your finals?
obviously.not giving you a free (You)
getting tired of the gayposting erp drama bullshit
>>582160917you're the debuffer you stupid cow you better not show up in my finals
>>582160952be the change we need, save the thread
i can hear vodkas big ass Christmas shoes rapidly approaching Jesus Christ tracen is shaking someone please stop her
>>582160448So what do we rate V cock?
>>582161058post it fag bet you won't
>>582161015what can one anon do
>>582161058a 7.89/10 teehee
>>582156758Brian wouldn't do this
>>582161058probably a 7ish with better camera angles he can be a 7.5/8 maybe
>>582161108Fuck I actually laughed at that
>>582161016Seems clear to me that not only are we not stopping her but every single one of us, and that includes (You), will be pulling for her (and the cow too I guess)
Its nice being in a drama free /uma/ unaffiliated S+ club
>>582161108t-t-thanks....
>>582160743Don't even joke lad
>>582161309All S+ clubs are SEA botters
>>582161016>someone please stop heryou literally can't bwo
>>582161363Currenfags are SEA
>>582161309all S+ clubs are tied to ed*nb*tno exception
How are those hair accessories staying on her head? Is there like a band on the back of her head that they dangle from?
>>582161363But /Uma/Club is an S+ club sometimes...
What makes dirt racing so that almost all best horses run front/very fast paceIs it because dirt is so soft that it makes it really hard to quickly accelerate from behind
>>582161432thank you based falcon
>>582161058Have we even seen itWas it the one from the nonny note? Because that was a 4/10
>>582160448I rly hope this is not real
You guys believe anything that is posted on the internet
>>582161432Sexy, Endowed and Awesome
>>582159912I only just started looping like a few weeks ago, the main skills I have looped are Nimble Nav, Uma Stan, and Racing Spirit Stam.
>>582161460They get ring piercings done where their human ears would be, of course.
>>582161484Yeah, and...?
>>582161632> only just started looping like a few weeks agothats the problem. you should have a bunch of parents with different combinations
>>582161734and we're not SEA botters
>>582161728too big
>>582159240I pretend to be other clubdacchis after learning their posting style
mfw when gwodacchis use stam deboffs instead of doms
next bread will be butter
>>582162064mummy creek spooked me so i have to use murmur. i had no choice in the matter
>>582161845Only SEA?
Gayposting ruined /uma/
>>582161837Maybe it's just because I only started looping recently but looping in general feels like pushing Sisyphus' boulder. I have no idea when I'm going to actually be able to use my loops.
real ones know /uma/ was never good
>>582162064i double killed someone with my stamina debuffers in round 2, was pretty funny
>login>there are candid photos of Curren on the club table >there is cum everywhere
>>582162213We're 180+cm European, white nonbotters
>>582162289so true Uma&Co sister
>>582162312Shut up Curren
>>582162252Don't worry about it newcutie. We will be getting some loop quality of life really soon
eeeehhhhhhhhh
Let's have a date on VRchat nonnies this weekend
>>582162492
Is Umama a lolcow too
>>582162252it isyou're rolling on like 15% to get a spark for each skill, exponent that by how many specific skills you actually want>>582162432no we won't
Please stop thisI don't want /uma/ to turn into /xivg/ lite
>>582162605Yes we will neigha. Tach event is coming soon
>>582162667Tach event will not save your bad parents gwo
>>582156758Bed-breaking sex with Brian and/or Air Groove
>>582162667oh boy, the once-per-scenario opportunity to slightly improve 3 (three) veterans that will be outdated a couple of months later
>>582162312lmao
rate the dicks posted on /uma/ so far
>>582162638thread will go back to normal when people start waking up and the suspects go to bed.
>>582162738Ye it will>>582162747Who cares, I can fix my 1* Stam Turf Grandparent with good whites
Stop talking about his cock and talk about the game sluts
when did this place turn into a gay erp general
>>582163014it’ll go back to normal in like 3h when the sea go to bed
>>582163014/vg/ is kinda just like that when games run out of stuff to discuss
>>582163014>suddenly
>>582163052Cute!
>>582162984Stop leaking the /uma/club chat
>>582162064Why would anyone even run stam debuffs? Dominator is guaranteed speed loss, stam debuffing is gambling that they understammed.
mr cool bike
>>582163052Holy based, very pretty sight as well.
mr cheese burger
So how do umas work?Do they get menstruation or is it estrus like horses?
>>582163067All the fags are from Europe
>>582163052Mr. Cool Bike?
>>582163245haha…
>>582163137dying from no stam is potentially a bigger length loss but as you said is a gamble. If anyone else brings them too its harder to tank, so you are kinda gambling on that too if they have safe stamina
>>582163245I'm a sleepy burger see you in 3 hours
>>582161489Sounds plausible, I'd believe it
>>582163214They work hard, making use of the power of friendship.
>>582163412reduce your screentimeget a regular evening routine goingno phone in bedYou need more than 3h of sleep!!
europeans = gay bottomsburgers = bisexual topssea = straight (gay closeted)latinx = virgin
>>582163363why is she pointing at me…
Where does Vodka rate on the for (you) scale?
>>582163587I don't remember.
>>582163604she’s pretty obviously in a romantic relationship with her roommate and rival daiwa scarlet but i guess she’d be ok with you watching
>>582163604She's a mare that dreams of riding a motorcyle with you (like her parentd did before they got together). You can figure out the rest yourself
>>582163412proof?
>>582163604She's very possessive
>>582163052>not a honda CBwhat a missed opportunity.
>>582163897Is the trainer or vodka the one cucking daiwa
evil horse
>>582163572As a burger this is accurate
>>582164074I’m on my way.
>>582164115Crazy to think that she is the only dirt endcloser in the franchise
>>582164043Vodka is a mare. She takes what she wants.
sleepyI need a manbadtokai teiouma musumeneeds love
>>582164250I could be wrong but I believe that Marche is slated to be a dirt end closer when she comes out.
>>582164336heyyyy
you should totally do 1 tenner if you win finals
>>582164428never dropping a tenner on a dirter
>>582164351Oh that would be cool
>>582164428stop avatarposting with my wife you loser
>>582164428i did 2 tenners on festa already i can’t afford to do more
>>582164428no
post something cuuuute
>>582164735
I was without internet for 16h sorry danchou..
>>582164735something cuuuute
>>582164645>Otaku>Retard midget>Yankee midget>Feng Shui grifter>Granny>Terminal shill>Biting gremlin>Hick>Gossiper>Angry hick>Yankee gyaru>Fat fuck>American>Mexican larper>Puppet autist>Smart FalconWhy are dirt umas such freaks
>>582164643
how many finemo anons do we really have here
>>582165074just me
>>582165079Cracker
>Discord is getting banned in some SEA countriesWhy do we hate discord again?
>>582158061Im not expecting much since I overstamed my end Maya with 3 recoveries
>>582165308is V filipino? If so then yes he's fucked
>>582165308the enemy of my enemy is not my friend
MyAnnoToppoGunnu
https://youtu.be/rqPZZazIxbQ
>>582165339ai koppy
Is anyone stlll doing last minute ace runs?
Idk about this LH strat, bros. She's kinda dumb.
>>582165745That's a retard versus 1.2k wit fronts
What are the chances evo skills releases before the next CM?
>>582159240I'm not trying to hide
>>582166150evo skills on 2nd anni
>>582166150ZeroThey are getting released for CM23
>>582158061ALL IN 17 BLACK
>>582165970You say that, but xogs complaining about missing their recovery with 1200 wit happens way too often.
>>582166178umadash danchou....
>>582158760Who told you to use 4 speed cards
>>582166341GOOOOOOOOOOD Morning and have a most wonderful day!
>>582166150there's a tiny chance they release them for CM22, but no sooner
What's with all the danchou posting. We still have a week left
>>582162064RAPE
>>582166456>>582165745fuck
>>582166508Can't wait for the Dancho Cup next month
wait… you just have to be faster than the other horses…!
>>582164987halu ulala....forgotten....
>>582166485I'm not in your club so idk if you told your club dacchis anything new.But I always thought you were a good Danchud, if you burnt out and wanna quit that's fine obviously. But I hope you're not actually quitting because you deluded yourself into thinking you're a bad Danchou...
Medium CMs in JP each year:>2021Taurus, Tokyo 2400mLeo, Hanshin 2200mScorpio, Tokyo 2000m3 medium CMs>2022Aries, Nakayama 2000mTaurus 2, Tokyo 2400mCancer 2, Hanshin 2200mVirgo 2, Ooi 2000mScorpio 2, Kyoto 2200m5 medium CMs>2023Pisces 2, Nakayama 2000mLongchamp 2400m2 medium CMs>2024Tokyo 2400mTokyo 2000m2 medium CMs (both Check tracks)>2025Hanshin 2400mTokyo 2400mHanshin 2200mKyoto 2000m4 medium CMs>2026Del Mar 2200mDel Mar 2000m (dirt)Tokyo 2400mLongchamp 2400mKyoto 2200m5 medium CMs
>>582159240I know my dancho and some others. No, I post infrequently and mostly indiscreet. I'll post the odd Bamboo screen and I guess she's rare though.
>>582166563I don't make good umas, I mostly train off-aptitude ones or the ones I like/haven't used in a while>>582166668What matter is how I feel about it and I feel like a failure. Also I'm curious how others handle their clubs and duties. My dacchies will get a full post explaining everything in a few days and I sincerely hope they stay together, make changes and DASH forward. It is what it is
I really hope Rice wins...
>>582164487I'm not avatarpostingyou're avatarposting
>>582159240not a dancho but some anondacchis sometimes recognize me but I recognize some schizos too so its fair game.
>>582167053I'm avatarspotting
Samson to the front page
>>582167141shut up
To build Kitasan:>Jordan has to not agemasen>Mayano chain has to finish>Smaru has to give Top Runner (the only gold mid race i'll have)Fuck that. I think I'll just use Creek.
>>582159240NyoI'm guessing yes since I mostly funpost although haven't been as frequent in here like before so if they think I was here all the time then they were wrooooong
>>582167028I can tell you for a fact that you care too much UMADashcho, I can tell you that uma&co dancho is indifferent same with /uma/club and bricks new dancho. While B-A ones don't really have anything going on except recruitment so there's nothing down there. But yeah on an outsider's perspective I think UMADash is great, there's no drama or anything unto you guys really.
>>582167169Samson is so cute.
>>582157015Sorry but that's impossible.Just thinking about Bakushin and Bakushining her Bakushin makes me hard as fuck.
>>582167207
We are eating good next month Currensisters.
drama?
… men!
>>582166246>You can stop nowActually made me laugh out loud.
>>582159240does recognizing V count
brown...
What if UMAMUSUME was a BETTER GAME
>>582166150
>>582166657No I included her as retard midget
>>582167485
>>582167485Sweepy... SEX!
>>582167632that's a juvenile
>>582167035Me too brother.
>>582167697Fuck that's hot.
>>582167378there's none.
>>582167456Then it would be gakumas
>>582167028I'm from /Uma/Club and I can talk about what my Danchou does if you want.Idk if this is true but I've seen people here mention that you felt bad because UmaDash was always a high ranking A+ club but never managed to reach S. I don't want this to sound rude but the fan difference between rank 120 and rank 100 is huge.You'd have to enforce a much bigger quota that most of your club won't be able to reach and you'd have to replace those people with high earners from other clubs.Like it's not impossible if you actually wanted to go for it as a club I guess but it was never realistic.The fact that you managed to keep your club up in high A+ since the start of the game with basically 0 drama is a huge achievement and you should be happy and proud because of it, not feel like a failure
>>582167237I've set up a rom-pokemon nuzlocke for them with sheet and jokes to lift the spirit after hog craze and many opted to do just enough to reach the quota...and no one joined. That made me sad, but when this month's results came in I knew I'm the problem. When it's time to leave - it's time to leaveBut enough sad talk! My delusions are for me to deal with
>>582167804>quitting the club because you can't reach SKWABOLI SILIUS
I'm ready to join S clubs next month.
>>582166750How about LoH how many medium?
>>582167998doubt it
>>582168030202320252026
>>582167874UMAdancho...that sucks AIEEEEE. But not even the two umacord clubs I've been in had any multiplayer going on... but we've talked about different games for sure, haven't played together on anything except uma though.
Bricked myself on Acute for literally no reason award
umarollers...
>>582168191she's a cute tho!!
>>582168101technically one in 2024 as well, but it's dirt medium
>>582168030>2023Tokyo 2400m>2024Kawasaki 2100mKyoto 2200mXOguri is top meta for these two btw>2025Ooi 2000m>2026Nakayama 2000m
I did 30 and got uggo falcon so I knew it was time to stop
>>582168309Thanks so it averages like 5 med event a year, damn
>>582167998Mambwo...
>>582167874Bwo feeling bad about that is retardedOur Danchou sometimes hosts fun races in the club chat that don't even fill. And the winner of those races can actually get carats sometimes and they still don't always fillSome people will feel too lazy, some people don't like pokemon, some people think nuzlocks are too hard.I get that you likely felt bad and sad about it but something like that is hard to do. I doubt any other danchou is gonna get more than 1 or 2 people at most willing to do something like that
>>582168134We did some mild catan on New Years night.
>>582168383Yeah, they put the XOguri tracks as LoH so she wouldn't be as dominant anymore
>>582167874You can't build culture in any 4channel clubs because people want to be anonymous. It is what it is.
5 minutes left to fix your CM team
Anyone have a Claw Forward ace yet? How the fuck do you do it? My stats becomes nUnity tier the moment I use anything other than spd+wit+LH
>>582168437Mayhaps, but I made a decision and no matter how it hurts I must follow it through. Because I believe it's for the best
>>582167451cute brown!
>>582168438 I miss doing daily wordles on the umacord if thats something, but yeah you're stepping down but you're still gonna be /here/ right? Best of luck to you , you did great.
>>5821683832 long, 2 sprint, medium and mile split the rest
any must pull supokas for lates?>it's literally up, bwono, non of that gaslight account-bricking nonsense I want to run my aryan wife every cm anywayI know of SiL speed, Dia Wit, Tact Wit. also, just how much better is pasa than kitasan?
>>582167804Yeah there simply isn't enough grinding players itt to have two clubs in S-tier unless you literally combine all the overachievers in A clubs together and leave the rest behind in BIt was iffy for us this month as well, with the bottom earner at 80M already which is like the average player at rank 150Trying to build some tighter community is another thing, doing group activities and such when it's just 30 random anons, I think most people (me included) just want a club that spams Ohayo and get shoes and monthly rewards, and the ones that want more or want to make friends are probably in some uma discords anyway to get their fill.Saturday races and playlists are fairly low effort and it's still like 10/30 people that actively participate in all of them, I can't imagine trying to have a community playnight or anything. I respect the effort, it's just misguided at the wrong audience.
supiki
Im glad Maruzensky spooked me a couple weeks agoJust did 3 43 race ura runs and she won all races every time
>>582168683those are the only cards you need to go out of your way to pull (bar still because everyone will be pulling for her)ticket ruby power or kris/cafe if you want to be less borrow reliantpasa is literally kitasan 2.0
Your finals match is ready
>>5821686183 speed is a constant, no matter the speed growth. You have to drop a wit card for the claw forward and compensate it with wit sparks if you want
>>582168683>How much better is PasaPasa has 2 sp bonus and it's an sp game. Has better speed gain too (though slightly less power).>must pull cardsPokke speed is very good but like 2 months before Pasa and Pasa is more important. Aside from that it's just the generally good cards like Ramonu Orfe etc.
>>582168683Pokke speed, Dia wit are the only cards you should considerThe rest are generalists you will pull anyway>how much better is pasa than kitasan?More of everything except power, also better for off training which is very good for L'Arc. Also gives a gold accel for late surgers for some tracks
fvark....
>>582168683
>>582168676We hide our tears and move forward with a smile
>>582168623Well it is your decision so I won't keep pestering, I think if you want to join another club, kind of like what the old Autis/uma/ danchou did most clubs would have you.And I think most people would be happy if you come back after a short break.But if you're planning to leave for good I guess this is good bye, I won't try to annoy you any longer
reminder that bronze > silver > gold
>>582169072I'll take one for the team and take the gold for myself then.
>>582169031>Pokke mogged by PasaBut you use 3 speed in l'Arc
>>582169218like many guides it's written assuming you will have kitasan/tachyon/pasa for l'arc
>>582168745Yeah, I try to join the fun races but I don't think I'd wanna do anything outside of uma.I didnt even participate in the real life race event just cause I don't wanna send a picture of my location kek
>>582169281I mean even in that case Pokke is better than both Kitasan and Pasa. For both medium/long pace/late/end you use Pokke as the 2nd speed card
>>582169362true, but it's also not a 2-3 spark improvement
>>582168745Farming fans sucks, I'd rather just work on my loopa and be A+
>>582169403A card that you will use for every medium/long CM/LoH until SiL speed is a good improvement desu
>>582168683>>582169031Any latefriends without a 3lb Nature here? I pulled Ruby so since OYL is worse on longer tracks my idea is I can borrow Kris on long and borrow Nature on sprint and mile alongside my Ruby. Medium is hard for lates right now regardless though I've had some success with an ace Grass with her innate OYL and then borrowing wit Symboli for From the Brink.Then come Ramonuversary I can use rainbow crystals/selectors to max Nature.
>>582168191Stop the presses!!!
I love half TP bros... I should able to hit the cap before new day
>>582169031>guts Curren must pull for frontsIt's obvious this image was made before the release of speed Tap because everyone used to think they would never release another card with Concentration for a long time. You literally do not need guts Curren if you have speed Falco, wit Daiwa and the generalists
>>582169517I don't even have 0LB and had to use my selector stash on Creek. I also pulled for Ruby to compensate.
POST THEMBLOG THEM EVENMy last few rounds my elo dropped to where I see UG-UG7s without hog dominators, but I've been winning those sets so hopefully there's no good xogs in my finals.>inb4 there's no eloThis is my schizo theory.
>>582169306I submitted a screenshot of my time/distance without the actual path taken shown, and a photo that I guess Rainbolt could pinpoint where it was taken, but no map yeahIt was a fun novel idea but counting on anons to go touch grass was way too ambitious lol
>>582169409>reddit tachyon
>>582169517>>582169681Ruby is only good to spark farm leap forward
>>582169735as long as i don't run into a mystifying murmur maya, i'm getting the golden victoria
>>582169621>recommends Teio as a generic speed>doesn't mention how Air Groove destroys her two months later even for paces>doesn't have Yankoit's pretty easy to date the image, obviously it's missing some stuff
>>582169735We making bronze with this one
I seriously hope none of you are still playing Japanese uma
>>582169031>>582169621\I'm really considering rolling Aston Machan because Concentration dies out until Tap Speed, but that means I can't pull for Orf Guts. Thoughts?
Think i got pretty lucky with stats apart from wit, do you guys think i should keep her
>>582169735I believe in Mejiro Ryan
>>582170046Machan wit is only worth for sprint LoH
>>582169754I've always been a bit overly autistic about posting irl stuff cause I live in a really small country. Like knowing my country and what my job is is enough to get me doxxed. Not that I think something like that would actually happen but I'd rather not take any risk.The idea was fun though I agree and it is cool to do an irl race of sorts
>>582169735I was too lazy to remake debuffers so using some really old ones. She has been doing decently though 70% for round 1 and a little over 50% round 2.
>>582170380uwooooo ganbatte buonobro
>>582170408woooooooooooooow so austrians can't be painters now that's pretty raycist if you ask me
>>582169735I pivoted to paces for this CM though Grass can win too. No debuffs, all-in aces.
>>582170408why does every one hate artists now?
>>582170408>Indiana
>>582170408Hitler was an OG, way ahead of his time before this AI bullshit.
>>582170408What about Austrian baker
>>582170306Liechtensteinbro...But yeah no I absolutely get it, I'm in a similar-ish boat, good on you for being careful, people disclose their business on the internet way too easily these days
Love CB
>>582170817>this is someones fetish
Let Dia play with you
c.being on my face
I can only wonder how Yanko will be presented in the careers of other dirters from our current era, probably less like a titan to be defeated and more of a hopeful insipiration
speed symboli bro looks like this???
kita+ra+deboofer seem unbeatable in arima rooms
>>582170971a sex lord with huge boobs who flies to middle east for rich people to fuck
>>582170963AHAHAHAHAHAH YES YEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>582167141i'm avatarspottingspotting
>>582171069Never reply to me again
>>582171069I could totally see Cygames giving her a love for that pistacchio chocolate as a nod to her arabian wins and then forgetting "dubai chocolate" initially referred to models getting shat on and eating scat
>>582170963The masculine urge to mobilepost giant Uma pics
>>582171196Ulala sexo
hey
>>582171359umallo
>>582171359matikaneplappauser
What parents are we looking at for sprint CM
>>582171459my dad, waiting for him to come back home
>>582171459digitang cute
>>582171459Sprint... parents?
>>582171459biko bakushin ssr in the clanker deck and just clank until 2 power 2 sprint
>>582171459Pasa mummy creek, oh and Cheerleader Halo. I dont what to put on my lates tho
>>582171459>all premium parents that i don't ownoh boy
>>582171694she ended up in my cm team along with ayoibas and natie
>>582171760grind those legend races gwo
>>582171760>+900 guts guh
>"Evos kill hog!!!">Look inside>Evos are just +0.1 velo on each goldHow is +0.2 supposed to beat perfect carryover + free accell?
>>582171953>he got gaslitted
i want to put my face near umamusume guts
>>582171760>no OG currenUh do I cancel farming her stars from daily legend race?
which uma is the most anti GAY
>>582172009thank god none of them
>>582171995She's worse than wedding Curren but works just fine, she was one of the best umas in the first CM ran in that track.
>>582172009this is an lgbtqia+ friendly game and general, chud
>>582171953What really 'kills' xog is there's no more medium CMs with perfect triple 7s/uma2 position in a very long time
nudity
>>582172009Wonder Acute probably is racist and homophobic in that cute old Grandma way. Like she thinks black people are Cain’s descendants and deserve to be mistreated, and she has to be controlled by her woke liberal atheist friend with the thighs from that town.
>>582172009Most of the umas are for you, so it would be easier to list the ones that aren't "anti GAY"
>>582172009Spe and all rich umas
>>582172009Ramonu.
>>582171760I really fucked myself by not pulling flower, and then I double fucked myself by somehow missing like 4 of her legend races
>>582172159isnt CM23 (2000m) another uma2 track
>>582172009
>>582172620uma was so popular they made uma2???
umamusume crotch after a race
>7 years old
>>582171332Try that again
>>582172771Well it’s half TP go farm fans
>>582172859>>7 years oldhaaaaawt
>>582172849dickpicks?!
STOP POSTING GIANTESS UMAS!
>>582172986this is reverse psychology
i hate the sunumamusumes should race at night and naked
>>582173052danchou?!
>>582171953Anon I made that shit up during unity to get more people to bitch about it because I wanted to play with evos earlier
>>582171063Genuinely from what I have seen in Rooms CM20 is going to be miserable Your options are>Fronting>Commander Spe>Taishin/Festival InariAnd that's itHope you have fun!
>>582171760The potential Uma Taishin
it hurts it hurts it yurts ur hurtS ir yydrs ut hurtddd i neeed to be free ffeo tgis hell tguhd a nightmare
gold ship cunt grip
>>582171459Pasa+Aston Machan for FrontNishino+Mummy Creek for PaceCheer Halo + Bamboo Memory for backliners
>>582171760>Mutating El for sprint and front running>Just to be somewhat decentWhy do they hate her?
>>582172986
>>582173368wtf is this real
>>582173359it’ll all be okay, xis *smooch*
Good morningBusy dayI think I will go see a movie in person as a treat
>>582173368WE ARE XOGGY KIRKWE PIGGY THE GAME
>>582170963I need that
>>582173463ikute dicute
lick lick lick
>>582173463it looks like she's pressing the apple candy onto her chin
Wait, CM finals in 10 hours? Or they are in 34 hours?
>>582163494phone in bed puts me to sleep without fail though...no phone and I just sit there staring at the wall/ceiling and struggle to sleep.
>>582173616106 hours
>>582173616Rigging in process, results in less than 12 hours
>>582173368I can use this sticker again that was created this January
>>582173457Internet is a magical place
>>582172986>>582173052>>582173449Reminder that the three goddesses were canonical giantesses.
>>582173565She is famously a messy eater
>>582173476everything by this artist is instant release
Reminder that teiobro is a giant
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK IM PANICKING ARE WE ACTUALLY GETTING EVO SKILLS EARLIER THAN EXPECTED?????? FUCKING HOLD ME WHAT ARE THE NOTABLE EVOS AS OF NOW IF IMPLEMENTED?
I couldn't remember if I used my Creek/CB pity and freaked out for a second
>>582173890*holds you*
>>582172620It's the last onefor real this timeexcept oka sho CM the year afterand loh
>>582173359Good morning bwo
dancho is doubling the quota because of half tp...
stop... /d/ is 2 blocks down...
>Had to go to bed earlier>Missed all of the acute postingaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>582173883I'm not even a giantessfag, but...
orenjis
>>582173097How did that gaslight spread in the entire uma community then? I still see people saying evos will kill XOguri on X or youtube
>put on clanker run>forgot the scheduleevery fucking time
>>582173748a classic from an easier time
>>582173894sauce pl0x?
Are you winnin son?
Rickey don’t peddle Chinese bullshit for 5 seconds challenge
>>582174218don't have it
>>582173890Ready to see the mistakes of your choices?
>>582174239>Deep Impact -> Forever YoungTHIS IS ERASURE OF THE LEGENDARY HORSE REAL STEEL!!!!!!!
>>582168823My Maya is hungry for umapyoi
>>582174313wakatta
brown bricks with Rhein Kraft.
>>582174304https://youtu.be/3F4GIrIDmzk
>>582173359Go to dentist already
>>582174341pearl umanko on my face
can a vorefag explain to me why it appeals to them? there’s nothing sexual about being eaten…
>>582174239>Sunday Silence>Stay Gold>Neo Universe>Gold Allure>Heart's CryWhy do Shadai have the best studs?
>>582174578oh yeah? *eats you out*
Machan's thickness is still surprising every time I see her
Brick brick brickAccount brickedBetter luck next timeJust buy another
I love my genius wife!
>>582174578I just like the way that particular artist draws mouths and lips. I'm not actually into vore.
>>582174584Because they have the most money to offer to owners?
>actually talking about horsebreeding instead of breeding horsesHere, for you.
My bro is very cute.
>>582174674*cums multiple times inside your mouth*
Torena...
>>582174897Mogged even Croix du Nose
>>582174959love brobro sexbro marriagebro baby makingbro happy life
>>582174973danchou...
>>582173890nononone
>>582174973Look its Umadash danchou as a trainer!
>>582174973
>>582174578The appeal of being completely enveloped in warm/soft/wet + being completely delusional
>>582174951Guys I can't afford this. Can we throw together some money and be the owner of one of the offsprings? Maybe buy one of Kita's kids?
>>582175104yeah i guess there’s gotta be some nerve damage or fried synapses at play
>>582175086Da Dart Dahby...>>582175157unless you know someone that has residency in Japan this ain't going to work
>>582172009Mayano only wants the cock.
>>582175157Thats not the price of a kid, its literally the price of a fuck.
>>582174973LET'S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH TORENA
>>582174578I'm not really into vore, i just think being inside woman's mouth is really hot for several reason.The digestion part is kinda unknown, like sometime i get the appealing of getting squished, complete domination, reduced into pulp and melt away, but i'd rather achieve that state in different ways.Like being inside the mouth you cannot escape, trapped, engulfed by the smell of her breath, feeling all the heat by it, covered by her saliva, and played around by her skilled tongue.Being squished by her lips must be good for how extra softness
>>582174973>literally just ryuji wada's self insert storydoes doto beat you up in this
>>582175245
Banchou cute
morning
>>582174578people who are into humiliation get numb to increasingly extreme means of getting tortured so you end up with the weirdest shit
>>582175242I know, but there is a shitton of kitalings and golshi kids. If everyone in the thread puts a $50 together maybe we can buy a thoroughbred.
So, i like spats. Which umas are for me? Seiun? Do you guy enjoy spats?
>>582175285>i’m not really into vore, but [is into vore]
>>582175328
>>582175285>I don’t get the appeal of digestionI have a turbo autistic power level I like the idea of the victim getting integrated into the fat still alive and stuck inside. I guess being trapped forever is probably worse than dying but oh well
>>582174578glad i'm not a vorefag. tho i'm a growth/giantessfag
>>582175364cutesexboy>>582175373same for this one
>>582175430I EXPLAINED IT!
Can we go back to gay hours, Id take those over vore, that shit deeply unnerves me
Ya know maybe being into cuckshit ain't that bad
>>582175552Special Week this guy right here’s your meal today
>>582175534Not very pinoy power of you…
>>582175438
>>582175552unlike cock hours nobody can post pictures of themselves getting vored
nonny...?
>>582175285>The digestion part is kinda unknown, like sometime i get the appealing of getting squished, complete domination, reduced into pulp and melt away, but i'd rather achieve that state in different ways.Once I had a dream about being dissolved in acid. It was very disturbing, definitely one of the deaths of all time.
>>582175552Ok, but how do we make this thread worse?
>>582175657Sorry, I don't have any rizz to skibidi my way into your heart
>>582174103>had todid your mom tell you to? lmao
>D*itaku H*liosDay ruined
Does granny rape torena during her career? if not I'm saving my carats
>>582175671I once dreamed about getting split in a thousand cubes but it didnt hurt it was just very awkward and the guy that did it to me didnt really know how to follow it up so after a couple minutes of silence he undid it
>>582175730Ruby...
>>582175657SEXWITHZOOMER>>582175706Felt like shit, tired as hell, and my brain went to mush, making me incapable of doing what I had planned (some vibe-coding)lmao
>>582175396The cheapest jp horse sold at an auction this year was a yearling for 550k yen. That's about 3,5k USD but you need to remember that the standard cost for keeping that horse in training is around 800k Yen a year if we want it to race in JRAThat is assuming that we have someone that would be able to become an owner (which means 10-20 mil yen in yearly income and assets at around 75-100 million yen), as partial ownership under a club is banned for non-residents
Im retarded on which race i can get Oguri stars?
I don't really like Sirius.Kris S on the other hand.
>>582175552>>582175612
>>582166485>>582173463>>582175373
>>582175657yes? *wags his tail*
marda?
>>582175675Futas
>>582175962Thats cheaper than I thoughtMy family's networth is around 5M$, youre saying that if I inherited all those assets I could have a team of 2-3 NPC umas for the rest of my life?
>>582175675Pregnant umas with huge saggers
>>582176160>My family's networth is around 5M$>Bragging about YOUR FAMILY having money, in a 4chan thread full of seasAbsolutely devilish
>>582176160If you want to look into it then there is a full official guide on how this workshttps://japanracing.jp/en/about/jra/owner.html
>>582175764>acid>burned alive>shot>stabbed>power drill to the forehead>falling>drowning>nuked>suicideWhat did my brain mean by that?
My dad owns Cygames
>>582175642>>582176275Yanko...
When I get into a senior position I might buy shares of a local race horse
>>582176219Its nothing too crazy, thats just upper middle class and 80% is real estateRich starts at like 15-20M realistically in a post Trump inflation world
>>582176030no one does this.
we have blockrock CEOs, CI agents and middle managers /here/surely we can buy a horse
>>582176424Still very much RICH compared to the vast majority of people.Not sure if 5m worth through real estate is "upper middle class" exactly, but I don't read up on this type of shit
>>582176496>CI agentsNot a devops guy but I do write test and deploy pipelines
>>582176261you' ve been hexed bro
>>582176471Fat whore
These are the folks telling you to do a cheeky tenner by the way
>>582176496We could, but I dont wanna buy a horse with you guys
>>582176615yes I'm browntoo bad I'm not a woman nor an uma
>>582175971Bros?!?!
>>582176573I don't think he means CI/CD techbro
>starts writing ep on youtube to find epiphaneia's japan cup...
I need my trainee to have sex with another man while I’m tied to a chair in the same room.
>>582176387>tranny hag
>>582176496Retarded rich fags are rich by not using the moneyMuch less for anyone or anything but themselves
>>582176730Good morning Saar.
>>582176615>cheeky tenner>get two 3*>go to pity to get Wonder Acute because it’s a hot streak>Already have Rickey anyway so it’s pointlessI didn’t just snack I ate the entire family sized bag of chips and I’m filled with the same regret
>>582176708Epipipipistein....
>>582176590I wouldn't have these types of nightmares if my trainee were real and held my hand throughout the night
>>582176778Cringe
>>582176496I didnt write an annex for EU agriculture law to allow incentives return on horses, sorry.
>>582176496a single share of a horse are sometime very cheap if you want to go that way
>>582176670Life is too short to worry about your skin beyond its function
>>582176810Made for fat americans
>>582176907
>>582176730hiI bet you are also the coal shitty poster
If we're actually being serious /sp/ did bought a horse once based on of their anons going here. But y'all have to dig or ask them for more
>>582176907>>>/b/
>>582177074What if we weren't being serious
Keiba = F1>more narrative driven, turning drivers (horses and jockeys) to celebs>more popular among young audience>people watch it for various reasons like the drivers, memes, umamusume, etc>less deadly, more profitable MotoGP = american racing>sports focused, drivers are treated like actual athletes>only popular in few countries>people watch it because they love bike racing>more deadly, less profitable
>>582176907I dont want to see that
>>582176978>Gran
>>582177173holy retard
>>582177179The despicable villain and her two goonettes
Belly rubs for Ogurin
>>582177143Then I shant talk no further. You're on your own.
>>582177173>mayafag
>>582176828nonny...
>>582177371Thats one of my favorite Amazon career events
>>582176907thats enough slop for today
>>582176381
>>582176907It's really disheartening to see how gay /uma/ is
>>582177667Ugly NPC
>>582177383
>>582176767epipipi's already a serial rapist so it's fitting at least
>>582177693
Do you think she is shy about being a quick finisher
>>582171760Fronts have second wind btw
>>582177831opera is so funny
>>582177931sssssssseeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>582177954>Kentuckian
>>582177831
>>582177831wonder acute traina confirmed twink??
>>582178116>orange uma talks about misfortune
It's sprint cm after the Arima, right? What ults/skills should I be looking to inherit?Figure I'll try to get a sprint GP during half tp.
>>582178116
>>582177831Opera O does shit like this and then they call doto the villain...
>>582178258Cheer King
>>582178329I don't have Cheer King
>>582178289
>>582178116>zip in these legsFire localizers
Ily dirt grandma
>Rank 368 Mambo>Rank 369 brick-182
>>582178421
>>582178258depends what you're playing
>>582178421thingama..... jigs?
>fire localiz-dont care>what about the stor-didnt read>what about us who rea-didnt ask
>>582178183https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12251170
>>582178520>bricked are still 29/30
Do I really need claw forward or is scramble enough
I careI readI asked
>>582178258For end closers spark farm leap forward, spurt if your sprint uma don't have it and sharp steps when it releases if you are using Sweep Tosho. Ults you need cheer king and either budding or the usual pulse, shadow breakFor pace, budding blossom, victoria por plancha, mummy creek For fronts plancha, silent letter but the only viable fronts are those with an accel ult like Falco and Machan anywayLate surgers have no actual strength for that CM
>>582178598I think like this
>>582178258Leap forward
remember when almond eye was the biggest hype? i've already forgotten about her
>>582178550
>fusuposter is a nonce>chibislopper is a nonceWhat is wrong with /uma/
>>582178714You're talking about her right now retard, you didn't forget her
>>582178737>agnes/gold shit poster are raging trash poster, and probably nonces as wellOI MATE
need to snack...
>>582178716Does my bro already show up in her career? I guess not...
>>582178598>t.
>>582178790wtf the fusuposter is australian?
>>582178737>he wasn't here for the several hour long communal /uma/ rant about how not being allowed to fuck underage girls is unfair
>>582178791She also smokes in secret and has a secret boyfriend that she cheats on.
>>582178790I have never once posted trash.
>>582177831>Open up Umamusume stories>About to roll for new character>Ask director if the story stars Opera O or the new Trainee>She doesn’t understand>Pull out trainer’s handbook on media literacy and explain what it means to showcase a trainee in their story>she meows and says “it’s a good story, Toreina”>Read story>It’s Opera O
We love fillies here
I think my danchou is a pedophile
>>582178790>yuri artist
>>582178716>>582178806nyo
Tis bread stale
>>582178791Coffee supposedly suppresses appetite
My danchou is a good for nothing bum!
Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilIa. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy . Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back.
>>582163494can't be worse than the screntime of an average 4chan dwelleralready have onemy computer is in a different room from my sleeping roomI know but I think it may be brain damage or somethingI hope you have a good sleeping session though, and good morning if you're still here
>>582178737Maruzensky is the only adult what did you expect
>>582178926>ugly boy
>>582178968
this has got to be top 5 for one of our worst threads yet
>>582179016that's great to know but the guys posting that one nishino/urara/maya artist are unquestionably pedophiles
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>582178956No futa tho, so checkmate!
>>582179198did anything in particular happen earlier in this thread to make you think that? so far this just seems business as usual
*throws you*
>>582160448>nickname
>>582179209Nishino is literally a milf??
>>582179023Good morning! Hope today is a good day for you too
>>582179324>7 years old
sex with little girls
>>582179198What are the other top 5 threads?
>>582179350Hishiama wife...
>>582179453any of the cockposting threads during MANT
there's always something going on here
more like hishiama slopazon
>>582179310I fucking wish, dying in the hands of an uma must be heavenly.
>>582173890Evos come with Grand Masters which releases in like December, so it makes sense that they would already be implemented in their dev client for testingTechnically the version of the client we are on should already have evolved skills but none of the code is present, they did however leave all the translated strings https://pastebin.com/raw/tqMUANXb, so it probably more accurate to say their dev client build has them enabledPlus they were also already mentioned in one of the in-game help menus 9 months agoThere is also the League of Heroes banner in video 5 which shouldn't be there until January...tl;dr: maybe, but it's also possible they forgot to disable them, or they are just "teasing" future stuff
i want to fuck filly
>>582179535So the top 1 worst thread would be the first one where bwc got posted
someone bake ffs
>>582179585fillies are friends, not for fucking
Is there any reason to do the half tp URA scenario event if I don't care about racing spirit skills?
>>582179670>>582179670>>582179670
filling the filly (with my penis)
>>582179649fan runs for danchud
>>582179649carrotsand so you don't get sticked
>>582179248>femaleEven worse
>>582179649extra 100 carats a day
>>582177173it's less profitable because people who ride mitorbikes are retarded, and are incapable of holding a high paying job
>>582171760Final straight speed skills also have speed carry over. Note tho that 0,25 velocity is the max that can effectively be used for speed carry over, so you only need 1. Satono diamond, ardan, eishin flash inherit all work just as well as the non inherited version, amongst others.
