Previous: >>582112901>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/FirmCurrent Event: NONE>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>582134413
>>582134456/our girl/
what uma(s) occupy your headspace rent free? mine's Maruzensky
>>582134395Umas are so confusing
Best paid roll in a while.
Fuji Kiseki
>>582134604Why this guy so mad?
today i start the odyssey of fan runs during half tp
>>582134692Shiraoki I see what you've done for others. . .
>>582134456When Natie's Festival alt comes out it's gonna be weird knowing i went to pity for two alt costumes of the same uma instead of entirely new umas
>>582134704Sexy Kisexy...
>>582134603
Tachyon LOVE
diachan love
I REALLY need to stop masturbating to Super Creek.
>>582134793Blessed
>>582134646she's in the OP right now
>>582134743You better not be in my club danchou is mine
I think it will be interesting to have betting pools for the Dancho cup but I'm too stupid to make one, can't find anything online either.
>>582134649so her father was a trainer too? wonder if her mother was his acute trainee
>>582134646Stego all day, every day.
Cafe has so much butt focused art it's insane
>>582134793That's from the first 100 so far, guess I'll have to keep going>>582134692Give me some of that luck bro...
>>582134930Nope, he was a boxer
>>582134998SHE'S A BRICKHOUSE
ryan LOVE
>>582134857Marriage even
>>582134989fate of titlets
>>582134967platless shitter
>>582134646depends. Usually a rotation>Suzuka>Ardan>CB>Gentildonna>Ramonu>Maruzensky>CB>Daiwa>McQueen>CB>Brian>Mayano>CB>Suzuka>Bourbonetc etc
I think I catched aids from a nonny here...
>>582135016>you remind her of her daddyhmmwhatever I guess that doesnt mean anything haha
>>582134989tends to happen when there's not much to see on the front
>>582134998:/>>582135051I actually like Shakur, I have her in my TT team
>>582134858There's no good porn of creeku tho
>>582134646teio but just because of all the dumbass teioposts here
>>582135215Bourbon was like that too...
>>582134989I enjoyed this post so much I went to download it as if it were a picture. I am going to sleep.Hopefully to dream of Cafe butt
>>582135215just like real women
>10 minutes since new OP bread>V is still getting dog piled on the last thread
>>582135215I understand now, it's a coincidence.
>>582135224
>>582135440good, he deserves it
>>582135115absolutely
>>582135440But I thought there was only one schizo
>>582135471dozo
>half tp event>only for the first scenario...Why?
>>582135440did you know that you can leave it behind and just enjoy no drama in the new thread?
who is going to not play uma for 5 days to get 10 free tenners for Kitasan Blanco?
>>582135237a dedicated trainer stablediffusions his way through such obstacles
>>582135471Just realized I'm 3k carats short of 200 rolls toofuck me I guess
>>582135614So I can get my RSS and RSM sparks that's why
This thread will not be reformed and ready
Wasn't she supposed to be one of the cutest ones? Or her makeup that time was especially shit? She's looking like a banshee here
>>582135638omg meeee
>>582135614farm the fans piggy
>>582135215
>>582135614They initially launched this on JP with the updated URA. It seems random to us because we got the scenario buffs early
>>582135614no idea. I'm ignoring it though, already having RS: Stamina in my legacies, and URA gives you weak parents compared to GL
>>582134646Rice
umarollers...
Mambo Wife
>>582135638losing my log in streak would piss me off more than not getting Kitablanco in those 10 tenners
cm19 finals status?
which post started the "reformed and ready" meme
>>582135827literally the best way to play the gameimagine rolling cards just to lose to the 33/33/33 coinflip in Finalsmost cucked are piggies because they paid to still lose
>>582135861same
this thread will now post friendly things and we will all be happyremember to keep it buono! because we all deserve BIG love!
>Feel bad for V trauma dumping>Reverts againSchizos never again
>>582135940The retard changed its bio to that when they rejoined /uma/ club
>>582135654Coming down from gambler's high I can't be too mad, I got 9 3* in 180 rolls which is pretty good honestlyand I got Cafe and Festival Rudolf whom I would have happily spent 200 rolls on each so it's all cooland Bamboo Memory too, I kinda like her
>>582135993>trauma dumpingHuh?
Can't wait for these faggots to lose tomorrow (except Lemon)
>>582135973I agree!
Post your Ms.Victoria
i squirt italian dressing into my hand and slurp it up while i pump out aces as a snackNOT a teiobro btw
>>582136175We hate mambocchi now
>>582136125He got raped by a pack of wild Africans every day for a few years when he was a kid
>>582136125Check two threads back
>>582135973dating a beeg uma would fix me
>>582136259Can you give me somethinf to ctrl f for
>>582136214>i squirt italian dressing into my hand and slurp it up while i pump out aces as a snack>italian dressingthat's not a euphemism, right?r-right?
>>582135473870 stam plus siphon should be enough. In hindsight you are right I should have taken relax because my wit is in the shitter and downhill mode might fuck me stamina wise and claw forward might fuck me.Ah fuck I hope it's alrignt
My S...
>>582136376nope. i have a bottle of italian dressing that i squirt into my hand and slurp upits really yummyyou should try it with a sauce you like
>>582136323this would work better with the roles reversed
0 carats. Am I still able to make it until Ramonu?
lategawds do I borrow flash and use creek or do I need kris for claw forward?
>>582136532no
So what I'm getting is that if I put a cheeky tenner on the Acute banner, I'm basically guaranteed to get a 3* spook.
>>582136498I just made spicy bbq chicken thighs, pan-seared with beef fat, feel like a fat fuck, couldn't eat another bitebut I might try this with siracha tomrrow, that sauce is godly
>>582136575yeppers
>>582136565Okay then time to uninstall this piece of shit p2w game.
>>582136301>>582098757
>>582136552Kris is guaranteed perfect proc 0.4 accel.
>>582136676bye anon
reminder that bono would actually get you fat on purpose so you can cushion her weight and to fondle your love handles and belly because she likes em big
>>582135993>Schizos never againbut he was defending the heliosposter and trying to stop drama this time
>>582136209Nobody cares faggot, wahey poster owns you
>>582136552you need claw but it's a dogshit card. we're cooked this cm since it's front/end slop anyways
>>5821365753%/10, so basically guaranteed, yeahDON'T DO IT RETARD
V can't do self harm because he's so fat lard would come out of the cuts instead of blood
>>582136698you're telling me the guy who calls everyone schizo admits to having clinical schizophrenia? say it ain't so
>>582136716No downsides!
>>582136698Cheers
>>582136905Vs entire existence can be described as self harm
>>582136905This, the knife would just bounce off his fat lard body
Could someone post the image that has recommended deck compositions for different scenarios?
TT updating is fun>>582137082The one that has like 3 guts for L'Arc?
>>582136698>injurousThat's not a real wordWhat country does this bum come from?
i have autism. the COOL neurological disordernot stinky schizophrenia like V has
>>582137250That post is not V
>>582137250Indog
>>582137250Sounds like something someone from Malaysia would use after learning it in some shitty private school
What drama did we collect my Curren spies
this is a Japanese umamusume, surely
what are the chances for umama and V to dual suicide
>>582137312The cool autism or the "being a burden for everyone around for the rest of my life" autism?
why won't you guys release the mahjong list
>>582137250probably meant injurious
>>582137250https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/injuriousThere's a typo on your post
>>582137445Umama eloped to flirt with mambocchi in /uma/ club. They're done
>>582137456stop asking it doesn't exist
>>582136782I love this.
>>582137194Yes that one. I'm assuming there's some reason for that.
>>582137551But Curren spies said it does
>>582137450im married and my job is something i can hold down solely because its caters to a hyperfixation of mine and is niche and necessary enough to keep us afloat financially
Up.
>>582136727>>582136932>>582137312there's actually a huge difference between schizophrenia and the personality disfunction shown in these threads by some to the point it bothers me we have to use the word "schizo"Actual schizophrenia is sad. For example it makes it extremely difficult to shower and clean yourself when you have it even if you want to. The end result in that case is the same as if you were a lazy, disgusting, unaware Teio bro - but the schizophrenic can't actually help it.Uma Musume is a really cool game I love it.
>>582137615wtf bro
Jong island?
lets be kind
why does the satono group develop hypno apps bwos...
>>582137615Yeah V is just a sociopath and a narccicist who clearly doesn't have a job so comes here to vent his frustrations. He's not even unique you can find a V in any community but since he's a sociopath he thinks he's a legend here or something
>>582137598You’re supposed to ask what’s up…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqPZZazIxbQ
after finding out he's probably a real schizophrenic, I really don't feel bad for bullying him into never giving advice again since all he did was spread bullshit and post stolen screenshots lol
I love my genius wife!
>>582137849I hope the /uma/club danchou recruits him and kicks him just before the month ends
>>582137809I agree but V is the sole exception, he does not deserve any kindness
>>582134857Haru Urara better change her title, because the real bestest prize is right here
I haven't been clinically diagnosed but on an 'anonymously write your impressions paper' in one college class someone wrote 'you're like sheldon' and he's autistic or something right. I don't even watch the show but my friends and anyone I told it too laughed their assed off after I tell them. Is it that bad? I still haven't watched it
>>582137884shut up falco
>>582137884not much man, whats up with you?
>>582137596Nice, anon. My nephew has a hyperfixation on cranes and similar machinery, but sadly his autism is the type that means he can't get a job or live alone, for that matter
>>582137957What about the other one?
>>582138119The other one is not malicious only quirky
>>582137995I don’t know, I didn’t think I’d get this far. How are you?
>>582138119Eh who cares, inoffensive just kinda annoyingV is intentionally shitting up the threads, doxxing anons and other shit
I deserve a sleevejob from Satono Diamond.
>>582137987Sheldon is essentially blackface for the autism spectrum.
>>582137987people who aren't actually trained to know what they're looking for are notoriously terrible at actually picking apart what is social maladaptation and actual autismits why you've got a rise of people in the west nowadays fretting that "autism isnt real", simply because they read symptoms on a checklist or compare with "safe" autists within media and assume by that metric then "everyone is a little autistic". while self-diagnosing can be fine for things like depression or anxiety, as the actual diagnosis process is only moderately more difficult than self diagnosis, autism, alongside other developmental learning disabilities have such a high degree of nuance, especially with higher functioning individuals, that actually diagnosing it without being trained to recognize whats what, is a fools errand and leads to more retards on tiktok who claim autism because they liked thomas the tank engine when they were 4 and have hobbies.get tested
>>582138229I have a boyfriend, creep
Is it just me or is this the CM where most of /uma/ achieved A finals and are anxiously waiting for the finals?
>>582138229me taking a huge shit
>not a single announcement saying URA half TP is live nowWhy are they like this
>>582138119also deserves lethal injection
ok well fuck you then thanks for the "carats"
>>582137987Sheldon doesn't watch anime or type on 4chan. So you aren't like Sheldon. It's just somebody who has barely entry level understanding on something giving you an opinion.
>>582138482try again you can do up to 20 of these in ura and still be carats positive
>>582138119Enables the schizo so just as bad
>>582138579fuck you danchou
>>5821382767 and sleevejobs for all!
the more energy you direct towards V the bigger his phantom galbladder becomes and the thread will never get better
>>582138470BASED RICE
>>582137950he wouldn't do that, he's not mean spirited like that. he probably will just kindly deny him if he even applies. also i don't know why he would build a "fan resume" if this dumb rumor of him transfering is even true. /uma/clubchou has never cared about fan progress before someone joins
>>582138734Umama will vouch for him unfortunately
>>582138753I've gone deaf..
>>582138697hory shet
Umamers has the best lines.>Reformed and ready>Need come on my face>Need men to take advantage of me>Yurrr
bazinga
>>582138697>7uoooooooohhh
>>582137569https://files.catbox.moe/vaf0e5.jpg
>>582138823shhh
>>582138876
Sexy Oguri Cap
give me all the non-platinum trophy looks better anyway
>>582138928Finally my spooked MLB Ines Fujin guts getting used soon...
>>582138697aaiiiiieeee
>>582138118>his autism is the type that means he can't get a job or live alone, for that matternta but that's mine too
>>582138370i scheduled an autism assessment a few minutes ago
>>582139160So how do you have money then
I want a spin off anime episode where it's just palmer recreating Happy Gilmore but in less than half an hour. Wrestle that gator Palmer!
>>582139195remember that any meds prescribed are not to help you but something the place you're going have to do to continue receiving funding from the pharmaceutical company that sponsors them
My trainee is looking at me with funny faces and she is also wearing a pink ribbon on her tail, it's cute, should I ask her what's going on?
>>582139195well hopefully it comes fast. when i got tested it was 2 months to get an initial appointment, 2 months after that to get a test, and 1 month to receive the writeup concerning the ADOS testing and whatnot, and they said that that was a quick turnaround, with most places typically taking 6 months minimum to a year just to start the initial appointment
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE TASUKETE TAZUNA
>>582139359bwochacho, you dont get meds for autism... they just recommend a social worker if its bad enough...
>>582139160Years ago my parents were pestering me to get a job after I dropped out of college (was bombing classes left and right, couldn't keep up). However, I think after I moved back they realized I might be actually retarded and they stopped doing than, even being quite nice about my slowness. It's... it's a little bit sad but I think it's for the best. I wish I could make money out of the things I love but whenever I think about adding monetary gain to my hobbies I can feel the passion for them slipping away.
why are all the clubs doing good this month
>>582139359i just want work accomodations so i can play more umamusume pretty derby>>582139402it's some online crap so first appointment is next weeki dont care about the quality i just want the accomodations letter
>>582139574Wasn't Mambo dying?
I meant to post this before her banner dropped, but this is Wonder Acute's song, say something nice about it.https://youtu.be/reDNnPwrbd4?si=XPfQmHqYKgaLemxF
>>582139602WE'RE THIS CLOSE TO RYAN VALENTINEYIPPEE
>>582139557Hope you cherish your parents gwo...
>>582139574the carat positive gaslight worked
>>582139508She's just going to turn a blind eye to it. You're fucked (quite literally)
How many months do we have until Ramonu? I want to roll for Acute without bricking myself.
>>5821397904 more months
>>582139790check by yourself before bricking your accounthttps://umacaratcalculator.com/appput 200 rolls for acute, no snacking you have to commit
>>582138697>Dia, who has never seen my manhood suddenly unzipping my pants and feeling up my hidden pp I can't help but think how lewd that would be kinda like wearing a blindfold, closing your eyes before kissing or holding hands under the sheets
>>582138928I think that's different from the one I've seen before, but it agrees on the thing I wanted to check. Every scenario after GM defaults to one wit card, so why the fuck is everyone sucking Ramonu's dick so hard when positional wits like Bourbon and Sweepy are going to trump her out of the deck four months after her banner?
When is Rob Roy?
>>582139602its gonna be hard to resist pulling for Ace. But that's what selectors are for.
>>582138818i don't think that will go very far. ironically despite managing the most "mercenary" club on paper, danchou's focus seems to be creating the most activity-filled, warm and friendly club posible. umama has already shown he doesn't give much of a shit about the club itself when he moved to Uma&Co
>>582139602BLACK PARADE SHAKUR CLOSER THAN I THOUGHT >>582139698I do but I feel like I have a hard time expressing it. Like, whenever I'm at the stadium watching footy with my dad it's one of the best days ever, but actually putting that into words is hard to do. Mom likes old school anime and zombie flicks so we have that in common. Idk how to explain it, music and art bring me to tears very easily but my emotions feel very muddied irl
https://x.com/umamusu_goods/status/2102733216155152483Thoughts?
>>582140093>music and art bring me to tears very easily but my emotions feel very muddied irlI'm the same way.
Dropped 10k carats for literally no reason (I was bored). I did not get grandma so it wasn’t meant to be.
Why are schizos trauma dumping in the thread now?If V does it then everyone can do it too?
>>582139968
>>582140093
Granny…
>>582140208That's how it works
>>582140208He got mad the baker changed the OP a bit
>>582139602are any of these must pull for pacers
>>582140123I'm hungry. I should go to white castle.
>>582140123bed-breaking sex with plump umas
I'm one of the normal ones here
>>582140206niceyou have a few hours to make your xoguri ace
>>582140123>Thoughts?I want to cum inside Dantsu
>>582140430>reddit tachyonI believe you
>>582140093Actions speak louder than words nonners
>>582138370>or compare with "safe" autists within mediaSafe mental illness is actually a plague in media but ESPECIALLY vidya I cannot fucking stand it. I know one game that portrayed genuine mental illness and it’s infamous for “bad writing” because the mentally ill character is mentally ill
>>58214020610k carats is not a cheeky tenners...
>>582140317Yes.
>>582139650Here's a better version with lyrics.https://youtu.be/nl4M9xg3W7c?si=lQsCDj3gKAvX4q3L
>>582139650Her voice is really nice>あなたの嬉しそうな 笑顔 花開く その瞬間(とき)を>一緒に過ごせたなら 何よりも幸せです man...
>>582140093>Shakur x Digitanweird pairing but I like the style
I was expecting Falco to explain why she decided to run in a race known for having mostly pre debut umas but I guess she can just do that
Would you rather second place in A or 1st place in B?
>>582140642which ones
>>582140703I dont ship it but i understand it, they interact more often than most and shakur doesnt entirely blow off digitan.
>>582140430Same, I believe I am not defective.
>>582140801Gonna be honest, I wasn't ready for the follow up.
>>582140860
Is it so wrong to want this in my life?
>>582140093They're post 2 anni banners so maybe not that close
>>582140317Real talk, no, but Tachyon makes a good parent.
>>582140653
do not open
>>582140985That's one of the few feeling I understand
>>582140923i dont have an image response for that so have this instead
>>582141098Yeah but for some reason I thought she was only coming in 2028
>>582140657>上手く行かず 悲しみに暮れ>涙零れる こともあるでしょう>そんな時は前を向けるまで>一人じゃないあなたのすぐそばで
>>582141153You think you can redeem yourself?
>>582139602wheres kitasan white
>>582034543teio for u
>>582141427holy CUTE
>>582141427Do ナリタトップロード next :)
Which one to get?
>>582127932>IsraelWTF when did that happen? How the fuck am I supposed to fully unlock the trophy room for my self-insert and all four of her wives now?
>>582141427cute, love your drawings anon
>>582140653Damn, this is actually kind of soothing.
>>582141609OG is a better pose and a sexier outfit. easy pick
>>582141618Manual MANT
>>582140985
>>582141604no, kill yourself
>>582139924You are absolutely correct. Do not pull.
>>582141618Do the races and the trophies go in your office, otherwise your trainee keeps them for training herself.On a separate note, I really like the scene with akikawa you get when you collect them all... wish we got to interact with her more.
>>582141427cute deio :3
>>582136229fuck mambocchi. am i right mambros?
first ace run of the day
>use flash ssr>it sucksbros... what the fuck is the point of cards if kitasan is just better than them
>>582141896If it's anything like actual horse races, then the uma gets a small version of the trophy while the trainer gets a big one.
