Previous: >>582085103>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/FirmCurrent Event: NONE>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Tachyon LOVE
ryan LOVE
>>582112728NEVER LISTEN TO THE NUMBERS BWOS
I AM BRICKED
>>582112394
shan't roll for d*rters
She cute, still, i can't bring myself to cheat on Machitan.
how do i delete falco from my account
Digitan LOVE
Oh well, sorry grandma
/uma/ club love
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLH2tpF2ulgBACute advice from chiyono
wahey>>582113008I still need to apologize since it's EARLY BWEADthe format is nice though I like it
We aren't rolling for grandma.
Acute!
umama hate
DON'T PULL I REPEAT DO NOT PULL
>>582113056Good job club dacchi
But how does planting and caring for a tree help with racing?
I'm guessing that the game giving me two dirters I really wanted in the same tenner is a sign that dirters are shrimply superior to turf eaters.
>>582113016Who fucking cares if an uma is good for PVPThis is a fucking gacha game. It exists only to provide cute characters to me and for me to interact with them
POST FAN FARM SCHEDULES
Do you really love your shortstacks or you're just taking advantage of their assets?
if I use my luck here I'll end up having to go to every spark at the end of the year, so I'm not rolling
ningen love
Traina! Start your 40 race URA run!
>>582113165Make sure to click the homescreen banner for your 100 carats
where the hell are the Acute lobby events
>>582113317
>>582113365only if i get to fuck her trainee too
how do you not tank your already bad ura statlines for parents if you fanmaxxjust stick to the 24 race schedule?
This game is fucking evil
Hey!
>Wada - T. M. Opera O reference
>>582113484you start by not expecting to make remotely usable parents in URA and work backwards from there
Granny Milk…..
I like how big the font is in URA. big number make big happy
>>58211348424 races isnt a fan run bwo, you arent getting anything good from ura anyway
I'll just ticket acute sorry I can't go on like this
>>582113561Against those three? I wouldn't even last a minute
>>582113216I already did tho
what ticket does your danchou use for killing flatliners?
>>582113484Just collect your carats to use on GL bwo
>Pisces 2 (Nakayama 2000m) starts before AncestorsWhat are the decks going to look like? 2 speed + 1 power + 2 wit + 1 flex?
>>582113561rickey's donkey ass ears
>>5821137892 speed 2 wit 1 Throne 1 whatever you want
>>582113718fuck me i meant sticker, i need to sleep
>>582113165What did Bakushin mean by this?
How can you hate acute? Dhes lovley
You ARE pulling for the cutest and most talented IRL horse, right bros?
Retarded troll bake I knew heliostranny is the one sabotaging the threads
>>582113868You mean the stamps which can be posted in the circle chat?
You faggots already have RICKEY and TAIKI, why are you pulling this bum?
>>582114032nyo
>>582114051rape yourself
She’s so aCute!
How long does a cat with stage 3/4 CKD have? Am I just prolonging their suffering by trying for medicines?Cute granny.
>>582113561>wadawho?
80 draws for three new Uma. Pretty good.Since I drew so little maybe I pull the Vodka/Daiwa banner now.
I can't habeeb I almost didn't pull on Cooler Tamamo. I don't even want her base form anymore.
>>582114081You are a FAGGOT and a RETARD
SHUT UPI AM NOT THROWING ANOTHER TEN PULL AWAY
>>582114051jealousy is unbecoming
>>5821137892 wit, throne+2 speed/1 guts, 1 speed/2 guts
>>582114051How is this a troll bake
would you a granny?
>>582114186>>582114180>>582114105Take your meds whiteknights
genuinely the raped
>>582114076yeah that>>582114112depends on their age, a couple years if they're young, otherwise im sorry bwo
>>582114081I don't have either of them, I pull horses based on how much i want to fuck them, and i wan't to fuck acute.
I don't know.
>>582114112Letting go is an important part of being alive and caring for someone
>>582114032I got raped by the cb/creek banner so I'm just going to ticket her
uh oh melty
>>582114051
>>582114112I dunno just kill it if she looks in pain a lot of the time and there's no way for you to cure her
>>582114081She's a cute!
>>582113420Maybe this can be improved? I usually get 1.7M~1.2M. Sadly the dox sites don't show individual career fan gains to prove it
/ourgirl/
hey you, why aren't you LOOPING right now?
>>582114339Town bycicle...
i like dirters
>>582114338show an improved version>>582114383I already looped during the last half tp event
>>582114337
>>582113707Why...
>>582114383looping my tounge in Sweeps butt
triple 6 umafia
>>582114434That's Ikuno though?Natie would be faithful but she would never get a date to begin with
i hate dirters
>>582114469I'll grab my agenda when my clank ends
>>582114526She cute
>>582114251He's about 15.
Cinema capstone race before the finals.
>>582114434>Town bycicle...Nobody is talking about trainer though.
>>582114337jej
>>582113864>>582114183>ThroneSay it ain't so
I pulled F*lco instead of acute.........
Huh, my Wonder Acute looks really weird
>>582114534My XOg was the only one on my team with a debuff skill at all because she ran out of shit to buy lmao
Is kita white the next hitler?
>>582114657oh... yeah then it might be best to put the old man down, you gave him a good life anon... hes not gonna hate you for letting him take it easy one last time
Surely if I buy a tenner cygames will get the memo...
Well then.
Me omw to to pull for acute>>582114786
>>582114831I fucking love pickles
>>582114769if "hitler" is xoguri then there will never be anotherthere are always meta umas but there will never be another as dominant as xoguri, not even chrono with her retardedly broken ult
>>582113207Kill yourself
>>582114659Winrate?
>>582114769Other fronts compete with her just fine she just tends to be one of the stronger ones IF she gets angling I assume. Kind of like a Seiun Sky if Seiun had more in her kit that left her poised to win. Vfujin takes over precisely because it's difficult to take angling from velocity unique having fronts most of the time.
Golshi is so cheap compared to Kita huh
>>582114825????????
>>582115014woe spechud upon ye
Tanhauser is a virgin saving herself for me
>>582114434But that not Curren?
>>582114831I fucking hate picklesActually IRL
>>582114934>there will never be another hitler
>>582114112It sucks that your pet is going through that, but at some point you have to realize you have a pet being medicated past it's natural life expectancy while you're paying for a vet's vacation
>>582115014YESALWAYS GAMBLEMAXXX
>>582115002well duh, he's a shit sire
>>582115002well /uma/, would YOU spend ~35k on golshi semen?
I love my genius wife!
>>582115121die
>>582114967
>>582114201I would. Several times per day.
>>582115002>Shadai SS>Shadai SS>Shadai SS>Shadai SS>Shadai SS>Shadai SS
>>582115059>>582115178
I think anon is just mad he can't get acute
>>582115263oy vey stop nyoticing
>>582114463Pot 5 your base Ulala
>>582115263What did you expect?
umarollers...
>>582115002Equinox reveal will break the servers
>>582114434oh no i would hate that...
Guess I'm baking early every single time now that it's ok because heliostranny is doing it
>>582115452I am playing umamusume for the umass
>>582114625Wtf you too >>582115441
Before pulling a card you should always look up in what events it's used with caratcalculator or looking up old JP meta discussionThere's a lot of dumb mistakes in the caratcalculator (like it glazes Eishin speed all the time) but it's good to see if you can come close to a whale deck. I'm surprised at how often I can just get the exact whale deck so I can just skip the card I wanted to pull
should I ignore the pain in my balls and crank one more for granny
>>582115436>>582114747which umas have the biggest clevage?
Biwa's saftey shorts hurt my head
>>582115465I would say Dodo is more "beloved", especially as the inheritor of the title "Supreme Commander of the Rising Sun"It will be very funny if Cygames fucks up Eclair's career story
>>582114867You have been blessed with a little miracle.
>>582115610If you can pull for Ramonu, and your deck has KSB + Tachyon + Creek + SMaru + CB you're in whale territory already.
Chiyo told me if I don't raise Maya's End Closer aptitude from B to A she'll explode on the trackThis isn't actually true, right bwos..?
>>582115518nice neechan never did this. and neither did you.
Me when I xoggy dom dom
>>582116026post the one where Ruby is smiling because it's Helios hanging
>>582116026
>>582116126
I'm aware they both suck, but which one has the better chance of winning tomorrow? I'm a n00bLeft has more mid race and FC but right has medium S and more consistent ult proc
>>582115918Got KSB in the first rerun, Fine Motion too, Tachyon in the scenario banner and I just got Creek and 2LB CBOh and I will get use my 1.5+2nd anni tickets to get 1LB S.Maru.65k carats left btw
>>582116026>>582116140I don't know the lore. What's wrong between Ruby and her trainer? The second picture makes me sad.
Consider the following:
wtf who removed visit tomakomai from the op?
>>582116206
>danchou is asking for donations again
>>582116430wahey poster a day or two ago. you should kill him!
Post granny sex or I won't pull
>>582116487>>582116513actually it was V who removed it since it disappeared from this thread onwardhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/581897062/it was still a sneaky add for no reason so I kept it removed
>>582116415Ruby's trainer thinks he's not good enough for her and stuff, it's a pretty cute career mode so I won't say more
>>582116126>>582116206Ruby wouldn't do this.
>>582116430Tomakomai propaganda will not be stopped.You WILL visit Tomakomai. All of you will.
>>582115518umanko
IT'S UPLOOP NOW!!!!
>>582116609V made a fixed OP?
>>582116415Ruby and her trainer care about eachother deeply but rubytore has a bad case of imposter syndrone due to the nature in which he was selected to be Rubys trainerTheir story is quite cute in my opinion
>>582115465Brusquement reveal didn't
>>582116739yea I think so, that was at 5am I was asleep no way I'd have baked that.........
>>582116419WOOOORRSSSTTTTFUCKINGMEJIRO
>>582116692holy shit it's REAL?
DO I TRUST THE CHIYO GASLIGHT1?
>>582116572when I find the wandaa akyuuto footjob pic again then I will
>>582116692b-but THEY say I can't loop anything good from URA!not to mention I struggle to hit 1100 on any stat with the decks I want and can't get consistent ss in GL...
>>582116756Duramente is ugly, edgy, brown, autistic, and most likely smells bad without noticing
new Cafe anon back here again, i completed URA first try (idk how easy or hard that is but felt good) but I've came to this screen, what are sparks and should I reroll and if so what for?
>>582116124at the finals lobby - where the debuffers at?xoggy want double dom dom!
>>582116609I deleted my post to show I was wrong
>>582113660The cutest pull possible
>>582113484you do it in MANT. I don't know what some club monthly quota are but doing 1 millions fans twice a day should be enough. I'm following this one and they say they do it in GL.
>>582116991
>>582117025good now REPENT
>>582116342righttop speed and reliable heals is an acceptable tradeoff for fucky midrace lean on your reliable ult letting you chain NSM and Maneuver if she's too far back for MPB
Gold City feet in my mouth
wait so this meltdown is because OP removed a joke link that has no relevance to the game?
>>582117062>you do it in MANTno one's doing manual MANT runsor should be, at least
>>582117070no one cares about your idol, schizo
>>582117164>schizo freaks out over a non-issuewhat else is new
>>582117164turns out anyone can be a schizo
>>582117164Obviously not.
>>582117164tomakomai isn't even a real place, it's made up for uma
AKEK
>>582116983sparks are the items of that list and give you stats or skill hints during inspirations from each of your parents, and they go from 1 to 3 stars, with more stars giving you more stats or chances of activating the sparkdon't worry too much about rerolling if you're new
>>582116342You fucked up the recoveries on the left OguriFor that reason only, right is the correct answer
>>582116983You know what career inspirations are? Your sparks influence what stats/skills you get from those inspirations.Don't worry about rerolling right now
>>582117164what meltdown? i'm trying to find it
>>582117164it doesn't matter don't engage with it......
yeah man, I love tomakomai
>>582117070...reformed?
>>582117251You should visit.
Post finals teams
>>582117480reforming for /uma/ club*
Remember to register for CM during SEA hours so you get a low MMR lobby.
>>582117564Hoping for the best
>>582117641
>>582115610>pace is the most whaley decknever beating the pace piggies allegationswho wants to use pace for long anyway lol?
Saunzu obu Āsu
But that's not A Cute
HOT single grandmas in your area that are DESPERATE to fuck! Click here to start chatting!
>>582117564ALL IN HORSE 17and nyo this Maya is an ace
>>582117487It looks like one big commie block
>>582117772proof?
but is Acute for (You)?
>>582117712all the ones shown there are equally whaley thoughbeitand pace is the most f2p friendly style in the future since almost all of their specialist cards get free pulls
She even good for the champions cup group A final?Feel like I got too many gold skills
>>582117434>>582117447ah got it, thanks!
which /uma/ club member is for (you)?
>>582117981I'm waiting for someone to confirm that before I pull
>>582118054I hope I get someone like you on finals ngl
>>582117073WTF is this real
>>582118197anon nyo....
>>582118054i hope i match into you bwo
>>582117564can't wait for it to be over to start training for the real CM
>>582116206HELIOS HATE
>>582118017>requires both mcqueen and opera wit which both come with 0 free pulls just before/after must pull banners>both give key accels so you need at least one>pace is the most f2p friendly style in the future The next pace card free pulls are right before 4th anni
>>582117564gonna get my girl her Ms. Victoria and leave a trail of corpses in my wake
>>582118171>>582118248Why?
>>582117682If you had Mummy Creek this could have been a Cingray team
>>582117187it's auto of course, I hasn't tried a GL run myself the ai probably cheat and get you the 20 songs gold even when you didn't slot in LH or scenario link cards.
reminder to not register your team until the game does it automatically so the game groups you with lazy people who have terrible teams
>>582117564
*coughs blood*i snacked...
i need wonder acute and mejiro ardan to both whisper in my ears while edging me i know i can handle it
Sleeping with my Granny, because I'm scared.
>>582118372most "generalist" meta scenario cards come with pace or "near the front" skills
>>582117564Nothing fancy.
>>582118479What a soulful team oh wait ryan is therewell, you tried.
>>582118472>
>>582118463medium A, powerlet, skill listlet, comically overstammeddon't change her out tho
>>582117564hello
I need to spend an afternoon drinking tea and painting alongside Acute or I'll die. it's not a matter of choice
>>582118710Me on the right
>>582118664laisu isnt kinda nice...
>>582117564It's double deboooofer I don't give a SHIT anymore kusoge
>>582118651Bobo and Mambo are laughing at you bwo...
>>582118705She's not registered though
>>582118465Stam debuffers should always be in doubles, otherwise I would have
>>582118623That doesn't make them pace cardsIn that case Kitasan is a front card, Orfevre is an end card and Still in Love is a late card
>>582117564It was kinda boring
>>582118753But those are the types of candies i usually buy...
>>582117712Are you blind? How the fuck did you reach that conclusion based on that pic?Going by the Standard, Fronts have 2 whale cards (Maru+Bourbon), against only one for Paces (McQueen)The whale cards only add SoE for the three positions but adding 2 more whale cards for Lates (Cafe+Flash). The reality is actually the opposite from what your brain told you
>>582118847usually I like speakeys but ryan is UGLY
currently fidgeting with my dick and helicoptering it but not hornyuma for this feel
>>582118763
>>582118925theyre called CRYERS
>>582118623when everyone has them, the competition becomes whoever has the more whaley deck between pacers and boy do they have a lot of cards to roll on
>>582118925criers
>>582118896Thank you Maruzensky that's really cool of you Maruzensky
>>582117981Yea in the valentines event she literally can't contain herself and has to tell everyone about it
supiki
>>582118905Sure, getting MLB Mcqueen with no tickets nor free pulls is much more f2p friendly than pulling Bourbon with free pulls and getting Maru with tickets
>>582119008they're gay
>>582119030Granny has a dorky side...
>>582118905Bobo love us that why she comes with 80 free pulls
>>582119030>Stop the presses! STOP THE PRESSES!she's so fucking stupid I love her so much
Odds I build Triple Front for CM20Evens I build Triple EndDubs and I build Matikanetannhauser Ace
THEY ARE CALLED CRYERS BECAUSE THEY CRY JUST LIKE THE HIT ANIME SERIES HIGURASHI WHEN THEY CRY NOT HIGURASHI WHEN THEY SUPIKI
>>582119235>HIGURASHI WHEN THEY SUPIKIkek
>>582119206same but with falco instead of mambo
>>582119206Enjoy your rape bwocho
>>582118536You would lose in an instant
How do I make a granny team? There is Maru, Acute, but who can be the third?
>>582119328>maru>granny larp
>>582119235>JUST LIKE THE HIT ANIME SERIES HIGURASHI WHEN THEY CRY NOT HIGURASHI WHEN THEY SUPIKIThanks for the laugh bwo
>>582119328rudolf
>>582118887yeah but other styles don't get to use the full skill set so they have to compensate with other specialist cards or inspirationthere are exceptions (not orfevre though) but the general trend is that the BiS meta cards favour pace chasing and to a lesser extent late surging
>>582119328
Stop the presses!!
>>582119328Maru is 17.
me with furawa
Saw a rather unsightly hentai of Mejiro bright being slapped before sex that upset me she is for gentle love making.
>>582119560so is wonder acute tho
Where is the Chiyo homo
>>582119328nice nature is grandma coded
>>582119328don't say that
>>582118664Don't bully my former danchou...
>>582119615me with an anon
>>582119618And if she asks you to slap her?Would you turn down the whims of your trainee?
>>582119328pearl
>>582119524The mating press must go on
>>582118479Can I see your bright in detail
>>582119560or 18 (more likely)>>582119643Acute is two years younger than Maru
>>582119137Even if I agree with you, according to that pic Lates are still more whale oriented than Paces
>>582119441>>582119487>>582119792Rudi, Ramonu and CB are old, but they don't have the granny energy.
hmm
>>582119472None of the cards that are considered generalists are like that, at most there's 2-3 pace skill among 10 skills or more. But then you should say the same about Kitasan who has 3 front skills in her hintsOnly cards that could fit your description is Efforia specifically for medium so she's never a generalist
>>582119873shes overstammed i know, but she has carried me hard this cm
Dirters...
>>582120069you're probably better off being a bit overstammed than die by murmurs to be honest
Dantsu Flame feels like the type of uma who often complain about having huge boobs in a casual manner, unknowingly making others jealous or horny.
>>582120069Overstammed? Isn’t that what her ult wants?
>>582120069Bright gets stronger the more overstammed she is THO
its that easy
>>582117564Just trust me that the suzu is an ace
>>582119986Rudolf has huge grandpa energy with her stupid jokes though
>>582120268
>>582120268DAAAAHBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>582120250>>582120252ohim just retarded then
>>582119978Can agree with that yeah, depends if you are going for Pokke speed or no
>>582119618Bright is a good horse
what the fuck is a wonder acute
Ahahaha it's that easy luckbr- wait no No NO NO NO
>>582119735I think it would be difficult to object in a moment of Carnal desire with bright…
>>582120512haha you're gay now
>>582120512dude that's sick. bamboo memory is a really cool uma congrats
>>582119986Ramonu is a mean old lady, not a kind granny.Rudolf, shibi (and ace!) are all old but they actually bothered to try and move forward with the times so they just seem middle aged.
>>582120542Fat fuck
>>582120512you've been infected with jobbing
honse time?
>>582120512lol enjoy your osu
Why is Winning Ticket crying after she asked me to suck her boobs? She's also saying that I look like a baby, I don't understand.
>>582120512congrats on your chinese citizenship bro
>pace chaser corners>with all my soul (near the front mid-race)>on the attack (pace)>up-tempo (near the front mid-race)>satisfying pace/check (pace/late)it's not a pace chaser card though bro
>>582120542
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE GRANNY I WANT TO IMPREGNATE GRANNY I WANT TO IMPREGNATE GRANNY I WANT TO IMPREGNATE GRANNY I WANT TO IMPREGNATE GRANNY I WANT TO IMPREGNATE GRANNY I WANT TO IMPREGNATE GRANNY I WANT TO IMPREGNATE GRANNY I WANT TO IMPREGNATE GRANNY I WANT TO IMPREGNATE GRANNY I WANT TO IMPREGNATE GRANNY I WANT TO IMPREGNATE GRANNY I WANT TO IMPREGNATE GRANNY I WANT TO IMPREGNATE GRANNY
>>582120773stop noticing
>>582113016Wasted 100 rolls just to not use her for the dirt med CM and also not in the TT spot either
>>582120773I hate bait here's your (You) you FUCKING ape
>>582120343its more like dad oneWhat about Hishi Miracle?>>582120409a cute!
Do we get another SSR card selector or two on Ramonuversary?
>>582120705
>>582120512>Bamboo Acute
>>5821208751 free 2 paid
>>582120773Kitasan is a front card
>>582120817Start the presses!!
>>582120773That "pace" card didn't do well since pace chasers are still dogshit when she's released thoughbeit
>>582120817I say this
>>582120875you always get at least one thenmaybe more if you oink out a little
The minimum age to get a standard car driver's license in Japan is 18 years old, but for driving sports cars, one must have experience for atleast 3 years. Maruzensky is at the very least 21, the only officially "legal" uma...
>>582120817Same.
>>582121062Mommyzuri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqPZZazIxbQWho did it best?
>>582120950are they actually paid selectors or are they those paid "you get one random card" scams?
>>582118054you mean team trials?
>>582121192paid selectors
anyone sharing the eishen flash card yet...
>>582121192selectors1st one is $20 2nd is $70 I think.So you probably only buy one unless you're a buhi
>>582121192Scamcha is scamcha, selector is selector
This years BC scheduleCygames is sponsoring the BC sprint
>adventurer/singularity (pace)>leap premonition (pace)>to greater heights (pace)>surpassing ambitions (pace)>refined conduct (first half of the pack)it's just as good for all styles bro(plus uma stan and nimble nav which are pretty much useless for fronts)
Why does this German speed card look good?
>600 speed at 1st summer>1k speed at start of senior year>1.2k speed at start of 2nd summer>1.3k at end of senior year>finished with 1450 speedThis game is so ass.
>>582121378Does that mean we're getting Uma TO Elvis silhouette if he wins it...
>>582121468She has two big reasons to pull for herlate surger corners and late surger straights
>>582121468Idk.... could be anything really
>>582121165Wtf Ikuno is cute????
>>582121165first uma VA to actually just look like a cute young girl
Summer, Anime, or OG for my CM20 Front Mackie?
>>582121192>$70That's insane
>>582121165Wtf, Biko's VA is adorable.
I like the newly updated OP, thanks OP, good job!So who rolled for Acute Sex?
>>582121367is that every anni or every half anni going forward?
>>582121367>>582121832it's not $20 or $70 for JUST a selector, they add a selector to the usual $20 and $70 carat packsbut yeah you probably shouldn't plan to buy both
>>582121828OG and Anime if front.Pace if summer.OG is who you want to run.
>>582121673If they win maybe you will find out...
>>582121832You also get the paid carats from what an anni $70 pack is like
>>582121873I'll get her with my $70 selector
>>582117564Not sure if I'm even gonna record losing to double xog double dom double murmur
>>582121942Thats half my monthly salary...
>>582121828OG, but she wears the summer sexsuit
>>582121832that's nothing to a buhi because a card copy can be $420 easy on bad luck.>>582121942that makes a lot more sense
>>582121942oh okay thats a bit more palatable
Damn... he's literally me...
>>582119328Wtf Maru isn't old. Apologize!
>>582122086cambodia dacchi...
>>582121929Every anni and every half anni will have the selectors
>>582121942but what if I'm a cute little piggie that goes oink oink squee and starts salivating at the thought of being allowed to pay more money for a free game so that I can have marginal and barely noticable improvements to my experience while still losing in pvp anyway
>>582121828Definitely summer
>>582122179why they turn him down?
its another wonderful day of 3 spd cards fucking off for 8 turns and instantly killing the run
>>582117564A finals is already good, time to see if I can get the plat
>>582121828Gotta be summer
>>582122464Enormous head
felt a wave of genuine fear when this screen popped up. why does rickey look so fucking strange?
>>582122378mob umas are evil WHORES
>>582122378for sexually harassing his trainees
damage report /uma/
>>582122410I don't glue the run if there's barely any rainbows on junior as long as I got to the th 5th song
>>582122659170
>bamboo memorywat
>>582122378They are simply unaware of what they turned down yet
>>582122378He hits his trainees
>>582122659pulled to 0, didnt get her, now i dont have enough carets to buy tp to do another career
>>58212265910 tickets will pull more if I win CM
>>582122659only 21 rolls, I'm happy
>>582122808...hot
>>582122179her eyes are so beautiful
>>5821226591 ticket per bannerNothing
Imagine bending over Mejiro Dober and fucking her from behind. Imagine fucking her in front of a mirror so she has to see every lewd expression she makes.
>>5821226594500 carrots. I'm happy though, which is what truly matters.
>>582117564Good luck everynyan
>>582121702Ikute is a cute
>>582122659110Other than Acute, I got OG Digitan (my third one) and OG Fine Motion (New).
HOLD ME NOWI'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKIN'
>>582121378Confirmed Japanese runners in 2026 BC so far>BC Sprint: TO Elvis>BC Dirt Mile: Lord Fons, TO Password>BC Mile: Ask Ikigomi>BC Turf: Deep Monster, Shin Emperor (if fit)>BC Classic: Forever Young
>>58212265930 packs, got sm*rt f*lcon
>>582122616
Ikuno Dictus a cute.
>>582122616rickey is a yokai pretending to be an uma
>>582122616more ear less brain
>>582123342I'm excited for Shin Emperor
Men
>>5821226591 (ONE) cheeky tenner
>>582123501she stinks
>>582122659I don't snack.
UmaDashbwos Danchou status?
>>582122616you need to re-arrange your furniture NOW
>he didn't stream Bob Ross for 1 hour before rolling.
>>582123846Fuck off umama
>>582123735
>>582123846Fuck me umama
>10 pull>get nothing>account ruined
>>582123910>>582124038Not umamaNot what I asked
>>582123618Don't expect too much from Shin Emperor, he's too tired, Yahagi made him run MANT mode ever since he got asthma and canceled his arc trip last year. He needs a good long rest.
suspicious amounts of Falcos with Acute
>>582124208dirters gotta dirt
>already raking in caratsI love Half TP + Double Rewards
>>582124286Fuck off Danchou
>>582123342Is embroidery not running the BC filly & mares turf?Thought they qualified for it after their showing at the victoria mile.
>>582116342Right is better, Med S, Has the correct recovery set upFC doesn't really do that much at that amount of power. Especially when you have a good amount of accel.
>>582122217>I'm only 17!17 Season 3, maybe
Grass WonderSuper CreekMejiro BrightWonder Acute
>>582124403Maybe their connections want QE2 instead
>already collected 100 carats in GL clanking>it reset for ura!!!
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>582124335I refuse to believe there are people so lazy amd dumb that they can't clank out run fans for easy carats
https://x.com/umamusu_goods/status/2102733216155152483
>>582124620Bad decision desu because there's Juryoku Pierrot and Laughterlines, both look stronger than current older mares bar Regaleira
>>582124810Tamadanchou, not you too...
>>582124837overseas its an even tougher field
>>582122464Santa Biwa is GIGA sexo, congrats on A finals anonhope you win plat again
>>582124810FINE I'll do it for tama
Hello
fine I will do 1 fan run
I spent the day trying to scout an uma to train, and all I got were various things similar to "I'd rather have my legs broken daily for the rest of my life than be trained by you"
front = gay bottompace = chasersurger = straight switchendcloser = virgin
>>582124920I'm doing my part with manual parent runs
>>582125005platlet-tore...
>>582115226sex.>>582115326live
>>582113789>Nakayama 2000mYou faggots told me Scorpio was the last Hog CM.
>>582125005What a shame, if only there was an uma that was looking for a trainer somewhere around here.
>>582120512>Yaeno Muteki AFTER the clanking nerfs
>>582125224We get evolved skills by then gwo
>>582123204MAYBE SIX FEET AIN'T SO FAR DOWN
>>582125056>V is a Pace main>Umama is a Front mainIt all makes sense now
>>582125224I HATE CURREN
>>582125319>he still believes evos do anything
Open the gameGo to Jukebox and put BLAZE - Narita Brian Close the gameGo to sleep
>>582122659haven't spent any tickets or carats, saving for Brian in 3 weeks
do frontfags suffer the most once evo skills drop?
>>582125319bwo......................
>>582125527this but goldshi rap
>>582124531>I'm only 17!17 factorial is a lot, anon...
>>582125319Do you know who also gets her skills evolved?
YOUAREMYFRIENDAAH ANO HI NO YUME~
>>582125527you better give me an umazing thumb up
>>582125657Shut up nerd
>>582125671Her evolved skills don't look very good gwocho
>>582125557so this is acute's type....
>>582125730thats not kinda nice...
>>582125730You should be nicer to people
>>582125771You expect Ogurifags to do their own research instead of just watching youtubers?
>>582125728Of course!
>>582125980Can you say that again but without the crying?
>>582125671Yes it's Taishin! Encroaching shadow gets a dangerous +5 vision!
>>582122616I have always thought Rickey just looks a little different to every other uma, like she's from a slightly different game, I don't know what it is
my edit only got one (You).......
>>582125816>>582125860Calling people old isn't nice either Turdo
Fuji Kiseki
>>582126086uh oh melty
>>582125151>live
>>582015204seiun for uhopefully the anon that requested it sees it...
>>582126135Here is a free (You) little one
>>582126150
>>582126086you first tho
>>582122464Santa and her steampunk elves
>>582126135Okay you get two >>582122217
>>582126262super cute wtf
>>582126086oguribro...
>>582126263ty.....>>582126339IT WAS A CM TEAM POST, DICK
>>582125224Scorpio is the last Hog + domdom CM. Pisces 2 is Kitasan White + Hog + dom
>>582125785No, that's Oguri's trainer, silly
>>582126551but V will join /uma/club next monthdomdom will continue
>>582126551THANKSI HATE IT
>>582126551>solo fronting
>>582126262NTA but I was the one that requested the Marvy, I wasn't around when you posted it but saw it when I woke up! Thank you very much, I love it!
>>582126580Oguri's trainer would be an indebted frail ossan who is starving to be able to feed her
Hi vma I reinstalled the game recently and I need friends, since I'm f2p I figured being able to borrow good parents would help a bit.I want to bury my face in Air Shakur's back.
>>582126630Others will surely bring fronts for you
>>582125680IMA DEMO MADAWASURETENAINDESHOYOU ARE MY DREAMAAAAAHAJIMATTA BAKKAKIMI NO ONE LONGEST WAYWOOOOH IMA TABIDATSUYO
>>582126704uhhh sir this is /uma/, /vma/ is on the third aisle to the left
>>582126630You can safely count on other people running Kita and/or Suzuka with how strong they are
>>582126262I did see it. Thank you for the HAIHAI!
>>582126805The hog is also a front coded uma.
>>582126786meh, potato tomato
HAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESU
>>582126704>I want to bury my face in Air Shakur's backbased
>>582126704>I want to bury my face in Air Shakur's back.You and me both...
>>582126262Have you done a Matikanefukukitaru? If not, may I ask for one?
>>582126995Sometimes I just click on her multiple times before starting a new career so I can hear her voice...
>>582126704Use uma.moe in the OP to find good parents. Good luck
>>582127097Sega Rally 2 is so fucking funthe arcade version was something special but the dreamcast one is great too>satono shillnyo
>>582124556
>>582127256arigato
>>582126949You don't need friends to borrow stuff neighaGo here https://uma.moe/databaseOr here https://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchto find borrowsAnd join a club from here or from /v/ma/v/ma clubs are mostly casual A rank or belowclubs here are mostly A+So choose whatever you prefer
>>582126704Use uma.moe and chronogenesis to find good borrows
>>582127464I prefer this one because of the UI, just pointing out there's multiple optionshttps://chronogenesis.net/
>>582127496>clubs here are mostly A+bwo help our B-B+ brothers too
I want to get completionist titles for my oshi, can I clank these or do I have to do manual runs? I was just going to run MANT careers and do each surface/distance set in one career, would probably take just 1 day of borrows to do all of them if I could clank. Will that work or is there some fuckery I don't know about?
JIBUUUN WOOOOO~SEKAI SAEMO KAETE SHIMAE SOU NASHUNKAN WA ITSUMO SUGU SOBA NIIIIIIIIIII
mennnnnn...... <3
>>582117564I've got that bronze medal in the bag
>>582127789You have to do manual.
>>582127713Are most of those clubs even around, I barely see any of them here
>>582127789Clank until you get good sparks to cover what the uma lacks, then manually run it, since they made it to where trophies don't unlock when you clank
>>582127826I dont really care for the content of your post, I just want to comment how sexy Bourbon is.
>>582127894They're our casuals, watch them come once CM Finals drops
>>582127857the fuck. . . why? Why can't I clank it? goddamnit.....
>>582127993It's for your oshi anon, do it manually.
>>582127713I see more non-/uma/ clubs anons in rooms than 80% of those clubs
>>582127894recently someone from /uma/niki followed me and I had to do a double take since I have never seen a recruitment post by them here ever.
When we getting season 2 of CinGray? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXl5mKZ2Dcg
>>582117564combined ~90% WR, hopefully Suzuka pulls a win in finals despite her 20% WR compared to Daiwa/Kitasan's 35% each
>>582127825KAKUSENU IRATACHI TOOOOOOOOTACHITSUKUSU JIBUN WOOOMITSUME
>>582128174Wow good j->open
harikitte ikou...
I don't want to listen to Sakura Chiyono O's Keen Advice.
>>582128268be nice to open league players
Banana?
>>582128174stop bullying little Timmy
>>582127993because its something you need to put effort into it a person with the completionist title genuinely loves their oshi
>>582113525hey, pedophile.
>>582128290>making your wife work
>>582128290Me, every nightshift. I can even see druggies having sex in the alley sometimes.
>>582127825>>582128210
do not open
>>582128440I dont remember saying hi to you.
>>582128561Where's the fucking spoiler?
>>582128447I would never.
>>582128561bro...
>>582128629props to you
how do neets pay for gachas and medications
>>582128819Jordan's burger pocket is just her mouth...
why is nice nature such a violent bitch? i feel bad for her future husband getting beat up every night
>>582128819sounds pretty based to me
>>582128858pay for gacha?
>>582128514>I can even see druggies having sex in the alley sometimes.Have you seen any grey haired female?
>>582128819we were robbed of body accurate burger jordan
>>582128309neveranyone with optimized open teams can fight a real challenge in graded. The only open results I'll be nice to if it's someone on welfare outfit umas barely hitting 67% wr in open
maruzensky LOVE
>>582128770>>582128447>retarded freeloader who wouldn't do any work at allI feel bad for your future partner.
>>5821288190 teethstraight down her hatchthe throat goat
uma.moe promised me Hishiama star rewardsWHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!
>>582128973
>>582129059>what is house work
>>582129202how do you refuse sex when she's like this
>>582129213wow... the bare minimum...
>>582129213>Houseworkthat's called just being a normal adultyou sound like one of those people who thinks basic skills like cooking and swimming are not for everyone
>>582128913It is a sign of love.
>>582128440
Do. Not. Glue.I REPEATDONOTGLUE
>>582129313bold of you to assume you have the option to refuse
how do you piss off [insert your choice of uma]?
I don't know how to swim.
>>582129531Are you black or Indian?
>>582129531Why are you black?
>>582129213So a thing every adult does?
>>582128440Scary neechan
>>582129531are you black
>>582128979uma for this feel?
I just ate. Still hungry.
>>582129531can you at least float? and not die immediately 3 minutes after being dropped into a body of water taller than your nose?
>>582129531Mr. Vercetti...
>>582128979>when you enter a medium CM against a Xog
>>582128950>Have you seen any grey haired female?Yes, unfortunately.
>>582129870oguri bounces on my cokck liek THAT??!
I wish I was as hungry as Terence Hill in They Call Me Trinity. Food feels like a chore.
>>582128604>>582128657that's it you're getting it>>582128913and you too
Umas with no speed growths are so funWow AmazingMy favorite
>>582129531Why are you cuban?
>runaway palmer with 700 stam + 1 gold recovery & ult survives arima kinen vs 3 debuffershmmm, nyoticing...
>>582128290Images like that always ruins my mood
>>582130113This is just a lowroll, nothing to do with your speed growth
>>582130024my ribs!!!
>>582130113have you tried pressing the speed button more
>>582129996Curren...I hope you're joking
>the guy I borrowed for oguri wit as soon as it dropped now switched to flash speedman whales are scary
>>582130293yes she has 2 golds essentiallyalso just say domsit doesn't matter that they're 'debuffers' here if you're talking stam wisethat'd be murmurererererers (natie)
>>582130293I hope you nyotice they're doms and not sta debuffers
>>582130293>my understammed ace survives against domshmmm nyooooticing
>>582130113this is a lowroll but honestly dont bring a stamina card bring a power card and try spd and pwr sparks
Wow... Falco is amazing!
>>582130394>>582130309I click on speed Everytime ther is a rainbow and the failure rate is 25% or less.They just don't want to stack
I'm hungry...
wow the incels got really triggered by that comment
>clanker somehow got every dirt racetrack except Chukyo
>>582130685Not being able to swim is weird
>>582130619I need the Kris S card for the skillOtherwise I would just go three speed 2 wit and full stam sparks
>>582130640the trick is to skip solo kita rainbows unless there's nothing else to click on because she's weaker than sweep srbut yeah it's just a lowroll
>>582130619Your claw forward?
>>582130614>understammed>wins the race with enough stamina to spareso this is the power of /uma/...
>>582130685Who wouldn't get triggered by nightly unpaid overtime? Just thinking about working gives me the runs.
>>582130865Response to one that does not work and gets government handies?
>>582130619unironically wish I had my own MLB power rice
>>582130421Felt the same way with the whale who MLB'd Throne and immediately replaced it with MLB Maruzensky Speed when it dropped.
>>582130619>wit boboque?
you should learn to swim on my cum
I know how to swim
euushjiuhsrhsi
>>582131165how the fuck did you fill the pool? are you fine? need a doctor?
>>582131125wit bobo was being 200% more consistent than finemo unfortunately finemo loves to give you jackshit and then fuck off forever so you might as well not even bring her
>>582131379finemo is a roamer card bro, she has 15% TE
>>582131379smartest cafe enjoyerunironic witlet irl
>>582129468i havent done a manual run in a week
I hate boyfaggots umas.>TM Opera PoorYou absolute retard I already got you from legend races after months, why do you come when Im pulling for A cute horse>Nakaya FestaGet rid of that awful hat and boyish clothes and you'll be a less cute Shinko Windy.
>>582131297>are you finePine Fine
>>582131515get raped bozo
>>582131502only a week?
>>582131379witbobo is consistently shit at giving you wit. Unironically you should just take turns clicking non rainbow wits when the big TE cards stack there
"reformed and ready"
>>582131274You will never be good enough. Try cutting
>>582131379bad RNG, Finemoan has 35, Bobo has 20 speprio. Not a huge difference, there, really
for the love of fucking god stop interacting with this retarded creature
>>582131734I can interact with you too if you feel jealous.
Finemoan
i just said bobo was being more consistent where the fuck did the finemo defense brigade spawn from?
post something cute
>>582131734Why don't you kill yourself already subhuman
>>582131697bobo does have 20 initial friendship, which can make it feel less bad to get rainbows up. But realistically you can just focus/prioritize FM clicks during junior
>>582131867>retarded richard
>>582131485that is bad if you're running 1 wit
>>582131929uh oh
>V comes out to defend umama after leaving uma&cois the umamabussy that good?
>>582131867because Fine Motion is a much better wit card than Bourbon. Anons were questioning your judgment
>>582131867you're a dumb retarded FAGGOT
>>582131867but she's not, that's the point. FM's spec is higher than witbobo's so she's more consistent. Trust me. I'm a frontniggy
>>582131867>use a dogshit card good only for it's gold skill for fronts on a late surger>benevolent souls beg you not tobe grateful
>>582131274imagine meeting with your fated partner but you are a 5/10 on a good day and your competition is that Korean Mcqueen trainer I can kinda understand her melty
>>582132142That Korean McQueen trainer is a self insert by a spic
*......
>>582122659100, also spooked by Taishin who I didn't haveaverage luck I guess
niggas be picking between still and ramonu and I'm gonna have both on my dick at the same time
>>582132142>5/10 on a good dayNo way in hell you're talking about Still
My seeking the pearl commission has finished.Here a small lewd for all 5 of us pearl fans.https://files.catbox.moe/s2lgqn.png
>>582132450
>>582132450mogged by Ramonu
>>582132571no one actually thinks this.
>>582132537it's always these rings that do it for me
>>582132528>paizufellaHuh... Pearl fans have good taste?
Can you guys believe the foot long used to be 5 dollars
>launch game>new cutscene for the granny uma>planted a sapling that grew into a massive tree>granny looked the same when it was a sapling and a tree????
>>582132528Peak
>>582132571This trainer pleasures old women for money.
>>582132528Tits too small.
>>582132604Oh, but it's true.
>>582132715uma musume are elvesthat is why maruzensky is 17
>>582131805Which one are you again?
>>582132630When the horse girl has lipstick and big breasts. And on her mouth has a mole on the side. You know the creator tastes. He has a oral fixation.
>>582132528mambro...
If Shiraoki-sama demands one cook, one must cook
>>582132673You can still get it for 7 with coupons, but you have to make an account with their website
>>582132787she's definitely an acquired taste of sorts. Her hag face and hair are not an instant hit, but once you appreciate the finer details on her, she's great and moch more memorable than a lot of other basic umas
>>582132673Can you believe there used to be an actual dollar menu?
>>582132528Aw cool, I'm happy for you.>5 of usAren't you adorable.
>>582132967I simply love my ice queens. I agree with the acquired taste though. Took a while for her to grow on me.
>>582132620Same, it's such a nice detail
I only passionate fuck cute boys like my Greek ancestors didWomen are to be impregnated to continue your legacy and ignored
>>582132528I'm not a pearl fan but I'm happy for you anon, thanks for showing us!
The playstation 2 is a retro console.The playstation 1 is an ancient console.Indie games are now making games that look like ps1 games instead of snes games about depression.
>>582133142So like, does she actually like her trainer or what.
>>582132528You could have generated this for free.
>>582133263>2uncgwo, the ps3 is retro already
this one's for you dancho
>>582133297Yes, all umas like their trainers. Some are just more open about it than others and she doesnt immediately beg to suck your dick like modern JP umas do, so anons think that means she hates (You).
>>582133263Are you saying I'm old because I was a kid when I got a PS2 for Christmas?
>>582133263People are already feeling nostalgia over the PS3/360 generation, you're behind the times
men.
