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>>582260563Hooman!
I don't want to be bald. I'll never be bald because my Dad and every other guy in the family still has hair in their 50s and after. These are my anti-bald affirmations.
>>582260328Massive TRVKE
>>582260697based ÜbermenschGOD
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
I want to lick Fujo Pippin's bald head
Sending my prayers out to all moids that you will keep your head of hair <3
let's just say chapter 6 fans are in for a treat this cocktober......
>>582260767problematic hair density gap https://files.catbox.moe/o8872u.png
Good evening my balding besties.
>>582260810the reindeer is alerted
>>582260795wasting my hair genetics by burning my scalp into a giant scab out of spite
>>582260656>Rudy with Bejita’s hairline
chasriel thread
>>582259314>>582259417i can't take credit for that, i unironically think tony is taking some jabs
I want to play the funny fanfic game so I made a room for the funny fanfic gameJoin if you want (or if nobody joins I'll just close it lol)https://franticfanfic.com/game/5NGN>https://franticfanfic.com/game/5NGN
all pippins are bald!
>>582260908Your level homosexuality is commendable good sir
that noel comic on the white board is the hottest noel content made in the whiteboard so far
i have a full curly man afro and will outhair all the fellow moids until my 70s nyohoho
>>582260834* It's the fear-of-dark, the bump-in-the-night, the balding of the backspot of your mind...
>>582260834EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
My dad has a really great hairline while in his 60s but I'm so scared I started taking finasteride last year. Said fave.
>>582260943how do I join if I get bored I'll dip
>>582261052i have a regular lady afro and i will also outhair most of the thread and probably you too
Fave isn't bald but Fave is graying very quickly, his chin is growing a lot of grey despite being only 29. Fave isn't handling it well but it makes it easier he was always a pudgy fuck so he doesn't feel like he's undergoing twink death
I miss chapter 2
>>582260834AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAgood job
I don't care for stalking Toby's real life shit like that schizo but finding pieces of old deleted tweets is fun because it can leak potential lorestimmies
As someone who actually has a receding hairline I don't really see the big deal. If I need to look good for something I'll just wear a hat. But I'm also autistic and make bad fashion choices so yknow, I imagine if you really care what others think of you it probably affects you more
>>582261330Huh?
Balding Pippins who is insecure about being bald OC
>>582260834Holy basedI love Holiday hentai that isn't Noelle or Dess
>>582261325>greying at 29jesus christ anon i mean fave. what kind of stress are you i mean fave under
people who are sub5 shouldn't have sex and should be like sterilized so their genes don't mess up any more lives
>>582261415>Somebody post the picture of this man again
Scientifically speaking why cant we have cool anime hair colors like green or pink naturally
>>582261563Humans aren’t born with blue or green hair because the pigment responsible for hair color, called melanin, only produces shades of brown, black, and red in our bodies; there’s no natural variation of melanin that creates blue or green hues, making it impossible to be born with those hair colors.
fave doesn't have any baldies in the family but we all have naturally thin hair so I'm schizo about it anyways
I am baldiYou're in my school
fave's forehead is freakishly large so fave looks bald anyway
>>582261563mammals don't get those pigmentssome of us get orange, which is basically the same to animals without all the color cones we have
adding bald rudy to the list of controversial goons
>>582261482I don't know man how do you think Fave feels. Fave's dad was graying at the same age so fave was cursed with shit genetics, no idea how to slow this down, at least balding Faves have special medicines for that shit.
>>582261763you're disgusting
>>582261531sure here ya go
>>582261618>>582261724Now why don’t we get super cool Kris-tier red eyes when red(dish) hair is possible
>>582261763Toriel lost all of hers forever ago and no one bats an eye... Society is sick..
>>582261454holiday house ch4 prediction
Gaster wants the Deltarune so he can use it to wish for hair on his smooth egg head
>>582261618why not just have whatever makes grass green or tomatos red in our bodies naturally
>>582260943ill join if there's another round
9pm breakfast with fave
>>582261825I'm a creep... I'm a weirdo... what the hell am I doing here... I don't belong here...
>>582261959Flowery, you’re not fooling anyone
>>582261959your cells aint built for that
Fave wishes real life was like an anime and young people could have white/gray hair naturally
fingers in his car right after a beerhey that bump is shaped like kanye west's ass
>>582260697The biggest sex icon of television for like 10 years was a fat balding guy I think dudes are just super insecure because some people (women AND men) are mean about it. Its not actually a big deal to go bald, but there is an industry built to prey on men so they become insecure and buy shit to reverse it.
>>582262414i have wonderful news
>>582262423mmmmm.... ass
I thought someone drew a fly on the whiteboard but it was just an actual fly on my monitor
We should be more like birds and frogs and have lots of sexilicious bright colors
fave thinks one meal a day is not enough to sustain their creative juices
I love fat non balding fucks
>>582262654you're so right would you like cookies or some candy
>>582262547lol
>>582262654Fave loves 7 meals a day :333333
>>582262547I drew it and it came to life
>>582262579I'm unironically really jealous of birds for having tetrachromacy and being able to see a shitton more colors than I can they probably look even cooler to each other than they do to us
>>582262654You gotta eat to keep your strength up, fave.
>>582262512she looks like a reindeer-elf
>>582262795i'm jealous of birds for looking eternally young and not really aging
>>582262654You are most definitely starving. You're supposed to eat every 4 hours.
>The L cone genes are x-linked, so tetrachromats are strictly female. They must possess both normal and mutated copies of the L cone genes. If men end up with this mutation, it leads to deuteranomaly (i.e. red-green color blindness). This is why half of a tetrachromat's male children will exhibit red-green color deficiency. interesting
BERDLY can see ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT unlike all the inferior lifeformsARGGGHHH!!! It’s so… so BRIGHT!!!!!
>>582261479it's almost never drawn with soul
>>582262715ough *grows 800lbs before you can even start*>>582262801fave exercises but is often too lazy to restock when mealprep run out >>582262961I thought one or two big meals was supposedly better
>>582263258do not believe that bullshit you read on the internet
soft life with my ralsei wife
The internet has become a fucking self-harm machine for me.Twitter: self harmReddit: self harm4chan: self harmI just seek out things that upset me because I guess there's a perverse pleasure in being upset or at least seeing other people are also upset such as at the state of the economy/etcfuckI want to stop but don't want to
sex with this flower>>5822626542 meals is acceptable living, 1 is torture
cut yourselfslice yourself opentear your flesh
>>582263258Intermittent fasting is something that should be done OCCASIONALLY, not every day. Doing it every day is bad. You have to eat to keep your energy up and not lose vitamins and other shit, and massive meals are usually worse overall since you get bloated and eat too much which makes your body slow down from digestion
bald yourselfshave yourself cleanlose your hair
>>582263431well maybe i would've done it for you if you hadn't REDDIT SPACED!!!!!!!!!
MAKE A FOUNTAIN MAKE A FOUNTAIN MAKE A FOUNTAIN MAKE A FOUNTAIN
I'm probably going to go bald in my 50's, so I'm just enjoying having a beautiful long mane of fluffy voluminous hair while I still can.
cute. cute. cute
Fave hates how loud people get over sportsfaggotry
*BANG BANG BANG*CAM ON HOMTOWN!!!!!!!!!*BANG BANG BANG*SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS!!!!!!!!!!
>>582263468I see. Thank you for the information. I just end up getting distracted with work / drawing / whatnot and skip out. It sounds like I should make a more concerted effort.Thank you anon
>>582263061ooohhhhhhh I'm blinded by the lights
Do monsters have magic in the light world?It doesn't really make sense for Kris to have a complex over not being able to use magic unless it's the norm.
Susie doesn’t think it makes sense that there’s a “visible” light spectrum so she hyperevolves her eyes to see radio waves
>>582263964Andrew Cunningham talks a whole lot about that one dialogue piece where some monster asks Kris what its like to be made of blood. Also it seems Toriel doesn't use fire magic to bake pies. So its hard to say
>>582262654I only eat one big meal per day because I'm too lazy for multiple meals
>>582264079I hate that piece of dialogue man, it made some people retarded. Schizos just pretend monsters in DR dont have blood so that when Susie was bleeding they were like UMM SHE MUST BE PART HUMAN THEN?!?!?!
get to drawing, pencilpiggies *gestures with hand from throne* daddy wants art
Like another anon said nobody really dwells on Susie’s reactions to the Ralsei/Orange dynamic
>>582263896Asgore is truly too much Gote for toriel to handle.
>>582263964the answer appears to be yes, but it's internal and not reeeeeally considered magic?they can't make bullet patterns, but biological necessities seem intactghosts seem to be identical so far
Susie doesn't get how gravity works, so she floats up, up and away, passing through Earth's exosphere and disappearing into the inky blackness of outer space
>>582264290I do but thats because I can actually read and also watched the Orange/Susie cafe scene.
>>582264290I think Susie is uncomfortable by the "humans don't have tails" thing because the non-Hometown places she grew up in were majority human and her tail was one of the reasons she didn't fit in, and that's also why she hides itThis would also make it basically the inverse of Kris's fake horns and I like that better than it being "susie is le half human" fuel
Before they all died in Deltarune, humans could use magic. But with them gone, there is no more magic and no more miracles.
>>582264489now they just need one woman to teach them... the magic of christmas
My online safespace (northernlion) got brigaded by assmanmold and pedodestiny
ANY results form frantic fanfic yet
>>582264589Conservitards will find some new shit to be mad at in a week, probably some movie/game/show with black people or women or a trans in it. Its just drama slop for views while they prepare to get assfucked in November.
>>582264267sooowwwyyyy ive been writing>>582264818naming stage
pluey cute and good
>>582264818we JUST got to the naming section aka the Last section before being able to see tha actual stories.
>>582264589The one singular thing I know about northernlion is that google and youtube keep thinking I'm about to type it when I search up northernlight
pluey so wonderful
>>582260783
fave regrets buying a fancy ergonomic chair because they feel uncomfortable no matter what they dosigh
>>582263964>>582264079Monsters can use magic, but it's much weaker compared to UndertaleLike fire magic can light a cigarette, ice magic can chill a drink, healing magic is about as effective as an aspirin, etc.Being in the dark world empowers their magic to Undertale levels where it's actually combat viable.Kris still has a complex over not being able to use magic because it's a form of self-expression for monsters.Monsters turn into dust when they die like Gerson did, since it's a tradition among monsters to scatter dust on a precious object.Susie comes from a human majority area, which is why she says everyone bleeds.Susie looks like she bleeds at the end of chapter 4, but she's actually just full of the red church juice she drank at the start of the chapter.
sunshine pluey love
pluey magic and kind
>>582264589i dunno what that is
What is your favorite sequence in UTDR?i.e. grouped events like befriending Susie over time in chapter 1, playing through Tenna's boards and minigames, etc.
>>582265373FUCK FUCK FUCK UFCK UFCK FUCK
I think monsters in the Light World have like a bare minimum of magic that holds them together but they can't externalize it into bullet patterns and shitOtherwise how would Fuku Fire exist
>>582265061CUTE
>>582265373The actual dialogue doesn't really make sense still because Noelle wasn't talking to Kris nearly at all
>>582265061She looks scared
Fun factConstantly defending tony won't make him your friend.He will never know you exist.
i miss painter
pluey perseverance in face of adversity
>>582265389the part in the second sanctuary where it's just you and Susie finding the prophecy panels
*shuffles out with a painter-shaped throaty woaty*
i miss when this thread wasn't full of complaining all the time
>>582265545There is a difference between good criticism and bad criticism. I am not going to pretend that "Deltarune would be a better game if you had to swap around gear more for elemental resistances" has any actual weight as a criticism, meanwhile "Deltarune could use deeper RPG mechanics that play off the stats better" has merit. Not all opinions have the same worth, your parents should have taught you this
pluey serendipity
>>582265545She said this.
>>582265545Dess said this nearly verbatim to Kris and thats why he pushed her down the bunker stairs.
>>582265464they weren't talking talking but noelle helped them out a lot with pencils and schoolwork. I could see how it got misconstrued, they were probably interacting in some way more than they weren't
pluey’s gluey in my cabluey
pluey sunned and warm
>kris never talks and we have no clue as to what their personality is, or their goals >ralsei talks but he's mr. mysterious and knows everything so he can't really say anything and he didn't even get a personality until 5>only susie and noelle are actual characters, and noelle has the least amount of screentime despite being the most compelling character in the entire gamehow does toby justify this?
>>582265463thank you :D>>582265517nuh UH she looks CUTELY TICKLISH
>>582265791Susie is also socially maladjusted and has trouble reading social cues so she probably just assumed that since they did that and were neighbors.
>>582265719The video doesnt even talk about gear or elemental shit, it criticizes the acts and microgames of the combat, not the rpg elements
Painter kissed me behind the playground yesterday
safe and loved pluey good and heart
pluey full of glue, intestines glued, butthole glued shut
my wife in this image
>Ralsei didnt have a personality before chapter 5Boring larper take, I shant even bother to reply to you directly before going back to Metroid Dread.
>>582265915Oh so it's just retarded, good to know.
>>582265791Kris and Noelle were talking and working on assignments at her house, but Kris was a moron and didnt make a move on her which upset Noelle
pluey healthy and intact
>>582265915>the videoThats an image attached to a post, how was I supposed to know that its from a video? Also I was using examples to illustrate a point about criticism.
>>582265719>I am not going to pretend that "Deltarune would be a better game if you had to swap around gear more for elemental resistances" has any actual weight as a criticism, meanwhile "Deltarune could use deeper RPG mechanics that play off the stats better" has merit.The former is more like an elaboration to the latter. The element system actually mattering and gear being part of that is just one of the ways that the RPG mechanics could be deepened.I don't think anyone is saying that it's the ONLY way, and the game is flawed for that reason specifically.
>>582265719Chapter 5 discussion has been complete fucking aids because of people not understanding thisIf you don't agree with every single complaint about the chapter, no matter how retarded, it means you're "le tobyglazer" and that you're defending him and denying he can ever make a mistakeI don't think Toby is perfect and Chapter 5 had issues but "I don't care about le flowers" or "Battat motif joke RAPED me" weren't one of them for me and apparently this means I'm glazing him
why doesn't pluey take the gimp suit off
>>582262752Wow! Onionsan eats a lot of food! How does she find all of that food to sustain 7 meals?
Karkat would like to share something with the class.
>>582266115Swapping my equipment around before every boss to get defense boosts against their element (which I would have to soft reset to actually know) would not actually make the game better. It being used sparingly for big bosses (all three being optional so far) is the better system because it gives those moments impact. I have not heard a single way the element system could be more interesting outside of gear resistances.
deltarune is not above criticisman astounding amount of that criticism is also banal and makes the valid ones look bad
>>582266293carol pov
> Hearing the words he had wanted to hear from his father Gaster for so many years, Rouxls captured Papyrus's mouth in a passionate kiss.Well, that's a new sentence
Again, anyone demanding the elemental system matter more because "Deltarune is flawed without it" not only has 0 clue how it would even be put in or communicated to the player, they just want it in to have it in because somehow Deltarune is worse for not having it.Idk why this shit even gets brought up constantly, people here act like it's some constant long standing debate when it was a minor group on twitter bitching about some shit that doesn't matter and is a complete waste of time to talk about because everyone involved has put 0 actual effort into coding, game dev, game design, and a bunch of other shit.It's at minimum CoL level complaints of "WHY GAME NOT EXACTLY LIKE OTHER GAME"God it's fucking agonizing.
Now posting the results of our epic group fanfics.First we have the aptly-titled "A Rapid Decay"
>>582266369Why do you have a name on
Fanfics r done
>>582266392What are the "valid" ones? Every "criticism" I see is just dudes whining about suselle, some minor shit that doesn't matter, or people so deep in the bad faith and irony mines that I don't think they can ever admit they actually like anything without adding "BUT" after saying "I like [THING]".
>>582266485Laziness
>>582265545I would bet money that Toby does not understand why people dislike Suselle & Krusielle. He sincerely thinks that they're great ships with cute, funny dynamics and good writing. The worst part is that the majority of this fandom agrees, because they can't fathom that someone would take any issue with Toby's "god-tier" writing.He doesn't understand why people are sympathetic to Kris, because Kris is supposed to be a stand-in for him in that dynamic. He envisions himself as a third wheel, keeping a respectful distance from the established lesbian couple (because he's a heckin' ALLY who RESPECTS womxn) but still being allowed to hang out with them and still being "needed" in some nebulous way. He envisions himself as being happy in this scenario, because many polyfags delude themself into thinking the same. "They love me, I'm just not enough for them - and since I already tell myself that I'm not enough, because I'm depressed and self-loathing, that's not a problem. I'll stand by and let somebody else fulfill their needs, because deep down they still care about me."
>>582260834cunnilingus = based
>>582266369ralsusie is the way
>>582266586>He doesn't understand why people are sympathetic to Kris, because Kris is supposed to be a stand-in for him in that dynamic.Mentally ill post, you do not know Toby and are projecting your NTR fetish onto him
>>582265389Every Spamton encounter.
I'm significantly more offended by the party dojo relegated to being a singular joke fight AGAIN than the freedom motif joke partThat shit was good in Chapter 2 and actually had battles you could replay, why has it been bad since Chapter 4
>>582266113Youre just reposting the same retarded copypasta defense of Deltarunes gameplay
>>582261834I look like this.
>>582266450Gaster finds a cute Kawkaw, Dess fucking dies, and the ending will surprise you
>Toby Fox irl image>Absolutely asinine and utterly baffling statement
>>582265061Woah, thank you!! I love her cute expression. I don't deserve to be graced by your sexy art...
>>582266745Nope, also learn what copypasta means you dumbfuck.
Suselle RAPED me hours?Yep it's Suselle RAPED me hours
>>582266450that last bit sucks, zero out of ten
>>582266741Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the Trashy Trio the only 100% unique fight at the dojo?
>>582266773The idea of a massive autist going to a strip club and just cutting up a bunch of meats in the backroom while the stripper watches awkwardly is great. Why is Toriel even there
>>582266741>"fuck you, mike is a joke now">"fuck you, the freedom motif is a joke now"
I saw the suselle scene the same way I saw the soriel scene. It's completely fine but you get a little defensive because you feel bad for your buddy kris who's special people are getting encroached upon. This is the intention of both scenes. It's just to further isolate kris
>>582266571case in point
>>582266886im sorry you were raped anon
>>582266854Then stop copy and pasting that shitty argument every day and actually engage with the posts in the thread?
>>582266960I think I've actually seen people ship Papykaard before back in the chapter 1 days. Probably not like this though.
>>582267041Agreed, all the people upset over Suselle just means it's doing a good job
>>582266386>I have not heard a single way the element system could be more interesting outside of gear resistances.I guess having more than one attack spell could do it. But maybe not, since actually fighting is optional and most players go full pacifist.Maybe like if you hit an enemy with damage of their same element, it doesn't hurt them and instead fills their spare meter or even auto-spares them.So like Susie could get a Cat Buster spell, which can one turn spare cat-based enemies like Tasque and Shadowguy, but deals extra damage to mouse-based enemies like Maus and Orange.
FNAF/Game Theory ruined lore discussion and Cinemasins/Mauler ruined media criticism.
I don't care about the Dojo.I don't care about how "King doesn't matter anymore" because he's a level 1 chump and it's like thinking the first bandit boss you fight in a fire emblem game should be the main villain of the game.I don't care about Suselle and anyone who lets it bother them this much probably talks about cuckolding way too much.I don't care about the element system because it's ultimately a bullethell first RPG second and you should be avoiding getting hit as much as possible anyway, and taking 10 less damage from a 90 damage source is ultimately meaningless.
>>582267193Okay but Jenny Nicholson was wrong about Joker.
>creativity is injected into the thread>drama startsgrimy
>>582267136This one stays remarkably consistent throughout which is a little surprising
>>582266932It's the only 100% unique fight at the dojo... and the only fight at the dojo at all in the whole chapterIn Chapter 2 you could refight Clover, Tasque Manager and a whole gauntlet of Chapter 2's enemiesWhy couldn't we do anything like this in Chapter 4 or 5? Why was it only an Elnina and Lanino rematch in 4? There's plenty of enemies and bosses you could include rematches forI hope there's a boss rush in the last chapter but I'm losing hope with how neglected the dojo itself has been
>>582267091Thats the first time I posted it. But by all means, please link me to the last three days of me using it, my schizo retard friend.
>>582267216I'm gonna go out on a limb and even say the Trashy Trio was one of the more fun fights at the dojo.
>>582266450whoever's the faggot that ruined it at the end i hope you kill yourself
>>582267175See this is actually interesting and the first time I've seen anyone suggest something like this.
>>582267247>defending Jokerjust watch a scorsese movie like a real adult rather than holding onto the capeshit comfort blanket.
>>582266597writing this on my body so I don't forget
>>582267247In what way?
>>582267438What body part?
ROUND 2https://franticfanfic.com/game/XA8N>https://franticfanfic.com/game/XA8N>>582267321M I L KILK
>>582266638thats what I've been sayin-!
>>582267330Oh so youre just a midwit mindlessly copying other posts, got it.
Jokerfags been reeeeal quiet since Part 2 dropped
>>582267529>https://franticfanfic.com/game/XA8Nwhats the new code buddy I wanna try this again it was fun as fuck
>>582267595XA8N its in the url
>>582267595the code is at the end of the URL.
>>582267518
>>582267426Hilarious to post this in thr Undertale/Deltarune adult daycare.
>>582266852thank you anon!! :D i'm glad you like it so much
>>582267706That's a weird way to point at your nipples.
Why the fuck are we talking about JokerI'm lost
>>582267565You seem really bored since you're just arguing about nothing and making mentally ill accusations without any substance. Here is your attention but I wont be replying to you anymore. But feel free to reply to me again, I give you permission to have the last word.
>>582267751ain't wrong doe
>>582267786Thread's low on stimmies due to Filler 5, please understand.
>>582267247i don't remember what she said but joker was barely even about what the incelpilled chudbase makes it out to be
Is that actually britplugboy in the frantic lobby?
>>582267529fucking missed it AGAIN fuck
>>582267885Yeah can't fit the boy part in ends up as bo
>>582267175>>582267361To elaborate on this, I think that most elemental strengths and weaknesses should be intuitive.Like rude enemies get spared by Rude Buster, while polite enemies take extra damage.Red enemies get spared by Red Buster, while blue enemies take extra damage.And when you Check enemies with an ACT, that could also give a list of their likes and dislikes, which would spell out their weaknesses.For example, the mobs in chapter 2 could all have "freezing" as one of their dislikes, which both works as flavor text because they're computer programs and can serve as an early hint to the player about the weird route.
>>582267971YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG
Can you get Pregnant in this game?
>>582267792You seem really stupid, but up front I knew youre someone who who took the time to defend a multi-millionaire like he's your best friend so its my fault for expecting more
>>582268038>And when you Check enemies with an ACT, that could also give a list of their likes and dislikes, which would spell out their weaknesses.I dont like this, it makes the checks too samey and predictable and takes away from the recruit menu revealing that info.
>If you don't agree with all my criticisms you're defending Toby from all criticism ever and saying he's the perfect game dev who can never do anything wrong
>>582265590why didn't you say plueseverance. why. why. why.
>>582268312Just gotta ignore the mentally ill, hopefully some of them will die before or shortly after chapter 7 because I'm sure the chapter 6 discourse will be dumb too.
fave is so fucking tired of having to be who they are
if you have the autistic stat kris should be unable to check enemies because he can't look at them directlyconversely checking autistic enemies should instagib them
pluey ignoring missed pun opportunities
>>582268038Honestly, I think the biggest issue with this system is: why even have it exist in the first place?Acts are basically the same thing but a bit more, and most acts let you spare someone in 2-3 turns. Sure maybe you could shave off a turn to do it faster, but there's not much point.It's an interesting mechanic that lets you do something more, but ultimately you could leave it out and you don't lose anything besides an extra choice that doesn't really matter.
>>582268416>gibbro why would you do that to them? what did rudinn deserve to get gibbed man???
I remember someone saying that elements being important outside of armors Would become a thing in chapter 6 / when we get fireshock because the dark world we'd be in would have a lot of ice type darkners which are be weak to fire (Implied by the Silver Drake) and the GildedRose ups Noelle's Attack by a ton but not her magic which implies that iceshock won't be useful.
>>582268405troon?
>>582268483oppluetunities
>>582268546I feel like Noelle and Ralsei wont be in the party at the same time. But who knows. I am curious if Toby chosses 6 to reintroduce blue/orange attacks and kinda rework it into cold/hot themeing.
skies forever plue
>>582268546I thought Silver Drake reflected fire magic
>>582268568stop talking about your self
The fact Noelle is returning to the Dark World outside the weird route at all proves the next one is gonna be in her house because what better place to have a bunch of ice-type enemies immune to snowgraves than the place described as frozen in the holidaysDon't say Ice-E's
The Aquarmy is unstoppable!
Oh fuck carol is going to fucking kill ralsei in chapter 6 she's gonna cut him in half with her katana
Trying to write rap lyrics without calling a girl a 'bitch' because it feels bad but it's such a natural word to use in this kind of rap
>>582268546my hope is honestly that in 6/7/7b you have to fight
huh I just realized that flowery dying is foreshadowing for rudy dying like duh
>>582264290It's probably the biggest example you could point to for people who complained that Chapter 5 didn't have anything new or interesting going on with the cast to show that they just weren't fucking paying attentionThere's gigantic glowing fracture points and tension between all three pairs of the Fun Gang (and Noelle) but if you're a speedreader you don't pick up on this because the characters are deliberately avoiding conflict and pretending that nothing is wrong
>>582269001say foid or broad or bird or girl or whore or skank or hoe or thot or woman or realize bitch is your best option
>>582269001You can use lots of other colorful language to paint a picture of what you want and get really creative with the flow, bitch is fine but it is really basic most of the time.
>>582268838It's unclear if its the Silver Drake that reflects fire attacks or if the Fire Potions do that but considering they say this we can make out that ice enemies are probably weak to fire magic and the boss is the exception.
>>582269197Susie patching Flowery up is probably foreshadowing her trying to heal Rudy as the culmination of her healing arc
>>582268405fave is just a fave
>>582268932carol has to gain plot relevance first, her armor is nonexistent
noelle is going to get a thorn ring on her own in 6 and then immediately snowgrave someone she really shouldn't
>>582264589>>582264964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5kbIrbwl7s
>>582268907oh how i dream of ralsei being forced to use his fire magic in a cute christmas-y snowy themed level
>>582269349>and then immediately snowgrave someone she really shouldn'tit would be cool if it were carol -- just imagine the drama of losing both your parents after you lost your sister
I’m gonna open up a restaurant called Foidmoids, does /utg/ wanna work for me and wear sexy costumes
>>582269208>>582269212here's what i got right now>Sex, sex with Asgore sex with Dess>Sex, sex with Ralsei in his dress>Sex, sex with Tenna sex with Queen>Sex with Catty yuh she slam it mean>Fuck, fuck on a Lightner feel like Heav'n>Fuck, fuck on a Darkner feel like a hand>Furry pussies fuzzy sacks>Yuh, furry pussies fuzzy sacks>Noelle spread her dough, yeah she stacked those racks>Antlers on that doe, yeah just grab those racks>Put a ring on your beau, yeah she flash those racks>Cold soul hot pussy, yuh cold soul hot pussy>Why-why so pushy bitch, bitch just wanna do me>Why-why so pushy bitch, bitch just wanna do me>Cold c-c-c-cold soul, c-c-cold->Cold shoulder, Suzy she—she just wanna hold her>Up that Ferris wheel, up on that cold shoulder,>Should she say something should—should she implore her>Should she explore her, was it—was it written that>She would adore her, that she would adorn her>A crown for her king (king), a crown for her fiend (fiend)>With-without-without a ring, your girl can’t reign as queen>Lost, l-l-lost girl, m-m-m-m-moss girl>D-D-Double crossed girl, nailed to a cross girl
>>582269197I dont think he's dead. I think he's going to die and is barely holding on but I think he's going to come back during the Roaring to do some anime self sacrifice shit like tank a hit for Kris or hold a boss so the party can land a hit.
>>582269582can i show up in my dog skateboarding undies
>>582269648are you white
>>582269527noelle snowgraves carol after rudy dies, and the the knight swooshes in and takes off her helmet like "yo elly what the fuck"
>>582269648>>Furry pussies fuzzy sacks>>Yuh, furry pussies fuzzy sacksI’m ALWAYS saying this
>>582269527How badly would Noelle react to snowgraving her mother?
>>582267321why didn't you post this one? i liked it
>>582269676obviously
>>582269648This is AI slop isnt it
>>582269648lmfaoBerdly would sing this at karaoke
The different routes don't have anything to do with finding freedom or a good ending or whatever, they're just about determining who Kris ends up with. Deltarune is an extremely convoluted dating sim
>>582266586>I would bet money that Toby does not understand why people dislike Suselle>He doesn't understand why people are sympathetic to KrisI think some of you have actually forgotten that the Weird Route is part of the game
>>582269582depends what does the restaurant offer
>>582269707rudy dies naturally in the dark world while talking with the knight, noelle assumes the knight killed him and snowgraves them while they're too emotional to react to it properly
>>582269648
>>582269269I just kinda assumed this foreshadowed Ralsei feeling like finally using fire in a fight would be a good option but then having it backfire on the party somehow. But maybe you're right.
do i have to write about noel in a diaper
Kris and Noelle all fucked up and depressed so they just cuddle on the couch playing games for 19 hours straight
>>582269203The rare sensible /utg/ post from someone who reads the text and watches the interactions. We are definitely approaching the low point.
>>582269796it's fucking not I labored over the racks bars
>>582270265also obviously the first part is a lot lower effort I was more fucking around
>>582270265>—>-Dont fucking lie to me this is AI slop.
>>582269779I don't know much about Homestuck, besides the one line about Tenna and Spamton I'm not sure it's really Deltarune relevant. Unless I'm retarded and missing something which is possible>>582270072You can always derail it and have Flowery's massive cock crash into the story like the other day, that was fucking hilarious
Noelle feet
>>582269203>>582270230only vngods can see all of the strings in this spider's web
>>582270148i wish i had someone to do that with too i mean fave wishes they had someone to do that with too instead fave is just laying in bed depressed by themselves
>>582270406Open up Microsoft Word right now and type in something like>M--mand press space bar. It automatically makes the longer dash when you do that.
>>582270417Sadly I think we'd only get Darkners in fortnite so probably Tenna, Queen and Flowery skins with a Spamton pet.
>>582270450My sister...
That whole argument about reverse ut theory was fucking stupid. Yes, the chapters parallel the areas in undertale but they’re not doing it in a consistent order. Yes, chapter 5 has many comparisons to snowdin but it’s not solely Snowdin. It is mainly the ruins but it also has many callbacks to snowdin. Likewise, chapter 6 will thematically be the ruins but also call back to Snowdin with the Christmas theming shown so far.Reverse ut theory isn’t dead but it’s not being done in the way people think.
>>582269203>Probably used the back door, right?>... you...>Were kind of back there earlier, right?>You didn't... see anyone, did you?>Duh, you didn't. Heh.>Otherwise you woulda said already, right?guise is soosie stoopid
>>582270618all pattern theories feel kinda nuts after chess theory fell through honestly, if reverse ut turns out to be true I'll gift everyone here a copy of bad rats on steam
Oh god the one i started turned out so fucking good i'm laughing so hard. Thank you guys
>>582269854No, if Undertale was an RPG with a few horror elements thrown in for a few key elements, Deltarune is a psychological horror game that wears the mask of an RPG.>the default dark world themes are: “wind” and “the door”, both play in empty locations across multiple worlds, and both are clearly horror-themed>the dark worlds represent creatures coming to life at night, at the time of darkness>the roaring is a doomsday prediction involving eldritch gods (titans) and is inevitable>a lot of the story is focused on small town horror or “sad ghost/spirit” elements, as households tend to have dirty secrets: dreemurrs, holidays, queen the laptop being the gang’s foster mom figure, everyone keeping mum about dess and the shelter, the butcher goner having a stand at the festival…>the entirely of the weird route>egg rooms and their yume nikki-like presentation>secret bosses before gerson being horror characters
fave was at the club. bottoms up when fave first met you
>>582270623where's that image where she says "wait a tick"
i'm sorry for all my writing contributions which made all the stories worse
>>582270738It’s not unfounded or completely wrong it’s just not the clear pattern people think. Chess theory is just barely hanging on with the knight in chapter 3 and the big tower in chapter 4. I don’t know how you can fit the pawn or bishop in chapter 5 though.
>>582270484I hope Toby enjoyed Higurashi as much as I did
It makes me really happy when Flowery hits me with Ja-Orange and I see Ralsei is the one who took damage.
>>582269203we saw the fracture points in 4
>>582270623She so clearly wants to have faith in Kris but I think she's suspecting and waiting for them to explain themselves first, which is what the Ralsei bath scene is about - Ralsei knows Kris is doing something wrong but is willing to still trust in them at the end of the day, and I think Susie will think similar even if she's hurt.
Fantano doesn't like a new album as much as I do. Week fucking ruined...
Imagine pre-historic monster tribes... reindeer tribe... I want to sleep with the reindeer tribals and they cuddle up with me to keep me warm...
>>582270072i just finished reading that shit and it did not sound unenthusiastic. why did you double down so hard
>>582271205you saw Susie get mad at Ralsei at the tail end before they shared their strongest moments together, it's not until 5 that Susie starts acting more suspicious, particularly toward Kris.
>>582271443Ultrabased
>>5822709988 flowers, 8 pawnsAlternatively, Flowery is bishop because according to Wikipedia >often portrayed as the advisor in chess as indicated by its placement next to the king and queenThese "theories" are so vague that you can basically fit anything into them.
>>582271459>it's not until 5 that Susie starts acting more suspicious, particularly toward Kris.doesn't happen and if it does toby's fucked for placing that in an optional scene with one of the flowers
>>582271390uuu, why do you need a weirdo's opinion on an album?
>>582266728Based Spamton enjoyer
>>582271651He stuck Susie's biggest character development behind an optional boss in chapter 4.
>>582271651>>582270623
>>582270069>Ralsei dies by having a spell bounce off the enemy and hit himToby ripping off Mother 3 again
>>582271443
>>582271698aqua does NOT have allat
>>582271724eh i took that as her trusting kris again but i can see how it comes off as being sus
have any new kris tits appeared
>>582271601Chess theory is weak but reverse ut theory was way stronger. Well until chapter 5 where you can slot both the ruins and snowdin into it. Even chapter 6 is shaping up to be that way.
>>582271390Fantano's only value is shitting on artists I dislike such as Drake, who cares about his preferences? This is like letting 4chan decide your likes and dislikes.
>>582271443tribal holiday family would be super cute
>>582271361I mean what do you even do in susie's situation. Her main priority is having fun with all of this. Calling out kris stops the adventures, fractures the fun gang, and she has no idea if ralsei and the other darkners would take her side or theirs. It'd be a total clusterfuck if it's not a conversation, she can say "nevermind" to halfway through
hoelle hoeliday
>>582271858like the other anon said, they're trying to pretend nothing is wrongexcept Ralsei actually he's probably the one keeping it the least together
>>582271925>>582271698It's not about having his opinion, it's about people seeing his video and then going onto RYM or AotY to quickly listen to the album and then rate it with a preconception based on what he said, so the album's overall score will get lowered by his herd, decreasing its visibility in the long term...
And then Ralsei loves serving “humans”Susie’s gonna get hung out to dry
i just wish it was more explored. susie and ralsei suspecting kris is cool, why does so much of the chapter have to focus on the scrimblos or feature them in any way obviously susie is using the dark worlds for escapist purposes and using noelle and the happy silly adventures as a way to forget about reality blah blah yeah but we barely get to see it and how it impacts her. i don't like that
tribal carol wearing ceremonial jewelry made of human bones…
you fan fic people are so rancid sometimes
>>582272179this is a good idea...
moooooom they’re reinventing the prehistoric deltarune AU again
>>582272259what the fuck did i do
>>582272153>why doesnt Toby rush through the character and plot beats!? Why doesnt all the drama happen in chapter 5?!Bro we have like 1/4 of the game left
>>582272259I'm not in the best head-space right now so I didn't come up with anything good.
fucking dino pussy OUHG CUM
>>582271205Susie being really put-off and uncomfortable with Ralsei carelessly bullying someone is a completely new dynamic in their relationship, which most people have not given any thought since the Chapter came out because she never properly voices her concern or confronts him about itTensions that already existed before Chapter 5 were affected by the developments that happened in that Chapter. Kris's relationship with Susie and Noelle has been greatly strained by them getting together and leaving Kris more alone than ever. At the same time, we have new understanding of the depth of Kris and Noelle's relationship and the complicated feelings they still have for each other, and we see how they can get twisted out of control in the Weird Route.In other areas some of the tension is, potentially, lessened. Flowey basically forces the issue of "Kris is a traitor" in front of Ralsei, and if you go along with it Ralsei gets the chance to clarify his position and their relationship, and Kris seemingly does want a good outcome for Ralsei in spite of what they're doing.All of this is to say that anyone acting like nothing has changed since Chapter 4 is simply wrong
"Aaron flexed right out of his ties, gaining the strength that Moms do when a car is about to run over their child or whatever."
Fave loves it when it’s raining and it’s windy and they can feel the chill through a very slightly opened window and the room is dark and they’ve got mood music put on
>>582272153you literally saw it>how would susie be impacted and how would she use the dark world for escapismuhhhh yeah I'm pretty sure she'd talk with scrimblos and dick around with kris.
God i hate it when people treat the 2016 fandom like they were all retards. Have these people even interacted any of the fan content back then? Like they’re weren’t all dumb kids. Look at dreemurr reborn, remember that? That hasn’t aged badly, right?
>>582272431i wish i had this
>>582272292I like prehistoric aus let’s do this again
>>582272414"His gilded member, at least six feet in length, was erect as could be, pointing towards the North Star like a holy phallic compass."
>>582272312not what i said
>>582272473The biggest problem was that it almost entirely revolved around Sans multiverse stuff and it got samey, otherwise I found the fandom cringe endearing and authentic.
>>582272591no quote cuz this one FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
>>582272591SIX FEET TWO THE PHALLIC MAN
Susie is so obviously in denial but because 90% of Deltarune's fanbase lacks social skills they don't pick up on it and think she's just retardedAlso she's a dragon with a horde of items that are special to her.
Fave just watched an lucky lootcrate unbox and the video guy started making noises like he was nutting because of the pull
>>582272591my 2nd favorite of these. i was laughing so hard at this the whole time i read it. thanks to anyone else who wrote for this it may be among the best deltarune fanfics ever produced
>>582272746this one is just mean : c
>>582272746"'I'm ready for anything at this point. did you know I have to wash myself with a rag on a stick now?' Battat said shamefully"
>>582272607That was more like its own subgenre of the fandom. I don’t read a lot of old fanfics but I’m sure there’s a lot of really good ones. And since I mentioned dreemurr reborn, handplates was good right? There must be tons of hidden gems that got forgotten with time.
>>582272884"Even though all she heard was a candy wrapper, something about her cold-blooded reptilian dinosaur asteroid-dodging foid instincts had told her the truth, that Noel was wearing a diaper underneath his skirt."(this one is fucking rancid)
>>582260767Tenna grub in White Knuckle proof of concept.https://files.catbox.moe/254ypg.mp4The sound mixing it terrible, the sprite is entirely placeholder but I got a proof of concept I can replace the grubs in White Knuckle and thus can begin a project of making it an actual thing.
>>582272775Too many people are married to the idea of her crashing out violently after being totally tricked and blindsided by betrayal but like, she was barely even that mad at Ralsei in chapter 4 and immediately tried to comfort him after letting her frustration out. She cares about Kris and wants them to be okay.
>>582272775>* What... were you two talking about?>>>>>>* It wasn't about me, right? Heheh...
>>582272884The first paragraphs made me throb a little
>>582272884this one is my actual favorite. the sheer concept of it alone... i almost wish i was 500 pound battat getting gently put down by ralsei like a dog
>>582272775>90% of Deltarune's fanbase lacks social skills they don't pick up on it and think she's just retardedthis isn't true though. her writing is pretty blatant, from what i've seen people are just confused on why she doesn't suck it up and ask a few questions or they're understandably annoyed at how little 5 really explores what she's going through. a few moments where her mask actually slips would've been nice
>>582273025"The pulsating feeling inside Rudy grew stronger with every passing second, like a rhythmically beating heart, assaulting his being with horrifying psychic energy."aka, a completely normal fanfic until the last 3 sentences when everything goes wrong
>>582272871yeah i'm sorry i didn't intend it to be malicious i only really had one character to work with and i was hoping someone would give it a happy ending. no ill will to iwicdfag i like their drawings
>>582273190sa this is why i say 5b is the best part of 5. her feelings are very clear there >>582273050
>>582273050susie a sweetheart.
>>582273192"at the center of this alter layed a stuffed doll of one BLUE BIRD. Kris's favorite character. right next to the Grunch"Last epic tale. Thanks everyone for playing, that was a good game LMAO
>>582273350another round? :D
>>582273025sorry about this one I had nothing to go off of other then "noel diaper" and as I hate diap fags I had to make everyone else suffer with me
Most subversive thing Toby can do is just having Susie cry and not want to fight
>>582271997HoeHoe's Bizarre Adventure...
>>582271720yeah but gerson is cool and orange is annoying as fuck
>>582273551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMSmi8ZOSno
>"dooood we made a perfect world for you Asgore we're gonna be your perfect family that loves you!">dies in 1-3 days because they are flowers in the darkWere the flowers just dumb as fuck? This would just traumatize Asgore even more, its like trapping him in a tomb with the corpses of his new family.
>>582272591>his leaky faucet quickly turned into Niagara Falls.
>>582273551yeeah I don't want her to start bawling but some big epic vs susie reprise fight just feels kinda ooc at this point. Even if the betrayal is revealed I think she'd just be depressed
>>582273519if you make one sure but I really need to pee and make dinner
Fave real but they only buy your least favorite flavor of chips from the store.
>>582273030how did your friend feel about the disturbing tenna grub statue?
>>582273716idk desu when a flower came on screen my eyes glazed over
>>582273741I think she'd only fight in Weird route because she thinks something is deeply wrong (probably thinking Kris is possessed and fighting to save them and Noelle).
>>582273519alas I must slumber. But you can start one if you want, it's really easy
Hey if you buy shit on the Switch eshop can you redownload it if you get a Switch 2? Like if I buy Deltarune on the Switch can I redownload in a year when I get a Switch 2, or will I have to buy it again?
https://files.catbox.moe/ta6i3c.jpg
>>582274065Oh I'm starin'
>>582260834based
>>58227406590% of female Deltarune fans look like this.
archive digging and found this kinda accurate predictionhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/532804630/#532830776
>>582273867I dunno, I think it'd be best to keep susie and ralsei far away from 7b. There's no chara here to explain mandatory kills with. Kris isn't gonna kill her. Most of us aren't. Noelle won't. Either we get forced into it narratively and it's a cheap blow or we spare her
>>582274065Catti sexo
Weird route is so fucked up and cool, meanwhile main route is fucked down and warm
>>582274065squishy
>>582274065did you draw this? kino
>>582274269no
>>582274065Bottom right is really hot
>>582273716They didn't plan to last longer than a day. They loved him so much, and considered him so above them, that all they cared about was making sure to repay the kindness he showed them back when they couldn't do anything. It didn't matter if they died, because they were just flowers after all.
>>582274379false, entire image is very hot. i wish more catti art existed
Susie's life was only so great for the past couple days to contrast with how immensely terrible it will be in one or two more days
>>582274485You know, the Shadow Crystals predicted all this.
>>582274458better young carol than the scene ones
Electricity/Lightning is the coolest out of all the elemental superpowers
fatti
>>582274212Holy shit I'm the guy who wrote that!! God damn, I did really call it!! I did it!! I understood Delta's Rune!! All I missed was the fact it could be someone other than a Lightner or even a new character...
>>582274258when do we get fucked sideways and lukewarm?
What bathroom does Kris use?
If you like the Sans fight more than the Asriel fight you're a troglodyte!
>>582274982The human bathroom
>>582274957When you get married.
>>582274982Whichever one big sis Dess told him to use. He doesn't resist. He's a good kid.
i guess love really can blind you to aspects of a character because i never got creepy or imposing vibes from ralsei at all. i sensed the snark and the wryness but being pushy? never apparently tunnel of love freaked people out though
>>582274982ralsei
>>582275421DING DING DING correct answer
>>582275216if you aren't into him the hug me step on me stuff comes off as a lil too forward
imagine kris's bladder bursting as dess sucks him off in the public bathroom hoping no one hears whats going on
>>582275216you can just tell him to fuck off idk what the prob is
>>582275216Is it really possible to love a fictional character? I guess as much as you can love an idea.
>>582275473medically burtsing or he peepee in dessy-poo's feeding hole
>>582274065why do i find this hot i cant understand
>>582275587fat teenager boobs
*crinkle*
which utdr cums the most? like you are getting filled up if you let this person cum in you
>>582275587Nigga it's a woman showing you her boobs. Why would you not find that hot?
I'm gonna be real for a second >Becomes 3dNo, but seriously, this Dess groomer stuff kinda makes it hard to take her seriously as a character. I know it's more a community meme than anything, but it's kinda hard to even perceive her a different way now
>>582275654NOEL NO DONT KILLL ME
>>582275654what's that boy? diaps is stuck in the portapotty again?
>>582275680tenna large, cum voluminous
>>582275216it's up to your interpretation whether he's an adorkable fluffy boye or if the game is actively calling him the f slur
>>582275216
>>582275680ralsei it's why he has to hold himself back
>>582275624>>582275692yeah ig you're right...
>>582275680The Titan because it's ridiculously huge
>>582275540orgasmed and came piss in dess's mouth
>>582275514from what i've read it seems to be how extreme his options are. you either have to accept his love/attention or be extremely rude and i guess people feel pressured into kindness again this has never been an issue for me, i felt like it was just natural to be sweet on him but kek >>582275524i'm not like sayaka house tier crazy but he ticks all my boxes on the "stuff i love in a character" list
>>582275680my fave, i want it to be literal gallons like a firehose. i'm a freak like that. also because of this they need to be drained regularly... very regularly
Hello, I am Canadian Fave.Have you considered killing yourself?
>>582275769he cumflated susie with just his pre and had to end his goonage there before anyone drowned
>>582275837This post is emanating female particles.
does coffee actaully help with adhd? i wanna know if the ensuing caffine addiction id be getting is at all worth it, asked fave
>>582275680if you think Titans can cum then them, if not then its either Spamton Neo or Tenna
>>582275740YEAH it keeps happening even if you pick the platonic stuffwhich to be fair, it does make the dynamic kinda hilarious but I can see how people can get annoyed
>>582275895>susie pici understood the reference
>>582275895Stimulants help with ADHD. Coffee is likely to make you tired unless you take excessive amounts, at which point it'll likely make you a bit hyper.It's weird because for ADHD, if you're stimulated a little, your brain calms down too much, but if you go even further you can hit overstimulation and basically get the same effects but worse.You're better off with actual meds, even if finding the right one + dose can be a pain.
I'm now bummed as I realize no ending to Deltarune could ever be as satisfying as the prospect of more Deltarune on the horizon
>>582274473This means Catti will be impregnated by some dumb jock
>>582275893i'm not... i figured this would be an extremely male brained fetish. it feels on the same level of - pardon my french - porntardation, as say, hyper genitals. although i actually don't like that much even though it tends to be paired with excessive fluids very often
>>582275959thinking about it this makes people getting upset at Flowery's pushiness to Ralsei even funnier
how regularly does chara need their balls drainedis it a lot because it keeps the negative thoughts at bay
>>582276216what does it mean if i find ralsei being pushy to be kinda weird but find flowery being pushy to be fucking hilarious
>>582275895caffeine tends to make adhd people sleepy because it doesn't actually "give you energy" it blocks the neurotransmitters that convey the feeling of tiredness, and those same transmitters going crazy is part of the chain that causes adhd symptoms
>>582274229>Either we get forced into it narratively and it's a cheap blowKilling Berdly is like one of the most popular weird route moments and Noelle is far more unstable now (and she may be dead or a total corpse puppet by then).
https://franticfanfic.com/game/PAZNRedo, started the last one too early.
>>582276219ermmm chara has a thussy........problematic, much..?
>>582276272you can see what the point of him being like that was and why it made Ralsei so mad
Mewmew's agathokakological and phlegmatic butthole~
as the host im going to make it clear i have no interest in posting the fanfic results as well someone else gotta do that shit
I bet opening dark fountains feels good as fuck for the ground
>>582276421mewmew's balanced butthole...
>>582276404Looks like the Martian Queen from Duck Dodgers. I'm going to fuck Roulz Kard Fuck this nigga and his impossibnle name I'm gonna fuck this little bitch so hard in his pussy man he aint gonna cum from nothing else.
>>582275824yay! she loves slurping up his golden goo!
Kid grounded for stabbing his bedroom floor trying to make a dark fountain
grounded grounded grounded for one million bullet patterns
>>582276404This feels like samefagging yourself on an alt account
Guys, I don't think Deltarune is real. I was really looking forward to meeting Kris and Susie and Ralsei and even shaking their hands but I don't think it's actually possible.
>>582276650Thats because you are paranoid.
>>582276695chapter 7 will make it real
>>582276695I was looking forward to eating Carol's pussy but I guess that will never happen. Sigh. I guess I"ll have to make do with real women, even though their evil..........
I think i misunderstood how the timer worked
>>582276695VR Deltarune soon
why do fave's thighs kind of burn when they sit for too long>>582276806FUCKING VR ACE ATTORNEY
>>582276219let's say six, or maybe seven times, on a good day. and don't you laugh. this is a serious matter. if i don't help them with this they get even more cranky and irritable than usual. it gets scary. but when they're properly taken care of, they can maintain a very normal level of assholery and cynicism, as things should be. and they can focus! for the, uhhhh, hour or so before the next draining session. okay these fetish debuffs are pretty debilitating aren't they. well maybe we just have to get more creative. conveniently placed desks, for whatever chara is doing, even if it has nothing to do with the kinds of things you'd usually use a desk for. cooking? desk. going out to watch a movie? move in the desk. it's for a disability. taking a walk? mobile desk on wheels. and i'm always underneath, shuffling around, looking for something. except for my rainbow popsicle, which i never lose and i'm always sucking on. and you can't see it. but those contacts and lucky pennies and ibuprofen pills of mine and chara's are always somewhere down there and i have to find them and i have to. stay there. all day. doing my job. while chara does theirs. does this work? i think this works
>>582260767lol
>>582276320ok how often does chara need their thussy filled
>>582276304Yeah, but that's at the start. We don't know what we're doing yet, what we're using snowgrave for. Since then, the goal of the weird route has been loosely defined as forcing Kris and Noelle back together despite the ongoing narrative and doing the impossible by going to the other side of the lake. We've just done that. We won in Noelle's eyes. There's no reason to *proceed anymore if you did lake skip because she said so
>>582276219https://files.catbox.moe/wv3rrx.jpgOften.
Deltarune VRDeltarune BRDeltarune MMODeltarune gachaDeltarune forever
The only difference in Deltarune's ending is that if you saved Tenna at the end of Chapter Three, Susie becomes a TV repairman.
>>582275216ralsei desperately wants to be cute and kind so he acts that way but his true nature is bitchy. there's a character he's a cunt to in every chapter>1: lancer and susie>2: rouxls >3: tenna >4: susie again >5: do i even need to say it
hey hey people, goat morning
>>582260834where's carol puh :wilted_rose:
Ignore the HATERS, I'm having a blast with Chapter 5. The final boss fight is peak gaming.
>>582277081It's under her pubic hair and hidden behind Rudy's head.
>>582277030This is what will happen after Nintendo assassinates Toby Fox for the UTDR license
>>582277145Anon people have moved on from Wolverine, its time to let go.
>>582277030you have to collect all 500 pippins variants
>>582276991wen dy's gaster
>>582276997brotherly love
>>582276997beautiful
>>582277048nta but he's not really that much of a cunt to susie in 4 is he? maybe I just forgot
Fucking slaying it with my story intro
>>582276940OFTEN!!!https://files.catbox.moe/4fktzn.jpg
>>582276925LOL NICE!!!!! battat fucking wishes. ok i wish too I <3 bimbo tenna walking battat on a leash this is beautiful my GOAT
>>582277048We love our Prickly Prince, don't we folks?
fave slept on their neck so wrong their jaw hurts
TO: Lancer, Summer Ralsei, Halloween Spamton, Anniversary NoelleT1: Festival Sans, Netskie, Lancerlympics LancerT2: Queen, Lancerlympics Queen, Halloween Queen, KingT3: Susie, Gerson, Kris (Aqua), TemmieT4: PizzapantsNobody else has any important meta value so your team comp is just going to be subpar.
>>582276940i misspoke it's actually a thenis
>>582277352hiding an end of the world prophecy to a pivotal player in said prophecy is pretty badthe weird route scenes are especially worse in that regard because ralsei knows that you're fucking up noelle too but wont confront you directly about it
>>582276717No it’s because the art is basic level
>>582277485>Anniversary Noelle>Festival Sansthe fuck would these even look like
>And somewhere deep inside Rudy Holiday’s soul, another hair follicle gave up.Gold right there
>>582277406Should I click on this?
>>582277564>>582276650This feels like samefagging yourself on an alt account
Been bored lately so I finally decide to play the weird route and I’m getting stumped on Spamton Neo with only Kris so during a gameover even after beating every secret boss atp I finally listened to the entire gameover song and oh man if that comes back as a boss theme it’s going to hit like a truck
>>582277542I agree that he's being shady and weird the whole time, but he's not really being a jerk to Susie in the way that he's a jerk to a bunch of those darknersDefinitely right that he's (probably) in the wrong for hiding stuff from her though Weird Route Ralsei is a whole nother can of worms
>>582277626>>582276650This feels like samefagging yourself on an alt account
>>582277495theycock is DEADLY. perhaps not as deadly as theypussy. but still dangerous and volatile to handle>>582277618you might get a virus. it'll forcefully open notepad on your computer and type out hundreds of words bitterly explaining why chasriel is an awesome ship that people just don't appreciate
>>582277595Noelle wearing some qt dressRegular Sans but the gacha pull background has the nicecream guy cart
>>582277564nigga someone could straight up just post the mona lisa at this point and you'd call it basic level mspaint scribbles bro just shut up
goatcraft
doomer being butthurt hours
i love semi
>>582277485I expect Halloween Spamton to look exactly like this.
>>582276925Is lusting after Battat more a foid or a gay thing?
>>582277713...do you have more chara "thenis"charock, even?but please no charock obama
Noelle walked in on her parents having sex one time and she doesn't like to think about it but she thinks about it at least once a week
do deltarune fans actually believe "having personality is when being an asshole" or are they just being disingenuous regarding ralsei because they didn't like him
HERE I CUM SAN FRANDISCO *SPLOOOOGES*
>>582277628It and Darkness Falls are very underrated.
>>582278071not as much as i'd likehttps://files.catbox.moe/rs16kq.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/39fo9k.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/u1ve30.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/9ai8pp.png
what if all the faves got vr and then i had vrsex with kris
>>582278052i have never seen a gay person like battat
>>582277628remember to use secret big shot trick: hold enter and press z for secret big shot fire trick spam big shot fires
what if instead of releasing chapter 7 he released chapter 5 VR edition
Toby Fox has revealed a Deltarune Chapter 6 collectors box for $400 — it does not include the game.• A 6-inch Ralsei figure with a stash compartment• Spamton sunglasses with [Prizm Sapphire] lenses• A New Era YELLOW A-Frame cowboy hat• A NormalNPC crossbody bag• A Tenna magnetic mirror• A Flowery the Flower shot glass• A Castle Town swizzle spoon• A Castle Town razor blade keychain• Nine Darkner enamel pins in a metal tin• Stickers in a Ralsei stash bag• A double-sided poster with a full map of Hometown on the back
Deltarune will never end. It's a meta commentary on how when we die in real life and we're too bad for heaven but too good for hell we get stuck in Deltarune for all eternity
>'Oh my Angel, this is just like the time Dess pedophile groomed me on Amino...'Stop that, stop making me laugh
>>582278293ouuuugh orange sex in vr ouuuugh
>>582278293if you want me to kill myself you can just fucking say it to me straight without being subtle about it you know
>>582278223that second one has always been one of my favorites ever. you know of the like 12 images like this which exist and all. but i've always been really bummed out that artist never made more. it's just so good... also the dialogue is very fitting to that last draining chara's balls conversation
>>582278026Oh thats lovely, I'd swipe for it. I bet King would love that bouncy pumpkin too.
>>582277814That’s not true because there are rare talented artists and one posts here
>>582278342how the fuck are stickers an acceptable item for a collector's edition
>>582278223hairy twunk chara......does things to me ###
>>582278437I dont want to fuck Orange. I want to jack off while Ralsei has teasing sizeplay sex with Orange.
>>582278441i'm only posting about it because i feel raped by crapcom too we're in this together
>>582278542Its for the greatest game of all time though>>582278597Real Capcom chads are loving Onimusha and have accepted that Phoenix Wright is done.
>>582277416thanks lolllTenna is secretly the biggest bimbo in the whole deltaverse and no one can change my mind
>>582278449>giving chara a blowjob>they get too into it and start facefucking you>you just have to take it
>>582278052I feel like most people who want to fuck Battat are men but here specifically he's mainly popular with women
>>582278223What is up with Asriel's arm in the fourth one
>>582278769No, he's definitely popular with girls...
>>582278792he fell off his bike. very painful
>>582278551it's just about perfect. truly so.>>582278697that was my goal, actually. that was my high hope
>>582277485this made me smile. I like gacharune. right now im trying to pull the S+ Titan (Summer Bikini) but I keep getting C tier Titanspawn (Shark Costume)
>>582277352>>582277542Ralsei isn't bad for trying to protect Susie from the Prophecy, it's that he's fixated on it the whole Chapter and ends up carelessly putting her down and dismissing her, even potentially putting her in danger when he doesn't meet up with them again right away in the Second SanctuaryBecause he's distracted he also fails to recognize and understand how Susie's getting attached to Gerson like she did with Tenna, so when he has to smash the Gerson statue to pieces and tries to explain it away after the fact like it's not a big deal she blows up at himRalsei doesn't know what's going on in the Weird Route. All he knows is what you do in front of him, what he can infer from Kris's reactions, and what Susie tells him.Chapter 5 also makes it clear that Ralsei knows we're some kind of higher power and he feels he has to implicitly trust what we're doing, and what Kris is doing (making Dark Fountains) even if he doesn't agree with it. It would take a lot for him to turn against us, especially with the Weird Route also confirming that as bad as the Last Prophecy is he's still afraid that breaking the Prophecy might lead to "something even worse."
What's your Darkner team looking likeI got my Winglade's attack power so high it's broken as hell
Green misheard Orange and accidentally made FAT ASS FOOD instead of FAST FOOD and the food gave Orange a huge wobbly hyper ass oh no she's using an attack pattern where she tries to crush Ralsei under it
>>582278697>hips so boney you join him in having circles on his cheeks>yours are special though>theyre blue
Goodnight UTG. luv ya
>>582278921I'm running full sleep build since leaks say the 6.x meta is going to be sleep heavy, once I get a couple Zapper dupes the TP gen is going to be crazy.
>>582279018>THAT'S MY ATTACKTHOROUGHLY JAPED AGAIN BY THE GREAT PAPYRUS
if i was good at coding I would make a fake gacha simulator website where you can pull deltarune characters. I have the artistic ability to sprite 100 variations of characters but im too lazy to learn how to host a website
>>582279095BRO IM TRYING TO JERK OFFSTOP MAKING ME PAUSE MID JERK TO DODGE YOUR BONES
>>582279027good night!
>>582279027fuck you bitch
>>582278972So Orangey...
>>582276190ington
Fave just tortured and buried a Kobold alive in BG3. That felt good.
this is making me want to actually write more male chara smut again. which i really haven't done nearly enough of anyway. aside from mad secret scrawls in my own private notebooks
>>582275524>Is it really possible to love a fictional character?Yes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d20d6epERP0
goap
>>582279168If you ask nice enough I'll consider it.seeya
>>582278052Underage female thing
ralsei if he reel
>>582278972W-woah!! (destroys Ralsei because it's so big) YOU GUYS!!!
>>582279387when someone asks me to describe fujo pippins
I hope you like my parts, I really thought I gave it 101%.
>>582279280>cant fuck any goblinsGame let me down
>>582279451I don’t even care that you are making a joke, it is baffling to me how many battat accounts I see that are labeled minor
male chara made this the best thread in weeks
>>582278697>oh nooo, my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery
>>582278052I hope most of the Battat rape/submission/humiliation art is made by women because that would please my desires...
Susie is the kind of person who hears Frieza call Saiyans monkeys and start thinking about all the different kinds of space monkeys which must exist for Frieza to make that comparison
>she had the face of a deer. round black eyes and a narrow snootYou read my mind
>>582279556They are mostly made by kids/teens, so
>>582278769>picSEX!!!!!!!! BATTAT BUNNY SUIT SEEEEX!!!!!!!!!
>>582279523That's the only downside of the game
>>582279653Back in my day everyone knew most fanfiction/fanart/smut was made by teenage girls, I don't know why it's supposed to be scandalous now
HOLY SHIT I FINALLY GOT VALENTINE NOELLE!!!!
sad because i want more male chara pornand there fucking isnt any
>pulling for Summer Noelle>get a broken animation with no rarity colors >no text indicating what the fuck i just got>random realistic image of an egg added besides the ice-e calendar>does nothing and can't be interacted with???
>>582279628Well, it's a good thing she's a Reindeer>>582279878I'm a 26 year old guy and I wrote fanfic. Last time I wrote was a year ago...
>>582279902this is where your imagination has to come in anon. my imagination has made the best chara porn there is. or there isn't i guess
>>582279896Thought this bitch was wearing Rouge the Bat's outfit.
>>582279653What UTDR characters do hags want to rape?
>>582279878I don’t think it’s scandalous, it’s just cringe. Battat has the same visual allure to young female fujos as dandy’s world and poppy playtime shit and that’s the uncomfortable truth about battatfags that /utg/ doesn’t want to address
>>582279878they've been wanting to make pippins problematic goons like it doesn't happen with any other character
>>582280058the uncomfortable truth about battatfags that /utg/ doesn't want to address and then it's some shit you made up
>>582279589does susie ever wonder why they all always speak the same language as people from earth (whether it's japanese or english or whatever it's dubbed to)
>>582279543i always just wish i wasn't so autistic about not reposting images too often. i want to do some cool image sharing back and forths with it too and get the visual-imagination juices flowing you know but there's just not enough and much less that is explicit. so i usually just don't use any images talking about them in these ways.>>582279902yeahi was just thinking too i'm still not good enough at anatomy to really make any that would like satisfy anyone other than me. but if i ever get to that level i feel like i'll probably just start doing that constantly for like a year straight or some shit. like just fill out all that empty space cause clearly no one else is gonna do it. maybe i should use that as a motivation now i think i'm less autistic about being ultra pure in my love for chara like i was more in the past or like i have to make more other stuff first. but i already made a lot of other stuff so it would be okay or something. i don't know i'm insane but either way i wish there was more too yes. permanent frustration of the soul and the penis arrgghhhhh
>>582279896I'm rolling as soon as Toby refreshes the top up bonuses
This is awkward, I didn't get the YIIK reference, sorry
>>582280070Read my post>>582280058I’m not a boogieman calling pippins unethical goons, but they are lame goons
>>582279902Must be tough if you're not a shotafag. and even they haven't gotten much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdfGQwEN-rs
>>582280213it's still a retarded claim to make when underageb&s do it for literally any cwitter in the game
YIIK, YIIK, it rhymes with Reek
what are the pros and cons of learning to draw specifically to please utg
https://files.catbox.moe/n9yaz5.jpg
>>582280279You don't learn to draw specifically to please utg, you learn to draw specifically to please your heart.
I want to pet a reindeer
What would Pippin heads even look like in 3D spaceWould they actually be hexagonal like they look, or would they be a tilted cube like the shape is supposed to be based on, or some other third thing
>>582280263No, battat specifically draws in lots of obnoxious kids to draw him
>>582278890>Ralsei doesn't know what's going on in the Weird RouteChapter 4 Weird Route mentions a different ending for the prophecy, and it ends with Ralsei trying to guide the player into coming back tomorrow even though Noelle got thorned prior.He would not mention this in his moment of weakness right after Susie learned the prophecy, it is his last-ditch attempt.
deltarune anime adaptation where its animated like berserk 2016
>>582280350yeah
>>582280354We already know.
>>582280378we get it can you stop banging on about it now it's not /utg/'s fault you follow teenagers on twitter
>>582280169if you ever find yourself with a shitton of free time, just bang out chara porn. it won't be good at first, but with time and autism, you could probably make half of all male chara porn.
>>582280279pros>you get better at drawing>can make people with rare faves happy >helps mitigate /utg/'s passive psychic damagecons>attracts schizophrenics to your location>can become too tied to this place's fountain, which makes you turn to stone in other fountains
>>582280441my hottest take is that the first ova was actually good and the assassination scene is handled way better than the 90s anime said the board at the Librarby
MOIDOR FOID
>>582280279>specifically to please /utg/Extreme anxiety if you don't get attention from the people you're trying to please. Remember the self first, then draw for others.
>>582280524Ok pippins poster… all of the art drawn by them sucks so I don’t save 99% of it
>>582280597this could've just been a poal you know
>>582280597asriel
>>582280597I was thinking about that King of the Hill ytp where hank crushes his neighbor's hand>JAPANESE>OR>CHINESEWhen I wrote that
>>582280530well honestly. i've already made enough of it, that it could qualify as half or even over that number. seriously. but it's all beginner level cartoon stuff so i think nobody in the history of ever has been aroused by it legitimately other than me. but yes if i continue forward perhaps eventually it will reach a level where it satisfies others too is what i'm saying
>>582280497i thought it was a weird poncho.i never would have thought that anyone would ever conjure this fucking thingwould the battat poster still fuck him like this
>>582280717>the battat posteri've got horrible news for you... oh so horrible those news...
Pippins are like Peppa Pig where it's just best not to think about what they'd logically look like in 3D
>>582276312First one. I love how this one started. Good work.
ok the frantic fanfic is done, if anyone wants to upload the results I'd appreciate it. this was a fun one but I think everyone should probably call it quits for now . lets do this again tomorrow please.
>>582276312>>582280834please post all the stories, i can't read them because audience is turned off for some reason.
>>582280717if you made it green nothing could stop me
>>582280569My hot take is that one confrontation scene with all the demon apostles or whatever in the tower with the fat super faithful demon guy (man its been long I cant remember shit about the character names) was very hype especially with the soundtrack. But I think Berserk animations are just cursed.>>582280313Okay but he would definitely step on her and sit on her first.
deltarune has the same ending as back breakin' bawbie
>>582280569me to whoever wrote thats balls
>>582280887iunno how to turn that one sorry nonny
>>582280834Honestly they were all good this round.>>582280887I will.
>>582278052for the record I'm not even one of the Battat regularsI just thought I'd try drawing something new tonight >>582260767anchor ig
Will Kris's Theme be as good as Guts' Theme
>>582280990haha...HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>582280597moids are nice
>>582280919look it makes it clear it's too dark to see who it is until it's too late and the ensuing first person pov panic is greOOF OUCH OWIE
>>582280973
>>582280990
>>582280979CUTE!!!! UNENTHUSIASTIC, RESIGNED, AND EMBARRASSED EXPRESSION SEX!!!!!!!!! thank you anon...
>>582280990i fucking wish man
>>582280169>i was just thinking too i'm still not good enough at anatomy to really make any that would like satisfy anyone other than me.you should practice more anatomy stuff anon, it would probably be very fun to be good at anatomy, think of all the poses you could do, nsfw or notyou would be free!! at least that's what i imagine it's like im not an artist or anything, it probably still sucks in some other way
>>582281095Yeah sorry for tanking the ending I didn't pick up on where everyone else wanted this to go but I tried. You all did great though.
>>582281231lol no don't apologize the ending was my favorite part i was laughing as i read it
>>582281137yeah. its just hard and a long process but i've made some minor strides
LEGO DeltaruneKris has a stub on their where you can attach a little red heart shaped piece and if you take that piece off it looks like they have a really fat belly buttonSusie comes with the Shadow Mantle (it's just the standard cape that looks like a little black tissue with holes punched in it)
in homeshart caliborn uses an anime art guidebook to learn to draware those actually useful or a meme
https://files.catbox.moe/e1h41c.mp4>MOID>OR>FOID
>>582280597That's a complicated question. It depends on what you mean by "moid".
>>582281480dark image. deep, antediluvian evil contained. peer at your own peril.
>>582281452I miss Durhamrockerz...
>>582281125my pleasure Anon :) thank you for enjoying it!
>>582281452could just post a link to the videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4YEJcR0-EE
Will Kris's Ass be as good as Guts Man's Ass
>>582281480am i actually considering the appeal of having sex with xavier renegade angel right now. am i actually, yes. yes i'm actually doing that. but would it be worth it knowing you would surely die in some fantastically comedic way either during, after, or somehow retroactively before the actperhaps
>>582280597I also prefer moids
Hoids futanari are where its at
>>582281305well i believe in you anon, as difficult as it may be
>>582281480it’s great how literally any character you can think of can be fuckable with the right writing and art
>>582280597i am coming to terms with the possible fact that i may prefer foids
>>582281618I could've sworn this guy's youtube channel got deleted.
>>582281480>MOID>OR>FOID
>>582281592strip, sand, varnish, buff, varnish, buff, varnish, wax, sand, buff, buff, buff buff
>>582281716well thank you kindly
>>582281728I just saw an image of Orange pissing into a glass for Ralsei to drink and I was almost tempted to save it because the quality and overall composition was so good despite it not being my fetish.
>>582281728you can rape any character you want to
>>582281626Kill yourself
HEY KRISYOU'RE A LITTLE LOW ON AIR
>>582281893no man i'm saying i wouldn't have to. were you even listening
>>582281812OH GOD
>>582281903AND YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
>>582281732Are you a supposedly gay goat poster by any chance?
>>582281903AND YOU'RE FULL OF $$$$
I always thought Protoman saying "Whatever gets you off, Doc" had a lot of YTP potential.
>>582281989no
>>582281732my condolencesget well soon
>>582281803It helps no one to be reductive. I believe that- that we are queer implies to some degree that there are genders larger than us. Now, we can get into the semanticalities...
>>582280990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqbzExv7wNI
>>582282117thank you but... i think it's... terminal....... guuuhhhhhhhhhhuhhhh............. *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
>>582282148The very notion of gender itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nips of its meaning. I'd like to goon with you a lot more about this. Would you be interested in reading some of my fanfics?
>>582280597I'm a stupid fucking chud moid who just wants to serve his superior moid fave. But apparently trying to right the wrongs of my birth, thank you Adam, is too much so I get to lurk here loving and cursing life in equal measure. Bullshit Torture Nexus 9000 but also has Chara.
>>582282154dude i remember years and years ago there was art of a chick whose boobs grew when she got turned on and it slowly grew in pulses like a bonergood fetish
Deltarune took so long to make both Penny Blood and Armed Fantasia got cancelled
>>582282367This is way hotter than futa and I wish it was more common
Which UTDR character feels like they will never be sexually desirable and that nobody will ever enjoy having sex with him?
>>582281095This is hot
>>582282326why fem!xavier kinda......
>>582282441its really not kiddo
>>582282468People will literally fuck anything if it's woman shaped enough
>>582282468Because of the giant tits, huge thighs, brown skin, and sexy lips.
>>582282487Shut up Sans I didn't ask you
>>582282154Makes me think of thishttps://youtu.be/ZDXqWXVGqOg
>>582282449AlphysThat's like 50% of her plot
>>582282367that's just real life it's just not as cool
>>582282326>>582282468Dogshit.
>>582280979hot... nice work!
>>582282441breast expansion is super common what are you talking about>>582282487lolno
>>582282449i would have said berdly but then seth proved me wrong so i’ll say zenlooker
>>582282551i feel like her reversed legs opens up a looot of unique positions
>>582282449Ralsei, which is why you need to prove him wrong
>>582282662Berdly always thought that Noelle was in to him, and he quickly believed the same about Susie.
>>582282597Alphys is hot
>>582282645>breast expansion is super common what are you talking aboutI'm talking about in response to arousal and functioning like a boner
>>582282449i have a lot of fantasy scenarios where this is chara deep down (they won't admit it or talk about it unless explicitly confronted, if even then) like as part of their misanthropy it also extends sexually where they would be very surprised that they have any appeal to anyone at all and would almost want to look down on you for doing so. they are a disgusting hairy greasy human with filthy bodily fluids leaking out everywhere and stuff like this. i don't know if that's really about them in particular or just that they are human, like maybe they would think the same of even the most attractive supermodel in this scenario. but still it could count in the context of being the only human among monsters and such
>>582282778Yes but she doesn't think she is
who here is MASTURBATING right now like straight up JERKING OFF
I wanna fic I WANNA FIC-UUUUUUUUUUDown came the snow. Down came the wind. Down came the blanket that tucked Hometown into bed. All throughout her house, did Noelle not hear a peep. No mouse or mouse-monster scurrying in the walls to be heard. So why was it then, she might have asked herself, did she feel so scared?There was nothing to fear but fear itself, so said a Holiday lost to time, and yet the shadows moving along the walls were plenty fur-raising indeed. Armed with naught but a flashlight, Noelle set out from her room, and immediately had to hold herself still, lest she awake her parents downstairs with her jump of fright. Nothing passed in front of her, so she thought, and nothing indeed did pass in front of her. Soon enough, nothing became nothing, and the reindeer's fur began to settle. It was just still air, she tried to reason. Still, she knew what she didn't see.And then Kris leapt onto her back! Stricken dumb from fear, Noelle couldn't do anything but stand there, motionless and impotent as Kris had his malicious, moid ways with her sensual, cervine foid body.
>>582282809no i need to gift the fat fuck eiland many cakes and sweets so he will unlock my wife
>>582282809I did earlier...
>>582282615???
>>582282809my JO crystal is lighting upsomeone has to come clean.......
>>582282809i need to stay horny right now i think i'm on to something
>>582282910Yeah like 10 minutes ago i came to dragon maid futa on futa porn
>>582280597Moids~ (Gay)
What 90% of players would have done to Ralsei if we had actual control over Kris and weren't following Toby's hack of a script
>>582282794>disgusting hairy greasy human with filthy bodily fluids leaking out this is very specifically asriel's type
>>582283016sex
>>582283085that comes after
>>582280597Moids (straight)
>>582282809i ran out of cum and have to recharge in my sleep
>>582283016>What 90% of players would have done to Ralsei if we had actual control over Kris and weren't following Toby's hack of a script
>>582283017yes it's my type too
>>582282809Does my heart throbbing at holding fave's hand count as jerking off? Are the tears welling up because I wanna listen to her heartbeat enough to count as lube for masturbation?
susie has a scandalous photo of ralsei spreading his ass saved on her phone and calls him her "goatsy goatse" to everyone else's cluelessness
>>582283136i can usually go 2 or 3 times before i start shooting blanks and then the next day it's refilled again>>582283157no sorry your penis has to be throbbing too
Would a photo of a darkner even look the same when taken out of the dark world?
>>582282809now that people have started posting ralsei, yes
>>582283362Proof?
>>582282449burgerpants
FUCKING INSERT PLANKTON GIF BECAUSE AHHHHH! JUST AHHHHHH! WANNA! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IMAGINE HOW WARM AND SOFT IT COULD BE TO JUST SQUEEZE MY HEAD UNDER THE SWEATER AND STAY THERE! IMAGINE LOOKING UP INTO CHARA'S EYES AND BECOMING HER PRISONER AS YOU CAN'T LOOK AWAY, DON'T WANT TO FUCKING LOOK AWAY, AND ACCEPT BEING SWALLOWED BY THIS HELLISH ANGEL'S CHARM!
>>582283415what am I supposed to say? my e621 search query?
>>582283358are Shuttah's photos even corporeal? they probably wouldn't be able to leave, similar to Susie having to write up the Alvin letter after the dark world unless I'm misremembering how that happened
>>582282449My vessel
>>582283507i think he wants to watch you jerk off anon
>>582283506he doesn't look like that
all moids must hereby post photographic evidence of them masturbating their penises or fave will never be real
>>582283507This anon is correct >>582283572
>>582283506canon chara doesn't do or have any of these thingsnot even a sweateryou are horny for an oc human woman
>>582283612I don't want fave to be real. The only reason they're fave is because they aren't real, the moment they're real they become 3dpd
>>582283612>t.
/utg/ is just grindr
>>582283705it could be tinder too but the girls are playing around
>>582283358if you took a camera to a dark world it would become a tumblrsexyman obsessed with capturing beautiful anygenders in portraits, you could only take real photos with them by using the right ACT and after sealing the fountain you'd find every photo you took was of pitch-black nothing
>>582283506
>>582283358I assume Dark World photos would get jumbled up the same way Asgore's Light World research got jumbled up. As in, you could probably see something in the darkness, but it'd also look scrambled and mixed with the Light World representation of that area/object. Digital devices would probably also fail to capture anything considering the cellphone's busted, so I think it'd also have to be taken by a darkner that either has or is itself a camera, like Shuttah, which could complicate the matters of if such a photo can even exist in the first place if it's materialized through darkness.
>>582283612https://files.catbox.moe/m5tzxx.jpg>>582282981Thiss me
>>582283860nice bush anon
>>582283705I wish they would move to a discord and kill themselves there
>>582283860ive got a bigger penis than you and im a trannysaid mewmew
>>582283572>>582283643Sorry anon it’s been like two weeks since I last shaved I don’t think you’d be impressed
>>582283975is there a /utg/ discord?
>>582284019MEWMRW penemis?! Where?!
>>582283860Sexo... thank you for your contribution anon.
>>582283975that's not nicesuicide is sad
>>582284079Suicide is based actuallyYour body gets to become a darkner in the dark worldIsn't that hecking awesome? You could become a tumblrsexyman zombie!
>>582284183>>582284183>>582284183wheat
Fuckin baake pleasse
>>582284019Can I see it?
>>582284273you gotta process it into flour first
>>582283860dude why do you fuckers always take pictures of your cock like it's some sort of cryptid it's always the same angle downwards in pitch black darkness and your penis always looks sad as shit it's fucking pathetic
>>582284358i dont even jerk off, no you cant see it
>>582284490Why don't you jerk off
>>582284435straightoids don't know what makes a dick pic look good
>>582284518i hate having a dick and am just not horny most of the time
>>582283612does it have to be from today?https://files.catbox.moe/9xnzu7.mp4
>>582284435Straggot men just loom over shit and take photos downward its something to do with their brain chemistry
>>582282786Thats also pretty common, that shits been in three different anime series off the top of my head.
>>582284572That's a shame.
>>582284748it sure is, i hate this shit
>>582284621The other way is to get posed up like a faggot, which works too but isn’t really a dickpick anymore, it’s just a nude
>>582284435>>582284621show us the RIGHT way to take a dickpic then foids or stop complaining
>>582284803You can do a lot of fun shit with your phone but its always lazy downward angles that look like To Catch A Predator evidence.
>>582283612Too late I already finished and put it away. Better luck next time.
>>582284912I’m not disagreeing. I’ve taken my fair share of fun pictures. I’m just saying they basically cease to be “dickpics”
>>582284912how many dick pics do you look at
>>582284805mirror shot, or have a camera man take a photo of it at penis level
>>582284968Fair>>582284976I dont need to look at many. How many pieces of stale bread do you need to eat before you grasp the concept that things can be better?
>>582285003dicks point forwards...you can't see the length of it from the front.......
camera mancamera manwith my dickand my glans
>>582285003Just hold your phone at your side or in front of it or below or something, just spice it up
Does laying on your side with the camera facing you count? I mean the dick’s in the picture
>>582285269As long as it looks nice (and most importantly, someone appreciates it) it counts
>>582285451>>582283612hard to keep it up when you’re trying to take a decent picture but whatever I triedhttps://litter.catbox.moe/bh4jpzan8pamjaqd.jpeg
>>582286117now THAT'S how you do it. very good... very good...
>>582286117nice job anon, you're very pretty
>>582286202>>582286276why thank you
>>582286117be my gay /utg/ boyfriend
>>582286519that all depends on who your fave is
>>582286649who's yours?
>>582286649well ummmm who's your fave......... now i'm too shy it's over
naruhodo.....foids ask for a 'dick pic' but want a bod pic..........subarashii......
>>582282326sexo
>>582286720>>582286732I never said it had to be the same as mine but I’m a Ralseifag
>>582286841the forbidden technique that only the fags (fag-fags and gymfags alike) are willing to attempt
>>582286909Unsurprising. He's cute but I couldn't be faithful to him as my one and only fave...
>>582287046well then who IS your fave
>>582286117be my bi boyfriend. temmiefucker btw
>>582287114I would tell you but then I'd have to kill you
>>582287124temmie is a very good answer. We can make a sandwich out of it (even though I don’t think Temmie would be very good at sharing) >>582287192oh I die
/utg/ orgy begins in 3 hours
>>582286909i can't tell you or ill be recognized and thats embarrassing, i dont even know you i've just seen your pictureill admire you from afar
>>582287405Thank you for admiring me at all. I hope you have a good time Nubertposting
>>582287668thank you................
>ch5 defenders are also gay selfie dickpostersnot a surprise
will toby ever make a rpg game that's not accessible to babies? The world may never know..
>>582296068*Laughs as I turn into my Super form* You mean the Halloween Hacks?
>>582296068In what way? Making the game harder? Having an actual plot to follow instead of vagueposting which lets you turn your brain off? Writing actual evil characters and consequences instead of making everyone a misunderstood glup shitto who's actually good all along?
