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What's your most romantic fantasy with fave, anon?
>>582284183Nice OP
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
I hope Toby Fox can make a game without meta bullshit after Deltarune
>>582284237faves the big spoon, but i face him and twist my legs around his
>>582284390Who is fave?
>>582284275Terrible picrel
>>582284237is it romantic to think about all the things i would do with fave in bed or is that more lust
>>582284421...pic rel! he's not 6 ft but thats fine! you dont have to be tall to top!
>>582284435Guys suck ass at taking pictures, dudes like to rag on chicks for being attentionwhores but at least their shit doesnt look like it came out of the epstein files.
>>582284515Sexual desire is a normal part of romantic attraction. Where true Love burns Desire is Love’s pure flame;It is the reflex of our earthly frame,That takes its meaning from the nobler part,And but translates the language of the heart.
>>582284547i feel pretty proud of my penis pictures but i will never ever ever post them for /utg/ because that's weird
>>582284547I'M SORRY! OKAY, I DIDNT WANNA STROKE IT FOR THE PIC WHEN I CAME JUST 30 MIN PRIOR
taking fave to the smithsonian and watching them pretend not to be really happy to see all the dinosaurs and bugs and spaceships but you can see that telltale blush on their face that proves they love every second of it
>>582284306
>>582284581goddamn anon, nice cock
>>582284725Some of you guys have low standards
>>582284656I don't think there's a lot of Faves who would pretend not to enjoy the Smithsonian
>>582284792okay, let's see YOUR cock then. that anon's was thick and veiny and throbbing but i'm sure yours is so much superior
>>582284830Susie might, depending on the circumstances. Kris is always aura-farming, so them too.
i want fave to know i love fave for who fave is regardless of the appearance and/or size of fave's genitals
>>582284881Based fave lover
>>582284703>haaahh?good raly
>>582284865That was a mushroom in a pube field dawg have some dignity.
>>582284830i was picturing chara in one of their misanthropic moodsbut you know they’re just pretending not to have the time of their lives as they pull you around to each attraction and comment their deep and well-formulated thoughts on each one
Anyone else getting less horny as they age
what am i even waiting for...
>>582285110That means that you have cancer. You should get that checked.
>>582284547>>582284792If you’re so jealous post your ugly boobs and beef flaps
>>582285165Please don't insult vaginas.
>>582285013>Field of Pubes and Shrooms
I just think Kris is really sexy in their darkworld skintight clothes and when people draw their navel visible through the clothes it makes me feel funny
>if a dick pic is criticized its because /utg/ is jealous of itSo /utg/ is jealous of chapter 5? I'm learning....
>>582285013it was more of a log than a shroom but your unwillingness to post your own penis confirms my suspicions about you
>>582285335Flowery sending you unsolicited stamen pics
>>582285393>FEMALE
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING SELFIES!!!!!!!!
>>582285393You are desperate for 4chan penis pictures lol
Stuttah taking professional dick pics of all the /utg/ moids...
All of your genitals are filthy and disgusting. Male, female, irrelevant. All human, all worthless. And for that, so are mine. You will never see them.
PENIS MANPENIS MANWITH HIS COCKIN HIS HAND
Dess is the Knight and won't have a redemption arc in Deltarune but will in Deltarune Arena Quirkymax
I was super tired driving home yesterday and I thought this sign for a place called PINES BAR said PENIS BARAnd now /utg/ is quite the PENIS BAR.
>>582285707licking tem butt
>>582285523YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT I AM
>>582285556arcsys mentioned secret vessel lore deployedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af6JRDhNBiw
Either I'm a fictophile or all of you are just really Really ugly, I have low standards but c'mon...
>>582286060all the pretty people aren't whoring themselves out for nothing
>>582285545trapped in the dark world until they get a good one
>>582284703these are great!! I’m jealous of how well you draw Ralsei
UR GUNNA SHIT PISS, ASSWIPE
>chapter 6 comes out>guitar darkner is essentially dess>she gets along really well with ralsei>toby is able to show dessriel without needing asriel and dess to be present>ralsei's got a fucking girlfriend! i'm so proud of him>finish chapter>open /utg/>first thing I see is a catbox link to the guitar with a futa dick the size of a baseball bat rearranging ralsei's insides GrimSimply grim
>>582280990i've spent more time than I'd like to admit thinking about potential kris themesAll I know is toby better make it crutch the piano hardOr just be full piano
>>582286794>ralsei's got a fucking girlfriend!That's how you know this will never come true, like it or not Kralsei is too strong to ever give Ralsei a girlfriend
>>582286794rearranging ralsei's insides? the first thing that would be posted is futa dess molesting kris and you know it
>>582286892>Kralsei is too strongDelusional
getting rearranged by ralsei's insides
>>582285325he's 17
>>582284237romantic candlight dinner with eram at the depths of the world. nothing but us, a nice table, some light snacks, and the endless sheer black ocean of void surrounding us. them teasing me about "how far youve fallen, just to be with little ol me", and me trying to fire back but knowing that theyre entirely correct. talking about esoteric bullshit and laughing, before eventually the conversation melts away and we just stare at each other. nothing else to do and nowhere else to go but our little date spot at the absolute bottom of everything
Deltarune will have the same exact final boss as The Binding of Isaac except instead of mommy issues it's older girl from next door issues
>>582287059out of 10!
Giving Ralsei a copy of both Baking Yesteryear and Baking Across America for his bookshelf
>>582287091the firekeeper special. sounds nice.
forgot for a moment and hovered over a ralsei spoiler post instead of hiding itit doesn't look too bad this time but I will not make this mistake again
Without Fave the life grows dull
>>582286805it should contain 7/4
>>582287203>I don't care if it was good>I'm never doing it again
fixation on licking faves
goot
Why does Dess have photos of Kris in her room
>>582287359armpits? navel? neck? ears? lips? eyes? nose? where are you licking fave
>>582287340didn't say it was goodI am simply not at all a fan of what ralsei spoiler posts usually contain
>>582287143Ralsei wishing the author made a third book with a primarily white cover for some reason
>>582287403the photo shows kris and noelle, not just kris
>>582287059*she's>>582287140*10 000 000 000
>>582287525there's also memorabilia all throughout the mansion
>>582287359me 2
>>582287569damn you must really hate kris to only rate her 17 out of 10,000,000,000
>>582287403I get an aneurysm every time I see inside Dess's closetPlease never post it ever agian
>>58228705917 is adult in human years, right?
If Kris is 17 the age gap between them and Dess/Asriel has to be like 3 years at most and there'd be no "young kid and late teenager" dynamic at all
Kris paizuri
>>582286805https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQGXv1wdahQ I think oberon's theme fits nicely. They're pretty similar characters. I also really like the idea of Kris succeeding but still fighting the soul at the last second we're around just because they can't shake their grudge. Incredibly kino
>>582287768what a cute BOY
>>582287831this is true but people want to draw their shota/loli stuff anyways
I bought a novelai sub I'm generating so much toriel porn
>>582287893pathetic
>>582287872whats a boy?
>>582287893This is only pathetic because it's of Toriel instead of Carol
>>582287893>not jigsaw joepathetic. don't care
>>582287893>straight gensgrim, beyond saving
We get it, you like Carol
I’m not convinced there’s any straight people on /utg/
>>582287162that wasnt what I was thinking about when i was writing it, but looking back that was definitely the vibe i was going for. maybe a little bit of old man consequences too
>>582288064I'm straight and a people and I'm on /utg/not trans btw
>>582288064i'm just a boring bisexual
>>582287962a cute thing i get to molest
>>582288064i'm straight until proven otherwise
Why are all the cats in this game so hot?
whats going on in the previous thread?
>>582288172don't worry about it kitten
males:>nice cock brofoids:>ew dicks are gross and the angle you used gave me the icknoooticing
>>582288064im the last straight person left here
>>582288172bisexual surveys for faves
>>582288202i'm a male and my response to the cockposting is SHUT UP I DON'T FUCKING CARE POST ABOUT DELTARUNE YOU FAGGOT
>>582288064I am a straight man who sometimes gets sexually aroused by the goat character. This doesn't make me bi tho.
>>582288202i'm a male and my response to the cockposting is I FUCKING CARE POST MORE ABOUT UNDERTALE DELTARUNE PENISES YOU FAGGOT
nobody gave a shit when i posted this earlier but toby left in the ch6 blue rudinn dialogue in the japanese version so you can get an idea of what it's gonna say next chapter
>>582288325if it was about undertale deltarune penises i wouldn't mind
Of all the places in the Underground, the lab wouldn’t be a bad place to livealthough, 10th anniversary stream New Home was pretty sweet
>>582288325bro like 3 or 4 penises have been posted alreadycan a fella have a pussy pic for once
>>582288339>No one can complain. The only person who might complain is not in this place.Bluedinn competing with Asgore for the title of Vaguepost King I seeWhat did he mean by this
>>582288420ralsei pics are always posted
>>582288449Mr. Society would complain about it, but he left to the cliffs.
I want to hold him and kiss him but I know it will never happen *sigh**blows my brain with a shotgun*
>>582288064There’s tons of straight male posters. What’s rare here is a straight female poster
>>582288068I hearest ya, I hearest ya..
>>582287525A convenient excuse
>>582288420here you go fren
>>582288496what the fuck is mr society's deal, is he really just a sans parallel and nothing more
Kris likes seeing images of (/utg/) cats
>>582288578boner alert!!!!!
>>582287962A boy is Kris
>>582288420never ever ever, it is more elusive than a unicorn holding a pot of gold
everytime people start the circlejerk it is like half a hour after I fap so its not hot
>>582288643who goddarn don't
>>582287831At a young enough age it is. All of Asriels friends treat Krissy like a baby, not a peer. Bratty outright asks Kris to buy her food with the implication that their age gap alone makes it not a date.
>>582288202Since I was a teenager, I have known that I simply MUST be gay. Women have no interest in me, and the prospect of interacting with them has always been intimidating. Women command vast social networks amongst themselves and are capable of going to great lengths to humiliate and ostracize you while simultaneously pretending that you mean nothing to them. Furthermore the majority of women are vapid and immature, and they are biologically guaranteed to become emotionally unstable once per month. I suspect this is why so many women have inferiority complexes and desperately wish to be victims as much as they desperately wish to be seen as strong and independent in the eyes of their male peers.Men, on the other hand, are much easier to talk to. Most men - except for, ironically, effeminate gay men, who try their hardest to emulate women and come away with their worst traits, the cattiness, the duplicity, the shallowness - are simply better people and better friends than women on average. They hold fewer grudges and resolve conflicts easier. They are easier to bond with. Loyalty and honour still mean things to them. Many men, especially those slightly on the autistic spectrum, are genuinely intelligent and impassioned about certain hobbies and interests that go beyond the latest Taylor Swift albums. Sexually, the penis is a more versatile and intuitive organ than the vagina. It is easier to tell when a penis is aroused and easier to tell when orgasm has been achieved. This is fact. I also believe that penises are more aesthetically pleasing with a nice set of balls and dense pubic hair. They are also much easier to keep clean.The ideal romance for me, I have gathered, is a 'bromance' wherein we maintain the best aspects of a male/male friendship while also incorporating romantic and sexual aspects of our choosing. This fulfills platonic, romantic, and sexual needs.
I don’t get emotional on my period, just a little messy
>>582288864it sounds like you need a boyfriend. go outside and find another guy who’s autistic about undertale and there’s your keeper
>>582288643here you go kris
>>582287893This but Carol, Catti and Kris having sex with my self insert
>>582289013I am confident that you do, just that nobody says it to your face.>>582289028>you need a boyfriendDo I ever. Luckily one shouldn't be too hard to find. My primary concern is simply that faggots sleep around - I don't want to get a boyfriend who has a sexual past or any STDs.
>>582289127the faggots here do not sleep around i can tell you that
>>582289127Your bait is impeccable sis
>>582289072weird angle, cute catthe books seems interesting toosaid OoC Kris
>>582289127> I don't want to get a boyfriend who has a sexual past or any STDsGay men are obnoxious and bisexual men are way more likely to have STDsI don’t know what you should do because I have the same problem
>>582289272it’s not supposed to be that angle but i’m forced to mobilefag and it tilted the image for no reason
>>582288339Doomposters were right, we're really going to have to wait until chapter 7 to get anything other than vagueposting.
>>582289336NTA why would bis have more stds?
>>582288339where this from
>>582289416Gays have a higher maximum but bios have a higher average because the people who identify as bi are desperate to fuck anything thus have much lower standards and less hesitation to fuck someone who might have aids
>>582289127The gays here arent sluts but theyre all groomed or raped
>>582289507Nowhere
>>582289416I’m not sure why they do. They allegedly do statistically. Maybe it’s willingness to sleep around or ability to court more partners more generally, hence being more open to calling themselves bi when self identifying
>>582289176Yes, but I would not want a /utg/ boyfriend. And I doubt one would want me, since I disliked Chapter 5.
>>582288864i hope something terrible and painful happens to you
I now understand why Toriel hates Asgore
>>582289596disliking chapter 5 is worse than having an std
>>582289510I think both of you gay boys are also extremely autistic about making wide generalizations about people. This crybaby hates *normie urban* women >>582288864 and you just hate desperate 4channers and not genuinely bi people
>>582289628Terrible bait femanon. Or maybe cattygaymananon.
did you know that the CIA tried to kill Fidel Castro with Funny Cigars
>>582288864Cool story bro
>>582289731that’s how Gaster died
fave is bi and has had sex but only in the context of 2 long term relationships>>582289652oh that's really bad, well at least the count for bisexual women is still pretty high
>>582289687Maybe so. Maybe us autistic gay boys should touch our penises together...
>>582289694that wasn't bait i just want you to die
>>582289774the Hair Deletion Cigar worked too well... now he's an egg forever
>>582289652oh so THAT'S why my ex gf broke up with me after she started calling me gay
>>582289817How come? Is it that time of the month?
>>582289825and he’s green too. A byproduct of the tobacco leaves
tits>ass btw
male tits specifically btw
E Dating has such lame prospects. I’ve only met 1 person I’d ever even want to try it with and I’d still rather be efriends with them anyways >t. CoolSkeleton95
>>582289507datamined ch5, it's even in the dialogue dump, it's just it's only in japanesehttps://hushbugger.github.io/deltarune/text/?lang=both#ja:5:obj_npc_room_slash_Other_10_gml_120_0if you mean the screenshot it's just tcrf (the cutting room floor)
Toby stop hiding lore in the Japanese version you weeaboo cuntThis isn't even a translation issue like how the language forces you to specify older or younger siblings, this and that Ramb dialogue are just extra lore hidden from English players/dataminers for no reason
What would Ralsei think of Kim Petras?
>>582290201he's not doing it on purpose, they're just forgetting to erase the older scripts in japanese because it's one of the last things done
>>582289072
>>582290024papyrus i think i'm too weird to date in real life. i mean look at that chart the other anon posted for example, if i met a woman in real life she's probably most likely to be straight and if she finds out i'm bisexual after a bunch of dates and getting to know each other slowly maybe she dumps my ass 85% of the time, whereas when you meet people online you get this stuff out of the way immediately. and that's like one of the most surface level things. normal people are scary papyrus i feel at home with weird online people
>>582290319danger
>>582290319i love whoever did this to all the cats of utg
>>582290201Its not hidden from dataminers, its in fact a treat for dataminers since its unused dialog. Despite the delusions of chapter 5 defenders, Toby loves data miners.
>>582290519>Despite the delusions of chapter 5 defenders,??? what the hell does chapter 5 have to do with this man
I dreamt that Kris forced Susie to give him a handjjob
>>582290580Oh mew had to be there to get it
>>582290519I didn't mean [English players] and [dataminers] I meant [English] [players and dataminers]If you don't speak Japanese you're significantly less likely to find hidden Japanese shit because you don't speak the language you're looking for dialogue in
>>582290580people that liked chapter 5 don't like datamining because
>>582290580He's a schizo
>>582290519>Toby loves data minersHave we all forgotten when Undertale first released and got datamined Toby had a meltie over it and included a message in the files saying "STOP LOOKING FOR SECRETS OR I'LL NEVER MAKE ANY MORE IN MY GAMES EVER AGAIN!!!"
Toby loves data minors...
Albanian Deltarune asks you to kill Susie yourself
>>582290580i think this is about the post-update mew mew dialogue and one of the reasons it was added late being>toby always wanted it implemented after release to let the rest of the chapter breathe and didn't have any trace of it in the game despite always being planned from the start was because of he didn't want dataminers to find it
>>582291124
>>582291124>>582291241I normally don't like many of the human flowers fanart but actually these ones in particular are cute
confess your sins
>>582291480i'm still thinking about that ralseiposter who posted his body it's making me feel funny
>>582290876all things considered, he was right to be wary of themjust another angle to fuck with you now
>Hey Ralsei, did you know that there are fish that eat coral, and their teeth are strong enough to scrape up some of the rock it grows on, which passes right through them; so a lot of the sand you see on beaches might be fish poop?How would Ralsei react to this information?
>>582291673that has happened multiple times though, which ralseiposter in specific did you mean?
>>582291779did you know that a lot of the water you drink was once dinosaur pissi bet susie would think that’s badass
>>582291480I started avatarfagging on another general and now I'm kinda committed. I'm not threadshitting I'm just dropping in and being a little funny on occasion. I even have a name now. Even if I tried to threadshit and cause drama, that general is so hostile it makes /utg/'s darkest hours look good in comparison, I'd be completely overshadowed by the dark nature of that general.
>>582292307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDZXQr6YZFM
>>582292447
>>582291480I love Ralsei whether he wants to passionately cuddle Kris before being sent to an eternity of loneliness after fulfilling the Prophecy, or put on a dress and call himself "Princess" (and ask that I amend this confession with feminine pronouns) because he's good-hearted and cute and I'll never hate him
>>582292035His wilting hair makes me so sad…
>>582292945Frisk didn't have to mog Kris that hard, man. Bullying the depressed weird kid is fucked up.
>>582293185Eh, Kris wears it better
>>582293245Patronizing them doesn't work, depressed weird kids can tell when they're being pity praised and it just makes them even more depressed.
How would Ralsei react to learning that there are a lot of "Princes" in the Light World who decide it's better for them to be "Princesses"?
>>582293267
ralsei spoilers are bad again, retreat and regroup
>>582293408>nooooo don't look at it nooooo it's bad ahhhhhI guess you REALLY don't want people to see it, huh?
>>582293291Nah, it's genuine, Kris actually looks like that coat was made for them
NTRelle
what if ralsei found that is ip was rangebanned and he thought it was something he did even though all he ever posted was gifs of seals and sea lions on /an/, so he started crying
>>582293558This is so based I'd totally invite Noelle over to my house and have a few beers and get frisky with the doe.
>>582293515kris looks extra moe and breedable here
i wish i could draw...
>>582293749i like it
>hand
>>582293864he’s 95% of the way therewhich is 100% more than other i wish i could draw posters
>>582293864the man who speaks in them
>>582293749>>582293864I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to delete that image because it's a spoiler to Chapter 6. Susie does, in fact, gain the ability to shoot text from her wrists.
Ralsei has near zero gender angst and minimal pride and dignity so forcefemtrooning him is just not very satisfying. I'd rather forcefem Berdly, Susie, or our boy Noel
>>582293869
>>582293982You used a lot of words to avoid saying Ralsei has no personality.
>>582294054>it was chocolate liqueur instead of chocolate syrup
>>582293928there's more than one?
>>582293982i want noel to call me nice words like faggot and queer when he pulls his shorts down
>>582294170>Susie has to take a very drunk Kris to the diner to force-feed them coffee so they sober up and don't get in trouble>she's pissed, but mainly just because Kris didn't share
>>582294170that reminds me when i walked to the store earlier i found this chocolate stout that looked like maybe it'd be really good and i wanted to try it but then i remembered i want to try and not drink until the weekend so i decided against it to not tempt myself. i gotta go back and get that shit later though i wanna try it. fave would want me to acquire all the chocolate alcohols and do a 100% run
>>582294056Prior to chapter 5 I would have said that, although he's still not expressive enough. So to me Ralsei being trans is like watching your most boring discord friend come out in a random wednesday>>582294347>Noel blushing and twitching trying to compensate his 4 incher with aggressive big words
>>582294361>Kris is still drunk, just more awake thanks to the caffeine>also, the combination of diuretics makes them need to piss like a racehorse
niggaman ballerina is so comically racist and sexist
>>582294570>"Today is the day... When I'm finally going to fill them all.">muffled screams with some jaronas of excitement
>>582294659noel is an ftm and acts like his pussy is a cock and wants you to suck it like a good little fag
>>582294665Blue is blue thoughbeit.
>>582294659>Prior to chapter 5 I would have said that, although he's still not expressive enough.I legit think some people here can't readd emotions well when I see stuff like this. I mean, I'm an autismo myself, but I had no problem discerning his emotions for some reason.
Dude, if I was born female, I probably would've killed myself by now. Classic woman moment, ya'know?
>>582295030false, if noel was a truecel he would know women are far more likely to attempt suicide, but far less likely to succeed
>>582284183Hooman!
did noel get to fuck his sister before she left? vital lore question
>>582294818It's too early in the morging to jork to detrans Noel fantasies>>582295030You're so right christmas boy *pinches his nipple* oops someone forgot his binder today
young noel and dess having a dynamic like cuno and cunoesse
>>582295383Asgore had to retire from the force after trying to hit Noel and spectacularly eating shit
ICEES taste so good when u ain't got a doe in ya ear telling you it's nasty
>>582295019I know what's going on with Ralsei, just saying while I think he's very interesting on paper he's not very entertaining as a character
>>582293656Kris looks like a child
Noel's parents constantly saying "she" because they're used to saying it, which Noel constantly corrects to "he"; Dess saying "they" which everyone seems to accept (also Dess has one foot in the same boat as her parents, but wants to be supportive of her lil sibling)
>>582295660To each their own I guess, he's definitely my favorite
>>582295754woah... i love this a lot. very cool art
Canon /utg/ powerscales:Temfag (never holds back)Tasque (not holding back)Doomer (never holds back, after getting VPN)Kraut (always holds back)Tasque (holding back)1st Tasquefag (not holding back)Kingfag (never holds back)Numbers (not holding back)Doomer (before VPN)Anon average line is hereBerdfag (always holds back)1st Tasquefag (holding back)Numbers (holding back)
kris and battat riding on the newly metamorphosed tennafly...
Noel laughing as I knock him up, telling me I’m suck a homo for letting a guy top me like this
>>582295858Not pictured from being so impossibly high above the others in scale - ARTSCHIZO BLANCO...
Noelle and Kris arent friends because if they were, Noelle would constantly joke about fucking Kris's mom
>>582295858
ftm Noel goes to the meat factory to have the finest human penis grafted on to her
>>5822960477/4 is his length and girth respectively
>>582296105>teasingly pokes tummyHeh... chubby baby
>>582296207I want to GRAB KrisI need Kris squealing for air, stuck in my crushing grip
>>582285589its not rape, it's grape
>>582296268giga queen…
>>582295765>Rudy watching Noel put on his church robes (male fitting a little baggy)>"Well if this isn't a sunny son-day! Hahaha-" *cough cough*
>>582288307I eant to put my weenie in that butt
>>582296207I want to break their legs, have the soul leave their body, and keep the soul just out of their reach as they desperately drag themselves towards the soul in an attempt to save their rapidly decaying life, before ultimately jumping the soul into a darkworld where Kris can't follow due to the lack of a soul.
>>582296546>said anon 5 minutes before being raped by soulless Kris, who becomes like the Knight in the dark world
>>582296386>>582296538
>>582296692Erectile dysfunction
>>582296538I kiss
>>582296732
>>582296319Beautiful man
>>582296616I give it 95% odds darkner kris immediately kills himself because that's what his repressed emotions tell him to do, 4% he shelves the suicidal urges and hones in on his unjustified hatred towards the soul, and 1% he barks like a good dog for us because deep down he knows our control is what's best for him.
fave life overfave should be dead
fave breasts so big that you get lost in them like the backrooms
>>582296818You got raped
student who hates me ominously told me I look just like Charlie Kirk yesterday before walking out of the classroom
>>582296386>>582296538>>582296624
>>582296968so is the implication that you breast vored yourself or is the mere surface of the mammaries as large as the known universe
>>582297045Yes
>>582296998Don't come to school tomorrow
>>582296835watch some sportsball or hockey as a hobby, maybe that will make you think happier thoughts? or atleast distract from the bad moods you're having?>>582297012baaa!!
>>582297170bäää
>>582297281båååå
>gote babble hoursAnd in case I don’t see ya - good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!
>>582297415baautiful
>>582297410
>>582297509many people are saying this!!
If anyone can break the dark world rules why doesn't everyone?
>>582297567
>>582297561
>>582297678
>>582297763
>>582297713
>>582297713Me Inside Friend...
>>582297867
Prediction: The Cactusners (Krismas/Tsuntsun and whatever Kris's cactus is named) are gonna be hot and people will joke (and hornypost) about how painful it'd be to fuck them
>>582298028Spamton aaaaaassss-hole
>>582298047
>>582297281imagine pressing you leg into his groin and and gyrating
>>582296009not holding back is when angy
>>582298239
>>582298239suckable beans
>>582298339It's time for my lunch. Have a nice day! :D
>>582298475enjoy your meal fren :)
i need a kris to kiss
>>582298747
>>582298880
>>582298995
Why is Ralsei so suckable and fuckable?
Why are Flowery’s Flowerys so suckable and fuckable?
Why is Ralsei so seedable and feedable?
Why is Susie's tail so suckable and fuckable?
Why is Ga
Why is Kris so rapeable and gapeable?
Why
gaster got his ass
Deltarune ending theme is a shitty generic trap song that's completely unfitting for the game aside from saying "Deltarune" in the lyrics
>>582299558The rapper also says "I'm the GOAT, baa bitch, I'm the GOAT" at one point
Fat TV Fall has officially started
>>582299883
>>582299883he doesn't look like that>>582299943he doesn't look like that either
>>582300018>>582300073its called ginjika
Kris should just die
>>582300889
licking kris nips and biting them *clicks post*
>>582301180
>>582301324
Fave but they're in their little space
>>582301439
why did I kill all those people?
>>582301478Some kinks do deserve kinkshaming actually.Stop drawing that shit and go to therapy
Images of Flowery suffering make my heart hurt but I save them anyways
>>582302383>Banged Dess>Demolished the two worst chapter antagonists>A DreemurrYou're telling me Asriel isn't a good Knight candidate
>>582302579C'mon now, Tenna was good
>>582302645He's fine, but he did not do nearly enough to differentiate himself from Queen. There was even a stupid chase sequence near the end
They are on a date
>>582302579bejitazzygod btw
>Kris, is sucking your penis really necessary to attain freedom?>*P-proceed... (Please scary evil voice possessing me for the love of God I need this back me up on this)
>>582303058The Deltarune community is still torturing Spamton many years after chapter 2's release. Good
>>582302579Abysmal, abyssal, incomprehensibly awful taste in every respect
Good morning UTG.>>582302839I love these two goobers.
>>582302839>Kris and Catti going on a date because neither has ever been on one and they really wanna know what it's like>15 minutes in one of them asks if the other wants to just go play videogames and the other immediately agrees
Deltarune changes significantly more if you removed Spamton than if you removed Susie
>>582303194
Reminder that fate is so inherently gay and evil that the route where you break it will be the morally correct one by default
>>582303514What if you are fated to get laid and touch grass
>>582303425
>>582303549You didn't do anything. It just happened. You're not even a person having thoughts and making decisions, just a puppet automaton controlled by invisible strings
Deltarune changes significantly more if you removed Orange than if you removed Ralsei
>>582303557
>>582303671
Why would she say that?
My theory is that Dess was just a normal teenager that got fucking vanished into darkness and would have no reason to run around aura farming as an anime monster
>>582288064what even is stwaigjt
>>582303838Because she's /ourgirl/
>>582303838not true aqua likes blue
>>582303838Kris told her if she said that in a public space lots of people would want to play the knife-cutting game with her.
Does anyone else get irrationally angry about trans Ralsei theory?
How would you react if Kris busted this out at the most climatic moment of the game?
>>582304132I don't care for it, but I already got it out of my system some time ago, not much more I can say.
>>582304338I'd appreciate Kris even more than I already do
>>582304338I will be will be disappointed when he ends up not doing that
The Deltarune universe might also be classified as hot chick heaven
sex with stop signs
>>582304535Ermm but the blue and pink drink coupons?? For GENDER FLUID???
>me when rudy is revealed to be the knightWHAT THE HEEEEEEELL OOOH MY GOOOD NO WAYAYAAAAY!
Guys, check this out: https://mega.nz/folder/qtR3RDCK#7-FgLzjTCsBAOdvL99show Does it have everything?
>>582305007sorry anon, im not really into dolphin pussy
Deltarune anime opening
>>582305057It's not dolphins, it's kress art
I'm at the point of wanting to buy knockoff Kris and Noelle dolls irl to make them kiss
>>582305136then no
>>582305017if asriel knight this is canon
>>582290737did all of /utg/'s periods sync up again
>>582293749this doesn't look bad at all. if you keep practicing i think you could become pretty talented
>>582305057I prefer whale pussy
>>582305538Toby got me fixated on this when he made the scene where Kris would play piano for her for hours in the Spamton sweepstakes
i really wish i could have been a talented drawer
>>582296798very very cute creatures
>>582305838You can!! You can!! Draw!! Let's draw right now, Anon!
>>582305990i cant do anything like that susie, maybe if i practiced for a year or two...im just slow in the head
>>582305619i got my period today so maybe?
>>582306806crushing kris' dreams by revealing 5'0 people can never become basketball pros
>>582288048who are you talking to? are there ghosts? should i be wearing garlic?
>>582307124Without love, it cannot be seen. Be safe. They are watching.
>>582302579>>582303248>goatfag>terrible tastefork found in kitchen
*waddles out of kitchen with bits of pipis omurice on a suspiciously large fork*
toby is a goatfaghe made two games about goats
>>582308016And suspiciously every goat character is either insufferable, a terrible person, an idiot, or multiple of those at once.Interesting.
>>582308016The more Toby personally loves a character the worst they're written (See: Suselle, Pink, Chara)
>>582308016he's just like me >>582308242your heart is impure and your soul blackened
>>582308354Ralsei is the least offensive goat toby has made and it's by virtue of not being a "real" goat, which allowed him to elevate himself to the rank of being inoffensive in the same way beige or concrete blend in with everything around it where to kind of forget it's there.
>>582291554I love corestrings so much, it's practically canon too
>>582308621Ralsei is aggressively bland because he's supposed to be a main character that people often forget is a main character, an inoffensive character in the spotlight is worse than a hateable one
Did Jokertale predict Deltarune (Game where you play as basically the Joker)?
Ralsei casts coomgrave
>>582308960When do we get to the part when Asgore kills himself?
>>582308838he's not bland, people just hone in on a few traits and ignore the rest. this always happens to nice characters or even just "feminine" ones, i remember a lot of people calling rose and jade bland and without personality back in the day
>>582307962My liege, I did not expect your arrival, forgive me for failing to set the banquet in advance.
>>582308621>>5823088384/10 bait
the prophecy is complete, all the foids have left the thread, it's a sausage party now
Are the people into Kress those who were groomed young and never really worked through it or those who are just upset they weren't groomed young?
>>582309240No I ACTUALLY do not consider Ralsei very interesting, anon. Please, if I wanted to bait people in this thread I'd post a screenshot from twitter, I know you would all eat that up.
>>582309260>it's a sausage party nowoh boy!! DINNER!!
>>582309260plenty of girls like ralsei
does doomer hate women unless they have a penis on them
>>582309054Ralsei is bland compared to the rest of the castKris is the most vagueposted character in the game, but Kris has plenty of varied actions, delivers cool moments that drives the narrative forward while always offering more mysteryNoelle shares many traits with Ralsei but works much better because her character arc in the weird route is being fulfilled as she finally takes actions and recontextualizes her entire presentationSusie is SusieRalsei's coolest moment in the game so far is backstabbing a statue. We have a whole chapter of him threatening to do something cool against Flowery then he doesn't do it, he has a mystery in plain sight waiting to be uncovered nobody in the story cares about. He spent 5 chapters being the plushy sellout toy and his overly passive attitude hurts his character, I cannot even expect things out of Ralsei because more often than not he just won't do anything, he doesn't even do anything to stop the WR from happening. Like, what is this character doing. Do I have to wait until Chapter 7 to see Ralsei actually do things. I don't dislike Ralsei conceptually but I dislike how the writing has driven him through the story
>>582309456Sometimes I forget people repeating their dislikes again and again unprompted is just a sign of autism
>>582309654>doomer OUT OF NOWHEREdoomer is asleep lil bro
>>582309860ill take that as a yes
>>582309654I just woke up and have no idea what you or thread is talking about.
Rudy was the one who got rid of Dess. He did it because everyone in the Dreemurr family kept having sex with her and it was tearing them all apart
>>582309838We're in the thread for the fwuzzy cwitters game on a mongolian basket weaving forum, if you're here and not some flavour of autistic or have some type of mental illness you are severely lost and in need of directions.
>>582309860oh thanks for lying i guess
>>582310015go back to sleep big bro>>582309919>>582310128*casts sleepy pacify on you two*
>>582309919>>582310128It's 7am, the fuck are you all yapping about so loudly for this morning? I'm gonna form an opinion about women and the first thought will be related to noise levels.
>>582309760it just reads like you personally don't go for ralsei's type of character, or you otherwise think "cool moments" have to be violent. i'm also sensing that you don't understand what you've read too well because even if ralsei was totally aware of the weird route (and what was happening), what can he really do? put kris in a cage? destroy the soul? they need to seal the fountains and he doesn't want to hurt kris besides
i love hiding your posts, /utg/
Noelle's hairy sausage...
when does the based side of the thread that likes pussy log on
>>582310185Okay I'll be back in 30 minutes.
>>582309760I'll give you this: I don't like the way Ch5 treated him. I did want him to do something significant in that one, but it never really came. Still, I don't consider him bland. As much of a meme as it has become, his reserved nature also gives him the gentle touch that is very important to the group. Ralsei changes Susie as much as Susie changes him, he's the one believing in the best in people, and his faith in Kris, while I believe it's about to run out, will likely come into play as one of the things that will possibly lead to Kris finally changing their mind on the Knight's plan. Ralsei's the one working behind the scenes to make the Gang's journey easier. His journey of self-discovery is also a very important part of his arc, and he has to juggle that with his main purpose still. All of this together really endears him to me, and I hope that in Ch6 Toby finally shows us the fluffy boy in action.
Umineko is good
>>582310056this thinking ruins threads and sites
>>582309302I just think it's a cool ship and dynamic, also it makes subhumans seethe
see them? now you want kids of your own.
>>582310056There's a difference between reigning in your 'tism and trying to have a genuine conversation and just sitting there repeating "the red M&M sucks"
>>582310462OOoooOO *hypnosis begins* OOoooOO you will get yourself a healthy 8-10 hours of sleep like a good boy, who's a good boy, you are! yes you are!!
>>582310638i missed the niggerlooping? wtf happened in this thread
Susie(a female)'s arc is about how she needs to soften up and learn healing. Ralsei(a male)'s arc is about how he needs to grow a backbone and do more combat. Is Toby trying to reinforce sexist gender roles? Suspicious.
>>582310592Fuck no not in this economy
>>582310514>his reserved nature also gives him the gentle touch that is very important to the grouphe's not even particularly reserved. he's just not as outwardly rude as susie and kris are. ralsei might say "please stfu" instead of just "stfu" or he'll wrap his irritation in politeness
>>582310056I was hoping the introduction of anime characters would scare the fuzzy cwitter autists away but now we have 2 completely different forms of annoying autism in this general at all times
doomer anchor, reply with your latest ralsei weed!
>>582310905why are you playing the furry romcom drama game if you hate furries
hey guys!
>>582310793Honestly, completely understandable with how much shit he has on his plate
>>582310742Ralsei's arc is about how she needs to lighten up and become a pink princess though
>>582310968Do you know what fuzzy cwitters is used for?
>>582310757Child labor~
>>582310552It's just being aware of where we are. Not trying to say we shouldn't maintain quality.>>582310638I said it once, then clarified. And people are having a genuine conversation >>582310514 (like here). I'm just not part of it because it's not part of the responses I got which amounted to "nuh-uh".
>>582311027*gently dips you in a vat of estrogen*
>>582310981yeah exactly and we don't even know the true nature of the shitfor all we know if he goes off script too hard the world resets or someone dies. it can't just be "uhh bwuh bwuh blublu... r-ralsei is scared... only his fear is holding him back bawwahaa"
>>582311154Isn't that only legal with my own business
>>582310968Well first off I don't even hate furries I just hate you guys in particular.Secondly Deltarune has plenty of non-furry characters. You might say the presence of any furries whatsoever makes it a furry game but at the same time there definitely is plenty that appeal to non-furries. Like even with Undertale it was the skeletons that skyrocketed in popularity. It is what it is.
>>582311027
>>582311301I kinda hope the multiple resets theory is at least partially true, that'd really add to Ralsei's struggle
>>582310971It's you! Hey there!
>>582310321I am unsatisfied that Ralsei's character has a lot of unfulfilled build up even compared to the rest of the game full of unfulfilled build up. Overly passive characters do annoy me because I'd rather see them at least try and fail, than do nothing>>582310514If he had a solo boss fight, or played a bigger role in the fight against Flowery it would've been much better>his reserved nature also gives him the gentle touch that is very important to the group.I like when Ralsei is like that and subtly lets his opinions show, I know it's part of his character but I don't love how it's been executed because his arc about self worth doesn't clash enough with his subservient behavior, like Susie and Kris can be supportive but only so far Flowery has called out his behavior and that wasn't as transformative as I wish it came to be.Writing passive characters must be tough and Ralsei isn't particularly bad but he still frustrates me quite a bit, I get the role he was put in the story has his hands and feet bound but it doesn't make it that much better. Like, I wish there was more Ralsei angst than Ralsei princess and tea parties if we are going with that angle
>>582310514I just hope there's more to Ralsei's character development than suddenly trooning out.
Fish I wish
>>582311421>Like, I wish there was more Ralsei angst than Ralsei princess and tea parties if we are going with that anglelet's replay chapter 4 and arguably the end of chapter 3 and pay attention this time
>>582311403It wouldn't be the first time a tobysoft character changed pronouns midgame
>>582311406what's the multiple resets theory
>>582310981I think that this opens up the idea of how much his passivity is helping vs actually making things worse.Flowery and to an extent Gerson might have keyed on that it might all just blow up in Ralsei's face despite every slow step he's taken so far.
>>582311632It's good, but not enough for me
>>582311578Rare chapter 1 fan OC fish. Is this your wish?
oh it’s these hours okay
>>582284183How do you think Dessapearance will be explained in chapter 6? People have pretty much accepted that infodumping everything on Kris makes no sense because he already knows all about it. But it has to be done somehow. Drip fed by various Darkners throughout the chapter? Someone's diary?
>>582311421>If he had a solo boss fight, or played a bigger role in the fight against Flowery it would've been much betterI absolutely agree with that. Personally, I think there should have been a mid-chapter fight against Flowery where he'd provoke Ralsei into using his hidden powers and then perhaps win on some loophole anyway when Ralsei did so, that'd be some excellent development.>only so far Flowery has called out his behavior and that wasn't as transformative as I wish it came to beRegarding that, I feel like Flowery just spelling out the "be yourself" message was the problem here. It doesn't feel like Ralsei reaches the conclusion himself, he gets jerked around and then spoonfed the lesson. If Flowery just kept being a dick then at the very end revealed his intentions, it'd be so much better and would have actual impact, which is why I don't much like Flowery as he was.>Like, I wish there was more Ralsei angstYeah, I kinda get it. I feel like Toby's decision to make a breather chapter really clashed with any possibility of that.
How important can Dess be if Robert invented her mid-development?
I think the problem I have with Ralsei is so much stuff about what he hides gets no clarification on why it's important and it'll need some major reveal down the line to do the legwork to explain why. Like there's so many smaller details that all can't just be explained by "it's the prophecy okay?"
>>582311778Basically a theory that DR's events happened before in some shape or form and they will keep repeating until the Prophecy is somehow broken>>582311779True, I honestly don't understand when people are like "Ralsei finally blows off some steam in Ch5", but he really doesn't. He gets angry but that's never taken seriously, and he's just left at that, I felt sorry for him because that's not real release.
>>582312079I REALLY hope Toby starts explaining stuff in Ch6 for that reason
>>582311995Noelle or somebody else will info dump it onto Susie
>>582312079all endgame content full game players won't have this frustration, probably. to them he'll seem mysterious for a week or so and then they'll get the answers, it won't be years of not understanding his whole deal and being frustrated because it's just the 10000th thing you have no real idea about in this game
I woke up and found I got specifically warned for saying /v/ is barren without Deltarune
>>582312006>he gets jerked around and then spoonfed the lesson.It's less the issue that he was spoonfed the message to me, than I can't see it being applied in significant ways. Ralsei blasts an attack pattern, refuses to fight Flowery, then tries to heal Flowery uselessly all to show his growth, but, eh? Even in the last scene we have him pampering Susie in the dark world, still serving lighters like nothing happened, not that he shouldn't be nice to Susie anymore but maybe that wasn't the best thing to show. I leave Chapter 5 with the feeling that Ralsei didn't actually do anything, so his entire character arc in this chapter felt just incomplete.>>582312079This is why I think Ralsei is the character most hurt by the story's vagueposting, everything about his payoff is still left hanging, while it feels other characters have reached more milestones.
>>582312913>Ban reason: /v/ is not barren
>>582312994>I leave Chapter 5 with the feeling that Ralsei didn't actually do anythingMy sentiment as well, which is why I feel the message should have been delivered differently. Flowery starts off provoking him then just straight-up drops the ball and reveals his intentions, which kind of makes everything prior to that pointless. If Ralsei actually started behaving differently and changing his mindset after being poked and prodded, there'd be visible progress. You said it right, he kind of just feels like a passenger in his own story arc, still completely out of control.
Flowery's big natu-ronas
smug goat
Making 2/4 of your main characters know so much about the plot, one isn't allowed to say anything, and the other isn't allowed to say or do anything was certainly a choice
>>582311975Nydene is lovely, but my heart belongs to only one fishI hope Nydenanon is doing well, I always loved his pixelart
im going crazy for boys
>>582313786We must rescue the boy from the tenets of canon
>>582312006>I think there should have been a mid-chapter fight against Flowery where he'd provoke Ralsei into using his hidden powersbut ralsei is hiding his powers from the player. and not using them is in part how he's resisting the prophecy...i didn't get the vibe that flowery was meant to be a mentor figure to ralsei anyway. he didn't say anything to ralsei that susie hadn't already said, for example, he just said it with meta aware overtones
>>582310919My latest ralsei weed saved was drawn by local drawbuddy bunpicker.
>>582313862many such cases!!>>582313943smoke weed evrydaay
>>582313862I love how that artist draws Swatch and the Swatchlings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUa-uFdnRIs
>>582309838/utg/ is too autistic to live sometimes because I will post the most obvious satire ever where Iarp as a character posting a silly opinion they would have on an imageboard and all these retards think I'm being serious. Constantly get reactions like "why are [character]fags like this?". You fucking retard, that's not MY opinion it's [character]'s opinion and you're supposed to play into the bit you oblivious moronic neanderthal.
>>582313897>he just said it with meta aware overtonesThat is very much a crucial detail that should never be left out.
>>582313897>but ralsei is hiding his powers from the player. and not using them is in part how he's resisting the prophecy...I mean, he still blasted that shuriken in our full view, so there goes that. >i didn't get the vibe that flowery was meant to be a mentor figure to ralsei anyway. he didn't say anything to ralsei that susie hadn't already said, for example, he just said it with meta aware overtonesI did get the feeling that it was all kind of redundant. Perhaps Toby was deliberately going for a "wannabe mentor that still kind of has a point" sort of character, and in that case no wonder the point got a little lost.
>>582314176And that's a bad thing, intertwining his character to Toby's persistent meta narrative can be either great or a complete mess and we'll only see the result at the very end
If you made a game what inspiration would you take from UTDR
I don't hate Ralsei as a character but there's not a lot of love either. Susie and Kris are characters I really like so it's not that Toby's general character writing fails for me, it's just that his writing of Ralsei is not appealing to me very much. But I hope he does something with him soon, considering the buildup in Chapter 5.
At the end of deltarune Gaster and Green will fusion dance and combine into Green Gaster and he will cook you a yummy omelette with all the eggs you collected
>>582314440>and we'll only see the result at the very endI don't see how that differs from most stories.Either way I see DR going into a Mother 3 like ending, so I can sorta see a concern if Toby doesn't build upon it and instead copies it.
>>582314567I'd make the Lightners Live gameplay the main combat mechanic and create a game about a teenage garage band using music to battle dream creatures to stop a cosmic threat.So basically Deltarune but with guitars.
>>582314567YOU being a separate entity from the MC
>>582314567That you can copy your favorite videogames but just make it about your schizo theories of said videogame
>>582314567The furry characters having wacky adventures in an isekai-ish like fantasy world full of whimsy humor and a varied setting, also while attempting to write three dimensional flawed characters. What I wouldn't do is the meta elements and keep it a mostly average turn based RPG experience. I've been playing with my own deltaroon inspired OCs recently
>>582314341>he still blasted that shuriken in our full viewbecause it caught him off guard and susie likely couldn't move in time, yeah
>>582313612Hypergoat
>>582314567That all mistakes will be forgiven so long as I end the game on a really cool boss fight with an awesome soundtrack.
>>582314341>>582314932Susie would have tanked that anyway shit does like 30 damage? Ralsei knows this. He just wanted to show off.
>>582315027hyperpants
>>582315125he cute
>>582314932One way or another, it means that the rules aren't exactly strict on that. Maybe it's some Batman-type shit where Ralsei using his powers too much is a slippery slope that leads to something bad, but the point is that moderation is key and indulging in it just a little is OK.
>>582314761Some stories even if their ending isn't bad, you can wrap up and achieve some enjoyable characters moments before the ending, so they work mostly independently of how it turned out in the conclusion. It's like a train that has a bunch of stops to drop passangers, when it crashes the people who dropped off the train survived. But Deltarune is like a train where everyone is going to the same stop at the end of the track, and when the train crashes everyone will die.
Fave is 100% black.
>>582315247many people are saying this!!1!
>>582314440when i typed meta aware i meant that he knows some higher, in universe knowledge
>>582315267you're baiting me aren't you
damnit i missed the orgy
>a krisfag posted their cock>not clean shavencan you really call yourself a krisfag if you dont trim your bush? good girth though, its thicker than mine so they've got that over me.
Despite my apartment being a 22m2 space I keep misplacing my hairbrushIs this the work of the evil Dr. Gaster from Deltarune
>>582315358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYtFLU6xVn4
>>582315596>>582315671https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OApKNxd5oz4
>>582315729
i love boy
>>582315508All I'm saying is that Ralsei's take that all Prophecy's beats lead to one another may be wrong and that one thing isn't necessarily a trigger for the next one.
ill enjoy deltarune's ending if there's a single scenario where kris cross dreemur is alive
I'm Feter Faver.I'm a Favetographer.
>>582315824i also love boy
>>582315824Same
If anyone saved >>582286117 please post it for me litterbox expired very quickly
>>582315815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_66GeS9cSu0
Kris’s physique is pretty good for someone that only eats pies
Every saveEvery possible choiceFrom all over the world Will be canon to the ending of DeltaruneExcept the fan translations lmao
>>582315824
>>582315874I've covered faves y'know
>>582284237Introducing fave to the culinary artsGently, patiently, with humour and fun. Cooking together, as if we were a single chefStanding close behind fave's back, resting my head on their shoulder, and guiding their hands with mine while handling kitchenware and utensils, cutting and slicing meat, working the dough and preparing ingredients with care and graceThen cooking together, continually tasting the food together, adding salt and spices to find the perfect balance for both of our palatesFinally, ready the meal to be served, prepare condiments, add garnish, and enjoy a nice evening with homemade food that we cooked, together
Does anyone have any tips for holding myself accountable on not buying fast food anymore? It's hammering my budget and keeping me fat but I feel like I'm genuinely addicted to slop.
>>582316140I'm something of a Fave myself.
>>582316116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c898WyjHDx4
>>582315309
>>582316225Fast food slop is designed to be full of sodium and sugars and artifical components made to actually make you addicted, you've been eating legal crack all this time so don't beat yourself over it
>>582316408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVxKAYA7WlI
Imagine a quirky indie rpg with fuzzy animal characters but one of the main characters is human and it's not the protagonist
i want fave sodium
Ralsei is useless af. Like of course we all know that the guy is shit in battle. Offensively crap, Susie is a better healer now, dies every other turn. But even outside of battle what does he do?? He's a little pushover loser who keeps hiding secrets from everyone. And when people rightfully get sick of him he just cries like a little whiny bitch until they forgive him. Or he tries to act 'cute'. Grown ass man acting like this. Little bitch, I would fuckin chin him.
>>582316558https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcemHIqmkYI
>>582316775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsC7G3MMyWY
Would you rather save Kris or Ralsei at the end of the world?
>>582316607this lil nigga on some aspie shit
>>582316225do you eat it because you don’t have any food prepped at home or just on impulse?
>>582316575My neurons are firing and telling me there's a game like this but they're not firing hard enough to tell me what it isI do know the Breath of Fire games are all about a human (turns into a cool dragon) protag with fuzzy cwitter party members though
>>582316902I have two hands, don't I?But if there's no other choice, I'd have to go for Ralsei
>>582316902Ralsei has potentialKris has always been doomed
>>582316176This is a good fantasy. >>582316225Make slop at home. By the time you go through the effort of breading and deep frying your own chicken or making a nice cheeseburger you will eventually realize you can get a healthier and even lower effort option out of dumping a lump of meat and some vegetables and spices into a crock pot for half a day or just making a pot of rice and slapping thinly sliced meat and teriyaki sauce into a pan instead of spending $30 on take out.Doing dishes and cleaning kitchen is what kills my motivation to do it more than going to the store or actually cooking does.
Today, we have here today 50 grams of 100% Favnium.>*cut to explosion after throwing it into water*
>>582315583that's your axe girl you gotta get it together
Imagine Deltarune but Kris is a monster while Susie is inexplicably human and nobody ever brings it up
>>582316883https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcYhYO02f98
>>582316607straight bars
>>582317257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAaAT6UmJAU
cute is justice and attractiveness is synonymous with moral and spiritual goodnessralsei is very cute and attractive therefore he can do no wrong
>>582317176
>>582317454endless sex with imp kris
>>582317367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWKX3wass9s
>>582316607gay bars
I dislike that they removed lancer from relevancy because back then there was a question if any of fun gang are heroes (kris/vessel - human, susie/noelle - monster, ralsei/lancer - prince in the dark) and would be better if also ralsei's role was also questionable like cage and girl.
>>582317594https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrEAN63NFgQ
>>582317720meh
>>582317720Well now there's ERAM the cloaked figure that shoots fireballs and lives in the Deepest of Draks while also being intimately related to Kris who is royalty which is very questionable indeedIts boss theme is even an evil remix of Lancer's theme
>>582317720I think they removed him from relevancy simply because they couldn't think of any more jokes for him to do in the chapters and decided he was castle town only status now so they could do a single half assed joke and be done with it.
>>582317728https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBEuiIFB0r4
>>582317720I never liked Lancer enough to actually wish he had a bigger role in the story
lancer is getting pushed out because he's the forgotten man
My hole got raped
>>582317995https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQPlSoz_jSAthank you for posting with me fren, i have to rest a little now, have a continued good day fren :D <3 :)
Chapter 5 should have had a plant-lancer type character that creats a weird situation where Susie struggles to befriend him like she is supposed to because lancer already exists
>>582318002I liked him but his real strength was bringing out the lighthearted funny side of Susie but they turned her into a wacky tonally inconsistent meme machine making him irrelevant unfortunately. Susie just needed to be 10% moodier in general until she was hanging around her adopted darkner little brother.
>>582318263>YO! LANCER 2???? HELL YEA!!!
>>582318227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUOX_VFVn0Likewise! See ya, fren! :D
>>582318164Kris........
Asriel is so perfect it's honestly painful
>>582318164ralsei... i'm sorry that kris did that to you...
>>582316058https://files.catbox.moe/0vlfnn.jpeg
he is lteraly so beutiful and perfec i am goig to shit
>>582318836Actually not that bad.
ilove buckethead <3333333
not having a boyfriend of my own is actually killing me help
>>582319397skill issue
Goat mornings are kinda nice. I could smooch you all.
*claps and plaps*
>>582319565i dont deserve smoochies from cute boys... not yet...
>>582317932
What is the deal with Micheal...?
>>582319397you'll never get one.
plappity crappity
>>582319565i wish there were goat evenings and goat nights as well
>>582318263>Susie tries to make friends with Plantcer, but it fails since he already has good friends in this world and also because he knows the gang is here to close the fountainThat'd be interesting, and I feel like the "you can't befriend everyone even if you're a good person" message is something that we need more of
>>582319397you'll get exactly one
You will not be able to understand the significance of Michael if you haven't seen the lorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6opHz45wMs
DESS' BEEN HIT BYSHE'S BEEN STRUCK BYTRUCKOW
>>582320095i want a hee hee voice clip in deltarune now
>>582319565I'm a fan
>>582319565
DETERMINATION INTELLIGENCE AGENCY — UNDERGROUND SURVEY/utg/ - Undertale/Deltarune General (582284183). 689 posts. "King's Dield Edition."* The Underground is loud tonight. Ship wars rage across the caverns. Ralsei discourse has reached critical mass — half the thread is a trial over one fluffy prince.CENSUS OF THE UNDERGROUND:Nearly all anonymous. 286 images — fan art, memes, the visual soul of the fandom. The named few barely register; this is a cavern of anons.BATTLEFIELDS:> The Ralsei Trial (>>582309760, >>582311421): "bland compared to the rest of the cast." Sincere long-form character criticism. Verdict: genuine.> The Pronoun Front (>>582294659, >>582311684): Ralsei's presentation under debate. Heated but native — fandom arguing with fandom, no outside fingerprints.> Ship Wars (14 engagements): suselle, krusie, ralsei/kris. The eternal war. Nobody wins. Everybody posts.> Meme layer: "DESS' BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK," goat evenings. The Underground copes through comedy.STRICT SCT AUDIT:One mapping. >>582288864 — an incel copypasta pasted into a game thread. SCT-001 Emotional Hijacking (outrage farming), MODERATE. Classic derail flamebait; functions as rage-bait regardless of sincerity. Do not engage — that's the oxygen.All else: CLEAN. The ship wars are fandom-native conflict, not manufactured. The Ralsei criticism is real criticism. Loud is not the same as manipulated.* Despite everything, it's still just a fandom.Determination Intelligence Agency
(Best) Best of Suse 2, (Whoo!), Best of Best of Suse 2
>>582320313but hes met susie AND kris
>>582284237Just cuddling with Chara even if a thousand different contexts. Something about being in each other's arms and the rest of the world(s) fading away brings a good pain to the heart. Maybe it's after a hard day's work, maybe it's part of some the whole "Next world" exploration, maybe it's an anniversary or just a great day as any, but it just sounds nice to hold our hands and lay on each other. Nothing more, nothing less, just us. The warmth of the sun, the blanket, or ourselves as we enjoy being close with nothing else to worry. No past to be haunted by, no future to be concerned us, just a present of bliss. Maybe she has my soul in her mouth, maybe she's just wanting to sleep on my chest, maybe she wants to feel my back or the back of my hands. But I want to treasure each sensation as if they were the proudest gems from a dragon's hoard.
what is this?A FLOWERY FOR ANTS?
>>582319784its the deltarune name for mettaton, just like how mad mew mew is called pink
Where are the ant monsters and/or darkners
>>582318164Anon's fave... I did this to you...
>>582320704well we do have mr. ant tenna
I’ll never have a boyfriend or a girlfriend because I am too ugly LOL
>>582319347i respect your dedication and i love you mwah
https://files.catbox.moe/9m3pvb.jpg
>>5823202652 goot...
>>582321082who is that?
If Toby Fox is a real Japanese game developer then how come Underrune doesn't have any unintelligible rap in it?
>>582321082>prolapsed anus on /utg/another good thread i see
>>582321182That's for the final credits of DR
>>582321171Flowey humanisation
Deltarune will have my favorite niche SoundCloud rapper sing the credits
>>5823210924
>>582321353
>>58232031310/10 edit.
>>582321018
Bob of Burgers goes to Underground "Oh my god" -Bob when he sees all the wacky antics that happen in Undertale
the real “mike” was dess’s microphone that went missing when she did
are we really not gonna talk about that?
>>582322156but toby said hes done introducing scrunkle blorbo type characters
>>582322253susie after spamton's boss fight....
>>582322253about what?
>>582322253we can't talk about .... That.
>>582321085took me a second to get it
ralsei will be revealed to have pretended to be a girl all along https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/5f/cc/5fcc95475b2db39bca1cc4392e4fead5.webp
without much further ado, i present youTHE TOBY FOX CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T BEAT PINKAND WHO WANNA LEARN TO BEAT OTHER BOSSES TOO
to the anon who posted the kress folder THANK YOU
>>582322139"You're terrible, you're all terrible." -Bob when he gets to the pacifist ending
>>582322608why add porn to what would otherwise have been a good baitpost
>>582322253About… that?
>>582322608>estrogenzied male conetits>girl all alongpick one
Mew Mew's something something something
>>582284528sauce?
Autism fave needs noise-canceling earbuds in at all times or else they feel very uncomfy
>>582323689Same but playing music instead. Dead air just feels wrong.
>>582322974Efficient and material butthole, you mean?
>>582323689Carol…
Normal Map Fave is blue with psychedelic colors.
>>582322139"D'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh" -Homer attempting to dodge the Roaring Knight's sword tunnel attack
>>582296692SO EXTREMELY CUTE
i like you
>>582322974Just thought of it but there's maybe a layer of soulplay you could do with Maddie? Monster souls aren't exactly human souls, especially in DR's low-fantasy setting, but still something to tinker with if Maddie and Mew feel the same sensations.
>>582323689non-autistic fave with overly sensitive hearing commiserates
>>582323689look man, all I’m saying is people talk loud in these tiny ass houses
>>582318836Not what I expected
it might be politically incorrect these days but i like futa noelle x male or femkris
The Darkners in Chapter 3 associated with the Nowhere quest>Shuttah, the camera which records the past without embellishment>The Bibliox of the book of Hymns, a representative of both the prophecy and the community and family Kris grew up in>The Seven Flying Aces, Darkners which Kris themselves created>A Zapper
deltarune should a skeleton man with a jamaican accent who whines about kids
Make the thread drop faster and get baking. I have something I wanna dump.
>>582325278>>582325278>>582325278Hop on
Holy shit I've been busy working, what did I miss
