>Doctrine, Sombra, Roadhog Deep Dive | BlizzCon 2026https://youtu.be/Ab1_HIoelTk >Ultimatum Story Time with Chiara Preziosihttps://youtu.be/zl9OHKv4AGU >Breakout | Doctrine Hero Trailerhttps://youtu.be/h5dwH7nx9do >Expanding Overwatch’s Lore | BlizzCon 2026 Dev Livestreamhttps://youtu.be/bkKBrhbSbyQ >LE SSERAFIM 'Made My Night' Official MV with Overwatchhttps://youtu.be/Y1Lah0BM0KQ >Overwatch 2026 Spotlighthttps://youtu.be/N8Sgnn72e9Y >Schedule>Season 4 - OUT NOW!>Junkrat's Loot Hunt - September 24 - September 29>LE SSERAFIM Event - September 12 - September 29>Free (Play 1 Match) Select* Mythic Skin - September 12 - October 03>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Comics, short stories and musichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/>Overwatch Esports 2026 Viewership Rewardshttps://esports.overwatch.com/en-us/rewards>Official Hero Statisticshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/rates>Overwatch Wikihttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_PagePrevious Thread: >>582262740
Mei's ass is my favourite character.
The
poopie in my tummy
>>>582367495what do you think causes more seethe, being counter swapped or counter swapping and still getting bodied?
>>582367980
I'm the only one here who wants to have unprotected sex with Marzia until I make her a mother
>>582368132The's
>>582368179hmm, the loser who has an ego meltdown mid game and cries about it all day even after the game is over lmao
>>582368307>>582368132sluts
>>582368437
HogGODs
hello tourist here, about to try overwatchwhat are some /owg/ approved beginner tips in general
>>582368965its never your fault
>>582368965don't tie your winrate to your ego
I hate qp all it ever is now is 4 and 5 stacks
>>582368965Have fun.Each hero plays pretty differently so you’re bound to find at least one that you like.
Just got this out of my box, how we feeling
>>582368965stop playing for the day as soon as you lose 2 games in a row. never end your play sessions on a win.
>>582368965Its always mercy or lifeweaver or moira’s fault
>>582368965play whoever appeals to you, then try to pick at least one character you like in each role. you will probably have to tank much more than you'd like, so get used to that.
>>582368965its always tank diff
>>582369551Keep your schizo shit away from new players
>>582369829Freja sexo
>>582367980Based>>582368215Wrong, fellow man of culture
>>582368965>>582369951oh and also remember to open the shop and scroll a bit after every winif you're actually planning on buying a skin from the shop, make sure you do it immediately after a win
>>582370254Her and Domina aren't evil, they make my dick too hard to see them that way.
>>582369829ugly nasty slop
>>582369829ugly nasty sloppy sex with Freja
I was checking my budget for the year and I realized about 40% of my discretionary spending was on Overwatch skins
>playing QP>just want to have a chill game>four of the five enemy players swap to specifically counter me>they still feel the need to say "gg" after the matcha plague upon their households
there are "people" in this very game, in this very GENERAL, who willingly vote for flashpoint maps
balling so hard im hitting flow state nigga
>>582370394
>>582368132SSS+ Tier skins
>>582368965Play all roles to learn the game
>>582371324Well of course I know him, he's me
>>582371172Quick play has a lot of "win at all costs" groups of players.
>>582371571Aatlis is by far the best map here. >>582371172You finish your weekly battlepass challenges, and finish the junkrat loot hunt faster by winning. Try to think about why that would change the behavior of people.
Why do people say Wuyang is hard to use
>>582372846Compare and contrast: mercy, moira
>>582373158moira takes skill thoughever
finally. remembering to claim everyday was a pain
>>582372846his m1 sucks unbelievable donkey dick and his healing is the worst parts of zen and illari/moira combined
>>582367980When does the esport stuff start for this drop campaign they have running
>>582373158Moira needs skill for ball bouncing angles, Mercy is just a brainless bimbo
>>582373305damn that's a good one, but I'm too lazy for the opera stuff
>playing mercy >resurrect teammate who died 3 seconds ago >just stands there motionless and dies again >ffsGET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONES YOU BRAINROTTED ZOOMERS
>>582373578but my second and third monitors need attention someone pinged me in a server and I have to find it! no it can't wait until later!
>>582373308If you just spam it like you would do when you use junkrat, he does a ton of damage very easily. You don't even need to guide the shots. Just let go when it's charged
>Moira needs skillPut some effort into your baits guys
>>582373746someone should remake this but with juno haha
>>582371126This used to be me until OW2
they're calling it the worst vault of the year, perhaps ever.
>>582373790But Juno's suit has to be airtight
please stop
>>582371447Zen state Baller
>>582374070Sorry anon.
>>582372846He’s bad into Cat
>>582375123Most of the cast is bad into cat.
>>582375123That's why people like him eat cats.
>>582375702Hey! Don't say that!
>>582375702https://youtu.be/nSUy2JIvUOI
I'm hard pocketing this Widow.
>>582375837>ehe, really? FERKIN EAZY!!!
>>582375521>can’t run all projectile heroes because the stupid cat can just sit in the skyboxI hope the hitbox changes rape her to death.
>>582376318>I hope the hitbox changes rape her to death.source on this? is everyone getting changed or just cat
>>582368965You are the only constant
I love Brigitte
>>582368965avoid tank like the plagueavoid support like the plague (unless your trans)avoid the objective like the plagueplay exclusively for your own kills and stats.mute chatalternatively keep chat unmuted and report anyone that types, but keep your own chat button unboundplay every game like it's team deathmatchtbag whenever you kill someone.
>>582376412At Blizzcon they said they’re adjusting hitboxes in general.
I can't sleep. I think I'll just play some torb in ranked
Hola
>>582376727>spoiling like Torb is some kind of throw pick
>>582377021yeah, that's a 'mix
I love hitting whipshotsI love rezzing right in the enemy's faceI love throwing a suckball when they're low healthI love hitting kunai headshotsI love antinading the tankI love lamping an ultI love discording the tankI love torpedoing the enemy team right after the fightI love speedboostingI love carrying BastionsI love chaining a Doomfist or BallI love platforming out of gravI love making untouchable pylonsI don't care for Wuyang
>>582376638hitbox adjustment won't ever fix the "projectiles against fliers" problem
What does Mitzi think of all of the attention that Fika gets?
i like DVA's police skin because it reminds me of Power Rangers S.P.D.
>>582377062depends on who's playinghttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Torbj%C3%B6rn_-_I%27ll_just_take_a_little_break._Don%27t_mind_me.ogg
i like how you can tell a skin was made before ow2 because it doesn't look like dogshit
>>582377374reminder
>>582377374small penis dumiliation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv6Qb8J0Jqgngl this lolcow is growing on me
>>582377884he's hoping and gaming at the same time
>>582377105who is your favorite Sombra fan artist(s)?
>>582377690i look like this
it’s 2026..When is overwatch adding a loli character to the game?
>>582377971me, niggagotta keep that ego up
>>582378128efi???
>>582378128this is a /sm/ game so never
>>582377962the play at 4:20 had me in tearsit shouldn't be legal for him to play online vidya
Angela Ogundimu
>>582377664oh wow that's cool to know>>582377665stands for Space Patrol Delta
>>582378438silly dummy...
Shion feet
Shion must have different sets of genitalia she puts on depending on the kind of sex she wants to have
>>582378247She’s black (and not a playable character) so that obviously doesn’t count
>>582368965Learn where the health packs are
>>582378164Shit you right. My fault og.
>>582377884https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Va_-_Your_carry_is_here.ogg
We dont need more straight young asian female heroes, do we?
>>582378925Now make them cute men
>>582378925Yes we do And we really need more ass revealing outfits, enough coattails and extra clothing conveniently covering the ass type shit. Sex sells. But who am I kidding. We’re getting another black woman next. Expect Debra Wilson.
Argentinian blonde blue eyed hero when
>>582379742>speaks mostly German
>>582379575>Debra Wilsonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WZLJpMOxS4
>>582379575Why are you seething at some phantom boogeyman? We've had nothing but hot chicks for years
>>582377884he's genuinely embarrassingly bad
>>582377374Based>>582377664Goat
i dont really get the appeal of watching someone who's mediocre at the game and isn't particularly funny or likable.
>>582380150It's celebrity obsession shit for people that claim to hate celebrity obsession shit.
>>582380186thes and la
>>582379957Most people aren't attracted to gorillas
So weird I played a fuckton the past month and I haven't seen either of the ultra skins once but then today I saw yuna 3 times and moira once
>>582380232aren't celebrities supposed to be likable though? like this guy is just boring. might as well just read random reddit posts.
you could say I have a type
>>582380309oh so it's just vanilla old racism in this case, how boring
>>582379957Soujourn.
>>582380150https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreudehe's living proof that some people can't just do whatever they want
>>582380594So are you though
>>582379957the mentally ill aren't worth your time
>>582380459>If you're not attracted to me you're racistOk tranny
>>582380769kys tracerschizo
English muffins
>>582380769Sierra + Sojourn
>>5823805914 years ago now.
>>582380408>best ones have the worst discountsdo they do this on purpose
>>582380656I'm not on stream trying to be something I'm not. He has the completely wrong mindset for getting better at basically anything. David is literally the complete opposite of how to get good at anything. No structure in his learning. No interest in actually learning on his own. Massive ego that leads to tilt and blaming anyone but himself. Delusions of grandeur about his skillset. A wife that won't even kiss him and probably hates him for sitting in front of the screen sucking at a videogame, not making a living wage and neglecting his kids. And to top it all off he's an institutional Christian, possibly the most cucked mainstream religion at this point in time. It all culminates into tasty little 10 minute videos that I can farm for garmonbozia while eating dinner.
>>582381159kek
unironically this >>582381364 is more embarrassing than anything g4h has done
ngl i dont know why but I just find anran to be super ugly & annoying
>>582380769All white wahmen are built for it
>>582381131And how many years have you been on HRT? Do you pass yet?
>>582381471What? Posting a genuine reply to an underage troll? Nah, I think my wife not kissing me on stream would be worse.
>watching someone apparently more embarrassing than tracerschizo so much that you know random shit nobody cares about that happened on his stream
I keep getting matches with the same tank player who has COMICAL responses to ultsit's been like multiple days now>midtown>struggling to cap B>60 seconds left>our soldier is ass, our mizuki is feeding>winston soft engages highground mid to allow us to set up>as we're rotating our juno ults from 100 meters back>winston just screams into the mic "WHAT THE FUCK DID WE ORBIT?!?!?!?">we all die>lose
I was just a bystander for this but it still made me sad:>qp circuit>tank is level 16 ball>explicitly says they are learning ball in all chat>enemy team all counter pick him>enemy tank is a legendary crusader (250+) playing a perfect rein game with no brakes>3 people on our team shit on the ball at the end of the gameDamn, people can be harsh.
Did /mrg/ get boring? You can leave now please and thank you.
I can't help but notice he didn't deny being underage
uhmmm....where did DMon's mech go?
I actually got matched with g4h once (i'm plat) our dps was flaming him the entire match in text chat, from the very beginning of the matchI had no idea who g4h was at the timewas crazy
who the fuck is g4h
>>582382707i dunno some european other europeans are obsessed with. its easy to be a celebrity over there
>>582382573she's using it you silly goob
>>582382760Love D.Mon
>>582382760The Mon
>>582382651I wish I could meet him just once. Pretty sure I know exactly how to push his buttons.
super just said he thinks rein is the strongest he's ever beenyour thoughts?
>>582382760she looks so stupid
STOP DISCUSSING THE GAMESTOP DISCUSSING PEOPLE PLAYING THE GAMESTOP HAVING FUN NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>582383089Is that controversial or something?
>>582383089That fuckin fire strike buff was too far I tell ya
Which hero should I play if I just want to remove all the slop from my match?
>queue 5v5>auto lose, tank diff, literally nothing I can do>queue 6v6>auto lose, tank diff, literally nothing I can do>queue mystery heroes>tank diffs eventually get forced to support, baby mode gameplay keeps them alive enough for the rest of us to play the gameidk, starting to really like mystery heroes, might make it my main mode
>>582383373Mei-Ling.
>>582383283THE rein player of all time who otped rein through goats saying rein is the strongest he's ever been is significant probably>>582383350that's what he thinks tipped rein over the edge actually
>>582383435I mean rein has been getting nothing but buffs for years
>>582383510would use all of these
>>582383510piss and shit
>>582383642flats only says things that reddit and twitter has been saying for weeks not the other way around
>>582383089>streamer says something incredibly obvious that everyone non-retarded already knowswow
>>582383784This. Flats has only ever played it safe for views.
i had obvious rivals players in my game yesterday, orissa just standing out in the open and instadying crashing out at the supports for not healing (they were healing plenty)
>>582384630Politely ask them if they're rivals players if they act like that.
ngl ive never played rivals because I dont like marvel, its really millennial coded
I'm brigante?
>>582384764in my experience marvel is more of a genz and genx thingmost millenials were just old enough to evade the craze
>>582384751i said "this isnt rivals bro" and he started yelling that everyone needs to do their role in all caps lmao
>>582384908sex
>>582384951marvel is only "millennial coded" if you're black
>>582385021
>>582384764I hopped in the range for 20 mins, realized I didn't want to spend another day fixing a shitty unreal port and looking at what's being sent to China. I honestly wouldn't know anything about it if the tourists and trolls didn't come here.
idk my mental image of marvel is just some 35 year old fat guy with a beard watching it with his mouth gaping open whenever deadpool swears
why did my shop open up like thi i didnt click anything
>>582383089Maybe in the highest ranks….But in emerald, every single rein player just holds shield up, then walks back once the shield is close to collapsing. Waits a few seconds, gets healed up, and does the same thing over and over again. The only person he’s shielding being maybe a mercy or the other tank. Never a hammer swing. Never a charge. No kills. As much damage as the supports. Most useless tank pick, might as well stay in spawn.
>>582385090love her
>>582385864same
>>582385839I mean that's the fault of the player not the hero.
>>582385919bikini Yuna skin when?
>>582382760fishmouth
>>582386059If we got one similar to Anran's summer skin for Yuna, I would actually cum in my pants
>>582385919toothpaste hair
>>582386273>>582385919>>582385090>>582384992>>582384908What retard told themselves "Neon green bobcuts sell" ?????
>>582385839it's crazy how easy you guys make emerald sound when i know silver players are playing better than that
(You)
>>582386106There's no way she doesn't get a skin next summer. It makes too much sense. I also want a Gundam skin for her since her mech really reminds me of one
>>582386420I want an Asuka skin
>want to be based waifuchad with a billion hours on their waifu>was sombra for the longest time, but rework is fucking rough>plus im infinitely better at soldier than I am at anything elseboth characters just cut straight through all the bullshit in this game, but I'm losing one of them soon and all I'll be left with is John Shooter.
>>582386490thats a D.Va skin though
>>582386519learn soj? she's basically waifu solj
>>582386620>that faceThat ain't Hana...
>>582386651https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/allstars_gamepedia/images/0/06/DVaBase_Pissed_P04.ogg
>>582386519I can't play The Lena like I used to either but that sounds like a team issue to me.
>>582381930What a king
>>582386627soj is reworked widow not soldier adjacemtif you can't hit rails youre throwing
This bitch relaxing
>>582387076>overalls and beanie in the poolstupid martian
>>582386750>sounds like a team issue to me.esplaini do enjoy the lena, but im too old for this shit
Sierra is basically waifu bastion.
>>582386375Emerald where almost half of the entire playerbase is stuck in. And over half of overwatch’s playerbase are mouthbreathing retards who think they’re playing call of duty instead of a team based objective game. You might as well be playing with silver ranks in emerald because the skill gap between the two ranks are minimal. Emerald tanks know nothing but walk forward and take damage. Rein is a throw pick. Orissa is the one to play. Almost every game with an orissa is an automatic win because she’s so broken (because no one in emerald can kill her)
The emperor, he alien, the tyrant, and one day my semen
>>582388410Wasn't emerald added for the explicit purpose of stopping plat from being such a shitshow with massive skill ranges?
Juno is my daughter only I'm allowed to headpat her.
>>582388513Yes, but it didn’t solve anything. It just became the new plat. It was really just added to stop everyone from complaining they were hardstuck plat. Now they’re emerald. And oooooo, the rank has a glow around its border. This means you’re a better player now! You’re in the big leagues now! Shiny!
>>582388164I just don't care in the slightest what my team thinks of my performance. It's very rare I'm the problem, but there are a handful more chill characters that suit my playstyle better now compared to my Lena prime.
>>582388775I’m gonna pat her womb with my second head
i hanjo
>>582389405very perfect and kissable
well got the golden lootbox guess I"m done with the season see you niggas in a week back to grinding roblox in the meantime
Overwatch has convinced me that Korea has the hottest asian sluts
>>582389628We've always known this though, I just wish it didn't take us so long to actually get D.Mon in the game.
>>582378894
>>582389628
>>582389628I was convinced too until they released D.mon 3D model.
>>582390530Yeah then I was completely sold on it
There should be a damage ultimate like the Dragoon in Final Fantasy XIV, where they buff their own damage and a teammate's.
>>582390530I've already jerked off to D.Mon more times than I have for D.Va. Her model is top tier goonfuel.
>>582390728Shameful.
>>582390728Based.
I'm worse than Gaming4HopeShould I uninstall?
>>582390728https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Winston_-_How_embarrassing.ogg
>>582390728You're not wrong, but you would basically have to have not masturbated to The Hana at all for that to be feasible
What makes dmon ugly exactly?
Which way, white man?
>>582391069Face of her in-game model
>>582390908The problem with g4h isn't that he's bad at the game. So no, keep playing mentally stunted king.
>>582391069cataracts
>>582391115The Yuna obviously, Hana can watch if she wants.
>>582391069Nothing, she's beautiful.
>>582391260Fuck off, Aaron
>>582391069>>582386092
>>582391115Turn 180 and go this way.
>>582391260Very true
>>582391583I could go for some Italian tonight...
>>582391583I'm in the mood for sushi today.
>>582391583Overwatch has too many hot women these days, it's like one of those international all you eat buffets
Forget Shion's skins. Where are her new emotions?
>>582391910>never really bought Widow or Sombra as bad guys because they're hot>don't buy Vendetta or Domina as bad guys either for the same reason
>>582392045I'm hoping for a "throw empty bottle at Mizuki" emote.
you just made my morning
Whats the max discount you can get in this jewish scheme?
>>582392082Everyone is going to be a good guy in the end. Even Doomfist.Anubis aka The Conspiracy is the real big bad.
>doom gets the gang back together>we are not perfect but neither is overwatch>we need to pool our resources, because only together can we defeat the true threat>white people
>>58239240460% I think
>>582392418>Domina and Vendetta are good girlsKino
>>582392481Your made up victim complex is showing.
>Akande OgundimuWhy does this name sound so powerful?
>>582392649>vendetta, moira, freya, sigma, and whatever other mystery meat is still there vs the quirky diverse cast of misfits who learned that true family is the friends we made along the waythey are gathering up all the straight whites and making them the enemy. I'm not a victim, I just notice patterns.
>>582392497100% perfect.
>>582392889>they are gathering up all the straight whiteswhowhere
Kek
>>582388512Unironically what the fuck is she talking about when she says this?
BUFF CASSIDY
>>582393607I would get so many potgs if his ult charged 0.1 second faster
We won.
>>582393504They're the nicknames of three former starcraft brood war legends. That's why she says it on blizzard world.
>>582393784Oh, thanks
>>582392497thats pretty gud desuill wait for soiemthing cuter
>>582393713does your ult randomly cancel like mine
I'm impressed that in the year of our Lord 2026 blizzard can still surprise me
Ana is so small.
>>582391583me on the right
>>582394364Don't think so
>>582394836Cool kirikos.
>>582394708does she have THAT things installed down there?
>>582385791Tell me what you want for Christmas
>>58239483651% ?!?! WTF man... >>582341239
>>582394787damn...>>582394708have you never seen an old woman before
>>582395319I have only 600 coins...
>>582394836I like your kirikos
>>582392404oops all The's
vendetta is broken
venture is sexo
>>582396660Correct
gold or galactic guns for shion?
cooking for my boysonwife Mizuki ^.^
>>582397442>nude in apronHOT!
Shion is so fucking cool
>>582397705I was having a blast playing shion then I had a really bad game and now I'm scared to ever click her again...
>>582397705I like her. Wish her bike controls were a bit smoother
>>582385756Last time I checked, normal people like Marvel shit while most Genshin fans are gay and autistic
>>582397705i wish i was Shion
>>582397181>Mizuki's POV every night
>be me>plan a comfy night of hitscan>game loads>instalock shionwhy am I like this
killing in the name of fun
>>582398684
i can't stop watching the gamin4hope videos lmao. actually better than most standup
>>582399594the shorts or full fucking vids? I only do the shorts and it's a good daily kek listening to him trying to spin queueing emerald for 2 hours into progression towards some major life accomplishment
Why are people quitting Marvel Rival for this, or is that just a vocal minority trending atm? I haven't touched a hero shooter in forever and kinda have the itch to play one again
>>582400452Hopefuly it's a meme because I don't want Rivals players in Overwatch. Two games have pretty different gameplan
>>582400452Marvel basedboys are a dying breed The slop is too sloppy for even them to be interested in it anymore.
If we aren't stopping this payload I'm gonna be mad *meow*
>>582400452Basically comes down to >The game is getting 1 hero this season instead of the usual 2, and that 1 hero was far from a hit>The devs did a major balance overhaul last season and it sucked and the devs just keep ignoring what makes it bad and doubling down on hypercasual balance (like a tf2 pub is more serious than a top 10% ranked marvel lobby) >Overwatch is having its best year this decade and also is just a better game at its core in terms of performance, engine, artstyle, controls, etc.
in case you weren't aware why the most evil character in the game was named maximilian.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfh99z6OW_k
>>582392045robots don't have emotions
>>582401421mizuki is more of a *nyaa* kinda guy (and i don't mean because he's japanese. he's spiritually white)
>>582400452Rivals balancing has been dogshit for so long the playerbase is finally realizing it
When are we getting a reptile hero?
>one support is sombra perma flanking>other support gets no help and swaps to cat>tank is the one who suffersThe more funny heroes they add to support the more it kills the tank role. Support queue times will be 10 minutes when the omnic detective with a bulge releases.
>>582401517https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/c/cf/Shion_-_%28unhinged_yell%29.ogg
>>582401598In Rivalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnxgo2d5wiA
>>582400452The king has spoken and told his subjects to move.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SWgXbL3L6U
I want to enjoy Shion but every time I play her it's one of the most disastrous games I have.
They should delete Lucio from the game because every single lucio player is a retarded memelord
>>582401736One of the lamest looking lizardman in all of fiction, barely has lizard features
Am i gay
>>582368965Don't even try ranked, play qp and enjoy the game.
wait i notice with these max screenshots he seems to just be hardcoded to give everyone 3 skins for one hero and 2 for another
>>582403637The straightest poster itt
>>582368965We don't play that QP or 6v6 crap here.
>>582403720maybe
sombra is so fucking gay why is a character allowed a easy escape button
>>582404056This dude loves old men lmao
>>582388410If you’re emerald I hate to break it to you but you are just as bad and as retarded as whichever kind of non human filth is in this shit rank.It should take a competent player no more than a couple of hours to get out of it. Drop the ego, recognize you fucking suck, and start grinding properly or stfu nigger
>>582404514Everyone loves a good daddy dickdown.
>>582390908Considering how bad he is, it’s seriously concerning like literally how are you this bad ? How is it even possible
>some retard talks back to me>go against them next game >beat themSit down
>>582400201i dunno some person on youtube that edits them down to like 20 minute things kek
>>582405217I think there is more than 1 editor.
What's with>bare feet + heelsdesign?
>>582406286there's like 5 channels
>>582383373Mizuki removes dive slop.
>>582406424>heehee I’m gonna put a mini Mauga cage on a cd>heehee I’m gonna put a mini Kitsune Rush on a even more braindead cdThis fucking faggot retard has to be stopped. I know the same dude made both of these heroes.
imagine losing to mizuki no one even plays him
>>582365435
>>582400452I’ve noticed my match quality going down lately and especially my DPS being dogshit so I think the Rivals exodus is real and it’s definitely happening because those devs are fucking retarded and have had their own version of goats going on in that game since forever. It’s nothing but sustainslop.
>>582400452Overwatch 2 got really fucking bad for a while but Marvel Rivals has always been garbage slop by Chinese bugs that only flourished on the basis of the most braindead brown skinned coomers (half the women in the game look like fucking trannies especially the white women). Third person shooters are fucking dogshit and always have been. Braindead overtuned supports have always been dogshit.
>>582406967Shut your fuclking semen hole you fucking bitch piece of shit cunt dogshit
i'm gonna miss u current hog
>>582406967you talk like a child who just learnt how to swear
>>582407185>learntoi govna fancy sum beans on toast and a bit'a'rape? maybe a kebab?
AnaMizuki is an insufferable backline.>sleep into chain/chain into sleep + 90 damage nadeDisgusting.
>>582407412i'm australian
>>582407452oi mate billabong on dillydangy
>>582401765>calls Juno "arguably the face of the game"we get it, Aspen buried her nose in your fat disgusting saggy stretchmarked stomach and got the tip past her teeth until you jizzed
>>582401765>leaves Overwatch for RivalsYES, YESSSSSSSSSSSS>brings Rivalsfags that like him back to OverwatchNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I play comp and I'm against 5 stack of smurfs>I play qp and I'm against a champion freja while only one of my dps is masterI'm uninstalling this shit, this is cbt
>>582407696You can only duo in comp.
>>582407751No
>>582407837Oh fuck I forgot that you only can’t in higher ranks.That’s so fucking gay Jesus Christ.
What different phrases would a talking Juno barbie say when you'd squeeze her?
>>582408115Oh, moons! Not again...
>>582406678
Newfag here.1. Is it ok to like Anran?2. Is it socially acceptable to main Anran? 3. Is it okay to like Juno?4. Is it socially acceptable to main Juno?I need to know if I fit in because I find these two characters genuinely fun to play and are hot Also why do people panic so much when they get burned by Anran, is it just reflex because the visuals are so bright and your character goes ARGH ERGH GUUUEEURGH or was the actual damage at some point much bigger?
>>582408470
>>582409014Not a lot of people really respect Anrans since her skill floor is so low and her E heals her when it used to just have the damage and invincibility, making her irritating to fight in a duel.People like Junos.
>>582409014>AnranPeople consider her braindead and kinda too strong. She is popular pick to be banned on low ranks.>JunoShe is strong but people don't consider her broken. She is top-5 the most difficult target to shoot.> Is it socially acceptable Who cares? Just play whoever you find the most fun.>Also why do people panic so much when they get burned by AnranShe implified burning damage with her right click which can melt your hp pretty quickly
>>5824090141. Yes2. Yes, though people will poke fun at you3. Yes4. Yes, but don't be "weird" about it out loud >I find Juno hotBe careful saying this. She's 19 and very ditzy because she's not from Earth. Liberals (not leftists, not right wingers) get pissy about her being called hot because they call her "infantilized" and "a child" at 19
>>582409014Everyone respects juno it's one of those heroes that anyone at any skill level can play and have fun without making anyone in the lobby angryAnran makes really bad players angry but she's honestly fine
Anran is basically an aim check like Moira where they both have to put in very little effort to kill you while you’re fighting against the clock, and they both have some self sustain. That’s why people hate them.
>>582409771>Liberals (not leftists, not right wingers)huhliberals, leftists, and right wingers are all useful idiot cuckolds on the feminist age of consent question>get pissy about her being called hot because they call her "infantilized" and "a child" at 19who gives a fuck, if they come at you saying some nonsense tell them you'll meet them irl and kill them with a knife or a gun
>>582409014>1. Is it ok to like Anran?No>2. Is it socially acceptable to main Anran? No>3. Is it okay to like Juno?No>4. Is it socially acceptable to main Juno?No. You asked for my opinions you little bitch now you're going to grovel like the good little sissy you are. It's time for you to main mercy, runt.
>>582409745>Who cares?Not him but that's a legitimate question, people shittalked me constantly for playing Akali in LoL because it wasn't socially acceptable to main her. Even in OW it isn't socially acceptable for Reaper players to talk about anything because Reaper is strong and reliable and doesn't take any skill. I mean, no one's going to tell you to kill yourself but you'd still be dismissed as braindead nigger.
>>582409340
gg ez
>>582410386If you enjoy something in an online game why would you care what others think? They are terminally online cowards who wouldn't dare to tell it to your face.
>>582410418
>>582409629I find it that E heal is kinda okay, since most heroes seem to be able to either stun or burst you down. But that's my opinion as a new player. Well I find Anran's gameplay to be fun so I'll stick to her.>>582409771That's a weird issue to have, since it's not like she's brain damaged or mentally deficient. Or 16. Besides, if she wasn't meant to be sexually desirable Blizzard wouldn't give her sexy skins.>>582409834Is she really an aim check? I mean, most of the roster has some AoE thing to vomit out, or some kind of stun or movement impairing ability. I guess healers are shafted, but even then Kiriko can just cleanse the burn and make Anran retreat/die.>>582410282Fair enough, I'll add Mercy as my second healer choice.
>>582410386I play reaper and I flame on cooldown, especially when I int
>>582411347It’s moreso that it does damage (and adds ignite progress), makes you invincible and heals you enough to ruin some breakpoints all in one cooldown. It’s not broken unlike this example but it’s similar to Ana’s Biotic Grenade where it does a lot considering how easy it is to use.
>>582410827>They are terminally online cowards who wouldn't dare to tell it to your face.Of course they are, but since part of the experience of an online game is being online and interacting with other people, it can get pretty annoying to be called an unskill loser bloody bastard bitch cancer abusing faggot get a life fucking nigger op character try playing something that requires skill fuck you saar.Especially in modern day when online communities have streamers, e-celebs and pros to tell them what to think and shit like winrates/pickrates to misinterpret. Some 20 years ago in a CoD lobby or UT match you'd have an heated argument about who's mom got fucked harder because of a gun used to kill someone, now there is a dozen videos, hundred posts on Reddit and constant bitching in chat about unhealthy mechanics, bad balance and low skill, all in unison.
>>582411051
I just love the The's ok?
I can't tell the the's apart. they literally all look the same.
>>582412475they use different colored underwear
>>582411907I suppose that's fair. But then again, I'm not sure that Anran would be as viable without a heal at all, and since her invulnerability and healing are tied to the same ability, it also makes it a big investment when she uses it. I do understand how it can feel annoying to be on the receiving end, however.I do find the whole Ignite mechanic rather interesting to play with, since it actually rewards keeping up with what's happening around you and choosing when to do what. Being rewarded for headshots with faster Ignite stacking is also nice.
>>582412507Wrong. Kiriko doesn't wear one.
I HATE JUNOIDS THEY ARE LIKE A SWARM OF SOULLESS ROBOTS
> 4 legendaries in 3 days>all for the characters I don't play
I'm picking up Dmon after putting off playing her for the entire season. Give me all the pro-tips there are. Point me in the direction of the best of the best Dmon players. Show me the greatest Dmon player in the world to imitate.
>>582412929Her porn is bad, why would you pick her?
>AND THEN KELLER FORCED SOMBRATARDS TO BE FUCKING HEALKEKS LMAO
>>582413365Actually, I'm ready.
All those Sombra mains who prided themselves on being le annoying spawncamper and trolling support players are now becoming healsluts themselves. It's just too funny.
I'M NOT HEALPUTA!I'M SUPPORTPUTA!
>>582413729kek
>>582412132
>>582401635Why does she do this. Is she actually just crazy and not in control of her actions
>>582413509Not sure it will make el mexicana any more popular to be honest. But her entire character identity is a mess that had no chance of ever being made into a good ability kit, so she certainly won't get any worse.
>>582413880
>>582412972Because she has the greatest skin in the game since Ghostly Bride Widowmaker.
Why are there so many Redhood Ashe?Was this a free skin?
what the hell is this
>>582409014Why do you need validation? The less you care about what other people think, the better your experience interacting with the community will be, especially when it comes to a young, attractive asian girl character in this game. Whenever people genuinely talk shit about them, my brain automatically translates it into: "Oh they are probably jealous and main a character who doesn’t get constant skins from the devs because their character is either black, a faggot, or a fugly". And if someone complains about anran's shift e shift, I just assume they’re diamond peak (at most) with a gaped burnt anal. Like who the fuck complains about anran (except for her beam) above diamond?
I didn't win any single ranked game on Shion.I can't make her work.
>>582415630>And if someone complains about anran's shift e shift, I just assume they’re diamond peak (at most) with a gaped burnt anal. What's the point of Shift - E - Shift tho? Get in, Ignite, leave without elaborating? Or did you mean it as "Use Shift to engage, proc Ignite with basic attacks, eventually press E to secure the kill and use Shift to fuck off"? Also to be fair like 102% of player base is below Diamond, so of course they will complain and do so loudly (even though Anran isn't even in top five most aggravating damage dealers in the game).
>>582414219
>>582416232good nyight
>>582416524good nyight cutie..
>>582416887
>>582416082>What's the point of Shift - E - Shift tho?Don't ask me, but from my observation that's why most people hate anran in game. You'll find that 90% of the hate toward anran is because of "Yoo all she does is shift e shift and repeat to get value">Also to be fair like 102% of player base is below DiamondThat's why we need a segregation of opinions. Why the fuck do I need to see complaints about a shit tier character who's easily shut down by someone with half a brain
>>582414041Massive trauma misdirected into rage.
>>582414136Support players will love her. She is going to be another moira tier swap when you are mad at your team so you just do your own thing.
>>582418215Did they make her gun autoaim? Cause she won't otherwise.
>>582418215>She is going to be another moira tier swap when you are mad at your team so you just do your own thing.This is what I'm afraid of. She's 100% going to be the "I'm playing for fun" support which people swap to when they want to troll.
>>582417967>Yoo all she does is shift e shift and repeat to get value"Kek, the funny part is that if Anran just spams this she gets rolled by literally anyone who has better concept of object permanence than that of a toddler.I genuinely feel like people dislike Anran purely because she appears annoying superficially and the Ignite effect creates instinctive pressure on the player because of bright visual effects and sounds of pain. Not even a skill issue but perception issue.
>>582418173>misdirectedhow else should she direct it? cry and kill herself? it's better to take your trauma induced rage out on others
I want to colonize her.
>>582418329She barely has to aim and you are shooting unaware people in the back. Her new broken cooldown is going to be an autowin button anyways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXatquVqAc
>>582418805>how else should she direct itSex
>>582418901Same.
>>582419032Is that Jay3?inb4 "Jew3 if you will, heh"
>>582418341>>582418215>another moira tier swap when you are mad at your team so you just do your own thing>She's 100% going to be the "I'm playing for fun" support which people swap to when they want to trolluh correction, I swap to Moira when I need to carry my team, who are retarded, kicking and screaming to victory with a third DPS
>>582414041I mean she cut Mizuki's arm with a bike.Still can be cute sometimeshttps://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/a/aa/Shion_-_%28Japanese%29_Hello_%281%29.ogg
>>582412929guys, pleaseI'm completely out of the loophow to master dmonI want to main dmon from now to forever
>>582419698jay is a shabbos goy
>>582420039>ban the racis-aaaand dropped
>>582420039>the MOST IMPORTANT PART of making Rivals a good game is ban racists>the SECOND MOST IMPORTANT PART? add custom gamesthis nigger is literally fucking retarded>oh and creator codes aka PAY MEsomeone should actually drag this fucking retarded faggot behind a car until he's dead (IRL, not in minecraft)
>rivalsfaggots leaking back into /owg/ bringing their dumpster juice and rats with them
>>582420021She's not difficult if you already know how to play dva. She's the same kind of backline murdering playstyle.
>>582420223Jay3 was an overwatch streamer for years before Juno came out.
>>582420296And he went all in on rivals during the bad times. Fuck him.
fun character i like
What is a low cortisol hero that I can play while gooning on a second monitor?
>>582416963
WHERE IS THE BROWN GF THAT WAS PROMISED TO ME
>>582420292I play Dva like a fucking maniac (I don't know how well, but like a maniac, like "crazy like a fox", like "just so crazy it might work" style), really hit and run, but she has verticality... Am I really meant to be all-inning backlines? She feels easier to be murdered as than Dva (even though her heath/armor combo is crazy) and like her baby form is 100x worse if she does get demeched.Maybe I'm choosing the wrong perks?I also honestly don't like the fusion cannon upgrade perk. Do most people go for that? Have "best in slot" perks been found or are they pretty situational?
>>582420558Are you going to clean that monitor afterwards?
>>582421252anon I think we've been lied to
>>582421529With my tongue.
>>582421775Mercy, Lifeweaver
>>582421347>>582420292oh hey I didn't realize Dmon got giganerfed like 9 days ago
>>582422165She's still playable. Her gun perk was "best in slot" and now it's a choice really. Lifesteal stab is useful if your enemy are clumping up. I think shield boost might still be the minor just for the fuel economy.
the only time i ever play torb is when they have a widow so i can live a one shot, but i end up killing the cunt so much with lucky cheetos. actually kind of love torb for this.
>>582422165Pretty sure she is still strong, but she's more for the devoted autists now.She's not that much like D.Va IMO, D.Va is more of a protective tank that does just enough damage to scare enemy flankers away, while D.Mon is more reliable at actually killing stuff. But she's hurt by lack of good escape abilities and survivability. Maybe she thrives in a proper dive where it's multiple heroes coordinating but you can't really go play single player like ball/doom and expect to live.
>>582422573>sombra and lifeweaver's foot grips are real
>usually take the 'nade major perk on Ana because my aim sucks too much to land headshots and having the 2nd bounce to extra teammates always seemed useful>try out the crit enemies perk for one matchOh...oh this is actual bullshit
>>582423203very much real
>>582423580Crit is bullshit and it's crazy it's lasted this long
>>582421875I think I'll wait for support Sombra.
>>582423943why are her feet so fat?
>>582423580you should always take it, the bounce is often so unnoticeable i think its bugged. the crit is way too much value even if your aim sucks or you are in a tight, brawly phase of the map. not like it's that hard, you have like 2x the RoF of Ashe and 4x Widow, so LETS GO GAMBLING! *pew pew pew*
>>582424394abuela genes
>>582424394She's an over-30 latina.
>>582423203I hate/adore Juno so much, bros...
>>582424394so you can hear her steps
What are dps players going to rageswitch to after being killed in the first 30 seconds when Sombra is support?
>>582425019Moira
>>582425105I mean if they're playing open queue they can still go sombra
>>582425019option 2: continue playing hanzo
whats going on with the amount of dooms in qp? i've seen more of them in my last 2 days playing it than i would ever see in like 3 months of comp.
>>582425019same thing i always do, any self healer
>>582425767Banned too much in compCounter picked too much in compNew account there have always been a lot of dooms in qp, especially late at night I've found.
>>582424394heart disease
>>582425767Doom and ball make up 90% of the tank population because they're the main ones willing to put up with the shitty role.
FREE THE FOX
juno skin with the bubble and chunky shoes please
>>582423203those are retarded fashion shoes by the child trafficking/rape company Balenciagaathletic "toe shoes" have existed since 2005
>>582427014Only people on the spectrum wear footwear like that
>>582427116people on the spectrum find the cheapest quality shoe and then only buy that, not gimmick shit. source: i've bought the same model of shoe for 20 years, have one pair at a time, and wear it until its falling apart
>>582422508>>582422658okay but don't her changes FOLLOWED by these giganerfs make most "guides" that exist kind of worthless? Who can I watch that's good to see general playstyle?
>>582427383>guides>watch
How do I recover after this?
>>582428098you didnt have the moira mercy so its not you who needs to recover
god i wish sunshine did OF shit imagine that semen demon opening her legs showing her malnourished pussy bush
>>582427014>the child trafficking/rape companyProofs?
>>582428098Blame everything on Analran and her retarded little brother
>>582428098holy fucking DPS gap
>>582428665>farm ult off the hog>use them to kill his teamI wonder if this will still work next season
>>582428098Tank diff, hog should've swapped to a shield tank
>last night, guy with a tranny flag avatar sets off our doom who goes all transphobic wid it in chat>flag guy chooses to throw the match>i tell everyone to report the flag guy for throwing>got a message just now saying thanks for your report, they've been punishedi haven't reported someone else in ages, justice was done...
>>582428098You don't. You had a Hog and they had an actual tank that makes space.
>>582429091kek deserved
>>582429091Those messages are a placebo btw
yooo chat whats up whats upwe are doing another a-z smurf challengeabout to go 95% winrate and grief a hundred games for $5 ad revenuelet's gooooo
>>582430257guys this is an educational one, so here's something; stand behind a wall, and you won't take damage, see? so i'm standing behind a wall right here, and i'm actually not being hit by attacks
day 3 of playing mei in quickplay, and i can say now with 100% certainty that ice block hurts support players feelings. they really have not liked me, especially the zens and wuyangs and shit who i get close to in heals. i think servers are actually okay here now so i'll go back to comp tank tomorrow but its been funny. whole lot of bronze moiras and shit just really mad at me.
yeah
>>582431080The world famous Overwatch 26 Pound Salmon
Thank you lootbox gods for finally blessing me
>>582431309lucky bastard
>>582431309Freja nigger sex.
why is the overwatch player base the way it is...
>>582431505high % of female players
Do not sex the Freja.
>>582431778i wasn't going to
>>582431778I only watch.
>>582431778Yeah you might catch something.
>>582431778don't tell me what to doalso I can't afford her anyway
>>582429103>actual tank>your retarded DPS both pick flankers and get mega gapped by dual sharpshooter somehow>elim mog both of them yourself
>>582368965Always stand on the payloadOnly attack the tank
Kono Shion
>>582432627>>your retarded DPS both pick flankers and get mega gapped by dual sharpshooter somehow>>somehowYeah, it's a real wonder how... Maybe it might've been because they have a Hog as their tank so they can't push up...
bro walking up main behind a Rein shield like its 2016
>>582413491how does this happen, was the Ana just sleeping you every single time?
>>582431309huffing and licking Freja's armpit while she gives you an armpit-nursing fingerless glove handjob and occasionally sounds your urethra with her fingernail
>>582433667How do I exterminate all Junos bros
For Vendetta, lifesteal perk or extra stacks perk?
>>582433765play Moiraplay Sombraplay Ram
Which character should I play if I want to secretely carry the games without my team realising it?
>>582434381you pick a flanker but you don't hard engage. you poke, distract, disrupttheir supports/dps turning around to deal with you is actually broken in 99% of ranks. it only stops mattering at the top top
>>582434381
>>582434616So Anran?
when the function is lowkey lame and im about steal all the silverware before leaving but i overhear someone talking about "nobody better at wrecking ball and doomfist than me"
>>582434662I main her. People started to thank me more than usual. I just want to stay in the shadow
>>582434381vendetta
>>582433765Junos are friends.
>>582433917Reaper?>>582435239I HATE JUNOS. They will my soul with a conflicting mix of emotions.
>Vendetta's vertical slash does more damage than Dragonstrike
>>582434775great choice
Why is dva gremlin loved by all but kiriko gremlin hated?
>>582435796Her sword is bigger and has much more girth than Genji's curved toothpick.
>>582435872because kiriko is not canon gremil she's a smug piece of shit
>>582435872Kekriko is in her mid thirties, auntie looks weird when she tries to be hip with the kids.
Juno was made to be groomed by evil, older women
>>582435872kiriko is an industry plant character that they desperately want people to like and find cool.
>>582433318Oh, you didn't reply directly to my post because you're an anxious weirdo. Anyway I accept your concession.
>>582435796Genji is showing off, Vendussy is a tryhard.
>>582436193YES
>>582436193Yes but to be fair, even Sombra is older than her.
time to pick juno and sit at the back of the map healbotting like a fucking PUSSY
>>582436710
Giving Sierra an offer she can't refuse.
>>582436710how pink is your boypussy?
>>582437005your juno looks weird
>>582437142That's because this juno is a kitten in sheep's clothing
>>582437089
where is my sierra wife??
Something about black pussy gets my cock THROBBING
>>582433318I WILL stand behind my tank!
>>582433318that's the tank's job watch the rein cinematic
your maintheir best voice line>reaper>it's in the refrigerator
>>582437774ShionWell, well, well
>>582435872I love both!
>>582435872Hana's writing has some back and forth to her smugness. Shitiko is just a self-insert. It's not fun to have your character made to look like an idiot because the skinmagnet is around.
>>582437089I'm the Chinese godfather and I gave her an offer she couldn't understand.
>>582437129like a peach. i pick triple jump btw
What is counter pick against Mei and Sym as DPS?
>>582438821The forums will likely tell you the counter is not being shit.
>>582435872kiriko gremlin is a The and very loved and very marketable and stole your french fries
>>582435872she's the face of everything I hate about nu overwatch
>>582439014Bro, i'm gold. It's impossible for me.
>>582437774" Ooohh this one has teeth *seductive growl* "
>>582439628I'm sorry anon but the counter really is just shooting them in the head out of their range.
>>582438821The actual answer: anything that flies.(But you could also just not be shit.)
>>582439896But my aim sucks....
>>582438821Dmon and she just so happens to be meta right now
>>582439715you're not alone in here >:)
L
>>582438821Brawlslop is countered by pokeslop. Just pokespam them to death.
>>582440597
E
N
A
LENNEH?
>>582403720you might be on to something here...
who the fuck is ena
young nigga tryna knowledge check me about if reins ult goes under payloads or over it.
>>582442296AAAAAAAAW LENNEEEH
>>582437774Widowmaker (my beloved).>the Abe's Oyddsey tier "heuhllo"https://youtu.be/5WdDPd73X-c?t=369https://youtu.be/Jy7ERY_6Hg0
>>582442608it does both
went up a full tier since starting Prozac
>>582443702Asked Moot to send your IP to Blizzard.
>>582442375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUwJWv38FpY
>>582443890the ena..
>>582403720he cracked the code?
Literally nobody seems happy about these things.
>>582403720i got 3 orisa and 2 pharah
>>582444002blessed kiriko vault
>>582444080It's probably programmed to not give from your most used pool like League's
Why does it seem like my tank always bought his account online and is in the process of deranking back down to Gold?
>>582444508Smaller pool of players to draw from means more accidentally boosted retards.
>play mercy>victory>dps sends a friend request>immediately close the game out of cringe
that never happened
>>582444186I don't play throwpicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOw4OY4Dhtk&t=120s
>>582444080I like Juno's helmet and overall silhouette. I don't know, it just appeals to me in a way many other characters in Overwatch don't.
>>582437437This shit is allowed on a blue board?
>>582444814>have a great game with great vibes>teammate sends friend request>don't accept out of fear of ruining a great memoryWhy can't I just be normal?
>>582445057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOw4OY4Dhtk&t=185s
nobody banning ball this weekend but im not complaining lmao
is it even possible to finish the battle pass if you have like 50 levels left? there's 10 days (technically 9?)I have the 20% boostI don't want to play 16 hours a day though
>>582445174there could be anything happening in that picture
>>582445239nobody cares about your old ass unc streamers lil bro
alright, I'll take it
>>582445239https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ICU6Zn5gt4&t=420s
>another loss because my teammates wait until the last 30 seconds to counter swap the 3 people actively counter swapping their one and only tanklmao im not even mad anymore bro. yall got it. im just instalocking doom and ball from now on.
>>582446362honestly i don't think they're going to peak for a while after this skin.
>>582446638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UONuL9eALRE&t=400s
>>582446638Why are his moves so awkward and why do they look like he doesn't know the map?
>>582441143>"I know who's been naughty"
Sombra's 38 year old pussy
>>582447389she has always been a healslut in spirit
I bought all the 25 credit voice lines and spraysthat total was probably around 30 000 credits (I had over 20 000 when I started buying them and that got me through all the tanks and most DPS)next, there's some 50 credit player icons to get, and then the 50 credit voice lines and sprays...
>>582447339He's really, really bad.
>>582447389I'm a bad bad boy, sombra needs to punish me by forcing me to eat her sweaty pussy and asshole YUM YUM YU-I mean "oh noooo don't fuck my face with your latina pussy"
>>582447560This is literally the worst possible thing you can do with your credits btw.
sombra and doctrine every single game for a month soonready?
>>582444387my two most played heros are hog and zen and my vault was hog and zen
>>582448203It'll be me playing them both so why not
>>582447538I love me a younger woman
>>582447261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UONuL9eALRE&t=778s
>>582448203I'm a hitscan support player this is heaven for me.
>>582447560
>>582448371
https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/582262740#p582262740:~:text=27t%5Fmove%5Fthe%5Fpayload
stop flooding mrg with your dog shit takesthank you
>>582448693who?
>>582448693You should report them for hate speech.
>>582437774https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_It's_called_a_marathon%2C_but_once_I_do_it_they'll_call_it_a_Tracer-thon!_Yeah.ogg
>>582448693im mrgin my shit rn
him
>>582448156source?I'm not saying it's not, but I figured it makes my lootboxes give me "higher quality" items, even the common onesplus, I have a favourite skin for every hero I play already, I don't need them for anything specific
>>582368132is there any cute render of them together?
play together call your targets
>>582449319Press F1 on the lootbox screen. Drops have fixed rates and if you max out a rarity it doesn't raise your chances of getting higher ones, you just get extra boxes at a crappy conversion rate.The best thing to do is buy the OW1 legendaries that are 1000 then 1500 credits to reduce the pool and increase the chances of getting OW2 shop skins you can't buy with credits.
i'm turning around look at the orisa orisa orisa orisa orisa orisa (shoots at ana)
>>582449490
>>582449635>orisa orisa orisa orisa orisa orisamy brain when im horny
>>582448963https://voca.ro/1bSDS1ph4wAc
>log on>first match>rein goes 3-11>sojourn goes 1-7>other DPS is playing mystery heroes>lucio is spamming chat>log offguess I'll do choresnot letting gavin do it to me today
i love sugma but hate his ult...
>>582449984>other DPS is playing mystery heroesI actually did it a few matches ago.
Every. single. time.
>>582450398Juno has 60 skins kekaroo.
It's racist schizo melty time again
>>582450398why do you own so few skinswait youre actually a tourist lmao
>>582448363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCjRzNJ4SIo&t=240s
This cat hero compared to any other support feels like I have like a completely new part of the brain freed up to think about the game cause everything is so braindead and simple that you can just focus on things like ults and ult economy and what my team wants to do it actually feels like some sort of cheat code for the role.
>>582450496Apply filters. Juno has 23 combined premium skins Mythic and Legendary. Epic skins are bloated with garbage because they give every hero these awful Esports recolors nobody uses.
>>582450576of course it is, tourist posting isn't just a meme
>>582450513>racist>Baptiste has 17 skinsYeah you're right, Overwatch is racist.
>>582450398not fair when the kiriko skins they make are bangers while all the other heroes get scraps
>>582450756I switched to main support at the beginning of OW2 and that's kind of the point of the subrole. Direct output is simplified so you can prioritize other responsibilities.
>>582450690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPHS-GsJ9ao&t=210
>you didn't waste 1000s of dollars like a paypiggy on every skin in the shop, t-tourist!
>>582451127actual exhibitionist lmao
revved
>>582451162>you have to pay to get skinsTime to go back.
>>582451162kek he actually got triggered cause he outed himself
>>582451127https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7Fm12D3aJ8k
>>582451383>>582451424Seething Kiriko mains
>dives starts in 5 days
>>582451424Embarrassing desu
Tracer, Lucio, Widowmaker, Soldier 76, Shion, Echo, and Genji are the only real characters. If you play anything else you may as well be cheating.
>>582450781Flats said that Juno sells more skins, sweetie.
>>582451508https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5iafULNkkWw
>>582451508HE'S 27!?!
>>58245202430 now
Is Gaming4Hope LTG of Overwatch.>>582452024I think he is 30 now
The funniest thing about Gamin4hope is that he's better than the average player and the average poster in here
>>582452207Good thing i'm above average.
>>582452207Shitposting aside, could he achieve his dream if he was actually serious?
>>582452436rape rape rape plap plap plap
>>582452436looks like a boy
40 yo hags don't look like this
>>582452201I know next to nothing about g4h but he's not like, clever or talented or funny, right? just dogshit and retarded? LTG is fucking clever in his own way and good with words, he's a good entertainer. My vague impression of G4H is that he's closer to DSP, an oaf.
>endorsement level 2 support main
>>582452436Just go outside and you'll see hotter people than this within minutes
How did she (the one on the left) become so niche?
>>582452436>>582452662Why does she dress like this? It looks like old fashioned undergarments. I'd be embarrassed if my adult daughter and/or wife were dressed like that to a restaurant.
>>582453104They nerfed her until you had to be able to aim as well as a dps hitscan.
>>582452835Yeah it's dsp all over again. He should have been ignored and given up ages ago but all the attention from these retards with nothing better to do than obsess over shitters to feel normal themselves keeps him in business.
>>5824531241. it's "elegant gothic lolita" fashion, or "EGL"2. she dresses and looks like that because she's a weird mentally ill femcel
>>582453104her thing was big bullet hitscan with no utilitynow she is just normal bullet hitscan competing with bloated support kits
good night junogood night meigood night orisa
>next season is double dps support releaseHow do we save the tank role?
>>582453514It looks bizarre and fetishistic.
Good thing I dodged!Special delivery!*dies*
>>582452428No. Insufficient talent plus didn't grind anything with a transferable skillset in his formative years. In chess 14 is considered too old to start if you want to be top level
>>582453938good night anon
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Vendetta_-_%28prolonged_screaming%29_%283%29.ogghttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Echo_-_%28prolonged_screaming%29_%282%29.ogghttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Va_-_%28prolonged_screaming%29_%283%29.ogghttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_%28prolonged_screaming%29_%283%29.ogghttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Sombra_-_%28prolonged_screaming%29_%281%29.ogghttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Illari_-_%28prolonged_screaming%29_%282%29.ogghttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Shion_-_%28prolonged_screaming%29_%281%29.ogg
is captcha fucked for anyone else? it rarely loads or it's slow as fuck>>582455285>sees fats https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Echo_-_I_wish_I_could_eat.ogg?ae247
>>582455285
>>582454770Because she’s basically wearing underwear instead of the dress thats meant to go over it
>>582367980what is her endgame?
>>582452436Eating Doria out like a bday cake.
>>582456380Setting up a bomb that could be easily disabled by a hacker
>>582452436
>>582451924https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2al6e742Ny8
>>582421174
>>582457536Medlas…
>>582454739they had no fucking business nerfing dmon before that nonsense>>582456920cumkissing this bitch after she sucked every drop of load out of your balls would be NEXT LEVEL
>>582453104She does damage and healing. That's not niche.Her problem is the opposite, she has no niche.
guys guys guys.. jake has a... jake has.. JAKE HAS A RIPTIRE guys guys jake has a-
>>582456920Do you think she can go all the way down to the objective?
Make sure whoever made Vendetta and Shion the game director. And fire whoever made every other new character since OW2.
jake is a bot burgerjake is a bot burgerjake is a bot burger
Is the ghost of 2018 esports haunting the thread or something
guys jake is.. jake is in my... jake overwatch is in my house.. jake.. JAKE HAS A.. JAKE HAS A KNIFE GUYS
>enemy tank>extremely disciplined, patient, level-headed player who prioritizes engagements and area denial>never dies, never sells, always in the right spot, always a pain in the ass>my tank>middle-aged man with down syndrome and severely high blood pressure>always dying, always selling, never in the right spot, always inting
>>582459116JAKE IS MAD BECAUSE HE IS BAD
>play Doomfist>play like absolute ass>it's okay because my aggressive Torbjorn is carrying us>swap to attack>can't take first point>he swaps to Hanzo and gets 4 elims immediately
I love Lena and Olivia
so I remmbered why I didn't play OW all season after buying the battle pass with my coinsbecause the game is fucking insufferable dogshit and I fucking hate playing it and i hate everyone who plays it and wanty to fucking drag them and their mothers and their fathers and any children or nieces or nephews they have behind my car and f ucking drive nails into their balls wioth a hammer worthless fucking subhbuman faggots all of them fucking kill them brutally horribly torturously fucking take a hack saw to each of their fucking etard limbs holy fuck KILL overwatch polayers
>>582462117Ok Wang.
he is pure garbagehe is pure trashhe is a garbage disposalhe is a dumpster lobster dumbster
>>582400452I couldn't stand how fucking gooner the game isLike hey that's a fun Captain America outfit but because of the 3rd person I'm stuck staring at his fucking ridiculously giant ass all game
>>582461890Idk why but having Lena on my team mends my stress, must be their automated voice calls.
Queue up tanks mains. My wait time is a bit long.
>>582461820Be sure to type "tank diff" when you win.
>>582456789that means sombra is getting her ass whopped for plot reasons
what heroes do girlfailures play?
>>582467705rein
>Fats going on a tirade telling Rival fans to "Enjoy their slop..." as he has 6v6 open and queued upfatal aura loss, im afraid
>>582467705
>>5824681346v6 is better than 5v5.Making so much of the game dependent on one person was a mistake and makes even fewer people want to play that role.
>>582467814ew shieldslop
>>582468134He was always bad at tank tbf, when they first made the switch to 5v5 he lagged behind all of his old tank buddies
>>582467705trans girls tend to play heroes like mercy
>>582468134Everything I have learned about this dude has been against my will.
>>582468253oh the actual loser gf archetype exists, it just isn't cute like the drawing
>>582468134he's just mad because they stopped sponsoring his fat ass and he needs his burger money
>>582468532this is what they say when i suggest a condom
im playing 6vs6 only so they remove 5vs5 forever
>>582468937loser gf archetype looks like sunshine
>>582468405But the entire reasoning behind 5v5 to beign with is that people don't want to play that mistake of a role. 5v5 or 6v6, the game could be improved by deleting all tanks
>queue 6v6>see 3 moira icons>leave and go back to 5v5
>>582469274no trust me, you wouldn't want to see the loser archetype, you'd gain ptsd
being 500lbs while unironically calling a game "slop" is so fucking funny hahahahaha. Oh man, Fats is the ultimate lolcow, he really is unlikable to everyone.
>>582469614You could just not watch his shit
literally how the fuck do you even play dmon in 5v5?I just alt-f4'd out of a game as dmon because pushing was fucking impossiblealso what the fuck, if her shield breaks does it go on some sort of fucking 10 second cooldown or something?this hero is fucking dogshit
>>582469687She's one of the easiest characters to win on right now anon...
my nigga danteh is live
>>582469687are you actually asking how to play the most broken tank in the game by far right now?
>>582469687>literally how the fuck do you even play dmon in 5v5?same way you play any tank in 5v5. hope your have a team who actually plays with the tank. otherwise just do whatever works until you win
>>582469687Pressure backline, escape, hope your teammates actually play with you.>>582469982Gotta see what her winrate looks like exclusively after her nerfs.
>>582469687Shea the most OP autopilot braindead tank in the game lol
>>582469865yeah that's great, she's super good huh????? so how the fuck do you play her then>>582469982not seeing any fucking answers just "DUDE SHE'S BROKEN" even though the last patch seemingly gutted all the broken things about her anywayand yes you fucking stupid faggots I haven't played this patch>>582469989>hope your have a team who actually plays with the tank. otherwise just wait for the clock to run out and go nextI don't even think the team moving with me would fucking do anything her defenses are dogshit, her range is non-existent, trying to move in she'll just get whittled to nothing, get her shield destroyed, it's not like I'm actually rewarded for getting close>>582470597how the fuck do I pressure backline with their entire team in front of them with dogshit horizontal only mobility, a model the size of a uhaul so it's not like I'm sneaky, and while I'm doing fucking worthless side missions their tank and dps are free to murder my team because MY TEAM DOESN'T HAVE A TANK WHEN I'M "GOING FOR THEIR BACKLINE">>582470790>most OP autopilot braindead tank in the game lolliterally retarded nigbrained nonsense
why are you guys replying to bait
>>582457779good mornyan
>>582470954Maybe they are just that dumb. Play quick play and you'd think so.
What if dmon becomes the half a ton mech? transfer of consciousness from flesh to machine escalated into a war.
https://youtu.be/jxwK_jJhUe0?t=197damn yeah this looks really fucking easy when the enemy team is literally retarded and spread across the entire fucking map instead of simply clumping together and murdering you through chokepoints
>>582471019good mornyan!
>>582470880I don't think you're going to get the answers here I have the impression no one here seriously plays her, I tried for a few weeks, but I'm only metal and I couldn't consistently get her to work. All I can say is that the team reliance seems real and at the very least you need one healslut pocketing you otherwise you just explode.
>>582470880Who do you think are the best tanks?
>>582471408Metal rankers do love taking extra damage and spamming heals
>>582471408In metal ranks I'd argue she's a bit harder to get value out of since most players just deathball around the tank.I'd brawl with her and then occasionally dash in to an out of position support or DPS player. It's admittedly harder to do since any competent DPS or support shouldn't allow you to kill them like that.
>>582470880>MY TEAM DOESN'T HAVE A TANK WHEN I'M "GOING FOR THEIR BACKLINE"This is a permanently bad at games temperament
>DPS wont kill juno or mercy>swap to ram>DPS wont kill tank>swap to mauga>"GG tank playing mystery heroes"man you know what you can rot in hell for all i care im so fucking done with this game. just throwing my tank games until the end of season.
>>582472071It put me in plat for my support this season and I couldn't believe that my DPS and tank were just standing out in the open.Made me tempted to play Moira to keep up with the healing I needed to spam.
just boost into backline and sword the ana then boost away it's that easy you have shield and 700 armor aint nobody blowing you niggas up
>>582472454>HardYeah me
>>582434616>their supports/dps turning around to deal with you is actually broken in 99% of ranks. it only stops mattering at the top topThat's assuming your team actually takes advantage of the distraction.I've had times where I've had both supports trying to kill me for 10+ seconds, and somehow in that time that the enemy has effectively zero healing, the rest of my team has failed to kill a single one of them.
>>582472223explain to me what my team does when they get run down by their team because I'm busy chasing imaginary fairy dust kills in their backline>>582472498well that's a liethey had a torb turret btw, no one on my team takes it out or is capable of doing so apparently I just have to watch my shield melt, or maybe I can take potshots at it from across the map when I'm not being forced to do what she's not designed to do which is actually tank for my teamliterally why would I ever play this character instead of fucking roadhog or something, literally just free chainhooks all dayor dva which has 10x the manueverability and can play like a complete retardor rein who has an actual, real shielddo I use the shield while boosting in? because my boost is dogshit if I have the shield upboost against an ana and sword her? my sword is a fucking feather duster it feels like the weakest part of my kit by far, and ana has sleep and nade, this is a troll comment lmao really funny "bro" (I hope someone feeds your family pet rat poison you fucking ragebaiting faggot)
>>582473042Yeah you literally have sex with biological males.
>>582472242You could just not play tank.
brb losing a dmon game
>circuit royal>one of our DPS bitches about map pick then picks hanzo>they're struggling>not negative, but struggling to get picks mostly just spamming down main>we finally cap B>they swap venture and immediately get a 5K and we win for freemaps really handicap some players
NEW THREAD>>582473526>>582473526>>582473526
>>582473042>explain to me what my team does when they get run down by their team because I'm busy chasing imaginary fairy dust kills in their backlinengmi
