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new thread yay.
juan
end update announcement in less than 16 hours
ice jones
I just don't care about anything anymore.
Will there be a riot if there's truly no end update announcement?
does the sniffer originate from the sift?it has a similar color scheme
>>582382150It will take less than an hour for them to copepost themselves into believing it's still right around the corner.
there will never be an end update, it's a fabricated myth by the fandom.
There have been creepers and cats in most of the recent promos but for some reason the one ender eye and the endermen are the BIG clues. Come on people you are falling for clickbait slop. Same retards who thought the sift was a thing coming to the real game.
is there a way to make it so certain biomes never generate in your world via a datapack?
>>582385676if you use thishttps://misode.github.io/customized/?tab=biomesyou can replace certain biomes with others using a custom data pack, that's about all i knowwhat biomes are you trying to get rid of?
>can't stain stained glass a different colordemonic
do you think bdubs killed himself after trying to build with cushions and realizing they don't render from far away and were a giga nothing burger?
I think that you should kill yourself, hermitnigga. Go shill your gay content creators in hell
>always so mad
Are YOU ready for the winter wonderland drop?
>>582389550It's criminal how you can't redye glass or concrete. considering there's no renewable sand method. at least you can trade for glass though but it's still an inventory nightmare
>>582396020That reminds me of the texture I made for a villager to make their arms into a cleavage window.
>>582380631sniffer? more like snigger lmao
>>582401291I've never seen one. I think you get them from an egg or something.
skizz did nothing wrong.iskall did nothing wrong.TFC did nothing wrong.Guude did something wrong, but he didn't harm children, while hermits do.
who?
It just dawned on me I don't have to build in a medieval style
>>582311473>they think they shifted Minecraft image enough to the point of Minecraft franchise/ip popping up whenever you hear them talking about Minecraft instead of base game>>582360887>a dev clarifies that “next chapter” refers to minecraft as a franchiseif your expectations are low at worst you'll be right, at best you'll be pleasingly surprisedsorry for being right once again
>>>/hermitslop/
>>582409068>>a dev clarifies that “next chapter” refers to minecraft as a franchiseIt's over.Today will be a shitstorm
I'm scared.
just saw a large salmon and also got scared
are you excited for minecon
>>582414896This name is problematic. We use "Minecraft LIVE" here instead. And I think it's gonna be a BLAST!
I am not currently in a BLAST mood. I await to be pleasantly BLASTed.
I am more interested in what big update MightyMightPlays67 delivers, than minecraft live slop.I didn't update to the cushion drop either, because updating datapacks isnt worth it, fuck that.
does the elytra trick with punch II arrows still work? cba to make a creeper farm
>>582411367Xie should consider ximself lucky xie still has enough power to drag a coerced, insincere apology out of anyone.
>>582416236either player hitbox in elytra is way smaller now or its way harder to hit yourself with an arrow (mojang stands against selfharm so it makes sense), if you have stacks of windcharges lying around without use you could make elytra jump pads to get between points of interests
Have they disavowed Eefo yet since Skizz is the one that invented it?
Six (6) more hours until minecraft is changed forever, and we all kneel and kiss Agnes’ feet for ever doubting her
I like swedish accents.
>still no ender orc
>>582419389But we don't even have normal orcs in the game.
I want them to implement something akin to those LoD mods like Distant Horizons into the base game.I've been forever spoiled by them, and I don't think I can go back to playing without it.
>>582420040piglins are basically minecraft's version of orcs
>>582420152>zoom in>illusion ruinedHow do you deal with this?
Does anyone else get stuck in a builder's paralysis because they don't want to mess up the landscape they already created?
>>582420152LODs will make world look flat, crammed and noisy with structures. This also kills reasons for them expanding on exploration maps, making lodestone cheaper to craft and straw bed addition.Current version has least incentive for me to use F3 debug menu to lookup my coordinates, I've been orienting myself with maps, compasses, landmarks, hand-made towers and tunnels around world, all navigational items stack up to 64 too so you can hoard maps and compasses in one slot with a bundle. I would welcome being able to color compasses though.
>>582420152That'd be cool.>>582420346Simple. Just never zoom in.
>sift in 2027 before the endmojang are out of their fucking minds
>>582420040>>582420246>still no ender goblins
>>582421514you mean you’re NOT excited for vanilla blub?
>>582416236>>582416575you can use geysers to launch yourself now
>can't make a chocolatte cake>can't make a cheesecake>can't make an apple pie>can't cook eggs>can't make chocolatte bars>can't turn milk into cheese>can't eat squidsI want more food options
>>582420246they're orcs but we don't even get the big ones like the ones in legends or the film
>>582423052cake and pumpkin pie are already useless foodsif they add a bunch of new foods it'd have to come with a food rework that gives them unique benefits
>>582423052There’s not much point in adding new foods unless they do a complete revamp of the hunger system
>>582424515>pumpkin pieyou end up with quite a lot of this from levelling up farmer villagers so it can be a good in between food before you have enough emeralds to consistently get golden carrots
>>582424723they just need to copy Matcha Flavored
>>582420830>will make world look flat, crammed and noisy with structuresBecause it is flat, crammed and noisy with structures.The solution is to stop generating them in a noisy, flat and crammed way.Is it really so hard to have themed continents?
>>582426528>Is it really so hard to have themed continents?It isn't but it would only please Java chuds that would never give a dime to Microsoft because they brought the game 15 years ago. It would also suck for little Timmy because he doesn't want to boat for 2 hours to get to desert.
With the ice update, do we get to deport the enderman back to their dimension?
3.5 hours until IT arrives
is everybody enjoying the new cushions so far?
>>582422420>we have no normal goblins yet
Some leaked announcements>Minecraft themed restaurant opening in American Dream (right across from the FNAF restaurant)>Minecraft: Descent, a gacha spin off developed by Netease>Minecraft: Speedrunners, an anime series by Studio Trigger
I do not understand all the jimmy rustling over an end update.We already had one.
>>582433057prince was still alive when the combat update came out man
>>582433057Dude that was over 10 years ago
>>582416236after some testing in creative it seems it's doable enoughnow I just need to get a healing arrow fletcher
>>582433057would be nice for the end to have more permanent utility than "get elytra and shulkers and purpur and then never go there again"
>>582436086It's really annoying to do since they changed how bow boosting works, windcharges are stronger cheaper and easier to use
>>582433057If they update the end I hope they get rid of the stupid stronghold ring generation shit on Java. It's so retarded. >Oops you're too far from the center of the map now this structure doesn't spawn anymore. Even though we have ancient cities and trial chambers spawning as underground structures all over the map without issue, and we even do it like that on bedrock, we have to do this retarded specific generation for this one structure on Java because... Because we just do okay.Anyone who defends this crap is retarded.
>>582436936>strongermaybe, but don't you have to have a surface to shoot yourself off of?>cheapernoyou have to find a trial chamber and if you want large quantities of them also setup a farm - at which point I'd just make a creeper farm>easier to usetrue
>>582431606>needs a normal version of something before the alternative dimension version could exist.that sounds boring>still no ender werebeast
>>582437384Never understood why they thought that was a good idea. It's giga-aids for high pop servers.
>>582437507>need groundyou can simply elytra bhop and throw a windcharge when you hit the ground, you can also do this off of just 1 block of ground(this takes you up over 40 blocks up and over a 100 if you do it again after your first boost)(if you wanna look more into this checkout some macepvp vid or guide)>farm is so much investmentwindcharges are stupidly easy to farm, you can pieray for a trial chamber and then just make a box around a spawner, and do it twice every 15 minutes if you do normal then ominous, on top of that with a looting sword the breezes drop 5-7 rods, which then each give you 4 wind charges, it 100% is cheaper
I hope this will be revealed in the live.
>>582425410unironically thismatcha has a few issues that annoy me, but the food/hunger system is greati would love a dedicated cooking station block though
>>582437384 >>582438260Are strongholds data-driven yet? I imagine they'll do an overhaul when they finally port them to the jigsaw system they're using for the other structures.When they do that I really hop they add a ground-level entrance, like in the original idea.
>>582439384I remember being so hyped when jeb first teased that image...
>>582439384>>582440852Still looks so cool and invites exploration like instinctively even if I know what to expect I want to hop in that thing and look around.
>>582439384I always thought that concept was cool. I'd hope they'd add more enemies or some sort of challenge more interesting than a few silverfish. Nether fortresses are still my absolute favorite dungeon, especially after they added wither skeletons. Skellies are strong and inflict poison, blazes attack from range and light fires, ghasts attack you in the open sections over the lava oceans, it's perfect. They've added a lot of cool dungeons over the years too: mansions, monuments, bastions, trial chambers. Strongholds should be a final dungeon that you'll want to prep for, but they've always just been a maze to get lost in while looking for the portal.
>>582420607I get it, anon, because that looks kino
30 minutes until /mcg/ BEGS Agnes for forgiveness
>>582442165>Strongholds should be a final dungeon that you'll want to prep forControversial opinion; I think you should be required to visit various other structures in the game before you can go to the End, similar to that End Remastered mod.Of course that only makes sense if they actually add even more content there after you defeat the Dragon.
>15 minutes of pre-showwhy is it so short
20 minutes until /mcg/ permanently dies
>>582437719
Please post pictures of what's being announced as I shan't be watching
>>582444541They're adding diabetes.
disabled brown person guys look a disabled brown person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My wife agnes said there'll be something cute shown off today
>>582444541Here you go
>>582444541They’re adding >>582444765’s cock
>>582445093my wife's cock will not be present as it's preoccupied
>>582401716Yeah, I'd never even heard of them until I decided I wanted to collect all the decorated pots for my trading hall and I found one randomly in the only place you can get a sniffer egg: suspicious sand or gravel underwater in a warm ocean biome.During that quest I found 3 eggs, I hatched 2 of them and bred a third for the husbandry achievement, and I set them up in a farm to collect those weird flowers they find. Originally I was going to put the spare egg in my trading hall too but then I found out there's no way to stop them hatching so it's just rotting away in a misc chest somewhere.
>>582444997iceologer cock
>>582444997>>582445260>The Frozen Shafts Update
Hey Lois, remember when minecraft live was happening, the people were very hyped and there was a new thread up every 15 minutes
>speedrunningno
IT’S STARTING
sexy jeb
>put the most exciting thing...at The End *wink*ENDBROS WE FUCKING WON SO HARD
>cross off End from your bingo cardsyeah gg
>NOT THE END
LMAO confirmed no end update!
>confirms the end update isn't cominghahahahahahaha
JAVA MARKETPLACE WOOOOOOOOO
They really wish they were roblox.
jeb…
>no end updateNIGGERS
End Update hopium status?
Look at Jeb looking happy.
siftfags looks like we're eating tonight
>>582446147>if you only knew how bad things really are.
>theres no end update but look at this montage of people sitting on cushionsis this rock bottom
Not one single hermit has made a build with these so-called "game changing" cushions btw
>beyond the game dropsyeah it's the end
Agnes' eyes look brighter, like the microsoft money has taken a weight off of her shoulders.
>sends us over to agnes to talk about vanilla>they immediately start talking about the game we only preordered so we can get the cape
>>582446209>Smile Y'eb, or I'll take the rest of your hairline next!
>tease endermen/eoe for weeks>"cross the end off your bingo cards">no end update confirmedwtf did jens mean by this
>>582446534minecraft movie 2 will be about the end thats obviously what its going to be man
will there be an illager arch wizard?
>>582446612grim if true
I do not care about the spinoffs
Mojang is genuinely retarded if they think putting Sift in Dungeons 2 before the base game is a good idea
I want a Dungeons 2 resource pack.
these are the least charismatic people they could've picked to shill dungeons 2, holy snoozefest
Can you just add more adventure shit to vanilla. Like the whole idea of minecraft dungeons pisses me off when our dungeons are literally a mossy cobble cube, and there is one single type of trial chamber that was only made to justify all of the copper blocks. Still no quests you can do for villagers, barely any structures in the game that there is any reason to look for. You transport villagers to a place, build around it, and there is no reason to explore ever again except to look at a new biome for 2 minutes of novelty. Fuck you dungeons team why not put better combat in vanilla, why not new totems and talismans in vanilla, why not new pets and companions in vanilla, why not andything BUT NEW BLOCK COLOR TYPES FOR CREATIVE MODE PPLAYERS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>582446864>Can you just add more adventure shit to vanillatrial chambers were not enough for you?
I kind of liked Dungeons 1 so I might play this in three years if I get bored one day and remember it exists.
>>582446864>javakek whining for getting less free updates despite him paying (probably not) for the game once 13 years agoSilence. You are a leech to them.>star of david in captchaExactly.
>>582446864Stop being vanillakek and play mods already
I'll only buy and play Dungeons 2 after they add Sift to the base game
>>582446864How the fuck did the spinoffs one-up the main game?Yes I play with mods, never left 1.7.10
>>582447053I've said before they should be doing Rimworld-style dlc packs instead of dropslop>>582446980kill yourself>>582447063kill yourself
>a fucking hotel
A Minecraft hotel? In this economy?
Why were they talking about Sift like they've already added it into the basegame?
Agnes footjob in the Minecraft hotel
>>582446864>Can you just add more adventure shit to vanilla.Agnes LITERALLY said that their goal with the drops they are working on is to add more adventure-related content and meaningful rewards for adventuring. Wilderness bound was the start with straw beds(beds that don't resent your spawn) and the new explorer maps.
>>582447270I wonder...
FINALLY THE FUCKING GAME DROPS ITS ABOUT TIME
HOLY FUCK STOP SPENDING MICROSOFT MONEY ON SCAMS FOR BOURGEOISIE PARENTS TO WASTE MONEY ON HIRE NEW DEVS SO THEY CAN MAKE UPDATES WITHOUT CRYING IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS IN THE OFFICE OH MY FUCKING GGGOOOODDDDDDDD
cool
>ice caves>icicles (reskin of dripstone)yeah
...they didn't add this already?
What are the chances the ice drop implements powdered snow or the freezing mechanic in any way whatsoever?
dripstone like blocks are so out of place looking
>amethyst crystal (blue)
>>582447196Why are you seething
looks like they're bringing over snowy leaves from backrock to java
this is shit even by the one-biome-drop standards
>>582447580Why aren't you?
>blue cave>blue dripstone>blue amethystthis is exactly what we needed
>spent that much time talking about retextured dripstoneFucking hell
Add a new dimension already
>yapping for so long about a biome where they replaced stone block with ice block and that's it
>ice zombieis this the juan
ZOMBIE JUAN
>>582447761is the frozen zombie this drop's version of Juan?
>amethyst retexture>dripstone retexture>zombie retexture>zero (0) actually new blocks or mobsjesus fucking christ
>perfect opportunity to add the iceologer>they don't
Is that really it?
wait, you mean to tell me a studio led by fucking swedes does not do jack shit for years on end! Im shocked. Arrowhead, Massive and Fastshark are the same, and all are swedes. Hopefully the new jeet will light a fire under them.
>thats actually itHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAat least you could craft the sulfur blocks into stuffthis is literally just a cave but the walls are ice instead
THAT'S FUCKING IT?
>white zombies stoning efe
wait, that's it?
>blue snowballs>blue poison/slowness pot
HERE IT IS!
BLUB BROS WE ARE SO BACK
MINECRAFT LEGENDS 2
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE I FORGIVE YOU FOR EVERYTHING MOJANG
HOLY SHIT TIS ACTUALLY GOOD
>>582447863I CALLED IT NIGGERS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE FORGIVE YOU MOJANG YOU ARE OUR FAVORITE COMPANY WE LOVE YOU MOJANG WE LOVE YOU MOJANG I AM BUYING EIGHT BILLION MINE COINS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>>582384164>Same retards who thought the sift was a thing coming to the real game.You were saying?
>literal gay dimensionim not surprised.
SEX WITH VANILLA BLUB
>>582447761If you still care about vanilla updates past 1.14 you're either retarded or the most hopeful man on the planet who's face is about to be stepped on by the eternal swede. Six fucking hundred people sit on microshits paycheck doing absolutely nothing but stone/oak plank recolors, just play modded if you want actual content.
call it now how many delays/splits into multiple parts will the sift update get?
What and why?
>>582447270gg
why does the sift look so ugly though? it looks like one of these ugly modded dimensions
I don't give a fuck about fucking dungeons, what's Sift? Is it like Aether?
>>582448376it did look like there were floating islands
>>582448323what the fuck happened to the End....
SOMETHING HAPPENED
I hope they add ice bricks and slabs and stairs if they want us to go into ice caves. Building with ice seems logical and we don't have a lot of light blue building blocks.
>new ice cave biome adds icicles and ice crystalsLet that sink in, an entirely new biome for two new "blocks" that aren't actually blocks. No snow or ice based blocks to build with, just retextured amethyst crystals and retextured pointed dripstone
didnt they say like few years ago, we are not adding new dimensions untill we update existing ones?
I have no clue what to expect. I've completely ignored the Sift stuff until now.
>the only reason to enter the nether is to farm blaze rods and that's it>no reason for the end to exist, it's fucking barren>retards add another fucking dimension that looks like some tranny estrogen withdrawal
>>582448478something will happen next year*>>582448563Dreamworks quirk chungus sniffer realm
>>582448350There's two teams; a drops team, and an update team.The update team has been working on adding the sift since Tricky Trials was released back in 2024.
>>582448523There might be more shitty bricks retexture sprinkled in as snapshots arrive so people would think that Mojang are working overtime.
>>582448350At least 4>The Sift Update, Part 1Sift isn't even included, just some of the new mobs/blocks>The Sift Update, Part 2implements The Sift dimension, but the new structures are MIA>The Sift City Updateimplements structures>Blooming Skies Updatefinally adds a flying boss that was teased 2 years ago for The Sift Update.
he won't drop anything or actually do anything
>>582448623>tranny dimension>build the st. john's bridge in the sift
>>582448791We can't encourage people to kill Blubs in real life.
>>582448523anon they always add more stuff that wasn’t revealed during MC live, we’ve been through this several times
Sift coming to vanilla makes me even more baffled by all the End teasing they've been doing lately
>>582448865there are no blubs in real lifeand show feet
>>582448883If they had anything actually interesting they would've shown it.
>>582448791I’m gonna fuck this thing
just came in, did they actually confirm Sift for vanilla?
>>582448919dude we all know that its because minecraft movie squared will be about the end
>>582448919they're just trolling
I miss when mc live was actually live
New liquid?>>582449062Yes.
How do they still have their jobs
Why am I being made to watch some 40 somethings pretend to be enamored by a fisherprice arpg
>>582449083>dude we all know that its because minecraft movie squared will be about the endBut there's nothing in the end, it's a literal barren wasteland. It needs new content and creatures to make for an interesting movie and today would've been the perfect time to tease something for an End update next year.By this point I hoenstly think it's more likely the movie will be about The Sift instead.
>>582449159damn. can't wait to get in once to get new wood colors and never touch it again.
>Reveal new dimension and hyped feature in DUNGEONS 2 FIRST.This smells of this update being planned for the same time as dungeons 2's launch, except Mojang missed the deadline, and they cannot delay the launch of Dungeons 2 over this.
>>582449218nigga just close the stream nobody is forcing you to watch it
>>582449224>first half of the movie>getting to the end>second half of the movie>dragon fightThey will never go to the outer islands btw.
I genuinely believe the only reason they committed to adding the sift to vanilla is so that they can use it as promotion for dungeons slop. "Get an early look at the next dimension." Not playing that shit die.
>>582449174The devs? Because Minecraft prints money no matter how little effort they put in. The streamer faggots they have on? I have no idea.
>>582449339feels more like a marketing stunt for Dungeons IIget the new game to see the new dimension early
The harpies
>>582449339Almost certainly, and I bet the movie is about The Sift as well
>>582449492If god were good he would leave me alone in a room with these succubi
>This friendslop instead of the end updateChrist
>>582449339everything that will be in the sift update is already shown in this image
>yellow blocksare those new?
Yeah the blue crystal shit looks so good yeah its so amazing you all did such a good job when does the paycheck hit my account by the way
>>582449704would be funny if it's just one biome kek
so the new dimension is bubblegum with quirky chungus?
It's over
>>582449773they added yellow and red bricks in the drop earlier this year with the Sulfur Caves
*dramatic drums while walled foids hold the w key through a cave*This is minecraft now.
frozen baby
>>582449594Is this candy cavity from alex caves but vanilla?
>>582449594>aether but for egirls to base their personality around and no bosses
>>582450193Just you wait until they reveal the Sift Dragon.
>literally every new piece of content is things that people here have suggested and then been told are impossible or will never happenlmao
>literal tranny dimension oh my god, I can't contain my excitement :|
>>582449828I bet my left nut that it will have 2 biomes maximum and it will be a caves and cliffs type situation where they will have to do 3 seperate update releases to complete the sift.
>>582450270... an exclusive boss only found in minecraft dungeons 2
>>582450270The alpha blub is the boss that appears but if you kill it it drops nothing and all blubs will now run from you in that world forever and cannot be tamed to punish you for your cruelty
>"Music" dimension>Opened using noteblocks even>No C418 tracksSOULLESS
ModGAWDS win again
>>582449018>didn’t show cushions>didn’t show strawbeds or shelf mushrooms>didn’t show geysers or surface sulfur pools>didn’t show zombie horses, zombie camels, desert skeletons, lunge enchantment
>>582450483Um lena raine will make all of the music. This is our game and always has been. Fuck off, genuinely.
>>582449339I don't mind them relying on the Dungeons team for art and biome design. It requires a lot more effort and intent than the actual game does. All they need to do for art in base game is design some textures. Letting the Dungeons team make these decisions will probably result in a much faster and more decisive process moving forward.
>aaaand that's all for this live, see y'all next year
>>582450541He said if they had something interesting
everytime I have worse expectations for mc live and mojang always somehow goes lower
>JUAN dimension
how do trannies defend this one? How and why do they do it everytime
The end is technically supposed to be the end of the game what else could you want then a boss fight and end islands to explore for the elytra
>>582210360I was joking and they didn't even add that much. Not even a new stone type and just a recolor mob instead of a new one. Kinda grim Snowlogging and icicles were in though
>>582451141I've always wanted them to add some sort of progression to the Ender Dragon, rather than just TPing straight into the arena and fighting it immediately.
this is really bad
>>582451265>Snowloggingnot saying snowlogging isn't coming but they used bedrock footage to record all of this, not java
Wonder how many retards will die due to not being able to turn their camera up while going to the new cave. (Also please god give the damn shitter a mount or something. It's still a 20 health zombie, no way in hell is it ever going to be a decent threat, sans the ice balls)
>>582450758Cushions and geysers were the most interesting part of their respective updates and they weren’t revealed during the live
>>582451783>Possibly not even that tooHoly..This better be like the sulpfur caves where they add stuff later. The geyser saved that useless update
Well the sift is exciting first update in a while that adds something less superficial
We all caved in and praised them after the heckin wholesome chungus cushion so we all deserve this.
>>582451912>This better be like the sulpfur caves where they add stuff later. The geyser saved that useless updatesulfur caves at least had some nice building blocks out the gate. this has fucking nothing. strong contender for worst slopdrop so far, and thats saying something
I'm watchin' it
>Here's your new dimension bro>Full of le funny mobs that do nothing>The gay rainbow water also kills you>The most god awful bright green and red everThis has got to be the most visual puke inducing color scheme to pick from. How was this allowed, are they ironically colorblind?
Decided to kill negro dragon on 1.3.1. Finally feel ready to look for the portal, grabbed all my stuff and now I hope it won't be 30k+ blocks away from my current base.
>>582451912Everything they revealed is the bare minimum of what’s being added in the just first snapshot, they always add more in following snapshots we’ve been over this
I'm curious about what an update that you guys would be happy with actually looks like.
>>582452575SNIFFER DIMENSION HERE WE COME!
>>582452861the update that adds terracotta slabs, stairs and walls, the latter also being added to concretethen i'd be happy
>>582452861>overhauling food/hunger system to replicate matcha flavoured>major minecart overhaul since it's the most expensive form of travel>adding distant horizons as a inbuilt feature>data-pack support for custom blocks etc
>>582452861I might be weird for this but I've always wanted woodcarving. Make a woodworker's block that lets you carve the same designs into wood that you can place on banners. It's been my biggest ask for a long time. Aside from that, adding some fleshed out transportation options would be a big one. It goes against minecraft's aesthetic but I would like some level of steam/redstone engine tech.
Behold, the new face of Minecraft
>>582452575>The most god awful brighthonestly that's more of a Dungeons problem, the lighting they use looks really bad. Dungeons 1 had the same problem with the oversaturated/overexposed look
>>582452575Seems like whoever designed it used some heavy drugs
>>582452575straight up a mcreator mod that was made by a 13 year old
>>582452861>minecarts buff>elytra nerf>consistent stone cuts for all stone types>woodcutter>some beacon-like structure to change biome or at least colormaps
>>582453252>to replicate matcha flavouredjust use matcha flavoured then?>major minecart overhaul >data-pack support for custom blocks Agree>adding distant horizons as a inbuilt featureMaybe, but only because it just recently got a stable full release version. The dev behind it has worked closely with mojang to make the mod work already btw, so the interest from mojang is there
>>582452861structures need to serve a legitimate purposewhy add abandoned camps when you could add trader campswhy have a million ancient structures without puzzles or activitieswhy throw pillagers into mansions when it could have been a boss fightetc
>>582453408>Wont drop anything>Wont do anything>Purely cosmetic>>582453489I hope it's not as obnoxiously bright in vanilla. It might look blinding with shaders on. That said is it possible to have shaders adjusted per dimension or are they a 1 for all only thing?
jeb, I hope they go charlie hebdo on you
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2884632122?t=01h17m22s
>>582452861The game desperately needs real mid-game combat and rewards. Diamond/Netherite needs to be way harder to use and should be pushed much later in progression. What's the point of having dozens of biomes if all of the mobs are the same? Combat centering entirely around nighttime is severely dated. Biomes should have unique combat mobs that drop useful rewards that actually contribute to progression.I get this game is about building but we already have a MASSIVE block palette. They need to step back and rebuild the actual gameplay.
>>582454196>Pink dimension full of cute useless mobs and marshmallow treesNot even subtle about it being the egirl dimension
>>582453708>just use matcha flavoured then?I am, but it does change a lot more than just the hunger (or lack thereof).It's also extremely restricted/buggy due to it being a data-pack; eating buffs don't stack etc.Not being able to sell stuff to villagers is annoying, but that would require an overhaul too (something a data-pack probably isn't capable of doing).Something to discourage players from enslaving villagers in tiny boxes for their trades, along with a minor economy system where they trade with other villagers (maybe the wandering trader) to replenish their stock.
>>582452861I want them to actually fix outdated systems instead of piling on new stuffEnchanting, potions, minecarts, missing receipes for walls/stairs/slabs, renewable sand like every other common block, giving use to old structures like the mansion FIXING THE INVENTORY PROBLEM There's so much left with outstanding issues they're pretending to ignore
>>582454501I've been out of the loop as a data pack maker for a while, but those sound like skill issues from whoever makes matcha flavoured tbqhwyAlso is the captcha fucking up for anyone else? I keep getting bad gateway errors
>>582452861>Varied dungeons>Enchantment overhaul that utilizes artifacts found while exploring/by defeating bosses to apply rare enchantments>Combat rework with variations of weapons that can only be found by exploring and fighting>Proper upgrade scaling for tool tiers (netherite is a dogshit upgrade) >unique tools obtained by exploring>Experience level powers up enchantments on tools you use rather than spent on enchantments (You only enchant a pickaxe with flat "Efficiency" by using an artifact, the efficiency buff improves slightly with each level your character is)>Pet rework to make them more controllable and useful>More totems for character/combat effects, totem slots>Quests that can be given by villagers and piglins and a new cave dwelling civilization type, goblins or mushroom people or something>Way more bossesI mean any one of these things would be a step in a direction that would make me happy. There is no actual gameplay loop to minecraft. You get the best tools, then farm blocks that aren't even fun to farm so you can build something. The entire adventure side has been neglected for too long. As much as fags here hate to admit it, this is a survival RPG sandbox, not just a pixel art sandbox. The sift is fine but...what do you do there? Grab the new wood color and the pink blocks? Lead a couple new animals through the portal to put them in your zoo collection? There needs to be adventure gameplay.
Who won?Who lost?
>>582454692>skill issues from whoever makes matcha flavouredPretty much, the guy behind it admitted he's not that experienced with making data-packs.He does stuff like overwriting vanilla items instead of using items with custom NBT data. Some of it is essential (like replacing the furnace/blast-furnace/smoker), but it needs some work.That said it's actually quite fun for what's there, although I've been playing the unofficial fabric port instead since it supports 26.3.
>>582455047Sifties wonEndbros lost
the difference between player interest here and on other platforms is hilarious>/mrg/>we want real combat progression>rebuild villager functionality around quests and dungeons instead of trading>transportation sucks, we need real transportation options instead of abusing elytra>normie platforms>can you add icecream with ice caves?>I want black wood variant!>hamsters please!!!
>>582455580>>>normie platforms>>can you add icecream with ice caves?>>I want black wood variant!>>hamsters please!!!Those requests are from women and children
>>582455580because the internet is filled with cacas and soulless homunculi
>>582453683>elytra nerfLunge spear + elytra is legit the perfect end game transportation. Even fireworks are fine, the only thing that's lame is gunpowder farms trivializing it all. "End game" will also always be the majority of your gameplay unless you start a new world every month.
>>582452861>I'm curious about what an update that you guys would be happy with actually looks like.The one where they stop updating the game
Nerfing elytra will never happen just like nerfing villagers or pvp abuse. The best they can do it buff the alternatives so the gap between the "best" and the rest aren't so great
>Add sift to dungeons>Then announce it for vanilla a few days before dungeons releases>To trick people into buying dungeons to play it early
Saving you all the effort of guessing and waiting for the update announcement:>2026 Winter Game Drop, 'Spies on Ice'>ice caves added to ice biomes>slimes retextured to be blue>retextured zombies to be icy and cold>icicles>pink/purple flowers>100+ retarded command block/gamerule changes no one gives a shit about>retexture all armour items in the game to further remove Notch's legacyFollowed by the announcement of the next major update, the Sift:>July 2027>new dimension accessible via the Ancient City>faggot cutesy fairy mobs everywhere, don't drop anything or do anything meaningful>same retarded colour scheme they've been obsessed with for the past 7 years, dark red x dark blue>weird flowers and stupid tamable mods that add absolutely nothing to the game>one stupid plant mob that can attack you through walls, irritating you every time you spawn in, hard to kill and makes the entire dimension horrific to navigate>'chuckleberry' edible plant, reskin of the blueberry shrub, hurts you when you walk on it, makes cutesy chuckle noises when you mine it>only one biome>1-2 structures, if any at all>will never be updated again>whole dimension is the brainchild of the same idiot Tumblr devs who brought us the Sniffer and the copper golem>100+ retarded command block/gamerule changes no one gives a shit about>retexture all weapon/tool items in the game to further remove Notch's legacyOh and they may remove the Creeper because it damages player builds and isn't consistent with 'modern design philosophy'
Lava next to ice blocks in the ice caves feels weird. Same as the ores not having special version or the lush cave being allowed to spawn next to it too.
>>582455580r/minecraft is a strong contender for most astroturfed place on the internet tbdesu. not only do they ardently defend the drop system, theyre glazing the ice caves, which i thought would surely be a step too far even for them
>>582460002they should make some sort of cold lava equivalent that freezes players instead of burning them that replaces lava in cold biomes, but they won't because that would take a modicum of work
>>582460002I hoped we would get icy stone, a new variant of stone is long overdue. maybe it will be added later
The 1501 by 1501 block perimeter has been fully excavated. I still have to remove the world eater but after that I can start designing the base in earnest.
>>582455580Half the time I post about any of this stuff here you fuckers tell me "erm this is a building game just play terraria" so no, fuck off, this general is just as retarded.
>>582460309What will you build? Is it one single build or many different ones?
It’s official, the blub is a hit!
>>582461842I'm planning on making my base in the middle of the perimeter and turning the rest of the excavated area into a custom biome. The walls will also be their own build.
>>582462206Useless ass aesthetic mob wont do anything or drop anything. "but it's too cute to kill" who cares it's a fantasy creature. let us kill the real creatures then but "nooo you cant do that they exist" WHAT MOBS CAN WE KILL
>>582462573what are the odds the sniffer dimension doesn't even have any hostile mobs? I wouldn't even be surprised at the point because the only hostile mobs they add nowadays are reskins of old mobs
Got to the end for the first time in my life, full diamond set, enchanted with 30 levels each, sword, super bows, arrows, etc.5 seconds later the dragon pushed me off the starter platform into the void.Minecraft is bullshit.
>>582464173The void is always the scariest part in the end. Even when going to an endermen farm or elytra hunting. Depending on your obsidian spawn you might have to bridge to the island and that's scary if the dragon shows up
>>582423260piglin brutes *should* be big, they hit like fucking golems
>>582443507yeah I'd like that toobut I basically already do thative been playing in my current world for about 5 years off and on and I still havent gone to the endive been to the portal, but im saving my v-card for when Im really ready
so the freezing potion is automatically splash? I dont think I get it>>582447939I was expecting snow and ice bricks at least
>>582449594>what if we just recolor some more blocks?I refuse to believe even normgroids are this unimaginative
>>582452861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgVkt_VHzf8https://www.youtube.com/@Nekoma7/videoshere you go
>What was advertised>>What was received >>582449594Those trees look awful in comparison
>>582467574>>What was advertisedthat's from Dungeons 2 and it does look like that in that game
I just hate the skybox
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>>582456047Ive been playing in my current world for 5 years and I still havent been to the end or done a few other thingsim exercising restraintfor instance, I wont do any villager trading until I finally build the bigass castle im going to have them all live inso ive been just slowly finding mending books from fishing and treasure from ruins, to use on diamond gearmeanwhile im using mending gold gear because you find gold mending stuff from ruined portalsIm having a great time
>>582464627I got a shitty spawn away from the island, so I had to bridge, but of course I didn't even get a moment to start building.In hindsight maybe placing some water would've saved me? No it wouldn't flow down fast enough. The dragon also breaks water blocks sometimes.Now I was going to the end multiple times to build ladders or something to reach the higher crystal towers. I really wonder what was the "intended" way to kill it, the tall pillars are pretty bullshit, and even full enchanted set can't protect you from just falling 30+ blocks. The negro dragon destroys the ladders or blocks as well, same with chests so its hard making a temporary base there, its all just so annoying.Maybe I'll try flooding the floor a little, if the fucking spook won't just break all the water blocks first.
>>582460002yeah, thats retardedit should AT LEAST give off steam and make it hard to seedamn this is a blackpill day
>>582467825I haven't changed my skin since 2014 or something
>>582468103>and even full enchanted set can't protect you from just falling 30+ blocksyes it canever heard of feather falling?what about slowfall potions?
>>582467945Okay but you're not experiencing more of the game by limiting yourself, you're just experiencing less of it because there is no midgame.
>>582468439why even respond, why the fuck do i care
>>582468562im experiencing it *better*there is a midgame if you set rules for yourself like I do
>>582468816no that's just the early game but for an arbitrarily long time
>>582468939ok
>>582469037bottom
>>582420607build a house into that sand hill
I always liked that the other dimensions where supposed to be the opposite of the Overworld.Wouldn't mind a new dimension if it didn't use the ancient city portal, unless there is like some " deeper dark " in the sift.feels shit my dudes
>>582468447>ever heard of feather falling?In all of my enchanting?onceAnd it broke before I had the opportunity to test it properly.I just assumed it only slightly extends your surviveability, not enough to tank both the dragon attack AND 30+ fall.>what about slowfall potions?Can't find the nether wart thing, so no potions for me. I really wish I could, but alas.Also I'm playing on 1.3.1, so they aren't even in the game.
>>582467574>What was receivedanon you fucking retard the teaser they showed of vanilla is very early development, of course it's going to look incomplete and awful
>>582449594why does it have tranny vibes?
>>582463335The creaking wasn't that long ago
>>582469848Yes it was. When was the last time you saw a creaking anyway?
>>582448791he will drop blub flakes that you can feed to your pets to blub them
>>582467574the vanilla one unironically looks better
>>582469429you can survive a 100 block fall with feather falling IV
>>582452861making potions not dogshit
to all the retards that wanted an end update: they would have made it look like the sift with oversaturated tranny garbage absolutely everywhere. i told you so.this is the worst fucking mc live they have ever fucking done, jesus fucking christ i cannot believe it's this fucking dire. i'm just going to fucking play modded for the rest of my days playing minecraft, what a fucking joke.
>>582467825PJ from F-Zero
>>582470896
>>582470356FF4 AND protection 4.Ehhh, back to the mob grinder. I'll probably get like 5 blast protections before getting any featherfall+protection combo.
>>582469191What if we get a sift equivalent of the nether.Build a nether portal within the sift and you're taken to a deep dark version of the nether.
>>582467232>ai TTS voiceover
Minecraft really lost any sense of direction or order with the ocean monument update and beyond. They all feel like just adding random shit to the game.Might as well just install mods.
the sift looks like a fucking eyesore
For those of us who've never spent 30 seconds thinking about Dungeons other than to laugh at its failure what happens in the sift other than watermelon dirt and pointless slime rabbits?
>>582472501We dunno it's not even out yet Apparently it's a music theme'd dimension of sorts so I'm fully expecting useless mobs that just sing when placed near each other
>>582470896This sums up the state of this game pretty well. Even the thread is infested with trannies that can't stop dickriding mcytbers.
>>582472036yeah its an indian I thinkbut his video is full of stuff the game should havejust mute it and use captions if it triggers you
>>582473342>only 5k updootssad
>>582462206I blame Agnes
>>582472501You listen to music created by a tranny and say slay queen and then you look at the pink blocks and hecking cute critters and say omgee that so heckin cuteee~ and then you buy a plushie of the blub to show your support
the blub almost killed the site wtf
drop so terrible it broke 4chan
>>582449594Looks like an infrared photograph.
blub jockey
Is that little trailer thing all you've got of the new dimension? It feels like a girl dimension. The terrain and plants looked cool and felt fresh. I'm not sure what they could add to make it worth it though. The end only has a couple things and even then its main use is travelIt'd be fun if taking the cute animals out of the sift dimension turned them into horrific eldritch stuff in the overworld, like pigmen but instead the rabbit turns into some resident evil thing. Probably too explicit for MC though
>>582474536>the endi meant the nether, ignore that bit
>>582474536it will have literally fucking nothing of use, at all. it will be entirely self contained because every single update numojang adds is entirely self contained. and they will never update it again afterwards. it's a shit dimension and shit idea, so at least there's a tiny bit of solace in the fact that it will be completely isolated and useless in addition to looking like shit, but wow. genuinely the worst fucking thing to come out of mojang in a long time
Me while taking a break from hyping up the sift on twitter and reddit
lol all the comments under the minecraft live like the sift update i hate this world so much
i can't believe they unironically made the wholesome chungus tranny dimension. every day my decision to stay on older versions of the game gets more and more sane.
>>582387090>https://misode.github.io/customized/?tab=biomesvery cool, but I am looking to replace modded biomes, is there a datapack for that?
>>582476563why don't you like the sift anon?
>play minecraft>hardcore>want to start slow and just build since the last 3-4 times I played I just rushed the game, did some farms and then deleted it>build a house, find a spawner next to spawn and make a xp farm>want to build a fountain and some cobblestone roads just to set up some random build later if I feel like it>diamond shovel broke>farm xp to enchant a new one on the farm>need to remove a billion trees>need to remove a few stones but without beacon it would also take forever>then I would need to get the stones to build the road>...>delete world>make one in creative modetime to have FUN
>ice cave "unique" mob is yet another zombie variant nobody asked for.it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is
>>582476941Hostile mobs aren't allowed, chud
>>582476941i'm sure they'll add the iceologer in a few weeks through the various pre-releases. or you know, they just make meaningless changes and additions that have nothing to do with the snow and the 3 half baked shitty snow things we got in the trailer is all we get lol wouldnt that be funny
Apparently theres a singer mob and its a nice warden but the warden hates sound and the singer sings (i assume). You know some designer who makes 140k a year thought that shit was genius
>>582467825Naoya Zenin from JJK to go with the Mahoraga. Bonus points if you use his actual hair color and not the blonde dye.
what the winter drop has so far>ice caves, icicles, glowing ice crystals>calcite in ice caves>ice zombies from dungeons 1>ice balls>freezing potionwhat is missing>zombified mount for ice zombies or strays>block sets for ice/snow/calcite>snowlogging from BE>snowy leaves from BE>small improvements for existing snowy biomes>minecart improvements because polar express
>>582479162we are missing cold stone and ores
>>582479162also it bothers me that ice can border lavathats stupidit should at least create steam or something
>>582473731i watched most of the video and there are some pretty nice ideas in thereweather not being global sounds like a good idea, especially with more variety in the different kindssound too, i actually think i've been playing with the same mods used in that video
>>582481621>hire aether dev>6 years later>instead of aether get gay watermelon dimension with slime bnnuys
>>582470896It's still going to get updated anyways... Let's be serious, if it gets updated, it's going to be something similar to Endergetic Expansion, not BetterEnd.Also, Mojang just broke their taboo on new dimensions, which means that we might get another one in 5-10 years or so. Recently they raised system requirements again too. They might do it again in a decade if they want to add another huge ass update.
>>582483028Aether, for now, still clears. It's the type of simple bullshit that Notch would have added (And never finished unlike the mod team and the Lost Content addon). Dumb bosses and broken mechanics included.
>>582483028Sift seems like normal terrain. Not any cool sky islands world genMojang should just make sky islands a normal world type at this point
>>582473731>just>just mute>just mute and>just mute and read>just mute and read the>just mute and read the captions
Is this just the vibrant visuals or whats going on with this water
>>582485468Vibrant visuals, one of the features is that there's pixel accurate water caustics it's like the main thing I'm excited for when VV comes to Java, it'll be one of the few things from VV I turn on alongside the volumetric fog
>>582483028I hope that we will eventually get another underground dimension later, so the game gets two not so extreme worlds that are sky islands and underground-like while the End and Nether remain insanely hard to traverse without trickery.
>>582467574Guess biomes don’t exist now which means the overworld must be super bland and empty too
Take your bets on how long it takes modders to start trying to back port the sift into old versions like they did the nether update after it comes out
>hey, aether looks pretty cool>*enemies constantly give you Nausea 4*>yeah nm
>>582485735>two not so extreme worldsJeb explicitly states there would be multiple biomes in the Sift and "difficult combat encounters"I havent heard Mojang refer to combat im that sense ever since the Warden. I think theyre holding back on showing the more corrupt parts of this dimensionIm not betting on them adding any boss encounters though. Maybe some bullshit dungeon with a neat item at the end. They did say it was all about exploration after all
>>582486856God, then i hope they go full postgame difficulty spike with this bitch. Time to finally pull out all the stops learned from a decade of PvP and PvE grinding both in vanilla and modded Minecraft.
>>582474536I was looking through what they were talking about the Sift dimension and they said there was gonna be biomes with massive bone structures abandoned and layed out across the map and loads of soul ghosts and whatnot so my biggest copium is hoping that this is some surrealist dream dimension that becomes more nightmarish and distorted the further you dwell into it with the skulk infection or whatever taking over the place and all the souls in it, it would be a really great compromise for both parties who want something cuddly and those who want actual adventure-y shit, I think there's probably gonna be 4 or so biome types added straight up since beyond the 2 they described they said "and plenty more yet to be revealed!". Not a big fan of the palette or blocks we have seen from dungeons and the trailer so far I struggle to see how I could use those in any build whatsoever except for something hyper specific but I guess the same could be said for the majority of the blocks native to the Nether and the End. Just really hope we can get something like the big black temples with big blue wardens again
If the sift ends up being a peaceful cutesy dimension, I'm going to build a massive evil fucking lair in the middle of it
>>582487715Translation: some free bone blocks and another zombie reskin
>>582487715My current cope is that maybe the rest of the colors are found underground/at the core of the sky islands. Not accounting for player-made blocks or even new dyes and other types of flora.
they’re gonna glup shitto this update like they’ve never glup shitto’d before
>>582487836if the devs were COOL this would be a sinister fairy / fey dimension that looks whimsical and charming on the surface, but is entirely inhuman and cruel upon closer inspection
>>582488559I don't know what that means and I'm afraid to look it up.
>>582487836at least from what I can tell, the Sift has a pastel appearance but actually has quite a few hostile mobs to it, I think the looks are a bit deceiving. It's hard to say what will and won't come to the main game but at the very least>HostileNesterCrested SentinelGroobler SentinelSculk SlasherSeedlingSproutand then three boss mobsHarmonizerMonarch(can summon some kind of magic-oriented mob that fires explosive souls, currently unnamed)Sculk Monstrosity (summons Sculk Cubes)>Passive/NeutralSinger (can pacify the Warden and open the portal to the Sift, at least in MCD2)BlubLickerTrillEcho Golem(created by the Singer)and a couple of currently-unnamed mobs. one that looks kind of sheep-like and one thats tiny and has a little beetle-like Y antenna
>>582488989>one thats tiny and has a little beetle-like Y antenna
>>582488989>quite a few hostile mobs to itthat should be a bare minimum for a dimension that isnt the Overworldif this is a relatively safe place to be, then it's basically just a second Overworld, which makes it absolutely pointless beyond the effeminate pastel aesthetic
>>582488989>one that looks kind of sheep-like
I’m guessing they are teasing the end so hard since next year’s drops will be end themed and it will get some small updates throughout 2027
>>582488894>*licks you*
>>582489478very wholesome chungus :)))))
ooooooh that's why it's called the Wardenthe Sift is a prison, and the Warden guards the only entrancethat means there has to be some sort of horrible monster "criminal" somewhere insidethere's definitely going to be an awesome and memorable boss fightthere has to be
>>582490445It’s likely restraining the harmonizer which is likely the boss since every dimension has one. Might be a different boss but that’s what the trailers have been showing for the dungeons side of it Overworld: The Elder Guardian Nether: The Wither End: The Ender Dragon
>>582485727Disappointed that it's not some biome specific water>>582486856Difficult combat encounters to who, exactly? The average Minecraft player isn't that good at videogames
If Mojang has the balls they would make the sift even meow dangerous than the nether even though it looks like a cutesy place and the warden is there to try and scare people away from entering
>>582488894Iirc, its a reference to how things become slop. I'm pretty sure this specific one was in reference to Disney Starwars.
>>582492641Glup Shitto was originally a term for like the goofy minor or background aliens/characters in Star Wars that have ridiculously detailed backstories. Like Ben Quadrinaros, Yarael Poof, Max Rebo, Klaud, etc. but over time it just became watered down, people are using it to refer even to main characters from the movies or even supporting characters. It means nothing anymore.
>>582488894it's basically just wholesome chungus
>>582494678Ironic.It itself suffered from Gulp Shitto
i love blub my beautiful wife
>>582495513your wife dresses like a whore
>>582495929you're a fucking nigger
you guys ever make trophy rooms?
>>582495986That's why she likes me more!
>>582496178I showed mine to Notch when he was on /pol/ one day but he didn't reply :<
Minecraft should add in a Pegasus that is as fast as the elytra and doesn't require any fuel, that will surely put horse as top-tier transportation.
>>582496538I havent gone to the end yet, but ive got plansim going to put the dragon head (+redstone behind it) where that netherite sword isthose pillager banners will be end bannersthe emerald block will be a purpur blockand the dark stained glass will be the dragon egg
>>582497302Do you have a cool entrance? I have a hidden trophy/valuables storage room in my longest played world, you have to put a book in a certain place in a certain shelf to open it. Otherwise, it looks like an artsy room.
>>582497507no, I havent made any hidden chambers yetits just the 2nd floor of my house
so is this game getting anything cool with the new update, or "content drop", whatever? just giving this thread a quick once over it seems like they added some gay ass new dimension about music or some shit? and also some retarded blue mob?
>>582497507>>582498916forgot pic
>>582499076Nice. My builds are either basic or underground/water so I always enjoy a look at people's houses.My probably only claim at being a good player is I managed to innovate an automatic AFK froglight farm. Probably been done already, but I was quite chuffed when it worked.
>>582499076>fag flagskys
>>582483028>hire Aether mod creator >do nothing with him of consequence What was the plan with him again. Just have him code their hair-brainef ideas?
>>582499358its a dyed sheep pen you nigger, relax
>>582499076I remember this house being posted like 5 years ago
>>582499341im planning on doing a giant complex inside that mountain in the back eventuallydunno if I'll ever get around to it though
>>582500550yepI come back and play again every year for a few weeks or months started in late 2021
>>582499071Ice Caves....and an ice zombie, I guess.
>>582500847wow...amazingI don't get how some people say that, were Notch to keep the game he created and not sell it, Minecraft would have been worse off. Like ok, the guy was a slow worker. Even so I am sure that when he would have given us updates they would've been WAY better than the shit we get today.
>>582500092Oh ok, I see. Still kinda gay tho.
>>582439384>Are strongholds data-driven yet?Yes if you’re using mods
>>582489478setting up a farm to kill these even if they drop nothing
>>582499071Ice Cave biome. Features:>Icicles, a dripstone-like block. When exposed to light(above a certain light level) they break and fall, so they can be dangerous >ice crystals, a low level light block that decorates the ice caves>Frozen Zombie(possibly called 'the Frozen') that gives you the freezing effect like powdered snow when it attacks you. It also can spawn wielding ice balls, which are like a stronger version of a snowball in that they can actually pack a punch. Ice balls can be used to craft potions of freezing and freezing arrows.Ice Caves generate with blobs of stone with ores in them, making them a decent area to mine for ores especially because ice is easy to break so you can find even more ores under the ice.>>582502326Notch was barely even developing for the game after like beta 1.8/release 1.0.0he handed the reins over to Jeb at that point but he was already taking a back seat as far as development even before that, jeb was already doing a lot of work in the beta era. He sold the game in part because he was tired of the fame, in part because he was bored, and in part because server owners threw a shitfit after he changed the EULA to ban P2W shit. That was like the final straw
ice caves, is this another continuation of caves and cliffs?
>>582503693no, but technically it's at least somewhat based on a terrain gen bug from Caves & Cliffson bugrock when the new cave world gen was first implemented, caves in the new mountain biomes would spawn with big ice lakes and snow. It got patched out later as unintentional but it looks like they at least kept the idea in mind
>>582495513wtf I love the sift now
>>582452861Shit that makes progression actually fun instead of the same crap for half a decade now
It seems like freezing arrows will be the best tipped arrows for any mob that isn't immune to the statusUnless they add some interaction with fire to make flame-enchanted bows instantly nullify the status, which would make them completely useless
>>582455012This is a beautiful idea anon
are you excited?
women raped and killed minecraft
>>582507183cautiously soadding a new dimension should logically be a big update, but it's also modern Mojang we're talking about so I'm not exactly trustful that they will do a good job
what am i supposed to do with these chests full of arrows and bones
>>582508362stop complaining
>>582495513More AGP shit for tranny players to goon over.
>>582508362Get a mending bowStock them for when you need bone meal
>>582507183It looks lame. The warden was guarding the overworld from the GAYLANDS?
So the Ice Cave biome gonna give us something cool like a new enchantment to freeze mobs or underground structures or just a new block colors and a mob to mildly inconvenience people?
>>582509489Splash Potion of Freezing & Arrow of Freezing are in, if that's good enough for youIt'd be kinda neat if Ice Aspect was made exclusive to either axes or spears to help differentiate them from swords. I doubt it though
>>582508362>arrowsmending bow, though they're pretty quickly replaced by spectral arrows from a bartering farm>bonesbonemeal is used for so many things, i'm sure you can find a use for it if you ever need wood or flowers or grass or moss. Bone blocks are also good decoration.>>582507062Flame on a bow is horrible, much like punch. The ideal bow is unbreaking 3, power 5, mending.
>>582488989I am cautiously optimistic, mostly since the warden/ancient city was a cool concept with a gameplay gimmick that was cool if a bit easy to cheese. There's obviously some sound/music theme to the Sift inhabitants as well
I'm excited for the new tranny dimension
>>582511673nobody asked about your mods, sis
>>582504404That lowkey looks better than the actual caves we got. It's begging to have stuff built on the sides of the rivers
>>582512626The Tectonic mod has underground rivers that look incredible, and the rivers are wider than vanilla rivers. They just flow under mountainous terrain naturally. Also has frozen rivers that under mountains in icy biomes if you enable that. This isn't a very good screenshot but yeah, underground rivers would be sick to be a vanilla thing. Shame we get the oversaturated tranny dimension instead.
>Could have added a yeti to the ice caves>Instead just recolor a zombieThey're so lazy...
are we going to see him
>>582513307No
>>582513307not a chance
>>582513307>dude they gave us a zombie but blue and i wanted a pillager butt blue wtf!!!!!
I hope they add some sort of magic spells with the sift
>>582513641this but unironically
>>582513819>wand has to be crafted with some rare bullshit like the mace>can only cast whatever spell it's enchanted with>wand enchantments are also rare bullshit like wind burst
>>582513819There will be a new psuedo-spell system but the spells will be called "songs" and you'll use an ancient instrument to perform them.Screencap this.
>>582514641>groobler sentinelwtf is a groobler
>groobler sentinel>Grooble - The accidental or seemingly accidental grazing of one's boobWhat did mojank mean by this
>unironically praying for a magic systemWhat do you honestly expect out of it? Just look how “elaborate” the enchantment and potion systems are. It would literally just be a tiny wand that shoots non lethal sparkles with a glorpilucious enchantment that turns peaceful mobs back into their baby forms.
>>582514641don't worry the more interesting mobs you see here will be dungeons exclusive, leaving the main game with 5 passive mobs that do nothing and drop nothing when killed, that exist purely to look cute and sell plushies and be used in all mojangs advertising for the next 5 years. once every 25 minutes they'll produce one (1) single item so you need to build a fuckhuge farm design you found on youtube to get a decent amount before the heat death of the universe. at best one of them drops porkchoks (cooked porkchops if killed with fire) when killed, because mojang is too lazy to make another food.
was the sift really promised by notch 14 years ago?
https://youtu.be/PPfJJH0_dBMorbital strike cannon you can fire from anywhere by just looking around yourself in a specific order. also loads 4 times faster than an orbital strike cannon that uses tnt as its propulsion.
>>582515549wat
I asked google what stuff notch promised that never came to be and I guess we basically got everything except the red dragon. Steel tier became redundant after C&C update where diamonds became common.
>>582515805Kys jeet.
>>582515305The enchantment and potion system were not added by modern mojang though
Temporary lodging 1,700 blocks from spawn, next to a strongholdThere is an old growth taiga biome near here where I want to construct a fire service watch tower type structure. I will make this corner of the world self-sufficient and explore further from here.
>>582515837The extremely in depth and interesting archeology system was. That exciting and intricate thing.
>>582455012>Experience level powers up enchantments on tools you use rather than spent on enchantments (You only enchant a pickaxe with flat "Efficiency" by using an artifact, the efficiency buff improves slightly with each level your character is)love this
>>582514641>monarchplay sinksong once>>582514676There's a mod like that so they could do it
Is the new sift dimension even going to be good?They haven't even update nether and especially the end to match their dungeons counterparts
>>582514641>blup bunny aesthetic mob exists just to sell plushies>licker meme tongue>sentinel pog face>thrill big nose fly>bluey the echo golem >good warden singer>seedling and nester are literally just pokemon it just grows bigger moment kinda grim honestlythe only good ones are the plant mobs, sprout, harmonizer and monarch. we don't have any living plant mobs so far
>>582516329we don't know enough to form a sensible judgement
>>582516329no. it isn't.
>>582516329no idea
>>582516329It’s just more cuteslop
>>582516329No, it's guaranteed to be dogshit, modders already made a proto, it's worth nothing>moddersYeah, fuckers who can make entire updates in under a month while mojang takes 10 gorillion years to change a single pixelWhat the fuck is this shitass company even doing
what would make the most sense as a spellcasting cost anyway? durability? exp? lapis? some new resource?
>>582516824a mana bar attached to you and not a wand or specific spell that regens naturally works best in modded, but they wouldn't do that in vanilla. it would probably just be durability on a wand that can only cast one thing. they're allergic to menus or guis or keybinds or anything like that, so it would be very hard to have multiple options with one item. perhaps at best you'd get a left click spell and a right click spell, but even that might be a no-no for mobile.
>>582516824amethyst you have to magic-ify. or add a new crystal which can be changed into different colors with the magic-fy which provide different effects there's a huge lack of crystals in this game still but hey lets add more wood types
>>582516824Water.Standing in water allows you to cast.Think about it, that makes it difficult to use safely in The End and impossible to use in The Nether, and also provides a clear downside without adding any new UI elements to clutter the HUD.
End update ideas:>Uncommon end stone islands covered with a mess of random grass/dirt/cobblestone blocks, implying the endermen are trying to rebuild their home dimension by stealing blocks from elsewhereAlternatively>Literal copy-pasted terrain generation from earlier alpha/beta versions in inverted textures, negative trees and weird cliffs, lighting bugs creating random dark patches, etc
>we're adding cozy cute place for you to live!>the only way to access it is rare structure located in the deepest asshole of the earth guarded by the hardest enemy in the gameWho the fuck is this for? People who want this shit would struggle to get there even playing n peacful.Anyone who would want to go through the hassle of getting down there hates it
>>582517591I dislike this because it would essentially make using magic cost 2 hotbar slots, a water bucket and the magic wand or staff or whatever. And of course it would just make it annoying to use in general. And if you make this cost exclusive to water based magic that's even worse, because it would likely be useless in the one (one) combat encounter in oceans, ocean monuments. Unless you make it work ujnderwater or whatever.Cool concept, would just be cumbersome in reality. So kinda perfect for modern mojang, i guess.
>>582517591and an alternate spell that you can only cast if you're standing in lava!
>>582516824mana or "souls" bar that replaces the locator bar when you have the spellcasting tool outcan be refilled by killing mobs or through items (bottles of souls obtained by brewing soulsand)>>582517821>cozy cute place for you to liveif I had to guess that's only the surface and there'll be a major sculk infestation below it
>>582517912Everyone carries a water bucket around with them anyway while exploring.Well, I do at least...
>>5825181262 if i intend to set up a base0 if i'm just raiding a structure or gathering resources or mapping an areai have feather falling boots, i don't need water to break my fall
>>582517821>>we're adding cozy cute place for you to live!>>the only way to access it is rare structure located in the deepest asshole of the earth guarded by the hardest enemy in the game>Your egirl asks to go to the sift for all the cute stuff>The portal is in the deep dark and she's scared>Now you get to show off and clear a way for herbased wingman mojang
>>582449339A simultaneous release would be bad from a marketing point of view, in that you'd cannibalize your own audience by splitting them between two games. Having it come to Dungeons 2 first means more people might be tempted to check it out, leading to potentially higher sales. This is basic stuff
>>582451783They have to add snowlogging for parity in this update. Anything else is unusually retarded for Mojang
>>582518669>They have to add snowlogging for parity in this update. Anything else is unusually retarded for MojangBugrock has had snowlogging for a long time and they've never added snowlogging to java. To assume mojang will not make the most retarded decision is to be unusually hopeful.
>>582518385>i have feather falling boots, i don't need water to break my fallI don't carry it for water bucket clutches, it's just generally useful to always have water handy for>crops>washing things away (e.g. redstone)>enderman repellant>cheap quick way up if no elytra/fireworks>obby'ing lava pools>item collection (for mob farms)Water is one of the most essential tools in the game already.
>>582452575>gay rainbow kills youUh, based?
>>582463335It has to have hostile mobs for Dungeons 2 to work
>>582518957there's an entire games worth of shit in dungeons 1 that never got into the main game. it's going to be the same here. dungeons 2 players get to fight a bunch of cool looking bosses and mobs while java and bedrock players get a bunch of passive mobs that do nothing drop nothing and their only purpose beyond marketing material and plushies is to drop a useless buiding block every 25 minutes so you have to stick 10000 of them in a single chunk to get a reasonable amount if you aren't playing in creative.
>>582519290>fight a bunch of cool looking bosses and mobs>screenshot is just big endermanehhhh
>>582519420does the bedrock enderman fire lasers and set the ground on fire or are you just making shit up? besides that's just one thing there's dozens of cool things in dungeons. need i remind you that the iceologer is also from dungeons?
>>582518743There's plenty of stuff that doesn't have parity, but there's also plenty of stuff that has been ported over throughout the years. It's not that they don't do it, but that they seemingly need an excuse, and this is a good excuse
>>582519683I just don't think big whacky variants of vanilla mobs look cool, at least post things that are wholly original to dungeons
>>582519290My point is that the sift isn't a peaceful dimension, since there are plenty of enemies there in Dungeons. Vanilla obviously won't get every enemy, but there's no reason for Mojang to only add the neutral or passive ones, since that would make it feel like a completely different thing. Like a nether without any lava
>>582520180features in side game is not a commitment for features in main game
>>582519290Nobody gives a shit about boss slop
>>582520614The sift having hostile enemies isn't a feature parity issue, it's a tonal issue. Unless the vanilla sift is completely different (which is possible, considering the one screenshot they showed didn't look like the clips from Dungeons 2), it's going to at least be tonally consistent. You don't create a new dimension and make it feel like Hell World in one game, and Candy Land in another
>>582446115I sincerely believe that him mentioning how high demand the End update is implies they are working on it or at least trying to plan something for it.It would make sense to tackle the rest of the progression first anyway.
>>582521712Newest hopium supply just dropped
>>582446303They are extremely useful for custom thrones.
>>582446762It's actually a genius way to boost sales for a game absolutely nobody gives a fuck about.
>still no ender satan
>>582446864Half of the Live was proudly proclaiming that they are finally going to start doing real shit with vanilla.
>>582446303I haven't seen a single episode since the drop was released, but I've heard them talk about them a lot, so it's probably coming soon
>Ice caves>Can't see a single ore in themIron is annoying enough to farm.
>>582522313They specifically said that ore would be more common in ice caves, but you'll have to mine away the snow and ice first
>Scoop the water up from The Sift>Place it in overworld>It flows upwards instead of downwards and no longer hurts youPlease let us maek elebator
>>582452861Manly cool violent shit like more uses for gunpowder and deeper combat instead of gay childish feminine passive faggotry like BLUE BLOCK and BROWN ANIMAL.It's not rocket science, homo.
>>582522679>and no longer hurts youAre you an enderman?
>>582522679We already have water elevators, and geysers, and wind-charge jumpers, and slime-block launchers. It would be really cool with a new liquid regardless, though. Maybe it could have some fun interaction with both lava and water, a bit like the shimmer in Terraria
>>582522782Holy BASED
>>582452861An update that is more akin to something like 1.13 and such. Also an update that would make all that means Survival/Hardcore mode actually feel like you'd expect such a gamemode to feel like. Like you actually struggle to survive and fight and get food.
>>582455012I'd add one thing to your great list and that'd be more involved crafting. I mean, I think it'd be cool if you actually had to do blacksmith work to make swords and stuff. Melting metal and pouring it in a cast and all that. Might be a bit much but that sort of stuff is just cool to me.
How is Minecraft 3DSI think that's a funny form factorSaw it at my game store for $15Never looked into it
>>582452861* Food, hunger, and farming needs an update. The hunger system should be completely reworked so there's a reason to cook dishes made from more than a single ingredient, and there's reason to grow more crops than just wheat* Minecarts need a speed boost and a few new track types (e.g. a crossing), and copper minecarts would be a great way of doing it so that the current iron carts can be kept as they are for compatibility* And end update with some interesting new blocks, since Mojang are far too concerned with realism for the overworld. I guess the sift might cover this in a way, but I'm not a fan of pastel* A "forgotten blocks" update that finally adds walls for polished andesite, quartz, prismarine bricks, and so on, and all the other blocks that feel like they're missing (e.g. smooth stone stairs). Preferably also blue netherbricks while we're at it, made from warped wart blocks - the red netherbrick recipe could be changed to use regular wart blocks instead of nether warts
>>582523453genuinely up there for worst minecraft versions the map size is so so so so tiny and things can just end up breaking after a while i think. the nether is like 200x200 blocks. honestly, it's kind of impressive they managed to get something resembling minecraft to run on the 3ds, but it's not a classic that's very good like the legacy console editions, it's just an extreme oddity that somehow managed to get made in the state it released in. For 15 bucks if it's a real working cartridge if you've got some nostalgia for the 3ds you should've picked it up. Hardly think it's worth 15 bucks but the experience truly is unique.
>>582523995I just kinda like the novelty of a weird portWill pick it up next time I go thereI forgot its entire existence for the 3DSWill try it no matter how bs or clunky it is Idk it just seems funny to me
>>582524247oh it's so clunky, just try and envision how you could make controls for minecraft work on the 3ds and then make it about twice as bad. the bottom screen makes inventory and crafting stuff not so bad though that is kinda neat. one of the funniest part about the whole thing is they kept updating it and adding new things but the one thing they never added was 3d support. i hated the 3d gimmick with the 3ds and im sure plenty of others did too, but that's like the one thing that putting minecraft on the 3ds could've possibly had going for it and they just never did, they moved on to the wii u port instead. if you end up getting it do share how it goes.
>>582513307I still think it’s possible, the iceologer plus a zombified cold mount would bring the total to three mobs while the last winter drop added five>but why wouldn’t they reveal the iceologer at live?Same reason as any other added feature that wasn’t revealed during live, it wasn’t ready yet
the winter drop looks good, i will join a server and build a cool snow castle in an ice biome using the blocks in the new cavei am excited for the sift as long as i dont think about when the end dimension came out and how long it has been since then
>>582524452I yearn for bullshitBet it runs awfulThe challenge of making a nice home base in it seems funPlus I need a reason to keep my 3DS alive, I dont care for modding it
>>582524626I don't like cabbits. I really hope we get some new ice and/or snow building blocks, and it's not just the same ones we already have
What can they even add to the troon dimension to incentivize anyone to go there?
>>582514641the blue rabbit thing feels like it fits minecraft, thats the first time since iron golems i thinkthe rest are kinda meh
>>582516824Don’t over complicate it with a mana bar or anything, even if it’s not unprecedented given the hunger bar was added later on. Use durability, and use amethyst to repair. That gives every resource a valid use case. Emeralds for trading, copper for golems, lapis for enchanting, amethyst for magic.
>>582515876cozy
>>582516824Lapis becomes your mana pool kinda like arrows. Experience is to level up your spells. Durability is for your magic rod. You need to enchant your rod with a spell book in an Spellbinding Table. It consumes amethyst instead.
Comfy and cozy was the deathknell of Minecraft desu
Finally killed the negro dragon for the first time in survival (1.3). Destroying the crystals was by far the most annoying thing, actually """"""""""""""fighting""""""""""""""" the dragon afterwards was pretty lame, just target practice for bow.I think I'll look for some mods that take the vanilla minecraft and try to improve it.I always liked mods that added more generated structures from vanilla blocks.
>>582527727you're bumming me out
>>582525719Strictly better armor
Wish we could dye glass so that only the edges and the diagonal pixels are colored
>>582525719Gender change
>>582528514You should be able to do that quite easily with explicit glass textures
>>582524768Apparently it's also a New 3ds exclusive btw, it won't run on a 3ds that doesn't have that circle on the right side, so don't get it if you don't have a new 3ds lmao.
>>582525719New blocks, some fun new item in the vein of wind charges, a new ore like netherite
am i the only one that hates wind chargesi mean they're neat i guess but i'm never going to use them for anything because farming them sucks and takes forever to get a large enough amount that i feel like i would be fine with using them with reckless abandon. and it's a much more manual process than a creeper farm + sugarcane farm that gives me infinite rockets for comparatively very very little effort.
Let’s call it like it is. The tranny dimension is just another sulphur biome.
>>582528381For what?>>582529918Depending on how you access the dimension whatever the dimension holds would:A) be to time consuming to getB) be redundant
>>582530058You can farm them fairly easily, since spawners always spawn the same mob. It's not hard to build a small-scale grinder for each spawner, activate and clear them one by one, and then drink an ominous potion for another round. You get a few stacks in a few minutes. Also, they have very different uses to rockets. I don't carry them around for jumping or whatever, but I use them for launchers quite a bit, and they're amazing for that
>>582530706>A) be to time consuming to get>B) be redundantMost things in Minecraft take time to farm, but it's still worth it if the reward is high enough. Netherite can be slow to gather, but it saves a lot of trips to an XP farm when working on large projects, making it worth it for those that work with large projects. It all comes down to how useful whatever you get is, or how good the blocks look. You can put hundreds of hours into Minecraft without even visiting the nether if you don't feel like you need anything from there, that's just how the game works
>>582514641>licker>sniffer>weird pink dimension with weird monsterswas agnes molested by a mason?
>>582535281I don't think licker is an official name
>>582535281>licker, sniffer, looker, toucher
>>582514641these all look really stupidI dont like these designs
One of the fun things of playing survival for the first time since fuck knows how many years is discovering things you didn't know were added. Like when you jump on a bed it bouncesOr getting scared shitless because you turned a corner in a desert village and a fucking camel is in your face
>>582525719Bosses that drop unique enchantments/trims
>>582538460camels still fucking terrify me anytime i see one. i dont think ive ever actually ridden one in survival.
Skizzleman is in keralis' hermitcraft video having fun with everyone... what the fuck...
kino village, desu
>>582543128Bomb it
>>582543128that sandstone-face mountain in the back that looks like a big tower, awesomefirst thought is to carve a temple in there, like Petra
>>582535281Diddler....
>>582514641Glup shitto ahh naming conventions. Waiting for the scrimblo bimblo a le cute bat like mob that drops nothing when killed because killing is evil but if you use buckets it drops guano which can you turn into shit blocks.Thanks, Agnes.
>>582502685>the color spectrum is sodomyimagine giving a basic natural phenomenon to homos
>>582514641>>582535281>monarch >monarch mind control
>>582516824exp, yeahthats what you power enchantments with
>>582544308Cool idea. It's a bit far from my base but I will keep it in mind
Other than the mod support is there anything from the Java version that the Bedrock edition still doesn't have?
>>582549327Off-hand functionality?
>>582547462ok you are right...my joke wasn't even that funny I admit
>>582543848dispense some freedom in that desert
>>582549327https://minecraft.wiki/w/Java_Edition_exclusive_features
>>582550626>What is wool?
>>582550626wardens can't reach the top of the portal area
>>582551314Doesn't metter, they have ranged attacks
Construction has started
thoughts on this new gold farming method? https://x.com/Picturd1/status/2101007670140457396
>>582450605just be a hecking good person and let people have rights.
>>582550626The ancient city isn't actually as difficult as it seems since no other mobs spawn there, and the warden will only spawn if you do something dumb.It's not like the end where you're required to fight a mob, which can be a skill issue for many players.
>>582553027him spawning isnt an issueas soon as it starts you can haul ass away and he'll never find youwhen I did a city, I just brought several extended night vision potions and a bunch of extra carpetit was EZ
>>582553027>and the warden will only spawn if you do something dumb.like make a bunch of noise...which is exactly what you have to do to open the portal.Dungeons 2 shows you have to play a song to open the portal, alerting the warden is practically guaranteed unless you meticulously cover or destroy every sculk sensor in the vicinity.
blub fleshlight
>>582557926hahaha, blue fleshlight
Making this is the only reasonable use I can see myself having for the new blocks
>>582519683>>582519991They havent really added anything original from dungeons to vanilla except weapons and loot. Not even the quirky pet mobs like ferrets and all the birds. The only real chance youre gonna get of seeing a wraith, redstone golem or whisperer in vanilla is through mods so tough luck champAt least they should add the COOL mob variants like all the enderman from the end dlc and the tropical slime and pretty shit like that
>>582495513the goyim lost it
>>582514641not going to lie they're all kinda ugly and weird looking
>>582514641I think most of them would look better with vanilla textures and lighting, you can already see an improvement with the blub. The simplified textures and shading in dungeons makes everything look like plastic
I play on peaceful most of the time because the day-night cycle combat system is annoying and dated
>>582514641I predict these will be in vanilla:>Blub (duh)>The Singer & Echo Golems>Sentinels>Sprouts>Seedlingsany maybe Sculk Cubes.I don't think we'll see the rest as they feel Dungeons-specific.
>>582569607I hope you're right
>>582569607I hope you're wrong
>>582569607I hope you just had a good time
>>582569163I'd like some more options like mobs only spawing in caves and in structuresOr a mode where the only hostiles that spawn are illagers
>>582442165>I'd hope they'd add more enemies or some sort of challenge more interesting than a few silverfishseconded
fuck
>>582452583Why the bookshelves and enchanting tables? Why the TNT without lighter?>>582454205I disagreeDiamond is good but becomes lacking the second you start seriously building and mining, and enchantments aren't that easy to obtain to max out your gearplus netherite is a pain to mine already, I think they're rare enough as it is
Were you hoping for The End Update, or are you happy with The Sift Update reveal?
>>582455012>Eldencraftkill yourself
>>582580829Animal crossing player that gets a cortisol spike when he reads the word "boss"
>>582579841I'm not really interested so far, the terrain looks very uninteresting compared to the Nether/End and the mobs don't have very good designs.I'm still waiting on an End Update just because it's been too fucking long.
>>582579841If they use it as an opportunity to add a side-game with actual adventure content without touching the base game progression to avoid tranny melt down I'd like that. If it's just a hello kitty dimension for egirls to go AWWWW at then I'm writing a manifesto.
>>582508362bone blocks>>582515876>old growth taigacool wolves>>582538460>>582539119wait till you see the undead variantthey can't be bred so the only way to get them is to kill the parched skel and zombie that ride them, then slap a saddle on them or drag them with a leadthey feel a bit redundant since they're not as fast as horses and can't carry loads like llamas
>>582581583call it copium but I believe it'll be pretty ambitious.They did say that all of their teams worked on the Sift and it's likely been in active development for a long time (probably since the Trails & Tales update released), with concepts dating back to Caves & Cliffs since it directly ties into the Warden that was supposed to release alongside that update before being pushed back...During the Dungeons 2 showcase, they already confirmed Sift will have multiple biomes and some theme about soul catching and music/sound. I think it'll be more substancial than the Nether is currently.
trying to find an ancient city is pissing me off
>>582582851>more substantial than the netherThe nether update was basically some new wood variants plus an ugly procedurally generated structure full of zombie reskins and no interesting loot except a record. How could it ever be less substantial than that?
>>582581583>If it's just a hello kitty dimension for egirls to go AWWWW at then I'm writing a manifesto.this
>>582586701>ignoring the multiple biomes added in the nether updatealso come the fuck on anon the nether update was one of the largest in the game's history
is this the type of area ancient cities spawn at
>>582587259I don't know
>>582586859>basically normal nether except the ground is red and there's red trees>basically normal nether except the ground is green and there's green trees>basically normal nether except the ground is soul sand and there's some bone blocks>some pointless basalt deathtrap biome that everyone just avoids because there's no reason to ever go therewow
>>582587259Its been like 2 years bro.It's linked to biome surface hight, so anything like +200y tall has an extremely low chance IIRC.In reality, the Mesa and Snowy Mountain biomes have the highest chances. If you know where those terra-cotta mountains and snow capped mountains are, get to digging.
>>582589231>muh retarded reductionist doompostingLet me guess, your favorite version is beta 1.7
>>582589634>literally the exact same shit except green>"OH MY GOD THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!"
>>582589634
>>582589270like this?
>>582591062whoa when you remove the features of a biome it no longer resembles that biome. What other shocking revelations are you gonna show me?You could do the exact same to most overworld biomes too btw.
>>582592134Yep
>>582592298So you admit the only notable feature here is recolored netherrack and wood.
>>582592732The only notable feature in a birch forest is birch trees and a biome tint
>>582592868And did you see me pogging out about how adding birch forests was one of the biggest updates in minecraft history? No.
>>582459559>>retexture all armour items in the game to further remove Notch's legacy?
>>582593705>it's a gen alphie fortnite tardWhy am I not surprised?
>>582593884So do you have any arguments besides dumbass strawmen and embarrassing failures to recognize ancient memes because if not I'm done here.
>>582594093>ancient memesunderageb&
Really thinking on it, how many players do you think are actually gonna go to the Sift? Only about 5% of players have reached to the End and Strongholds don't have a fucking Warden attached to their entrances.
>>582594306I barely go to the nether
>>582594306They might add some new item that pacifies the warden to make it easier for casual players to enter the portal
>>582594306Probably more than the end because it will actually have stuff there. From the teaser we've already seen more building blocks than the end lmao. If the end actually had shit to do people would make the effort to go there The deep dark isn't too bad to enter, you can destroy all the spawners and it's 100% peaceful, no other mobs can spawn even. Easy way is to just tnt the shriekers from the ceiling. They'll probably make it easier to enter at the time too
>>582543128Looks comfy>>582552065>nitter is dead>please confirm your agekys>>582579389did you dieded yet
>>582589231Which update do you consider the biggest prior to the nether update then, huh??
>goatse
>>582594306it's going to be wholesome chungus stardew slop, so they're probably going to remove the warden or something like that
>>582589634mine is 1.7.10, not betroon versions
>>582602212Sift is confirmed to be full of challenging mobs tho
>>582602835in the combat-only hack-n-slash game, surewe're gonna get two (2) hostile mobs, and that's including the boss>1 hostile plant thing that's a complete pushover non-threat>1 boss that has to be summoned and be completely ignoredthis dimension exists for e-girls to make cutesiepoo wholesome fairy cottage builds in creative for Tiktok
>>582603260If that's what you believe then you have not been paying attention, something jeb told you specifically to do.
>>582603418I don't watch minecraft liveI watch a 3 minute summary of the entire event, draw the most pessimistic conclusion I reasonably can, and then come to /mcg/ to doompostand why wouldnt it just be 2 mobs?that's what the End was for yearsjust endermen and a shitty dragonthis game sucks and we're all going to DIE
>>582603651For a start the liquid there (ichor) kills you. Not "damages", but explicitly "kills" the player on contact. If you believe it'll be a carefree dimension because of its appearance then you fell for the ruse.
>>582604050I fell for the ruse
>>582604050just like trannies
>>582604050>a liquid that runs /kill on anything it touchesYeah that's not happening even if it would be funny to see the entire pvp scene turn into unarmored idiots running around with buckets.
>>582604050not only will it not kill on touch, it'll probably heal you
>>582604448it would just turn into regular water outside the sift, obviously>>582604050even if this were true i'm sick and fucking tired of "cutesy shit that is actually dangerous" i just want dangerous looking shit that is dangerous again.
>>582604841yup, basically this
>>582587259why dont you just get a map from a cartographer?
>>582605517why don't you run a razor blade down your scrotum
I resent how world generation is better than ever but there's absolutely no reason to explore any of it
>>582607465you mean down my urethra?you cant go "down" your scrotum
now that they're adding ice caves do you think they need to slow down with caves?I rarely go caving after early game and prefer strip mining over trying to find my way through massive chasms
>>582610492>I rarely go caving after early gamethat's probably why they're adding more caves, to make it more desirableproblem is you only really need to go to each cave type once unless you're building with massive amounts of cinnabar bricks
>>582604050It's just gonna be like powdered snow. If you stand in it too long you'll start dying. So realistically no different from lava, it probably doesn't even delete items too so it's less dangerous
>>582610987nta but there's just not enough to do underground in general to want to explore there. it's simply ores and you can get those through other means. dungeons used to be cool with the rare mossy cobble to flex with but they're so forgotten and neglected nowadays there's nothing unique about them anymore. there's literally no exclusive underground stuff outside trial chambers or deep dark now
ambiance (natural noises in various biomes)water splashes/rain on water/waterfall sprayinventory soundsmob appearance variationhollow fallen logsivy in foreststwilight forest mobs (deer, boar, etc)firefliesspiders actually climb, can spit websspooky jackolanterncolored frames/pots, new bookshelves/chest wood types, glass item framestall flowers in big potsslabs on slabs, vertical slabsblizzards, better snow-logging, ice/snow bricks, ice sheets/icicles, frosted glass, snow collects, white foliage, snowy mobsbreak glass/ice sheets with arrowscampfires melt nearby snow and ice1-block thin ice you walk on cracks and breaks if you stand on it long enough or jumpcreepers of various biomesblind white cave fish/jellyfishvillagers follow emerald blockmoss on stone blocks over time (exposure to rain?)/ivyfeeding trough (put food in it, animals will go and eat and enter love mode)double doors open together when right clickedright clicking ladders with a ladder will place it below as long as there is spacewhen on a ladder, looking down makes you slide faster hoes break a 3x3 of grass or crops, diamond is 5x5right clicking a crop with a seed will harvest and replantgold barsrope (crafted from string)ender watcher blocktree sticks/brancheschests opened underwater emit bubblesaurora at night in cold biomes sometimes, rainbow after rain?echoes in caves and other confined spacesconnected textures, transparent glass that one cloud modsandstorms, tumbleweeds, sand-covered stone textures, mummiesflesh golem in woodland mansions (crafted from rotten flesh and lightning rod)soul fire flames on playerobects on anvil will remain on it and be visiblerising smoke lifts an elytra flier a little bit
What does the sift mean? Like what is the implication? Nether is underworld, end is final boss and endermen home. What is sift?
>>582614701Supposedly where the skulk comes from. The surface has good variants of the skulk mobs but there seems to be the "normal skulk" ones we know below. So if the end is justified as the endermens home then the sift will justify the warden/skulk
>>582610492I literally cannot find any meaningful amount iron without strip mining now, the only thing the update changed is now that i need to find a mountain instead of digging to a specific y level and that now is iron only instead of every ore in small chunks (which to be honest is a huge discoverability improvement for newcomers, but net slowdown in the long term, mildly offset by the rare large iron veins).
>>582615657but why is it called the sift
>>582476563Just wait for the big youtuber to say put out a video saying "The Sift is kind of Pointless", "The Sift is Empty", "The Problem with the Sift", and/or "How the Sift Betrays Minecraft's Design". Remember these people run on consensus so if they are being hyped they will be hyped and you are not allowed to be negative about it until an authority figure says what everyone is already thinking.
>>582476941Can't wait for the Freeze a variant of the Blaze but ice.
>>582602835>>582603418>>582604131>>582605194Not sure what's worse, >>>/hermitcslop/ spam or unironical cat posters.
>>582615907singing dimension + rift? skulk dimension + rift? sift is close to shift as in shifting into our dimension? it's all speculation for now why it's called that. dungeons will probably explain it when that releases
>>582486856Cool, but what about what Agnes wants?
>>582616457Learn this one simple trick to make schizos absolutely lose their fucking minds.
>>582616078I played some modpack years ago that had Blizz's
>>582519290This is where Aether mod dev got sent to to work on instead of the main game. RPG mechanics, cool mobs, and boss encounters is a hallmark of the Aether. In Minecraft he's just there to code their dumb ideas. "Hey can you please code this overly complicated way to open the Sift portal with note blocks, teehee"
>>582617073I'm sorry for Jellie, it probably seen all the chat logs.
>>582550626>tf the other devs hate the Sift but promised to add it>make it so that the majority of players never get there as many people never reach the End as wellKinda based ngl
>>582587259They spawn under big snowy mountains bro to contain all that shit
>was at one point on the verge of being scrapped from dungeons 2>it’s now the de facto mascot of the sift, minecraft’s next chapter
>>582579841it looks like an mcreator dimension mod. the one where you move the slider of the sky color to green terrain tint to pink and upload it to curseforge with an ai generated logo
>>582455012fuck you survival players, trully
>>582604448>>582604610>>582604685Did none of you watch Live?They outright tell you that ichor (the rainbow water) kills you
>>582618039>tranny clothes>so fat it has a fupa>gay ass furry design
>>582460219They have a pinned announcement about the new dimension and it has less than 900 comments.They went so far in their corpo-worship and shilling, that it's a dead space by now. Even normies notice how fake this is.
>>582614701>>582615907>>582616572sniff't
I'm assuming the Sift has multiple layers to it that progressively get more dangerous as you go down. Starting with the surface areas with all the glup shitto Juan mobs, then going down to more dangerous territories with hostile mobs, until eventually reaching areas focused on Sculk at the bottom. Kinda like Made in Abyss or Dante's Inferno. The latter sparks some implications, given the nature of Hell as depicted by Dante, the Sift being a sort of afterlife with souls floating around, and the presence of the Wardens seemingly gatekeeping you out of the Sift in Ancient Cities.
>>582625330As much as I'd love this, I don't think that's what they're going for. There's a theme about sound to the Sift but I can't quite figure out how it ties together into gameplay. Even when Jeb teased the reveal "at the end *ding*" you heard the sound of a tuning fork, and some of the glup shitto mobs have tuning fork and resonator motifs as part of their design. Plus, the Warden obviously comes from the Sift and his entire gimmick is sound, not to mention the Singer.
minecraft alex big boobs images
how many more years until we can build bigger boats or ride on some nessie-esque water mobsurely the happy ghast sets a precedent for something like this
minecraft alex woman naked
>>582579841It looks boring and ugly
>>582628902turn on your monitor
>>582579841>aether @ home
minecraft blub big butt images
>>582627120>>582628351>>582631628this isn't google lil bro
There's no coming back from this. I hope you're all aware.
>>582632630*switches version to b1.7.3*
>>582632630I'm never updating, how about that???
>people ITT were waiting with creating new worlds till after minecraft live
>>582635215Yeah I'm waiting till ice caves are stable. The sift wont interfere with current world gen really, they'll make sure it's compatible with existing deep darks. There'll be no overworld changes so it's the ideal time to start as you're guarantee the next update wont make you want to restart for new features
>>582579841I was expecting nothing, and I guess this at least registers as something. One of the reasons I want an end update is for the new blocks, and we're likely to get even more new blocks with an entirely new dimension, so I guess that's a plus. But I worry about the look of it. Too much pastel, and some of the Dungeons 2 clips make the sift look like the warped forest - and I don't want more teal. Fuck teal, it's great but we have enough of it. In other words, I'm still on the fence
>>582636843I hope the other biomes look far different. There's way too much red, pink and teal shown so farWe truly need more dark blue blocks instead, this icy caves update isn't even giving us that. If they want to treat dark blue as foreign in the overworld we better get sapphires or something in the sift
>>582604050No, they said "damages". Apparently it also steals your souls (currency?) in dungeons, but I don't know if that will translate to vanilla
>>582615759Go caving, it's by far the most efficient way to gather resources early-mid game
>>582637393They might be saving blues and purples for the inevitable end update, sadly, but hopefully we at least get some darker greens and yellows. I hope the pastel biome is just the start, and things get progressively darker/more saturated as you progress further into the dimension. But man, if they're doing some sort of sculk thing, they might end up reusing a lot of blocks we've already seen
So the ice caves only spawn under freezing biomes? It'd be cool if they had a rare chance to spawn in deepslate under any biome.
When will they make create mod a part of vanilla
We still don't even know what the dimension looks like apart from the grass and the trees.
>>582642690it'll probably look like this
>>582640053I thought the Create guy worked for Hytale or Vintage Story now. Swear i saw a tweet like "something our new hire is working on ;-)" and it was basically just Create
I thought the Sift was a candy dimension with cotton candy and gummy bears. Will Mojang be adding a diabetes status effect?
>>582642856hell yeah bros lets play the new update with the blup. i'm going to make a licker ranch protected by some groobler sentinels to keep out the spouts.
I think the Sift looks pretty cool if they manage to add something worth doing there it will be ok. I doubt it though.
>>582642769>the ground is entirely dead coralMan, block vomiters are going to freak
ill agree that a new dimension is cool on paper (not that it makes up for how dogshit the ice caves are), but everyone getting excited about it seems to be forgetting that this is current year mojang were talking about. its going to be incomplete and shallow
>>582642769I realize this isn't realistic, but it's what I want
>>582643334are those racial slurs?
>>582645690nobody is excited about it, though
>>582615759you can find a ton of iron (like stacks of ores) next to each other if you find a cluster of it
>>582649020he's just being a babyI never strip mine and I have several stacks of iron blocks sitting around never getting used
is the sniffer the worst mob?
>>582649465the muh endangered useless mobs like panda/polar bears arethe sniffer at least gets you something nothing else does. half the modern mobs do literally nothing new
>>582649465mooshrooms are retarded imo and rare as fuckbeen playing since 2014 and still never seen onepandas are pointless and pandering (pun)I also dont care for copper golemssniffers are neat if only because of their weird shape and how big they arethey are the biggest terrestrial mob I think
>>582642813Never heard of this.
>>582645867Not yet, but I'm working on it!
>>582650146https://www.gamesradar.com/games/rpg/hytale-devs-hire-minecraft-modders-behind-incredible-create-mod-teasing-that-it-opens-the-door-to-automation-and-a-whole-lot-more-in-their-sandbox-rpg/
>>582650031>mooshrooms are retarded imo and rare as fuckThey only spawn on mushroom islands, so unless you've visited one of those it makes sense you've never seen one. I like them. Unique mobs, whether variants like the mooshroom or types like the camel and panda, bring some life to the world. Gives you something new to see and discover when you're exploring
>>582650405>hytaleHuh.>As for what the Create modders are doing with Hypixel Studios, they state, "Our role there is to improve the core game first. There is still some foundational work to be done before something like animated mechanical systems could even be considered.">But, their message also reads, "I will do my best to convince them" – so, you know, don't rule out Create-esque content in Hytale just yet. It might happen… one day, anyway.Well I guess Create won't be part of vanilla Hytale anytime soon either.
>>582650031mooshrooms are one of the most resource-rich mobs, it's just that mushroom biomes are so rare you might never encounter them.
>>582650616At least it shows they're working on something. I'm holding of playing Hytale until they're out of early access, which is likely 4+ years from now regardless, so I don't mind if they take their time
>>582642291>>582642483ywnbaw
>>582650607ive seen three in my time, including two in my current worldstill no moomoos though
>>582650031copper golems are amazing once you figure them outyou can have them act as collectors, sorts or even enable enderpearl teleportation stations around your world. easily one of the best mobs in years, massive glow up from the useless " it press buttons" that was teased before
I think it makes sense that the new dimension looks like that since both the nether and end are like wastelands or some shit (i guess not the new nether). I still feel like it looks too bright and retarded but I'll wait to see it in game
>>582650607I got 3 massive islands in my world. 2 next to each other
>>582652435And then an even bigger one some 4k blocks from the first 2I'd like to turn them into custom islands at some point with gigantic mushrooms
>>582618832u right fuck that list I want uhhhh green wood
>>582652435I only got these tiny thingsno cows
Bread>>582654986>>582654986>>582654986>>582654986>>582654986
>>582653091>no cowsthat just means you have too many passive mobs in loaded chunks so you are already at the passive mob cap. go cull some mobs and you'll get mooshrooms spawning there
>>582653091>unfinished mapsBitch, you live like this?
