Previous: >>582431474>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: NONE>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
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>>582468216spe cute
Is this card good?
This bread will be worse.
>Falcon fags are the new "knower" nowIntredasting
Tachyon LOVE
With only 4 hours and 30 minutes left before the start of the Officers Cup lets take a look into our field of 16 in the incoming race. Each color highlights how many members did a club fielded in for a total of 11 clubs consisting of:Purple- 2 aces>autis/uma/>Dacchis>/uma/club>Uma&co>TamaloveBlue- 1 ace>brick-182>mambo>Honsefun>Buttsweatred- invader clubssurprisingly we got 2 invader clubs this time, will they be able to prove themselves here, we shall seeSee you in 4 hours and a bit anondacchis!
91% complete:https://jiggie.fun/zus1eNhttps://jiggie.fun/zus1eNNot yet begun:https://jiggie.fun/kdGDVrhttps://jiggie.fun/kdGDVr
>>582468216Spe love
7 and i cut /uma/ into my forearm
hey
Blaze rollers, are you really going to train an ace in 1 day for finals?
>>582468358not me. the data is sparse and not immediately available at a glance. I cant see what the winrate of the actual uma is, just what percentage of team wins they represent, which doesn't help me. I don't see how many room matches they actually ran, either. It's incredibly ugly.
>>582468753my scorpio cup plat came from a vbourbon I trained last minute
ryan LOVE
>>582468694What if I carve my name into her arm too
>>582468753is it true that 420blazeit brian is only truly top-tier for a singular CM? i suppose it's two if you count a last-minute attempt for cm20.
>>582467584I love Air ShakurSimple as>>582467589>>582467787ThanksI think next year im just gonna start adding american and jap races to my personal (and work lmao) calandars at the beginning of each month so i can try to catch them.
>>582468694>4
>>582468728
>>582468494*cough cough* Nature... Why...
dude fuck vbourbonthat shit is gonna be cancer this cm.
>>582468985>I love Air Shakurnobody says this
>>582469035Yeah, I think I will fuck her.
>>582469083I said it
>>582468753I'm running 2 front 1 end so I'm not sure who I would replace for her
>>582468985>I love Air Shakur
>>582469031MMMMM DIRT FALCO LOVE EATING DIRT OM NOM NOM DIRT DIRT DIRT!
Before>"train pace promoted El bery bery good"Now>"train pace promoted Creek bery bery good"Why is witchud strat always to gamble on not having fronts in the lobby?
>>582469083I do.Her mother does as well.
ORE WA SUUPA TAHBO DES
anti-thinking rice hero updateddata updateoption to ignore card bans on debufferslook how meta speechang ishttps://zizard.github.io/ricehero/https://zizard.github.io/ricehero/
wahey
>>582468982she's top tier for longs but she gets outclassed hard by nekomaya, she's a TT queent. gaslight I've heard
i wish my mother would say she loved me
>>582469317wei
>>582469228if witGAWD is truly advising promo gamble super creek then i may have to disavow him.
>>582469228All he said was pace is garbage because of exactly what you said, not that to train them.
>>582469253>Her mother does as well.As much as i love air shakur she really is a bitch to her mom...But i get it, her mom pissed her off in the ways that really gets to her
>>582468790>I cant see what the winrate of the actual uma isi mean a big part of cm is that it's the whole team effort rather than just 1 uma. double debuffer shoves all the win rate to the single ace so they were the only ones that showed at the top when sorting by just the single uma's win rate.
>>582467569Cute! Competitive sex woohoo!
>>582469352
>>582469228>>"train pace promoted Creek bery bery good"i dont think he actually said that
So my plan right now is keep running El Condor Pasa so that I can get some Pace stuff + Right-Handed + Winter Runner and/or February S + Maverick(maybe) + Racing Speed/Stam/Mood with a decent enough blue/pink spark before Rob Roy release, then use it + a borrow that has Kitasan Black with McQueen parent for their uniques and just pray? Would I need to loop more after getting a decent enough El or is she just good to go as is?
>>582468929Fuck off retard
>>58246922820 CMs in a row where fronts only exist in public lobbies and the real cm gets stolen by promoted pacesWhen will you learn public lobbies are not real old man?
>>582468450It's an SR card, all that matters is that NTR is cute.
>>582469770>BBB>cute
Official date for next cm..
>>582469821CBBB
>>582469619it's truemy end xoguri lost to a pace promote xoguri last cm
>>582469896AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>582468450It has great hints and the event chain is super cute, worth using it once at least to see that
>>582469896Does this coincide with the Kitabranca flatline period?
>>582469896>2 weekschrist
I sure am glad we decided to embolden the shitposter schizo by validating his existance for once
>>582469083I do
>>582469896looping until end of month7 days to make 3 acescomfy
>>582469616Forgot to mention that I was considering using the mentioned El and start using it for Creek in order for me to learn her unique as well. This is more or less what I'm aiming for with some leftover points to learn whatever flex skills that I happen to get. I heard that long/pace corner/straights are good? Also considering Homestretch.
>>5824698962 weeks is okay
>>582469896OHNONONO 100PULL KITASAN WHITE PULLERS WHAT DO WE DO
>>582470029Nobody cares
>>582470190Racing Spirit Speed and Stamina got cut off from that. I'm still scared of dying from lack of stamina though.
>>582469358>>582469452>>582469613He didn't say what style will be the strongest but he said XOguri and Creek would be the strongest pace chasersBasically his strat is to pray there's no front runners in the lobby, you use front dom Tachyon and if there's no other front or pace in the lobby you activate all your accels and win
>>582470112Ignoring schizos is the best solution
breasts in japan
>>582470697They don't have any down there.
>>582470757But JAV saggers are crazy big
late nite jong?Majsoul Friends Room 34229(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=34229
>>582470795so are porn dicks, it's not the norm
>>582470801>filled up instantly
>>582470951degenerate EU hours....
>>582470801started holy shit that was fast
gaslighters be like: "pull blaze brian bwo the 4 lenghts from the lead condition is easy to trigger!"and literally every single evo of this skill after blaze brian is to make it easier to proc or straight up making it guaranteed
>>582469485but I don't care what the team winrate is most of the time. I care about a specific uma.
I love Rice
>>582470626he's heavily pushing running 0 stam cards by using stam sparks, speed cards with gold recoveries, and umas with recovery uniques or gold recoveries built in, which is honestly a decent strategy. he only suggested using a front debuffer if you're going to use creek just to hedge against lobbies without fronts killing creek, not to gamble on it being the wincon.
I forgot to redeem my biscuits....
test umamusume pretty derby game of the year
>>582471113then just do this and you'll get the same results as before
>>582471038Hold me back, bros. I am going BEAST MODE!
>>582471246nice test
why bother about shitcod when you can just use end racism spe
>>582471271that still doesn't tell me what the uma winrate is. only what percentage of the team wins is that uma. All I want is a hard winrate percentage on each uma.
I think Biwa is cute.
Is shagging the only octaroon in all of Hong Kong a valid replacement for a Scorpio Platinum?Is the muttssy a step up from fucking a bottle with a picture of Daiwa Scarlet taped onto it?
>>582471413this graph never disappeared bro
>>582471465you are mentally ill
>>582471465what..?
>>582471391she's actually surprisingly hard to build. I am not having a fun time making one. I always miss out on either aptitudes, spurt, nimble, or one of the chain golds. Made one today that had the stats and the aptitudes and everything... except Daring Strike. basically glue, cant fight her way to 6th at all.
>>582471212what biscuits
>>582471465uma musume?
>>582471339*holds you back*
>>582471497Specific instances of each uma, not overall comprehensive winrate. The entire point of hakuraku as a tool was being able to look up the uma I want to build, click the top 5 performers, and see how they made her work. Then use that as a rough template for my own efforts, based on what cards and parents I have.
Is the gold Burning Spirit Speed skill worth it?
oh shitthe FUN event is back
>>582471712Isn't this what you are looking for, then?>>582469302
>>582471796ew
>>582471712damn, i wonder what the win rate of these mihono bourbons are...guess it's impossible to figure out.
I'm burning out of cm... You cannot expect me to make 3 aces in 2 weeks cyjews
>>582471465bro, it's just a gacha game.
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her.4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama.
>>582471625don't worry about it, that one danchou (ha) ate them all
>>582471796what should i theme my team around this time?
>>582471675Never understood why that skill is good before that image. It makes sense now.
>>582471909
>>582469896gotta lock in next week then...
How does that affect you?
>>5824718957 and you marry Fuku 4 and you cum in Fuku and her horrid shrieking causes you to have a heart attack and die
How would you respond to this?
>>582470697>>582470795Anri Okita...
7 and shiraoki becomes your tulpa to whom you marry
>>582471878cool now do it for non-debuffers, faggot. I don't want to punch that shit into a calculator, I want it at a glance. this isn't hard.>>582471817yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes, that looks like what I want. each individual uma's hard winrate and then the full team winrate over on the side. One thing though why is it saying these teams have run over a thousand races?
>>582472213Her breasts got so uglier after the pregnancy...
>>582472250I assume it gets simulated data
>>582471756
>582472250just shill the site next time instead of showing off how retarded you are
>>582472250I HAVE RUNOVER A THOUSAND RACESUNKNOWN TO DEATHNOR KNOWN TO LIFE
Can you post a top tier Kitasan for the next CM?
>>582471884I was really excited to make three aces this time but honestly after watching my supreme racist die after being hit with three white stam debuffs in one of the handful of rooms I ran her in, I think it's gonna be *shocker* another double murmur CM. 816 stam with 2 white and 1 gold recoveries on an end closer will still get chumped by stam debuffs. Why WOULDNT I run them?
>>582472250once 564 came out EVERY TOP 5 for an uma was the uma as an ace with double debuffers, unless that uma had literally 5 teams or less in the datayou would have to go to the race search to find more real teams, just like now
>>582472210>How would you respond to this?>reddit tachyon
4 and Shiraoki becomes your tulpa of your biggest fear and rapes you to death
>>582472383
Just had sex with my trainee’s mom, what happens now?
>>582472580Kitahara....
>>582472291>Somehow got bigger than HitomisA given that they'd become ugly as sin
so what did we learn?
>>582472461yes
>>582471756>>582472383>is burning spirit spd goodit is slightly expensive but, overall, a good skill.the problem with burning spirit spd is that it's only attainable in unity scenario which is inferior for building anything beyond debuffers who don't care about burning spirit spd.
I'm literally Ayabe lol
>play tachyon's story>tachyon's about to drop out because she's too much of a bum to attend classes or races>"will you miss me, cafe??">"...no actually I'm glad you'll be gone for good. goodbye cunt lmao"b-b-b-based
good morning
Winning Ticket is crying during sex again, what should I do?
>>582472250im not sure if hagrag even lists individual races anymore or if it they only collect teams and show sim resultswould you like rice to be able to sort by particular umamusume own winrate?
>>582472580Kawakami anon....
Lets say I wanna train a front for arima... do I need Super Brick in my d*ck?
>>582472757Would this be enough of a skillset if I have ~900 stamina? I'm traumatized from the last CM where my girls just died before the last stretch.
>>582472902she cries before, during, and afternothing new
>>582472902Quit raping her, anon...
>>582472820She lied btw
>>582472993I could replace Maverick for Racing Spirit Mood but I was told that nobody's going to be running Pace.
>>582472968Use your 1LB Palmer and borrow Mayano Top Gun
>>582472820damn this "cafe" seems like a bitch. wonder what's up with that
>>582473084>implyingThe Tickezo cries as she rapes you.
cool ig
im reading the story and THEY SCAMMED TSURUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK YOU SPEEEEEEE
>>582473303>this dogshit event againget me out
>>582472993this unit isn't competitive because it lacks skills, mostly mid-game skills. building an ace in unity versus OGC is essentially forfeiting 1000sp.
>>582473154Mood is great during the finals but iirc it´s a witcheck green, you should consider getting concentration unless your deck can´t slot in Bourbon´s cards
>>582472863Good morning nonny
>>582473391The problem is that I cannot make anything over S+ reliably.
>>582472704I don't learn shit.
>>582473183>my 1LB palmerA-anon? I don't have that
>>582472704That everyone in this general should be beheaded
Can someone explain how I'm supposed to get 900+ stamina while also getting 1000+ power while also getting 1000+ wit while also using 1 wit card because I need to use super creek for a gold skillI would try running an end closer instead but I have no end cards and only 1 borrow slot, so I think I might just be fucked here
>>582473456then you must be a fairly new player? you should still be building in the newest scenario if you want to be remotely competitive. also consider the possibility that you're not playing the scenario properly. you should try to watch some tutorial runs from youtubers/streamers.you have THREE build philosophies for this next CM:>2speed, 1stamina, 2wit, 1light helloyou can utilize this deck if the unit has good speed growth-rates.>3speed, 2wit, 1light helloyou can utilize this deck if the unit has a gold recovery offered in their kit (or offered by a card). you'll need to prioritize stamina/guts from events and hunt down good stamina clicks during summers and even outside of summers.>3speed, 1stamina, 1wit, 1light helloa low wit stat is quite detrimental HOWEVER having three separate aces means that you can risk having one or even two aces whiff an important skill and/or have poor positioning but still win. this is the most flexible deck since you can run essentially any units regardless of their growth-rates and/or innate kit offerings but it does produce less reliable units.again, assuming you're new, then your pool of umas may be lacking in which case you should acquire the FREE unit that is tailor-made for the next CM: https://uma.guide/guides/commander-special-weekthis unit is VERY good for the arima kinen (cm20) and has comfortable growth-rates as well.
getting nakayama racecourse and non standard distance greens is amazing it frees up 4 turns to do something else
did 4chan just fucking die or was it just me
I MISS YOU GUYS WAAAAAAAH
Okay, which one of you did that?
Did you miss me?
hello?
AIEEEEE I WAS SO SAD AND SCARED
was hoping you fucks would be gone forever
NO, YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED GONE
I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you
we're so back
>>582474172Kill yourself
>>582472250>>582472916This is literally just the same data. The site on the right even says "Races this runner won, of the team's X"
>>582474387You don't hate me :)
heh I won 2 jongs when we were down
>>582473847800 wit is enough
Uh oh melty
BWOS I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE ANOTHER MONTH LONG HACK
>>582470801>hell wait furiten suutan failed https://files.catbox.moe/n51elu.jpg>4chan dies right after nyoooooooooooooooooo
>>582474816holy.......that baiman was crazy
ok so who the fuck is angie, and why is she 403
Bros, we're back!
first attempt at a cm20 bright but unsure about inherits? is commander spe inherit that good? been hearing people wanting to use it
I missed you guys so much.Never do that again, you hear?
You guys are acting kinda gay right now.
I hoped you guys were gone for real this time
7 and nothing bad ever happens again.
>>582475147>now
7 and next time 4chan wont come back online
Traina... I was just gone for 1 hour....
Shiraoki brings nothing but misfortune like what we just went through. Now watch as I demonstrate the greatness of feng shui
cm20 status?
7 and the next time 4chan goes down, Fuji Kiseki appears to steal every anon's virginity.
>>582475459clanking parents>>582475487oh
>>582475505ugly uma allen
Ich hasse euch alle...
>>582474986Why are people saying this?
>>582475487>7
>>582475487NYOOOOOOOOOIM NOT A VIRGINPLEASE FUJI PLEASE COME TO ME ANYWAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
why are the maintenance crew at the back of the bathroom stall just right when I'm taking a shit...its only once in a blue moon I have to take a dump outsideuma musume
That begs the question, what would the non discord clubs here do if 4chud went down for [undefined] amount of time
>>582475487NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY POWERRRSSSSS I CAST 7 TO BE IMMUNE FROM ANY FUTURE SEXUAL ADVANCES FROM FUJI
this game SUCKS
>>582475487Nyo...
>>582475785there's always club chat they can make a discord and post it there
>>582475604this is why
>>582475785Alternate sites exist
>>582475785the same thing we always do, play the game and use club chat every now and then?
>>582475943angie are you okayangie are you okayare you okay angie
>>582475943Oh, I didn't get that word on my screen. Just the 403, was so confused.
>>582473303>>582473389>umamusume players when they need to play the game
>>582475785>non discordevery club here has a discord even the umaclub trannies lolthey will call it google docs as a keyword only dicksword troons know about
>>582476119>every club here has a discord even the umaclub trannies lolautis/uma/ does NOT have a google doc, sheets, slides, canva, discord, irc, teamspeak channel or skype groupwe talk EXCLUSIVELY in game chat
>>582475965nobody posted in 8 when this was down..
umallo umadacchis
Curren and Falco
>>582476119then how come the only screencaps i've seen are from the gayerp club
That's not my grandma...
>>582475965only active altchan nowadays is holotower and it's only for vtubers
>>582475965r/4chan?
>>582476215Autis/uma/ is just you playing though
>>582476215>force their danchou to fan farm>don't invite him to the 'cordsomeone save him...
>>582475965When the month long hack happened only 1 general i posted in had a surviving community and it was on a challonge group chat of all thingsall the altchans blow and nobody wants to use them
>>582476462my dacchis put in effort...
>>5824757267 and the non-virgins get fucked by Taiki Shuttle.
>>582476119my club doesnt>t. danchud
>>5824759658ch shit itself ages ago and nobody uses any of the splinter sites because they all have an ego that dwarfs the sun despite being some of the worst posters imaginable, 7chan has been dead longer than most people on 4chan have been using the site, and anything else is set up to cover topics that nobody gives a shit about anymore
>>582476812The answer is... DAHBY
>>582476812this is dumb how can umas add up to numbers
7 and you get raped by your favorite uma the day 4chan dies for real
>>582475487>Fuji Kiseki appears to steal every anon's virginity.We're talking about the uma, right?
>>582468494AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>582476907YES DIE 4CHAN DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>582476907Thanks, I guess. The wait will be long
>>582476907Wow
>>582476812
>>582476812uhhhhhh Narita Brian
>>582476907
>>582476907sorry hiromoot, it's not personal
>>582476812Biwa is 8Taishin is 3Ticket is 5Final answer is 0.This is dumb.All of them are a 10 on their own.
>>582476832precious dirt gyaru wife
>>582476907I will personally kill 4chan now.
>>582475487Will she also make me feel loved?
Why are we getting 7s for every RAPE option? What does SHE mean by this?
>>582476936nope. the horse will resurrect and fuck everyone's assholes
>>582476812ONE
>>582477107how is 8-5+3-5 zero gwo
>>582476907Rice wouldn't rape me...
>>582477236SMART falcon>>582477107DUMB anon
>>582477157>7
>>5824769364 and you, specifically, get the horse.
7 and Ryan gets sloppy seconds
>>582477067>7F-Fuku wouldn't rape... right?
>>582477289Quick maths
>>582477386>67helios would
>>582477318>8anon is about to get spitroasted
>>582477427I want to flop my carrot on top of her face.
>>582477386
started using Aoi alongside Light Hello and Riko instead of another power card and it's pretty good I recommend it
>>582473407As I was trying to say earlier, I haven't run Rob Roy yet so I don't know how the career will go, but I was thinking of running this + Tachyon speed as I was told is a must borrow. I don't know what's good for Pace. I'm still mostly worried about healing hence the McQueen card.
>>582477482ssex ssex ssex ssex ssex ssex ssex ssex ssex ssex ssex ssex ssex
>>5824775817 and you get raped by your least favorite uma first, causing your favorite uma to do it unenthusiastically as she believes you're a cheater and will leave you afterwards
Oh hey we're back
>>582477213
7 and all the previous 7s become invalid.
what would happen to /uma/ if 4chan actually dies though
>>582477724>4Clearly Shiraoki-sama supports monogamous rape
>>582473864I don't have a SINGLE good stam card and I had a huge problem getting anywhere above 700 stam in GL, despite getting 18k+ rating. I had to switch to Unity as everyone had told me and I did manage to get something usable in open and even then I couldn't get 900+ stam and ended up losing finals because my girls died. My main issue last CM was that I couldn't afford to do GL because of my lack of cards + borrow was fixed to be something I needed the gold skill for. I would do GL but I just quite literally cannot get enough stam and "just borrow bro" isn't going to be good enough because I don't have any usable parents.
4 and 4chan stays dead next time7 and 4chan stays up forever and (you)'re here forever
>>582477527>7AIIIIEEEEEE
I don't deserve love.I hope I can die soon.
7 and a dark uma win 4 and this is the last officer cupanything else and one of the favorites win
>>582468216Guys how do you get 900 stamina in grandlive, do we abandon wit? I feel like Im too retarded for this scenario
>>582477967dicksword unironically
>>582478168click stamina
umankomusume
>>582478168max stam sparks and borrow power rice
>>582476907my Princess is a hero, she'd never do that!
>>582478168sparks bwo
>>582478167but hishi amazon is not in it
>>582478131MY NAME IS JIM E. BROWN AND THE NAME OF THIS SONG IS I'M A FAILURE OF A TRAINER
>>582478240It isn't rape if you cum.
>>582477976you can buy more copies of the welfare cards with the end of month club gibs. until then, you are probably better off using borrows to make better parents to patch up stamina
>>582478310an underdog if you will, the dark uma will pull ahead
>>582478168go 18 stamina and hope you don't die early on for having no power
Just read Main Story 3 and it changed my opinion to Winning Ticket. She was such a crybaby uma in her scenario story.
retard
>>582478502
Post porn
>>582478502This is too obscene.
>>582477967We regroup on a better website and peace is restored to the realm
>>582477581get the brian card mlb asap, borrow light hello not tachyon, swap out cb and ardan for a different sr spd card (like sweep, or pasta if you have them high lb), swap out oguri for sr seiun sky, tachyon, scarlet, fucku, whoever you got, swap mcqueen with another wit card if you're fine on stamina, or cafe sr.
This is Inari One.
>>582478667I don't have a single card you mentioned except the story ones.
>>582477967It would unironically improve the lives of several chronically online people here
>>582478708Itadakimasu.
>>582478763
>>582478667Also I am not fine on stam. That's my #1 issue but I also need specific cards for the hints. My parent runs are giving me B+ at best and getting fuck all for sparks which is halting my progress. I'm just about done with this game at this point and I'm only 2 weeks in.
>>582478167Machan has a dark story!
>>582478729no thats bamboo muteki
>>582478708I'm gonna do unspeakable things to my daughterino
With this power I can join the Fronts or debuff them
Will stam be easier to get in the next scenario?
>>582479000Yes, but you still need sparks
why are there so many posts that ends with 67?
>there are people spreading the double recovery gaslight alreadynice
The Officers Cup- Autumn Short Distance Championship- race 1- Sprinters Stake will start in less than an hourwho you rooting forits easy to expect the 2-ace clubs to win with their majority but an upset is possibleMambo did send an ace2 invading clubs to shake things up11 clubs vying for GLORY
>>582479125GO AUTIS/UMA/ DACCHIS GO!
>>582477967for uma stuff I guess discord with my clubdacchisfor my 4chan bros we already have a plan so we can find each other
>>582476907My precious trainee would never do that.
>>582478926You can't just make up an uma, I've never heard of anyone with that name
>>582479103I will be spreading your asscheek and fucking your ass
>>582479125kys
>>582479053Why not
sparks more like cunts
4chan is not dying and no one is getting raped
niggas ITT really think trainers have rights lol
>>582479125Imagine Dacchis winning again.
i want to get raped to death by mob umamusumes
>>582479125I was hoping everyone forgot about this shitshow
Natie after 3 kids (working on the 4th)
>>582479125Pearlbro, do it.
>>582479125Literally nobody should care about this shit after the V retard joined
>>582479495just say you're in a shitter club bwo
>>582478064wifeWIFEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
>>582479125CAM ON AUTIS/UMA/ SCORE SAM FUKEN GOALS
>>582479650you're in a shitter club bwo
>>582479125letting clubs send 2 officers was a mistake imo, my club almost didnt field an ace in time from how fast the room filled. at least we have a long time to prep for the danchou cup
>>582479650kys v
Every relevant club sent their officers. If your club isn't participating, I'm afraid you're irrelevant.
wauoh
can the person hosting the danchou autumn triple crown give concrete dates and track conditions of each track
>>582479951jongsisters...
>>582479125Cheering for Mambo
>>582479887I was basing that rule from the first iteration where the rokm didn't even fill. I must say I didn't expect the reception to these race to be this... intense I suppose. If more clubs wants to join in then we might as well remove that rule. Also makes it easier to keep track of scoring
last place in the dancho cup will be mandated to post a naked dogeza or he will be put in the shame cage and banned from recruiting for a month
when does sprint KINO start
>>582478708When you realize Urara is older than Kitasan gen and is at the same year as the rest of golden gen
>>582480240Never!
>>582480136i think its just a few autists who care about the integrity of a public join room race
>>582480036bots can't make aces please understand
Which is better between McQueen or Rice story stam card?
>>582480114easy on the bread laisu...
>>582480114She's huge!
>>582480240Timeline is in the OP
>>582478550evil horse would say this
>>582480352McQueen by far
does the timeline say when is comfy hours
>>582480352both are bad, mcqueen should be better normally, but rice's gives 2 gold heals if you play in unity
>>582479887>how fast the room filledgwo it took nearly a whole day to fill
>>582478550Bright would NOT say this.
>>582480030Here just for you Oguri, refer to the dates in the image. And as for track conditions lets set everything to firm-great mood, with all races at Fall except Arima Kinen at winter.>>582480313well we have a solution for room integrity from the last threads and its to make a dummy roomhost account that makes the race full private slots only. This account has to be mutual with the relevant participants before they can join in. It keeps any bad actor away.
>>582480493>>582480614retards
>>582480569I go to bed in a few more hours
>>582480569No way of knowing when cloudflare will break in SEA again
>>582480569you know when
>>582480764Bright would NEVER say this.
>>582480136The shitpost just makes it better. >>582480598If I remember correctly the first Danchou Cup also took quite the time to fill despise we having more players at that time.
>>582480749danke
nigga really ruined the integrity of his entire series of events just because the nigga no one likes is his fellow clubmate
>>582480593Will I need 2 gold heals? I'm already pretty tight on rating as it is.
>>582480569Whenever you see a jong room being posted it's comfy hours
>>582480996If your stamina is under 800, yes
>>582480797>French salted butterREALLY??
>>582479967>67
>>582480801Kill yourself platless tranny
>>582481083salted butter...yummy
has anything of value happened itt yet
>>582481063We ARE talking open CM right? Murmur being a medium only skill surely means that my stam won't be hit as hard? I was thinking 900 with Creek inherit but I don't know the math at all.
>>582480749Making a dummy account removes 1 slot however but that's a small price to pay. Surely no one would sacrifice 16-17 of their follow slots just so one other club can get in, what a good club if they did. I'll also make it clear that I wouldn't be the one to make a dummy account, think its fine to let (You) guys share in on the unfun stuff too hehe, you got my thanks for that. >inb4 uma&co/V makes the roomhost accountif they ever got in that means the lock is compromised and let's just make use of another account. Its a simple system no, it rats out bad actors as they'll be the ones ro compromise it on their own.
>>582481172kill yourself platless schizo
>>582481228>Murmur being a medium only skillI'm going to be honest with you, gold murmur is not only medium because of summer golshi's unique. I have never played open so I don't know how fucking soulless they are over there, but don't understam too much.900 should be fine.
>>582480797I want to kiss the chiyoposter and hold his hand and look him in the eye and tell him I'm not gay
>>582481350fuck off to umajp you worthless subhuman
>>582481213Bari has no value.
>i don't like this person so this event has no competitive integrity even though he's following the ruleswhat a pissbaby
>>582481240>Making a dummy account removes 1 slot howeverbut do we have 16-18 danchous?
>>582481350>>582481491
>>582481553>he's following the rules
I only browse this thread for Uma pics.Post more images of Macchan's thighs.
I feel like I haven't seen umama post in a while, hope you're feeling OK umama
>>582481612>DANCHOOOOO PLEASE LET ME PLAY WITH THE OTHER KIDS PLEASE MAKE ME OFFICER PLEEEEASE THEY KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME
>>582481612>>rules>>only officers allowed, Danchos have the Autumn Triple Crown to worry about>>non officers should spectate the race if they want to watch it(or wait for a haku replay, someone should have one)
>>582481680Is that a good thing
>>582481431I posted this earlier, but that means that Racing Spirit Stamina is a bit risky with this stam and only Creek inherit right? I've been working my ass off trying to get it as a spark along with the green skills and am too invested to not run it anymore. Where can I tell how much stam I need per track? I want to go in assuming double Mystifying Murmur and maybe ASE. Might bump stam to 1000 and drop wit.
>>582481781Yes
>>582481769have you not seen him joining when he wasn't an officer and acting smugly about it when he was breaking the rules?who am I kidding I'm probably responding to you anyway, kill yourself
>>582481781Well if he's not posting but happy it's goodIf he's not posting because something happened to him it's bad
>>582481680Yeah I was wondering where the Umama posts went
>>582481957>>582481680U**** is having fun with xer bf
>>582481835this looks good ngl, RS: Mood should save you from RS: Stamina for finals where mood is always great
>>582482042
>>582482042Who
>>582481869idk i wasnt around for that but a little pre-race trolling is fun and you sound like a crybaby. if the event host wants to make a rule you must be officer for X amount of time to be valid then sure, but that rule doesn't exist (and would disqualify like half the racers as well)
>>582481680oh no no the HRT got to him and jumped from the funny trans bridge
>>582482101Mambocchi
This thread needs to calm down
>>582472916Sim results are only good for seeing whether or not you gas or consistently meet the stam requirement. If these tools are showing sim results why doesn't every uma have the same number of sim races run? How does the sim pick what teams are matched? But yeah I want to be able to sort by uma and that individual uma's winrate (not the character, that particular iteration of the character). Being able to ban cards is a nice feature. So select an uma like Special Week, and then list the Spechuds from best to worst personal winrate.
>>582481680How the fuck would you even recognize if its his posts or not
>>582482114>little pre-race trolling is fun
>>582481952Sex with your bf is always good
good thing my club isnt involved in whatever bitchy bullshit you guys are into right now
the staygoldtranny does nothing but spam the shit out of this thread with his JP garbage and posts the ugliest Uma to ever exist all because he wants to be a special snowflake meanwhile V gets more shit for simply existing
damnit. deleted my cookies when the site went down and now it's giving me the obnoxious type of captchas again
>>582482306why do you care
>>582481835quick maths on the umalator tells me it should be ok
I hope you retarded subhuman dramaschizos are ready to lose
>this is a serious event to bring the community together and everyone who doesn't follow the rules will be kicked out to keep it fun yet competitive >unless it's my clubmate then he can break every rule and fuck around lol I'll just call it doing a little trolling later :^)hilarious
>>582482234yes, it is
>>582482086What if I can't get the max boost from BS spd? That has always been on my mind. It'll be 1.1s for 0.385, vs let's say I grab Pace corner/straight and Long straight. That should be 3s with total of 0.45, but I don't know if having them activate separately makes it worse and/or diminishing.
Do we have to talk about V every day of the week?Even when he is not here you guys talk about the same dumb shit
>>582482297why did you pour yogurt on the prez
>>582482410I'm rooting for you.
>rule: be an officer>every entrant is an officer at time of race startingstay mad ig
LESS THAN 15 MINUTES LEFT!!!
>>582482410you need to kill yourself
>>582482446what are you even talking about
>>582482683use brain... hurt head... ouch.......
>>582482498kill yourself >>582482395maybe you guys should be fair and tell the tranny to fuck off too
>>582482683I don't know, I wasn't even here when the event was announced I just want to make the NTR autist have another schizo attack, and it's working
>>582482446I mean what were you expectingI just genuinely feel for the guy who lost his officer to V, unironic humiliation ritual because he was the officer all the time, he even recruited people to uma&co but they'd rather have the schizoid faggot who shitstirs these threads be the officer
I didn't really care about this but dancho used THAT sticker. I want to win...
my butt hurts, my balls hurt, my stomach hurts, my bladder hurts and my penor hurts7 and the pain goes away
>>582482621For anybody that wants to spectate the race401672374016723740167237
>>582482809You don't genuinely feel anything golem, you are just another piece of shit that comes to this thread for the drama
>>582482809why would you feel bad for that cuck? All of them are in the same clique
>>582482809no one cares nonny
>>582482879no one wants to bro I'm serious
What is this new event that's coming up?
>>582482809https://uma.moe/profile/806498331165Lol guy really was with uma&co all this time and was their officer only to get cucked out of it because V had to throw a tantrum he couldn't attentionwhore in a retarded racegrimUnironic humiliation ritual
>>582482918V please, there's like 5 collages of you stirring drama and getting nuked
trann&co discord working overtime to defend their event lmao
>>582483067>name is W>takes an Ldid Kojima write this script?
>>582482410CAM ON V WIN DE FACKIN RACE
>>582483067grim
Life is good
V is a fucking sociopathic pathetic shitstain and the fact you are kneeling to him is genuinely pathetic
>>582483067yikes
>>582483227Literally all the room host had to do is grow a spine
>>582483159I'll have you know that this event isn't made by any club. Its a labor of love from me to (You). A one sided thank you if you will.
>>582483041hardly anything useful, a worse stam card than Biwa Stamthe next good event card is power Grass
I'm starting to want seeing >him to win just to watch the massive meltdown.
>>582483279But he won't cause he's a retardThe room should be remade and he should not be allowed to join
>>582483335kys
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=GOODS-04865710theres uma fumos
>>582483106You wish I was V
>>582483351erotic
>>582483335you're literally just as much at fault as the schizos for prodding them with this shit
>>582483373You already said this
>>582481541thinking about becoming an annoying avatarf*ggotany tipsstill need a name thougheverbeit
Gold City smile in my mouth
>>582483373Same, I unironically want him to win and to never improve on himself.
>>582483227All this drama surrounding V is overblownWho caresThread is moving 4 times as fast over what? A fun run?
>>582483351I don't have Biwa stam, but I meant the Dream Team thing.
>>582483373Same
>>582483335I sincerely appreciate your hard work, anon. The fact that the room filled is proof we still have people playing the game and honestly just want to race.
>>582483373Oguri posters not beating the worst poster allegations
>>582483569Where do you think you are?
>>582483335your managing was a joke therefore the event is a joke, not a labor of love
>>582483651Neck yourself faggot, you were literally griefing the room before
I managed to recover my jong account that rolled a CC (from the code gay ass collab)
>>582483335I think it was a great idea thank you for trying to improve this general, don't feel discouraged by any of the bad comments you receive from the same 2 guys.
>it's a humiliation ritual to lose a title that doesn't mean jack shit because I say it isOnly a seanig would be upset at something like this
>>582483716I don't think spending more time playing or thinking or otherwise interacting with mahjong is a good thing.
Yeah I still have no idea how to read this. I guess left is better as 2LB but right is better as both MLB?
1m left
after my benadryl OD the psych ward put me on meds that give me incredibly annoying tremors that make it difficult to act normallyThat's the trick; They make you worse so they can make you worse. It's similar to Xoguri Double Dom. You can't compete unless you become a bad person.
>>582483651https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/582384990/#q582385429this you?
>30swin, tamabros
>>582483885i just get prescribed my legal meth for my adhd
RACEISSTARTINGNOWW!!!
Good luck everyone. Let's make this a fun event so we can have many more to come>>582483335Thank you for hosting this. /uma/ needs more fun things like this so we can share our passion for umamusume
>>582483908Nope. But I don't think you will believe me anyway
>>582483937There are non-stimulant options for that
>>582484035yeah but adderal makes my cock hard
INVADERS MUST DIE
Lol V 6th like a bitch
What the fuck is a royaltea
good job on getting 3rd and 4th autis/uma/bwosyou did well
>A literal who won
>tryharded all day and got 6thPathetic shitter
>>582483847the laurel card gives more stamina on a highroll (lower spec prio but higher mood bonus and stamina bonus) but big mac can give a gold heal(not guaranteed because cygays wants you to swipe for a paid stam card) for longs
>start>late startLove hearing that soundCongratulations to the winner
>warped the entire rules of the event to allow his buddy to participate >didn't even reach top 5you are a failure of a human and your event is a disgrace
/uma/ nyooooooowhy are our reps so bad this is embarrassing
The winner is not even from /uma/ nice event
>>582484113holy fuck I'm so happy a non /uma/ club won, literally all of this organizing and it went to waste>>582479125never organize shit again
>6 fronts>on a sprintLessons were not learned
>>582483972Neck yourself >>582483908btw
>>582484250so... we're dogshit...?
disband all /uma/ clubs NOW!
Get fucked moron
>>582484113I read that as pooping with passion
Our Big Show was fun and all but I think I'm ready to move on. When's the next scenario?
>non-/uma/ participant winsonly confirms what we all knew to be true.
>anons folding to the most basic of banter in the big 2026Back to bluesky with you
>>582484238We had our own race to worry about today bwo....
>>582484137I remember his name, he used to join rooms here a lot.
>>582483335you're doing just fine. it's just some fun. if you didn't want to be anonymous it could be easier (doesn't matter that you're not a danchou/officer)my only recommendation is to not play up the "club drama" angle as a general event is better if it creates unity and not divisionbut if you can't find another creative outlet to "report" on and you enjoy that angle then so be it
>B+ club officer wonlol>>582483972eternal 789, embarassing failureespecially after all the begging for officer
blud really had an amazing idea tainted just to allow the thread clown to participate and in the end a random dude won it, now no one will want to take part in the next one lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
>danchou is demoting me because of my performance
>>582483972shit stirrer continues to deliver shit performances
>>582484378What fucking fine lmaoa non /uma/ participant wonstop sucking his dick when he failed with organizing this shit never make another event again
>outsider won 2nd Danchou Cup>outsider won 2nd Officer's CupDamn, we kinda suck don't we?
>>582484318
>>582484449I'll take part in the next one
>>582483335Thanks for doing this, belnoanon.
so now surely V is gonna pass the officer originally to W like he was for like 6+ months right? Surely he's not going to be an egocentric subhuman and keep the officer title, right?
THE RESULTS OF THE FIRST OFFICERS CUP IS OUT!!!THREE. WORDS. WHAT. AN. UPSET.AN INVADER HAS WON THE RACEAN INVADER HAS WON THE RACEAN INVADER HAS WON THE RACE>ROYALTEA WITH TAIKI SHUTTLE HAS WON THE RACE!?!?!?CONGRATULATIONS TO THEMI'll add the standings laterTHIS IS WHY I WANTED INVADERS IN!!!!COMEON /UMA/ DO BETTER
>>582484527It's THAT scene...
>>582484449/uma/'s collective intelligence in a nutshell
>>582484335We're skipping the next one actually.
We all going to join the next event and have fun while the schizos have underage melties
>>582484582Kill yourself retard
ok but who do (You) want to see winning?
>>582484318this image would be better if NTR actually brought light to Ayabe, but the later solved her conflict aloneGod RTTT is so ass
>>582484582seriously don't organize this again... you literally failed on every aspect
>>582484637me
>>582484582Thank you for hosting this event.From the initial drama, to the subsequent drama, to not even /uma/ winning it has been fun to post about it. Please do continue hosting events if you wish to do so.Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNv2RHR62Rs
>>582484582kill yourself, our officers might have tried harder if you weren't a cuck bitch
>>582484582racing gambling on sprint gabling is le random.... say it aint so
>>582484637Neicha
>>582484583It sure is!
>>582484582Thanks for hosting bwoLooking forward to the next one
>won the cup with a unity acegit gud
>>582484657Fuck off retarded schizo
actual thread themehttps://youtu.be/2bEZQ00OOxY?si=wsRtiS4W2dbpdU4x
i bet even /v/ma would beat us in a race.
>>582484582anyone got the hakuraku
>>582484582>Placing worse than based Hishi
Don't forget about the other Uma&Co bitch
>>582484796At least you're good at losing! Just like TopRo!
>>582484582No curvature, no PTO, I got fucked. I wanted to win for our retiring officer...
>>582484814OY VEY...what did nintendo mean by that song?
>>582484876unironically grimclub full of losers
After winning the last XOgslop I kinda just don't care about Arima Kinen.
>>582484909you honestly wonthe fact you even beat the "top performing officers" just speaks how shit others are
>4rze is from /here/ and is a frequent room joinerAnyone complaining about him doesn't play the game
>>582484838/v/ma is actually good at making cm aces memes aside
>>582484582So Autis/uma/ is in first place?
>>582484712bwo at least post a non-midi version of entrance of the gladiatorshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
>>582484582so what we learned?
>>582485017Literally never joins rooms
>>582485017most anons /here/ don't play /here/ after all
>>582484487i'm backreading now. it does seem a mess.i figured out how to do it properly in a way that can't be griefed a while back and I feel bad if this is the anon that has been wanting to have an /uma/ tournament since months ago. . .
Grats to the winner of the race, I can now go to shleep...>>582484743Thank god they gave Hugh a cameo in that movie too, would've felt weird without him, pretty funny sceneHope you liked/are liking the movie!
>>582485017He's still an invader, I think he's on /vm/ too
>>582485017>you have to be terminally online and join every lobby to qualify playing
I couldn't spectate, how did my tamabros do? Did they have fun?
>>582484582Thanks for hosting bwo, I hope you keep hosting more races/eventsHere's the Hakurakuhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=OlgILtSRvuFMxHy1j56_DYRkCongratulations to the winner
>>582485105V ruined it initially anyway by joining while not being an officer and then shittalking
Hi /uma/
>>582485093is there any reason to do so? at all?
>>582484796I'm saying the truth tho, the RTTT trio is by far the worst set of protagonist in the entire anime, and I can say the entire franchise because Laurel's manga exist and it's somehow worse
>>582485201grats bwo
>>582485151Unironically you're even shittier than V
>>582485151Thanks for facilitating in making this place worse!
>>582485201good job raping V
>>582485202Not at all, but then you sound silly when you call out an anon as an outsider when he's from /here/ but not from a /here/ club
>>582485201based taikibro
ayoibers is really sex though
>1300 speed unity aceis speed fake
>>582485147rushing to make parents and an ace within a day while failing 10 double s inspos for tama was pretty fun
>>582485017He's been in my follow list a while and I trained at least one CM with an uma of his, I didn't realize who he was at first though when I looked at the results
>>582485201congrats on putting this shameful event to and end
>>582485201i wish my officer won but im glad a taiki took the win, congrats man
>>582485201Thank you for giving this place a reality check, congrats
>actually beat V with a unity aceembarassing
>>582485108What I adore is that PG13 gives you a SINGULAR "fuck" allowance, and they used it on Hugh. So simple, yet so perfect. Not 100% sure on the prologue, but the commitment to speaking German was wonderful.https://files.catbox.moe/4fhnnu.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ut08x8.mp4
>>582484561Yeah gwo, I'm sure the selfish faggot is going to give back the officee
When are we going to address both /uma/ club members are worse than V?
>Blocked a millisecond before final spurt but didnt get NSM offShe could have won even harder!!
>>582485520never, you're the laughing stock V
>>582484582/uma/ is just a bunch of incompetent retards. Thats why we should listen to good Umatubers like @VF
>>5824850174rze is the glug poster. funny cutie
>>582485383there isn't enough late-race in a sprint for the absolute top-speed to really matter. whoever hits 0.8+ will prolly win.
>>582485151hyyyyeeeeeh
>>582485520Both of /uma/club officers umas were old ones meanwhile V's was made literally yesterday lmao
>>582485343Which is why I'm not doing that! I'm just watching the #totallyREALandIMPORTANT "drama" unfold because I'm bored
Honestrly getting tired of the seething over *You guys are completely forgetting the other officers who also tried their best to join a community eventThis is not officers stakes not the * stakes
>>582485520They've always been bad besides n** and a*******. They're just fanslaves and shitstirrers
>>582485626blud cried to his danchou to give him officer, wasted time making an ace just to end up 6th
>>582485664shut up falco
>>582485151Not a good look Nishinobros
>>582485196i see that. i will have to bring the big /uma/ tournament plans out this winter.
>>582485597What does that imply for Capricorn II then? powercapping is more important than speedcapping?
I never noticed how well endowed she was until now
>>582485626Oh no no no no don't look
>>582485747No. 1800 Speed or bust.
>>582485741just blacklist him and the tourney will go well
>>582485520/uma/club has always been a shit club with platless retardsthey didn't even put the effort to make an ace for this event showing how much they care about /uma/the faggots are only here for shit stirring fake drama
>>582485810now post your position V
>>582485856/uma/club confirmed to be no life shitstirrers?
post something cute
>planned the event for literal months>all good until the special needs kid joined >refuse to kick him, blend the rules to allow him to participate and make the entire thing a joke>race finally begins>dude with an Unity uma wins>now the only thing people will remember is how much of a tragedy the event waslol
>>582485713don't f*cking say that ever again.
>>582485856You mean uma&co>>582485942Yeah, in V's head
>>582485810ok *doesn't look*
>>5824859019thfucking 15th
>>582485690i'm 90% sure /uma/ club has the most plats in the general. also your new is showing because the club has gone mostly unmentioned until umama joined a while back and became a bit of a known spazbut i know you're baiting so let me *smooch* you
now what
Just realized that Taiki managed to shove her face past 5 of 6 frontrunners as a pace just before late racethat would do it....
>>582486000uma&co danchou has more plats than everyone in your seadog fanfarming club lol
And here are the current standings for the Officers Cup, there's still the second leg- Mile Championship at November 221st- RoyalTea 10 pts2nd- ButtSweat 9 pts3rd- Autis/uma/ 8pts4th- TamaLove 7pts5th- Uma&co 6pts6th- Honsefun 5pts7th- /uma/club 4pts8th- Dacchis- 3pts9th- Fingerdark 2pts10th- brick-182 1 pt 11th-Mambo no points I decided to use the highest placed ace for the club. If there's a mistake please do let me know and I'll correct it.Lets do better for the next few races... granted its funny but still...with that...See you at the first leg of the Dancho Cup- Autumn Triple Crown- November 1st>tenno sho autumn>fall>firm>great mood
>>582485965what a shitshow
>>582486152Man just give up with this shit
>>582486152> 11th-Mambo no points
>>582485810Literally fake news
>>582486000If you knew I was baiting you could've kept quiet...
>>582485791The first thing any good trainer should do is ogle their uma's breasts from multiple angles
>>582486231/uma/ cope
>>582486245Kill yourself
>>582486152mambo...
>>582486152>11th-Mambo no points this keeps getting funnier
>>582485690A lot of people in my club have more plats than me desu. I'm pretty sure some guy you even went 11/12 for the first set of star signs. Don't know how many wins he has now though
>>582486126back to hornyposting like the usual /uma/.
>>582486152Way way way too many points just use F1 point scoring system
>>582486245Lookin cute on the right there trainer-san.
>>582486152>B+ club is the better /uma/ clubHoly shit this place sucks. But the event is funny keep going.
embarrassing event, how do you even manage to fuck up on so many levels?
>>582486425Man's gotta eat
>>582486126ace runs
>>582486152>Mile Championship>Tenno Sho>Medium distanceHuh?Anyway using the highest ace placement is the way to go, keep it up
>>582486152If Autis/uma/ and Tamalove merged, they would have 15 points
>>582486152>highest scoring /uma/ club is a comfy b+ >mambo still the butt of the jokei love the script for this already
last place should get 1 point
>>582485690i'm pretty sure danchou won every plat year one except two and then was starring ever plat with ease until his recent "fancation" from the game for a couple months
>>582486152I enjoyed my time gg
>>582486410We've discussed giving only points for 1st-3rd and this current system we use. I'm not exactly into motorsports and we only have two (officers) or three(Dancho cup) races utmost. Is that gonna be a better system with only this many races?
>>582485965ogurin... is cute?
>>582481213>Shion spotted
Wait, CM cycles this often? I guess I'mjust going to skip this one then.
>>582486152my officer is washed
>>582486152>literally who>B+ club almost literally who status>one man club somehow has an ace>shitters>shitters and schizos>literally B+ who>"""""""""""""""""""""""top""""""""""""""""""""" club btw>daccheats>literally who>shitters and schizos but even worse>lmaoi like this event good job /uma/
sprint steaks when
a non /uma/ club officer wonwith a unity made umaagainst GL made umaslol
>>582486579yeah that's terrible I know but we're willing to improve the system. The Officers Cup is our cute little labrat for the Dancho Cup. I'd like to change the rules for it.and I'd appreciate feedbacks and changes for the current system that we have anondacchis.
Sprinter's Stake is tonight yeah?
>>582486823Oh yeah where's your club?
>>582486970yeppershttps://en.netkeiba.com/race/shutuba.html?race_id=202606040911
>>582486708I'm quite fond of the apple.
>>582472210>reddit tachyon>inb4 it's a chemical that makes you gay and allergic to meanNeigh way
>>582487073are u implying not being part of an /uma/ club is bad? really now? lmao
>>582472558>>582487123Tachyon is not reddit
>>582486152You should ban oguri from the danchou cup, she will be obnoxious in medium distance
>>582487232Tachyon is a bit reddit, and that’s okay
Reminder all the negativity is mainly just shitposting and the sole V schizo. All the clubs right now are talking about the race positively and are happily anticipating the first leg of the danchou cup
ngl this whole event is just embarassing
Juicy drama
>>582487232Her western fans are
>>582487401>toxic positivity
/uma/ club will now have to rely on Allen. Not looking good.
>>582487232You can still love tachy despite her redditor nature. It's fine. There's no one stopping you.
Should've hosted during comfy EU hours, these hours are unbearable
I love my genius wife!
>>582486861Not the most speed or power but the most wit and far away the most skills by SP valueSo... Umamusume is wit game?
>>582487401I am not happily anticipating anything, my danchud is a shitter
>>582486649Hmm maybe it's too aggresive for 2-3 races only but the top 5 at least should get more points for placing well
/uma/ club didnt mention the event at all
>>582487456xivg is thataway
>>582487414>>582487437What happened half the thread is hidden to me
use LoH scoring lol
>>582487519Same with umanko
>>582487505well it did have fast learner so uh yeah
>>582487401i wasn't giving a fuck but the juicy shitpost material coming from this is so good, now i'll shill to continue with the event
>>582487414It is but my sides in orbitbravo /uma/ bravo
>>582487492I am, but I cannot stand slander such as her being called reddit
>>582487414I meanwhat were you expecting when the rules changed so an egocentric manchild could join (and still lose)
V is behind all this and hes playing you like fools, someone post the screencap
i think i finally got the strategy! this bono looks pretty good unfortunately almost no one showed up to give me skill hints and the long spark didnt activate either but now i can consistently make buono long bonos(i know the skills are not good i just picked whatever)
>>582487401* really didn't do anything this time that warranted that melty>inb4 you are *No
thank god my club wasn't involved
>>582487741
i think i'll back off from the next race so this shit won't happen again (hopefully)you guys have fun
just woke up and saw that my club unexpectedly losteredis there actually some kind of shitposting material outside of "x won, y lost"?
>rampant ERPing in the unofficial discord>organizing of an orgy for the world tour event in LA>not even winning our own community eventthis is a low that i believed impossible.
>>582487825good job buonobro!
>>582487854My club doesn't even get talked about
Will Rob Roy release before CM20 is on?
>>582487908Everyone in this thread gets to project their personal grievances onto the results, as seen in the last 300 or so posts
>>582487908the x won is an /uma/ anon from a non/uma/ club and he won with an unity uma so it's funny
>>582475487FUCK YESodds and I gain the ability to automatically cum when she pulls the prince act on meevens and she gets pregnant with my quintuplets
>>582487741This one was funny >>582387278
>>582487935>unofficial discord
>>582478303Uhm mommy? I mean mama? I mean mom? I mean ma? I mean momma? Sorry, mommy?
>>582486152Where are the points of the 1st officer cup atautisuma is the rightful leader
>>582488078That is not even him posting that but they believe what you want lol
>>582487825>look up Bono's ult wondering what it would do on longs>it has a fucking accelwhen the fuck did that get therecan you actually gamba for that shit to fire like XOguri's ult in a sprint by using Gourmand?? I thought it would be nice for a cheeky speed inherit before but now its got a damn accel too
>>582488215it and the first Dancho cup are both protoraces. This time around we have a theme centered on the G1 Autumn Races. Thats why its called the Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown and the Officers Cup Autumn Short Distance Championship respectively.
>>582487935gay orgies at cons are normal bro, never questioned why the male bathroom line is so long when the events are approaching closing time?
>>582487896??
>Umama not posting>Thread quality plummets Haven't seen lemon in a while too
>>582475601I am glad you're back my paizuri slave.
>>582486152>FingerdarkHey! That's my Minecraft neighbor!
>>582488350Allen already giving up
>>582488327you'd need to make her die first
>>582488336Is Umama there?
>>582487825It's nice that bono has some stamina events, guaranteed non-standard distance after winning swan stakes, and innate gold recovery.
>>582487896don't be stupid now
>>582488398surprisingly there's no trans niggas but lots of crossdressers
>>582488480Umama is under my desk right nowWant me to tell her something?
>>582488790I want to know if xer dick still works
>>582488472No man when build like a normal sprinter she will trigger her ult somewhere midrace but if you overfill her stam and trigger heals she will delay the time her ult fires until the end of the skill overlaps with the beginning of late racerelying on Gourmand is too inconsistent though because Gourmand itself can heal whereverthe effort to reward wasn't really great when it was just a speed up that could turn into a speed inherit but now it has accel...was this change in the game by Leo II?
>>582488669and the best rest event as well!
>>582488818Not even this will make me start to like the irish. sorry not sorry
>>582488871Why? Looking to give her a blowjob or something?
>>582488907You have to loop triple 7s and occasionally inherit Pure Heart to get optimal timing
can we add 6th to the 789 now
>>5824890266…7…?
>>582489026just call him last place larry at this point
>>582488993Yessss why not
>>582489183no that one sounds too funny, he actually gets mad at 789
>>582489281I don't tho
>>582488995Shit... Wit XOg is a decent pace card anywayi wonder..no way can i find sprint sparks on Creek though
>>582489308sure you don't 789 LOL
>>582489357LOL
>>582488437That's the officer. He lived south of spawn in an evil castle surrounded by Japanese cherry blossoms.
>>582489426uh oh melty
>>582489183
>>582489224AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>582489350More doable now with all the crazy affinity batteries you can make, but it would be a massive grind
He's gonna bake this one too btw now that EUbakers aren't here
can't v and his anti rape each other already
>>582489449H-hey! That's my uhhhh infrastructure user? Yeah!
>>582489336Chevachristmas
>>582489650I would rather rape you
>>582489870>>582489870>>582489870
is it just me or do you guys also see "sprinter" and "sphinter"
>>582489758supiki
>>582486929We got away with it this time, but allowing clubs to snapshot the officer status and potentially enter more than two was asking for a shitshow. It's a less than 24 hour event, make it so they have to be an officer the whole time so you and the host don't have to micromanage and monitor officer status.
>>582486152I hate how brutal late starts are in sprintsAnyway, I will do better next time HonseFun anons.
>>582488956True!
>another 2* speed 1* style sparkfuck youneed a better OST for clanking, what are you anons listening to, tonight?
