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>>582489870american stallion LOVE
Satono Diamond.
>>582489870V baked threadsomeone counterbake
Tachyon LOVE
so what did we learn?
ブイが目覚めた
>>582489983spurt ain't shit nowadaysyou AINT catchin that front runner
>>582489983/uma/ is full of retards who cant behave (this is not new knowledge) also shit at the game despite gloating this plats
>>582489978Yeah, I baked, what are you gonna do about it?
>let's do a hecking wholesome /uma/ race bros!! for the community!!! :)>somehow a non /uma/ club able to enter>somehow winsLet's do not ever do this again
>>582489983I'm going to /v/ma next week this place sucks
>>582490118unprotected anal sex with bro while granny acute pretends to be asleep on her side of the room
>>582489948she raped me
>>582490251Every real /uma/ dacchi should recognise who that anon is tho
>>582489281He staarted seething about all of /uma/club and doxxing random members of theirs because of the 789. It's funny how mad he got cause of it
>>582489948This should be safe however my nipples are visible and I did not consent
>>582490270My bro is too erotic.
>>582490251>somehow a non /uma/ club able to enterAnyone with a lobby code can enter and the host has no way to kick them. The only kind of solutions would be for all the participants to be online when the lobby is created or to distribute the code through Discord, which /uma/ would have an absolute melty over. Cross-thread invaders are inevitable.
>>582490270based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based
>>582488738in that case i will try to win the next one as wellor maybe i'll just drop out if i don't feel like it
>>5824902486th place shitter lol
so how are we doing danchou cup signups, we need to get this shit set in stone so its not a shitshow when the time comes
>>582490064I need Ai to look at my penis like that
>>582490449The host wanted invaders. This was explicitly said.Also, the organizer now knows how to do it using mutuals to ensure the races can't be sabotaged.Sorry sisters but I think your campaign to worsen this general is not gonna work on this event.
>>582490251any of my /uma/ rivals would know that anondacchi is a frequent goer here too.
>>582490449That anon said he will ruin the danchou cup
I need some shooters recommendations /uma/, I realized I've been playing too many fantasy/action soulslop/turn-based stuff lately, and I might be itching to just shoot a nigga. My brother gifted me siege back in feb, should I pick it up?
It is absolutely insane how everyone here accepts his rampart avatarfaggotryThis thread deserves to be bottom of the barrel garbage
>>582490710what do you mean
>seething seth
>>582490710i do my part by doing "that"
>>582490710truth is, if everyone actually accepted said faggotry or ignored him then the thread would have been good.
I'm spamming the room code on random discords btw
>>582490409this is true.
>>582490276>I hate how brutal late starts are in sprintsI used this opportunity to try the welfare Bourbon card as a tachyon replacement for Concentration from gl in a front sprint deck since Wit bourbon sucks and Machan has innate TTL and it's really good. Hint pool full of good skills beats that +1 sp with 0 usable hints imo. Stat output should be irrelevant with 3 speed cards and 20% spd growth, in fact I was already capped before the last concertDefinitely in my Machan deck for next sprint cm but Falco will still use wit bourbon
can't we all just goon to umas instead?
Crazy that you are trying to blame him for anything when he played by the rules and did nothing wrongMeanwhile you have a seething tranny schizo threatening to ruin the next event because the anons who play the game and don't care about drama didn't bend the knee
>>582490703im too unc for pvp stuff anymoremy friends got me into helldivers and drg to scratch my "shoot shit with a shotgun itch"
>>582490821>yeah let's just accept him shitting in the thread and pissing his pants trying to make everyone look
>>582489983Never join public rooms and make sure no one ever knows your username
>>582490980what do you think I'm doing?
>>582490703vermintide is pretty good desu
>>582490986>played by the rulesLmaohttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/582384990/#q582385429
4rze is a fucking traitor anyway, he left an /uma/ club and he hangs out in /v/ma.
>>582490994Yeah I played those a while ago, DRG feels too dead and slow now and I've quit HD2 after I had my fun with it too, plus the management sucks and the game plays like ass due to design and engine issues
>>582491228what rule is he breaking there other than global#13
>haru urara never had a single injury as a dirt runnerthese retards fumbled creating the most powerful offspring ever conceived they could've created the dirt tyrantwho would be the best dirt candidate for urara?
>Someone (You) dislike joins the race>Also wins it despite being hatedMY FUCKING HERO
>>582490980ramonu is a bitch
>>582491228>banter is breaking the ruleskek lobotize yourself faggot, never use the internet again
>>582491012how new are you? ignoring is the premiere schizo deterrent that's the most effective
>>582491248I wish I had his sanity
>>582489870I love Americans so much
"Hey, you guys are Trainers at Tracen right? My uncle works there.""I was wondering, why do my Uma classmates call someone named Curry -chan or something the Whore or Tracen and Rice-whatever a villan?""Sorry, I moved here from America, and the only Uma I really know about at Tracen is Taiki Shuttle."
>>582490650>The host wanted invaders.I am the host and I didn't do anything to recruit participants. All I did was create the lobby and post the code here.>Also, the organizer now knows how to do it using mutuals to ensure the races can't be sabotaged.Great! That will make things easier for me when I'm the only one willing to host again next time.>>582490703TF2 will always be the GOAT fps.
>>582491248That's so smart
>>582491341they were gonna breed her with stego so we could have gotten dirter orfeor dirter golshi....
>>582491354>>582491301>>582491346uh oh uma&co whiteknights getting mad
>>582491394Same
>>582491486>what rule did he break>u u u u mad!!Shouldn't you eropoors be asleep?
>>582491248Does this mean this is an indirect /v/ma victory
>>582491354>lobotizeuh oh esl alert >>582491547>xe thinks only europoors hate himrumao
>>582491540You literally look like this
>>582490703l4d2
>>582491456Lobby quality too low desu, I played it back in the day too>>582491180Looks fun but lacking guns, I did hear about it before
>>582491248Yet his /uma/ broken brain make him keeps coming back here
>>582491135then post more images
>>582491636She isn't interested fuck off subhuman
>>582491301>>582491354He wasn't an officer when he joined last night. He withdrew, got promoted, and entered again some time today. /uma/ has been in a constant state of melty for about 24 hours now, even though the initial infraction was resolved in less than ten minutes.
I miss the mantblazer charms...
>>582491486>No-argument Nancy
>>582491815Maybe I get ramen for dinner...
>>582491825let's go
>>582491784you're a fag for defending this
>>582491547why would only europeans hate you
>>582491780>insecure ivan
>>582491768I posted enough of Bro already and I don't feel like getting more pics.
>>582491938He hates the Helios ritualposter because he bakes over him in EU hours
>>582491930you’re a fag for still crying about it
Hisoka is a jockey now?
i miss my other general that died, this community is full of hatred
>>582491815Is Chud Ramen good for you?
>>582492065based heliosUNC
>>582492065wtf I love helios now
>>582492120I'm ramen some chuds tonight
>>582492096I'll fill you up with something else then, come here
>jongers offline>thread is in shamblesI'm telling you they're the Libra of the thread It can only be good when they are around
>>582492191
>>582492096
>>582492096I also miss my old general, over half a decade of being the best thread I've seen in 4chan, but all good things come to an end.This general is still young though, barely 1 year old, it can still be saved and the petty fights can be easily ignored. No real schizos yet is good too.
>>582492065Unironically basedAnd true, he always gets mad and calls out "troll bakes"
Can I go back to asking game questions now?
>>582492480Yes
>>582492480the answer is end closer mayacchi
>>582492480ask away cutie, there is always someone who replies
When's the next scenario?
which way, white man?
>>582492480Nyo, unless you post extremely large and shiny borderline grotesque uma butts.
>>582492065is this true
>>582492557Left has another attached probably and is closest
>>582492557Agnes because she's Agnes's roommate
>>582492557pick the hat, it has a bigger hitbox
>>582492546It's been delayed until you eat your vegetables and renounce the sin of witchcraft.
>>582491768Gooing to Creek
>>582492557Sweepy or bust
>>582492629https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/heliostranny%20/you tell me
Why would I spend time or money on this game just to get belittled?
>>582492719>>582492763
>>582492557I'd never pick KitasanSHIT after having to slog through her show
3spd is rather comfy
>>582492907cute
>>582492834Countries need to force people to see psychiatrists
>No real schizos yet??!
>>582491547>eropoors
>most fucking wholesome OP pic related /uma/ has had in monthswhat the fuck, OP? HOW?
What if I can't get the max boost from BS spd? That has always been on my mind. It'll be 1.1s for 0.385, vs let's say I grab Pace corner/straight and Long straight. That should be 3s with total of 0.45, but I don't know if having them activate separately makes it worse and/or diminishing. Plus there's the wit check fail chance for each of those 3 skills.
>>582492834https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/heliosfag/
>>582493040dude those pine needles are gonna itch the fuck out of her
>>582493180yurr gon get kicked from d club 4 doxing
>>582493180yurr
>>582493135>>582492834mental illness wholesome chungus Topro poster btw
>>582492582All I had that fit your description. And I've been seeing a lot of Pace skills like Prepared to Pass, Unstoppable, and a few ones I got randomly that I don't remember the name of. I don't recall anyone mentioning those, so are they not worth it?
>>582493180Umama has the best lines
>>582493134Fairly certain its an additive multiplier, so no losses over separate activations
>schizo replying to himself now
>>582493258eughhh
>sundayman saw this and thoughtDAMN HE HAS AURA
>>582493180Yurr
>>582492848ask shichifags. they seem used to it
>>582493382What about like the timing they activate? I considered the corner skills to activate while I'm accelerating in the last corner, or it just procs in the first corner/straight where my girl would just slow down again and return to her position.
>>582493180Need men to take advantage of me
>>582493405big mac gave him the A1 eyes stare and he bitched out
>>582493180Umama retard...
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12265894
>>582493356Prepared to Pass is fine on this track, just a short duration makes a mehUnstoppable is just very goodPace is just not as strong as the other strategies on this track yet
>>582493507
How would your trainee deal with a scary looking centipede?
>>582493507you want domdom?
Should've been an umamusume song for the ED of SBR.
>>582493571Yeah so I just want to make sure that I'm not gimping myself even further by taking bad skills is all.
>>582493180can relate
>>582493651As well as for the OP.
Can we adopt yurr into the thread culture
yurr
>>582493785sure we adopted V so why not yurr
>>582493108wanted a taiki thread because of the taiki winner so I used the best tag to look for imagessoft_smile
why only now? it has been posted multiple times already
>>582493785yurr
>>582493879yurr
Maybe this? I'm getting really tired of trying to get a parent that has all 3 of those RS skills + the necessary greens.
>>582493504You’re overthinking itA corner target speed skill proccing while you’re accelerating would in fact be wasted, trueA corner target speed skill proccing during the early race would only result in you slowing down if you end up passing the furthest behind person in the running style ahead of yours, making your enter Pacedown mode, otherwise its just free distance
>umama postingSomehow I feel a weird feeling of normality
>>582492942Kitasan is the 4th worst MC out of the 5 Umamusume animes I've watched.>>582493356Did you know? Cows absolutely love her.
>>582493785yurr yeppers
>>582493903Nobody cares V
>>582494028It's how we bond and connect as a community
>>582493618Like in that image
>>582494190yurr
Now that the dust has settled, I wanted to say thank you for everyone that joined the races, this wouldn't have been possible without them and without (You) as well. And once again congrats to the winner of the first race but with our current format those at the top 1-5 have an advantage to win the entire thing, now let's look forward to the actual Sprinters Stakes race in 4-5 hours.Do I even need to share my thoughts over the past few threads? I've said it last thread and I'll say it again that the reception from everyone this time is... more intense than I thought it would be, as compared to the first two races it is much more intense. As for the race however I'll admit the results are amazing just for the narratives alone, I like the idea of invaders thanks to Yanko and Calandagan from last years Japan Cup and to see something like that happen /here/ is just so so funny, would've been nice to be there when Romantic Warrior raped over Japan too. >>582491456>The host wanted invaders.They're probably referring to me, and yes I did want invaders in for some drama but I didn't expect the outcome to be like this on the get go.>I'm the only one willing to host again next time.This is for the officers cup yes, if so thank you very much and I'm sorry for using up 16-18 of your follow slots. Now we need a dancho or a dummy account to follow every single dancho too, feels like it'll be a game of telephone but hopefully by november 1st everyone that's interested will know what to do.But I'd also like to go over some clarifications and ask for feedback on how we can improve the current system that we have especially for the upcoming Dancho Cup. Please help me out anondacchis, thank you very much.
>>582493665Aspire is badStraight Descent doesn’t do anythingTweak is badDisorient is badShrewd Step is badPrepared to Pass/Speed Star is fine at high discount
>>582494190>Lost V to the FalcopostersCurrensisters how do we recover from this?
Can you please stop posting about me? Really not having a good day for this
I want to buy an uma plushie and post pics of her doing random thingsProblem is, my oshi is Cafe and there is already a cool cafeanon doing exactly that, probably even better than I would ever do
Yep I'm staying at /v/ma for the day
>>582494336yurr
what awaits me in Tomakomai?
>>582494050She really is just worse TopRo
Where's all the keibaposting
>>582494307stop dragging this shit for so long dudeit was a shit organized event
>>582494307I appreciated your enthusiasm for it all, I hope all the schizoposting doesn't demoralize you
>>582494389I suggest all the newcuties lurking waiting to ask questions do this too
>>582494307You know how you fucked up and you refuse to acknowledge it, what reactions did you think you'd get?>muh "narratives"You're just feeding the shitposters with more ammo
>>582494336Yurr
>>582494307I'm what people call a retard, so it's hard for me to follow points or what they mean. You should clarify the team points, how it works and do this in advance.Use a spreadsheet that anons can check for the future races too, and also to know which danchous/officers are joining and to keep track of scores.
>>582494336>actually asking thisjust close the thread
>>582494307Thanks for doing this, belnoanonIt was fun
>>582494360I thought the point was doing it for yourself with your oshi and just sharing it with anyone else interested
GOOD JOB YOU FUCKED UP THE SPOILER
>>582494307Thanks for hosting bwo do not let the negative posts demoralize youThe event was fun and there was nothing wrong with it since all the clubs that cared to participate joined the race just fineLooking forward to the next one
>>582494336I'm going to use this as a daily shitpost, thanks
>>582494307>But I'd also like to go over some clarifications and ask for feedback on how we can improve the current system that we have especially for the upcoming Dancho Cupgrow a spine and ban the faggot club who changed his officer last minute
Is /uma/ finally healing??
>>582489948This is SFW and as Satono Diamond's trainer and fiancée I consented
>>582493903>Taiki winnerwas that the Officer Cup? Who won?my older brother took the CPA exam and wanted to drink and play Bloodborne to blow off steam so I haven't been itt for 9 hours or so
>>582494307Thanks for providing weeks worth of shitposting material for this thread
>>582494307I go invade /v/ma events all the time. It is good fun and also fair to let them raid our stuff too.Also going over and acting like bit of heel is good fun and gets more people to join.
>>582494730yurr
I pointed and laughed
>>582494704Neck yourself, you are legitimately the reason why there's shitposting about it anywayI bet you'll pretend you had no intention of shitstirring and breaking the rules but we all know you did it because you're an attention starved faggot
real sprinters stakes when
>>582494549Diamondo!
I am onii-sama.
>retards are upset againwhat happened this time?
>>582494418Top Road is second worst for me. Kind of a tossup with Pokke who's third worst.
>>582494774An invader as the post above says, though he's /uma/ at hear, it was funny to watch.
>>582494840Yep, open wide just like that Nishino...
>>582493356Sauce me up senpai
>>582494336Are you actually umama? I was kinda worried about you sinece you were pretty quiet today... Hope you feell better and if you wanna talk a bit don't feel shy
>>582494965Kill yourself V
>>582494898The more time goes on the more I think RTTT was pearls before swine.
>>582494307scrap this whole shit and never make events again especially with how you handled the officer cup
>>582491815
>>582494992I'm not V schizo
>>582495124My wife is too harsh on our daughter
Only missing Kiseki and Air Groove and I'll have all the Tawa(ke) casuals. Might take a break from that until the next increased bond boost to farm more fans for Stego though.
>>582495151Sure you aren't retard
>>582495038Holy
>>582495151Exactly what V would say
Eughhh umama please respond to me I’m so worried about you kitten
>>582494307I literally do not understand why people are mad.Keep at it, I had fun even if my uma was thrown together last minute.
Sorry for the ugly image, but this is what I've been doing so far for the past two days. Rice card for Maverick, Brian for Right-handed and Long Straight, Ardan for various pace skills but mostly for Pace Corner, Yukino for Winter Runner and Nakayama Racecourse, Fuku for Right-handed, and thought I needed help with the races so Tachyon. I'll most likely be using Tachyon to build ace anyhow. I already have sparks for RS Speed, Stam, and Mood scattered around. Running those races. All of these are more or less self-taught with some help from anons here.I honestly don't know what I'm doing or when I should stop/change what I'm doing. Was just mashing this until I had all the white sparks that I wanted to give to my Rob Roy. Getting B+ in every attempt, barely getting anything. Should I just auto this at GL to hope for the My True Strength (the borrow I'll be using has a ton of it so I didn't bother), or just keep doing URA for increased chance to learn the 3 RS skills I want? I feel like I'm just wasting my time with all of this.
>>582495257>>582495310
>some random faggot from a non /uma/ club won while he made an ace in unitywhat is this embarassing shit, what's even the point of an /uma/ "tournament" if you let outside clubs to joinit makes no fucking senseespecially that this belno avatarfag didn't even advertise that event on /vm/
>>582495247Aruvu cute.
>>582494307There will always be shitposting and drama, it only changes the target that fits the current narrative. The room actually filling up show us it's safe to keep with the events as long you accept the burn from a few schizos. You can tell by the posts it's only 2~3 vocal retards samefagging trying to downplay the event.Thanks for hosting, you're doing a good job.
>>582495332it's just the /uma/club shit stirrers as usualthey are extra mad today because they did worse than V
>10* groundwork parents>449 combined parent affinity>take a wild fucking guess
>>582495387that random retard is from here, retard
Next year's bride event will feature Buena Vista and Red Desire.
>>582495332Keep coddling your schizophrenic attentionwhore Rorimastahalso give back W his officer like you guys said you would
>>582494307This is Stryk3r, the host. Don't know if you saw it, but my main feedback was at the end of last thread. >>582490083>This is for the officers cup yes, if so thank you very much and I'm sorry for using up 16-18 of your follow slots.Yeah, about that... for me to host lobbies they will have to be honor system again. We only had one actual infraction and as I've said like a million times anonymously it was easily resolved. What is the next officer race anyway? Mile Championship?>>582494774Surprised no one has posted a webm yet. https://youtu.be/Hlu4NKzDl1A
>>582495383Sure I can go in the archive and get a screenshot of the club too lol
>>582495452I WANT BRIDE NISHINO NOW!!
>>582495452i require ulala and oguri brides
>>582494840BOURBON LET'S FUCKING GOO
>>582495423yurr
>>582495447AND YET his club isn't while this is an /uma/ eventif it's not an /uma/ event, I'm gonna copy and paste the room code and his posts in other uma threads
>>582495416
>>582495348>3 RS skillsthese are nice to have but not vital, just borrow someone with the stam one when doing parent runsfeel free to do GL with not many races to get good stats and better chances at sparks, or Unity which has better chances of giving you hints from your deck
>>582495647Go ahead and do that, the organizer already knows how to whitelist names for races.
>>582495558Find a September 26 rank 60 screenshot
>>582495558it's clearly mambocchi bro...
>>582495647/uma/ club guys join /vm/ races all the time
>>582495509Forgot image. >>582495647The organizer said that invaders are allowed.
>>582494965>capital lettersDo your studies
>>582495682I just don't know what else to get. They seemed cheap rating so I was gunning for them. People I think either last night or two nights ago said that I absolutely must need URA final white spark with RS Stam, but then people made fun of me for only having those two.
>>582495717Not fooling anyone lol
>>582495712And yet he bent the rules for the resident attentionwhore hereDo you not see how ironic you sound, fucking retard
>>582495416>>582495656Stop samefagging for attention, people are actually discussing shit you attention whore
>>582495452>still no bride alt of my BIG oshia man can have BIG dreams at least i found a rubber keychain of her in a bride dress
>>582494307I got some nice info on how to train sprinters for the Sprint cm thank you
>>582495749They are poaching over there too!?
>>582495772Okay, I'm going to spam the room code next time in various discords so 3/4 of the room will be "invaders"
>We are being invaded!!!!And I want to invade an uma's cunt but not everyone's dreams will be fulfilled.
>>582495749Do they get raped or do they win there
>>582495702The ketchup goes INSIDE the burg you dumb colt
>>582495921too bad>>582490650>Also, the organizer now knows how to do it using mutuals to ensure the races can't be sabotaged.
>>582495682If I dropped the RS's and the Maverick, I can slot in this instead?
absolutely insane you are defending this retarded organizer who changed the rules just so the Vtard would join the race
I could bet the same retard wanting to sabotage the event is the same one that fucked up the second Danchou Cup
>>582495972I hosted a few rooms there for last CM and went 5/5
>>582495796Uma&Co promoted V so he was eligible when he rejoined.>>582495921That's a problem for the organizer, not me. Or maybe he's fine with it I don't know.
>>582495972The one /uma/ guy joined their cm after race and won and made a lot of people mad. He still joins
>>582495507W is quiet officer that oguriposts in the club chat every morning. I like that.
>>582496041>>582490650And yet it got sabotaged by V, who are you kidding?>>582496095Retarded fucking rule that makes no sense then, one club could fill the whole lobby if they just keep promoting people to officers "just to join the lobby"do you not see how retarded you fucking sound?
>>582496147Thoughts on your dancho?
How do the stats work for rating? I just dropped Wit from 700 to 600 and put Stam from 900 to 1000 and I gained 106 rating?
Let VF fags invade the room next time for bonus points
Nice thread globaltards
>>582496239Clubs can only have 2 officers, retard.
>>582496109So they had a melty about it this month or did he win a long time ago? I wanna laugh at their melty
>>582496274the letter is like a multiplier and higher numbers matter more than lower numbers
>>582496239you can only have 2 officers max. you're starting to sound retarded
>promote someone to officer and make him join the room so it's valid because he joined as officer>demote him and promote someone else as officer so he joins the room as officee>rinse and repeat for 16 slotswow what a great rule>>582496147>W is quiet officerwell not anymore lmao
>>582495509glad to see a recording
>>582496274The higher your singular stat goes, the bigger the ramp up your rating goes. The 100 difference between 600-700 and 900-1000 is not the same
>>582496321Months ago, they honestly don’t melt down like this general does. We’ll be talking about this for weeks
This nigga really is making shit up that never happened huh
>>582495972There's a few ridiculously strong trainers at the other board but most are casual.
>>582496270could kick flatliners faster, but I like a too.
>>582496239>Retarded fucking rule that makes no sense then, one club could fill the whole lobby if they just keep promoting people to officers "just to join the lobby">do you not see how retarded you fucking sound?Funny, because that's a less polite way of phrasing the feedback that I gave last thread >>582490083. >>582496274Stats become more valuable as the stat gets higher and crosses certain thresholds.
>>582496359>>582496307you can join as the officer and get demoted and promote a different officer though and it would count because he was an officer the moment he joined the lobby according to the rules :)there's no rule that says that the person needs to be an officer during the race, ONLY when joining the lobby initially
If Japan has the guts to cut off Equinox's balls and send him back to the field, they would have won KGVI and Prix by now. Equinox is like wine, the older the better.
>>582496326>>582496458Yeah I played with it a bit and it looks like dropping Speed from 1250 to 1200 and putting Stam from 900 to 1000 only raised it by 18. Why are there so many hidden numbers to this game? Rhetorical, I know cygames does this shit a lot.
>>582494336shut up whore, and take it like the slut you are*spits on you and slaps you into the ground*
None of this is kinda nice
genshinvre
>>582496574The organizer is not an AI chatbot. Only officers at the moment the race started joined. No single club did what you mentioned because danchous are not retards.But you're mad and retarded.
lollmao
that's what you get when you try to appease to the attentionwhore who literally has proof of being a schizo samefagging his posts with various collages when he gets nuked
>>582491484Holy fuck I wish I lived in the timeline with haru Urara as the parent of dirt golshi
>yurrokay, how badly are the whites and euros going to roast us for this?
>>582491484>dirter orfethat's just regular orfe
>>582496737Thank you Andarion
>>582496791Eughhh
>>582496737Who said that? It's not written in the rules, the rules state you can join as an officer and that's itdon't be obtuse, V joined the lobby as a griefer and the organizer didn't do shit about it and even started to call it a "narrative"this whole retarded tourney is just another excuse for more shitposting
>>582492096Same. Unfortunately the MechWarrior thread is dead for good. Rip.
>>582496737Ardan sex
butte hole
Pick.
>>582496574and yet nobody did that so shill out broin fact here's an suggestion, let v be the official officer for the upcoming officers cup if there will be any on this triple crown, so nobody can't change officers anymore and yes let the other dude be cucked out
>>582496949all in on world's end
>>582496737maybe the uma&co danchou should do what he promised and give the officer back to W but you know he won't do that
>>582497037But the world might end...
How effective is 100 in the speed stat? I'm thinking of cutting speed to 1100 to fit 2 more last spurt speed skills in.
>>582496949Star Anise
>>582496949>4th favoritemashiba, my goat
>>582497009Or maybe actually have the balls to blacklist him for being a cunt who wanted to grief the tournament initially, ever fucking thought about that?Dude has a background of multiple samefagging melties that are even documented and yet you still coddle up to himliterally why
>>582497042Imma be real with you, I don't give a shit what Uma&Co's danchou (<3) does with their officers 2bhwyfamalan
>>582496949all in on old carnellian
>>582496496>they honestly don't melt down like this general doesYou haven't seen shit
>>582496949All in on red mon reve and I threw a dollar Lugal's way, I love Air Groove so much
>>582497101worth it
>>582497157nvm, he's third, but you get the idea
>>582496949Ai Sansan
>>582496670why do you think ive been watching movies all night?
>>582497220kill yourself V, you egocentric faggot
>>582497220Who r u
>>582497220Go eat some beans
>>582496949always bet on fat racists
>>582496670raping twin turbo until my hips give out
>>582496949i said the heaviest one
Great job, your shitty event only brought more shitposting than anything
Who me? They call me the loli master
>>582496949Neither, they're shit
We learn it is one schizo malding on a 4fun event?
>>582497495Seems like that's the case.
>>582497495>4funyeah so 4fun that the organizer makes up narrative for more shitposting to occur
Don't open.
>>582497495noppers it is not just one, there are at least 3 of themalso i learned V is harmless despite the schizophreniamove on
>>582497559trvke
>>582497551It worked because it's hilarious as fuck
fear no more, I'll save you from this shit thread!
>>582497329Slutty breasts.
>>582496670that's a kinda cute taabo
>>582495509looks fun, I've run lobbies against those fuckers a bunch (especially R, love/hate that asshole, his umas are strong as shit), wicked crowd assembled. >t.hid in Open League CM19
>>582497491
post big booba
post umas so we can move on from this godforsaken thread
>>582497607why are you talking about yourself in 3rd person
>>582497491It appears Maya isn't wearing any pants,
>>582497684Who is R
>>582497748mastah
>>582494360you could get the fumo one where she is smiling. That anon got the Kuripan where she is neutral.
>>582497686>>582497559
>>582497675le heckin daughterino is a shit umapls post a real waifu
>>582497698
>>582497607>also i learned V is harmless despite the schizophrenia
>>582497865
>>582497856>hagShit taste
>>582497856you dont even play jpfuck off and die you freakyou only like her for haha le tits and le tap tap and havent even read her yet to exist story
rolling last 2 digitsif you don't post this many Love-chans, then the site is getting nuked again and it won't be coming back
Question for you LoreCHADS:>Goddesses seem to give Umas special powers.>Have to be one of the Goddesses chosen people or their trainers to get special powers and/or increased durability, right?Theoretically, could Sunday's trainer open their own dimension/domain like her?
>>582497895>instantly proving my pointthanks I guess newfagV doesn't go around posting gore, CP, or worse shit that you can find on this sitelurk morestop posting
>>582498002You can't even type correctly in japanese V
Why even give attention to someone who samefags their own posts? It's the most boring shit ever. 0 organic posts
Okay but what happened to Umamers
post something kinda nice
>>582498053I don’t either do I get a reward?
>>582491248I never joined any /uma/ club since day 1, so there was never any betrayal in the first place. Keep seething.
>>582498053why are you talking about yourself in 3rd person?conveniently ignoring the fact you're the one who does these club v club dramaposts huhAlso shitting on other posters constantly as proven >>582492834>>582493135
>>582498113We sacrificed them to the druids.
>>582496896>V spotted >>582384695>Uma&co contacted>>582385434>V withdraws >>582386224All within 20 minutes because the organizer DID act on it. Do you think we're all so goldfish-brained that you can just tell blatant lies about things that happened within the past 24 hours?>>582497559I should have listened.
>>582498123
>>582498020chop chop, retardsyou have 18 more love-chans to post
>>582498196meds
>>582498113rotting
>>582498252i hope you die in a fire with the jp tards
>>582498257whoma (who + uma)
>>582498053So people complaining about a thread shit stirrer the same tier as posting gore and CP schizos? Alright
>>582498187GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>582498113yurr>>582498213>themretard, it's xezem.
>>582498229And yet the rules were bent to appease himyou're a faggot for letting him rejoin knowing his history too, whole event is pointless
>>582498187why are you joining an /uma/ event then? fuck off>>582498261funny that's just what V would say
>>582498346streamer uma who wants you, her torena, to fuck her in front of her audience
>>582498521meds
>>582496949what time does the race start
>>582497559too small
>>582498187Your self glug dox was one of the funnier posts bwochacho
Coney Island wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Hanshin
>>582498521Invaders were allowed, so why not?>>582498598We don't talk about that
Things that need feedback and clarification1. what if a club floods the officers cup with officers- I didn't know this before too but there's a 2-officer limit per club. that's why uma&co had their drama going on. Maybe we should stop 2 officers joining per club if that's the case? But this race proved you don't need 2 to win so that's that. 2. limiting who enters the race, how to stop the threat of randos from ruining the event- uma rooms has a private slots feature where only those thats mutuals with the host can join in. By making every interested participant be mutuals wirh the host, this ensures that unrelated parties and bad actors can't ruin the event. Invaders can write a formal request to join /here/ if you're a damn puritan about them being an /uma/dacchi. >inb4 V ruins it againjust dont be mutuals with V, if he's in the race that means the host is compromised. Its a simple system that reports on itself isn't that nice.3. points system- our current system is giving 10 pts for 1st till 1pt for 10th and nothing for anyone else. The f1 point system is too much as that one anon said for a 2-3 race series, but I'd also like it if every participant gets points... Maybe have a base point and just add weights for top 1-5? Like below top 5 gets 1, 5th gets 2, 4th gets 3...till 1st with 6pts maybe? But that just makes the weight be at the top...I don't know.4. Why is it a mess..?I don't really understand what part is a mess, or is it the whole shingmajhing itself? Well, this is our first formal event we all have to start somewhere. Let us all make it a better product thats why we have this feedback and clarification section. Not every G1 horse wins their debut, nor is losing make debut equates that the run is completely bricked as well. (1/2) sorry for being slow but you'll have to make do
>>582498053>he doesn't post [literally illegal shit] that means he's good despite mutliple collages of him shittalking others and stirring shit up in the thread!are you actually serious
>>582498752tldr sounds like shit
>>582498537waow
Love-chan pls, I need this place to stay afloat so I can shitpost over at /sp/
Ok I learned how to use this. Should I just grab whatever's on top of the list, or should I focus on which does what?
>>582498113He's gaining fans so he's fine enough at least.I know I probably sound like a faggot but the guy scares me sometimes, it's probably shitposting but his schizo posting, the weird chat leak about slittng his throat. Makes me worried hhe might actually do something dumb
>>582498752I think you should kill yourself
>>582498391Clubs were allowed to promote people so they'd be eligible from the beginning. If you don't like the rules or want to blacklist people then organize your own event.
>>582498752>I don't really understand what part is a messthen you're being oblivious on purpose because the whole thing is a mess ever since the resident shitstirrer joined it and you still refuse to acknowledge it
>>582498834Never trust a pseudo-anonymous personality you can recognize by the way he writes
(2/2)5. Adding one more Officers Cup race for December- G2 Hanshin Cup - 1400m Hanshin - rightI don't know if we should add it in, I understand as to why but we're focused on G1s yeah? I'll leave it up to you guys and the clubs if they want a third race. 6. You need an editorProbably.7. Ban the xogpersonally I couldn't care less as to which meta pick wins as thats a talking point if the meta soulless pick wins regardless. But if the host wants to ban an uma thats outside my control and I don't mind it. 8. >>582490083We got away with it this time, but allowing clubs to snapshot the officer status and potentially enter more than two was asking for a shitshow. It's a less than 24 hour event, make it so they have to be an officer the whole time so you and the host don't have to micromanage and monitor officer status.9. >>582494606>I'm what people call a retard, so it's hard for me to follow points or what they mean. You should clarify the team points, how it works and do this in advance.I'll keep that in mind, I was rawdogging these announcements but I'll make a format for future races>Use a spreadsheet that anons can check for the future races too, and also to know which danchous/officers are joining and to keep track of scores.I'm not a tech savvy kind of guy, do we have to use a rentry for this or something? I think I'll leave this one to (You) anondacchi, thank you very much.9. Other unaddressed concerns and suggestionsIf I forgot to mention something please reply and if you have suggestions please don't hesitate to drop it in. I know I'm slow at replying but you have to make do. Thank you very much for taking your time anondacchi.(2/2)
>>582498752>I don't really understand what part is a messthe part where you bend the knee to drama shit stirrers and schizos>V, if he's in the race that means the host is compromisedhow is V ruining the race exactly? you are being mind controlled by schizos that don't even play the game
>>582498752this shit will never work and will only be used as a platform to namedrop thread celebs.you will never be a thread celeb. fuck off.
>>582498982just fucking use discord nigger
This is why I should be hosting events, you fags are too autistic about them
>>582499017the next one is a danchou raceif v joins and he's not a danchou, then the host is trolling because the host should only be mutual with the danchousnot a hard concept to grasp
>>582498862You're the one who moved the goalpost when you let him in againI guess a club should just promote 2 people to officers, join the race, then take those officers off and promote another 2 officers and join with them toorules don't state it's only 2!do you really not see how retarded you soundare you slow in the head
Medici Power wins the 8th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Nakayama
>>582498982unironically fuck off
>>582498982Don't ever think of using discord, keep posting in the thread until all races are over. The moment you move this to discord is when it gets ruined for real.
>>582498982fuck off and kys
>>58249882415 more
>>582498982>I don't know if we should add it in, I understand as to why but we're focused on G1s yeah?Stick to recent CMs if you want people to actually participate. Multiple sprints this close together is also asking a bit much, most people hate that distance bracket.
>>582498862If you can promote people just for the race it's not an Officer Cup, it's a 2 random retards from your Club Cup
>>582498982honestly with how much of a pussy you are being no one will want to join your events again
>>582498982avatarfagging is against the rules btw >>582499017and yet I posted the race results, curious! you need to stop talking about yourself in 3rd person
>>582498752>>582498982Just make a poll about things you believe it should be clarified. But please do not bend to retarded shitpost, Totopo drama taught us this is bad idea.
>>58249931415 more pumps from her
>>582499354no one actually believes this no matter how many times you and your 2 other devices spam this btwevery one had a decent amount of fun and you are so mad about it
I love my genius wife!
>>582499278it's already ruined anyway>>582499408why are you trying to excuse schizo retards like V joining the rooms to ruin them?
>>582499141Who do you think you're arguing with? I've criticized that exact same rule multiple times. It's also irrelevant to the V situation since he was an officer when he rejoined today.
>>582499437Your wife owes me sex
>>582498957Eh I mean I have nothing to lose by trusting him, not like I'm sending him money or meeting up with him irl.I just wish he'd say he was meming around about stuff lke that
How do these threads keep getting worsedie die die dieJust post porn or something at this point i'd rather see people fake shocked at umanko than see this bullshit any longer
>>582498982>Officers CupJust rename it namefag cup because that's what it is. It'd be more entertaining too.
>>582499489>why are you trying to excuse schizo retards like V joining the rooms to ruin them?Make a poll about it
The cortisol levels on this schizo lmao, literally fuming. >>582498982Not a suggestion but yet another reminder to ignore all the samefagging from the retard, it was a nice first event.
Umamusume no pakotube!*PAKO* *PAKO* *PAKO* *PAKO* *PAKO*
>>582499523Then the rules got bent literally just for him, how do you not fucking see it as a bad thing?
>The race is sabotaged because V joined (as an officer)the absolute state of these niggas
>>582499532She doesn't but give me the source on that image.
>>582499437your wife looks like a slut
>>582498982So V being a officer is not allowed to join your event because you have a personal Vendetta?
My trainee asked if I had a girlfriend and when I said no, she asked if I was gay
>>582499602Kill yourself V, you are the reason this event is shit because you couldn't stop yourself from attentionwhoring and you know exactly that you're a piece of shit
>>582498982I think we should hold this weekly for maximum shitposting potential
>>582499638explain how it was bent without crying
>>582497559marvelous!
>>582499638>He complied with the rules?>That means the rules got bent literally just for him
>>582499809Stop being oblivious on purpose
Currencels are SEETHING
>>582499782I actually love myself and have good self esteem, so I don't think I'm a piece of shit for having fun playing uma???Weird projection tho
>Officers Cup>look inside>not actually Officers Cup but "2 people chosen to participate cup">>582499928sure you do, especially with so much crying over 789
>>582498982i don't have any suggestions, but thank you for making the threads fun again. uma careers and cm discussions are pointless and stupid
>>582499539If it really affects you, dehumanize him in your mind, so if it's a meme you'll have a laugh and if he really offs himself you'll feel less bad
did V owe the Vschizo money or something? this is insane
>>582499889Keep defending the serial shitposter with a background of being deleted and having literal collages made about itIf you seriously can't see how he was ready to shit up the whole tournament initially you have only yourself to blame if he does it again (he will)
obsessed lmao
>>582499543>porn and fun is posted>REEEEE MODS>drama, gay shit and schizos>heheh this is a good thread>suddenly drama, gay shit and schizos hit the fan>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT THREADEvery time
>>582498752>>582498982I honestly don't think it needs to be this complicatedWhen I go over to /v/ma they just post the race and the rules and people follow them mostly. I only saw a rule break once and the TO just DQ them from the standingsI do not care how another club shuffles their officers around. That is an internal matter and non of out buisiness.If you are going to add a G2 for officers it should be the super G2 Mainichi Okan or one of the end of year dirt G1sThanks again for organizing the event and don't let random anons bully you out of your vision for the tournament.
post implied umarape
oh we're backit was nice having some peace quiet around here
>>582499539It is realIf you can, do keep trying to help him
>>582499928Why did you steal officer from W? he was an officer literally since the club got created
>>582500080Now if V keeps it cool and doesn't make anything stupid he will be thread redeemed and his anti will be the only schizo. An interesting turn of events.
>>582498982>Officers CupShitposting aside you really should just rename it to something else.
>>582498752>Invaders can write a formal request to join /here/Ok I would like to request very much in advance to be an invader for Danchou cupt. Fingerdark danchou
A couple umas without a trainer asked me to help someone who was hurt in a dark alleyway with a bunch of really large stuff near the entrance, and when I went in to see who needed help I blinked and somehow lost 4.5 hours
Black Olympia wins Hyogo Tokubetsu at Hanshin
>>582499706https://twitter.com/rururugegegege/status/2104035503033257998>She doesn'tDamn...
Imagine 4rze actually getting danchou from some club and winning again
>>582500335i don't think anyone believes your samefagging gwo
>>582500335He is talking with me right now in the cord about the game, he has been quiet
Where to watch the race?how much longer before sprinters stakes?thanks.
>>582500281
>nearing 500 replies>barely 200 imagesretards, the lot of you
Cool. Evens and I train Ryan. Odds and I train nice nature
>>582500454He's literally in this thread shitposting who are you kidding
>>582500490That's not kinda nice at all
>>582500465in an hour and 30
WHERE;S THE STREAM I NEED MY KEIBA
>>582500483part 2
>>582500490I thought saving image bandwidth was good? It's cheaper for the servers.
>>582500069I wouldn't want to do that even if I could.I've worked on a lot of suicides and the aftermath is always tragic. You would think you'd become desensitized to it after a while but it jusst gets sadder everytime.>>582500307I wish I could if it is real, having a heart to heart here isn't really easy and even if we somehow managed that I don't know how I could actually help him fix some of his issues
>>582500702Just fuck off to discord V
>>5824985742 hours 20 mins if i'm not wrong, by 2 hours be checking here, i'm sure anons will be informing
>>582500647final part>>582500623usually i'd say the kick stream but that's down right now
>>582500693idk. but lust provoking images would definitely help this specific general's thread quality
>>582500861Oh yeah? Prove it!
>>582500465If you have a VPN then just set it to Japan and you can watch the official JRA stream on youtube (you can also use the free VPN that comes with firefox)
>>582500483What the FUCK is her problem
>>582500931dozo
>>582500861>jp umaI dunno about that
/ourgirl/
Do we prefer this or ERP
>>582500970She's a tsundere. Those type of girls famously never win
>>582500396I follow this artist and elon in his infinite wisdom decided not to put it on my feed
>>582501040Both of these involve V so what's the difference
>>582500968nta but i never realized that firefox had a built-in vpn
We fucked
4rze real identity doxx, Open image at your own risk, most of you can't handle it
>>582500702>I wish I could if it is real, having a heart to heart here isn't really easy and even if we somehow managed that I don't know how I could actually help him fix some of his issuesI honestly don't know what you tell you other that don't give up. I'm broken in many ways too but I still wanted to help him, but I think I just made it worse I'm not sure. I appreciate them a lot so if you have a chance to help, do it
Imagine the stench
>>582501186Literally fuck off to discord
>>582501116They added it a couple months back
Umamusume JP page official art for Sprinter Stakes 2026ALL IN ON PANJA TOWERRRRR
tripping umama in front of a crowd
what do uma titties taste like?
>>582501186>what you tell youyou can't help yourself from showing off how ESL you are
>>582501105I fail to see how that's my problem.Get "old twitter layout (2026)" and change your browser from using the algo timeline to another one
>>582501248I thought this was the art for this year?
>>582501262Salty coins and milk
>>582501040I prefer 7 posting
>I actually love myself and have good self esteem>I'm broken in many ways toowhich one is it then
Why is he replying to himself?
>Super Creek rainbow>39>Symboli S rainbow>17
>>582501186Next time he shows up I'll try to talk to him about it, that's all I can do really but I guess it is better than nothing
what if>summer maru with runaway suzuka>uma2+gold heal+777+festive miraclecan this work
Silver Will wins Saffron Sho at Nakayama
>>582501459anon learns that a compulsive liar is... lying?
>>582501504>nurturing mommy knows how to make you grow biggerbig surprise
>>582501504no refunds
I want to get raped by umas
>>582501527Inherited FM is 0.1 accel, so it's a lot of resources and wit checks for fewer lengths than KFC speed carryover.
lets be kind!
>>582501670what if the uma is a middle schooler?
>>582501508We cannot do much to help them. We are just randos on 4ch.
The kick stream is back on if you want to watch keibahttps://kick.com/b01doghos/videoswe're still a little ways away from the sprinter stakes though
the people asking for early evos are so fucking funny because what are you gonna do against a .80 target speed increase on the final corner in arima kinen? increase your FoV?
>>582501673whos kfc
>>582501508Taking action is better than being idle and waiting for something bad to happen. Is not like it is your responsibility or anything, but if we give up on each other, then what is the point of life? Don't stop being human even if we are just random 4chinners like the other poster said
>>5825017417 and all you retards die tonight
>>582501897so it seems
>>582501897BRO!
>>582501527Pure Heart has fatter heal if you're doing runaway. Also remember inherit festive miracle is a wit check too
>>582501829Risanautr was too far back I think. But it was a really good race, and I have high hopes for the top three
shut the FUCK up with your club schizo drama
>>582501897thats not very kind...
How does one "ruin" a lobby? Just checked this thread on my phone without my filters and I didn't know this shitshow was going on at all.
... I was joking...
discordniggers can you at least avatarfag so my filters can work
why is everyone more on edge than usual tonight
>>582502046don't worry about it babe, just turn your filters back on and forget about it
>>582502124everyone's in heat
>>582501670This elementary schooler raped me...
>>582501893>>582501893>Don't stop being human even if we are just random 4chinners like the other poster saidthis you?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/582112901/#q582134604https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/582384990/#q582385429
>>582502197And he wonders why she left him
>>582502046bwoski, turn on your filters on your phone and comfy post, onegai?
I will be cheering for FLICKER JAB cos that is an awesome name for a sprinter
>>582502197Boiled that freak
>>582502308
>>582502309read that as FUCKER JAB at first
>>582501883Kiss for Courage. Umas need about 7 seconds to fully accelerate with just A&S, so carrying over the KFC velocity is around 2.5-3.2 lengths depending on its rank; more if your runaway denies or delays the A&S trigger because you're looking at up to 10 seconds of acceleration time. FWIW I recommend against pairing fronts with runaways. >>582502046It's just drama/schizoposting, the actual race fired with no issue.
>>582502408fap before you post
>>582502309for me, it's ai san san cause it sounds cute
>>582502197so human.. such a nice person
>>582502308you cant post that lad
>>582502308Now **this** is the thread I was looking forwelcum back, /uma/
Can someone explain why I should care if a shitposter joins a lobby?
>>582501897
>>582502308That's some ugly breast.
>>582501760
>>582502308pornposters are an essential part of the thread ecosystem
How long until the Stakes??
Post umas on erotic cosplay
https://files.catbox.moe/k6lmx4.mp4this is usually what happens when the opponent umas have sub 500 wit and try to powermaxx
>>582502721let's just shut up about it. make the rules stricter next time so any unwanted faggots don't become the topic that derail sthe general for 2 threads straighthere, have booba instead
>>582501760Middle schoolers are peak
Shonan Banrai wins Sakai Stakes at Hanshin>>58250277651 minutes
What's the next segment?
>>582502854he's gonna ruin it anyway and you'll all act surprised like it's the first time he's done it
>>582502837whatever dudehttps://litter.catbox.moe/3412msy6ezuatlpn.mp4
>>582502854This puppet is in quite a lewd position...
>>582502758what manga
>>582502927I'd rather have it on filters and not give it any attentionlike with counterbaking, counterpost/reply with topics that don't revolve around it
>>582502895>>582502953Why does Orfe have dirt sparks?
do you still have your last arima kinen ace?this one was understammed, no greens either. power was too low too. Unfortunate
>>582502774Who is at the top of the foodchain then?
>>582503158His progeny is so cracked on dirt and I don't get why, but on the other side there's Pie-chan who started on dirt and did suboptimal until they put her on turf
>>582502997It's a parody of a Monogatari panel
>>582502968>tsurupettan bgmholy based
>>582503236Fusuposters, of course!
>>582502894I'm a fan of single digit.
>>582503382Bro?
>>582503407he's talking about his oshi, digitan
>>582503256Maybe they should send him to stud in the US to see if his spawns can win da dahbee (Kentucky).
Why is Opera O sticker "the raped"? I missed this piece of the lore
>>582503657why did she do it
>>582503646someone in a club posted it before leaving
Friendly reminder that Japanese works that they fully expect there to be porn of underaged characters specifically use the word "academy" instead of "school" and use terms like "affiliated school" to refer to middle school aged children. All these are to obfuscate the real age because you can be 18 or older when you are in an affiliated school or an academy. All characters are 18 years or older.
>>582503570That would be crazy to see, but I don't know if Japs would be okay with that, I faintly remember seeing that Orfevre was close to finishing stud duty, but maybe I'm wrong
>>582503646someone left their club with an opera emote as a final message dunno whats the original but theres multiple happenstance
0% SPD umas are so bad holy shitYou're completely dependent on triple rainbows
>>582503685Tazuna did 9-11
>>5825038177 and i rape this green whore
Honey Dress wins Ibaraki Shimbun Hai at Nakayama
35 minutes before sprint kino
>>5825039027 and she'll cut your dihh
Loves Only You is NTR bait because she doesn't Love Only Me
>>5825041297 and golshi drugs and kidnaps you
>>582503817Call me a mossad operative due to the way I want to ravage that woman's twin towers
>>582503570The genes flowing through Japan...
>>582503570Bubblegum's relative?
>Found a good self-hate Iwara, a rare futa Iwara, and a couple decent vanillas>Zero motivation to download them now that I've finished
>>582498618Just read she's the sister of Liberty Island, I hope she can carry her legacy
>>582504584 I want Danon Century to win, what about you faggots
>>582504581Rice is a HERO
>>582503209She's not witlet at least. I'm impressed that mine's nag the final with this wit.
>>582504207What would Golshi even do with a kidnapped torena?
>>582504540>URA carat run should be finished by now>Never started it, presumably because I was arguing with some retard about the Officer's Cup
>>582504636drag him into warcrimes, bank heists, treasure hunt and nightly umapyois
>>582504654Did you learn your lesson?
>>582504712No.
>>582504712evil horse
>>582504636nonstop rape on remote islands
>>582504712sunday lost her soul when they took off her twin tails
>>582504753
>looking for end closers loopers>only dogshit parentsDo endcucks really just go Daring Strike = Win?
>>582504937yep kino
Danon Century wins Port Island Stakes at Hanshin
frontrunner = gaybottompace = chaserssurgers = straight switchends = virgin
>>582502854I'm gonna masturbate
oh shit look at the clock it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
>>582504937Did you expect anything else?
>>582504627Congrats!
>>582504937spurt is nice to have sometimes too yeah
>>582504937beautiful, isn't it?
Next race is G1 SPRINTER STAKES in 15 minutes
Just woke up who we betting on the sprinter steaks
Sprinters Stakes next!
>>582504937There's no skill to loop anyway for end. You just hope on encroaching this time. If you're encroachinglet, you just die anyway in front of frontblobslop
>>582505152let's go, Panja Tower
>>582505196>If you're encroachinglet, you just die anyway in front of frontblobslopbut how do you get in front of them without encroaching???
>>5825052232big4me
>>582505174That mad dash by Red Schwert at the end.
SPRINT DAHBY
lememe on da filly
How do I tell my trainee that I really don't want to be her trainer anymore
>>582505152>puro magicthis is my neigha
>>582505152I like Black Chalice
>>582505223nishino is not that big
>>582505229Frontblobslop will just knock you back for 50 meter before you get to be in front of them even without encroaching.
>>582505152Star Anise for late kino
sprint... kino?
I'm rooting for Star Anise because I like food.
>>582505152>>582505170>Star Anise may replicate Nishino Flower career>Flicker Jab has a kino name>Win Carnelian can get a B2BHoping all 3 have a great race, and everyone ends up safe
>>582505152>Mama Concha
>>582505386I hate to say it, but I think your tenuous grasp of the English language has caused you to miss the joke
>>582505152>lugalGenocide Cutter?!?!
>Puro Magic only 9th favoritestraight line tards is it over for us
First 3* blue when doing carat runs, I hate it
>>582505587dont fuss over blue sparks they are useless by now
>>582505223Someone important is missing...
>>582505657>they are useless by nowgood luck with your stam/power
>>582505657gaslighting is bad
>>582505657Stamina sparks are very important right now.
>>582505657gaslighting is good
5 MINUTES TO START
did the stream fucking die
>>582505657blue sparks will always be relevant, since it is always a +150-200 boost to that specific stat
>>582505743I thought gates were :45maybe that was the G3 one yesterday
>>582505807find another stream on youtube
stream is dead AIEEEEEEEE
WHERE'S MY FUCKING KEIBRA????? WHERE'S MY FUCKING SPRINTERS STAKES?????????????
THE DREAM DIED
links?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OanN1BuwB0yoinked straight from yt search
I'm sorry keibabros... I was almost caught in your hobby... but now... without streams... idk anymore if I want to keep following...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZC6k__57eY
https://www.youtube.com/live/_OanN1BuwB0
Good, play the fucking game
>>582505948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OanN1BuwB0
kino 3d animation soon
Pachislot looking ahh logo
SPRINTER STAKES IS STARTING!
>>582505948doghos commit sudoku maybe>>582506036title card to a beatmania songmap
Why do they tire out the horses by making them walk around in circles like that?
>>582506036how are 70 year olds supposed to avoid being obliterated while trying to comprehend such a sign?
Why are they Chinese?
>>582506086It's called warm up fatso kun
>>582506086you need to warm up bwosky
>>582505975umagrok is farming fans for me so i can watch keiba
FANFAREGOGOOGGOGET IN NOWWWWWW
>>582506086you get tired from walking?
it's time
>>582506086retard, it's to calm them down, horses don't like being forced to stand still
>>582506086https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warming_up
>>582506086normal animals/people don't get tired after a few steps Teiobro
>>582506086Horses need to warm up before they reach max running power
For me, it's World's End or Black Chalice
YADA YADA
puro magic sadly got gate raped
Panja Tower is being very bratty rn
Did the schizo stop having a meltdown over who joined a race?Is it safe to post now?
flicker ... kwab
Frontwinslol
>>582506239Nevermind holy shit what a run
Puro Magic wins G1 Sprinter Stakes at Nakayama
>Starting at: 10:00 p.m., October 10 (UTC)Race Conditions: Nakayama / Turf / 2,500m (Long) / Right-Handed / Inner / Winter / Cloudy / GoodIsnt there was more time between?
KINO
ANOTHER DASHTARD RISES
WE LOVE YOU PUROGOAT
>first into the late race>winnice race keibatards
>>582506339that was pure magic
NOOOO WORLD'S END ALMOST HAD IT
Lugal whiffed Lightning Surge nooo
wow Puro Magic controlled the pace>NIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRI
let's fucking goo
PURO KINO
Apologize
I should have just gone to bed. This was even less worth ruining my sleep over than a random jiggy.
>dramaslop[-]
PURO MAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC joins >Bamboo Memory (1990)>Daiichi Ruby (1991)>Nishino Flower (1992)>Sakura Bakushin O (1993-1994)>Hishi Akebono (1995)>Taiki Shuttle (1997)>Believe (2002)>Durandal (2003)>Calstone Light O (2004)>Aston Machan (2007)>Curren Chan (2011)>Gran Alegria (2020)As a Sprinters Stakes winner, congratulations!
>>582506341What a run. Bow before your king of speed back liners.
too bad
look at all that turf being kicked up damn sprinters are strong
NIGEBROS...!
>>582506461I liked no. 12....
-2000 YEN AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE WORLD'S END
Impactlings prove their worth once more
>>582506461anise brocked....>>582506484softer grass today
>hits unrestrainednothin personnel pacekeks
>>582506341>>582506461just stay in front and don't let anyone pass you and you win lol
Puro Magic did a Calstone Light ORecord Time in Ibis Summer Dash -> Sprinter Stakes win is exactly what Calstone did in 2004
>>582506554Thank god I didn't gamble on this race>>582506571She did better than I thought she would given how blocked she was
>>582506431my jiggies aren't random, they have a lot of thought put into them
>>582506401It it meant to be Pure Magic, or Pro Magic? The Puro seems to be the same Puro used for Japanese Professional Wrestling.
>>582506651kino nigetard
Win Carnelian wasn't able to contest a defense of his win last year, looks like he faded in the final few meters
That's it for me when it comes to today's races, sorry that I overslept and did not post about pre 8th race racesRemember that we will have a Paka Live TV in 4 hours
>>582506708Don't lie.
>>582505309make her run 30 consecutive races
>>582506742it's puro (pyuuro) from pure (pyuua)
>>582506796I assume it's because he failed to get early lead. Last year race is everyone watching Satono Reve and leaving June Blair and Win Carnelian to nige by themselves
>>582506837Does it cost money and is there a vod?
>>582506651just run fast, it's not that complicated bro
Can't find the fanfare so I'll try to find it tomorrow, apologies!
>>582506921> He never watched PakaLiveBreh....
>>582506921It's a free stream on the official uma youtube channel
>Looking at posts after the race>Feel something on my leg>Turn light on and check>Random large bug crawling up itThat's it, tomorrow I'm cleaning my room
For some reason the instant I saw lememe on Star Anise I knew he wouldn't win
>>582506837I hope they drop the keiba yappering
>>582506907Thanks, anon.
>>582507137lollmao
>>582507137keibage gwocho
Stopping for now too, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go better, my 3 picks weren't lucky but at least it looks like everyone finished safe, special congratulations to Puro Magic and everyone who supported her like >>582505312 anon There's still 2 races so if you're still watching please enjoy them, if you're curious the next G1 is the Shuka Sho in October 19, sadly as some of you may know this year there can't be a Triple Tiara, but that doesn't mean the race won't be exciting, with nothing else to say I hope you all have a Marvelous Sunday!
>>582507094teiobwo... you should do it now
>>582490251nah that guy self-doxxed himself as the suzuka glug poster. it's alright
>>582507094Might just be bad RNG, had a roach on my face a few months ago while sleeping that woke me up in the middle of the night but I haven't haad any roaches since and I didn't clean up shit
>>582507205LE ARC NEXT WEEK
>>582507205>next G1 race is Shuka ShoBut what about>PRIX L'ARC DE TRIOMPHE
>>582507263>>582507094I clean my room once every 2 months or so when the dust becomes unbearable and I have never seen bugs, are you guys throwing food everywhere or something?
>>5825072857 and nipponese winning arc never ever until they get a Kaneko horse in-game
>>5825072857 and it happens this year
>>582505823We wuz niges n sprints
>>582507267>>582507285I FORGOT l'Arc!!! I'M SORRY!I hope everyone is here to watch it next SundayThank you!
Images!!!!!!
>>582506837>tried to bait /vm/a but failedGratz on Puro Magic though
I THOUGHT I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN GUYS!
7 and Japan has consecutive Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe wins
>>582507094>spíns wheelWhy are sweepy bros like this?
>>5825072857 nd nippon gets as close as a nose to winning
>>582507486
>>582507361I like eating my food on my bed so I can watch youtube on my laptop while eating but I don't leave any dirty plates or anything in my room for more than a few days.Left half a pizza on the floor once to take a nap, woke up in the middle of the night to keep eating it and I ate an entire slice before realising it was covered in ants. Never again
>>582507536Spic or seaturd kitachan?
what the fuck is wrong with teiobros
>>582507560Dumb sleeping face.
>>582507563>Never againDo you hate protein or something? I'm telling the Ryanfags and they're going to rape you.
Flashu
You guys are lying right? Things just can't be that bad for people who have internet access.
>>582507519What happened bwo?
>>582507678Do you genuinely not know about the Roach King? The guy in this webm is a billionaire >>582507094
>>582507645oh yeah? well you have a dumb awake face
>>5825077084chan was down when I went to bed yesterday, but its back now
>>582507640jej
>>582507760HOW COULD YOU!?
>>582507764Oh.. glad you back buddy
>>582507563Not him but my room is basically where I eat and where I leave my food. I also have my own refrigerator in my room, but I never got bugs in my room nor ants.Although my room is basically filled with lots of large coke zero bottles.
>>582507760That's not kinda nice
>>582507753Did he really bad an asian baddie and shes not a glowie spy??
>>582507564>checks moon phaseah yes, the usual, just a seanigger
>>582507827thanks!
>>582505583NEVERINFUCKING DOUBTi would've put money on her if i was at nakayama
>>582507625the unsolvable question of the /uma/verse
>>582507625That's nothing. Surely you were here for the slug Teiobro
making souphope its goodwhen is guts deck going to be competitive in CMSs
Only place I could find the Fanfare, and with that, I'm going to bed!
>>582507950You'll borrow ks miracle guts after longslop.
don't be mean guys!!!
>long CM is in two weeks>i already have two out three acesFeels weird desutachi
>>582507950guts cards aren't good until 3rd anni
Steel Reserve is 8.1% and is really cheap, such is the fate of alcoholics
>>5825080147 and I rape dia-chan until my balls go dry
Why is she like this?
>image limit
>>582507563>and I ate an entire slice before realising it was covered in ants.Why are teioposters so fucked up
mighty need for this donkey
Perfection
Image limit is fucking oper
>829/309post more imageswhat is wrong with you?
>>582508168better luck next time
0, 4 or 7 and I *** an uma
>>582508269We;re not at image limit fuc k you
Got her ready to suffer
>>582508449kwab
>>582508449umas are not for eating
I'll do my part.
try to bake already
dog
>>582508227Because cows love her. That's how she got her tits.
umamusume.jpg
>>582508558
7 and we drag Teiobros to penis explosion chamber
>>582508592Look at this cow.
this retard canonically shouts BEAST MODE!!! during races
7 and I get to kiss a teiobro
>>5825086967 and you'll dock your dihh with Teiobro
7 and I ****
7 and I get my very own Raisu.
keep going
7 and i will lose 10Kgt.Teiobro
>>582508696>wanting to kiss a human failureoh no no no no
7 AND WE ALL FUCKING DIE
7 and I got a 7.
7 and you guys shut the freak up and bake
7 and I curse this general until the end of time.
Are Marufags the only ones incapable of taking bait?
sex seven
>>582504129>dihh>>582508939>freakwhy did the downtime bring out all the underage posters
7 and we die here
>>582509015>>582509015>>582509015
you guys suck, watch this.7 and this becomes a tamachan thread
>no bakeI guess it's a farewell bros7 and baker will have sexwith teibro
>page 7 bake
>>582505587I would fucking kill for this. Nimble 2*, uma stan, and 3* stamina. Even with the turf spark I'd still run this for two of my aces this CM. This is what I'm farming right now and I cant get what I need.
>>582505223Link please broI NEED IT
