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>>582509015Dantsu LOVE
First for hags, including Maru and CB.
7 and we put Teiobros on a diet
We fucked
post IT
7 and I drink a fucking BEER.
>my team for Long CM >Late, EndWho should be third? Pace or front maybe?
>>582509143
7 and OP dies in his sleep
>V thread
>>582509190What the actual fuck.
Why are there so many lewd Rob Roy pics? I just want something cute and sweet.
7 and this will be the last 7 ever
>>582509189Realistically? FrontBut there are so many fun Paces
>>582509194>4ohnonono
>>582509234Horse pussy. Uma delicia
>>582509273But there's no good paces
>>582509240
>>582509273>Tama festival pace with cheeky Angling
>>582509240>off-model fanart
Tachyon LOVE
All I ask is that people don't leave an
>reddit tachyon
>>582509240Is this a trick question? Rob Roy is always lewd
>>582509132I AM ALREADY DIETING
>>582509309
>>582509194
I slept through the officer cupdid you guys have fun?
>>582509531>>582509532>two device tony
>>582509303Good and fun rarely coincideWait for BEAST MODE Brian for that>>582509372No innate heal and having to rely on Its On makes things hard for her
Introducing Seiun Sky!
this game is not good
you bwos fell for a "teiobwo" who said he had LEFTOVER pizza... how naive can you be
>>582509506No you don't, I can still feel your footsteps from Beijing
>>582509194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR794_QBmug
>>582509619>Good and fun rarely coincideevery single late is good if you can get a heal on themthere are 3 good fronts and 1 good endsomewhere in there are some fun characters
Currencels are SEETHING
Stop being dumbos
>>582509506sameat my rate I should hit perfect weight in 4 months, love losing weight it triggers all kind of anxiety and pain that you don't normally experience
>huh I need to unlock the chud>start the story>somehow tickezo is talking about Derbyholy fucking shit her personality is indeed just DAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Bake new
>>582509532Yes it was a lot of fun, had to filter 100+ schizo posts after itYou can watch it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlu4NKzDl1A
7 and this thread will not be full of retards
>>582509743But running double Lates is no good on ArimaCrowding is bad
Give me a fucking SEVEN already
front runner sprinters stakes front runner sport front runner game
>>582509743>1 good endmy bad, inari was so far under my radar that I didn't even look at her kit2 good ends
>reddit kidneystone
tokyo yushun
Bros which borrow card i should pick for pace chases for Long kino??Preferably wit card or speed? Is it Fine motion?
>>582509867And how did you achieve this 7? Through Shiraoki-sama
>>582509867how can I get this power?
>>582509948Shiraoki is NOT real. Look, here > 7 and Teiobros will find a girlfriend
>>582510005She clearly has bigger plans for Teiobros my friend.
8 and all of 7s are nullified
Just say Blaze Brian instead of Beast Mode Brian, it takes less time to type.
What are we running for the arima china
Give me number 3.
>>582509826And we love her for that
>>582510067>7
bot hours
>>582509887Turns out if you're 1st you win... no one has figured this out yet
7 and all 7s are doubled for the next hour
>>582510067>67Rickeytomos no no nonono...
>>582509867Thank you
Is Neck and Neck good on Pace for CM20?
>>582509867>>582510067
4 and we're invited to a Basashi feast by danchous
>>582510212No, but what else are you going to use?
>>582509659It's not like I didn't wanna eat the pizza but I don't know how to sleep eat
>>582510067lmao feng shui is fucking BULLSHIT
>>582510286BEAST MODE
Please be nicer
>>582510286
>>582510090Original Tama (Potentially Beast Mode Brian if I flip her in a single daily)The CommanderFestival Inari
>>582510170Vayne main here, need level 2 tower diver for duo bot.
>>582510090The XOG forma de sovl
>>5825102937 and Tomakomai prospers. Other numbers and it turns into a ghost town
>>582510341There are 3 accels on that list which are "what else would you use." You're never getting Victory Cheer off. You're not getting NSM, you're getting Nimble, which won't win on its own. You're not looping for My True Strength.
>>582510317chu~
>>582510463Diamond!
>>582510380IGN?
>>582510534I'm diamond for Diamond.
I love teiobros, they're always the best posters
>>582510458Thanks for your insight.
>>582510067PIME TARADOX
>>582510341maverick is the best accel
>>582510090Fuku full amor, Fest Inari end and a pacer (not sure who yet) , maybe Rice. I dont want to just run ends and lates because pace promotion
>>582510635
>>582510635you're trying to reason with seanigs. ask again in a better hour
>>582510760I've seen enough in these generals now to know who's full of shit or not.
>>582510603Nobody can resist the Satono clan's shining gem!
>>582510910You asked whether Neck and Neck was good. It's not, on long. But paces don't have reasonable access to any other accels, so it's what you're stuck with.
which uma should i use to satisfy my needs before going to bed?
>>582511058odds Teioevens your oshi0 golshi western "art"
ts highkey cringe brochacho
>>582511135
My trainee keeps stealing my blankets because "she wants to remember my smell"
>>582509190Fried Umanko!
>>582511253My trainee stole my house keys and would not say why
My trainee stole my heart
She is cute
Uma for this feel?
You can't steal what was willingly given
My trainee got rid of my condoms...
who's the usain bolt of umas
>>582511548you misunderstandwe kept losing raceswe racked up so much debtI am literally dying on the floor
>>582511253tell her she's not a dog
>>582511526the pink french one
>>582511641Torena-kun...Were you imagining something else when they said you would be paying with your body?
>>582511639The fastest sprinter
wondering about that grass
>random nonsense post>random video unrelated to umanice thread
>>582511943Obey Your Master LOVES Grass' scent.
>>582511526One of these, but leaning more towards Stinko
sex
>>582511653why does this tiny girl has huge breastswhat part of the horse did they translate into bigtiddies
Stattistically speaking, which uma has the most hung fans
>>582512242
>>582512278Why are you like this?
>>582512242obviously the chest
hags aren't real btw
>>582512278Daiwa only accepts the ichiban trainers
why do the british eat pie with mash and peas every single day? that shit is nasty
>>582512012thanks bwo
why is my trainee looking at me like this
>>582512394so true
>>582512012* threads aren't worth using anyway
>>582512324Sexual Week
>>582512324SPECIAL SEX
>>582512467don't reply to me retarded schizo faggot
>>582512534oh it's * ew ew ew
>>582512514This shit is too funny.
>>582512592I told y'all start of this thread
>>582512592yes, I also baked this thread duh
>>582512514I run like this.
good night
>>582512324Special Week pretends like she's not a horny beast. But she's built to breed.
>>5825127027 and you don't wake up
rabispammer please trigger another nuke collage, we need you
>>582512692Stupid bitch has no control over her horse.
yurr
>>5825127027 and you have a great sleep, 4 I will shit myself tonight in bed
>>582512770It's cyclops hours though.
>>582512702does natie have the most lickable tummy in umamusume
>>582512869Shut up Tyler
>>582512904I would disagree, but she has the cygames endorsed tummy
>recovery chain didn't finish award
>overslept sprinter stakes>was hoping puro magic wins>wonWorld's End also had a really good performance
>>582513013Stop using Jordan
>>582513013Do you use power sparks? I can never get Kitasan's power to 1k because she has 0 speed growth.
>>582513013bwo your mayacat speed?
>>582513013you have 4 whites there, you're good
>>582512904Taiki Propaganda
>>582513098>>582513212Wouldn't have made a difference I didn't get Agemasen it just didn't finish>>582513121I have 2* Pow and Stam on everything else
>>582513298Still A Slug...
>>582513248
>>582513243Murmur 564 are everywhere>>582513253Unfortunate that sucks
umas for this feel
>>582513397Nishino Flower, BECAUSE ITS AN IMAGE FOR ANTS
>>582513045cute tanukis
if you just shut your eyes and ears when you run natie can't hurt you
>>582513248Flatties have the most delicious tummies.
>>582513243>>582513354I have Moxie and 777 too, but I wasted a lot of SP.Looks like she can have enough Stam, even missed Corner Rec here but her midrace is kinda meh
>early acupuncturist>charming>no lomg S
I wish I had NY Opera..
>>582513594Same, but I will just ticket her on the 2nd anni
>>582513594Same. She would be a permanent GP/parent in my front lineages, but I simply did not have the carats to pull for her at the time.
>>582513564Beanie uma
>>582513684She is an inu musme too btw
>>582513541Naisu~You can improve on her thenI would test with one or two murmur on the lobby just to be sure
>>582513594I used my selector on her and never regretted it, GOATed parent.
>>582513541I'm throwing her in rooms,she got hit by a Murmur and some white Stam debuffs and died, I might just say fuck it and stick with her, she should be fine without Murmurs and I usually lose Longsloppa anyway
>oh hey a new daisca doujin>oh no
i used 2 rainbow crystals on yeppers wit to MLB it because i put my trust completely on NSM and i want the best possible value from it
umas who take little convincing to umapyoi?
>>582513951Bwo the doxx?
>>582514005raisu
>>582511253
>>582514005neicha
>>582513951nyo... I forgot to paste the censored version
>>582513991I hope that 30 wit makes a difference in your runs
>>582513964what happened to her tits
https://youtu.be/H_mDhQ6urHs
>>582514131it must
>>582514193that's pretty bacchiguu
>>582514193Damn nice... I havent got any good ura clankers yet in half tp, always shit blue/pinks when the racing spirits hit and good blues when they dont
>>582513991lol dumbass
>>582514193Her dahbys...
>>582512692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXK427oXjn8
>>582514394Don't ask me why but hag LOVES URA.
>>582514169
Agneshttps://jiggie.fun/agnes
>>582514580
>>582514513Im also clanking hag but I keep getting FRONTRUNNER 1*
>>582514637I was the first one to post this here by the way
>>582514721no it was actually me
>>582514773
>>582514674I think maru has the edge in URA because she can run everything so you can roll shitton of races.
>>582514790glory to arstotzka to you too friend
>>582514808At this point in the game theres like 15 umas that can run everything if you have dirt sparks
Is anyone else still waiting on an invitation to Oguri's funeral? It's been a few days now...
>>582514757I was literally jerking off to this when I posted it
>>582514868and those umas are?
>>582514773You can't post this.
>>582514545
>>582514868Some of them have teio sho or double arima kinens. Also Maru can do sprinters stakes.
>>582514938Any uma with Mile C+ and Med/Long B+You only run sprinters stakes for sprint and F is enough to win it
Raisu!
I HATE NON SS 3* BLUE I HATE NON SS 3* BLUE I HATE NON SS 3* BLUE the single star whites hurts the eye
>>582515091She's naked!!!
>>582515091JUST DRAW PORN BRO PLEASE
>>582514773HUH
>>582515091SEX
>>582514773that's VERY unbecoming of a lady
Our /vm/ bros are on this ice....
Screw flattiesFuck cows
>>582515152As someone who dabbles in drawing, using traditional media for drawing porn is kind of weird. It's too.. physical. And it's just there, obscene cunny lying in your drawer..
>>582515306/vm/ is THAT slow?
>>582514773You can't post that
>>582515341Yes.
>>582515603Compared to other generals on /vm/ its a monster. Also less gooning translates to slower threads.
/vm/a is a cozy place, reminds me of pre-unity /uma/. But their /v/ DNA is too strong so I don't like staying there often.
>>582515714This doesn't seem gentle...
>>582515603the last gacha I played lived on /vmg/. now there's a slow board
>>582515804We should cherish our brother in arms /v/ exiles. Theyre not as competitive but they sure love playin.
>>582516062T-thats a man....
>>582516128all cosplayers are men
>>582516159
>>582516062Any nonnies that look like this, contact me
>tfw sacked all my 2* stam 2*-3* long loopas 2 months ago I'm such an idiot
>>582516005people who use /v/ dialect do not deserve rights, sorry.
my dumbass grabbed the wrong friend card and didnt notice
>>582516159All that do it for fun at leastAll the female ones do it for attention and money
Mama Cocha retires
>>582516592I want to have sex with Nishino...
>>582514773I can see her umanko
>>582516626found out the only solution is pace so ive been making pace and replacing everything with pace
>>582505223LINK PLEASE BROSI NEED TO FAP TO UMAS BEFORE I END UP FAPPING TO 3D TRAPS SAVE ME
>>582516839this is funny
>spend all day autoing for carats>burn them all in half an hour resetting runs
>>582516857how is that your only other option
>>582516973You know why
>Oh yeah, we expect some rain, so we WATERED THE TRACKDry tracks are seemingly illegal in France
>>582516943Tomorrow will be a good seed day for sure
>>582516857It's over for you bro
>>582517056there are no good seed daysonly bad days and worse days
>>582517054>fuck the druids we're making the track wet so these Japanese fucks can't win this yearKEKAROOOO
>>582517054What the fuck are they doing?
>>582517148Tomorrow for sure
>>582516857https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1851972/artworks?p=1Is this artist, surely you have your methods to find that video, good luck
>>582517256of course the NTR avatarfag with a cuck fetish knows the source
>>582517054ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU
>>582517336Weird projection gay faggot
>>582517353Would Laisu work with the French?
>>582517256I cant find it in the 2 sites Im going to... oh no...
>>582517054reminder that french good is jap softimagine the swamp...
>>582515804They're very easy to rile up though, they swarm and derail at the drop of a hat. Plenty of threads have been completely derailed on account of baking drama, lewdposting, or what have you.
>>582517395Rice Hero would NEVER
how do you install the nude mod?
>keep getting interrupted by uma's 50mins alarm this is getting kinda annoying, danchou
umarape
This is not good for CM20 right?
>>582517054the french really just do whatever the fuck for the love of the game.
>>582517612bro we build aces in GL now not nunity
>>582517612good enough for A finals if CM19 was anything to go by
>>582517054It rains a fair bit in france so it makes sense to keep the playing field level
>Buy alcohol for the first time in like a year or more>Immediately go overboard and get drunk>Can't smoke either because of genetic defect that links to pancreatic cancerHow do I cope with the fact that two of the three major vices I like are fundamentally incompatible with me? Do I just go all in on gambling?
1400 speed is enough for longs
>>582517054historically, has there ever been a jp horsie who thrived on wet turf?maybe they could start training those niche race horses specifically for l'arc
>no my trve strengthaaaaieeee i dont wanna go back to the mines
I guess in the end it all returns to SSR Super Creek again, huh?
>>582517771How about going all in on bettering yourself?
Is it wrong to have sexual urges towards my bro?
>>582517882This bro was made for curing sexual urges.
>>582517882Nah thats normal
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>582517882No point in holding back around your bros
>>582517868No
>>582517790amazing loop BWO this is enough move on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>582517771go all in on gambling and jacking off way more often than is healthy.
>>582518023
>>582517996yeah, her father, you dunceshe's making you meet him so that he is open to the idea of you marrying herstupid, dense torena. baka.
Besides L'Arc on the 4th we will also have two G2s, both being a trial for Autumn Tenno ShoMainichi OkanKyoto DaishotenThese are the current entries for both
>>582517868I already quit my job to go back to university full time in the hopes of pursuing a more fulfilling career, I don't know what else you want.
>>582518073Crazy that Seiun Hades is still running at his age, but I'll root for him regardless.
There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
New Umayuru today.Are we hype???
>>582517789litterally the gold clan
>>582518280Today really?
>>582517771ketamine umas love it
>>582518310was it wet during festa's run?
>>582518280They better make a sexy Brian wolf alt
>>582518280yes but for a completely franchise that isn't related to umamusume at all
soon
>>582517996
>>582518372the uggo Brian is never sexy
>>582517054Do IRL trainers when they see that info go like "We gotta train our horse in soft to good track" or do they just wing it
nothing but double rainbows in senior summer award
post more umamusume bokumanko
>>582518313Yeah, after today Pakalive
>>582518617sweet
Curren broadcasted a pakolive yesterday, it's true
>>582518450https://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpg
It never gets better
>>582516839more
how tf are people hitting 1600 speed with only 2 speed cards
>>582518902generally they're not
Useless award
>>58251890220% speed growth
>>5825189022 speed is highrolling 1500 while hitting 1k on stam and power
>>582518916she can't keep getting away with it!
>>582518902
>>582518958i've done like a dozen runs and the highest i can go is 1500
>>582518902maru spd
>>582518916why is Sirius so hateful
>>582518902The one you see are their 1 in 20 runs
>>582519068jobber
>>582519068She is very silly
>>582519048Get luckier then (it's literally just a matter of chance)
>>582519068>Have fun racing against childhood friend>Childhood friend suddenly develops a god/savior complex >No longer fun to race againstI think it's fairly reasonable.
>>582519203you're missing about 400 stamina there
>>582518902If you play dia, with right handed demon it's 1600!
stamina is not real
what does the crossed out star meancan't be sparked?
>>582519317yes, cant be inherited.
>>582519203>not even the failed Arima aceAnon....
fusu
>>582519068
>>582519265Why does she has a hairy testicle
Luna my beloved
it is cute that we treat high stats like results of player skill>how did this person get these high stats?!luck and MLB SSR cardswhat else do you expect
>>582519265AAAAAAAAAA PUT SILLY DOWN!
>>582519068because she's evil. we knew this
>>582519395read the posts you are replying to
Thoughts on losers?
>>582519509shut up V
>>582518902highroll. usually you're hitting like 1400-1450 if you're running that with a non speed growth uma
so what makes spechud strong in this arima CM?how to build?
>>582519568Mile aces with speed sparks and ignored stamina training do not count anon
>>582519637are the guides not out yet? rough
don't get uppity
doto..........
New alt prediction?
>>582517487Hate it so much when the message is not nice
>>582519569they are cute
>>582519663kill yourself you cretin
>>582519723none
>>582519723mine
i'm getting uppity, and it's shit falco's fault for not sucking my dick
>>582519785cope
>>582519723slingshot swimsuit
>>582519569they are cute and I like them.
>>582518902wit gives you speed. did you forget? we told you umamusume is a wit game
>>582519723It's fall event? Probably Dantsu Flame
>>582519736please post the Tama-chan
>>582519723the last time seiun boy got an alt and she wasnt even there in the pakalive could be anything really
>>582519723Pasa alt.
>>582519569i want to further neg her confidence by engineering her race environment to be ones that ahe is definitely going to lose, so that the only praises she ever receives are from me, making her emotionally dependent on my approval, and use that to turn her into my onahole
7 and I'll fap to Super Creek4 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder
derb
>>582519569Need a loser wife
>>5825200406 and you do it to helios jerking off your dick using the 6 7 hands
>>582519723hopefully Scarlet or Vodka
>>582520119helios jerking me off with the 6 7 hand motion
>>582519723new teionew rudolf
¿ɐɯɐɹp
>decembernice
>>582519949Since you insist
if pasa gets an alt they're doing a golden gen series remake
>>582519723Pasa or Rudolf.
>currenwhoreDIE, SLUTHARLOTPUBLIC CUM DUMPUMAFANS WANNABESTD-RIDDEN UMANKOTWON BICYCLEMS. SUCKSALOTGRAY-HAIRED WENCHDIE
>>582520290STOP POSTING THIS NAKED TAMA
>>582520340
>>5825202917 and this is true, with pasa taking the spotlight away from special needs
>>582518902Growth rates.If its a 20% speed uma its actually pretty easy. 15% isnt too hard either. 10% isnt that bad either if you bring some speed sparks. 0% umas should probably stick to 3 speed decks but its doable with enough luck.A 2 speed 2 wit +1 power/stam deck is capable of bigger high rolls than a 3speed 2wit. Its just that its VERY unstable, the typical run will be significantly weaker and you will have to abandon your run at the end of jr year a lot more often. Personally I dont think 2speed decks are worth the extra effort for this CM, but if you bring the right blue sparks (mainly power) and just get lucky with your rainbows, then you can end up with a really good high roll.Specifically, you want to get the majority of your rainbows for the stam/power card during Summer camp and then mainly hit wit and speed outside of Summer. Unfortunately there is no way to force that to happen, you just have to get lucky. The only advice I can give is that during Jr year you should value building friendship gauge on your extra stam/power card less then building it on your other cards.
horny
I raped my Trainer
>>582520437
>>582520519i want to cum inside dia's umanko while groping her tits so hard that she cries out in pain
>>582520570no you didn't, falco
>>582520570everybody in Tracen aside from Falco does this
>>582520570
>>582520570yes, sirius, we know. you do that every day and you're not being quiet about it. we can hear you through the walls
>>582519949>>582520379https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/133340323
>>582520637Verxina exists
>>582520241for some reason we're worrying about umama killing himself and I don't know where that started
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHDZJgHuiGo10 minutes
>>582520754
>>582520772very nice, very plump, thanks>>582520827thought about her but I think she's the type to force herself onto her trainer if she's desperate enough like Gold City
Have sex with umas
>>582520754>>582520956Delete this. Uma are NOT gays
>>582521014It's actually worse than it looks. They're all stallions, so it's double gay
>>582521008no, Director Akikawa
>>582520827She's a mareShe's going to rape her trainer
Meek!
>>582520973Gold City is not attracted enough to her torena to rape himI should know because I'm himI mean, is this the words of a woman who wantst my seed embedded into her womb?
So apparently all the torenas went to a specialty Torena school.What do you think its like?Is it a vocational school, or is it one of those specialty anime High Schools like Tracen that you go to instead of normal High School?How much of the curriculum is devoted to learning normal personal trainer stuff, and how much is devoted learning how to groom/stalk/breed umamusume? (and if its a specialty High school, how much is devoted to general education).
I got true strength and nimble on Rice but I lowrolled stats/blog
>reddit lingo
>>582521254which torena is this?
>>582521317?
>>582521317MODSSSSSSSSS
>>582521317
>>582521317SEIYAAAA
>>582521317you can't delete it that fast, man
>>582521254iirc it takes like 2 years to go through it, and it's not a replacement for a standard school. After that, you need to pass a trainer exam and then you can be a torena at tracen
>>582521324Wonder Acute's Trainer. Its from the very start of her ch1 story.
>>582521260i wanna nimble on rice too
kitasan isn't sexy.in fact, i'd argue she's ugly until i get a taste of her pits, tits, and umanko
I don't think Kitasan is that attractive.
>>582521254Like a driving school, I guess. You pass and get your license then you can now fuck umas, but in uma's case it's taken extremely more seriously.
>>582521329>>582521354>>582521317Hey Janny, can you help ous out? We got too many threads on /vm/ and our Janny isnt around.
>>582521398don't we all brother
STARTO
>>582514637Okay Im interestedRJ?
STARTING!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHDZJgHuiGo
I think umamerican pits (like Grass) smell gross and disgusting
>>582521183Not too sure what happened here but I'm going to call that good enough for B finalstime to move onto milers so I can be done with this scenario
>>582521395you know, i keep forgetting to read the free chapters of new banner umas
Tell me when they stop with the cringe idol shit and start showing alts
>>582521389Second reply is a fag crying for mods so I deleted
>>582521484monetizingrunning ads
>>582521562tune in hour from now
>hai hai hai>gay smash>haiiii>clap clap clap
omakesub info
sugoi des ne
Ureshiiii
duramente is FAT
>>582521516>Brian is wearing the dumbass Band-Aid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXRy19RsY6U
Aruvu's voice actress is unfortunate-looking
>>582521701IT IS NOT DUMB
>>582521701STAY IN CHARACTER
>>582521723faggot kun ?!??!?!?!
>>582521723Perhaps the same could be said of all uma VAs
she has a nice umanko
>>582521842no the fuck it couldn'tsome of them are good looking, and others are uggos
>>582521842I wanna make sweet love to Fuku's or Kris S's VA
My trainee asked if I would still love her if she were a worm, and I didn't have the heart to tell her that I never loved her
Is the bakushin gawd still playing? I want to see her win the Arima Kinen
>>582521842Creek's seiyuu is genuinely a hottie.
>The chin of a rapise
>>582521842bro have you seen Creek's and Suzuka's?
oh no a gacha general is talking about real women
>>582521842calstone is hot
YUKINO BITCHIN
I'm so lonely and desperate that any of these women would be fine to me.
>>582521701It would honestly be kind of rude if she didn't.I'm not saying they need to go all out with some sort of elaborate cosplay, but wearing a band-aid on your nose is not hard. Not wearing one would just come off as lazy.
>falco shoejob on the tl
what is the difference between this and watching vtubers?
https://x.com/HKJapanHorse/status/2104142125365608458Puro Magic is most likely going to Kong Kong for her next race
>>582522203THEY'RE REAL TO ME GOD DAMMNIT
Do I find Brian's VA hot because she has the bandaid and voices Brian or she is actually attractive
>>582522203Vtubers are not confirmed to be ugly used up hags these are
>>582522078Real women aren't real anon.
I could never be bored enougn and spend my time watching this for 2 hours
>>582521701Rude
post images...
>Rose Kingdom rings buzzer>Is wrongWhy does this keep happening
>>582521842
>>582522283
>>582522330ok
>>582522203You are only parasocial to the game and gacha and not a moving png with a washed up hoe behind it.
I love older women.Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
Real women are indeed real.
>>582522330
OHIMBAS
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally realylr eallyr eally reallyr eally really reallyr ealyl really really really really realyl reallyr elaly relayr elaly really realyl relaly really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>582511916*The 2nd fastest Sprinter
>>582522074creek's VA is 40 years old
>>582522493HOT
3 speed is the way
>>582522493
>>582522493out of 10
did they give up doing the "horse history" thing they did in the first few paka lives
>>582522074
>>582522585gwo? your stamina???
>>582522638bro it has barely begun
>>582522652am working on italso it's fine with 2 golds
>>582522585ready for cm19!
>>582522585Not gonna make it bwo
>>582522641semen demons
tard sex
>>582522674they haven't done it in like 3, the last time they did anything similar was for RAMEN not for horses
>>582522585No Prof is gonna hurt
>>582522652looks like he got bofa and restless so easily enough
>>582522585isn't 901 stamina (to get the track bonus speed) + 1500 speed stronger than 1600 without the track bonus?
...
>>582522736bofa's kinda cheeks tho
>>582522882
>>582522882it's not 2025 anymore
>>582522882shameless
>>582522585Why are you using Wit Bobo when KSB already has TTL? I know Concentration is nice, but I really dont think its worth it.
>>582521073>he doesnt smooch the boys
>>582522984these horses GAYGOOD FOR THEM
TOTAL KAICHOUVICTORY
WHERE IS MY 3RD FUKU ALT
>>582522398>implying VA fags aren't parasocial with them
>>582523147believe hard
If you buy the support card chain event frequency songs, you'll finish the 2x gold event chains sooner.
>>582523212All my believe is currently used on making a functional CM20 Fuku ace...
>>582522963fuku would be 30rb so that's unusablemarvey is good but I like conc, also slightly worse when roamingmight use anyway for better chance at finishing chains
I do not care for 3DPD enough to become parasocial for seiyuus
>>582522203same shit but in 3D
>>582523247This is what Cygays wants you to believe
>>582522963you will lose early race to an uma with conc. unless your mid race is strong (vbobo's cacao), take conc
>just realized that Cafe is a link character for l'Arc and gives Innate ExperienceI get why lates are so OP for long in l'Arc now
Heyyy we will get those carats and the card in 4 years too!
RAISU SHAWA
CAN I USE KITACHUD PACE I'M TOO LAZY TO BUILD FOR FRONTS
hwello thread police hereshouldn't all these post be in jpuma????hmmm?? curioussuddenly interested in jp content globros???????
>>582523469YAENO!!!!!!!!
>>582523530Do whatever you want, you will lose anyway
>>582523551no these niggers need to fuck off
Attempting a Guinness world record. "Most characters with speaking lines in a short anime series based on a game"
>>582523604nice lady
>>582523147in the makiTRASH
>>582523530YesIf there's no fronts in the lobby in the front cm you can proc Victory Cheer
>>582523343just pace up with the higher wit from running a non dogshit card
>>582523621That's so specific I don't think there's even a contest
>>582523680>1138 wit is bad now
>>582523530You will lose.
>>582523651
>>582522585How do you guys get guts so high without a stam card?
>>582523707Cinderella Girls, actually, probably.
>>582523751guts sparksyou're also allowed to click it despite what ppl say
all my cm winners had sub-900 wit
>>582523621>boomer memery
NO FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CLEAT
>>582523845howard hawkstuah speedread on that thang
is based Cleat hakase back?
>>582523891he's based thoughbeit
>>582523720It's all shit, 3 speed on kitasan is too
>>582523989>whoreber rerun
>>582523989are the ramonu and dober ones there legends races or scout re-runs?
>>5825239896/7
>582524003do better
>>582522203They only lend their voice, not their own personality and whatever schizo shit they have.
>3 speed 1 stam 1 wit 1 palincredible.... literally nothing changed in 5 years
>>582524029>>582524025Legend Race.>>582524042Who hurt you?
>>582524118The more things change, the more they stay the same
>>582524126wtf is this shit? An alt?
are they finally going to give pasa another alt
>>582524118speed wit stam and pal tax are the only cards that matter
>>582524126I just won bigly
>>582523898Unironically his 1940s speed gimmick made the film watchable nearly a century down the line. Its like watching an amazingly choreographed theater play. Anyway back to umas.
>>582524154New evo skill added
>>582524154Its her autumn alt
Debuff allowed Mid Distance Champion's Meeting.
>>582524118powercucks not like this....
>>582524197What's the outfit then? Her casual?
>>582524118Last chanmi was a 3 wit 1 pal 1 power 1 guts meta tho
>>582524232I never even knew she had an alt, looks dumb
>>582524316Only if you were running a late.
>>582524241based
What is going on with cleat-san today?
>>582524316
you would think they would try to hide the failure of their game design
>>582523272Bobo is really only good for TTL. If you already have that skill then she losses a lot of value. Bobo is especially bad since you are running a 3spd deck on a 20% speed growth uma. Her spd bonus is effectively wasted because you will never not cap speed. Personally I'd recommend using Scarlet for her priority and initial friendship or Fuku for guaranteed Right handed. Obviously Sky would be the best but I assume you dont have that.>fuku would be 30rb so that's unusableAnon this isnt mant. The jump from 30 to 35 RB is not insignificant but its still not that big of a deal.>>582523343I'll admit I'm not sure how much to value Concentration on a Long. I'm most likely still gonna buy it for V Bobo this CM, however I doubt its worth it for KSB.Just buy more mid race velocity with the SP you didnt spend on Concentration. Besides, as long as you dont get a REALLY shit start and end up blocked by the pace chasers, its better for your Front runner to NOT be in first during the early race so that they can pace up.
>>582524197>feminazi
>>582524316>>582524363>V fact checked by StaygoldCHAD
>>582524118>>582524246>>582524316Is there no point in pulling for guts and power?
>>582524260Fall alt from last year yeah
Long Distance LoH in November. Also updating Room Match to have an Option for LoH NPCs to make it more realistic to LoOH.
>>582524389they know paypiggies will pay up anyway
They're buffing year 1 umas.
>>582524552please buff base maru so she's good in hanshin 1600m
Entire ForecastLongchamp (happening now), Debuff allowed Mid Distance, LoH, Debuff allowed Long distance, Turf Mid Distance, Dirt Mid Distance, Debuff Disallowed Mile Turf.
>McQueen buffRice buff doko?
MAYA BUFFS?
>>582524458>gutsOrf for divine speed>powerPower Tamamo for divine speedThat's it...
>>582524552>buffing off-meta umasCringe
>>582524118digitan...
7 an daring tact reveal
>>582524608Realistically she should be one of the next ones.
>>582524673nyo...
SEXOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEEX GROOOOOOOOOOVE
Wow another sex groove alt
>>582524673She will come, do not worry
>>582524629
HOLY SEX GROOVE!!!!!!!!!
Her boobs look bigger
Air Groove.
ok done enough testing for meowidg the bobo is bad for wit memeistg none of these ppl play the game>>582524406I'll prolly do marvey
>your mom will never cosplay as your fav boardgame for youfeels bad man
>>582524673tact is for when all servers synchronize into one>air groove altFINALLY HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT TOOKE THEM 4 YEARS TO GO FROM WEDDING ALT TO THAT EMRPESS ONE
holy empress sex
>>582524735>>582524765>>582524793She looks like shit
>>582521842True
GIMME SEX GROOVE NOOOOOOW
>>582524815go be gay somewhere else
>>582524765When she enters the room in this outfit, toreena knows it's time for sex.
>>582524735>>582524765>>582524793Ugly hagUgly alt
The last few months alone had more sex alts than the last 3 years cygames finally fired the prude interns
Groove clan stays winning
>>582524815everyone is saying this i just checked real-time
Empress Groove can grab me by the balls and call me pathetic and an idiot.
Eh. That alt is whatever.
My carats I'm saving for Marche...
>>582524735>>582524765I hate her but I'll admit she looks cool here
>>582524603>Kyoto 2200myou know what that means>>582524552that's what all the pot 7s have been, yes
Emperor Rudolf is next
>>582524197yjk
>>582524815dont worry anon, that was my initial response to seeing that fugly dress too
>new alt doesn't even look like Air Groove at all
>>582524908not like shes coming soon
Groove-san got big boobies
>>582524458Yeah, you won't need them for Ramen scenario so remove them>>582524629They prefer nerfing her instead
this is just straight up a noble phantasm lmao
AIR GROOVE SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>582524875Chill with the nepotism, Air Groove.
WTF air groove plays silksong???
>>582524798>none of these ppl play the gameNo shit, good on you figuring that outYou were not here for last thread probably so you missed the schizo that don't play the game having crazy meltiesAnyway keep using Bobo concentration is good and the hints for moxie and TTL are good for your SP
dont worry it is VR
>>582524964>cock and balls
REF she just fired a fucking magic beam on the track DO SOMETHING
Mid Distance Pace specialized.>>582524971If they don't release Marche near the end of this month I don't know where else they could realistically release her.
a fucking rpg character
>>582524798you can't even live retard
That outfit doesn't look very conformable for running....
>>582524765>>582524793>>582524908pacegawds get all the for you umas and sexo alts, what the actual fuck?lucky bastards... is it too late for me to switch strategies?
>>582524908>>582524765>>582524793You guys sure she's not recolored NTR?
>>582525074dont worry they run in VR only
>>582525045>If they don't release Marche near the end of this month I don't know where else they could realistically release her.We don't need her
>>582524971>>582525045Looks like some kind of Demon Queen Halloween alt to me
I want to be raped by Empress Groove.
>>582524861>>582524815don't shay that...
>>582524815yeah
>pace medium>no accel>no nobi o miseru skill>can't use speed air grooveInto the trash it goes
>>582525149Efforia exists for a reason.
>>582525149>using the hag at allKill yourself
>>582525045Wait so does that mean I can run mother and daughter at the same time?
>pacegawds get pandorasex and groovesexit's not fair....
>>582524735>>582524765>>582524793not great
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ELDEN RING RUDOLF IS HERE
aura
My dark (puny) emperor...
Now that looks awful
rudolfbros...
emperor and empresskino
>>582524932how the fuck did you know?
>>582525234>>582525045they straight up look like from FGO
they took her titties
>>582525234>>582525240SO FVARKIN COOLTHAT'S MY KAICHOU
looks like a gbf character
nice hoyoslop design jpkeks LOL
troona i love you but what the fuck is that outfit. what is wrong with you
>>582524815Theyhatedhimbecausehetoldthetruth.jpg
>>582525234SAURON????
>>582525234>>582525240That's a man
these are so bad
It better be Orfevre tier
>>582525234>>582525240>>582525296Nice hijab /uma/. Is it Ramadan already?
WTF what did they do to Rudolfs tits?!?!
>>582525276where do you think FGO gets their inspiration from
>>582525234>>582525240>last Rudolf alt>looks unmotivated and uniteresting as fuckI WAITED YEARS FOR THIS???
is this the first time they're bringing back the fantasy-theme for alts?
>>582525234For the Emperor!
Nurse Uma when?
Dear god
rudolfgwos we got a boyuma alt...
>>582525234>>582525240nah, they really floped with this one
>>582525240>>582525234OH NONONONONONONONONO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Pasa dodged a bullet a here.I hope her alt is a summer one.
>>582525376Get fucked
>>582525234>>582525240kamen rider villain ahhh
Pace/late works on med/long distance.
that's a lot of greens
>>582525383idk
How do you counter this
RUDOLF GOT KIRKED KEKW
>>582525453>more umas dressing as whoresNyo
>>582525465>accel ult with duration x3 buff>nobi o miseruHOLY SHIT
>>582525526sex on her throne
>>582525526show her your messy apartment
>>582525526Mating press into pregnancy debuff before she can cast it
>>582525526by summoning Rho Aias
>>582525240>>582525234IT LOOKS SO BAD WHAT IS THIS IT LOOKS LIKE THEY RUN OUT OF ANY IDEAS AT ALLTHE COLOR SCHEME DOESN'T EVEN MATCH
>>582525526that look was sex
>>582525275her VA is there
Somehow they managed to make worse alts than the Ballroom event onesBoth of these are disgusting
so who's broken
Never getting year one sexy again
>>582525526By acting like a total fool
>>582525656>gyaru
>>582525656The ballroom ones were great are you retarded?
stfu fatass flip
>>582525465>needs to be in the midpack for her skills to procSo late for CM and pace for LoH basically?
>>582525678you don't really get broken these dayseveryone is specialised for 1-2 races that come once a year and they're power crept by the time it comes around again, and they're just okay for the rest
>>582525694>t. tranny
Air Groove looks alright, Rudolf is kinda eh. I had the same reaction of donna's pink dress, not impressed
>>582525679I assume that since cygames gets most of its revenue from the cards and new umas, they don't even try to make good alts anymore
jp be like WAAAAAAAAAAA SUGGGOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIII EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH DAISUKIIIIIII WWAAAAAAAA(it isn't)
>>582525741>alrightWrong
>>582525694Don't reply to me freakazoid, your taste is shit
>>582525234
>>582525726The Rudolf alt is gonna be meta for every medium and long both CM and LoH
Honestly, they could’ve put boobs beneath that chest plate, and I wouldn’t complain. But man, look at how they murdered my girl. At least Guruvu is still as sexy as ever.
>>582525656Air Groove's is acceptable, but Rudolf's is pretty bad
>>582525801moving onto shiny new thing already makes your taste as basic as a toddler
>>582525852>liking a stallion Fag
Brian card.
>>582525679>>582525751anon?!?!??!
can i just run my cm19 ace for cm20? it looks like similar stats
Let me guess, pace long card?
>>582525910checks out
>>582525526
>>582525914>they put the entire budget into the swimsuitsthis explains everything
>>582525914>prostitute
>>582525914Is this literal who jp uma a year one uma retard?
>>582525916it's a long instead of medium so some skills won't work, and you need a bit more stamina, but I guess if you don't really care you can probably make it into round B
>>582525910Pace wit.
>>582525914I want to suck her boobs so bad.
>>582526036you sound upsetola
>>582525938Yeah I was right
>>582526036I thought you meant that alts are never getting on the same level of sexy as year one alts
>>582526054Ew
>>582525906This is true. If you don't roll on mares only you are gay. Finemo counts.
>>582525831>assaulting random mobs for no reasonrudolfbros????
>>582515580imagine being able to open your drawer full of cunny you drew yourself
she's not part of the student council
Aruvu card.
>>582525679>>582526036
>>582526173someone threw a fire arrow at her. they instigated first. rudolf did nothing wrong
>>582526054Ebayan already benched?
Now I regret not pulling for this one.Shit.
did they already talk about the new training scenario?
>>582526203holy tits....
>>582525883Acceptable until you notice how bad the skirt on Groove alt is
>>582526206>boyuma Gay
>>582526054pacegawds ovr pull plans...
>>582526206That's a boy.
>>582526203sexo
>>582526203Wit. Mile/Mid.Only has Skill point bonus 1, though.
>>582526357>medium wit card>1 spThis doesn't look much better than Ebayan
>>582526052true thanks
Duramente card.
3 cards?
>>582526504two for gacha and one for the freebie, yeah
groove game groove franchise
>>582526495This is the 3rd alt btw
https://x.com/teetsuu0601/status/2104105268300918919I guess if there was any excuse for Kouhei not winning Sprinters S, it's this one
I'm coping but I'm kind of thankful Teio already has 3 alts. I couldn't be disappointed anymore whatever mess Cygames have been cooking recently
>>582526495Power/Late card. >>582526504Event card.
what are we having a collective melty about now
So glad we're getting a Tawa(ke)-lite (featuring Student Council) event.
>>582526654
yeppers on da cover
New Scenario
YEPPERS
>>582526626it's funny because it seems like they only put effort into alts with themes they know will sell
yeppers
>>582526884Who added the ugly loli?
Damn was hoping for a Brian or Dura alt.Both Rudolf and Air Groove look cool, will be rolling if I'm still playing then. Wouldve prefered Air Groove to be late instead of pace, but she's hot enough where I'll let my dick do the thinking.
>>582526884Looks like some chinese cultivation rpg shi
COW
>>582525234It's unironically very nice, it's just that it would look better on another uma.
>umas but they cook ramen>umas but they're mikosThey're running out of scenario ideas
>>582526884who is that???????
>>582526960they have yet to give us a breeding scenario
COW WIFE NUMBER 1 SCENARIO
>>582526752Air Groove’s bare back…
New Scenario song is great.>>582527023NPC
>scarlet as center
Where's Grass?
No Reason and Scarlet scenario altsBlast One Piece implemented
>>582526960Japanese propaganda is spreading
>>582526758END CLOSER WITCARD DOKO
>>582526884SHIRAOKI SEXO
man I love wabi-sabi fan songs
>>582526884SURELY they'll finally release blast dogpiece
>>582527063>Blast One Piece implementedthe only good news from this stream
>>582527027>breeding>it's with fat, ugly salarymen
>>582526884They better not release a must have Maya card right before the long LoH and CM
Number 1
>>582526884>mare scenarioKINO
Luna chads where we at
>>582527194#1 RETARD
>miko scenario >no fukuincredible. not even shiraoki wanted that clown
So the uma in the middle is another hag we will fuck in her pal card event?
>>582527062She laughed and withered away.
Fuku has been forgotten
>>582527275As is tradition
>>582527256ehhhhh
get FUCKED fucku NO ONE likes you you fucking donkey
matikane? fukukiTRASH
copedo rickey is getting uppity again
>>582527320She's my #1 retard
why you guys gotta be so mean
Dont say that... She was already a scenario link in unity...
Very KINO scenario idea for the end of the year. The song is great, looking forward to it
>>582524629They will release a Maya scenario speed card, happy? >>582526884
>>582527464No gyarus
>>582526884who's the one on the top right?
>>582527032is this shiraoki?????
Oshi banner added to pull plan
In 49minhttps://youtu.be/vYaucJ1wvRg
>>582527538
>>582527570just some uggo, dont worry about it
>>582527570buu
>>582527570Blast One Piece
ruler of japan logo on my cock
>>582527753>>582527753>>582527753
