Previous: >>582438316Does literally nothing edition>News1th Anni PV + Thank you https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=oVN_vX7Y6fc[Embed][Embed]Bingo is upBunny gacha is upMain chapter 9 re-animatedClone Fact 16-18 addedCrayon Stage 11-12 addedFab Lab 11-12 addedEpica certs addedEpica wedding skin now permanentOld house and pets temporarily rerunCrusade wave skip addedCrayon tracking addedTig minigame addedDimension Clash next weekStackcal this weekend>UpcomingMain Story Season 2 PV - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ0e7nfAEXM[Embed][Embed]KR ONLY - PC CLIENT ANNOUNCEDBanners>ApostleSep 24 | Oct 22 - Joanne + Personality BannerOct 01 | Oct 22 - Epica + Belita (+Yearnings)>CardSep 24 | Oct 22 - Joanne's Prayer Power + Custom Card Banner>Current eventsSep 24 | Oct 22 - For Whom Do We Pray>CodesPUNI2EXP3 (added 26/09/26)TRICKCAL0924 (added 26/09/26)1YEARGIFT1STANNILIVEGIFT (Expires Oct 3rd)TRICKCALTK2026>LinksDownload: https://trickcal.biligames.com/en//trick/ guide: https://rentry.org/pincherguideCrayon Tool: https://monatium.onlineChibi database: https://soshage.com/trickcal/unitFood preference: https://lsbim.github.io/foodsSprite viewers: https://viewer.dclnslde.com/ / https://journey.927927927.xyz/#/studioLore guide: https://rentry.org/trickcal-loreEN guide: https://lootandwaifus.com/trickcal-chibi-goKR wiki: https://namu.wiki/w/분류:트릭컬%20리바이브JP wiki: https://wikiwiki.jp/thetrickal/>Weekday Farms (put /trick/ in bio before applying):NA/EU: Cheeky, Calamity, Trickkers, YomiNTR, Cope, Pinch, ShibiCex, Kommynists, HeadEmpty, ChibiChapa, DiamonDogs, ButterBuns, Chowayo, 4speaki, Speaki, 4cheebsAsia: trick, KisKoiKlan, SneedFeed>Speaki RPGhttps://speakirpg.overture.io.krSeptember's drawpile!https://magma.com/d/wrZW2mfuttArchive - https://drive.google.com/file/d/1f0dU9CrdzVHQbRF3eyHhW0jszBFiSns8/view?usp=sharing
So did ygg summon kyoshu (You) or not? And what for
First for
>>582489029>Does literally nothing editionShe makes me HARD>>582489072all will be answered, likely within the next two events
Butter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who's a cute little genocidal tyrannical zealot overlord, yes you are!
koyshu...
>>582489029It's okay if she's a pillow princess
is there a specific position joanne is good in
Stop having sex with our kid
>>582489178Cute big titted scribe
>>582489302missionary
https://x.com/trickcal_en/status/2104028250725142921
>>582489260my brothermy friend
>>582489029what THE FUCK was her problem?>ultra rude to sherum>didn't help kioshu in his direst time
She kisses you btw
>>582489302pronebone
>>582489302Missionary
>>582489302Cowgirl
>>582489313she's seducing ME
What did the joanne minigame hotfix do?
What should I focus one next? Already done with B1 Attk, Def and HP, plus already colored some B2 Attk tiles.Should I finish with B1 Crit and Crit Def? or should I just keep going with B2 Attk?
>>582489313No way Hag
>>582489603actually made it possible to get all the endings>>582489619more b2 atk
>>582489302Up front cowgirl. If innocent put do missionary.>>582489438She had just fought an Uros scribble. She's undergoing PTSD and thinks its time for Uros to revive. She's not wrong, she's just cheeb brained and not telling people whats happening..
Read your Trickcal and pray every day
Until today, I had sworn to never play a gacha in my life, but I failed and downloaded this game. I'm overwhelmed by how many buttons there are on the menu
>>582489302haha very funny... now i actually want to know if she's good in front row, mid row or back row
wait joanne is that girl wearing those hip clothes and doing that dance? What the heck happened
>>582489792the game has a lot of red dots but dont stress it, the menus are very simple once you get used to them
>>582489792it's ok, a lot of gachas are overwhelming to start withjust follow the red dots to start with and claim all the rewards you can there's a /trick/ guide in the op that should help you outhttps://rentry.org/pincherguide
>>582489438She let the chow rebels, Elias' elite, run wild
>>582489834read her apostle story
>>582489804Front row usually. Both depressed and innocent need frontliners more than anything. She technically works anywhere but innocent backline is overstuffed and depressed really needs someone to work with Snorky. You can't really replace your healers in either personality so you need Hilde/Kayrot still, you still need Erpin/Yomi too which leads to Joanne fitting in the front the best in 99% of cases.Hence: Upfront cowgirl.
>>582489438The fake snakes triggered her PTSD
>>582489603Fix the broken Silphir spawn so you could unlock the rest of the Dragons and get Vivi for the last 2 endings>>582489804She's viable in any open lane, just make sure you're putting her alongside other allies so she's not wasting buffs. It really depends on your roster.If you have everyone, then Innocent teams generally like having her in the frontrow, while Depressed teams like having her in the backrow.>>582489792There are other gachas that are much worse. Take things easy and try to login every day, there's no rush.
BRING ME RENEWA
>>582490102>>582489713that's what that was!?
>>582489438Her minds too damn clouded from what she experienced in the past. Honestly, she's far too secretive for me to trust, and consistently lets her past influence her actions in the present. Such as treating Tig like shit and being neglectful, so I would rather trust Epica than Diana.
>>582489950>>582489970>>582490131Thankd, I'll try those. Having read that Trickal is less predatory than many sex appeal based gachas was one reason why I gave it a shot, plus I love cute things
>>582489481No cow!
>>582489792The trick to dealing with information overload in gachas or MMOs is to just ignore all of it and focus on one button at a time. You'll get the hang of it soon. And even if you don't, there's nothing wrong with taking things slow.
previous event is your (papa) eventcurrent event is ner's(mama) eventnext event will be belita's(older sister) eventtrust the plan
>>582490328Sherum interpreted Rufo's words incorrectly but managed to get to the right conclusion. Diana says the Werebeasts are conserving their strength because she thinks Uros will return any day.She should still speak about it but considering what happened the last time she fought Uros Diana has some deep concerns about speaking her name at all.
>>582490145
>>582490362>Trickal is less predatoryour "sparks" last forever and can be used at any timeit's called devotion in this and 1 roll = 1 devotiononce you have 200, you can claim any current rate up apostle instantlydevotion never expires so you can save it for future cheebs also, no cheeb is missable, once a new is added they're permanently in the gamethere's various other alt methods of getting apostles without rolling too, like trading in x amount certificates farmed from the clone factoryit's quite "easy" to collect em 'all
>>582489393>Basic attacks and Junior reduce Senior CD, doubles the number of Senior bombardmentsPretty good. Hopefully she gets an Artifact at some point that makes her really good, her KR Artifact kinda sucks.Also don't open this spoiler>>582490361Epica is a good girl and generally positive influence, they're not at all comparable
We sure have been getting a lot of newcuties recentlyAre we thriving?
so if i want to spend a bit is this a nice package to buy? i could get that depressed dpser xxion
>>582490598We're thriving as long as you enjoy it.
>>582490131is an order or strat to get these endings because i cannot figure out it. Do i ignore the 1* and 2* spawns?
>>582490598It's the anniversary after all
>>582490646actually that ticket is a random eldyneyou MIGHT get xion but the odds are higher that you won't
gommy :)buddah :)benny :)ruffos :)tigger :)roe deer :(
>>582490515BRING ME RENEWA (non-R41 version) or I retire to kyoshu's arms
>>582490598the game managed to retain a lot of relevance after the speaki fad and we just started the 1st anniversary We're bound to have a lot of people joining now
>>582490646You will get an Eldyne selector from your 7th day reward
>>582490646You get a free random ticket and a selector. Use random ticket first and then select any of the ones you didn't get. Check greenie classroom rewards!
>>582490646how new are you? did you get your day 2 eldyne selector and day 7 random eldyne tickets yet? i would wait until those because you might get xion from themif you really want to spend and you really want to xion then look at passes and packs that give you paid leaves. you can use the step up banner (or whatever its called) to get xion 50 rolls and eldyne selector for 3000 paid leavesthe package you posted is not that good
Tiggers getting uppity lately from the mental buffs.
am i supposed to be refreshing my candy? i heard ur supposed to if bingo is up
REMINDER>In WWElias, Renewa jobbed to Vivi & Elena + Amelia on her debut, with her only victory being when she fought against nine 1 star chibbers with herself being fully kitted out and still nearly lost
>>582491005>i heard ur supposed to if bingo is upyou are not are really forced to do it but the bingo is a better time than usualyou can get the first few refreshes for less than 100 leaves a day and they help you speed up progression
I love this mary sue!
This will make Kommy popular?
Rohne mating press
>99% of yearnings are completely irrelevant trinkets>unless you luck out and get a book, then you get free access to infinite knowledge of whatever subject you wish for>and it's been heavily implied they're completely accurateFirst Sherum and now JoanneImagine yearning for a cake lmao
>>582490571I compared them because Epica is highly regarded by the werebeasts. I am certain that if Diana wasn't such a stick in the mud, Epica would've done everything she could to get the werebeasts to aid Gyoju.So comparing the two's willingness to help and give info, Epica would always be willing to help.
>>582491369what if its tasty though
In an alternate Yggdrasil
>>582491274More sneezing
>>582491005you can refresh 3x a day for 90 leaves iirc if you want to make extra bingo progress
Can't job and look bad in front of kyoshu if you don't appear
>>582491460
>>582491512im a pickle /rick/
>>582490102diana shouldnt be beating my dick
Blanchet (Wife)
>>582491369Daya outclasses everyone else's yearnings
>>582489438Hiding her power level. She would have killed Joanne.
>>582491689erp's yearning is infinite cakeINFINITEit never runs out
>>582489804Front row for normal 6 man teams for both inno and depressed, for frontier and clash mid or back so she can spread her damage bonus or use her runes effects. Digsite and Crusade where defense is often more important than offense her rune and skills tailor more towards the front.
>>582491274
>>582491369>t. Chibibrain who only went for Y1 skills
>>582491876
how bricked am i actually
>>582492054really? joanne no diffed literally everyone who stood up to her and only "lost" because kyoushu sneakily mindbroke her via handholding just how strong is diana if she can supposedly overpower the tree's strongest soldier?
>>582492210>only round 1anon? your saved candies? time to use them.
https://x.com/cos_areru/status/2101964174796660807
>>582490708nevermind that took way too many tries
>>582490708Endings 5/6 can only be done on chapter 3 and both require getting all 3 Eldynes, with ending 6 being if you have at least 140k points and ending 5 being if you have less than that. Each Eldyne has its own spawn requirements though:>Xion spawns after you catch Shaydi, who only spawns after you catch 20 Apostles anywhere>Vivi spawns after you've worked through the chain of Silphir>Leets>Rudd>Aya spawns after you catch 40 Apostles specifically in the Witch zones, and after you've caught Belita who requires Fricle (req Picora) and Posher (req 20 Apostle captures in Witch zones)It's up to you whether to get Aya or Vivi first since Xion can be caught while moving towards the other side either way, and you'll have to backtrack regardless of which direction you choose. Going Vivi first is easier to get more points, while for ending 5 it's better to do Aya first since you only have to farm once and are less likely to get ending 6 by overscoring.
>>582492310I want to fuck this daughter
>>582490073>You can't really replace your healers in either personalityI wonder about that in Depressed. Yomi is doing a bit of healing, Joanne is too, how much healing could you possibly need?
>>582492263>just how strong is diana if she can supposedly overpower the tree's strongest soldier?You'll find out soon.
>>582492384Ah damn sorry for typing too slowly>>582492054She literally couldn't. The only reason Diana killed Uros was because the LIVING Yggdrasil directly possessed her to smite the snek, which is power she no longer has.
>>582492263Diana wouldn't be able to do anything if even Renewa jobbed. Only mental rape could have stopped max faith Joanne
It's finally time
>>582492826>>582492427i appreciate it regardless, theres some clarity to knowing you needed a certain amount before they show up, i was just trying to grab the unique apostles and hoping for the best
>>582493125holy whale
When is the best Trickcal event coming to global?
bibi is a good mother and wife
>>582493535She confiscated her sister's crayons, I don't think so
>>582493482We need Arco first.
Trickcal anime when?https://may.2chan.net/b/src/1790468756024.mp4
>>582493676They're working on it
>>582492210Make a cross with the long bars. Then do the corners with X and + or [] if you're lucky.
Look at how tiny Jade is.
>>582493673Isnt that event Arco's premiere event? We have all the side cheebs for it already now. So we should be ready for it.
>>582491429>Epica would've done everything she could to get the werebeasts to aid Gyoju.Nta, but technically she still did somewhat when she convinces a bunch of werebeasts to aid the Chow Rebels.
>>582489834one does not go back to who they once were once they learn to let the rhythm take them to go with the flow and be one with the beat.
>>582493676Jobber Sue
>>582493236I only buy the monthly leaves and every pass. Does that count as whaling
>>582493931Jade is so nice in Joanne's story
>>582489313tell PICORA to stop having sex with ME
>>582471076The ratio for 1 or 2 drops has always been 50/50. It's better to "gamble" with star candy because the expected value is 1.998 now.
>>582489438>>582489713So THAT'S what those things were! Yeah, no wonder she refused to do anything, she's on high alert right now.>>582491369>Imagine yearning for a cake lmaoSpeaking of,>reading some Yearning stories>Erpin's turn>Kyoshu straight up busts down her door when she claims she doesn't want to eat cake.Honestly, I would have done the same.>>582492263Let's put it this way, you know that little blessing Yggy gives everyone in Elias? The death immunity thing? Diana can basically ignore it completely through brute strength
I just spent 7000 star candy and upgraded my board's total ATK% from +100% to +213%
>>582489834To save her image Joanne rebranded from genocidal zealous tyrant to party beast priestess. And the marketing strategy worked.
>>582492210do u skip in this situation or use 200 for the 1 tile
>>582495057I don't understand people who force a full clear. You already got the most important rewards (the certs and 50 leaves), just skip.
>>582491005You should do the first 3 refreshes for 90 leaves even with as a F2P. You get refunded with some leaves from achievement the more candies you spend, so in reality it's actually only 50-60 leaves for 300 candies.
>>582494607the chart i worked off for stage 10, the guy must have been unlucky then.
>>582489260He was a good friend
recently got blanchet and hildeshould i be kicking out anyone for these 2 new units?
>>582495057I wouldn't mess around, once I got the three 100k gold segments and maybe the 50 leaf diagonals.
>>582495713Kick Renewa and Epica for them. In the early game it's better to focus on the personality bonus as you do crusades. After you get Yomi and Xion, kick Posher and Ashur.
>>582495713Would definitely put one of them instead of Posher. Hilde heals, Blanchet deals damage, especially against multiple targets. I think sticking with Renewa and Epica is fine for now, because they'll do more than the 6 personality bonus until you get a proper team.
>>582495617also, given a 50:50 split, the gold crayon rate for stage 10 would be 1.8 gold crayons per 60 thumbs, in case anyone was curious.
>>582493790d-Damn you Poshee….
we are minmaxing crayon drop rate now?
am i paying
500 pulls and only ONE Joanne
>>582496306nah
>>582490491Realistically what are the other werebeasts going to do VS Uros lol that's all on Diana.Tig's the second best fighter and she hasn't won a single fight
they will change the gore scene with cheeb fooling around, no more edji s2
>>582493482Why are her tits so big? I can concentrate on praying
Look at how beautiful Jade is (without glasses).
duality of snek
>>582496826Why do you think she's given new clothes? to seduce kyoshu better.
>>582497000Dont make me feel nigga. It is too early for stuff like that.
>>582497150ok
u think it sworth sweeping this even though its only stage 6
>>582497398
>>582496291It's a resource management game
>>5824975524% vs 4.4%your choice, they stay unlocked between season though
Our Joanne is quite a bit different from how she was on KR. The Enhanced Attacks were much more complicated:>Frontrow was an AoE attack that dealt 900% dmg, in DF it also shielded the frontrow and granted them +25% DR>Midrow granted SP for all allies, in DF it also shielded the midrow and granted them +75% dmg>Backrow granted +15% dmg for all allies, in DF it also shielded the backrow and granted them +90% AtkSpdThis is at the cost of a somewhat worse Yearning and not having a Rune, but overall our Joanne paid pretty dearly for becoming Innocent, especially in the dps department (she was a brutal dps in the frontrow) and the fact she doesn't generate shields in the other rows anymore. I'd argue Yomi is better if you're just doing a Depressed team since Joanne's healing/dps is so inconsistent.
>>582497926>Midrow granted SP for all allies, in DF it also shielded the midrow and granted them +75% dmgholy shit, backrow kyarot, ner, momo, mid row joanne, momo stock to the moon
>>582497926Id rather have what they got, the dmg diffusion gimmick is neat but i’d prefer more consistent atk buffs and that aoe
It's Ner
>quick battle featureI can now stop slacking on crusade
neru kawaii
>>582498446
>>582498486>bell pepper onlyyeah no
>>582489792only in the beginning when you don't know anything, when you get use to it you'll realize you don't need to do much stuff at all. It's a very laid back game
A Cheeb Ate 180 Bread For Lunch. This Is What Happened To Her Brain.
The glasses. Put them on.
>>582498446kawaii
At what level should my gear be before I start enhancing it? Is level 7 good enough?
>>5824995619
>>582499561the max
>>582499587I'm barely scrapping past world 20, damn
>>582499850you need better team
>>582499850you can rent an apostle, that carried me throw a few stages before i got a decent team
chow rebel's shop at the bazaar, a petting zoo
>>582498939
>>582500034>throwchibi brain momentTHROUGH***
so use crayons on these going in order?
>>582489792
>>582500143ner, elena, kyarot, renewa, yomi, aya and erpin are pretty goodthe order is uhhhhh whichever peppermind world you're in needs
>>582499880No bad Joanne, no more spreading pheromones in my bedroom. Bad
>>582499850If you reach world 21 you should farm rank 7 gear to upgrade your preferred dps to rank 8, that should make things much easier. Don't spread gear around.>>582500143Sure. Just make sure to get all the Crayons, regardless of whether you use the unit or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GuOe4MoE0
Gideon
>ner_with_a_dumb_expression_on_her_face_bouncing_closer_to_the_screen.mp4
Wait. Where is Meir?
>>582500728
>>582500584
I am genuinely happy that Endfield is falling apart and Genshit is also gonna die soon. The age of allge chinkslop is finally coming to an end.
>>582492507This is two hours late but Joanne only heals if she's in her dream form, meaning in crusades she needs to be pumped up to rank 4 and then she can be in her dream form about 2/3rds to 75% of the time. This isn't viable when pushing crusades because there is no guarantee that you'll even pull enough of her card to rank her up in time. Its expensive too.Her defensive buffs for Snorky are greatly appreciated however.
>>582500047Those aren't grasses
/gdg/ is two blocks down xis
>>582500895But a Youtuber told me Endfield is engoodening now, was that a lie? I was actually originally going to pick up Endfield as my second gacha along GFL1 but it stumbling so hard out of the gates made me write it off and I ended up playing this game instead.
>>582500895I don't want rapefugees though.
>>582500849>Whirlwind_Dance.mp3
>>582501063I know but I just want to gloat.>>582501113They chose to listen to low IQ open-world genshitter slurpers over the people who liked the first CBT game. They deserve all of the horrible things they inflicted upon themselves.
>missed my favorite cheebs' events because I joined later>have to pray that their lobby buttons will be added to gacha rewards in future arps
>>582500895god no. image having to deal with their p*g refugees
Joanne Forgiveness
I want this
>>582500046Im going to pet her budding tits and tight butt So Much
VL780Q29Joanne inspired me to do some pruning if anyone needs a leaf sender.
>>582501798Region?
>>582500895qrd?
>>582501274What happened, did they can the factory?I only played on launch since the factory building was based but then they didn't do anything with it so I just quit.
>>582501690I like that this is 1020% canonical.
>>582501705you can have it
>>582501954Yomi worshipped THIS?
>>582501932>What happened, did they can the factory?Nothing, and that's the problem. Literally nothing's happening in that game.
I want a chibi with hair that is 4 or more different colors.
What did the sisters mean by this?
>>582500895I'll believe it when I see the EOS announcements, until then I'll just go back to forgetting they exist
>>582502217
>>582501798>>582501887Oh yeah forgot about that, NA.
>>582502374#1 weakness of all Eldynes: Kyoushu.
>>582501690Her thighs and groin being on full display is so hot
vivi (Divine) wants to cook with Kyoshu and practice cooking. She loves Kyoshu.
>>582502582Why is she still in a Mercury-filled cave...
Did you know that Maestro’s Japanese VA plays the game?https://x.com/neo_tanaka_/status/2103795979145375965
>>582502582 canon housewife and a good mother
>>582502620Thats her home anon
>>582502815When are we getting a Maestro alt? It has been 3 years already...
>>582502949Speaki does not approve of your beverage choice
>>582500046Sorry Tigger but I'm also running a store, a schlorp store
Are Xion's Magic Bullet attacks considered normal attacks or skills?
>>582502620Vivi actually lives in a silver deposit. The silver was melting because she used to pour mercury everywhere, she no longer does so so it should be fine.>>582502815Maestro Mk3 and Bigger Wood when? We must see improvements to our 2*s so our 1*s can ascend too!
>>582503021skill>>582502897Sure, but she's Divine now and should be over her mom hatred, so why is her home STILL covered in mercury despite not even being a mercury Dragon anymore
>>582503014Sorry. I'll make sure to buy some pumpkin juice next time
I'm Joanni.
>>582502582>no horns>not constantly sneezingNot my Bibi
>>582503014Spiki can Get Fucked
If Vivi can become divine, when are getting Xion (not loser)?
>>582503462>Yomi worships the master>Joanne worships the master>Daya gives a wedding ring to the master>Joanne gives a wedding ring to the master>Renewa dances and doesn't wear panties for the master>Joanne dances and doesn't wear panties for the master>Mayo stalks the master>Joanne has a magic book that records everything the master doesI have a feeling Joanne is tryharding here.
>>582503462>YomiDISAPPEARED>DayaSYLLA CLEANING DUTY>RenewaJOBS>MayoUSELESSJoanne wins the kyoshubowl
>>582503291Beni wearing revealing clothes feels wrong
ENTER
>>582503517I see you have fully become the squeezy cheeks.
EXIT
After giving it some thought.Im starting to feel trickal fills the hole the first season of kemono friends left behind, both are very cute stories about an human tard wrangling a bunch of little guys into better versions of themselves solving one problem at a time.
>>582503757>mayoless than useless because she gave a gun to someone who clearly had no right possessing one
>>582502815They should make an episode with MK2 reworked into a sexbot, and big wood too
>>582504287You don’t need to stick your dick in everything in Elias ya know?
>renewa jobbed and did nothing againProbably the only bigger jobber than her in all of Elias is Sylla
>>582504217(You) should have used it to shoot Joanne's barrier but you were too busy trying to sneak a peek at her bare pussy.
>>582503743She's just an envious woman
KR gods, please spoil me...does coco become useful ever?
>>582504389no_panties pelvic_curtain is certainly my weakness
I'm glad Renewa jobbed, I respect her for that
>>582504357I'm just thinking about those civvies sales nothing more...
>>582503170>should be over her mom hatredHers is the type of hatred that doesn't fade without proper closure
>saving the world isn't enough to stop people from calling you a jobber when you meet a bad match-upRenewa can't catch a break
>>582504389Hey, its not often you get to see a bare nun angel!>>582504565>Renewa can't catch a breakShe will never catch one.
>>582489029Booba
>jobber>mary sueMake up your mind, /trick/
>>582504565She has a very bad WWElias track record and can only beat up retarded children, it's over for our girl.
>>582504701jobber sue
>>582504701Girlfriend
I have Renewa fatigue
i have fatigue fatigue
"post" renewa
>The master has no pow-AAAAAIEEEE MY CANON LOREEE
>>582505013Master is so weak he beat up Snorky in a one on one by stunlocking her. Literally every time the master has to fight someone its because they're either taller than you or flying above your ability to commence DIVINE PUNISHMENT. Any chibi's of standard or non flying height have already lost.
>>582505013these chibbers are weak against brute human reach
I still have not watched jo story
So Xion and Ed are the yurienjoyers safe bet to raise and equip?
>>582505013PUNISH
>>582504191>kemono friendsI still can't believe the second season was allowed to air. That was one of the most fucked up things I have ever seen.
>>582505564Take your time anon.
>>582505270>can levitate closer to optimal petting height
>>582495713Posher out Hilde in.
>>582505593yep. there's a few other pairings but xion and ed are peak incest and all their stories is about their "sisterly love"
>>582505564i hope you've done your required readings
>>582496306The ones that give armor bags are worth it, and the one that gives a dupe ticket.
>>582505968maybe
>>582497926Our Joanne has a completely busted yearning, and her card with Renewa's card give Renewa 100% uptime for her senior in frontier which is fucking insane. People were using Rollett for that before even though all Rollett was was cooldown reduction bot.
Risty headcanon finalized.
>>582506503Does her elf snatch stink tho?
>>582506632awwwww
And there, I'm done. Why did I even do this? I'm not that big into Risty either.
>>582506503>>582506632>>582506751Marvelous, if not, ridiculous amounts of sovl anon.Thank you.
Butter, who stumbled into an unfamiliar other world (corridor) from a rundown alley out of sheer curiosityEscaping from wanderers, sometimes destroying pumpkins with a pistol (Coco) while unraveling the mysteries..."...chowayo chowayo—..."— Butter Corridor —
The 'ronghttps://x.com/Perfect_OHAGI/status/2101105238673420569
>>582506814Thanks, it all started from an idle scribble on an office note of a Risty (Wife) alt and wouldn't leave me alone.
>>582506352>Our Joanne has a completely busted yearning400 rolls and I had to spark her. No busted y2 for me this time bros
>>582506852Justice
https://x.com/Utahime4445/status/2099507964197401017
mochi
https://x.com/Utahime4445/status/2099476591579471909
>>582507026I miss the days before our divorce...
>>582507185Shouldn’t have fucked Picora then
>>582507374She approached me first!
>>582507084This would fucking destroy me.
>>582506352EN Joanne's Yearning makes her better outside of DF in the mid/back rows, but KR Joanne pre-Yearning is far superior in the frontrow (dealing 3.6x the dmg of a DF normal attack is insane) and her DF buffs are still nearly double the buffs on EN. As for Renewa, yippie, if you whaled for 3 copies of 2 different runes and the Y2 of 2 Eldynes, you can imitate a pre-existing strategy. I'm not really complaining, it's for the best honestly since she would be broken if ported directly. It's a little annoying that they dropped her base power so much only to backload it more into her Yearning and a Rune but it's not a big deal.
Master, let's play!
Let's play don't feed ashur baked goods for two weeks
>>582507836Ashur is always there whenever it matters, can you say the same for the other cheebs?
Stop wanting to fuck your daughters
>>582507945Fuck your canon wife instead
>>582507908attendance doesn't matter
Attendance matters
Risty (Clean)...
>>582508405Sex hair Ner….
What if you go? What if you stay?I love you...What if you're cruel? You can be kind, I knowThere was never a chibLike my JoanneyLike the one they callJoanney Guitaaaaaar...
>>582508405
https://x.com/Min__Ti/status/2103805051538149810
Why do people call Vivi "Baboon" here?
>>582494625>The death immunity thing?Counterpoint: Ner got a drop on Joanne with an axe, so she could end that bullshit earlier if she kept hitting.
Who is atten and why does his dance matter
>>582509974It appeared in a screenshot of MTL'd names.
>>582509974https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EB%B9%84%EB%B9%84(%ED%8A%B8%EB%A6%AD%EC%BB%AC%20%EB%A6%AC%EB%B0%94%EC%9D%B4%EB%B8%8C)
>>582507836She's the one baking the goods in the first place...?>>582509939Aww, they're embarrassed by their past selvesVivi and Silvia together are cute
>>582493676Oh, it's AI
>>582510013It's a very cute dance
is Erpin the first muscle wizard in mainstream media?
>>582507615
Oh wtf, there is a part 2 to Joanne's story after you finish the 14 chapter?
>>582510578It's just like my doujin...
>>582510607>israelHuh. I'm pretty sure it's just the story nodes again, and is probably not supposed to be there until the event gets put in the Theater lol
>>582510578Fricle was super cute in that event.
Yo my chibbahs
Spoilers for current story in kr.
>>582511373
STOP SMACKING CHEEBS IN THE FACE!
wait, how do i get the last 10 certs for yearning 2?do I really have to either redeem an extra copy or wait until joan is in the shop?
>>582510607Its just fighting again
>>582511495
>>582502532Pinching Joanne's clit and watching it stretch like the chibi's cheeks
>>582511847CHANGE MY PITCH UPSMACK MY CHEEB UP
>Hurry papa, before mama comes home~
>>582511847Where does Butter (Pissed Off) rank on the Elias power scale
>>582511847Wtf she became buttface
>>582512261>struggling against one of the weakest Dragonseh
>>582506503>>582506632>>582506751Good stuff
So did the event actually do a good job redeeming joanne?
>>582489029Anyone have that pic of Erpin holding a baguette/bread?
>>582512743lolno, if you want a redeemed Joanne you have to roll for her and see her interactions, and it's unlikely she's getting any new fans from the event
>>582504175I want to see Allet bonking the snake bitch with her shovel
>>582512743joanne is misguided priestess, there's absolutely 0 reason for those sprite mobs to betray you though.
>>582512743she's gonna keep showing up so she'll do silly stuff that makes people forget about how mean she wasthis event already made tig seem way better after her dedicated event nuked tig stocks for a bunch of people
>>582512743Joanne was a megacunt for 95% of the event the whole point of the ending is that shes NOT redeemed but we're giving her a chance cause we're a nice guy. If Joanne wasnt playable or was a dude they'd be the most hated character in the game but we pull her so we see her goofy side
hot steamy uncensored sex inside
This general was bitching nonstop about tig in her event but you all instantly forgave joanne cause her tits are big
>>582513258and her outfit is sexy
>>582513351and she's full commando
>>582498662
>>582513165everyone deserves a second chance. Because I'm the master.
>>582513258Ermm WE love Tig here
>>582511486Wait, i don't get it, who goes where? Uros is weekend farmed and Diana is alter timeline but they are on opposite ends.And non horned Epica is considered weekend farmed?
She is coming.. what should i do?
>>582513258Also she would have killed erpin if doodlemaster didnt literally take a bullet for her but haha she has big tits and does a funny dance
>>582513749
Why are elves the only race made for kyoshu sex?
>>582513930This is why
>>582513669https://youtu.be/S7srMAPHc4MEnjoy
>>582513258Because one did nothing wrong and the other was Tig
>>582513749Turn 360 degrees and walk away
I really hate Renewa. She annoys me so much, and I don't even know why.
>>582513749Noogie, then cheek pull, then some more noogies.
>>582512743That wasnt the point of the event, if this was suppose to be a joanne redemption story they would have spent a lot longer than a single chapter redeeming her
>>582511847Butter is Strong!
I really love Renewa. She makes me so happy, I don't know why.
>>582513258No I did not hate Tigger's event, it was pretty fun, I don't even what problems people have with it.
>>582514383Did you clap when she jobbed?
>>582514563I kept grabbing her cheeks and giving her noogies
>rim doujin on dlsiteFucking nice
>>582513258It's all about presentation, if Joanne laughed at Erpin while she was buried and cackled after penetrating Belita the response would've been different
>>582514426Is that that one pokemon championship commemorative fanart?
>>582514463
>>582515161Where's the Beni edit?
>>582515301
>>582514898Almost killing Ed, stabbing Belita, and nearly shooting Erpin dead is kind of a bigger deal than cutting Velvet's hair
>>582515543She did it under the tree's influence, doesn't count
i'm black
Would Xion have gone supa sayajin if Joanne exploded Ed like frieza did to krillin?
I'm blue
>>582515947
https://x.com/ramenjoligi/status/1881955679835185654anyone know what she's saying?
So what were the phantoms doing during this event?
I'm brown
>>582516115If to believe the PV, they got their own animated record to fight
>>582516095be happyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg_4aOyusSQ
>>582516040da ba dee da ba die
>>582516416thanks
>>582515607the tree isn't a good guy?
>>582513532We sure do
So why is joanne so much more stronger than all the other eldynes combined? Dont they more or less have the same power level as one another?
Sex with Ui
>>582517003Would Ui wish your sexual experience away so she can rape a virgin kyoshu over and over again?
>>582516941>>582447615Like the other anon theorized, it's likely to do with her faith. She was stronger because she believed she had to be stronger at that moment in time.
>>582491369???-Tier: DayaGod-tier: Yearning for friendshipTop-tier: Yearning for peaceMid-tier: Yearning for others to be betterLow-tier: Yearning for recognitionShit-tier: Yearning for power
>>582517334Picora
>>582493973You can't have Arco's event yet because we need to build up to Elena's decline in S2 first
>>582516941>Dont they more or less have the same power level as one another?Not really? Ui and Ed are significantly more powerful than the rest of the sisters since they can straight up warp reality, then next comes Aya and Xion just being generally strong with their magic, with Vivi close after, and Epica and Chloe are jobbers.
official rerolling guide https://youtube.com/watch?v=rx1hYWYNxFA
>>582513532She'll lose her attitude once I impregnate her
>>582517378Okay yeah, tiers list have been revised.>Bad-tier: Yearning for power>Shit-tier: Picora
>>582517501Now I ain't sayin' she a gold diggerBut she ain't messin' with no broke chibbas
>>582517501Please forgive my shopaholic daughter
>>582516941Stop thinking about it trying to powerscale trickcal is retarded
>>582517334Erpin-tier?
famine and starvation
I love Renewa.
>>582517501She loves shopping like a typical bratty school girl, but she's broke because she's saving her money to buy (You) a present.
>>582517830We might need a special Stupid/Chibi-brain tier. Or maybe one for entirely unsurprising yearnings that aren't very interesting, Blanchet could go in there too.
>>582518162An innocent yearning for an innocent Cheeb.Also, she considers Kyoushuu to be a cake, so
>>582518162Greedy selfish yearning for a greedy selfish cheeb
>>582517218same energy
>>582518162An ufuboobu yearning for an ufuboobu cheeb
>>582517334
All these low-star chibbers keep borrowing my power without permission.
What would have Yomi done or could have accomplished if the event included her?
>>582489029Please don't forget to add new Sprite viewer to OP next time.https://trickcalrevive-viewer.pages.dev/
>>582518983Reveal her elder god form and beat up Joanne.
>>582518983Drop the moon on JoanneOr debate her like she did to Ner, what Ner said to her was already similar to Joanne's mindset
>>582519162>Drop the moon on Joanne
joan tits on my face face facejeanne tits on my faceeeeeeeI want huge gioanna tits on my face face face
>>582519162joanne can do anything with peak eldyne power. Probably would do madara and drop 2 more moons to flex at yomi
>>582518983Nothing because she doesn't care what happens to the order as long as you're okay.
>>582518983Yomi displayed zero power scaling feats in the story so who knows
This is the strongest mystic in all of Elias
>>582518983she would have spread spores all over her
>>582519820I kneel
>>582519820and the weakest is?
new offical Figure is coming
>>582519897Baboon (forma de mystika)
>>582519897Yommers
>>582519918If they truly do plan to make Patima a 3d game, didn't they figure out how to make chibis look good from any angle and not just front view. Right now every figure doesn't look good to me.
>>582515607The tree never controlled or influenced Joanne, everything was due to her own misguided faith and inflated sense of self-importance (the tree gave her special blessings -> therefore she must be the chosen one-> therefore she is always right and everyone who doesn't listen to her is goycattle to be slaughtered). Deep down she was actually questioning her own actions, but she deluded herself and just locked up all the confusions, until kyoshu got inside her mind and just pried it all open. There's absolutely no excuse for her tyranny except blind faith and inflating ego. But it's okay, I forgive her because she's hot and does the funny dance.
>>582519918COMPUTER, ZOOM IN
>>582495713>>582495932Unless Xion is yearn'd up Ashur deals more damage and provides better utility at the same level, specially in crusade stages where Ashur can make use of her passive.
i have a severe case of blue bolsneed bunny hilde to cure me
>>582519918>ashurbased
>>582520424Ashur is fucking dogshit, stop lying to newcuties.
>>582520395Don't let this anon get away
>>582519468You won't be okay as long as Joanne has free reign because she'll hunt you down
>>582520395Ashur confirmed to be the weakest chib.
This is the most screentime the gum had since the very beginning of the story and she still didnt do shit other than give useless exposition and was every bit as clueless as gyoju was.
>>582520315joan dindu nuffin, nuff said.
>>582521528Who?
>>582519918I love these even though people compare them to funko pops i just love koyama's artstyle I guess
>>582521662>gumuhhhhhh youngchuddie
erpin paizuriricotta nakadashi
Trickcal Season 3 final bossUI(memory).She possesses eldr’s power in its entirety, and because she believed that this world itself was filled with unhappiness, she went to weekend farm of her own accord, where all memories gather, in order to turn everyone’s bad memories into happy ones and make trickcal world happier place.
>>582494891rudd's rudds
>>582519276Now do the fear and hunger termina moon.
just got into the game any upcoming cheebs should I watch for?
>>582521998You dropped this
>>582520541Nigga you have to PURPOSEFULLY not use bread meteor for Xion to do as much damage as Ashur at the same level simply because she does better AoE.
>>582522274picrel
>>582522326in her infinite wisdom, Ui has removed brown pastels from the world and from Get Your Crayon
>>582519918Glad Tig is getting some merch.
>>582522274Wait for Yomi yearning like the rest of us
When Ran comes out Joanne is gonna job to her like Renewa jobbed to Joanne
>>582522632wrong, she's going to mary sue all over the story and save the day, for real this time
THIS is your daughter, gyoju-nim?
>>582506751Interesting thought, since tree powers basically make you immortal, why not just be a total manslut? It's not like School Days scenario can happen to you.
>>582521998speaking of kr spoilers why does xion have her patima outfit for 3rd anniversary?
>>582512743the joanne redemption event starts in 1-2 months where she'll do the funny dance
I want ashur to lick my dick the same way shes licking the bread
>>582523054There are things way worse than death, kyoshu. If anything I prefer death over infinite torture for eternity or the pit of doom.
>>582523054would you choose a manslut to save the world you created?
>>582523005Even if you told me this was an Erp I wouldn't be able to recognize her as one.
List of chibis that were released on KR before Joanne.>Bana (2 star unit)>Kommy alt>Lethe (2 star unit)>Canta (2 star unit)What's interesting is that global doesn't have any units released after Joanne. Out of all of them Canta is real anomaly, because she was already in one event and main story which ties to Joanne event and devs said that in global they want to release chibs that would fit narrative wise.
>>582523054>It's not like School Days scenario can happen to you.Did you miss Renewa spelling out how there are fates worse than death, Kyoushu?
>>582523448nobody, and I mean not a single person, cares about those three
>>582523169>>582523467there'll be some thirsty phantom to bail you out I bet
>>582523554i do
>>582489029>3RDBOLTHDAYnew redeem saars
eldr’s past revealed in Season 3Because first human failed to properly explain what 'death' was, eldr became deeply confused about the concept of death.first human taught eldr that, in order to go to a good place after death, one had to do many good deeds, and that doing good meant 'making other people happy'.however, eldr took first human’s immature and incomplete explanation literally and attempted to manifest the concept of death as living entity, which ultimately led to confusion and tragedy. as result, niffel, ghost of death, became mentally and emotionally devastated.eldr asked niffel to create Weekend Farm, place where everyone could meet again in the end, and give world another chance.
>>582523448maybe they want to save Bana and Canta for main story relevance? Bana seems like she'll have some part in season 2 if the preview is anything to go off of. dunno about Canta. Haley should be getting her event soon, so Lethe could be coming then
>>582523554I care about Bana
>>582523739That's exclusively for Revive
>went 3-12 yesterday on the stacking game>only get 250+ points opponents today>already up to 12-12I have no idea what's happening here. maybe they took pity on me
>mayo>Actual genuine obsessive creep>joanne>A complete sycophant, deluded herself into liking you just cause youre a messiah figure>yomi>Sovlless waifubait character >renewa>A too selfless heroine who finally settles down and feels safe with gyojuYep I think renewa wins the gyojubowl
>>582518983Infinite tsukuyomi mind rape gg no re
>>582517476kinda makes me wish i made a video series about starting from zero to guide all the chibtards starting this anniversary
>>582523918your Daya?
>>582523448interestingly they're all ugly as shit besides maybe Lethe
korean vs jp speakihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6R7y8wGuvI
>>582523918But just look at those eyes, you can't help but fall in love
>>582523918I wonder who's behind this post
kek, based full auto
supiki watching anniversary broadcasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5nMimwhEK4
>>582524227they're like little gummy candies
Joanne kawaii
>>582522482Genuinely curious of how they'll show Erin when she finally appears, we've never seen a human in the game's artstyle.
>>582523162Stop being attracted to Ashur. She isn’t sexy or cute
>>582492141neither does her stomach ever fill up
LET ME WIN LET ME WIN LET ME WIN LET ME WIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN I JUST NEED ONE MORE WIN TO GET MY EQUIP101S LET ME WIN THIS STUPID STACKCAL GAME
>>582494281>Does that count as whalingyes, anything above 0 spend is a whale. t. zero spender
>>582524405Trickcal will switch to first person perspective where you play as her
>>582524885hm..... nyo
>>582500046did they wash before setting this up?
>>582524965why the fuck has barong become the gookako of this game
>>582524960Wouldn't she be a boss though? The story seems to hint at her being the next threat.
>>582525302
>>582519117>vibecoded vietnamese discord slop
>>582524405you all Better Not make porn of her
>>582505013>physical damageshe's just asking you to stop doing paperwork for a couple of minutes so you can directly noogie an enemy
>>582525529>can now remove meshesFinally
>>582510378no
>>582511847why did she do this?
>>582513258joanne smells nice
>>582525813look, i love kidian, but this is like the 10th time this posted here
>>582512157Damn Brat
>>582525750When you think about it they would be super friends
>>582520445erokawaii
>>582525320it's gonna be shadow of the colossus kinda thing where Erin will go around slaying all the trees and eldynes and then as she's about to become squeezy cheeks (You) will stop her by marrying her
>>582512157
>>582525529vibecoding is gonna be the new norm.Most people don't care because it gives them something they would otherwise would no have like Speaki mmo.
>>582523554silence hateri want all of them
>>582525894Lets aim for at least 100 more reposts then
>>582513258Yes.
>>582524402she has one of if not the cutest dance in the game
>>582525964>brainless meatheads with a love of sweets that cast FISTmashle and erp are basically the same character now that i think about it
If you had a Renewa avatar and just played Stackcal; that was a fun match, shame it ended with that stupid tile
new sheepkihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EkC2Hl8MkQ
Sex with daughter
be real with me epica
retired uroshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml_MuGlYmMg
>>582526152The only thing worse than evil sex is evil chibi sex
>>582526453Why the long face ebiga-san?
>>582513258Tig was a big bully who did the things for selfish reasonsJoanne did what she did because she believed this was for the greater good; she didnt see herself as a villain. Only at the end of that story did she realized her mistake, but also couldnt handle with the reality of things and went haywire. A villain believing they are right doing bad stuff > a bully doing bad stuff for fun and selfish, petty goals.
opal taking care of babushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAbtDmesv-o
Bros.. I think I'm falling for Mayo..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHWHERE AM I?!
>>582526580WHAT?! I cant give you uppies, you’re already floating
trickcal's 3rd anniversary stream is going viral!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E2ZXtnFrmE
>>582526580Where's her vagina?
HEE HEESHAMONE
>>582526669airplane, kyoushu
gerogero gero
>>582526848
>>582523765More lore anon.
I will NOT update my toadems.
if you actually want to buy one read this https://www.reddit.com/r/Trickcal/comments/1wrcjtx/uifi_figure/
>>582526848taken alongside her power
>>582527056joanne's legs are freakishly long for a cheeb
>>582526639Relax, just accept this is your new reality now
>>582522843
how do i lose 10kg in 2 weeks /trick/
>>582523918Renewa will find a way to job
>>582527498starve
>>582527498try to start eating ONLY three meals a day
>>582527498Lower the amount of nuggets per meal from 25 to 15
>>582527498Keep eating what you already eat, just a less than you normally would.
>>582527650are you trying to kill that anon?
>>582527498At worst you are killing yourself, at best you will become one of those biggest loser contestants who regain all their weight and even worse off cause their metabolism is ultrafucked.You're only suppose to lose 1 to 2 pounds a week
>>582527498instead of having 100% of what you usually eat, eat 75%eg, if you have 4 sandwiches a day, eat only 3 instead
>>582527552But she already had a job!
>>582527498>how do i lose 10kg in 2 weeks /trick/try water fasting. expect 400g per day of weight loss. expect 5.6kgs of weight loss if you eat nothing for 2 weeks straight. then cut off a limb to make it a round 10kg weight loss.
>>582527562>>582527650>>582527692>>582527702>>582527953>>582527975so if i lost 10kg in a week, what are the chance i still look fat
>>582528225depends on your starting weight
>>582528225looking fat all depends on how tall you are vs how heavy you are at the end of the day, also losing 20lbs in a week is pretty fucked lmao.
>>582527498Anon lost 10kg in 2 weeks by starving himself. This is what happened to him.
I just lost at Stackcal to someone that placed pieces without moving them or changing their position...
>>582528225Losing a lot of weight suddenly in a short time span will always make your appearance look like shit regardless.
>>582527498You don't have to starve, just cut off your legs, that's faster.
Is sherum event lobby supposed to still be here or it's a bug?
>>582528225Can i ask why you need to lose all that weight that fast?
>>582528437im sorry that happened, anonit irks me when i get an opponent who clearly doesn't want to play, but its way worse if they manage to win
>>582527498Once I over ate and my weight went up to 93kg, I looked in the mirror and realized that I have a body of subhuman. This was some traumatizing that I starved myself for a month (Just tea and one really small meal a day), went from 93kg to 77kg.
>>582528605It's normal that it sticks around for 1 week after the event ends to allow people to access the store.
new 3rd anni collab video droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUg6Bn9BFxY
>>582527498You basically want to get rid of all your fat while maintaining your skeletal muscle structure. Eat only about 1000 calories of protein (protein ONLY, get rid of any and all carbs, including salad, that shit is pure carbs). Do zone 2 exercises, since those use up your fat reserve (like fast walking up to 70% of your max heart rate). Drink LOTS of water, since your body needs that in order to use your stored fat.
>>582528741Aww, thanks. I don't mind though, because the pieces he got worked out well for him so it was just as challenging as normal.
>>582528786also watching sherrum stroll through the library is soothing
>>582528225You WILL still look like shit even if you lost 20kg. What you need is to gain some actual muscles, real ones, not the fake tik tok ones.Look at this shithttps://youtu.be/xwcUBYJzTkkStart doing bouldering or sport climbing (I wouldn't recommend trad for now)
>>582528896gommy mentioned!
Cute
>/trick/ - Nutrition and Fitness
>>582529187KAWAII
>>582529197/trick/ is full of ojisan, they need to stay healthy if they want to keep pinch those cheek
>/trick/ - Food and Cooking
>>582529378Diana’s Breastmilk Porridge….
>dude draw im@s porn>draw joan holy shit, we eating good
i ate 25 chicken nuggets worth of shredded chickenhealth
>>582529635wrong body proportion, see me after class.
>>582529680>all of that saturated fatsthis nigga is going to die before hitting 40
>>582529680it's alright anon, at least you don't eat 75 chicken nuggets
FUCK Joanne
>villainess turn into saint and good motheryep, i'm thinking kino, thanks gook for fulfilling my villainess intake
>>582530152We don’t know if she’s a good mother yet. Silvie could grow up to be a real cunt
>>582530232it's alright if silvie is a cunt she will regress and become better person
>>582530232>Silvie could grow up to be a real cuntshe will get spanking if she becomes one/
Post job Renewa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsRWNx3BQw0
>>582528896unimaginable levels of souli like the barong dance bit at https://youtu.be/RUg6Bn9BFxY?t=227
>>582530615fat ass
>>582530615I love my jobber wife
https://x.com/DDDLoOser/status/2104164086359666718?s=20finally, same size as mine
Joanne could've easily been defeated by blocking her hair intakes. She would quickly overheat.
cheeb with the thickest bush?cheeb that doesn't trim their bush?
>>582530615>>582530774I hate Renewa
>>582530615
>>582531105DianaDiana
>>582531174No you don’t
10kg in two weeks is too much kyoshu
https://x.com/arettttttta/status/2104170586301952280
>>582531316i will buy tapeworm egg from dark web, wish me luck
>>582531105
>>582530774and by yggdrasil, she meant vivi
>>582531429I love this dude stuff, each comix is kokoro daibu.
>>582531105she's talking about her body hair
에슈르 사랑, 에슈르 결혼, 에슈르 영원
>>582531595i expect she get punched by kyoshu just like traitor cat from pricon
I love Ashur
Yes! you tell em, tig! Fuck those elves
Holy mindbroken!
>>582530615>fondling her own cheekdamn pervert
>>582531698Snitches get stitches
>>582529270I want to die; im tired of this live. Im suffering from rheumatic arthritis, Im bald and a almost 40 year old virgin with no chance of ever finding companionship. I hate my work and my only 3 friends are people I sometimes talk with on discord. I live a live thats not worth living so the sooner death comes, the better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAzdYT-C0T8
>>582527498Just eat crayons, they're 0 calories.
>>582531891>40 year old virginwere you raised as a monk?
>>582529197this is not the first time we had a long ass discussion about nutrition
>>582527498I recommend watching Scooby fitness. /fit/ recommend him to me and my guy has helped so many /fit/izens throughout the years.
So is Joanne like Renewa where half of her power is locked behind her yearning, and without it she's just good but not too impressively so?
>>582531891Favorite chibi?
you have to eat all the macarons
Yomi took my virginity
>your cheeb>your deadlift record
>>582528768maybe i'll try this, also lowering my water intake from 2000mL a day to 1000mL or 500mL and eating once a day
>>582500930>crusadesAre those a limiting factor for anybody?
>>582527498a kg of fat is like 7700 kcalyou want to lose 77000 kcal in 14 daysthat's 5500 kcal per daythe only way to make it work is by building a time machine and starting a few months ago
>>582532659If you're using her on Innocent then she's a must have, since their lineup is kinda shit to begin with.For Depresso tho not really? Yomi + Xion can already clear contents reliably.
Why doesn't Vivi just get close to Joanne and give her mercury poisoning?
>>582533291i want to inform everyone that you can get the big arm diana figure through the tig minigame in your home
>>582533075Ashur240kg
>>582533248I'm an f2p doing my best and I don't borrow units due to autism
>>582533075>erpin>what's a deadlift
>>582533495bricked by pride
>>582532257no, just missed the mark to make any meaningfull friendships during my youth and then was unemployed for a long stretch, only getting a job at the ripe age of 26.>>582532810Erpin to pretend I have a daughterVivi would be my second fav, just because she is an interesting "villain"Also really like Shoupan and Epica.Thanks for listening to my ted talk
>>582533075yommersI can lift a bag of groceries if I try hard enough
>>582533451Has she been shown making an eldyne sick yet? I assume that the stronger eldr blessing gives immunity from it given how she's able to hang out with Ui, and Kyoushu without them showing symptoms.
>>582533684impressive
>>582533075DianaIt used to be 4.5plate but I haven't deadlifted in quite a while, I doubt I can go above 3, maybe 3.5 nowadays
>>582533641I just view this as a fun single player game and borrowing units I didn't level up myself feels like betraying all the hard work I've done up to this point. It's not like there's a huge prize at the end of the game, so might as well just enjoy the ride leveling everyone up slowly.
>>582533495Renting is a mechanic meant to be utilized so don't feel like it's cheating. They even disable it from non-bellpepper difficulty and other game modes which shows you're supposed to use it. Whole worlds in crusade are of one personality and if that personality counters your first team you can be screwed with half damage and half defenses so sometimes a new account needs to rent to get over those difficulty spikes. Or you'll need a few more levels to rank your best units up then you can continue without renting.
smooch
Where are the phantoms?
>>582534097schlorp
>>582533075DianaI never did a deadlift but I installed a pull up set at home and can do 20+ over chin pull ups, take that for what it's worth. I'm 75kg btw.
>>582534529Slut
Is Ner a good red tank?
Ner this event was so cute, I had my reservations about both her and Erpin but with Sherum's and Joanne's events I think they've both redeemed themselves in my eyesNer's almost as good as Speaki now
>>582535038Ner LOVE
>>582534787She’s not a tank!
>>582535113...unless?
>>582534787I use her as a sole tank in the ~5M cheek power range in PvP and she does an excellent job unless it's against Snorky+Kidian or a 3 frontliner mono-Mad team.
>>582534787Red's main tank and main DPS is Chloe
>>582533075Silphir. 260 lbs which is like 125kg or something. Im at 180 lbs
>>582534787She's really good on Mad teams and also just in general, and if you don't have Chloe then she's maybe better at tanking than Maestro, but probably would struggle to solo tank some levels.You could also just use a different color tank until you get Chloe. Going with one personality is the default strategy but definitely not the only one, especially if you're forcing it with bad units. Ed, Vivi, and maybe Snorky/Kommy are good enough to work. Rudd and Selene probably too with Ner backing them up. And you're going to build other color teams before too long anyway so you'd be able to use them more then.
>>582528768Im gonna try my best to follow this advice as well. The entire summer i was just eating out of habit and not because i was hungry and i can actually feel myself getting wider and it sucks. I'll have to force myself to stop eating anything at work and now that the climate is getting cold again i can finally binge on tea again. Finally i will do my best to have half the portions i usually have for lunch and have even less snacks if none at all. Its gonna be tough but i'll endure to make my chibis happy.
>>582534152squatting in their swamp and musty subspaces while receiving no attention from joanne
>>582535113she's a milk tank
>>582535090I was shocked to hear her here, she was amazing
>>582535809>Miltank
>>582535113Her hapa VA really let it loose in this scene, it was pure soul.
I'm hornyFor Snorky
https://x.com/sanyul720/status/2104125650756153801
>>582536142where was this nigger when everyone was getting their ass kicked?
>>582533743>Has she been shown making an eldyne sick yet?Xion and Ui. Like just watch the events.
>>582536142>I'm Master's personal bodyguard!>probably passed out in some gambling den while all of this was going on
>>582533075ErpinI do 60kg RDL
>>582536142RARE
>>582536651Ui got sick from directly plugging her finger into a hole filled with mercury, that's not the same as being sick just from being near Vivi which can happen to other apostles even when she's not sneezing on them. There's no need to be rude over not remembering every minor detail in tens of hours worth of stories.
Surprised nobody has beaten me at Butter since I suck at rhythm coordination games.
>>582536142>BRING ME PYRA>A real threat? Sorry don I've got a sore throat
>>582536569>Posted my Mago pic or twitter acc that never posted anything before.>Month later and only 19 viewsI imagine new artist who want to start on twitter have abysmal time.
>>582527169Just you wait
>>582537320my first trickcal drawing only got 20 views in the first week.
>>582537320Did you at least add hashtag
/trick/ fat fuck general
>>582533075RuddStopped at 315 with no desire to go higher.
>>582537612Yeah, added 3 for kr, jp and en.
>>582537684+ half of posters are bots
>>582537684It is what it is
>>582537721just keep drawing, I now get thousand views every post.
sprites are funny retardswerebeasts are just retards
wish i know how to draw instead of 3d modelling
>>582538251wish granted
>>58253690And you think Vivi's best option was to just stand here and not bother splashing mercury at Johnny?
>>582531891Nigger don't you have any hobbies? Is a female hole the only goal in your life? I took up bouldering and mountain hiking and I look forward to each weekend, watching gear review, checking up my local stores and gyms, chatting up random people on the mountain to see what they are up to and if there's any good route to do next, inviting my friends and family to the mountains or climbing gym, etc. Life's great.
Which cheebs would enjoy having their cheeks schlorped and suckled?I have a feeling that doing that is considered an act of sexual seduction. Do they have erogenous chubby cheeks?
>>582534275Crazy how much overlap is between trickcal and baki
>>582538963dammit>>582536890
>>582518539Holy fuckImagine picking her up and carrying her all the way to the basement of the order HQWith her small size, tying her up and gagging her should be easy, and then you have yourself a free-access elf onahole ! !
We really need to rangeban india and everything near it.
we really need to rangeban werebeast village and everything near it.
hmm I think I'll read the story tomorrow
>>582539905I'll pee on your router
>>582524405it'll be a 10 seconds long shot of the camera panning from bottom to top
>>582529378
Joan's card doesn't really interesting, am I wrong?
>>582540773It's good stats for the cost compared to similar options.
She's cute.https://x.com/Dagger_4/status/2104176727392235829
butter went into the cage next to hers and squished kommy
unlimited hobagi works
>>582514562Tig was a huge asshole, but that was expected. What was slightly more egregious was that Tig only got her comeuppance offscreen after the event.
>>582542282Wrong reference, that's rhadan from Elden ring
>>582542806That's actually Speaky from the hit game Speaki RPG.
our chow rebels
>>582537320It's fucked man, and seems to have only gotten worse with Elon even though he did improve it in some other ways. I spent years trying to break out as a /p/haggot and it just didn't work, you have to be farming attention around the clock and increase your engagement in whatever means possible to get 15 likes on a good day. >go to instaLike 98% of that site is just fucking bots. I've come to the conclusion that the only way is to post in places with real niggas like 4chins and private discords, provided that you're not looking to make money of course. At least then some real people will see your shit and you might make someone's day.
>>582542947It's cool to see their gang expanding and gaining influence. I sure can't wait for each of these new characters to be named and added as apostles and to become mainstays in the story any day now!
>>582543110>At least then some real people will see your shit and you might make someone's day.That's why I always posted my art only here.
>>582537320yep, i infrequently post art to my twitter. no views at all really. the algorithm even marked me as a bot for awhile and hid my page from being seen by others because i used the same hashtag too many times in a row.
>>582531891Sucks to hear that man, especially your health condition. Can only hope you'll find a way forward. Exist out of sheer spite if nothing else.t.41yo bald friendless virgin ojisan
if you create new account on x, they will shadowban you for a while, cant remember how longt. make new x account to post my work and only get 4 views for a while
>>582534787She's not Rim tier but she is good for a DPS.
>>582531595ashur my beloved
>>582533075hilde180kg
>>582544519upboat
EEUUUUUUU
houses aren't good enoughi have so many cute collectables i need a fucking MUSEUM or something to show them all off
>>582544519It's "biblically accurate sex" actually.
>>582537836kek
>>582542034they're good friends! cute!>>582541827YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now that the dust has settled, how did gyoju influence the elves' opinions on humans?
ashur the redeemed one
is there a compilation of what all the profile borders look like? the collection only shows unowned dimension clash borders
>>582545628He doesn't celebrate christmas, so it's okay.
>>5825274981200 calorie a day high protein low carb diet, only eat 3 times a day with no snacking in between. If you do this I will approve you for surgery.
Are these worth it? I have a decent amount of resources
>>582516941I thinks its more of skill and awareness. Joanne has a better understanding of what she is capable of, and how to use it.ED just thinks its a dream so she can only do what she can envision while sleeping.Xion barely knows she has any powers. UI has a child's mindset
>>582546185>He doesn't celebrate christmas, so it's okay.Really? Then why did Vivi get Hilde to dress like this when trying to get a threesome out of you?
>>582546498A guaranteed 3 star including eldynes, but you don't get devotion at the price of a single 10-roll.Decide for yourself.
>>582535090Ner was pretty hot in these scene. I want her VA to yell at me like thatMaybe want to her to hit me with an axe as well...
>>582547212Did you get them then, did anyone get these
>>582546498A 3* for the cost of a 10 roll, it's not bad
>>582547956I eventually got a Yomi, it's obviously down to luck. These tickets are mostly recommended if you're missing several cheebs from that personality.
>>582547956I think they're alright for new players, but I personally value the devotion gains more than dupes. I'd rather gamble on eldyne dupes on banners where I can redeem, too.
>>582547956They're better if you're just starting out, since at that point you'd need any help you can get to clear the maps.For someone who already got all of current cheebs tho, no reason to buy them since banking 10 devotion and getting some 1* certs are just better.
Bread?
>>582539029>anon has a body immune disease that weakens all his bones, deforms them and makes him basically a cripple as time goes on>bro just go mountain hiking dudeI think the guy is just lamenting the fact he missed out on many things in live and now is to depressed and sick to feel any motivation
>>582548518Well that's just an example of what I did. Studies have found that most people find their favorite book/movie ever at like 56. There are plenty of hobbies and cool shit out there, lamenting over not having a GF is like the most beta shit ever.
Start baking Ashur that rent is not gonna pay itself.
Find I'll do it
NEW THREAD>>582550839>>582550839>>582550839
>>582550871you completely fucked it upwant me to make another one?
>>582550949>you completely fucked it uWhat did I miss?
>>582551061you fucked up all the embeds because you didn't copy the op properly via the triangle menu
fixed bread>>582551151>>582551151>>582551151>>582551151
>>582513424kawaiiiiiiii
>>582551115>via the triangle menuNTA but oh my god i never knew about that, i just opened the ilnks and copied from that KEK
mayo thread... or mayo thread. i can't decide!
>>582551591press the copy text button from there and when you paste it will be done perfectly, that's how you avoid fucking links and stop [embed][embed] from happening
