#Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes" game jam.https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>582196738
>>582495531I predict janitorial intervention and have to question "why" did you test fate for nothing?
>>582495531Great thread, possibly the best thread we've ever had
sisbutt so what
>>582495892Is the pepper covering her balls?
>>582496351Kinda real, we probably should have become /ngg/ when we had the chance. But we're committed now
>>582495531That's a bakery!
>>582497087Let them eat cake!
Ashley's got an ass like an onionIt makes me wanna cry
>>582497228If by cake you mean a lovely RUMP roast...
>>582495531Andrew would eat that ass like ice cream
>ass>ass>ass>did I mention ass>assJeet tier thread.
>>582495531How's the Renee mod?
>>582502564Ass
Once Ashley Week is over, it will be our time./ngg/ers, unite!
>>582501976This is what happens when we allow mental illness to fester instead of shaming them.
>>582505390Has Nemlei's art improved over time?
>>582505390>Once Ashley Week is over,Sorry, /ngg/er. You still have to wait for the Ashley Month, then the Ashley quarterly, follwed by the Ashley year, then proceeds the Ashley decade, which is part of the Ashley millennium, then the Ashley decemmillennium, the Ashley centummillennium, the Ashley megaannum, and the Ashley aeon
>>582508189>decemmillennium>centummillenniumaren't these meant to be two words? you just smashed them together...
https://x.com/belovedgore/status/2104039620333686839
>>582508892I would be arrested for animal cruelty the way I would completely abuse Ashley's pussy.
>>582505894At some point, Nemlei became genuinely good at drawing. She always understood cinema, but I'm confident now that she understands linework too. The kiss from the SnS vision was truly fucking excellent and shows Nemlei is past the days of amateurish drawings.
>>582495531Sister biting
>>582509113Every single cg in the tower scene is also really well done. Not just the actual line work but the design and framing. If the Nemlei that made Jack in a Castle could see what she's capable of now she'd be over the moon.
>>582510281>If the Nemlei that made Jack in a Castle could see what she's capable of now she'd be over the moonI hope Nemlei is proud
>>582510237how many sisterbits in a sisterbite?
>>582494191>>582497984Two Breaking Bad references in a row? I don't know Mr. White, maybe you shouldn't impregnate your little sister...
>>582505390>literally niggersDo /nigg/ers really?
/calg/, don't leave me...
>>582502564That shit is CHEEKS, bro
Literally could not sleep all night because I kept humping my pillow and thinking about Julia. God, she drives me crazy
https://x.com/couldaru/status/2102140819327082959
>>582520626Wrong, you are crazy regardless of any external factors
>>582521051
most of you fags here are cowards and would run in horror if your sister was DTF
>>582521939/calg/ is full of pretend freaks. But I'd totally let my sister make a move on me
>>582521939*if your sister were DTF
there's a decent chance of noticeable health defects even in a first generation incest baby between siblings, a low chance of life-altering risks, and a good chance of little to no noticeable defects.
>>582522084Linguistics will never be prescriptive
>>582522361>Wren had a birth defectNemlei fucking HATES us, anon. It's over
>>582522924The Académie Française begs to differ
>>582522924Ok leftist
>>582523058>The Académie Française
>>582522924Luckily, no one here said otherwise, because linguistics, as a science, serves only to observe what occurs. Science and philosophy/ideology serve two completely different purposes, and do not disprove each other. A prescriptivist notion that one should use subjunctives is not contradicted by the descriptivist observation that people listening to rap music tend to not use them; and suggesting that "descriptivism" demonstrates the "correct" usage of a language is, ironically, itself prescriptivist.*wereCunt.
>>582523626For all your ruminations, you can't change a thing
>>582523737>I am intentionally stupid and proud of it, and here's why you're actually madThis attitude always has a coping mechanism to go with it lmfao
>>582522985Man I want to spitshine those soles
>>582522361When I was 12 my sister had me give her a foot massage and that's probably the reason I'm on this board today
>>582523907>>I am intentionally stupid and proud of it, and here's why you're actually madEveryone is saying this
>>582495531uhh is this kinda OP pic allowed?
>>582524907I have allowed it
Which one of you brought up /calg/ in the Danchigai thread on /a/? I will hunt you down and rape you
>>582495531
>>582526003>/a/
>>582526003wasn't me
>>582501976>muh jeetsYou're clearly an indian trying to water down jeet as an insult.
>>582526873>love Julia>Julia gameYup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup!
>>582526873>full brown sexy female part god bitchTruth
>>582528467In chapter 4, Ashley must defeat the ultimate hussy: Lord Unknown
>>582526873>cataract hussies
>>582526873>crying weird foid amirite brothersAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I can't wait for Ashley to leave Andrew is Burial. It's going to happen
Sex with Renee & her big boobies
Snuggles. With Neco-Sisters.
>sister brought home 3/4ths of a personal pizza>I thought this meant she didn't want it>ate it all overnight>she was just saving it*urp* sowwy
>>582536593Buy her an XXL giganigga pizza and then share it with her. Also don't be fat.
>>582535994I want to breed this feline's jugs
>>582540868Plap your sistercat's pretty fat kitty titties
>>582521939>>582521995You all would act just like Andrew
>>582546019I didn't.
>>582526873>Ashley happy
https://x.com/tsukiguke/status/2104232094423474484
https://x.com/XXLCarolBud/status/2104183292862034388
>>582526873>ashley girl
https://x.com/wakuwill1211/status/2104137096134893648
https://x.com/Sole111224/status/2104091428192186655
>>582520626judo pillow face
https://x.com/Redhero_nsfw/status/2104082395482009696
>>582526003It was me.I hold this place accountable for making favour incest shipping.
>>582547408Plumpley
>>582546019Anondrew would even say "I have to return some video tapes"
I drank way too much last night. I don't get how people can live like this
>>582547862>I don't get how people can live like thisInertia, mostly.
https://x.com/mismispink/status/2104247393092841778
>>582547281Humping the Joodoo doll
>>582547943We LOVE our tinyleys!
>>582547862What did you have?
>>582548259Poking the Joodoo doll's tummy
>>582548259Lighting the Joodoo doll on fire
>>582547943Took me a second to realize those weren't burns from some kitchen mishap and it's just their S&S life.
>>582548547went to a concert so>started with a jager shot and a 24oz tecate>went inside the venue, paid way too much for a Coors Light tall can>anotha one>my third ine was a victim or a door closing on it>so instead I got a frozen margarita
>>582526873wordcloud really loves Jane>love Julia game sister cute>burial ok Jane gonna worse Ashleyburail spoilers? will we see ashley and Jane meet? what will she be worse than ashley at?>horny julian point brother littlespeaks for itself>furry 4chan yes kill pornwhy would the furries do this
>>582548547>The planet sure spins fast tonightYou know, Nemlei has a knack for writing kino lines. Not just overall dialogue or characters, but individual lines that carry a lot of meaning>>582548854>wordcloud really loves JaneOf course it does. The wordcloud is a distillation of /calg/, and /calg/ loves Jane.
>>582548658Kissing the Joodoo doll's butt
>>582526873>pink decay kids alreadyWren is Decay content
>>582548357cuteshleys
>>582549853ALL 'shleys are cute.
>>582549902TRVKE
>>582549035>and /calg/ loves Jane.are we in her diary?any new Jane art?
>>582549035Agreed. One of my favorite lines, and S&S is definitely Nemkino.
>>582526873>modern funcle responsibility It's a big job being a funcle, can Andrew handle it' for Wren?
>>582548259Throwing this ugly peice of shit in a blender
>>582550156Don't think this one has been posted beforehttps://x.com/Idkwhatisitj/status/1996637929742258537
>>582550567alsohttps://x.com/Idkwhatisitj/status/1995233431429747085
>>582550505>Will it blend? That is the question? >them song plays while bloodcurdling screams can be heard
>>582550703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLRSoAybMIQ
>>582548259Ew I stepped in shit and it's this disgusting thing
>>582551241I laughed
>>582551241kek
>/calg/ hates Julia so much they invented an entirely different universe where Julia doesn't exist and instead love Jane so much they gave her a cute little brother in this new universe to tease and spoil
>>582552138cute
>>582552138
>>582552138Ashley is the most alluring thing on planet earth
>>582552010An almost surgical excision
>>582552336Agreed. Only faggots would think otherwise
https://x.com/kevingamer421/status/2103979853816963252
>>582552631What happened to her eye?
>>582552754Cataract
>>582552754Chuuni
>>582552754Andrew nutted in it too hard
>>582529483I said amirite ONCE, how did it end up there
>>582552754Gardens shears, if I'm reading the reference right
https://x.com/ArisuNaoko/status/2104157826989850754/photo/1
>>582526873>angry grooming victim kissing cock making internet imagine retarded death
>>582547943>Pull down those shorts.>Don't take the apron off...
>>582553141>grooming victim kissing cockIt's how they reproduce.
>>582526873>4chan yes killIt even knew what happened yesterday
>>582549825Thus saith the world cloud.
>>582552260This could make a good meme template
>>582550567>>582550659I really love these pieces of art. Can you really blame Jane for being so protective of her adorable little sister?
>>582526873>nina thought sex thingsImagine if she was allowed to think further
>>582554180GYAAAATSHLEY
>>582554180Look at the booty on that cutie!
>>582553242man of culture
>>582554180What a mighty fine sass
>>582554216nobody says gyatt anymore, grandpa
>>582554694Egads! That is a fine sass, sire.
>>582554180arse – ass – ass crack – back off – badonkadonk – batty – behind – belfie – Big Booty Judy – bon-bon – booty – broad in the beam – bubble butt – bum – bun – buns – business class – butt – butt crack – caboose – cake – can – crack – donk – dookie maker – duff – fanny – fatty – ghetto booty – horse's petute – junk in the trunk – keister – matako – moneymaker – money maker – onion – patootie – pooper – pooter – pressed ham – rear – rump – swamp ass – T and A – thick – tooshy – trunk – tuchus – tuckus – tush – tushie – tushy – UYB – whoopie cakes
>>582550567>>582550659I will try to find my place!
>>582554732Sits too, in this economy?
>>582554732
>>582554806Sits? Sass? Sustussy? Back in my day we just called them what they were: kitchen appliances
>>582555028Kiss kiss kisses kisses kissing kissing KISS KISS KISS KISS KISSING JULIA AGAINS AND AGAIN AND ADAING
>>582555384Based
>>582555384Grandapa, sisters are more valuable than whores
>>582555706>Grandapa,grandpa was a well dressed gent as a young man
>>582497228Ashley been eating too much cake
>>582558373>Here, Ashley! I baked another for you. Yum yum! Hehe!
y there no wren fucking julia art
>>582559834Be the change you want to see in the world
>>582559834not everyone is brain damaged such as thee
>>582559834Not everyone is severely Wrentally ill like you
>>582560095but no one will care for my mspaint doodles...
>>582495531Just came to my sister's huge fat ass, thanks bros
>>582560221>such as theeHere's your (Thou)
>>582560437I will, anon
>>582560325>>582560437You don't need a graphics tabletshley to draw WreNSFW
https://x.com/nekoMagicalGirl/status/2104283984574165238
>>582526873>adorable truthTRVKE
https://x.com/couldaru/status/2103902086031388740>OOC warning>is one of the most in character things ever produced what did they mean by this?
>>582562746>people wrenuinely still fall for Andrew's façade in 34 AK
https://x.com/YamIv0ry/status/2104287867669262497
>>582563525Rape
>>582559291
>>582566610>JULIA uses FEED!>[ASHLEY is too fat to move!]>JULIA uses STEAL BROTHER!
>>582566752>>[ASHLEY is too fat to move!]
>>582568976cute
>>582562537What an adorable lemon muffin
https://x.com/andrewlarper/status/2104266394569425401/photo/1
>>582572286Absolutely BASED
https://x.com/theiva83/status/2104307704646848659/photo/1
>>582569720Renee truly is a monster. Imagine mistreating such a precious cinnamon bun.
>>582554901God the mere mention of a woman's body parts makes me horny. It's so hard being a man...>Huge perky tits small waist wide child bearing hips tight ass pear shaped baddieshley>>582560551God what is all this butt talk? The OP image too, what are you guys trying to do to me...
>>582575534>imagineDon't need to
are there any anons here who unironically DON'T find feet sexually attractive? if so could i ask some questions?
>>582577269Yeah. We've got some gay posters ITT
>>582577269I am not aroused by feet.
>>582577269As a straight white male, Ashley would be perfected with stumps instead of feet.
We're the kings of mid baby!
>>582578947are you straight? do you prefer ass or tits? do feet actively gross you out or is it just neutral? are you sure? do you find womens legs attractive? are you gay?
>>582579225I'm straight, I prefer tits but like ass as well. They don't gross me out. I find legs and feet attractive, but not inherently sexual.
>>582579092If Ashley were a straight white male, I would still want him to have pretty feet
imagine seeing THIS and still hating your children
>>582579431>I'm straight>I am not aroused by feeta curious case. further study required
>>582577269Feet are just genuinely the last thing I think about on a woman to be honest. Obviously a nice pair would look nicer than hairy ass hobbit feet, but again, that's lower priority.
>>582579649i don't think it's the cuddling that bothers her it's the under the blanket handjobs
>>582579663I should have figured you weren't actually asking a serious question because being an obnoxious faggot is a requirement for openly being a footfag.
>>582579805I don't really think that Renee is really particularly bothered by the incest, it's just an easy vector by which to attack them. She very clearly has absolutely no care for her kids even before they discovered sexuality.
>>582579189If you're going to make this a thing again, I'm going to start talking about my favorite stuff too.
>>582580357No problem when >>582571847does it though? Yeah, on the once or twice a year I have an excuse to post it you get assmad. So whatever faggot
>>582577269feet aren't attractive, the leg is attractive, the foot is just part of the accentuation of more fine traits
My sister left her bra pads in the bathroom and idk what to do with this information
>>582580357>I'm going to start talking about my favorite stuff too.Will you post hatleys?
>>582580494NTA but posting a retarded Ashley with a sportsball hat edit is one thing, but actively coming here to talk about sports out of the blue like this is your discord server is actively subhuman behavior.
>>582580702>NTA>is that anon
>>582580767Prove it.
>>582580494Damn I just got oneguy'd by a sportsfag
>>582579542I am going to kill you.
>>582580857No you.
You niggers are still arguing over samefagging?
>>582580702>>582580767Unnecessary arguing, 15 post penalty
>>582580540huff them, obviously
>>582580961Mentally ill individuals love accusing everybody of being their boogeyman unless they agree with them 100%
>>582581078>someone posts something you don't like>ignore itChallenge is impossible for like 90% of the posters here.
>>582581223Kind of like what you're doing right now?
>>582581269I think you're mistaking me for someone else.
new episode on halloween?
Normies actually love Coffincest and were always just performatively upset in order to hide from the handful of true haters. Incest is the most normie of all fetishes.True or false?
>>582581341New Episode on Thursday,
>>582581410This is just common sense if you've used any mainstream porn site in the last 15 years
>>582495531reminder that every problem with Ashley could be fix if Andrew spanked her.
>>582581410correct everyone loved Game of thrones and only have a problem with this game because of culture war.
>>582581410Tralse. Most people probably don't have a broad incest fetish, but rather fetishize/romanticize specific familial ties like sibling incest or parent-child incest, but sibling incest is clearly insanely popular, and is one of the most dominant categories on the internet.
>>582581625People click those because it's either that or nigger gangbangs. That's why shartyfags thought this game getting popular was a jewish trick.
>>582582229Can't sat I know because back when I was stupid enough to use them I would intentionally seek out such content. What annoyed me was around the mid 2010s all of the porn sites added policies that forbid depictions of, "real" incest. So now all of it became retarded, "what are you doing STEPBRO" content.
>>582582229I haven't gone to a porn site in almost a decade, so maybe things have changed, but from what I remember the front page was mostly just gonzo shit from professional porn studios, and it seemed like mostly vanilla stuff like "Stepbro I'm stuck" and "MILF with fake tits sucks wiener on camera for the 10,000th time"
>>582580540You should leave the socks stuffed in your underpants for her to find and judge you over.
>>582582549>>582582563Fauxcest is a fucking tragedy
>>582582937I didn't even know it had an official name, I just knew it sucked.
>>582582937What pisses me off more than fauxcest is incestbait. I watched some anime because I saw a scene of the little sister trying to wake her brother up and openly wanting his dick, and it's ANOTHER generic dogshit romcom instead. I should have known better, the Japanese cannot be trusted to make good sibling romance without Abe's guiding hand.
It's a beautiful daySky falls, you feel likeIt's a beautiful dayDon't let it get away
>>582580908Can we make it romantic?
>>582583268The Yuki one?it's boring romslop about a russian hafu
>>582584173Yeah that one. I haven't seen deceptive advertising like that since they invented the ass-bra yoga pants.
>>582584173>>582584267you ran into the worst show possible for that. That light novel has weird behind the scenes drama where the author got really mad that the little sister was the first or second most popular character and started to cut her screen time.
>>582583268Mokey''s paw but I'd want a proven sibcest loving incest mangaka to draw it>>582584267Yuki 100% fucks her brother, just because the author can't see the bloody obvious doesn't mean the character wouldn'ta lot of mangaka need to be bulllwhippedbut at least there are still novels and doujins
>>582584565>Make side character>Give character traits that are incredibly appealing and guaranteed to make them popular>Make main character>Make character the most boring, cookie-cutter bland bullshit imaginable that literally nobody would give a fuck about because they've seen it a thousand times>Get extremely upset when the novel character is more popular than the one you could airdrop into any other romcom and change nothing
How the fuck has it been nearly a year and a half since decay came out
>>582586294Time advanced.
>>582586294The endless march of time.
Sisters are getting cuter, in a global event scientists have dubbed, "Apotheo-sis."
>>582584267>the ass-bra yoga pants.Nigga HUH?!
>>582588607I don't know if it's all yoga pants, but there's kinds that have pads in them that act as a sort of "pushup bra" for a woman's ass.
>>582588607These yoga pants started trending on xitter and tiktok and basically they artificially raise the ass and make it look really good. But it's fake, like a pushup bra.
>>582588693>>582588778Huh, the more you know. Thanks anons
>>582536593Who orders a personal pizza and doesn't eat the whole thing?
What the heck is a personal pizza?
>>582589594A very small pizza for one person.
>>582546450>Ashley happy
>>582589505That's what I'm sayin!!!>>582589594A pizza that's like 8 inches
>>5825898698 inches???? How could that even fit in someone's mouth???? Most I can fit is like, 3?
>>582589594An appetizer for a single american.
>>582583515>Come on! Come on!>We could do The Scrappy>Come on! Come on!>Beats could make you happy!
>>582589594Four slices of a pizza.
>>582590013I would be patient with Julia and teach her how to give good blowjobs
>>582590103The United States appreciates you housing it in your head without charging rent.
>>582590367Sir, we're talking about pizza and you think about sucking dick?
>>582590367Looks like we have an expert on sucking dicks.
>>582590367Who mentioned that?! I was talking about Pizza!!
>>582590424>>582590459>>582590492The sight of Julia makes me want to plunge my cock down her throat
>>582495531Nice ass
>be me>playing vidya with sister>remember the irides (here are deez) nutz post from a few threads ago>ask her "Hey, do you know what the plural of iris is?">"Irises?">"Nope.">"Ires?">"Nope.">I'll Google it...">She Googles it and comes up with 6 mispronunciations of irides >She eventually gets it right and I say "IRIDES NUTZ">She autistically snaps her fingers and says "I need to remember that one. I can't keep telling everyone at the office to suck my balls">"You can't do that anyways because you're a foid">She flips the bird and says "Well you can fucking suck my muff then"
>>582598075try a repeated open palm strike to her buttocks until behavior stops
What the fuck even is this website, man? All I wanted was webp support, instead I get enshittification.
>>582600305I recognize the top of that head!
>>582600305y r u gae?
>>582495531I will now play your game
>>582600305it's the new minimalist 4chan, to go along with the current trends
>>582579225i am straight. i prefer ass. feet are neutral. i am sure. i do find legs attractive. i am not gay.
>>582579805They're completely platonic you bigot
>>582590367I'd much prefer her toothless
>>582599913Works every time. Every single time.>>582601697Kill yourself
>>582600305I can't fucking see shit except that we're on Page 9. Do better, /calg/.
>>582579092
>>582600593It's the only part of Julia that Andrew recognizes
>>582580540Masturbate vigorously while huffing them
https://x.com/couldaru/status/2101778433013326243
https://x.com/PearlyAqua04/status/2104340000716329393/photo/1
https://x.com/valI1en/status/2104279441136291862
https://x.com/couldaru/status/2102080421362119096/photo/1
https://x.com/couldaru/status/2101944521097679273/photo/1I fucking love nuns
>>582617987https://x.com/couldaru/status/2101944521097679273/photo/2I love nuns so much, bros
https://x.com/couldaru/status/2101914324440899823/photo/1
https://x.com/couldaru/status/2101899224636117087/photo/1
>>582508189>Ashley, I'm sorry... Ashley Month, quarter, year, decade, millennium, etc is on hold (just like the hit game, The Coffin of Andy and Leyley).>October will be Jane's month and I hope she does not step on my balls.
>>582619068>October will be Jane's month and I hope she steps on my balls.
what's with all the twitter stuff
>>582620167>STOP POSTING COFFIN FANART!!!!! YOU'RE MEANT TO BLOGPOST ABOUT NIGGERBALL!
>>582620346if that's the conclusion you came to, sure
>>582619068>just like the hit game, The Coffin of Andy and LeyleySounds boring
>>582620346It really didn't read like a complaint. Some of you guys really need to work on your charitability.
>>582621547>charitabilityMoney don't grow on trees!
>>582622703I meant moral charitability, as in reading someone's post and not jumping to the most insane bad-faith interpretation of it possible right off the cuff with zero context and no subtext in the post itself. Also it's doubly ridiculous because it associates criticism of bad posting habits—posting about your gay goyimball updates unprompted in a Coffin of Andy and Leyley thread—with insane kneejerk reactions to anything, which only invites people to make more terrible posts about that thing to rile up the local zoo monkey.
>>582622892a reasonable post... in MY general???
>>582623404Time for an unreasonable, maybe even controversial post. Long term loving relationships. With sisters.
>>582623490>controversial take but>[least controversial thing you have ever seen]Every time.
>>582623490Absolutely disgusting. You should be subjected to a breaking wheel.
>>582625958>>582626295Sorry, I like a little bit of snuggling and romance to accompany sex. With sisters.
>>582626347Is it the sex that is with sisters or the snuggling and romance?HARD MODE: You may only choose one.
>>582529483crying weird foid was Ashley's nickname in highschool
>>582526873>completely love julia LOVE Julia in Oklahoma!
>>582631598I will continue to not care about Julia until she does something interesting in the story. No amount of astroturfing here will change that.
>>582631754>No amount of astroturfingIt's literally just one nigga
>>582632812>One nigga
>>582631754>does something interesting in the storyShe got Ashley beaten up.
Everyone is always like: "I hate Andrew. He's violent and two faced blah blah blah" or, "I hate Ashley. She's manipulative, impulsive, insecure blah blah blah". And honestly I just want them to be happy. Is that too much to ask?
>>582632976It's my post and I define what interesting means. That doesn't clear the bar.
>>582633010It is yes just like me wanting Andrew to spank Ashley
>>582631754She's done nothing interesting because she's a side character, who can be skipped entirely in this game.
>>582633092True. You can skip the Andrew dream scene, you can skip the phone call in burial, you can throw her note away in SnS. She's a mcguffin character.
>>582633172>She's a mcguffin characteA McGuffin is something the characters are trying to obtain. BILLIONS do not want Julia
A floozy a day...
October status?
>>582635116True believers will be rewarded
>>582635116Jane's month will be here on Thursday.
>>582582549I used to intentionally seek out low quality "incest" porn of brown people fucking because somewhere inside I believed that some random brown siblings/cousins in some mud hut were more likely to fuck their family and then post the video online, I did this in the hope at least one of the videos was of real incest
>>582637465I LOVE BROWN PEOPLE AND WATCHING HERMANOS FUCK
>>582638531All I'm saying is an uncivilized people are more likely to be willing to post themselves fucking their siblings on the internet
>>582620346>>STOP POSTING COFFIN FANART!!!!! YOU'RE MEANT TO BLOGPOST ABOUT NIGGERBALL!Holy BASED. Took the words out of my mouth. Since Julia is a Swiftie, she'd be obsessed with Taytay and Kelce
mom love
My wife Noelle is looking forward to the next devlog!
>>582631754>she does something interesting>>582633092>who can be skipped entirelyDumps her pad in your bathroom and exits posthaste
Siblings...
I can already tell this is gonna be a Julia day. Today is AWESOME
>>582639956Why yes I do love my mom, she's been a great mother. I love my sister (she's real for me) too.
>>582633392We want her sister.
>>582637330Wouldn't Jane's month be January?
>>582641928Yes. But since she has such a tight grip on Andrew's, Jane can be patron saint of Cocktober too.
>>582642213Andrew is going to have a hard time...
>>582641928But I want it NOW!
>>582641928I was going to try and argue >Jane January>Julia Julybut after looking it up Jane is actually a contraction of Joanne the feminine form of johnathan which derives through the latin, greek and hebrew to get to y'hohanan which seems to mean favoured by yahhttps://www.etymonline.com/word/Janethis might be the hebrew וְיוֹחָנָ֣ן but it only seem to show up once in the old testament while there are several johns in the newSo I don't think Jane has an associated month meaning october can ber hers.While Julia is clearly latin so...
>>582637330Hang on how did october become Jane's?Are you saying she's spooky?
>>582643391>While Julia is clearly latin so...Ave!
>>582643579Just watch your back Julia Caesar, be careful of usurious money lenders or you'll be forced to invade gaul to try and seize their gold reserves.
>>582643703Julia conquers not for the demands of others, but for her own glory!
>>582643961I think Julia Napolen must a long distant relative.Now Juliagis khan took no shit and remade half the world in her image.
Another gem, I'm so happy about the flood of coffin videos!https://youtu.be/BB6ZczDN8Bo>>582530884Maybe in Burial sane
>>582644362I can’t come up with anything clever but I agree!
Threadly reminder bratty sisters get it up the shitter!
>>582647196>not very smart but agreeableJust like Julia
>spamming the thread
>>582640274Can't wait to dump 6 revolver bullets into this cunt's skull :)
>>582651624The perfect woman>>582653191You’ve been waiting a long time.
>>582653249nigger
>>582653352BASED! TOTAL HUSSY DEATH
>>582653352Everyone wants this.
Happy Ashley month!
>>582653687Happy Ashley Year!
>>582653768Happy Ashley decade!
>>582653832Happy Aahley Millennium!
Julia’s got em in a tizzy
>>582653832Happy Ashley Millennium!
I don't think I've seen much pregnant ashley art
>>582653687>>582653768>>582653832>>582654113Ashley Eternity!
>>582653687It's most certainly An Ashley Post on an Ashley Thread on an Ashley Board on an Ashley Website on an Ashley Server in an Ashley Hard Drive on an Ashley Computer in an Ashley room in an Ashley House on an Ashley Street in am Ashley Town in an Ashley State in an Ashley County in an Ashley Country on an Ashley Continent on an Ashley Planet in an Ashley Solar System in an Ashley Galaxy in a Ashley Universe.
>>582654162Rule 34?
>>582654162https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=ashley_graves+pregnant+-ai_generated+-renee_graves+-julia_%28the_coffin_of_andy_and_leyley%29+
https://x.com/kevingamer421/status/2104358663355761022/photo/1
https://x.com/Zoey_Silfox/status/2104345147693539343/photo/1
https://x.com/NRevelion82068/status/2104451183934845146/photo/1
>>582654746She's ao cute
https://x.com/HeqsArts/status/2104560237420396940
>>582655119hnnng
https://x.com/CrcMary/status/2104516528188141960/photo/1
>>582654635>>582654365no just pregleys complaining or waddling around the apartment
>>582655532I'm sure it exists somewhere out there. I will say Rule 34 has been getting worse lately. At least when it comes to curating art that isn't AI generated. But I think I've seen that specifically on Privx or similar at some point.
Devlog on the 1st of October with release date. TRVST THE PLAN
>>582656030This Ashley looks... different
https://x.com/ashleygravesXD/status/2104384737821507613
>>582656125I wonder what Teendrew's reaction to Ashley's wardrobe change was.
Ashley's pretty stylish for a complete social pariah.
>>582657414>social pariahI feel like this is a tad exhaggerated. She was bullied a lot as a teen. But she didn't even know the rumors about her and Andrew, which is insane all things considering.
>>582656125It's the optimism
>>582658158This but cum
>>582656125Her eyes have a genuine light in them. It's different to Leyley's default confusion/disdain, and to adult Ashley's brattish leer. Since these eyes are from her teenage self, particularly her happier moments. Which makes me realise how subtly miserable both Leyley and adult Ashley's faces are. Maybe teenage Ashley was her best chance at enjoying life.I hope I'm not just headcanoning it, because the idea of her teenage self finding and then losing a spark seems just brilliant for the story to me
>Chapters 1 and 2>"Andrew's a decent dude who's jaded by baggage he'd be better without">"Ashley's the problem">Chapter 3>"Ashley is mostly a response to whatever environment she's put in">"Andrew is a complete psychopath">mfw
>>582631754>Ashley had to grow up in CanadaBitch never had a chance
>>582631754Would you care if it turned out Julia/Jane started the rumours about Andrew and Ashley in high school just to try and force Andrew to get a girlfriend?
>>582660698Truly a fate worse than death
>>582660061>Maybe teenage Ashley was her best chance at enjoying lifeShe really was on the best possible path, and Andrew ruined it.
As a lowly never payed, mostly here for the art and eat popcorn watching the discussions I appreciate this may come across as crass.But does Ashley at any point reflect on and express regret over the death of Nina?
>>582660485the truth is that they're both capable of redemption and the only real problem is their incapability of acknowledging their problems and dealing with them.i'd say it's Renee's fault, fuck her
Would Ashley be sporty? Like practice something such as soccer or yoga?
>>582663930play it faggot
>>582663979Ashley I am completely convinced is redeemable. Her vices are mostly from bad raising and rejection from the outside world, and I'm almost surprised she's somehow not worse. Give her a world that doesn't reject her and see what happens.Andrew can get away from everything that you'd think is holding him down, but it will mean nothing to him. He's skilled at arts but doesn't love it. He doesn't have it hard getting a friend or lover, but resents them all deep down. Ashley is the only thing he wants out of life, but not only does he not want to ruin her even worse than he already has, but she threatens his only other value in life: his mask.>Renee's faultIt's the fault of a lot of things, very few of them their own, but ultimately they are where they are
>>582664806his mask is on of his major flaws as well yes
>>582662817Given how bad her other selves are, it's crazy to me how well teen Ashley was doing. Surely she must have killed another kid in high school or something. There's no way Nemlei is gonna let her biggest sin be just normal social delinquency. Right? Even though that might be the most shocking thing Nemlei could do
>>582663930Play the game you faggot. There's no one panel or clip that gives you your answer, so it's pointless to spoonfeed you. I actually wanna talk about that now though but I can't without spoonfeeding you so fuck you
>>582665698>There's no way Nemlei is gonna let her biggest sin be just normal social delinquency. Right?I see their time as teens as a brief respite from their childhood trauma, before the inevitable dark plunge in their twenties, a what if scenario where their lives could have been better if they had taken the right choices, but ultimately didn't
>>582664389I don't have steam. I mostly play old fps and adventure/puzzle games
>>582521939Sheeeit, my sister and I fucked for 5 years before i went away to university. I'd still smash today if she were still down.
>>582666874How did you start?
https://x.com/Vylkra/status/2104605779324207117
>>582667094She started it after one of her sleepovers where her friend and her got a look at my morning wood while I was sleeping. I caught them running out of the room and found my boxers pulled down. She'd ask me to get something and then be in her underwear or naked when I'd bring it to her. She started rubbing on me whenever our folks weren't in the room, and eventually jumped me in the middle of the night. After that it was pretty much anytime one of us wanted it.
>>582668250huh, you got the benefit of a sister and friends sleepover?I just woke up with my face covered in blobs of toothepaste and giggling demons running for the door
It is my most sincere belief that sisters CAN be cute
Yes, but they will act evil until you're alone
Which is when they act super evil
>>582671108nooses around hussy necks?
>>582672569You don’t have to be like this
Calgoo...
>>582657414>social pariahAshley had friends coming into Episode 1
>>582663930>>582666642
>>582681065>he still thinks there's an actual game
Julia is beloved all over the world
>>582660485>>582662817>>582664806I hope we get a CG of Andrew being kicked in the balls
>>582682820By Jane?
>>582680869>"""friends"""None of them ever actually cared about her. None of them checked in on her in chapter 1, none of them were helping her when she was jobhunting, and a few of them may have started the rumours in chapter 3. Ashley went from one kind of bullying to anotherMy guess is we'll see Ashley teen/pre-lockdown years from her POV in Burial and there'll be a mix of her messing up and her company being bitchy.
>>582681919What happens in Oklahoma, stays in Oklahoma
>>582681919True story.
God I wish we had more Teenshley nsfw art
>>582682945>None of them checked in on her in chapter 1You can’t open with this because it’s just so silly. They’d have been shot for showing up, there’s armed security all over the shop>none of them were helping her when she was jobhuntingCitation needed. Ashley couldn’t get a job because she was a dropout. >and a few of them may have started the rumours in chapter 3“May”
>>582627869>You may only choose one.A false dichotomy, both must always be present or it isn't love.
>>582683589>Citation needed. Ashley couldn’t get a job because she was a dropout. It's because the only place she wanted to work was Chuck's and they wouldn't hire her until she was 18.
>>582686102Personally I'd rather work at Sneed's. Better healthcare coverage.
>>582683589> there’s armed security all over the shopThey had a phone. Andrew got calls, Ashley got hung up on.>she was a dropoutHer prospects aren't the point. The support were. We can see that Andrew didn't help and Renee only ever chewed her out. With that in mind, the hint seems to be that she didn't have much help>"May"Well it wasn't Douchebag.
>>582688298What a cutie pi
bro you cannot make this shit up.
>>582688298If she loves that green bunny, why doesn't she wash the blood off him?
>>582688814This kind of shit needs to be studied.
>>582688814>spics>not playing the gamewater is wet
>>582688841She doesn't love the green bunny the way a normal person means when they say they love something. The Green Bunny can't do it either, it's like Lady Macbeth trying to wash her hands.
>>582688814I think Twitter screenshots should be bannable
>>582690065I think Coffin discourse sucks on almost every place on the internet except here. Was going to say maybe sometimes Steam community hub, but lately there all the forum posts are new players asking, "where rest of game" or "incest... LE BAD?"
>>582690346Uh, yeah but that’s a separate issue. 99% of Twitter screenshots are “look at what some moron is saying, doesn’t this make you MAD?!?!?”The 1% is stuff like announcements and fanart which I think are fine. But posting some handjobs worthless opinion to farm “so true” (You)s should be banned desu senpai bruh
>bruhI thought that triggered the “baka” word filter… which word gets changed to baka again?
>>582691173"S M H" (shaking my head)
>>582695491baka onions desu senpai
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>582656030>>582656125
>>582656646A throbbing brock.
>>582696554If she loves them, why does she put them in bread?
>>582698524Everyone deserves to be inbred
Requesting a picture of Ashley or Julia or someone with headphones enjoying music
>>582581892>sibling incest is clearly insanely popularDuh. Why drive all the way to the club for a little strange when you can sneak down the hall for a little sister?
Someone told me that you're not meant to find either character sympathetic. I don't think that's entirely true. I think the story doesn't work if you don't sympathise with the difficulties the characters are rolling through, and that it works better if you can see yourself in the main two. Who's closer to the truth?
>>582708334Ashley is a fallen angel, Andrew is a corrupting demon
>>582708334>you're not meant to find either character sympatheticThis is a person who is stupid, alarmingly so. Renee, Andrew, and Ashley are supposed to be sympathetic because otherwise the story would be complete horse shit that wouldn't be worth trudging through.
She was right about Ashley
>>582703061cutie
>>582711051She may as well have been trying to make her that way, and even with all that she wasnt right enough
>>582709991Preach it
>>582686448>Well it wasn't Douchebag.It absolutely was.
>>582709991Renee is the fucking devil. There is nothing sympathetic about her
>>582712659>There is nothing sympathetic about herBe serious
>>582712815I am serious! "Boohooo my mom was mean to me because I decided to carry a baby to term in middle school". This bitch has zero trauma to fall back on, and she brought everything upon herself
>>582713380>because I decided to carry a baby to termShe's bad for not having an abortion?
>>582713448No, I'm saying she can't use mommy issues as an excuse.
>>582711991God I wanna shove my hand down het pants
You people don't understand. Renee had postpartum depression.
>teen mom>struggling with poverty>only has one person she can truly bond withIt's like you guys think being sympathetic means she's free of sin
>>582714091Why am I meant to sympathize with the predictable consequences of her own actions? She isn't a tragic character.
>>582714091I don't consider that sympathetic, I consider that self-harm.
>>582714159You do realize that all classic tragic characters suffer tragedies BECAUSE of the consequences of their own actions, right? That's kinda the whole pointSometimes I fear that you're all serious
>be Renee>be 14 or so>decide that having unprotected sex with bad boys is more important doing your homework>get knocked up>carry it to term just to spite your mother for telling you that carrying it to term would ruin your life>immediately demonstrate your lack of interest in parenting the moment Andrew is born by losing interest in raising him on account of your misandry >ignore your child>intentionally have another child that you and your bad boy boyfriend have no interest in raising, hoping that you won't ignore this one>ignore that one too>intentionally abuse both your children to make it even easier to ignore both of themWhich part was I meant to sympathize with
>>582714976>intentionally abuseMe when I lie
>>582711991>Do not breed your sister challenge>hard mode
>>582713953depression not psychosis?
>>582714754The thing about tragic characters is that their mistakes are supposed to be well intentioned; otherwise, we would have to conclude that a villain being felled due to their villainy is a tragedy unto itself.Renee is not well-intentioned. She is comically evil and has nearly no redeeming qualities. Andrew on the other hand is a remarkably tragic character, perhaps the greatest in all of gaming.
>>582495531Yo, dat ass stanky!
Nina will be avenged.
>>582715093>Me when I lieLiterally everything she did in the 3A flashback was about putting Andrew in his place so that he'd know not to make her participate in parenting
>>582716097>their mistakes are supposed to be well intentionedLol. You could not be any more wrong. Tragedies are driven by the main character being consumed by some kind of vise that compels their mistakes. They bring disaster unto themselves by being lustful/greedy/hubristic/etc.
>>582714976>bad boys (singular) (Þouglas)
>>582716472Entirely conjecture and totally inconsistent with what we know about Renee's internal narrative. She thinks she was a good mother, so she could not have INTENTIONALLY abused her kids
>>582716776Anondrew is right, you're usually supposed to like the tragic character but their own flaws being their downfall is essential. We don't know very much about Renee but she's not just a 2 dimensional villain.
>>582717678>but their own flaws being their downfall is essentialAyup. I should have also responded to the other anon using the word "villain". Tragic characters aren't villains, they're humans. The entire purpose of the work is demonstrating how human flaws can destroy people. Pick literally any Greek or Shakespearean tragedy. The MC is not a villain, but he is the architect of his own downfall. Renee is exactly that kind of character. She was an awful mother, but she was also a teen mother struggling with poverty and the exact kind of inability to care about others outside of one person that Andrew has.
>>582716776Their vices are meant to be what distort their judgement. It is not a contradiction to say that a character's flaws compelled them to ineffectively pursue an admirable goal.
>>582717321>so she could not have INTENTIONALLY abused her kidsShe literally set Andrew up so that she could ignore Ashley, that's premeditated and self-serving lol
>>582718363>compelled them to ineffectively pursue an admirable goal.This is such a broad and generally agreeable sentiment that it makes any wrongdoing impossible. Can a bad decision even exist if it could be argued that the decision was an ineffective pursuit of an admirable goal? Andrew and Ashley have seemingly admirable goals as they murder childrenYou're just wrong and I think you're grasping at vague jargon >>582718514Honest question, why do you think she did it?
>>582718916Holy thiccness
>>582718916Ashley is not shaped like that. her tits are exceedingly large for her height but she's slim and tight from the waist down. I CANNOT and WILL NOT fap to off-model art.
>>582719293>but she's slim and tight from the waist down.This is why Andrew fucks Julia
>>582719408Why are you like this?
>>582718916ZOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEE AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAH
>>582719591based and hornypilled
>>582719509It's fun
Ashlely laughing at Andrew when she finds out he' a Buffy the Vampire fan.
AU where Andrew and Ashley start a haunted house attraction (tourist trap)
>>582720223>Random Person: Did, did you kill that guy?>Ashley: It's just a prop. Dude, trust me.>Random Person: Okay, I believe you.
>>582720223The Scooby-Doo gang arrives. Wren tells them that the amusement park is haunted because he hears ghosts having sex when he goes to bed and it couldn't possibly be mom and uncle Andrew, because they're siblings. The gang is on the case.
>>582722136>he hears ghosts having sexSTOP BEING HORNY
>>582719293>Ashley is not shaped like thatShe could be if she locked in.
Andrew and Ashley meeting Julia for a parent teacher conference!
>>582720223It turns out the house was haunted, but the ghosts are too disturbed by Andrew and Ashley to mess with them. So instead they fuck with guests
>>582723519Julia would be a great teacher and mentor for Wren
As I see it, Renee being a "sympathetic character" is conditional on her sincerely believing in her 'latchkey' kids. There is a case to be made that she genuinely thought that letting her kids do whatever they wanted as long as it didn't affect her meant that she was a good mother, a fair mother, and an unoppressive mother.This is however muddied by how overtly disinterested and manipulative she was. Whenever she swore at Andrew and berated him, was it really to ensure that he'd be independent? Did she really scream at Andrew to ensure that Ashley would be independent? Were all of these things truly her thinking about what's best for her kids, or was it all just Renee bullying her son into dealing with her mess? Because if she wanted what was best for Ashley, she wouldn't have made it Andrew's job to see to it.I think the fact that Renee is an (Unhatched) Tar Soul suggests that she knows what she was doing.
>>582719293>I CANNOT and WILL NOT fap to off-model art.Based and same.
>Wait, Renee was a consciously abusive mother and not a safe horny girlboss dommy mommy?
>>582725910Anon you say that like anybody here thought otherwise
>>582725910
>>582725992>>582726162I'm not even arguing with anyone, just wanted an excuse to meme it
>>582726979Fair enough, I guess.
Renny haters proving they don't know what "sympathetic" means
>>582725910Don't tell any hispanic tourist this, Their heads might explode the second they find out.
>>582725910Yes, but we can see what led her to that point. It's perfectly normal to have your kids watch their younger siblings and Andrew is so mature for his age. She feels she never had a chance to have her own life with her husbando and resents her kids for taking that away from her. She wanted to be a good mother (albeit mainly to spite her own) but she wasn't ready for that level of responsibility. She backed them up in her own way, like not saying anything about the murder they committed, but she never gave them the kind of support they actually needed. I don't think she has one identifiable flaw that all that comes back to, but she has a tragic arc that does end with her downfall even as she finally gets what she always wanted, because she showed the seeds of her own destruction (her kids hating her.) Nemlei is also careful to go out of her way to get us to sympathize with Renee and see a good side of her despite how terrible she is in general.
>>582727623Anon, please. This general isn't equipped to handle a game-player. They're just here to hate on Renee to try and fit in better
>>582727696
>>582727767This is what I do before clicking post
>>582727623>It's perfectly normal to have your kids watch their younger siblingsMaybe parentification is okay in Latin America (I'm not even trying to be racist or facetious), but it's horrible because parentification entails a LOT more than just keeping watch. Renee didn't want to raise her kids whatsoever and just humbled Andrew into leaving her alone>like not saying anything about the murder they committedThat was because she didn't want to be known as the mother of murderers
>>582728073Devil's avocado: it's normal for older siblings to look after their younger siblings in a limited capacity, especially for millennials. What Andrew did went far above and beyond looking after a younger sibling, and was ACTUAL parentification.
>i'm going to let my youngest raise his little sister without supervision>what could possibly go wrong?>flash forward 20 years later>mfw
>>582728240You just knew her soup tasted like shit too. Douglas' on it's own probably would have been palatable.
>>582725910go post that on Twitter and see how many latinxs get enraged kek
We've gone from "Renee intentionally abused her children" to "asking your oldest to care for the youngest is bad"You don't HAVE to hate Renee, you know. Nemlei doesn't
>>582728363I would if I didn't just quit twitter earlier this month. Maybe if I decide to come back for some reason I'll see how it goes.
>>582728321>Douglas' on it's own probably would have been palatable.Douglas soup by itself would have been utterly devoid of flavor, good or bad. it would have tasted of nothing. Empty, just like him
>>582728073>Maybe parentification is okay in Latin AmericaThis....explains everything. Suddenly it all makes sense.
>>582728476That's why I said just palatable. Hag's would just take like bitter misery.
>>582728604>bittery misery Also add saltiness and I'd say that's an apt description.
>>582728380Nigga, parentification is different from asking your kids to play nice. Parentification is child abuse, especially when it's intentional.
>>582728604>That's why I said just palatable.that word, it does not mean what you seem to think it meansI'm saying there would be no flavor at all. 'Palatable' is still a positive inclination, which is not what im saying
>>582728476Douglas goulash being bland is a result of Ashley's poor cooking skills. Douglas is incredibly charming and handsome, and his soup would likewise be incredible.
>>582728073>>582728207To be clear what Renee did was bad but it is true that older siblings watching younger ones is okay as long as it's limited in time. Renee didn't do that, and didn't support him either. The way that's supposed to work is the older kid will tell you about things and then you deal with it, but she just blamed him for Ashley not being perfectly behaved. And dropped whatever delusional idea she might have had of being her daughter's friend when the reality sunk in.
>>582728784>Douglas is incredibly charming and handsome,he's an empty husk, and if you think otherwise you're as delusional as the haggots
>>582728696>Parentification is child abuse, Kids these days are soft
>>582728380I don't hate Renee, per say. At least beyond being fully aware she was an abusive piece of shit and got what she deserved (objectively true, btw). I just despise how people who, "like" this game treat her. They quite literally don't even try to account for her actual characterization and project their reddit-tier fetishes onto her.
I honestly think you people would be writing nicer things about Renee if not for the Serbian
>>582728740Huh, I always assumed it was a neutral term. More you know, I guess.
>>582728916>I just despise how people who, "like" this game treat her. They quite literally don't even try to account for her actual characterization and project their reddit-tier fetishes onto her.These threads make the same mistake in the exact opposite direction.
>>582728916>DOMMY GOTHIE MOMMY UWUIt's somehow even gayer and more performative than just being a homosexual
>>582728794The difference between babysitting+ and parentification is the level of delegation. Babysitting+ is making sure your sister doesn't drink the gatorade under the sink and making a sandwich for her when she's hungy. Parentification is when your single parent comes home exhausted at 8pm so you're stuck cooking, cleaning, disciplining her, making sure she does her homework, and otherwise running a household. It's a level of responsibility far exceeding what somebody of near-peer age is capable of.
Stick.
>>582729057I'm still waiting for the "actual characterization" that isn't just someone saying we should feel sorry for her because she's a teen mom
>>582729251>I'm still waiting for the "actual characterization"Thanks for doing the EXACT thing I'm talking about. You all stumble over yourselves to accuse others of not having played the game, then say that Renee has no actual characterization.
>>582729140This desu. I'm sick of Reddit sexuality being forced on literally everything. I guess because being a submissive male isn't dangerous to the status quo, hence the only tolerated form of heterosexuality is the most emasculating
>>582729057The hate was fostered by Renee shitposters, not the characterization in the game. She's a perfectly fine character. You're just being a drama queen.
>>582729425>then say that Renee has no actual characterizationAnon, I didn't say Renee has no characterization; I'm asking you to explain what you think the "actual characterization" that makes her sympathetic is, because as far as I can see it, she is characterized as plainly evil.
>>582729440The thing is I understand the mommygf bullshit because if you break it down to its fundamental components it's basically just>I'm tired>I'm lonely>I wish a woman loved me unconditionally>I love fat titsThere's just too many extra layers of bullshit, cope, and performance art put on top of it to recognize it as these core components. It's reddit-performative to say how much you prefer older women and having zero power in a relationship, but it's equally performative to pretend to not understand the root desire behind the smoke and mirrors.
>>582729516>The hate was fostered by Renee shitpostersIt's always someone else's fault>You're just being a drama queen.I can accept that. It's 11pm and I should really be in bed since I have work tomorrow. I've just really started to sour on what I think is the reactionary overcorrection to what other websites are doing. The "everyone on Reddit likes Renee so I have to hate Renee!" mentality. I said it earlier when that guy posted a twitter screenshot. Who fucking cares about some faggot in Central America??? BTW I've been ITT since CH1, but I know the tryhard types won't care. Anyway, I'm saying that the Renee haters are doing the EXACT same surface level "analysis" of Renee's character, just being negative instead of positive. >>582729585You've already handwaved the scenes of her life (estranged from her family, poor, anti-social, etc.) that are in the game. You don't actually care about this game or the characters any more than the people you hate
>>582729245
>>582730021For reference, I posted the screenshot not because I have some sentiment about Renee, but because I randomly stumbled across it in my timeline and thought it was really fucking funny because it played into the stereotype 100%. I don't have any hatred toward Renee as a character.
>>582729942>>I'm tired>>I'm lonely>>I wish a woman loved me unconditionally>>I love fat tits>pretend to not understand the root desire behind the smoke and mirrorsThese on their own aren't bad. In fact, I think it's what most people almost intrinsically try to attain. My issue is literally only with people who echo the sentiment of. "the only way you can feasibly achieve that is by being a massive faggot"
>>582730021>estranged from her familyShe did that herself by cutting them off after she decided to elope at 15. She's just a spiteful bitch and this doesn't elicit any sympathy from me.>poor Black people are poorer than her yet I still hate niggers>anti-socialThat's putting it lightly. How is someone being a psychopath meant to make me sympathize with them?
>>582730214>I posted the screenshotAnon, please, you can't confirm my priors like this. I wasn't even accusing you of having done it. But the fact that you did lines up so well I kinda think you're fucking with me. I'm actually going to go to bed right now because I don't want to argue too much further. So have a great night
>>582730401>>anti-social>That's putting it lightly.Look up what anti-social means
>>582730415What the fuck are you talking about? I literally jumped into the conversation to say that I posted the screenshot and did so because I thought it was funny. Clearly you're suffering from psychosis.
>>582730351>the only way you can feasibly achieve that is by being a massive faggotI mean, 9/10 times most of these, "goth mommies" just hiding adam's apples under their oversized chain chokers, so...
>>582730481That is not a rebuttal, and I don't even see the semantic hole in those two quotes. I'm not going to guess your argument for you, so say what you mean.
>>582730646kek. Reminds me of the people who will get really defensive when you call pegging gay. It's almost like they're trying to tell us something.
>>582730021>You've already handwaved the scenes of her life (estranged from her family, poor, anti-social, etc.) that are in the game.No, I have not. I'm not any of the anons you were talking to. I didn't say any of that and I'm not going to engage with a discussion that assumes I did. Maybe you should do less handwaving yourself.
>>582731309POV: you're a cheeseburger
>>582731309Holy shit that's so cute/sexy.
>>582722136Funniest fucking post in a while
I'm a clueless tourist. Is it true incest is only a very small part of the game or only implied and you fags turn it into a way bigger deal than it is?
>>582731498It's an ARG and you're meant to fuck your sister IRL. You get a special thanks in the game's staff roll if you email a sex tape to the developer
>>582731374Who would EVER eat a sandwich with a FORK?
>>582731624I mean, I hear northern euros sometimes use forks and knives to eat pizzas, so it's not that far of a stretch.
>>582731624There's a mexican joint like a block away from us that me and my sister get food from every now and again, and I need a fork for any sandwiches I get from there.
>>582731725Tortas are fucking retarded to eat. So it makes sense.
>>582731725This is so fucked up. The entire POINT of a sandwich is that you can eat it with your hands. That's the reason they exist. If you take that away... what's left?
>>582731901I mean, have you ever seen a Torta before? It's one of the most gluttonous sandwiches ever made
>>582732072What the fuck...
>>582731716This is true, as my mother eats pizza with a fork and knife.
>>582732129That's one of the less egregious examples btw
>>582732357Isn't Mexico one of the most obese countries on earth? I know Amerifats get a lot of flack for being fat fucks, but holy shit. They eat like this?
>>582732474They're 29th. They used to be #2. I guess they started putting peptides in the frijoles.
>>582731574Ashley would say this.
>>582731498Incest is a small part of it in the sense that it isn't a porn game and it has an actual plot to go alongside it, but it is fundamentally a dark romance starring two siblings and if that's not acceptable or interesting to you I wouldn't even bother.
>>582522361>>582522985who is this?
>>582732357On fridays (or saturdays) me and my sister will work out for hours or go on a hike, or something along those lines, and then get the most vile goyslop imaginable and stuff our fucking faces like it was our last meal.
>>582735368*like it were our last meal
>>582735791That just sounds weird.
Who else is ready for the devlog?
>>582736501I'm ready for the lack of a devlog.
>>582735791waswere.
/calg/, do you guys think he's onto something?
>>582738494uhhhh
>>582738494>I come from the depths of the Undertale fandom
What to do with Andrew's balls?
>>582742818*stomp*
>>582742818You could rub them to get things going but if you're down there he'd prefer you focus on the shaft.
>>582738494>Phoenix Wright out of nowhere
>>582743319
>>582743497Development is actually delayed due to puolisoiden välinen riita. Many "vittu" shouted, much Mämmi spilled. Why? Nemmies wants to spin off Coffin into a yaoigame and Kit9husband does not. Sad times.
>>582743853Based Kit9 destroyer of homosexuality
>>582743980I want to lick this stuck up bitch's bean until it loses its peppermint taste. I'll go around telling everyone I've got a cunt-flavored breathmint.
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