Previous: >>582509015>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: NONE>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
rice HATE
>reddit shower
Digitan LOVE
Are they going to pretend Rulership doesn't exist now?
Fuku... betrayed, deceived, misled, double-crossed, abandoned, sold out, backstabbed, forsaken, neglected, ignored, erased, retconned, obliterated, trapped, ditched, shunned, deserted, cheated, duped, fooled, cast aside, wronged, estranged, swindled, repudiated, defrauded, played, tricked, deluded, snubbed, jilted, cast away, victimized, discarded, pushed aside, belittled, trampled, nullified, crushed, suffocated, extinguished, gaslighted, canceled, ratio'd, castrated, put in a shelter, NTR'd, divorced, and ultimately left behind by Cygames and Shiraoki herself....
what's chrono going to do with that fawn
The alts are shit
>>582527409I don't need to be rickey to know that fuku deserves to die.
congrats rudolfags you won
>>582527753>No Air Groove OPSad….
>>582527857>air groove family event>rulership gets disowned
Tachyon LOVE
>>582527857nobody wants to see that bum
>>582527983counterbake this is a V thread same as the last one
>>582528087nah fuck you, kill yourself
Ahhhhhhhhhhh.>>582527857>>582527857No? The event is about Duramente wanting to give back to fans with a great food stall, and Aruvu finding out that Rudolf also wants to do a food stall, so now they're fighting against each other. Aruvu makes sense to be there since she's connected to Duramente by the hip, Rulership not so much.
>>582528136I want to see her bum
Cyjews cockslupers will defend Rudolf burka alt
>new scenario>sacred ceremony every 12 years to celebrate the bond between humans and umasHuh?
it's so fucking over fukugwos....
Am I tweaking or did they change her nickname?
>>582528181dorija is flatter htan that
>>582528179Why are you so rude to someone who only wishes the best for you?
If Rudolf had at least dyed her hair to mesh well into the outfit color I'd be fine with it. Similarly with Gentildonna's pink blouse
lewd spe...
>>582528262She specifically says that it's her DAD who calls her Bell, doesn't she?
Why would you want glasses for ONE eye?
>>582528328it's for plankton duh
>>582527983Tell JP to bake a Groove thread when they hit bump limit in a week
Why are you guys so mean to the poor boyumas?
sex
Ready to front parent farming
>>582528181I watched the stream mongoloid I know what the event is aboutWhere is Rulership? Where is she? I could not care less about muh connections when past event had Seiun Sky and Fusaichi Pandora together
HOW DID HE KNOW????
>>582528436>Faggot
>>582528458He works for Cygames now. Their animations will bounce
>>582528450she is in her room, smelling bad probably
>>582528450For the same reason Kiseki isn't there, she is not relevant to the event.
ryan LOVE
>>582528198Year of the horse
Imouto sex
>>582528591the fuck is a horse
>>582528391feng shui ruined me. boyumas don't make me hard anymore
>>582528607I wish I could hug someone
I remember when Phat was good. Now all their scales seemingly look awkward as hell.
>>582528607Ugly brats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYaucJ1wvRgwhos READY for the new umayuru
>best sleep session in weeks>but miss pakalive>the alts announced were shitnice, good morning /uma/ how we feeling
>>582527913>I'm seething >im seething >im seething
Show IT
sorry cyjews but I prefer this alt
ULALA, RUN AWAY!!!!
Last Thread
>>582528696>wasting money on a pedo
>>582528736I will be banner binging on this one
>>582528767hold the fucking phone. where the hell can i get that gentil figure?
>>582528773Legit this looked more of Air Groove than the new alt
>>582528817She's also infertile
Here's your new Rudolf alt after years of waitingYou rike?
>>582528791>ugly rudolf:(
>>582528791>cm wit speed game
>>582528736empress groove is megasex thoughbeit
>>582528773Same
Lightning Fast featuresHishi Akebono, Curren Chan, Seeking the Pearl, Nishino Flower, Bamboo Memory, Believe, Calstone Light O and DurandalPhaelopnosis solo too.
>>582528791>Sex groove scenario
>>582528791>sex groove scenario
Fucking microwave ate my foodPart of the door release button mechanism fell out of place...Normally you can slip a card through the crack at the bottom and unlatch it that way, except this fucking thing has no gap, and also it looks like you can't take the cover off fully unless the door is open, so now the only way poke at the door release through a tiny cap in the cover and hope I don
>>582528791>biggersexual
>>582528773>chineseslop
>>582528791>wanna dick falcoI say this
>>582528736I woke up early again for no reason but at least last night's sprinters stakes was great
>>582528843Anon…you should not believe everything you are told…
I DON'T CARE ABOUT AIR GROOVE BUT THIS NEW KAICHOU ALT IS SO BLAND AND BAD EVEN HER BALLROOM CARD WAS A LOT BETTER THAN THIS
TOMAKOMAI
Nobody will pick any of these
>>582528791>sex groove>ugly rudolfyep that sums it up
cream filled umankos!
>>582528791
>>582528908>tranny hagSkip
They remembered Bubble exists!
7 7 77 7
>>582529050
7 and I'll fap to Super Creek 3 and I'll fap to Rickey
Rudolf alt looks good except for the crown that thing is wack
>>582529008goofy ass alt for goofy ass uma
Another low roll nu-unity run...
>>582529014I'm saving my money for Marche
>>582528932Obuhi bwo I don't know what you're talking about...
>>582529097goo goo babies
>>582529097Good
>>582528932OGURI NOOOOOOO
>>582529064How unfortunate.
>>582529014I might pick up Groove. I only have Tamamo Gentildonna and Almond Eye for mediums
>>582529064RYANYESYOU'RE THEREYES
>that futurama episode of becoming your own grandparentthis feels wrong and kind of a waste of a gp slot
>>582529156>Super Cuck
>>582529132I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPIER IF THEY GAVE HER A REAL GOOFY ALT LIKE WITH THE CHRISTMAS TREEDOLF
>>582529097Have you ever fap to goo goo babies with your life on the line?
Hello can anyone identify the source for this image Google is not being nice and won't look it up because it's too lewd
>>582529050shiraoki sama and sundayman tag team spectral handjob
>>582529097
>>582529078>>582529050Do not lewd Shiraoki-sama, that's what Fuku is for
>shitty ai slop vidshant even reply
>>582529216That's really bad and you shiuld have planned your legacy better and picked a better borrow
I desperately need it.
>>582529286looks like AI slop
Are those heckin' gold family funko pops???
>>582529216>giving up 20 affinitybricked
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>582529286it's AI slop retard go in the paw website and type her name then go through all the indian accounts until you find it
>>582529347Soulless
>>582529356Even if it is I still want the xitter account so I can find more in the same style
One of the worst characters ever created.
>>582528836They showed a painted prototype recently. Just wait for the pre-order announcement. https://x.com/AmiAmi_Report/status/2103674669370954031
im glad they're continuing the chibi sitting uma line
>>582529449It's cute.Stego cute.
>>582529419>>582529462everyone says this
>>582529216Cope by using base/summer Spe
>>582529497Ryanon is simply too powerful
>582529497nigger spoiler that shit next time [-]
>>582529419>>582529462
>>582529497Jesus I hope your house burns down
>>582529419Unironically yes. I didn't realize she could be a dirt looper while also able to get free nimble spark into the white spark rotation with the free NSM. She also gets fuckton of extra SP compared to anyone else in clanking runs for some reason who the fuck knows
>>582529484>>582528836Just know that once they put it up for pre-order, add 1 year to the release date because Alter is known for delaying their figures to hell.
>>582529415does it matter past the double circle?
>>582529484>ALTEReasiest 100-200 dollars i will spend in the next few weeks, thanks anon
>>582528939It's Millennium War Aegis. Original version of Chinese Arknights.
>>582529581>>582529648thats not kinda nice...
>>582528791>sex groove scenariohow much semen will air groove let me pump into her after she graduates from the twinkle series?
>>582529507>only Goldship has the rape face
morning
>>582529014>dark souls reject>sabrina who took a detour to become an actress in unovaI'd believe you if you told me these were Granblue collab exclusives
>>582529698Yeppers, affinity has no capHope they add the affinity number from JP soon
I don't have a singular late parent and I wanna run Cafe for next cm, I saw someone say to just borrow a good late 3* gparent with your own high affinity gparent to make an average parent, can someone explain that? Do I loop some late parents myself first? I don't even have a 2* late parent.Please respond.
>>582529775Fuck off, Taro
>>582529775Good morning
>>582529775mornin'
>>582529648>>582529581Gods forgive me for what I am about to do to the two of you for not doing random acts of kinda nice
give me the umayuru link
are we the raped?
>>582529775morning
>>582529963fukubwos got mega raped today
>>582529014I want Groove a lot but I don't know if I want to dig into my funds because I really am expecting Marche to be this month and I know for a fact since I want her very badly I'll end up having to spark her just like Lala and Stego.
>>582529959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYaucJ1wvRg
>>582529443>paw websiteIdk what that is
>>582529786what does it even do past the 150/douburu circleincreases the chance to hit each inspirations? if yes, by how much% per affinity
>>582530000thanks qt ;*
>>582530000>14 minuteswoah nice
>>582529859Take an Oguri/Opera grandparent with generic skills and high affinity, borrow another velocity inherit that you don’t have, for example Rudolf, and then use your borrows to hopefully roll into a good Dober/Ryan/NYopera parent
https://files.catbox.moe/5o4664.json
>>582530076now I regret giving it to youkill yourself
>stiffly tilts off the railing and then for whatever reason the animation speeds up the fallGod it looks so fucking bad what the hell
Tawake.
>>582530063I think its a linear increaseMore affinity is just more goodThere is just a limit to how much you can feasibly getIndependent training juiced that amount by a lot
>>582529698it does scale forever, but my answer was tongue in cheekyour average triple crown parent contributes 110ish affinity just from races, the base affinities between parent and GP are minor at this point
>>582530110>mannaggialamadonna
>>582529983oh ok. they deserve it.
>>582530328heeey!
>>582530269>calls me imbecile>doesn't want to break the trainer-trainee contract?
>rest, hit wellrested, overcapping energy>straight into light hello inviting me to a date, wasting even more energyim cring
>>582530328>>582530536shut up you skank!
>>582530569My trainee said this and the only thing she broke was my pelvis, good luck dude
>>582530110Villain json
Sex
>>582530110>"both_sides": ["bint"]bogos...
teiobros are getting uppity and bratty
>>582530584Your packet dumper?
Wish you could block followers someone I dont like keeps using my borrow
>>582530110>bbabut we love hags here
you ARE watchingright?
>>582531061not without subs post nyaa link later
>>582531061nyo
>>582531061I forgotI'll watch it in the morning
>>582531117There are subs though.
>>582531061yeppers, nice of them to add subs right away
>>582531117there are subs
Super Creek stole my cummies again...
>>582531187>>582531195>SI gen subsnyo
ENTER
>>582531061noppers
>>582530347>patonza
>>582531251It's not AI Genned.
sakanamusume....
www
My wife Royce will get screen time
woahits big AND royce>>582531251its not ai subs though...
>touch some turfyou can't shay that....
I need typesetted subs, with different colors for each character
>>582531251fansubs are dead, brother
>>582531347>>582531375It's called Superior Intelligence not Artificial
>>582530110Why are there so many italian words...
>>582531451I don't give a fuck, it's not Superior Intelligence either. It's some translator in a Japanese office who did it.
>>582531404This but unironically
THAT'S THE BURNING INNER STRENGTHFucking love that kinnikuman references are still there
>>582531451hmmmnyorys
Does anyone have their aces ready for CM20?Want some lobby? I will post it and if you want pls joing bwos7858777878587778
>>582531574I have one ace
>>582531574I havent even done a manual run yet since making my last cm aces
HASHIREEEEEEE
Morning
>>582531574TT umas. Take it or leave it.
Tickezo is crying about "Sperm-san" after we finish having sex, what should I do?
>>582530101I think I got it, thanks anon
>>582531574still 20-30 hours away from making aces... or 10 if super lucky...
>>582531734Winner!
>>582530174>>582530187IS THAT A NEW LUNA ALT!?
>>582531404Make the change you want to see
>>582531734Kill yourself V
I HATE YOU /uma/!
I love my genius wife!
>>582531937don't shay that....
>>582531574Double Murmur neighas will make me have a melty soon
>>582531469Italian has a big number of censored words because Italy is a fake amalgamation of a ton of different nations, each with it's own language. Every one of these languages can potentially give Italian an option to say something lewd
Everytime I train Fuku for long I want to bash my head against the wall...
>>582531862It's ok bwo!! I will do more laterLets do two more and will go gaming4379528543795285
Are the jpniggers finally gone
>>582532124nyo
>>582532086
>start borrow run>2 chains finish in junior year and 3rd started>rainbows fucking everywhere>hitting every gamble speed training>lose races where I have to get fans>song shop fucked me over 3 times>inspo is a dud>no skills>no long S
>>582530187she can't keep getting away with it!
>>582531469they have an entirely different section of slurs to curse god,jesus, and mary separately
>>582532327Shouldnt you guys just wait when evo skills are outImagine doing it then evo comes out
>>582529658but maya is my main tho
>>582532238Never!
>3000m LoH in 2 months in JP>Cygames most likely going to release a card of the only front runner with a greatly recovery in her ultWhy do Cygames hate front fags so much?
>>582532472is this shiraoki?
Umayuru my beloved
>>582532541no
> PhallicPenis-San
>>582531272>stallions kneel to the mare stacy
oh this starts tomorrowyay
>>582532472Sorry, Fronts had their scenario, time for the Lates to have their fun
>>582532421Well I would know since I'm italian myself>>582532059It's just funny to see so many stupid slang words like patonza in there
unless you're a giga whale loh is just phoning it in for gibs so who cares
WHY DOESNT CYJEWS RELEASE END WIT CARDS
>>582532668Mr.CB is the only good style wit card currently
>>582530110umagrok build a proper umaflagger, make no mistakes.
>>582532713I mean for JP, when was the last time they got wit for ends
>>582532423Shut the fuck up Falco
Damn finally i can use Inari OneLast one, if someone wants2946859329468593
>>582532740shoes
>>582532668>>>/b/
waheygood 3pm morningu, umayuru yay
>>582532608where do i watch new umayuru
>>582532794Wit DurandalBut everyone uses Ebayan now
hayai
>>582532668Didn't they release Wit CB... oh wait
>>582532740
>>582532907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYaucJ1wvRg
>>582532450the sore loser duo...
>>582532450>Gentil's cumsocks
>>582532583First Rate
>>582533006umathanks
>>582532909is that karen with seiun's haircut
>>582532821Still waiting for two
Uh oh heliostranny woke up so get ready for trollbakes
>>582532821kitachvds ovr midrace...
kitafuck fuckasan
>>5825328211 more...2946859329468593
Baking cookies with salt instead of sugar
>>582532668end isnt even a real style it has like 10 umas total
>>582533637and giving it to opera o
Would
>>582533637Savory breads are good!
Ty for lobbies bwoswish i had bobo palmer
>>582533564spechud... easy on the food..
>>582534032May I see that Taishin build?
>>582534098she shouldn;t be feeding our child that much sugar
>>582532645You will see when they release the unbeatable Daiwa alt for Arima CM in 2029
>>582534032pama intensely sexual
>>582534298
>>582534007does she always look like this
>>582533564>the writers thinly veiled fetish
>>582534395No, sometimes she looks like this
hiiiii torena-sama~
>>582534506I would hardly call it thinly veiled
>training bobo>dumb bird gets shoved in my face for concertsWhy is this allowed
>>582533881FUARK
>>582534605How does that work story wise? Bobo joins last
>>582534395no she usually looks like this
O buddhist Maya of the shrine, what's your wisdom?
>>582534771AIIIIIIII COPIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>582534771Maya has innate NSM and BoFA and 20% stam growth
>>582534664Yeah it makes sense foe the story, it's just a bit jarring
where did her boobs go
>>582534539cute!>>582534715scary
>>582534882My mouth
>>582534882compression tops are hot
>>582534882They went to Tsuruchang.
>>582534881So she helps for 2 concerts and then decides to join for reals?
MAYA SCENARIO?!?!?!
Don't tell me the scenario link Uma theme for next scenario is... Chestnut?!
>>582534882Sauron looking ass horse
>>582534882sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>582534882She sooo coool like steel
>>582534882chopped to appease the women players
>>582535178Why did they make the top left uma a scenario link?
>>582534882simply imagine
>>582535178that's a bay horse
I am gonna put fuku in this outfit.
>>582535178So who's the scenario NPC in the middle
>no mahjong scenarioruined
>>582534882Boobs?
>>582535336Don't know, but I'm sure there's a reason for her inclusion.
>>582535117If you're training one of the scenario link characters that joins the concert team later, you get an event sometime between debut and classic year year where you tell her she doesn't have to join, and then the rest of the scenario story plays out as usual
>>582535517XINA PADS HER CHEST!
>>582535336Don't fucking say it.
wtf
>>582535490here is mah jong for you dude*umazips my umapants*
>>582535336
By the time this scenario reaches global, game will be EOS'd. So I don't give a fuck
>>582535717...small
>>582535651Good reasons to kill a man. >>582535728
>>582535738TIME TO ACCELERATE!
>>582535178Insane matikanefukukitaru is not a scenario link, they better give her alt though
>>582535784I didn't say it, she did
>>582534431
>>582535336Because No Reason was a soma horse... and also the most "traditional Japanese" uma... Though she fell under "weeb" category since her parents are foreigners
>>582535680this is a really specific category
>>582535738I'm screencapping this and posting it back to you out of spite in 4 years.
*plap* Sorry, accident
>>582535859I want to marry bro
>>582535680Cygames would rather pay hundreds of voice actors than fully voicing Uma scenario events
>>582535738I'd never trust time.We're at the 4th scenario out of over a dozen, but if you blink slow enough we will be at the 10th scenario.Don't blink anon, don't let time move faster than you.
>>582535728
>>582536005I blinked and we’re still stuck in Falco scenario.
>>582535827She was already a link in Unity
>>582535680What is the current record for that?
Xogger must have some sort of pink spark rate buff because I'm hitting long S for cm20 aces about the same amount as I did mile/medium S when building end xogger that had to sack 3 GPs for end sparks
they should have made the gyarus elegant mikos
>>582536116shut the FUCK up Falco
London SUCKS
>>582536208Fact bro
>>582536116Excellent!
>>582535738Bruh, the JRA themselves will make sure that this game won't die for a long time, I don't doubt that they would kill Kaneko to get the rights of his horses and bait more people into it.
>>582536208many are saying this
>>582536208why is the water brown
>>582536208I could have told you that cafe bro
>>582536208This has been a known fact.
>>582536208Everyone hates London, even Londoneers themselves.
I really REALLY love Takiki's style
fact. got.
>>582535867They could have had still as a scenario link since her chud son was one too, or is that too much of a stretch? Anyway, hope she gets mentioned at least>>582536117Double it give it back to madafaka
>>582536532
>daiwa front and center in the songas it should be
>>582536532That's Flash and Falco not Taiki, retard
My auto runs are tanking and I don't get it.Can anyone please share a consistent SS deck? Or do I just have to run fewer races?
>>582534151>>582534151I thought Taishin bro will answer, but herei hope it's nor a big secret
>>582536749less races
Post puffy umankos
>>582536678Don't be mean.
>>582536348Indians.
>>582535825good horse>>582535738evil horse
>>582536678
>>582536897Chibi
wait mayacchi scenario chara in JP? based
I want to have sex
>>582537073She is not that small
>>582537040>Grand Festivalactually it's Our Grand Celebration
Natie Wife Happy Life
>>582536897Make her naked like the naked tamaposter did
>>582537195Agree. Sex with Irish women.
>>582536208everyone is saying this
Don't reply to me
>>582537316no
>>582537195Who doesn't?
Bros, Admire Groove is cute
>>582536618BOLD
>>582537387
Mambo, it's time to share some of your top 10 to actual good clubs.
>>582537040maya is my divine horse
>>582537709No, leave me alone.
>>582534506>>582534559>>582535990
mambocho i just got a job and i can't clank outside because my phone doesn't support umamusume okay actually i just don't have the space lol FUCK
>>582537893Delete all that loliporn.
>>582532630kino?!??!?!?
>>582537893Well, use your new job to be a sd card or else.
>>582537709>guy who joined in the 10th overtook 2/3 of the clubGRIM
>>582534882 >>582535347>cutscene looks like a souls boss>outfit looks like fucking Sauron, from the dog shit Rings of Power tv showI'd still fuck the shit out of my cute wife mind you but holy shit what a weird outfit lmao
>>582537459Now my head is filled with impure thoughts about Falco's tiny body
>>582537709>mambo>11th>zero points
>>582537893get a new phone
>>582537893SEApy....
>>582537963She already covered her face but I can still see traces of artifacts and AI filters in it
>>582536532>>582536618>Don't care much for Falco>But absolutely love the cute roomie relationship she has with Flashu>>582537257MANY are saying this
>>582538130>>582537893Wait... the SEApy is in my club?!
>>582538135Where? Can you circle them? I'd like to get better at identifying slop
>>582537893how many gacha games are in your phone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV0KmZKyUzA
>>582536675number one position for the number one uma
>>582536798Thanks I just wanted a reference. yeppers on a long is certainly a choice but he's got no nnav sparks so it's probably okay
>>582538301mummy
this shit looks like ASS bro wtf is this
>>582537709>that many freeloaderswhat the fuck lmao
>>582530000>Tsuru episode>an uma shows up to help her while doing a poseI'm noticing.
>>582538301>>582538347>bunch of random as hell fantasy designsremove the crown and you have a PRETTY as hell mother of 4 (mine)the hair cut is really cute as wlel
It's a new day!
It's a new gay!
>>582538347nobody says this
>>582537040Maya on the front page!
>miko scenario release >Fuku not involved It's over fukubros
>>582538481
CONNECTION ERRORHELP
>>582538347My main problem with this is that it doesn't even look like Air Groove anymore
air groove hit the wall....
>>582538682Explains why she's not ugly
Japs are speculating that the NPC mare in the new scenario is Kurifuji, a Hall of Fame mare that won the Japanese Oaks, The Japanese Derby and Kikuka Sho in 1943 and won all 11 races she raced in
>>582538789Me on the right
>>582538789beeg hors
>>582529247What's with the flies
>>582538347>matching eyeshadow unf
>LE CHAD meme>is utter dog shitadds up
>>582538817please be old please be old pleas
>>582538382
>>582533693 what do you mean, orfevre style has only one uma
>>582538347shut up homo
>>582538347You can see, this outfit was clearly planned for rose kingdom. It's a regal dress with her exact color scheme. But for some reason the top kept falling off. We'll never know why
>>582530110What is this? The game's word filter?
>>582538347shut up faggot
>tfw didnt get agnes tachyon on the light hello banner so now i feel inadequate in deck building>feels even worse when im supposed to main paceits so fucking over
She has green skills for an amazing reason
>>582539134that's quite the air booty
>>582539480
>>582539480not a fan of the outfit but that braid is super cute
Anyone buying the uma watches?
>>582530110brazilianbwos we can curse freely
>>582539480I'm actually amazed at how they can make one banner amazing and then soon after make the most disgusting alt banner ever
>>582539480>7 G1s>7 GreensBRAVO CYGAMES
Insane semen retention this week
>>582538945supposedly started as a misinterpretation by ai of gigachad flying > giga fly, then ai sloppers kept adding flies to the prompts intentionally because its funny and absurd or some shit like that
DANCHOOOOOOOOOO WHERE ARE MY FAN RUN CARATS YOU PROMISED
>>582539480>>582534882
>>582539626Bad horology Good collector item
Is Rickey an orgenji?
>>582538347That's the antagonistic mother-in-law haircut
>>582539783nyo
>>582539812>>582538347sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>rickey 2.0AHHHHHHHHHH
>>582539783nyes
>>582539838She looks somewhat orange to me
>>582539783honorary orenj
>>582530174what the fuck lmao, it's so ass
>>582534882i unironically think that she looks so cool and i like itSure you cannot really see her boobs, but i think that's the only bad thing...
>>582538789Have Obey Your Master pre-ordered, Might be the only one I'm getting until Dicta announced... I'm spending too much on this franchise...
>>582539913she doesn't want to be in a club with the fukutard tho
>>582539889Thats a lot of orange >>582539997But they are
>>582530174you could say her Might was too Cascading
>>582539990that's tamamo cross tho
>>582530174Yeah that part was very jarring to see. It looked like very lazy animation compared to her other base and alt
>>582539975I think having a hot woman in armor is cool
LolLmaoHope they fix this
>>582540194looks ai generated
>>582540194I don't know whether to laugh or cry or mail anthrax to Cygames
>>582539783yeppersshe's evil though so she's not included most of the time
>>582530174this is on pair with Eishin Flash grabbing a rapier and awkwardly starting running as the worst unique activation bro
>>582530174Air Groove's fat ass used up all the budget plz undastand
>>582540194
>>582540194It looks stupid but I am pretty sure it's a dumb anime trope, I've seen stuff like it before
>>582537963That's a man
>>582540194NOOOOOOOOOO RUDOLF YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
>>582530174>>582540103I wouldn't call this "lazy", animation is barely ever lazy (on the animators side), but it certainly is very simplistic and "cheap looking" compared to other animations.The fucking "jump" with a heavy fall looks stupid as fuck
>>582540319it clearly is, buncha tourists ova hea
Once again, Tracen Academy is conducting a survey among its trainers. Completing the survey will enter you into a raffle to win a 2 day, 1 night trip to an onsen for you and one guest.What future Uma are you waiting for? Is it someone you find cute, someone that compliments your preferred racing style, or some other reason?Among the various smaller events we've had so far (Aim for the Stars, Golshi Week, Fuji Kiseki Show, etc), which is your favorite? Your least favorite?Do you have a preferred brand for shoes/sneakers you wear? What is it?
>>582540404You can call something that looks bad lazy, it's okay
>>582540442nuh uh
>>582530174>>582540194SING WITH MESING FOR THE YEAR
>>582540440Gimlet and Neo universeIdk i'm newPuma
>>582540440>Waiting for Kris S because she's cool>The silly one that added ojii-san emotes>I wear doc martens most of the time
Which one do you do after getting too much of these and barely anything to use them on? I heard support points get converted to coins in the future but idk the rate
>>582540440>1. What uma are you waiting for?HER >2. What small event was your favorite?the umamon event, where you steal strong umas and race a ton, that event was fucking fun>3. preferred shoe brand?none. I'd go barefoot 24/7 if I could, but that's too cold, so I wear the same pair of old shoes for 5-7 years
>>582540440I'm probably quitting next month and my club will suffer, thankfully
>>582540440I'm waiting for a few, I like Almond EyeAim for the Stars is the best event so farVans
>>582540714I always do the races for monies. I've pot 5'd all my umas so I've got 17.5M now. Numbers go brrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>582540858mambro...
>>582540858mambwo...
>>5825404401. Uni. She is cute, she is in my preferred running style, she has a neat story tie and character trait that is fun to play off of, and is strong in game. She is great, both forms2. I actually quite like the Fuji events (since MANT was not required for them)Lots of rewards, and a slight difficulty bump is a welcome addition to the game3. Not really, anything that's comfortable, in my size, and on sale
yeehaw
>>582540858mambwo....
>>582540194she's cascading BWO
>>582540319>>582540404Jumping off a railing is fine but the pose she does looks stiff as hell and it randomly accelerating makes it look even worse. Some sort of jump or dive with intent would fit her much better
>>5825404401. Neo because I love metafiction and she's meta in game but I never really pulled because of that2. Favorite is golshi week because carats, worst is showtime because fuck doing all those runs with increased difficulty, with clanking that might be better now3. not really, I use mostly leather shoes/boots and do not care for specific brands
>>582540440Both Katsuragi Ace and Mr. CB. I just love them both.Gorushi week was the most interesting one and Fuji Kiseki show was the worst because it meant doing lots of MANT runs and I didn't have Tamamo Cross to speedrun it.I run in Mizuno wave runners because i got a couple pairs for free but as for what I actually wear, during the summer seasons I wear a leather barefoot slip on shoe from saddleback leather company and during the winter seasons I wear waxi boots.
>>582540083I'm getting it for Obey Your Master. She would love it. And I can't afford to import $160 figures back-to-back.
>>582540440>valentines ryan>aim for the stars dream team is the best and i HATE racing carnival>new balance, i've got wide feet and those fit me best
>>582540724this
amard?
Look at her go!
>>582540858I can't believe GL is so bad it's killing MANT survivors
>>582540858autisumabwo...
>>582540858umadasho...
Any good examples of payoff from looooping?
>>582540440Helios, Twin Turbo, eventually Espoir CityNone of the regular small events have stood out to me, the story events and especially the main story releases are really what I'm waiting for.Not really, shoes are shoes.
>>582541024I agree it looks dumb, I just think the dumb fall and instant accel is a trope so I don't think they will fix it. Maybe if Japs think it looks dumb too they will
>>582541349I can show you my late commander spe and you can have a laugh
>>582541349my fan count
>>582540194DBZ LOOKING AHH FALL
>check on Mambo>they're not even close to dropping out of A+I was promised total Mambo death 3000 years ago
>>582541349If there wasn’t a CM every two weeks there would be
>>582541591next month for shure!!
>>582541591Next month for sure
>>582540440>umaKris S.>small eventall dogshit>shoesyou'll laugh and call me a high school girl so I won't tell you
>>582540194FAT FUCK
>>582541675Skechers-anon…They are comfy
I get why TT score is rising over time, but why is my average score going down?I used to get over a mil every couple of tries but now I can't even crack 980k all week.
>>582541675this nigga wears uggs!
>>582541639Why is she so slutty
Her name is Yuki.Be nice to her.
>>582541591/Uma/Club can't poach every good mambwo, we need another S club to bring about the Mambogedon
Everyone loves Mambo, you van't hate her
>>582541814her miko alt will be bitchin'
>>582540351Really disappointed with how they treat Kaichou's last alt especially when compared to this and her alt
>>582540440My wife is already ingame so my umapulls are just metacucking.All of them are dogshit.New Balance
Thank you Cygames I love you
>>582541623So that's why the traveling anon posts a cafe plush now...
>>582541782I actually noticed this too>had 5% support bonus >now i have 8%>i also have two new insane umas for TT>scoring same as before or even lower wtf...
Half TP doko.
>>582541916He had a big schizo meltdown when he got kicked constantly posting mambo's rank. It was a big aura loss
>>582541639Those hips are wider that her huge head
>>582541961>>582541782inflated rank is affecting you
LOL!!!
Her name is Vega!
>>582541675Wtf do you wear? Mary Janes?
>>582541879>van'tembarrassing
she's so baby
>>582541814Yeppers
>>582541639Biwa wife
>>582540440Twin Turbo, SexUmamonI do not care for brands
>>582541675just say it you high school girl
>>582541814>yucky bitch
>>582542074Spurt hole
>>582541197
>>582541814yucki
>>582542142don't be shayin that, golly...
>>582540440next one is helios, then CB and gimletracing carnival for all the star pieces, unlike most i disliked the pokemon event because it's very time consuminguokka boots
>>582542009Sorry bro i'm not fan of inflation fetish
Have sex with umas.
>>582541675this is a game about highschool girlswe won't judge. trust me.
>>582541814yucky no yeppers
>>582542059No u
>>582540440VerxinaAim for the stars fav no
>>582541675Nice chuck Taylors you fucking femboy
>>582542332I just realized>mShe's cute when she has a nose bleed
>>582542542Do i date utter the r word....
This one we might get carats forhttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2104201394269855780
Je vous déteste tous.
>>582540440Rob RoyDream Team since Bridge Comp's in thereIf it fits then it's fine
So, who's rolling for the cool Vodka alt tomorrow?
how come you fags only make fun of me if i post a 4chan image that has an m in it
>>582542542This is Light Hello
>>582542797
ngl sakura laurels jukebox song is good
>>582542797nobody some people will roll for her Christmas alt tho
>>582542854you're filipino so it's funny
GOD PLEASE SMITE LIGHT HELLO DOWNSLIT HER THROAT AND LET HER LIES POISON THE EARTH NO LONGER
>>582542701>dateIt'd be rude not to
>>582542875she doesn't look that light
h-he's fast!
>>582542736
if you were to guess, do you think we're going to get evo skills in advance of the arima kinen?I feel like it would be in-character for cygames to drop it in unannounced with about four days left until the CM so everyone has to remake their aces.
>>582542797Vodka is so damn hot when it's actually drawn as a mare...
>>582540351>>582542797Probably Sora or Roxas>>582542854m stands for masochist so we need to make fun of you
>>582542797I will be rolling for the cool Power card
>>582542736>frenchleave.
>>582543169if you keep asking they are going to delay them
>>582542047Where are her mask and claw?
>>582543169No why? They'll drop it with the 2nd anni
>>582543092>your Grand Live umas, trainer
>>582543385well we did get clanking massively ahead of schedule, who knows
jige doko
just woke up, was pakalive good? i sort of already got spoiled over the supports and new alts
Finally, an Eris episode!
>>582542736>frenchSillyus would not be able to say this
>>582543565THE NEW KAICHOU ALT SUUUUCKED
Bootka got mogged so hard by the new Groove alt... Groove can wear those lomg ass boots and still look good, bootka meanwhile...
>>582539648swimsuits matter, this ass event seems like it doesn't
>>582543606What is our opinion on Eris becoming huge?
>>582543752this one looked cool at least, like she would actually beat the shit out of the bum who keeps on pestering her
>>582542797be honest
>>582543169unlikelyfor capricorn, possibly, it's the last GL CM and similarly they gave us unity+ for the last MANT CM
I will be rolling for Scarlet, because of her huge tits.
>>582543879I feel so fucking sorry for vodka...
>>582543831>animeonlysMushoku tensei was written over a decade ago, read the novel thank you very much
>>582543860Don’t call Teio that…
>>582543879WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE
>>582543752Cygames should have went full edgy with the new Rudolf instead of making her still look like the kind Rudolf. Maybe make her eyes red or make her to appear villain-like or intimidating, but, noooo.
>>582543565fuku got trapped and betrayed, the next scenario is miko focused and she isnt there (lmao)
>>582543942>implying LN readers aren't also watching the anime
How do you feel about Air Groove, /uma/?
>>582543879Vodka is so cool and successful, why do they do this to her.
>>582544145hag SEX
>>582543092>stamlets got rhythm'd
>>582542797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yGGNohmAT0&t=130
>>582544145Wife Groove
>>582543879
>>582543879why do people fixate on her boots when her entire outfit sucks
>>582544145I do not particularly care for her but her spawn are cute.
>>582543879No one forced Vodka to wear those shoes btw
>>582544515Vodka probably played Kingdom Hearts and thought Sora was cool
>>582543879>roll for fat tits Daiwa>get bootka instead>roll for Valentines Fujin>get valentines Ry*n insteadMy account will be bricked
>>582544515i did
>>582544470the boots are the most horrid part of it, simple.
>>582543879what the fuck is this shitDaiwa's alt is cute, sexy, and a bit lewd. S tier Christmas outfit.Vodka's is unbalanced, disproportional (the FUCK are those boots, and baggy pants do NOT work), and clunky. Not cool at all. This is maybe worse than Mejiro Ryan's casual clothes, goddamn
STUPID avian, DUMB bird, RETARD fowl
bootka will be the shakur of umapulls
>>582543879Vodka's VA never came back to do any voice work after this incident btw
Isnt christmas daiwa good, i want to roll for her
>>582544820Don't say that.
Is Opera O a boyuma and a weird in between?
>>582544145they made groove2,3,4,5 but she still mogs all of them
>>582543879Daiwa job
>>582544995She's fine, not broken. Doesn't have build in groundwork like Bonbon.
>>582544470Posting just her shoes is a better punchline than her pants or jacket
>>582545174super german mega alt when?
>>582528262Stop being transphobic, chud.
>>582528262>Like Mother, Like DaughterThis implies her Mother is also perverted as fuck and her dad's been wrung dry
>>582528318yes, tl is wrong here
>>582544995if you accidentally get vodka your account is permanently brickedyou cannot delete her, she is there forever
>>582528318Yes. The 'localizers' are both malicious and incompetent.
Hello friends!!
>>582545591i can see them
jesus christ has it really been over a year alreadywhere does the time go
>>582545591sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>582528262>did they change her nickname?Not the first time and won't be the last.
>>582545516
>>582543035I don't know how Cygames managed to make so many cute girls
Visit Tomakomai! We have cute girls, and Fenomeno!
>>582545689
THE HUMILIATION RITUAL
>>582545516Hello babydacchi
>>582545129Opera O is a boyuma with a hidden unlockable mare mode
supiki
chowaoo chowaoo
I cannot find love and I'll die single but at least I experienced Umamusume in my lifetime.
tm opera o is full of love
>>582546107
>>582546018Sacre bleu!
Which uma is the premier footjob uma?
what if meisho tabaru or admire terra do win l'arc
>>582546416I wish she was my wife.
*throws you*
>>582545591do dirters really have all that?
kingubros wtf is this?
>>582546518a new kino age of total front runner domination
>>582545814It's my job to look at the competition, you stupid cunt
>>582546674Fashion.You wouldn’t get it.
t.m. is short for the mare
>>582546667Yeah.
>>582546775>you stupid cuntDon't call her that, rude and mean!
How am I supposed to save for Ice Queen Bitch when we have Daiwa, ZRR, Brian, Kita Blanco, Helios, Valentine Anus, and Kris
>>582532668Sweepy is like a month away.
is this a glue?
>>582546928>GLyes
Stop posting huge breasts, I don't want to masturbate today
hodling till eos
>>582546928With speed sparks its salvageable
>>582547076wait, i'm supposed to have sex with riko for long umas?
>>582546018Wait did golshi run in l'arp?
>>582543879this is why it's important for owners/trainers to advocate for their uma and ensure that they are as sexo as possible.
>>582547230yupshe failed hard
>>582543606>>582543831Does nothing but clank Falco since every anime is ending today. I'm glad to close this season with Eris! The wait for cour 2 will hurt more
>>582545516hey idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUHYbwZDVVIrate the ed compared to other umayuru eds
>>582546808THE NINGEN KNOWSHUT IT DOWN
>>582547204it's less stressful, maybe not better umas but better mental health
>>582547123Masturbation is a good thing.
>>582547123Okay*Posts mediums*
>>582547168I'll spend them to finish that int card everyone keeps talking about.
>>582530110What the fuck is a json. Will I get banned if I click this?
>>582538058Falco's thighs are a wonder of the world.
Phalaenopsis really is the prettiest Uma ever
Rulership if she was a good uma
>>582539202Yeah, but I got in trouble for posting this here, sort of, not really...
>>582547704Falcos lewd knee socks...
>>582547704Hokko so hot.
Post fans
>>582543879THEY ARE SNOWBOARDING SHOES!!! THEY ARE MEANT TO BE USED WITH A SNOWBOARD!!!!! MEANING THAT IT'S SUPER COOL THAT SHE'S ABLE TO RUN IN THEM AT FULL SPEED!!!!!!!!!
>>582543752SO FUARKING COOOOL
>>582547870shut up vodka
>>582547123
>>582547814VaguepostingGOD
Just so you knowYour favorite uma is SHIT
>>582536678retard.
>>582547267There was a rumor around jp release that Daiwa's owner agreed for her to be in the game only if she had larger breasts than Vodka.
whats with the big mammaries today?
>>582547704That strap drives me insane
>>582547916Sex with Bakushin
>>582547936
>>582547778I like that they kept rose kingdom completely normal in the the rest of this dumbass comic. it's beautiful
>>582548034well yeah she's oguri crap
>anons pretending to find shart pigeon physically attractive
>>582547303>Speed Symboli (1969)11th>Sirius Symboli (1986)16th>El Condor Pasa (1999)2nd>Manhattan Cafe (2002)13th>Tap Dance City (2004)17th>Nakayama Festa (2010-2011)2nd and 11th>Victoire Pisa(2010)7th>Orfevre (2012-2013)2nd twice>Gold Ship (2014)14th>Satono Diamond (2017)15th>Kiseki (2019)7th>Blast Onepiece (2019)11th>Chrono Genesis (2021)7th>Titleholder (not pictured) (2022)11th
>>582547846
>>582547846>check my fans since I haven't checked in a while>400+ million fans this monthhuh...
>>582548423RUDOLF GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY I WANNA OGLE MARU
>>582547230oops this was meant for >>582548252 too
>>582547123What about huge asses?
Falco has this cutesy pure allure that makes respectable trainers go dokidoki.Meanwhile Curren is a vixen who pleasures old men for money.
>>582548643Nerds aren't sexy
>>582548643sex
>>582548439bizarro mambwo...
>>582548731Falco reminds me of Sandra Bullock. One of the few women that still remains really cute as she gets older.
>>582548731shut up and go back to the cuck, falcuckyour torena can't get hard unless he knows that you are watching him cuck you in real time
>>582546518stop making cute drawings
>>582549060delete this.
>>582549060What she's really saying is FUCK ME TORENA-SAN PUT A BABY IN ME
Where are the harnesses or the safety nets?What if they fell off the top and died?
>>582549060
>>582549265Then they'd be a falling star
>>582549112not the anon who made them but i'm saving as many as i could find, i missed some of them sadly
are the seanigs gone yet?
>>582549441my young and spry wife!
>>582549265They are imortal horse elves with super speed, they can handle a fall
Today will be good
>>582549507V is still awake
>>582549625>what are career ending injuries
>>582549060AI gods we're in
>>582549625Okay so maybe they wont die, but if they break a leg it's basically the same as dying
>>582546518Winning L'arc would guarantee the uma gets a musume. Terra would probably get to mog Gold Ship as the new quirk chungus on account of the Japan Cup incident. Don't know much about Tabaru.
>>582549706They will just entere the para-uma events
>>582549845tabal is a wet specialist that can run good on fucked up terrain he would make dirty maya look like a joke
Next thread should be a groove or rudolf one
>>582549265It's not that high, see >>582540194
>>582550139
>>582550223>>582550223>>582550223
>>582550239Sex with my hot wife
>>582550239wife agree
>>582549265>What if they fell off the top and died?
>>582547303more like he didn't even bother, he was interested in fucking around and starting a stampede before the race
>>582543879"I can beat you while running in snowpants and winter boots" is a pretty savage taunt
