Don't give uphttps://www.dota2.com/patches/7.41f>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>582321361
>puck is a pretty lady!
first for hoodwink nerfs
Buff Hoodwink
Man I hate getting these old ass treasures in my Candyworks from like 2015, they're just single items and usually not even a complete set
>>582547017I miss when Rain weather effect used to work
gimme that classic dota 2
>>582547594no
>>582547594augar screenshot btw
Take me back
Hard support is a role exclusively for beta males btw.
>>582547979you can not go back
>Check /d2g/ before bed last night, augar is spamming the thread>Wake up, have coffee, check /d2g/, augar is still spamming the thread
warcraft 3 definitive edition came outthat means dota 2 will surely die now right? everyone will be playing some fuck ass remake of dota in the new warcraft right?hahahahaha fuck blizzdrones
>>582549453lol
GIVE KATIE KATE
>get mega creeps>still loseOkay. Here me out, mega creeps now have double the HP and damage and don't give XP or gold bounties when killed.
>>582551062>a, now dead friend, is spectating a match in this screenshotOoh, I don't like that.
The last 3 posts are all augar btw.
>>582551530You're augar.
>>582551236dumbthe goal of the game is to destroy the enemy ancientnot get megas then park the bus
>>582551698(on a Lazy Town motif) WE ARE AUGAR !“Are you, uh, a real midder?”“Well, uh, technically... nah.”“Have you ever caught an enemy, like, uh, like in a real gank?”“Nah.”“Have you ever tried a Smoke's Disguise?”“Nah, nah...”“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be midders!”
>>582551236the game ends when you kill the ancient, not the barracks you shitter
>>582552129Icelandic show. Robbie Rotten is dead tho. Big sad.
>>582552193Mega creeps being "not a big deal" is a huge problem though.
>>582552856according to what?
>>582552856mega creeps ARE a big deal you clown. The fact you came here to make a green text post being surprised you lost after getting mega creeps proves it.the real problem here is that you and the other 4 retards in your team are shitters who got cocky thinking you already won. If you lost after getting mega creeps it means you got outplayed by the enemy team, not because there's a problem with mega creeps being weak. The better team deserves to win and your team clearly wasn't.
>just noticed mr d2pp hasn't posted in a few threadsthanks augar, as always the worst persons scare away the good ones
>>582553370Thanks. Be sure to tune in to my stream in October. Should be fun.
>>582553659get a trip
Might have played the most perfect game of my life especially since it's my 2nd game of Pango, not counting the games I played as a complete noob.
i never actually paid attention back then but when exactly was the turning point for Ember changing to a magic dmg spellcaster from a physical core who only build battle fury and stacked multiple daedalus to spam his W?
>>582554869Also it seems 6 months of break did not affect me at all, I'd say that I actually straight up play even better. Just played a few unranked games to get into it before ranked.
>>582548231why does the carrytranny get shit on by me then?
Another Windranger for the Windranger enjoyers here
the one flaw with mega creeps that was recently exposed by a jenkins review:mega creeps should always be superior to regular/super creeps regardless of the length of game
>>582556471That shirt is painted on
Why does it feel hard to close the game before like minute 40? Is it all the armour buffs for towers? No way it's just that.
>>582556867having full hg vision makes backstab plays nearly impossible so its incredibly easy to turtle the high ground even its boring as fuck
>>582556471cheers dotard
>>582557031I started playing in 2025 where full HG vision was present. I think it was at 7.37 or 7.38 patch. I remember you could actually finish the game at minute 25.
is there any infographic for amount of gold each jungle camp gives for current patch?
blink dagger is unironically too strongnerf that shit
>>582558445its balanced by the fact its a 2250g item with absolutely 0 stats. if anything they should buff force staff instead.
>>582558660t. retardsave items are already too strong
>>582558445bring back the penalty for misclicking the distance
>>582559278and give it 100 mana cost
Give everyone a free blink but give it a 300 second cooldown.
>>582556468"get shit on" = you blow your whole load of spells to deal 30% of his HP as damage, and he blinks out in the next frame?Wow, such alpha male energy
About to ride my bike 10 laps around the school nearby. It's about a 1.5 mile loop. After that, I'm gonna keep grinding mmr. My dad just gifted me another $10k for the month for looking after his vacation house.
>>582556468you love spamming this webm weaver autist
>>582558660>its balanced by the fact its a 2250g item with absolutely 0 stats.I remember coming from League to Dota and telling my friend that no way am I spending 2250g on an item without stats kek.
>>582560302But, but, you can pay another 4000 gold to give it stats now
Hello, today I was playing Sven, the Rogue Knight. I was laning alone against Alleria, the Windrunner and Krobelus, the Death Prophet. First of all I disagreed with being solo against those heroes in the first place but whatever. Anyway, I was having some serious issues with Krobelus, the Death Prophet using her Carrion Swarm ability which sends a swarm of bats to damage her enemies dealing 100/175/250/300 damage with a radius of 110-300 to harass me, as well as Alleria, the Windrunner using her Power Shot ability which causes her to charge a bow shot which deals increasing amounts of damage (120/200/280/360 maximum) depending on how long she charges it and the amount of units it passes through. With all the harass, I could never enter the lane and ran out of consumables very quickly (I am referring to Ancient Tangos of Essifation, and Healing Salves). What can I do about this?
>>582560459I remember hearing that 33 also hates buying blink unless he really has to for the same reason why I hated it initially, it's cool how many takes there are on the game.
How do I use d2pt in my games?
Old dota, you're playing against a good pudge. You have to LOCK THE FUCK IN 1v1ing him in lane because if he gets level 3 and hooks you he solo kills you and then snowballs out of control.Old dota: that same pudge is now missing at 4 minutes and is level six. Mid is pinging MIDDLE IS MISSING and the map is darker, EVERYONE is shitting their pants that theres a pudge roaming around looking for fresh meat.Suddenly you hear the hook sound and "AHGAHAH FRESH MEAT!" and pudge solo hooks you, rots, and dismembers you for an easy kill.Now? The most iconic hero in dota 2, pudge, can't even solo kill a crystal maiden. She can just walk away from him because rot does no damage, and spells barely do anything anymore. You have to have two other heroes with you if you want to kill someone with hook.Go ahead, keep defending Dota 2: defense of the supports. You can't do anythign in this game now its just heroes of the storm brawl
>>582558660>buys swiftblink, the single best item for any rightclicker in the gamewhat now?
>>582561239Literally the most expensive item in the game.
>>582561571and yet its still op
>>582561175dota2 is a 5v5 game
>>582561175with the proper skill a pudge can absolutely solo kill heroes you're just a shitter crying you no longer have free gibs
should i play a match
>>582565275No.Every time I ask myself that I have a miserable experience.
>>582565275No. You should commission your local struggling artist some smut of Windranger
Dumb question, but for mars W, can you set it to have the rebuke go off in whatever direction he is facing after hitting the hotkey?
>>582565994quickcast
>>582565834why do that when you can befriend an artist and brainwash him over time to draw for you for free
>>582566210Thx.
ok so hear me outso I got a new idea for a hero rightand there's this incredibly hot chick okand she's wearing shorts okand she goes by on roller skates
>>582567973Go on
only dota classic can save d2g nowand grubby
>>582568571save d2g from what
>>582567973Street Fighter had one of those.
>>582568848you
we havent got close to 3 day+ old threads yet and its been weeks since ti/d2g/ is alive and welllast thread was fewer than 48 hours even with the outage
>>582570338now imagine if we had drawfags
>>582570410what do you mean if? there was oc in the last thread and is becoming more common
i will play dressmaker instead
>>582559798>win fight by keeping carrytranny out of it>kill the carrytranny after wiping his teamoh no!>>582559901I think you have me confused with somebody else.
all these dota classic niggas refuse to go play hon or wc3 isnt that crazy
>>582561175wow you must be a huge fucking n00b if you can't kill a CM as a poodge.
>>582570535calling those "drawings", let alone "art", is a big stretch
I jerk off to get the energy to get out of bed in the morning.Heroes for this feel?
>>582574769the fact you were able to critique something proves that it was indeed art
Everything is art. And anyone can make art.Even (You) >>582574769The important part is trying.
>>582570535>there was ocNigga pleaseOnly me alone is responsible for like 30 new images we had for the last 10 or so threads
>>582576392thank you for your service drawfagnow post artwork
>>582576509I am not a drawfag. I am a moneymancer, tossing coins to those sweet sweet delicious human artists
>>582576786then you arent who i was referring to
You all suck at dota holy shit lmfao.
>>582577337At least post the Lina and Rylai version you inbred Congoloid
niggers complain about tinker "cuz he's the most annoyingest one" then pick sb
did mason die
>>582577718Did he ever truly live
>>582577872woah...now that's a thinker...
ALLOW ME TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SCEPTERS!!!>I WANT TO HAVE CATACLYSM!>I WANT TO HAVE MINI TORNADOES!>I WANT TO HAVE VECTOR ICE WALL!ALLOW TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SHARDS!!!>I WANT TO HAVE SUNSTRIKE FORGE SPIRITS!>I WANT TO HAVE EMP PULL AND BURN!>I WANT TO HAVE RADIANCE GHOST WALK!LET ME BUY NOTHING BUT AGHANIM!LET ME BE THE ARSENAL MAGUS!!!
>watching my older family members slowly trudge to their gravesHeroes for this feel?
>>582580256Wraith King.
>>582580256Pudge. His skill literally kills him.
>>582580256clinkz
>>582580256It’s shit like this why i will always take care of myself and be active. I wanna end up like those old farts who die out of nowhere and leave everyone surprised about their deaths since they looked so full of life despite being old. I have a vivid memory of this geezer i once saw jogging when i was in my weekend track and field club meeting when i was younger and that dude never knew he became my idol when i saw him
I hope i'm dead by 40, there's nothing left in life for me. I don;'t even like this game anymore.
My grandparents are almost 80 and still driving cars. Crazy shit to me.
>>582581227pudge hasn't been able to deny himself with rot for a while now
>>582580256Its ok bro they have refresherhttps://youtu.be/6JsoW6_BaYE
Nice thread dotards
just kill roshan and take his aegis
im visiting my mom and shes making spaghetti and meatballs for dinner.
>>582574603As a former herald who just got Archon 2, is WK mid a troll play? I've been having fun with it occasionally. I'm at 64 win% with him in general.
>>582584276I'm also visiting your mom and making her ghetti on my meatballs if you know what I mean
>>582584596take thart back now, 1v1 me sf mid bro give me ur profile and lets square down
Why are they making "hero but a robot" cosmetics instead of arcanasWhy did they make those cosmetics for legion and axe who already have arcanasI don't get it
>>582584276I'm visiting your mom too and I'm turning your mom into spaghetti with my meatballs, if you know what I'm saying.
>>582585012marginal benefit > marginal cost
Man give me back some cheese/lane dominator heroes on mid please, I cannot play honest heroes anymore. They just have to nerf everything fun.
>>582585298u will wish u nvr said that tough guy
>>582584276Bring me back a plate nigga
>>582583119Hit the gym get lean
>>582584473wk is great in all rolesbut you'll get called out for griefing in anything but 1/3ignore them
>>582586032Theres some left, come on over before it gets cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwjwMnZNg0QNo better advertisement for Allstars lol what the hell were they thinking?>muh blizzard told them toPlenty of units are still similar enough, or even too much, like Pudge (Roadhog) who cannot be mistaken for anything other than an Abomination.
>>582585427idk pretty sure a single arcana for 1 popular hero like Sniper or wd would be less work than all these robots and would sell a lot more
I wish dota was updated as often as Fortnite is...
>>582588268valve tried to push an update every 2 weeks and everyone hated itgo play a shallow game like fortnite if you want that kind of reaction balance
>>582588267small indie company pls understanda sniper arcana will make pubs complete aidsmite b cool tho
>>582588350NTA but it's time for a map change isn't it.
>96 deaths in 44 minutes.Crazy fucking game.
Is there any hero thats more a blatent dev favourite than Witch Doctor?>Rarely ever gets a bad patch>ult has rubick insurance>Ult is immune to blademail and bkb piercing pure>Aeon disk doesnt affect ult damage >Aghs is evasion piercing effortless rampage maker>Shard is 2nd ult with a phase shift.>Cask ignores linkens>laning stats arnt even that bad
>>582587481>overwatch referenceopinion discarded.
>>582589187You forgot>HE'S ABOUT TO POP
>>582589348TF2 lost
>>582587481Only Valve could do a worse job than Warcraft III Reforged
>>582587481the full dota 1 name of the hero is Lycan the lycanthrope, aka a werewolf. If I commission a random character designer to make a werewolf OC which one of the two do you think he's more likely to make, the fantasy rpg BDSM space demon lord or an old geezer dressed like he's a duke from the colonial times? The answer is the latter, and there's mountains of written literature about it to the point it's the most expected stereotype of where you would find a werewolf. Icefrog (and eul i guess) were bound by whatever models wc3 had and couldn't be picky about them since it's not like they could make their own models. So picking the next best fit was their only option. like if you are gonna slurp blizzard this much then i would genuinely be interested in hearing you argument for wanting to turn Arc Warden back into a midget kobold
>>582590795Gemini what is cherry-picking?
>>582590996i accept your concession
Pango is actually insanely broken and I was dumb to complain about lower damage in mid-late game you just go octarine after aghs.
>>582590130>referencing any blizzard game launched post-2004shiggy.
Startin' the night alright.
>>582592654stop buying aghsthe fact you're wasting gold on that and still winning is just proving you're being carried
daily reminder that you are at the mmr you belong
>>582593951hes incapable of learning or improving
>>582589050Brawling of the Ancients 2 is TDM on steroids with false objectives sprinkled in. What did you expect?
>>582595743it shits me seeing it constantly shit up the threads I barely post hereinb4 i'm the thread bully
>>582596068>false objectives>game literally never ends if you just play it like a tdmdumb
>>582596230Not true, the creeps end it.
>>582587195
>>582597481creeps are equal strength unless you take objectives or at the very least play pvethe tdm narrative is kill
>>582597890No, radiant wins iirc
>>582597890Radiant creeps always win
>>582597981i dont believe you
>>582593951Bruh i literally bought that in the last two min of the game just to drop ult on their fountain
>>582597890dumbass have you never left the game running for too long when you are in demo mode testing shit and noticing that sometimes you'll see creeps hitting tier 3s?the creeps and towers may be equal stats but there's some variance in dmg rolls and the randomness of creep pathing and aggro. One side eventually wins even if there's no heroes in the game
>>582598186one side wins by completing the objective
Daedalus so fcking good. Melting everyone.
>>582598348Where's your blink?
>>582598553I needed break. blink and lothars together seems like a meme
>>582598649It's not, actuallyBack when there was no upgrade for shadow blade or blink it was, now you have silver edge and swift blink
>>582598276That objective is first to 30+ kills and a team wipe after 35m.
>>582598807game doesnt end when those conditions are met
>>582598804Am I supposed to sell manta then? 6 slots fills up pretty fast.
>>582597845seeeeeexo
>>582599076It does every single time. The ancient is just the victory lap. Ratting doesn exist and neither does split pushing in Dota. It is just brawling across the game and the loser circle (the jungle).
>>582599131Sell boots
>>582599189>it doesnt countand there it is
>>582599340Defend Dota all you want, it'll never have sex with you chud.
>>582599269yeah that makes more sense than manta.this game started terrible. we lost tower at like 5 min vs axe and undying, after I died in lane like 4 times.
>>582599443you dont make any sense which is why you think about ridiculous situations like procreating with a video game
sex with hoodwink
>>582598186just ran demo mode for 28 minutes and die killed the tower first
>>582601117this
augar making more furry posts and then replying to himself. truly a lunatic.
>>582601490it can go either way, I've been in demo mode (on the full map) for a good while testing pseudo-rng, and either side can win, without messing with any of the lanes I've seen both sides win, earliest I think was about 40 mins for one side to take ancient
>>582601806No time. I've been killing it today.
>>582603320Are you finally going to start building blink on Luna so you can actually do something on the hero?
MY TRUE POTENTIAL
"true potential" playing dota 9 hours a day and spamming furry stuff, what a life
>>582603520Yes. I severely underestimated the power of Lunar Orbit. My bad.
>>582603759It's alright, learn from your mistakes and keep climbing :)
My Hill Troll killed 4 people with this damage? What a trooper
>>582604748Game?
>>582604748impressive especially given that is piercing dmg
yaah, seems like a good time to stop playing. That last game was fucking miserable.
>>582607889Can't stop on a shit game bro
Dawnbreaker will be the strongest hero in the game next patch, invest in futa now.
>want to watch game to refamilarize myself with dark seer>stumble into this unholy mess with a mk just mischiefing to radiant base for 45+ minutesThis is immortal gameplay? I feel like I just had a stroke watching this.
>>582612427carrytrannies do be mentally ill
>>582612427What a lot of people who are obsessed with climbing fail to realize is that there is no such thing as an “mmr heaven” in which everyone plays their best and tryhard every game. The game is a constant clash of egos in which everyone thinks they are better than the rest
>>582612591The ursa was the carry, this mk was pos4 and from minute 0 was just mischief down a lane to radiant base for the occasional courier snipe.
>>582613126>this mk was pos4Sounds like he was a carrytranny that didn't get his role and decided to grief, this happens a lot at high mmr
>>582613056I came to that conclusion with most multiplayer games. The fact this kinda shit happened in day by daylight which is a fucking party game really drove that home for me. Still it's always surreal when you see it what's supposed to be the highest tier of play.
Blyat
>>582613578Come to DayZ. For the best multiplayer experience. A game with no way to win.
>>582613280That would certainly make sense. I actually looked at the profile of the mk>13.5k hours>literally nothing else on the steam page safe for 30 minutes of pubgDear god.....
>>582613056Man what type of low T post is this
>>582613779>>582613625do u play modded or vanilla? its a nice break from dota thats for sure.
How do I get Bluechantress
>>582615401Play dota in late 2023 and hit the 1 in 500 chance reward after grinding 5-6 pubs and have it removed forever a couple months later
>>582615401Futa Enchantress
>>582613056that's when you learn to not communicate and focus on your own gameplay.
>>582613865you've probably never been a top <5%-1% at any multiplayer game with a rank/mmr system if you cannot comprehend that any competitive game at all ranks has people sharing this mentality.every time you see a post in here complaining about their supports/cores being glue eaters who don't know what they are doing was typed by a guy with enough ego to think he's better than his peers even though they are the same rank. And some of them are to be honest, which is why those people eventually climb. And when those people keep climbing their standards and expectations for their teammates are set higher and the cycle repeats again. The whole process of getting better at a game means that you start fixating into every little thing that you can get good at, and you put those same expectations on your team mates since you are all around the same rank but those people will not always meet your expectations the same way you probably don't meet theirs.You can go to literally any dota streamer who plays at the shitter ranks, divine, immortal, ranked immortal to top300 and above and you will always see people flaming each other while not being satisfied with how their team is playing and you will also see the occasional game griefer here and there, it never stops. You are denying basic human nature if you think that nobody is putting their dick on the table whenever you enter a lobby with another 9 people
>>582617635Lol nigga im not reading all that shit make it shorter tldr use AI if you have to
>>582614860vanilla on official servers.
>>582617635>the guy that ran down mid? ur no better than him ur at the same rankExtremely disingenuous post
>>582618114why does he have the same mmr as you then?
>>582618035It's truly a great game, I have been playing on and off over the years since the arma 2 mod. One of the best summers of my life was in 2013 I think playing that game every day with friends.
>>582619854Because the system allows degenerate subhumans to maintain an mmr despite constantly doing shit that would be grounds for a permanent ban, but you already knew this as you're a retarded nigger troll trying to bait people as you're incapable of genuine discussion
>>582620521oh so you're just bad?
disperser doesnt give movespeed vibes rn
i love dota 2 man
my carry flamed me last lane so i left lane so he had to jungle, later on we won because he had farm and we created spacei am dissapointed, i wish he died more often
I lost a ranked game of dota 2. I was pretty bummed out about it. But I think whoever got my MMR was probably more happy to get it than I am sad to lose it. So, whatever.
If Dota have any drawfags, phtoshopfags, or sloppers around would one of you doodle this up with Shadow Fiend kneeling (or ulting) over any other hero's neck? You could swap the car out with the back of a seige minion and dress up the lane in the background. I'm lazy as fuck and don't have the talent for any of that shit myself so I'm aaaasking.
Probably 6 or 7 of the last posts are augar btw.
>>582621756t. augar
>>582621858I bet you are just as a noob in dayz as u are in dota fur boy
>>582622025DayZ is a walking simulator. Clearly you've never played it.
>>582621661>can you make the hero with zero knees, legs, or anything resembling the bottom half of a person doing this specific kneeling motionsasuga dotard
>>582622171Bend his legless shade lower half
>>582622118I have 400 hours in the arma 2 mod, and 700 in the standalone. I was playing dayz before ur balls dropped
>>582622237Does SF even have density lore-wise? He's a shadow.
drawfags? please draw lina?t. linafag
>>582621661
>>582623110Finally something I can put on the fridge.
grubby
JIGGLE JIGGLE
>>582622437>t. linafagOpen at your own risk
I didn't win every game today and now I am mad
after this deadlock update flops hopefully valves locks in and drops act 2 before december
I'm just saying you could play betterhttps://youtu.be/KtKRoIVP0_4
Will we be seeing AA being picked up at blast
1 month, 5 days, no major post TI patch. Bravo Valve. You are going to make me fucking wait till Diretide/Frostivus and the 5 second 'event' you slapped together to sell shitty skins for heroes I don't play. Seriously stop bullying me Valve I just want to justify why I keep Dota 2 in my Steam library Arceus damnit!
>>582626203They've moved on to Deadlock. Dota is old news, gone the way of the dodo bird and TF2 before it. Move on gramps. Learn schmoovement.
>>582626203the game is fun you could try to play itthere are also a bunch of indie mini games on steam you could play instead if you like the event games so much.
>>582626303I do unfortunately play it. Although only Turbo now since it is far better balanced for the eternal team fight meta shit they have been pulling for half a decade by this point. Those added games are just reskins of ass webgames and not worth my time. I want another Agh's Labyrinth, Slitherin, wave defense type of game mode. A new gimmicky support hero wouldn't hurt either.
>>582626203act 2 is going to be massive trust the fucking plan nigga deadlock is going to have a small spike for 2 weeks before niggas realize its slop again
Did 50 games with omni in a row, the hero isnt too bad, i wonder why he doesnt get picked more. being able to give a bkb to your carry when he decides to not buy one is a pretty good skill, besides hardcountering enemy physical carries
>>582626928Well my step dad has been making fun of me since TI (I'm a Jugg main) and I told his pancreatic cancer having ass that Jugg is balanced, the game just passed him by and we'll get the Jugg buff with the post TI patch. He laughed in my face over that. Valve needs to come in and get that winner winner chicken dinner so I can man up to my faggot step dad.
why is lonr druid's bear stronger than the bear hero ursa
>>582627003you are dying way too much
>>582627165i think its better i die than my cores, but maybe i should play more defensive and behind them
>>582627003>i wonder why he doesnt get picked more.Boring as shit and his impact isn't as directly noticeable as other heroes
Which here has a ear penetration fetish?
>>582627867hero*
Day 10 of waiting for the "just play better" enthusiats to show me their dotabuff profiles. Not even hating, just wanna learn from the best.
anyone here play deadlock?
>>582632319I did but the current patch is shit so I quit
>>582630920you would be hating and not try to learn anything from it
>>582632319Probably going to play a few games of the new patch then go back to dota deadlock is like a whore you fuck a few times and leave
>>582627223i tried to die less the next game and failed miserably with 10 deaths and a 55 min tooth biter game
>>582612427>immortal>rank 1000 and aboveOnly top 200 players know how to play the game.
>watch YouTube video of players doing silly builds>replicate in my game>loseWtf I want a refund
https://youtu.be/tbWa-V--Ga8
>>582640662I ahve no reason to watch pro dota now
>>582639360its not like your time has any value
>>582641213I'll have you know I'm quite sought after in the krinkle spaces.
why do i always get the pre game showcase when my stats are actually ass?humiliation ritual
>>582640805You used to watch pro dota? Like unuronically?
>>582640662blizz mentioned there was a news bomb today
>>582639360What I understood recently is that no one really wins in Dota 2. It seems like player X or player Y are stomping but they aren't. They either came off a 3 loss streak or they're cruising towards one. You can't smurf like in the old days. You can't play a fun build and win consistently. Hell you can't even kill a support with an aped out sven nowadays. I'm looking at my friend who is immortal and he currently plays in archon with his second "smurf" account and they're shitting down his throat every other game. He's at 55% win rate as an immortal in Archon games.
>>582641902>Hell you can't even kill a support with an aped out sven nowadaysskill issue
>>582641552The game is basically telling you that you're shadowpooled. If your ass stats are the highlight then imagine your teammates.
>>582641902>You can't smurf like in the old daysYou cannot really smurf with honest heroes. it needs to be some cheese/greedy hero that relies on knowledge check or just pure greed (like OD, nobody running down at you since you're a creep) and then 1v5ing with items.
>support players ruined dota>hoodwink pickers are support playerscoincidence? I think not
>>582642563>support players ruined dotahow so?
>>582642563>>support players ruined dotaYou mean carrytrannies
>>582642878>every single patch makes the game easier for carrytrannies>they still cry Can't wait for the inevitable pos 3 buffs and support buffs, the second Valve stops catering to carrytrannies is the second the game becomes good again
>>582642878Ruining people's day is why I play dota
games getting kinda boring see u guys next year
>>582643758dota wont be around next year
>>582545313what would you pick?
>>582646781LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOMORE COCAINE FOR LORE WRITERSMORE ADDERALL FOR THE VALVE INTERN
>>582646781and by rework of neutral items i mean removal
>>582646781go back
>>582623707n-no i would never disrespect my wife Lina like that I would bang the shit out of Rylai too though
I get no candy. I will never get the cool sword
I don't care about losing or mmr, I really don't. What really makes me wanna end someone's life is gaslighting. Someone plays like absolute dogshit subhuman waste of oxygen and then at minute 45 they pull through with an ultra kill, the same way a decaying cadaver in the morgue can twitch and make you think it's alive. Like oh we're back in the game, but the dude just goes back to jungle with 5 enemies dead, or dies in rosh pit, and then the game continues until minute 60-65 of the same cycle until your inevitable loss.
I'm on an 11 game winstreak in ranked. Dodging the forced 50 agents.
>>582650589Nice, keep climbing king.
>>582650175lole
>>582650175you'll get it bro
>a $10 treasure composed entirely of loading screensexplain this dotards
>>582623707This meanThis is very mean.
>>582653173indians in /d2g/??
>>582653173>indonesian rupee leave this website thirdoid we dont like your kind here
>>582653665this general is infested by thirdies. hence why post quality has been in the gutter for a while
thirdie game thobeit
>>582653665>>582653674yeah we have augar
>>582653173>20 million
I've been awake since 4am
>>582653173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry9g3r6stho
>>582656564i'm so old man
Sex with Hoodwink
itt just a bunch of rotting and stagnating boomers
>>582658213pfft, life is still trending up
>>582658213im 21
ugly bastard hero when
>>582655434Augar is beautiful blonde-haired and blue-eyed. You're probably a smelly chink dog-eater.
>>582663082>Augar is beautiful blonde-haired and blue-eyed.source?
>>582663652All will be revealed, when Augar stream goes live.
>pick Puck (never play puck)>actually dominate>my AM buys back minute 12 and runs down lanes and we loseNot pissed about it tho, now I know I don't choke on Puck.
>>582661952largo
>>582664950Build hydra on puck and get shard. AOE poison.
Dotards?
Never give up!
>>582667849Idk the items you go on are draft dependent and puck needs mobility + spam + self-dispel, shard and hydra don't give you that.
>>582668509She has all that build in though. Orb and phase shift. Go glass cannon, but not dagon because that item is shit now.
>>582669125I'd love to wish you do a glass cannon build against a blink Tusk with Orchid.and with blink Pudge in the game that wait for you to appear on screen with a fed PA that kills you in 2 hits.As I said, draft dependent, you cannot really go full glass cannon in most games.And the hero is kind of pointless right now because you can play Storm Spirit and do everything that Puck does but better, at least talking about pub games. Puck in general is a bad hero for pubs.
>>582668231Moar Lyralei you say? I GOTCHA
>>582669875>>582668231Ranger danger
Isn't WR just a worse hoodwink?
>>582671128I can handle her
>>582650175Just hope the seering stones give you candy. I pray for you anon.
>>582671578Imagine being a fucking squirrel, lmaoAnd not even a humanoid one
As a carrychad, how do I know which fights I should join and which I should avoid?
TWENTY THOUSAND GOOD BOY POINTSSuck it, /d2g/And I even called my team niggers
I've been trying my hand at POS 3 and I'm having trouble balancing last hitting creeps with defense aggro and hitting the enemy. I always play a ranged POS 4/5 so I'm used to just staying back and hitting the enemy while avoiding getting poked by creeps but it's hard when I'm in the melee of the creep wave and I don't want to miss last hits, but I also don't want my support to get beaten to death off to the side (or worse, myself)
How much would I have to pay Valve to make them turn the spirit brothers into sexy kpop spirit sisters?
>>582672606you would need to kill gaben
>>582672606how much would i have to pay for someone to kill you
>>582672314Why censor everything but friend ID?
>>582672218Opportunity cost. Will you get more done not joining the fight? Do you have a major/needed power spike that enables you to fight?- Ult, Talent, Deso, BKB. Odds of your team winning said fight with or without you. You get more from kills than farming but if you're just going to get blown up- who cares.
>>582672391Honestly I have learned to just focus on last hits, kills come if there's the chance for them. Don't get baited by your support if he constantly wants to fight, just join if there's the opportunity for it.
>>582673003Does Gabe not like money or hot women? >>582673103$0? Give it time and I might do it myself.
>>582672218Did you hit your timings? Yes. Can you collect multiple free kills? Yes. If you didn't hit your timings and 4 of people on your team are going to die without your help, you need to join and fight to some small degree while making sure you can escape because apes will flame people who don't join fights altogether and sometimes stop playing the game.How do you know all of this in advance? Experience, play games and fail or succeed. How many games does it take for your game sense to increase depends on your IQ and mentality.
>>582643758praying this is augur
>>582646781>Blake Sextus as a new heroYou realize it's gonna be Bex, right? And all her voice lines will be sassy, ironic black woman commentary.
>>582673771Also I realised you simply have to think for yourself and look at your own replays. You can watch TI stuff or high immortal games (of streamers) but you're not going to learn THAT much aside from some tricks you didn't know or haven't thought about yourself.Because even pros make mistakes in laning and miss creeps all the time, sometimes they make bad calls or fuck up or don't press a button, their decision making also depends on circumstances and you cannot think "once X I need to do Y because the streamer in immortal did it". You simply have to think and then commit to something.because there's way too many variables, I think you learn 90% by doing and 10% by watching or reading other people's stuff.
>tfw no Quintessa GF
>Pick Windranger >Seems like a good Diffusal game>Lose because I lack the farming speed of Maelstrom >Swear I'll never go Diffusal again >Pick Windranger >Seems like a good Diffusal game>Lose Why don't I learn? Mana Burn + Focus Fire feels like it should work in theory but it never does for me.
>>582673875not on your life.
>>582673964Sex with Bex
>>582674570My strategy with Windrunner is I go Maelstrom in 100% of games, because it's necessary. Javelin is just too good. But as the second item, I try to identify if it's a Diffusal game. If it is, Diffusal second. Otherwise, Hydra's Breath second.
>>582672218Accept the space they're creating to get farmed as fuck. I don't think anyone can lose with 800+ GPM.
>>582673237Oh shit
>>582672391the gold for a kill is 4 lane creeps if you get the last hit (which will never happen because your rubick or zeus 4 will save their spell just to ks 100% of the time)if you kill you actually lose gold. play your own game and mute your pos4 so you dont get roped into bad movies
free my niggas negrobook
>>582674570BRUH hahahahahDiffu is a LATE GAME item for a pos4 WROr a 1st pick if they got WKOther than that you should not get it. Blink has more impact with the same cost, and with those 300 gold difference you can get an orb of blight which would be the same damage contribution as manaburn from diffu
>>582674984Thread bully is gonna get you.
>>582675274disperser tho
>>582675412Hahahah catch me if you can>he doesn't know I changed some of those (at least two!) numbers aroundIf the thread bully has enough autism to correctly deduce me by the presented numbers + heroes, I'll gift him a game on Steam
>>582675654IMO is not worth itOnly in turbo if you got your diffu might as well upgrade it then if you saved for BB
I just took a nap and had a short dream that I was playing slark and kept missing all of my pounces. It felt way too real. I was getting anxiety.
Why the fuck are bad players so averse to roshing or torming. It's genuinely driving me crazy having to beg these retards to group and do objectives.
I was editing a PDF and accidentally opened the print dialog box and it crashed my window. Lost all the work I've been doing.I wish I was playing dota right now.
>>582676347>If I jungle, I gain gold which gets me an item>If I torm, I have only a 1/5 chance of getting an item >If I rosh, only my carry or mid gets the aegisSimple. Bad players dont play DOTA as a team game. They play solo. There is no benefit in taking side objectives in their mind.
Maybe they didn't release act 2 because the 5 automatons kinda panned out I mean nobody is using them and they're not really high quality so they are reworking the 5 to come out to make them a bit more worth the buy
>>582676842Devs are just too busy playing War Dogs or Valheim.
>>582676842I like the Oracle and axe ones. The rest aren't great though. I would maybe like them more if they built out the storyline further and did more models for different heros. I do think the "trapped soul in automatons" is kinda cool, even if I clicked through the entire storyline
>>582677043the Axe one has to be the worst one come on man
>>582677151The worst is Bristleback. His immortals already make him look like he's made of metal.
>>582677151it's the only one I got, man, you're saying I look bad??
>>582677151No way dude, the spinning top where you can see the gears and his key is pretty cool and fits his skills well, way better than the naked axe. Worst is morph, then bristle, then legion, then Oracle, axe is the b st
>>582650175>1$Just buy it on the marketplace bro.
>>582677886Do you have any idea how expensive $1 is in the third world? That's like 1/2 of their monthly income
Why isn't Arc Warden played safelane anymore
>>582680873>Read hero abilities
I had a dream that I was standing in line for something, and there was this cute girl who was kind of short next to me. We started talking and hit it off and it turned out she actually played dota 2 and was into the game, she was also a gymnast. I woke up actually feeling excited and happy for the first time in years, my last gf was in 2017, almost a decade. It's insane how dreams can bring out dormant emotions you haven't felt in a decade. I got addicted to dota so thats prob why i stopped talking to women
>>582681860You have us.
>>582681110what ward spot is that
>>582681929th... thanks ;_;
>>582681860women aren't worth it
>>582682698>Covid era rune spotDon't bully Valve. Only 1 intern works on the main website.
>Give me a few minutes guys, I need to farm up a casual drum before I start fighting. The stats are game-changing!
>>582676347Tormentor is often a teamwide GPM loss if you have to bring many heroes and take away your cores' farm time. You are not as clever as you think. It's worth it if your team is nearby anyway, when you do it on the go, but it's not worth it to interrupt everyone's farm to go there.
>>582676347Parivision and Yandex never do tormSince it became more tanky it's not worth the time wasted
>>582684254>>582684986If we're 4-5 people in the torm area though and have a medallion or deso and vision already in the area I think it's crazy not to do it. It's not like my cores are too busy ricing either and it's TI, they're busy trying to feed the enemy fountain and remembering to take a breath before they die
how about that act 2
Just did a rampage with marci
why can't we have someone like yoshi to bully for dota patches
>>582687978Lol icefrog couldn't handle the dota community didnt you niggas tell him stfu and work on the patch when he tried to show you his cat or some shit dota players are more unhinged then deadlock players deadlock players are just trans and horny
>>582687978are they not the same person
>>582687978Icefrog used to post on forums in the early days also
>>582686207Did you even read our posts?>It's worth it if your team is nearby anyway
>>582686207you sound full of yourself shitlow faggot you and your teammates are at the same mmr youre not the mastermind you think you are so shut the fuck up
>>582687978>Icefrog has to deal with unhinged Russians and SEA monkeys >Yoshi only has to deal with discord groomers and trannies
You are not the main character. There are 9 other people who think they are.
I remember a post about techies i saw the other day and they weren’t kidding. The blast off into triple mine combo really is braindead easy to do after you practice it for 5 minutes. Why do retards think you need scripts to pull it off?
>>582687978who the fuck is yoshi
>>582697998Well to be fair a lot of guys are flat out using scripts and maphacks and god knows what else so it's a fair assessment to think that the guy that just manta dodged something or did some combo might be scripting. I think the number last time a cheats ban wave occured was 1 in 10
>>582692685>>582694495Uh oh, mouth breathing cores detected. Don't you have some enemies to be feeding or team mates to be pinging? I'm impressed you know how to type in English though I'll say that
Teamate disrespects me so I >drop items>say I'm done unless you apologize>if he apologizes, I pick them back up and keep playingIf he doesn't say sorry>destroy all my items>start feeding mid>ruin the gameIt's that easy.
>>582701868What a gigachad.
One more meeting left and then DOTA TIMEfcking boring ass day
>>582702269Yep. I set the rules and I run the games. Want mmr? that is 100% on me.
>>582701868based augar
>>582703668To the best of my recollection, I've never broken my items in 5,000 hours of dota.
>>582703483100% on you being on the enemy team, what rank are you I wonder
>>582703856Not him, but people sperge out at any rank. Don't think you're safe in your bracket.
>>582703976At worst I get people being an asshole in chat and even then they are still trying to play, I have thankfully never seen anyone break their items over what they consider a slight against them, must be a behaviour score thing
>>582704320I think destroying your items is an instant -1,000 behavior score and low priority, so they would have to not give a shit about such a big drop and low prio.
My approach works half of the time. >>582701868>>582701868>>582701868I have a bind that types out the message, I press p and it states "Hello, I have dropped my items. Here's what's going to happen. Apologize, or the game will be over and you will lose MMR. It's that simple". I spam it a few times to get the message across, and then most ppl fall in line.
>>582704809>ApologizeFigures
>>582697998some people will bind his R to scroll wheel and that makes it even easier
How is DP? I remember people calling her bad but I had good results with her and she seems to have gotten some minor buffs since then.I feel like people just underestimate this hero because she isn't played at all.
>>582705225we're taking a break bro we got tired of the game waiting for the next patch to shake things up
i abandoned one game like a week ago and that hit to my 12k bh has been hellthe griefing and antagonistic teammates are insane i promise ill stay 12k
>>582706339She's fucking garbage. I will report anyone that picks her.
i just report everyone
holy shit this venge kept swapping people when they were getting beat up
dotards what do i draw
>>582707220Hoodwink!
watch out, augar is spamming the thread again.
boris asked mason to use his ult but mason didnt so boris spam pinged him and called mason a retard
>>582707379cry about it
>>582707220Enchantress in high-heels somehow
>>582708151Just draw her without the deer half. I think she'd look cute with human lower-half.
>>582706419My friend played Beast zoo and I played DP full patch ago and we'd just run down every lane and win in 25 minutes lmao. Though I am sure I would not win as many games if animals knew to buy vessel vs her.
>>582708331>>582708151>>582707875>>582707284>>582707220>>582707204all augar
>>582708331Seen it, though she would presumably be used to walking around with her girl parts on display and could lose the skirt
>>582708331kys
>>582671580drow is the bottom in this relationship though
augar will never be PSG
>>582708491Not even close
boris reported mason for griefing
>>582708506Hot. Feet aren't really... dainty? I'd say. But still sexy.
>>582708586She only does that because WR likes it, you know she could totally control her if she wanted
>>582703668augar could never be this based, augar is on the other side of this exchange
Wow, look at that Luna winrate!
>>582709109hat kid!
>>582709109>>582709185WTF I love Augar now!
>>582708929proof?
>>582709109>starts buying blink after being told to>improvesBased advicetaking improver
Why not just spam undying? Does he stop working at a certain MMR?
>>582709618I can't find the picture of her licking her bellybutton so I guess I have none
>>582708613You fell for my trap and revealed ur the one spamming furry shit. good job man
>>582710908Boring and dishonest
dota mmoit would be so kino
>>582711535I just love Hoodwink. Can you blame me? She's so adorable.When I have a shitty day, I drift away and put her on. 'cause I don't really got shit elseso that shit helps when I'm depressedI even got a tattoo of her name across my chest.
>>582711535If Augar posts Hoodwink he's even more based than I thought
>>582710976>I can't find the picture of her licking her bellybuttonHave some fucking faith in the resident rangerposters
>>582711608For me it's feeling useless after 30 min. It's like I help my team to the finish line but I don't cross it with them.
>>582712187Rangers with candy.
>>582712227his aghs is genuinely overpowered and stays relevent
>>582712187Hey she wasn't licking her bellybutton it was actually just her tummy, what a gyp
>>582668231>>582669875>>582671128Relevant
>>582712414Oi! That's mine!
>>582707220Draw a Drow Ranger drawing a Draw Ranger
>>582712187>wr caught bottominghow do we spin this one bros?
ENOUGH OF THE RANGER POSTING
>>582713046Bro I only have like 45 OC pics left
>>582713234it's not oc if you didn't make it
>>582713578that isnt how oc works
>>582713578It's also not OC if I didn't use an original character
Can you fucks commission east asian artists instead of these dogshit westerners who charge way too much
>>582713009(that was done like half a dozen times already)
>>582713753beggers cant be choosers
>>582713889I know how to draw
>>582713753No. Gonna cry about it?Also maybe yes, who knows. Send me links to cheap impressive east Asian artists
I did like this one, I have no idea who it is but the idea that Windrunner attacked him somehow thinking it was Roshan and then realising it wasn't and running away is amusing
>>582708151Oh my
>>582713963then post artwork
>>582714174this artist is dogshit
>>582714086It's the Dreglord Straghess from Elden Ring, you uncultured casual
>>582714174>almost no furshitthis artist so good
How to trigger d2g>post deerless ench
>>582714174Oh I found this one. There's uncensored version.
>>582714691Huh, I know the artist
>>582714691fizzz fell off so hard and ditched dota
>>582714691Yes I did recall after posting that it had been done because I remember someone asking how a deer would wear high heels, if you also happen to have this one uncensored I would be most appreciative, why I didn't save it when I saw it I have no idea
>>582714876Probably followed the money and started drawing League smut.
>>582715024he always drew from a variety of series and did character pollswhy does this keep happening
This guy is really ruining the entire general with his furry spam. I've been posting here since late 2013 and this is the worst I've ever seen the place. Come on man, please stop ruining the quality of the place.
>>582714970https://files.catbox.moe/0lw2lo.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/fmppae.png
>>582715171No I already have that one I meant the one I posted, there was a version without the top and one without the skirt though it wasn't covering anything, I cannot find it anywhere and I have tried reasonably hard
>>582714970Oh my bad. I can check.
Explain bimbo shit what is the appeal of this shit?
>>582715151>I've been posting here since late 2013LMAO GTFO NEWFAG
>>582715151asking a furry to not ruin any place with their presence is like asking a black person to stop stealing. It’s their nature m8
>>582715509I just don't get it, the guy plays 9 hours a day of dota and somehow also has time to spam dozens of furry porn images all day. I guess it's best to stop giving him attention, because thats what he seems to thrive on.
>>582715690Deerposting was here long before him and it will be here long after too
>>582716021That's not an L
HUGE Deadlock patch tomorrow bros
>>582716021i see hoodwink's ear
>>582716187I know, I was really reaching
>>582716021It wasn't man, people actually talked about the game. You just have no life, no friends, and spam here for attention because you get none in real life. You should take a hard look at yourself.
>>582716507
>>582715428I have mom issues.
>>582716656cute...
>>582716535You don't even play the game
>>582716754Freud was right.
>>582716845Riko's Hoodwink is really cute
>>582717404any porn?
How do I get better at managing Brewmaster ult? Usually I just spam tab and the abilities and pray something happens. Also, his Void Stance is useless due to it requiring you to predict when they'll stun you but almost every CC in this game is instant so it's hard to even predict that'll the less stun time will trigger.
man wtf are yall niggas even posting lock in on dota blast starts in a few hours deadslop is having a massive patch tomorrow a lot of shit you guys could be talking about shit talk about how corny brewmaster/enigma is
>>582717404Too anime furry looking for me
>>582717624It was cool of you to post in-character as Brewmaster because only a truly drunken idiot wouldn't have realised that they removed Void Stance like a year ago
>>582716754More
>>582717624>Void Stance
played a game with treant and he’s literally not even a real hero anymore. You run out of mana so quickly you cant do shit anymore
>>582718096You got the artist's name.
>>582718192Take the AA pill
>>582718216Yeah but you can just post it for me like you did
>>582717965>>582718186>Read about it>They also removed his Void BrewlingBut that shit was useful to kidnap with?
Which hero would you wush to be irlI wish I were Lich so I could use Sacrifice on normalfags and Sinister Gaze on women
>>582718873mason-coded post
Masturbate before posting.
>>582718636Yes but they removed it anyway
dotards, it's time to wake up, we're all playing dota3 now and we're getting a major patch tomorrow.
>offlane wants to trade roles>give him pos 1>he picks slarkYeah, I knew I fucked up right there.
>>582719261mason ia definitely a lifestealer irl kind of guy
>>582716754lina looks tied up here
>>582720260What about here
>>582720579hmm i'm going to have to bring up the james webb telescope to figure that one out
>>582721675Maybe they'll even find your dick while they're at it
>feed huskar and axe 36 kills>wonder why I can't carryNever avoided 4 people so fast.
ded gameded general
>guy queues up mic to cry about me not having mana regen aura on cm at level 2?
>>582719368I'm not playing shitlock mr frog, I hate shooters
>>582727026I hate that they made Deadlock in the first place. How many valve projects have been abandon for a new flavor of the month?
>>582727508dota hasnt been abandoned
>>582727807TF2 and CS2 has.
today i got another arcana (that i will never use) from candyworks. That makes three now.kinda wish i could get the ogre and cm arcana instead
>>582727982tf2 is like 21 years old, how long did you expect valve to support it?
>>582717404that's not the real pic
>>582728292Yikes now that's cringe
>>582728292why is mk mocking korea
>>582728292Why did it take his tail as well
>rubick sf arcana in 1 reroll is actually trueand i actually got both after ignoring the event for so long, that i had enough tickets to just trade, and progress through the train, lots of bag of candies from the oracle too.
>pos 5 invoker>pos 4 pudge (not that bad)I gotta get my behavior score up. I'm tired of losing with these retards.
>pos 5 invoker>he can't use text chat at allYep. I'm done for the day.
>>582727982>CS2 abandoned?https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/711161056325533826
>>582731110A dark willow had more gpm than you, you are actually a braindead furry. Stop posting.
>>582732746mid dark willow. lmao. no shot. forced 50 euthanized this game.
>>582733074ur dumb as fuck dude, should uninstall. scum
>>582735053Not as dumb as the Invoker / Pudge support duo, surely.
>>582735401what mental disorders do u have augar?
>>582735851You have a mental disorder if you can't see that matchmaking is throwing me into impossible-to-win games.
lmao
>>582737713Lol just close the game
>>582737713Tilt queue is very bad and you should be wary of it.
>>582739226I already miss TIWhen are they announcing the next TI?
>enemy mid>od>my mid>svenThanks forced 50 I guess I won a few too many games
>>582739981Careful, /d2g/ doesn't believe in forced 50, even though everyone here has a 50% winrate or close to it.
You know if Ench activated Untouchable at the right time your orgasm would last forever
>>582740038>50% winrateI wish
>>582740209Kill yourself augar. You are such a piece of shit clown. You are single handledly ruining /d2g/ with your furry spam.
>>582740331That's not me, you stupid bitch.
>>582673758>Does Gabe not like money or hot women?You think Steam gets repeatedly sued, because they're TOO greedy?
>>582673964When Bex speaks, we listen.
>>582740331You're not funny you know right, I mean obviously you do because you aren't but maybe you need to hear it from someone else
>>582740417It is, you are only kidding yourself.
>>582740686I don't care. I'm sick of this moron spamming furry porn in this general.
>>582740832ENCHANTRESS IS NOT FURRY, YOU RETARD
>>582741183Um, yeah, it is, retard. Your brain is rotted for being a welfare neet playing 9 hours of dota a day. 2/10 bait
>>582740832Posting Hoodwink is based :)
>>582741660how much do your parents give u per month augar? get a life, theres more to it than spamming furry stuff on 4chan. ur figured out.
>>582741861I'm not Augar, schizo
>>582741442Cry more, pls. It's so sexy.
>post beloved character from dota>retarded schizo thinks you're "augar"
lol you guys need a room to yourself
Thread Bully. Thread Schizo. Thread Goblin. Hoodwink loves you, all the same.
>>582742315They fear Hoodwink
>>582742315So Hoodwink spreads her legs for anyone, I get you
>having to play 1 supports 4 to disgusting animals>pos 4 sniper
>I HATE HOODWINK
>>582742679
DRAIN THE LIFE OF THE FUCKING SQUIRREL
>>582742931She does seems to have a glut of art. I wonder what the count is at. Wish loli pugna got this kind of attention.
>>582742931Kill Hoodwinks
Thread Schizo thinking Enchantress is a furry is still wild to me. Any other time of day, he'd be laughed out of the thread. I mean, you'd call Beastars or BNA furry animes, but something primarily with monster-girls like MonMusu you wouldn't call that a furry anime.
>>582744447Pretty sure it's the thread bully, he's been known to freak out over Ench and Hoodwink
>>582744447What do I have to do to come home to this
Who pulling up on the deadslop update tomorrow
>>582589187>mentions everything except the actual overpowered bullshit that is maledictionbased 2k god
>>582740508
>>582746739why the fuck does this keep happening
>>582746793gachagods rule this website
>>582718636they will NOT make a new voice line for "FOUR OF ME" so it was easier to remove that shit
Still no Dota update. Nice post TI patch, nice content. I guess I'll take my money and buy other dumb shit with it...
bro i have no idea how we won with this legion
>>582744447does this drawfag still draw?
>play greedy as fuck and accomplish nothing>MVPBlessed are the deerbearers
best girl and its not even close
I haven't played in a decade. Is this game still popular?
how do you save those videos on the main website?
where's OUR update dotards
>>582754030this thread doesnt even play anymore and you want an update? selfish
>>582753285it was ever popular?
>>582754030Hoodwink buff patch soon
>>582753285Yes but westerners are too busy playing apex legends and cod so you'll mostly play with Russians who seem to love good games.
>>582753909If you inspect element you can save the webm hidden below though if you wanted Ench covered in goop I have others available
If people itt cared about game popularity they would post more fanart and goon itt 24/7 instead of barely discussing the game
>wake up>no patch
>>582756535Sex with Hoodwink.
>>582759849Yet sadly their union bore no fruit and once the excitement of their forbidden love had faded away they were both left with an emptiness that neither one could fill
>>582759849squirrel_condom.jpg
>>582758365didnt work for lolg
>>582758365no one cares about your fucking dota porn you fucking freak grow up
>>582762334>grow upNo
>>582758850What heroes would he play?
>>582762946DK, LC
Ok what the fuck is this, did they let some retard type out words and this came out
>>582763771its korean
>>582763771WE WUZ KOREANS N SHIET
>>582763771chill daryl
>>582728091You lucky fuck. I only get shit tier 4 candy common items. Fuck your mother bhenchod
will this be another game where 33 doesn't buy blink and having half the impact he couldve possibly had
>>582767520our boy needs another aura patch, the blink instagib meta isnt his jam
i just want to play a game with no leavers holy fuck being in shitter mmr sucks ass (unranked)
>>582730018nice screenshot gramps
this thread needs more Windranger
I want my patch and I want the Great Confluence update and I want IO buffs and a rework for spirits because it's a retarded as fuck spell. Just give me atos as a spell instead or euls but it doesn't disarm and for fuck sake give us more points of interactive offensively and defensively with towers Valve.
>>582669875Your position four, sir
>>582770521Gonna buy the fuck outta this slut
>>582771192sexo
All of you are sleeping on PA waifu
>>582771591Phantom lAncer...
>>582771591Greenish immaterial blurry girl I can't even touch without MKB? NO thank you
>>582771591she covers up too much and is probably bald
best waifu is qop straight up in game soft porn with lingerie sets nnnngghhh
>>582771993why would you wife up a complete whore who is also a sadistic whore
>>5827717571. BLU(just think of blueberry pussy)2. Autistic3. FLAT&FIT4. Quirky5. Why would you need mkb, what are you gonna do hit her
>>582771757>his dick doesn't have true strike
wp peru slayer
>>582772094I once read someone say that getting a girlfriend/wife is like finding a whore you really like and ask them to please stop, and cannot disagree
Ench is objectively the best waifu because she's actually nice to others with a cheery attitude
>>582771871She has visible ponytail in most of her sets? Style of the Fearful Aria Is personal favourite tho
i won too many games i am scared to queue again
>>582772375bald
>>582772106Imagine pushing it in and missingFucking LMAO
>hero waifus>when quintessa exists
all of you are boring, for me it's puck>ackshually xhe is androgynous no, Puck is a cute female.
>>582772575>if i remove hair from her model she is baldTruly remarkable observation
>>582658213its true i am 26 and hate life
>>582772575Why is she wearing make up if she's an assassin devoted to her job
>>582772771the makeup helps her blend in
>>582772894this is why Hoodwink also has make up
>>58265821330 years old neet here, get on my level(god it feels weird writing up an age starting with a 3)
>Another waifu conversationThe literal hell of being Treant Protector's only gooner persists.
*taps the sign*
Why is dota so unpopular on danbooru/pixiv? Barely any cute/slightly lewd arts, its all either low quality slop or low quality porn slop
>>582774623gooners goon too much to care about a complex assfaggot
>>582774623Japanese don't play dota
anal sex with anessixsummoning necrobook to find my cock buried deep in her ass
>>582774623Do you want the deadlock audience in dota? Think about what you're asking.
Powercreep has seriously ruined this game, we are in dire need of a Dota 2 classic™ version. Fuck I really hate how bad Dota has become>j-just download the russian classic client with 5 players and play that!fuck off
>>582775051At this point whatever dilutes the pool enough to have an easy lane russian faggot that doesn’t join a single fight for 30 minutes then dies immediately after he decided that he farmed enough every single fucking game
>>582776314>the russian classic clientNIGGACan you not fucking read? (Of course not, you're a dotard after all...)You can DOWNLOADOFFICIALOLD VERSIONOF DOTA2FROM STEAMDEPOTSDid you get it? It's not a "russian client", you inbred negromongoloid! Steam has a VCS, it's literally a version of dota from 2017 or whatever the fuck year you want.And it will work!
>>582777602Deadlock "fans" don't play the game they just talk about "shipping" and "lore" instead of anything to do with the game
>>582777747ugh its not the same other people have to be forced to play it too...
>>582778072Play with the fucking bots thenAsk Claude to code you some unstoppable humanlike botsYou have NO fucking excuse for your own whiny-ness and incompetence
>>582777747
Pure is the only guy in that 1w team who isnt dogshit and even he is mad inconsistent
I just want good pre 7.00 days where a hero died in half a second, lanes didn’t matter, roaming from min 0 was OP and carry finished farming meant enemies are about to he raped
>>582779887You forgot your pic
Only thing good about pre 7.00 dota was the Real Techies.
>>582780081>peak gameplay of better times is reddit>ccslop and utilityslop isntYeah whatever
>>582779721Even when they were winning tournaments they looked like this. They never have clean wins, they always fuck around in an uncoordinated fashion trying some big brain shit that doesnt work, then after eating shit for 40 minutes one of their cores just decides to carry them to victory in the most dramatic way possible.
>dota classic>has no hoodwinkyeah it was a better time
>>582780516This worked when Bzm and 33 still had impact but in the last few months this magic has gone. Since the 1w contract I guess
>don't think about dota for weeks>remember jugg griefing game 5 for the second year in a rowWhy does he do it?
i never doubted you my prince...
>>582781639This dumb fuck griefs my pubs too
>>582779887>>582780439
>tell myself I'm going to play some dotes>end up just spending the entire day watching pro dotaI'm fucking retarded, this has been happening for like 3 days now.
>>582780516It's because they used to pick some ultra greedy drafts like Alch/Invoker/Doom in the same team and win purely by networth and big spells.
>>582781639>Betting it all on a hero whose ult is 80% RNG
>>582781964me too watching these pro games are relaxing everything seems to be falling in place right since theyre good and communicate it's a nice change of pace from chaotic pubs
Ame holy fuck
23min radi on necro offlane... just like my pubs
>>582782195I wish the AI was better, co-op bot matches could be a lot of fun.
>>582782626openAI bots beat OG
>>582782678>limited draft
the oversaturated blast observer is growing on me, reminds me of source 1
>>582782843i think blast tournaments always do this for some reason
>>582782158Even worse.>hit lotus once>lose game>don't roll stygian when enemy does>lose game
>>582782756So what? Would probably still be insanely good even against goofy new heroes. Restrict thebotst to limited draft, use the full pick for humans
Ame went prime TI10 mode
>>582783047>Restrict thebotst to limited draft, use the full pick for humansbots would get fucking wrecked every timethere was a bunch of other stupid little rules that made up for the ai limitations
>33 tide>bzm emberits over
>>582783271No they wouldn't!For the vast majority of playerbase those bots would still be superhuman.Oh and on those heroes the bots trained on, they would outperform your individual teammates. Read, it's in the openai-V paper.They even tested mixed teams like 2 bots 3 humans and people said that they felt lifelike in their willingness to help/coordination.
>>582783024The neutral item lottery needs to be changed. >Get the correct neutral item and gain a massive power spike >Get the wrong item and you're gimped
bro is euthanizing this game
>>582786450literally was a guaranteed win toohe got radiance at like 25 minutes
>>582786450>zero utility offlanethis is JUST like my pubs
>>582786450he has a blink now
anytime players swap roles willingly i report both for role abuse
Lol Yuma on legion funny stuff
i genuinely cannot grasp my head around the fact that i have to keep pinging roshan to my retarded cores whenever there's no more T2s to push and they wanna go highground. Divine rank btw.
just accidentally bought back haha
>>582789617haha
>>582789617*reports you for griefing*
>>58278961750% win rate actor
>>582789661it was actually an accident i tabbed back in with my mouse over bb
>ame
is death prophet the most useless hero in the game?
it's another cm rushes shard bkb episode
>>582790328*picks cm, rushes shard and farms the safest camps available*
CM is a mid hero now
>>582790273Tempo based hero on this big ass map doesn't go hand to hand
>>582790273chen exists
>>582790273don't know why her ult cd is still that long
>>582790593all the hero does is okay dps for 40 seconds with the ultimate which has like the longest cd in the gameno utility, not even good damage, just does nothing
>>582790463>safest camps availablethat nigga farmed the waves in front of me
what does timber even do
>>582790938yeah, that's an euthanize
>>582789827we won i never died after
>>582791256infinite damage
Yuma is so ass
Their hero innate = game breaking My hero innate = nothing lol. It's just how your hero worksWhy are they balanced like this?
>>582794570they just need more time
>>582794570>facets introduced into the game>multiple heroes get brand new abilities added to their kits>magnus gets nothing cause one facet was how he already worked and the other is intentionally griefing yourself and your team
>>582790328i buy midas before that
>>582795809Hey, at least you still had your hero. Universal Invoker was so bad that I uninstalled the game. >Build your spellcaster like an agility carryThank Gabe they changed that shit back.
They should add facets again
>>582797406why tho
dead general, dead game
what happens after dota dies
>>582801612idk but i cant wait to be completely out of my fucking mind in like 2070 so i can yell at the cute nursing home chicks about gyrocopter being missing and needing to save for buyback and shit
>>582802378>here sir, please take a mouthful of soup, it's for your own good>OOH YAAA LOOK AT IT GO
Btw when will controlslop meta end and we can go back to playing a fun game? Does anybody know can someone ping me
Why can't I watch the games in the client?
midone was good in like 2019 idk why he keeps getting into t1 teams
who's the cutie in green
What did they mean by this
>>582806776don't know why extremely powerful disables like this and hex have 5 billion cast rangeabyssal was deemed aids tier because it had a 500 range disable
>>582801612I don't think it will ever die honestly. The community would keep it alive somehow.
>>582806987abyssal pierces bkb
>>582804692Connections like everything in this kingdom
Little forest hike.What did (You) do today, /d2g/?
>>582809215Biking and weight lifting didn't go to hard today tho but you went crazy what you're post hike meal gonna be
>>582809559Hot wings.
>>582809718That's it lol was expecting something more
>>582809883It was a considerable amount. Too much, in fact. My eyes were bigger than my stomach.
>do well on every lane and make good rotations>now I get the street cred to make simple calls (eg not dive hg at 20 mins)>win every gameThat simple.
>>582809215I'm hungover and my day is ruined, getting back into the gym/exercise tmrw. The better shape ur in actually increases ur mmr btw its proven
Also when I play Pango people start legit swearing, this hero tilts enemies so much ahhahha.
>>582809215Shit post on /v/ while being paid
Lock in
wheres mason
why are rubick pickers always the most insufferable cunts in the game
>>582809215Cry myself out like a little bitch. I miss my ex. I'm so lonely. I have no one.
Sup bros, i want degen coomer luna setDont want to gamble for itWant to trade for ithttps://steamcommunity.com/id/spacecomrad/I know its gift only, but i trust my /d2g/ autists.
>>582815045only constant
>>582816832thank you, made me smile
>>582814885Mid or support? Mid ones just have the typical mid/carry syndrome. Supp ones generally are fine in my experience.
>>582817468found the rubick spamming suppcuck
>>582817468both, it rarely ever matters. i swear theyre always the first people to just start pinging respawns and mantles the moment a single pretend thing goes wrong all while sitting afk in the trees and stealing kills with fade bolt and/or watching you die
>>582815045While you are crying she's riding another man cock think about that before you think about crying again
lol looking at that new deadslop update man i cant believe niggas dont find that shit corny
>>582817737More like pos1/2 players reinforce how insufferable they are more than other roles.>>582817840Guess that's not overly surprising, playing a character that can use opponents spell probably inflates their ego.
>rat heroDeadlock, I will now play your game.
>there used to be 4 outposts on the mapHow clowny was game back then kek.
this next dota update better be good lol
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