You will not get a major patchhttps://www.dota2.com/patches/7.41f>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>582545313
First for hoodwink!
First for Mason shakin' they ass
nerf hoodwink
Diretide+Act II status?
>>582819659December nigga after seeing what deadslop got you should be even happy we are getting an act 2 at all
ALLOW ME TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SCEPTERS!!!>I WANT TO HAVE CATACLYSM!>I WANT TO HAVE MINI TORNADOES!>I WANT TO HAVE VECTOR ICE WALL!ALLOW TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SHARDS!!!>I WANT TO HAVE SUNSTRIKE FORGE SPIRITS!>I WANT TO HAVE EMP PULL AND BURN!>I WANT TO HAVE RADIANCE GHOST WALK!LET ME BUY NOTHING BUT AGHANIM!LET ME BE THE ARSENAL MAGUS!!!
>>582820018Sure, can't wait to get more of you Invokers in game for easy MMR since you can't lane for shit.
mason will stream tomorrow
>>582819881I can't believe our game died, and for what? A dogshit tf2 clone that's dead on arrival?
if anyone wants to join my deadslop lobby for a few games lobby code STCY9>>582820985wcyd i dont think the game is very good
>>582822452wrong thread
VOTE FOR RAT KING
>>582824270what is this
>>582819286jakiro the twin headed dragon is cool.
>>582824270https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/694273194214819790https://www.playdeadlock.com/cityneversleeps
>>582824270>>582824776this is a dota2 thread
fucking chicken scratchers
>>582824930I know, I was just answering his question.
>>582824776i don't play this game
>>582824930lol most you niggas dont even talk about dota lets be real here
Don't fucking care about deadflop 2. They are already recycling hero designs.
>>582825079i dont think you really understand
ah ok so now after taking a month long rest they might start working on Act 2if they feel like it. not like anyone is rushing them.
>>582825935go back and relisten to the story from act1 show valve you care
>>582826279I already did that m8.Im probably the only fucker that cares about dota 2 as a whole.
>>582826443i find that hard to believe
>>582819286When are we getting another Ice support, bros
>>582826443it's the #2 game on Steam lil' gup, chill out.
>>582828031that means fuck all if its 1/2 bots and valve doesnt give a shit.>>582826928kill yourself nigger. I have 10k hours in this game and know all the lore, almost every hero by memory
>>582828573Most of CS players are bots farming armory pass. And there's a lot because it's actually worth money.
>>582827689how many of those AA games are you trying to play him like a core with the chilling touch build
>>582828573ok slacks
>>582830392Slacks is happy with the current state of the game and valveim not.
>>582830532yeah cause slacks cares and you just want to cry
daily reminder that you are at the mmr you belong
Buff Hoodwink
>>582831426You're late.
>>582825935lmao you got till december so wait valve is so nasty but people love to ride them so wcyd
what if we had famous actors do special skinslike for example Ryan Gosling as Invokeror Whopi Goldberg as hoodwink
>>582831207but my mmr swings wildly
>>582831561debra wilson persona for marci
i can't remember the last time i interacted with the Arcade tab in the dota client to see what the customs games scene looks like right now and it must've been years cause i was shocked by the amount of AI slop map thumbnails over there.
>>582832456>582832456its really sad, custom games were my jam
>>582832456I only played pudge wars before 7.00, and haven't touched the arcade since I came back.
what the hell is all this mobile game bullshit they're making me click through after every game
>>582834214also please tell me that anyone ANYONE other than me will buy some fucking wards once I unlock ranked
>>582834647>he doesn't know
>>582834804absolutely baffled by the fact that someone can pick hard support and not buy a single ward. I'm mostly playing bounty hunter so it really pisses me off.
did deadlock winned
Slowest the general has ever been.
>>582837060dumb frog
>>582837240um, rude
>>582838820kys
>>582836621it set a new PR and it's in the middle of a tuesday.
>>582842258>wtf man
internet went down and got my sixth abandon in 5000 matches. thankfully no leaver pool, just 20 min que penalty. we were 14k gold behind so better dc that game than some where we would be 14k ahead.
>>582845160why not just use your phone data to play the rest of the match?
>>582837060we already know why everyone is on deadlock for a bit
>>582820985I hate shooters... Guess its time to go back to playing RTS for me.
Very dead thread, hopefully patch this week
>>582847080comms ban already happen in dota.
Oh sweet golly gee willikers, if Valve has put this much effort into Deadlock, then surely the next update for Dota is going to be super duper :D
is mason okay
>>582850235He lost his bet didn't he, someone said they were going to put a contract out on him, must have been telling the truth
>>582850223
>>582850758it looks like he actually paid people back. In my opinion, he didn't take it seriously enough.
>>582851039isn't dota all he has nowi feel he did take it seriously from start to end, but couldn't beat the challenge due to several factors includibg luck and himself
sex with hoodwink
>>582851039Well maybe the guy bet for him to win, I don't know what he was offering exactly
sex with mason
>>582837060Sorry. Augar here. I've been gone all day. Volunteered at the animal shelter for a few hours and then had college after. I'm back now.
>>582851321yeah, behind masons persona theres a depressed, bitter, resentful human being that knows all he has is streaming this game that he peaked in over a decade ago and hes 35 living at home w/his mom streaming in a dark room. he could easily do something else, theres always time for a plan b, 35 is about the half-way point, theres tons of people that go back to school or change careers at that age, but hes incredibly egotistical and set in his ways. he didnt even get invited to arteezys wedding, all the old eg teamates did except him. ppd didnt either too but hes a dickhole
>>582851915thats great man, a lot better than playing dota all day and spamming here. im being serious btw, good for you man, good luck in ur studies
>>582846234Not him, but that's what I did. Used my phone as mobile hotspot. Had to play with 300 ping but it made me last long enough until regular internet kicked on.
Well, at least it was over quick.
Users to watch out for: The Thread Goblin. He eats over 12 cheeseburgers a day, hates health, fitness, and especially hates windrunner. Watch out for this nasty goblin, hes here, and hes lurking. A disgusting human.
>>582855641Insane, thanks for letting me know.
>>582855641wtf really?
>>582855641Is this real?
>>582855641where did you find this image of me?
>win 5 in a row>lose 6 in a rowPoetry. Thank you, based matchmaker.
Thread goblin here, literally nothing valve could do for dota at this point could match today's deadlock update. They could release Act 2 and 7.42 at the same time and it would literally be so minuscule in comparison.
>>582846234... oh yeah. I haven't shared my phone internet to computer in 10 years at least and only ever done so wirelessly. I have no idea if I would have had neccesary things on hand. Theres no wifi on my motherboard, I know you can somehow share it with usb but in those 5 minutes no idea if I could've made it happen.But for real I have to figure out how to so I will never get my 7th abandon.
>>582859110wait its literally plug and play type stuff I assumed I need some sort off get-the-internet-into-my-puter software. 30 years spent sitting in front of glowing screen and still can't do the basics part 609.
>>582859110>>582859683i wish i had a cute anime gf
augar is talking and replying to himself again, watch out
>>5828590788.00 in act 2
>last 4 games have been losses under 30 minrough day. Not enough impact I guess.
*gulp*
Jollakin äitillä oli semmonen rahtifillari (en tiiä mikä vittu semmosen nimi nyt on) mutta joka tapauksessa vähä samanlainen ku posti pateilla on, mutta sillä oli sen kaks lasta kyydissä siellä. Tavallaan aika fiksua jos pitää kuljettaa useampaa lasta, mutta mitähän laki lienee mieltä lasten kuljettamisesta tollee. Jotenkin tuntuis äkkiseltään että sanomista tulee.
I haven't had a competent team for the last 8 matches. GG.
>>582858026
Why does Linas kit potentially temporarily give her 80% magic res wtf are you up to dotards
nobody tell him about bkb
ehhh one more game, that last one was pretty close.
We will never get another update
>>582867754New forced 50 research has proven that queue types reset each week, be careful when considering playing ranked this week.
>>582868085Makes sense. I won a bunch of games in a row last week. now this.
nyx is very imba
lol gamerlegion really got yuma after looking at how ass he looked on playtime last tournament that nigga is still living off that gyro comeback game its insane
INSANITY. I'm gonna be stuck at this fucking rank forever.
>>582871326Astrologers proclaim week of guaranteed loss!
stil lol'ing at the fact that valve shadow dropped source 2 in 2014 by releasing a map editor for dota with no prior announcements
>>582871326you have to retire the luna
>1 more single draft win before I'm free again Allah help me
>>582466416ez 6 winstreak to legend 3maybe i reach ancient earlier than plannedbut idk how much more games of omni i can spam kek
>>582875707>omniqrd, is he good or something?
>>582875842going underrated right now
>>582875842heavily matchup dependend, but if they have a physical damage carry like pa, slardar or smth he counters them hard and turns them into non factorshe isnt a lane dominator, which i had to adjust to because i am used to playing undying, but being able to give a bkb to a teammate and basically turning physical cores into 0dmg is pretty nicei also love using the bkb ability on myself and tping out
>>582876028>i also love using the bkb ability on myself and tping outI guess that explains low deaths you haveI might try it thanks
cucklock update flopped badly, it's time valve comes back to us, their favorite child.
>>582876214it are different dev teams and they have a update in pipeline for usits not even a year since the last hero. i would expect in q2 or q3 of 2027 a new hero
>>582876316lol new heroes are cool but we need a update that is worth getting rid of facets for
lol topson stack vs BB in a hour who yall got
>>582876316I actually want a new map sir, smaller than this one, like the old one would work, also I wouldn't mind an engine update and new models for the old characters, witch doctor without hats still looks like a playstation 2 asset
>>582876773did topson play vs bb during ti?
>>582877076Nope
>>582876316>it are different dev teams and they have a update in pipeline for uscopium lolvolvo devs only work on what's exciting for them and it's not surprising that old games get, well, old after a whilealso legacy codebases in general are a painalso clownfall was not super well received in general, so that kills off their momentum, as opposed to deadlock with the hero votes etc and a lot of community interactionnot to mention that dota in NA is completely dead and for volvo devs it's not so fun to interact exclusively with russians
Anime crossover will save Na dota
>>582851976Rtz likes mason but mason's reputation is so bad that he cannot be associated with him.
>>582877626>not to mention that dota in NA is completely dead and for volvo devs it's not so fun to interact exclusively with russiansi thought valve even has a office with employees in russia?
Almost half a year sober and not regretting it
>>582877823definitely first time I hear of thatit's like 300 people, I highly doubt it
guys, streamers are not your friends, I know it's hard to accept it, but they don't care about you and you shouldn't care about them.
>>582877963Thank you wise /d2g/ anon
>>582877869tell us the gacha you've been playing, or some other worse game, Im sure
if any valve devs see this, please reply with information if you or any of your "co-developers" admit to or have openly shared their wearing of "programming socks"
Valve insider hereInsider out
Insider?I hardly know 'er!
Lol ceb can't stay away from dota
>>582825023Z
gpk is on break so save can play carry muerta mid
how does topson un-retire and join this fucking shit roster?
>>582882345I doubt he cares he just wants to play and get pay
where's our update bros...
>>582883252dead and locked away
>>582883252>2 weeks since the last one
>wake up>no patch
>>582877626>also clownfall was not super well received in generalwhat?you are making shit up
>>582835362it's annoying when it happens, but at least observers are free, which also means you can ward what you want/need as a coreunc here remembers when they cost gold
>>582884051I mean obviously people gonna play, I meant like community feedback was basically "oh more cavern crawl and the skins are all pretty shit" and that's about itI still play daily to get some candy for the shop, but it's not like the event was super exciting or anything
>>582883252December
>>582851915aren't you an unc? whatchu doin in college? I'm an old bum contemplating going back to it
>>582882345Perfect team for him natsumi and skem are the scapegoats if it fails
>>582884380this if it goes wrong redditors will be quick to blame the CIS 3 + 4 of the pinoy safelanethis is the perfect move for topson because he can just fuck around and will run this team into the ground and his reputation will come out unscathed
I don't know why pros insist with Timber 3 the hero has been nerfed too many times in a row no it just doesn't look as good as it did in the past
>>582884242that wasnt the feedback i got, people liked it and that is why they played
>>582885139I still feel like he's a bullshit hero.
>deadlock got a rat hero before usit's never been more over
topgod bullying them slavs with the greek god
>>582885139Timber is super strong if you can dominate in the lane, which is kinda easy considering how much pure damage he does
>>582877869Wait it's been six months since april already? fuck me
>>582884217now that I think about it there's something worse than supports not buying wards, and it's them buying them and not placing themnow they are out of stock and you cant place them yourself
>>582888617winter is coming
Is there any particular method to go about blocking jungle camps so 4k hero damage tranimal is forced out of bottom/top 4 camps?
>>582889283surely there's some youtube guide
Beast has been really nerfed hard huh, after 20 nerf patches in a row it seems everyone has stopped playing him.
>>582889769they removed his facets and he got nothing unlike most heroes
>>582836621
Lycan Tiny will never be not good
>>582892219it's probably worse now when you don't have infinite tree attacks
>>582892616Yeah obviously but it's still awesomeMaybe Lycan Naix is stronger now
>>582892219>bkb tps out
>>582892939*bashes you*
>>582893087>be you>bash doesn't proc after 5 hits>why doesn't it proc MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>late game pl>no abyssalthis natsumi guy is trying too hard to throw
bro what is happening in this tourna why are there pauses every freaking 5 mins so boring
>>582893820teamspeak is broken or something
ANOTHER FUCKING PAUSE OH MY GOD BRUH JUST FKING PLAY WITHOUT MIC HOLY SHIT
These pauses into smokes are odd
Worst tourney OAT fuck this garbage stream fuck this match in particular
pausekino
Dude Natsumi is so bad he cant even close out this game
>RAPE-ierwtf valve
hopefully PL gets nerfed now that pros realized he's broken
>>582895995nah bro we dont need frequent balance patches, youll have to wait until december for new minigames and a few lines of dialogue
>>582824270Fuck Rat King. Vote Baba
THIS FUCKING PL WON'T BUY ABYSSAL
get fucked og lmao
well that's the one way bb could win
one of the most deserved losses I've seen
KWABOTY FUCK OG FUCK OG FUCK OG FUCK OG
>what do I against fully hasted, bkb targets?>don't buy bash of coursejust kick this guy already I've seen enough
>3 enemy cores without bb>lets wait 5 minutes for rosh insteadGet fucked OG
Its funny how halberd should be the item for that kind of situation, but bkb makes it a completely worthless and gives it no real niche.
>>582897434well it would just be broken otherwise
>>582897506no one even bought it before it got nerfed
>>582897506>bkb invalidating a majority of spells is fine>a disarm? completely broken
>>582897506Thats the problem, it has no niche. Other disabling items are useful against supports, but halberd is a right clicking counter item that loses to the go-to defensive item for 90% or right clickers.
losing with megas for extra embarrassment
>>582897671it never worked on bkb, it just wasn't dispelled by bkb.
Natalie is so cute...
>>582897672it was
qrd of game? why are dotards hating on OG?I'm currently at work please
>>582898638they got throned after having huge lead with mega creeps
does anyone have the Luna oc where she's taking a selfie while getting knotted?I need it for reasons
dead thread
>>582898957You can't post that one it gets you banned
>>582851915>Sex with hoodwink>Volunteered at the animal shelterDead god...
>>582855641WTF I DONT HATE WINDWAIFUTHIS IS SLANDER
Windranger mentioned
Sex with Hoodwink
Guys... I'm in love with Natalie..
>>582910415who?
>>582910628the host
Lyralei mentioned!
>>582908864apologize to him then he will give you candy
>>582910628nat tea
lol navi is such a fraud ass team that tier 2 tournament had them believing they were actually good
>>582911721yeah feels like they just got opponents playing badly
>>582911080who is this qt?
>>582913114The same grill as
>>582913708wow man, very helpful. im guessing they're AI images?
>>582913708and this naga right here>>582913770milkywaysf on russian telegram
Remember when dota... used to be FUN?
>>582914783that's a report
>>582914783yea manlifestealer, wisely choosing which tree to cut to jungle?furion, microing with treants so they could tank the neutrals?lycan, taking a stroll with his canine companions?all me btw
>>58291488710 min radiance in that time was insane, you could win the game just by moving back into a lane, or farm up an orchid and solo win every game.
>>582915720yep, jungling was a fun mini-game. i'd always screw it up with my lycan wolves and one would die while i tried to agro-swap w/it like furion trees. even jungle bloodseeker was kind of fun, you would get health on the kill from bloodrage and stuff.
>>582914783what do you mean used to be?
urn fucking sucks on bh idk why it's on the build guide I'm using
Ame is really good atm it's too bad he's stuck in perfect world shitlow
>>582915723how is this good design
>>582917123he needs to groom new chink players he can actually rely on
>>582859110>>582859683*kisses you*
why does dragon form dragon tail have a projectiledoes he shoot his tail like a rocket or something
my nagas
>>582921662qrd?
>>582921662>its realholy fuck nobody told artour it was just an ad?
>>582921662he has no idea what he is really doing
Is disperser a meme item? It seems completely garbage on Pango for example. I never went for it despite going for Diffusal first item since there is almost always someone whose mana I want burned and it's a decent item in general.I guess the point of it is if you don't get rooted (you have shard for that) but instead get silenced and you don't wanna get bkb or something.
>>582921662lmfao good riddance
>>582921662I guess Dove needs a new car.
>>582925186mostly just a lategame upgrade for diffusalcan be useful as agi dps item if you really need dispel
>>582926051Yeah and I guess dispel is nice for situations where you need a dispel but don't wanna commit a BKB or don't have BKB up.
>>582926573i think it was just added because it sucked for diffusal buyers when you're starting getting close to being 6-slotted i think it's intentionally overpriced too, so rarely worth getting on it's own but good for lategame upgradesame thing with bloodthorn
why is xg struggling with a random unknown t3 team?
>>582927616saving strats for ti 2027
>sent into LP againAnd I bet it's because the game where I stopped warding in a game where the pos2, pos3 and pos4 all fed like retards, fucked off in the jungle and we lost every T1 & T2 before 20 minutes. One of them, at least
>>582927404Aura
>>582884379I have a degree is sociology and was working on my degree in psychology but it's not really the career field for me and I kinda wanted to switch up to get into one of the tech fields.
>>582929114so what are you doing now?
>>582929242I used to do a bunch of graphic design, not so much since AI happened. I have one job for sure coming up but nothing after it. but what can you do
havent worked in 2.5 years, have like 20k left and then its over... mcdonalds wont even hire if you dont speak spanish. there needs to be a career for dota players
350 mmr in 2 days (low rank confidence), only 1 loss, all victories MVP let's go boys.
>>582932551same anon, same...
>>582932551pull a rtz >>582921662
>>582933006Good for you. I'm just bouncing between legend 3 and 4.
>>582934294"The success rate for day trading is extremely low, with academic and regulatory studies showing that only about 1% to 5% of retail day traders are consistently profitable over the long term". I doubt arteezy is using his own money, the platform gives him a certain amount of cash. No different from gambling streamers who ruin peoples lives. The streamers get all their losses back as well.
hey wait a minute, I recognize this name.
>>582934712>beep beep
>>582935135I should learn pango. You play him mid?
why didnt waga or gorgc make it pro?
>>582935704Yea.
>>582937246waga was pro late dota 1 and early dota 2
two twos my word crodie if mason doesnt come back and start streaming on some real shit im finna crash out icant lie
>>582937246Waga smurfs at low immortal queues for clip highlights
>>582934774mason lied
what if hoodwink was removed
>>582940447Betboom and 1W would become tier 2 teams
>carry is free farming for the first 20 minutes>9k networth minute 20Holy shit man, this happens so often, these imbeciles cannot hit creeps.
>>582941181But when I look at the enemy pos 1 they have a different item fully built every time they come into vision>oh PA just has a BF>oh PA has a deso now>oh PA has a BKB now>oh PA has an Abyssal now>oh PA has a SatanicI guess that's what 800GPM does.
>>582941181There’s a highest chance a coretranny will reply to your post saying it’s because you didn’t stack triangle or other camps for them but the truth of the matter is that AFK farming comes down to whether the core knows good farming patterns or not. There’s too many retards who think jungling has no nuances beyond going from camp to camp
>>582942648Nah man I had plenty of carries do their job today, I am fine with loss that comes because of something less stupid but zero farm then getting caught in stupid positions while never linking up takes the cake, plus an offlaner that dies because he has no awareness of possible dangers.I think I've not been caught on a wave in the last 50 games despite playing fucking NP. I legit have max 4 deaths in every normal game. And almost every death I have is in a teamfight.
why do pro players forget items in rosh pit so often
>>582943592>that dies because he has no awareness of possible dangers.Then proceeds to blame everyone else and spams the chat. God people are so low IQ.
MMR in 2015: 4825MMR in 2026: 2100Yeah, this is not my fault. You can't even solo carry anymore. I'd farm up a linkens e-blade back in the day on morph and 1-shot supports. This game is just brawling like heroes of the storm. no strategy other than farm and teamfight.
>>582941181>not playing pos1 in pisslow>expecting to winshiggy.
Also I realised that almost all of the players you play with are fucking bad in 90% of the games, it's just that when you secure the game and you're ahead and win, people just look better since they are playing from advantage while the enemy is playing at a disadvantage. There are about 5% of the games where you get carried, 5% of the games where nothing you do matters (these 5% are the ones which piss people off). I am sure 90% of the games are winnable you're the good constant. .
>>582944039non russian humans have moved on to deadlocked
>>582944039u r n00b.t. 5.5k mmr before ranks existed, quit for 7 years, and now 6.5k mmr.
>>582944187I win all the time, I think I play way above my rank. Some kind of evening slip in the mood so I am thinking about the defeat too much. Smartly I decided to not queue another and I'll calmly eat, chill and go to sleep.
>>582944246makes sense, every time i watch an english streamer they're playing with russians>>582944331wow bro ur soooo good bet i could easily 1v1 u tho ive got legit muscle memory
>>582944432Also I think pos 2 has the easiest time ranking up. You are basically solo laning since no supports are tping or making rotations. You dunk on the enemy, hopefully get rune and make rotations, then make even more rotations by gating or yet another tp if possible.What can carry do. Pray for a good lane/matchup and then try to hit creeps, in a bad game you will have to dodge smokes, ganks and map pressure. I don't think carries have it easier but if you persuade me I might switch roels.
>>582944651honestly the role your best at is best for you, but if you're competent enough at all of them and not some standout player in a specific role then pos1 is easiest because the likelihood your pos1 is a drooling retard that doesn't know how to farm and when to stop farming or how to itemize is very high. eventually you'll reach a rank where you can't get solo kills on pango and clean up the entire team in every fight, and your pos1 will be farming small camps while you're sieging high ground so the space you're creating is being wasted and the damage you're soaking in fights is not being utilized to safely return damage.
>>582944651>>582945217and my evidence is the furry retard that has been spamming the thread. >>582871326just look at this fucking loser who doesn't farm and feeds and flames because he's an unironic carrytranny and he also itemizes like shit.
Threads are gonna last a week at this rate, not looking good. Time to let dota go.
Update waiting room
>>582945580Lol start that in December
>>582945858uhm halloween season starts tomorrow, diretide is coming
>>582945217Yeah, on top of what you said my problem is that often times when we have a free Rosh, I cannot secure it, I call it in comms and hope the carry listens. Most drafts cannot do Rosh quickly enough without a carry. It slows the games down. But to be fair in many games people do listen to me. I think most people are not arrogant or even stupid, they just don't think about the game. They don't want to put in the effort (but they will cry if things go wrong). I only win this much because people legit listen to comms if someone is making them, and I avoid microing people, just the general comms win me enough.I might try pos 1 with a friend who I sometimes play with but I'll probably be a bit average for a dozen games. You're probably right though. I'll give it a shot. I watched a lot of RTZ's streams anyways and I learned a lot simply by watching his movements.There's also some carry heroes I know how to play already like Clinkz/NP since I played them mid.
I won a game :D
fuuuuuuck premades. Fuck premades. Fuck all these useless retarded niggers.
I will go to bed now.I expect a patch when I>wake up
>>582945396THREAD BULLY, LEAVE!
@grokAnalyze this game.
>>582948185that lifestealer had a 23 min radiance id drop my items. the necro also has a 23 min radiance. what a trench game
>>582948185What would have actually changed itNot “farm better.” You already had 186 CS. The misses were:Abandon Radiance the moment the lane is lost and the graph ticks yellow. Armlet + Phase and start taking the fights Necro/Ringmaster won space for.Play with your offlane after 10, not away from them. Your only winning lane was bot. LS Infest on Ringmaster or Necro is how that lineup stays in the game.BKB or Basher before luxury. Rage is not a substitute when OD can lock you and CM/Snap dump on the rest of the team.Shaman cannot die 8 times in lane. If he is that far gone, you pull the lane back, jungle the triangle, and give up the tower on purpose instead of letting WK snowball for free.The honest read: Radiant had the better fight draft and won the important lane. Dire then built two 23-minute Radiances in a game that ended at 29. You personally didn’t throw kills — you threw presence. A Lifestealer with 0 assists and 2.7k damage is why a “lost lane” becomes a 29-minute GG.
I fear that the lack of patches will effect the Dota 2 ERP scene...
>>582948185>Dire keep getting kill botlane but at the cost of necro every time>Eventually he spergs out and go afk farming but is too retarded to not get ganked again and again>Sniper lose mid (you, unless you're ringmaster) but without being a retard about it and gank top>top needed it because SS tried to manfight snapfire and lost. LS farmed like shit but still went for radiance>By 15 minutes all your cores are afk jungling, but it doesn't stop SS from dying like a shitter again and againHow did i do?
>>582948679Thanks chatgpt
Very quiet general.
>>582949086Seems accurate. I don't think anyone on dire actually wanted to play dota. Except Ringmaster.
>>582949280That was grok.
If the thread bully is the guy who shares good high MMR advice if you're not a tranny then he is based.
>>582949669The thread bully is anyone who disagrees with aug*r or gives him feedback.
>>582949669"just farm more" is not exactly my definition of good advice.
>hurr durrr Im a sniper playing with gondar and mirana>enemy has no passives that need breaking>what should I buy... I know, I'll rush SHADOW BLADE! It makes me invisible!How are these people in immortal I don't get it like this is some new player type shit buying exactly same items every game no matter what.and yes somehow we won and it had nothing to do with the shadowbalde safelane sniper and everything to do with enemy mid invoker knowing 3 spells. which begs to question how is he in immortal?
>ask chatgpt something about skill build on TB >get an actual answer that makes senseI was expecting slop.
should i be having less gold than the hard support if i play tusk support? i feel like i am much more useful just following people around instead of farming after getting blink and/or eul, but every single time I have much less gold than the usual hard support
>I'm so glad I wasted my life playing dota *beeeeeppppp* *heart monitor flatlines**dies*
>>582951091wow
dead ahh thread
well dotards I was laid off today
>>582952695welcome to the club
>>582952695what field? im in engineering adn theres fucking nothing unless you're a senior. its fucked man
Save me, Grok.
>>582953583lets see if you actually listen for once!
>>582953214telecomm, but it's looking rough
>>582916372slop
>>582916372Right is a good mindset, but can you even play dota on a mac? Oh, he's watching replays or studying his games.
>>582916372this has always been true, it's one of dota's golden rule, dota is a self-improvement chad game, it's meant for people with discipline
>>582951091why does he have 3 arms
>>582916372>>582955087he isn't even looking at the monitor or laptop screen, he's looking above the laptop
>>582955174you guys don't have three arms? how do you micro or play invoker?
>>582955416there is a projection of the screen on the wall
>>582955809I wish I had three arms so I could play dota while jerking off to hoodwink or mireska
>>582955898S tier post, really should have seen that coming
>ATF posts AI image of choked skiter: "Sneyking next"
game cant be that dead
>>582837060We're all playing Deadlock now
>>582957114based.
>>582957114Tried deadlock like 3 years ago or whenver with a few buddies and we all played under 10 hours, valve really flopped that one.
>>582957114but when i leave a lobby code nobody joins
>>582959183hehe
>>582961472how is this not considered cheating anyway
How can we save him?
>>582963898save him from what. He's at the mmr he belongs
>>582963898Hopefully he kills himself.
>>582963898Mercy kill him. Not mercy for him but for his poor raped dog.
>>582963898Listen to what that AI said and stop playing luna nad lifestealer and those other heroes. ignore the people hating on u because they never post their games. if you want to get better you have to ACTUALLY TRY to improve, dota is a skill like anything else.
>>582948185>lost lane to wk and snap with free BKB free sustain and le funi goblin of infinite CChow the fuckfurries really are built different
>>582964526Wand instead of literally any other item. Would it even get charges in that lane?
grabbing some beer at the store what do u guys want? gonna get buzzed n play dota
>>582965514Fuck i wish i could do that. i'm 10 years sober.
>>582964926I guess you'd get a refund of 15 health every time snap blows your shit smoove off lmaoJust buy gauntlets little bro its free lane win>>582965514Get me a yuengling and some cheetos thanks
>dark-colored pantiesIs WR a slut?
>>582965514i forgot to buy beer when i was out earlier, ill just bum one of yours if thats ok
>>582963898He never gives up and that makes him based
>>582965514a 4pk of the -196 lemon pls
should i study geology... i have a CS degree but its fucking worthless now. i figure I can study this so my parents get off my back, i just wanna be a college kid and play dota again in between classes. indians took all the jobs and i hate computers now other than dota, would be cool to go out and take samples and stuff of rocks and minerals. a real life tiny
>>582973657no one is gonna pay you to study rocks you idiot
11 game loss streak
>>582973742my parents are rich, idiot.
>>582974182You might as well run undying pos 1
>>582974224holy based
>>582974224and? your parents arent gonna to pay for your career
>>582974264This team did WK pos 1. That might be the way. The game went over 70 min though. So maybe not.
>>582974303to study, yeah. dont shitft goalposts. better than u at dota 2 noob LOL
>>582974182how did you lose that game
>>582974360you're a loser trying to choose between rocks and a cuck spot
>>582974502Forced 50. Also WK with almost 1,000 GPM dude.
>forced 50 cope againanything but improving huh
>>582974182You're in the loss queue, don't spam ranked
>>582974550ur a bitter person
>>582975493not really you started the petty insults
>>582975849nuh uh, you called me an idiot first
i never had sex in my life
>>582976420>>582975849Get a room
>>582973657why not just get a part-time job?same time commitment, but you make money instead of spending it.
>>582977248eh it's overrated unless the girl is really really hot
>>582977562I'm above part time jobsI deserve jobs that pay me 100k minimum while requiring me to do nothing
>>582975301he is the agent.
lmao deranked to legend 3. Game had another smurf in it with almost 1,000 GPM.Loss queue sucks.
>>582978506Don't play ranked when you're in the loss queue.
>>582978628I just played two games to test the water. I'm done for today.
>>582978506holy fuaaaarkyou should set yourself a loss limitif you lose 2 games in a day, just quit for today and play again tomorrow
>>582977562no one is hiring anywhere unless u have family or are an indian
>>582979037Well I'm supposed to stop playing ranked if I lose 2 games in a row, or lose 2 out of 3. But it's hard sometimes to stop playing. I'll start queuing turbo or some other shit probably if it happens again.
>>582979646never play more than a bo3 in a single day, unless you're "smurfing."
>>582981331Thanks, Deathy.
so i thought i was in loss queue because of 6 winstreak and i lost it, but then i played unranked, picked a shit mid, and still won wtf
>>582974182Why do you have refresher against that team? You have no idea how to itemize properly.
>>582982026I don't think any items on Spectre will allow you to kill a 9-slotted Wraith King 3 times.
>>582981365careful your thread bullies are giving you advice and you're just going to cope seethe and dilate all over your chat wheel because you're comms banned lol faggot.
mason is live
>>582982135So you would rather buy a bad item for the situation just because a good item wouldn't magically solve every problem?
>>582982372>wowit's dover (dota + over)
>>582982376It puts pressure on all heroes at once and allows me to fight three targets in quick succession. Why is that bad? What item would you get? I'd even sell the manta for it because it wasn't doing shit.
>>582974182>pos 5 techies has the second highest network on direlmao, just saw this
mason called orcs and trolls sand people
>>582981925ok i was in loss queue, we actually lost that game because pos4 disconnected
>>582982950Loss queue is very real, but thread bully will try to gaslight you into thinking it's not.
>>582982887he's trying to farm asmon viewers, since asmon keeps calling the horde the taliban.
>>582983167alliance not dodging the zogbot accusations i see
>>582983320alliance is USA, orcs (taliban) invaded through the black portal to kill the pinkskins.
mason said sylvanas windrunner is hotter than jaina proudmoore
>jungle midas warlock with 2 kill participation at 32 minutes is spam pinging respawn timers and laughingit should silently add 3 games of lp to his account every single time he does this
>>582983750lp is kinda fun, people try hard a lot more and you get to play fun heroes you normally dont play
>>582984519>t. pisslow comms banned player
>>582984754
What would you guys do with a blink dagger irlI would use it to blink behind people and say "nothin personnel" and tickle them
>>582986037most would say steal but i am of european descent so no.
>>582986037be the fastest delivery man on the planet how far can we blink irl
kill every mid lionremove that reddit build
lmao i love low priority>0/7 mid terror blade>pos4 venge goes afk at lvl 3>Still win
wonder when a team is going to poach batyuk lol he is better then a lot of these offlaners in the scene right now
man i knew i was in the loss queue so i played unranked, thank god
watching and listening to mason stream wow forever was really somethingit's like he was finally able to let loose and just enjoy and talk about a video game he is casually playingof course his personality will change when he's playing a highly grief-able 5v5 pvp multiplayer game to a slow paced leveling mmo, but it was still fascinating seeing mason be a whole different person simoly by changing a gamebut then he got a little too comfortable and started saying whatever was on his mind - such as rambling on how streaming isn't the same as having a conversation and then believing that women who don't like getting gifts to be the best womenwhat a watch
augar postered on dota reddit get in here
>>582963898I wish I had a positive winrate.
>>582974182How. Just kite WK between mines, he's so slow. Same for morphling, he can't go full agi in a minefield.Their strats should have been undying running around with a blademail into mines but it wasn't even needed.
>>582921662Technical analysis is astrology but for men
>>582992357?
>>582992357worstredditspyEVER
>>582996501is that what this is
>>582997072got the notepad schizo one
>>582997032https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1wurkvm/you_can_see_the_exact_moment_his_spirit_is_broken/
Money and bones, money and bones!
>>582998075it's not that funny
I'm a little squirrel.
First blood! Hahahahahaha!
3, 2, 1, aaaadios!
rolling for mid like
>>583000748>roll 001>take mid anyway
Are we the idiots?
>>582948679I thew up in my mouth a little. Not wanting to vomit. Vomiting wouldn't accomplish anything. Just to make a point.The bottom line: stop using artificial negros to try to convey points.Here's what to look for: your own brain and writing skills, you gigamalformed augarlet
>>582948882NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY "SEX WITH LYRALEI 3: NOT ONLY THE GALE IS RISING", WHAT WOULD I DOoooo
>>582967165You wouldn't BELIEVE how hard she goes down on my D while shackled
why is augar chainqueuing on tilt almost every day just find something else to do weird freak
had to wait a whole month til now finally somebody sold itthinking about putting it on bloodseeker
If there weren't loss queues and win queues and the matchmaker was 100% fair you would see alternating wins and losses, and in pairs and occasionally triplets, like when flipping a coin. You wouldn't see 7 wins in a row, then 6 losses in a row, then 8 wins in a row etc.. This is simply statistically impossible, yet everyone experiences it. You'd have to be retarded to pretend there aren't loss queues and win queues.
>>583003740Intuitively, I believe in loss/win queues, but objectively speaking, I don't think there's enough evidence to support the theory, because i do get a bunch of alternating win/losses.
>>583004009There are fair queues interspersed with the win and loss queues, and it's in them you can actually gain or lose mmr. Two thirds of games you play have no impact on your mmr.
>>583003579why did you black out the name of the card you german retard
>>583004009>play inconsistently>lose>must be the loss queue
>>582897676“Right clickers” as a concept are so fucking gutted, it would be retarded to nerf them even more. You MUST have bkb or you will get permastunned every fight. You MUST be on snowball to deal any kind of real damage because 10 armour rapes your dps and fucking everyone has 10 armour. You MUST waste a slot on dust because every target is glimmer caped. You MUST make a nullifier because once glimmer is not enough, a support can spend extra 6.5k gold to get force staff, eul and ghost so you NEVER fucking kill him unless you can 1 tap. Any character that depends on right clicking as main source of damage right now is cucked beyound belief and you want more shit to counter that?
>>583003358whodat
I only play IO (95% of games in the recent years) and have nearly 6k hours in Dota. AMA
troll ult has to be one of the worst fucking things in this game holy fuck
there are clinkz pickers still rushing orchid hex in current year
Unc here, I've never once taunted, or used a voice line, or high fived someone. I don't know the binds, and am not sure I have them binded.
>>583005703Dust needs to have it's separate slot.>but muh invis heroes will be weaker!Just give Nyx haste and cross-terrain movement back that he had on his facet.And maybe using dust having 1 minute downtime instead of 30 seconds so they're actually strategic. Plus, buff nullifier.
>>583006856Braindead apes cannot play against invis heroes especially if you rush Orchid, you've no idea how many games I won on Nyx mid when he had that haste facet. In a human game that build is dogshit though, you have some real mana problems on that hero in the first place.
>>583006856a lot of shitlow players don't know how to play against orchid so wr orchid or some invis right clicker can go orchid and just hunt people and have impact>>583006878you need to purchase taunts and most of them are retarded so youre not missing out
>>583006878my mouse has one special button i use for com wheel so i can spam money and bones
>>583007142but we're not in shitlow so they get gaped every time
>>583007338if youre in low immortal youre in accbuyer shitlow though
>>583007420if you're not in top 1k you're still in shitlow
can someone explain why phoenix is allowed to deal 9 trillion damage while also having the best ult in the game
>>583007721phoenix sucks
>>583007682make that top 200 shitlow shitter
>>583007721i got absolutely raped by a phoenix last game but tbf they won all lanes and we were down 50
>>583007776>poser thinks anyone below 100 matters
>>583007743t. phoenix abuser dog
>>583007721Because snapfire will rape him with 0 items the same way she rapes every single character in this game
If you're 3 digits ranked pros literally don't consider any of your opinion, they may seem like it, but they honestly don't one lf the mask slip ups came from Larl.
>>583008084i had 70 min game where snapfire 5 got 2 daedulsy and just oneshot my team before i could ult. was nice
>>583008269blademail
expecting another natsumi disasterclass today
>>583007721I respect Phoenix players desu.
>>582819659forget about it, they're just too busy trying to catering gay and trannies with Deadlock.
No one wanted to ask me anything... I'll go back to stacking and ward bitching I guess...
>>583011092Do you also respect niggers with aids
yee claw
>>583011861No, I am not Polish.
>>583007721cuz xe also takes a trillion seconds to kill anyone past min 20
Topson and natsumi duo will be fun to watch but they aren't winning shit
>>583014890all they need to do is make the bracket round every other lan and they will keep the lights on
Lol flopson
LMAOOOOOOOO
they did not respect the buybacks
Mouz almost did it
oof
what does brew even do
why did betboomers get rid of gpk?save as pos2 isn't really doing it, they are lucky og and mouz are trash so they'll get through
>>583015964Gpk is on break you don't just get rid of a player like that
>>583016027I mean, they could've gotten an actual mid as a standin then.
>>583016128Save is acting like that stand in
>>583016128Has save been bad mid to you
>>582985148>decimals instead of commas
>hm man don't know if I should queue one >queue>get 4 Russians in my team (the ones who drop their keyboard, queue midas and try to defend throne like their lives depend on it anyways, not the acceptable ones)Yeah time to touch some grass.
>>582992357>>582997535
>geez how do rank 1 immortal players win their games... oh...
>>583018270they play team games as a team? nooooo
yay!!!
>>583018702Congratulations brother
what's the counter to invoker aside from having to pop bkb any time this retarded nigger blink tornados me
>>583018532Party queue is cheating.
>>583018967Pipe eul
>>583018967Anti-Mage... but, seriously, it's Wraith King
>>583018978its really not, now make some friends and stop letting a match making system decide your wins
>>583018978there are a bunch of real cheaters with scripts and queue manipulation and you complain about that?
>>583019078>pipepretty sure his retarded meteor + blast does enough damage to kill you twice over
>>583019284Yeah that's why you pick wraith king and rape him when his stuff is on CD. If you're beefy enough he'll have to use his refresher to kill you the first time.
>haven't won a game in 4 days
>>583019614i just broke my loss queue in unranked, now i dont know if i get a forced loss anyway or if i am gonna win the next one
>>583019169My friends are garbage that spam PA and we lose before they finish Bfury.
>the counter to invoker is... wraith kingthe shitlow mind
https://www.twitch.tv/minhee929 new dota princess
>claim quarterios curios or whatever item>dialog box opens>alt f4 and close the gameuhh valvebros?
>>583021761too much chink speak
>>583021761>bong zing zhau
act 2 status
>>583018967Force staff.
>>583023330patience
>>583021565I can easily see a shitty invoker throw everything on WK, his team not kiting back and then fighting into WK ult and without any Invoker spells.But yeah lol lmao.
>>583018967fate's edict + force staff
i got 10 discount coins in the candy shop, i already got the secret doors keys, axe, oracle and 11 chests. should i get legion commander next? or gamble again and hope to get io/darkwillow?
Why do dotards keep bringing up LoL while I hardly ever see the opposite? Why this obsession?
>>583024978because they made dota league of legends but didn't make league of legends dota
>>583023330Probably today or next weeks thursday
DUDE I FUCKING LOVE WHEN THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN ACTIVELY GRIEFING ME ALL FUCKING GAME PING HOW FAR BEHIND I AM ITS SO MUCH FUN
>>583024978but this is the first post mentioning lol in this thread?
>>583023330I hope next month. Deadlock patch just dropped and I need to get my voting done.Vote Solomon!
>>583023330Nigga December they aren't dropping right off the deadlock massive update
>queue up>get pos 5 with pos 1 duo>pos 4 randomly walks to safe lane after runes>this happened twice in a row???Normally I don't care but for I'm on a 4 game loss streak and these retards buy up every ward as soon as they die
>>583024978What's LoL going to say about Dota? Even lolplayers concede that Dota is the better game.
>>583028259lol doesnt have built in lag in the form of turning rate for onealso lol players have better micro and dota has no mechanical skillbuyback is making games unneccessary long and is basically just a buy out of jail card when you make a mistakelol is the most popular game in the world for yearsbasically only europeans play dotai can go on and on
>>583028919>dota has no mechanical skill
>lol doesnt have hoodwinkim thinking they won
give am a cool aghs again
>>583028919so unless you're a chinksect golem that can function on a higher plane than "PRESS BUTTON FAST, 1 SHOT" then dota is the better game
>>583028919anytime i see people mention turn rate i just assume the nigga has low T and is a retard imagine sniper or any ranged carry in dota with 0 turnrate melee heroes wouldnt be able to play the game
>>583029235Won what, the being gay tranny wokeslop contest?
>>583029384ult refresh on kill
>>583029384Aghs is magic.Anti mage hates magic.His aghs should disable all enemy aghs in a radius around him.
>presses 2 buttons from a kilometer away, requiring zero commitment>takes 2/3 of my hp bar away
>>583030765>is the worst hero in the whole game
what brewmaster does
>>583030765*is literally useless without the facet that reapplies the silence if you dispel it"
This thread needs more cute girls!
>>583031984THREE OF MEHUHAH
>>583032002refresher exists
>>583031984IT'S A KEGGAH (a game to lose)
>>583032569>have to buy refresher to make the hero no total shitgrim...can't even right click because you'll be only a less cancerous od
>>583032757>have to buy bkb+dispel to make the hero not shit vs silencer
>>583033056good luck buying refresher on silencer outside of turbo
>>583032569>pos 5 buying a refresher
>>583033201>>583033307you'll get it for free after 45 minutes if you dont feed
>>583033474
>>583033640why did you feed?
>>583033201>>583033307if you rush it after boots you can get it by min25 silencer farms fast
>>583033693i'm playing a shit hero
>>583033828just sit in fountain, you have global impact
>>583033814naked refresher on a hero that is a walking ult isn't the brightest idea
>>583034830alright buy force staff before then
>>583005725see >>582913882
>>583007721I call my uncle Gabe and asked him to buff le smiley bird of fire again
>>583028259my man, that was easily 10 years ago. surely you moved on from that stupid silly argument that only one allegedly self proclaimed pro said in a green text, right? Dota is way more league that league ever was in its peak day minus the anime girls.
>>583037773>minus the anime girlsAnd not even that, since they've got DHK to redesign WR, Drow and QoP
>>583037773>Dota is way more league that league ever was in its peak day minus the anime girls.esl?
Aurora running a train on liquid
>>583039481they will lose. od always loses.
patch?
>>583037773>Dota is way more league that league ever was in its peak daywhat does this mean?
>>583039661It means you read a post by someone that has no idea what he's talking about.Current dota is less league than old dota was.
>>583039838>Current dota is less league than old dota was.what does this mean?
>>583039928Old dota was more similar to league than current dota is.
>>583040047how do you figure?
>>583040387because past league was more similar to past dota than contemporary dota
what tiny do
>>583041016less than od
>>583041016looks cool
when are we getting fearless draft in dota
>>583041347Next year
>>583040792you still haven't answered any question.
>>583039481You were saying?
VAC should be like vanguard
>>583041680no thank you
>>583041445what question?
why do they let mickek pick tiny he always just blink stuns like he's pos 4.5 and fucks off immediately
why do pros never buy aghs on dark seer
>>583041680why? vanguard doesn't work.
augar said attacking israel is akin to poking a bear and that gaza "had it coming"
Man imagine if that dark seer bought the item that gave a stun every 10 seconds
>>583043059He's right.
>>583041663trust the plan lmao
>>583043059sexual deviants are weirdly obsessively pro-israel
>>583042708does ds really want to walk up to enemy? he's not that tanky at all
>>583043059nothing new, he's a furnigger
>>583043059Source?
always knew hoodinkucks were subverters
>>583043059>>583043539>https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/tens-of-thousands-of-pedophiles-operate-in-israel-every-year-637393it is a well known fact that israel protects pedos
>>583043803Reddit
As a proud Jewish dota player, please stop it with the anti-semitism. Thanks.
>>583043981well i doubt they protect any pedophile. just pedophile jews.
>>583044052So it's fake, classic redditors trying to slander Augar.
that OD taunt where he turns into a beetle rolling his ball of shit is so retarded lol
I think I could get Hoodwink to fight for Israel. Just promise her forests and animal sanctuaries and other bullshit.
>>583044239perfect representation of the average subhuman that play od
at least now we can stop pretending micke was good and know he was carried by his old team
>>583044303Hoodwink is the most antisemitic hero in the game though.
lmao midone is mad as shit
>>583044540She doesn't give a shit about gold. That's probably why they don't like her.
aug*r is spamming hoodwink and furry shit and replying to himself again, watch out...
>>583044763THREAD SCHIZO, LEAVE
>>583044763ANON THERES AN AUGAR BEHIND YOU
same exact shit as always, calls u the schizo or bully if u call em out
>>583045043>do the same retarded shit every thread>get called out for doing the same retarded shit every threadDo you expect people to not call you a schizo when you act like one all the time?
>>583045248don't gaslight me pal, someones gotta fight back against the fur spam n autism
The day I stop posting Hoodwink is the day I'm DEAD.
Aurora vs parivision great series
>>583045423BASED also nuke israel
>>583044763it's so annoying honesty stop giving him attention
crazy how fun spirit breaker is
>>583045852But are you thinking about how the enemy team feels
>>583046110consider the following>I have enough gold for > Aghanim's Scepter>bowling_strike_01.wav
*pings your items*> Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
>>583045638>>583045423how do I learn to draw like this
>>583046110yeah I think about that a lot. if their spirits aren't broken I'm not doing my job right
>>583041050Rock em', sock em'
>>583046572I replied to the wrong post fuark
Sometimes dota has you like this just questioning things
>>583046439Practice! Every day.
if your pos 3's key items are drums and a fucking shadow blade, then you are not a real pos 3.Report bara offlane.
>>583047751>drumswhere is the blade mail echo sabre
I had an ursa offlane. Ask me how he did.
>>583048419no
https://www.dotafire.com/dota-2/guide/guide-to-jungle-bloodseeker-11718
This is how to jungle bloodseeker. You want to get a lvl into bloodrage to start off. u will go into ur jungle and use bloodrage on urself before u start to fight. Every creep kill will regen hp. Since u are playing a hard carry u will not focus on ganks too often so instead of getting lvls into blood rite u want to lvl bloodrage 4 better regen. U want to skill bloodrage and thirst just too know if there is a low hp target coming to rek ur day. Thirst will also help 4 later when u want to go 4 kills. When u see low hp tsrgets on the map u can chase them with ur anic speed and land an easy kill with rupture into blood rite.
>boomer larp with blood rite bs
larp? bro those were the golden ages of dota
that was the patch when shit started getting retarded lil bro u just too young to realize
im almost 35 zoom zoom dont call me lil bro ya dork
whatever lil bro stick to your ez mode dota "nostalgia" lol
^ whatever helps u sleep at night bozo id smoke you any time any place 1v1
u r n00b.
>>583051389why is unc beefing with zoom teenager is he mentally a child?
>>583050585>https://www.dotafire.com/dota-2/guide/guide-to-jungle-bloodseeker-11718Chat, does this still work?
old ass boomers in this thread, hope ur blood pressure meds r workin' probs that viagra too.
What hero should I play today?
heard a new invoker line today after nearly 1000 games
>>583052550yes it does if u do it right
I have fond memories of the old jungle thanks to my 60% win rate on enigma but losing the jungle in order to stop the griefing coretrannies who couldn’t be bothered to play outside their role was a trade I was happy to make.
>>583006249I came back to DotA after a break of probably nearly 10 years and I've spammed him for about 600 matches straight now as well. Well met, brother
free my niggas negrotome
>>583056579anon?
>>583052718pfft my ozempic keeps the pounds off
>>583052718>probs that viagra tooWhy would I need viagra when I have LYRALEI
why is xibbe's stream STILL verified accounts only in his chat wtf is thisi can't type
who's pendragon and why should i care about what he says?
>be on low prio playing single draft>get enigma among your choices>waited until three faggots in the enemy team picked their heroes just in case someone got rubick>last picking faggot gets rubickwe won despite me only casting two black holes the entire game cause i'll be damned if I let a rubick picking tranny get content for their montage
Wiped their ass!
>>583061306just make sure to black hole rubick?
Full of something and it ain't vengeance
>>583066441you can't post that
i wish i was really good at arc warden
what's up with the comments on rule34.xxx ???it's all a bunch of uncs wanting to ERP
>>583067387people are horny more at 11
*picks invoker**buys brown boots**buys shard**buys radiance**open mic and make peter griffin nyeheheheh noises**lose game*
>>583061507and there shouldn't be a surrender option, UNLESS it is a pro match HAHA!
>>583027559post behavior score
>>583068856based if true
>>583068923I thought if all 5 players on a team DQ, after a short-time the game ends.I swear i've seen it happen before.
>>583069723
>>583069723It was pretty early in the morning so the queue already told me I was being placed with subhumansDidn't notice if it was particularly low because the guy I queue with used to abandon games all the time
>>583070665How do you get your numbers to match? I don't think mine have ever matched.
>>583070762communication score is capped by behavior score
>*pings your items*>*Invoker laugh*>*Invoker laugh*
Is it me or has the pro carry meta been boring as fuck for what feels like forever? Only stuff getting picked in pro games is boring tanky shit or boring turret shit. I feel like I've been watching Lifestealer, Tiny, Windranger, and worst of them all, Nature's Prophet for years with every other carry pick being an exception, with occasional fun hero being semi-meta for a month or two in some letter patch. I wanna watch fun heroes with fun abilities like Mortred, Morphling, Arc Warden, Faceless Void, Jugg, AM and not these boring fucks who just stand there and right click
>>583071251that's what you get when BROOL is the only playstyle you need to pick BROOLersonly russians pick hard carries these days
Today I killed a Necrophos as Wraith King and he said "Consider yourself washed" and I was like lmaaoooo there's no way he says that that's awesome but it's actually "consider yourself quashed" and it's a generic voicelineAnd later he said "My flesh, decaayyyys" and Wraith King said "I'll take that as a compliment" and I was like that's fun cause he doesn't have flesh so he doesn't decay but no that's also another generic line
