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Diamond.
good morning
My heckinAnd some weird big uma
>>582632760thats a middle schooler (sexy)
Couldn't retain my semen this week
>>582632894only moning, if it were good I'd be fishing
Late surger bros, post your roll plans
>
Post boys
>>5826332341) Ramonu MLB2) horses I enjoy3) Condor MLB in like half a yearI don't plan further ahead
>>582633069why is she sad
>>582632945why doesn't the bigger stallion simply eat the mare
>>582633523Born in the wrong generation
>>582633574wrong uma but fuck you anyway
>>582633523toreina confused her for yaeno again
When the artist's only safe works on their profile are Uma fanarts... you JUST know...
any patchnotes for the 180mb patch?
>>582633234Everything with 0 pulls is a maybe.
Winning Titty
>>582634002tickezo is not for sexual
>>582633875whatno
>>582634025if not for sex then why derbies
>>582634017delete this
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>582633234v ines(loh bot)ramonu mlbdaiichi rubylaurelneo1lb bourbon wit for lohskip pokke too poor unless i get crazy luck pasa speed diamond wit haven't thought about anything after
who are these?also cute spe.
>>582634059Derby and dreams are stored in the boobs
>>582634141my dead saga girlfriend on the left middle
>>582634141Pecorine from Priconneforgothername from Zombieland SagaSpeCUTEMY FUCKING HERO VYRNRuria from Granbluedunnohername from Shadowverse
>eleventeen weeks until Krisu Esu
She does it for free.
>>582634141Ruria get out of there those women have penises
>>582634287we need to accelerate faster
I am using my imagination to age up mayano top gun to the age of 21 and then having sex with her
>>582634363faggot
>>582634363Not gonna work, bucko.
I'm thirsty
>>582633523Too many people broke rules and not records.
>>582634363Imagine no more
Finally...
>>582632684sex
>>582634625FIXED
>>582634625Holy shit, Mayacchi's all grown up in the right places.
>>582634625AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DONT WANT THIS MAYANO
Currenspies what do we know
>>582634805
September is already ending
>>582634976September will never end
>>582635000Wake me up when it does though
big maya
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12270346?q=order%3Arank
>>582635074Jiita!
tiredgamed today at leastneed to last until...until...w. ..et .n. ho.. .a.dsI ...'t .a.t.t'. .o o. .i.HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAA
stop roleplaying
>still in meds
a grown-ass, balding man wrote that
Need a mentally ill uma gf, but someone who is crazy in a really hot way like Ramonu
>>582635438you ruined itdie whore
>>582635438
>>582635372good morning!
>>582635438this doesn't even look like anyoneyou can't generate a random anime girl and stick some ears on her and claim umamusume
>>582635643Newcutie...
>>582635680I stand by what I said
>>582634363こんなに大きくなりました
>>582635741It's Cafe bro...
>>582635729fat assyell heahyell heah
>>582635438god, manko is so disgusting, blur that shit
>>582635790the card you posted isthe nude art is not
>>582633069she's so cool.
yell heah
Is having sexual desires towards my bro a bad thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCePeMicDbI
>>582633523torena had sex with yaeno again thinking it was the right uma
>>582635680I wish she had her normal hair instead of forehead hereIt's affected all fanart of it
wahey
>>582636064she has a very smoochable and cute forehead though
pacegawds.... it's so over....
>>582636064I think it's still cute, and the fad mostly passed most kafe art I see/follow these days use her regular style
>>582635372We can hold hands anytime you want
>>582636117torenasan... that's cafe's butt, not her forehead...
>>582633234Here ya go
>>582635890fetish cartoon
how come the V schizo tolerates ERP but any other instance he goes bat shit insane
>>582636318i thought the brave logo was reddit kek
>>582636148>no speed Dia eitherit's over for you
>>582636352um*m* is the only other ERPer here
>>582636437this is with 120k in the bank so i doubt anyone can afford everything reallymaybe i can just clank food festival and save 60k
>>582636148>pace has the most umas>anons think it's the f2p style when it's the contrary because they want to milk the style that has the most playersclassic blunder
Feed your trainees
>>582634141Is this question meant to be serious?
>tallying resultsIt's like 999k, no?
>>582636737I mean... it WAS cheap until they decided to chain 4 pace uman rights banners in a row
WAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>>582637016IS THAT
>20 whites without PPDD
tallying award
what does the + mean?
>>582636318>>582633891>a lot of rolls in l'arc>later almost nothingBwos?
now post the ooniger pull planand why roll for SiL when Falco speed is there?
Curren fans aren't real.the only ((people)) posting curren routinely are just using her to troll and dramabaitNobody genuinely likes currenI've never even seen her or her alt ran once in any sprint cm and I saw BAMBOO MUTEKI
>>582632945>>582633551That's how the Big Bang happened and created the umaverse
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY DAILY CARATS I FORGOT
>>582636904It was cheap because pace used to be the worst style until they released a ton of cards and umas
>>582637250I like Curren for her bodyI like Falco for her personality
>>582636148bro we're all gonna be dead by the time ramen scenario comes out
>>582637631What's Falco's personality? I've never played her career.
What's the least inaccurate carat planner?
>>582637182You get stat bonuses when the spark triggers, BUT it is a different spark than the normal version and doesnt count for chance maxxing with the normal version.>>582637195It was all the rage back then. At least it allows to save up more for later cards/umas. Im glad the newest Air Groove card is pace and not late again
>>582637631Curren's body is nothing special
>>582637631probably because Falco is fridge-shaped
>>582636173Ban evasion is against the rules
Dies from Kawaii~
>>582637692she hoehs and arigatos a lot
>>582637631I hate both of their personalities because I can't stand narcs
Raisu
>>582638026I love when people draw Rice Shower properly (she ain't flat).
poorfag life with Neicha...
>>582637692>idol>personality
>>582638237>green onions >in this economyShe's rich bro..
Grass is so ugly
>>582638560King sexEl sex
>>582638560Seiun Sky is so cool
>>582638560white woman cosplay....
wtf almost 200mb update I can't launch the game on my phone now because I don't wanna waste phone datasorry danchou
what a slow day
>200mb download randomlyholy fuck what is it
>>582638942Time passes faster when you are having funWanna...
>>582639012no, go away
To defeat the flatliners, one must become the flatliner
>>582638560
>>582639012but I like it slow
>>582638990https://umamusume.com/news/100101/Some phone stuff
>>582634625YOSHIIKKUUYOOOOO
Where is she?
>>582636148>>582636737I wanna cry... Are Stay Gold and Fenomeno cards worth it? Im so fucked
>>582638560Kingu showing off her first-rate caboose
>>582638942Used up all 5 borrows with no better results. Slowly chipping the day away until reset...
>>582636148>>582636737>>582639253i thought lates are the ones who have dogshit pull plan felixibility?
I ate too much ravioli and now I'm full of ravioli and it doesn't feel good
>>582638560Sei sex
>>582639249Everyone is only bringing the same 10-15 umas they think are uncommon, making the actual common umas uncommon
>>582639063they're called CRIERS, grass
>>582639348these are the whale styles ranked>pace>late>front>endinb4, "front is the whale style though" nah. they're just very time consuming. it's the NEET style
supiki.
>>582639459CRYER
>>582639126That is fine with me
>>582639253>600 pulls for FenomenololThis card was used like twice at most
Specky
>>582639253stay gold yeayou can skip fenomenodia is for longsoguri is also mega bait niggas got scammed
>>582639523Please fuck off
>>582639348pace was the cheapest style until exactly 2 months ago (may 2029 for global)you'll be fine for a long while
JRA is upgrading some races
>>582639587>>582639570Thanks I think my account could breathe now. Just waiting for Royce alt.
>>582639853Also some changes in the date and place of the races
>>582639853>>582639978Does this affect the races in-game?
>>582639917You are sitting on 200'000 carats. I feel like you could get more power out of your pull plan or more horsies. Alas I never looked into pace cards.
>>582639917are you taking a 6 month vacation in 2027?
>>582640068Only if Cygames makes an update to them
>>582640068cygames would rather go bankrupt than making any changes to careers bro
I was planning to get wit neo universe cause her card is still the only one that grants from the brink, but from online research no one uses more than 1 wit in future scenarios? True or false here? help a retardbro out
>>582640354orange
>>582640414Occasionally you will use multiple but for lates especially you will use Dia or Ramonu (or Cafe for longs). There isnt room for NeoUni and it's not like from the brink is a super important skill either.
>>582640103>>582640193Im just not a big fan of GL, GM, UAF. I even skipped Tachyon which is a good thing because GL fucking sucks.Currently have MLB Kitasan, Creek, 3LB Biko, 1LB Fine, 0LB Curren wit if that card even matters.
How many Grand Live CMs are left?
>>582640558Arima Kino, Sprintslop and Dirtslop
>>582640515I was planning to use the skill for end too cause end medium doesnt seem to have many accels like latefyi, I main late and end
>>582640542You should at least roll for Air Shakur Stam and Rudolf wit. Looking at your roll plan it looks like you're just gonna use the same deck with minor changes over time for years to come. But as I said I dont know what makes good pace cards
>>582640713Suffering
>>582640731ends will also just default to narita tashin wit 2 when encroaching shadow works or stick with ramonu for mediums. NeoUni wit does not justify the 400+ pull investment.
>>582637250>Nobody genuinely likes curren>I've never even seen her or her alt ran once in any sprint cmI like Curren.
we postan pull plans? i'm not quite sure on how to salvage this. I guess it's not worth worrying about since it's 3+ years down the line before i'm broke though
>>582640960>how to salvage thisget lucky enough on a single uma banner and the plan already works fine
>>582640960>mecha banana fiend on the step upSupremely based
>>582640927ok thanks then, any other support I should be looking out for my playstyle?
>>582641043I mean Pokke speed is really strong for backliners for mediums and longs but her timingis ass because she's only a few months before Pasa, who is def more important. Aside from the scenario banners and style specific wit cards that you probably already know about there's uhh Hishiama power for specifically ends.
A room?435799184357991843579918
I'm comfy until U.A.F but surely I won't need to pity everything so it should be fine.
as a late tore, are there any generalists supokas i'm missing?
this thread fucking sucks
>>582640832Im back in the red if i pull for those 2, but yeah those 2 were part of my plan back then Rudolf and Shakur. Until Doto and Forever Young is released.
Are NY Dia and Neo worth rolling for their inherits alone? I'm not maining lates, just rolling anything and everything to make my oshi Grass winnable in cms.
It's so oper.
>>582641521Neo is a good parent for mediums, NY Dia less so
>>582641521Dia, no. Neo Uni, yes
>>582641521Forgot to upload my pull plan.
>>582640414From the brink is shit for 2400m, the only CM where you could use it is Akiten but Dia is betterAlso lates are so OP for that CM that you prefer borrowing guts Finemo for 1-5th Just rule than Neo Uni for 4-9th From the brink
My traineewife is so cute
>>582641461Yanko cute tho
>>5826412975 minutes leftdo you guts not have an ace yet?
>>582641458Orfe gutsNishino power (arguably skippable)Shakur StamAlmond Eye speedTamachud powerStego guts+Admire Groove speed double bannerForever Young witAnd then last but not least Doto stam.
>>582641297I'll join gimme a sec
>>582641738>all these make my pulls explodefuck...can i get by with late-only cards? or will that fuck over my TT score?
fellatio
>>582641871It's the opposite, you are supposed to remove late cards for generalists
How do I tell her...
>>582641871You need these cards if you want to compete. Many of them are scenario cards that share their banner with the mandatory pal anyway.
>>582641943Go out and eat grilled squid with her. She loves that stuff
>>582641738>In TamaLove>Don't have Tama power on my pull planheh, nothin personnel... danchou.
>>582641297>>582641297Post more ill join
>>582642181The premier backliner power card that gives 2 golds? You dint have that in your pull plan?
Tag yourself!I'm Buu-chan here
>>582642181samebut I only plan for a single pityif I can't mlb it with that + stones, I'm bricked
>>582642276Can't use Tama card if you are Tama...
>>582641871Skipping GM and Ramonu in open league is an option
>>582642459My knees are bending on their own
>in LunaClub>don't have Ludolf
seeing all these pull plans is making me consider taking the daily carat pack7 and I do it
Is the play for this event still stay low ranked to try pick up cheap umas for completion bonus? Even at rank F everyone as an expensive as fuck UG captain. Should I try rank up higher first?
>>582642569Roam around and pick up all the team skills while filling your pokedex at G rank, yeah
>>582642553Stop being such a brokie
>>582642553I buy the daily carat pack... so I can afford clanking at negative daily gains... it's a good pack
>>582642553You dont wanna see what my selector side says
>>582642739
>>582643008>>582642938come on that's still f2p+ territory
>>582641638Is Pasa worth it for end mains? Ends really got screwed with the cards
>>582643073This, daily carat plus starter packs, and maybe 2 or 4 of the anniversary packs are still F2P, anything more than that is whale territory
>>582643213Is Step up gacha with paid carats from selectors f2p+ too?
>>582642806Selector wise I personally get away with only buying the 21$ one and the SSR one (as needed) for a very, very long time
>>582643192Do you use Kitasan for your ends right now? If yes, you will use pasa too. Everyone will use her.
>>582643361step ups are human rights, those can't be considered whaling at all
>>582643421I thought step up was a scam
>>582642459mommy...
>>582642806>>582643368Wrong image
>>582643463For cards, not for umas
hey
Clanking addiction is serious
>>582643502I am at twice that or about, gonna get most umas for there
>>582643568yurr
ALMOND NO
>>582643135uma teens looks like this?
>>582643875cute
>>582643875She had it coming.
>>582642564nobody actually likes this fat fuck.
>>582643705Step-ups are a scam, but using the paid carats from selectors on them is a good way to get extra selectors without having to spend extra money
7 and I'll fap to Matikanefukukitaru 4 and I'll fap to Super Creek
>>582643875Ai deserved it
>>5826442851 and you put sriracha on your penis
>>582644218But she has such a great figure
0 and i go to work any other number i kill myself
>>582644360and have el suck it
>>582644390WAGIE WAGIE
>>582644390wagie wagie back to your cagey
>>582644390Good luck at work, nonners~
>>582644390
>>582642245Cuties
>>582644390GO TO WORK YOU WAGIE
>>58264428567 and you fap to helios, but you have to imagine her dirty talking to you in zoomerspeak. if you don't, you don't get to cum no matter how hot the scenario is9 and you semen retention until reset
morning
>>582644647>7
>>582644710mornin'
>>582644710Good morning
>>582644710Mr. Coffee Beans...
What was the strat for dream team again?
>>582644647>7hm... one more 7, and for the rest of the week, I stop training dia in favor of fuku for arima cm
>>582644801Make G rankBeat up other G ranksFill Pokedex with uncounted umasAcquire Team SkillsDo this for a couple daysGet a bunch of scouts pointsWin
>>582644801queue with a G-rank uma, then change lineup to your UF uma
Have sex with umas.
Are they using AI for the new Umayuru? Why does Samson Big have a human ear?
>>582644218it's ok you get paizurigroove from babysitting her
>>582644937shhhhhh
>>582644801just race fucking umas, you only need to scout 6 of them and once you hit team rank ss you can just spam races without worrying about collecting
>>582644985gao~
>>582644783Marriage with Dia (JC)!
>>582645076
Next big QoL will be the trainer notebooksource: trust me bro
>>582645271
>>582644218it kinda hurts me to wait for her for so long...
>>582645075if king did this to me I'd just tell her she's second rate and not cute
>>582645271That's not very nice
>>582645076HATE
>>582645342of course, she's rice after all.
>>582644218I need her.
you only like this stinky bratty chud because she has huge tits
>>582645465
>>582645550>5,590 carats
>>582645075plap halo
>>582645652>>582645493If Im going to main Rulership, should I be a end main or pace main. Im really confused with her kit
bro
>>582645323i miss sanpo
>>582645836bro that takes like 1 second to download
>>582645652we have common interest tooi find her personality adorableand her face is hella cute (i love fangs)But yes her huge tiddies are central selling point.
>>582645836you're about to watch speechang plap mountjew very worth
hungereuughhhyurr
I wish I was breastfed by Super Creek every morning.
>>582645967why is doto like this
>>582645967>67waheeeeeeey
>582646148don't reply to me freak
>>582632684
i have awoken and require kissies
>>582645967Aren’t horses herbivores? Why did he do it?
>>582645967/Uma/Club poaching another A+ club top earner right in front of their Danchou
>>582646195what's in it for me?
>>582646280I don't think anyone wants to join /uma/ club anymore
>>582646195brush your teeth first
>no warm puffy umanko on my dick when i wake upI hate it.
>>582646259most herbivores are opportunistic omnivores that have worked out that hunting is often not worth the energy
>>582646259he thought it's a dandelion or something
>>582646431sounds of plap plap plap plap
>>582646348What people want doesn't matter, if you're poached you're poached
>>582646259Nearly all herbivores will eat meat from time to time if they're able to, but they don't go out of their way to hunt other animals
plap plap plap plap plapget poached get poached get poached
>>582645652
>>582646518They will never be able to poach the man who sold the world
>>582646558Why is she like that and is her umanko stank so powerful?
>>582646194Kitachan is a lewd girl
my club margin to drop rank is always less than the top earner amountt dancho
The only reason I'd leave my club is if my danchou kicks me
1100 is a gaslight
>>582646635Liquid V is getting poached before Solid V. Half the club would leave (rebel)
>>582646635>he wasn't at 1B until this monthFlatlining behaviour
Daring feet!
>>582646737i stop when i get any of the 3 relevant pinks at 2 star
>>582645685
>>582646635Allen won't let him join
>>582645076whoreslutharlotpublic cumdumptown bicycleloose umankostd-ridden onahole
>>582646913I'm going to fireworks in kita umanko
>>582646979don't be mean
>>582646902>implying he wants to joinHe can easily join S+ with that output
spe mate
>>582647098Nobody cares V
>>582645076nyaa~
>>582647140Meds
>>582646635Nobody's interested in poaching this fuck
>>582646902I think he would let him join. But V would end up getting kicked in a month
>>582647324Allen's stupid but he's not THAT stupid
I would let umama join my club
>>582646332You get to give me kissies>>582646351I did before I posted
Spe chan sex training.
yurr is the best current /uma/ meme
SPECHUD HATE
Why is /uma/club desperate to lose their V card now?
>>582647364I can't wait to wake up to this in club chat
>>582647397*mwah*Here is your kiss before the others do itNow say thank you
i am looking forward to the comforting repetition of wheel spinning and welfare card
>>582647361He does like to give people a chance, I think he would let him join if V behaves for a bit. But I don't think he'd last a 2nd month
>>582647526Thank you cutie
>>582647672
Sex with stallions
>>582647629Yeah, just like the last one "behaved". Give him a little bit of credit he wouldn't do that again
>>582647540This one is tragically mediocre
>>582647790that sounds a little gay don't you think?
>>582647748Whoa that's a cute finemoaner*pet pet pet pet*Hehehe
anons are making weird scenarios in their minds and getting mad again
Is Umama still reformed?
>>582648019yurr
>>582647889You need to get with the program
Puro Magic was dead last during her debut, 10+ length from 15th place, almost forced to be sent to retirement due to time over
>>582647397Not good enough, I will take more than just kissies
>>582648145
>>582648145I fucked her right under her tail
>>582648145>>582648194Fuck you I had this image ready to post
>>582648186Sorry the fineposter was first and now it's time for work
>>582648256Be faster next time
>>582647874I'm going to put dauntless on my team trials cafe that's good enough for me
threat your Doto with correct manners
>>582648274
>>582646913>that third panelCritical hit on my heart
>>582648587ogurin ... died ...
>>582648527this ninja really does not fit you at all, neither does NTR. Post Mirako instead
>>582648428more like yuyurr no yurr
This is me btw
>>582648676which way?
>>582648290He cute
>>582648624things I'll never see
>>582648642What the heck does that even mean I'm just posting umas I like
Roll for her card
This is me by the way. I am 30 years old.
>>582648807It's hard to explain, kind of how bratty posters posting FineMo fits FineMo and how gaslight Oguri posting Curren fits Oguri for some reason.The way you post and the ninja uma don't fit so it feels weird. It's like using a Falco image to talk about club drama instead of a Curren
>>582648784It hurts
mgu mgu
>>582649083
>>582649067What am I supposed to do with it?
>>582649147but anons can't recognize you if you use images depending on the context of your post
yurr
>>582649373Eat it
/uma/ umama gangrape sesh when
>>582648526Doto would allow it
>>582649147I'm really confused right now, and a bit scared
>>582649567you're not fooling anyone little gup
>>582648724
Ulala is prime rapebait
>mongoloid mack
rise and DIE doto
>>582649873Give me the pepper
Rice if she had a good design
Angry with Grand Live?Learning to not be committed over a Grand Live run is the key to not getting angry while playing.By being emotionally attached to the run only after it all ended makes for a much better experience.But it takes time to learn this
I am so fucking bored. Can we reset already
unironically pressing the button on V doesn't work anymore
>>582649567I don't think it's that confusing, like if I'm getting raped in the CM and resigned myself to Group B Finals I'd post a Neicha like this.It would feel weird if I'd add a Kita to that post cause Kita wouldn't give up and accept Group B.Like I can envision Mirako saying nice thread Globabs but I can't see NTR or the ninja girl say it
dead game dead general
>>582650070Unironically touch turf.
>>582650326You should fuck off and leave this general
>>582650070You're overthinking nonsense and forgetting that you OWE me kissies
>>582650326Machan wouldn't say that
Post something cozy.
>>582650070I trust Neicha players to tryhard harder for CM than any Kita post
>>582646902Jews don't have morals, retard.
Stop snack random banner. Wallet no like.Stop yell at each other. Make thread vibe bad.Both bad for tribe.Brian cute.
>>582646902they let XIM in thoughbeit
>>582650009Damn its been like what 3 months already? Fuck Grand Live
>>582650772He was an /uma/club member before people schizoed out about him
>>582650841They were being a faggot back then too. One does not magically "reform" overnight
>he
>>582650841And yet the same /uma/ club members were saying how the club is better without him..But it seems that 400 carats are more important than self-respect.
/uma/club made umama
>>582650978Hayashi you really need to let go of your crush
europoor hours are absolutely the worst this thread has to offer, nothing but grown men ERPing
"dirt uma" is a euphemism for anal slut. case and point: smart falcon.
>>582651052And mahj*ng
>>582651052he says when SEA and NA hours are just V schizoing out
>>582651027Ironic coming from you
>>582650978It's 1 guy seething about stickers
3 can stay and the rest must go. Choose carefully.
>>582651080>Honest (real) euro/aussie hours>everyone gets along due to how slow the thread is>Pretend (sea/mutt) euro/aussie hours>some fake human pretends euro/aussie hours are the worst, when everything starts at peak US/Seatard hoursNyoticing
>>582651151obsessed
her ass is a wonder
>>582651214I only need/want my Cow Wife Number 1
>5 hours threadHOLY DEAD
Now imagine having this in the club chat next month
>>582651214vodka, daiwa, teio/spe
>>582650978No one said this, it's 1 guy upset about the sticker spam and because Umama said meow a few times in club chat
Are we ready to admit that she's a fucking fraud? The URA Finale is a complete flop and consistently produces the weakest uma musumes.
>>582651214You have to pick up one of the duos of Spe/Suzu, Teio/Mack, and Daiwa/VodkaGoldship is an autoincludeOptimal answer
>>582651331this is my OTP and they should be reunited
>>582651131that's the good part
>>582651442>one sensible individual complains about needless spam>paint him as unrulyjust wait for the 6+ hours of ERP in your club chat.
>>582651465I'm ready to admit that mutt turds and seatards are the worst type of poster bar none
>>582651442>Umama said meow a few times in club chatIts called conditioning anonjust like how globohomo is the norm nowadays it all starts with something small then eventually it normalizes.calling Umama out from the start is good
>>582651524Jong?
>>582650521k
>>582651587>antilgbt warrior cries out in pain about conditioning while conditioning you for 6000 years with his own agenda
this seaturd hayashicuck has been talking the same shit for 5 months nowlet that sink in
how many hours until sexo story?
>>582651585You take that back
>>582651861BIGGER
>>582651442There's at least two of us in factI don't care if he's some unstable suicidal person as one clubmember seems to think, I don't care for his faggotry here and I don't like his faggotry in my club chatdanchou even reprimanded him once over the buttplug post and granted he's been better behaved since but I'd still rather not have himhe's not some precious hurt animal that needs to be cared for and protected, he's a pseudoanonymous attention seeking whore and a shitposter
meow
Everyone will be pulling for Christmas Daiwa right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mon_SCsN24Y
>>582652043a fake reality that turns out hyper depressed and suicidal once you accept the truth that you're living in a made up fantasy world
>>582652043canon
>>582652208A shitposter???On my 4chins?????What has the world come to
>>582652260I would, but I need carats for ramonu and succubus
Uma rape
if you queue a run right now you won't have to wait to finish your dailies
>>582652538Fine Motion is so smartWhy does her wit card never land on wit
>>582652208>danchou even reprimanded him oncelol
>>582652538i have a run currently going
>>582652520i dont give a single fuck for dream or her DOG SHIT SCHIZO fan baseHOWEVER this image makes me rabidly horny
>>582652424Doesn't make them necessarily a good thingon the thread you can just ignore him, but I can understand not wanting him in your smaller community like a club
>>582652208Ok V
>>582652670she's ADHD thus can only be productive when she chances into being productive but, when she is "on", then she produces bigly.
>>582652803A what?
what the fuck is she saying
>>582652208>the buttplug postlink?
>>582652936threatening to rape (you) and your trainee at the same time.
>>582652936nshemevenmejen...right?
>>582652854This is fair
>>582652278Every uma deserves a happy ending with their trainer.
>>582652741It's not about good or bad, every club is filled with shitposters. This thread isn't exactly filled with high quality gameplay discussion
>>582651131I believe that one anon's theory that whenever jong rooms get posted are the peak comfy hours
>>582652936SHIET
>>582653251oh no suzuka stop drinking that it's radioactive!!
It's good but it's also bad
>>582652208I can understand not liking him, you don't have to like him, but how does leaking club chat in here help with it? If anything, leaking the chat shits up the thread even more cause the dramasisters just revel in it
>>582653341Has a bit of an extra kick
MEN
>>582653189yeah but not a lot of them openly shit up the club chat and actually values being mildy anonymousDon't pretend some aren't worse than others
>>582652208>the buttplug postwha????
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really relaly relaly really really really relaly really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really relaly really really really relaly really really ealy really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really really really really really love Stego.
>>582653440we've said it before but it's first to remain anonymous and second is to not cause even more internal friction by identifying who is who.Sure this method brings currensisters in but by bringing focus to the club as a whole and leaving a target on someone (Umama's) back it forces action while bringing out your opinion anonymously
>>582652208>reprimanded him once over the buttplug postYou just can't drop this and not explain further
>>582653440Not the leaker but from the club, I assume it's partially to maintain anonymity and also based on the faulty assumption that Umama has some sense of shame, and seeing himself brought up negatively itt would make him reconsider his approach
>>582653495Horny mares ready to breed at Mejiro ranch
release the buttplugstein list
Someone says buttplugs and all the curren posters crawl out of the woodworks for details.Curious.
>>582652936new umas are so boring to look atit's either overdetailed or just bland looking dogshit
>>582653882>shin chan face>into res evil death grid
it isn't a new day yet.
>>582653993I look like this
Umama is no longer reformed?
>>582653495>O-of all swimsuits, why this—hngh~
dancho said i can't remove the buttplug unless i start another fan run...
>>582653559The club chat is a lot more active now than it was before he joined and most of it is vidya related or uma related. I don't see why you think he's making it worse.If you wanna complain about him say it in the club chat instead of causing needless drama here
are we talking about buttplugs? mine vibrates randomly every 2 hours. it turns me on even more whenever it happens when i'm speaking to a coworker
>>582654250then how come all this faggot does in the thread is ERP
>>582654303sex
>>582654104No. I do. Don't ever fuck with me again.
>>582653724I can understand wanting to be anon but danchou gave you other anon outlets to voice your displeasure, without shitting up the threadI also have to agree with >>582654250There was actually a lot of game/uma talk in chat and it was very enjoyable, the thing you mentioned was awkward but he also got reprimanded for it
>>582654542This is literally me, though
>>582654526>number one sports anime of all timebut neither of those are medalist, tho?
using dancho as an outlet...
Umama isn't even cute, Finemo posters are way cuter
>>582654619That's how trannies infest your place
>>582654725Piss off fag
Visit Tomakomai! We have cute girls, and Fenomeno!
>>582655009Better Teio (had sex with me), and not better Teio (no sex with me yet)
I could fix all agp posters
I like NTR! A lot!
>>582654865Don't be so mean, kitty
Are gold green skills/green gold skills gold green skills or green gold skills?
>club reset is in less than 3 daysAre you happy with your umadacchiIs your club gonna cull member/sAny new recruitment plans in the works? I like mambos grugposting
>>582654893Inheriting all the greens
>>582655132Finemo posters don't need fixing
>>582653251Let's test that theory with a JongerMajsoul Friends Room 66132(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=66132
>>582655389mambogeddon any second now
>>582655389mambo will implode next month for sure this time
>>582655383They are Passive (green) skills of the Rare (gold) rarity.
>>582655480I literally just woke up from my nap wtf
>>582654893It's just for one of her evos
Fuck, I'm so horny I could rape dober and cum in her until my balls dry up
>>5826554801-2 hours too early for all the regulars to be here
>>582654961The Tomakomai propaganda must spread
>>582655640I know.
>>582655480is there still a spot
>>582655389I'm getting kicked next month.
>>5826558862/4>>582655861I will keep this in mind for the future
>>582655480>>582655997if it doesnt full before my south game ends (on east 3) I can join
why do we hate vivlos already?
>>582655997I havent eaten lunch yet but I could go for 1 (one) quick jong
>>582653724If you thought that a lot of the people in the club don't like him you'd mention it in the club chat and he'd end up getting kicked next month.If you think most people in the club are fine with him what's the point of throwing a tantrum here about him every week?Your tantrums are not gonna make anybody change their mind, only thing they are is useless drama that makes the club look bad.If you hate him so much leave next month
>tfw switched to making tea with the office-supplied tea and sugar instead of making it at homethis is awesome
I miss the autist who talked at the end of each month about making a club with the top earners of every /uma/ club
>>582656252
I tried making cheesecake for the first time and the batter fucking curdled. I got cocky from a first successful tiramisu..
How many PWR sparks do I need for Kitasan if I wanna hit 1K reliably? Wanna do the whole 3 SPD/2 WIT/1 LH setup.
>>582656252tama...
>>582656331rip u
My club? Comfy!
bwo i just got home what the FUCK do i do to speedrun the day 1 of the new event
>>582655389>are you happy with your umadacchivery>is your club gonna cull membersidk I havent bothered checking our graphs since we'll hit our goal very comfortably this month>Recruitment plansIdk ask danchou. We've never had problems recruiting though so probably nothing special
>>582656532spam races and don't buy anybody
>>582655480Filled!
Would you still hate Vivlos if VF didn't exist?
I wish I could kill the other members of my club with a hammer
>>582656423Go and post anything old that isn't made by me specifically, all of it is dead at randomCatbox is getting worse, it's sad...
>>582656293talks of mergers fizzled out when tamambo&cotist stabilized, if large movements happen at the start of next month we could get the great clubageddon
>>582633234Hopefully I get lucky on my umapulls and fit all 4 in, but i'm willing to sacrifice laurel
>>582656620mambwo...
>>582656532change captain to an unregistered uma every runfish for unregistered weak umas from the weakest teamsnever fully fill out your team. Leaving like at least 2 npcs in there is good for keeping win streak while not pushing your ratings too high
>>582656610I dont dislike her because of some dumbass youtuber. I think she gives off massively evil energy and she triggers my alarm bells (in a bad way)
the punished jockey...
>>582656610she's just blue curren. she has nothing of interest going on
Is it true that we need to save parfaits for LoH
>>582656594>>582656765oh so its the same as last time? no difference?
Imouto sex
>>582656891I mean no one is forcing you to. It would help though
>>582656675THAT'S TOO MUCH SNACKING
>>582656891yes
>>582656793he loves curren tho
>tranny imoutosno thanks
So when you see her standing thereWith green eyes and long blonde hairShe won't be wearing underwear and you'll discoverThis girl's not the one and she'll never be funYou should just turn and runBecause you'll find out that some girls try too hard
>>582656532it matters little, you only need to do 60 races, get to team rank ss and scout 6 umas total
>>582655389I've been happy with my club and my dacchis ever since danchou let me in>Is your club gonna cull member/sProbably not, noppers
>>582656945why would it change
>>582656980I mean if I have to go till 200 on four umapulls in a row i may as well concede that this game is not for me
>>582656610>dubai chocolate uma
>>582656631the only catbox links that seem to be missing are from the aug-oct 2025 loss, which is significant for /uma/ since that was when global was still newyour soundpost filename took the filename from a this soundpost which someone fixed already with a new file btw
Be on time sticker
>>582656675Just use THAT
>>582657109AAAAIIIE DON'T SHAY THAT CYGAME DEVELOPERS ARE QUAKING IN THEIR BOOTS RIGHT NOW
>>582656989I'll rape you too, if you keep complaining.
>>582656953foursome adding Rice too
>>582656610I would be a terrible torecchi if I hated her
>wake up>launch uma>181 mb patchwhat the fuck did they drop on us now
It's a new day!
I... I fell for the Bakucheeks...
TT REWARDS
I want a parfait so bad rn
>>582657463the hidden sex scenario
New day type shit desu wa
>>582657231the one I uploaded is the og, considering it's at the very bottom of my foldereverything else is gay faggotry also the date is completely meaningless as even far more recent things start getting randomly deleted from the looks of itthat's why I keep telling people to upload
Got demoted.
>>582656675Pace/Late planRamonu/GM is optional
Does anyone know why all 4chan sound players fucking SUCK?
>>582657656it's just the f*kuniggas
>>582657512you're not getting one
>>582657573haven't noticed anything newer being deleted myself but i won't deny your lived experience
See you next week :^)
>>582657656that one has a dead sound link, the rest are fine
hishiama star chips todayno clue where because i redeemed them in a fan run lol
>Smart Falco>Is dumb
>Aim for the Stars still doesn't reset on reset fucking timeFix this shit.
>>582657780>i won't deny your lived experienceBetter not or I'll death kill murder you
>>5826578191M is already dangerous
>>582657656>https://files.catbox.moe/0y790w.mp4404, don't blame the player
>>582657819>1.005mwho's gonna tell him
EZZZZZZ
>>582657656>catbox 404s a file, or is currently down>some tech illiterate seaturd goes "HUR DUR WHY IS THE PLAYER BUSTED AGAIN WHY THIS SHIT SO BAD MY VIBE CODED SHIT IS BETTER"every single time
waiting 78 days to unlock a character is crazy when you think about it
Why is Mambo approaching the 200s? What did you niggers allowed that?
>>582657534>181mbDamn we're quick shots?
Total Mambo Death was promised to me 3000 years ago.
>>582657609>400 pulls for speed Marvelous Sunday>dogshit King card even considered>0 pulls for Teio/Kiyoko
>>582658298someone post the mare pussy pasta
>>582658201strange things are happening in mambo lately
>>582657534this but literally in 7 hours
>>582658372Biko Power, probably skipping for Brian PowerKing is Good, both forms, just terrible timingsTeio is powercrept, only need the scenario card
>>582658480why do other posters get cool dreams about uma and I get literally nothing at all. is there something wrong with me
>>582658769you don't love your clubdacchis
>>582658769you don't have a literal demon with IRL freddy krueger powers in your club
>>582658693>Biko power>Brian powerYou aren't making your case any better>King is GoodIt's not even that good and lasts one single CM>Teio is powercreptShe's literally still used to this day, even if we went back to 2 speed we would still use it
>>582658769CUMA was the only fun drama, the rest is boring bullshit
>>582658769My only ever uma dream was me having sex with Daiwa Scarlet and then looking at the cuck chair of the hotel just to see my IRL best friend sitting there holding up a 7/10 sign. Woke of confused and with morning wood that lasted like 20 minutes
>>582658831My club"dacchis" don't deserve any sort of love.
>>582659020
>>582659083Did you pull for Fine Motion or Curren Wit
>>582659214https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uj5XMBDpfc
the sun
>>582658769i mean he says right there in the post that he spends too much time thinking about this game. getting dreams about club flatliners probably means youd have to be the kind of person that looks at chrono 5 times a day and posts fan count graphs with vaguepost bullshit like "itll happen soon..."
>>582655389>Are you happy with your umadacchiYes>Is your club gonna cull member/sYes>Any new recruitment plans in the works?Yes
Gold City feet in my mouth
SPECHUD NOOOOOOOOOO+1 day to get bourbon..........
>>582659486danchou...
Did the Amazon star race only just started on new day? I guess the reward rolls on the completion page is true
>>582659351I pulled Fine Motion before MANT, why do you want to know that?
>>582659513holy boobs
>>582659513when this happened with my grass fantasy i literally glued her on the spot
>>582659537Nyes and nyes it is
How many hours until this fucking event resets? I just wanna bum rush it
>>582659674banner reset time I assume
>>582658196Able to unlock SSR for free is already crazy for gacha game.
>>582658769I once dreamed about High Rolling in MANT and when I got to the skill select screen I woke up
>>582659674
>>582659579Not every good card is a popular card
wait the pokemon thing does not reset on new day?
im hungry
>>582659820it resets on event reset, which is CM reset
Is this good enough for a latelet 1.5 anni player end closer main with 2LB Tachyon and 0LB CB in my account?
>>582659820It used to reset tickets on new day but not missions so some people bricked themselves last time using up all their tickets and couldn't do the dailies.
>>582658480It's okay to laugh at the "Mambro... were you about to flatline?" line. It's when you're getting full-body chills as if you just witnessed peak fiction that you should worry about it.Believe in your clubdacchis. Do another fan run.
I JUST WITNESSED A MURDER
>>582660115THE RAPED
Two questions:1. Can cows be gentlemanly? 2. How do I check how many fans I've gotten this month?
>>582660115brutal.
>>582655480holy shit sanbaimanthanks for the game gonna collect my >late stickers
>>582660115Umm nice?Wrong thread though?
>>5826601741. Very2. Either external tracking/spreadsheets or enter your trainer ID into uma.moe or chronogenesis.netSome danchous do it for you
>>582659452>youd have to be the kind of person that looks at chrono 5 times a dayI-is that supposed to be a lot? Haha...to be fair i'm clubcheckanon, but I rarely dramapost about rankings, I'm just an autist who likes graphs
daiwa sex tits mare fuck
>>582660174you can use chronogenesis or uma.moe to check your monthly fan gain. As for cows I dont really care how gentlemanly they try to appear, they will only ever be built for sex.
>>582659807Yeah, you could also act different by pulling power Bamboo Memory if you wantGo on, pull Brian power and skip speed Teio that's not my pull plan
>>582660254unfortunately mahjong is relevant in every general
mambo
>>582660174SEXXXXXXCows should all wear undersized clothes (it makes the act of getting out of them so much better)
>>582660526Nta but if you dont play much pace then skipping speed teio is pretty normal tbdesu
>>582660254They added a horse to the game so it's basically on topic
this is getting harder lately....
>>582660682nobody cares about the instagram eyes uma.
>>582660735This is a pace/late pull plan >>582657609
>>582660782Somebody bakeNot you
wtf we're out of images
>>582660891I only eat the bread, you bake
>>582661015>>582661015>>582661015
>>582660891>>582660980Fuck I wasn't suppossed to reply to anyone
>>582660871Oh then it's retarded yeah
