>>582596857>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com>simple tournamenthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1DoUHBdQa6IxPWpui1wSfTfdJLJxCG-hOSNsqudodzwI/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1heXG3xVdU072V4G3XEj_nrHoE5pc9lrJx91TRZg39ks/>questionnaire reviewhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wZapxU_3vJnoaxlsCniwWTmWV3WIxVERVVnktIMdsiw/edit?usp=sharing>videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brBw8Suu_Uk [Embed]>Seventh /mjg/ Riichi Arts and Crafts Tournament!https://docs.google.com/document/d/12zJFPObwxqlg8VkpnTYCvsd7kLs0iuxDFXQn2yqsHuU/edit?usp=sharing
>daburu riichi nyawwyd?
Second for namefagging and discord drama.
>>582705525tsumo-nya
>>582705525CHUN !!!
>>582705525The riichi tile's suji.
>>582705525Kyuushu kyuuhai
Majsoul Friends Room 56752(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=56752
>>582705572>'cord dramaMore of a 'ko thing like this 'al post
I'm at work
And you will never know... I lived my life for you...![...]And you will never know... you’re heeeeell to me!
i'm at work... BUT I'LL JOIN ANYWAY!!!
>>582705761STARTED!
>>582705970Your finger!?
>>582705970WHAT THE FUCK
>>582705761who are you "people"?
>>582706106Take your meds.
>>582706246But then you'll disappear.
I just found out why /mjg/ never left an emote on my profileI never allowed comments...
i don't know how to emote all over you
stop eating food you fattttt bitches
>>582706106They're /mjg/ sirt. 1000 friendlies
480/2800
I want to fight my neighbor's wife
>>582706675same but in bed with my sword
I want to be fucked by my older sister (real) (biological)
>>582706675>>582706785wtf I swear I wrote fuck, not fight
>>582706918now you must duel
Can we get a second match going in the tourney...
i deployed my special move
>>582707067Your knife isnt as long and thick as mine
pizza delivery
>asura dailies>4 rounds of foldcucking for 3rd acceptance because the game hates meok then
Any chance of a q match?
Ok, I q. give me 3 min
Queue up
>9a third match is impossible I guess
Bot in tourney?
there's always bots
Team cheating clanker
>check chat>failed to connectFuji...
dokos?
WHY HAS CHEATING GOTTEN SO FUCKING NORMALIZED?!?!20 YEARS AGO CHEATING WAS FROWNED UPON AND IT STILL IS, BUT NOW EVERYWHERE I GOT EVERYONE IS CHEATINGGAMES, RELATIONSHIPS, ACADEMICS, ACCOUNTINGS, EVERYWHERE PEOPLE HAVE STARTED CHEATING MORE AND MORE
>>582692262how do you usually play ranked? yakuhai nomi? tanyao? you just lose?
Tumultuous stop throwing
>>582709156nah, i'd win
>>582709142Because it's illegal to beat people up for antisocial behaviour now
>>582709142you can only go so far by playing the systemto win you have to game the system
>Take a break>stilll no collabWhere is it? And it bettter be good
>>582709268>cheatkek thinking xe's winning anythingYou are just a cog in this retarded machine.
>>582709142Its the hecking Chinese century saaar
>>582709142Unironically? Not cheating when you have an opportunity is seen as weak by many people. Same with theft. You can steal something with a really low risk of consequences? Apparently you should do it or else you're a faggot.Blame the thug pseudoculture and the fact normoids get their rolemodels from current TV shows where the protagonists are criminals or drug dealers.
>>582709142corruption is a function of social immobility
>>582709445>many peoplethey aren't people
>>582709524Agreed.
>>582709142
>>582709445>Not cheating when you have an opportunity is seen as weak by many people.>weak is when you uphold healthy social contracts which were earned by countless battles on top of mountains of corpses
>>582709142I prefer to watch.
>>582705761ggs mystery nyaggers
>>582705761gg rip me
>>582709690jarvis plot rate of cheating in mahjong against white population percentage over time
>>582709719wait where is that ominous "NYAHAHAHA" from...
>>582709690>healthy social contractsthey just want their pleasure fix, caring about such things is beyond their ability
>Online:11Queue
>>582709798it's her yakuman tenpai line nyahttps://files.riichi.moe/mjg/game%20resources%20and%20tools/Mahjong%20Soul/unity_raw/extracted/MyAssets/audio/sound/yiji/ingame_yiman.mp3
>>582709748This one too
Back in elementary school, only one kid used to steal cards and toys from other children in my class when he had the chance to.Guess the color.
nyahahaha...
>honba 5
>>582710096Other colors realized he faced no consequences, so they started doing it as well.
>>582709719It's that one song that doxxed that one darkie streamer.
>>582710094>>582709748__ron__ nya
>>582710096The man with the red gaze.
is 67 still hip to the youths?
>>582640141>>582663712amaekoromo-0.pngtime to put some uppity jadekeks in their place
>>582710605Congratulations on hitting Jade for your first time.
>>582710605Where do you think you're going.
>>582710284what
>>582710605Q jade @ XX:00
>I don't agree with you (I actually agree with you)Why do anons do this?
>>582711209you better let me winatarashiako-1.png
>>582710571My son cringes whenever I say 'bussin ong'
youi tricked me i got 3 japs
>>582711298At least use the mom character to post that disgusting anecdote?Fucking norgroids
>>582711316holy kek
>>582711447all me
i'm the anton chigurh of mahjong
>>582711498You forgot your emote don't worry I got your back
i'm the retard of /mjg/
>>582711132Content Warning: Negrohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqvemhejgS4
Thank you for Qing, taking a small break because the game took so long.
>>582711783wait what about me?
What is a ringo
>>582711883>thank you for QingThank you for Han.
>>582711932Mixed race oreo cookie.
>>582711932a cutie
>>582711912what about you?
>>582711932a type of shiina
RINGO MOGIRE BEAMRINGO MOGIRE BEAMRINGO MOGIRE BEAMYOUR LIFE CHANGES EVERYTHING
>peaked in high school>peaked at master 1
>>582712249could be worse, women peak much earlier than that kujouriu-12.png
>>582712078are you me?.
>>582711039cute
let's play some late night mahjong! standard southhttps://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=15008
>>582712351Women peak at 43
>>582712730More like 4 foot 3.
https://youtu.be/ifXalt3MJtM
>>582712720full, thanks for joining!
(RAAAHHH)CHILD PREY(RAAAHHH)CHILD PREY(RAAAHHH)CHILD PREY
>>582712730More like 4 to 3.
>names
>>5827132404 * 3 = 12
>>582713093More like kill yourself.
>>582711254You didn't Q
>>582713482liar
>>582713623jane-4.png
>>582713623computer, reconstruct their names and steal their flow
How many quali sports are there
>>582713623>dama>cutting sanmenchan for ryanmen???
>>582714182He's new to jade, please understand
>>582714182I was busy censoring the names, I blame you.Also dama was digital, but obviously the 2m cut was retarded
>>582714252it's not even jade or not jade, the game gives you the waits tip thingI'm struggling to understand what was the reasoning
I'm coming for you m1 friends.
>>582714252we just letting anybody in these days huh?
>>582714650forgot proof
>>582714681welcome back
>>582715101It's my first time...ichihime-2.png
>>582714831>B->talking about what is digital and what isn't
>>582713482where is my apology for deceiving me?
>>582714661He's clearly aware that the worse wait always wins but had to refuse the shanpon because it was no yaku.
>>582715170It's a free nation,.
The bot made it to Jade huh
>>582715158
>>582715170I was busy taking the picture and censoring, don't act like I won't find a B hand in one of your logs, that and the early 4p pair drop instead of 9s were the only mistakes in that hand,
>>582715384anon... just...
>>582713623>>582715174I Q'd exactly at XX:00:00I was totally gonna let you win but I had to beat some japs instead...
>>582715384no one cares about your live game blogposting
I cares.
queue jade tonpuu at x:50
>tonpuu
>>582715710if you don't queue for a dead mode you get random chinks instead of anons
Shan't
>>582713423curse me now, but i'll be vindicated by history when the AoC is abolished within the next 100 years
>kokushi juusan menmachiwho the fuck made this mod
Haruna and Momo are ok.
For me? Fake kormo, although she is technically JK
Fuck off JOP
Now that the blobs are dead the quality of discussion will surely increase
dokos
>>582712720incredibly soulful gamesWould have been nice to win one of those baiman vs. baiman pushes
>>582712720GG, thanks for the kanful games
>>582712720GGs, very fun games
>>582712720gg lads, thanks for the very fun games
>>582716196I hope it does. It would mean that the white race would go back to being ethnically homogeneous, splintered, killing eachother, living in mud huts and fucking dogs and kid like they did for the majority of their existence
ENOUGH PINKS
i see
>>582716542You can simply edit the mod.lua file to change it
>>582718914>everyone lived in mudhuts and were unintellectual savages with no ethics before the late 19th century
>>582715318The other bot is about to go full Nina and end up in E3 after being S1
The country that has the most children birthed by women under the age of 20 will have the strongest and most non-autistic army and will take control of the world
Am I the only one getting constant disconnects over the past few days? It's almost unplayable
werks on my machine
Hinata Aiko is cute in the same way Suehiro Jun is cute
I love women
>>582706057muh baybee!
>>582707383*pins you down by the wrists*
This is a Simple Tournament status update announcement.Currently, 8 people have qualified for the next round. With the current rate of games played, it should be possible for enough people to finish their qualifiers to expand that pool to 16 players. In that case, we might have to postpone finals for a bit.Regardless, the availability poll will be posted tomorrow.
/mjg/ is dead
>>582723958>it should be possible for enough people to finish their qualifiers to expand that pool to 16 players. In that case, we might have to postpone finals for a bit.I mean, we still have time to finish our games. right? I plan to do it tomorrow
>>582724027LIVE
>>582724542>>582724992
So it’s just … play 7 games and you’re in?
>>582725321
>we actually have a pet janny nowGood job shartniajeetsYour posts were so dogshit the jannies finally noticed usThe only good thing blobniggers have ever done
>>582725579>good
>>582725579Is this why we have a lack of kokos?
>>582723958JART? More like SHART!
good job janniggers. certainly deleting posts will help our general instead of killing it further
I killed /jong/, /doko/, and now /mjg/. Who's next? You decide!
>>582725969go erp in your trooncord faggot you arent wanted here
>>582726159buyf/a/gs so I can finally be free.
>>582725969YUZU!!!!!!
>>582726159/vrg/
>>582726159Yuzu.
Join the queue now
Is the janny a fleshbag or a tincan, though?
>>582726604No.
>>582723958>the availability poll will be posted tomorrow.Are you asking me to fill out a form multiple days before I know if I need to?
>>582727056he's the hannerposter
>>582727217Would be incredible if real, considering he's permabanned.
>>582727290>he's permabanned.what did he do?
>>582726604
>>582727462Posted hannah
>>582727462Live in an area with a rangeban in place
>>582727520thats crazy>>582727563oh
>>582727215Don't worry. If you need to fill it out, I'll do it for you.
>>582727501I don't want to play with you
>>582726159Can you kill /feg/?
>>582726159I'm sending you to /gig/
Jyanshi are getting bigger
>>582727501I'm sorry. I only said I wasn't Q'ing because I thought other people would. I'll astral project tonight and play Mahjong with you in your dreams.
>>582727501i'm joining the queue
>>582727789>tummy pillow
>>582727837I'll join in a few minutes
>>582727789i will take one of the purple ones
>>582727789jav for this feel
They're so peaceful together... these kindred spirits.
>>582728681I'll make you one.
>>582728814Hoshino would never hug a shartia.
>>582729258Indeed she'd eat one instead.
I missed my dailies for a second day...
Cheese~
>>582727789hanner would make an even better pillow, imagine the sheer fluffiness and comfort
>hoshino would eat out cynthia
DoRAH
>>582729351>hoshinon
>>582729258It wouldn't be the first time it happened.
>STARTEDgeez, tomorrow it is
Why be a PINK when you can be a VelVEETa.
Hahi! Fuck /mjg/ right in the pussy!
>Online:5Are there people who want to queue?
>>582731461No, I prefer to watch
>>582731549Guess I'll just play ranked...
>>582727789imagine the smell
>>582731549I will force it upon you bunbun.yes YESSEGGS WITH BUN BUN
>>582731601Why play mahjong at all? Start working on your Arts and Crafts project.
>>582731798I used grok
I only do well in tournaments if I'm playing against my destined rival
>>582732146Every whale needs a captain ahab
>>582732146Look at that Velveeta hair.I could lick it right off.
>>582732225>ahab
mahjong players have one joke
>>582732573never seen a suutanki configured like that
>>582727789>belly pillowgiwtwm
>>582732573sex?
wait a second, gacha games SUCK
>>582733409This is actually a tenhou general.
>>582733350sex with chibbers is illegal
Do you observe your opponents' behavior after you riichi or do you just auto ron/tsumo and take a break?
>>582733409Not only do they suck, but they are such big money makers that they effectively pozzed the whole gaming industry with their marketing models.
>>582733545only if you get caught
>>582733604booze and piss break
>>582733604You can still influence the game via strategic emotes
>>582733604I start churning like crazy.
>>582733604I sing
>>582733793You can't sing though.
>>582733604I emote aura farm
>>582733604I east the called tiles when no one is lookin g nya
>>582730376I don't get it.
>>582733604I furiously click on the cookie buttie.
>>582733956And yet I still do
>>582734234*smoooooch*
>>582734234What song does this expression convey?
>>582733604I observe my opponents because my push-fold and riichi-dama decisions late into the game can be influenced by how I think my opponents play. If there's a pushtard on the table I may be inclined to fold a little harder and let him take 4th for me. It's not exactly digital but it works the vast majority of the time.
>>582733604but I only dama so I always have to watch
>>582734660Oh no no no no
>>582734660ha ha!BEAN Dama!
>>582734432Where da hood at
dokokoko
>>582734129poor ignorant Aru, yet not aged enough to be cheesed
>>582732573Should I play trickal?Mahjong.
>>582734432I don't have the soundpost for it, but maybe someone will post it.
I got luckshit on again. Discarded a north tile to get into tenpai, dealt into haneman. Went from 1st to 4th.
>>582735456make a room and luckshit
>>582735456the trick is to see the future
>>582735456If it was positive EV, then getting ronned into 4th was right.
I got trapped and betrayed for 20k by suji...
>thought i'd q for one quick game before bed>job hard>have to keep q'ing or else anons will think i'm salty
If one luckshits into the toiler, does that make a lucky toiler?Will drinking the luck toiler water make one blessed?
>>582736016How do you luckshit a toilet
>>582736012No one would think that after one game
>>582736016
>>582709142Maybe because people are taking Akagi too seriously and keep forgetting he was only cheating to out-con professional conmen.
>>582709142All's fair in love and war.
doko
>>582736638poko?
>>582736626love is war
>>582736638tourney
>>582726159Is it weird to think I’d have a crush on him if I were a girl?
>>582736786I didn't sing up
>>582736694I don't have five hours
>>582736862doesn't matter
>>582736626I'm not the kind of man who lets a woman tell me just what I can and cannot doShe came prepared for battle and all I had to say was "I'd like to spend some time with you"
>>582736983it does to me
>>582737107TO doesn't want you to know this but you can still sing up by typing /register in the tourney chat.
>>582737214I don't join formless unsanctioned tournaments. I'm a dues paying member of the kujouriu-12.png union.
>>582737342I pirated my membership.kujouriu-8.png
sigh.. another day of not finishing my dailies
>>582737914why
>>582737914post a koko
>>582738131a koko
>>582736713war is hellwar is lovelove is hellnow revive ib
>>582737914Just play tonpuu sanma bwo
>>582738261no
brb shittin
>>582738218>now revive ibIb you said?
mahjong?
Nobody queued so I'm going back to watching 4chani neko
evens make a roomodds beg for a room0 jo in my room
Majsoul Bnnuy Room 68299(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68299south very normal
>>5827406072/4
>>582740607what that fuck is bunny problem?
>>5827406073/4
>>582740607started with only one bunny...
>dama
>>582740607>rabbits
>>582740607Must be nice to have such a fast bike. You could get to all the Mahjong matches on time with that.
>>582740721
>>582740607This reminds me of the good spr/out/doras video where he rides a bike playing mahjong in the woods!I'm looking forward to what the captain of the bestest team in league ever is submitting for the upcoming Spr/out/s and Crafts tourney!
>>582740607gg, well chewed
>>582740607gg
>>582740607ggsorry for dama-ing in the first hand, i was waiting for a better riichi
that was quick
This webm reminded me of Watership Down for some reason.
>>582743231thats a png image, anon
>>582740607Meant to reply.>>582743231
What do you call this wait?
>>582744175chimney
>>582744175https://riichi.wiki/Entotsu
>>582743630this is the opposite of a hotdog
>>582744175risouteki na machi
>>582744381
How do I get less earwax?I use a pick and everything and need to clean it every day when my ears start feeling itchy while playing mahjong.
>>582744558I just ignore the earwax and flush out my ears every 2-3 years
>>582744558cut all sou tiles
>>582743630She's getting ready for padoru
>>582744558I don't accumulate earwax at all and never need to clean it.
>>582732573I have another one.Why couldn’t Ichihime win at mahjong? Because she was in furry-ten.
>>582744558why care, isn't it a natural part of the ear?you removing it so often probably makes you produce more
>>582745252i once ran out of cleaning swabs and didn't clean my ears for like 4 days, the unholy mass of wax that accumulated in that time gave me trauma and i autistically clean them at least once a day
>>582734432>>582735449baby bluuueeeee
>>582733604I don't observe my opponents even without riichi.
>>582745252it's itchy and my ears keep feeling most
>>582745669expertGOD...
>>582746321I'm master, I just have ADHD. I just look at the pond whenever I want to discard a dangerous tile instead of looking at every discard and memorizing tedashi/tsumogiri.
ear cleaners are gross, my wax is natty and protects my ear
>>582746461>I just have ADHDgo back to xitter
ear cleaners have soft bosoms and cook me dinner, highly recommended
>>582745252It's an Asian thing, their earwax is different.
>earwax, japan
>>582746832Mahjong looking delicious today
>>582746832Girls can do that?
>>582746620I've been playing mahjong since before MJS came out, I just can't get myself to focus on remembering tedashi. Every time I think to myself "I'll pay attention to others' discard this time," I don't even last 3 discards until my mind wanders again.
>>582746926this is from tekken I think?
>>582746832the correct, moral choice is to fuck white first and black second
>>582733768This>fast riichi after haneman tsumo win>emote like crazy even though hand/wait is bad>laugh as opponents discard dora and double dragons
>>582744558You could purchase a spray/drops, and do a daily cleanup.Or you could go to an ENT and have it removed for pennies via tweezers (stings a bit, but it's fast and they remove the entire buildup).DO NOT use swabs inside the ear, only on the exterior. Yes it feels really good, but all you do is push in the wax until it eventually scrapes against your eardrum and trust me, when it happens, you will have your ear clogged accompanied by very annoying tinnitus.
>>582746832unspeakable acts of violence and suppression.
>>582746832that's a childs
>>582747390proof?
>watching old beatnation summit videos and remembering how I spilled my spaghetti in front of half of these guysautism is mahjong
>>582747390
>>582746832
>>582747815shimaidon it is!
>>582747815We have Shiroko at home.
>>582747390Fuckses kinder aren't human.
Women are so powerful...
>>582740721It's a hare, that's what's wrong with it
>>582748031poser
>>582748028noice
>>582747815Ah yes, Mahjong.
>>582747815realistically, how is any male supposed to survive seeing this without committing an illegal act afterwards?
>>582748031this is the man whose organization dropped a guy for sighing by the way
DESPERA MANGA IS COMING NEXT YEARIT'S NOT A DRILLI REPEAT IT'S NOT A DRILL
>>582748774explain further
>>582748774who cares nigga, lain fans are all larpers, nobody's gonna buy or read it, and anime will get cancelledstop having hope for good things to happen in this shit ass timeline
>>582748774I never watched lain so I don't caredidn't actually know abe was behind texhnolyze though, that's interesting
>>582748774Peaked with Haibane Renmei.
>>582748031Would Japanese find this rude?
haibane renmei > ariadon't @ me
>>582749107Yes, but it's fine when he does it because he's the president of JPML.
>>582749107depends on the bakyou
LolLMAO, even.
>>582749136*rapes you*
>>582749107if you did it, yes
>>582749269Me specifically or any baka gaijin?
>>582749214N-no, stop! Not the PINK rape.
>>582749318just you
I would eat a sandwich on their tables and win with a yakuman. Then quit mahjong forever.
I would dance like a MAHJONG FAITO GURL after declaring Riichi. Then quit public life forever out of shame.
>>582748893>who caresI cares.
>>582746832>>582747815Why are they yuribaiting? I thought we are married to them after the story event.
>>582749750Grim Aloe...
>>582749910Like losing chess to a dog...
>>582749910it's a clearly threesome, they literally look at (You) at the end of the animation
>>582749750How do mfgs dance?
>>582750159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxS5rFmrBWI&t=5431s
>>582750131I'll beat you with a riichi stick
>>582749910Because you haven't fucked them OR the purple fox yet.And now you have a dead plant girl in your house acting as a second wife and pseudo-mom, and your teenage daughter is thoroughly creeped out. All these women up for grabs but you refuse to touch them.
>>582747815And people say RC is worse?
every day that passes I see rc niggas growing increasingly deranged
>>582750519one sexy pair of cunnies doesn't redeem the shitty
>>582750580Their existence is inherently jewish. The popularity and playerbase were promised to them 3000 hanchans ago.
>>582750721Two.
>>582750760think I just 4p riichi
>>5827507601p riichi
>>582750939>>582751027I'm curious which tile mortal sends for the riichi (I assume 1p).Also worth noting it doesn't like the 3s cut.The user who submitted this wwyd didn't pose the MAKA ratings.
>>582751447Mia! Look behind you, Falso Bun Bun's got a hammer!
>>582749910It's not yuribaiting nor is it actual yuriThis is actually in character if you read their event story.
>>582751309it makes sense since we are aiming for menpin tsumo aka here, iipeikou is redundant when 5200 is enough for gyakutenone 1p was also already discarded which makes the 69p ryanmen a better wait by one tilepinzu also looks cheapish compared to manzu I guess? so there is a higher chance to draw those tiles but it's too early to say for sure
>>582751641>if you read their event story.lollmao
>>582751447Funny how ninja is flat in her default outfit then suddenly she gets a boobjob.
>>582748774Is anime completely dead now then?
For me it's Haibane Renmei
>>582753861Unc moment
>>582749960
>>582750264>and your teenage daughter is thoroughly creeped outcould you blame me if she refuses to turn into a hag?
Still waiting for the Asapin vs Futoshi match.
>>582723958Don't make it 10 fucking matches next time, TO. Nobody has time to play that much mahjong.
>>582709142white population is just too low
>>582749196ATORUEACH
>>582756453It's min 7 games for 7 day of quallies. Surely, if you frequent the mahjong general you can play, on average, 1 game/day.
>look up the tourney names>the same 10 luckshitterswhy bother
>>582756975Not when I'm available, sadly. When I can play there's nobody queuing up.
does anyone want to q now
>>582757171queue up right now
>queing during telly hours
GLORIOUS DAY
My fuarking hero Uotani on the telly
Riichi with the ton is the only logical option right?
Pigge on the telly.
>>582758072probably, but a passive dama and just riding it out with the option of safely folding doesn't sound crazy eitherI think I'd riichi though
Beast X? What happened to Beast I to IX?
>destroys the auspicious harmony of mahjong table againbravo chowsuke
>>582756571How the fuck did whites tard wrangle all of civilization for millennia just to suddently give up?
>sanmenkeks
>>582758072I'd riichi with the 5p like an unhinged schizophrenic because apparently I'm using Akagi.
>>582759035women got the right to vote
>>582759035religion that negates racial bias and forgives mortal crimes
Holy GOD play from pig.
>pushing those tiles against obvious chinitsunot sure if based or retarded
>>582758072You could also wait for the 4 or 5 of circles, but given your opponents’ discards, this looks like a more risky option.
>>582758072Easy ryanmen riichi.
Beast kex...
Lol date such a scrub
I solved the repo WWYD
>you now remember trainkinos
>>582761414Now get out of novice
>>582761414I did too.
getting the repo wwyd ****correct**** consistently is the 2nd biggest indicator that you are a looperk
>>582761414It was an easy one nya, nothing to be proud of.
>>582761652And yet it still baited the anon above you into seething.
>dama pinfu nomiSoulless but correct choice
>>582761882>kino mistaken as soulessshit taste
>dama pinfu nomi>kino
>>582761638TRYKE
pinfu nomi is literally rarer than a mangan
yuzu
What the FUCK is Hinata doing?
>>582762090it's rarer because tanyaochuuchuu exists dipshit
>>582762202
ronbabubabu chuu chuuyoujo chikantatechin dorodorotanyao3900 pointo (japanese for point)
PigCHADS!!!!
Futoshi so cool
>>582762090are you insane or just kekspert
Honestly, with this lineup, Asapin is pretty much guaranteed to win.
>>582762537don't underestimate male debuff
>>582762537>the gyaru>the oneesan>the yangirerisou no harem machi
>>582762501Pinfu comes with riichi like 99.99999% of the time though.
>>582762712offensively yes, but dama pinfu is defensive.
Asapin has to school these foids and send them back to the kitchen.
>>582762889What? Riichi pinfu is plenty defensive, especially in M-league where everyone folds at the drop of a hat.
>>582762965if you are presumably first to reach tenpai then yes, but often enough either someone has some open tenpai you can identify, or the dealer discards high value tiles showing you that he might be tenpai, and you dont wanna rush into those with a 2.5han hand.Or you are ahead, and know others would push into you in this bakyou.
>>582762889and you see this very rarely especially in aka nashi
>>582763196aka ari* naturally
18 turns left? perfect time to riichi
>>582763196I would'nt say very rarely, once in 3 hanchans I see it I would say, if we count tenpai aswell it probably happens every hanchan.
>>582762940My fuarkin hero blowing those whiny women back to the dark ages where they belong.
>>582763302I riichi on the last possible turn
>>582763302I riichi on 5 turns left so cucks fold out of tenpai and deal in
Is it true that late game riichis are worth more or did I fall for a meme?
Asapin will RAPE everyone at this table and get away with it.
>>582762940It's not looking good... the foids are dealing into each other...
Asakek will literally get chewed up and spit out by this table,loser steves always betting on the loser like themselves
>>582763335yeah and you see 3 mangans every hanchanso
>>582763485if the wait is good you have better chance at ippatsu since it's unlikely to have all 8 tiles used up by the other players for your ryanmen wait
>>582763485Meme from Kobago's book. Tbqh, he words it in a clickbaity manner.https://natsuai.com/mahjong/digital/chapter-4-3/
>>582763714>tenhoi vs kekxperts
>even a monkey can become a celestial with mortal and enough bananas
>raiden
What the fuck was that deal-in? What is wrong with Raidentards?
>>582763884iyaaa gomen
>foids will just kill each others while asapin spectates
>>582763485If it’s late in the game and you have little left to lose, it could be worth it to try to gain ground and make up for your losses.
>>582763909
>>582763806>b-but muh 10000 hour incel grind internet certificate???I had a feeling a stevetard would bring that up, these roasties will use their female positive vibes power and blown this little chigyu to the outer space
>>582763485Review more games with Mortal and you will learn third row riichis are a fucking scam, that 1k is a stick donation to the pot
>>582763743>>582763780>>582763980>>582764042I thought it made sense, what are the odds you are gonna deal in in the next 2 draws? Also forcing some people off tenpai for more noten payments, and ippatsumo doesnt care how many tiles are left
>asapin already fumbling his shitoiowari
SHIITOIKEKSWE LOVE IISHANTEN HELL WHILE THE WALL MOCKS US WITH EFFERVESCENT LAUGHTERS
>>582764042Mortal is a coward anyway, Naga/Coach send those riichis way more often
KARAGIRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lCzPwXDoOEDonald Dramp
>>582764319good thing breathing was under control
New yaku: Guzen Gamble, worth 2 hanYou pay 4k at riichi, you are then allowed to draw whatever tile you want from the wall, if it's your winning tile good, if it's not, you pay 1k points to everyone at the table.
>>582764078That's true, but >you're putting a stick on the table for others to maybe win next round>your winrate goes down if the alternative is yaku ari dama>others can push tenpai vs your riichi so it doesn't give you more noten payments>there's lots of genbutsu late in third row so it's often easy to push vs you safely>your tsumo odds with just a few draws are bad
>>582764523>draw the dora indicator
>>582764585That's the deadwall, not the wall...
>>582764447I don't know if it's gimmick mahjong and if it's online mahjong
mahjongas must grow bigger
>>582764552These are listed in reverse order of importance
>>582764648you didn't specify live wall
>>582764753Man's desire knows no bounds.
>>582764987
>>582764987Gweilo, the ad revenue...
>>582764987Do you just skip bras at this stage?
>>582764987won't someone think of etopen
>>582765162negative ev
>>582765162finding bras for this size might be more unbelievable than seeing these mahjongas
>>582764987I think nodoka should just go topless, its a feminist lesbo utopia in the sakiverse anyway watched over by a vengeful ritz god zapping any male that tries to unyuuu tiem one of the girls
tick tok asakeks
>>582765460You are thinking of a raw nature like an animal but only a man can create the perfection through combination of seifuku and nodokas mahjongas
rumi doesnt make le funny faces anymore?
>>582766134That's AkiRumi retired
>>582765221
Asapin bros, what the H*CK is going on?
>online:1
>Marie Antoinette-typeWhat did they mean by this?
Kurosawa is so disgustingly lucky, it's ridiculous.
>>582766215you are right, i was wondering where that giant disgusitng nose mole was
Tonight's the night...
>>582764523Out of curiosity, how many new mahjong rule variants that are being created today? Washizu mahjong, aka Battle of Clairvoyance, is one example, but I thought most other variants were rooted in time-honored traditions.
chumo matsuri
>>582766543>disgustingly lucky>dead last
>>582750159
cmon kurosawa oikake this chigyu
>>582767254She dealt into a three calls toitoi honitsu dealer haneman, it's justice that she's last. She should be lower.
WWYD?
>>582767430sex with rototo
[BAD NEWS] the chief foid is eating the other foids
>every single hand gets fucked over by someone else dealing in to someone elseAsapin is literally me
>futasuji
thanks for a stick shiitoi nerd
>>582767461so we agree she isn't disgustingly lucky
>>582767482Chii, cut 5m. The shapes are good for calling and not great for drawing, so you'll probably open this at some point anyway.
>>582767254She would be worse if m-league didn't rig hands for raiden
>>582767482I would chi cut 5mHand is laboriously slow and even then not particularly valuable otherwise
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKWHY BIG DICK HANDS GET KEKEDAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>582767556No.
>>582767732Okay.
>>582767625>>582767663It felt like a grave error in hindsight but maka was 50-50 on it. Mortal is 80-20 on it though and I think that is correct, getting this to tenpai menzen seems like a pain
Kana chan kawaii
KAAAAAAAAAAAN
ummm asapin sisters??
'pin bros... not like this
>no uraso unlucky
>>582767526>eat an oyakaburi from the table ATM and be in danger of getting 4th despite doing nothing obviously wrongIt's getting spooky
MATSUMOTOOOOOOOOOOO
>after dealer haneman deal-inFucking luckshitter
Asapin is living life on the highest difficulty
>>582769074>4th place gets an early riichi in south 4
cmon steve deal in to the rumi sanshoku
>kurosawa draws another akayeah this shit is rigged against asapin
NOOO MR PIN
>don't deal in>die from tsumo lossasapin is literally me
>>582763806>>582764019kek
>>582762652>>582762652
AHAHAHAAHAH BYE BYE ASAPIN GO BACK TO PAYING CHILD SUPPORT STEVEKEKS BTFO
>tune into other table>bookbro oyaman deal inBusiness as usual I see
le book...
>>582769668Road to ippan/adept 1
mleaguers who suffer the most>asapin
Man, getting 4th twice in 3 games sucks...
>>582767205MJS/RC event modes are new variants
>>582769695jane armpit spotted
Asapinbros... our hero failed us and all men.
matsumoto...maybe plumbing is your calling...
>>582769767Matsumoto is phenomenally unlucky, same with Kayamori
win tonight??
gee i wonder what could go wrong here
Simple tourney queue onegai
this commentator is too loud, feels like im watching a /mjg/ league stream with esls screaming
>>582770494dont play with luckshitters
>>582770494You're not even in queue
>>582770290
how do I grinch the simple tourney?
ALAAAAAAAAAAARM
>>582771253it's dead
twee in queue
>>582771389Even blanks can hurt
if theres no game in the tourney in 5 minutes im going to leave
>>582771748Telly is on doofus
>>582771748if there's 3 in the queue I'll join
>>582771748That's my first game. Please be nice
>5 shanten with kanchans>sugoi haipaistop, this is not funny
pagpag
Matsumoto is about to be raped live on stream.
>>582772859How is that news? Isn't that a garbage hand?
>>582772867he didn't even fight for his oyaban, you can't rape the willing
>>582773219quite literally
>>582773219Kurosawa is reputed for going for slow valuable hands
>>582773446and also practically never callingFrankly her playstyle ticks me off
sonoda fuck off
>double Drivens first
>>582740508why does /bag/ get to have this while our mahjong culture is erased
>>582774553It's a blob!! Jannies, kill it!!!
>>582774553https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
>>582774553I guess bagposter is a janny
>>582774553Yosh, yosh, anon... They can kill the man, but not the idea.
slime the blob
>gay fox
>4 riichis>0 winsJust euthanize Matsumoto before he dies painfully of terminal luckletitis.
But I didn't deal in.ichihime-2.png
>>582776093fuck off rc shill
>>582776509It was a crazy game
>>582776509Sorry...
>>582776509the trick to winning is simply to win, not dealing and positive ev won't change that
If I want a Washizu-style set, would it be cheaper to have an acrylic cutter cut the tiles and have the markings printed by a company I used to work for or would it be cheaper to buy the official set? I don’t want to have engravings on the tiles because that would only either open up the game to cheating or force people to play by rules like having to either wear gloves or draw tiles quickly.
>>582774553maybe stay with your kind seanigger?
>>582777175>I don’t want to have engravings on the tiles because that would only either open up the game to cheating or force people to play by rules like having to either wear gloves or draw tiles quickly.you don't want to play washizu mahjong
>>582777513I don't have a kind seanigger, he's actually very terse
Q
I want to play Washizu Mahjong but not the larp version. I want the version that lets me see how the life of my opponent leaves his eyes as the game progresses along and to see him despair.
>>582777175the acrylic tile-shaped blobs will be garbage if the company does not specialize in mahjong tiles, you won't be able to ron properly (and build wall, but in washizujong it's not your concern)and the printings will come off after playing for a while, but you'll only play a dozen games top before the gimmick wears offalso >>582777774
>>582776772unironically celestial-tier advice
>>582778505kek
2 in Q
>>582770781the torment is over fucking finally
>>582778168that's just normal mahjong
>>582778959amazen
>>582778959no one cares dude
Running for a snack but I'm not unqueueingI sure hope no one takes advantage of this
>>582778959why is this "pro" woman jobbing
>>582778959I care anon, congrats
3 in Q
>startedkms
Started
>>582778334But casinos use dice with the engravings filled in in order to prevent people from gaining unfair advantages based on the weights the faces of the dice have anyway. But I guess this means there are cutters who specialize in gaming products like dice and mahjong tiles, though maybe I’d have to ask that company I worked for. I’m pretty sure they have done business in printing acrylic signs in the past, though I guess one that specializes in gaming products would be better.
What happened, SEAkeks?
>in in
>Open up wikipedia because I'm bored at work>Sudden mahjong in the homepage under the "Did you know" section
>>582783970I actually didn't know Kana did the OP for thatI'll attribute that to my burning indifference for pon no michi
>>582783970What did they mean by this
>>582783970pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon
>>582783970Not interesting enough to be on the front page desu
>>582784087iirc she wasn't a pro at that time yet and only passed the exam a few months later but it's like splitting hairs who cares
>>582784298Mahjong is just unknown enough of a... sport? that the average joe might think it's interestingLike how Hagiwara is a mahjong player as well as the voice of Akagi
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey any rooms
>>582785139q
can I get banned for using mods (I am not f2p)
>>582785507>not f2pno>f2palso no
>>582785139I'm in a room
I want to be in the room where it happens
>>582783970>Bibliography>The Story of How My Life Changed After Learning [Warren] Buffett's Investing Methods >Even Beginners Will Understand Instantly! Kana Nakada's Introduction to Mahjong >Nakada Kana 1st Photo Essay Kaiseki Memorialalways funny to see how ex-idols chase success in haphazard ways
>>582784298there's some crazy mahjong shilling going on, I keep hearing people talking about it in random places, though mostly it's american or chinese mahjong
https://store.steampowered.com/app/5015290/American_Mahjong/doko
>'dit no michiwho care
>>582785974just a new thingpeople tired of poker and blowjack
>>582785974it's not as niche as it used to be 6-7 years ago when everyone picked it up as a covid hobby
>>582786234*meechie
>>582786167I can't read these cards
>>582786167>National Mah Jongg League cards are not includedAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://x.com/mfg573/status/2104843873927270820?s=20do you mean to tell me this is only accessible in nipland on arcades?
>>582786246But the chinese way of playing should be more popular/standard?Literally the only people learning riichi are weebs and nips.
>>582786250In a few years mahjong will be flooded with trannies and faggots that will make it normieslop and cringe. Mark my words.
>>582786167where are the guns? where are the balls?
>>582786653>In a few yearsIt already happened like 3 years ago
>>582786653>he doesn't knowOh no no no no no [wheeze]
>>582786612Don't think so, chinkjong is more of an obscure thing>>5827866536 years ago the breach happened
>>582786593get your grim aloe here https://p.eagate.573.jp/game/eacloud/p/common/title.html?game=qma
>>582786870>chinkjong is more of an obscure thingChinkjong is way more popular worldwide what are you talking about
>>582786870if you ignore china I guess
>>582786167>Sloopa
dokoichihime-3.png
Ill never play shichuan mahjong but i do love me some shichuan fried rice
>>582786429>>582786573This one looks easier to read and it’s available online for free.
>>582786167>Crak
>>582787915What about Hong Jong? East China?
>>582788047But isn’t this literally a name given to the manzu/character suit?
>>582787809qichihime-5.png
>>582788379>Online: 1
>>582787148>>582786982But aren’t half of the people who play Riichi City and Mahjong Soul either Chinese or Japanese in origin?
>>582788746Yes anon I'm certain those nearly 200k chink players who play riichi mahjong don't know how to play chinkjong and decided to pick up the japanese version as a hobby instead
>>582788746riichi city players are either bots or taiwanese
>>582787148>>582786982go back to wechat
be honest, do you speak chinese?
>>582789195No but I should learn. I was rejected from 2 jobs because all the partners are now in China.
>>582789195
>>582789080This doesn’t mean they don’t play both versions.
Doko
>everyone left the queue
>>582789427time
>>582789195Yes!
>>582789472:50
>>582789382And it doesn't make chinkjong obscure. I've met over a dozen grannies in my area who play chinkjong and when we went to play riichi mahjong at anime cons with friends most people were interested in chinkjong not riichi mahjong. Even at IRL tourneys you will met players who feel annoyed by riichi mahjong and would rather play chinkjong instead.
If you give the wrong answer to the Newcomb paradox, you will never be good at mahjong.
Is Murphy bottomless?
>>582789736>implying there is a correct answer
>>582789818If you fiddle with the opacity on her base outfit, you can see the panties
>>582789736>hindsighti will take none and ask claude to erp with me
>>582789940damn, and i thought i was gonna roll...
>>582789736taking both boxes is always correct
>>582790237this is why you are brown
>>582789736I don't get it, why wouldn't you chose B.>b-but picking both means you get an additional $1000 in both casesDon't kid yourself, you're not smarter than the Predictor.
>>582790415browns don't understand that it's +EV to take both and only take B
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/4220082/0adbb5228f/
>>582789732But this would only beg the question of why Japanese mahjong is so popular among Chinese Steam users if they’d instead prefer to play by their own rules, as well as why Japanese-style mahjong games are the most popular among mahjong games that aren’t solitaire games. I mean, they also have mahjong as a board game, but it isn’t like the version of chess, for example, that I’d play on my computer is that different from how I’d play in real life.
>>582789736>Hypnosis
>>582790624chinks and gooks are huge weebs retard
>>582790565>takes as many gibs as he can because more gibs is more good>loses a millionbravo browns
>>582790624>why Japanese mahjong is so popular among Chinese Steam usersJapanese mahjong isn't popular, gacha is. You will rarely find any chink who played Tenhou. They play Majsoul and RC for the gacha.
>>582789634
>>582789634>2 different rooms againjust say tonpuu or hanchan
>>582790894my exact reaction, did you boot tonpuu again?
>>582790721The contents of the box are already determined, if I would've gotten the million for choosing B I'm still getting it for taking both, I understand that you being brown means you lack object permanence so as far as you understand the money will magically stop existing or start existing based on the choice but it's already there or not there
>>582790835It doesn’t help that Tenhou hasn’t been released on Steam yet. Plus, is it like much of the Gacha require them to play in ranked matches?
>>582791107your use of big works without fundamentally understanding that you're losing a million dollars for chump change betrays your skin toneyou're not the guy beating the AI at this game buddy
>>582791231>It doesn’t help that Tenhou hasn’t been released on Steam yetYes, instead it has its own website where it has been running for over 20 years. A website that was never blocked in China and any chink could easily access for decades. >it like much of the Gacha require them to play in ranked matches?You can only get 5 free rolls a month if you play 5+ ranked games a day. It's heavily dependent on grinding ranked.
>>582791107You just lost a free million because you tried to outsmart an essentially omniscient entity with perfect predictive accuracy.
If I can get a free million I wouldn't care about a thousand extra bucks but maybe that's just me
I would not switch doorsI want the goat
I would outsmart an essentially omniscient entity with perfect predictive accuracy.t. temporarily embarassed celestial
mfgg
>played mfg with botsgg say hanchan or tonpuu next time
tonpuu is default until stated otherwise
>>582792697no it's fucking not
this is what you get for not lurking enough
>>582792779there was no hanchan mode back then so it is
>>582792530gg, thanks for the quick game
>>582792923>it was notbut what about now?
>>582792003Why is elisa about to eat that sheeps ass
>>582793028You would do the same.
>>582793028He has a name you know
>>582793187YOU KNOW MY NAAAAAAME
Picking both boxes is positive EV.
I play by feelings not EV
>>582789736I don't think I have seen a single worthwhile "thought experiment."Oooh I made up le bullshit unrealistic problem and people don't really know what a clear answer to it would be, this is... le interesting!No it is not.Here's a thought experiment, would you rather kill one of your relatives, or all of them? Only your family members will know about the murder and you don't get to not kill any.What do you mean it's a stupid contrived question that manages to be a non sequitur even without context? It's a thought experiment! It tests how willing you are to sacrifice family members in order to not have to feel guilty towards the remaining living ones! Very important and thought-provoking.
>>582793187Poyayan?
>>582793582Closehttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0983983
>>582793187Biggus Dickus?
>>582793542Chinese room
>>582793772Incontenentia Buttox
>>582793772>>582793831I hate that this was also the first thing to come to mind when I read that post
>>582793772
>>582791576Tsunoda actually goes out of his way to make Tenhou accessible outside of Japan with foreign servers, he could've easily told gaijin to fuck off DMM style. By the way Tenhou has been half-translated for like half of a decade because Jenn made a big stink about potentially using romanji instead of an actual English translation.
Queue
>>582794392nyo
>>582794392I have to get ready for work
>>582793542>I don't think I have seen a single worthwhile "thought experiment."Assuming that you will play an arbitrarily large number of hanchans against highly skilled players with each player having time to review paifus in between if they wish, what % of the time should you cut guest winds over a 1/9 in a 14/69 shape in your early discards to obfuscate that you have a 4/6 in your hand?
I'm queueing for bed
>>582794742can I join?
>>582794392I queued'ed
>>582793542>I don't think I have seen a single worthwhile "thought experiment."We know you don't like thinking buddy, don't worry
>>582793187Is...is that a fricking league nana reference?!
>>582794689Never. 0%.
QUEUE
NANI!?
>>582795468Tomorrow, I still have 6 more matches to play
>>582789732But could this perhaps be a result of the competitive nature surrounding Japanese mahjong? I’d like to see how the game would fare in more sociable and friendly environments.
>>582795782>could this perhaps be a result of the competitive nature surrounding Japanese mahjong?Not at all. Chinkjong is just as competitive if not more. Illegal parlors get busted nearly every month.
>>582795468Sorry cutie, I already played my 10 games.
2 in q
A queue for two.
no telly no queue
>train is late>be angry, play some mahjong>play mahjong, get even more angryScrew wage cage, screw trains, screw mahjong, screw everything!
What's the difference between a nyagger and an onion?No one cries when you cut a nyagger in slices.
>>582796868>screw everythingeven me?
>>582796868I can't play mahjong during my train comute because network is too unstable in some areas. Maybe it's for the better...
>>582797101Yes. Rough.
>>582797841imagine clocking into work after getting 4th against 3 m1 loopers 5 minutes agoimagine how that would feel
>>582798681>>582798681>>582798681
queue almost ready, come join. One game just ended and there are 4 waiting.
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