Farewell Edition>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/698776157349216434>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>582725439
Silver is excited for the update
She's in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvFYgELj2X0さようなら。
Player count post patch predictions?
Characters you're gonna play after the remodels? I think I wanna play Calico
>gritUnless you are building into a shield item, isn't this item largely a meme? It gives you a 200 shield. Extra Health gives you more than 200 hp. Grit is just shitty Extra Health.
The matchmaking is so fucking wack, you either get raped or the enemy team doesn't buy any greens and the game ends in less than 20 minutes
what's up with people being chat banned here? I call russians snow niggers all the time and I'm not banned yet
>>58277739290k
>>582777392peak 200k, afterwards it will remain a consistent 130k-150
>be me>be muted>get unmuted>can finally play ranked again>call some retards in a state mandated loss game nigger faggots>muted again>wokies from Rivals will infest this game when content patch drops>It will only get worse.jpeg>still no attractive big booty bitches like Rivals has>Literal Chinese company supports free speech more than Valve an American company.Rivals won bros. Have fun dilating your ACK wounds.
Fathom day!!!! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIt's all lead up to this, baby! After almost 2 years I will have you again, my love!!!!
>>582777435You activate it when you are about to die to survive dot or an enemy dive. I buy it on everyone every lane phase now.
>>582777435ive had moments where i buy grit at 300 hp in lane and someone overextends because they think they'll kill me only for me to get a shield its good for hp baiting it has its uses
I guess i have some more time to work on my fighting game project and character designs while I wait for this fuckass content update
>>582777414>can't chastise annoying faggots who AFK or dudes who think voice comms is their chance to hold 5 other people hostage and listen to their pointless babbleThis is the problem with the world. You gotta coddle annoying faggots who are clearly in the wrong and if you don't you're the problem and not them.
>>582777392billions...
>>582777617My friend calls people fags in almost every game we lose. But he says it like once and then shuts up. He has never been muted. Seeing that leads me to believe people like you are both truly deranged and also unaware of just how deranged you are.
Yambros... I'm beginning to think our girl won't get a model rework after all
>>582777692Leave this trash discussion in the last thread.
>>582777435Early game the burst of 200 HP exactly when you need it is more useful then 200 HP raw for trades.And it upgrades later into bursts of shields or shields or eventually into divine barrier.
>>582777395Calico'ing the CalicoThat's fucking illegal
>>582777692I am not offendedBut I will report you because I know on the off-chance you get banned, not only do you get pissed off, but I also don't have to risk running into you again.Sit.
>>582777782>My friend is a projecting faggotHappy for your boyfriend. Some of us grew up bullying your faggot kind and do not care because we understand its words on a screen you should get to that too. Its embarrassing to not see that in your 20s.
>>582777857i hope not, her goofy 8head has grown on me and i would prefer this to all the idealized leagueslop designs people keep spamming
>>582777692Given how you're now spamming the thread to whine about being muted AGAIN, I think its pretty clear what the issue is. Learn to let shit go lil nigga.
>>582777867Migus and Yamahead
>>582777960>I am a bitchmade faggot who sucks cocks for a living>I-I will report you like a womanGet your T-levels checked>SitJust lmao at this pathetic attempt to redeem any sense of masculinity.
If I see an empty lane should I push it or join the team fight higher up?Also what is a mid boss and why nobody does it?
>>582777392~232k based on the gains from previous hero patches
>>582777989If I play with someone that regularly calls people fags do you think I have an issue with it? This whole post is such cope. It's a non-sequitur arguing with something I didn't say. I clearly don't care if someone says fag in a video game, I never said or implied I did. The reality is you get banned because you're clearly a psycho that can't shut the fuck up, I pointed that out and provided proof so now you need to cope because we both know you don't just call someone a fag and move on.
>>582778161>emotional outburstWoman. kwab. Learn to control your emotions
>>582778240>If I play with someone who calls people fags>Doesn't deny being a troon fagYou are not fooling me its the same stupid double standard basketball Americans use when they say nigga but chimp out when you call them nigger.
>>582777639But Extra Health does literally the same thing for you AND it boosts the healing you get from troopers.
>>582777867I refuse. This is growing problem in gaming culture and its to coddle the dipshits who want to be a victim.>>582778024I mean, I'm not that guy, but I get the frustration. I had a billy int and throw a game because he refused to participate for 10 mins out of a tantrum of trying to 1v2 on a rift, losing, and losing a 2k bag.Like how is that our fucking fault, any of that. We couldn't in context the rift nor did we need to in that moment. We could have let it go.And he tried to act like the victim when I went on voice to chew him out being a little bitch who can't temper his emotions and needs 5 other fucking people to do it for him so he can play a god damn video game. Like we need to protect him from his own stupid ass decisions.
patch in 6
>>582778407>>582778161Never seen two looney troons have a melty at each other like this
>>582778517Years?
>>582778407No emotional outburst but Rivals won, hard have fun with the Rivals troons reporting you for micro aggressions or whatever though. I will have fun looking at sexy hero women.
can I get 60 wins in 9 days??
>>582778213Is your team strong enough to be fighting? How pushed is the lane? Mid boss is an objective that can grant your team 3 instant respawns upon death, it can be useful in making a hard push towards an objective.
Lady Jeanne Geist owes me sex
>>582777782Does he play standard? If you get teamed with a large party and they all report you it's easy to get a comms ban even if you barely say anything
>>582777348you can just exercise impulse control and not sperg out at peoplei regularly call my teammates retarded and ive never gotten muted because im not a socially challenged third worlderif you're White and not underage then you have no excuse. just acquire social skills. it is a social game
>>582778601Cool story bro. Enjoy the chinkslop I guess>>582778537Am I not allowed to make fun of faggots without being a "loony troon"?
>>582778624they're extending the season because of the patch today
they're in the office working on the patch
>>582777395People don't actually think they're going to raceswap Calico right? She's going to look like a strong black womyn no matter what, they're not making her white or turning her into a cat-woman or something. Don't be delusional.
>>582778697Brother, this is a non-issue with built in game solutions like the mute button. My generation of people understood its text on the screen in MW2 lobbies why is your generation so soft? You do know the world literally does not give two shits about your pronouns right?
>>582777617Look at it like this: you can say the n word all you want, just not in front of the wrong tranniesI'll take that deal over not having the ability to say it at all
>>582778624After playing last night in standard, if you can't get 60 wins there you are unironically retarded.These niggas don't even use the fucking ziplines. Just win lane and rape them. With the update there are going to be even more newcuties.
>>582778818She unironically just needs a different hairstyle and some outfit touchups
>>582778818it's possible to make hot sexy niggersunfortunately valve is incapable of that
>>582778818>Name calico>has a sphynx catAlways triggers me.
how the fuck there is no leaks on this upcoming patch?Or maybe it's going to be very underwhelming update
Crazy to see how far this game has come since Uncle Dane saved it from being canceled like 100 other different Valve projects by leaking it.
>>582778918That's the thing though you don't have to make some shitty choice. Rivals is a very successful game and it does not pander to these retards because they know these retards don't even play the game. Why does Valve pander to them when we know damn well they don't have to with the success of CS?
>>582777392120k, the big barrier is still going to be the invite only shit
>>582779045>only developers and their chosen ones have access to the private playtesting build>no streamers or pro players or other faggotsthat's why, are you retarded?>>582779109>Rivals is a very successful gamelmao
>>582779010>redditspacing lolbabs unironically find this attractivegrim
>>582777392400k + if it transitions to open beta. I think it's time, the iron is hot.
>>582779045after the last leak they culled all the streamer-tards from the playtest
>>582779107I would throw Deadlock in a woodchipper if it meant HL3 desu.
>>582779045because the previous leaks ruined the surprise so they cracked down on them
>>582779248And thank goodness for that
>>582777392with how many people have stuck around compared to last year when we were sitting at ~20k players until the big patch i can see it hitting a new peak but who knows, i see people excited for it almost everywhere i talk in now which was not the case for ognb
>Realize that if new heroes are gonna be released we still have to go through the voting process so they get releasedSee you all in 2 days.
>>582779170How you going to feel when this dog shit game dies to woke mob people and becomes artifact 3.0? Valve needs to release HL3
>582779419weak bait
>>582779401It took you this long? Voting being reenabled in the patch last week didn't clue you in?
>582779170Why do you people pretend to be retarded?Rivals has a higher 24 hour peak on Steam than any of its competitors and is one of the biggest games on PlayStation.
>>582777269It will bring her new nerfs
good morning rem fuckers
>>582779013Unironically a good opportunity to give her a bit of that skin condition that MJ had. Though I guess it might be a bit too much on the nose. But giving her some grey hairs could woek.
>guy who can't stop getting muted is a anti-woke tard who loves chink sloplol
>>582779594goon morning!!!!!!!!
>>582779512>Voting being reenabled in the patch last week?
>>582778818so?
>>582777395>not stealing the sinner tooWE DONT WASTE FOOD IN THIS HOUSE
>>582779710THROW IT BACK REM THROW IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>582779672>tranny is depressed and on ssris
about 1 deny per game isn't too bad right?
>>582779727The patch last week that added a few minor things and enabled the red eyes also changed flags in the code referencing voting.
>>582779512I'm borderline retarded AND a Paige player please understand
Every boosted shitter is going to bitch after this update GUTS their fucking get out of jail free card abilities that take no effort to use cannot wait to see how much wraith players fucking seethe after they cant do a lane wide teleport anymore its going to be glorious
>>582779109Valve is not pandering to anyone, Valve games have ALWAYS been nazis vs trannies in terms of community split
>>582779401Really like the posters from last time, good art
>>582778818Her hair needs to be changed but her being black isn't an issue. >>582779728I love Jacinthe.
Finally a real Mage/Wizard characterAn actual GOOD gun carry not spirit hybrid bullshit and not VenatorLimited number of tumblr OC snarky yuri cringe self insertsAt least one cute furry (boy)plz plz plz
>>582780069shitty wizard bros...its our time
>>582779772As long as your souls aren't getting denied, it's fine. It's more important that you take care of yourself.
>>582779871No, Valve is chud territory DOTA was a WC3 mod clone and Warcraft is chud coded, CS got ADL kvetching and the main character of Half Life is a literal chudjak. Join the 51%.
>>582780069>At least one cute furry (boy)billy and rem are both hot though
>>582779772
>>582779871truthnuke.
>>582780069>Finally a real Mage/Wizard characterYou are my niggaI want a slow 2 stam mage with no mobility that just spam nukes at people
>>582779865Wraith is going untouched chief id like that bullshit ability gone too but let’s be serious
>>582780145The main character of Half Life 2 is the ambiguously brown girlboss Gordon Freeman is not a character
>>582780069I want another M1 spirit character, but make his M1 tied to abilities think like League's Cassiopeia where she spams E. Wraith is the closest to this but then they gave her full auto with infinite ammo, what the fuck is that?
>>582780145>wc3 modBrother, custom maps are not mods.
>wake up>no patchyoshi...There will be a reckoning soon...
>>582780069I just want a skeleton guy to play as
>>582777915Wrong but pop off king
>>582780145holy cope
>>582778674Yup and we have played stacks. He's never been banned. My guess is most people aren't going to bother reporting you if you say one or two things. Its probably the retards that spend 5 minutes arguing and spamming chat that piss people off enough to do it.
>>582780256geist and rem should swap places
I don't believe in open beta but this update could be beta in China + monkey King hero.just thinking out loud in case I'm right
>>582780408if you think he's wrong you are low elo
>>582778513>I mean, I'm not that guy, but I get the frustrationYeah but did you get banned for that? I want you to imagine how this guy must be acting to get comm banned in a Valve game.
>>582780405we're still 6 or so hours off from when they dropped Old Gods and did any character updatesimma nap
>>582780325Actually. Ezreal would work too. We need more skillfvl skillshot heroes.
>>582780256Why is Geist a chud but REM and Apollo is a chud?
>>582780370Join>>582780320The>>58278041451%I been playing Valve games since the early 2000s. Its chud territory fuck off back to OW troon.
>>582779772It’s pretty bad, generally at a minimum you want 10% of your last hit total
>>582780426I say slurs every 3 or 4 games and have never been bannedYou have to be a obnoxious nigger to get banned since it means everyone on your team is consistently reporting you.
>>582780492The only monkey king hero concept I've liked is this one
Update drops around 5 pm? I dont think Slork will be released in the voting, they may jebait him for later.I think we'll see Candace and Boho. Dunno about any others, theres a few referenced from the prior August 2025 batch of heroes, so those could show up like Poltergeist, Druid, Skyrunner etc.>>582777617Say shit on mic then you retarded scared niglet.I say all types of wild shit in mic, I don't get in trouble because it would require a tranny nigger recording or deadlock to have ai voice moderation. I will say I am unfortunately at like 7400 communication score in dota 2, unable to use mic because I told someone they "play like they're wheelchair bound">>582779871This is true, its like brony nazi simulator
>>582780492>open betaAnd people we’re bitching about matchmaking before, I can’t imagine what a massive influx of new players would do>Monkey KingEhhhhh, idk about that unless he was some mafia guy or a Hitman that just happens to have that nickname
>>582780496Using 200hp on a 60 second cooldown as some sort of gotcha only works on low eloI accept your concession
>>582780735Saying slurs in this game has such a low chance of getting you combanned it’s being a annoying cunt that usually pisses everyone off
>>582780772they've gotta bring something in to appeal to the Chinese audience, perfect world already started promoting the game a month ago but it's not available yet
Valve betrayed the European fanbase
>>582780956We've been over this beforeWuxia character as the chinese rep
>>582779010This is the best small indie company could do
>>582780256>Haze is le epic trained killer straight out of a 12 year-old's fanfic>Haze is picked in 110.2% of matches>Haze is a hyper carry who can stun you and instakill you for easy trades, ensuring no one can ever hurt or even threaten your fragile ego>Somehow she is not quintessential chudcoreAnon...
>>582780910I wasn’t aware Grit had a 60 second cooldown what the fuck?200hp is NOTHING how does that earn such a long cooldown
>>582781048she is a glownigger
>>582781048Its simpleCharacters he likes: ChudCharacters he dislikes: Tranny
>>582780910sorry that you are low elo
>>582780660>projecting troon meltielol!
>>582780939This, I also throw the occasional nigger word and I've never been muted.If you are getting consistently muted it means that the racist chuds are also reporting you.
>>582781205i hate bebop, mo and krill, and billy with a passion but you'd be stupid to call them tranny coded
>>582781139I think shields were so strong for so long they were scared to make it good
>>582781139At this point the best grit has is upgrading into better items
>>582780956Yeah but Monkey King doesn’t really seem like it’d fit unless they retooled the shit out of him and risk pissing off the Chinese
>>582780747this actually rocks
>>582781307Punks (Billy) are famously anti-nazi.
Yam bros how we feeling? I'm feeling a nerf coming.
>>582781139You only use it once or twice before upgrading it200 is a lot one minute into a game
>>582781285>>582780735I feel like slinging the nigger word has sort of become a charisma checkYou can say it as long as you are funny, if you are an obnoxious faggot you're getting muted
>>582781139i mean, if you think of it as an instant heal vs healing rite which heals 300 over time with a 70 second cooldown, it kinda makes sense
>>582781473She's not that good to deserve nerfsIf anything I hope she gets a rework
It is 8:20 on the west coast!Update any minute now!
>>582781025So Yamato, China? How about Valve don't do the fellating Chinese micropenis humiliation ritual this time, Chinese culture and history is not nearly as rich or interesting as it is made out to be by nationalist chinks online
>>582781414billy is anti establishment. back then, rightoids were the establishment. now lefties are the establishment. therefore, billy is a chud
>>582781414Punks were only temporally antinazis, spiritually they are anti establishment and the nazis were merely the establishment of the time. Notice how modern punks that don’t realize this and shill for the neoliberal state come off as incoherent
>>582780256>Dynamo>a married man that loves his wife>tranny codedwho the fuck made this
3 games in a row with hero graves teammates who try to 1v5 and get killed like complete retards, also can't take any criticism whatsoeverwhat's going on?
IM SO EXCITED AHHH
Why is it just chud or tranny especially when the majority of left-wing men are within the range of hasan to anthony fantano or some other skinny fat youtuber guyDo you think that every left-leaning dude is a literal transexual?
>>582781620I'm sure calling the graves a coomer tranny was constructive criticism in your mind
>>582781620>gravesAnswering your own question there
>>582781719Just ignore the mentally ill culture warriors those words have lost all meaning
can they postpone the update for another couple weeks? I just started a new game last week to decompress from deadlock
>>582777617>>582777782I say nigger and assorted slurs in like, half my matches. The key is to live in places of world where people don't give a shit because you only get banned if you get mass reported.Also helps if you're doing it in good fun and aren't just rage calling people in your match niggers and such.
I love running it down and then saying "Its standard" when someone complains
>>582781719I still don't get how all this tranny crap exists alongside the rest of the community when like a third of it are slavs.
>>582781719I saw Hasan in Olympus stream. Why is he wearing a suit in his bedroom?
>>582781845Yeah people seem to have a weirdly distorted view of what online chuds and woke people are actually like. It's the difference between eastern europeans and middle class white people in the Anglosphere
Aimslop ruined Deadlock. The update won't do anything to solve that.
>>582781949>TF2 Spy bot headSOVL
>>582781949>boot up Deadlock>Medic is one of the voteable charactersI’d be a little upset, wouldn’t even be a chance of one of the others winning
>big update is about to come out>political shitflinging happenshmm...im noticing.....
>>582781262>nigger faggot who doesn't even play the game and posts silver furry porn
>>582781719>Do you think that every left-leaning dude is a literal transexual?you all have to affirm troon rights so you might as well be, that's all being a leftist is
>>582781949>wraith and haze were white
>Patch will be out by the time my shift is overFeels good
>>582782193haze still is
>>582782139Must have a thread on /v/
>>582782048>about to get mad at teammate running it down>remember it's standard>stop caring and turn up my music
>>582781949>wraith used to be whiteThis game definitely got infested by DEI thanks to sweet baby inc.
>>582781949loled when I noticed medic
>>582781949Im voting for medic.
>>582781949>medic is tf2 medicthat's hilariouspestilence looks like a cool concept, would love to see more detail on them
>>582782048Do what you want nigga I'm just here to push lanes
>>582777395Maybe Sinclair depending on the outcome
>582782162>can't even >.tTourist
>>582781949Would Medics abilities even be
>>582780325>>582780652who?
How will the world react when yoshi implements the first transgender character into deadlock with this patch?
I wonder what kind of manipulation the patrons would have to pull off in order to convince good characters like Ivy, Dynamo or Paige to kill for them. Even Pocket is shooting at people, including possibly his friends, with a shotgun to peacefully stop his father.I know characters are not permanently dying or suffering any long-lasting effects when they're killed because of gameplay reasons, but how would that be justified in the setting? Is that some kind of technology that everyone knows about, or would that be thanks to the patrons?
>>582782371That was just what Pocket turned into.
>>582781965That's the thing Valve is an American company and I live in America I should have free speech any company that wants to operate on American soil should respect the first amendment if they don't they should be sued. No I do not care about your gay tos or your jewish free market kys.
>>582780747reddit
>>582782563the manipulation is "I can literally make any wish you ask for come true"
>>582782563Ivy has killed people Dynamo thinks it's a subjective and everyone is here by choicePaige's personality is fake
>>582782563when the ritual is happening death is temporary so they kill because they know everyone will just res at the end
>>582781949I never noticed the fucking underbite on the Neon Prime Infernus.
>>582777617It's not the heckin r-slur that's getting you shitcanned you inbred mongoloid it's the violently insufferable aggression towards your own teamif you think I'm wrong try turning off the slurs and nothing else and then watch with amazement as you continue to get muted for being a miserable cunt
>>582782574booooooo, the bird head as plague doctor mask and the big hat with runes looks dope, bring it backI get pocket has the aids bomb DOT, but hopefully it's just a name swap and they rework this concept
>>582782563I think the respawn is tied to the patrons, which means whatever team loses canonically dies.Which would be interesting if they kept the VN after match minigame, they could change some scenes depending on who you killed>Giest kills Mcginnius>locked out of that ending>Pocket kills Dynamo>Extra scene apologizing to his corpse, alt ending unlocked where you can bring him back
>>582778818She's fine in terms of overall design, she just needs a real hairstyle (and general unfucking of the head area) and some polish on her clothes as they're very basic right now. I actually think it's fine waist-up and the pattern on the coat is nice but it's cut below the waist, the pants and the heels fucking suck.Personally I'd prefer if she had a real gun but I guess Baxter society gotta cut them hands off.>>582779010Funny part is Valve's niggers aren't even that ugly face-wise. Calico is a bit more of a Somali forehead pug-face than Wraith but both are reasonably attractive without going full into white woman blackface territory. Definitely better than most blacks you see in video games and movies these days. You just don't get to see it because Calico's face is broken up by the angry glasses and Wraith design does everything to hide hers.
>>582782924I do not care I live in a free country and have free speech I should be able to say what I want in a online game from an AMERICAN company.
>>582782563Bruh you get an a free wish, that's the "manipulation"
>>582781949I believe the Medic is in.
Mermaid/Naga Siren hero when?
>>582783225Your Cadence?
>>582781949How would ubercharge work without being the most busted shit ever added?
>>582782502Make one ability like Paradox carbine but its crusaders crossbow and can heal people.
>>582783018Wraith unironically looks cute
Oh shit it's up
>>582782563Way too many characters have vague or small-minded wishes. There are obviously limitations like how grey talon can't wish for his family back but infernus really going to risk his life to save a fucking bar? When you can wish for almost anything? I's retarded
>>582783082Medics interactions in Deadlock would be too tier now that I see them side by side
ITS....Not out....
>update day>thread is overrun with teenage Slavs trying too hard to fit inSuppose I'm not surprised
>>582783082Medic created Victor
>>582783260no I need fishtits you don't understand ow refugee
>>582783293I like this idea, maybe have his ubersaw work like Billies bat?
>>582783482Better stop that vehicle Morgana
>>582783279Gives Stun/Sleep immunity and damage res but not complete invincibility
>>582783398>but infernus really going to risk his life to save a fucking bar? When you can wish for almost anything? I's retardedThe subtext is that Infernus misses butchering innocent people and saving Hank's bar gives him an excuse to go wild.
>>582782934There will be skins so it's just a matter of time.
>>582783279make both the medic and the ubercharged hero movement ability disabled, stamina use disabled and reduced to base movement speed
What the fuck
>>582783260She doesn't have a long fish tail, it wouldn't be the same.
>>582783632Icefrog is a shitposter
>>582783506I could be down with some fat fish tits
>>582783632Your Vyper visual update
>>582783632kek
>>582783503>kills Victor>’vhat a wavst of 2 years, all that grave robbing for this?’
>>582783761she doesn't have to wear a shirt at all since she's a fish, but I don't think today's buck broken Valve would allow that
>>582783482sex cat
>>582781949Lash used to be literal gigachad
>>582783632not his account, retard
>>582783881>not "for zis?"kys
>>582783948he was also gay or...wait...was he? he was non-binary or gay for a non-binary person i dunno
>>582782613>I live in AmericaOh, so you live in the globohomo Jewish psyop BNWO tranny central? The country that shares it's freedom of expression index with such titans of free speech as Brazil or Romania? Actually no, Brazil is much higher, USA is more like Niger, and will soon drop below the likes of Somalia.
I'll go take a nap before the update, hopefully it'll be here when I wake up
>>582781556I FUCKING LOVE HOW HER SASH JUST LETS HER GO THROUGH WALLS!!!LETS DO THAT TO BEBOP PULLS AND MAKE IT ON CHARACTER SELCTION INSTEAD OF A SKILL SHOT FOR SOME FUCKING REASON!!!
>seething teenage slav trying too hard to fit in
>>582783615Have the Colossus voicelines play and I think you’ve got a 10/10 ability pitch
>>582784152The grapple is OP but its literally the only thing she has going for her.
>>582784152you can dispel it, who cares
If I'm never not gonna have spirit snatch on Billy, why shouldn't I get spirit lifesteal too?
>>582784036you write it better then dingus
>>582780256Anon, you can't just say nearly every single woman is tranny coded. That just makes you look like a massive faggot and gay.
>>582784329It's okay but it's money you could put towards something probably more useful
>>582781949Jesus that dynamo looks like he's about to complain to management that he got cut off at the all you can eat buffet and make a video about it for twitter.
>>582783992This one actually is
>>582783020Yeah you should but guess what you fucking can'tLearn nigger
Is there any chance that the deadlock universe and the TF2 universe are the same?
>what if we made pyro from tf2 but he gets a get out of jail free card and a aoe stun?Who approve this shit?
>>582784747He's literally nothing like Pyro TF2
>>582784747he has to aim unlike pyroretard
>>582784674There's very vague references in DL about TF2 but I highly highly doubt it ww1 or ww2 can't remember hasn't happened in Deadlock but it has in TF2 also TF2 not mentioning Ixia at all and no Ixians appearing in it at all
>>582784495Do you have any suggestions? I feel like I'm getting melted, but I always stay alive just long enough to barely lose the fight using lifestrike. I figure if I can get more healing out of it, I'll have enough sustain to win the fights that I'm losing while the enemy escapes at 10% health, right?
>>582784674Absolutely not, people just like joking about Medic being there
>>582784747Give me Pyro in Deadlock Airblast would be mad funny
>>582784747Infernus doesn't really have the same kind of W+M1 playstyle
>>582784674Nah, TF2 is more like 70s and 80s and almost normal real world
>>582781047ngl I wanted to FUCK her when I was ten.
>>582785038>70s and 80sIt's 50s and 60s
>>582784989I want to see the seethe of retards losing to a Graves+Pyro lane
thread feels slow for an update day
Victor is the actual Pyro of Deadlock
>>582785162update is in like 4-6 hours lol
>>582778502>But Extra Health does literally the same thing for youThis is false, extra health does not grant you HP on demand it inceases your over all health pool. Trooper heal may also not be available when you need it or put you at risk of death before it heals you.
>>582784747he's fucking nothing like pyrodoes your understanding of game design really begin and end at "duhhh dey both use fire"
>been looking forward to the patch for months>starting to get sickMotherFUCKER
>>582784674It's unlikely. Tf2 was as grounded as it could be back when it started, and it was clearly inspired by the 60s. Deadlock hasn't even launched yet and it already doesn't know whether it takes place in 20s with the noir stuff or the 80s, with things like computers and punks wearing graphic t-shirts. So it might just be an alternate reality setting like fallout where culture never changed significantly past the 50s
>>582785101I mean the current end of the timeline. It's past 80s
It's a shame Rivals has better hero designs then this gameYawn
>>582777269why? I'm nerfing her ult again
>>582784875Literally just get titanic mag and spray and pray
>>582779871You know now that I think about it, Valve has created the same dynamic of BLU and RED but in the real world: nazis and bronies/trannies (RED and BLU) and the third party that supplies them with stuff to fight eachother with (Valve and their games)It's kinda curious when you think about it
They should add a hero with shit movement that has an ability that stops enemies from using movement
>>582785456
Guys I'm gonna go get a cheeky breakfast time PizzaThe patch better NOT come out while I'm getting that.
I hope patch is up by the time I'm home in 4 hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnW5lkk8SOQ
>>582785162Yankhours, we're in work/class.
Not a single win all day...
>>582785681>pridegay hero lol
what time does valve usually update
>>582785456>>582785525https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/577628367/#577633541
>>582785572could be but probably more like 5 hours
>>582785456I genuinely think wall jumps/bounces, jump dashing, and air-strafing should be unlocked by Boons (as well as reducing stamina regen significantly at lower boons) so rotating is way slower early game and early game ganks and positioning actually matter but you'll crucified by the movement trannies if you say it.
>>58278575412-2pm PT
update got leaked:no redesignsno new heroesno PvEshiv and lash got buffed
>americans get to home home to a deadlock patch>euroboys have to either wait until the patch comes out in the fucking middle of the night and wait until the next day AFTER work to play or get tired and play during the night with work looming on the horizon thing sucks
>>582785862but that's multiple hours away
Please post pictures of Silver.It just makes me happy to see her.
What will the new midboss look like? Big rat?
>was going to play witcher 3 remaster>while waiting for update to drop>game crashes on launchModern game devs needs to be fired. The memes write themselves as the studio onboards more female devs everything goes to shit. I'm not even gay and I love woman but this is just basic pattern recognition at this point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdOfhuYW_OI>Coffee Drank>Amphetamines taken>Techno ONWhere patch?
>>582785919>not neetmaxxing in current yearngmi
>>582785394Then go play Rivals?
>>582785983I kinda hope there are variants.
patch in 5(real)
>>582785983sewer gator
>>582785754on a Tuesday when they have maintenance at ~6pm EST, would probably make sense to update at 7pmbut really it's just a huge multi-hour window from afternoon to evening EST
>>582785919>european>job
>>582786023>thambasedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9U5TezlqRsI think this is my favorite set of his
Please release it soon... if I have to play and get interrupted by steam Tuesday maintenance I'm gonna lose it
Australian chads won
https://youtu.be/0Ga5dBFnwLw it's up
>>582784674crossover slop is not a good thingpurge your mind of this desire
>>582785747every male deadlock character is gay unironically
>>582786197Very niceI launched darkest dungeon and thought the intro was part of this while it was playing.
>>582786292I don't necessarily desire a crossover but a lose connection could be interesting, ala portal and half-life.
chances the patch is unplayable dogshit that makes the game even worse?
>>58278663580%
>>582786635I refuse to believe it can make the game worse after that march patch.
Hello if you are lurking Yoshi.I am back from work. I finished my gym sesh. I have showered. I am currently sitting at my desk ready to eat some reheated sauté'd broccoli and chicken I prepared yesterday. I will soon be ready to participate in this moment of mirth that will be the major content update with my fellow Europeans and unemployed Americans.Do not delay it any further. Release it within 1-2 hours.This is a threat.
>>582786635don't like it? don't play it, go jerk off to your 4 lanes related wet dreams instead
>>582786635Basically over 70% but it's all new stuff so its automatically better than what we have now so at first we'll all be hyped and hoot and holler but it'll probably show its shittiness
5 MINUTES
>>582786808You don't have a say in the matter, wagecuck.
yoshi just flew over my house
Who stole my friggin kidney?!
penis status?
I reinstalled just to queue street brawl again
>>582786808
>>582777313
Guess the name of the update
RESTART STEAM
https://store.steampowered.com/news/8064
>>582787280"The final Deadlock update (This game is cancelled, it is never leaving beta, we are removing it from your accounts tomorrow)"
>>582787349I knew it was fake but still clicked.
>>582777313>>582787278Imagine the fun interactions shed have with vyper and ivy
ignore the dumb shitposters patchnotes are out its kinda longhttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/364360/view/5315892737482866306
>>582787280A New Moon
>>582787501Graves rework finally
>>582787501grim
gonna miss all the shit Sinclair got away with for almost 2 years
erm i go to work at 3pm pt time dont tell me the update is gonna drop as soon as i start getting ready or somethn...
patch in 5
>>582787621Anthro doe hero when?
>>582787349>ogre magi posting still survives to this daybrings a tear to my eye
>>582787621Fuck off tranny
>>582787280Since Boho and Halloween?>The Witching HourThe new characters will drop on Thursdays and Mondays remember, so prioritize your reddit hero and vote heavy todays and tomorrow
>>582787453She's afraid of snakes, interactions with Vyper would be tense and hot as fuck
>>582787621doe plaps
>>582784758https://youtu.be/evtMqFc1Sicme rn
new Yamato redesign just leaked
>>582787621Flower hero when?
>>582788123Your boho?
>>582788179yeah, what about her? where is she?
>>582787857Exactly
WEN PATCH
>>582787621Making fur appear smooth is cheating.
>>582786012The sad part is that people make games, not studios, yet aside from very specific examples like Kojima or Miyazaki people carry attachment to the latter, and believe that studios will be able to maintain a good and solid performance over decades, despite having the entire crew switch multiple times in that period.Hell, even with individuals it rarely ends well. A lot of "recognizeable" names in the industry ended up burning all the good will people had for them in a very short span of time, think the 90-00s holy trinity of sim-games - Sid Meier, Will Wright and Peter Molyneux - the two former washed up and have done fuck all in nearly 20 years and last guy became pretty much a lolcow.CD Projekt RED peaked with Witcher 3 and had it's Swan Song in Cyberpunk. It's now over and nothing they release will ever come close.
>>582788276in 2.5 hours
>>582787621baza
>>582787621>>582788123KYS
Your bell curve, sir.
>>582788307Sex
RIP
>>582785415did metro ever reach eternus in the new ranked system?
>>582788419Ranked is for queers. Come have fun in the REAL game with people who don't have a passive aggressive fit when you miss a deny in lane
>>582787773How many years has that patch been posted?
>>582784875is this actually what infernus players believe
>>582788482Hes eternus 1https://statlocker.gg/profile/46014726/matches?mode=ranked
>>582788608so much for E6 best player in the world lol lmao
is supertf /ourguy/?>https://youtu.be/fYIlmDwZJdo?t=599
>>582788419acolyte played better than ritualist/emi and don't even know why. I hate these fake ranks.
>>582788730Metro has always been a crybaby bitch who isn't even that good
>>582784747Hes a token diversity character so you cant complain and they cant nerf him
ITS UP
>>582788608>400 games and half of that is solo with negative winratelmao
>>582788805elo decay
>>582788608>Barely has 50% winrate when he was abusing the most OP hero in the game for ages (Spiritual overflow pre nerf warden)
>>582788350Lamb sex
>>582788768>looked more feminine than the average trannystraight hetero men remain the Kings of drag.
>>582788880>LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I PERMANTLY SCARRED MY SKIN GIVE ME LE UPVOTEStattoo monkeys are cattle
>>582788842
not gonna miss vexing bolt honestly
>>582784875that makes it even worse because it means he can afterburn you half a mile away
>>582788768>keeps a printed out polaroid of himself crossing dressing on his deskThis guy is a freaky faggot
>>582789092Keep your eye on the bolt!
>>582788880These have to be temp tats or AI genned or something
>>582789092r u an insider...
>>582788768the absolute audacity to complain about Celeste while playing ShivI'm so glad yoshi in his infinite wisdom gave both chuds and trannies 2 really fucking annoying characters.
>>582788419ranked had a bell curve at first and people sperged out about how it was stupid that most of the playerbase was around oracle
>>582783632>icefrog doesn't have a community that wants to kill him>becomes quirk chungushe changed man
>>582789597Is he confirmed to be icefrog? If so I want to kill him. UPDATE DOTA YOU FROG!!!!!
>>582789675The deadlock patch notes are posted from the Icefrog account. So almost 100% yes
Who was in the wrong here?
>>582789675Patch is taking so long because it's a dota crossover patch
>>582789817Silver is always in the wrong because she has a tail.
>>582789492no i just played too much rubick in dota 2 and the entire community got psyopped into thinking he's good when he really isnt
>>582789817>Not even posting the best line of where he tells Silver she doesn't know her dadSeven is ALWAYS in the right. He even tries to tell Rem to not trust the feds.
>>582789817Seven's always wrong
>>582789817Seven is always right>>582789857They should merge both clients, imagine the chaos
on a losing streak all day...
>>582789817>YOU DONT KNOW YOUR DAD!Seven is always right, Silver shtick it's annoying.
>>582789905>he told the quirk chungus not to trust the feds!this is not a point in his favor.
>he's playing on patch dayJust wait.
Patch goes live in 17 minutes
I hope Yamato's redesign has a really big, juicy round ass.
>>582790142No you get juicy round honkers instead
Why wouldn't they launch the patch early in the workday so they have people around to work on it if it goes bad?
>>582790079its noon est and no patch. you lil bros are so dumb it aint comin this week just let it go.
>>582790207judging from forum activity most of them seem to be night owls
Patch day girls!!!
New lomein dropped is he spitting?https://youtu.be/GfxLf7zLJ4k
>>582790489:3
>>582788768Lmao is the guy that spams the thread defending Silver in the comments on this video?
>>582790502more like chinkmein
>>582787280I want to drain vyper's snitties of their snilk...
Yoshi, it's high noon. It's been noon for 8 months. Where's the patch?
>>582790207sure but it's not ready yet
>>582787621putting my pp inside the underage doe pussy ovvvvvgh~
>>582790643It's only 9:50 on the west coastTheir day has barely started
going all in on the subtitle of this update being "Urban Jungle" and will include jungle rework + at least one anthropomorphic animal hero
>cadence>boho>trapper>raven>wrecker>medic
>>582786741DONT JINX IT
>>582790502It's weird he deleted all his Apex Legends vods. Never trust someone who just abandons their past self for something potentially new. Especially when the past wasn't even bad.
>>582790793it's called The Jungle Update because they're finally updating Calico's model
>>582788881It gets even worse when you see he only got there by abusing duos
www.playdeadlock.com/welcometothejungle
someone tell metro to stop spamming his ugly ass face on the forums
>>582790769I just got to the office.
Metro said that the patch's out in 8 minutes
>>582791000To be fair. If you're in Eternus, you are probably abusing something
>>582790926They're turning her into a sexy Amazonian cat woman?
>>582791112Metro also said that he's good at the game
>>582789392nigga its 2026 I see people with tattoos all over their body way worse than this.
https://www.playdeadlock.com/ratkinggoongirlsupdate
metro go play mokrill nahui
>>582791150isn't that the point of eternus? that it's the limit of the current patch being min maxxed into pieces? all I'm saying is there are plenty of other autists that only solo q'd into e6 no problem and metro had to get carried by his chat even when trying to abuse the meta
https://www.playdeadlock.com/SEXupdate
https://www.playdeadlock.com/Hoodwink
>>582791278Damn dude, crazy kill on the most defenseless character in the game. Can't believe you managed to hook a Rem and murder them when they were isolated.
>>582791448SHUT UP REMNIGGER GET PULLED AND RAPED
>>582786286I'm a Silver main. Played 300 matches on her. And I agree.When it comes to everything about her: from her kit to personality, to backstory to visual design to animations, to ability bugs and gun jamming, everything about her was rushed out of the door. Probably because they HAD to have a 6th character for OGNB. It's a shame. She's blatantly unfinished in every regard except for voice acting, which is good.
>>582791407>it's realno fr*cking way
Deadlock update:GravNet - Cooldown increased from 40s 60sBarrier Mesh - Cost reduced from 400 300 - Health of smaller nodes decreased from 570 480Sonic Sensor - Concuss duration reduced 3.5s 2.5s
What should the final design for Slork look like?
>>582791397>>582791407those are the same links
>>582791592STREET SHARKS!
If it's not at 1 it's gonna be at 11 pm or some bullshit like that
https://www.playdeadlock.com/gcupcelesteupdate
>>582791614>vejeeta
>"Why the fuck is my aim so shit today">squeeze my wrists a little>it hurtsM1bros... it's over....
ONE MINUTE
HERE IT COMES
>>582791656They're gonna launch it 1 minute before the end of the work day so when it breaks everything they don't have to fix it until tomorrow.
Patch right meow
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand nothing. See you tomorrow.
Now that the dust has settled, rate them.
>>582790793How can you not have thought of Concrete Jungle you dense motherfucker
>>582791884Sex with Graves
>Passive: While out of combat and not seen by enemies, heal a portion of your max health every second. If you stand still, you also become invisible, so long as you stay still or crouched and don't perform any actions. While completely invisible, you are invulnerable.If he is actually put into the game he'll actually be so broken for mid contests.
>>582791884Bad, bad, ok, bad, bad, good
>>582791884tumblr/10
>>582791884Sex with Silver
>>582791884Sex with Rem
>>582791592Reminds me of the fish people from One Piece.
>>582791884Rem fun. Venator fun. Graves okay. Silver balance nightmare. Apollo and Celeste should go away.
>>582791884Graves cunny uohh ToT
>>582791884greatgreatneeds a soft reworkgreatneeds a hard reworkgreat
>>582791884Sex with Venator
>>582791884Purely from a design standpoint from left to right3/5 4/5 for animations 2/5 for design 3.5/5 4.5/5 3/5 5/5
>>5827918842, 3, 6, 4, 1, 8
>>582791750They always stay up late churning out hotfixes after every major update in the middle of the night. So, if anything, it's possible they might be sleeping right now after doing crunch time yesterday all night.
It's Boho time
>>582791884okdeleteoknerf healokamazing character
>>582791884Graves should be smaller and cuter
yoshi just started typing
>>582791884kill apollo, venatorsex celeste, graves, silverrape rem
>>582791646nah, it should be a little dude in a shark costume and viscous thinks its the anti christ of the deep
>>582792149OH YM GOD ITS HABBENING
>>582792138funnier too
>>582791884Rem, Silver, venator, Graves, Celeste, Pooloo
>>582792038
>>582791592This design is neat but kinda doesn’t fit. Everything we know about him indicates that he should be the game’s equivalent to Twitch from league, not a giant buff badass shark dude
>>582792138she already is?
Can I squeeze in a few Quasimorph runs before the update goes live?
>>582792314i dont know how long those are but the update isnt for another 3+ hours minimum
YOSHI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>582791884reworkperfect, tweak her numbers or whateverreworkreworkI don't care, I hope she stays in hellperfect
>>582791884They're all 10/10 concepts in my book
>>582791884>Apollo cool>Celestegood design, absolutely hitler gameplay. praying item shop fixes her >Gravesdrooler design for literal idiots. zoomer character that needed to exist but the complete lack of expression and brainlessness in her gameplay i cannot tell is meant to be ironic or not >REMI just don't think he's spooky enough. it feels like his character design is almost there but he lacks that sort of mysticism. you could replace him with a literal lost child and I think they'd be the same which is my issue>Silverfine. didnt like playing against her when she came out>Venatorto me this is peak valve design. didn't lean too much into the murderhobo deus vult shit that would have been all but too easy to do but they did just make a cool priest with guns. everything about his design feels practical and his gun having a fucking purple candle on it is too funny to me
California here the updated isn't coming until 2-4 more hours aka 12-2 PST
UPDATE AVAILABLE ITS TIME
i guess instead of going afk or leaving im supposed to just int so i dont get banned?
A SECOND YOSHI HAS JUST HIT THE OTHER TOWER
5MOREHOURS
>>582791710m1 characters genuinely fucked up my wrist and fingersit's no joke
>>582792412YOSHI JUST B + UP'D OVER MY HOUSE
>>582791750They do this because their hourly pay goes up outside ordinary work hours. It's quite scummy but it's against megacorp so w/e
>>582792306>Everything we know about him indicates that he should be the game’s equivalent to Twitch from leaguewho?
>>582791884sex with celeste
>somewhere on groomcord
>>582792604Take the victor pillI hold W and win games. All while saving my handsM1 keks will end up as cripples as us victor players inherit the earth.
>>582791884None of them became as iconic as Doorman, Mina and others when they dropped
>>582792624Flutterjump isn't his up-B you dumb faggot.
>>582792306If the final version of slork can’t squeeze through the tiny vents than what the hell are we doing here
>>582791884>Apollopeople bitch about him and I think it's warranted but I think they've done good work to bring him to a more manageable spot>Celestenot manageable. Highly mobile, a shield, and she heals a lot. Still needs work>GravesI love the concept and I don't even hate how they did her abilities. I just wish she was good. She needs so much to get going. Items for mobility, items for defense, items for skulls or you accept that you'll always be short on skull ammo>RemI have like a bajillion Rem games. I love him. Jumping to some guy who's half dead and surprising him with a huge heal is always fun.>Silvercool idea but also hard to balance. I hate her gun so I'm not a big Silver player.>Venatorreally cool and not super complicated guy. solid.
>>582792716>Take the victor pillalready did kek
>>582792604Use a controller
i want to take a shitbut if I go take a shit i might miss the patch going livewhat to do?
>>582792737To be fair Doorman's VA is top tier
>>582792757I literally do not care
metro lied...
>>582791884Venator > Entire Deadlock cast > Silver > Graves > Apollo >>>>>> Celeste >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rem.
PATCH
Is the patch canceled?
https://youtu.be/b2mmoRYZPL4
>>582792841Take shit, but take phone and monitor the situation
>>582792038malcom N
they are now deploying the roman
>>582792675SEWER SKEWERS FOR EVERYBODY
>>582792559what I do:>do not speak, or loosely. just be vague>run boxes>fresh egg at 15-20 but don't eat it>you can hit people, but do not try to kill waves. if you have to mindlessly kill waves only do that there is no half afk half wave killing because a game will tend to lean hard in the midgame, you can literally just splitpush, get picked and see midboss die. or if you know rift is spawning try to die around that point. i tend to use this time to practice edgeboosts and shit or be an annoying flea accomplishing mostly nothing. at best this will shave off maybe 5-8 minutes off an assured loss but because people are neurotic they will still play rapefests. you can call me deranged but it's relatively fine tuned. if you want to talk to people just be fake positive but NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER will put you on the fast track.i'd say maybe ive had 2 low prio vacations total in 1k+ games and I throw ~2 every 10 games or so
>>582792926>EunuchnatorLmao
>>582791884>Fun stylish early game bully that becomes a bruiser later on 7/10>this character is a mess of a design and they don't know what to do with her 1/10>this character is for the tards of DL and has an extremely low skill floor and ceiling but deadlock needed one that wasn't a supp or faggots would cry about learning the game on supp 3/10 >cool macro based supp that manages the map and steals resources. the design however has caused some of the worse people to play this game 4/10>fun juggernaut character until people couldn't pass the iq check of needing to buy disarm to fight her. now she's some fucked up bruiser assassin that hopes you get your form while the fight's happening so you can do something beyond bolaing the grey talon or vin 6/10>VEN is the best character this game has right now design and writing wise very fun character. however feels like he doesn't scale nearly as hard as the other m1 heroes. 8/10none were as fun to play as billy.
>yoshi on his way to work
>>582792942https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rm6fZjXcMM
The patch is cancelled and EoS was announced on discord. We're migrating to smite 2
>Witcher 3 remaster looks like absolute dogshit... againWell I know what I'm playing today. Thank Yoshi for the upcoming yuge update.
Does anyone use a crt monitor/display I heard they look good
>>582793149>remaster >they just wash out all the colorsgreat stuff
>>582793169Ah damn. Shit happens I guess.
>>582792559>>582793072Or you could just not be a bitch and play the game to your outs
>>582793169finally
>>582793169it's ok, we can save all the assets for deadlock kart
>>582793242Oh my fucking god Mina
>>582793347i play games to have fun if im not having fun why should i keep playing
>>582793242Mina Haaaaa
>>582793420Oh you shouldn't have said that, anon
if there's another hero vote we're going to break the NDA player numbers
>>582793242Yeah I need those in my mouth ASAP
>>582791592IF Slork dropped looking like this I'd be in ectasy.
>>582793420Maybe single player games are more your speed, champ. Dragging 5 other people on your team down because you're not God's perfect angel this game is woman-tier behavior
>>582793420>feeds 0-12>ugh im so bored
>>582793169F
who all here niggers tongue my anus???
Yoshi is online
Why did they scrap it???????
>>582793347Knowing it makes you seethe gives my behavior validity
>Play in the most boring way possible and just walk around the map feeding>I'm bored
I main Mo & KrillWhat am I in for?
Bowling hero when?
>>582793758Model update. Prepare for even more bara mole
>>582793758Neutering.
>>582791884In term of looks I like them. Balance-wise>Apollo falls to fast, he needs a lil bit of balance>Celeste still broken>Graves its meh, she needs even more ghouls and its too fucking slow>Rem is the best of the bunch and the most enjoyable to play>Silver balance is like a fucking yoyo and she will get rework soon or later>Venator clearly is an early draft of heroes like the original bunch, simple but effective. Also fun too.
Snooker hero when?
Why is the discord so full of trannies?
We need a hebe hero.
>>582791884best to worst>Ven>Rem>Graves>Celeste>Silver>Apollo
>>582793884someone gotta play bepop
We need a loli hero
>>582793884because trans people love discord
I cancelled my date with a fat assed latina for this
>>582792038>Antimiscengation manHe's based in my book.
>>582793908give me a paladins maeve type
ONLY A FEW HOURS UNTIL MASS DOOM TRANNY SUICIDE
>>582793420I do silly builds like magic Carpet Graves or melee Ivy sometimes. Nothing wrong with that, just don't do it in ranked, people are too serious there.
>>582793935>someone gotta play rem
>>582794017Sex with Ivy
>>582793884>why is water wet
>>582794017godspeed bröther, I wouldn't have been this strong
>>582793758nothing. mo could get raped so hard he becomes a gun character and the builds would still be the exact same every patch
>>582794159rem is loved by furfags (also trannies but not the majority)
>>582794148Nothing wrong with that as long as you're actively trying, even if it's not 100%
>>582793884like a bacteria or virus they undergo mitosis and discord servers are their host body
We love trans women here.
>>582794017
>>582794340we love trains
What could Sinclair redesign even look like?
Well /dlg/?https://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp736PjgM
>>582793994Agreed
>>582794427Same idea, but a full touch-up with fun additions like maybe making his face have either the moustache or eyelashes depending on who is currently the "main" Sinclair.
>>582794340it's kinda funny how the whole term trans woman implies they will never be a real one
>>582794163Holy plapstone
>>582794427I'm not gonna bother thinking about it when the answer comes out in a few hours.
>>582794148>>582794250I tried spirit Silver build last week and it actually worked. Thought it was a meme.
I can't take this anymore
>>582794609Most characters get decent value out of Spirit or Gun. Ven is an outlier
>>582794148there's a temptation within me to try gun holliday but i slap melee charge in the build for when i max bounce pad
no update
300 spellpower Yamato hits different
>>582794427>>582794512 yeah this basicly. the normal design isnt even that bad as a base. if they just polished it a bit it to match the rest of the cast it be perfectily fine. this mod one looks pretty onpoint to what i imagined they were thinking back then but knowing valve they'll likely scrap it entirely and redo the whole thing.
What's the odds on getting bootleg Tahm Kench
>>582794609She has pretty fucking big spirit ratiosPeople shouldn't get hung up on trying different builds in a beta
>>582794906mod looks nice, but why is a mannequin bleeding?
meepo in deadlock
it's so funny that despite being "cancelled" metro still has 3k viewers
>>582794989it goes hard
>>582794989To enhance the horror aspect of having two people in one fake body
>>582794906I wonder if color palette swaps should just be a thing officially
>>582794989sinclairs a showman he's gotta play his part when hes on deaths door.
>>582795034those are groomed teenagers
SEXWITHREM
>>582790796Itll be >Cadence>Boho>Poltergeist>Trapper>Wrecker>RavenOr an unnamed character.
>>582795034the top zoomer faggot streamers parroted it to absorb his fan base bc of avarice
30 minutes until the update.
>>582795121every other game on the market loves their palette swaps. it'll be added likely after the game actully stops being an open secret and actully gets released.
inb4 we'll get a battlepass
>>582794427Dude sinclair is so tuff
what are they thinking about right now?
>>582794910I’m actually working on a kit similar to tahm for an oc lol
>>582795537>hmmm pizza
>>582795537>"Bro what if...what if we like added uh... like uh a mechanic where you can like, parry bullets.">"BROOOOOOOOO!"
>>582791884>ApolloNot too fond of his visuals, his gameplay is cancer and a sign of everything wrong with the game. 4/10>CelesteI actually kinda like her character, helps that she is the only "new yorker" out of the new characters, I believe she could be balanced if she wasn't some devs pet character. 7/10>GravesSame as Apollo, both visually and in gameplay, I'd argue her gameplay is even worse due to how brain dead it is. 3/10>RemOut of place baby faggot character that I used to dislike more, one of the least annoying characters that came out though. 6/10>SilverObvious bare bones character that I wouldn't really look at twice if it wasn't for her atrocious gameplay design coupled with her player base being bar none the most mentally ill obnoxious faggots in the game. 4/10>VenatorStrong contender for the best design in the game, the type of character only Valve at it's best could pull off. His gameplay could use some polishing though. 10/10
>>582795237>bohoplease give me a witch with big hat.
>>582795537big pink cookie to top off the day old pizzas
>>582795286I'm going to sleep and i have like an 8+ hour workday tomorrow, so see you in 20 hours give or take
>>582781078Nah Viscous is pretty dishonest. There's a lot of knowledge checks with him.
>>582795537>Shit we ate too much pizza ughh
>>582795537>when will yoshi let us go home, he's locked the doors...
>>582795537>mmm pizza
>>582794989It’s like stands in jojo where they bleed despite being completely inhuman looking
Sayonara
>>582795872>jojograndpa alert
>>582795537>maybe we should have ordered pizza AFTER releasing the patch?
>>582795537>I should have joined the counter-strike team instead
>>582795920Saraba
you know, it is possible that the update comes out tomorrow, right?yoshi said its early this week, before october and not on monday, wednesday is the last day it could technically release in
>>582795237>only 6don't doom us to be raped for the next 9 months again. we need 1 new hero a month at least until we get up to ~100
>>582796045were you not here yesterday for the pizza post? Get with the times old man
>>582796045He heavily implied it was tomorrow, yesterday.
>>582796045why are you doom faggots so retarded
>>582796067honestly, I'd be happy if we got 6 new heroes a year after 1.0. 2 new heroes every 4 months or so.
>>582796045Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm so bored
IT'S UP!
the visual novel will come with the update (not the other way around)
IT'S DOWN
IT'S ALL AROUND
>>582795537Nigga named himself hotpoo oh my days
I needed a Holliday gf so bad, I wish there was a place you could find women like her irl.
>>582796291ITS COMIN UP
it's hot and it's coldit's yes and it's no
>>582796510if your poo is cold, you should visit a doctor
>>582796538ITS DEEEEEEY
>>582796531
>>582791884>apolloMeh yasoubait gameplay, garbage design, infact the worst design out of them all which is why he was the last to be released, but decent character and personality>celeste Gameplay carried by the movement, design is pretty amazing and is brought together neatly by the leather jacket, as for the personality it's pretty boring, not the worst but pretty whatever >gravesAtrocious nightmare gameplay where it's either uninteractive and powerless or too powerful and easy, not alot of agency unfortunately though i wouldn't say her gameplay is "passive", best design & personality, especially the skull on her shirt and the lich, tho i wish the lich spoke>remcute but boring design/personality/gameplay, in regards to gameplay it's too passive imo, just like paige's>silverPretty amazing design and personality though not alot of lore, her gameplay is pretty whatever imo, not bad but not great>VenatorDecent character/personality, the gameplay was fine when everyone had more health but ever since the global health nerfs he suffered because his whole gimmick can't work like this.>P.S silver & venatorBoth have obnoxious annoying fans
>>582796642>t. lash
>>582796642Slavs that are praying for a Holliday gf are just faking it half of all women over their are Hollidays unlike over here in america.
In a few hours, It'll all be over.
>>582796901I'm assuming an hour and ten at the earliest
just had a dream where the update released and vyper got a remodel, but it was this sparkledog tier furry snake colored in obnoxious shades of purple and neon greenealso it had a hood
BohoGODS, our time is nigh
>>582796531>>582796642I recently got lasso'd like 20 times in a single match by Holliday.Fuck that stupid cunt. No wonder she keeps getting divorced.
This better be good.
>>582797035This is a American/Pepsi general btw.
PATCH IN 8 MINUTES
Let’s see what this patch can do
'ottomlock game comin out in 22 seconds
>>582797318>>582797231>>582797172this patch better save my ass
>>582796531>I wish there was a place you could find women like her irl.macomb, probably
THE STREETS OF OSAKA!
>>582797509EU here what's illinois like?
i'm gay
>>582794910Love his voice work. Need Southern Gentleman hero
>>582797603US here No idea
The patch just flew over my house.
>>582797668my hero
YOSHI HAS BEEN SPOTTEDPATCH IMMINENT
>>582797641faggot
>>582797668Holy reddit
>>582797685thank you
>>582797694Well why didn't you try and catch it????You're making us wait longer!
>>582797694A CAMINAR
Gaben ate all the pizza and now they have to order more. Please be patient.
>>582797603imagine ill noise
>>582797668i hope viper doesn't get too edited now i like this meme
>>582797603Minnesota but everyone is alcoholics
>>582797861>Gaben rides his super research yacht back to valve hq to eat all the pizza>throat sings at the deadlock team>leavesWhy did he do this?
>>582789883>>582789092I have 400+ games on the Magician... I agree with you.
1 minute for my wife
In 1 min, it'll all be over
>>582797035surely after like 5th time you would build indom
>>582797603Illinois here. Chicago is the only thing that actually exists here and it's surrounded by miles and miles of soulless urban sprawl. Once you get outside that there is literally nothing but cornfields for miles with the occasional dying tiny town and a couple college towns. Macomb is one of the college towns.
ITS OUTITS OUTITS OUThttps://www.playdeadlock.com/endofserviceannouncement
so um I don't have the patch?
>>582796683>rem>boring design/personality/gameplayactual retard.Rem is one of THE rat dota characters and I am glad hes here. Finally can I play a micro character with insane lane push Read the the bottom of your post, the entirety of your post is most likely bait>>582797668>>582797739Cringe nigga, at least the Sinclair, Mina and Pocket has pizzaz. Reddit niggers
Patch in 1 hour.
PATCH IS OUT
11:00 on the west coastThe real countdown starts now
>no patchgg fucking ez
>wingame>no patch
>>582789092What should it be replaced with?
>>582798230Have you tried losegame?
PATCH NOTES?
>He thinks there will be a patchGet ready for the announcement of deadlock classic
what did he mean by this
>>582798230How you Yamato? Of all heroes she's the only one I cant grasp what the fuck I have to do.
you guys do know we aren't getting a patch until metro climbs to eternussy 6, right?
Where is it?
>>582798143The midwest is absolute hell and I can't believe my grandfather moved there willingly. Glad to be in a mountainous state now.
Nintendo should sue Valve for using Yoshi's image and Icefrog should be forced to go back to his real handle.
>>582798463icefrog's real name is yoshi
I am starting a standard game, this means that the update will drop while I'm playing in the next ~30 mins.You're welcome!
fuck it im playing a match, SURELY, the patch doesn't come out while im in a fucking game, right? HAHAHA imagine if that happened I would be sooooooooooo happy HAHAHAAH imagine, like, imagine, my pure happiness.
>>582798435hes browsing his own tag on e621
>>582798375>Walking back to work>Some nigga in a Yoshi costume holding up a nonsense sign at the street cam
>>582798463Nintendo will sue Yoshi for 20 million in damages like they always do. Yoshi's going to be a debt slave for the Nips for the rest of his life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=577QF2VvuZw
i wanna fuck billy
I'm going to bed, there had better be a patch when I wake up.
>>582798463They should actually. Insane that Valve can use Nintendo IP on their official communication channels
I love women
>>582793543HOLY SHIT SLORK WON
I imagine the patch is not going to be as late as Old Gods was, simply because today is tuesday and steam will have maitenance later
>>582798625Rem…
>>582798375No builds by that ID exist as far as I can tell so he fucked something up.
>>582798375It's a Haze build. But what *does* it mean?
Just had two queues in a row I got kicked out of, along with the others in the matchIs it happening?
>>582798879retard
hey guys update in 21 minutes- Yoshi
>>582798940Hey I checked in-game for a few heroes and also an aggregate website and both came up empty. Not my fault the retard couldn't be bothered to also advertise what hero to look under.
>>582798463>>582798673Is Yoshi actually confirmed to be Icefrog?
>>582797603if you take out chicago it’s mississippi north
Build gun Graves
>>582798880https://www.twitch.tv/lefaawr/clip/WiseRacyYakinikuKappaRoss-oPUBnTMGn7-1oFy0
>>582798880this guys builds used to be good but lowkey fell off long ago.
>>582798418Patience and waiting for when you can go in, kind of like gank Haze. Mechanically it's just button mashing. Inlane poke with her m2 it does crazy damage just aim at their feet. Don't full commit until you have some levels and items which are usually restoshot melee lifesteal and regen. Healbane is core and should be first 1600 green you get unless it's a bebop lane or something. Be warned low mmr players like those in standard *will not* help you if your wr or kd is bad so you need to completely change your playstyle if you already have played her a bunch and lost just try to go even some teammates don't grief you by not following dives. When you get a big lead pre 10minutes roam but remember to catch waves. Honestly watch ABL to get an idea of the playstyle he is very good.
>>582798625The monkey's paw curls a finger.https://files.catbox.moe/m1o4z5.webp
It's time to change the game
Shiv brothers, before we get hit with another round of nerds I just want to let you all know that I hope it is focused on the Express Shot m2 meme build. I can live with that. Abusing m2 just doesn't hit the same as landing a max rage slice and dice in a corridor on 3 enemy players.
big booby hero soon?
>>582799279would be perfect without the l*sh
do we even know if this patch is gonna have anything
>>582799279what in the
>>582799176this is what i doi build split shot tesla toxic suppressor silencer w/greens to survive playing up close and spread as much aids and as many debuffs as my gun allows
>>582799332It's okay to be jealous. Especially if it's The Lash.
>>582798880titty mag is a bait item just go recharging rush.
>>582799279kill yourself
https://youtu.be/WXY-LRVCcgMwould you be a sheriff in this /comfy/ town?
2 more hours until patch
It's down
>>582799340they might just release a patch with nothing
>>582799317*nerfs
>>582799569looks comfy
>>582799279That interaction always sounded giga closeted.
>>582799648yeah probably
>>582799582>100%
SINCLAIR NERFS COMING WRAITH AND HAZE BUFFS WARDEN BUFFS GRAVES AND REM BUFFS SHIV NERFS MO AND KRILL BUFFS
>enemy team bming like crazy, commending, using all their pauses>starts bringing up our teammates statlockers and pre-rank reset ranks>look them up in return>they're a 4 stack and all of them are playing their main heros with 500+ games>it's a fucking standard gamesome people really need their ego boosts i guess
I want to dodecadecimate Rem's shota prostate
>>582791448that's not his webm
>>582799340Technically no but people have high hopes and expectations for this patch due to how long its been since the last major patch
>>582799813Geist...
>>582799375>i build split shot tesla toxic suppressor silencerIn that order?
>>582799925lotta life in this'n
>>582799941i don't remember the order i haven't played graves in awhile but it's variable depending on enemy lineup
>>582800154>>582800154>>582800154>>582800154
why does that vyper pic get spammed everywhere
>>582800180It's funny
>>582799795>guy brings up statlocker and shit 30 minutes into the game arguing with my entire team about how shit they are and how no one is listening to his calls>he was my lane partner>kept walking up to the enemy guardian and trying to dive at 30% hp with no warning and fed them 5 kills>then blamed me, left to gank mid, died, and blamed mid for not having map awareness>it too was a standard gamebricks are preprogrammed to think they are eternus
>>582777135RAT KING IS INFUCK THE HATERSRAT KING GANG WHERE WE AT
