>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/698776157349216434>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>582777135
what would your main want on their pizza
PATCH IN 10 MINUTES
LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE THE UPDATE THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING?
patch in 5
First for Victor!
10 MINUTES
>>582800154the update isnt today. just let it go.
Valve employees walked outside and gave this guy a bag of merch.
Source tells me they found a big problem earlier today and will likely have to delay the update to October.
The waiting is killing me.
Sex with Venator
>>582800180Look up what a fad means
Should I start cooking my pizza now or wait?
>>582800214Do you think Yoshi's eggs are smelly haha?
I got 6 wins out of 60 will I dont think i can make it bros
deathy's killing abrams until the patch's out
GIVE ME CADENCE, YOSHIAND MY LIFE IS YOURS
Artifact 2?
>>582800427Kek
>>582800427Did this guy ever get in trouble for his leaking of the first 6 hero update?
>>582800427Now Yoshi is gonna wait until he kiills 6767 abrams. Thanks Deathy.
>>582800427he's been at it for over 3 hours
>>582800427>dogshit at the game>dogshit at coaching>all his builds suck nigger dicklmao
>>582800427literal dotard behaviour
nigger
>>582800616>6 million Abrams sacrifice is required to get the patchWhat did they mean by this?
>>582800405Get them Maria!
bros I'm so tired idk if I'm gonna make it
Check your mail!
>>582800660hes eternus doe and you aren't
>>582800616I don't think icefrog is young enough to give a shit about gen a memesHe's obviously gonna wait until it's 6969
You just LOST yourself a customer, Yoshi!I'll be playing the Witcher 3 remaster instead. Good day to you.
Just a few more hours.... Please
5 MINS
There will be so many noobs and tourists in Standard, who are you gonna torture them with? I'll play Graves and Doorman.
https://youtu.be/MQflMqHRyRE?si=cO5sblZW_khmFLJ9
>>582800764He literally made a 67 joke for the April Fools update
>>582800773holy fuck that ancient greentext guy who dug in the basement with a spoon is still alive
reminder if the patch doesn't have below one minute queue times it is automatically labeled shit
>>582800791The new hero. So I can play them in ranked.
>>582800791ugly hag
I wonder how much this chart will change with the update
>>582800960Literal upside-down chart. Wow
BUFF MY DAUGHTERWIFE
>>582800960World's worst taste award
>>582800895clearly a "how do you do, fellow kids" moment
>>582800960So much wrong I don't even know where to start.
Youre not a true deadlocker OG if you don't want to have sex with Vindictas feet
>>582800916He dug into the tunnels and meet Mo&Krill
>>582800960>gross: ivy, vyperretard
If you're over the age of 20 making 67 or other brainrot jokes you're actually a fucking faggotNo it doesn't matter if it's "le ironic". Frankly I don't think adult men should be using tiktok and shit in the first place
>>582800960holy shit tastes
>>582800960graves is a heckin childerino...
gravesbros...
Risky irresponsible sex with graves > ivy naizuri >>>>> geist rape >>>>>>> everything else>>582801042I'm on my knees here for a 1 or 3 rework.
>>582801251F
>>582800960sex with celeste while tightly holding the horn
>>582801251Man I fucking wish
>"Sexual content" tag added to the steam pageSEX MECHANICS CONFIRMED
Marrying Silver >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else
>>582801251Would actually drop the game I'm not kidding.
>Yuri added to the tagsWe fucking won.
>>582801503It's just an animation of Calico draining Rem when she catches him in the tunnels, relax
>>582801251Yoshi fixed the game
>>582801503>following player feedback, Drifter and Rem can now rape all female heroes.
>>582801503Proof?
Update has been delayed indefinitely.
Patch in 3 hours.
I am afraid this game's community will make me gay or trans...
>>582801697Getting arrested is bad but doing it in a Yoshi costume must really suck
Man I hope they add the rat guy I saw, built in anti heal sounds great
>>582801697shouldn't have laid that egg
>>582801675https://steamdb.info/app/1422450/history/
>>582801596rem is for venator only
>>582801710Its 7:30pm and I'm already tired as fuck from an extra long early shift please don't do this to me.
roses are redvindicta's feet are blueyoshi is deadreplaced by hopoo
>>582801697>Nintendo lawyers layin' the smackdown on Icefrog
>>582801697What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Italian meal?
>>582801697finally, he's been brought to justice
>>582801697this is fake hes on vegas stream right now on discord live
>>582801826Sex with Abrams is real
>>582801826>removed Horrorthis should be the biggest red flag ever
>>582801224Adult men don't give a shit what insecure fagot children think. 67 my nuts zoomy lol
>>582801826>it's realSEX PATCH CONFIRMED
>>582801963It's just a tag. It's not really a horror game, so the tag is a bit misleading
>>582801826damn nice
>yoshi in honor of his old italian father eats pizza to celebrate his achievments
DOMINOS IS BUSIER THAN UUSUALPATCH INCOMIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
you newfags know users can add and remove tags right80% of tags that get added are redditors trying to be funny
this is the last day you're allowed to post this
>>582801224And when you're over 30 you think cringe is funny again. Particularly when kids are weirded out by playing along
Just ordered Domino's pizza.Is the patch ready yet?
>>582802048why does moba tag have that symbol? is correction in order?
I like women.Imagine openly admitting you don't like women.Couldn't be me. I love women, the more the merrier
Domino's is gross
>>582801224I colonize the younger generations memes just like I do their woman.
>>582802094how many pizzas are these fat fucks ordering?
>>582800960swap paradox with paige and this list is correct
>>582802048nice
>>582802134>any game with a little girl is labeled cute,funnyyou sure it's not /v/irgins?
post your hours before the big patch
>Deadlock merch is realwhat the fuck Valve is cooking?
>>582801826Uncensored Mina and Paige panties coming???
>>582802250I thing it's supposed to be lanes in a map
i'm hoping for more horror themed characters, since we're almost in octoober
>>58280232125 i play on the weekends im a gaming dad so i dont have much time to play but hell yeah im gaming yoshi needs to balance the game around me and my kind
>>582802278you are a skinnyfat incel playing a gay MOBA all dayyour not colonizing anything or anyone
>>582801697Do americans really get arrested just for standing around doing nothing.
>>582802250Bratty teammates try to get in verbal fights for no reason and need correction.
>>582802346
Patch better not come out on the hour, I need to do my gacha dailies.
>>582802321am i an og ??
>>582802481>your not colonizing anythingask my mom who pretty much owns the living room couchyeah, me. colonized it.
>>582802257Controversial opinion
>>582802418they should just put in the headless horseman from TF2 and give him a shotgun or something
>>582802501yes it's called loitering
>>582802257i like women but moonlight is BORINGGGG
They're going to add a grimy fat goblin
>>582802501It's AI generated but also yes
>>582802563What gacha???
>>582802321700 hours. brick 1 btw, kneel at your leisure
yoshi's online
>>582802501Shouldn't have violated nintendo's copyrightits fake, check the stream
>>582801224it is ironic and it's meant to make ((You)) mad lil gup
Does this game even need a beta test?Doesn't seem to be much left to do until the full release to justify an open beta.
Why does yoshi lay eggs if he is male?
>>582802481>SkinnyfatWrong I'm DYEL>IncelWrong I live near a college town>playing a gay MOBA all dayOnly when my kush WFH is having a slow dayThere is nothing young college sluts love more than alcohol and drugs.
>>582802346looks pretty nice
Will the patch kill my nude abrams mod..?
>>582802346>>582802553announcement of open beta soon
>wake up>no patch>>582802321Only says Install cause the external drive I have it installed on isn't plugged in atm.
>>582802563deadlock and wuwa patch on same day its gg
Notice how when all the Slavs went to bed the thread quality improved drastically
>>582802321I got in in August 2024, but most of these hours were this year in street brawlI'm slowly grinding heroes in standard for ranked now
>>582802553>>582802813damn sickactual vidya merch id wear
>>582802813if i was a normie seeing that i'd think it was some freemason secret cult type shit
>>582802321Only been here since 6 Heros update btw.
>>582800738nta but so is metro.
>>5828023211000 hours.Im single btw.
>>582802321It ain't much but it's honest work
>>582802321started playing june 2024
>>582802501Yeah? Have you ever watched Rambo?A person that's outside and not in a car or at least in a rush is highly suspicious, probably a drug dealer, a pedo or a terrorist.
>>582802432Balancing a game around weekend players is how a game dies.
>>582802563dokkan battle already got its data download this morning though
>>582802843sv_pure soon
>>5828023211,339 playing since first leakand I still suck
>>58280232124 hoursfirst played on 2024 right before viscous launchedi prefer to play online game with friends, but they didn't really like deaedlock that much, so i don't get to play it as much...
>>582802996Dude I got nervous because I have 1,830 hours and started around the same time. Thought this was my post for a second
curse vishnu right fucking now
>>582802321
>>582802346What's this from
>>582802321Unemployment does strange things to a man, been here since before herolabs
>>582803000>A person that's outside and not in a car or at least in a rush is highly suspicious, probably a drug dealer, a pedo or a terrorist.Ironic because your average Slav is all three of those at any given time
>>58280232124, patch is tomorrow, not today
>>582802321didnt grind like crazy or anything but quietly enjoyedvery hyped for this game
>>582802321I have just over 300 hoursI got into the closed beta August 14th 2024, but I didn't really play much until much later
>>582803176https://x.com/deadlock_8/status/2105004568950042957
is this the perfect Infernus builf?
>>582802346Really hope this is real and not the guy being a attention grabbing fag I want that pin
>>582800960Move Yam and Geist to Mina tier and you are correct.
>>582803170I also only started playing last year as well
type something yoshicommunicate with us, your loyal followers
Patch is dropping from 12-2 pm pst apparently based on this clip from the yoshi cosplayer who was given the merch:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2887255435?t=2h55m49s
>>5828023211500but I was unemployed for the first 6 months I played
>>582803351Escalating hard, hard carrying that build
I've never seen any fandom get this autistic over a patch before
>>582803376it's all redbubble/etsyslop that yoshi buys. if you release something on those platforms, there's a good chance that yoshi will see it and buy it.
>>582803402update cancelled and deadlock shelved go play dota 2
WTF I WANT FREE MERCH
>>582803402
>>582803402bring-ha!
>>582803431europoid here, thats in how many hours from now?
>>582803501let's see what this dick can do
>>582802321I've been playing since May of 2024
>>582803431TEN MINUTES TO PATCH
>>582803431>v*gasclosed immediately
>>5828035989 mins to 2 hours
>>582803501bro... wtf.
>>582803598between 1 hour + 9 minutes and 3 hours + 9 minutes
>>582802813>>582802553>>582802346wait that's sick as fuck
>>5828035988 minutes to 2 hours from now
>>58280359810 minutes-2 hours
>>5828034688 months with nothing will hit like crack
good merch desu
>>5828035982 hours from now. Which is around 2 hours in Metric.
what if it's 1.0?
What's the plan?
>>582803819Now that's the least likely thing given how so many characters still need touch ups or remodels
>>582803704Doesn't this mean they already have merch ready too? They didn't just get these in from Indonisia just in case a Yoshi costume guy appeared
>>582803704WHY DOES DEADLOCK HAVE OFFICIAL VALVE MERCH NOW????????AND HUH THIRD EYE STATUE OF LIBERTY??
>>582803908PULL BACK
>>582803468betting it's gonna be a tiny nothingburger patch in retrospect, though being so content starved I'm a rabid dog
Team flaming me for being bad lel
PATCH IN 5 MINUTES!
>>582803317looks like the devs are telling that fan to leave before they beat the shit out of him
>>582803659what?
>>582803962What's the plan??
>>582803908They're in Mid!!!
What do you think the patch will have since the item rework is later?
>>582803501>676.9seriously?
>>582803915They’ve had 8 months so really it can be anything, seen modders pump out decent work in a week
>>582803995>you'd be wise to join my gang
>>582802728this is a zzz thread
>>582803920I've worked on merch/product control and this is 100% a test run for stuff to check quality and prints. So don't expect it to hit shelves for a bit, but know they're gearing up to drop merch in a few months. I don't know Valve's turnaround but ours was about a month or two per large order.
wall street crack addict character when?
Valve could've stoked some hype by achieving big player count peaks by releasing the patch when both Europeans and Americans can play at the same time. They fumbled it.
>>582804041I didn't even notice before posting but yeah its real lamo
>>582804029Remodels (heroes/jungle/walkers)Finished mapPvE mode (unlikely but holding out hope)
>>582804029I'm hoping for visual updates, some new heroes, map touch ups, some kit updates, and maybe that PvE mode they've mentioned in the past
>>582803927archmother
>>582804128who gives a shit about europe
>>582803431IT'LL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT AND WE LIKE THATGREAT WORK ETHIC
>new forced discord/reddit meme might stop Vyper from getting an actually-decent redesign and keep her looking like another, male character forever
If they have merch they must be planning to do an open beta or something
>>582803927>nyc icon>but with spooky twist>"HUH?"
>Deadlock merch droppingYou gonna buy any?
What's everyone hoping for but not expecting?
>>582804235faggot lol
>>582804128American are at work nigga
>>582804243It'll end up never worn just like the overwatch shirt I bought a decade ago
>>582804270Panties.
>>582804243I want that sweatshirt
>>582804243Celeste doesnt smoke
>>582802502What happens when you get old enough to semi retire...
>>582804243im buying all merch, all cosmetics and tickets to the first TIgibs me dat
Reminder Valve have their own autistic employees that can make limited edition experimental merch for their games.That was probably a test batch they made to see how it'll pan out when they do go all out.
>>582804235Trans Mafia wins again
>>582804243If they have different versions of those pins (one for each callout would be great) absolutely
>Sinclair and Mina/Pocket cosplayers missed out on merchHow mad would you be if you were them?
>>582803704I want one...
>>582803317official deadlock condoms?
>>582804342>just like the overwatch shirt I boughtlmao this dude bough an overwatch shirt>a decade agooh...
>>582804270
>>582804243I'll get a sex with Ivy pin
>>582803927They're going to announce a TI for Deadlock to launch the game to the public.
>>582804425not mafia, no (no mafia mugs!)
>>582804504I am cum
>>582804504woahhh mamma
>>582804454>>582804489>the bagdid it come with the merch? it looks like it has ability icons on it from another picture but it's still not good enough to seem them allI wanted to see if any were new or reworked from old ones
>>582804235Valve doesn't do that sort of shit. What'll probably happen is she'll get a new design and hit the face in a trailer or something
heded tu bloo
he got a long finger!!!
>>582804489>PROTECT YOUR KING
>>582804543deadlock the card game
>>582804639Lose the tits
>>582804243frame one, yeadefinitely a pin (pins? >>582802346 >>582804489), possibly a small chest graphic shirt/sweater like the logo one >>582803704, and see what else they have (hopefully something paradox related)
I see that handsome bastard
>>582804220Considering it is a larger market than the US, everyone
>>582800364how do we get the agp silver players to stop flirting with the jaded asshole straight white male venator players?
>>582804823Only because of slavs
>>582804489>trusting the VAC people with a condom9 months later, same amount time when they ban a cheater?
>dashfernus player gets the urnYeah im not even going to try and chase
>>582804096>>582803920You can see the Valve dev in >>582803995 wearing the icon sweatshirt, these are probably dev-only merch items for now that they'll sell to the public when the game launches.
>>582804634This makes me laugh because several patches later the fix immediately broke again and has remained broken since
ehehehehe did you see dat shit
what are you listening to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZqNUo6y52Q
they're still pushing builds so i think the patch is in 1-2 hours
Is there going to be a new game mode or changes to jeet brawl?
>>582805152I look like this
>>582804243I have a Yoshi pin from a relative who went to nintendo worldI'm totally nabbing a What's the Plan and putting it next to that pin
>>582805152HE'S IN
>>582805152honestly so much meme material outta this patch run up, good on the geeks that went out
Any last words?
>>582805174a KOTH game mode very similar to the rift mechanic
>>582804978>same amount time when they ban a cheaterMore like three yearsTrue story. Someone hacked my account, I recovered it, and three years later I got VAC. And all this while I've launched the game like five years ago at that point
>>582805152Imagine working at a pizza place in Seattle and seeing shit like this every week
i can't fucking wait for those stupid ugly buddha gold statues to get a new model
>>582805289OMAE WASHINDERU
Vexing Bolt is now Sexing Bolt
The overcast windy weather looks so comfy in seattle bros...I fucking HATE how hot it is in my place
>>582805174we know almost nothing other than that it's probably big since it's been so long and one pro player or whoever said that it was basically Deadlock 2we are probably getting heroes because something about voting was re-enabled in the filesthe update will not contain the item update since that was pushed back to later
patch when?
That doesn't look like the patch...
so how big is cadence actually gonna be?
>>582805289SAYONARA CODE LYOKO YAMMY WE HARDLY KNEW YEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHf73t6EhAEPATCH MAKE THIS MODEL GO AWAY
WTF I just went to popeyes did a nice little jog and the patch STILL isn't out?!
>>582805603kill yourself vtumor
>>5828055821 hour and 50 minutes
>>582803704Subtle, I'd wear it.
>>582805289I hope they bring it back as a Deadlock equivalent arcana. Something about a crashed space alien being found by the 7th Moon and trained in the way of the weeb
>>582805640>popeyes>joggeranon, i...
when are they finally adding battle passes and skins to the gameI want to give Valve my money
>>582805094https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZhzAYjFONg
>>582805289GO OUT WITH HONOR
Mina's going to be the Kiriko of Deadlock with how many skins she gets
>the new hero is Yamato split in two her remodel and her alien form being a brand new herowould bkino
FUARK IT SO SEEEEEEX
>>582805961What's the Plan?
>>582805640Are those places magnets for blacks? I went to one in a white majority area and it was full of blacks. All the staff and customers except me and my dad were the only white people there. Best fastfood chicken I ever had though and likely the first time I'd been in a majority black area and not felt my life was threatened.
Honestly I'm more excited about the Warden remodel, all we know is that he'll have a cape.
Will the patch add official bunnysuit skins?
>>582806031popeyes has the best mashed potatoes lil timotheus
>>582805961Is "whats the plan?" the most iconic deadlock emote?
Major patch is adding dance emotes so Dynamo can hit the griddy
>>582804243if it looks like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/ai4swp.png
>>582806078I hope they give him a new gun, both model and gameplay. Playing as the Warden after the Venator just feels like crap.
AAAAAAAAAA
>>582805725>2030>surprise Yamato arcana>it's her OG model>golden version available for a fiver more, including her OG voice lines>CAREFUL MIKUGINIS>Let's take out Mik... Mikku... Mi... eh, KILL HER!I know it's peanuts next to Valve's wealth, but still a great money printer. Also, I miss the OG lines, the current Yamato is too normal and desu tries a bit too hard
who should i play if i like wrecking ball overwatch
The Yoshi guy seems cool but I don't like the idea of encouraging faggots to be annoying for updoots and free shit
>>582805289私は訳あってこの名を得た。決して汚すことのできぬこの名を。ありがとう、ヤマト、さようなら。
>>582806282Viscous
>>582806284Could be a PR stunt.
>>582806031its a chicken restaurant in america anon...what do you think?
>>582806284going there during working hours is cringe but the devs are encouraging it so whatever
>>582806284that's how you foster a game community doe
sometimes I be feeling too old for this game and community
>>582806241the try hard nature suites her more, but the joke lines could be added back in as rare diologue.
>>582806284Valve fans used to hang outside their HQ in cosplay over a decade ago
WHERE IS THE PATCH EGGMAN
>took leave off work>got so excited like a retard that I couldnt sleep>its now 4am in australia and im buzzed out of my mindI'm a fucking idiots bros.
>>582806284>STOP HAVING FUNNN!!!!!its only like this before a patch anon its not like that ALL the time so cool your jets or maybe we should be like the DBD fanbase a bunch of annoying fucks constantly
>>582806031>Are those places magnets for blacksYes, back when Popeye's released it's chicken sandwich black people were killing each other over it literally.
>>582806282Viscous literally turns into a ball to roll into and stun people as his ulthe also has puddle punch for screwy movement like grapple I guesshe is more support focused though his damage by splatter is good tooNote: this could all change within the hour
>>582806456community yea, game is mostly by and for TF2/dota millenials
>>582806147Pull. Back.
>>582806513You’re not getting a new character immediately Aussie if they’re doing a vote so you’re in the clear
>>582806093Indeed they were fantastic.>>582806565Friedchicken is truely the greatest.
>>582806623GOING IN
imagine a soft gentle PaigeMina kiss. Oh my god! they're so in love!!
>>582806456Same. I'm about to turn 40. This might be the last competitive game I ever play.
>>582806513lmao based
Who is more tuff, venator or warden?
Patch delayed to tomorrow.
>>582806513>update is finally out>aussie turns to dust waiting for a queue to pop...nyo....
>>582806675What's it like being an oldfag? Genuinely curious.
>not even free to play tonightI'm sad but at least I'll get to play tomorrow night when there isn't a micropatch every 15 minutes
How long do matches in the normal game mode actually take? Is this some no life faggot game like DotA where I need an hour to play one game? Deathmatch is for queers.
>>582804454>>Sinclair and Mina/Pocket cosplayers missed out on merchMaybe they shouldn't have gone out in the middle of the night
>>582806284Does encouraging faggotry among your fans come with the role description for devs or team/project leads nowadays, or is that (fingers crossed and touch wood) limited to tard wranglers aka community managers? I find it difficult to picture myself as a part of Valve now. I imagine the entire team having fun with the patch anticipation, ready to release it at any point, sharing the funny memes etc and me in the background just rolling my eyes as my work chat is filled with the most retarded normie memes ever. My heart would bleed if I ruined my colleagues' wholesome joy. I'd still work my ass off of course, I just wouldn't be able to find any love for THAT part of the community (and we all know how vocal it is, even if a minority). Imagine being told some streamers are visiting the office, and having to suffer all the faggotry right in your face.
>>582806456That's just the youth in general though. I'm going to miss the millenials when you guys are too old for online vidya. Playing BW as a child was fun with you guys.
Deadlock needs an Australian hero
>>582806675In your time, what other competitive games did you play, gramps?
>>582806758It sucks major balls. I now understand why guys go through a midlife crisis and buy a motorcycle. All you think about is how fast the years go by and that you're going to die soon.
>>582806864We had Kali...if that matters
>>582805023Part of my job when doing the print test runs was literally having people around the office wear them/wash them to make sure they don't fall apart or fray too bad early. It's 100% a small order sent to the office to be worn for a week or two before the big order is placed. This is literally exactly what my office did.
Painter Hitler hero when
>>582805289ayy rmao
who is worse Yoshi from Deadlock or YoshiP from FF14 ?
fucker is online but hides from dev list again
>>582806878I played CS 1.6 and Source competitively from 2002-2010. Then I sank 8k hours into Dota 2 which I still play off and on.
>>582806650ah, don't forget popeyes dirty rice and beans. honestly, I think I can actually eat just that and their mashed potatoes over their chicken and shrimp
The update happens. And then what?
>>582806984Deadlock Yoshi hands down
>>582807009cam says it's offline for me when I go on the site...
>>582806984YoshiP can never shut the fuck up and he made the flop that was FF16
>>582807043We game.
>>582806984>YoshiP
>>582806503Anyone got that pic with Devs from different companies like EA and Activision cosplaying as TF2 Mercs?
>>582807043Voting
Alright that's enough Yam for this patch I don't want to tarnish the memory that last game was really hard.
>>582806984yoshi p easily
>>582806284I think it is only bad when you have a bunch of unemployed men and woman blocking day to day life. But what is going on with the traffic cam is light-hearted fun. Also I lowkey wish some liberal white woman who forgot to take her drugs going into a psychosis episode and drives towards them.
YoshiPschizo is so obcessed he goes to unrelated game generals to post about him. Honestly grim
>>582806984YoshiP always cosplays a job from the game have we seen Yoshi cosplay Lash? No? Well there you go
>>582807043We can finally shut this general down
It's almost here, I can already taste the liver and onions
>>582807043We scream about how shit all the changes are, unless there are no major changes, then we bitch about that instead
>>582804091Zased
>>582807043Deadlock is saved.
>>582807043then we wait for the next update of course
>>582805094https://youtu.be/0iVlSNpq8i8
Hero Skins soon
>Americans won't even be able to play it because they are at workAhahahaha
>update is full of OH NO NO NO posting as the only remodel we get is Holliday getting a textured gun
>>582806984As a ex-ff14 fag. Yoshi P. Never believe his lies. The current community for that game is AIDS. It's home to unironic pedophiles and IMVU tourists.
The worst part of this update is having to wait like 2-3 days to even play the first character from the new batch
>>582807043We host an inhouse of course!
>>582807043We complain about how shit it is while Reddit raves about how great it is.
>>582807043You wait a week to unlock each new hero
Have there really been no leaks or anything?
>>582805669NTA but the fact that you recognize Dizzy is telling on yourself, she's not exactly mainstream even if she isn't unpopular.
>>582805094https://youtu.be/oddpEWuOT1o
When is Nintendo stepping in and telling them to stop using Yoshi? Why is Icefrog afraid to use his real tag.
>>582807408There have been some but nothing nearly as concrete as the last one. Last patch we knew basically everything.
>>582807354It’s medic anyways what are you worried about
>>582807326>euros wont even be able to play it they're in bedaussie (neets only) chads fucking wonned
mikuginnis is missing
>>582807501Because it will drive the dotards insane
>>582805094https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzam3IsHVzs&t=2031s
>>582807525>Last patch we knew basically everything.Except Silver
>>582806984please keep talk about that dead tranny game to it's own general thanks
>>582807043In all likelihood, I go to sleep because its too late.
>>582807594Silver leaks started happening close to patch day. I think we saw a low res wolf form and had the name, but that was it.
>>582807408Theres nothing to leak
>>582807326That's why Yoshi is waiting until 5 to drop it
ITS OUT RESTART STEAM
>>582807408Valve got pissed and shut down all leaks after the Patron changes got leaked awhile ago, I’m actually impressed.Would’ve assumed there’d be like one guy still able but so far nothing
Quick, recommend me a trans friendly hero to spam when the patch drops.
IT'S OUT RESTART YOUR ROUTERS
>leaksRemember proto graves had charges on her ult.
>>582807785Celeste
>>582807785Venator
>>582807785Grave bros...
>>582807673Wasn't it literally just hours before the release? It's obvious that they closed all the leaks with her and this patch
>>582807759
>>582807821FUaking based
Why have these past few days been so sovlful deadtards? Havent felt this way in a long time
>>582807821Graves use to have Zeus ult
>>582807878No it was before patch day, but very close. There were zero leaks for her and then all of a sudden a few days before we started hearing rumors. That was also when Celeste's name was Pepper
when
>>582805094https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eefKiHsRyPI
>>582807928the content drought filtered out FotM players so you are left with the real die hards.
it's not happening tonight or tomorrow
>>582806675Lighten up unc
>>582807821Her tier 3 should make it charged again
>>582808112the FotM players are the ones who are gonna show up conveniently right as we're expecting the new patch though
They're adding Green Abrams.
>>582808030I guess I was sleeping then. Regardless, it's obvious that they've started cracking down on leaks, considering that we had a lot more footage of other characters compared to Silver.
>>582808128Once all the hero shooter fags learn how to push lanes it will be
>>582808102Add lei heng to the game
>>582808194they like immediately left once they realised it wasn't on the weekend.
WRECKERBROS....I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES...THIS IS OUR PATCH...
>>582808209finally
>>582808270Not before Lash, Abrams and M&K get Middle skins.
they should add another hook hero
Golden Infernus for everyone who played before patch
More black female amputees
>>582808386yoshi told me on the phone they are adding a sex worker hero
they should add juno from overwatch
>>582808386Pudge...
>>582804235Some troons complained when they made Ivy cuter and Valve didn't give a shit
YOSHI ADDED HER INTO DEADLOCK
>>5828082090.01% chance to load in as green abrams when playing abramsis that anything? is it too reddit?
they should add another hooker hero
She's in
They should add a slutty incubus
>>582808428You’d end up with the TF2 halo situation where everyone just mods it to say FAG
>>582808452the sexual tag makes sense now
>>582808386no way it can be as cancer as bebop so why notin fact fuck it man add thresh
>>582806371goober wife
>>582808452But Paige is already in the game?
Yamato's 2 is so bullshit is honestly makes me laugh
>>582808515Am I supposed to punch her?
>>582807974still have it as my steam banner after putting it together all the way back when viscous was first addedgood times
>>582808502OUT
>>582808525
SAY HIS NAME
i hope there are no rewards exclusive to playing ranked this season because i just started playing and i dont think i'll get enough wins in time
>>582808063i cummed
who out here slorkin they shit?
>>582805289Keep the armor at least, it's kino.
>>582808697they extended the season but i doubt it
>>582808636I'm still on the lookout for the original high res Arnold 'brams edit...
>>582808502BEGINE TEMPTRESSYOU STOLE PROJECT MOONS FUTURE AND WILL NOT TAKE THIS
>>582808697i still need to do my 8th placement matchidk if i'm going to play much ranked beyond placements, if there's a little "i played in beta season 1" trinket i'd get that then probably just stick to unranked
>>582808063
I'M DOIN' IT!
>>582802642>fat as shit ripping off welfare>its called freedom chud>building parks, public gyms, healthy supermarkets and going outside to do anything but wageslave, consoom, kill or rape>THAT'S HECKIN' LOITTERING
Update tomorrowSearch your feelings, you know it to be true
>>582808697so far just an entry in your ranked history log
Now that this era of deadlock is over I just want to get this off my chestNO ONE LIKED THE SEX WITH ABRAMS POSTERSNONE OF YOU WERE FUNNY SPAMKING THAT SHIT EVERY SINGLE DAY BACK IN 2024YOU ALL JUST SOUNDED LIKE COCKMONGLING FAGGOTS
Just click the fucking launch button, retards
ITS OUT FUAAAARRRRK
>>582808697guessing there might be a souvenir like they did for xmas x2 - dunno what it'll be but most likely something
>>582808920Ivy is so sexy
>>582809017TRAINS HERO CONFIRMED
THE PATCH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>582808984Seven got the best version of the line because he sounds like a smartass talking back
ITS OUT ITS OUT ITS OUT
I am still at work dont release the patch yet!!! Im off in an hour!!!
I AM THE COSMOS!!!
>>582809071>doorman counterpart>opens portals not to go through but to throw trains at people
>>582809017Only Germans play these game right
>>582809017>wishlist 534
when did this place become so reddit
BRING VINDICTAS FEET BACK NOW!!!
SHE'S IN!!!!
>>582809197That's Yukari's move
We migrated to Nivals, hop on
>>582808697>>582808987wait nevermind, there might be a little trinketbut surely not a permanent tricket right? it'd be silly as they stack up across the seasonsmaybe they mean the rank bust that's currently on the wall?
>Yoshi tracker turned into a DNB before the patch
>>582809248redditgods won
>>582809289i'm going to go for a quick jerk off sessio before the patch comes out in 10 minutes
>>582809248when you arrived
11 MORE MINUTES
>>582809017>wishlist 534I read that after a certain amount of wishlists the system stops using them in the algorithm so if you're doing it to help indies be visible it's not workingeither way trim that shit nigga
>>582808692>>582808729Im gonna SLORK
>>582809380meat meat meat meat
>>582809432>t greasus goldtooth
The magic whole hour, things always happen then!
Did we already have the usual steam maintenance today?
>>582809157Nah, it's the Lash who sound annoyed
>>582809290Wait. Yukari doorman skin. How did I not think of this where is it.
>>582809360FUCK my imageanyway, they do mention a trinket in the hideout
>>582809421>>582809240I just use it to keep track of games for later sales.
recommend me a good tranime to watch while we wait
10 minutes until we know if the patch is coming out at 1:00 or not
>>582809240>>582809421is that a lot?
he's just idling thereMENACINGLY
>>582809608>good>tranimeOxymoron
>>582809490Fatass who drives a go-kart hero when?
>>582809289every so often the gachafags have to remind you you're on an inferior board
>>582809608Kodomo no Jikan.
>>582809549noSo either the patch drops after maint (fuck too late) or drops before it and you play for an hour before maint hits (also fuck)
you just know his fat green ass gets off on constantly appearing online/offline in the discord
>>582809608Shoujo Ramune
>>582809608Code gayass
flat Ivy's tits
>>582809248it's mostly former /lolg/ and /owg/ users
IT'S UPHE'S IN
10 minutes to patchOr maybe 25
>>582808697the most it will be will be something like tf2 badgesI wonder if they will give me the equivalent of playing the beta badge since i got alpha access like a week after it was leaked
>>582809608Sonny Boy
>
>>582809752based
>>582809608Mushishi
Just had eight slices there's one left im fat
>>582809608steel ball run
>planned to sleep through the night and wake up well rested in time for patch>suddenly sick>can't really sleep>can't fully enjoy the patch when it hitsthis is some bullshit, man
cancel that, SHE'S IN!!!
>>582809786Do want a fish dude.
>>582809817yeah but imagine the aura loss if im walking around with a beta season 2 badge instead of season 1
>>582809608the Dara-san anime was cute, probably better if you really like snake tiddy. But also read the manga
>>582809627personally I only have 170 and even that I think is too much
>>582809608Original FLCL
>>582809608k-on
>>582809608Kaiba
A dancing based hero
>>582809908"non-canon" chapter was good
>>582809608Akiba Maid War
The update is in 6 minutes, right???
Out out out! Restart Steam
Getting a little annoying and off topic now limbab. Control yourself.
>>582809608Jojo'sIt's retarded and objectively bad but we still love it, just like Deadlock
>>582810005where would one meet pretty ladies such as this?
>>582809608Rezero
>>582809608watch new Ghost in the Shell
We got more signbearers
alright i came the patch can come out now
>>582809608kill la kill
>>582809608kaiji>>582810092shaddup
5 MINUTES
>>582810045to an hour
>>582810045Give or take an hour
>>582810045very likely it's at 2 pm pacific
>>582809926rewatched it last week and its so coolhttps://youtu.be/Ly5_XabvDEU?t=109
Singer with voice related abilities, print this
>>582810115please wash your hands before posting...thank you
OMG GOLD INFERNUS IS OUTCHECK YOUR STEAM INVENTORY
>>582810045You have to consider the steam maint as well. Every tuesday at this time.
I'm going to goon to Billy until the patch drops.
SHOW ME YOUR GAME FACE
GOD he was big
>>582810271i look like this
>>582810239literally cadence https://youtu.be/lD-6VCu7lEY
Based Yoshi releasing the patch at 5 fie hardworking employed Americans
Should I buy all the early skins in Deadlock so they'll be very expensive in 5 years from now?
>>582810260steam maint happens later in the evening (pacific)
>>582809680We were discussing a taxi driver hero a couple threads ago actually but this post made me think of him as a oversized greasy cigar smoking cunt that has a little car
>>582810297
>>582810371Honestly, probably.
ITS....Not out...
>>582810343interesting...
>>582810371What if you thought about stocks this way instead?
>>582810406>almost all her porn is about rapehuh
>>582809608Yani Neko
>>582810440>>582810456Cat sex
>>582810456im inthis catwith my penis
>>582810316dm me on telegram pleaseeeeeeeeee
>>582810475That was a placeholder model, picrel is her in the VN.
oh SHITACTUAL LEAK WTFF IS THIS???
>last seen 20 minutes agorelease it now you fuck
>>582810482well if they're gonna be sellable on the market then these practically are already stocks and its a good investment
1 min... this time surely...
patch drops thursday. i'm all in.
>>582810482I don't want to take away my money from my S&P to buy Steam games.If I do this with Deadlock skins there will be no shame!
>>582810567NO FUCK PLEASE DO DONTANYTHING BUT THAT
tahm kench bootleg plsI would also accept not-Largo
>>582810493>Almost all her porn is hmofaBased
It's over...
See you guys in an hour I guess
>>582810493She has that effect on people
>>582810564
>>582809902ouuuuuggg plapmeat
fat ugly hero that just sits on a chair and eats bad food
I guess it's one more hour
>>582810567Would kill for abathur kit. Rem isn't enough.
The 12-2pm pst was an estimate it could be later guys.
>>582810635what the hell does that mean
>>582810316Based
>>582806284>Reddit: I consent>Yoshi: I consent>Random 4chud: I don't
>>582810713Shut up
>>582810713it's not even 2pm pst yet...
>>582810698you just know she fucks blacks
>>582810713Would be weird for it to drop later since steam is going to undergo maintenance. But then again that would be a very valve thing to do
>>582810567YOUIMPROVEDENHANCED
Doesn't Valve realise that they're in possibly the worst timezone for a mainland company?
>>582810271i cummened
>>582810750human male on female anthro
>>582810750human male on furry animal? female animal? idk.
What time did last patch drop I can’t remember.>>582810713ILL BE IN BED LATERGIVE IT
GUYS CHECK DISCORD THE CALICO REMODEL JUST LEAKED!!!
real valve move if they release it in the hour before tuesday maintenancenext 30 minutes would make the most sense, otherwise 3 hours from now
Just give me more cute girls that I can imagine being sexually assaulted by cruel older women.
>>582810567he would be excited to explore new lifeforms
>>582810713Valve has dropped big dota patches at like 5pm.
Yoshi please give me a new hero who's a bratty little girl ixian and my life is yours
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT ANYMORE YOSHI PLEASE
valve dropped big dota2 patches during major tournaments they dont give a fuck about anything
>>582810882It's been YEARS
>>582810882you can look for yourself, patch times vary like crazy but OGNB was at 3pm pst
>>582811001Dota didn't give me the impression Icefrog would ever sign off on loli
Start placing curses on Yoshit until he releases the patch
patch in 46
niggas will be acting like this waiting for a game patch and then look you dead in the eye and tell you they don't have a gaming addiction.
>>582811187I'm shitposting at work
>>582811187It's a moba what do you expect.
HE'S IN
DEATHY IS LEAKING RIGHT NOW NEW YAMATO MODEL JUST DROPPED!!!!!!!!!!!
>>582811187gaming addition is only thing I have
>>582811001they already did
>>582810750It means its based
deathy kill count check
He's in
>>582811187I never said I didnt have an addiction
>>582811187I'm sitting in my sprint retrospective at work right now
>>582811187It’s been 8 months and people having fun don’t be a fag
>>582811396THE DRINK???
Eurobros we're getting cucked again.
>>582811396A BEVERAGE OF SORTS???
>>582811463Jokes on you I have wednesday off
>>582811463>not staying upyou're a fake fan don't play the game ever again
What happens if the patch is delayed?
>>582811463you have to 3 hours of sleepmax. you need to be better.
>>582809831newfags don't know about "the tree"
Nah it's gonna drop at like 03:00 man
I have a feeling we're also getting a lot of voice lines this update
holy fuck yoshi just added rio from blue archive into deadlock?!
can I get the status of all the important streamers it is very important to me what the streamers are doing currently right this minute please tell me about the streamers
That's it, the patch isn't dropping today It's over
waiting
>>582811187Its largely ironic, I'm shitposting while watching shit on yt and playing a gacha.
>>582811358Where's the porn where Venator rapes him
>>582803704tight
>>582811570Yoshi naked dogeza
>>582811358so cool that they added a character whos so obviously wearing a flat chastity cage all the time
>>582811660that game still about clicking auto every turn?
>>582811631Her ult reveals the entire enemy teams location
>>582810456Fucking this cat till my dick is raw, balls are dry and his belly bloated and sloshing with seed to the point he looks pregnant.
>>582811396THEY CALL HIM THE WHAT?
>>582811649why the fuck it's so low?
>>582811463Nightowl neets win again
>>582811754BASED
>>582811623holy fuck
>>582811570Between giving a fan unreleased merch today and hyping up the fanbase yesterday someone might actually DDoS the servers for a week
>>582811726Yeah except we have RPGmaker segments now.
>>582811754yuuup i know thats right ive been saying this for years
>no patch>/myteam/ is losing
>>582808063holy fucking sex
>>582811754Uhhh kinda based
>>582811924>/myteam/Who?
I stopped play fifa for this
she is in
>>582811989Scotland
>>582811991some other anons made real sacrifices...
MODS
>>582811187This nigga said "niggas"
>>582812028Anon what are you doing, this is a blue board
patch in 45m
>>582812028ty for your cervix
Yoshi I am skipping out on my wife's pregnancy this better be worth it.
>>582812028Not even remotely fuckable
>>582812028>>582812116BASED
*farts in your lane*
>>582810705abathur, as with every unique design(murky) sounds interesting in theory but in practice it's absolute fucking cancer aids to play with unless you are playing in a full partyintroducing shit like this into the game is just not healthy
>skipped filming my boypussy getting stretched by a horsedildo for onlyfans because of this patchyoshi it better release in an hour...
Onion Ha... please die a terrible death.
>>582812220Me when Cadence drops.
>>582811829I love being on disability
When are they adding in yakub as the zoner/artillery mage?
>not taking a fat nap after work so you can stay up all night for the patcheurochads come on now...you should know how this shit works
There will be no update until Gabe is done his mandatory ritualistic 4 hour mongolian throat singing to celebrate a new patch sorry bros
its kind of crazy how they were able to make what essentially reads as a loli character (ivy, very short, flat chested, BARE flat chested, relatively naive as a character) but nobody finds the character controversiali mean can you name another small flat chested character who has overalls barely covering their implied nipples and nobody says anything about how strange that is i almost worry that when this game goes mainstream, normies might see that and be like "uhhh thats kinda weird, is that a kid?"
>>582812312yakub summons white people to attack
furry bastard
Everyone left but the sign remains
>>582811187>oh you have been waiting for a new book from your favorite author? You have book addiction!retard
>valvetards think the game is surviving after this updatelol. lmao even
Does anyone have their private number(s)? Just call them and ask them to hurry in a friendly manner
>>582812563This is the start of a new era for Deadlock. Consequences will never be the same.
>>582812564better to send them a package
>>582812545Simply not attractive. Can't even make me pull out the "not a furry but--" card. This shit is garbage. Dota designs always are.
>>582812545hnggggggghhhhh
>>582812440Anon you know petite women exist right.Ivy is sexy but not loli-leaning
patch in 40
Go on without me bros
I main Rem any questions
>>582812545Literally custom built for human men
>>582812759Is your mom hot?
>>582812759Can I punt you across a football field?
>>582812759top or bottom?
Just crashed out on my mom for buying tomato past and thinking it was pizza sauceTime to play some Deadlock
>>582812814t. brownoid
RELEASE THE PATCH
>>582812849what about tomato future
>>582812836nta but I main rem and hope my lane partner (male) will sleeve me between waves
how do I pushmaxx on Rem? Any specific items I should get to make my remlings pump more besides heroic aura and healing tempo?
>>5828092482012
any slorkers in the chat?
>>582812690>petiteshe is like 3 feet tall and COMPLETELY flat chested. i mean even midna had those implied hips to lean her chibi rather than loliit would be a bit odd if they removed midnas hips, gave her pants, but kept her shirtless but with incidental nipple coverings like from the thing ends of a scarf or something
>wingame>no patch
it's gonna be 3pm isn't it?
so uhupdate doko?
What the fuck do I play to pass the time
>>582812164Either a fag or baiting for more squirrel pussy, in which case based
>>582813016Get ye flask, throw it at waves and remling the melee and heal minion
Final Prediction Update: The Witching HourGoes live 6PM EST6 character vote>Cadence (Succubus)>Boho>Incubus>Rat King>Poltergeist>SlorkRunners up: >Raven>Trapper>WreckerCharacter Remodels>Viscous>Warden>Yamato>Sinclair>Vyper>BebopHideout Updated to reflect Skins / Cosmetics upstairsIngame map switched to Halloween map
>deadlock server just got a patchGAHHHH
>>582813016Duration and monster rounds. Healing tempo is low prio
well, I'm going to sleep5 hours of Dead Space remake drained my last powers
>>582812849Just blend it with some olive oil and it'll become a very nice and tangy pizza sauce, then go apologize to your mother.
just shut it down
what if they're only releasing the patch after they've finished eating the 100 pizza boxes?
>>582813076not 100% but i think this may potentially be NSFWsort of visible nipples
>>582812271keep an eye on the ball boys n girls
>>582813076here comes the lash
>>582813076Thank you for your Sevice.
IT'S HERE
>>582813239thisthis is my timeI can save them
It's time
>>582812849nigger what do you think tomato sauce is made of?
>>582813076scaly, rough, and grippy. how long yall lasting?
SIX HEROESSIX HEROESSIX HEROES
HE'S TYPING
>>582813239cmon use your head, they'd be sick from all the cardboard
tumblr game
PATCH NOW
https://www.playdeadlock.com/cityneversleeps
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450?emclan=103582791474686175&emgid=694273194214819790
>>582813036She's hunched over because she's s fucking gargoyle
>>582813112My prediction is that this is going to be a mostly reskin/remodel based uodate with 2, maybe 3 new heroes, if even thatWe will get a jungle rework, new models for most if not all unfinished heroes, new thematic models for the walkers and guardians, more map details and new jungle creep models
>>582813317I've got a rough mermaid onahole and I can usually got about two minutes
>>582813295that and like 6 other ingredients
it's up
>>582813351THOSE HEROES FUCKING SUCK WHERES MY SLOOOOOOORK
ITS COMING
>>582813351please dont be real please dont be real
rat king real
BABA YAGA?
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450?emclan=103582791474686175&emgid=694273194214819790https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450?emclan=103582791474686175&emgid=694273194214819790https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450?emclan=103582791474686175&emgid=694273194214819790
>>582813351for fuck's sake
>>582813351SKELETON NIGGAS WE WON BIGLY
>we're getting 3 heroes>we're getting 0 heroes>it's 6doomtrannies fucking lost LOL
>>582813317Hours because she'll get mad and start raping me when I cum and start to pull out
>>582813351fake
STEAM VENTS ARE BACK
yall niggas been hearin bout chess? I fuck with chess niggathey be callin me the black king n shieeetttt
https://www.playdeadlock.com/cityneversleepsITS REALITS REALITS REAL
It's actually up
>RAT NIGGABASED
>>582813351LOOOOL its so fucking over
>>582813351oh my god that actually looks awful I WAS FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS?????? ACTUAL TUMBLR CHARACTER
HOLY FUCK THE MAP
ON ALL OUR SOULS CADENCE IS IN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?????????
what the hell are these designs
>>582813351me on the left
>>582813351BADASS SKELETON YEAAAAAAHHHH
>>582813351chess playing central park dominating ol'-head OG who tells youngstas to pull they pants up would be a funny character >NOW NOW, YALL BOUT TO WATCH ME CONTAGERATE ON EM, WATCH AND BE AMAZED AT THE FREQUENTILITY OF MY STRATEGIC-NESS
>rat kingomfg man
>>582813604He better have a good kit because based on the splash he looks terrible.
If there's a vote the fucking skeleton is GUARANTEED in first
WHAT THE FUCK
we're all voting for violet and the skeleton
>>582813351>finally got a skeletonThank fuck
SEX WITH THE STAGE HANDS
oh guys this is so exciting and happy making
>>582813604Oh, this nigger. In every game. Legacy SBI character.
>>582813351>>582813495>>582813604ABSOLUTE DOGSHITNUKE VALVE HQ NOW
an actual major update I'll be damned
>>582813495>>582813351EWWWWWWWW
kek rat king is actually a thingredditgawds wonned
>>582813351>Skeleton OH YEAH
Map looks too fucking bloated nowWhat were they thinking?
>no 4 lanesit is SO over
>>582813604he's the central park OG who schools all dem yunguns in chess
>these dogshit reddit designsyeah this game is cooked
kino
>explosive skeleton characterLETS DOOO IIITTT
>you vote in pre-game and have to convince allies to vote with youI can't believe they made it even better
GAY SEX WITH RAT KING
>they kept being able to see enemy staminaoh no no no
>>582813762>GILF>evil gyrocopter>cool granny (probably evil)>park bum chess GM>RRAT>the sexxo
>bomb skeleton>hot painter>hot nurseyou know what? the black guy i'll take him
>New lanesHOLY SOVL>>582813817I literally saw people constantly cry that the new heroes were too attractive. Now we get ugly niggas and people are shitting their pantsWhat do you niggas want.
warden ain't getting a remodel this patch
Violet>Nurse>Deadman>>Solomon>>>>>Rat King>>>>>>>>>Baba
Redditors wonned
EMERGENCY BAKE NEEDED
Designs are great if chudfaggots hate it.
>>582813829this guy looks fucking sick
I'm surprised we didn't get a single character we were expecting. Raven was literally 90% complete the last time we saw him.
>no remodelshuh???
>no remodels
LMAOOOOO STILL NO REMODELS
Dannybros ww@
>>582813901>What do you niggas want.NOT THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE YOU FUCKING RETARD
Did they buff Silver?
>>582813762it would be funny if granny is a dps, support is kinda too obvious
>the old black dude who plays chess in the park is a hero>the old white lady who feeds the pigeons is a herothis is the NYC rep I neededperfect, no notes
patch's 4GB
>>582813351MY NIGGA RAT KING I LOVE RATS RATS RATS
Slorkbros...we lost...
what the fuck
>STILL NO REMODELSFOR WHAT PURPOSE
>More strict report system for comslmfao OG Valve really is dead
>rat king is real>he looks like a gay furry artist's ocBruh
Cadencebros... is it over for us...?
>>582814128This really is the tranny appeasement patch.
>>582814128DEADLOCK VIEWER STOCKS ARE DOWN NOOOO
>>582812836Im muslim
>>582813101Neither
>holliday still has a grey gunbro..what the fuck are they even doing
>>582814112taking the opportunity - graves has terrible voice lines, she has 0 personality and sounds like generic tiktok girly, I want her to have recognizable voice and say some weird shit like she suppose to
>>582814189the item patch will get 6 more heroes
>>582814169completely and entirely needed, absolutely fatigued with every other match becoming either lobby wide erp or a contest of who can be the most like sam hyde
>>582813829so this is wrecker, right? or at least it has to be wrecker's ult
HOW DO I TRY OUT THE NEW HEROES
>>582814183>>he looks like a gay furry artist's oche always was a gay furry's oc
RAT KING IS IN
>9 months with no remodelsWHAT ARE THESE FUCKERS DOING!?
>>582814183The only point of male furries is to appeal to fags
CRAZY PIGEON LADY
it's over
Asian woman is a cutie why are you niggas crashing out
ERMMMM CADENCECHUDS?YAMATOCHUDS? MIND EXPLAINING???
you had a good run deadlockgoodbye
New headshot effects are neat
>>582813351say sike right now
>queue up>match accepts>can't join the game
They probably think this update is going to go down and be as popular as the previous 6 heroes were.Lol.Lmao.
>go take a shower>patch out when i come backcleanbros we fucking won
>>582814325no more niggertranny in chat i guess
>>582812815My friends did comment on her being attractive a number of times when I was a teen
>>582813952We're so fucking back.
>>582814086True actually, these are NYC staples I didn't think of that
>>582813351my gut reaction was that i hated this but i thought about it for like 10 more seconds and im cool with it nowskeleton pilot, granny, chess nigga, and rat king are all kinda heat
owari da
holy FUCK the new map looks good
>>582814259There's a mute function
>>582813351Everyone will be simping for nurse and painter girl in like two weeks.
>>582814325GRAHHHHH LET'S FUCKING GO
>useless cunts are still doing the voting despite the ranked requirementsdrip feed cause they dont work on the game lol
>>582814336Doesn't outweight """""Rat king"""""Yoshi is reddit + discord captured
>>582814469this shit is terrible and i'm glad the official redesign wont look like this
>Lol.>Lmao.
>>582813351very 1940slol
Maining Danny if he's even remotely fun I love skellies
What the fuck is this furry faggot design???
>chinatownI thought we were done with Neon Prime
yakub poster won
>>582814325I can't spam raped in chat as Rem anymore :(
Dannychads ww@Skelebro with movement tech incoming
>>582813351It literally looks like fake
>>582813076MY PP!!!!
Damn no remodel? Im tired of how bad yamato and vyper look.
>>582814469the other one looks way better
Violet Nurse Harrow and Bomb Skeleton make the new heroes automatically cool imo especially violet fucking SEXO
>>582814601Do you know a single thing about new york.
that's not the kind of witch I asked for...
>nimbleCeleste 2.0
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY VYPER REMODEL YOSHI
>>582813927trans btw
>>582814325gayest part of the patch by farthey better be lax about it like with cs or this game is doa
>>582814648
wait the PvE?
>>582814587>No Big Ol rat ballsIt would have been funny.
>>582814676What the fuck did they do to Boho man
Where's the PVE mode?
>>582814676Baba Yaga > coomer bait
>>582814736>he fell for it
Im going to be trying new door placement spots in exploration until the dun comes up!!
>content file lockedLET ME FUCKING IN
>>582814660Do you know what a joke is
>>582814785let them cook you fiend
>new heavy melee sfxoh god this is gonna fuck with me so bad
>>582814325>Banned from Ranked for 30 straight days if you get ganged up on by faggots trying to le vibe
>>582814787This. Gooners get the rope
Holy fuck the map updates look insane
>>582814730needs more forehead
holy fuck broadway is beautiful
BONERBROSWHEREWEAT
>it actually tells you how many souls someone gets when they die / get a killholy fuck FINALLY
Sorry bros I bet all our souls on cadence. Goodbye.
>FAKE PATCHREAL PATCH DROPS IN 2 HOURS
>hero unlocks are vote-based againlmaoI'm not participating in this gay shit anymore
>>582814489i want to encourage people to play the game without being freaks rather than having a silent no coordination lobby
Midboss still inside Broadway so all the pings are gonna be garbagesigh
>>582814896B-B-B-BAD TO THE BONE
>>582814716Yellow Fevour bros we keep on winning.
>>582814765Meh I'll take it we've got Violet and Nurse Harrow
>all this shitNo wonder this fucking thing took 9 months holy shit
>>582814930appereantly the hot old lady is some sort of angel
???
>>582814194can you do fucking anything in your life without chimping out about trannies?
>>582814930>yelling in team comms to vote for your picksoul
We're all voting for the skeleton right?
>>582814971yamato got no remodel so they lost too
New golden statues
WHATS THE COMMAND TO TRY OUT HEROES
what the hell nyc looks sick
What's in the update
>>582814979yeah all meme posting aside this is genuinely a fuck ton of content and they've clearly been workin hard, valve is based
No shadows in the hideout?
>>582814896Right here niggaGonna rattle em
>UI is objectively worse than beforeactually impressive
>>582815070For me I'm going Nurse Harrow > Danny > Solomon > Baba >Violet > Rat King
>>582815089>no more random tiny fat people around the mapSoulless
>>582815095They dont let you play the new heroes yet retard they need to dripfeed the content since they dont work on the game
manual FOV change is still a thing bros
who the fuck asked for a gay chess nigger
>new skeleton>me and my friend can now plays as a skeleton duo for BONETIMEHAHAHA YES
gg deadlock is dead nice knowing all of you
Shame about no remodels but holy fuck the map looks so good now and they added a bunch of shit
>>582815078I love my Blue Alien and will play her as I wait for my Yellow Alien to be added to the game.
anyone that votes for rat king first jerks off to nasty ass porn
>no remodels still
lollmao
>>582813604>Gets voiced by pic relatedWould it save his design?
>skeleton hero gets banned in china>NEW HERO RELEASE: WRAITH DANNY
>>582814469>>582814730Both of these are shit, I'm glad Violet took the look
>>582815097literally too much to typemost significant are:6 new herosrandomized item buffer guynew parts to the map that seem to carry their own gimmicks, mainly spicing up the areas between lanesfuck ton of new voice linesendless amounts of hud and information improvementand like 50 other things
are these new veils/bushes/whatever
INHOUSE FOR THE UPDATEZ62S3Z62S3Z62S3
>>582815249>the bag is a mouthyep that seals it im voting for her and maining her yep thats it this is based
>>582814587https://youtu.be/SlQiO57mGbYALL HAILBIG RAT
DANNNNNNNNNNY BOY DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY BOY
The map changes look great but holy fuck these new heroes are onions drenched Reddit garbage. >also still no actual sniper hero that does actual meaningful damage with left clicks at long range>no, Gay Talon and his useless ass 1 and his floaty bullshit + Vindicta's ult don't countI completely expected it in terms of the hero designs but I was hoping for good map changes and I got them so I guess I will keep playing.
This nigga is 100% voiced by Dave Fennoy isn't he
>>582815127>>582814979>no walker or boss update>game plays exactly the samei swear im in the twilight zone nothing has changed
>>582815249>obligatory shitlib hag characterfuck off back to 2015
>midboss still same>urn still same>rift still same>no new remodelsbruh
>people were genuinely convinced we'd be getting remodels and character reworkslolenjoy your random british cop and japanese ayy lmao
>>582815362>"these new heroes are onions drenched Reddit garbage.">posts gravespot calling kettle black
reddit tumblr heroes welcome
Baba bros were gonna be last aren't we.....
why is this game so popular with the lgbt community?
please tell me the nurse is voiced by the Administrator/Glados it'd fit her so much
>New healthbars
>>582815220me, yall yungbluds betta pull ya pants up
>>582815202newfag?You could always try them out via commands
>>582814325>troon, furry, negro designs>more wacky quips to clog the game's soundscape>Blizzard-style bans for saying anything in chat>no gameplay content whatsoeverTF2 fags tried to warn you.
>STILL no new hero that can move around the tunnelsWhere is my gremlin hero.
>>582815249Yep, I'm thinking sex.
>>582815460I'm voting for her once violet and danny get added
the performance feels worse..........
wife
>>582815523You dont think the rat guy will be able to do that?
>>582815523ratking might be able to, it'd be gay if he can't
>>582815452Graves is still better than the literal garbage we got. No one wants to play as someone's Grandma or some old coon. Rat King is so generic it's peak Reddit. I didn't ever say Graves was outright GOOD design, but it's still better than whatever this literal garbage we just got is.
>132k alreadyholy shit bros
>>582815461i hate to break this to you, but every good game or genre of music has a ton of gays and trannies in it. all the internet music you like is made by trannies, all the breakcore and vaporwave. all of the best indie games are made by freaks who take poppers or want to cut their cocks off. just the way shit is
>new sound for heavy meleesNOOOOOOOOOOO MY MUSCLE MEMORY
>redhead evil bitchy medicmoira my belovedwelcome to deadlock
>>582815537as expected.
>>582815362>Fails wordfilter>calls something redditDont care tourist :3
>>582815362Can you speak english instead of buzzwords.
Holy shit these map changes. That dude was right, deadlock 2.0
>>582815523Check the tunnel area in the hideout
I like the update
Map and new mobs are gorgeousThe heroes are redditshit
Warning Baking
Might be a Solomon main, im a big chess nerd
soooooooobalance changes?
>>582815623i unironically think a chess playing central park og is a more interesting and less seen concept than Wednesday Adams
They added a unique sound effect for cornerboostingGuess they're not removing it after all :^)
>>582815249HAGSEX
>>582815680>he thinks I put enough conscious effort into my post to remember the wordfilterIt was off-hand remarks at most, this garbage doesn't matter enough to me to go skirting around filters and make more than like 4 lines of text.>>582815680Can you stop sucking cocks?
Doomsissies were actually saying an update would not bounce the playercount back btw lol
You can zoom in and out in the hideout and look at your character more closely
Silver did indeed go after the Big Blue Cock
>silver STILL using seven's animationshumiliation ritual character
AND THEY'RE GETTING UPPITY AGAIN
>>582815917>no remodels for all the characters that need them
>>582815935translock
>Baba Yaga witchSoul
>We waited 9 months for this
>>582815882Abrams is such a g
>>582815517You mean the community that's literally everything you listed?
kill everyone who had a hand in new 6 heroes
>>582815802They put some fucking generic old senile coon that plays chess in the park from the old 90s cartoons and put him into a video game, they aren't even trying at this point.
>Auto MantleAutomatically mantle onto ledges you walk into while moving forward on the ground, without pressing Jump. Works the same while moving backward.Lmao oh fuck, no more needing to melee to get over small wallsStill mad if there is no UI indication when you hit an wall/edge boost desu
>>582815935Can you stay on reddit please ty
>>582815249Moira if valve?
>Stuck with Grandma Coco, Yamato, and Green Goo Kelvin for another cycleoh nyo
>>582815935not a fetish btw
>>582815935mental illness
Grandpa...
>Baba's shadow in the hideout has a bench/chicken leg walkerYES
>>582815935>>582815973is there a difference between indians and trannies? They type the same
>>582815935women need to be told how fucking pathetic they are just like men aretransjesters the same
>>582815989I'm trans btw if that matters
>>582814086Unironically chess playing central park nigga is a great choice for a hero.
So what got changed
NEW>>582816141>>582816141>>582816141
the new map looks so damn good
UPDATE INHOUSE UPRF432RF432RF432RF432
>>582816108he's literally me
wonder where we're headed
>>582813351>headmistress archetype>WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM>Muriel from Courage the Cowardly Dog>this post was fact checked by real WIZARD NIGGAS>literally me>another asian to shove into the inevitable k-pop cosmetics
>>582813604we love magical negroes here
>>582816108I need to see all the new interactions
>>582814267I think it's actually Airheart
Just as I climb from dipshit (Stone) 5 to 6 the update is here, no need to thank
>>582815460I'll vote for her after DannyI like Baba Yaga
>>582816213160k
>gooner genocideFucking based.
Anyone surprised by the dogshit characters werent paying attention. going from mina and doorman to celeste silver slop. We will only get more overdesigned garbage like this as we move on, exhibit a le grandmaster hustlin dem fools mayne
>>582816357>gonner genocide>the two heroes that are not boomers or monsters have pretty faces
Some types play checkers whilst other types is playing chess... as foh me... I play all them fewls.
>>582816343will it top 170k though
>>582813351They made another crazy german doctor?
>>582817129Nah it will go past that. i would say more like... it could hit 200 maybe.
>>582815362KYS your opinion is garbage, a long range carry is a terrible idea, sniper item is more than enough to turn gun carries into menaces with cracked aim, there is actually no need to design an entire identity around primary fire sniper.Holiday cracked shotVindicta with long range plus ultimateGrey Talonand especially Paradox carbineAll these guys do shit tonnes of damage at long range with abilities. To give a carry primary fire long range design would be even stronger (otherwise you'd be complaining that the sniper carry doesn't do the most damage in long range which would defeat the purpose of designing a character around that idea), it's a terrible fucking idea.
>>582817803>Holliday>only effective in close to mid-range just like Talon and Vindicta>the rest are all spells instead of left clicksKill yourself tranny, need a hero that is more positioning dependent instead of more zoomie garbage.
>>582815935Coomer Grimstroke
>>582814730SEX
This is the greatest dialogue player concievable
>>582818042>the rest are all spells instead of left clicksyes that was the point of my post you imbecile. These are abilities as I said. Missed my point altogether. Take your sniper idea and throw it in the bin where it belongs, we don't need a default, no cooldown, brain dead "just left click them from anywhere" character in this game.
all this new shit and oh yeah bebop exists still
damn granny got a bench mech
