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yurr
>>582798610Why are horses eating chicken?
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt
yurrrrrr
>>582798705You just want someone to post that webm again
>>582798705extra protein
>>582798682who farted at 10 seconds
>>582798705that's a croissant
I don't think I'll be able to make a passible debuffer for this CM so I'm wondering if I should just focus on making a buffer from Unity cup instead.
>>582798779>gore videoYes
Death to leechesDeath to AllenDeath to /uma/
how do you even make a runaway for a long? are they all just sacrificial or can they actually win and not cuck my other fronts while they try? how much stam do they need?
>>582798821rickey, of course. that's why the camera shows her briefly before it happens.
>>582798915sacrificial if you dont want to cuck your fronts
ブイが目覚めた
>>582798915Palmer can actually win
Can we stop with the club drama? Hold it until the 1st of October, okay?
>>582799020Curren wouldn't say this
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
>>582798915900+1 gold is enough
>>582798890
>>582799020>hold ithngh~ curren-chan kawaii~
Tachyon LOVE
>>582799105>gyaru
>>582799115How come mambo chats never get leaked
Reminder: Donuts are mostly air, so their calorie density is really low. Eat as many as you want!
>>582799078odds you reroll, evens you wait until next thread
>>582799079Is Unrestrained good this CM? How could a runaway win
>danchou is talking about his childhood trauma while threatening to disband again
>>582799287>pink shoe>OHAYO!>pink shoe>OHAYO!>pink shoe>OHAYO!>pink shoe>OHAYO!t. t. former mambro
>>582799287No spies
>>582799392Mambwo...
Every fat Falco post brings me closer to becoming an architect
>>582799298Someone take away curren chan's internet access please
laurel is a dykeeeee
>>582799287here
i think this is the first time they show an actual fat uma musume
>>582799620>feminazi
Post it
>>582799526Realistically it wouldn't make sense for a fat Uma to be a thing (in Tracen) becasue they're supposed to be people there for racing. And actively trying even if they're losers ( Belno)
>>582799287aelred left
I read somewhere a while back that you should manually train debuffers or something in Unity. Did they mean the same for parent sparks?
I think it would be a good idea if Hayashi and V both joined /uma/club next month
>>582799924Fuck off tranny
Bwos I hate job hunting so much
I'm sad, can someone post some cute CB?
>>582800083just say you want more
>>582799850I wonder how Bakushin would act during sex.
Special Week is now my #1 uma because I've failed so many parent runs in a row. I don't even like her.
>>582800181JPniggers are bad enough the least you could do is not post shit gold like the tranny doesn
>>582799287Here is your chat leak bro
>>582799924>AI
Brian senpai will eventually notice Laurel
>>582800390I do whatever I want
>>582800396I wanna be in the picture
>>582800396They are talking about assaulting little boys
>>582799287Their chat died after mambocchi left
>>582800396Awwww.My uma finally shown up in a screenshot.
>>582800396>mambo mambo>nano nano>copa copatop minds
>>582800037Hayashi was already in /uma/club for a month
HOLY SHITSANTA CAME EARLYH!
582799723*cricket noise*
>>582800512You could at least post one that's not hideous
>>582798610ATTENTION TOREINA! Are (You) looking for a highly active and friendly club full of fun monthly activities, carat giveaways, and a laid-back atmosphere? Why not try /Uma/ Club? The clubu is looking for one cool toreina to join this spooky season! It could be you!~Reply to apply and reserve your spot today!
I've completed the dark ritual to summon illegal fuso
Why is Laurel featured in this event instead of someone like Aston Machan?
>>582800642nah, I like this one
>>582800729for sexo
>>582800729who
>>582800729air groove was too straight for this event so they had to pair brian with someone else last second
>>582800589You're welcome>>582800531You'd have to be in Mambo for that to happen
>>582799287because apart from a flatlining nigger making actual club members pissed once upon a time (last November), Mambo chat is remarkable only for how unremarkable it is. Mambros urarapost and bitch about CMs/pull luck. That's about it.That's why Mambo chat logs are never leaked, because there's nothing to leak.
>>582800901but I am...
how did it take until 2026 for groove and rudolf to get a second alt?
>>582800991whats your avatar then?
>>582801124Mambo...
>>582801124Curren
>>582801078so many years for such a mediocre outfit
>>582799020Sorry but I can't allow people to bad mouth my club
Bros... Please say something to help me motivate to start making aces for the CM, I'm a pacer chaser main, I have no FR cards/parent or late&end cards/parents
>>582801124Matikanefukukitaru
I am not looking forward to longslop
>>582801263you can just half ass it and ship anything with long S 1600 speed my trve strength
>>582801263just b urself bro
>>582800037Never mention me again in the same sentence with that seaturd hayacuck retardFalco faggot mongoloid idiot bitch drama addicted imbecile
Exciting but obtuse anti-epileptic jigg:https://jiggie.fun/Twpxm2https://jiggie.fun/Twpxm2Relatively conventional jigg:https://jiggie.fun/Qe3yfMhttps://jiggie.fun/Qe3yfM
>>582801263just stay asleep ogurigwo, throw whatever 1 day before and collect A finals gibspaces are not winning shit
>>582801234rudolf's is kinda swag, she looks like a kingdom hearts villain
>>582801319it's not a real long race, it's only 2500m. A fake long. relax
I'm not defensive about leeching. I'm the first to admit I'm a leech lmao. Careers are boring.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>582801443U both r cucks
>>582801263Own up to it and be an auto-select CHAD
did a cheeky tenner and got Daiwa, is she good for anything besides paizuri?
>>582801263just get angling, Kitasan unique and my true strength. as much speed as you can 1200 power 1000+ stam 1 gold (better 1100) whatever wit (like 600 if you can hit more good). And you will win.
>>582801660nyo
>>582801506Rickey looks so fucking stupid
>>582801167Mambro.. >>582801185here>>582801290Mambchou...
Doing this with Sweep
I fell for the vribrator meme
>>582801263if you have Biwa you can see her fat tits bouncing on screen, that is motivation enough for me at least
>>582801660she's good for the Arima Kino, not much elseShe's crazy hot though, I wish I had the balls to drop a tenner just for giggles. I guess I don't love her enough, after all.
uma musume?
>>582801838feels good doesn't ittrick is to just use a back massager not one of those dinky bullet vibesprostate vibrators are a meme too just apply directly to penis
Samson will win
>>582801861Dont do it...
>>582801827>trannyshit
>maya image>dog shit postwhy is this so common?
>>582801528
>>582801761I'm not actually that Curren or in Mambo I lied
>>582802052>western artist
>>582801954A back massage gun is what I got but idk it really didn't feel like much when I tried it
>>582801838frontbro...
>>582802058
>>582802182do you have a flat head attachment something with a large surface area
>>582802161Yeah, it's nice
>>582801954get a tenga glans toy instead the vibrator working on the tip is the best, prostate is for literal perverted gay bottoms who want to go for hours until they can cum from it
real gay nigga hours
>>582802341>for hourselaborate
>curren image>maya image>creek image>jong image>erp image>avatar image (agnes, goldreddit)>dog shit postwhy is this so common?
>>582802480it's those hours
>ai chan image>great post Why is this so common?
>>582802296yea and it also has a ball thingy attachment
>>582802609
>>582802750>black horse
>>582802609>>582802675GIANT>>582802682so tru!
>>582802382rate my opening hand (East)
>brown horse
>>582802871pon?
>>582802480It's prime burger hours
mahjong more like mahdong
>>582802341I can't use Tenga toys etc because by the time I've managed to fully insert I've already ejaculated
>>582802948>looks just like her VAfascinating stuff really. like hollywood DEI hiring for voice acting, except not ugly as sin and retarded
>>582802948That's a man
>>582802857
>>582802480Does anyone even post Creek? I wish she was posted more
>>582785678I got chiptole
>>582802871Thanyao-coded hand that wants you to get rid of the dora for most success rate. If you disagree - post room
Which one of you guys is going to /Uma/Club
>>582802871it's alright, might be hard for a tanki with that hand.
>Shakur is traumatized by the number 7>Doto is close friends with the 777 umaHmm...
>>582802871>pinfu sanshoku dora3easiest haneman of my life if I were you>>582803141>789>tanyaocutest poster itt
>>582803069>she raped niggas
doto is definitely an old lady that gives you candy
>>582803148me
>>582803136Is that spaghetti
>>582803136>white rice>no fajitas>no lettucewhat are we doin cuz
4 Vodka's before getting my first Scarlett, I'd be as well fucking continuing to get her 5 star. Fuck this game
FINALLY UNBRICKEF
>>582803068nah
>>582803205you obviously get 6p, discard 9p and riichi with a 5p/8p wait
>>582803217
room doko?
>>582803260>he rolled for a boyuma 4 timesGet fucked
>still no mention of the /uma/ club civil war
>>582803338Why do femboys on chaturbate cum after a couple minutes of dildo riding then?
My Clanker Rudolf finally got a 2* Racing Spirit: Stamina...how do I loop her?
>>582803070>I wish she was posted moreThere you go, Anon.
>>582803749get another uma with rss and make her breed with your rudolf until you get a new parent with rss
>>582803750>Super Cuck
>>582803136Nasty ass cheese
>>582803796me on the left
>>582803070ask, and it shall be given unto ye
>>582803369imagine the hate blowjobs
Do stop, nodo stop, no don'tstop
>>582803917no hate involved between her and I
Anyone going to the live in LA?
>>582804002>dog
>>582803148me the minute my club drops out of A+ ranknot this month, but soon
>>582804002Sex with all three
Latebros I'm giving up on the Kris card and just coping with scrambleWhat's a better borrow? Eishin speed or Groove wit?
>>582803054just learn to enjoy the stingy pain from being hyper sensitive and keep fucking the tenga until you ejaculate again
>>582804098groove wit
>>582803859So I just do another run with say, Mejiro McQueen, get RSS, and then these two are Grandparents for a Unity parent?
>>582804002she hates it cause you never warn her when you cum
>>582804113I'd rather just keep my sensitivityI like being able to edge for hours and feel good the whole time
>>582803671Almost as if they ran the drama and shitposts for all other threads considering their shit is private and hidden...Curious...
what umas should I use to loopa late surgers? right now im running spechud, vodka, grass wonder and temporarily goldship for uma stan. I think they get decent initial affinity but Im sure there are improvements to be madeshould I be running maru and pasa? if so, in what order should I be running them to maximize the extra race affinity from dirts?
>>582804169yepperswhen I'm looping I like using borrows tho, get the one you made and find a parent with all the cool looping skills and use these two for the parentit saves times and produces better parents
>>582803709pretty sure they are touching their dicks while doing it or before doing it which helps
>>582803750Why is she sad?
>>582804283Ryan you fool
>>582804283I think lates want Ryan`s inherit all the time
>>582804415Her trainer became her father-in-law because she's infertile
>>582803750holy cuteSuper Creek really is a miracle of the universe
>>582804405Guess I'll have to clean up my friends list a little then
I'm a day one player and I don't know wtf loopa is.I just slap whatever for CM aces and either win B finals or get 2nd/3rd in A.
>>582802480maya images are always attached to high quality posts
>>582804098I'll kill anyone who makes King cry
>>582804437>>582804479can I inherit her unique if she is only 2 stars? either way, it's mostly for grandparent loopa since the actual parents will be made later when I get more of the skills I wantt. just started looping
>>582804525if you're a newfriend, remember you can buy follow slots from the friend points shop
>>582804687no only 3 stars and up
>>582804724Not a newfriend, just unpopular and thus, not a lot of FP
>>582804687You can't.
>>582804074autis/uma/bwo...
>>582804415No goo goo babies…
Good posts almost always include a picture of [umas that I really like]
>>582804687no, she needs to be 3* at least to be able to get her unique as a spark
anyway if you're interested in really reaching the limits of self pleasure you need to move beyond vanilla stuff like prostate massagers and onaholes and into the big boy techniques like choking yourself and estim
>>582804878Two yayoi freaks.
>been renting Riko since unityNever gotten this much before. People probably realized she's decent at clanking
>burgertards gay hours
>>582805134I borrow Riko for clanking pretty often
>>582805160This clankers getting me feeling funny...
>>582802341>>582803054I hate tenga, I got one and that shit lasted about 10 minutes because my dick is too big and broke it
>>582804785>>582804797>>582804896thats what I thought as well, thats why I was using alt special week since she also has Outer Swell but some extra skills too that I might sparkanyway, should I just keep going with this lineage or should I pivot to the dirt-capable ones in some extent? I see most loopas talk use those but I only have pasa and maru who'll half suck on dirt even in independent
>>582805161It's evening in Europe, where all the gays are
>>582805161There's no gay uma posters
>>582804953I'll choke you while I fuck your ass if you're into that
mabechin
>>582805269If you post any uma you're a gay uma poster.
It's 9am here and I'm just getting warmed up for a day of shitposting
>>582805269They're all too homosexual to be considered mere gays... I knew it
>>582805261>europe is where the gays are>not america that's full of hyper homo liberal faggotry and trannism that's invading everything elsenyoticing
>>582805361no u
>>582805134I borrow riko for fan runs
>>582805426All the gays and erpers on /uma/ are from Europe
>>582805426those americans you mention live at twitter, not 4chan
>>582805474I'm also a gay uma poster, just a different kind
>>582805426moving from america to germany one thing I noticed was how much higher quality the poppers are over here
I was lied toMLB R LH is as good as LB1 SSR LH>yes I have been coping with out my own LH before anyone asks
Tamachud has too many races in her career
>>582805426Didn't all of that started and exploded in Europe though?The only reason Americans are getting blamed for it is because Euros are too cucked and faggy, so they consider it as normal as their women being abducted by muslim rape gangsThere's a reason "gay or european" is a thing
>>582805259Supreme racist commander works great for lates in the next cm and you can never go wrong with Ogurin as a parent for anyone but fronts. But if you are just looping to amass skills it doesnt matter that much so long you run as many G1s as possible.
Uhhh... Umamusume???
>>582805749>>582805770This post is off-topic.
>>582805770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-01cO73qRU
Keep /pol/ shit to yourselves
>>582805749>>582805770none of this is true in the world of Uma Musume thoughever
No one cares about your sexual orientation
>>582805840so would something like this be better than what I am running currently in >>582805259 ?
>>582806052My trainee does
>let me tell you how the world works
>>582806182Not real
why was that post deleted but that post not deletedis janny literally retarded
>burger /pol/ hours
>>582806235Well you know, he's spent a LOT of time on a message board that a child made so he could talk about anime with his friends. So he's somebody you should trust - somebody who really knows what's what.
>>582752840nyoooooticing
>>582804520This is my ultimate life goal.
>>582806419this but unironically
>>582806394GIVE ME A STAMINA SPARK PARENT YOU UGLY FAT CHUD
>>582806329Spotted the snitch
Good night friends!!
>>582806080Yeah sure, you loop the SLs until you got good sparks on them. Then use them to make your grandparents and then use the grandparents to make your parent. You can also cut it in half, if you borrow a grandparent, but that'll eat your borrows too. But I see you are already doing that. You get what I am saying?
>>582805963REALLY? this is your limit? pol? not the faggot yuri trash posting, pedophilia, erping or whatever else?
>>582806586gn gwo
has the date of the uk live been announced yet
>>582806586No...don't leave us...
>>582806673>uk liveRIP all those poor girls
>>582805657I've been using a 0lb SSR LH this whole timeShould I change to SR?
>>582806496you posted how it beginspic related is where it goesBeing with Creek is an endless adventure
>>582806659What's wrong with yuri and pedophilia
>>582801263I don't remember making this post..........
>>582806789
>>582806659yes, that's exactly rightthere is not a single /pol/ post outside of /pol/ that is made in good faith or with funposting in mind, unlike all the other trash you mentioned which can be amusing at times
>>582806793That's only 10% of Creek and I's kids
>>582806793Impregnating every single one of them
>>582806849Swallow a bullet
>>582806789retardyou want see you later from hello, keep using her at 0LB
>>582806419finally someone understands
>>582806419jerking off while reading /uma/ on your other hand improves hand-eye coordination.
>>582806849
>>582806789R Light Hello doesn't give you the gold skill, only SSR does MLB R Light hello is probably a better pal card than 0lb SSR Light Hello. Compare on Gametora and judge for yourself.
>>582806978no way I don't want to get lead poisoning
>>582806235The thread needs more silly representation
>>582807075Is the thread making you hard? Are you gay for anons? Why are you jerking off while reading the thread?
>>582806659/uma/ with no pedophilia?/uma/ with nothing more like
>>582807091It's not because you are also missing the rainbow energy cost reduction
>>582807208>silly mention
Any clubs with an open slot? Still in random club B+ I joined when I first started. Im the only person making progress, 200m this month. TID: 114725747252
>>582806896
>>582806870You manage to make me hate you more and more every day
>>582806793Family Time but with Super Creek
>sudden tamachud spam
i dont mind
>>582807278Mambo will have two openings when the new month starts
anime Mayano looks a bit tanned
>tamaRATs
>>582806586
>>582807403gweh?!
Oisu.
>>582807278DANCHOOObut you would have better luck and more openings after monthly reset
dont mind at all
>>582807426Make an A+ club called InariLove and I jump ship immediately. I need to dive face first into those tits.
>>582807510
I really need to change my diet
>>582807213#bored
>>582806789maybe but probably not
>>582807232>implying LH shows up to training after classic
>>582807581I inherited leadership when everyone else left. But yeah, I should probably wait for reset.
>>582807580
>>582807296one day, not today or tomorrow, but one day you will understand
>>582807580And then he was raped
>>582807232yeah missing out on the 1 time during a career that heavy goodbye actually shows up on a good rainbow training
>>582807208No. We should strive to be more sirius.
>>582807580>>582807792Ryan Gosling.gif
>>582807904creek's alts are godlike
>>582807904I'll never forgive Cyjews
>>582807904There's a third shuper creek?
>>582807923someone didn't get good Light Hello RNG last career
>>582807723yurr
>>582807693Inari I'd last One stroke between those big tits before I cum
>>582807580>>582807792Last time I've seen this artist was back during my 2hu era. Glad that he's still making fanarts
>>582808014Nah, the Tama we got is a major improvement
>>582807780b+ gibs is better than no gibs, with 200m monthly you shouldn't have any issue applying to any clubs with an opening
>>582807947Lets
>>582808014beta outfit inari was pretty lame. same level as ticket and city
>>582806638I thought I got what you were saying but when you asked if I get what you are saying I started hesitating if I actually got what you were saying so I dont think so...what I thought was that the SLs were the actual grandparents that I keep looping until I get what I want (lets say 5/5) and then use those to make my parents with good blues, pinks and greens, but you saying to use my SLs to make grandparents lost me
>>582807923I LOVE adult women
>>582808035it's her second alt, but yesand it's turbo, giga, omega sexo
>>582807904she looked poorer than usual with this fit
>>582808014Creek would've been far too powerful with tits like that. It's good that they cut her down to let the other umas have a chance.
>>582805426damn that one really struck a nerve
>>582808312yeah but I bet it's easier to peer down and spot her nipples occasionally
Extreme sweaty bed squeaking sex with Sirius Symboli
the only good posts are chud posting and neisha postan
>>582808197>200M monthly nigga, 200M is nearly S-rank fancount, last four months have been 8M/day give or take.
Tamachud spits her mouthwash back into the bottle
>>582808440Cute Sirius
>>582808440>chud postingBut nobody posts special week
>>582808562
Bro
>>582808630I need her fang to nibble my balls after flooding her cervix
>>582808670Nobody will give you a better blowjob than your bro
>>582807278>>582800687You would be upper midpack if you joined
>>582808726A bro giving a blowjob...A Brojob, if you will
So why does nobody talk about this naked Tamamo avatarfag?
Every late surger pull plan has laurel and neo but what about daiichi ruby? her skillset looks really good
>>582808916He's not a dramafag, an unironic fag, erp fag, agp fag or you
>>582808996ruby wasn't even good in the last mile cm lmao
>>582808916Because we don't care
https://files.catbox.moe/jsw378.gif
I'm an ironic fag btw in case anyone cares
>>582809080retard
>>582808996i'm not pulling for that fucking chud
>>582809116canon event
>>582808519If Tama had a micropenis, would she cum and drink it back to recycle it for next time?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY WONT PASA FUCKING GET GROUND/IGWIT SPARKS PLEASE CYGAMES I BET YOU JUST ONE, I DONT CARE ABOUT THE BLUES AND PINKS AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>582808916Because it's not only 1 guy posting hert. also post naked tama sometimes
>>582809116Holy shit
lads i fucking hate this scouting event
>>582809105kowaii
I am just like TamamoI have a micro penis too
>>582809116I do this with my bf
>>582809116
>>582809116puffy
>>582809224the problem with fantasizing about drinking your own cum is that as soon as you cum you're no longer horny which gets rid of the desire to carry out the action which is one of the pros of prostate stimulation since you can force it out without actually entering the cooldown phase
Her name is Yuki.Please, always remember that when you think about her.
>>582809557yukippe
naked teio posting, lets get that one going
>>582809557>when you think about herIt never happens, easily the most forgettable uma in the current cast
>>582809116Me on the left
>>582809653Teio doesn't need to be naked to keep me going
>>582808556insane body
>>582809709Untrue.
Name umas that would kidnap their trainers during their estrus cycle.
Naked Bourbon
>>582808287How long until they start doing third alt for umas?All I want is bride Creek.
How do I solve this issue
>>582809709special week already covers the country bumpkin trope. yeppers has nothing but her soup and apple juice.
>>582809554Prostate stimulation is great all around
>>582809938you may have to useTHAT
>>582809938roll these 4 umas within 50 rolls
is bourbon welfare wit a honeypot card?
>>582809331*steals your ace*heh, good work training her for me...
>>582809996...no...
>>582809936iirc they do third alts once every 3* umas has 2 alts, which I don't think all of them do.So it's going to take a very, very long time.
>>582809947what happened, did they finally got replaced by an AI?
>>582808245Nevermind yeah, Spe is your ace right? Legacy are your parents and SLs are your grandparents. You'll above them to make ehm. I still would recommend getting Ryan to 3*. She's a late core parent
>>582810116it's the best SSR wit card in my deckcan't fucking wait for ramonu to end my bricked chungus life
>>5828099381. luckshit to an unbelievable degree2. spend IRL money to get what you want3. delete umas/cards from your plan until you can afford things4. combination of Solution1 and Solution 2
Oh pasa. Why do you tease me like this. In B4 literally none of these appear.
200 clovers for 1 pink ticket has to be the biggest scam in vidya history
remember when /uma/ said you'd be bricking yourself if you cleated guts Urarawhen is that card gonna finally be good anyway
>>582810358>Spe is your ace right?she's just a step in the loop so that I dont have any umas as their own grandparents. any considerations for aces or final parents isnt super relevant to me right now since this is to get a good set of GPs now for the future and because one good borrow is enough for me to do well in open>I still would recommend getting Ryan to 3*. She's a late core parentif I didnt get lucky with vodka I probably wouldve had Ryan 3* but maybe Ill get her during the free kita pulls
>open game>clanka is about doneefficient
>>582810835Next scenario trust the plan
>>582810835next scenario gwo
>>582810835next 2 scenarios where running a guts card in the deck is actually a valid option
>>582810928>>582810956>>582811013you've said the same exact thing every scenario since URA
>>582807278Autis/uma/ will have two spots next month but I'm not danchou and I don't know if they're already reserved
>>582810630A-almost... Almost usable... I mean I could just rely on igwit from the other parent right haha...?
>>582811124my friendis oki never lie to you
>>582810862Then you can just keep looping. Its not complicated as long as you dont have selfcest parents and run the same schedule for all of them. Prepare to spend weeks on that btw
>>582811376Now let's see the blues and pinks
>>582811438>and run the same schedule for all of them.I'll be able to do this for pasa and maru but spe and vodka will be missing a few. should be better than my current one tho (hopefully)>Prepare to spend weeks on that btwI'm about a week in but I already planned to do this until at least neo
Mihono Bourbon has the best body
>>582810835Your TT bonus?
gn
"Ikezoe, you mongrel. I thought I told you to never show your face in my kingdom again."
I wonder what percentage of girls are umas? They may be a really small minority but seem common simply because we work for a school they alone attend.
>>582811438thanks btw
>>582812002They don't seem common at all hasn't it been a plot point several times that an uma in the sticks may be the only uma in the town
>>582812060this alien is so fucking cute
>>582812060No problem and good luck looopingim also rolling Neo
>>582811212Ill lurk and see what's open when the month rolls. Thanks.
>>582810535Hmm yeahI think i'm going with 1
>>582812060i want to fuck alien
I wonder how many retired uma have prayed for tomorrow's umamusume to "rape their trainers and secure a family with them" because they themselves didn't muster the courage to do it themselves looking at you xina(yes I'm reading the festival midgets story event even if it got archived)
What's the shittiest /uma/ club? That's where I belong
>>582812515special week prayed for an end to chestnuts and secure future of dark bays
>>582812587You don't make enough fans to be there.
>>582812587/uma/pyoirank 4740
>>582812587/uma/club
>>582812496I can smell the third world fingers that made this drawing
>>582812664And then she fell in love with a chestnut
Who's a future proof parent for backliners in miles/sprint? I already missed out on Cheer Kingu because noone talked about her
>>582812587mambwo...
If I'm making Maru and El as GP with debuff skills, but the would-be parent can't run the same races, is it worth doing it still? I'm trying to get all anti-front related debuffs on the GP's sparks and pray for more on the parent but I'm worried about the affinity. I don't have anyone else who can do all of mile, medium, long on turf and dirt because of my lack of pink sparks.
I love my genius wife!
>>582812513cute sexy alyunthe umanko must be out of this world
>>582812791daiichi rubby
>>582812680Hey mother fucker I bring in 0 a month that's plenty
>>582812825Forgot to mention that I'm looping back the El into Maru and vice versa despite getting 0 from the same uma parent but nothing else to do.
HAVE TO TRAIN THESE BITCHES MYSELF CAUSE THE CLANKER CAN'T GET THE STATS FOR SS WHEN I CAN UG EASILY WITH THIS SETUP
Now that the dust has settled, why did they do THAT to Vodka?
Light Hello?
>>582812702why you want to smell thirdie fingers?
>>582813028humilliation ritual
shes so cool
>>582811459Oh it's 1* guts 2* turf bwo it's total dog water. Fishing for sparks is the next step....
They definitely nerfed the carat drop rate in career. Fuck this shit game. If only that crap Overseer wasn't a malware i'd gladly cheat this crap. I hate japjews so much it's unreal.
>>582813029No, wait... Sugar Lights (unintentional) teaser?
>>582812791hey
which uma would help me get past my massive inferiority complex
>>582813525Creek
12 spechud parent runs. 0 stamina sparks.I would settle for a 2* at this point
>>582813525pick one at random and there's a 70% chance that they would.
>>582813525ruby
>>582813525Taiki
sex with Mihono Bourbonsex
>>582813525
>>582813028What? Give her a sick snowboard and a killer kit?
>>582813653you ARE running the 1100 stam bvild, right?
>>582813028A boyfag hater snuck into the dev team and forced Vodka into these boots.Don't believe me? He did this to Ryan in the next Valentine event.
mejiro palmer
>>582813825whatever you say gimlet
>>582813028the event had literally nothing to do with snowboarding so they just wanted to do a lil trolling
Mein Führer... Mambo breached rank 300...
>>582812776my dick is chestnut so it makes sense
>>582813653this neigha really crashing out after a single day of parent runs lmfao
>>582813880She looks cute though
>>582813814She won't be laughing when she's got my 5.5 inches inside her
>>582812791The ol'reliable
Why am I still clanking? Danchou hates me and will probably kill me next month anyway...
maybe next month i won't have to worry about the club dropping rank
>>582814173TIME IS RUNNING OUT
>>582813028Have they ever put Uokka in a suit or something that's actually cool or is she forever doomed to have 0 style?
What am I doing wrong with my Happy Holidays Vodka...
Only fags care about club rank
>>582814341My danchou sacrificed himself so the rest could live...
>>582814457>Have they ever put Uokka in a suit or something
>>582814050so closehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvgZQx_PWzo
>>582800802Man I love laurel
frying rice in wokka
>>582814531she's so FUCKING cool.......
>>582814531
Is Opera O a boyuma? What is your opinion about her?
i often think that fucking umamusumes is a good idea
>>582814531>>582814729Now THESE look good.
>>582814767Ugly
>>582814767she's hilarious and makes gayabe seethe
>>582815065Her time is neigh
We already know about club rivalries, like umadash vs. dacchis and tamalove vs. autisuma, but what about club alliances? Which club is your club's bestie?
opera more like opera
With Air Groove and Rudolf getting their second outfits that means we're that much closer to them actually giving Vodka something new and not shit
>>582815065>>582815152I want Sillius to get a new costume so that Fairouz Ai can be on pakatube
>>582815218/uma/club and every other club'sinfiltrated spy
>>582814767She's unfortunately extremely funny so I can't bring myself to dislike her. And she uses 'boku' so she's automatically a boy uma, no questions asked.
oh my god
are you guys getting both pump and mpb on your cm20 backliners or do you only need one of em
>>582815491HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>582815479Are there even other umas that use boku
>>582815516get pump if end, only mpb if late
>>582815491I NEED TO PAT DOBEEER
>>582815491He did it!
>>582815491Happy for him.
>>582812515>uma who never had the courage to confess her love to her trainer and graduates carrying that regret>years went by, and she ended up marrying some random average office worker>they eventually had an umamusume who turned out to be a very talented runner, and after spending years telling her how amazing her glory days at that academy were, you enroll her at Tracen>by chance, she's recruited by your old trainer, and you know she'll be in good hands>as the months go by, she tells you about the victories and defeats, the happy and sad days they share together, until one day you finally decide to visit the academy to thank your former trainer for taking care of your daughter>you reunite with him after several years apart, and you can still feel those old feelings for him starting to bloom again, maybe it's not too late, maybe...>but then you see your daughter approach him from behind and hug him, just like you used to when you were young, and you see them>reflected in her eyes is all the vigor of her youth, you see your own reflection in them, those are the eyes of a woman in love, filled with the determination you wish you had back then>"darling, let me introduce you to my mother">"I already told you not to call me that in front of other people">"but you're my darling, and I won't let anyone else get to you first">finally, you feel the last little remnants of youth that were still buried deep within your heart wither away, and with a lump in your throat, you stammer>"it's a pleasure to meet you, trainer-san"
>Here's an update on Dobel-neesan after a while.>There are some chilly days, but she's avoiding bad weather like rain and spending time with her beloved herd during nighttime grazing.>Here's how she looked this evening after heading out to work.>It looks like she already had her mud bath She'll head out after hydrating.>Her winter coat is starting to grow in little by little, and she's beginning her winter preparations, but neesan's daily rhythm this year remains unchanged—she's still doing nighttime grazing for the time being.
>>582815491can't beat the allegations
>>582815218>tamalove vs. autisumaThey are hosting our original danchou, if anything they are our allies
>>582815491men!
>>582815561Believe. I still can't see her as a boyuma though.
>>582815491where is that tweet? can't see it
>>582815797https://x.com/Takiki2828/status/1701228264738443650
>>582815561cheval and believe do. there's probably more but I can't remember.then there's the 'ore' umas which are much more evil. such as uokka, air shakur, k.s. miracle and rulershit.
>>582815491Shameless
>>582815491cutebut also I keep forgetting dober is still alive and it's a toss up between her and doto to pass away age wise
>>582815491Wait that's Dober?I can't have sex with that...
5 borrows, 5 rerolled sparks, 100 carats wasted in refilling TPi wont afford ramonu at this rate
>>582814460Okay I see how it is WHATEVERRR IDC I didn't even want advice anyways IDC IDC IDC I couldn't even care less nope doesn't matter yeah I've got better things to do anyway uh-huh
>>582815676That trainer? Me!
>>582815563bringing end, so do i get both?
>>582815218/uma/ club here i can't believe ex-UMADash danchou bought into the "drama" and said a mean thing towards us.that one hurt.anyway i still think Honsefun is cool
>>582815854>3 years old tweetDAMN! Filthy (based) korean hands on the cute hons... living the dream
Treedolf.
>>582815491AAAAAAAAAAAH I NEED TO PET DOBER
Men... ?
>>582815880rulership using ore is funny because it reminds me of the other weebs i've encountered while learning japanese who think they're cool for using it
>>582816082Men have touched Dober confirmed...
Hishi Akebono
>>582814460Try Jordan instead of Dia and pray for Finemo to decide to be a wit card
>>582815963Dont run Kris without an innate gold heal, do 3spd, stam/pwr, wit, lh
holy FUCK this event is such nigger shitwhy did they rerun this
>>582816082She loves them
>>582815947not with THAT attitude
>>582816150
It's a bit early but if anyone's looking for a B+ club, Buttsweat has a spot now and may have up to two more next month.
Mejiros are for ________
>>582815769>ironing board levels of flat>uses boku>spends half her story pretending to be hyper independent and never needing any helpthis is a boy.
>>582815682>>582815491She's so cute and looks healthy. I'm happy to see that. :3
>>582816002yes, don't forget about spurt and nn/nsm
>>582816461
>>582816540I Believe it.
>Steve Haskin writes about Jockey Club Gold Cup winner ForeverYoung, who, amidst frequent international travels, has won 12 of his 16 starts and never finished out of the moneyIf you want to read it, it's part of the context of Forever Young being treated like a "king"https://www.secretariat.com/forever-young-building-a-ladder-to-the-stars/>"Of course, he liked the most expensive carrots and he now consumes 50 pounds of carrots a week, even the supermarket kind if he has to, and will bully you for them," Hunter said. "I created a monster.">Like any king, Forever Young is used to being treated like one, and wants only the best. Last year at Del Mar, Hunter did whatever she could to make life easier for him. He had two tack rooms, a private wash area, and his own laundry area. Every person in the barn, including all the other grooms, did what Forever Young's groom wanted. Although he is a gentleman on the track, Hunter said he can be pretty tough getting tacked up, so that required nine -- people three helping with the saddle, two holding his shoulder on each side, one holding his head, and three blocking the exit so the colt would feel boxed in and would stand still.
>>582816461Need gyaru Kris
>>582816538love and marriage
good morning
>>582816813ohayo
>>582816812Whoever could pull me off her will be crowned King of Ireland.
>>582816646SEXwith Gyaru Motion
Rendering the Overlord into lust
>>582816897herro
>>582817115TRAD WIFE with gyaru side dish
>>582816813don't post this sex offender ever again.
>>582817115
>>582817231
>>582816812Yup, that's itI am fapping to Fine Motion tonight.
>>582816601thanks dacchi
>>582817231as if you wouldn't do the sameshe is the most /uma/ character of them all
>>582817465>she is the most /uma/ character of them alla chud? a racist? a pedophile? a seatard?
>>582817034I've jerked it to this image before
How come nobody uses this shit, sounds useful https://github.com/timanovdd-arch/uma-race-overlay
>>582817713take a wild guess why
>>582817543Why live in a world this isn't what I wake up to every day...
autis/uma/, yes, THE autis/uma/ will have TWO slots open in october for dacchis who wanna be in an easygoing, comfy a+ club that has a small quota of 45million (thats only like 1.5 clanker runs per day!)on the first i'll kick our one flatliner (idk he probably got drafted since hes russian) and our low earner (who is expecting a kick :(. )if you give me your id now, you'll be first in line to join our club as soon as they're kicked on the first at resetotherwise, apply in game and i'll accept you when i can
>>582817471Gyaru Groove..
>>582817386unfortunately hot.>>582817465the difference here is that she's at least mildly attractive and whoever she flirts with doesn't IMMEDIATELY run away or tell her to fuck off.
>>582817825>45MWhy is this so low. What's the catch
>>582817825803837256004 thank you!!!
Is mambo hiring
post something cute
>>582817975the catch is that you have to be the catcher, if you -catch- my drift
>>582817975there is no catchunless you count me liking ryan a catch
>>582817713>Use it at your own risk.
>>582817975you're gonna be A-rank unless (You) specifically earn more
>>582818063Lawsuit squared the image
>>582817825>>582807278
>>582817993i dont trust you...
>>582807278>114725747252oh my bad, i'll write down your id and add you on thursday then sometime around reset, bwoif you wanna join then we'll just have one more slot left in autis/uma/
Post Evil Umas
I'll marry BakushinI'll have sex with BakushinI'll have a lot of kids with BakushinBakushin Bakushin Bakushin
>>582817825Is it true Benzo is coming back?
>>582818063
I love pure Falco and lewd Flash dynamic.
How important is it for SSR Kitasan to be lvl50, or is lvl45 enough so I can stop using her as my friend card?
>>582818594as far as i know no, but since we dont and have never had an off-game communication method, theres no real way for him to ask except here for all to see
>>582818728>flashu the sweaty gaymerI already like her based on nationality alone, stop making me like her more
>>582817908>whoever she flirts with doesn't IMMEDIATELY run away or tell her to fuck off.Congrats. You just cracked the code of why people hate boyfags.
>>582818741you can cope 3lb, or rather, you will be forced to as better cards come out
>G*rman titmonsterNo thanks, I'll stick with pure Japanese fillies with a nice smooth chest
>>582818741
>>582817230Cute as fuck
>>582818921that isnt the mind blowing change you think it is
>>582818741I'd cope hard with her at 3LB and borrow something goodbut you will suffer for a bit
>>58281874145 is enough
>>582817993STOP
>>582818741lvl 50 is much better but 45 is enough to stop borrowing her yeah
>>582819007why do you think you did some kind of a gotcha? he asked for the difference and that was it
>>582818847Yeah and I'm not one of them.
>>582819007t. kita rerollerGoing from 3LB to MLB with her is an insane powerup.
ive never realized how much subsequent mood downs kill runs youre wasting 4 turns getting nothing in return
>>582818728>>582818635my paizuri slave
>>582819230Hot
>2 new follows since new star uma>100 club pointswhat does this mean
IT FINALLY CAME HOMENOW I CAN BEGIN... Another loop. For a gp with decent pinks and blues. I'm sure I'll get one before cm starts, right?
>>582818921>>582819008fuck that's a lot, but as the other anons said, I'll just cope for now
>Spe-chan... I-I... Did a huge poopu...>Suzuka-san?!?!!!!
VROOM VROOM
>>582819594Easy fixA couple of children and Teio's tits will be big
>>582819604>7 g1 winner btw
I'd fuck Tazuna even if she's a ningen.
Who's your favorite uma?
>>582819921
>>582820093
Can Falco even read?
how do i softlaunch the idea in my club that autotraining means that there isnt an excuse to just log in every day to look like you are active
>>582818728>FlashTore finally gets a win over Flash>only for him to get put into the reverse mating press as punishment
cuck flower...
>>582820154dats raycist
Spe-chud what are you doing... that could've been a high score...
Statistically /uma/'s favorite is Nature
>>582820393>waist height POVno wonder she's childhood friends with Rickey
>>582818482Sure, thanks.
>>582820393kita mommy...
>>582820416It's a trap... Everything you do to them, she's gonna do with Shichi's trainer...
>>582820589/ourgirl/
i wanko to umanko
>>582819350 <- Flash's souvenir
bobo retirement day soon
>>582820589Statistically widest cunt
>>582820790
>>582799792>>582799526Aren't those umas specifically enrolled in the non-racing studies? Like Belno. So yeah they don't race and have access to the cafeteria, bound to be some faties
>>582820093I got basic bitch tastes.
>>582821167Sometimes there's comfort in that
>>582821243Only retards with no joy in their life care about someone else's taste
>>582820416All umas are cucks, they enjoy watching
smelno the belno
What am I in for?
>>582821424Indeed
>no stamina spark in the last week>train a sprint uma for TT as a change of pace>2* stamina
Is there anything I need to pack before Umalive LA? Never been to a live event before. Obvious stuff like condoms and extra goodie bags are a must have
nice nature pornography 3d
>>582803070
>>582821710SEXO
>>582821614Woman? A strong trainee, you're set for life with the earningsMan? Marriage and 7 kids before year 3
Are Umas made for sex?
>>5828218046 ear demon
>>582820972No, not GERMANYAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>582821840No, but they do anyways
>>582821759
>>582821840>are FEMALES made for sex?yeah, with me
>>582821804That many?!
>>582820650
>forgot how many borrows I had left>refreshed 60 TP for another run and reroll>There are no guest loans left for today.
>>582820093I love my nagging wife Air Groove
>independent training finishes>oh I'll do a manual run in a few minutes after I finish this other thing I'm doing so I won't start another independent run>2 hours pass>still haven't started manual runAIEEE MY EFFICIENCY
motorboat kitasan
>>582821759>I will never come home to thisbrb killing myself
>>582822007That's the bare minimum
how shit is GL without LH card?I'm tired of palcard shit nerfing my training
>>582821840Fuji is built for all kinds of sexEspecially the kind where she mounts her trainer
if you get kicked during the tallying period, does your club lose your fans? do you lose access to the gibs?
>>582820589yet no one uses her in cm as an acelarp larp shakur
>>582817713>100% safe
>>582821840They are made to run, but nothing runs forever
>>582822171But what if I don't want Fuji to dom me?
>>582822153I won Scorpio without LHI'm also a frontGOD
>>582822127
>>582820093Almond
>>582822287Suzuka sexo
>>582821804Revolting post.
>>582822153In theory your ceiling is raised from being able to add another card to rainbow with. In practice you're sacrificing too much of your floor to chase that highroll unless you're unemployed and have your own parents.
>>582822273You can tell her that and she'll listenIf she's too "excited" she might pretend to listen and dom you anyway
>>582822430She'd want much more than 7
I want to lift Mejiro Dober and fuck her standing. I will not pull out. I will knock her up.
kimi no aiba ga
I love Rice
>>582822175Bro?
>>582822546She's a big girl
>>582822443>just get luckierbet
>>582822641For me.
>>582822652Good luck anon
>>582815676I like it when I see anons baking fics instead of shitposting, +1 (You)
taiki uses the gun to finish off the wounded
>>582822641Holy fat FUCK
>>582822546YOU WILL?!
>>582822817professor of curvature....
>>582822817that's pretty normal
>>582823014For a teenage girl? She's not a fucking horse or something
450kg umamusume on my face
>>582823152What's a horse?
will this kill the currentrannies?
>21 repliesIs V forgiven or something why are you retards replying to him?
>>582823207Dober hooves in my mouth
which do you think suits me best, /uma/?
>>582823429Left for when we go out on dates and have sex everywhereRight for when we visit your parents
>>582823429Birthday suit
>>582823314Copano Biggey...
>>582823429the one on the right if you want to look like you're from the 1800s
AIEEEE BANNED
>>582823302Curren wouldn't be able to do her retard run with these
Berry's fruit in my mouth
>>582820093 A concerning lack of Helios
>>582823314is buono a feeder or the one being fed in the dynamic
>>582823532I like a man who knows their stuff
>>582369797>>582369797>>582369797
>>582823729>22why are you guys still replying to him?
Today was slowTomorrow will be slow, tooSlow is good
>>582823429A noose
>>582822817Mejiro Doughber...
>>582823314Fatass Young
>>582824146A full figure is a well-loved figureGive it a few kids
magwiin deswaa
>>582824293sex with fat umas
>>582823967I will make sure you like me a lot
>>582824060>reproduction is prohibited
i need bread
I need to be bred
>>582820093I lack Teio
>>582821614hatesex. A lot of hatesex. And then marriage
>>582824381The punishment is of course, reproduction with Dream Journey
>>582822847Less "I will" and more "I must."
>>582824616first time she doesn't look fucking horrendous
>>582824616just pull the trigger man
>>582824548I said like, but my fingers posted what was in my mind I guess...
>>582822498she's a bit of a slut for (You), isn't she
>>582824803
>>582824545hey
>>582824889shoot me in the head
Nice Nature (30yo)
>>582824783>>582824803Journey is and always has been very cute, though?
>>582825031If you find 80 year old grannys cute, then yeah, dude, sure....
>>582825091we love gilfs here nigga
>>582825091I'd fuck a GILF. Hence the name.
I hate CurrenfagI hate Falcofag
even though curren is a sinner i would still marry her
bread?
Finish your images
Is fucking a middle school student good for you?
>>582825284Many say this
mmmhmhhhhmmmm mhmhhhhmmm
>>582825557Yeah
Wind's howling...
>>582825017nature is not that big
>>582824942
neeeeeed breeeeeeeaddddd
>>582821840Made for rape weak males
>>582825760>>582825760>>582825760
>>582825031her ears look like they came from a cheap furry suit
Is fucking a retard good for you?
Kingu granting me the right to facefuck and fill her throat full of white
>>582825503
>>582825789>>582825557she raped me.
>>582828546You probably deserved it.
