From The Hip Edition>Previous>>582791083 >WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png >INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSSep 22 Ironclad Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5E3xGIAxwSep 22 TD-110 Maelstrom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaaTuqKVwsISep 25 Launching Devoid of Liberty https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/715665292442731947>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionSep 22 1.007.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668376859863416942Sep 24 1.007.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/71566529244273
Real thread
warbond tomorrow
uh oh melta
shan't be using the slop spammer thread
where's the mod that gets rid of the merch store popup?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243463149585/76561198994365851bot lobby
>>582908246failed to join
>>582908414steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243463149585/76561198994365851uhhh try again i guess
>>582908492bro this is the exact same link as in the previous postrestart your game you mong
>>582908592steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243468828444/76561198994365851i did, try again
this thread fkn sucks
>>5829088133/4
>>582908858shut up pomni
>>582908858you mean this thread is great?i find it amusing that people forgot the original context of the image and turn it again into "thing i don't like"
new survey is up ladshttps://playstationresearch.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_8lixrS4jgVzuqYmshould tell arrowhead what you think about mods :^)
>>582909254I literally just watched monsters unleashed. I am VERY aware of the context, but i dont care.
>>582909550lmaoI just find it more entertaining when jokes have nuances rather than just devolving into "thing I don't like"like how the virgin vs chat was just normal vs outrageous
Every boydiver shall be assigned an abdodiver for SEX
Lobby?
>>582913128make one yourself faggot
>>582909396Told them to shutdown the game as usual.
any slutdivers on?
This is the real thread
With no tank or charger surges we are fucked for this MO. Joel has consistently set the killcounts too high for these types of MOs and either lowers it to rig the win or leave it to rig the loss. It kills any motivation to earnestly enage in these types of MOs.
>>582914175To add on to that, I think a lot of the MO's are repetitive and have little logic in terms of the greater war effort.
>582913860kill yourself
>>582915175Anon can't reply correctly
>>582912989Abdo-onee sans for boydiver rape party
The Sai is boring to use
>>582916683Mod it then ;)
Hurry up MOnkeys! You're running out of time to play-the-game™ and fight enemies you normally fight. You're going to lose the campaign and lose your new tank. Just like the cape you lost.
>>582908246>>582908492>>582908813ggs you mong
>>582908813ggs bros, this was a decently high iq lobby (only once did we run out of reinforcements)
>>582916313Can you draw an Anon wearing the Abdo AF-02 Haz-Master?
>>582912989>>582913860>>582916313>>582917587>>582919123
le funny cat
D10 idk somethingsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243481760944/76561198040740781
>>582919927fuuf
lobby doko
what the fuck is this shit? Is this another attempt at trying to milk this game dry?
>>582921392Pay up paypiggies!
>>582921392>company wants to make money? wtf!
>>582921392Why are you acting like Arrowhead had a gun to head and forcing you to buy it?
>>582921392does that even have a socket at the bottom?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243482218918D10 bot/bug
>>582922167b-brown...
>>582922167fvll
>>582922383Ouugh.. b-b-b... b-b-brown!!!
>>582922514brown
>>582922572Uwa! I'm shooting my white pee on her pretty brown skin! Aaaaaaa
>>582922383>>582922572Kyaaa!Brown babes!Melanin models!Dark skin divas!!!!
>>582922167>>582922381>>582922383>>582922514>>582922572>>582922680>>582922968
>>582922167>>582922381>>582922383>>582922514>>582922572>>582922680>>582922968>>582923048niggers
>>582923501Homosexual reply typed by a homosexual that likes penis (gay)
>>582923709nigger faggot
Think the Failstrom complaints got to them?
why did you take a screenshot of a youtube short
>swiggers>admitting that they're wrong
>>582924197Because nobody clicks links.
>>582923885I mean it is pretty fucking retarded to make a casemate IFV so they deserve it.
>>582923885no. it's just the maelstrom. which is the personal defense tank. the ad in question talks about helldivers fighting to secure resources for the tank's luxury packages.
>>582923885>>582924591>40degree gunner fovFuck Sweden
>>582922167>>582922381>>582922383>>582922514>>582922572>>582922680>>582922968>>582923048notice how whenever brown women get brought up nobody mentions that ai garbage that infests every thread
>>582924591>>582925101If only they had something that better resembles an IFV basically finished in the game files.
>>582925259We've got mods for that
with all the modding of late, did anybody make the bastion have proper turret rotation yet?
>>582923885Its going to be a snoopdog/niki minaj skin for the maelstrom, sold in the super store for 600 credits. Feel free to screenshot this, you know i'm right.
VR conversion mod when
>>582926186>play war strider seed>cochleas die
>two threads>they're both brown
>>5829221673/4 anon desync'd to death
>>582926657In lore, if a player diver desyncs does that mean they had a heart attack?Then an entire new Destroyer has to take their place in fear of all aboard divers are susceptible to heart attacks?
>>582925672
>tfw you realize the reason our tanks are casemate is because Arrowhead was too lazy to give the barrel collision
>>582922167
>>582922167Still 3/4. Join now.
>>582927101bless. is it on rpgcodex?
>>582927460>divers can stand ontop of the bastion's girthy, long barrel???
>>582927460dumb nigger
>>5829221674/4
>>582922167fvll again
>>582927586>>582927646>>582927101>noclips bastion's body>noclips the statue>nb4 t-that's the mod
Tanks are casemate because they were in HD1. This is because Helldivers is a TEAM game and you're expected to work together with your teammates to play optimally
whats casemate mean
>>582927825It is from the mod I'm 100% sure.
>>582927460No they did it because they wanted to balance it by forcing some level of cooperation because the bastion rapes the game on any difficulty with coordination. The maelstrom was made because they are lazy faggots who could not even make a new model for the 'new' tank.
>>582927982A casemate is a fortified, vaulted chamber or armored gun emplacement in a military fortification or warship, while Case-Mate is a popular retail brand known for protective phone cases and mobile accessories [0.6.8, https://case-mate.com/].
Crazy how you can tell how many distinguished aryan men reside in a general just by gauging the replies to imagery of delicious brown womencertain shitposters aside, this may be the whitest general on /vg/
you can fellate faggothead to your heart's content i'll be over here with the rotating turret mod having fun thanks
>>582928175Hmm I see i see
>>582928207
evictor + laser cannon or coyote + grenade launcher
>>582928175Thanks, Grok
>>582927982It basically means the turret does not rotate.
>>582928605Las spin up will make yours the face of regret
>>582927825yeah that is in fact the half assed aislopped mod, you can use the bastion's barrel as a ramp for automaton bases and such. And if you ram yourself into the pelican you can use the bastion barrel to lift the ship.
>there's an entire laser weapon in the game's code that isn't turned on
>>582928993o rly? What is it
>>582929070The ur mom gun lmaokekkkk
>>582919927not quite five mini nooks but country boys make do
>Vanilla Plus Megapack now has instant kick all players button option
>>582929562pumpkin spice
vibe coding guns to be a tad snappier has made me realize that making the guns feel like shit is the only way to maintain the illusion of difficulty in this game, enemies barely react to you at all and have no aim or reflexes to speak of. Also their entire design philosophy is just to walk at you until they die or they're within melee range, even the factory striders do this until they literally can't aim their chin guns at you
>>582929070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1pDxvBgFi4
>>582929845oh right the one that blows its heatsinkwarbond doko
>>582930241tomorrow
*sneps you*
wheres my vibe coded cultists?
>>582929845Isn't this effectively just the meltagun?
>>582930436A primary meltagun with an explosion at the end.Maybe infinite ammo if you dont blow the heatsink for the climax, if that is possible. Heh.
>>582930436longer range, weaker damage, is a primary
>>582930416sex
>>582929845wait why the fuck was it doing AP4 with just the beam? I thought it needed to overload to get higher pen
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243492493242/76561198066017633
>fire up mission>bugs just stand everywhere attacking airwow
>>5829319654/4
>>582932203>water up mission>squids just float everywhere attacking earthhappened to me too
>>582928207lol
>>582906429
>>582932967>earth up mission>bots just sinking everying attacking fireditto
>>582932967>>582933925>>582932203a thousand prayers
>>582933925>piss mission>democracy officer says "urine trouble"
>>582929845This game needs AT primaries unironically.
>>582922167ggs
/ourguy/ just uploaded peak:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55Mlb3Q8LR8
Bottroonies have 5x less kills to get and they are not even close to meeting their mark. If you lazy fucks would get off your asses and finish your half of the MO you would have the opportunity to grind down the charger killcount with us. You fuckers are sand bagging us so hard.
>>582936154You can help too anon.
>>582935962i do not understand why anyone would watch a tuber play this gamenone of them are entertaining, none of them are good and none of them provide any value whatsoever
>>582935962Those "QoL" changes to give ap4 bullets and EAT rockets to the exosuit are broken as fuck. Retarded cheatjeet changes.
>>582935962man, the Patriot mech minigun should be heavy pen from the start
>>582936154yet you piss and scream when your faggot side is being told to assist the automaton side doing literally anythinghmmm no, i think i'll leave you to rot
>>582935962buy an ad
>>582936618Uh sir, the bot front has always been bailed out by the bugchads. You suffer without us.
Bug niggers when they literally just have to play the game
so this general is mostly about name calling? so silly...
>>582936872refer to the current MO>but M-MUH BOTSIrrelevant. You can't carry your own end despite being the most populated faction with the most amount of enemies. Playing the game is considered too high a bar for you.
>>582937290have you seen literally any gacha general?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243497202325/76561198994365851piss squid robby
>>582937506If you noticed, it's 5x the number of kills and thus much harder. You are on easy mode and can't even do that. The amount of times the bugchads have had to bail out the bottroons is uncountable. For once, you can repay the many many favors you owe but you can't. Pathetic.
niggas are straight up just making unambiguous cheat mods now, aren't they
>>5829378833/4, come get comfy
just kicked a guy using the solo tank mods, no cheats allowed in my lobbies
>>582938442Based. Cheaters are scum.
Wheres gucci! i wanna piss that nigga off
>>582928993here you go bro https://ayakamods.com/mods/unlock-hidden-weapon-las-22-shear-customization.4392/
>>582938057the bug side has>significantly more players>significantly more enemieshope this helps
>>582939732The player populations for bugs and bots are about equal. Hope this helps.
>>582940359so the bugshitters aren't playing the game for once and you're trying to make that a bot issue?i invite you to hang yourself
>>582939634tried it already when i typed that originallyIt's kinda funCan two shot a hulk with its chargeup but currently no point in using itill wait for the bond to drop first
>>582940359That has not and never will be the case because run divers (99.9% of the player base) play the enemies that cannot fight back in any way (the bugs) then tell you that the game is hard but also fine
>>582939732>>582940359>>582940569You guys need to work together to win! Have a drink together and then get back out there!
funny lobby doko
Unironically what is arrowhead going to do about the mods situation?I'm sure no matter what people are going to have a melty
>Martale D6>normally encounter maybe 2 or 3 tanks per mission of varying design>6 tanks of which 4 were shreddersthey realized they fucked up and upped the spawnrates again, didn't they
>>582941228if they're smart, nothing
>>582929586>It has a fucking continent filter.Finally I can be rid of amerimutt and chinkdivers
>>582936567The patriot was perfectly fine after the ammo + limb hp buff but faggothead broke the rocket pack aiming. The reason no one uses it is because the emancipator has 2x autocanons which are just better for the 30 seconds you want to DPS some shit which is the whole reason you call in a mech in the first place
>>582940569>even with a handicap and even with bugfags not playing the game, botbros STILL can't catch up to themgrim
>>582941234now that you mention it i saw a lot more shredder tanks today than yesterday, i even noticed 2 in 1 bot drop and i remember because of how anomalous it felt in the moment
>>582941228I recommend they go on vacation until the situation stabilizes by itself then come back, do nothing, and go on vacation again
>>582941228How hard do you think the swiggers are seething that players can balance the game however they want? They're getting straight mogged rn
>>582934893>can already slot 7 instant kill nukes>needs moreThere are 10 difficulty levels, you should try 4 then move up to 5 when you are ready
should let you put a 10x on here
>>582941067>funny lobby dokoD10 bugs. Let's kills shitsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243499652918/76561198064586319
>>582931965ggz
>>5829421154/4
>>582931965swedes are as adept at hard crashing cachyos as they are at hard crashing windows.
>>582942115FVLL
>>582941974They dont even have to work now amd make money. People are going to buy the game just for the mods.
>>5829421153/4 now. Someone left
>>582942115MY COMPUTER FROZE
>>5829421154/4 again.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wxzrubDQ4NEHow long before AH snaps at the modders?
>>582942041Lower the difficulty.
>>582942771Its up to sony
>>582942771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdn1s8FxrUg
>>582942771why would they?they didn't give a shit about sc modders, they sure as hell aren't gonna give a shit about actual modders
>>582943309they tried to stop SC injecting but they literally couldnt so they added a hard daily cap on how much SC can be gained. if you go over it the game auto deletes it, this is what gtav had to do.
>>582938143doesn't seem that crazy desu? you'll what kill a dev in 3 shots?
>>582943538what's the cap?
>>582944183soft 9 pick ups per 50 secondshard is 3k per 60 minutes
>>582943573the range nerf doesnt matter because its not shooting beyond 20m anyway. recoil nerfs are irrelevant if the thing kills or staggers everything it hits with the first shot. the ergo would probably be annoying, but 30 is still like the minimum usability for most primaries.the cylinder size is neither nerf/buff because its rounds reload, if anything its a buff because the empty reload is so much faster.
>>582944318that's such a big nothingburger lmao whatdo they really think legit farmers are getting more than 3k per hour
>>582944167what was that noise?
>>582942438Most mods are just qol vibecodes that could be done in an afternoon and balance updates to make certain items actually fun, if they wanted too this shit would be in the game already
>>582944640it changes nothing for the regular retards farming by hand, but it mildly inconveniences the printers
>>582944318>hard is 3k per 60 minutesthey should reduce it to 500/60 :)
so uh how do you print these daysUNIRONICALLY asking for a friend- I’m a neet with a gorillion hours but my dadgamer bro will never ever get all the warbonds. no one would realistically ever buy all of them because it’d be like $150
>>582944741they are afraid of china
>>582945361*$450 ;)But the only 2 "required" bonds are demolition and control groupDemo as every single item is the best utility in the game and control because warp pack for all the free sc you want without injecting
>>582945641>giving snoy your moneyThis fucking goyim.
>>582945361>>582945641just use the sc cheats
Sc cheats are literally stealing. You are vantablack gorilla nigger status if you do it.
>>582946312>stealing>content>in a game you already boughti had this game GIFTED to me and still felt robbedthe only people who could conceivably hurt narrowhead's bottomline are the same people who will never EVER use mods or cheats
D10 whatever full disclosure a am running some funny things steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243502143341/76561199070355342
>>582946312
>>582946547I didn't buy the game I got it gifted.
>>582946312how is it white for someone to pay $450 for all the addon content
>>582945767Reminder that gucci slippers is a rat that actually tried reporting anons here giving away free SC to arrowhead only for nothing to happen. Make sure to teamkill and kick him from your lobbies if you see that fag. >>582946312Here he is being having a melty once again.
>>582946864Having money is a white thing. You wouldn't understand.
>>582947048You live with mum and dad.
>>582947048>have money>spend it to get subpar productsThat's a third worlder thing. You're deeply familiar with that.
>>582945361>>582945641Alright actually I did some quick math on itAssuming you get most superstore weapons and an armor or two that’s ~2k. For all 3 crossover that’s 4.5k plus the 21 premiums for 14.7k (net cost is 700 per). You get 1k from default so you need ~20k total as a new player. At ~700 medals per warbond and assuming 36 medals and 30 sc per d10 op which each takes 90 mins or so it’s take ~600 hrs to unlock all the content in the warbonds during which you’d get 12600 sc in the meantime. So basically if you’re a brand new normie you’re expected to drop $120 and play 500+ hrs if you want all the contentNot TERRIBLE I guess
do any of you actually play this game or do you just come here to have the same circular argument?
>>582946312I don't care. Arrowhead started it by depriving honest players from their well-earned legitimate SC by raping POI appearances on top of adding more objective real estate on D10. I would have happily grinded away all of the bonds if that were not the case, but they simply could not help themselves. They HAD to make everything worse, and now everyone cheats in SC.
>>582946547>gifted for free and felt robbedHit me hard bro. At launch this game was pretty damn good and they fucked it like a thai twink on a us navel base. Literally anything accidently fun that gets added is removed with a few days while bullshit stays forever.
>>582946614fvll
>>582947341>its the players fault that the same problems persist after 3 years of swigger vacations
>>582947048i buy every new iphone and i say this
the venn diagram between lower the difficulty posters and turret beggars is a circle
Casemate tanks are cool. That's all you need.
the falseflags are getting too obvious
This game’s balance is a mess, and they continue to add power creep in every warbond. The evictor is only a slight downgrade from the support GL which means if you pair it with a stalwart or MG (which are both vastly superior to their primary slot equivalents) you have almost as much firepower as you would from two support weapons. I’m tired…
>>582948870AI Helldivers Mormonism is incredible anon
Let's say you're the goddess goy in here and just pay the Swedes for all the slop. You still have to unlock a fuckton of medals right? So why don't you just play with the meme arrows mod and unlock SC while unlocking medals?
>>582949127I chuckle audibly, ngl.
>>582942115gg
>>582921392Im getting one because I like the game despite the swigger nonsense.
Why'd arrowhead remove the sexy charger butt wiggle animation when they stop?
>>582948385>tryhard niggers are also starved for fun contentNot my first guess but everyone has their limits I guess
>>582949202Nobody ever asked you to give money to arrowhead, retarded cheatjeet. This is a strawman.All you're being asked to do is not cheat so we can keep getting SC by simply playing the game.>muh grindYou only need 30 sc per day to get every warbond. Not an argument.
>>582949702There he is! Gucci, muh nigga still bein pissed off huh?
>>582949702>punish honest players because of cheaters(who won't even care)bravo arrowhead, hope they go through with this
>>582946942he's never shown up in my lobbies the entire time i've played the gameand now, with the new Vanilla Plus addon making it so only people from my own continent (Europe) can join, I never will.
>>582949076ackshually it’s pretty much a worse crossbow
>>582949874You sound raped.>>582949989>ERRMMMM I dont care actuallyWeird cope, sis.
>>582942115ponies, huh?
>>582950529>be cheater>have better ability to abstract than a shill fucktardNo surprise there, really.
all this talk about sc cheating and no one says anything about how to cheat ;-;
>Youtube feed is suddenly clogged by CCs shilling modsCan't be a coincidence
Is there a Mod that's just the payday soundtrack on drops yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Du6zi1ufMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF1ZQJzazLo
>>582951004Your glaze is showing.
>>582951359holy shit... are you really at the point where you go "YOU ARE THE ACTUAL GLAZERSS!!!!11!" lmao, dumb autist are hilarious, please dont stop
So if a normie is ok with paying $100 for elden ring + dlc they would need to put 700 hrs into helldivers at that entry fee to get enough sc for everything. Normies can spend 700 hrs in elden ring so it’s not that far fetched. Still, for most of them 300 hrs is a lot so at that playtime they’re expected to pay $170 which probably no one is going to do.If you’re unwilling to pay it takes ~1k hrs (i.e. anyone bitching about sc in here is a tourist). STILL I understand most people aren’t 1k+ hr autists so sc cheats must flow.
>>582949076>muh balancea pve game does not need 'balance' only fun shit for the players to do. all the fun shit gets removed by AH>surge eventsnerfed to shit>flag raise and acquisition nerfed spawns>pouncer and tank seedsfucking where?>warstrider and spewer seedsevery other game>iluminate oh you wanted a full faction and a biome for them? go fuck yourself>map seeds covered in misaligned textures aww did you clip under the map again? lower the difficulty ;)
WE WUZ LIBERATORS N SHIIIET. UNFILTERED LIVES MATTER
>>582949635same reason they increased its leg armor you are supposed to shoot the head you retarded grunt, its a grunt fantasy, stop thinking and do as you are told
>consolekeks will never have thisSad!
>>582952451does this mod let you use armor passives that you haven't obtained yet?
>>582952781no
>>582947250>>spend it to get subpar products>third worlderTurdies barely have enough money to pay attention.
>land at extraction>sit down in my qol'ified patriot exosuit (AP5 minigun with RR rockets) >mow down hundreds of heavies and super heavies without moving a step>repair and rearm said exosuit with a single box from my crutch pack (exiting suit optional)>call down a few oribital napes with my qol improved rapid-fire stratagem launcher>press the "complete side objectives" button (they're just time taxes anyways)>ask claudeGPTstra to prepare a new mission with flat terrain, no fog, and extra chaff for big numbers>jerk off (don't cum) and extract>get bored, uninstall and prompt my botfarm to reviewbomb the game
>>582953842So fucking based it's bringing tears to my eyes
>>582953842>>jerk off (don't cum) and extracti literally stood up and started clapping when i got to this part
>>582953842This is the true endgame. So fucking based! Lobby when?!
>>582953842sex with Ashley (don't cum)
>primary/secondary weapon that can repair vehicles(can't restore missing limbs on mechs)>stratagem that drops ammo packs for mechs that you have to grab and manually load into the mech (one charge for each arm)>booster that buff vehicles and gives the mechs a stratagem launcherit's that easy
>>582955802Mech resupply is cool, but alot of the time, when I am out of ammo, I just just call down a new mech. Gives us one more mech drop.
>>582955802>using four slots of your entire loadout to make vehicles better>falls apart when said vehicle gets destroyed and is on cooldownwhat other two stratagems are you using with your fancy new stratagem launcher, anyway? surely not the support weapon and backpack that you'll need because the rest of your kit is useless
Headbutting alpha commanders is my new passion.
>>582956082i do that too, but there is this akward middle ground when my mech still has enough ammo and HP, but no really that much to comfortably deal with an outpost, so i either have to leave it and call a new one or hope things dont get too bad>wheni already solved this, my solution is to not let it happen and if it happens, just play the game normally or borrow support weapons from my allies>what other two stratagems are you using with your fancy new stratagem launcher, anyway?really depends on the front, could be rail and napalm bombs, or rocket pods and strafing run or... i dont know about squids honestly, maybe static arty and napalm bombs
>>582946768kill yourself
you sound raped
>>582946768uh oh nippa slippa
>>582923816Double nigger faggot
>>582946614Kino ops boys shame the bugs were a lil lacking till the end but overall a fun galactic tour
ggs from galactic tour lobby
>>582925240Which one?
>>582958863>>582958947Im glad I saved it before you ultrafaggots noticed. Kys kys :*
>>582925240Just as God intended
>>582928495Sorry im a catholic
God please, Joel, make the campaign's last MO a guaranteed loss like the current one so we lose the Maelstrom tank.
>>582959132indoor sections when...
>>582959881>played with cheats and still lostHoly shit you jeets really are complete shit at the game, huh?
>>582959881Referee you fucking hack that still counts
>>582959881>>582960097Did you guys see the jags/pats game? Fkn disgraceful.
>>582959628Never ever.
>>582960321Good job properly censoring names at least.
>>582957138>hope things dont get too badstompin time
>>582960097
>>582960468Oh for fucks sake.
>>582961104>>582960321these are the same
>>582959182the op of the other thread, unless it got deleted, but it's the only fucking brown ai slop that gets posted every thread here anyways
>>582959881>cheatjeets are bad at the gameLOL
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243514398124/76561198994365851piss squid lobby
>>5829637422/4, come piss on the squids
>Squid
kill yourself
>>582912989>>582913128>>582913382>>582913860>>582914042>>582916065>>582922381>>582922514>>582922680I saved you all from the ai jeet nigger thread. Praise me.
nigga thinks he's him
>>582964847
>>582965051I am him. I been him. I will continue to be him. Nigger.
>>582965313melty
>>582965381My cum melts in your warm anus
I'm movin' differentThis shit ain't nothin' to me, man, I'm a dogI'm bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath, we smokin' SymbiotesSmokin' that Whoopi Goldberg, south Egyptian, Furburger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk, Bubba kushWe smokin' dung beetleI'm on twelve Vicodin smokin' on Scooby-Doo dickWe smokin' sequoia banshee boogersWe snortin' that good buffalo soldier, tamarind, Jordanian jibbiesThey must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm himThat Burberry Backwoods pack hittin'That pussy smell like a Hellcat V8We smokin' shit in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord's bubblesI'm sick in the head, I'm on them Broward County Tic-TacsI'm on them Georgetown GeronimosI'm on them Nashville nibblersI left my Margielas in the Benz truckI'll have to stunt on them next timeI don't give a fuck if I go blindI don't need to see the price tag anywaysI'm high on twelve Jason Bournes, lookin' to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh oakWe're smokin' filtered crack, you stupid piece of shitI'll fuckin' kill youCall that pussy The Matrix because I'm in this bitch and I can't get outLast guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy glovesThe last thing he ever saw was the price tag on themSlowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take himI need more sequoia banshee boogersDon't be shy, girl, I love me some pastrami mud flapsI'm movin' like French Montana, "Hah?"Welcome to the cream kingdom, bitch, open up Blac Chyna, I'd drink her piss out of another man's ballsMy shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody HarrelsonYou ain't seen ten bands in your life, jitReach for my neck, you'll get turned into an exampleY'all gotta stop playin' with me, manI threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the Great PyramidsI pushed the camel through the eye of a needleThis shit ain't nothin' to me, manTied the ops to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for 24-hours
>>582965549why is ur cum frozen in his anus?
What the fuck is going on right now.
>>582965854faggotry is hdg's thread culture, newkek
>>582965712The ice cube method but with my splooge
Kids are smoking the gloom
How dis make yous feel diver scums
dead thread
>>582912989Nonsense... I VVILL find a boydiver to sodomize.
>>582967758I wouldnt mind if they actually spawned
>>582967996kill yourself already, pedotranny
>>582968226Hmmm........ nyo :3
remember when people had hope there was gonna be a 4th faction?
>>582968383>hopenah>delusionsure
>16H left until the MO failsWho are we going to blame for this one?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243518314579/76561198006368528anything 1/4come play help me derust
>>582968695Me, because I refuse to participate.That young boy looks like he's made to breed dragon pussy.
>>5829688193/4
>>582968479delusion would be asserting that the 4th faction is still coming despite evidence to the contrary. hope is different. people used to be hopeful for this game, before they knew what evil lurked in the tenebrous mires of the nordic exclusion zone.
>>582968819join now or else
>>582969328where's my LPI host-kun
>>582967996THIS BOYDIVER HAS BEEN REPOSSESSED BY THE MINISTRY OF HUMANITY AND WILL BE ASSIGNED AN ABDODIVER ONEE SAN. INTERFERING WITH REPOSSESSION WILL BE CONSIDERED TREASON.
>>582969116four factions is too many
>>582968383I 'member guilds, APCs, DSS hub room, cultists. Lots of hope cope in this general.
>>582970303Oh, nearly forgot the DSS colony crash bullshit some retard kept talking about too.
>>582970438you better not forget the DSS meridia crash time travel plotline either because it's still happening btw
Let...it...die...it's...time...
>>582963742excellent pissdiving boys, that was a lot of fun. need to do more gimmickdives, i think this is the best way to play the game.
When will AH release the weapon backpack that's just another copy of your weapon so you can akimo SAIs or Bushwackers?
Is the melta gun still good even without a warp/jump pack
>>582972495It was never goodOnly 40keks think it's good because they are the most raped and gaped fan base on earth
>>582972220I would direct you to the Marathon General as an example of dead generals, but that general really is dead now.
>>582972495depends on the front and faction. against borgs and bugs, it's phenomenal. against bots and squids, you need more mobility to use it.
>>582972584No... it was supposed to be nuBungie's turn...
>>582972634Bungie were consultants on hd2 btw. It all came out in the acquisition deal leaks. They were brought in to show arrowhead how to do a good live service like destiny hahaha
I'm having a HECK! of a blast! playing Helldivers 2®, an Arrowhead Software® Product! A true live-service done right!
>>582972495It is a backpackless, mobile reload support weapon that can kill heavy units extremely fast.It will always be good as long as those factors are in play.Against bugs if your positioning is on point then it is extremely good.Against bots it is much riskier to use but you can delete a factory strider or vox engine extremely quick if you manage to get close.Against squids it is a mixup you dont need such hard anti-tank but it can delete harvesters, gorilla mechs and fleshmobs really fast. Crushers are in a weird spot because you only really need heavy pen to remove their helmet and quickly dome them.Mobility packs are to make up for bad positioning with Melta, not strictly necessary but will make your life easier using it.Less risky to jump pack up to a factory strider than to try run the gatling gun gauntlet while probably under fire from other bots.
>>582973459>good live service. >could not even get the number one most important part about running a live service business right (prevent premium currency cheating).
What gun would you >Fuck?>Marry?>Kill?
https://youtu.be/HxfgaP-M3Rc?is=UHyAwKboaDOpY_CyBoth games are made by swedes and got their own issues by damn Darktide has way better soundtrack
>>582974595Why do you think bungie is being shut down? LAMO
>>582928019The average player already rapes the game on foot. So the tank having a turret means jack shit to the game's balance.
>>582975429sounds horrible lmao
>>582975316>FuckEvictor>MarryLiberator>KillCrossbow
>>582975429*bing bong bang bang bonk bonk clink clang ding dang*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>>>/mu/ is that way
>>582975429https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFli76m643E
>>582975591Go on. Why do even shit players rape the game on foot?Could it be that weapons do double their original damage now and enemies are all weaker? I wonder why that could be...what a mystery
Why is there literal Mormon heresy in my beloved general. Arrowhead's fault?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243525081337/76561198994365851got this idea from an anon in the last lobby, charge up lobby. every gun has to charge up in some way, i.e., plasma accelerator, railgun, arc thrower, etc
>>582977529does the laser cannon, scythe, sickle and dickle having a 0.5 second delay before firing count as a charge up even though no meter is actually increasing?
>>582977634yeah i'd say so, though i think the dickle counts for it the most given that it ramps up to doing damage
>>5829775292/4
by that logic then the acceptable weapons are:>primaryscythesickleDEsickleplasma acceleratorpurifierstoker (underbarrel flamer only)torcher>secondaryloyalistdagger (only 0.2 seconds but it's there)crisper>grenadesanything with a timed fuze>support weaponsmeltagunarc throwercrematordefoliation toolflamethrowerlaser cannonquasar cannonmaxigunepochrailgun
>>582978385thanks for summarizing, that's a pretty wide range but it's all definitely less used weapons for the most part
>>582978385If the 0.2s chargeup of a dagger counts then I'd want the throwing animation of my impact nades to also count.
>>582974321The main problem vs bugs is when bile titans freak the fuck out and turn into beyblades as they fall on top of you for those cheezy swedish izzat deaths.
>>582978573you can use whatever nades you want, i only specified guns>>582977634still 2/4
>>582978573No. Retard. Seekers, lure mines, arc nade, melts mine have arm time.
>>582978762They don't with corpse sync mod ;) It also matters what CPU you have. Consoles could never calculate physics correctly.
>>582978934>yeah but what about <BLATANT FUCKING CHEAT>
>>582978762>>582978934also happens more and to more extreme ends in high latency lobbies
>>582979016Thankfully the game never tells you the latency so the chinese names can save izzat with their 600 ping and cheats ruining your game
>>582979270>be superior evropan>game runs like ass with constant lag>"天安门广场事件从未发生过别再试图过度解读了 has left the game.">game suddenly runs buttery smooth with zero latency issuesDont the chinks have their own server?
>>582980161>天安门广场事件从未发生过别再试图过度解读了The Tiananmen Square incident never happened again, and no longer tried to over-interpret it.
Feels like the plasma accelerator could do with one or two more bursts in the mag. Feels good to shoot, but doesn't feel like it has enough juice to actually manage on any real difficulty
>>582983330you use it to kill heavies while your secondary or support weapon is for chaff
>>582935962But can it grab a statue, spin, and hurl it like a frisbee
>>582983374What heavies are you killing with it? Chargers are the only one i can think of it dealing with, MAYBE
>>582983532it's better on bots and squids than bugs but it'll deal with chargers and impalers, hulks and tanks, and fleshmobs and harvesters
>swedish incompetence>updates breaking mods>lua cheatsWelcome back, Payday 2
>>582983635>hulks and tanksIt's only med pen, you're only dealing with them from the back. I feel like any other explosive primary could do it better, but i also don't know the accelerator's numbers off the top of my head. But given that the bolt pistol can two tap a hulk, i feel like i'd rather take something else to deal with chaff on the bots
>>582984257It's never used because it has no ammo and a shitty 3 round burst that is overkill on chaff and weak on heavies
>>582984257>I feel like any other explosive primary could do it better, but i also don't know the accelerator's numbers off the top of my head.>>582984479a shitty 3 round burst that is weak on heavieskills every listed heavies and all of their variants (except barrager tank) in 2 bursts to their respective weakspots
>>582983927Hoping for some heist mission against bots. It'll be a fun excuse to release cyborg hounds.
>>582983927Self inflicted. All mods and script hooks can be blocked with a single setting in the games engine. The actual cheats have to use purpose built ASICs to bypass software security because it's that good today. Non of the anti cheat software does shit btw.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243532320961/galactic lap
>Smoke Orbital>Smoke airstrike>Smoke grenades>Concealed insertion>Spamming Maelstorm grenadesYup. It's smokediving time.
>>5829852693/4
>>582985269>>5829858524
Folks, I need opinions before the weekend hits. How does it sound for a rebalanced quasar that goes all in on dmg and penentrating multiple targets(big fuckoff deathray) but cooldown is on par with the railcannon CD of 150?
>>582986125Even with cheats, vanilla RR reigns supreme
>>582986125Sounds shit. The quasaars only problem is retarded faggots crutch on it when in almost every scenario a EAT or commando would have been better and I wouldn't have to watch them running around not shooting anything and tell me the game is too hard.
>>582986125Give it the recoil of the full-send Variable firemode.
>>582986551retarded post
>>582986125>a support weapon you can only fire once every two and a half minutes and which you can only call down once every eightSo, what, you're just left holding your dick in your hands while waiting for it to cool down after killing at best two heavies and maybe a handful of mediums with that one shot? Literally the stock EAT would have a far superior uptime even when limited to firing one every 30 seconds on average, and the Solo Silo and Leveller at least don't force you to carry them around after firing.
>>582986125actually I'm surprised they didn't copy Splaser in that ODST warbond
Hopefully there is some content in a week or two. No more lobbies from me for the near future as I will be busy playing ace combat
good, didn't want to play with a pedophile anyway
>>582988003What about playing along side with a faggot
>>582988097Aye.I can do that, we won't die virgins this way.
>>582988167gotcha, I'm actually below the age of consent.
>>582987450The bug that leaves empty expendables in your weapon slot is still a thing btw. Never been fixed since launch.
>>582985269SWEDEN!!
>>582988393Mentally you maybe 5 but physically you are not, insha'Allah
>Integrated Explosives armor>Evictor>Ultimatum>Giga grenade>500kg>380mm barrage>Solo Silo>Airburst rocket launcherYes, it's gaming time
>>582988660>Integrated isn't 50 demo>Can't jihad kuffar titan holes, infidel research post or IDF pager jammersWhat's the point? May as well run democracy and coin flip on the hellbomb witness.
>>582986551>eatcall it inget one shot offthe other one is already swarmed by a dozen heavy devastatorsget gunned down by the second war strider>commandoshots 1-3 miss due to shitty barrel offset and laser, hit tank behind the target, fail to kill it due to media literate grunt fantasy damageshot 4 gets you killed because you need to guide it with the laser and a heavy dev felt like hitting a burst>quasarhide behind covershootrun awayhide behind covershootrun awayrepeat until all heavies are dead
>>582990198you could just have said that you're bad at the game
>>582990461Or I can just bring a RR/Spear/Quasar and not worry about it
>>582923885Could it be?
>>582990681This thing, but casemate
>>582990681fuck yeah
>>582923885>>582990681you dumbfucks, of course its the Toyota GR GT
>>582990681Alright! Aliens warbond soo->>582990984Nevermind. I have crossover fatigue. I never wanted another legendary warbond anyways.
>I make things inconvenient for myself because it would help me get more izzatok rahjeesh
>>582990575It's totally fine to be bad at the game. Everyone was at one point. Your izzat is not at risk Saar.
who is this pajeet trying to prove himself to?
>>582991945Sorry I don't enjoy crippling myself with suboptimal AT weapon picks, it must surely offend your indian sensibilities.
>>582992084His fellow discord clique sisters, if they catch him using any meta weapon he will lose his clique credit and they will parasocially disown him. The discord troons made suffering in a silly Swedish PvE game their entire personality, social status and self-worth, yes it is that sad.
>>582923885What if I told you the oil rig got buffed so much that you can stick 4 sentries to it and drive around as a battle fortress? Putting mortars on it and driving around outposts is fucking hilarious. Swiggers will patch this out because it's fun.
>>582985269gg
>>582935962>see this kinda shit>lament but understand why they didn't go canon Japanese Starship Troopers>conclude that offensive vehicles were a mistake
>>582935962O MI GRUNTUSSY
Messed with the Shear seriously fun Primary AT option opens up a lot of options for builds but the amount ICE charges you get will probably get reduced with the quick burn heat sink you get 8 +1 its surprisingly effective
>>582975316>fuck?occasional one night stand with the maxigun that i regret next morning, but come back for "just one more time" every so often>marrybackpack heavy GL>killnot exactly a gun, but all turrets
>>582990681>TurretNot happening.
>>582993816i agree but only if the tiers are labeled such:S: crutchA: good all-rounderB: goodC: has issuesF: pick literally anything else bro
>>582985595It makes me mad that all the mortal shell porn is of this dumb thot instead of the red latex girls that have been around since the first game
>>582993816Pacifier isn't F tier, its got an extremely small niche of being good against appropriators.
>>582995074plenty of guns that are better than that vs appropriators
>>582993816>killzone rifle in ASomeone that actually plays the game made this list.
>>582995137I dont think any other primaries can kill them in one mag dump, unless something else stuns them.
>>582995380try acquiring skill
>>582993816>Scorcher and Double Freedom in C
>>582993816>lib conc F tierIts not great but its not that bad if you use it as a supportive weapon, its stagger is amazing at keeping your allies safe
>>582996037you know what else keeps your allies safe?killing the enemy
>>582995735scorcher would be B if it had 2 extra magsDF would be B if it didn't suck ass beyond point blank
>>582996267trying to save your allies with the crossbow will just kill them faster. >>582996037 is right that it's amazing keeping your allies' ass free of trouble, making them magnitudes more effective at killing shit
>>582996846stop using the crossbow you stupid nigger
>>582993816At least 90% of these are ass
>>582993816Aimlet?
Lobby doko
>>582997881>diligence S tier>aimletok nigger
>>582997415never havepost yours
>>582997881Almost certainly. His placement of the Gallant in C tier is a dead give away. Probably sprayed the whole mag at a scavenger and missed every shot, what a shitter!
Halloweeny loadouts?What are the scariest strats
soooo any slutdivers on ??
The pissle and breacher only getting one ammo back per box is so BS swede night do not play this game do you have any idea how many hulks need blasting? Don't get me started about a war strider seed
>>582999682use a support weapon
>>582910880Cute!
>>582999524Stealth armor, lib con , stim pistol , immolation, spear gun , supply pack , orbital smoke, 500kg Trick or treat
>>583000197>lib conah yes the bubblegum gunspooky
>>582996037it blows because dominator/deadeye/plasma pun accomplish the same thing but you can actually do damage
>>582996037>"I pLaY sUpOrT">Players have 125hp>Every weapon and attack deals more than that in under 2 secondsNot being a shitter is the best support play my dude. The reason you don't see stun nades anymore is because every single enemy you want to use them on is now immune to stun.
>>582986125>a rebalanced quasar that goes all in on dmg and penentrating multiple targets(big fuckoff deathray)having heavies conga line in a straight line is very uncommon, if it has a huge explosion radius it could be somewhat useful
>>582983927Just missing the DLC Unlocker and we're back in the good old payday 2 days
>>583002327The ai won't do that because it's owned by the corporations who put blocks in place against piracy. But nice try chud
>>582933591now make both of them fuck
Robuttpalooza is sweeping the nation
>>583002770I dont think mormon-chan is like that. Also, blue board.
>>582959371No, I am sorry you are Catholic.
>>583004170don't mormons have harems?
>>583004462Prophet Hellmon created a Procreation Program where you get assigned as compatible wife based on both of your genetic code and genetic memory. There has never been divorce since this was implemented.
>>583004737>There has never been divorce since this was implemented.I guess the Mormons just don't allow divorce or at least heavily discourage it through societal pressure
>>582998013Nigga, you can spam diligence and its high damage saves it.
>mormon christlarp helldiver ai slop spam>>>/tg/40kg
*sniff sniff*yeah, melty 1st thing in the morning...
>>583005375It does make you wonder about religion on heckdudes thoughDo they just pray to liberty? Is there a church of freedom or something?
>>583005375I don't see any mormon in these threads
gays we losted the major operation.... morder....
>>583005552>Pray to Liberty>Church of FreedomThis is Mormonism. It was invented during the 2nd Great Awakening, amd coinsided with the National Era America was currently experiencing. Early Mormonism was jammed with pro America themes and propaganda. Helldivers and Mormons would be an easy colab.
>>583005307>aimlet admitting to spamming DMRsHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Are we still pretending the Bastions are good?
>>583004838This anon accepted the word of Prophet Hellman without question. He is destined for Great Works.
Another Mod that will help save Helldivers 2https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16778
>>583005980>yeah we totally worship Freedom goy>no beer or coffee allowed though that's not kosher
>>583007976
>>583006141It's okay to say you have no friendsThe solo vehicle mod exists just for you
EAT booster should have been an EAT call in but with like a three minute cooldown.
Lobby doko....
>play the game MO>failMOnkeys do it again! No tank for you!
>>583010719>he wants to play this game during the cheatjeet apocalypseerm.....yikes sweetie
>>583008089Imagine watching her guzzle BIG SQUID COCK
>>583011189But i want to play the game with Anons and have fun with them....
>>583010231Or better yet, not exist at all because it's retarded. The only way it would be usable is if it added a free EAT to any call down pod.
>>583011435gay
Chat are we cooked for this MO? Feels like Joel slimed us again.
>>583011704Yes my friend it has seems as if Joel is going to forces us to fail this MO but do not worry we will try and win for the next one
>>583010151Nah, it handles like shit and being the gunner isn't particularly fun either.
>>583011875You just needed to lock in ;)>Quietly changes mo requirementsThe players drive the story >Edits hidden planet resistance valueWin or lose it's all up to our wonderful community>Erases progress because you played the game wrong by winning
>>583011503>throw down commando pod.>get an EAT. >throw down a backpack.>get an EAT. >throw down backpackless support weapon. >get an EAT. >throw down an EAT.>get two EAT's.So many better ways it could have been made.
>>583011503>>583012734>call down SSSD>get an EATHonestly I like this idea a lot. Ballistic Shield has a fairly low cooldown too, rearming yourself with it and an EAT on top sounds pretty nice
>>583002547You say this as if the dlc unlocker in payday 2 wasn't just three lines of codes that just said "if dlc exists, then pwned = true"
>>583012734>throw down an EAT.>get two EAT's.anon...
