Previous: >>582900957Umayuru: Full Gate! is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYaucJ1wvRg&list=PLNoVytAHV6zA >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
fuck off and die. now.
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
Still raped me last night and I miss her
>>582923883raping shion until my balls go dry
>>582923883You first, shitter.
https://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsR
wahey
drama?
>>582923784
>>582923912>2>againanon, what the fuck did you do?
>>582924040jordan_fingers.webm
Tachyon LOVE
>>582923785how'd you know?>>582924143riiight~
curren is a WHOREEEEE
>>582924071danchou's leaving the club tomorrow
>>582924329>29/30
>>582923940no one would do this. >>582923984t. orfevre
>>582924147I do this with my fingers too
>>582924510Bet her pussy reeks
The last three threads were just schizo posting hate, a love telenovela and ERP between these TWO, pirate posting was the best thing to happen here in a long time, then the TWO literally had sex in the thread, also talking about MMOs is better than talking about Uma. I wonder what this thread will be
>>582923912Fuku is truly unobtainable for this anon.
>>582924147
I look like this.
7 and (you) will find love4 and (you) will be forever alone
>>5829246717 and that's my bride
>>582924553been playing grim dawn lately during the 50 minutes that the game is clankingI want more of this, but don't want to fork over money to blizzard, or relent to the cartoony artstyle of torchlightshould I do the first PoE?
>>582924329flew too close to the sun...
>>582924585this gets posted every other thread and i still don't know what the FUCK she meant by this
7 is fake and gay
7 and I train Fuku for Arima Kinen
>>582924871not true
umama is in heat again
>>582924671this is not appropriate bridalwear
7 and this is the year I kill myself4 and a random anon will die within the next weekAnything else and everyone here will have something slightly annoying happening to them within the next 24 hours.
>>582924671I want this 4 for myself.I want an excuse to give up.
>>582924825I say this.
will GM be better?
Cute Journey
>>582924952your mom is umama
>>582924854anon, clearly she means
>>582925014>>582925024Holy shinda
Dia!
Nyoooo my club will be full tomorrowI wanted to play nuzlocke with ex-umadash danchode aaaaaaaaa
>>5829246717 and you will marry meanything else and we still get marriedI don't leave my fate to luck I do what I want
>>582925014>>582925024
>>582924825she is being sent to fight the darkness along mickey mouse
I bet SiL is really sweet once you're in a relationship
>>582924956Stop posting naked Tama!
>>582925170Rolling for this anons divorce
>>582925097I'm having a lot of improper thoughts about her lately.
>>582925110and then
>>582925287THIS IS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>582925024don't give up
>>582925123Paizuri slut
>>582925369I'd like to stuff her stocking if you get what I mean
>>582925287The umamusume?Yeah, I bet
>>582924442i need Grass to look at my penis like that.
>>582925287You date menheras because you want the baggage it will never be sweet if you're not into the insane then avoid them
/uma/, I...
>pretended to be busy all weekend so i dont have to meet coworkerswhy am i like this
>>582925332then
>>582925515You?
>>582925123*sip*
>>582925369I'll think about it
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt
>>582925287Still is always really sweet, she's an adorable cinnamon roll also a bit crazy, but it makes the sex incredible, so it's kind of a plus
Good night friends!!
>>582925562and
>>582925372Just for me
>>582925287doubt
If I wrote a fanfic and killed your favorite uma would you be mad?
post something angry
hugging you, smooching you, caring for you, going on dates with you, loving you like you have never been loved until you go from SiL to Bu, you will be happy
>>582925781ah i see now
>>582924813I personally find poe1 to be mind-numbingly boring because you just run in circles pressing your 1 damage button
>>582925908No. I'd ask you to link it.I love reading fanfics.
>>582925690>it's been days since he's posting thisganbare gooner-chan
Musu musu on my musu musu musu musu
I have something to confess.I would genuinely have a goofball like Gold Ship as my gf if I had the chance.
do NOT listen to people saying you can drop LH, its a net negative
>>582926041this anon is going to have his life ruined if he ever had a gf
>>582925780
Failed a 2% wit training and kicked the wall, now my ankle hurts.
>>582925690i am horny so i'll also roll for which i'll fap to
>>582925780Stop posting this literal who
>>582926046LH makes all runs potentially viableNo LH makes most runs unusable except for high rolls
>>582925972right?!
>>582926185You shouldn’t do that.
>>582925780Keep posting her she cute Good night bro
>literal bottom earner started asking for cm advice today out of the blueyou're not slick buddy
Is the Intel B580 any good? A friend wants to trade one for a spare DDR5 16gb stick that I have? Should I go for it?Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>582926041we established very very early on that golshi would actually be a top choice for wife and anyone with even a touch of wisdom or experience in a long-term relationship could tell you as muchunexperienced virgins will disagree thoughbeit
>>582926041She'd need to tone it down a lot for me
>>582926476Kick them before gibs
thoughts?
>>582926642Cute!Would hotglue the drawing
>>582926476tell him to do 40 races per run to build a good ace
>>582926226
>>582926372It's alright, I'm not mad at the videogame that would be silly. Maybe my body was craving a bit of self harm or something.
>>582926041golshi wouldn't agree to being free-use, therefore she would be a shit gf
maruzensky LOVE
>>582926041very controversial
>>582926691raperaperaperaperape
>>582926791you would be free use for her tho
>>58292622667 and you jerk it to helios
>>582926864
>>582926786You should address the root causes of your anger before lashing out.What is actually causing your distress?
>>582926864>her date unironically proves she can be perfect girlfriend material if she wants toI love her a lot
>>582926046LH steals your stats but makes your run viable, but a viable run is just you being smart and lucky enough with your coins to get the skill point songs
>>582926476But I'm not a bottom earner and I've asked advice yesterday.
>>582925620Argendia
>>582927078Fucking cryers
>>582926946what if my horny does not align with her horny? how the fuck am i supposed to get off then?
>>582926041She's unfortunately a pretty good choice but the average /uma/ dweller can't get it through into their heads. She's a bro in the same way as transcend, just goofier.
>>582925867God she's huge
why did they make burger pocket late B but give her OYL? Are the dev's jealous of her infinite burger domain?
If my GP has 2*stam 3* long but only one good white, should I use it to farm a parent already or should I keep grinding for an equally or better parent but with good whites?
Don't forget to pick up your 100 free carats from clicking on Chiyo's Keen Advice on the home screen
anon at his most sincere admits that he would attempt to date a girl
name 3 horses
it's called SPEAKI
>>582927339I'd let her fix me
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEEHEEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
>>582927420HerbertMauriceAlbert
>look around hakuraku>lates with high winrate doesn't use both pump+beyondHuh?
>>582927420KidslookintouchableAngel of KirkFinger
>>582927339this but date a boy
1 I fap to Hishi Akebono 2 I fap to Mejiro Dober3 I fap to Super Creek4 I fap to Almond Eye 5 I fap to Kitasan Black 6 I fap to Satono Diamond 7 I fap to Dantsu Flame 8 I fap to Daring Tact 9 I fap to Gold Ship
>>582927604I prefer Skibidi Rizz over Finger personally
>>582927420Clever HansMuhamedMerrylegs
>>582927594pump is enough MPB is good for ends
>>582927508What's so funny?
>>582927332Thanks fine mo
>>582927681>there are Bono lewders ITTYou make me sad : (
>>582927339You are genuinely retarded.
>>582927668wouldn't be the first or the last itt
>>582927420Puro MagicStar AniseWorld's End
>>582927892No proble-mo
>>582927339i need shacute to bite a chunk out of me.is that sincere enough?
>>582927254bc irl tosen jordan ran pace for most of his career and only really won a g1 when there were too many paces for him to fight for position with, so he hanged at the back, turning into a pseudo-late, then quite literally zoomed from the outer lane to win first in the autumn tenno shohttps://youtu.be/0ep5GuCBUNY?si=tyulHjzkOg9HUZFM
>>582927681Let's fucking go!
Reminder: Nutella is mostly nuts, and nuts are plant protein that speeds up your metabolism. Eat a jar before bed to build lean muscle while sleeping!
>>582927896Of course the girl with the biggest tits in the game gets lewded
>>582928015wasn't expecting a lore reason, that's really cool.At least the evo for OYL is pace/late so i wont ALWAYS need a late pink if i want to run her.
>>582927420Straight GirlLys GracieuxMikki Queen
Have a nice day/night
>>582928346she also came out at a time where they didnt know what the fuck they were doing with uma kits yet and tried to make hybrids
>>582928447nice 7
I'm taller than Akebono so I have no problem training her
>>582928338Not for that moroni
>>582928235you can tell that this pic is edited because even if falco was a fatass, the three godesses would give her the McQueen complex and still make her eternally flat chested and flat assed.
which of these sprintchuds has the best overall affinity to become a grandparent
>>582927231Imagine the softness of her hugs
>>582928719taiki for front/pacefurawa for pace/ate/end
>>582928687mirako is fat and has fat tits
>>582928719lol
I love Rice
>>582928719if you increase their aptitudes with great-gp's and run a ton of g1s they are all copable (except ulala)
>>582928789Imagine those things smothering you
>>582928857
>>582928998i often do !
>>582929058Lovely
They're a little too big for a middle schooler.
>>582928842Yeah but mirako isn't a dedicated loser who's shtick is never being able to pull her trainer. she deserves them, unlike dumb falcon.
>>582925935...
>>582928998
>>582929446For you
Has anyone actually played through gm/larc era? what were the meta backliner parents for sprint/mile races?
>>582929497>mackie keeps snacking but the fat never shows up anywherethere must be something in the satono water tanks
>>582929701uma metabolism would be insane if they were realin order to run as fast/be as strong as they are you would need the daily caloric intake of the average teioposter
gn
Many umamusume tits to suck.Too many choices.It's hard to choose one.
>>582929402Falco needs to study under Fuji. Talk about proposals and compatible scents and all.
>>582930034Good thing as a trainer I can taste all of them
>>582930029sleep tight, cutie
>>582930045there's no way she fucking says that
>>582930164Fuji says that and so much more.
>>582929402don't shay that....
>>582930164wait till she leaves one of her ear rings in your car by "accident"
>>582929083Best webm ever posted here
Can you make sacrificial runaway with clanker?
This is your last chance to tell your clubdacchis how you really feel about them, in another day some some of them will leave your club and you'll never get to talk to them again.Go tell them that you love them before it's too late
For me, it's Fuji making Seiun cheat on Furawa at the ballroom event.
>>582930029
I am a big fan of umas with big or tiny hats
>>582930430my neighas already know exactly how i feel
>>582930540I'm a big fan of umas with big tits and tiny height.
>>582929939my clubdacchis dont even request shoes, how can I love them???
>>582930164Marry your Uma.
>>582930430I love my mambwos!!
>>582930430I still kinda miss the two mambros who left last month...
No.
>>582930626Yanko has big tits but she's tall
>>582930643wtf why did they give her so much rizzi really need to stop and read careers, ive used fuji for a whole ass cm before and noticed none of this
>>582930430I love my /uma/club bwos
>>582930813She is very charming.
>>582930430You have to learn to let them go, the old 4chan saying "You're here forever" only applies to you, not to the rest, these clubdacchis may be gone for good to never return to /uma/ so why bother. Let them go, no need to make it weird.
>>582930045>>582930164>>582930643The most for (You) uma in the game? I don't even have her and her charm is working on me
>>582930540
>>582929446i will make you happy, you deserve to be loved too
speed SR sweepy or Shakur SSR speed for end closer deck???
>>582931052This but Daring Tact
>>582930907I posted the wrong one, but whatever. She also helps you out when you're not her trainer. She's great.
>>582931067do you need the gold recovery or any of the skill hints on Shakur? If no, sweepy
>>582929659No need to get fancy
>>582931067what are you rocking in the rest of the deck? If you are going 3 speed might as well make one of them tupac for the recovery
>>582931067SR Sweepy unless you need that heal for some reason.
>>582930918I refuse to lose my clubdacchis
>>582930942She's a serial flirter but she specifically wants YOU in the end. do remember that.
>>582930813isn't she based on a stud horse? One that makes the mares horny and make them breed with the selected stallion?
>>582931421He was the first offspring of Sunday Silence, the godfather of all japanese horses. He pretty much dazzled the world with his superiority but the magic faded quick as his illness put his career to a quick end.
She can make my dick disappear with her umanko!
>>582931169>>582931213>>582931215Running a Gold ship with 3psd/2wit/LH Kita and tachyon borrow
>>582930279>"Trainer, do you wanna have sex?">>582930643>"Trainer, do you wanna have sex?">>582931142>"Trainer, do you wanna have sex?"Why is she like this???
yeah they fucked
a smile to protect
>>582930819Nice shirt
>>582931812I think she wants to have sex with (You).
no one here likes rudolphno one here likes nattieno one here likes boy umano one here likes ge*mans
spes
I'm a simple Torena, with simple tastes.
>uma exists
>>582932396what if I like all of them?
>>582932754AIIEEEEEE BRIAAAAAN WRONG HISHIIIII
>lowtier bait
>>582932878Then you are super mega homosexual, or something!https://x.com/BAPingLoud/status/2105297337040130251
>>582932893Can I get a master bait from Jordan?
I wish to have sexual relations with Narita Brian
>>582933012is this random rapper being killed meant to mean something to me or did you mess up the link
Is there a site to check horse ascendants/descendants and what races they've participated in?
I love my umawife
>>582933419https://netkeiba.com/
>>582933356it's a joke, cuz haha guy with funny name died
>>582933458the mare opera o
Awesome, got all my skills. I just hope nothing goes wrong for the rest of this run.
OUT OF THE WAY, BOYFAGS!
>>582929083>>582929497if i was dia's trainer i'd lose to her tits within a week
>>582933682THAT'S WHAT THE T M STAND FOR WOOOOOOAH
>>582933776HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>582933012this wasn't a real person btw
Fuck boyumas
>>582933458
>>582933419JBIS to get the facts straight from the horse's mouth
>>582933773just max wit now, the rest of the stats do not matter
>>582927078Bro tell me i will kick them all who hurt you
What the heck is this summer event and why is everything negative?
>>582933913Yeah I figured he was black
speakey
Why would Fuji do this?
>>582934181grass wonder and yaeno muteki have events like this and i'm guessing it's because of being early umas, * on yaeno because hers isn't that negative but it's a 50/50
>>582934181grass' tender yamato nadeshiko constitution is weak against the heat
>>582934181a chance at +30 wit is neat thats a random event she can fire, i haven't seen it in a while
>>582934339She's marking her territory.
>>582934339jealous broad
uma would be better if clubs also had RNG instead of fixed recruiting the game pairs you with random trainers for the month
supiki
>>582934804
>>582934645what a slut
the promised comfy hours...
>>582935219a little too comfy...
>>582935219wanna jong
CRYER
My Wit cards were too garbage for me to gain any significant wit after that. No balls came either.
>>582935421you got flustered and hesitant for front, that's good enough900 wit is fine
why is the loopacord dead
>>582935350im down
>>582935574>loopacord
Off-model OOC Bakushin O outtake (NSFW) redo:https://files.catbox.moe/pkapx2.mp4Still has major problems. Will not fix.
7 and this is the runanything else and I cry
has someone infiltrated the mambo discord yet
Huh?
>>582935904leave the mambwos alone
>>582935759Oh I guess the other ones are still up: >>582835519
hey nonny
>>582935986babydachi?
>>582935986SEXOOOOO
>>582935986>Leg suitability
>>582936080hi
>>582936080Wrong thread. Try one in /lgbt/
>>582936080hey
>>582936084BABBYPOSTER IS REAL
>>582936150Advance
>>582935904a great betrayal is coming...
>>582935605Let's give it 5 mins and seeMajsoul Friends Room 17174(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=17174
>>582936026but im in mambo... i just want an invite to the secret discord...
>>582936324ywnbim
>>582936207>>582936238>>582900957mwah
>>582936380close call...
>single circleGod help me
>>582936518how do you get single circle affinity in 2026 holy moly
Pacekeks how do we feel about GUTS Miracle?
>>582935553Is Subdued not as important? I'd like to kick out my Aoi card if possible but I want to maximize my debuffs.
>>582936080>>582936476Whoma?
>>582936593Aoi is good because she gives you hesitant ends, subdued are ok but they fire early so all the other umas use their recoveries and it doesn't do much. Flustered however fires midrace so it does more damage.>>5829363093/4 btw
>>582936664
>Croix du Nord got a jockey changeBros... is he gonna be ok?
>>582936270you have no idea what's in store...
>>582936080>>582936476>ohamile is on the V uma list>umama agps as herpredictable
>>582936593just get both its possible
>>582936776HDRbro...
So Ancestors is borrowcore right?
>>582937001Yes, you don't need your borrow slot for anything else in GM.
>>582937001yeah pretty much
>>582937001if you dont get 3lb in the free pulls yeah, you can borrow it for the 3 CMs you need it for
>>582936861>schizostfu nonny
>>582935986FAN CONTENTIS CANONLETS GO
>>582930540many are saying this
>>582937262>not denying it
>>582935986
>>582937262You two go to your discord you dumbos and keep your gay flirting there
For Tachyon, should I be running her as a Late for Dom to hit more people?
>>582937262you're going to get your kitten kicked from her club... unless that's your plan
>>582937408SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>582936578it's not a bad card and it's copable at 1lb even, but in the CMs where you do need it you can just... borrow it... and it's not like there's anything else to borrow for pacers. You could consider it if you're skipping ancestors
>>582936578Not worth3 Speed/2 Wit is the Bible for Sprint/Mile
>>582932513'Spes' means 'Hope' in Latin
What's a good URA clanker deck that gets me at least 600 in each stat and good hints? Preferrably for pace chasers or late surgers, I just want to make the most of the half TP event while also advancing my loopa goals
>>582937432end is usually best for domms but if you arent running lates you can run her late
>>582936578I'm going to buy one SSR voucher and use it together with my free one to get 1 LB. In GM I will skip Ancestors and guides, I think there is like 3 mile / sprint cms in total in the scenario so I think I can get by borrowing the them.
>>582937390>>582937412>obsessed>>582937487I know what my kitten needs
>>582937607How much do I lose out for having her as B Late?
They flirt instead here of talking about the game since they were outed as shitters
>>582937432No, as End to hit everyone
>>582937701Even as F End? I do not have the ability to mutate the style.
>>582937683>ESL schizo had a stroke
>>582937671-10% wit
>>582937683retard
>>582937939It doesn't matter, in fact, it's better that way because it guarantees she'll be last.The wit penalty does NOT affect skill activation rate, only the midrace pace
>>582937671you get less wit BUT only for the non-skill stuff that wit does, skill proc chance is not affected by low style aptitude
>>582937912was the taishin testo bad enough to warrant this?
>>582938249So I should run both my Doms as End regardless of their aptitude? I would still like them to fight in the race at the least, as my Nice Nature got exactly 1 win last CM.
>>582936716I missed the room...
>>582938419the room is still 3/4 get in here
>>582938419GO GO GOG O!!!!! FAST!!
why are schizos running rampant during burger hours?
Truth hurts
>>582937912Just like in Portal. I'm sure Taishin would appreciate that reference
>>582938462>>582938505anons... I don't know about that name
>>582938615what happens in the jong room stays in the jong room it's ok
>>582938527she was a baby too all along????
>>582938126NYopera's new years event confirms her parents work at a grocery store... shes a poorfag...
bruh
>>582938559
>>582938615don't kiss and tell
>>582938875working at grocery store isn't being poorfagtamamo on the other hand...
>>582938507
>>582939034I will say the character is fitting
>>582938507I've already taken my medication.
>>582939328>developed countries are schizos>underdeveloped countries are literally retardedWhat did creation meant by that...
>>582939328
>>582939328SUBSAHARAN AFRICA CHADS WON
>>582939328>Japan so high.
>>582939440humanity was never meant to achieve certain level of thoughts and stress
>>582938571Taishin being a hardcore gamer is still so fucking funny to me. this 145cm devil is raging at mobile games in her dorm room and needs creek to calm her down
This is a very bold outfit
>>582939462>average iq of 62Yeah that'll show them schizos
>>582939873Mini skirts are a key item for idols.
>>582930767P0 ticket.
>>582936776He will be fine, Demuro is a good jockey.
>>582939328>whether or not they were diagnosedthis makes no sense if they are not diagnosed why even bother making thisalso these meds suck ass so no wonder a lot refuse to take them
>>582939840Gamers and midgets ahve rage in common so it's perfect for her
>>582938938outskilled
Why didn't they fix and buffed Teio's unique like they did with Pasa (2 star)'s unique?Why is 2 star Pasa one of the strongest uma for the current CM in JP while Teio got one of the worst pot 7 evo (a late race random accel for 2400m that everyone has from speed Teio) and her unique is still dogshit?Just compare the two uniqueTeio>late-race>be 1-5th>be 1 lenght from the uma in front of you>be overtaking>0.45 target speedPasa>be 1-4th on the final straight>0.55 target speed
Does she work as an end closer? The horse not the card!
>>582940280Yes
>>582940021for the same reason why everyone under the sane now days can be seen as trans, even tho it used to be a BRAIN SICKNESS for hundreds of years, till very very recently when that was changed so THEY can make a metric fuck ton of money of itthe same goes for all the self diagnosed homos going "i'm so mega depressed and mega trans as well btw" when they're neither, completely demolishing the chances an actual trans or depressed person has.
>>582940046True.Personally I wish I could try and calm down taishin during one of her Gamer Rages (TM) and have her call me a dickhead and punch me in the gut as hard as she can. that'd be so fun haha
>>582940021Because the economic impacts of mental disorders exist regardless of diagnosis. And if you believe the medication works, the impacts are more severe in non-diagnosed people (as they won't be medicated)It's also a study by an university with funding from the Bill Gates Foundation, so you can rest assured the researchers don't really care and are just getting a paycheck to say whatever the board wants printed
>>582940682I remember something like that happening in the career or maybe it was my head canonImagine...
>>582939925umadols*
you guys do any horse stuff lately or wat
>>582938337fielding them to win messes with their use case as a debuffer, and fielding them to debuff keeps them from winning. its generally not worth to go hybrid.
>>582940215Ask again in 2029 and we might be able to provide an answer
>>582940895What do you mean
>>582941015I'm just asking why Cygames hates Teio
smile through the pain
>>582940895glued another 10 loopas
>>582940895>horse stuff
>>582940378Then I will look forward to seeing a tiny rocket flying in the sprints and miles!
>>582940895neigh
>>582941101next game surely
>>582941089yeah
>>582941174She's actually better as an end too because her unique requires her to be in the back of the pack
Moms?
>>582940215Go ask the popular general /umajp/
>>582938837Thought he was massaging her tits
>>582940895horse stuff is fun when you're at least 5 meters away from one. any closer and you're in the Shit zone
Air Groove got me my first plat but my heart has always been elsewhere... Am I a bad trainer?
>>582940895Can't talk about that for legal reasons
>>582940895I volunteer at a local horse farm that uses the horses to provide therapy to kids
>>582940664i hate the self diagnosed circus clowns so muchthey are bored of living a comfortable easy life so they invent problems for themselves instead of enjoying what they have>>582940768are you saying that helping the mentally ill was never the priority and the main goal has always been to profit from it? maybe i should stop paying for meds
any men any men any men any mennaefopmapaaoafffffffffffffffffff
>>582941781Wait a second you're no Dober no MEN for you
I want to bend Mejiro Dober over my desk and tell her I'm going in dry.
Almond seems like a really horny girl
>>582940895I fap daily to the Rob Roy anal doujin every night.
>>582941781hi
>be confused at how people were ending up at 65% friendship bonus in songs>girls legend u gives 10%Well I feel silly
>>582941876This but with Grass Wonder and she's the one bending me over
>>582941781Yarr
>L'Arc gate draw tomorrow
>>582941876WHAT?Disgusting!... What else?
>>582941781*smooch* girlfriend
>>582939328How did they get data on North Korea and Westerb Sahara?
>>582941720I'm sure it was a priority at some point, but then sharply-dressed people with MBAs got a sniff of more money to be made and took over
>>582942060I dunno, I was gonna wing it. Maybe pull her tail. Maybe stuff some fingers into her mouth. Bite on her ears.
Guten Morgen
>>582942259It's almost midnight, Bruder
>>582941720Eh it's kind of 50/50 you can actually have a mental illness but most of the time modern day depression is just your brain telling you your life is shit because your life is shit.If you're morbidly obese, Avatarfagging on a general on /vg/ and larping about being good at a game being "depressed" is a healthy reaction from your brain telling you to get your life back on track.But actual depression where your life is good but your brain makes you feel sad also exists
>>582942357>>582942259>timezone doxed
>>582942218
>>582942446Germans run this general
>>582942457I might also just make her ride me while I'm sitting at the desk. That way if Taiki or one of her friends walks in to ask a question, they'll see how desperately horny she is for a MAN.
>>582940021I've never met someone whose life got improved by taking the funny meds, but I've met several whose life were completely ruined this will 100% come up in 30 years as some absurd thing doctors recommended like with smoking cigs in the 50s
>>582942483I almost made a poop joke
>>582942259Bakushin fingers in my mouth
>>582941720>maybe i should stop paying for medsPlease take your meds. My dad had Schizophrenia and he was so much more lucid when he took them. The side effects probably suck but they are not worse than being untreated.
>>582942393>morbidly obese, Avatarfagging on a general on /vg/ and larping about being good at a game
>>582942483>all this complaining about seafags when it was the kraut menace all along
>>582942393>If you're morbidly obese, Avatarfagging on a general on /vg/ and larping about being good at a game
Granny Sex!
>>582942576Confirmation bias, as people who take those meds are already too far off the deep end so odds are that you only met those who offed themselves.
>>582942650this has been a known fact but fighting imaginary demons has always been a 4chan tradition.
>>582942650and vee vill get away with it too, ja!
>>582942483Is that why new breads are always late?
>>582942681>he snacked on the d*rter banner
>>582940021yeah get off the meds cold turkey that’s what i did with my antidepressants
>>582942576>cig usage drops>shrinks and crazy meds go up>mental illness skyrocketsI wonder if there's a connection...>>582942729Also, those meds tend to fail because the brain chemistry is so complex they need a lot of fine tuning, and a slight imbalance will produce a disaster, and that can come from doctos prescribing wrong meds, patients not taking them, or taking too many, or anything. It's kind of a gamble really
>>582942539>Eldnarilactual elf name
>>582942819
>>582942530AWAWAWAWAWA
>>582942393Nyo...
Fat german tits will never change my opinion on the krauts.
I was getting happy over 4/4 but I found out that top guys are sitting on 11/11 and i dont know how to feel about that
>>582943263What's that even means
>>582942576ngl I very likely would have offed myself without lexapro. I had an extremely bad mental breakdown in my 20s and was getting 3 hours of sleep for weeks because I became hyperfixated on my own mortality to the point where I couldn't sleep or do ANYTHING and couldn't escape my own head.
>>582937556Bwo she's for GM, we won't need 3 speed card anymore
>>582943241the "ve dont do that in GERMANY" meme has completely ruined my ability to admire Eishin's flashes
gotta catch em all
>>582943263I think 7/4 time signature is the best
>>582943241You sure about that?
>>582940895I'm horse.
>>582943564Can I do you
>>582943476suddenly I am not so sure.
>>582943141Then I'm going to kiss her and ask her to marry me.
"When positioned midpack or further back" niggas when picrel
>>582943674Flash can be very persuasive
>>582943670Neigh
>>582942625how was your father when he was not medicated? daydreaming all day, talking to himself, irrational thoughts and ideas that made no sense, barely staying on topic when talking to him, anything like that?>The side effects probably suckthey can be awful sometimes but it does not stop someone from living their life
>>582943697
>>582943763but this is kinotrue late gamblingwhat's not late gambling is when there's 5 fronts and you have less than zero chance of getting to midpack
horse pussy
uma... musume?
Wowzers
>>582942393I've been leaning towards believing people more and more. like I absolutely know some people who were plagued by depression/anxiety so bad it was ruining them. If they sat down and wisdommaxxed for some indefinite duration could they have gotten happier? Maybe? But even the ones who are living perfectly still struggle. What if they just didn't have to struggle with it? I think that's ok.Personally I'm an ADHD haver and I did literally every single thing that online contrarians tell you to do instead of meds. I lift (2pl8 bench 1pl8 ohp 3pl8 dl), I run, I touch grass, I sun myself, I have a gf, I have friends, I don't drink or do drugs, I have a sleep schedule that I'm really strict about, I'm on nofap. None of it helped. Then I got on meds and almost cried because I could suddenly do everything I always wanted without the intense mental friction. It was like riding a bike with flat tires my whole life and suddenly having someone reinflate the wheels. I think online contrarians just want to believe nobody struggles harder than they do so they're dismissive of mental issues.
so what do i miss out not playing the gay cheese event
oh gott meine chungus trainee fraulein hat der biggentitten
>>582942738My sweaty seductive traineewife is so pretty
>>582943904uma delicia
This is my wife
>>582944058carats and rainbow crystal shard
>>582944097What a beautiful language.
JongBros you're bullying him
Flipping McQueen's skirt up and grabbing a big handful of her ass before laying a nice smack on it and watching it jiggle.
>>582944290"gender traffic" (geschlechtsverkehr) is a German term for sex and I think that's hilarious
>>582944097>Oh Dios Mi Chungus Trainee Girl tiene el Biggenitte¿Que?
>>582944406that's been on my mind all this time you guys are so mean with a newfriend>mfw damaten ron
>>582944164if you ignore the hair it looks tasty
How can we improve El Condor Pasa's popularity (as an Uma)?
>>582943874idk about the daydreaming because by the time I was old enough to understand what was happening my parents separated but he did everything else you said plus having delusions of importance like being the target of secret societies and being and agent in a war between gods.
>>582944531AYAYAY AY DIOS MIO MI CUCHI-CUCHI GUAPO GORDITA MAMACITA TIENES CHICAS MUUUUUY GRANDES, ARRRRRRRIBA!!!! *does the mexican hat dance*
>>582941980>>582942049men.......>>582942093boy...friend.....
>>582944778give her a 2nd alt
>>582944462thats sexual harrasment, have you considered her feelings?
>>582944623boner
>>582944607Oh I should abide by friendlies rules?
>>582944778bikini santa alt for christmas
Have sex with umas.
>>582944937No, but I've considered pulling her shirt up and getting a good look at her nice tummy.
>>5829447782nd alt being OP in half of all turf/dirt tracks
>geef me een klap papa
Imagine how musky the girls must get under the base of the tails god damn
>>582944164
>>582945117Yeah, imagine their exposed FLESH TAIL.
>>582944036I'm not saying it doesn't exist, just saying a lot are misdiagnosed, or that at least meds should be a last resort like they were for you not the first thing a doctor should prescribe.
It is a quality ass
>>582944987>>582944607Y-you guys haven't been going all out? And I've still been getting wrecked for days...
>>582944894you seem kinda feral, should i be scared right now?
I believe Danchou will kill the flatliner tomorrow
>>582945334You should be aroused.
>>582945078Cygames will release her 2nd alt when Japan finally wins L'Arc
Where is the October schedule?
>>582945327I wasnt in this room but I have skipped rons before when I started feeling bad for a newcutie
>>582945417Up your butt!
>>582943476>>582943782>>582944097my paizuri slave
>Zenno Rob Roy>Blaze Brian>Kitasan White + Diaboring month if you're not a metapig
>>582945536I've been getting rolled harder than I thought
I'm out of chocolate milk again.
>>582944894>boy...friend.....boop luv u <3 want to feed u tiramisu until you explodeeee
>>582945327don't worry about these things and do your best anondacchi
>>582945748>tiramisu
Woah
>>582945819I still can't believe the room I'm in
>>582945334i-it's okay....I can ho-...hold back...just in need of a man...>>582945748eughhhh please
>>582945925yurr
>>582944778luchador wedding alt
>>582945868did you know you can get the same results if you keep running TT races? You get 5-10 carats as a reward, so it's net positive the more you refill.
McQueen is fun to bully but she's honestly super gorgeous and I'd kill to blow raspberries on her tummy and kiss on her butt cheeks.
>>582945925Alright, I'll take your word for it, as long as you promise to be good
>>582945868I ran 4 runs today (2 of them fanruns) and they all had zero carats
>>582945916>anon getting jailed in a jong roomFate worse than death.
>>582945417I think it usually goes up around 3+ hours from now.
>>582946007It's pretty rare though, I'm waiting for the reward boosted TT to spam my jellies
>>582946168I pwomise...I'm a good girl
>>582936080avatarfagging is against the rules
>>582945393It has been a good run
>>582944164SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
I want to drink Taiki Shuttle's titty milk
Can you not both post SiL I can't keep track of who is who
>>582946536It'd be great if they just didn't post at all
>>582946456
>>582946536umama is the cutie girly one
>>582945393I don'tI hope one of the other top earners in our club leaves so I can get off this sinking ship
Tamadanchou will you be kicking anyone
>>582946536This
>>582946780mambwo...
>>582946414T B F teio-chan, I'd do the same.
umankodex progress?
>>582936309ggJust started not paying attention in the second South round
>>582946141There should be an option to have sex on the flower field from this event
>>582944820>eughhhh pleasegood girl>>582944820alright glad i'm not the only one then>my parents separatedhits close to home except I am the one that separated three times nowmy parents always have been together and supportive so i'm really glad to have them, sorry about yours anon
>>582946980Need Ryan, Kingu and Groove
>>582936309thanks for the game, too much bullying
>>582947040>>582936309well deserved third place x2gg
>>582936309gg can someone link me that yaku pon chii cheatsheet again
>>582946949worse
>>582946634I need Still to rape me.
>>582947187If I watch these logs will I see you in furiten?>>582947124You won one, that's all that matters
>>582947237*gasp*
>>582947265>If I watch these logs will I see you in furiten?don't know what any of that means...
>>582947187
>>582947320Special
I have fapped to completion looking at McQueen's ass
I want these 3 to interact more and more and more.
>>582947397dacchi.....
>>582947187someone posted a slightly better one at some point but i forgot to save it
>>582947397bwo....
>>582946780I'm not letting our B+ club die harder by leaving
>>582946536Press the avatarfag button and see if they both die.
>>582947540
>>582946536there's a new one?
I thought I had something going on with this but I forgot it was 7 pairs and not 5 pairs + triplet.Time to wipe my tears on another 5 fanruns for danchou.
>>582947610I would never press the button on umama
>>582947668stego cutekill the other thing
>>582947610I will always press the button on umama
>>582947569You people can't possibly begin to comprehend how badly I want to have sex with Mihono Bourbon.
>>582947795She is one of the more well-endowed umamusume.
>>582947610I may press the button on umama
>>582947610i will press umama girlboy button if you know what i mean
>>582947853I'd bark for her
>>582947569Then kick the 10 people who haven't even done 2 runs a day
>>582947985What
truth isthe styles with best sexiest umas are fronts>late>pace>*nd
>>582948129I'd get on my knees, roll over, and bark if Bourbon commanded it
ass wonder has a cuttana
Team Titties or Team Ass?
>>582948175I see. Reversing roles is powerful.
space on my face
>>582947985Many feel like this
>>582924329>>582924815Soon!
I'm so
>>582948407team tummy
>>582948150Pace has Super Creek and Gentildonna, so you're wrong.
>>582948476uni on my cuni
REMINDERfront = gaybottomspace = chaserssurgers = straight switchclosers = virgin
>>582948150None of the fronts are sexy>KitasanOff-model tits don't count
>>582947795She's the only uma I ever dickrolled on. Mostly cause I didnt know what I was doing, felt nice getting a Plat with her
>>582948684Golshi is a virgin?
>>582948615gentil is a late now
>>582948768Yeah, she's saving herself for a Trainer that can keep up with her.
>>582948150Lates are great
>>582948407burying my face in her butt>>582948436burying my face in her chest
>>582948742Stop it. Maruzensky, Bourbon, and Kita with normal size tits are sexy as fuck.
Hitler was right to send the homosexuals to concentration camps
Uma Live update?
>The autumn leaves should be very pretty by now. Let's go see them together next week...ah, or how about right now? That okay? I'm serious. Love Stego.
>>582948150
>>582948767I rolled for her cause I love her seiyuu. It helps that she's mega hot though
Have we considered the fact that Mejiro Palmer is sex?
>>582948150pace and lates have MUCH sexier Umas than fr*nts
>>582948932>insecure isaac
>>582948932
>>582949042No cause she's ugly
>>582948932Homosexuals are fine. The ones on /uma/ are not
>>582948932>genius göring
>>582948992Why did sloppa make her boobs smaller than canon?
>>582948932umapyoi with Ruby.
>>582949079I'm talking in terms of percentagepacers are the most saturated style with the most forgettable umas. 1 sexy pacer like Dantsu Flame won't help change the ranking when there's 10 other literal whos
There's some really sexy fronts like Daiwa, Bourbon, Maru, and Verxina.
>>582948932Ruby would say this
>>582948150but my wife taiki is a pace...
>>582949081Insecure of what
>>582949079Skill vs Spam
wyell?
feeding SiL posters until they explode (non lethally)
>>582948976cute dress
>>582949306being """straight"""
/uma/ club really turned into uma&co lite in just a month
nᵃnᵒ
>>582948932Hitler was an idiot
>>582949479Reformed and ready!
>>582949479it always was
>>582949479It was always there.Someone just kicked a hornets nest.
>>5829494431 would be nice. I can sleep surrounded by cute girls that smell good.
>>5829494436 so I can kill those two faggots
>>582949542Yarr, she no longer be a scallywag, and is ready to plunder!
>>5829494431
>>582949443DOTO NO DON'T SIT BY THE EMERGENCY EXIT DOTO DON'T OPE
>>582949638Prostitots
>>582949443rolling
>>582949476Projection
>>582948980>f-fronts will die in 4 years you know...>pace will be the meta once cygames milk pace chaser players with 3 ssr cards every months!
>>582949690But I am the one getting paid to visit their dorm at night
hanshin juvenile phillies
>>582949634lmao
i need ohimba
>>582949840how come pacekeks tout themselves the most f2p style while having the most powercreep cards coming out?
Bobo has made you cum before
>>5829494436 so I can be there when the Fat Bastard does his sudden analysis on how bad Manhattan Cafe's shits are gonna be because of how much coffee she's drinking.
>>582949801keep seething at us then straightsissy~
>>582949250>I'm talking in terms of percentageAnd you'd still be wrong. Fronts at MOST have what >>582949258 said, and you can't argue quality over quantity when Pace still has the sexiest Umas in the game despite the literal whos clogging up the rosterAnd lates mog the shit out of Fronts too
>>582949763youre beaSNEED SNEED SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
i dont care about styles i just wanna run hot umas
>>582950010>victim complex
>>582949042she's not even the sexest Mejiro
>>582950143Well yeah Gold Ship is
Radically straight men are usually insecure of being a man, so they come up with things that 'a man should be'
>>582949443>3, 5, 8Which one is the reddit spot?
>>5829494436 is the 'its over' isle
>>582949953I don't bloody think Sharia allows that
>>582944621my mouth would go nowhere near horse pussy that has hair on it
>>582950265A man should be horny for Mihono Bourbon
>>582949443rollan
>>582950265Fuck off, tranny.
>>582950341See? This one things that 'a man should respect women'
>>582950274stfu bout 5 lil nigga or ill heem u
>>582949942
>>582949443very hard choice>1right next to Kita, can talk to her and Dia for hours while we laugh at Golshi driving McQueen insane in the row ahead, and Kitasan falls asleep on my shoulder>3VERY HIGH ENERGY SPOT, Golshi will make trouble constantly, I get to banter and instigate Daiwa & Vodka's antics even more, and right ahead is my favorite uma ever (Suzuka) so we'll rope her and SpeFAT into our conversations>5bad for your heart. Seated between an endless well of self-deprecating kindness on the one hand and the Energizing Bunny of Positivity on the other, get to sing retarded songs with both of them and talk to Suzie and the Racist.
>>582949956pacekeks be like: "pace is the strongest style you just need to pull teio mlb, fenomeno mlb, fine motion mlb in the span of 3 weeks!"
>>582950408When you kill yourself, can I keep your skull?
Which clubs don't have trannies in their ranks?
>>582949973She hasAnd I have made her cum too.
>>582950135He's a Victim Complex Vance
Sorry danchode but fan count is owari da.
>>582949443Sitting with my lovely trainee.
>>582950536No, you're too wholesome for that.You would never hurt anyone, especially if it's a girl.
What are you selectoring in 2nd anniversary? Are you buhi'ing?
>>582950639>remasteredpeople need to stop calling shitty HD re-releases remasters, especially when it comes out of KEIO FUCKING TECMO, the jews of Japan
>>582950797That is a man.Men have the capacity for evil.
odds my flatties get blasted after gibsevens i forgive them and let them live
If I shit my pants, would Super Creek enjoy that.
Kitasan is THICC
>>582950905It's literally a remaster though. Different mechanics and remade with only retaining the original cheesy dialogue.
thing song is comfy
>>582950905Tecmo needs to release an en version of that horse management game. And a modern version of Gallop Racer.
>i am the only south american itt
>>582950921A man has balls. People who cry about gays on 4chan have none.
>>582951071SO TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>582951041I stand by my statement in a general sense, also with the fact that Koei sucks monkey dicks.
>>582951151Your butt buddy has lied and slandered me in your discord and it has leaked here.I will invalidate their gender identity if I feel like it.
>>582950086I went to gametora and filtered by A front and found 2 umas I wouldn't fuck and/or have never heard of tbhdesu. This number goes wayyy up for pacers and the list becomes thrice as long as well. Lates have a big roster too but they have a lot more quality picks and less literal whos vs pacers.also why isn't quantity over quality valid? how sexy an uma is is pretty subjective, but if they're sexy or not is less so.
>>582951041NTA but wouldn't that make it a remake then? Isn't a remaster just an HD version or whatever the fuck they call it nowadays
>giving a shit what other people sexual preferencethis speaks insecurity no matter how you try to twist itimagine not being bi and getting the best of both worlds
>>582951280Who? What?
>>582951280qrd?
How about you make an on-topic post?
Does anyone have the image that shows which team position goes to which position in the end of event display?
>>582949638THEY WERE SO CUTE WHEN THEY WERE LITTLEwell, Dia is cute when she's older too of course. Kita not so much
>>582951436Yurr
>>582950896Bootka, I like her and seems like a strong late parent. I'm wondering if I should max out wit Nature by that point still, I don' think there's another good source of OYL for a while at least.
>>582951579you first mr gooner
>>582951718Sex with Yae.
Breeding Umama (as a horse)
I exploded, much better
>>582951160
>>5829517812 wrongs don't make a rightyou can't breed a tranny and a horse can breed with a human
bootka shoejob
Some people are unable to become reformed and ready and will never belong in a community
>>582951880better release the stress instead of keeping it in nonny good job
>>582952003straights facts, sishungy now
>>582951718nyo
Reformed and r-pffffftttt
>>582951579look at these sick inspos on a lowroll run
>i am the final remaining end closer main still in /uma/
>>582952138>Dead
>>582950896I wanted to select Inari One but I got spooked by her so I don't know who to pick. Maybe I'll just save for 2.5 so I can get Laurel
>>582952105what's on the menu?
>>582951280>folded
>>582949634
>>582952441This pic isn't being fair to mambogirl. She looks sick here
>>582952206I love this meme
>>582952441prettiest uma VA?
>>582952389burrito
>>582952606dream journey
>>582951160if I was Dia's trainer I wouldn't last a week before losing to her boobs.
Do umas appreciate a good orgasm after a race?
>>582952606creek and dictus for mehaven't seen a better one
>>582952606Kris S has nice facial structure
https://training.umaladder.moeNo one told me about this website...
Can we have a club drama thread next
>>582953062go back to pcrg
>>582953062No
>>582953062NO
>>582953062it's in discord
>>582953062
i hope nobody leaves so i don't have to do anythingt dancho
>>582952687what filling? i like carne asada with cheese and sour cream
>>582946908Not danchou, but he hasn't mentioned anything of the sort that I've seen
>>582952840IP grabber, do not click
When does it start the kitablanco flatline period?
>>582953537
How long till people start getting booted and leaving clubs?
