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frog thread
>/V/ tards in the thread already
How long till people start getting booted and leaving clubs
I've been away from the thread all day, could you all give me the tea?
Tachyon LOVE
>halfway through run & neither of your required event chains have gone past 1/3No worse feel
Don't leave your laundry near your Uma, Trainer-san.
maybe brian is my favorite uma because I really like mokou huh
>>582953531pls respond
Enjoying this new development with Umama turning into V 2.0
>>582953726they'll rush in later half senior after you picked up all the songs
BOCA
Sex with Bourbon while Rice watches
>caught 'em all>got all rating rewardsNow what
the uma&co PURGE is happening tomorrow. apply now for S rank. 8M daily fan quota
>>582953865wait until october schedule
>>582953850For me, its Nue
>>582953889telling lies won't make them true no matter how much you keep repeating it
>>582953889That shit is fucking buggy!
>>582954038gotcha ty bwo
>didn't realize the quiz we had earlier was randomized instead of in order so I'm essentially fuckedMaybe I should visit this thread less often...
>>582953889Me thinks umama is just leaving since Allen has no spine and won't kick her
>>5829540178M daily is enough for S rank?
>>582954017>8M daily fan quota
>>582954198yes,8 * 30 * 30 is 7.2BBottom S is 4.31B currently
>>582953889qrd?
>>582954050good taste
slick squirtstraightaway squirtfinal squirt
>>582953850Probably not, since I also like Mokou and not a big fan of Brian.
>>582954392Anal or doggy?
>>582952840Just how many more uma sites were gonna need.Fucking insane
>>582953537what is doto planning here
>>582954198on average 8M daily is enough to hit S you can have a few doing less like 5-7 and is still enough just can't have the whole club doing that
eishin flash helping biwa hayahide find her final solution
For anyone interested in a casual B+ club, Buttsweat has a spot and may have up to two more spots next month.Dailies are enough, auto runs are your friend. Relatively active chat, good advice and a good qi flow to bless those runs and possibly your cheeky lucky tenners too. If you need to be less active for some time just tell dancho.Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested
>>582954392V & Umama are being intentionally insufferable this week because they're both eloping to a random discord S rank clubYou didn't hear this from me though~
Sex with Rice while Bourbon watches
I knew I should've MLB'd Fuku's speed card... AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>582954565I've read this as her anal solution
>>582954434who is your favorite?
>>582954692Oguri
My trainee lost a race and keeps asking me to spank her as punishment. I went to Tazuna because I felt uncomfortable and she did nothing
>>582954608*S+get your dets right sis
we should be targeting currenfags
>>582954841Many are saying this
>>582954608Schizos being schizos, what else is new?
>>582954841Umama is the OG currenfag dramanigger
>>582953892It's fucking overrrTHIS CARD ISN'T EVEN IN MY DECK & BOURBON IS STILL 1/3
>>582954932ok? this somehow changes the fact that we need to lynch currentards?
>>582954841targetting which parts of us?
>>582954932He's the one who doxxed Totopo?
>>582954826at least yours doesn't make you strangle her as punishment
>>582954987To completely kill the weeds you have to pull it out by its roots.
>>582954392I literally just opened this damn general for the first time in a week and now I have to lust for Curren for the next few hours, this place is evil.
>>582954963ines just really wanted to see you...
does daiwa learn high umapower for ground coverage?
schedule in 50 minutes?
>>582954932That's Aelred>>582955017That's not relevant to Curren drama posters
>>582954692It's hard to say, I didn't go through an uma sorter.Design wise it's between Sirius Symboli and Kris S
>>582955254>That's not relevant to Curren drama postersPretty sure it was a Currenwhore who doxxed him.
>>582955254stop moving the goalpost and if you're gonna crash out after getting doxxed don't dox in the first place HRT Henry
>>582955354It was a Naturefag I remember it well
>>582954392this is the sexiest curren image in existence
>>582955112
>>582955354It was a guy from JP I don't think he was a Currenfag but even if he was he isn't one of us>>582955374What
>>582955443Staking out the competition with Duramente and Aruvu!Getting caught and running away with Duramente and Aruvu!
>>582953905
>>582953949craft a team with a theme for the final cutscene, or just never touch it for the rest of the event
>>582955254Stop larping as a curren poster if you're not going to do it correctly
you NEVER see us falco chads act like this
cm20 status?
How do you all keep having a jong room when I'm at work?
>>582955729huh
>>582955410No, you don't remember it well.>>566226338
>>582955635It's 2am here so I'm tired, I've been a Currendrama poster for months and earned a lot of honest (Yous)
>>582955712That's because no one ever posts her since no one likes her and her only saving grace is being the butt end of a joke.
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/sorting?group=horsegirlsis this the best uma sorter?
>>582955762Bad luckThat is life
need to be smothered by dia's sweaty tits
>>582955712Truth!Why did Falco gods become synonymous with excellent advice and wholesome posting, while currenposters all act like bottom-dwelling dramaposters that always make this general worse with every post?
>>582955443I liked the Brian-style pep talk she gave them prior to this scene. Brian acts like she doesn't care about others and only does things for herself but that's not very true at all
>>582955784>random ass post unrelated to the actual doxx
>>582955832But I won two CMs with her
>>582954050
>>582955832Everyone likes Falco.
>>582955947Soulless metafag.
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>582956009kinda cringe
>>582956009kinda based
>>582956028you don't see currenfags win with Falco in this thread
damn GL killed this general
>>582955903Brian then unknowingly sabotaging herself while trying to sabotage Air Groove was funny as fuck. Too bad Duramente put a stop to it.
damn GM killed this general
>>582956147Patiently waiting for Ramonu to come pick me up into GM
>>582956147I wouldn't blame GL and this problem will solve itself soon
damn umamusume killed this general
>>582956218mant did actually and we are just a corpse thats forgotten to stay down
>>582953426ok instead of spamming 500 different ingredients basically just a lot of veggies and meat + sour cream yum
>>582956147GL is kind of a cringe scenario to train aces in, the doomers were at least right about that. I am hopeful for GM at least.
>>582956147damn ura killed this generaldamn unity killed this generaldamn mant killed this generaldamn gl killed this generaldamn the french killed this general
what did I do to deserve this...
post something angry
>>582956370oh hey its that one PSP game that I'm too stupid to play
>>582956009I love swords
>>582956405
>>582955901aelred happened
Current scenario BADLast scenario GOOD
>>582955729grinding out aces
Is the real autis/uma/ danchou coming back, I saw him say he might
>>582956560DONT SAY THAT THE MANT APOLOGISTS ARE GONNA COME OUT
>>582956451
>>582956147did you forget MANT
>>582956009is this a fan animation?
>>582955773she looks like she kisses good
>>582956674No thats in the actual event
>>582956674>what the fuck what do you mean VNs don't have triple a tier cutscenes?go back to playing wolverine lil bro
>>582956598>realYou mean formerThe current one is the real oneAnd uh no, I’m joining a discord club
>>582956353>damn the french killed this generalthis is true.
>>582956341yum yum onion, bell pepper, shredded lettuce and ground beef or steak strips with 500 spices... i can imagine what it looks and tastes likeso you made the filling yourself? gf can cook....
>>582956514
>>582956749ok ty>>582956752it looks like shit unc
>>582956839actually it was the krauts
>>582956961its ALWAYS white sluts with GIANT ugly fake nails
>>582956761The original Danchou is always the real Danchou. Only his biological children can inherit the position and become real Danchous
>>582956961yummy plastics
>>582956752unc's pressed af
>>582957082Unless Tachyon becomes real I will unfortunately never reproduce
>>582956961mmmm microplastic release...
>>582957161Then the Danchou position dies with (You). Many such cases
I should start making aces...Maybe tomorrow.........
>>582956961there's no way those bags hold up to that kind of heat without shedding something.
>>582957236orenji...
>>582953531>when does Kitasan White flatline period begin?it starts the day KitaBlanco releases, which is projected to be October 18 or 19. Five days go to the shitty support card, then five days on Kitasex Blanco.I won't be logging in from the 19th through the 24th.
>>582956353>>582956147Hachimi saved MANTNothing can save GrandLive, seriously no QoL like Unity purple balls?
I'm sorry danchou. I will be taking a 5 day vacation from playing the hit game Umamusume in the month of October to find myself.
>>582957846The purple balls arent the QoL in Unity, its that Blue Bursts don't take 20% more energy anymore
I love my genius wife!
>>582957875I could not be a trainer.
>>582956860well you only cut up and add in spices whatever not like it takes any effort...>>582956961ok but this looks good ignoring the obvious
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
>>582956009>>582956451THIS LOOKS SICK AS FUCKgood on them for having actual scenes instead of the VN style they've been doing previously
>>582956961I dont see what the doritos bag adds here other than plastic aftertaste
You know what? I ain't trying anymore .
What's it like to be loved by someone who isn't a family member?
>>582956009This lacks... violence and vigor
>>582958262??
>>5829580517 and you fuck Shiraoki-sama instead, 4 and I am struck down in your place, anything else and the thread is butter on toast
my only mistake with umama was thinking he was capable of change
>>582958262Cool guys never even started trying.
>>>>>>
>check hakuraku>barely anyone using dober/ryan inheritsI've been bamboozled
>>582958356*she
>>582958356
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and divorce her for someone better since I never wanted it4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama on my tama every day
>>582958425Its going to be front hell this CM
i hate ningen
>>582958293it's pretty cool but you have to like who you are first
>>582958007>it takes any effort...maybe this is an amerimutt thing but you'd be surprised at the amount of ppl who can't cook for shit, not even capable of boiling eggs8 out of 10 of my coworkers just get takeout every day and don't even prepare their lunch for the next daydefinitely a good skill to have to be proud of being able to do many recipes
>>582958525Ah well, at least I got imagination and fics.
>>582956961dunking a helios fumo ever so slightly into boiling water...
would you actually marry still in love?
Lately I've been pouring my feelings into something called an Abuse Helios.
>>582958793if she'd have me.
I've fallen for Helios ryona after about last week...
What happens if a date Golshi instead?
>>582958793yea, I'm pretty loyal and she gets better at the end
>>582958793I mean if she sets eyes on you she is clearly going to kill you and then herself if you do anything else so what else can you do?
>>582955901Actually Falco is known for /vt/ immigrants and interboard shitstirring
>>582958793I'm in no position to be picky.
>>582958793No, marriage is a scam.
>>582958293>One-sidedSuffocating>You like themIt feels goodBut like >>582958525 said, if you don't love yourself even a little bit there's no way in hell you can properly love another person
>>582957875If I was Dia's trainer I wouldn't last a week before losing to her boobs
>>582956009>>582956451better than re:zero
>>582959062
>>582958525i think im pretty coolwhats the next no true scotsman condition
>>582958934balls crushed
>>582958934balls drained
>>582958934300 children
>>582958912Worshipping Creek's tummy
why does yanko keep asking her toreina for doughnuts she's rich she can do it herself
>>582959506>why is this character acting likable instead of bratty and rich
>>582958934ESLshibro...
>>582959506
>>582959506it's more fun to harass toreina
>>582959506Women like to interact with you when they like you
Uma for this feel? https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150302249
>>582959753can confirm
>>582959116fat,,,imagine how meaty your legs and everything else could behaa..haaa....neuron activation...haha...guhh i need to focusno melties okay nonny keep it together you are doing great
I like yankomanko but I can't get over how she looks in game without the shades
Uma for this feel?
>>582959991you posted her
>>582959991idk rulership?
>>582959878nonny.......no need to GET MEATY I'm soft already as is being NORMAL......
>>582958356Mambocchi...
>>582959991ulala
>>582958793Still in Love has -100% chance of divorcing me
>>582959991Cheval Grand?
I think its high time we get these ERP freaks out of the thread and start discussing how Star Blossom was a mistake and Cinderella Gray is the peak of the anime adaptations thus far
>>582960239
>>582960192he's getting cucked in real time...
>>582959991>Rulership already forgotten
>reddit tachyon
have you watched chiyo advice
>tachyon image>worst post you've ever seen how do they always do it
>>582960379no im already a smart torena
>>582960352Taishin
I found out the girl I've been seeing for a while is actually my trainee's older sister and somehow nobody knew
>>582960425Well watch them anyways! Chiyo-chan put a lot of work into this, you know, just look at her determination
>>582960289>Star Blossom was a mistakeI don't hate yuri
>>582960352TRANScend
>>582957875Not even Tazuna could pull me out of Dia
Sakura Chiyono O's Keen Eye*slows down by 20%*
>>582960557No you.
>>582960289>Star Blossom was a mistakeIt's legit one of the worst manga I've ever read, which was made even worse by how it contrasts to cingray.But what is there to discuss?
>>582960352Tung Tung Shakur
>>582960643The greatest Uma to ever do it of course
stinkohttps://x.com/rs_lewd/status/2105333621121056946
>>582960352>>582960576
besides oguri which uma is this?
>>582960192The bull became the cucked
I'd fold so fast
transcend paizuri
https://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsR
>>582960761which uma is the equivalent to the JUGGERNAUT?
>>582960576>>582960721fucking stupid larper foid trannycend
>>582960761y'know
>>582960761Laisu
>>582960379I would if there's a carat reward like the Bakushin one
>>582961000There is
>>582960761
>>582960949
jordan back-pocket cheeseburger
Goddess
>>582961000bwo...
>>582961087im gonna cum in the burger pocket
>>582961041>>582961103I stand corrected...
>>582960701I'll show you I don't need anything more than what I already haveyou WILL go straight up to heaven.
>>582960761>Did you know? She prefers bread for breakfast.
nips should name their horses after gold and unique skills
>>582958425they hit at a timing that is merely okay. The days of watching your backliner hit those inherits and then blast off and teleport into 2nd are over. Fronts are obscenely dominant this CM. Moreso if they're using a rabbit.
Will (You) roll for the Ojou-sama Daiichi Ruby when she releases as a playable Trainee? Keep in mind, she releases alongside Ramonu WIT so plan your carats accordingly
I had to reroll for 10 minutes to find a Palmer for my team
>>582961097that's your wife!!!!!!!!!
>>582961097The cutest and softest
>>582961301It is!
>>582956761>I’m joining a discord clubaw, I wanted you back...
>>582961249but i need to roll for laurel and neo. investing in back liners for sprint/mile is sub optimal when pace exist
cum in her eyeball ha
>>582961097Can't believe she doesn't wear a bra
>>582961363
>>582961249No... I don't deserve her.....
>>582961249I'll even use "that"
uma for this extremely potent feel?
>>582961249no she is a bitch
Which uma will watch scary movies with me throughout October?
>>582961097She's so cute! SO CUTE!
>>582961336go and hug her and kiss her right now!!!!!
>>582961521Fuji Kiseki
>>582961338For some reason, I don’t believe that’s the case. Even so, I wish you all the best of luck.
>>582961210>future triple crown OMG! (ﾟ∀ﾟ) The Final Sprint!
>>582961249why should II don't like her or helios or any umamusume related to her or her story
>>582961561hi
Umas for this feel?
>>582961561Dantsu Flame
I'll remember all of your responses when her banner drops
>>582961249I prefer helios
>>582961210>Moving Pasta Beyond
WHERE'S THE SCHEDULE
>>582961747can you remember to rope, instead? fucking rabiposters
>>582961097And I am her servant
>>582961752>I prefer heliosThat sounds like an Umamusume name
>>582961747
>>582961521hishiama
https://youtu.be/8uadHomRCy8
>>582961807You got a problem, bud?
>>582961521Curren
>>582961905>violin cover? lets go!>dog shit made using dog shit samples in a computermy fucking earswhy must you hate me so, ruby?
>>582961205heaven doesn't suit me nonny, neither does it for you...i will still take your word on that and believe you can torture my needy friend for hours, show me your best
>>582961747Remember this*whips out dick*
Which uma is the most famous in world?
>>582961905holy shit, it's the 'mu
>>582961607Never interacted with you before but I wish you the best~
>>582961987It felt wrong posting a whole orchestra when Ruby is the only one playing in that event.
>>582962053
>>582961249Yes>>582961431based roleplayer torena chad
I have a fever... and the only cure is... more Satono Diamond posting...
the rope is warm torena you won't feel a thing
>>582962118Of course.
>>582962286
>>582962000well DUHand yep no doubt about it, I'm the best for the jobnot stopping until I'm satisfied myself either.
>>582962286Dia-chan posting? Are you sure?
>>582961607Well, I'm not speaking for autis/uma/ of course, but I personally would like it, believe it or not. No offense but I wouldn't want you back as danchou because I like ryandanchou and he's doing a fine job, but I'm definitely not opposed to your comeback as a member.But I'm also a nobody who can't do anything about it. Wish you the best anyway.
Ruby sex
>>582962286Don't be a faggot and get better NOW.
>>582962321You first.Mail me your skull.
Another question: will you roll or skip this card? Some say its REQUIRED for GM, others say you can just borrow it for the whole scenario
>>582962601No man deserves all that
>>582962407No, lately this place has just been terrible.I would rather go elsewhere.
>>582962493>after training hugI swear this game gave me a sweat fetish
>>582962678cute alien
>>582962665skippin' if you roll you're a retard or a pig or both
>>582962665Depends on how Ramonu banner goes for me, you can permanently borrow it for all of GM and be fine, but you'll be locked to the same deck every time, meanwhile if you pick it up you can borrow the specific OP card for that CM/LoH
>my trainer showed up drinking potent potables
>>582962781based and true
>>582962665Going to roll it and go hard in GM, it looks like a fun scenario.
What's the gaslight about groundwork on longs again
>>582962781Fair enough.
>Rose Kingdom doesn't know how to use a vending machineCute
>>582962781Is it the ERPing schizos?
King's trainer is so lucky...
>>582963106It is a lot of things.
>>582963005It doesn't matter as much since you have more time to Ramp Up, pace up and stuff. Just have better midrace gwoo
>>582963101
>>582963113Thanks Kita that's just what I wanted for Christmas
>>582963146If you don't mind giving additional examples or context
>>582963238I do mind.
>>582962665i think most are better off pulling for it, only 200 though, pace/late have too many whale cards to borrowas a front/endchad with my own creek and rubae i can just borrow it
>>582963238lol owned
uma for this feel?
>>582963214
>>582963291Okay no problem, just want to see what we can do as a group to do better
>>582963334You can't post that
>>582963334YOU CAN'T POST THAT
>>582963334I do that to men.
>>582962392hehe you are so greedy nonny...we are perfect for each otheri need to go do my reps so i have to let you go, for nowwill be thinking about you *smooch*
>>582963426That’s not true.
>>582962665>>582963303tbf it's only used for a grand total of three CM finals so it's not going to kill you to permaborrow it, what you really should not do is skip it and pull on some other niche card like ks miracle
>>582963334You can post that.
>>582963334
>>582963123Imagine getting to suck those top class boobs
>>582963005for 3000m+ races you can skip it and pad midrace instead while using TTL
>>582963491?
>>582963096bros every time i look it's like she's getting closer...
>>582963426this place is unsalvagable
>>582963556first rate you plebeian
>>582963334I'm so lucky
>>582963426killing
>>582963334please post more before the meidos get you
>>582963005stacking gate accels has diminishing returns because greater track length means greater skill duration and you can even hit top speed with TTL before groundwork runs out
>>582963484see you then, nonny <3
>>582963507She's too perfect
Stop ERPing with my wife
why are we pretending to like dia again?
>>582963005First you should check if the track starts as a dirt track, if it does then a lot of your start of race accels will be wasted unless your Uma has better than G Dirt affinity.
I should really stop clicking spoilers
>>582963498A scenario lasting only three CMs doesnt make sense to me, or is the scenario card actually late to its own scenario for some reason?
thsi thread is shit
>>582963937it is released after the scenario starts and every other CM is replaced with league of heroes starting with grandmastersLoH is way more casual
>>582963936Listening to what a 4chan post tell you to do on 4chan is loser behavior.
>>582963912McFlattie...
>>582963936The Game
>>5829639373CMs 3(?)LOH(baby league)
>>582964073what a fucking dork
what even is LOHnobody tells me ANYTHING about it
>>582964146Because you can Google it and find a gametora article
>>582964146ok turbo so league of heroes is a mode where you want all three of your trainees to be as close to the win as possible so you just have to run really fast!!!
you guys don't actually like these "boy uma"... right?
>>582964080She's so jealous of how much guys love Dia
but i quit legue of legends years ago
ARAM: Mayhem is very fun its like a drug and you should absolutely play it.
with the bestie~
>>582964146it's just a mode where winner doesn't simply take all like CM
>>582964339I'll date a Boy Uma.
how much stam/guts do I get from a 3-star TS climax spark hit on inspiration, and can I get that twice in the run?
>>582964569rice WOULD say this
>>582964146Legend of Heroesthe prequel to Legend of Galactic Heroes
>>582964698
doki doki umas like pocky
real tomboys use vape and lowkey druggies
>>582964569I do but I get queued with the tryhards
>>582964682HOLY CUTE
>>582964869
>>582964682
>>582964339I like the boy umas with big titties
>>582964682>left to right
>>582964889I am that tryhard.
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
>>582965221>Oct 7
>>582895786Got another one!
>>582965221cm in 7 days and i have 0 aces
>>582965221>HOLIDAY celebration>not acceleratingI'm about to quit
>>582965221CM rape is inbound
Holy shit
>>582965297fuuuccck
rob roy?MORE LIKE ROB BOY!!!!
>>582965221I CANT WAIT FOR ZENNO ROB ROY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>582964416I have all of Mackie's alts and I fucking love ojou-sama
>>582965221So I only have a few moments to get my Rob Roy Ready Right after I pull her?
>take 5 days off for kitawhite>lose half my prep time for the next cm at end of october
>>582965221kitaflatliners we're gonna be really fucked for Capricorn2
coolnow what
>>582965221>Blaze Brian for finals Uhoh
uma for thi
>>582965534Sprinters are the easiest to train so it's not that bad
>>582965587>pacewho cares
>>582965574try to get a team full of umas you like for the ending cinematic
can we kill this guy
>>582965613>Black gyaruWe don't have one
>>582964339>>582964994
>>582965221>new beginningsAlways funny to see how their weasel their way out of these new year stuff
>>582965613hag groove if they weren't COWARDS
ryan LOVEim so proud of my dacchis, they really put in work to get us this far into a+ this month, and i hope our two new dacchis who will join us next month will enjoy the club :)
>>582965574Complete your pokedex
>>582965641She is the one actually threatening Long Pace
umasumi losers
>brown spam stopped as soon her card came out and it's absolutely dogshitFunny.
>>582965221
groping kris s
>8 spin bingoSHIRAOKI
I love fat umas
>blaze brian releases for finalsowari da
>>582966450She has all the potential in the world as a gravure idol. A face and body like that needs to be on display.
HER GAME
>>582966605
What is an actual good candidate for the Tachyon even in two months? What should I be trying to prepare?
>>582966910Hard to say without looking at what you have. Ideally your best loopa'd uma that you'd use as a grandparent
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>582967039when u brockedu brocked
>>582967039Epic
>>582965221SOON
>>582966910Mutation parents
>>582967039DEIO SDEPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2kQvTlS7Mw
>>5829669102* stam/pow turf pinks with 20+ whites with all the good universal skills
>>582967039Teio step? More like Deio's Ded lmao gottemRip bro
>>582965221>CM oct 7I don't even know what I'm going to run...
Lore accurate biwa
Brianbros, are we running normal then swapping to Blaze for finals?
>>582956451Performative bulldhitThey aren't actually fighting
>>582967484>*adjusts glasses* hmm yes I will gas out on the final straight, all according to plan
>>582967160
Have you been farming half off URA?
>>582967713Imagine if she gassed out all over your face, ha ha
>>582967736who?
>>582967736Too tall, no glasses, wrong hair and tits too small
>>582967817>Too tallCock too small
Remember, soda is 90% water, so if you add ice, it becomes 100% water, and thus possesses no negative health effects
>>582967713That's what you think
>>582967896Thanks Fatco
instead of a winning livedid suzuka have a losing dead
>>582967896That is how that works
>>582965221Will skipping 5 days work for the NY banner?
>>582967896Does this work with root beer?
>>582967971don't say that...
>>582966538
Dober...
>>582967896retard falco
uma musume?
>>582967742Yeppers, probably bagged myself 1500 extra carats, 10 extra pulls for free
>>582967896I love fat umadols
>>582968082
>>582968132sexy bakushin...
>>582967484biwa was a long horse though
>>582967039If you took Thunderbolt Step you would have won!
>>582967902>Smoke Screen>Disorientunbeatable build
any clubs recruiting for tomorrow that don't have a quota? I never flatline but i aint logging on 5x a day for a few extra pulls.
>>582968082she would NEVER DO THIS
>>582968420Buttsweat
>>582968148uma musoume
>>582968420TamaLove will have 4 spots
They ARE putting Montjieu's banner in the ramen scenario, right? They're not going to just ignore France's rich ramen history are they? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpjhL_9LYbs
stupid fucking fat snowboard boots...
>>582968420Umatism has one spot open maybe two if danchou kills the flatliner tomorrow but its a B+ club. We like trading pink shoes for some reason
>>582965842an impressive rally
umadex status?
>>582968267That's obviously a mile racehe should have taken Lightning Step and then proc it with 567
>>582964643>Winner doesn't take allWhat? Then how do you win?
>>582968793empty, I have a life
>>582968567surprised you don't have a quota with that rank. Tama is one of my favs though.though both of the /uma/ clubs ive been booted from started with no quota too, qq
>>582968880it's like TT where you want to podium for max scores. Sandbag strats like debuffnigging is throwing
/uma told me loh is only effortful for giga whale and for the rest it might as well be a story quest to get the gibs
>>582968793Pathetic... B-but I have all the team skills!!!
>>582968995>been booted from an /uma/ club>twiceare you a jew
>>582968793got all of them yesterday. finished all non-daily rewards today
>>582968634>We like trading pink shoes for some reasonThese torenas lookin' ZESTY, these torenas lookin' MOIST, they got sugar in their tank, they're light on their feet, they're a lil bit fruity, they play for the other team, they dance at the other end of the ballroom, these torenas theatrical, these torenas good with colors
>>582968995flatGOD...
die fag
>>582968995I've been buggin Danchou every day to add one. If he doesn't this month I'm going to stop sending him feet pics.
>>582969072if you cant read, its because they added a quota and im not doing that, it'll make me quit the game guaranteed, just like daily grinds do for every game (for me)
??
>>582968793FUCKING HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW FUCKING FUCKING HOW
>>582969053Plat title is easy for the rewardsTop 96 is not and thats the only thing that matters (we might get plaques)
>>582969269Damn she's hiding those?
>>582969275People are still struggling with this? Do I need to make a guide and post it to my club's secret Discord?
>>582968793Stopped caring after getting all the rewards
>>582968634>We like trading pink shoes for some reasonmy club is doing this toowhat the fuck? why did this become a thing? why is every club spamming pink shoes? why isn't there variety? It's like everyone's reading the same script but I know we're fucking not WAKANAI
>>582969053is basically the same people who are placing top 100 in TT
>>582969245casualGODAnd yes I can read but I just assumed you got booted
>>582969207no u
>>582969275just change the team captain with each ticket idiot
>>582969378I was more referring to the speed. I've only gotten around 25-30.
>>582968793
>>582968793I did the event once I am not doing it again
>>582969560you can get 2 per run when you snipe for a new low cost uma while changing your captain
>>582969560What >>582969472 said. I got all but one in the first two days and that's because I accidentally transferred all my Opera O veterans.
>>582969341She's your trainee!
>>582961249I actually have no idea if I should pursue maining end closers instead of pace chaser as f2p.Both Pace umas and End umas are beautiful.
>>582969312I'm not getting top 96
>>582969053At least one person here is going to get top 100. And it's going to be me.
>>582965221tell me about that Tarumae fellow and how she'll catch my heart
>>582969719you can do both. end closers don't have many support cards to pull besides the scenario and anniversary cards that everyone is pulling anyway
>>582968793Wish there's actual incentives for finishing the dex other than the bonus stat which is only befitting newcuties
It occurs to me that Ryan artists always draw her with massive chest. I guess to compensate for her ugly hair
Any more pictures of Akebono with her hair down?
>>582969446well, yeah, i joined with no quota, they added one, i didnt meet it, le boot.
>>582969750ok. you get 97th
>>582961249>Keep in mind, she releases alongside Ramonu WITshe releases aftermy wife CB and our special needs daughter taabo do though
>>582969865>facebook
>>582969816The satsifaction of a job well done is its own reward I tell you what.
>>582969865woah...
>>582969854Yeah, we all know Ryan's not that big haha...
Unbricked!
>>582969865hishi_akebono_(umamusume)alternate_hairstyle
>>582969692>I got all but one in the first two daysimpossible. There's 67 3* umas in the game and you can only run 15 times and scout 15 times per day. The most you could have gotten in 2 days is 30. So you must be referring to something different
>>582970026Anything below 90 is medium at best
>>582965221TITFUCK ROB ROY IN SEVEN DAYS WHAT THE FUCK
>>582969962Go be a faggot somewhere else
>>582969854Her sweet personality and big tits are compensation for her ugly hair is her whole character
>>582970129my favorite SR right now.God I love Seiun Sky nowGetting her MLB has really helped me frontfag
Literally NO ONE has Winning Ticket on their team. I got Bamboo Muteki and Yaeno Memory faster than her.
>>582970291Your own Tickezo?
Dober's head on Ryan's body
>>582970147I have all except Opera O and I haven't done my day 3 runs yet. Didn't even need to spend carat jellies last night.
>>582970395It really is looking like I have to build one myself. Grim.
Dober's head on my cock
i need 2 more tp to reroll spark so I'll do it tomorrowit's less clicks than doing an auto
My body on Dober's body
>>582970480Make 1 in 2 minutes of MANT
>>582970147You change your own leader to one you haven't recorded yet so you can get 60 in 2 days
if you possess an uma how can you be sure that you don't just accidentally break something or kill someone with your inhuman strength?
>>582970445>>582970147Why can' I attache two inages?>>582970291No one rolled on her because she was right after Tachyon bro.>>582970403WHich personality?
>>582970586I just do it on purpose
My cock in Dober's pussy
>>582970540fugggggggI didn't think of that.
dober body part
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Dober would definitely curl up from being exposed to this site
>>582970586If umas were real and I somehow possessed one I would probably just Jill off the whole time.
>>582970586You just never put yourself in a position where that becomes a problem
My baby in Dober's womb
>>582970750That's why we have to tie her to the bed spread eagle
Decided to go further for Air Groove and it ended up with Rudolf dropping 2 more times for me before Air Groove showed her face. Rudolf, you still have a special place in my heart for dragging me into Uma in the first place, but why?
the gluon fundamental particle was discovered by how my face gluon to paamanko
>>582969865>>582970138Bono is one of these umas I want to make love with 24/7, but I'd feel very awful because she's such an adorable girl
>>582971035Well that's why you make passionate love to her. She's not a whore that you spit on, pull her hair, and choke like Dober
Also the monthly ticket was disappointing but it is what it is.
>>582971035>but I'd feel very awful because she's such an adorable girlwhy would you feel awful?she would love it tooshe is big because she is full of love
It's done. All 68 umas. You get nothing for doing this btw.
>>582971189Just like completing the pokedex... I kneel for realism
>>582971025Some posts in this thread are tiny works of art that I appreciate so much
>>582971189What was your last uma? Mine was Super Creek
>>582971297There should be a collection of these
Creek and akebono double paizuri
>>582971370Winning Ticket. I found a random Winning Ticket in my veteran umamusume list lmao.
>>582971502Ngl after 10 years of jerking it to paizuriIt ain't the same...
Making a good woman out of Dober
sirius wouldn't do this, right?or does the french rape change something?
>>582971583My ex had some really big tits and it always felt nice with her. Plus it's just hot.
>>582971370I've said this like 20 times, but Opear O because I accidentilly transferred all mine.
i can't believe you deleted all your tickezos
>>582971604Reminder Dober liking men is canon
https://files.catbox.moe/2mvglk.mp4Lategame Velocity
Matchmaking is absolutely horrendous today. I don't think I'm getting Group A. But it's always fun to at least have people who aren't spamming Ai/Buena. I'm glad this guy podiumed.
just for that I'm going to make a team trials tickezo
Akebono could be sexy if she didn't strike me as a tard child stuck in an adults body...
>>582971759loses in a front lobby with rabbit btw
>>582972209she's merely pretending to be retarded though
>>582972209We are all tard children stuck in adults bodies.
>>582972021based たわ家 senpai
>>582972002
>>582972209But she isnt even one of our tard umas?
>Danchou is vagueposting in Discord again>>582972209Take that back you dumb nigger
>>582972325>>582972346I want to impregnate her so she'll just SHUT UPand to taste her huge tits
>>582972406Which club were you in again?
>>582969275It'll take you like 4 - 5 days if you just do one unlock per run, and 1 day to reach SS lmao.
Just cant seem to get enough speed, but especially power on Tama. I'm running 17 stam sparks, and I barely get above 800 stam, so getting more power sparks just feels like it would gut it even more.
>>582972510C/uma/ in Dober
>>582972510You tell me sistahs, I thought you had spies in every club.
>>582972618Bold of you to assume they'd admit to it
>>582972510Is it really hard to figure out. Which clubs have discords
>>582972325Tickezo is only good for this meme
>>582972576>CUMA
>>582971148because I would ruin her forever if I did...one of my greatest fears is the thought of this big ball of shininess suddenly morphing into a savage beast that only knows how to devour.I might die if this scenario becomes real.and the worst part of it is that I'd be proud of poking such giant creature.
>>582972667i can think of two other big reasons to like ticket
Do SEA men really think Akebono is big? A 5'10 chick is above average but nothing crazy.
fell asleep on accident and got up now a bit laterbut whats the point i asked myselfi dont know eitherwhy did i bother getting upthere is nothing for me hereabsolutelynothing.its about time i accepted my fatethis was always the final outcomeit will be okay from now onno more worriesor painwe are goodlet us meet again soon <3
>>582972809taishin's big attitude and biwa's big ****?
>no rainbows during ura finale
>>582972658>Uma&Co>Brick>/uma/ club>UmadashSpin the wheel.
>>582972809hmmm... I wonder which are these...
>>582972881Biwa has a big cock!?
How come there are no umas with sexy casual outfit
>>582973002It's a trick question all clubs do
>>582973063They're not whores like your mom
>>582973063Bourbon's yoga pants would be hot without the jacket
Allen is bald and 40
tell me, why is kita aryan a must pull?
>>582973167Xoguri but sexy
>>582973136ON MY WAY
>>582973167Xog equivalent for fronties until today in jp
>>582973167medium A&S for 1st to 3rd place
>>582969775
>>582972870I'm starting to realize that teio is actually kinda sexy...
>>582972870Something something, play the game?
>>5829730638 more months
>>582973167I don't have OG kita
>>582973063
>>582973259I realized long ago that Hokko is really sexy
>>582971668Wtf? Paizuri works for real?
>Blaze Brian during CM20HURRY BOY SHE'S WAITING THERE FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Does your Umamusume deserve a Good Job Award? Does she deserve praise?
>>582973259are the rolls she shills good
UWAAAAAA
>>582971370mine was SC and before her tickezo >>582971530maybe i should stop ignoring them
>>582973542She deserves all the praise and I will praise her until she stops being surprised she has fans.
Post the picture or video that made you realize you loved your oshi
>>582972870First /uma/ death confirmed?
please cygames stop adding scenarios with some kind of currency all it does is make the players play less careersthis scenario probably has the quickest abandon rate
>>582973574Why don't you go to Tomakomai and find out?
>>582973262I wish I could same the sameTeio exudes "mesugaki in need of correction" energy but actually she's just a gaki, as in a fucking kid
how am i supposed to use the CB WITH THE WIT CARD IF SHE'S ON THE CARD1??!?!
>>582973715You're going to hate the food festival
>>582973769Sweep Tosher
>>582973167she's notunless you're a frontfagshe's very strong for medium CMs, her ult is pretty monstrous. Is it the first time we've seen a Current Speed skill?
>>582973574I don't know but I'll eat them to make her happy
>>582973830camping taiki and spe reworked
>>582973787Qrd?
>>582973212>>582973241>>582973252>>582973830okim a frontfag but i dont really wanna run heris she good as a parent or just standalone? that is my question
>>582973830OG spechud was changed to current speed but NY kita would have been first if we didn't get the 2.0 patch early
What's a Curren Speed skill?
>>582973718She's the #1 and best umadol!
Wait for Daiwa's affinity do I want to clear oaks/shuka or derby/kkk?
>>582973918she's bothso strong she's even a pace parent
>>582973905
>>582973916she's good as both
>>582973916also a parent for fronts and edgy pacers
>>582973916both. White Kita is an excellent ace and an excellent parent. She's still used as frontfag parents in JP, iirc
>>582973996She’s in the Soup…
>>582973715We got currency scenarios and we got ticket scenarios take your picki personally find ticket scenarios the most obnoxious and out of your control
Who do I need for parents if I'm going to be Pace forever?
what is blud doing in the merry christmas event
>>582973916Yes she's a good parent>>582973932pic related
>>582973996>no beanskusoge event
>>582974169
I think Kitasan is ready for breeding
>>582973996I love the song of that scenario
>>582973932it makes you go fast immediately, just like Curretesan
>>582974195Kek
>>582973996So it's a GL reskin?>>582974145What's a ticket scenario?>>582974169Nishino and Taiki
grug grug grug
>>582974221>OG maruzen SS
>>582974221Good ol Ogurin
>>582974203you wouldn't put beans in a crepe would youyou wouldn't put beans in a cake would youyou wouldn't put beans in ramen would youyou wouldn't put means in pizza would youyou wouldn't put beans in curry would you>>582974323No because the act of eating food is different than just choosing songs.
>>582974323ticket scenario gives you two to three tickets to spend on a big stat powerup whenever you like. think Design your Island or Breeders cup scenario. The challenge is in using those tickets to cover dead turns and if you have more than 2 dead turns then ok go fuck yourself
>>582974437>you wouldn't put means in pizza would youAssuming this was supposed to say beans and yes, beans are good on cheap frozen pizzas.>No because the act of eating food is different than just choosing songs.How so?
>>582973645
Starting to get real excited thinking about McQueen's ass again
Ardan and Minamoto no Raikou from FGO double paizuri
>>582974548i thought she would be evil but this event makes her seem pretty cute
>>5829742215 and a half years and everyone's still using the same inherits
>>582974542Eating instantly boosts training or race gains. It's not long term buffs based on songs you choose.
>>582974584Should be Ardan and Baoban Sith it or Morgan
>>582974437>beans in curryI've done garbando beans in curry>means in pizzaI'm always nice to my pizza>beans in ramenI go out of my way to pick up baked beans whenever I pick up all the shit to make budae jjgae and you better believe I don't skimp. Also budae jjgae is one of my favorite foods.>beans in a cakeI hate cake>beans in a crepeeat a waffle also I could be convinced to try beans on a waffle
Prostrating myself & asking how (if possible) can I make a Runaway work for CM21Can Runaways even work in a support role for this CM?
Y'all should try sweet bean paste bread. It's great.
>>582974891no, for sprints runaways don't have enough space to get to max speed
>>582974590right?
>>582974661so it's GL + MANT?
>>582974971Laurel and Laurelposters owe me sekkusu
>>582974991Dantsu Flame wouldn't talk like that
>>582974437don't forget>you wouldn't put beans in chili would you
>>582974437>you wouldnt put beans in ramenwho the fuck do you think I am
>>582975197Hell no. Only thing that goes in chilli is spaghetti and cheese
>>582967896>>582967742>>582968056>>582966081NO FAT CHICKS
>>582975242That is not real ramen
I put beans on toast
>>582974962I see..I suppose I will run a third Front instead thenOr maybe Nishino (as a Late)
>>582975242AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the only bean i eant to eat is my trainee's. maybe flick it even while giving it a good ole licking
>>582975242does that shit still have the bean slime
Don't piss me off, I'm close to leveling up and you look like just enough XP
Is it too late?
>>582975490>>582975242These are AI right
>>582975492to apologize? it's too laaaaaaate
>>582975575I see.Sorry.
>>582975242
>>582975575I think for this track it's too front
>>582975540no that was dinner a couple months agomaybe even breakfastI make mine with buldak noodles and it's amazing
I did try to apologize.
Maybe we should stick with microwaves and online ordered stuff...
>>582975941nah, just make do with spam, egg and rice/fried rice for a whole week
It's megane day in japan
Chud uma...
>>582975242>>582975490so he can post this shit but I get a 3 day ban for posting cartoon gore
>wake early>sleep in the afternoon>wake late>stay up lateThere's no winning
>>582975760Make sure it's actually them first
>>582976101Don't post uma gore.
>>582976135take the wake up early and stay up late pill you get used to it
>>582976169How?I am cut off.
>>582976101someone posted cooked horse pussy today as well, I think they didn't get banned either
>>582976084thats a good day
>>582976169This game sucks.
>>582976171believe it or not, uma guro is pretty rare.
I'm eating Vegemite
>>582976339I'll never forget that PETA drew uma gore
It’s already too late, right?
>>582976392I had a ceral bar and glass of apple juice for breakfast today
>>582976171Better than last time a schizo lost and posted real gore
>>582976392Bejita?!?!??!?!
>>582976556No it's not. I don't care about real people I only care about umas.
>>582976483For what? I just got in what we talking about
>>582976698Me.
This was a cruel bait and switch.
>>582956009>>582956451WHere is the japanese katana?
>>582976735Awesome fill me in
>>582976936three generation oyakodon
>>582976994Taiki wouldnt ask that
>>582956009Is Mr. CB part of the Free Planets Alliance?
>>582977053No.They know.
>>582977101Who dat and who are the members>>582977121It means I impregnated her during my vacations in the US
>>582977101You wouldnt make it out alive between her, King and Kawakami
Stay here and don't come to the next thread >>582977273
>>582977223Halo, King Halo, and KawaPri
>>582977310Ultra sexo, brb touching myself
>>582975242Welcome to the /ck/ club
>>582977301Why?
>>582977414Because you're being a nuisance don't reply again
>>582977481I will.
>>582977481I’m sorry.
>>582977481Please give me another chance.
>>582977657You're apologizing to the wrong person you fucking retard I only made a new OP so you stayed here and solved whatever the fuck issue you have I'm not who you were talking to
>>582977121I wanted to post Grass but I barely have any images of her, and I've been posting the Ken-sama image too much recently
>>582977808Sorry
>>582963803hiya nonny am back <3got any plans for next month? we are planning something big with the club family and i'd be nice to have you, we miss you, i miss youit is not offtopic tranny janny, I am clearly talking about ingame clubs and umamusume
