Previous: >>582953537Umayuru: Full Gate! is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYaucJ1wvRg&list=PLNoVytAHV6zA >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>582977301No.
>>582977273>gives you a hat
>See chapter of Star Blossom update>Fuji Kiseki chapter>Owari daWTF that was fast...
>>582977410Love my sloppy paizuri angel
>>582977273I HATE HELIOS
How old is 4chan again?
4chin omedetou?
>>582977632I want to be Ruby's trainer and date Helios on the side
colts > fillies
SPAAAACCEEEEE
>>582977693idk, but maruzensky is definitely older by atleast a decade
>>582977954We had... sex?
>>582978003Yeah and you two just Goldshippu
>>582978003No she just showed up in your house after one of her trips.
>>582978069That's somehow more sexy
Should I play Dead by Daylight or WoW Forever during auto runs?
>>582978131Both options sound cringe?
>>582978131Dead by Daylight
>>582978131Ew, don't you have something good instead?
>>582978131How about you play a good game instead, femoid.
eyyo happy birthday Ruby
>>582978131make an alt and play mantblazer
>>582977719Same but be Helios's trainer and date Ruby on the side (Helios knows)
7 and every anon's oshi goes into heat so they can sekkusu them for 4chan's birthday
>>5829785547 and your oshi fucks me instead4 and you fuck me
>>582978131Watching the autotrain animations might be better than playing either of those
>>582978640make a jong room
hey
Replace a word in a unique skill name to make it funnier.
You will get the urge to travel to Tomakomai on October 24th.
>>582978131There's this nifty mod for Satisfactory and its called Satisfactory Plus. The increase in content in that mod will triple the amount of things you need to manage. Changes include expanded mining processes, power generation, ore changes, and a large number of new materials both familiar and alien.
>Air Groove trying to involve Aruvu with more things, using training as an excuse to get her to try.>Rulership invited her to play a game, she agreed but asks you for help to learn it since it's complicated.>Threatens to confiscate Kiseki's manga if she keeps staying up late after lights out to continue drawing it.>Duramente tried to copy her make up and Air Groove thinks she's REALLY adorable.>Gets annoyed with Title Holder not because she fucks off into the mountains to train, but because she doesn't submit the request forms to do soDuramente and Aruvu are her clear favorites.
>>582978696
uwaaaaa taishin is so good at singing!!!
>>582978696He-WAH!?We can't...
waheygood morning
>>582978757If I tried to play that I think I would injure my depression-addled, sleep-deprived, unc brain.
>>582978131wow forever as a project baffles mewe went from>audience claims they want classic server>blizz says lmao no 'you think you do, but you don't>then launching their classic server, becoming successful, then launching the later expansions>then blizzard saw private servers able to make money with classic+ content, banishing them, and launching their own classic+i have no doubt they will relaunch the rest of wow with classic+, just like they did with classic. And blizzdrones and streamer FOMO will somehow eat that slop
>>582978757Looks neat but I just know I'll play it for some dozens of hours and drop it like I've done with satisfactory thrice already
>>582978969I think wow forever will be fun for a monthalso I didn't even play classic in 2019 despite liking vanilla, so
Tachyon LOVE
>>582978131Dragon Quest had some really stellar remakes recently
I dont like yuri
>>582979321Okay?Is that relevant to something?
>>582979158i always restart, play for a while and ragequit when i run into some shitty design decisionlike how in 1.1 when they changed how truck paths work, they removed the ability to wait at stations so they waste fuel like crazyi don't think the developers actually play their own game
Why didn't I start playing JP months ago, I'm having a blast
>>582979380>i don't think the developers actually play their own gameMany such cases unfortunately
>>582977410>aislop >leabian
>>582978131witcher3 remaster came out recently for FREE (if you bought the base game already)ima be playing that after i finish this other game
>>582979660tummy sex
>>582979379Yea
>>582979885To what?
Only 10 more runs until bond lvl 11!
>>582980237>boyumaKill yourself
>>582979981Thats none of your business
>>582980237Bun
>>582980406>hates tomboysWhat are you gay?
>no paid bannerwtf
IT'S CHRISTMAS
Ratingslop, double S aptitude slop, fast learner slop. What's the point of fast learner if I have 900 dead sp after I've bought everything worth buying.
>>582980574you guys rolling on the Tachyon rerun?
>>582980634*holiday
>>582980457Run!
>end junior year with no light hello dates but great mood>get to late march with normal mood and still no datesits so fucking over
Oh right drama starts today
>>582980749Noy
>>582980574Damn that's a whole lot of nothing
>>582980661I might for teio, I have her at 1LB and would be nice to have her maxxed
>>582980684Kill localizers
Umasumi
>>582981280Good night!
Daitaku SEXlios
i want to umasumi mi life
>>582981032Dont say that...
>>582980758reee
>>582981510Is it bad to think she's kinda cute when she cries?
>>582981416many are saying this
>>582981115>100 free rolls and other friebies >best pacechaser in the game>best fronrunner in the game ??????????????
>>582981714Oh so that's how the ears are like without the covers
>>582981684Girls are cute when they cry.
>>582981750I kneel to Kita and Hokko
>>582981750blaze brian is only good for longs
>>582981750>frontslop>pacelongslopNo thank you
No one unironically likes Helios
cm20 status?
Come test your(long) umas!23138409>2313840923138409>2313840923138409>23138409
>>582982217idk how I'm supposed to build dia. On average, all I get is1400/700/900/400/800
we call her commander SPECUTE here
>>582982328>3 runawaysThis is retarded.
>>582982374>SPECUTENo one says that
>9 fronts roomSo cursed
front generalfront CMfront game
SPECUTE
Umagrok is not a thing yet, it seems
front bros enjoying their last wank before they die forever....
>>582982586Oguri generalOguri CMOguri gamefixed
>>582982328>>582982453Based and oonige pilled
>>582982678...except on LoH... and dirt... and sprints... and longs after maya comes out...and most mediums after seiun comes out...
How long do we have to earn fans for September? 50 more minutes?
>>582982794AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
so that was a thing
>>582982832There are no brakes on this fan train, dacchi.
what was the biggest gaslight so far rolling for speed maruzensky, fine motion or light hello
>>582982986When have we ever lied?
post something festive
>>582983009never rolled for finemo, but maru and LH are so good
Palmer beat McQueen in kikuka sho and Mac started crying and now I feel bad
>>582983054*3 heals proc*
>>582983054
>>582983009If light hello 2lb is bullshit, why is ancestors and guides 0-1 lb any different, might as well free up the borrow slot.
>>582983054TREEDOLF DEPLOYED
>>582983009>maru>badretard
3% complete:https://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsR
>>582983220You use LH for the entirety of GL, you use ancestors for the latter half of GM
Only TE is important
>>582982794shhhh we need to exaggerate fronts' death
>>582983352Ancestors isn't around for 1 CM
>>582983009If you are employed, rolling for finemo
>>582983359Based
>>582983418Two
>>582983229cute
>>582983054>>582983089We hate Cheval Grand here
Kitasan's armpits...
Does Independent Training let me complete missions with race requirements?Or do I have to manually do it?
what if cygames merges the ramonu and ancestors banner for global, how mad would you be?
>>582983462no
>>582982217My wit may be bad but I've won Virgo with even worse wit so who knows. Being locked to three speed cards is painful.
trying to make open leauge umas for sprint is too fucking annoyingmade this in grand live
>>582983508Yes. You can get starpieces, finish mission etc that way
>>582983508Yes, so long as you win them
>>582983529None at all, because I'm skipping ancestors lmao
>>582983529Yeah and they'll give us Throne during MANT's release
>>582983564make it on unity, 1300 speed is enough if you pump enough guts
>>582983462What if they accelerate and drop it 12 hours before finals matching again?
send me your gambling energyim going to click strength
>>582983529Why would anyone be mad?
>>582983719nah 1300 speed is too expensive
>>582983797>corner recovery: obtainedyou disappoint me. why didn't you gamble on kikuka/tenno sho?
>>582983797
>>582983564get off baby league nigger
Why is there suddenly Still practising the umapyoi dance a cappella in her pyjamas all of a sudden
>>582983928She is a dangerous lady
>>582983564stop bullying little timmy
>>582983462TWONOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>582984039stop posting this sexpest.
is haru really that small?
Post close races
>>582984348yes
>>582984267>7fine....just one more then i'll hold off until next thread
>>582984348
7 and I cum
>>582965221Just woke up dozo Previous: >>582977273>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 1 10/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3*)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>582984348her name is urara
>>582984454>daring hag>423anorexic sexo????
Everyone is celebrating halloween while we're stuck in christmas
>>582984559perfect for SEA hours
>>582984454didn't immediately realise this was about the irl horses and was wondering what the fuck shion was doing on the left side alongside the cows.
>>582984559C*******s
Didn't realize how close their bond level was to each otherIf it wasn't for 2x bond I could have synced them up, but it looks like vodka will win the erection
>>582984630>racist group
>>582984530thank I will save it for later when I'm home too
>>582984646the weight of shion's hatred and vitriol is far heavier than a hag's tits
>>582984454crazy how tahbo won anything despite being tiny
>>582984764how can helios even compete
>>582984530
>>582984650teio rape
>>5829845137 and I go to sleep
>>582984806You gotta be light as a feather to go full oniiger
>>582984749>>582984832Wanted to put the Umayuru link but was barely able to fit the schedule within the 2k limit. Also had to shorten the Dream Team event name
>>582984940Cute
>>582984454Kris you delicious fat FUCK...
Yay
>>582984981can remove the holiday celebration from event really but this one's fine too
>>5829848917 and you have to cum 7 times to 7 different before you're allowed to sleep
>>582984782this is true.
>>582985021
Sex Nature
>>582984981Have you considered removing the irrelevant JP Game News section
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE NOT DAIWA
>>582985174boot'd
imagine naming your horse "Brian"
imagine naming your horse temu
>>582985174She cute and cool tho
>>582984940dug and rape and abuse
Anshiiiiin
>>582985383Sweet Doto...
Did you know? The TM in TM Opera O stands for "The Mare"
steamy umas...
for a 2 speed setupdo I want smaru + welfare bourbon or smaru + sr pasa on my kitachan? >tachdon't have + borrow spot is for teio wit
We fucked
Taishin what have you done???
>>582985383>
>>582984513Glad to see Fukubwos using my edit
What happened to Lemon
>>582985841He was too good for this place
>>582985617no we did not
If Shakur's mom beat her up instead of coddling her she wouldn't have grown up into a mega chudDoto did nothing wrong and is merely performing her correction duties
>>5829850567 and you have to dress up as your favorite uma and cook me breakfast lunch and dinner for 7 days
>>582985898But he was a kind of sour guy...
>>582985564MLB SR Pasa completely mogs Bourbon Speed
>>582985623just go to the shrine and get shiraoki to fix it
>>582986174>4that is all the evidence you need that shiraoki is nothing but a figment of a schizophrenic uma's imagination
>>582986085
>>582985149CHOCOLATE
Around phantoms watch yourselves
Nothing will happen today, as usualcurrensisters will be vanquished
One is the funniest /uma/ activities is joining a random lobby, seeing its umama and v, then going full podium against them
>>582986106yeah thought soI was wondering if the extra skill hints and sp and conc would cover for the power hit
>>582986271
>>582986085She does it for me more than anyone else in the franchise. Its unreal
What’s the wit power and stam versions of sweeps sr yk still decent
mr cute boy
>>582986535
>>582986498Wit seiun/tachyon/dasca are still goodThere are no good SR stam/power cards unless you play MANT
>>582986450Hishi pwr is a good SR card if you need stamina
>>582986498>witDaiwa>Fuku>Marv and maybe Ikuno on my dictus if you are scraping the barrel because that one doesnt have energy recovery even if its good for stats>stamJust dont use stam cards on gl lol, just stack stam sparks and greens lol
>>582985841Even Lemon got annoyed at U**** being a total dickwad
>17 years old
>>582986341fold for right. she will have sex with you whenever you want and she will genuinely enjoy itresist left, because it will feel like she is letting you have sex with her, but in reality it is because she made a drug that makes enhances your experience of your imagination and puts your wet dreams on overdrive, meaning you are not actually having sex with her
>>582986954>all that pudge pressing against your belly>having to feel her squishy sides when leveraging her body for better friction when you thrustew
I will do a run with1-3 -- Seiun4-6 -- Maruzen7-9 -- Bourbon0 -- Suzuka
Holy shit it's him! I knew he was playing in his own island scenario!
>>582987038Stop being gay
>>582986954>>all that pudge pressing against your belly>>having to feel her squishy sides when leveraging her body for better friction when you thrustsexo
orenjis
Anything important in October?
>>582987183hokko on my cocko
>>582987183Kitasan White.Sweepy's card is nice for ends, but only if you are a gigawhale.
>>582987183Kitasan bleached
>>582987235Doto did that
>>582987183Beast Mode Brian
>>582987302Kitasan Stink
What's this stupid horse on about?
>>582987183Brian is meta long pace forever. Kita white is strong and good parent. Hokko is strong but completely dirt-locked so only relevant once per year.
>>582987501
>>582987498kitasan rape
>>582987183Kita Blanco is your must roll forever meta medium parent.
>>582987501people die when they're killed
Now dis is how you grill, Osaka-style.
So what days do we not log in to get more umapulls
>>582987501kore wa kore, sore wa sore is my favorite japanese sayingit gets used so many times in anime
>>582987810noooo think about dancho!!!
Her face only resembles her father's when she is wearing her "Top Road's father" mask.
Chukyo 1200 Falco is the #1 Potential Uma
>Second month I'm top earner.>Second month we spend in B+Is it so hard to run 5 autos a day?
>>58298781020 to 25thyou have 1 week to get your sprinters out for CM
>>582987954mambro...
>>582987104Nobody cares V
>>582987864Dancho can SUCK IT (I'll be doing URA fan runs to make up for it)>>582987971>1 week for sprint cmScenario is so ass I might just throw in a single ace with two doms
>>582987954You could be chilling here earning another 1500 carats every month bwo...
>>582987687what did he mean by this
I have Nishino, I dont need to train aces for sprint/mile cms, 1 run is enough
Tosen Jordan, 33 years old.
remember uma&co is going for S rank this month
>>582988119I have pride and dignity
When she uses eye drops, she opens her mouth for some reason.
Ohayo.. any men?
>>582988119I'd be a low earner in this club bro...I just want our A rank back...>>582987986Those guys are whatever.
I still have nine horsos left to register...
>>582988279We've got an entire thread of men. Pick whichever
>>582988220A man with pride and dignity doesn't let leeches take advantage of him
>>582988119This really is starting to be a collection of the most annoying anons in this thread
>>582988279Yes, why are you asking?
>>582988345>>582988390ugh... men
>>582988119Uma&Co but bad
>>582988279>doberhngh~
>>582988198My retard can't possibly be this hot...
>>582988218>humiliated by missing S>club didn't explodeUmadash could learn a thing or two
>>582988385name them
>>582988385that's not uma&co's chart
>>582988445Reminder that she hates men,
shacute.
>>582988385that isn't /uma/club
>>582988652??
TWO LAISU
>>582988385That isn't Autis/uma/
Require Doberwife
>>582988792OG Autis/uma/ dan hates us
yes yes yes that's my wife rightfully spelling Christmas i fucking love my wife
>>582988827can you blame him?
>>582988827He only hates us because Tyler turned his old club into a botter club
fuck yesthat's my Empress right there go slay these trannylators i fucking love Air Groove so much bros
>>582988864
>>582988385>starting
>>582988279>>582988445Instantly loses to cock. Wouldn't even put up a fight.
>>582989114Dober is a proper lady, she would never...
>"must pull uma"Sounds like gaslight
>>582989358Yes it's a skip. Do not pull.
>>582989358agree
>>582989371Why does Digitan find proper health care and hygiene erotic?
>>582989358the only must pull umas in this game are the evolved unique skill parents like stego and epi
>>582989420Her roommate is Tachyon, she knows the alternative is disgusting
>>582989420because digitang finds anything and everything related to umas erotic.
>>582989358If she makes my dick hard she's must pull.Literally the only reason I pulled for Brian and Zephyr.
>>582987151I don't get it, it's a digital drawing so how can she see a pencil?
>>582989595
>>582989541Zephyr damage report?
cunny
>>582988745many laisu
I just had a dream of kissing a dude, a fucking dude, that looked like Seiun Sky and now I'm too excited to go back to sleep
It's decided bros, i'm skipping ancestors and guides and rolling Laurelei instead
>>582990365so just Seiun Sky
gomen danchou
>>582990525retard
Golshi and the sloppa creature
>>582987183free uma pulls and Tachyon rerun
>>582990365straightest boyfag traina
>>582990632danchode...
Bokumanko...
>>582990898>bokumanko>me pussy ?????????
>>582990636Golshi should be my collared pet instead
Musumesu
>>582990947you wouldnt sex the golshi
Copano Rickey and Ines Fujin hugging
I saw Rickey flashing her panties at the playground
>>582990898Not a bokumanko she uses "ore"Still a boyuma tho
>>582991159What kind of panties...?
>>582991164Is ore more or less masculine than boku?
>>582991254Ore is more wild while boku is more mild, but both used by boys
>>582991167that's a mare
>>582991420Big if true
brianbros, what parents do i make for the new pace brian
>>582991442she's kinda small actually
>>582991509and by small I mean almost mcqueen-level flat
>>582986640Would you take a 2 lb fine mo or 1 lb mrcb over a mlb fuku/daiwa/marvy
I made a pace Spechud, shes UF1 but still ass and cant win shitPace has 0 accel sources but I have 0 front or late cards and parents and even if I got front parents magically, all my fronts are shitters like daiwa or mayaI do have CB wit so I guess I could build an end spe?
will i die with this? first run so i can change 1 wit card for a stamina card on future tries please don't joke about the medium cm being last cm i have 9 long sparks and 1 uma with 3 medium and she hit med s twice
>>582991657Yes, if your pace can't win send her end.
>>582988198>older = biggerYou guys don't know how women's body work... right???
>>582991492That's what I want to know, I'm too retarded to figure out these things myself
>>582991654>2lb finemoNo, 30 prio is too low>1lb mr cbYes, shes kind of equal to MLB SR's but her events are great, so shes like MLB SR+5% better
>>582991870oh yeah?
>>582991870You are in a gacha general
>>582991870
>>582992043Rob Roy (25 years old)
>>582991870>implying Jordan wouldn't have 8+ children during that timespanbwo
>>582991895I see thank you have an umazing day
>free SSR random ticket this monthcool
>>582992245Gimlet has to peg me no mercy and then smoke on my face
Mom umas should be FAT
>>5829918702d Japanese women age like wine
>sweep tosho witWait, she i broken for ends no?
is kitasan micheal jackson ver the one with FREE pulls
>>582991636holy sex
>>582992245look at em go!
>>582992115It would be hard to mantain such waist after giving birth to 8+ children
>>582991492opera ny, racist spe, og oguri, og creek are all decent inherits
>>582992530uma genes are powerful
American uma who is brown and fatOooh mamacita
This is the calm before the storm anons... roster changes and culling the meek will come in a few hours... But some swaps and trades are done hidden in plain sight already, they're just waiting for the deadline...
>>582992596hishi amazon after i give her many beautiful children
>>582992626currensis...
>>582992676>brownyeah>fatnyo
I WORK MY ASS OF CLICKING AUTO DANCHODE YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
ramonu wit is the next must have support card, right?
>one of my followers changed the card i was borrowingI don't remember their name, how can i recognize them and remove from the following list as punishment?
>>582992816HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>582993067If you are a complete and total dedicated front player who will run triple front every cm then you can skip for bourbon wit, but for every normal player yes Ramonu is the next big one
>>582992626nothing will happen
WTFI thought that word was illegal.
>>582993337Sex groove is a trad christian wife
>>582993214fatco always makes me laugh
>>582993214i'm starting to find rounder falco attractive ......
>>582993214fatco sexo
>>582993337based hag groove raising her kids christian
>>582993337>jews getting exposed and hated>suddenly they avoid translating Christmas with Holidaysuh oh
>Mambo finally disbandedRIP
>>582993210what if i run triple late every cm do i skip for cafe wit?
>>582981128>TeioThe card isn't even that good and dies in 7 weeks
Now that a new month is here, should I expect poaching requests? I am the #1 fan provider by a long shot in my club and hate being constrained by the leeches and selfish bastards who can't even use their tp each day with autoruns. It grinds my gears.
>>582993337the nazis didn't completely ruin the word final
>>582993674mambwo nyo...
>>582993674>>582993607mambwo...
>>582993337does this mean rulership is christian!??
>>582993674Poaching requests aren't real. You either choose to abandon your club or you don't.
>>582993635No, if you run triple late then you def want to roll for Ramonu because your replacement for her wont arrive until the tail end of L'Arc. Cafe wit is a card that serves a different purpose, since it's a long exclusive card while Ramonu is for miles and mediums. Ideally as a late player you pull for Ramonu, Jungle Pocket speed, and El Condor Pasa speed at the start of L'Arc, but idk how big your stash is and if you can afford all 3 of those. If you cant, then skip Pokke.
Which uma will get pregnant before she even graduated, and why is it Urara?
>>582993635consider that fronts are using bourbon in every event and lates are using cafe exactly once, maybe twice
>>582993805damn peeping out the /uma/ clubs for high value players seems like a given for an aspiring danchou in need of skilled players
I just got kicked.Dancho, why?
>>582993997mambro...
>>582993997You were too good for us anon. This my gift to you so you can have a head start on reset
stop saying mambwo
>>582994204mamsis....
>>582994204Bwut why bwo, what's wrong with saying mambwo?
Mambinho....
>>582994204mamsaar...
>>582994204mamsibling....
mabibi...
>>582994204mammom...
>>582993841ok that is pretty much my pull plan, guess cafe is borrowcore much like kris stamina
>>582991492Og Biwa is excellent and doesn't get bricked by being first like Oguri.
>>582994204matikanetannhauser...
>>582994204Mambosan...
>>582994237>>582994269>>582994271>>582994295>>582994298>>582994345THAT'S IT. I HAD ENOUGH! UNLESS THIS POST IS 7, SAYING MAMBWO SHOULD BE PUNISHED BY PENIS EXPLOSION CHAMBER!
>>582994204mamboner
>>582994204mabini…
>>582994463mambwi...
>>582994463If this post is a 7 this poster will transition into a cute beautiful mambling
why are you fags calling for El's shitty bird?
>>582994463mammatey...
I can't believe Sakura Laurel would sabotage the lighting systems of a building just so that she could be the one to perform the event concert instead of Vodka and Scarlet.
>>582994463mambrochocho....
...
>>582994674Laurel is not evil like D*to
>>582994674She wouldn'tShe would sabotage the lighting systems of a building so her trainer wouldn't see her coming
meisho doto is not evil by the way
>>582993674>should I expect poaching requests?People are on the lookout for random IDs with a good resume if they're recruiting, but no direct poaching. If you reply to a club recruitment, you might get another club sending you an invite... that kinda counts as poaching. Happened to me, I got poached.
>>582994204Mambro...
>>582994674Nyo, laurel isn't a schemer like that. At least, not for such a public eventIf it's just her and torena however...
everyone always says mambwo...but no one ever asks mambwo...?
can i admit something?im not actually a mambwo but say it all the time
>>582995025no way....
>>582995025mambwos aren't real anyway
mamgro…
>>582995025Great, /uma/ is a liar. What else?! I trusted you guys to never gaslight me in anything and everything!
bandai namco...
PEACE THROUGH UNITYMAMBO LIVES IN DEATH
>>582995207Aaaiiiee, Duramente, your wife is....
>>582994204umamba...
>>582995025You can change that. Become mambwo!
wow we were sooooo close to losing S rank, close one /uma/ I'm sure you'll get us next month haha
>>582995258dont name that piece of shit in front of me ever again
rickey death and suffering
>>582992245they are really funny together
cope and no dickey
rickey rickey account brickey won't be the best dirter in the next dirt cm either btw
Uma&Co is going for S rank this month!
>>582995372they're a very cool duo. perhaps the coolest.
posted it again award
>>582992245I don't remember this episode of umayuru
cool club bro mind if i post a little porn on the discord
>>582992245picrel can demolish them
>>582994725>>582994856Sorry bwos but this is the story event timeline, not the Laurel career timeline. She loves Brian in this timeline.>>582994715Doto wouldnt have been as nice about it. If she wanted to steal the show, then she would have done it by "accidentally" shooting Vodka and Scarlet in the kneecaps.
>>582995207AIEEEEEEEEEEEis what i would say if i was korean
cygays why are you celebrating christmas in october
>>582995771she has her legs split in that painting right?
>>582995771I read a book recently with an ojouish character who was described with wavy hair and I could only picture Ruby for the entire book
>>582995771wooby cute
Remember that you can leave your club during the tallying period and still get all the club gibs.Make sure to leave in 10 minutes to get a headstart on you club search this month
This isn't xmas dasca.
>>582995796christmas is like the halloween of october
Which trainee would love me despite my micropenis
>>582995796christmas starts in october thoughbeit
>>582996017creek and curren
Are we halfway thru GL yet
I can just buhi kitawhite in November, right?
>>582996017Tamamo Cross
>>582996095If you're smart you'll shitpost here for 5 days straight and get free 100 rolls instead
>>582996073almost perfectly halfway
>>582996017the answer will always be creek
>>582996017the ones that don’t know what sex is
Which trainee would love me despite my macropenis
>>582996158
>>582996202Curren
>>582996202urara
>>582996202sweep tosho
>>582996202agnes
>>582996321Digital is an omnivore
>>582995519But where is Gimlet?
>tallying>tallying>tallyingour A ranked clubs got hallowed out. They either went down or ranked up. I'm curious how it'll be for this month with just a week if half tp on.
>>582996762class division...!the shrinking of the middle class..!
>>582996202
>>582996762>everyone's in fucking B+ now
>>582996762Haythere? more like failure
>>582996762wait bricked is a dicksword club?
>>582996762Which clubs are less insane than others? Except for mambo ofc
>>582996880A and A+ is more accessible now, you just need people willing to clank runs every 50 minutes.
taiki would love you even if you finished early
>>582996940Dacchis are the only sane A/+ club
>>582996997sane people don't cheat
>>582996997>Currensister breeding grounds>saneBurn Dacchis to the ground
>>582996961you don't even need that, you just need to spend all your energyt. do exactly that and top 1/4 earner in a B+ club
>>582996890achtually gaythere used to be B+, they improved!
>>582997054>>582997061Name one club more sane
how do i improve this for autotrain fan run
>>582997131the point is that no club isyou have to be insane by default to invest that much effort into this shitty game
>>582996961also the fact that every B+ club there WAS in A or higher before everyone started clanking suggests it's way too accessible
>>582996202hishiamagentil
>>582997095They were A+ the month after MANT ended tho
>>582997172you only use cards with 20%fan bonus and dont queue 4+ races
>>582997172drop races so that you win more and get more fansuse 20% fan bonus cards
>>582997172Fewer consecutive racesRoppei…
Mambogeddon soon!
>>582997068>in a B+ clubYeah, that's why you're in there lmao. What I'm saying is you used to be able to get A or even A+ doing just that: spending all your energy. But clanking made runs effortless. Our previously A and A+ clubs who dropped to B+ got exposed as frauds basically.
>>582997172>50 racesTry putting races on the other 9 turns
>>582997172i think you should run more races
>>582996762My club banners tierlistS tier:Uma&CoHaythereA tier:TamaloveUmaDashUmatismUmapyoiRarebickHonsefunB tier:AutismumaUmaclubMamboEveryone else
Filling out the TT roster is pretty fun. I'm still missing a suitable Sprinter but slowly updating old umas and making sure that there's no style overlaps.
>>582997494>all these new umasNewcutie bro are you snacking? YOu need to have 400 rolls atleast for Mejiro Ramonu
>>582997379and what I'm saying is that if everyone actually did that we'd still be in Awe're both correctclanking has just made the slight-inclinationliners more obvious
>>582996762/uma/chan KWAB
>>582997172bwo what is your ass routine
>>582997552I'm using it all on Rob Roy though.
>>582997472I think so too but why would Laurel suddenly say this to me?
>>582997635I hope you get her in tenner, but you need to hoard>cards > umas
Any clubs recruiting with 300m per month quota?
>>582997690I only got 33k on me.
>>582997706/Uma/Club probably
i don't like what this general has become...
time to die /umag/
>>582997804They're only doing 200
>>582997820This this because nobody will give you kissies?
jongGOD is BACK!!!
Breaking my dick to fat assed Urara on my timeline farewell
>>582997820/umag/ is down the hall
Whats better for 0% uma, 3 speed + wit inherits or 2 speed + speed inherits? Trying both rn for cheerleader nattie and speed inherit seems more consistent but with less power while 3 speed always low rolls on wit and sometimes low rolls on stam. It also feels like 3 speed has less sp even though I use eishin ssr which has +1. Any scenario adepts that know how to do it properly?
I'm crucifiedCrucifiedLike my saviour
>>582997825I'm pretty sure they are at 8.5M a day. So like 260M a month?
>>582996017
>>582997816umama...
>>582996762Who the hell are some of these clubs? There is no way some of these clubs are /vg/ clubs. I have never seen clubs like uma0:/app/, /uma/niki, /uma/pyoi, calumet recruit anyone in the threads.
>>582997942GL is a 3 speed 2 wit scenario with stam sparksanything else is simply just worse
>>582997706uma&co, they're going for S rank
>>582997942What wit are you using?If its FineMo, she probably won’t land on wit often enough to give you proper energy management for a 1 wit deck
>>582998027uma0:/app/ is the open baby club
>>5829980822lb cb
>>582998027/uma/niki was my first club back in the day they're real
>>582998027they were here before you. Go sit down kid, if you want go back to june-july archives and search their club IDs there.
>>582997494Air Groove can be made into an okay sprinter. Also just Rob Roy no matter what. You can always skip a scenario in open league, but not having your favorite uma is the worst.
>>582998150>>582998202And where are they recruiting from now?
>>582998229It all goes to your ears Rice-sama...
>>582998143Should be fine thenTry rushing her friendship harder, I guessCBs starts pretty low
Ace love
>>582998335They don't recruit since all of them are comfy B+ shitters who don't get kicked
>>582998229you're big and soft enough for me
>>582998335They are B+ bwo, they just carry around a bunch of /uma/ corpses
Durandal is cuter than Chiyo.
curren is a WHOREEEEE
>>582998629>this bitch is cuter than that bitchheh
>>582998660Don’t call them bitches, bwo…
>>582998561me on the right
>>582998660one is a cute white woman, the other is a ginger abomination
>>582998629Big dog!
>>582998530goshit must feel so eerie to be in a B+ club like that
>>582998728the dog or the woman
>>582997737you are most likely fine, go get your shortstack wife
>>582998530>>582998412So you're telling me all of these "comfy" B+ clubs survived without recruiting anyone for ages including going through unity mant and GL hell
>>582998798Dealers choice
>>582998891when there's no goal there's no requirements. And when there's no requirements people dont get kicked. It's really that simple. I saw a shortstack recruitment post once during mant, so I assume they're just chilling having a good time.
Matikanefukukitaru
>>582998891those clubs are where the people who didnt fully quit during mant went. a few of my club's mant casualties are spread around the b/b+ clubs
>>582998891The guy in our club just said that he won’t be playing until the end of mant and nobody cared, its THAT chill
>>582998891https://uma.moe/circles/292596811Just look at their profiles yourself.A decent chunk have /uma/ in their bio, it's not mandatory to keep /uma/ in your bio either so some of the ones without it are from here too
>>582998229she will always be small, and that is okay
>>582998891>are you telling me people playing for fun and comfyness are actually keep going instead of those who burn themselves up in an unfair meta?
>>582998891There's zero purpose in kicking if they don't fall out of B+ and it is VERY hard to fall out of B+ unless you literally don't log in for months
>>582998891when there's so few kicks you can pick up people who post id without ever posting recruiting
>>582999363yeah?
>>582999090>one of their club members is named curren-chanThis must be where the currenposter is
>>582999363Word
I tried to join a lower rank club once HonseFun and while it was comfy and chill and anons there were very nice people, it simply wasn't made for me, I like to be where things are happening and being a tryhard.I definitely see the appeal though. Hope they're doing well.
>>582999531I hope the anon who makes these cute drawings does more at some point
besides DJ how many umas have tried killing their staff
There is nothing with taking it easy in a club
>>582999531>spoilerwe were pretty close to A+ this month, hope you are doing well too bwo
>>582999597yanko injured a stable hand with his hidden hole trap
>>582999621mambwo... the top earners are going to leave us in 5 hours
>>582999597gorushi
>>582999738Danchou I'm gonna miss you..
>>582999597orf has attempted murder charges with his jockey
>>582999646You were a billon fans away bwo, I wouldn't say you were close at all
>>582999741But I am number 2
>vb ace immediately done after first run>kitachan runs are acting like a niggerat least I only need her done and then I can just ship a debuffer into that team
>>582999597no reason literally kills you
I have on good authority the next anime will be on shion
Didn't get long S but fuck it it'll have to do, decent high roll and finished all events
>>582999892This lacks vibrator cord on the leg
>>582999892I only caught a glimpse okay...(cartoon print panties? Seriously?)
>>582999646Nice. I'm always rooting for you bwos.
kitapits fuckasan
>>582999892How was I supposed to know that she’s going commando?
>>582988537I don't like seeing my uma musume cry.
>>582998027>he doesn't know about the /uma/pyoi loreCUMA and its subsequent death resulted in shortstack and /uma/pyoi
I'm hungry
Flip some burgers for carats
>>582998027Teio.. forgotten..
>>582999943wtf why would she do that
>>583000326who (as in which chain) actually flips burgers these daysdon't give me burger (as in american) chains, I have no idea what they are
>>583000414>why would she do thatno reason
God i hate this dogshit scenario so much, please tell me the next one has less ace gluing in fucking junior year
>>582999840close comparative to the rank we were at when I joined! We were B+ plus back then.
>>583000498the next one has less ace gluing in fucking junior yearit's not true though
>>583000475wdym, do burger joints have self flipping grills nowadays or what?t. havent been to burger chains in years, just order food home
>>583000498>fucking junior scenarios for this?
>>583000481hehe nice
>>583000498why are you glueing your shit in junioryou can turn literal 2 song starts (+make debut) around
>>583000578every fast food megachain I've seen for the last 15 years has conveyor belt grills
>>583000608I glue my runs before the debut race sometime
>>583000498next scenario is literally the same except light hello is brown
>>583000608i glue when i want
>>583000761Hot
>>583000761real?
drama
>>583000498Nothing is worse than GL, it only gets better from now on.But GM will be shitty if you need to rely on borrows for the scenario card.
>>583000846there's 3 light hello and only 1 of them is brown
i want a post retirement animebrian vs biwatama vs brighttaiki and dotomcfat and sundayman
>>583000941Tama would stomp the fatass
>>583000920still pretty sexy i want the brown one though
>>583000886
>>583000897There's nothing that I have to borrow for GM
>>583000580Blue Archive stakes
>>583000941they are never giving us sundayman outside of cafe's evil fucking ghost
Happy birthday /uma/!
>>583000886here *unsheathes*
>>583001334Thank you anon.
>>583001164is that fucking piss
>>583000886My danchou got rangebanned
>>583001334it's not my birthday.
>only 1 NN this room>it gets promoted to leaderkek
>>583001393nah she spilled hachimi
>>583001560my trainee gave me this look after i told her i’m spending our day off with light hello
>>582993997Did you use the Kitasan sticker?
>>583001774
I told my trainee to take the week off to spend time with friends and she realized I just wanted to play a video game
any clubs recruiting? i just got kicked
>>583001938sorry nice nature, I really needed the Energy...
>>583002020doubt it
>>583002020Mambwo.........
>>583002020Monthly fan gain?
>>583002052NO MORE SQUID
>>583002091what’s that
umamusume is importantit's a matter of waifu and desu
>>583002152mambro...
>>583002152You've been accepted to Mambo
>>583000582hehe nature
>>583002437What the FUCK
>>583000941>>583001257What if Sundayman is literally just cafe with short bair but the outfit is more leaning into rough old combat battered style?
>>583002545sunday should just be cafe who doesn't talk about coffee
>>583002475Dirt Seiun is crazy
>>582981909>>582982018
boysex
ti ke zo
>new fm looks like ass (AGAIN)Another year of uma for me, huh....
>>583000665>conveyor belt grillsThis is where I should put my shit parents and glued aces, man I could go for a horse burger right now, they're the best
>>583002620>>583002756need to cuddle with theselove latina mommy
>>583002824what new fine motion
>>583002756choclate milk
>>583002692I love her so much
>>583002868Football ManagerI am in fact a big fan of Fine Motion in all forms and variations
>>583002824>>new fm looks assWRONG
>>583002961why would you ever expect yearly cashgrab simulator 20xx to be good
>>583003054Well because yearly cash grab simulator 2024 was good but they've now managed to fuck up (seemingly) 3 years in a row
>>583002824but what about the graphical improvements that make it still look like a ps2 game but this time runs at cinematic 15 fps
>>583003119Why not stick with the 2024 version tho
>>582998561>>583003030guess we all saw this on the tl at the same time
>>583002860hishi mamazon
>>583002824It's actually funny how football games are devolving
I really like this scenario. Got all 3 plats with low effort (no debuffers or xog too and around 10 total attempts for all 3 aces), group stage looks really easy now and final is just the usual coinflip. Maybe if you are obsessed with getting 90% winrate or something is bad. But for more casual play it's umazing. Not sure about Arima Kinen CM though, maybe it's going to be harder that previous ones, feels like it would be.Maybe it's biased because this scenario was the first time I rolled for cards in a year of play so getting to A finals took more effort for me before.
>>583003341too much words sorry
post something cute
>>583003341V DONT LOOK
>>583003119sounds like a fluke
>>583003467oh right he didn't get a single fucking plat with this scenario
>>583003232I mean thats basically what I'm doing whenever I feel the occasional itch.>>583003184So true. Glad the studio head hired a community manager to be their guy to take all the heat after overpromising and underdelivering for the past few years. What a fucking incompetent retard he and his team are.>>583003340I grew up playing FIFA (the game) but thankfully managed to jump ship pretty early. Think the last one I bought was 10? Dont worry though, I'm sure FIFA (the money laundering scheme) will announce thwir incredible EA FC competitor any day now.Umamusume. Sex with umas.
>>583003441
>>582999841I am not a number I am a free man
>>582998561>>583003030>draw girls>call them men
>>583003009yahoo fm got a ramen costume is so fitting
I really like this scenario.Got all 3 plats with low effort (xog + 2 debuffers)
>>583003341yeah it’s pretty chill, hope the game remains this casual going forward i cba going through the motions again like during mant
>>583003795same but only two platsliterally did my first manual run the day that first cm opened and got plat with the xoguri I made on my second run
I finished twice by a head in finals twice in a row now. Personally I think this scenario is dogass
>>583003795i only have 2 plats with low effort (xog + 2 debuffers)i hate this scenario
>>583003930sounds like umamusume to me
>>583003930i thought you were talking about a blowie
>>583003341i got 90% winrate and lost all cms
I am thinking Brown
>>582997172lowered my race count and reduced as much 3+race chain
>>583003340show me a SINGULAR long running game franchise that hasn't been devolving in the last decade.this isn't exclusive to sports games, far from it
>>583004207please be in my club
>8 stam>6 long>3 turfWhat we thinking about this Dober?
it's time to come home torena
I'm able to smell the incense again
>>583004274where are all your whiteswhere's your cleric grass gp
>>583004268but im already in the club
>>583004274Looks good anon
>>583004342Im bad at loopas and doing pinks and blues
>>583004274pretty nicebut wheres uma stan
Give it to me straight, what is the good and bad points of GM and how ancestors card help or not with it.
>>583004471it's near uzbekistan
>>583004207>those statsyou need to run ura TARDBWO
>>583004253Mario
>>583004518You really should be asking the JP thread, not us
I guess I'm doneI'll fish for a cingray team thencreek tama ogurin inari ardan chiyo
>>583004580Quality bait this. The toddlers will love that one
>>583004518it's GL but with 3 kinds of tokens instead of 5 and you only get 1 token per turn>how ancestors card help or not with itancestors gives you 2 tokens when you train with it
chiyonowo
>>583004518>and how ancestors card help or not with it.Idk i'm newcute, but you get scenario points and with ancestors you will get more of them, so it important>good1500 cap of speed
>>583004518>the goodIt's not GL>the badIt's not L'Arc
>>583004620>>583004665
>>583004568why URA over the other scenariosmy train of thought was running unity for more free stats to make the races easier
>>583004805stats don't matter for races when bottingyou run ura because you get double rewards at half tp, and you're not hitting good stats in a fan run anyway
chiiiyo chiyo chiyo gayono o doki doki doki do
>>583004076same lol, always 2nd place
>>583004207You only need to run g1s for affinity, running more races don't give you that much aside from the skill points.
>>583003838As long as level of randomness stays the same as in GL it would be the same chill. Hope it doesn't decrease much. And I think many players just burned out and send whatever they managed to make in a few days.
URApe
>>583004862>ura half TPlmao i didnt notice that
>>583004879DO NOT SING THAT
>>583004805If you are running fan runs you can get like 200 carats a day rn on URAThink it lasts for 4 more days, its been going on for like a week
>>583005149>>583005149>>583005149hat test
>>583005157>Think it lasts for 4 more days, its been going on for like a weeki didnt know....
>>583004507I imagine Nice Nature spitting slurs beyond my comprehension in a deep Scottish accent and it makes me hard.
