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whore
I look like this
>>583005149villain thread
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>583005313my queen, my empress
7 and i am cured of bad GL luck4 and i place 3rd in arima kino CM
>>583005278Rice is a virgin
>>5830053784 * 2…
>>583005298Don't say that...
wahey>>583005149>old schedule no...
>tired after a 12h shift>work again>https://youtu.be/o5kI-LrbcFg>happy again
>>583005494Counterbake
>>583005149nice hat, but it's october now you VILLAIN
>>583005509wagiecuck at its finest
Fucking hate Rice Shitter
>>583005592That's not kinda nice
>>583005592many are saying this
boohoo
dramma?
>>583005509Falco has never made anyone happy.
>>583005528never
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
Wifebo
>>583005668heres the fresh sizzling drama*unzips*
7 and you just shut the fuck up4 and you keep going
>>583005689true, she missed angling proc in the last dirt mile CM finales and lost me the CM
Fatass
>>583005668danchou has started listing names in chat and mine was in there too but idk what he means by that
who are we poaching this month fellow /uma/ club members
>>583005668danchou instituted mandatory penis inspections...
>>583005149>old schedulegwo...
>>583005878V
>>583005736I believe Shiraoki-sama will reward your faith in due time
dating my trainee
>>583005878UmaDash refugees
>>583005860actually, cutie
>>583005586I am happy with my life I love working almost as much as sleeping I love turning off my brain>>583005689She just did
>>5830058787 and it's another schizo4 and it's another discord member
Tachyon LOVE
My Danchou said he thinks I'm more suited for Mambo instead of our club, what does that mean?
My trainee caught me drinking alcohol even though I promised I'd stop and now she's trying to end the contract even though she scouted me because she thought she "could fix me"
>>583005951and fucking my trainee
Any club imploding? Last month was fun.
>>583006089means you're a hard worker that grinds 60mil fans per month
>>583006089it means your erp is lacking
>>583006089it means you're making shit up
>>583006120only umadash
Which Mambros will be kidnapped by other clubs?
>>583006118>>583005951Not allowed
I don't think I can remember the last time I was willing to do maths prior the umacalculators were made to keep up with my carats
>>583006328i hope it'll be me
>>583006371>tags: forbidden_love
>>583005878Reverse umama
>>583006485what does that mean
Anyway, Mambo will be recruiting 3 new /uma/dachi in three hours
>>583006575Danchou is kicking it, trust the plan
Dober would
>>583006485reverse umama be like "rruy"
Drama always happens after 1st day of the monthWhen someone else Leaves the club for other clubI thought Curen drama posters know this
Convincing Tanhauser anal doesn't count
>>583006671hhhgue
>>583006631No he isn't
>>583006329
Drinking expensive rum for the occasion. It had to be done.
3 more months!
>>583006939welcome to /Uma/Club
morning
>>583007057good morning dude
>>583007057Good morning
Convincing Dober anal does count, is extremely inappropriate for a lady's first time and that she needs to look at a mirror the entire time
>There is a pace Halloween rice with 87% WR in 3k races in hakurakuActual forbidden arts, there no way
Oh shit a game I like finally got a complete fanTL. I'm sorry danchode but I'm flatlining on the first day.
>>583007024wrong
>>583007059Sex with the one on the left. Marriage with the one on the right.
>>583006939I picked up an 18 pack of PBR thinking it was a 12 pack last week and I'm almost done with it
>>583007146Which?
I thought they couldn't use their techniques outside the racetrack
>>583007059Sex with the one on the leftMarriage with the one on the leftCNC with the one on the leftGrowing old with the one on the left
We fucked
>>583007247The Zone is vast and mysterious
>>583007298t-that's not digitan!!!
>>583007218Swordcraft Story 3 for the gee-bee-ey
>>583007207For me it's either red wine or rum-pepsi. Umamusumehttps://youtu.be/OwzjXOPbz9Q?si=qI6K9CE_9jFWcd9V
>>583007298rape is wrong
Mambo
Sex wirh Granny
>>583007176It's easy to make a drunken mistake, I'm sure nobody will think you actually intended to go to /Uma/Club. The rum was just a bit too strong and you misclicked....
>>583007424Neat
>>583007247they can kinda just use them whenever
>>583007247i don't get it what is she doing
>>583007430I don't mind a rum and coke, but I prefer sake to wine. Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>583007595Zapping the control panel to open it
>>583007498It's 60%, but my consciousness prevails and I don't drink enough to lose it. I hate losing control of myself.
>>583007443
>>583007595Using the electricity from Emperor's Divine Might to open the door lock to the trainer dorms
>>583007298you know she's enjoying it
I love my umawife
>>583007678Good sake is hard to come by. And Italy's cuisine is closer to my preference than japan.
which umas are known v umases
>>583007684>>583007707sasuga
>>583007687memes aside, I think you would actually enjoy the club if you joined, of course you'll open yourself up to shitposting from this general which you probably won't wannaa deal with and you maybe you have some other reasons to not wanna join.But ignoring all the shitposting it's just a fun club with fun events
>>583007894I don't pair alcohol with food usually, but that's more a result of being an alchie and drinking for the sake of drinking. Umamusume: Pretty Derby - Haru Urara Ganbaru!
can you go tickle each other's microdicks somewhere else?
>>583005878me
>>583008227Microdick tickling is /uma/ culture
>>583008227I think you're just jealous that you aren't included in the fun
enough
>>583008114what if I hate fun
>>583008227my uncle said it's big though
>>583008515Bwo...
>>583007176Can we poach your members instead
>>583008515He says that to everyone
>>583007057
>>583008227/uma/ is a certified big dick general
>>583008468but nobody hates fun...
>>58300768760% ABV rum? What the fuck bro, who makes rum that strong?Or is this 60% in some esoteric burgers?
>>583008446don't remove your avatar just to concernpost
i want taiki to use her unique on my face
>>583008162You should definitely try making carbonara and eat with with a glass of wine. It's quite amazing how a meal could enhance the alcohol effect
>>583008658My dick is average but thanks
>>583008665I used to drink 80% in college nigga rum is usually one of the highest proof spirits
>>583008784South Korean average?
>>583008665This particular one is from Thailand called Naga. First time trying it, quite smooth I must say
>>583006718>Scottish accentI mean... sure, but why?
>>583008662I'm actually quite allergic to fun, sorry to say
>>583008959the nige drinks naga in niigata at night
>>583008665navy strength spirits are around 60% but you start losing most of the details to the ethanol
>>583008784you can say a lot of things about us teiobros but at least we don't have a tiny package
>>583008780Unfortunately I've picked up the mindset of "the calories from 4 cans of beer replaces a meal". Granted, alcoholism is on both sides of the family so I shouldn't be drinking at all
>>583009004Idk, I'm just wired that way. Not even from the YooKay
so do we get two star CM titles next cycle or is it done
>>583009332its done
>>583009189>>583009210Fair enough, I suppose
>>583008806Might as well be drinking everclear or absinthe if you're doing shots of 80% alcoholNow if you're trying to say 80 proof aka 40% ABV aka standard rum alcohol content then you're an idiot>>583008959>>583009063Yeah so I'm learning. Strongest rums I've ever seen were like 45-47%, interesting.
>>583009332Pisces and Aries are GM CMs
>>583008446v's absolutely butthurt after being mentioned once
>>583009004because she's a redhead bro>>583008927>average in south korea is 5 inchesI thought it would be something funnier like 2, no, add 1 inch more to the average of South Korea which
>>583009360lame
>>583008959>>583009006>>583009210hooray i'm actually online early enough to talk to you! I always wanted to offer encouragement and talk about how I avoid the dreaded "danchou burnout" but that's maybe a conversation for another time. i hope you experience an uplift in everything going forward
>>583009364
>>583009520You should use the extra free time you have today to watch Bakemonogatari
>>583009394Black Seal 151 Proof is what I would get, it was actually quite palatable so I disagree. Idk why you're being hostile
>>583009520To you as wellHappy gaming and long living
>>583009515Don't post naked Tama...
>>583009815mr cab
I want to umapyoi but umas dont exist
>>583009520>one of those is not a (You)Thank (You). My honest opinion is that I've been a danchou for over a year. I failed to push my club to S despite attempts and it's time to let someone else be the danchou. I doo want to see how other clubs operatte on a day-to-day, because as a danchou that's something I couldn't do. Ecstatic to see the club browsing menu for once since the launch.
>>583005149Uma is alive and well.Trackblazer cant kill usGrand Live cant kill usOnly draft to die for WW3 could kill Uma at this point
>>583010014NUMBERFAG GENOCIDE WILL BE THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE I DEALT WITH YOU FAGGOTS FOR YEARS CROPPING UP IN EVERY SINGLE HOBBY I'VE EVER HAD, SHILLING FOR OTHER PRODUCTS BUT NEVER LEAVING THE FUCKING THREAD OR HOBBY. LIKE LOCUSTS YOU FUCKED SWARMED AND CONSTANTLY POSTED "DED GAME" "DED SHOW KEK" "DED SERIES THIS" "DED DEV THAT "OH NONONONONONO??? NUUUUUUMBERS" LIKE THE ONLY THING THAT FUCKING MATTERS TO YOU IS A GOD DAMN NUMERICAL STATISTIC INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE THING THAT IS BEFORE YOU. YOU WOULD RATHER LOOK AT FUCKING NUMBERS GO UP UP AND UP FOREVER LIKE A PASTE EATING SNOTBAG SHOVING HIS FIFTH HANDFUL OF ELMER'S GLUE DOWN HIS FUCKING GULLET AND REMARKING IT TASTES LIKE POPCORN. I WISH YOU FUCKERS COULD ALL JUST JUMP OFF A CLIFF OR GO ANYWHERE ELSE, IT'S NOT A FUCKING RACE OR ANYTHING, I HAVE SOMETHING GREAT IN FRONT OF ME SO IF YOU CANNOT APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE OF A LITTLE TINY INSIGNIFICANT NUMBER ON THE STEAMCHART IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH FOR YOUR FUCKING LIKING I SUGGEST YOU SHOVE THE BIGGEST BAD DRAGON DILDO UP YOUR ASS, RAM IT IN AS FAR AS IT CAN GO, EPOXY YOURSELF DOWN TO YOUR FUCKING SEAT, AND BRING UP THE US NATIONAL DEBT NUMBERS BECAUSE THAT NUMBER IS GOING TO KEEP GOING UP FOREVER AND YOU GUYS CAN KEEP HYPING THAT NUMBER UP AND YOU CAN MASTURBATE JACK OFF OR DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU UNWASHED FUCKING TROG CUNTS DO AND LEAVE MY FUCKING HOBBIES ALONE GOD DAMN I HATE YOU NUMBERFAGS SO MUCH AND I BET YOU ARE ALL GOING "HURRR CYGE SHILL???? ARE YOU PAJEET????? YOU MUST BE SEA" NO I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE THESE THREADS FILLED WITH THE SAME BRAND OF FUCKING FAGGOTS WHO USED TO PLAY BLUE ARCHIVE AND FUCKING LIMBUS COMPANY ACTING LIKE IT'S THE SECOND FUCKING COMING OF CHRIST I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING END YOUR FUCKING WORLD IN A CATACLYSMIC FLOOD AND WASH AWAY YOUR DEGENERATE SINS OF SHITTING UP EVERY SINGLE HOBBY YOU'VE EVER INFESTED LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE YOU ARE GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY
does /uma/club give off annoying extroverted normalfag vibes to anyone else or is this just a manifestation of my instinctual disgust towards avatarfags and other people who do their best to post non-anonymously
>>583010014retard>>583010096based
Mambogeddon soon!
>>583010096Sanest Still post, unironically.
Idgo, why do jap artists draw City like she's going to get pissed and rape her trainer?
>>583010145you say that every month and it never happensif anything they just keep getting stronger
sex derby
>>583010272Who the fuck is Idgo?
>>583010014Which banner did people spend on last month?
uma&co will push for S in the next month or two so expect reforms and recruitments. t. spy getting the boot cause I can't meet the new 8 million quota
>>583010314a philosophical board game related to mahjong
>>583010282Do they really?
>>583010096Wait the numberfag hating autist is umama?
>>583010541t. Umama
>>583009332Zodiac only had 2 rounds. But after that once they generalize the CM names, you get a star for each repeat
>>583010096Very true though it is funny seeing us above other popular games after a dead month
>>583010109Not just normalfag but failed normalfag
>>583009815
>>583010541check the image in the archive all of the posts made with that Still image are very sane and not umama coded at all
>>583010096it's funnier when a teiobro does this
>>583010109Who are these /uma/club avatarfags?
>>583010096I love SiL schizo breakdowns
>>583010109The only avatarfag I saw is from some literal who club though?
>>583010617Then you remember that it's combined from all servers and we are at best 30% of that income
>>583010472literally me
>>583010349Global>Tamamo Inari Festival>Festa (F)>Flash speed, Oguri witJP>5.5 anni spendingNot sure what they pulled cause everything looks SHIT
Test
>>583010272more like just annoyed at torena in generaldamn bitch likes to bully him even after he gives good advice on her photoshoot
>>583010850Larc soon
>>583010109>that imagewat
>>583010850Oh true probably JP anni spending mostly
>>583010472your shortstack, sir
>>583010280But what IF it actually happen this month tho?
>>583010109the only avatarfag from /uma/club I'm aware of is yurr and he's pretty fucking far from being a normalfagmaybe take your meds?
>>583009669>extra free timeahaha, good one. i like you anon, you're quite the jokesterif i get free time this weekend I will finish setting up a theater room and watch bake with beatiful uumazing sound>>583009782>>583009931two UMADAsh danchous?!>S attempts>I doo want to see how other clubs operatte there's so much i could say. it's hard and almost hypocritically ironic to say "it's not about rank" when ours is a big part of it, but historically i wanted to make a club that was "united" more than anything and that shaped the way the minimums and what the general calls "quota" panned out. i spent so much time figuring out exactly how to operate it that eventually the stress was bringing me down as well. it took a good dose of accepting that my experience as danchou wasn't going to be the same as a regular player or member and to fall in love with that...
>>583010096meltie! meltie! meltie! meltie!
Let's try a pokemon champions room while we wait for the reset! 4296 6350 Umamusume! I'm not good btw
>>583010885• Epiphaneia (3): Featured as the main 5.5th anniversary banner character, a medium/long-distance chaser.• Fusaichi Pandora (3): Released during the 5.5th Anniversary Select Pickup Gacha in mid-August.• Phalaenopsis & Efforia: Highlighted alongside the anniversary updates.I do think though it will get better during JP's 6th anniversary and Globals 2.5 anniversary though.
>>583010692image that makes me want to kill myself
citymankotap dance of course
>>583011162My bro...
>>583011154can we just play chess instead
>>583011186the only manko that mattersnone of that blondie shit
I had a dream last night and people said yurr in that dream. I'm taking a flatlining break for mental health
>>583011154>pokemon champions
>pokemon>bakushinholy abysmal taste
>>583011163>>583011162bros that make me want to kill myself
>>583011158Those got released on August not September, most gacha sales happen on day 1 of the banner
yurr
>>583011280Yohoho matey we'll be looking forward to your returnYaaar
>>583010957That image seems to be more about the artist's fetish rather than cheva/uma https://www.pixiv.net/users/3745765
>>583010957brush your teeth
>>583010386As much as I like Uma&Co and their new danchou, where are they going find enough people to slave away 8M fans a day? That's crazy.
>>583011438whatthefuckI can get behind A LIL bit of oral fetishism, but not this
>>583011518>new danchou
>>583010472https://x.com/humikane/status/2032486571858182549
>>583011395Oh yes my bad. But it's true though last month was a dead month in both JP and in Global. Which is a really odd occurrence.
>>583011518there's a new uma&co dancho?
>>583010096holy fuck a rare 100% true and correct post in this general
Yanko's half-bro will debut soon
>>583011387post more cb witht rainer
with what am i supposed to activate ddwp for a lame surger?
>>583011630>>583011671Forget I said that, maybe it hasn't been announced yet.
I am gonna make ground beef stir fry for dinner today
>>583011740get out of here you retarded frogposter
>>583011661Thats why your question was so interesting wtf did nips even buy on a dead month
>>583011671>there's a new uma&co dancho?V
>>583011643hory shet...
>>583011808I ordered kebab
>>583011979They only got dogshit kebab in my town. Its terrible
>>583011356>bakushin>abysmal taste
>>583010096
>>583011695the umamusume will be plaptitude
Akebonus alt when?
>>583012087did I stutter?
Okay but AI really really really really really really really really really real ly really really relaly really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relay really relaly really really relaly really really re al ly really really really really relaly really really realy realy really really realy really really really really really really really really relaly really really really love Stego.
Need her
>>583010014>Arknights 6>Uma 7Donkey (Amiya) mogged Donkey (Ayabe)...
>>583002860>>583002756>>583002620>>583011057HISHIAMA SEXOOOHave fun with Bake! (hopefully)
>claim to love an uma>post nothing but off-model and ooc fan artwuh…?
Word on the street is uma&co is making ERP sessions mandatory.
>>583012350who are you quoting
>>583012121thanks this headache is killing me
>>583012159next summer I hope
>>583012067I have a pretty ok one but I wish I could eat some good gemuse kebab from germany that was the BOMB
>>583010014>ohnonono vtuber sisters our game will EOS within just a year
>>583012256Only 2 more months (ish)
>>583012409Outer Swell -> Nimble Nav -> Inner Scoop for this long cm specifically
>>583012350many such cases>I love my oshi she's so sweet and cute I'm goooosling her story is so amazing>*posts cropped ooc off model porn image*
>>583010014>Uma 7>FGO 10
Only two more month
i love furawa
>>583011154GGs!
>>583012604and the img is AI-generated as well
>calls her trainer lame>gets mad that he puts distance between themIs Gold City stupid or what?
>>583011395>>583011661>>583011882Uma was the number one top grossing game on Android in Japan at the beginning of September.
>>583012729best of 3!
>>583012604Just say Natureposters bro
>>583012756Any idea what they spend it on? Support cards looks shit, umas arent impressive
>acktually this super mega epic china/korean slop gacha made more if you take this and that into consideration your JP games aint shit mkay also AI is super based actually
>>583012643still kinda unsure desuit flip flops between dec 27, to jan 4, to jan 13
>>583012841hey don't generalize us
>>583012350i don't see tits or ass in that image
is V gonna be the new dancho can someone confirm
>>583012350no one's actually read my uma's career or stories so they don't know
>>583012350Stop nyoticing!
huge schizo hours i see
I love my oshi she's so sweet and cute I'm goooosling her story is so amazing
we love neicha here
>>583013094Notice how this was a week without a Wednesday? It always happens during these.
what is the maximum number of oshis that a man can have?
>>583013219twelve
>>583012869It was half-anni anonEven if they don't roll on banners at the time most will buy things during Half-Anni and Full-Anni
>>583013219Integer.MAX_INT
>>583013171OISU
jesse wtf are you talking about
I heard Dober/Ryan inherit for backliners is reaching their expiration date because you haver Lightning Surge for sprint/mile, and Claw Forward for long. I dunno what's the future gold skill for medium backliners, but is this true?
>>583012753tell me about it>give her a day off>take one for myself>she comes back the next day in an even worse mood
>>583005668I'd like to point out that the same set of tactics buckbroke two danchos in recent times and made them resign (kwab)
>>583013171/ourgirl/
>>583012350the staygoldtranny is purely performative and always has been. he just wants attention, he doesn't even like uma musume
total end closers erasure
>>583013403yes anon a guaranteed instant proc at 5th/6th is expiring soon
>>583013024what
>>583013403not true, ryan and dober are still meta parents in jp to this day afaik. most of the meta jp parents are already out in global
I thought being against numbers was a thing only in /vt/
>>583013624I thought /vt/ loved numbers? they have a general just for that
>>583005668Mambochou announced the new quota for next month in chat
>>583013219n+1
>>583013624I really hate 67
they look even bigger than usual in this outfit
>>583013624Number posting does not contribute anything and only invites the most petty of tribal bickering
>>583013383cutie
>>583013810ugly hillbilly cow
>>583013510>Most of my CM wins are end closers>Likes pace chaser umas moreWhy am I cursed... I dont know what to main. What scenario will be the time where we need specialization.
>>583013403They're relevant forever, and later Stego for for medium/long tracks where Dober doesn't work
>>583013624I've never seen a good Oguri post
>>583013724They do but and the rest of the board hates them
>>583012778Sure!
>>583013832Not like it's any different from club posting or shitposts about v
>>583011154GGs! (You) fought well
>>583013810I could set the building on fire...
>LGthey're fucking making electronics over in japan
>>583013724/#/ is a containment thread on a containment board, imagine that
>>583013998GGs!Second message sent late, sorry!
>>583014020>Not like brown shit is any different from green shit or yellow shitno way!!!!!
>>583014119bro they future proofed the power creepthe game hits EoS before umas will hit this new rating cap
>>583014158i'm ready if (You) want too do more
>>583014249They'll find a way to fuck up it like they did with TB and those ranks will obsolete in half a year
>>583014119The chaebols shall become Japanese property once again
>>583013892I hope you fall down the stairs and break both of your legs and your left pinkie, and the ambulance gets stuck in traffic for 2 hours, during the remainder of which you will remember this post, and be haunted with the knowledge that it wasn't just a coincidence, I did in fact cause that to happen to you.
okay but why can't I have a random uma but with her 3* outfit on my homescreen
>>583014352max is 190,400they wont brothey actually wont
>>583014249How much more are the cards contributing to the powercreep vs scenario creep?
>>583014313I think I need to work on my team more before I’m ready to challenge you againI will be ready
>>583013024>is V gonna be the new dancho can someone confirmI can confirm that. Also, he’s going to change the club's name to V&Co.
>>583013024Watch as how Uma&Co members leave when that happens
I BOUGHT SID MEYERS PIRATES AND PLAYED UNTIL 2AMTHIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT /UMA/!
>>583014523it is always scenariosdo you think this card power creep leads to quadrupling stat gains?
>>583014368Thats a British girl
>>583014819ah yes the principled members of uma&co lmfao no they love that shit
>>583014873OI SLAGFANCY A BIT OF A SHAG
My body is ready to join Autis/uma/.
>>583014562(You)'ll get there! I did a "/vp/ builds a team" last month and I'm missing last mon for the team, so I'm working on that. Consider getting a megastone for manetric, also (You) get free recruits from weekly missions I believe. Either way VP isn't hard to farm so that shouldn't be a problem. Come back strong!
>>583014873Ackshully she has a japanese parent and an American parent
>>583010109>extrovertednot sure>normalfagyesalso I think most of them are stem niggers and not humanities deities
My D&D character is going to have a horse so I need your help to come up with a stupid name for it in true JRA spirit.My only good idea so far is Fortune Teller because I like Matikanefukukitaru.
>>583014987
3 DAYS
>>583014847yarr
>>583015114So shes just a dirty Teaboo
>>583015263A lot of your favorite umas are
>>583015175name it bonita if female and primo if male, El poster
>>583015158dormnorm detected
>>583014847>I BOUGHT SID MEYERS PIRATES AND PLAYED UNTIL 2AMThat's understandable; that game is fucking good.
[unsettling news] Dahbyposter sighted mocking the council by dipping matikanetannhauser in a vat of carrot juice and screaming "Behold, an orange!"
>>583015175Call it "One lucky steed"
>>583015175Emergency Rations
>>583014847stop playing boomer shit and play more zoomer trash
>>583015451I'll go in Fuku alright
Mambwos why is everyone posting the I'm sorry Grass and the crying Rice???
>>583015175Last RollNo DicePot of GreedNat TwentyInitiativeLeather beltRed DragonGolem
>Looks at calendarSo is this still going to be a thing? Or is it wait another month to find out?
>>583014847Thats some good classic shit.
>>583015556Mambro... it's time to let go...
>>583015556I'm nyot falling for it again!! shan't check!!
>>583015535>boomer shitboomer gems
>>583015175Dongbang Force
all clubs are mambofor we are all mambros
>>583015175Swift Empanada
>>583015535I also have been staying up until 2am playing wardogs and that game has been very abusive towards me because my favorite activity is building and there are a million ways to harass builders.
>>583015321Feels good to be British
Cmon danchou start kicking people daddy needs a new club
>>583011057All I can say is that keeling someone gets harder the longer they stay in a club. I did leave a room for repentance and also things such as vacation and irl emergencies. I did my best and my best wasn't enough so let's leave it at that. Clubs great though, it's just me who's the problem...
hashire hashire
>>583015848One of those little gems that have a metric fuck ton of potentialAnd instead of PATCHING THE DOG SHIT BALANCE they decide to push hit out for weeks, in favor of announcing sales records over and over>B-b-b-but we must limit balance patches to seasons!!!Faggot it's an early access title, get your shit together and fix your garbage
>>583015973Stop calling yourself the problem retarded nigger
>>583013892>>583014475Don't talk shit about Doto's best friend.Worst mistake of my life.
>>583016015White
so are we actually going to call it some monstrosity like tamambotis&co or is the super club going to get a new name
>>583015973Are you planning on joining another /uma/ club?
>>583016124It's still going to be called Uma&Co
UWAAAAA
>oh good, Bamboo Memory, that's the last one I n- what the FUCK is that name
>>583016096I'm not calling my club a problem, the leader is the one who's responsible for the clubs shortcomings, retard!
>>583015649FREE 100 pulls?!Thanks Cygenerous
yeah man i bet it gets hot as hell in the burger king kitchen
>>58301632750 for sweepy supokas and 50 for kitasan aryan
>>583016280A stable A+ club isn't a club with shortcomings
sorry maya, but fall season is over
>>583016062Its because I was a Foxhole colonial player for years and Wardogs just flat out takes mechanics from that game and makes them faster and less punishing when you lose resources because every action is a net gain.I have been doing my auto runs while driving trucks and setting up bases. I'll pull off to the side of the road and alt tab. And setup another palmer run. Then go back to driving.
>>583016178who is even the club mascot uma for the co
So cuuuuute
>>583016432Why aren't we S then? Clearly someone has failed. Blame lies with the decision maker
>>583016280We'll invite you in December when the drama dies down
>>583016225You know this does leave me curious how the Umas handle their periods.
>>583016524The game straight up takes mechanics from a lot of things, which isn't a bad thing nor does it matter. Fact is that playing THE OBJECTIVE (zone hunting) gets you jack and shit for money, while being a nuisance, or a builder gets you everything. Hell, spotting and sitting on the sidelines gives you more money than zone hunting. It's all complete bullshit, combined with all the exploits and other "out of zone mortar" bullshit people pull, or the insanely overpowered vehicles.
She's so cool...
>>583016641Because your club doesn't want to go through the effort of hitting S rank and are much more comfy in a good A+ club.
>>583007830Getting raped is not good for your health
>>583016804Finish your vegetables
>>583015021I joined long ago thinking about leaving in two or three months max and I'm still thereI'm here forever, run while you can
>>583016812Why settle for something less when (You) can try strive for more?
>>583016641the gap between A+ and 7 is literally 10 times the gap between A and A+. You genuinely need at least a dozen niggas with no life to hit S
>>583016879Just like the vegetables, she's not finished.
Winning Paizuri Paizuri Ticket
>>583016936see you in S+
>>583016936Why doesn't /Uma/Club strive for S+ every month or maybe even SS? Is Allen also a failure in your eyes?
>>583017071>Yes, he's the biggest cunt in this thread
>>583016804I might skip Narita Brian Blaze cause I heard theres no long CMs after Arima until LArc
If I were a danchou I would kick the people that don't play the game/annoying and let people who play the game/aren't annoying into my club
naretard brian
>>583016956If (You) don't reach out for the glass of water, (You) won't drink water>>583017071There's a reasonable goal and then there's the unreasonable goal. S+ maybe is possible, but SS - that's just bot territory
>>583005149Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped
>>583017205maybe I should do thatare you in my club
Dacchis will be aiming for S next reset, they will beat Uma&Co and become the hero of /uma/
>>583017205I think you’re a genius
>>583016703And just like foxhole nobody reads the fucking chat except for like 5 people. And we lose our map control and force people to do dangerous drops or long runs. If im not building im driving the apc because people genuinely don't know what the fuck they are doing. I think its balanced around slow tedious tasks being money makers while really fun activities require consistency and reaction speed. In other news I was struggling to find Millitary themed uma pictures and found a guy who draws horse girls and highly detailed tanks.https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=96sikisuzume
>>583017294Nyo I left my club a while ago because my danchou didn't do that
If you don't earn at least 2x more fans then second place, you're a failure as a danchouIf you don't recruit good earners that earn at least the same amount you do, you're also a failure
>>583017264S+ is very reasonable, the top half of /Uma/Club gets S+ numbers, all Allen has to do is replace the bottom half. Same thing you had to do to reach S.Except he doesn't do it because it's a retarded thing to do
Why can't we spend carats to make auto careers finish faster?
if you don't post cock updates in club chat, you failed as a danchou
laughing at all the people saying /uma/club wasn't making it to S this month
>>583017602hope letting a literal schizophrenic back in was worth it!
if I make 150 million fans a month, what club tier should I be in?
>>583017569Just do the headless thingy
>>583017602this but people who thought uma&co would be S
>>583017705I'm no cheat
>>583017602are you downplaying the fact you couldn't get s+? lol
>>583017693A+
I'm leaving my club cause danchou started charging extra fans for cock ratings
>>583017693Mambo tier
>>583017834in that case, I hope my club locks in because I dont want to leave them for nought
>>583017749Fair
>>583017889Aren't they like top 5 this month?
>>583017602so where was that nonny that said they didn't need xer for s rank? after subtracting the discord tranny, strangely enough, they fall below the s rank fan line
>>583017820We were at 29/30 for over half the month
>>583018056Oh like one extra shitter would make a difference
Uma&Co is going for S rank this month
>somehow made 250m fans in septemberis that still a+ territory or should i search for an s club
>>583018106UmaDASH is going for S rank this month
>>583018056you and every other club
>>583018125That's S tier
>>583017947Join a club that enforces a 3M/Day or 21M/Week quotaEven if you put in half your effort for the first 3 weeks, you should be able to catch up at the end of the month
Calumet is going for B this month
Mambo is going for B+ rank this month
>>583018015Danchou told us to flatline on the last day so to try and hit rank 67
>>583018215My baby girl
>>5830181646Sure, but only T100 clubs actually matter, where every person makes a difference.
A mambro just flew over my house
>>583018125We have half TP for half the month so you're kinda frauding.
>>583018278Danchou is going to do a daily run then?
>somehow made 250m fansplease all anons here are fags who would not leave their current group because meeting new people is scary
>>583017193no, there's a 3200m CM in GrandmastersI'm pulling for Blaze Brian. No question. But will she come home in 115 tickets? I don't know. I don't have a spark saved, so I really shouldn't be pulling
>>583018524unless you're a genuine whore who leaves their club every two months
>>583018524Oh yes cause posting MORNING emojis and sharing pink shoes really counts as meeting new people
Mambo are going for rank 1 this month
>>583018254The /uma/ club banner image (not to be mistaken with the /uma/club banner) should have the quota requirements listed on it to make window shopping easier>21M/weekEven during my least active weeks I almost double this
>>583017367The problem with your argumentation is that the game lets you make money with just about anything. Fat fuck that spots? Tons of cash. Bob the Builder? Tons of cash. Transport Billy? Medium amount of cash. Going on a killing spree, hunting for the MAIN OBJECTIVE IN THE GAME THAT LETS YOU WIN? You get fucking NOTHING if you're not killing or healing while in a group.It's completely messed up, and I say this as a builder guy that hates how annoying mortar is, and now near impossible to beat arty.Shit is surpremely fucked, the more MBTs and Hinds people have to deal with, esp the goddamn helicopter which are difficult to deal with thanks to the worthless one use Stinger you can get.
i did nearly 400m fans in august because half tp but burned thru 100 of my tp restore stash so it's not sustainable. i'll keep stashing my restores and doing 2-3m/day outside of half tp
I'm going to the shop this month
Mambo is going to be a club this month
>>583018623We've discussed this uma to death already. If people allocated the A+ to a new club with the retarded umaDASH danchode there would be an alternative to Allen
>>583018623I hate every neigha who requests pinks
>>583018687S rank sits at around 50M/Week.If you can hit that, send applications
>>583017693A+. Which seems absurd, but to read S-rank, all 30 members need to be making at least 8M/day, 240M+ monthly. Whereas every club member making ~70M is enough for A+
>>583018524>meeting new people>a fucking horse game
I'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollipop
yaaay I got a cute trainee
where's maya sweepy nishino copypasta for the next cm
How do you even make so many fans each week/month? I can manage the 1 million each Maru runs but the 30 TP is a killer and unless there's a half off like for URA right now, I would just run out of Toughness between making those and Aces.
>>583018878
/uma/ Club is going for Sex rank this month with Umamurr
>>583018940it's 15 tp xis
>>583017776This is funny
>>583018823>/Uma/Club grinds for S+ to remain the top /Uma/Club>UmaDash Danchou gets mindbroken anyway
>>583018965what is she doing exactly?
>>58301894030000 (one unlucky uma banner) is 3000 runs.
>>583018823>the retarded umaDASH danchodehe is NOT retarded!
>seeing increased amounts of operaposting in my feedPlease something happen
>>583018976yurr
>>583018940Just refill with carats. 1m+ fan runs give you enough carats to do like 10 of them a day
>>583018965This is Secretariat's granddaughter
sex seven
>>583018976yarr
>>583018940I've spent around 500 carats within the past 2 days on ace run spam and more than half of them were give ups with no fans.100 carats a day on fan runs tho.
>>583019016being cute
>The top two earners in my club just posted apology stickers in club chat
>>583018994How many guys have taken this to pound town?
>>583018940the trick outsude of half tp is barely doing ace runs outside of weekends because you're busy and have an actual life and just spending your tp on 600k fan parent runs during the week
>>583019146I poached them
>>583019146mambwo...
>
>>583018940I have 250 TP potions, and only use them in half TP.
>>583018845>>583018847outside of double tp days I dont quite hit that high, so I would probably be an upper-half earner of an A+ club until I finish my loopa goals and return to only doing fan runs with my tp
>>583019146They're leaving to join the dodgers
>>583019020>you make 40 carats/fan rundevlish gaslight, top kek
>>583019146Mambro... I'm worried
>>583019293How many dudes have kissed on those tits?
>>583019146>it's real
IT'S A NEW MONTH
it's time
so it begins...
>>583019146>>583019389Mambro...
Sorry Mambo I'm taking my talents to South Beach
>new month>last epoch season in 1 hourcomfy time
5% complete:https://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsR
>>583019525Kalstone wouldn't play last sleepoch
We did it
>>583019083>>583019126I don't get Carats though. The game doesn't reward me.
>>583019580Congrats Mambwochacho
Or what? I have billions as is.
Conundrum: I want to embrace this succubtrix but anon said she is only for (brian)??
Post an Opera sticker on your chat to make your danchou appreciate you more
>>583018056Damn, you're THAT undesirable?
>>583019570I'm only playing it because there's NOTHING else to do
That was quick.
More powerful than the Opera emote?
where the recruitment posts at
Why are all the members in my club hidden? Is this a visual bug
Share club drama my own club is too comfy
>>583019525HOW TF AM I UNAWARE
>>583019146Gotcha good, right?
what
So who won the final standoff between Mambo, Bricked, and TamaLove?
>There's already someone with 5m fans in my clubWhat the fuck
>>583019813very much sonearly used that myself just now, but then realized the implications
>>583019704Do drugsWatch paint drySpit at the ceiling
>>583019879mambwo...
>>5830198981 hour gwo....... you have time>>583019951NO I NEED TO BE HEALTHY
>>583019903TT is the main source of bond level
WowI went from top earner to 11thNever get a job kids
nom
since mambo is clear in A+, who do we make the laughing stock this month
>>583019525>last epochI have the impression this is POE2 for poors
Stop dramaposting with Curren. If you need to make a post with Curren, it should be cute like Curren. Drama isn't cute. Be cuter. In a non-lgbt way. Fags and trannies aren't cute.
I love payday
>>583020068I play poe2 too...... LE is pretty fun tho it has good mechanics that ggg kinda stole already
>>583020063It's always Mambo
>>583020063Dacchisisters of course!
danchou will be very happy if you get this one a few times a day btw
>>583020063uma&co for the 6th place officer cup even with them cheating
>>583019525>probably another mechanic that looks fun until you reach endgame farming>necromancer still boring as fuckNot really excited but I'll still check it out
>>583020154Way ahead of you bwo
Which club are (You) waiting to recruit, hoppers?
>>583020063Autis/uma/ is always our backup plan
wait... there's no drama this month... sisters you lied to me....
>>583019525last epoch hasn't been good since well before 1.0
>/uma/ clubbers the only one flaunting their carats during this prime shitposting hoursnoticing...
>>583019638>t anon said she is only for (brian)??anon lied
>>583020325it's a good 2 day game then you drop it because something else comes out that's interesting
holy fuck i never watched the 2000 arima kinen before. the uma movie really did recreate that moment it was unbelievable.>where is TM??>is TM not coming?...>HERE COMES TM>TM TM TM TM TM TM TM OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>583019087stallion or mare? i need to know if i can jerk off to this
>>583020392>jews showing their money fork found in kitchen
>>583020407>This game is fun for 2 days then you drop it like a potatoAt that point just find a better game holy shit>>583020068>for poorwhat does that even mean
Reminder: Your club rewards are more than enough for a 10 roll. Snack to your hearts content!
>okay /uma/clubians, start posting screenshots our gibs in the thread so we can poach someone
>>583020392
>>583020392What else do you want them to flaunt?
>>583018878Thats an old lady
>>583020246and /uma/ club for 15th
How do I tell my danchou there is someone who has to get kicked from the club if I'm too pure hearted and would never suggest that? Can he get the idea from this post?
>>583020514LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE TO PLAY
>>583020542them kicking a certain someone
>last sleepoch
>>583020392I was mashing to get that screen off the way or else I get robbed of shoes, bwo...
Ohayo Torekous! /Uma/ Club is looking for 1 very cool toreina! *collective gasp* the drama! the outrage! this is sure to finally DESTROY the entire general muuahaha!Seriously though, don't be shy, come say hi!as always,~reply to apply!
>>583020556Mambwo...
>>583020556doom post or attempt to get them to believe you can hit s rank this month
>>583005149Umasumi is looking for 1 memberAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or flatlining>15 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>Will be changed to 20 million if A clubs runs out of TP or burnout>No begging for sashes play the game or use independent training to farm it for you>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes >Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
It's ok to be jealous, not everyone can get S gibs
>>583020458one of my favorite races to go back and watch. same announcer as teio's miracle run, i don't know his name but he's a legend to me
>>583020562Play Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery™ currently 40% off on Steam™
>>583020562>literallystupid zoomer turd
>>583020639181478271067I'm ready, let's do it
>>583020068aren't they the same price tagdunno how p2w either of them get though
well that was a day
Believe in (You)rself who believed in >me. (You)r shoes are the shoes to kick through heaven! Thank (You) UMADash, this next chapter is (You)rs to write. BAKUSHIN!!
I WAS PROMISED A GREAT BETRAYAL WHERE IS IT!!!!!
>>583020728Oh no
>>583020639Why not an AI image? Out of urge for artistic expression?
>>583020458My favorite race, it's insane how he managed to find that gap
This is my favorite time of the month
>>583020676Seeing this shit, danchode? Advertisement!You should try and copy it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9FBEzM5SHY
>>583019638She is for Tsubaki chan
>>583020770https://youtu.be/VT6LFOIofRE?si=vAvyKAqsxHZ6vqVx forgor the link lole
>>583020697I'M 32>>583020696I'm not that into GFL but I might replay Witcher 3 soon
>>583020556You're a Currenfag. Just say it.
>>583020928>I'm not that into GFL so I won't play the best game of 2024, and the best TRPG since XCOM 2
Mambros...
>>583020676>B+ club kicked someoneGrim
>>583021032every xcom2-like is the same...
you're not going to betray your club this month, right?
>>583021032GFL is goodGFL2 is slop
>Back in the 170K Carat club before the last Uma trainee banners I'll pull this year with Brian and Kitasan
I am the danchou of a certain A+ club but i think I'm ready for S... What should i do?
>>583021081my club had 4 flatlines and one jumped ship
>>583021110GFL2 has no animated scenes I dislike even though I don't play that game. The animators are at least getting paid handsomely.
>>583021168mambwo nyo...
>>583020928You wanna e-date?
>>583021074Rules are rules.
>>583020639HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>583020928>I might replay Witcher 3 soonHoly normie
goodbye danchou.......:{
rape everyone and leave.
>>583020770Danchou...
i'm waiting for my invite new danchou... i have an auto fan run baked and ready to add 1mil the moment i join
any clubs recruiting? danchou called me a slur and kicked me
>>583021168>I(!) am ready>Not the club, but I amYou're not ready
>>583021168>>583020639it's prety painless once you're in your new retirement home!
>>583020845lmfao
>>583021168Post Opera sticker and do the needful
>>583021206There's one animated scene per new banner story.Dual banners generally have 2-3
>>583021110>GFL2We don't talk about that garbageHow is that even related to reverse collapse?
>>583021168mambwo your body won't be able to take it....
>>583021168Dacchi...
>>583021081My danchou has a leash on me I can't even if I tried
>>583021267IT'S NOT NORMIE IT'S MY HOME COUNTRY GAME
>>583021168Andarion...
>>583020770
what are those weird socks umas wear
>>583021168Heavy is the crown... so good luck
>>583021285And I will do it again
AT LASTwish me luck as i get trafficked to germany bwos
>>583021360it's one step closer to RC...really mica fucked themselves by making prequels and sequel prequels
PULL THE TRIGGER, FAGS. LET'S GET SOME DRAMA GOING!!!!
>>583020639777438824907If there's room for an old friend
>poles posting here
>>583021302guise PLEEEEASE borrow my creek also she's trash and my gay friends hate me
>>583021270
>>583021168poach some A club top earners
>>583021437It's a VN bwoVNs are not vidya
>>583021508there's always room in mambo
>>583020556mambwo...
have they revealed what her casual outfit is?
>>583021480Viel Erfolg!
>>583021508HE'S BACK!
Remember all the /uma/ club fags who said they were going to leave on reset? That's what I thought.
>>583021508Time to see how cucked Allen truly is for fans
>>583021486Don't know I'll pretend that Exilium doesn't exist, maybe 10 years later when they make like, maybe 5 events worth reading, then I'll read those.The game itself isn't worth mentioning at all.
>>583021530>he says playing phone VN vidya
>>583021683holy boobies
>>583021480Another one bites the dust....>>583021513Quelle?
>>583021270...the dude that wanted to push for S rank has been doing half S rank numbers all this time?
>>583021707at least they have cute girls
>>583020458I just rewatched it, its just fucking peak. You cant even see opera in the last turn and the he brings it home. God I fucking love her
>>583021697anyone who would rather cry all over the bread instead of confronting them in the club is a bitch and won't do shit
>>583021508Didn't you say yesterday you were going to join a discor... ...oh.
>>583021707There is story in uma?
Feels good man
I like that one Una, the nice sweet one whos a little dumb and silly but trys her best
>>583021850heh
>>583021749Hier Brudihttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9276602
>>583021728Oh ja!
>>583021508Of flippin course there's room for you in the nick of time for you to share some music too! we all miss you!>>583021701i am like sooooo cucked for fans bro, so so muchi don't know what you mean but i wanted to reply
>>583020458Had a kino moment during CM19 where my TM Opera O dashed through a gap between four other umas at the last corner. Watching her go from 6th to 1st and barely holding on to the lead to the very end was more exciting than finals.
>>583021513what if I'm 12.5% german and rest polishI even have 2 passports>>583021908WOAH
>>583021861mambwo....
my club got demoted from C to D
>>583021861why is mambo sub 300 nowthis isn't how things were supposed to go
>>583021861>unironically mambwo...
>>583021861mambwo...
Aren't you going to advertise brickbros...?
>>583021850I must have changed my mind!
>>583021508DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>583021508>it's realOh no no no....
>>583021919You've let two people who previously ditched you back in...? What's to not understand
Become puppy
UMADash is looking for one (1) oji-san. Comfy A+ rank, quota is 60-70M/month. Drop your ID if interested and danchou will be in touch.
>>583022062>dicksword circlejerk
>>583021950Calumetbwo...
>>583022150Allen will gladly suck cock and be fucked to maintain the rep as "best" /uma/ club
>>583021861Good to see my ex mambwos thriving
!!!!
>>583021861>tannhauser emote in the backgroundsovl
>>583021513imagine you're a soviet soldier entering berlin in 1945 and you see this
nice
>>583022228FUCK YOU MAMBOCCHImiss you
>>583021508Kek finally exiting the wrong Mambo. We all will pretend this didn't happen bwo don't worry
Autisbwos wake up
>>583022240Congrats on your nerd
>>583022164Fuck off to umajp already
>>583022259>imagine being a war victim on a revenge killing/rape spree in 1945Okay, I did. Now what?
>>583021668they have not. we are fucked forever. that shit BETTER have be as cluttered as her racewear to keep the nepobaby ball rolling
>>583022240congrats on your gooner wife!
Hello friends and happy birthday!!
>>583022150sometimes people look for other things, experience said things, and decide that the previous thing was better suited for them.you wouldn't happen to have a problem understanding that, would you anon? You're intelligent right? RIGHT?!
>>583022191Stop using bakushin as the club's mascot
>>583022413Hello foolish idiot happy birthday!
Allen is bald and 40
>>583022426It's fine if your wife's boyfriend did that to you but I really don't need to hear about it here bwo
Iam preparing the ground beef stir fry now
>>583022413the same to you dude
>seething steve
>>583022228There will be a reckoning. [That day] has not been forgotten. You have no idea what's coming.
>>583022413Hello fren! Happy Birthday!?
>>583021861I used to be in Mambo, glad you fuckers are flourishing
>>583021453gyaru socks
I just applied to Calumet. We're turning this ship around.
>>583022293Miss you too bwo>>583022564Ominous!>>583022589A*****...
Oh no Clover Club bros what went wrong?
>>583022604BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>583022447who should I use instead? Kitasan?
>>583022604*feels the aura*
>>583022413Hello babydachi!
>>583022668
>currenGODs running this thread while falcucks desperately spam to try and be relevant
>>583022770What is this archtype called?
>>583022784both of are you insufferably avatartrannies
>>583022485>>583022541>>583022581>>583022757
New autisbwos, the invites have been sentSee you soon
>>583022604caluGODs...
>>583022191>701Umadash fell off... To think this is the club I was targeting to jump into last month...
>>583022715yurr
>>583022825closet freaks
>>583022825small member magnet
>>583022604
whats Calumet
Nice.
>>583023189Calumet, Inc. is a publicly traded U.S.-based company that was incorporated in 1919. It specializes in the manufacture of lubricating oils, solvents, waxes, packaged and synthetic specialty products, fuels and fuel-related products.
>>583023189The new S rank /uma/ club
>>583023073for me it's the Irish but she's not in DLR for months yet, I'll probably finish Fuji and most of Flash before Finemoan drops
Stop posting pictures of the Uma bending over, weirdos
>>583023267Huh, well good luck to that guy
are the jong clubs still around and jonging it?
>>583023053>>583023070I hope the game continues to produce more
Someone already made a new sched previous thread so use this for next bake >>582984530
>>583023367They are sweeping it
>>583023410ye I have a bake ready
>>583023410I won't use an early bake
post the next uma I should jork it to!
*coughs*drama...........
>>583023367they turned into a botting discord club that literally denied an anon entry over a @VF bot so the whole thread shunned them
>>583023457Got a bake ready too when are we posting it?
>>583023358I love this image, she looks so cute in casual wear.
>>583023519drama?
shameless early bake so I can push the new OP with updated schedule courtesy of this anon >>582984530unfortunately removed the youtube playlist link but I can add it again when the acute/eishin banner and events end>>583023636>>583023636>>583023636>>583023573I'm shameless so I will do it now
>>583023576casual girls/umas are the best period
>>583023567so thats why I havent heard of them in a whiledang... I just wanna jong it a little...
>>583023567this never happened
>>583023694there's some rooms posted in the thread occasionally
>>583023694You can always ask or post a room during euro hours
>>583023663>the hat fitsHOLY BASED
>>583023694well their danchou threw some kind of fit and disbanded, somehow the "reform" was worse off
>>583023476
>>583023567>random headcanon
>>583023812that was actually accidental I just grabbed the first image of ticketzo from a booru... but I'll take that as intentional
>>583023794the thread is too good right now, also I have my own club to manage before we can jong again>not implying anything
>>583022825semen demons
>>583022564hello neth
