Previous: >>583005149>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3*)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
This one. Always choosing Tickezo.
There's huge drama behind the scenes right now. The nest has blown off the tree Trust the plan
waheyoh I made the hat line up too that's a bonus
Reformed and ready!
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsR
don't ever post in my thread again.
>>583023882ready for what?
Rice SEX
>>583023636cute
>>583023974erp with him in 6 hours
Yeah i'm thinking Kino scenario
>>583023867If only you used a pretty uma
*coughs*dwama... please.... just a little bit....
what do I have to do to make mambogeddon happen
If I start a new club dedicated to McQueen's ass who would join?
>>583023976SHOWERing her with lots of love!
hey
me autism dumping on my clubbieSORRY IN BOTH ADVANCE AND PREVIOUSLYtoo fun
>>583023976Rice sex!
>>583024151its actually unbelievably erotic that every single uma is wearing panties under their uniforms if you think about it
>>583024109>>583023859>>583024120shut the fuck upnothing will happen
>>583023867Baking perfect threads instead of napping? Look at you!
>>583024151i willl desband my club and join yours
I just redid Haru Urara and she's still scoring very low. Did I just build her wrong? I just grabbed whatever relevant skill I got.
>>583024193Hello mambro
fan run queued. time for 50 minutes of looking at cute pics of orange mambo
>>583024212yurrr kys
>>583024293that's a big fishe
>>583024212eughhhh
>>583024261your 564 Escapades?
>>583024341Lucky!
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
Crazy how everyone loves Falco
>>583024261Sometimes it's just RNG. Check the actual score breakdown to see what's going on.
>>583023976too big
>>583024476I'll take this 4 for myself
>>583024476Anon please. Give up.
sekkusu
Pretty dry day 1, where's the promised drama?
Is Mambo dead
>>583024703not today.
>>583024745I'm photoshopping it, expect it later tonight
Reminder: Your club rewards are more than enough for a 10 roll. Snack to your hearts content!
>>583024261Urara or dirters have a fan count problem so it's hard to level up their unique levels, which is one of the thing that give big scores. Also you need >escapade>enough stam, dirt mile is usually requires 650-750>potential unlock for more gold skills
>>583024745our club schizo folded
>>583024804would
>>583024745/uma/ is a bunch of liars all of them always are
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK WHY 1* STAM WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY IS WAS SS+
>>583024476>1 roll offyou've got this anon!!!
>>583024546Falco's not really that popular
>>583024212yarr
anyone recruiting?
Tachyon LOVE
>>583024916uhhh... those whites are dogshit so it saved you bwo
>>583025008MTS is all I need
>>583024967mambo is
>>583024967Mambo is looking for 8 members
>>583024212Autsim dumping on my mateys, yarr!
>>583024212I like when the chibis make that face like the Acute one, very funny
>>583024967UMADash has room for one toreina. 60-70M/month, drop your ID if you're interested
>>583024212kill yurrself
dirters
>>583024967umadash and umasumi i guess
>>5830247457 and october is a month of peace4 and you'll get your drama ten-fold once every week
Winning Ticket BEST ticket
Soon
>>583024212Keep yourself safeStay happyEnjoy life
>>583025075Yarr walk on me micro plank matey, it shan't be hard for much longer
>>583025197Noooo...
>>583025115Who's carrying the flame this month?
>>583025197
>>583023636Umasumi is looking 1 for memberAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or flatlining>15 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>Will change to 20 million if A clubs runs out of TP or burnout>No begging for sashes play the game or use independent training to farm it for you>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes, >Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>583025089:O <- bobo if she real
First run of the day looking promising!
>>583025089Is Bourbon hungry or shouting?Either way Bobo a cute
Mambogeddon?
>former UMADash danchou joined the botter clubMake it make sense
cute pretty orenji7 and I buy a selector for her full armor suit
>>583025197AIIEEEEE
in a month i'm being sent to Kasamatsu
>>583025329one of our top earners. Danchou made him danchou before vanishing and joining a discord S-rank club
>>583025457Halloween KaibutsuSpooky
>>583025403
Why are danchous such pussies. Ex-Autis/uma/ Ex-UmaDash, Allen
>>583024804Can I use these?
>>583025341>>583025358She kinda looks angry lol but I think it's just a very lucky frame>:OChibis have some funny face frames
>>583025473I will make an AI song for him
>>583025197no....
I love my umawife.
>>583025115only one? but you were supposed to implode
>>583025612/uma/ club danchou..
>>583025692Why would the top A+ club implode?
>>583025403>isrealFINALLY some drama
>>583025197STOP THE COUNT
>I can't get my club to S I failed waaa waaa>joins botter clubWhat did he mean by this
>>583025871gibs > you fags
>>583025871The truth is that you need to bot to reach S.
ButtSweat, a B+ /uma/ casual club, is recruiting again!Dailies are enough, auto runs are your friend. Relatively active chat, good advice and a good qi flow to bless those runs and possibly your cheeky lucky tenners too. If you need to be less active for some time just say.Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
>>583025871S rank by any means
>>583025871Vacation home
currentrannies are so disgusting
POST C.B. PROPAGANDANOW
so what did we learn?
Is Mambo sex?
umaGPT generate me a 4chan extension to automatically block out any post with one of those pale white curren chan chibis attached
>>583025997
>>583025997accursed villain and his right hand man
>>583025692we went from rank 1 to rank 2 in the A+ league, then back to rank 1 just before gibs/reset yesterday. Not much danger of imploding unless danchou makes the quota 120M. But he seems to prefer A+ and being comfy for now. We'll see.
>8/30what happened to Mambo?
>>583026034ok
Monthly reminder that all you central trainers have ticking clocks above your heads. Funabashi WILL rise
Mambogeddon next month for sure!
>>583025340That's a whole lotta rules for a B+ club
>>583026034
>>583025457
>>583025997That recent?
>>583025997doto steals? no dignity
>>583025340This will be the only club that survives year 3
>>583026063that I fucking hate all of you.
Nonny~
>>583026332>>583026382Why is CB Sexo and Luna is dorky?
>one post asking for CB>two CB chads instantly jump in to sync postumazing
>>583026063if my danchou became a fish, he would be a danchovy
hm? I don't see this event listed in GameToradidn't know sweepy got NN
AIEEEE THEY'RE GETTING STRONGER
>0 carat>10 caratFucking japs they really fucked up the drop rate after the last update
>>583026248NIGGA TAIKI'S DEAD
>>583026626whoa... no reason to be so lacist bout it
>>583026584Allen is in shambles
>>583026689I'm no racist I've been given the pass by HishiAma
>>583026063Loyalty ain't worth shit
>>583026063Nothing ever happens
>>583026502the remaining dorkiness was redistributed to Ace.
> hmmm~
>>583026063musus but also fusus
listen to it
God, her natural voice is so goddamn cute, compared to that amazing Rose voice. She's got it all. Other than correct answers, I guess.
speakey
>>583027162and a good hairline
>>583027054also, a tin teardrop
who is still looking for an A+ club
>>583027162She kinda looks like that girl who sang APT with Bruno Mars, no?
>>583026584holy mambo, I kneelsorry for making fun of you mamGODS
>>583027021Dia asking for a post-race cunnilingus
>>583027350I thought that girl was korean
>>583027084I'm not giving the zoomer any attention. she doesn't deserve it.
>club ive been with since launch no longer maintains B+it might be time to find a new home...
brick-182 has TWO(2) slot open!We're an A+ rank club and need two more dedicated anons to join us.If you're interested, reply to this post with your UID or apply(It's the A+ one) and reply to this post.
>>583027604Sometimes people die, some others get kirkified.You just have to move on
my trainee refuses to get anything except for speed and pace chaser sparks…
>>583026518asking for CB is serious business
>>583027604my first club i was in during URA era doesn't even maintain B anymore sometimes...
>>583027604I'm sorry your club hit A, luckilly there's a bunch of B clubs here for a Neicha 3rd rater like you
>>583027739You guys were 29/30 the entire last month and you kicked another?
I wish cygames did a movie focused on dirt suzuka and her path to becoming an umadol, with curren being the main villain, creating drama and manipulating the public to thwart falco
>>583027739>dicksword raider clubWe're good.
>Want Brian>Want Satono>Want Agnes speed so I have good pace chaser card>Want Helios>15k caratsMan I didn't know the gacha is so ass here...Do they expect me to get into betting horse races irl to get by on pulls?
>>583027739kick Gayandshit
>>583027604Buttsweat is right there
>>583027814One left on their own after gibs, and surprisingly one joined after I posted this so now we're back to 29/30
>>583027946>wants lots of future things>only 15k caratsyou live in a warm climate, dont you?
>>583027946>Do they expect me to get into betting horse races irlunironically yes
Wit sucks ass in Grand ConcertShit token generation = Less songs = Shit gains
>>583027946stop snacking
>>583027946just get Lucky
>>583027946
>>583028089I started playing like 3 weeks ago
>>583027946>>583028389bajs in my uma thread
>>583024476ganbareee
>>583027946>>583028389Wanted to whine about eceleb posting, but at least this one isn't bald
>start borrow ace run>pick the farm run deckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>583027523then... mind if shill my oshi's character song insteadm
Christmas vodka doesn't look that bad
joined a new club this month but just helped recruit someone to my former clubgive a hand to your former dacchis if they were nice
>>583028779shut up vodka
Curren is so hot
>>583028713One of the better ones. Really like it.
>>583028689AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>583028830many are saying this
shut up whorren avatar troons no one cares
>>583028786I'd kill my former club if I could
>>583028786How very humble of you to announce this
talk about mambo
>>583029010Mambwo...
Grand Concert. You opened it. We came.
>>583029010Keb...
A+ for mambo! 2700 carats for all it's members!Ei ei mun!
>>583027946>want Ramonu Wit>also want other meta cards>don't even know when they release or what they are>60k Carats + F2P + bad at the game so carat gain is crippled The future is looking... [Fails to meet expectations] ...
>>583027162
>>583029252don't be pooryou need $40 in subs to be viable to do cm in JP now
>>583027946this game is pretty ass for newfrens. You have to build up a stash of carats and spend like Scrooge. assuming you're new, save until December and blow your stash on Ramonu Wit, and mollify yourself with only one of those 3 umas you want. Brian is good for long races, Helios is good for miles.
I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT IT*most dogshit career ever*
>>583026409How do you wipe your ass with those nails?
>>583028713you're lucky that your oshi isn't totally horrid. pretty good all things considered.
>>583029541URA is when uma peaked... it's only downhill from here
>>583029642Umamusume don’t shit
>>583029642girls dont shit
>>583029336Oh yeah, there's groups subbing all that stuff now.Yuuki Kana's convincing when she's bothered to do the act. She just finds it funny and can struggle to keep it together at times. I think I prefer her being snarky in fairness.
If you jump clubs without necessity (i.e. most members quit or something), you are a WHORE, simple as
>>583029336I wanna bang them
Is serenity ass?
>>583028538>but at least this one isn't baldThat's not very nice
>>583029736My original club was a stepping stone
>>583029779better than sleeping lion
>>583029779~70% proc rate, it's alright
>>583028538what if my e-celeb is half-bald
Autis/uma/, yes, THE autis/uma/ currently has ONE slot open (one extra slot is currently reserved) for a dacchi who wanna be in an easygoing, comfy a+ club that has a small quota of 45million (thats only like 1.5 clanker runs per day!)Give your ID here or apply in game, and i'll accept you when i can
>>583029762but do they want to bang (you)?
>>583029886>45M>A+>no bitesWhat went wrong?
Bros we're doing it.
>>583029880You can post them, but only for a bit.
>>583029678og unity was the peak of this game, tbdesu
>the thing anons been memeing on my club turns out to be trueWelp... Guess I'll leave next month
I'm done with my aces fuck this I cant reach 20k with longslop
I think I'll just stay in open league for a bit more
>>583030125Context?
>>583030125mambwochacho...
Dot-o'-lantern!
>>583030189lurk more
>>583030126bricked
>>583030125>he didn't believe the cumstains on the club couchanon...
dont forget to hydrate anons
>>583029886There's gotta be something fucked with your club if the old danchou refuses to join it
>>583029736>t. working as a supermarket cashier for 30 yearsI'm moving up in the world. You will not keep this player down
>>583030307you bore me avatarfaggot
>>583030219But it's Christmas now.
>>583030296well I'd take the B 1st place with grace cause I'm not putting more time for this cbt tortue
>>583030321It was a non-hostile (hostile) takeover
>>583030361why mad
>>583030361and yet (you) chose to interact with me anyways !
I made too much food again...
>>583030261cringe
I heard that the Kitasan/Diamond + support card banners each give 50 pulls for free and if you don't log in they carry over so you can skip the card banner and get 100 on the uma banner. is that true?
bad whites........................................
We remember [The First Sinner]. The furtive father of all flatliners. He who broke the covenant, in those shining days of our youth. His name is stricken from the record, but we still feel that pain. We remember [The Betrayer]. We were his side piece. We learned that pain, what it feels like Not To Remember your first love. We remember... [The Empty Throne.] Our leader, our dancho, gone without a word, replaced by a cabal with unknown intentions. Worse than a traitor, a father who teaches you never to trust again. We learned that pain. Then finally, [The Dark Champion]. One of our strongest older brothers, our name seared into his very flesh. Yet he, too, betrayed us. The price of carets worth more to him than our bond. We learned that pain.R*.A*****.K**.M********.Four names... Four scars... "Nothing ever happens?" "Mambogeddon?" "Mambocalypse?" Ha ha ha he ehe ehehehe ufufufufufuu. Soon, the [Fifth Name] is writ unto the chronicle. And then? Then, [You] will learn that pain.
>>583030307dia is so fucking sexo, god fuckimg damn
jong hereMajsoul Friends Room 13360(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=13360
>>583029642I think I've seen a /tg/ thread about this topic
>>583030729UGH FINE
>>583030729bully free?
>>583030806Fine Fine Motion
HE BAITED US
>>583030907no
>>583029642It's not that hard, just wrap the wrap the tissue around your knuckles and fingers. Those nails aren't even that long to get in the way of scrunching the paper to wipe your ass anyway.
>>583030946Sex with bro
>>583030625Personally I've never tried it but yes
>>583030625Yes, if you dont log in at all from the 20th to 25th (thats the period the free pulls are on the support card banner), and then come back on the 26th, all the free pulls will transfer to the umas. There'll be an in game notice explaining this later in the month, I assume.
>>583030625don't do this think about dancho!!!!!!!!!!
>>583030729>match already started
>>583030625This is trueBut you'll also be kicked for doing this>>583031235/uma/ has no friendlies here. It's only enemies.Damaten, bullying, no full/started messages
>>583030596I just ate half a pan of lasanga
>>583031235I should be doing some stuff around the house anyway.... I think it's actually cool we have this many jongers
>>583031374bwo..... don't make me emotional it was only like 3 of us before.....
>>583031337Well I only ate half a plate and portioned the rest for the freezer
>>583031060>>583031205>>583031319>log in - miss free 50 pulls on Diamond>don't log in - miss on free Daiwa tokens (that + club shop would give me enough to 3* her)dude fuck my life. Does it really only work if I don't log in? If I do but dont' pull it doesn't carry over?
>>583031374>there's 3 of us not in the roomTruly a big jong world
>>583031337god i wish that were me
>>583029642You take them off. Usually I make sure to not need to shit if I plan to go out wearing them or just take them off temporarily to wipe.
Are building witlets really the answer to this scenario?
>>583031032we shouldnt be fucking brosor boys
>>583031509Yes, you have to not log in at all.
>>583031567yes
>>583031567>800 wit on a front>long Asee you in B finals bwo
>>583031537make that 4 with me, we could have a second room or maybe don't
shacute. perhaps even shahot if you really think about it.
>>583031537I also missed the jong because I looked away from the thread for the first time in 3 hours
oh, okay, so I can't do independent training in URA to get a racing stam parent, because theres a chance of me getting stam + instead of the normal versioncool
>>583031509There's also possibility this is all a ruse >missed 50 card pulls>only 50 uma pulls>get kicked by club
>>583031667Nah I do actually have to do some chores
dacchis, is it gay to full nelson your bro?
>>583031667I have to bounce soon that's why I skipped>>583031698I always miss itsinon-4.png
Release the jong names corresponding to their uma profiles
/uma/chan jong cheaters
>>583031715comfy Aclubber win again
>>583031743nah
>>583031567It's the perfect time to use all those 3* wit sparks ggparent you have in the bank
>>583031704yeah you can. thats the only place it comes from. its annoying for sure but whats your other option? being limited to 5 shots per day off someone's borrow?
>>583031810>>583031814whoa whoa
>>583031696shasexo
>>583031743if your bro is feminine enough, no.
>>583031810whoa, the jong club plays jong, there is no drama there the list meme is so forced
>>583032007I mean the jongers HERE.
>>583031886>whats your other option?doing it manually and making sure I don't beat happy meek more than 4 timesto clarify, I'm trying to get one more Restraint + Racing Stam parent and figured I might as well do it in URA since I have fuckall energy reserves
>>583031509newcutie, there is only one way to solve your dilemmaroll for a 7
ok how many of you niggers ITT are actually considering pulling this 20-25th shenanigan
>5 borrows done>not a single sprint inspiremaybe mutating mummy creek is not the greatest idea
>>583032086?
>>583032136I'm a podium earner in my club so my danchou will permit me leave to do this
>>583032136the what
Planning on building aces starting today, but are paces really bad for this CM?
>>583032136if I was in a B+ club I'd do it, i'm nyot risking a kick
>>583032213That's the former jong club now botter club /uma/chan
whole month without cooming I did it!time to jork it
>>5830321367 and i do it
>>583032283were they botters before?
>>583032168getting a good statline is easy on sprinters and there's still a month before sprint cmkeep at it creekCHAD
>>583032136probablysucks to miss out on a rainbow shard but both umas are pretty good and i want them (sexually)
>>583032086Not to defend the botting faggotry of that club but are you seriously pretending to not see the VF = Netenyahu thing
>>583026227>>583025457The event is coming on sunday
>>58303229467 and you have to jerk it to helios
>>583032345No, it was invaded by those @VF botters after the club imploded that's not the same club it was before
>>583032385>sucks to miss out on a rainbow shardyou miss on a rainbow shard if you do that? why?
>>583032254just be skilled
>>583032294how do you go even a single day without? Especially while visiting this general. I don't believe you
>>583032294and to who are you doing it to?
>>583032496I don't jerk it to umas
>>583032492the period overlaps with legend races
>>583032562Based, same.
>>583032465shame>>583032496it's not that hard, just have a bit of self control>>583032530idk dubs decide
/uma/chan is now recruiting! S rank club (haters be seething right now), 60M quota, very cozy. Join Botimus Prime's Autobot Army Today!
>>583032559why would muteki say this?
Which races for tama?
>Wrong room settings>only SS+ which blocks most people's debuffers (based, but unrealistic) or Op*n league>people only sending in 1 Umaglobalbros...
>>583032494How about pace chasers that's not Doto? I mean, I do have Doto but planning for other umas as well
>>583032674you're not an /uma/ club get out
>>583032294Congrats, I lasted a bit short of a month last time I tried but now my mind is more clear I think I can get to a month. >>583032496I used to jerk off once or twice a day just to survive, turns out I may have been addicted to cumming. You can get horny and not jerk off, it helps you focus more.
>>583032559I have MANY reasons to want her.>>583032691say. her. name.
>>583031659NTA but the room stomping fronts tend to all be witlets Of course they have long S but they usually just get to 9xx stam so they can focus all of their skill points on more velocity
>>583031704I don't know who lied to you, but getting the stam + skill is not a problem. You can inherit it, but unless you inherit it in the URA scenario, it will downgrade to Racing Spirit: Stamina, and never be inherited as Racing Spirit: Stamina+. when anons saidRS:Stam+ can't be inherited outside of URAit meansRS:Stam+ sparks in an inspiration outside URA as RS:Stam
>>583032674not an /uma/ club
>>583032670>dubs decideif this is an even dubs, you jerk it to spicaman
soooooowho is the lucky one this month?
>>583031743>>583031848holy SEXO
>>583032496>tfw want to fap>get sleepy >sleep insteadThis have been happening countless times already
>>583032136me. Can't see a downside yetI don't think danchou will b& me, because I always make quota>missing DLRhmmmmmm will confirm if that's true
>>583032807MEMORY!!!!
>>583032769Nta, you don't have that many options, you need a strong midgame with innate recovery, so you got doto, NY opera, xog to say a few
>>583032834I think I want to remember this horse
>>583032940Allen is already offering his body
>>583032940Mambocchi see >>583024212
>>583032674why not just recruit another college football enjoyer?
>>583032867lolo im just jerking it to sirius brb
>>583033004close enough!
>>583032487orenj
>>583033006Guess I'll consider making Teio a late surger though I'll try a pace attempt first
>>583032940this OTP will never be topped
>>583032792>>583032981once I was traveling so I couldn't jerk off for a week (I was sharing a room with my bros), and I started cooming in my sleep at the end because of it. I would never be able to go a full month, that's insane.>>583033306teio late is based anon, I was thinking of trying some mutation too
>>583032769summer mcqueen is pretty goodhallow rice is decent
>>583032850>You can inherit it, but unless you inherit it in the URA scenario,please correct me if I'm wrong (i'm still learning how inheritance works) but from what I've read, having the stam+ variant on a parent/grandparent does NOT increase the odds of a trainee inheriting the default stam skill at the end of a career
nice vibe coding neigha
Wait a minute. The flatline period for Kitasan overlaps with a legend race, that means we're giving up a SSR shard?
>>583031743it isn't, but if she wanta a pildriver, then fucking give her a piledriver
>>583033452it lets you have a higher chance of learning the skill in the first place
>>583033305orenji
Why are people talking about intentionally flatlining Im confused
>>583031743it's gay if it isn't anal
>>583033458What's wrong with that?
>>583033306I'm trying to hit a pace xog, because I gave up doing something unique in GL, yes it's the xog dom dom
>>583033458If you look at the JP page for McQueen, she has Beast Mode. I think it's just a weird server selection issue.
>>583033638>donkey
>>583026518I am quite fond of CB
>>583033638AAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUKUTITS
>>583033817choccy milk...
There should be more art of uma's being restrained during sex
>>583033641just retards, don't mind them
>>583033443>once I was traveling so I couldn't jerk off for a week (I was sharing a room with my bros), and I started cooming in my sleep at the end because of it.Thankfully I have yet to have an experience like that. I did start jorking one time because I was so horny when I was also sharing the room with my bro though I stopped just before it happened
>>583033875Nothing wrong with donkey umas.
>>583033972>Her head is 140cm tallWhoa...
>>583029207mambwo!
>>583033735true. and all dirters are into anal, that's a fact.
an organized effort to discourage the 20th-25th flatline is being coordinated from the danchoucord
I snacked and got paizuri onenever punished
do free pulls count as tickets or carat pulls when it comes to guaranteed 2*/SR rewards per 10 pull?
>>583034203They will be added to the list
>>583034203Can someone explain the root of this gaslightI miss one thread and im behind
>>583034298One of these days it will brick your pulls...
>>583033996I'm going to need a link to the full art.
Why is every Teio post in this general absolutely abhorrent
wait a minuteC.B's TrainerC.B.Twhat did they mean by this
>>583034408Teio lovers are teio abusers
>>583033490Honestly 50 pulls on umas feels way more important than 5% of a free copy of a card, even more so if you plan to spark on Kita bannerSweepy supoka has 0 value
>>583034326It's a carat ten pull but free.
>>583034375supposedly the new years free pulls for card banner get moved to the uma banner if you don't log in during the 5 days the free card pulls are ongoing
>>583034408Tradition
Heyy
>>583033490Yes. Did you really think Cyjews would let you have your cake and eat it?
>>583034375This same discussion/gaslight also happened back in the previous new year banners
>>583034408it is what it is
>>583034375
MY RINSHAN NOOOOOOOOOO I GOT RAPED
>>583034408These posts are still tame
>>583033452that is correct. It does not do anything at all, it's still a 20% chance to inherit, all other things being equal.
I wish I was a girl so I could do this
>>583035126those are chinese men
okay, you win cyjews, I will use 2 debuffers, the time invested to make 3 aces is just not worth it, fuck this casino of a game, of course you need to be first in non mandatory races to get the good skills and of course you can't clock them.
>>583035126there is nothing stopping you from doing this as a man
>>583033924many are saying this
>>583035126You don't need to be a girl to be able to do that. Though you'll need to be Chinese, or asian.
>>583033490You get:>7500 carat discount on the kitasan bannerYou lose:>375 daily carats>SSR shard>potential kick from club (~2000/2500 carats)If you're already planning to spark this banner, even if you do get kicked (which you won't assuming you stack some fans and kiss your dancho a little), you still get more value by skipping. If you weren't planning on it then just don't. You will not get the spooks you want in those extra 50.
Did the Mambogeddon finally happened or you stupid idiots let them get away with it again?
>>583034408teio drives me feral with lust
>>583035381it's already mambover you missed it
>>583035381One of the ugliest umas ever would say this
>danchou is very reasonablewe're in good hands
>>583035249i wont spark and i will still do it. daddy needs to 3star his 2stars
>>583034856Optimal is not to login for 1 day
>>583035381Mambo got strongerV didn't get ownership of uma&coUmadash is alive and wellNobody left /uma/ clubNOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>583035442Dicksword!
>>583035381Do you even have to ask?
>>583035442release ze dancho google dockey apology
>>583035515That's clearly the club chat
>>583035417teio and hairy old men go together like peanut butter and jelly
>>583034856Wait really?Might have to piss off my club if this is true
post something angry
>>583035578>not seeing censored wordshow new?
This shouldn't be happening, but I won't complain.
>>583034808cute puppyugly cow
>>583035231Asians win again?
>>583035694fvark
Mambo will outlive /uma/
>>583035638mambwo nyo...
>>583034856So dont play for 4 days and get 7500 carats?This is a no-brainer right? Has someone confirmed this is how it worked in JP?
>>583035694total neicha victory
@umagrok list me the /uma/ clubs that has been poisoned by disksword and clubs that don't
that is so funny...that is so fucking funny.....
>>583035575no. That was genuine and heartfelt, trolling faggots don't get to see it
>>583035693>Missed the obvious joke award
>>583035825You still get those pulls if you login, just not on kitasan
>>583035865check the #clublist
>>583035442Bricked?
>>583035825yeshttps://umapyoi.net/news/1124they will explain it at some point in the global newsfeed like the last time
Me and the girl I pulled by being schizophrenic
>>583035971>>583035947Well fuck, sorry in advance umadacchis time for a little vacation I guess This seems mad stupid
>>583035969no, danchou left our club and got replaced. New danchou's policy is good.
>>583035126If I was a girl I personally wouldn't be spending my time cosplaying the shitter sisters but good for you, I guess.
>Mejiro Ramonu: Ramonu is sophisticated, intense, mature, and deeply devoted to the passion of the turf. Given Cao Cao's literary soul (and his notorious affinity for mature, married/established women), his dynamic with Ramonu would feature intense intellectual banter, mutual fascination, and high drama.Is this true? Ramonu is a hag?
>>583035126Have you tried not eating like a pig? Then you could do it too.
>>583035978my pov
>>583036063>This seems mad stupidit's the last time we will ever get free uma pulls i think
Post Umanko
>>583036063I don't know if it's worth an SSR shardI had already budgeted for sparking Aryan Kitasan, so now I'm on the fence.
>>583036063True, They should give people the choice to use free pulls in whatever banner cause this benefits no one
>>583036168it's the last time we get major free uma pulls, other annis will have 1 daily free uma pull but never 10 daily again
>>583034856This is the most seanig shit ever.
>>583036210I want to marry Tamamo Cross and have at least 50 childrens. Inari would be my lover and give me other 50
>>583036124It's an hormonal problem
>>583036391Thats where the boner is made
>everyone is going on a vacation to get more free pulls while I stay alone cleaning the club roomSigh...
>>583036228I flatlined at 500k and didnt finish one event during the last scenario. And if you ask if I regreted, Id do it again in a heartbeat cause fuck trackblazer let me tell you that
>>583035918nyo...... don't say that........
>>583036512If I stop playing now they'll give me free carats?
>>583036512i will take a massive shit in the club's toilet right before i leave on vacation
>>583036512We have the club room all for ourselves
>>583035825You can wait till banner reset on the last day and have the free pulls go to Kita so it's only 6000 caratsMinus the dailies and reward carats you're missing out on and it's closer to 5000 carats but you're missing out on a shardIt's worth it but it's kinda meh too
are any of these actually good
>>583036742kys
>>583036403do you want to fuck teio or do you want to be teio? make up your mind nigga
>>583036719you're still going to flush it, right?r-right?
>>583036984
>>583036802
>>583036830you lost
Wait wait wait When do i stop logging in?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>583037268Retard
>>583037282preferably right now
>>583037282>he logged in todaybro......
i hope i get white dia i dont really care about kitasan
>>583037282The 21st
>>583037101>Aoi forgot to take her to the aquarium
google dockey???
>>583036329Explain
>>583037282>he logged in
>>583036403Anyone will become a skeleton on 1k kcal per day.
>>583037268>>583036742Thoughts? I thought you're a JP vet?
why do i need to stop logging in? i wanna do my dailies
if you flatline your danchou will be sad
instead of not logging in, you can just get lucky and have the uma show up in the free 50 pulls!!start implementing feng shui into your life today to increase your chances *v*
Slept for 10 hours and I'm still sleepy...I can start making aces tomorrow, maybe.......
>>583037601Nah Id rape you instead
i'm logging in and pulling 200 for sweepy
>>583037601she will come on the first pull, first gateI have faith
>>583037569Do you want 7500 extra carats in kitasan white pullsIf you dont, ignore and keep doing dailie
CM21 status?
>>583037569You will get 50 rolls (10 everyday), first 50 to support Sweepy. Second 50 to Kitasan White But for some reason if you dont login till Kita white all free rolls wiill go to Kita White
Teio's sweat dripping into my mouth after a race and she calls me disgusting as she wrings her shirt out into my mouth Submit Post
>>583037652when is cm anyway in like a week or two?
>>583037601I don't need feng shui or shilaoki to give me luck. The gambler spirit will ALWAYS have my back.
>>583036802eyes on the goal is good
>>583037596my danchou already said he will be flatlining
Even I eat moreOdds I save it for later
>>583037601i'm sparking the banner but I don't care about the free pullsif I need carats I just buy them
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt
>>583037568>level 4who even says shit like this for uncaps
>>583037596my danchou loves flatliners
>>583036802Eyes on the Goal is slightly more SP effective than homestretch haste
Don't hate the player, hate the game
>>583037774Hey new ruleIf you're gonna make posts like this say what distance it is
2 RUNS WITH TURF S AND LONG S2 RUNS WHENE NEITA KITAFUCKER AND COCK AND BALLS FINISHED THEIR CHAINRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEfuck you
>>583037774will probably use this taishin i made a while agotrying to make a sprint creek now but it's not going well since i dont have my own nishino
>>583037568Oh shit is V from Vladivostok? That would explain a lot
>Not familiar with making fronts>Check guides to see if I'm doing it right>Use the almost best deck posible for it>Can't stop getting my worst rated umas since GL beganSo, what am I missing in building kitasan anons? It is most likely a skill issue but I cant go beyond SS with her.Do I just keep trying until I highroll speed and therefore power?Has not happened once in 20 runs so I'm not sure.
>>583038090makes sense honestly
>>583037798Round 1 in 10 days
Weird
soft lips, soft hands, soft bobos...
>>583038093post your best kita so far with deck and umanko
>>583037976>not knowingShame shame shame....
>>583038205call me purple guy cuz I will put a child in this robot
>>583038093my bad I forgot to attach it
>>583038203Yeah, no shit that this bitch is weird.
>>583037568this one's funnier
>>583037774
God I need to cum in Maruzensky
something is going on with the wit yeppers card it always finishes it's chain no matter whati love yeppers now
Ok, I'm going to stop logging for those extra carats but don't fire me from the club, ok?
>>583038225here >>583038337This CM is frying my brain I'm fucking up every post
>>583037794>>583037759ok so when do i stop logging in?
>>583037568this board should just be nuked entirely
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S 100 POINTS DIFFERENCE I THOUGHT I WOULD GET 3RD ATLEAST
>>583038413>banjobber memory>"I won't lose!"
>>583038256Dober....
2 debuffers are looking more and more yummy as I try to train more aces for long in GL, I underestimated the damage a stamina card can do in the deck this scenario
>>583038413I wish I had Yaeno Muteki so bad...I'll selector her when the time comes
>>583030729Thanks for the jongsNext time you're all toast
>>583037568I'm more surprised it took you guys this long to find this
>>583037601Feng Shui is BULLSHIT
>>583038785not my day today.......
>>583038337Kita has 20% speed growth so 2 speed cards should be enough, and her 10% stam growth should let you push enough stam even with a power card if you're using stam sparkswhat kind of strategy are you using when doing GL? that deck should give you Uf on high rolls at least
>>583038509She's a powerlet but you not capping speed is a teller, she has 20% speed growth, Maru and Tachyon should be enough. Make sure that on top of the 15% bonus on junior year you buy a power+1, maybe try power sparks. You need 1500+ speed and arund 1k power to start seeing good results.
>>583038790I know a lot of things about him, I just like to drip feed it because it's funnier for me
>>583038337Try using 3 Speed instead of Creek
>>583038801I used to have constant allergies when I was a kid. My mom had a feng shui old lady move some furniture in my bedroom, and I never had those allergy problems again
>>583038901>>583038929>>583039112I think my problem was ignoring a few speed rainbows to get wit, but a front needs wit right? And I barely got the stamina I needed with super creek and 16 stam sparks, maybe I should go back to end closers where I can cope with 800 or 900 wit....
at the end of the day bro it is what it is bro this game just takes big fat steaming dumps on my head bro
>>583037568>my fellow whites
>>583038785wtf do jongers really look like this??
>>5830393391000 Wit is basically the minimum for a Front so you're not clicking Wit too much.Your Guts is shit so you are not clicking Creek very often
ummm is booru down?
7 -- Loves Only (You)4 -- Does Not Give a Shit about (You)
>>583038801Those jugs are HUGEMASSIVE SWINGING UDDERSA REAL GENUINE TITS MCGEE
>>583039339even if you were clicking wit all the time 1k wit is low to get so little speedwere your speed/wit facilities lv5 at the end of the run?don't do any extra races if you can
>actually considering the $70 uma ticket even though i'm 3 weeks unemployedim so fried
worldwide uma popularity rankings just droppedare uma players based or plebs?
>reddit poll
>>583039743>just dropped>just
Anyone from Tamalove on? Heard yesterday they were kicking some flatliners. I never flatline but no interest in dealing with a quota.
Friendly reminder that unless the irl horse died a virgin your Uma is a WHORSE
>>583039743>twitter poll
>>583039743this came out months ago, i specifically remember it
>>583039743
>>583039743>bijin, windy, flower 100th or lowerdistain for plebs.exe
>>583039731I'm a year unemployed and dropped 2k so far on uma related things
>>583039743its literally just the anime chars with the most screentime. As normie of a poll as it gets.
>>583039839Yeppers, ask Danchou to kick you to avoid the cooldown because we have a 60M monthly quota right now
what happened with the anon that was collecting uma sorter charts? did he ever post his results?
>>583039743the JP reactions to this were mostly "oh yeah X uma isn't in global yet so she's not as high" combined with some expected very popular umas that correspond with JP equivalent polls (eg golshi, oguri) i think the only ones that surprised them otherwise were digital and tm opera o being as high as they are
8 -- Rickey is the best and Feng Shui will save you7 -- Loves Only You love only you4 -- Fuku is shit and everyone dies in their sleep tonight
>>583039743globalbabs don't know shit about Ai-chan but still voted her that high
>>583040104gg
>>583039962>year unemployed idk how you do it gwo i'm so fucking bored already and feel like my neck is yearning for the rope
>>583039701>>583039583I admit I clicked power enough to get it to level 3 because she's a powerlet so I used non rainbow turns for it, but I guess I will just click wit and speed, and ocasional super creek and see
>>583039839don't believe this shit stirrer >>583040032 lies, I'm not danchou so no idea about club management but if he said anything maybe he will reply anytime soon
>>583040041no, he fucked off into the sunset and never returnedI spent 40 minutes sorting those damn umas, too
>>583040041yes
>>583040104good
>>583040113I know enough
>>583040180Still interviewing but just keep failing them. It is getting a little boring
>>583040180nta but I picked some hobbies up like gardening and cooking. I had so much free time that I got really good at it too and it made feel happy again
>>583040238>>583040217oh that was when I was gone for a few days >>581324067
>>583040113I watched Oshi no Ko she's basically my wife
>>583040041>>583040217Nice Nature: 156Manhattan Cafe: 112King Halo: 109Silence Suzuka: 95Agnes Digital: 86Tamamo Cross: 84Maruzensky: 83Seiun Sky: 70Smart Falcon: 68Eishin Flash: 67Aston Machan: 66Rice Shower: 63Sweep Tosho: 60Mihono Bourbon: 59Super Creek: 59Kitasan Black: 59Hishi Amazon: 58Symboli Kris S: 57Matikanefukukitaru: 56Mayano Top Gun: 56Grass Wonder: 56Mr. C.B.: 53Narita Brian: 53Biwa Hayahide: 53Matikanetannhauser: 50Curren Chan: 49Air Groove: 48Kawakami Princess: 46Nakayama Festa: 43Air Shakur: 42Narita Taishin: 41Nishino Flower: 41Calstone Light O: 40Meisho Doto: 40Tokai Teio: 40Admire Vega: 39Mejiro Dober: 38Symboli Rudolf: 38Sakura Laurel: 37Oguri Cap: 37Taiki Shuttle: 37Agnes Tachyon: 36Fuji Kiseki: 35Copano Rickey: 34Marvelous Sunday: 33Inari One: 33Gold City: 32Light Hello: 32T.M. Opera O: 31Vodka: 31Tanino Gimlet: 31Zenno Rob Roy: 30
>>583040041All I remember is that Natie is 1st place
>>583040180I've also been unemployed for 12 months and while money's tight, it's been amazing>read books like a motherfucker>vidya/animango>write>listen to musicI get to live like an aristocrat, I'm just broke while I'm doing it, but who cares? If I had $25M not much about my life would change except my house would be paid off and I'd buy better beef/chicken/pork.
>>583040041He did weeks ago yes.
>>583040401Stay Gold: 29Sakura Bakushin O: 28Still in Love: 27Daitaku Helios: 26Yaeno Muteki: 26Sirius Symboli: 24Espoir City: 24Mejiro Ardan: 24Mejiro McQueen: 24Hishi Akebono: 23Satono Crown: 23Mejiro Palmer: 23Bamboo Memory: 23Narita Top Road: 22Katsuragi Ace: 22Seeking the Pearl: 22El Condor Pasa: 21Daiwa Scarlet: 21Satono Diamond: 21Fine Motion: 20Mejiro Ramonu: 19Happy Meek: 19Gentildonna: 19Special Week: 19Mejiro Ryan: 18Sakura Chiyono O: 18Wonder Acute: 18Tosen Jordan: 17Fenomeno: 16Buena Vista: 16Cheval Grand: 16Daring Tact: 15Yukino Bijin: 15Twin Turbo: 15Ines Fujin: 15Hishi Miracle: 14Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi: 14Haru Urara: 14Rhein Kraft: 13Phalaenopsis: 13Rulership: 13Dream Journey: 12Red Desire: 12Orfevre: 12Lucky Lilac: 12Winning Ticket: 12Hokko Tarumae: 11Ikuno Dictus: 11Mejiro Bright: 10Admire Groove: 10Curren Bouquetd'or: 9Victoire Pisa: 9Shinko Windy: 9Transcend: 9Daiichi Ruby: 9Air Messiah: 8Bubble Gum Fellow: 8Vivlos: 8Durandal: 8Yamanin Zephyr: 8Duramente: 7Yunohana Bloom: 7Chrono Genesis: 6Marche Lorraine: 6Almond Eye: 6Sugar Lights: 6Gold Ship: 6Dantsu Flame: 5Neo Universe: 5Saint Lite: 5K.S. Miracle: 5Rigantona: 4Little Cocon: 3Epiphaneia: 2Gran Alegria: 2Royce and Royce: 2Sounds of Earth: 2No Reason: 1Speed Symboli: 1Sakura Chitose O: 10 AND KWABOTY GLUE TIER: Biko Pegasus, Furioso, North Flight, Verxina, Jungle Pocket, Believe, Samson Big, Tap Dance City, Cesario, Daring Heart, Fusaichi Pandora , Win Variation, Genuine, Blast Onepiece, Loves Only You, Kiseki, Forever Young, Logotype, Rose Kingdom, Efforia, Titleholder
>>583040401>Still In Love not even on the listI must've been the only one to have her on my list
>>583040401>manhattan cafè this highWait... did you change it?
>>583040558>Jungle pocket 0
>>583040534This is a good way of thinking, just remember that it was you who did this don't blame anyone else when the time comes. And it will come.
>>583040671im not the guy who made it, i just saved it when he did it, it was always this im pretty sure>>583040630she scored 27
>>583037392What of it? t's a clubs property, I'm nyot sharing
>>583040534Aren't you worried you can't pay off your mortgage
>>583040180Approaching 1.5 years unemployed. I apply to similar positions to what I had and have yet to be called for an interview. I would rather end it than work a "regular" job, and I have no interested in going back to college for a doctorate, so I just keep doing nothing while I have the funds to do so.
Reeeeeee, it's loopa for longs
>>583040558>>583040401i didn't vote so this list is outdated
>>583040630retard
>>583040401>>583040558thanks, archive-anon! /uma/ has some pretty damn good taste, I must say.
>>583040401I knew Nature was well-liked here, but didn't expect her to be THAT popular.
>>583037976my paizuri slave
>>583040932
>>583040401Laurel? My (& the other Laurelbro)'s wife
>>583040831a bit, so I keep whoring out the job applications, but it's a nightmare out here. my expenses are pretty low though, all told I spend a touch less than $800/month for mortgage/utilities/food.
>>583040812i just checked itit's real wowzies
>>583025115Hey danchou I've got someone who wants to join, mentioned it in clubchat
>>583040996shes the closest to a real normal female desu. cynical, bit self depreciating, likes normal things, its easy to insert her into the girl you liked IRL before she got some tall boyfriend and broke your heart
If I want to make a late surger but I only have nice nature wit at lb0, shoild I just don't do it? I reckon I need to borrow symboli kris and my nice nature alone wont be enough to carry to around 900 wit right
If you would choose to roll Laurel or Neo who you would roll? Meta wise (not because you like someone more)
>>583040852>have yet to be called for an interviewWhat are you doing gwo...>>583041110Which occupation...?
>>583040558>Gold Ship: 6
>>583041117I've already told you we are not gonna recruit your Discord friends
>>583041213yuni because her unique is a good inherit
>>583041060Sex with you
>>583041213Neo is way, way better.
>>583041213Neo, cuter and meta too
>>583041180>shes the closest to a real normal female desuthese are so unbelievably rare nowadays it's batshit crazy. I've known a few girls like this, and just being around them was comfy and relaxing as fuck. Just kind girls who were fun to be around
>>583040852>>583040321>>583040337>>583040534yeah idk how you are this zen gwos i'm stressed as fuck thinking about running out of means to live at some point in the future
>>583041180Also she's so relatable, her voice and way of talking are so soft and gives me strange feelings of love.Love her "oisu!" and "otsu!"
>>583041213Neo because medium cms are more often and she's also a good parent. That being said she drops after the only GM medium cm so I'll just be buying her for €20 at the start of L*Arc
>>583041328im not the gay erper
>>583041230bookkeeper.
>>583041395I make enough passive income from crypto for food and for a shitty place to live so idc that much
>>583041379i think girls brainwashed girls into thinking being nice and normal was bad. youve got to be a 'bad bitch', not a 'pick me'. the female version of guys thinking being a an andrew tate style dickhead is cool.
>>583041180>its easy to insert her into the girl you liked IRL before she got some tall boyfriend and broke your heartMy condolences, anon
>>583041395I was stressed for like a year but after getting rejection after rejection it just became routine and I'm apathetic now. Try picking up running or something, just do anything besides rotting
>>583041213If you're undecided between 2 uma banners, just pick the latter and tell yourself you'll simply just spook the other one
>>583041213me i'm probably dropping laurel from my plan as well
Why do people keep saying 400 pulls?
>>583039681>>583038801Visit Tomakomai and see them for real!
>>583041395Living at home and having a lot of savings help. Also it's fun at times hanging with the /uma/bwos
>>583041395>yeah idk how you are this zen gwos i'm stressed as fuck thinking about running out of means to live at some point in the futurejust being afraid is a waste of time and causes mental suffering. Instead, think about ways to solve the problem and start doing them, and do that every time your mind wanders to anxious thoughts instead of just stewing in anxiety. It helps a lot with staying in a focused, relaxed mental state.
>>583041213Neo
FINALLY making pace Spe work and all it took was thisIf you get a massive fuckton of midrace velocity you can manage with little acceleration
>>583040869if you are trying to get a long parent youre a sick fuck. long CM only comes around once a year just cope with A or get a borrowed long parent with 9x long
>>583041528Still SEX
>>583041213Laurel because you can just skip Uni and ticket her when there's finally a CM where she's good>>583041501After 2nd anni medium CMs are very sparse until 5th anni
>>583041561I was unemployed for 8 months once and crypto kept me afloat, the moment I got a job that entire position went underwater because I couldn't pay as much attention
>>583041781shan't happen. I am only for Still
hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>583041824>After 2nd anni medium CMs are very sparse until 5th anniI wonder why
Bakushin's boobies
>>583035205
>>583041501Actually Neo Uni is bad for any medium CM where Check doesn't work so even if she released earlier she would have been mid for Satsuki Sho
>>583041685if you want 5* or MLB good look getting that in 200 pulls
no.......................
>>583041920It's because that fat fuck ate all of the mediumsThere's a gaping bite-shaped hole in the racetrack
>>583041873kys
>>583040401>>583040558i thought we liked dantsu flame here
>>583041562you're right, I think. On the male side, the truth is that women find strong, competent men attractive, but there's so few of them around nowadays that they can act like jerks to women and women still pick them, so lots of them do. But for the guys who aren't inclined to act like jerks, they see>girls always pick the bad guyand then get frustrated when it doesn't work when they try it because they're just weak jerks which is doubly unattractive. Most men would wife a cute, kind, caring girl who's fun to be around. Maybe some girls put on a doormat personality to try and appeal to that, but I imagine it's comparatively rare.
>>583041628>Laurelei and Uni gonna be at same time for some timeDamn i can gamble and roll for 20 rolls and then 200 on Laureiei KINOOO>>583041335>>583041272>>583041346>>583041745Yeah neo it is I anyway buy other from ticket later lmao
>>583041395me too tamabro, me too, I failed to get a job after I graduated 3 years ago from a sciences degree, so tried to do a master's, and failed again to get a job for half a year, so I said fuck it, lets get into something less whimsical, and I studied coding, graduated and guess what, AI has taken a lot of junior dev jobs, so I can't find anything either.I decided to lower my expectations of life and get some bare bones half time job, but I got a chronic illness that has had me resting for 3 months, I might just rope
>>583042127I like her tits but thats it. Plenty of umas with a big bust.
>>583042127she smells of cheese
I've been tasked with facing your strongest trainer, who is he and where can I find him
>>583042127Literally who tier character
Reminder to everyone pulling Neo Uni that this is the first CM where she's good and it's 2 months into l'ArcUnless you are a pure f2p don't pull and wait the tickets
>>583042183Don't do that. Keep trying or we can do our own startup
>>583042127>we have nice nature at home
>>583042213@V someone is here for you
>>583042127tbf most people who submitted their rankings either did global-only umas or only global playable umas. thus all JP umas are a bit skewed
>>583042267If you need a communications lead I'm available and unemployed...
>>583042249Are you telling Laurelei gonna be viable sooner than Neo?
>>583042127You need to check which thread you're on
>>583042249aren't uma selectors paidhow are """pure""" f2ps gonna get them
>>583041685for support cards, getting MLB (necessary for the vast majority of strong SSRs) in 400 pulls is fairly likely, 58% chance. Sometimes you get it in less, other times RNG fucks you and it takes 600 pulls or even more. If you don't budget at least 400 for important cards, you are asking RNG to fuck you and you will not have fun. do you understand now?
>>583042395sexo
>>583042469retard
>>583039839We're not recruiting right now. Don't fall for a currenposter trying to get you to leave your club prematurely.
>>583042267I guess I'll keep trying anon, I just don't know how, I will just do an ace run for now...
>>583041985this is now a CB thread63 more days, boys!
>>583042213that would be uma&co danchou he is the gay chiyoposter
>>583042249all that matters is that she will be used a lot (by me) (sexually)
>>583042005>introduces you to her family at the end of her careeruhmmm... friends?
>>583041865But what if we met at Uma Live and held hands?
>>583041230Here, if you're not fresh out of college, you must either know someone inside or hope someone in HR becomes a sentient being for the first time in decades.>>583041395I know I'm never going to retire, so I'm not particularly worried about making money now vs the future.
>>583042579Being a junior is def tough. It'd be cool to do a personal project like Hakuraku of some sort
>>583031590Bro shouldn't be having them titties then
>>583042409Laurel releases right before the CM24 which is Haruten 2She's the best uma for that CM too, then the 1st month of l'Arc is Kikuka Sho LoH. Since it's long, lates are actually good despite being LoH. She's by far the strongest uma for that LoHwith Ballroom Seiun and Kitasan. Then Arima CM Laurel is top tier again with Xmas Bright and base DiaBlaze Brian is completely useless for LoH>>583042462Read my post again
>>583042557retard
what happened to scouting for who you like?
>>583041686BIGGER
>i am the only asian ittdiaspora dont count
I was a neet for almost 2 years but that was pretty much because I own my own place and I didnt have to pay rent, got a new job 2 weeks ago and Im gonna save up 70% of my wage if I ever have a neet period again, 1 year of work gives me about 2 years of neeting at my current costs
>>583042672I think this should be a CB/Luna thread
>>583042810I guess I should try get some stuff done while I'm iddle both to have something for show and to not get too rusty, I'll think some uma website for fun
>>583042969that's exactly what I'm doing, s'why there's so many non-fronts in my plan.
>>583042980If you're anything but Japanese, CHINA or maybe Korean, I highly doubt anyone gives a shit for your "I'm asian" card.
>>583042969I'm going to be pulling for whoever I like, without paying, not just pull only meta cards, and be mediocre in every open CM but have fun with the game.
>>583042980there are many SEAsians here. unless you're from the Big Three Asian countries that people actually care about.
>>583043164why is john xhina in caps
>>583042397Sounds like you can move into HR for a company
>>583042986I have this in print. It gives me a reason to live
>>583042719I think it's best you instead wait for your boyfriend to log on, bro
>>583042986those terms are acceptable
Have sex with umas
>>583042980>I'm the thread bottom thanks for askingwhat did he mean by this
>>583042980I'm half jap half worst korean though.
>>583042181You are getting gaslighted >>583042249
>>583043353I don't have one...
>>583043274imagine trump said it, makes it funnier>>583043310holy BASED>>583043363glad we came to an agreement!
>>583043289I've tried every adjacent position you can think of, they don't want me. I'm a teacher at the moment and it's fine but not what I wanna be doing at all
id like to see an /uma/ song popularity rankingingame songs only because otherwise i know youd all vote for kslop or justin bieber
>>583042213Taunt them and they will face you. Host a room with "789" in your post and he will appear.
>>583043537KIMI TO
If I do end up convincing my friend to go to umalive london with me, some of you fuckers better be there and willing to meet, even if just for a pint and a group pic with your faces replaced by your oshi
>>583042980What does diaspora mean
>>583043413Make sure to use protection!
>>583043537espo love
>>583043634NTA but for example: ''asian'' genetically but not from asia, born somewhere else
>>583043628why would anyone want to meet someone else from here
>>583043653NO!
>>583043806umama... please...
>>583043628Knowing nips that live won't take place until late 2027...
>>583043653Condoms are for throwing away
>>583043628I'd be down, if only cygames gave us a date at last...
>>583043653absolutely not, my wife deserves better than half-hearted love.
But what about the LA Uma Live. It's THIS MONTH!!
>>583043806to check if they are a debuffer, xogger, or front runner, and then kill them for the good of the game if so
>>583043903>go to LA>get shot
>>583043634it means immigrants
>>583043653>design in-world product>reddit tachyon reference
>>583043903>go to LA>don't get shot because I'm not black or in a gang>get robbed
>>583043806For fun and also this >>583043904If I meet a xog user Im decking them in the face
L'Arc gates
>>583043857Good. End of the year is busy and I'm more likely to get 3 days off from work in 2027. Even better - I may time it to a vacation and go visit Clarkson's farm while I'm there!
>>583043628what happens in the vip room stays in the vip room
>>583044093this is true
I give up on training kitasan, having so many races in senior year kills her in GL, the amount of stats I bleed there are insane
>>583043904>>583043904>>583043904!!! PACE NIGGER ALERT !!!
>>583043903***&** is meeting up for this event like we did at AX, danchou promised to wear chiyo cosplay
>>583043653>best for male x uma relationshipswhat happens if you wear this while having sex with a ningen? do they die?
>>583043628talkin irl and talking on 4chan are completely different. I even like some guys in my club a lot and talk to them almost daily but I'd never wanna meet them irl.
>>583044008>>583044093The food in London sucks and they have uglier people
>>583044110bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light
>>583041395>i'm stressed as fuck thinking about running out of means to live at some point in the futureFuture? Our generation doesn't have that. I hope you have a family to take care of you, as for me I am unable to work I am going straight to the grave.Umamusume: Pretty Grim
>>583043903>going to America
>>583044110>3/4 french horses in inner posts>2/2 japanese horses in outer posts
>>583044110I find it funny that Chestnut Rocket is trained in France but is owned by Poles
ITS OUThttps://ranking.net/rankings/best-umamusume-characters#js-result
>>583044110Terra with no jockey can win the bogchamp
>>583044374>he thinks his generation is the special one that's REALLY REALLY gonna end it all this time!!!
>>583044502>>583044502>>583044502have a bwead
>>583038801>>583041686>>583042974That's it. I'm dick rolling.
>>583044503Why are you unemployed?
>random ranking nobody cares about[-]
>>583044519Yeah, end without pensions.
>>583044273It's also way more expensiveI don't know how Europe manages to be both POOR AND EXPENSIVE. WHERE DOES ALL THE MONEY GO? THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE COMICALLY RICH BILLIONAIRES EVEN THEIR RULING CLASS IS POOR.
/uma/ how do I get a girlfriend?If it helps id go out with a super fat chick and I like zenno rob roy
>>583044519either the whole economic system changes, or we're fucked (or our child will be fucked because they will be forced to keep us alive)
>>583044428Polska Gurom!
>>583044790rent one until you get used to women
>>583044790JBT
>>583044987The hyper retarded DREAMs woman have will never not be hilarious to me
>>583044110Nice, GODMire terra can dismount both jockeys
>>583044750Europe economics is retarded because they have american's market influence but with Asia income, and instead of fixing this, we blame communists and fascists even if they never ruled anything in those places.
>>583041064desu desu, that's me
Lmao, french boomers probably have no idea what's going on,
>>583046560link
Aight, now we talkin. In before i overshoot the accel.
