#2061 - Early Access edition/hg/ Collage Poll (closes Friday)https://tally.so/r/KYdeoDHalo News:>Halo Franchise to be Rebooted under Activisionhttps://www.kitguru.net/tech-news/mustafa-mahmoud/halo-franchise-is-reportedly-being-rebooted-under-activision-according-to-insider/>Microsoft guts Halo Studios, gives the franchise to the Activision branchhttps://www.ign.com/articles/confirmed-microsoft-hands-halo-to-call-of-duty-developer-activision-as-part-of-huge-xbox-studios-shakeup>Halo and other Xbox franchises take part in McDonald's promotion with exclusive rewards (UK and Ireland only)https://youtu.be/Dr1sn4jPMMw?si=V-YS5H2cg74PrNSOGears News:>Lancer Pizza Cutter Already Sold Outhttps://www.thegamer.com/gears-of-war-pizza-cutter-lancer-collab/>E-Day "Agadio" Story Trailerhttps://youtu.be/S7yNdxbTVio?si=noHZwTu0kD4FjgP9>E-Day Multiplayer Trailerhttps://youtu.be/Q8jvw0yxSpU?si=pI8WMMGDwqBUTfrnPrevious >>582750214
Bleach is the root of all.
Man, both Gears and Halo fell off hard. Hope things get better from now on.
first
Imagine you're waiting in line for the E-Day Midnight Release, and some guy next to you starts talking to you about it. You have a good time chatting with him about the game, and then suddenly he asks you permission to drug you and rape you.Pretty crazy, right?But that would probably never happen.
>>582979063goddammit
>>582979148
>>582979134*kisses tips of fingers and poops them out into the air, making a "mwah!" sound*a masterpiece.
Anubis waited in line for hours
The Endless has arrived
Halo is beautiful.
>>582979413>>582979541
it's so farso faraway
>>582979651Where's the Campaign Evolved version?
They should put Asha as a character in E Day
>>582979767>200gbWow.
>>582979767HUGE
>>582979767>only thing I would have considered skipping is PvP>it's such a minority part of the game size that I might as well install it anyway
Snoy hereWhen do I get do play E Day or MCC?
games take more install size and have less features lol we are totally screwed, it doesnt even have private matches
>>582979984
>>582978973Ah, memories
Worked on my machine.
>>582980021Hey man it's very important that each character and weapon has 12 materials and each of those materials is using 3+ 4k textures.
>>582979767200gb is not a big deal in 2026
>>582980239
You are currently browsing /hg/ thread #2061>Previous Threads>>582750214 | #2060 - Reboot>>582404334 | #2059 - What did he mean by this?>>582175561 | #2058 - I think we're just getting started>>582028458 | #2057 - Rest In Piss
Posting other people's toons without their consent is akin to rape.
>>582980541she killed Trillions!
>>582980572Yeah she did!
>>582980626
So um what's there to do?
have sex with locust berserkers?
>vibe coding up some bullshit because i fucking hate haloscriptNo wonder this stuff has hit the modding scene like fucking crack. I barely know how to code but It Just Worksâ„¢.
>>582978973>halo and gear generalWhy can't you make your own thread, retard?
Shut up bitch
>>582989556find me a Malfoid vtuberuntil then, this is shit and you're gay for posting it
>>582989945>trans harry potter memeI think you really need to kill yourself.
Problems with R*ach, most of which are also true of 343 games (aside from based H2A MP):>sprint>armor abilities>loadouts>DMR>no BR>bloom>non smooth movement>nearly all Covenant weapons and vehicles play like shit, and the non smooth movement carries over into Covenant vehicles (not so much UNSC vehicles)>worse graphics than original trilogy>worse maps than original trilogyProblems with 343 games not present in R*ach:>no pre-game/post-game lobbies and party up>no classic 1-50 ranking>maybe no proximity chat and team chat, don't remember if these were removed or just never get used>slide, climb, etc>invincibility to friendly fire>ability to ghost through other players>teams are not color coded>no descope>killstreaks>even worse graphics than R*ach in 4 and 5>laggy (mostly just H6)For a Halo game to be good, it needs to fix EVERY SINGLE ONE of these issues. Literally every one.ALL of these issues, and the ONLY flaws with H2A are speed boost which isn't even in 4v4 maps, and loadouts. H2A proves that with Max Hoberman on board 343 was capable and competent enough to make good games if they chose to, they just deliberately chose not to.
>>582989523
>>582990952I can't play H2A multi though since it's absolutely horrendous to look at, just like 4.I'm not even talking about art style either but just the colouring, contrast etc. I have no idea how anyone could think it looks anything other than awful. Looks like someone stuck a filter over it. You could say it's the opposite of reach where instead of colours being desaturated they're overly loud and contrast way too high.3 is probably the peak of the franchise on this particular aspect.
The Rape man
>>5829939122 is the best in this regard, 3 is decent but washed out, 2 is perfect
>>582974937I gotta get my act together and get a gf ASAPRed, please share some ball knowledge
>>582994331a cute girl talked to me a few hours agoshould I ask her to be my gf?
>>582994331You missed the golden age of MSN/Myspace/Game chat etc. Mess lots of folk in all of thoseTalking to random people, including girls (especially if have similar music tastes) was just common place and usually the conversations were much more casual/humour based. Zoomers these days are awkward as fuck and tend to keep to established social circles/private partiesI'm glad I'm not in your position these days as I'd have to luck at all
>>582993951
>>582993951bro its just sex literally who cares
>>582994912kek
uh oh
>Which is nothing compared to what I'll do to you...
The Randy Pitchford of Halotubers
>>582997912Nope.
>>582999135Actman, stop
>>583000242Suddenly the rape joke makes sense.
>>583000242Now the Marty connection makes sense
Rise and shine nigga
GOOD MORNING and HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINTO
Why are retards coping so hard with the Activision switch, acting like we haven't had CoD mechanics in Halo since Reach? Are people that heavy larpers?
Why do retards think is going to play like CoD when they don't even have a development team yet?
>>582999135If the actman had been more handsome would his rape game have worked?
>>583005101Nah, he has zero rizz
>>583005101Yes.
>>582999135A daring synthesis
>>582999135>insane rape case front and center of twitter>idiot decides to flex on 343i and say that he was blacklisted for no reason>was blacklisted for joking about raping a woman to her face in front of studio leadership 2 years ago>"see there is a blacklist"fucking retard
>>583005101Of course
>>583005101That's how it works yes. If you're attractive, you will be forgiven for nearly every rape joke you make.
https://projectreclaimer.dev/
>>583007079Why is it so laggy if it's running from my own MCC copy?
IP GRABBER DO NOT CLICK
>>583007361Ruined by the watermark at the top.
>>582978973based and REVIVE ME pilled
it's not looking good for /our guy/
>>582998953>>583007597THEWALLSARECLOSINGIN
E-day is not looking good, bros....
>>583008386Didn't buywill get 1 month of game passjust like when I 100%ed that remake recently...
>>583008386Why?>t. not a spic so no interest to begin with
then dont ask?
>entire personality is being a mid 2000s gamer bro>says a corny rape joke that a mid 2000s gamer bro would say>instantly says sorry>says sorry again years later>internet acts like this is on the same level as actual rape and wants him to publically castrate himself foreveri hope he doubles down honestlyliterally a nothing burger.
>>583008386>E-day is not looking good, bros....Yeah, it's looking Great
>>583011793there's three issues1. It isn't just one instance. He has a track record of being an edgy creep2. He lied about why he was blacklisted as if he didn't know it was for the above reason3. It's not the mid 2000s anymore. Acting like a 2000s gamerbro when you're 30+ is pathetic
>>583011793>acting like a mid 2000's gamerbro in real life, in fucking 2024>as a 30 whatever year old man
>Lancer has 10000000 ammo>can't kill shit
>>583013049uh..... yeah? there's a reason why the cog were raped for 17 years straight. it's called media literacy, FAGGOT.
I want the next halo to be a third person cover shooter with 8 foot grunts.
why, so you can be raped by them? fucking queer.
that's enough, Kelly
>>583015814we won
>>583015814when is this coming to PS5?A year?
>>583015941anon, I...
The reviews agree with my opinion (on a game I have not played fully) so that means they're correct.
>>583015941
>>583015814Its grim that it got a good score, yet Microsoft will still shutter them because they can't make the 400 million back in record time.
>>583016305Same will happen to the Activision halo if it only does ok. If that team doesn't make a giant hit they're all going to be sucking dick on the street.
Is over
>preload yesterday only to need to download it AGAIN todayfuck offfffffffff
>download failed content file lockedWHAT
>estimated download time: 7 hoursI just want to fucking chainsaw grubs...
>>583020353>>583020607>>583021823it works on my machine
>>583022014
>Anya is Evil nowwhy are they fucking with the canon?
https://youtu.be/FKfbpWUV6R4?si=TXdUEA5gjC3BrgdM
>>583022114when will mine be posted
You need to earn your stripes first.
>>583024286
>>583016086Sarrrr
>>583024443the lazy gabriel......
>>583024443I wouldn't kneel to that.
The reliable flag carrier.
>>583025173You just did.
>>583025446
E-day completion checklist. Tagged as spoiler just in case. You can play on Insane right from the start.
>>582978973
Forced.
I think it was consensual.
shit anime desu
>>582994912https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AZWYHT_1Kwk
>shorts
More like Gears of War F-Day haha
>>583031635waaaaaaaaa
I'm OK with AI making mods for us because I no longer have to dickride 3 Discord users to get access to the modding documents and tools.
>>583032474Instead, you have to dickride a server to get download and game lobby links.
Thankfully I only care about playing Campaign.
>>583032474>publicly available modding documents and tools.good thing its a non issue
>>582978973i had a really hard time finding an xbox copy of the cemake and looks it's gonna be the same for e-day.
>>583033598
>>583034030who is this?
It's a Regular thing. You wouldn't get it.
then explain it to me
if you don't have Achilles I don't care how "Regular" you are...kiddo
>MCC not on sale againThey are REALLY mad about it having more players than Campaign Evolved and Infinite combined lol
>>583037906t. 5bab
>>583037906t. 4bab
>>583038751>>583038973cope cringefinite losers
itt 343tards being mad at other 343tards
Does anyone know how protective Activison-Blizzard is over their ips when it comes to things like music, cut content, content with unofficial releases, and so on?? Cause I just realized I might have to start archiving shit if they’re going to be faggots about it.
Gears is being played.
>>582978973Stop doing this bullshit. No one cares about Gears. I'm here for Halo.
Then post Halo.
are gay boys halo :3
>>583043474Sure.
What if you wanted to play a game but god said compiling shaders this may take a few minutes
>>583033598this faggot did nothing for 20 fucking years what the fuck is this shit
respect your elders
No.
We only respect Marty here.
I'm voting for Susie Lee actually.
who?
>>583047443what are you talking about Jason Jones at Bungie plays halo with us every time there's a lobby
its no longer 218
>>583049167
It's fun
Halo 2? We know.
oof
>Halo Studios vs. Halo Youtubers
>>583033598>AI-drivenWhy is AI so lame. It can't do anything cool yet and yet we keep pushing it before it's ready. Instead what little is actually useful is being used to make shitty things even worse. Not his product specifically, I just mean in general. Why does it need to cost tokens to do anything if it's already stealing stuff from everyone and using up our electricity and making electronics more expensive? How about you pay us back by making it free to use. But even if it was free, it's not even useful yet. How about you work on it until it's useful before you start spamming us with advertisements. These guys want to act like it's gonna be a public utility but they want to have the cake and eat it too. You want special treatment by the government then you better follow the same rules the other public utilities have to follow.Anyway, where's my AI Cortana girlfriend? Maybe they can start being useful by making that, first. And no I don't want to pay a monthly subscription to interact with her.
>>583054876They're talking about in-game lore, anon
She cute though. Nice Cortana cosplays too. Would politely ask her if she wanted to grab some coffee at Starbucks, then depending on how well we hit it off, would politely ask for her number because I think she's an interesting person and I'd like to talk to her more. And then never call her because I didn't think I'd ever get that far.
>>583054037same guy btwKelly has some demons to exercise for sure, nobody's perfect, but the people dancing on his grave are some of the gayest troons out there.For all the talk about maturity and acting ones age, there is a surprisingly low amount of forgiveness, which is a true indicator of being mature.Or I guess you could kick someone when they're down.
HALOID
Just be normal. Talk normally.You don't have to be edgy 24/7. You don't have to impress everyone or make a huge impact or statement. Just be chill.
>>583040502343? the company that was heavily involved in Call Of Duty: Reach (despite it being nominally a Bungie game) and ruined Halo? I don't like them>>583041669I heard activision are bigger faggots than microsoft about it
>>583056674>cute.jpg
One Piece is Halo. (Bleach rhymes with Reach, and Reach ruined Halo, so both of them have to go. It is what it is.)
>tranime
>>583057118Cortana cosplayers get bonus points. Simple as.
wan piss
>>583056015>Halo 5>Greatest Halo game of all timeYeah, undercover 343 employee.>Reach was the game that put Halo on the right track for w2here the series should goActivision, blacklist this looney toon. Do not take or consider any of his feedback. Simply ignore anything that comes out of his mouth. Pretend he's daffy duck or bugs bunny, you shouldn't take anything he says seriously.
nothing but corny uncs in this general
>>583058217You lack the whimsy to be here.
i hate you fucking bungie chuds
>>583058217Halo is a millenial franchiseGears mostly is too.
>>583054658Enter, our saviors.Halo [spoiler[ Vtubers. [/spoiler]
>>583058823oops
>>583058446no matter how often you bring this up, chopping your dick off is not "whimsical"
>>583059201
Halo is a boomer franchise.
How?
Ticonderoga's Jammer spoofed the 4 posts above the previous one.
>>583058823>>583059051forced
>>583058541I don't understand how some people can be this attached to cortana turning evil and killing millions of humans.
>>583059952a lot of them started with reach (barely cognitive as they are younger zoomers), so their first real halos would've been either 4 or 5. feels weird to say this, but its basically whats going on
>>583059651It's an arena shooter. Metroidvanias are also a boomer genre. All those players in customs playing duck hunt or jenga? Yeah, those are boomer games. And those are boomer players. Millenial players are on facebook playing farmville. Zoomer players are on tiktok playing roblox. Boomer players are on Xbox Live playing Duck Hunt in Halo Infinite/MCC.
>>583060056>real halos>4 or 5laughinggirls.jpg
Is this Halo?
>>583060894shut UP gobiin
We're living in a world where coalition makes a good Gears Of War game after learning from their mistakes after 2 games, yet 343/halo studios never learned from their mistakes and butchered the series, good job coalition
>>583061574343 has that same gamer hate that a lot of journalist websites had in the 2010s, just instead of it being a gay journalist website it was an entire gaming studio
Will Activision make female Spartan asses great again? Or will they continue to get nerfed?
>>583060023Forcedand copy pasted
>>583059201Someone is angery.
>>583060894worst /hg/ chapter ever (worse than baza)
>>583062465Problems with R*ach, most of which are also true of 343 games (aside from based H2A MP):>sprint>armor abilities>loadouts>DMR>no BR>bloom>non smooth movement>nearly all Covenant weapons and vehicles play like shit, and the non smooth movement carries over into Covenant vehicles (not so much UNSC vehicles)>worse graphics than original trilogy>worse maps than original trilogyProblems with 343 games not present in R*ach:>no pre-game/post-game lobbies and party up>no classic 1-50 ranking>maybe no proximity chat and team chat, don't remember if these were removed or just never get used>slide, climb, etc>invincibility to friendly fire>ability to ghost through other players>teams are not color coded>no descope>killstreaks>even worse graphics than R*ach in 4 and 5>laggy (mostly just H6)For a Halo game to be good, it needs to fix EVERY SINGLE ONE of these issues. Literally every one.ALL of these issues, and the ONLY flaws with H2A are speed boost which isn't even in 4v4 maps, and loadouts. H2A proves that with Max Hoberman on board 343 was capable and competent enough to make good games if they chose to, they just deliberately chose not to.
Buff the Needler.They won't but they should.Buff the Needler.
You fellas playing e-day? Was in the gowg discord years back and want some pvp buddies
>>583064049Let's go I'm down for PvP.GT: YeezeID
>>583064049>>583064318don't join this you will be groomed
>>583064049>You fellas playing e-day?yes>Was in the gowg discord years back and want some pvp buddiesIt's happening to some extent
Can someone make a screenshot of all the skins the game have? Im very curious to see wich characters they included, i saw some guy playing the game and he is literally playing as a black version of the top gun guy.
>>582999135>>583005101>>583006556>>583006359No seriously is rape joke is the first thing that comes in mind when any of you attend a socializing event?
>>583063269qrd?
>>583063471Halo 3's Needler was fine, it just had an ugly model.
>>583064049I don't play Gears PvP sorry.
>>583063273Forced And Halo 4 is the worst game in the franchise, cry moreyou're outnumbered
>>583063273Reach didn't have any classic ranking system either. In fact, it only had a single ranked playlist that was full of terrible gametypes and maps.
>>583066863Okay I will move that to the R*ach category next time I post, I didnt play that trash game enough to remember, thanks for the correction
>>583061574>https://youtu.be/atrNiV57bSsThis was 7 years ago, give Halo to the Coalition, they understand halo more than Halo/343 studio.
>>5830664654 has better MP than R*ach and 6, and better campaign than 5 and 6, and maybe better maps than R*ach and 6 (mostly just Harvest though). Still a trash game though.
>>5830672164 is better than vanilla Reach, but worse than TU.
It's sad that Reachfags have to fight Halo 4 constantly kekWhen a fan of any of the originals gets angry they blame others in the trilogy and some giant CE/2/3 back and forth spins out of itBut Reachfags realize their game is so mediocre that they can't fight the originals. They can only defend it from 343shit
>>583067345nahif it had BR and less intrusive armor abilities then MAYBE
>>5830674901, 2, and 3 are all based as fuck. 2 is best and 3 is an objective downgrade, 3 is a dumbed down version of 2, but I will still happily acknowledge that 3 is still a very great game (unlike Call Of Duty: R*ach)
>>583067490TRVTHNVKE
Reach won
/hg/ used to love 5 :/
>>583068002/hg/ used to be full of 5babs.They left when the game died out.
we all on 5 again when the pc port drops
>>583059624and I'm a woman
>>583068067goylo 5 seems to be the only 343 piece of trash that was able to build a small community
>>583068584ALBUQUERQUELBUQUERQUE
>>583068741denver
>>5830687355 actually has fun (albeit bad) MP unlike R*ach, 4, and 6.
>>583067216>no descopeleading to: cramped maps, no map movement, encouraging camping>OP loadouts, 10x worse than reach>vehicles unusable, made of cardboard and loadouts made it even worse>killstreaks>default sprint>shit story>the librarian>the fucking didact>worst art style in the franchise>sound design "overhaul" sounds generic as fuck, nothing like established games>ugly, way too much contrast>missions that are literally just press button, fight wave, repeat>promethean bullet sponges>crawlers that just run straight at you Worse game in the franchise. Are you contrarian, a 4babbie or just retarded?The ONLY redeemable thing 4 has is Cortanas model. That's all. >he has to mention Reach when 4 is mentioned!!!!No, my issue is with people (thankfully a minority) that think 4 isn't the absolute bottom of the franchise. Take your shitty "reboot" and fuck off.babbies first halo game is one that feels and looks nothing like halo
>>583068002no we didn't >>583068067there wasn't a single 5bab that I can recall. History revisionist that was never there. We left because the game is shit + we got Achilles. The spartan company and achilles was the only thing keeping the general going as it was a shared general objective and got people together for game nights
>>583070173>The ONLY redeemable thing 4 has is Cortanas model. That's all.The Railgun, Sticky Detonator and the SAW_______ were also great additions to the sandbox.
>>583070448>we got AchillesThat's pretty sad.
>>583070524railgun maybesticky detonator was a meme gun saw was op
Come get your COG tags.https://jointhecog.com/
pp grabber
pp grabbed by yeezeid -w-
Looks like there's just 1 map for Siege mode so far.
I got pp grabbed and bamboozled.
ACQUIRING IP.........IP AQCUIREDPoster above lives in Mexico.
>>583072524AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>583072524AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>583072175Nevermind I got a new map called Plaza Ruins now. I wonder if they rotate based on the hour.
>>583072524New Mexico is not Mexico, okay?
>>583070173>Are you contrarian, a 4babbie or just retarded?None of those. 4 campaign is worse than R*ach but R*ach MP is worse than 4. MP is more important bc MP is fun to play hours a day every day whereas campaign is pointless and boring to play any given campaign more than once every few years. Overall both games are shit.>default sprintSprint should not exist but IF it is to exist, everyone should have it and it should not block shields from recharging. No sprint >>>>>>>> standardized sprint >>> clusterfuck sprint (R*ach)
>>583073538"Clusterfuck" sprint was the least bad sprint.
>>583066465>And Halo 4 is the worst gameFor me it's 5, but they're bottom 2 for sure
>>583073692nah, 5 is the best of the COD knockoff trash.2>1>3>2A>>>>>5>>>>>4>6>>>>>R*ach
why does he censor the word?it just makes his samefagging more obvious.
>>583074170For campaign debatably yes, for MP nah
evening. hi hg
>>583074375>doesn't even know what samefagging isnewfag
>>582980626I'm going to be honest, anyone who calls 4tana "proportionate" is either a body blind retard or a comically massive prudeShe looks like 3tana but with saggier breasts
>>5830744324's maps I liked enough that I could overlook the gameplay as a bad cod knockoffOutside of Breakout I didn't like anything about 5 mp
>>583005101>>583005714How can you be more handsome than literally not norwooding?
>>582983773What are you using?Does it work to make games from zero?
>>583074864When I first played H5 MP I hated it but I started to enjoy it more after giving it a second chance, I think in significant part because it brought back a lot of classic weapons. But it definitely doesn't compare to the original trilogy. All I really like about 4 is CTF on Harvest.
Objective rankings:MP: 2 1 3 2A 5 4 6 RCampaign: 2 1 3 O R 6 4 5I could possibly be persuaded to flip 4 and 6 in either or both
Gears really brought the Mexicans to the general, damn.
>>583075913Why don't Mexicans wash their hands after they shit?
DOM, DEFEND MAJOR BURGER.
>>583074852she looks like 3tana but hot
>>583075913>implyingHalo 2 and Reach were already in MCC
>>583077284And now there's more of them!
I'm cancelling my pre-order.
we don't care chuddie
You just lost yourself a customer!
>>583078424cry about it chud.
>>583078424On the bright side, Xbox 360 emulation is only getting better with time, so one day we can look forward to playing Gears 1-3, even on android. And unlike classic Halo games, Gears 2 introduced bots, so you'll always be able to play multiplayer no matter what, and you don't need to be online for it like Infinite.
>>583077217>she looks like 3tana but fat
>>583080134
>>583079898like 3 people will do this
>>583080250>he doesn't like 2v2s
>>583078424is there a straight flag?seriously asking.
>>583080250>half the thread will do thisFine by me.
>>5830802501 of those 3 people? Me.
>>5830802501 one those 3 people? Also me.
>>583080643This. It's only fair.
hetshits be like "this represents me" like holy shit lmaoget a lifelosers
>>583081813zebra niggas LMFAO
>had to reply to himself
>>583033598>name your studio after something that doesnt work
lol cope, zebrafag
>>582978973>I love GOW, how did you know?
Gears of War: The Marcus Phoenix Collection>Gears of War + Gears of War: Ultimate Edition>Gears of War 2 + Gears of War 2 Anniversary>Gears of War 3>Gears of War 3 COG>Gears of War 4>Gears Pop!(Available on Xbox Series S/X, Playstation 5/Pro, Switch 2, Windows Store, Epic Games Store, and Steam)
>>583078424>bigender:(>BIG ENDER:)
anyone got any decent weapon mod loadouts for horde yet
het niggers be seething
>>583082814
3bros... Are we the Mexicans?
Always have been.
Is we playing Gears?
no. I'm white
Then type like one.
nah
mexican franchise
american website.
>>583089451AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE
The next Halo game will Surf Dracula Master Chief.
>>583089631Why the Czech Republic?
>>583092215Those are just desktop visits. It's a bit more different when you include phoneposters.
But why Czech Republic?
Halo's music is massively fucking overrated.
Way Too Early Game Rankings?
>>583092795But enough about Halo: Reach, Halo 4, Halo 5: Guardians and Halo Infinite.
>>583092795Hmmmm I guess so. But these days I listen to it more than any other videogame OST.
>>583092795t.
>>583092885Reach is some of Marty's best work.I'm not even a big Reach guy, I've said before that it has a soundtrack deserving of a much better game, but it's still an excellent score.
Halo has been played.
Worst Halo has been played* FTFY.
Classic Halo gameplay.
I'm trans BTW
>>583093150>oh no this is meant to be sad quick marty blast some over dramatic sad musicReach is really funny in the "oh you guys thought you had something here that's fucking hilarious" way.
We KNOW, YeezeID.
samefag
>>583092857>PvE3 > E-Day > 2 > 1 > 4 > 5 > Judgement>PvP2 > 5 > 4 > E-Day > 3 > 1 > Judgement
>>583092957GAYTRIOX WAS MY HORNIEST RECRUIT
>>583094325I roughly agree with this from a pure gameplay perspectiveWhat I want yo know is if E-Day aesthetically gets back at some of that OG Gears 1 dark and gritty aesthetic that was lacking even in the remaster.
No one cares about your shit game, Juan.
>>583094952it gets there by the end of the campaignunfortunately none of the siege maps feel like that
Yeah closest it gets to is Golden Quarter.
we is playing halo
nah I'm fondling my ballz
>>583095216>>583094952Gears 3 was the only game to do pre-wrecked COG esthetic well. It was supposed to be a very high imperial feel with lots of elegance and extravagance.E-Day once again goes with the boring psudo-future 4 and 5 COG shit. Luckily it all starts going to shit quickly and then does start to reflect the atmosphere of the 1st game somewhat, though it never quite gets that far
Here's your "skins grounded in the universe". I really like the part of the universe where Marcus turns into a giant golden phoenix to fight the Locus. >>583094325I disagree.>PVPJudgement (On release) > 3 > 5 > 2 > Judgement (Post-Title Update) > 1.
>>583101009yikes that's really unfortunateFuck zoomers.Also if I could go back in time I would slap my teenage self for playing Reach with Flaming Helmet on.
Remember the fallen.
the 4v4 actually plays better than I would have expected.I still wish it was 5v5 but i'll give them credit where credit is due for tuning the game around it somewhat well.Feels like it still needs some patching, but I don't want to overreact from just a day of playing.
Siege I think is really fun.For me at least it scratches the helldivers itch really well except I think I like it even more.the PvP I'm on the fence about
>>583101120It isn't all of the skins but I do find it funny so many people tried to argue with me when I told them the game will be stock full of lame aura skins. "It's only this one, the others will be serious!" 100% for the Halloween event they're going to release something with skulls and floating mist.
he has been branded
>>583101837AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>583101620>CampaignThe story feels interesting so far but at the same time the open world elements make the world a slog to get through. I like a lot of the world-building elements but at the same time the open world really adds nothing. I found myself kind of bored with a lot of it so far due to just having to run around.>PVP Feels kind of awful to me; clunky with poor hit registration. The lack of FFA also means I will probably not play a lot of it.>HordeI like it but at the same time it feels way too grindy. Like if you don't have everything fully unlocked every enemy is WAY too much of a bullet sponge. I know it's only the first day but having to spend almost a full magazine PER ENEMY gets really old.
>>583101009I remember getting annoyed by the bullshit weapon skins in Gears of War 3. The metal tone ones were fine (gold and I think there were silver ones too?) but the animated rainbow and glowy shit annoyed me.
>>583102107agreedagreedskill issueThe game appears to scale hard at first but by my 3rd class in the beta I was able to regularly lead leader boards from level 1
>>583102664gears 3 was one of the first games on console I remember really leaning in heavy to the gun skin micros
"collage by 2060 btw"
>>583102763>skill issueI am constantly landing headshots but it's like the game just flat out doesn't count them, it may be the hammerburst is just a terrible weapon
>>583101120I'm so glad I am not a skin addicted zoomer. I could play shitfinite just fine and achieve my "ideal" customization aesthetic without spending anything.>make spartan cadet olive>equip either just the default weapon coating or another one of the gun colored ones (i made the not-DMR black for instance)Job done.
Is this the halo thread?
Reach’s supposed to be a military campaign, but the UNSC uses the tactics of a 10 year old who dabbled a little in call of duty. Almost every major loss they suffer on screen is because the UNSC screwed up.A major counter offensive gets routed and forced into a pitched battle? Well maybe you should have deployed some anti air support and long range artillery instead of a fucking Calvary charge with an army of space technicals. Grafton gets shot down by an unforeseen threat? Then perhaps it should have sniped the target from a few dozen kilometers away to avoid traps instead of practically kissing the spire. Savannah gets broadsided? Maybe it should have pulled back to minimum safe distance and only reengaged the corvette when it was time to extract the team. Jorge has to stay behind and die, and Noble 6 has to make a blind jump off the corvette and walk for weeks to link back up with struggling UNSC forces because the corvette was too damaged to exfil on the Saber? Well then maybe savannah shouldn’t have stuck around to shoot the ship they’re trying to fucking capture. Which would have allowed marine reinforcements, just one guy less expensive than a spartan II, to be deployed from Savannah and light the bomb.Not to mention the plot holes (how does the corvette fly towards the super carrier if you blew off the thrusters?). Reach has always been my least favorite story in the bungie era.
>>583107259>reach randomly says the covenant have teleporters>they are never mentioned againI also like how there was a 32km long ship just loitering around in atmosphere but no one could detect it because "lmao it's cloaked".
>>583101837Caught in the act man
>>583107259>Reach has always been my least favorite story in the bungie era.>implying R*ach is a Bungie game
>>583112884You being upset by it doesn't change who made it.
>>583112884Who made it then?
>>582978973LMFAO literally you all.Especially OP.
>>583112884Reach contains everything that Bungie wanted to do but never had the time or resources for.
>>583113298>>583113438>>583113508It is literally a 343 game
>>583113502Cope
>>583114635It literally isn't.
>>583115720It literally is
>>583115720343 took it over and shat all over it with the TU buffing the best gun in the game and replacing everything with shitty gray forge maps
>>583115827Okay, but who made it?
>>583115767Do you get off to the idea of being perceived as having 80iq?
The roster for the COG is surprising decent
So why are Halo and Gears of War sharing a thread? And since when?
>>583115850343 and Bungie worked together on it, so, both of them. Its more a 343 game, Bungie just put their name on it
I fucking love how Reach throws a massive monkey wrench into the works of the BUNGIE = GODS retards.
>>583116620Absolutely delusional. Imagine hating a game so much you try and divorce it from the dev team you clearly tongue polish the asshole of for free.
>>583115720
>>583116836>>583116862Bungie did not make R*ach
Yeah they did dumbass.
Famous 343i employees, Marcus Lehto and Marty O'Donnell.
Look at em, those smug 343 bastards.
It's so easy to rile you up
>"halo is back, they decompiled CE! See? Here's footage of 40 people in a CE match!">download decompile>it says "you need a halo ce disc to play"Are you fucking kidding me?
>>583118429Maybe you should just stick to console if you rely on being spoonfed this much lil bro
>>583118819AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>583118819
Halo CE? 343 made it
Halo CE? I made it.
me? uhm trans teehee. luv reach uwu
Me? Gongaga.
is trenchbird hot
>>583126048Bungie made this.
>>583126263No! Sony held a gun to their head and forced them to make it! Bungie can do no wrong!
>>583118429Decomps typically require you to provide your own game files.
>>583118429retard-kun i...
>>583127439>can't use mcc CE filesfuck!
>>583128315I've been telling you for years that MCC Halo 1 and OG Halo 1 are not the same game.
>>583128627So I have to hunt down an original Xbox CE disc?
>>583129415Yeah
...I just bought all the copies on Ebay.
Siege is really fun wtf?Why did it take Gears 20 years to finally get a good gameplay loop?
>>583129957It has a good chaos factor
Copying Helldivers was a good idea. Who would've thought.
>>583129957it's basically "What if Helldivers but Gears of War" and it works surprisingly wellNobody wants to admit this but Halo would also work well as a BR even now. Some games just lend themselves to certain modes better.
A lot of games would benefit if they had a mode where you run around in a somewhat large map completing objectives at your own leisure with your buddies.
prospect bay sucksnot a fan
>>582941002looks fire afkeep me posted
>>583129415not anymore but for you maybe
>>583131945nah
>>583132849to each her own
The reason siege works is because it kind of lets you play it your own way and at your own pace.It's reminiscent of old-school Halo BTB where there is a lot going on but you don't have to be hyper dialed in every second.
>>583135097
master chief is trans allegory
>>583135926This is akin to rape. You are raping people. Stop right now.
>>583135926I wouldn't kneel to this.
>>583139152
>>583140231WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>583140231
>>583140231It took 19 years but we finally got something worse than "To War"What a time to be alive
What is even the difference
>>583142263For (YOU)?It doesn't really matter. They're both accurate.
>>583142387AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>583105412no it's the gears of war thread
>>583142263Genderflood
Gender Forms
>>583144702
What's up guys, this is the _____ man hereAnd today, we're going to be asking the question what makes _____ so _____ but also... ______?
>>583146087Do you think Activision is going to disappear him
>>583146223Activision is going to give all of these people zero fucking cloutI can't wait
>>583146223Activision is historically infamous for more or less not giving a fuck about E-Celeb input.
>>583146573Just like 343.
>>583146192He could have chosen to just shut up and nothing would've ever been revealed. The entire company was shuttered and new leadership was kicking inThis has to be one of the most avoidable downfalls of all time
The only youtubers and streamers that ever get invited to activision events are the ones that are actually competitive PvP players.So Mint Blitz MAY get an invite because he actually plays multiplayer.But lore obsesionists like Luc are shit outta luck.And even the people that do get invited, it's just to hype the game up. They don't actually get to leave any feedback that gets so much as blinked at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU8nlLTN098
>>582999135I have to admit the drama that has come out of the Halo community from the last two weeks has been more entertaining than anything else related to this franchise in recent memory
>>583147017>Asmongoloid shillOpinion (even if it's correct) discarded
>>583006359How absurd must this all have been from this guy's perspective>get informed you were put on some kind of blacklist by the people you're shilling for>the people you're shilling to start an uproar in your name>people you're shilling for kinda deny it and kinda suck your dick?>one of your close friends comes out extremely hard in your defense confirming the existence of the blacklist>immediately has his career potentially destroyed as a resultHow is one even supposed to process this? It's like a Michael Bay action scene
>>583147321What's wrong with Asmongoloid?
>>583147321The femboy which anon prefers has been prepared.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0FJXiLwirc
>>583148270He is the most uniquely repulsive kind of creature: someone who CHOOSES to be a third worlder despite having all the resources of the first world.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD--M-CWDDMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMNp26kZoOEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tthbWjdMjeghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHj4Z7qjnaQ
>>583148578>"""fem"""boy>Darth Vader begins speaking
>>583147321This.
>>583146831it's not like he was that relevant in the space lately, but maybe that's connected to the same reason. Maybe his decision to "step away" from covering Halo as much was because he knew there was too much irl heat on him
>>583116412Because both our franchises cant fucking survive on their own compared to the /v/ermin spamming generals for gachashit and anime rpg games and the merge happened pretty recently.>>583107259>>583108698Was it ever explained how Reach miraculously didnt have a single nuclear bomb despite the super carrier being the tip of the spear before the major invasion, that they needed to hotwire a FTL drive into a makeshift bomb that proved to be unreliable to destroy it?
Listening to competitive autistic e sport fags is the reason the brute faction lead by brutes couldn't get the brute shot in infinite. It's the reason why shit that's fun to use is abondened or nerfed to shit. It's the reason the alien weapons went from looking weird and alien to just purple colored versions of the human weapons. Or glowy silver and orange for the forerunner. Their version of fun is for everyone else to have less fun. I hope they all die before they start complaining to Activision about shit no one asked them to complain about. Faggots.
>>583149842This
>>583149842Truth nucular explosive.
>>583149842>is the reason the brute faction lead by brutes couldn't get the brute shot in infiniteNo, the reason is obviously because the physics engine was completely broken
>>583149842nahif that were true the game wouldn't have any of that shit to begin withThey have GAs when they play to pretty much only use the BR because they can't stand 343's sandbox, so they're definitely not the ones giving input that is considered on it
>>583150292I wish one team would randomly break a GA just to see the shitshow that would develop
>>583007079anyone wanna play halo 3 campaign 16 players?
>>583150560Tomorrow?
>>583150560I need to see a video of this in action. Taking on a scarab must be so fun. I hope someone rebalances the campaign for 16 players. Maybe they can even lift the NPC maximum count and throw even more enemies and vehicles at you.
>>583151049It works with anything on the workshop, even has the gmod fileshare peer to peer sync, its basically a custom games browser that works at the moment, though its buggy
>>583150560Sure.
>>583150560Seems like it would be most fun with a handful of skulls enabled. At least Mythic, Tilt, and Thunderstorm.
>>583151362Tilt is a big no-no, imo. Mythic and Thunderstorm are fine.
>>583151782What's wrong with Tilt? You'd have 12 more people than usual.
>>583152241It drastically changes some match ups that are just not fun to fight against.Especially Warthog turrets VS other vehicles.
Is this true?
>>583153118who
>>583153118i wonder what he thinks now
Miku... is Halo?
>>583153118He's not wrong about Reach and bloom being absolutely retarded, but Halo 4 had worse bullet magnetism and even flinch which just as random and terrible and that's without even getting to the killstreaks and perks. And the "fix" 343 made for the DMR being overpowered was to make the BR even more overpowered
>>583155770The BR was a complete joke pre-patch. 5 bursts to kill when so many other weapons got comparatively buffed was an omen of how 343's design would go in the future.
>>583153118The Halo Cycle?Yes, but only for "diehards"The more casual fans are unironically the more sensible ones.
>>583156327thisit's why BTB Heavies fags unironically have better opinions than BR start fags
>>583156431Let's not go that far.
>>583156495BR start fags don't even want to interact with 99% of the game. They just want to plink at each other from across the map.
>Want to talk about Gears.>Thread is full of the Halo garbage.Don't attach your bad game to ours just because you can't keep a general alive.
>>583156495I didn't meant to imply heavies fags are the beacon of understanding good halo, just that they're closer to being down to earth with what halo should be compared to BR start sweatfags
>>583156327But pic is the Halo cycle.
Halo is TERRIFYINGGears is HEALTHY
Destiny is SLOPMarathon is DEAD
Halofollower is BASEDAct Man is COOKED
My Wife
>>583158809the girls aren't hot anymore they're all butch lesbians now
>>583115640>not 94 at leastBad ratings
I love this guys>>>/v/748900863
When was the last time Microsoft managed to mog someone? Do we have to go back 15 years to 360?
>>583157881Marathon is peak and every time I boot it up I want to jerk off to all the runners.
>The Infinite DLC plan was just Avengers Endgame except they still lose in the endyawn.I'm so glad this shit is getting tossed in the trash
>>582990952The core gameplay of reach was so bad, infection was the most popular playlist by a landslide. The only time that has ever happened in a halo game. Say what you want about halo 4, but at least the majority of the player base were actually playing the game as it was intended. BTB was the most popular playlist there. I think when people are fans of Reach they pretty much always have fond memories of custom games. Never matchmaking.
>>583161557Source?
>>583161647https://youtu.be/GGUGPs9b3e0?si=gXZzjOKWw2MMYJBJ
>>583161557What is it with 343 and making the Chief look bad and get beat up all the time?He constantly needs saving in their games.
>>583161606>Say what you want about halo 4I'll say it's the worst halo game no matter how much you keep seething otherwise decades later
>>583161573Me and Yeezel
>>583161606Custom games are the soul of Halo so I'm not sure what the problem is.Also>Say what you want about Halo 4, butlol
>>583161879The believe trailer did irreversible damage to the franchise
Gears will be played
I I SHHHH I JUST SHHHJ I NEED TO SHHHHEJEH I CAN'T KEEP HALO OUT OF MY SHHHHH AND SHHHWH AND SHHHHH WHY DOES THE PLASMA PISTOL HAVEHAVE HAAAAAVSHHHHSHHHS SHHHHHSHHH SHHHHSHHHFUCKING DUCKS IN THE POOLLONGSHORE IS A TERRIBLE MAP SHHHHS
but enough about Gears 3 having a rushed ME3 tier conclusion that came out of nowhere
>>583162102That trailer was uplifting, Chief having a trump card (the Plasma Grenade) in his hand.What no media literacy does to a motherfucker.
e day is too anti chud for me. sorry guys.
>>583162543anti-chud states are just better places to live in generalgrow up
>>583162819
>>583161606Halo 4 is the worst game in the franchise.Holy fucking Cope!>B-b-b-but at least people were playing more than 1 playlist!Someone post the Halo 4 population drop off graph, please.
>>583162819Even the Mexican Savior of the White Race, Nick Fuentes, agrees.
I honestly don't care about ragging on 4 anymoreit's just old nowyeah it was ass, but there are bigger newer fish to fry
>>583158809Every time i see sam and anya I'm reminded of the fact that after e-day all men were conscripted into gears while women were sent to literal breeding camps
>>583163818Not canon in Gears 1.
>canon
>>583163927Uh... i don't know how to tell you this but it was still going on until jacinto fell
>>583163393>there are bigger newer fish to frypointless, since nobody likes 5 (outside of mpfags, and barely) and infinite. while gaylo 4 has a fuck ton of zoomers defending it, since its their first halo
>>583161557yeah this sounded really gay, im glad they never got to make it
>>583164758343simps have lost, anon.They lost.Their shit is being discarded and forgotten. There can be no greater punishment.So let them cope I say. Trying to argue with them is like trying to argue with a retard on death row.
Cursed Gears when?
Gears won btw Sony lost
>>583161879If 343 had written the giving the covenant back their bomb scene chief would have been beaten up by a grunt before he got to it, get knocked on his, failed his goal and spent the rest of the game grumpy and sad
>>583165225Im all for call of halo if it means chief stops being a mopey fag that's constantly getting tossed around like a bitch.
sounds like /hg/ agrees Chief should be less of a huge mopey bitch but also less depicted as a dietic icon.
>>583170939he should literally be like Marcus except talking less
Do you think the flood would infect the Endless & other precursors?
>>583171589T R V K E
>>583170939
>>583171589ball knowing rupture identifiedball knowing rupture identifiedball knowing rupture identified
>>583163818>artificial insemination or sexual intercourseFor me, it's sexual intercourse.
>>583172737plap plap plap plap plap
>>583170207if what he says its true, not only is he a mopey homo who cries goodbye to notcortana, all of his friends show up and save him at the end in an completely unexplained situation but just like avengers where he wouldve been pogging over every reveal as they dropped in and did their power rangers/marvel shit and saved the day. its incredibly gay and again would require like 3 more books to explain how they all got in contact with eachother and why it took so long for them to get there and how they avoided the banished ships. just fucking plothole city
>"More questions? Splendid!">immediately starts shooting arbiter before he can ask any questions and potentially get redpilled earlyHalo 2 is poorly written
>>583174346Heretic Leader didn't care about truthpilling Arbiter.
So why exactly didn't the entirety of the Forerunner race not digitise themselves like the promethian knights and fight off the flood?
>>583161606Yeah. All I really like on Halo 4 is CTF on Harvest. The combination of gametype and map is so perfect. Exile is also a fun BTB map for any gametype as long as its 8v8, and I also had fun for a brief stretch playing Swat on Halo 4.R*ach? I don't really have anything at all good to say about the MP aside from I guess the magnum is decent.5? Not a good game but the MP can still be fun, brought back classic weapons.6? Laggy, ghost through other players, invincibility to friendly fire, if not for those 3 things it might be tolerable.As far as I am concerned I am up for a few matches per year of H4, and maybe a week or so per year of H5, other than that I will stick to 1, 2, 3, and 2A.
>>583174346only bc it was rushed and rewritten late in development, but yeah Bungie fumbled the Arbiter/Heretic interactions
Did anyone here played on those custom big lobbies yet? How's the optimization? Does it crash often?
>>583174960In Project Reclaimer?It's mostly stable and I've not seen any significant performance drop.
>>583174690>Yeah. All I really like on Halo 4 is CTF on HarvestHow many times do you need to fucking post the same shit. Still sounds like absolute cope. Not only is Harvest a shit map but not being able to drop the flag in CTF also makes the game mode shit. You have terrible taste.How fucking dedicated does a person have to be to the shittest game in a franchise to still be yapping about it in multiple threads whilst achieving nothing. Even trying to Force your "R*ach" meme.
>>583174235and then they want to have it have no real consequence at the same time anyway so they can sequelbait and end on a cliffhanger where the endless wins anyway.It's gay.
Regulars... assemble!
>>583175450>Not only is Harvest a shit mapIt is not>not being able to drop the flag in CTF also makes the game mode shitCorrect, but Harvest is still a well suited map for CTF. The gameplay is bad but the map is good so its worth playing one match of CTF on Harvest about once a year.>How fucking dedicated does a person have to be to the shittest game in a franchisDedicated? Lol? I have said over and over and over that 4 is fucking trash, it's just not as trash as R*ach.>Even trying to Force your "R*ach" meme."My meme"? Lol? Fucking newfag. Everyone used to call it that, maybe not any more, no idea because I have hardly been in this thread in years.
>>583161606Reach was the first time that Infection was a permanent playlist. 4 fucked up the mode with Flood not allowing for nearly as much flexibility and the later iterations weren't even there at launch.I liked 2v2 Halo 4 a lot. There were a lot of cool forge maps made in that time, and the eventual modding to remove sprint and later adjust weapon balance allowed me to dump a lot of hours into that game.
>>583176427>remove sprintBASED
Halo 4babbies will always try to take the place of Reach
reach won
>>583177693baby R*achtard trying so hard to fit in with the cool kids and failing
I see lil troll is backhe's wrong tho, we never called it that
>>583178940Reachbab, part of the group but acknowledged as the smallest most irrelevantthe 4bab meanwhile crying that no one even gives them the time of daylike poetry
Millions of people became fans of Halo because of 343’s games.Thats not something to be ignored.
>>583179286They can play NuHalo and MCC with the rest of us.
>>583179205>part of the groupthe one everyone else hates but follows them around anyway
>>583179359FUCK YOU CHUD
We're playing Reach tomorrow. Just FYI.
>>583179519AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>583179519AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>583179519F4CK!!!!
>>583179802>>583179818>>583179932Forced.
>>583180045>Forced.
Wake me when the Puerto Ricans are gone, and I'll return.
>>583182015>MEET THE HALO 4 TEAM
Halo will be played.
What did Catherine mean by this?
>>583182632Israeli temptress, do not click!
>>583182632Nothing
>>583182716kek
>>583182785I'm starting to suspect this was Marty's idea
>>583182908Let's ask him.