Let them eat cake Edition>What is /crpgg/?This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer roleplaying games such as:Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, Might and Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.pngPrevious: >>582794346>Thread QuestionNow that the dust has settled, was Camellia a good waifu?
That quote is wrong, and no,
First for Asypce is ugly and Stella is boring
>>583017890Only if you enjoy NTR
>>583017890Slop.
Romancing Camellia is like pic related
>>583017890objectively noshe fucks off to get away from you in her endings
I forgot how shitty the wotr/kingmaker tooltips are. It doesn't say anywhere in the tooltip for spell resistance that spell penetration is added to the 1d20 roll for a check against spell resistance, only that caster level is added.
>>583017890>was Camellia a good waifu?A good waifu? No. A good eggsac? Yes.
>>583017890>Thread QuestionYes
Glory to reddit!!!!!
>>583019923Glory to Aspyce. Glory to Reddit!!!
*uncomputers your rpg*Fuck you.
>>583020443Oh so it's just Mass Effect and The Elder Scrolls now.
>>583020443but my mods....
>>583020443You shall never get your claws in me, Sonyboi.
no sorrow for those lost in righteous battle
>Inquisition is not a CRPGI figured it outCRPG = you can't jumpARPG = you can jumpoh yeah, it totally makes sense
>>583021232being a smartass won't change the fact that it isn't a crpg.
I want to live in the Underrail, Metro, Sunless Sea universe.They're so incredibly comfy. Living underground is so peak, why can't we have this.
>>583021232inquisition is more of a crpg than shitlines 2
>>583021745CRPGs are not a metric. They either are or are not. Neither inquisition nor bloodlines 2 are crpgs.
>>583021232you can't jump in ME (an ARPG)
>>583022002if Inquisition isn't a CRPG neither is ME
is danganronpa a crpg
>>583022002its a crpg
>>583022085You would be correct. It isn't.
>>583022109Any game in which you are playing a role counts as a crpg so yes.
>>583022109/drg/ is worse than here because its a bunch of avatarfags talking about their personal lives
>>583022780Sounds like the doki doki lit club general, or the katawa shojou general or.....Only the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. general is free of such blight.
>>583022109I wanna smooch Mahiru
>>583022978I guess thats the fate of animu games that have no content in 10+ years...
was a companion that wasn't another human too much to ask?even the enemies are just elves againzzz
>>583024131DH will have all the weird shit.
realistically female characters should have -2 strength and -2 intelligence but say, +4 charisma to balance it out
>>583024278realistically they should have one additional inventory space
>>583024278The moid inability to accept that women outperform men even in STEM
Damn, the rogue trader looks like THAT?
>>583024278female charisma only works on men who don't already get regular sex
>>583024680No, he's a fat bastard in a powdered wig that slips Cassia his whale.
>>583024131owlkek too lazy to make a new model
>>583024278>+4 charismalol no
The fact that a four square Ogryn is recruited very early in Dark Heresy so that the maps are designed for his presence makes me believe we are actually getting an Ork eventually, or something equally as big.
>>583024278>+4 charismaMaybe when speaking with normgroids
>>583024278That would make them far superior Paladins and male players wouldn't be able to accept that. It takes a man's arrogance to believe only they are fit to be judge, jury, and executioner.
also trans characters should have -2 strength, -4 wisdom and -6 charisma
>>583025268
foid paladins be like "the criminal killed three children, but they were depressed, so let them go"
>>583024984enjoy your space marine
>>583025551NO!!!!!!!Sister Novitiate and Hive Scum is a given for DLC though.
>>583024984Cogg already takes the big retard spot but looking at RT dlc characters... 2 of the same checks out. Depends on if Owlcat wants to stop copying Darktide
>>583025506foid paladins be like "yes I murdered my three children but my goddess didn't let me fall because I was depressed"
>>583025506Cam's gofundme mindbroke you
>>583025506>>583025642dey really do be like dat
>>583025642>my goddessmore like 'jasoom is in retrograde'
Arue paladins be like "the succubus flayed alive 300 people, but she is very very sad about it now, so let her go"
>>583025670Women are such evil beings
>>583025639There's plenty of big options. A space marine (please no), an Ork who is a Freeboota or with the Blood Axes, another Ogryn, a Man of Iron, uuuhh......
>>583025984A marine is guaranteed
>>583025984We already know that an edgy night lord will be a companion
>>583026140Aside from the secret Night Lord companion? I really don't want a space marine as a dlc.
>>583026259Not dlc but base game. probably 2 types like Ulfar and Uralon
>>583025670i can see camellia being ugly enough to get donations from other women
>>583026247>>583026414I hope the Night Lord won't be a Xanthite exclusive option. Fighting fire with fire is awesome.
>>583026259you WILL buy the Deathwatch DLC
>>583026542She's rich so that may discourage them
>>583025919Yeah let's ignore the fact that 99% of mass murder and mass slaughter and genocides in history were committed by men and some of them even end up being idolized in some circles because uhhhhhhh.... this one woman who killed a few is really tipping the scales!!!!
>>583026809You don't get it
>>583026809don't encourage them. they browse tiktok all day about this case and get mad
foids be like "that man killed that serial rapist, making him just as evil. let's all go to therapy"
women be like we don't need men in society but couldn't open a jar of pickles without one
this explains why valerie broke them
>>583027234I've never romanced Valerie
>>583027234That's why I like her
foids taking a lot of Ls this thread so far
>>583026982>let's all go to therapyHeh
>>583027381>constantly crying about all the attention she gets>then starts crying even HARDER when people stop paying attention to her>a cunt in general who constantly treats her friends like shit>autistic lawtard that's perfectly okay with doing evil shit (complete with serving a cartoon villain CE baron) simply because it's "the law"Yeah I can see why you like her
I wanna smooch her.
>>583027146Why are they like this?
>>583027979Whatever could these shapes mean?
kingmaker companions be like>dwarf that's suffering from a crisis of faith and going crazy>two slaves that are definition of damaged goods>twin sisters on the run that are about to be jewed out by their grandpa>angel desperate enough to see his goddess again to the point he commits evil>kinslayer traitor that abandoned the only person she cared about from her tribe>a man who lost his entire fucking village, including his family, to trolls>OHHHHHH WOEEEE IS MEEE I'M SOOOOO PRETTY :(
>>583028268thats our valerie
>>583028268yes Valerie is a dumb spoiled cunt, that's the point of her questline
>>583028268>a man who lost his entire fucking village, including his family, to trollshad a giggle reading this because my mind defaulted to the internet variety
how does she lie down
>>583029948very carefully
>>583024270>DH will have all the weird shit.Wish I could refund rt to buy dh then.
>>583030295Did RT bankrupt your personal finances.
>>583029948They should have done a different limb instead of just copying Jae
>>583029948Waifuism aside, what is the plot of the dlc supposed to be? I saw some black space marine images but I'm not a big 40fag so I have no reference for what those are.
>>583024131>>583024850all the money went to salvaging expanse
Crazy that DH has the same amount of aliens RT does
>>583030473Those are Black Legion traitor marines.
>>583030473a ghost ship
my favorite type of space alien
>>583030718NeatI liked that book section with the ghost ship in the base game
>>583030667Still mad they teased this, had a unique model for it, and the only used it once in a minor dungeon.
>>583024680My rouge trader looks like this.
Rogue trader needs to have more aliens but they can't be anything remotely alien. I need a blue woman who looks and acts exactly like a human.
>>583030367My currency is worth shit so yeah. It kinda did.
>>583031165I think the kroot would have made for sense for RT than DH
>>583030857>T'Why the apostrophe?
>>583025551Hell yeah, mind-wiped red hunters slave here we come.
>>583031067Does he also engage in these types of activities?
>>583031250That isn't a sexy blue woman thus it is a humiliation ritual
>>583025632>Sister Novitiate and Hive Scum is a given for DLC though.Good to know what's to come so I can skip them.
>>583025551Not getting a night lord would be lame, so yeah, I hope so.
>>583025632ty darktide
>>583031385He mostly just meanders around space aimlessly and saying what ho and asking people what they do.
>>583031238Damn, sorry about that.>>583031272That's how it's officially written.
>>583031481I don't care about your marines. Can't wait to kill him.
>>583031428It's also ntr when you think about it because Owlcat cucked you out of a blue woman
>>583031165blue with hooves rates higher than lanklet with pointy earsany type of abhuman would have been more visually distinct than elves in spaceeven orks being transplanted instead of elves would have been more interestingif they wanted to reuse models, nids/daemonettes/sslyth were right there
>>583031272Retconpostrophe
>>583030857AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GIVE ME TAU IN DARK HERESY PLEASEEEEEEEE
>>583031849not going to happen the kroots already took the spot
>>583031757You know that if we got any of these they wouldn't look anything like this sex pest's art, right?
>>583026604>buy
>>583031757Idira would have been more popular if she looked like left
>>583031941Jericho maw is right there. It's begging for Tau.Easily transferable rules too.
>>583031849Not happening take your brainwashed zealot number 13!
>>583032118if the tau was female and romanceable it would make you seethe anyway
>>583032039I said this
>>583032118>he thinks a tau wouldn't also be a brainwashed zealot
>>583031973the wiki descriptions all sound infinitely more interesting than tolkien race in spacecassia doesn't look like the one in the pic, but she's absolutely more visually interesting than yrliet unless you're noldor-level obsessed
>>583031481do you think he'll make us a skinsuit to wear?
>>583032301it's a different kind of zealotry so it's more interesting to explore.
>>583032245I said nothing about romance Stellafag. Solomonre is also a brainwashed zealot but in a different way >>583032301Not the imperium type
a tau is never getting in because they know people would want a female one and GW would rather kys before letting you romance one, for the same reasons as Argentaso they just avoid the problem altogether and pretend tau don't exist
>>583032582It would be fun to see the reaction of the "I just want xenos I swear, its loreful" people when a tau is revealed and he's male.
>>583032582Even if we got a female one people would have a melty over her not looking like the fanart anyway
>>583032582Then add a male tau idc, tau are canonically ugly and have no giant cow tits anways.
>>583032752it's funny how seriously you people take memes, everyone knows they don't actually look like that
I will take a male tau and ork
>>583032980i will take anything that isn't elf, dwarf or humana tall order for owlcat
>>583032980This please. I'm desperate for anything. I want more xenos.
>>583027905
>>583033160>>583033246You are literally getting a kroot
Cute Yrliet
>>583032062No, you're the one begging for tau, lmao.
>>583033431I want more xenos. The Kroot is an excellent start. It's the best representation of Kroot in vidya yet.
>>583032118Thanks. I will. Yiur tears are delicious
yrliet naked dogeza after cumrag
>>583033439Yrliet meeting someone who is nearly as autistic as herself
>>583033703>Yiur
>>583033439woah, look at that exotic alien on the right!never seen that thing on her forehead before either
>>58303393190% of the 40gay aliens are just fantasy races but in space
>>583034154whoa... mind blown
Let's be honest with ourselves. We are not getting xenos in the Dark Heresy dlcs either. The safe option is to always to humans so all alignments can feel included.
Xenos are ugly and creepy looking
>>583034781But my deldar waifu....
>>583034781What I think. GW and Olwcat both are lame
You're a queer fellow!
>>583034983>How dare you, you little sh->I AM GONE *runs away*
>>583034781Sadly true, but that doesn't mean all the dlcs have to be still imperial centric. You can have your fanatic young woman raised as a weapon romance companion and have her dlc include a bunch of Tau npc allies/foes.
>>583027119Pickles aren't hard to open if you have a brain. Even if a lid is stuck there are ways to loosen it that don't require brute force. It's cute that you think opening pickles is a big reason for men's worth though, when passing the low bar of even liking women as people is more important.
>>583035475>Pickles aren't hard to open if you have a brainsays a lot about women
>>583034781Alright listen here... a DLC... with TWO companions.
>>583032935>he thinks tertiaries know the memes aren't real
>>583035475I just put mine upside down under some warm water and then screw with the help of a dish cloth.
>>583035475>Even if a lid is stuck there are ways to loosen it that don't require brute forceFree kitchen jar opening hack: hold the jar on the table with one hand then wack the lid a few times hard with a spoon. That's all you need to do.
>>583035559They're not going to do that again because it would be way too much content for a single DLC
I hope they don't do 4 companion dlc again. Just add 2 and the others can be a new story/zone to explore
>>583035882Enjoy your shards of microglass
>>583035882I just throw it at the nearest moid
>>583035984When the surveys release you better say that. >>583036061foid*
>>583035475>passing the low bar of even liking women as people is more important.Foids aren't people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--wAw7gBQxU
>>583035984i'd rather they stop doing companion dlcs altogetherno point if it's just humans, might as well invest that writing effort into fleshing out the ones we already have
>>583035997Not that hard, lmao!Just tap wack it 2 or 3 times on the side of the lid not the jar glass itself. And then you can unscrew the lid off with no problem. Try it next time and see if it's helpful for you. It saved me a lot of nerves.
>>583036584Exclusive Disco and Ra'akhti dlc
>>583036662I'll check that out, thanks. Usually hot water has done it for me, but a spoon is always more accessible than hot water in the long run.
>>583034781We'll get xenos but not the ones you want.
>>583036842Always happy to help a fellow anon out :)
>>583036584its owlscat tradition though
>>583035475>even liking women as peopleBut why would I do that?
>>583036584>i'd rather they stop doing companion dlcs altogetherSame. I'd rather we get more content to the companions we already have. Have them react more during the new dlc adventure, add more scenes or discussions you can have with them, and some micro branching to their epilogues where it makes sense; stuff like that.
>>583037227such a tradition that the first 3 WotR dlcs didn't add a companion at all no, they did this for RT because they backpedaled hard after the backslash they got from that game, but they went too far and ended up bloating the cast
>>583036584>>583037549The companions have to be good first.
>>583037884Pathfinder lost
>>583037838who fucking caresit's a chance to help them replace dud companionseogunn shouldn't not exist because jae took the spot first
>>583037838this means DH will hit the sweet spot!
Zero parades's update is live. Red or Yellow skills? I already did blue.
>>583040231Yellow is the most fun imo.
>>583040495Suits the asshole deniable ops throw everyone under the bus run.
>>583040231nobody played that
>>583041091THE PEOPLE'S SPY DOES NOT SHIRK FROM DUTY
>>583040231Which skill did you find the most useful for your last run?
>>583033439 ELANTACH THESE ARE NOT THE STEGOSAURUS SHAPED NUGGIES YOU PROMISED ME, Yrliet said autistically.
>>583032980>>583033160The only thing you'll take is a dick lmao got 'em
too hard for a simple screwup?
>>583042354Yes
>>583042486if i pull that off would she die
People can shit on Yrliet all they want, she's a far more relevant character than most of the cast.Not a single thread can go without her being mentioned
>>583041654Technoflex. I don't recall much about Records or Grey Matter. Entanglement and Poetics were disappointing. Most of my other stats were in the dumps for the run, so the finale was a shitshow even if Technoflex let me not turn myself into beef carpaccio. Turns out both the bomb and DYI gun technoflex checks were useless.
>>583042673If she's so relevant how come I've beaten the game multiple times wihtout her?
>>583042657it's the cum intake hosed to your dick. She would die from thirst.
>>583042673because you yrlietfags are obsessed with her and bring her up every thread
>>583043085you both do
>>583042796I know this isn't true because she would've come back
>>583042486you don't like the feet one
>>583043321I'll take any Disco fan art.....
>>583041428At least three people played it.>>583041504LIBIDINOUS ATROPHY SYNDROME IS NO EXCUSE FROM DUTYWHERE IS "IT"?
>>583042486>>583043321>mask is off>visage is skull like and dead>glowing yellow eyesIt wouldn't surprise me if the arist lurks here and really digs the Phantom of the Opera interpretation, or was even the one who first suggested it here.
>>583042673YDS shitposters are bothered that people can like a character they view as a humiliation ritual because it reflects poorly on them. They remind me of people who get really upset that someone picks up their trash and puts it in the trash can. They're fine with dumping their trash but don't want to be reminded they're trashy people.
>>583043276She does not unless you're referencing a bug
>>583043594Is the implication here that Yrliet is trash you cherish?
New player here, any tips for a spellcaster build?Stats? Subclasses? Deity?
>>583043594I killed your bitch, cry about it :D
>>583043505This is my idol
>>583043594coprophiliac tier defense
>>583043552>arist lurks hereyou people need to realize humans can form similar thoughts without posting in this tiny chud forum
VDS, ADS, YDS, KDS, ADS
>>583044030you are here, you are with us, you are us.
>>583043786Some people care about keeping a clean place and some "people" don't. The latter shouldn't be upset with the former, but sometimes they do. "Why are you making me look trashy by cleaning up after me?" is what they think. Yrliet is the clean place here.
for me, it's ddsjust like mommy wanted
>>583017890I miss that crazy bitch. Good waifu? No. Entertaining character? Absolutely. She, Ember, Daeran and Regill made the game for me.
yrrliet crying when I rip off her scalp
>>583044118None of us are here. You're alone.
>>583044610AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I make 90% of the posts in this general using different devices and vpn.I have no idea about who the only other anon who posts here is.
Surely a follower of the great, magnificent and faultless (Rumours of illegitimate children are nothing but slander.) moon lord Nicholai must be a decent fellow. I think we shall let him go.
>>583043830Please respond
>>583045415you didn't even say which game.
>>583045045robert the elf is stonefaced >>583045415what game
>>583044070DSDS
Pssspss
>>583045514>>583045642Wrath
>>583043884I'd like your entire Ultra Violetta stock.
>>583045045I never get why some have nothing to say and others talk an entire novellaI did the first talk twice because I didn't save and noticed it seems randomized
TQ: which old crpg should get a remaster?
>>583043830>>583045882>Stats?Your caster stat (int or cha depending on class) obviously maxxedDex can help hit some ranged touch dc spells like scorching ray>subclassesI don't know anon, tell me what you likeYou mean wizard subclasses? Most are decent, divinitation wizard gives you more initiative to hit firstA big tip to give any beginner wizard is: pick the spell "grease"It's comically strong in the early game
>>583046335It seems like some conversation is random, yes, while some is based on the characters' stats. Margareta has high Aura and often speaks well of the gods while Robert has high Pagan and often derides the gods.
We need a crpg romance like Malfoid
>>583046583oh, that's what those stats meantit is basically cleric vs druid
why would I kill the goats? I want to pet them
>>583046927Pretty much, yes. Pagan is your connection to Vol, the world this takes place in, and aura is needed for intercessions, i.e. blessings that the gods place on your equipment.
>>583047140not a crpg
>>583046798I'll make it, if nobody will100% vibecoded100% of assets ai generatedBut the writing? All mine.
>>583047140Because you get a codex entry
>>583047140why are you dressed like a qun whore already
>>583046798What we need is an actual Harry Potter CRPG, not like that shit Hogwarts Legacy that might as well not be an RPG at all
>>583046798I'm scared stiff
>>583047468I'd rather have a magical university game unbound by the harry potter setting.
>>583047616There's witchbrook
>>583047468All they had to do was make a persona clone and they made an asscreed game instead
>>583047616Mana Khemia
>>583047774It's not a crpg and the aestethic looks too millenial (kinda like harry potter to be fair)
>>583047774Cute pink
>>583048228Looks like she braps good
>>583048385what made you this way
>>583048563I don't know....
>>583046798are you going general to general with this garbage?
>>583048758I only browse two generals, Malfoid is just that popular
>>583048890and cute!
>>583048758Nta but yes, everyone should be made aware of Malfoid. News of her arrival should be spread far and wide.
>>583048758its the flavor of the month waifu, they will drop it soon
>>583049098valerie still has a defense force this far out
>>583049257if you can be mindbroken by her then surely she can have a defense force too
Damn good flavor this monthHope next month is 1/10th as good as this one.
crpg devs would never give us a malfoid
>>583049257>valerieno one likes her
>>583049257They do be like that
AHEMAN ANNOUNCEMENT, TO ALL TRVE ROLEPLAYERS.CASTERCHADS>>>>>>>MARTIALSISSIES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHN-ceEbonI
>>583049937GISHGODS>>>>>>>>>>CASTERCHUDS>>>>>>>MARTIALSISSIES
>>583049937this really blew up hard for dungeon synth.
>>583049937I SAID THIS
>>583049610They would, she would just cuck you with her fat beta orbiters
>>583049937GISHDEITIES rule over all of you
>>583050085>>583050886>fencesittersJust pick a magic class and go to the gym in your spare time bro
>>583051030Says the fag who can't even swing a sword AND cast magic.
>>583048758Haven't you noticed anons just spam whatever pops up on their social media feeds with>[insert general here] for this feel
>Rice porridge ready>cocoa all warmed up>autumn rain drumming on my windowIs there a more comfy time for crpgs? I'm gonna get all snug under my blanket and play Underrail after I finish up with my meal.
>>583051295But why would a swing a stick at the enemy instead of using magicIt just sounds silly anon.
>>583051537Based, best meals for crpgs?
>>583051765Right now it's lamb season in my country so nothing beats a good lamb shank roasted in the oven with a good broth and vegetables for a couple of hours. I love lamb meat.Love such meals to get me in the mood for crpgs.
>>583043830I'm assuming you're talking about Pathfinder.>Stats?Your casting attribute should be as high as possible. Since you want to end on an even score some people start with 19 in that stat and then put all 5 stat increases into it. But the big brain thing is to start at 20 and have an odd score on Dexterity and put the final point there, so you can have as high spell Difficulty Class as possible as early as possible. As for the other stats only Dexterity matters as a secondary stat, since it determines intiative. All other stats are superflous, especially STR and INT/CHA, whichever one is not your casting attribute.Subclasses?Depends on the main class. You should worry about what kind of casting you enjoy more first, i.e. prepared vs spontaneous. Spontaneous is easier to manage and you get more casts, but you'd need to know what spells you want to spam ahead of time, also using metamagic turns spells into full-round actions. Prepared casters are a bigger headache because you need to plan and prepare your spell book according to what you think you might face, for example if you know you'll be fighting Undead you shouldn't fill your spellbook with Enchantment control spells because they'll be useless. Prepared casters can learn spells from scrolls so they could potentially learn every single spell their class can cast, givint you more room to experiment.Deity?Irrelevant mechanically speaking. Just pick based on roleplay and something that aligns with your, well, alignment.
>>583049610>blonde gigastacy that has a bad attitude but can also be tsundere dependingIsn't that Regina? Isn't she threatening a crew member with a firearm in one of her preview arts, and she's described as a secretive spy or whatever in her description? But we all know she's going to have a romance.My money is on a Miranda Lawson type, where she's standoffish and professional and even critical at times, but then later on her romance is actually pretty nice.
UUUGHH THE NAMEFAG RESPONDED TO ME
>>583052730I guess, but is she a rich popular girl who looks down on you and your friend as scum (but is secretly jelous when you give other women attention)?Does she try to bully you all the time to try to get your attention?The point is that Regina looks like a "gigastacy" but I don't think she will actually be the school gigastacy.
Wasn't there some Harry Potter mobileshit game with a character that was essentially female Malfoy? Dont know if you could smooch her though.
>it's another episode of dudes loving a trash tier ship from a book for teenagers if you give one of them a vagina
>>583053148Yeah the chink gacha card game. Cassandra Vole.
>>583053148Cassandra Vole, though I think the game didn't have romance
>>583053423It would be a kino as fuck ship
Men just want romance too. There's a reason Dispatch got so popular despite being an objectively 5/10 game.
>>583053423troon meltie
>>583052730
>>583053423draco acts nothing like this waifubait edition, its pretty bizarre >>583053148I forgot her name but she has a weird streak in her hair
>>583053724Don't worry I'd make fun of you for liking drarry if you were a woman too
>HP ship namesWhy are you millennial white women
>>583054051>draco acts nothing like this waifubait editionHe quite literally starts bullying harry because harry refuses to be his friendHis father complains that he keeps mentioning Harry.If he was a girl, it would 100% be tsunderebait
>>583053604
>>583054051Malfoy acts totally like a sissy bitch, that's why he works as a woman
>>583054295Thats funny I don't recall Draco blushing every time he spoke to Harry and going I-I don't like you like that! I think you are a turbo faggot
uh oh they're getting riled up
please make these flavor of the month waifufags go back to /v/ or wherever they spawned from
>actually being smug about your gender swapped harry potter fanficgrim
I want a CRPG set in the Metro universe.
Not a Single Good CRPG in the Steam Sales
>>583054436>I don't recall Draco blushing every time he spokeNo shit? Because Rowling didn't intend it that way and its a fanfiction?It's simply based off existing material, which is why it has to be Malfoid and not a random OC slytherin
>>583055956Yurifags are mentally ill, what else is new?
>>583055825you want to fuck little boys get out of here
>>583055956You have to go back
>>583053604>>583054310it's funny how Dispatch gets brought up more by people seething about the whole thing, desperately trying to find some type of hypocrisy they can point out with the ones that bought the game
>>583054310Anon this is the crpg dolly smooching general, this is the one place where we are aware of jimmy vs marazhai for femcel tradersThis image doesn't work here.
sawyer was right
>Zevran is actually in the end fightconsidering all the DLCs and how Zevran is there I had hoped that the ending of DAII would have given us 'more'especially the DLCs feel like they're merely 'add ons' without any proper way to get integrated into the main story>except getting more stuff upon stuff
Just Boughted Vagrus and Solasta Might Post My Playthrough ;)
I'll never give up
>>583056657Sawyer was wrong and romancefagging proves itAfter slaying the dragon, the warrior yearns for the princess.There is no point in slaying the dragon without a princess>inb4 "I want to fuck the dragon actually"
I'll never let down
Romance is good, pandering to fags and trannies is the problem
>>583030473Black Legion are probably trying to build an Ark of Omen using ships in the processional.
>>583057013trve
>>583057095that makes sense.
EHEHEH GUYS sawyer was right hHEhehhehe ehehhe eheheheh i hate females heheheheh how could you ever think of a female sexually heheheh sawyer was right guys
>>583057602What triggered this schizo breakdown
>>583057602He didn't like this one
>>583055956it's funny seeing yurifags going from respectable /a/non weebs and otakus. And now yuri people are all annoying 3rd world teenagers from Pakistan and misandrist troons>>583056657>>583057602Please Sawyer, stop shitposting and start working on the new Fallout 5/NW2 before Asha fires 200 hardworking Obsidian devs
>yurifags>respectable
I like romance because having my character settle down with a love one is satisfying. Even more so if that love interest was someone whose relationship was built up throughout the journey. It's a simple concept but few games do this right.
im watching obsession and i can see why men hate it. saywer was RIGHT
>>583058146yurifags were never respectable, though compared to all the troons that plague them nowadays they kinda were I guess
>>583058492I hate it because the girl he was obsessing over was a whore that was leading him one while fucking his friend. Meanwhile he had another better girl who was actually into him.
>>583058753don't fall for the psyop anon
No crpgs. Going to play AC8. Will see you anons when the RT DLC comes ot.
>>583058310they are respected in many circles, yes
>>583029948she looks stinky
>>583059878It's Warhammer. Everyone stinks.
>a mysterious gal you can find near the docksSarah is in a new game!!!!!!
>>583059918Wrong. Abelard and Jimmy smell great because they are the only ones who look like they bathe every day. And me too of course becausae I take my ablutions after every warp jump and mission
>>583060192>The game has a serial killer plot
>>583060339I miss having a bathtub. Showers are so fucking gay in comparison to a hot bath.
>>583060192>its not an owlcat crpgGrim.
>>583060192damn that's crazynot a crpg though
>>583060192Looks worse than Vampire Syndicate a literal porn game
Sarah Smithton the pawg
>>583059918Eldar smell like Christmas if some BL stuff is to be believed
>>583062047Then hook me up to an Eldar smell tube!
>>583062149Here, can find it in every store carrying candlesMaybe I'll buy one to celebrate dark heresy and light it to have a more immersive feeling
>>583062430sweet scent!!!!!
>>583060339This post made me realize that my charname only washed a handful of times.Dude must have been stinking up the bridge something fierce.
>>583034781Mhhhmmm, throne of judgment dlc...
I kind of understand the CamAI poster now.
>>583066003AI sloppa saars and low standards, can't find a more iconic duo
>>583066003Why are you speaking in third person
Reminder that we could have had a sexo Taash, the concept art was there, then mid development they troonified her for no reason.
>>583066448>for no reasonThere was a reason for it
>>583066448i think the head writer trooning out was a reason, but that could just be me
>>583066003Profound disgust.
>>583066003absolute shameless would
>>583066003this is how a real world non-binary individual (women) will dress and present themselves
>>583066003Crazy how Bioware just dropped the ball after Origins. Like the end of ME3 was the beginning of a steep downfall.
>>583030473I'm guessing we meet Stella on Footfall and she tells us of her visions of the processional and for some reason we can't just ignore itBest option would be to stick it after Cumrag
>>583064638thats me and my dh crew
>>583066003
>>583070890Shit taste if you only had a problem with the ending
stop posting this garbage jesus
>>5830718203 and its garbage ending were nowhere near as bad as what came after it is what I'm getting at
I just finished Through the Ashes and after the suffering that shit was I want to play something else. Holy fuck. So i'm gonna play Wasteland 3 and get around to all those DLC I got way back when.I don't remember shit about Wasteland 3, what builds and shit are good on whatever the hardest difficulty was?
Okay last one, Veilguard toons are still ugly even if you given them a hentai body. >>583071932No. Just for you I'll make Kingmaker and WOTR ones next.
>>583072374Of course it was an Owlkek
>>583072179>what builds and shit are goodFrom what I remember brawling starts off pretty meh compared to melee weapons but gets ridiculous later on. Making one of your rangers a glass cannon sniper is always helpful. SMGs are straight up better than Assualt Rifles.
>>583072374make an aerie one
>>583026760Lindsay is rich too, she got tons of donations
*Norman Rockwell.jpg*Neve was actually pretty hot and she's by far the least annoying companion and one of the only people that actually felt serious, she was just in a bad game. Which some might argue is not the character's fault.
>>583029948She gets completely naked for sleep
>"Malfoid" spam>muh crpg meals>dispatchJesus christ
>>583075664>>"Malfoid" spamLet's post more
>>583075664I know right? This was a pretty good thread.
>voice actress stalking>failhard slopWHAT THE FUCK happened here
>>583075664It's kind of funny that they are even using the same pictures over and over in every general for muh heckin epic genderswapEven during Bowsette meme rise there were more actual OC than this
>>583076014Twitter is fucking FILLED with Malfoid pics
>>583075069
>>583076014>Even during Bowsette memeits the same waifu brained garbage, they will move onto something else soon
>>583076472do you spend 24/7 seething about waifusfags?
Doesn't chaos make you stronger physically?Why aren't the word bearers decimating the space wolves in RT?
>>583076014>Even during Bowsette meme rise there were more actual OC than thisI think Bowsette was bigger, but that was just porn so i didn't care. This one has a whole cute fanfic tied to it. I wish Owlcat wrote romanceslop this good for me to enjoy.
>>583076656do you spend 24/7 gooning to anime?
>>583076859You don't???
>>583076859>gooningI'm yearningIts not the same thing
>>583076752>fantasizing about genderbent british kids you are pathetic go back
>>583077016uh oh reddit melty
I'll just post this disclaimer each day to help dissuade and educate shitposters.>not a crpg!VTMB2 is a CRPG under the test that it tries to recreate pen-and-paper role-playing. Tabletop Vampire is about personal and political horror, not just fighting. Bloodlines 2 captures that. You choose a clan and powers, shape your past through dialogue, and decide what to reveal and whom to trust. Characters judge your words through your past behaviors. The same answer can earn trust or cause offence. That may in fact capture a social Vampire session better than the original in some ways: reading people, managing trust and seeing past choices shape later events. These are not just scenes you watch. They are problems you solve through role-playing. Copying more stats is not the same as recreating more role-playing. The test is whether it tries to recreate tabletop play, not whether it copies every rule. I consider it a CRPG, and anyone who thinks about it with an apt mind will come to the same conclusion. If you disagree, that's fine, I invite you to simply post about something else and anons will engage with you if they find it interesting. Posting my VTMB2 playthrough does not prevent you from talking about Warhammer again. No further address will be given to you people, I am playing and posting the CRPG Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2, and the only thing you can do about this is nothing. The choice to act normal or throw a fit is yours, and yours alone.With that out of the way, let's resume.
>>583077010since you are a owlcatfag, malfoy dates other people in the story. he's not a pure waifu>>583077105acting like hp isn't peak reddit?
My favorite CRPG? Hogwarts Legacy
>>583077249Malfoid wouldn't, this fanfiction exists for her to be obsessed with Harry romantically as well.
nice crpg owlcatfags
>>583077010>Pixie cutI am vomit
Why is /crpgg/ full of pedos today
>>583077501You could post a crpg any time yet you do not, you summoned the malfoidposts yourself.Stop crying and discuss something, if you don't I might as well keep posting malfoid.
>>583077114Finally, someone talking about a CRPG in the CRPG general
>>583077420
Why do they insist on adding negroid foids to their games if they're just going to make them ugly as all fuck, first Seelah, then Idira, and now blackfem doctor lady in Dark Heresy.Give me my fucking amazon negress and fuck off
We've flashed back to the 1920s, to the last time the court's Secret Keeper was killed. Each of these killings in the 2020s seems to mirror one from the 1920s.
They should add more bugs
>>583078356Your weird jungle fever fetish is not crpg
>>583078441TrveNurgle path in dark heresy, hopefully
Our suspect is an anon, found hanging around Isaac's remains
>suddenly vtmb2 is backI know who you are
>>583077787I'm not a pedo, Snape is
He's less than cooperative, but a little Scry the Soul opens him up. Our quiet suspect is Willem, embraced just last night by the murder victim Isaac. The poor guy hasn't even begun to deform yet.
>>583078591That won’t happen.
>>583078419>Each of these killings in the 2020s seems to mirror one from the 1920s.Time is a flat circle. Everything we’ve ever done or will do, we’re gonna do over and over and over again...
>>583078694I doubt it. Besides, it'll be a short one tonight, I'm already almost done. Just go back to talking about the vaginal odors of waifus and other important topics.In any case, Will was present for the murder, but managed to hide himself in the shadows and doesn't think he was spotted. The man pulled the rebar from a golfing bag, and used it to stake Isaac who didn't seem at all threatened before the attack. He managed to pull Isaac's head clean off, but he was breathing heavily when he did it. Strong, known to at least one victim, but still breathing. Hmm...
>>583079059If that’s the case why do you insist on spamming it
The flashback ends suddenly as we hear the feeding sound, and suddenly snap back to our character sitting on a couch in Weaver tower, feeding on some unfortunate soul. I didn't manage to snap it quickly enough, so here's this funny face instead.
No one commented on Cam with a funny birthday hat
>>583079232>when you drained but she still suckin
>>583079425that's so funny have an upvote
We were dragged back from the explosion thankfully, and our clothing showed remarkable durability. The Prince sounds less than pleased, and I can hardly blame her, these sorts of major incidents to cover up are becoming a regular occurrence. Our own 'vampire bundy' feeding rampage when we first awoke, then Ysabella's 'keeping it real' moment in her club, and now a major explosion in a downtown warehouse. If we didn't have a problem with Hunters before, we will soon.
>>583076247Okay? Why do "people" spam the same shit in every general here then?>>583076752>think Bowsette was bigger, but that was just porn so i didn't care. This one has a whole cute fanfic tied toSame shit, really. But I suppose "no this one is different!" is kind of a package deal with every forced meme girl
>>583079403
Tolly, eh? He sure gets around for a gay Nosferatu, always seems to be Johnny on the spot. He was at my haven first thing to let me know what Ysabella was doing, then he pointed me at Will, then he just happened to be in the neighborhood close by enough to get me out of the spotlight before first responders showed up. Hmm...
>>583079502Idk refer to >>583048890
>>583077447>this fanfiction exists for her to be obsessed with Harry romantically asAt this point it's barely even fanfiction since it's just entirely different thing
pretty crazy how much of a difference just standing around spamming evil eye or fortune and cackle makes vs. trying to shoot anything here
Safia isn't happy that her friend died. In-character this kind of disappointing, obviously I like Safia and she's my clan sister to boot, she asked me to look in on her friend and he died. I'm not in a positive light here. Out of character of course I know that I can't have done anything.
>>583079670Uhuh sure bro
>>583079731HoMM portraits spotted
Just throwing the connection out there, not an accusation necessarily, but the Prince should know that her gay nosferatu is kinda the reason I was onto her Secret Keeper to begin with.
>>583079714>it's just entirely different thingThat's what fanfiction is. It's literally what it is.But its not THAT different, the purpose is to take existing scenes and interactions and change the context around them, like in the image here >>583076752
>>583079714uhhhhh bro, that's what fanfiction is
I might as well try to smooth things over with her, though maybe I should have stood up here. I guess getting flung around by a bomb takes it out of you. In my defense I did try to kid-glove him even after he took me through a Scarecrow sequence, and he was able to manipulate the marks on my body so he wasn't entirely innocent. But it's not like I just went in and started wailing on him either.
>>583080181>But its not THAT differentYes it is. Not sure why you're getting so defensive about this. Oh, right, "No you don't get it this one is different!" Totally not Bowsette and dozen other things mhm
>>583079839Maybe Safia should choose her friends better
>>583080343not a crpg faggot
>>583080391You think that’s gonna change anything? It isn’t.
Why do anons think I want to see their entire twitter feed
>>583080375>Not sure why you're getting so defensive?I'm trying to explain nicely why I like it and used an example.If it were that different it wouldn't really matter, it would still be kino. But I think the fact that its based around stuff that happens in the story makes it better.
>suddenly anons love and accept fanfiction when its their pedophilic fantasynooticed
Regardless, it's time for the sheriff to start putting the pieces together, starting with the loathsome creature who put us in that warehouse to begin with. We'll need to figure out where Tolly is sucking dick blood tonight and start getting some better answers.But, we'll begin that investigation tomorrow night.
Guys you don't get it [NICHE PERVERTED THING THAT I PERSONALLY AM OBSESSED WITH] is all over my twitter feed, and I assume everyone else's too
it was bowsertte, then lady dimitrescu, then the incest game girl, then frieren, then grok, then brazilian miku, then....
>>583080696I wish. My perversions are often too niche even for the internet.
Maybe restera is more your guys speed
I need to remind the court that nobody had posted about it for hours until you came here to specifically seethe about it.
>>583080884they browse it regularly
>>583080957because I am not here every second
>>583080632It's based pedophilic fantasy tho, not the cringe leftist shit
>>583081149explain the difference using CRPGs
>>583081149
can I use stormlord's bracers to turn kinetic ice blasts into lightning damage and is that even useful without the mythic feat for ignoring lightning immunity?
>>583081097And when you come here you must, instead of posting crpgs, complain about [thing], and when people post [thing] at you, act horrified, as if you had no way to predict this would happen?
>>583080609>I'm trying to explain nicely why I like itYeah and I'm telling you it's the same deranged shit as fucking Bowsette in every way
>>583075069Can you do your unpaid job for once and delete the off topic anime pedophilia
>>583079465>the prince is a woman>the former prince is a woman>the former prince's security is a woman>the scientist is a woman>Phyre is a womanIs this a girlboss game or what
>>583081203Cringe Epstein pedo shit = Dragon AgeBased gigachad pedo kino = Baldur's Gate
>>583081363> it's the same I don't see why, again, bowsette didn't come with a story that compelled me.We can agree to disagree I guess.
Once Bloodlines 2 is finished I kind of hope Hogwarts Legacy wins the next poll.
>>583081507Good analogy
>>583081428>shartycuck seethe
>>583081352>Hehe bro I'm just shitting up the thread like stop complaining you're worse than than me and I'll shit even harder
>>583081595I don't think he's a sharty cuck, just a redditor, we have plenty of those
>>583081656I'm just wondering why you are acting like a victim when you clearly intentionally tried to stir the pot.
>>583081480The immediate former Prince is a man, Campbell. But yes, there are women in this game. I don't pick up on any sort of 'girl power' type stuff however.
>>583081697Glad they’re getting filtered
crpgs?
>>583081517>bowsette didn't come with a story that compelled me.Because you're a newfag who is desperately trying to pretend there's a "story" here since you can't admit it's the same fotm shit as Bowsette and Brazilian Miku. There is no story.
I hope Regina from the upcoming The Expanse CRPG will be similar to Malfoid in concept
>>583081851>came into the crpg thread for crpgs
>>583081728>I'm just wondering why you're acting like a victim when I shat up the thread just ignore me or I'll shit even harder
>>583081890>e you can't admit it's the same fotm shitIt's absolutely fotm, no reason to deny it, in a month I will have forgotten about it until someone posts it somewhere.However, it is related to a story, I don't see the point in denying it.
>>583081906Your bit is getting old and you only have yourself to blame
>>583081697>redditor>acting like harry potter isn't the most reddit normie thing
>>583081851I'll post more CRPGs later in the week. I have some stuff to do in Star Trek Online, and while I considered posting it here as well as an MMOCRPG I opted to focus on one game at a time to avoid dominating the thread. I also have well established characters and prefer to start these things fresh, which unfortunately isn't as easy to do in STO as it is in other MMOCRPGs like The Old Republic. But you know, hopefully other people will pick up the slack. The runner up in the poll was DOS2, why doesn't someone here begin playing and posting DOS2?
>>583082085I wasn't implying that liking something that's well liked by redditors make you a redditor. After all I'm sure you like Owlkek games or Bioware games and sorry to say but Reddit loves thoseI'm just saying that we have actual, unironic redditors here, you're very likely one of them
>>583082083People here have no concept of restraint, they just run everything into the ground. You have to constantly move ahead of the herd with your content because they'll just poorly imitate it and drive it into the ground. There's a real lack of originality in these anons, and they honor zero taboo around gimmick infringement.
>>583082132>why doesn't someone here begin playing and posting DOS2?Because I already played it and its not that good that I feel like playing it again.It's ok I guess.
>>583082132MMOCRPG is not a thing. Just admit your want to rebrand CRPGG into RPGG
>>583082253go back
>>583082269Why would you expect originality from someone only capable of parroting social media algorithm trends in the first place
>>583081890Anons didn't goon to Brazilian MIku here because shes not a blonde white girl. See their shilling of Expanse's dubai prostitute girl
>>583082513>literally no u
it takes less time to log into GOG Galaxy, turn off sync, decline update, start the game, load a save, wait for the load screen to finish, wait to make sure the laptop's fan is on and working well enough, equip stormlord's bracers, activate stormlords bracers and shoot one of my own party members with a kinetic blast, exit the game and GoG Galaxy than it does to get a simple answer from you guysand the answer is no, stormlord's bracers don't affect kinetic blasts
>>583082132>why doesn't someone here begin playing and posting DOS2?Ironically the games that people here will insist aren't crpgs like VTMB2 lend themselves more to blogposting. At least there's intrigue and a story. Nobody cares about Larian's generic fantasy worldbuilding or the Red Prince's backstory.
>>583082736go back
>>583082787I had no idea, so I saw no point in replying.Never used kinetic blasts, in this house we use normal magic for normal non freakshit casters as INTENDED by the monad.
>>583082789/crpg/ campaignposting should be 80% combat encounters, not story
>>583081656They do this
>>583082962crpg is not a difficult genre, no matter how much you wanna stroke yourself for beating the "hardcore" turn-based game
>>583082787I never play Kineticist sorry
>>583083131who said anything about difficulty
>>583083131Come back when you beat temple or elemental evil blind
>>583082962How many combat encounters can you post about your run before you run out of mechanics to discuss? These are long ass games, there's hundreds of encounters in some of them.On the other hand story gives you constant new stuff to post about.
>>583083501who said anything about fucking discussingyou are seriously delusional if you think anybody wants to discuss the story of your gay telenovellasthe point of campaignposting is to exchange screenshots of gameplay, this is a fucking imageboard
omgggg guys I just met Firkraag and he's kicking my ass what should I do, should I just buff the party and then a-move his ass
>>583083847post a screenshot noob
>>583083847I had summons tank and beat him down for me
>>583083780This. People who long summaries or try to get discussions going around their gay little campaign are better served elsewhere, like reddit or discord
Picking nonaligned options should reduce your alignment sometimes instead of just not increasing it.
>>583083780>the point of campaignposting is to exchange screenshots of gameplayAnd never reply to each other, just save all of them and goodbye?>this is a fucking imageboardA screenshot of story and a screenshot of an encounter are both images.I can't help but notice that you, who believes this place is NOT for discussion, started this discussion by voicing your opinion here >>583082962 instead of posting a combat encounter.It would seem you are not here to post combat at all, but rather, to discuss (which you allegedly believe is not allowed here) without images (while you allegedly believe the function to post text was added by mistake and should also not be allowed).Both very interesting behaviors.
>>583084671You, vtmb2 spammer, are the perfect example of such cancer
Get hyped
>>583084858I have never played vtm2 and I do not plan toI am just pointing out how utterly retarded you are, which is why you seethe.
>>583084858trvth
>>583083847Most people delay fighting him until laterYou can just leave after talking to him, then return much later and turn his ass inside out
>>583084671moronfag I did post a combat encounter and I will post more, I have no intention of flooding the general like you
>>583083847Obligatory Firkraag quote
>>583085413Yet you continue this text discussion when your stated position is that text and discussion are not allowed here.My advice would be to stop acting like a clown and just post your screenshots.
>>583085567no, I've changed my mind
uh oh
>>583085801If you don't play on takeda you're a pussy btw.
>>583085457>*chuckles*Eww this reads like a mod
>>583085801
>>583086327It wasn't considered cringe yet 26 years ago.
>>583086327Thank god I wasn’t born an irony poisoned zoomer
Ready for an expedition...to Samurai.
>>583086327*chuckles*This anon is *seething*
>>5830848581) Not even me2) I am the cure for the AIDS you represent. You think every board is /b/ and this is how it always has been and must be. I will correct you and restore this general's dignity.
>>583086692
>>583086692>Strength and Dexterity are given fancy nameshate when games do this shit
>>583086875very low perception of you
What mechanics would you guys want to see in a CRPG set around 400-500 AD?
>>583087168The women's pubic and armpit hair should dynamically grow throughout the game, unless you buy special shaving items. Various characters comment on this at different times.
>>583086692>Moxie>Audacity>Subtlety>Refinement>Elan
[Firkraag chuckled darkily and draconically. He would lick his lips quite evilly if dragons could do that.]1. (Good) [Attack] I don't like you! Die!2. This isn't over!! I'll be back!!3. (Evil) Perhaps you and I could... team up?
>>583087239Stats should only be called Red, Blue, Green Classes should be kept as Fighterman, Castingman and Shootman
>>583087239AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHSTOOOOOOOOOP
>>583087232>Status effect Never Shaved>+1 insulation >-1 smell>-2 charisma
>already choices&consequences>it's a reasonable one with pros and consWho we saving?
>>583087239>Subtlety>RefinementHow do these differ
>>583087593
>>583087593>Expeditions: Japan>already meeting an African-Indian NPCWhy do you support such games?
>Mhhh yes, so basically, if you are a wizard don't forget to go to the gym to build "Might™">And of course if you are a warrior, you should get more Int, and by Int I mean "Intellect™" (not to be confused with intelligence, a plebeian concept)
crpg devs should make the same game forever but with my boobs and waifus each time
>>583087805He was 100% correct
>>583042796Because you're a tryhard YDSer who went out of his way to do so
>>583087646>SubtletyStealing, lockpicking, sneaking>RefinementCrit attacks, throwed weapons, parries, etc
>>583087939No. Refinement is social skill.
>>583087685Why do you pretend to be retarded
>>583087926I just don't like her and think she makes act 3 worse than it already is. Especially by stealing a slot from my actual party>tryhard YDSerAccording to this general I'm both an Yrlietfag and a schizo mindbroken by her
>>583088227>According to this general I'm both an Yrlietfag and a schizo mindbroken by herMaybe you are an Yrlietfag who was completely broken by her
>replying to a post from hours ago why are her simps like this?
Hmmm, another good one. Stealing food for yourself can doom another, or even multiple other people. You are making a statement that you value yourself over others, and potentially multiple others. And if people feel they can just steal at the first sign of adversity, what kind of precedent does that set? Decisions, decisions.
>>583088378
no one wants to read your blogposts, you trannoid florida rat
I hate to say it but the namefag is much better at blogposting than the other retard
>>583087239Don't forget >Heart
Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of our decision. If you spare the guy (the predictable nice guy option everyone chooses in every game), some members of the crew say essentially what we just said a moment ago: why bother making laws if they're not enforced. Combat begins because your decision was unpopular among the rest of the crew, and in a realistic way. What a nice surprise.
>>583088783
>>583088697He's not posting about vtm2 so its really a low bar
>>583088697does he ever say thank you when you suck him off like that
>>583089358no
>>583087939>Crit attacks, throwed weapons, parries, etcI think that would be ElanI agree with >>583088148 that Refinement is a social skill
>autority given by the emperor>side against the emperor and with chaos>people still obey you because ???
>>583090748
>"Yeah...that just happened."uh oh...not sure about this dialogue style.
>>583089358Being the greater of two retards isn't high praise
>>583092845yeah yeah, keep sucking
>>583092804
HumanMaleWarrior/Fighter
>>583092883Kind of a gay post ngl
HumanFemaleVirgin/Lesbian
>>583093353>female>virginHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcome on anon
I must admit, I don't really like the character models either. They look doughy. The static portrait art of Rome was better imo. The new ones move a bit during conversation, but that's not worth the overall downgrade in aesthetic.Which is a shame too, since the graphics are otherwise fine, and the ui is fine.But now to one of the most fun things in any good crpg: your first level up, where you look at class progression for the future and look forward to all the fun things you plan out.
>>583095354
>sex jokesThe punchline is sex yadda yadda Dialogue was better in Rome too
>>583098623
Styg really came up with something special here. It's just another mode of transportation, true, but jet skis are so much more fun and cool than anything else I've seen before.Let's see what I can remember right now: horse, carriage, car, motorcycle, ship, boat, hot air balloon, wyrm, and flying carpet. That's about all that comes to mind, anything else?Moreover, not only are jet skis cool they're also customizable AND there are several different variants of them, each with their own pros and cons. They're very special all right.Now, which one am I going to buy I wonder? What would the best one be, the Torpedo, Phaser or Blazer?
>>583061562It's a ramenshop sim. It's ok
aruebro here, just spent the last 6 hours gooning to cuck porn
>>583072179W3 had ao many patches that the builds i used could have been nerfed into oblivion. I distinctly remember the shotgun build that cleared everything getting nerfed for example. Best bet is to check some fresh youtube videos for that
>>583084940The phrase is get hype. And no one's gonna be hype for shitpants
Recommended first crpg for a long time crpgg poster?
>>583078694literally could not be more obvious
>>583103689who then
>>583103731whos passive aggressive long rants about THIS IS DEFINITELY A CRPG happen to bookend it every time
>>583103826I dont know, who?
>>583103919your mother
>>583103919my mother
>>583103982which one? my family is lesbian coded
Your mothers should have told you that if you have nothing to say, say nothing.
>>583104370lesbians can get sperm donors
my mother ran away before i was born so i never knew her
Ladelman is such a fun character, genuinely makes me laugh.
the Minthara spammer who waits all day for the namefag to post has got to be saddest creep I've seen in my years on this board
>>583106146name back ON
>>583106305forgot to post Minthara#25 of your folder
>>583106392we ALL hate you here in /crpgg/
>>583106146the spammer IS the namefag
>>583105568Why don't we ever get to meet his sister?
>>583106146it's legit mental illness. compounded with thinking only the namefag could be the one to tell him to fuck off for spamming. just report and ignore, mentally ill people can't be reasoned with
>>583106996announcing reports is against the rules
>>583107072tell that to the disclaimer of every ffg thread>>582982173
>>583107669>you can dislike stuff without making it part of your personalitynone of you will listen to this
>>583107868Every time someone like something I don't like it's a personal insult to me
>>583107868>6. I don't like you. Die!
>>583106995Lilly's a very busy gal. You know, with all the nooky-nooky, rumpy-rumpy.
Just me and the boys admiring the local architecture.
>you can dislike stuff without making it part of your personalityIf you feel that way maybe you should go to the /ffg/ thread where you can be around people who think like youIt's right down the hall >>>/vg/ffg
>>583107998This but unironically. It's a judgement.
People who post things I dislike know exactly what they're doing. They're trying to get a rise out of me.
Hey, I know a guy just like Frank back in Core City! They'd be great pals if they didn't end up killing each other for food. I don't understand why you can't ask permission from Briggs for the medical supplies, you have to either pass a persuasion check or lie to Savage.Even if Briggs refused, you could still lie to Savage and the result would be the same. Maybe it's an oversight, makes no sense, really.
Is this crpg?
>>583114835no waifu sex, no crpg
>>583114835Each installment is more tedious than the last
>>583114835sawyerslop
>>583115028I just finished the first one
>>583115207Which ending did you choose?
>>583107669But this implies that we actually like some things. Liking things is cringe Reddit behaviour.
>>583115224Some guys I picked up at the start betrayed me near the end, my caravan was starving and miserable and Alette died.
*Unplays your role*Get fucked losers.
>>583115314Ayo hol up dis is peak cinema duuu
>>583115314Grim
*Unfucks your dolly*Nice try, poindexter
>>583031385I immediately knew what this would be before even reading anything but the post itself
>>583088868This only makes it hotter
Thought I would have much more trouble than I currently am against crabs/strongman.The power fist really makes short work of them, two turns only! Not great, not terrible.
Should I play Kingmaker or WOTR first if I got them both in a bundle?
>>583115932Notably you did not unsmooch it...
>>583114835More crpg than Expanse.
>>583117201If you want to play both start with Kingmaker, it's easier to get into, simpler.
>>583114835Back in my days every western rpg on the pc was a crpg
>>583117201Kingmaker, but be aware that game is long as fuck.
>>583117201Kingmaker is easier to get to and it becomes harder to get to after playing WOTR so do that.Objectively in my opinion the story is also more enjoyable. I enjoy the grounded feeling more.
>>583117576>>583117995>>583118783Thanks.Any other recommendations, or is it best if I go in blind?
>>583118987Set Kingdom Managment to effortless. Not worth the hassle of dealing with it.
>>583118987What the other anon said, I love strategy games yet I thought the kingdom management was just cancer.You shouldn't disable it outright because it does give you extra interactions, loot and stuff, but you should keep it super easy.
>>583117201Wotr fixes a lot of kingmaker issues.
>>583119890It's basically an updated version of Kingmaker with an objectively less enjoyable story.So you are better off playing Kingmaker first so you won't miss the new features in Wotr. It's going to feel much worse to play Kingmaker after Wotr.
>>583118987Those opinions about kingdom management aren't universal though, make the call for yourself. I enjoyed it a lot and though I think there is room for improvement, I wouldn't call it cancer and wouldn't enjoy the game as much without it.I do hear more people disliking it than praising it, but I liked it alright. One thing to note about it, is you don't want to dick around too long with main quest stuff. Knock out whatever thing is currently up and then go off with all the side stuff.Promoting your councilors will advance time by 2 weeks so make sure this won't fuck anything by the month changing.One more general tip, everyone in your party will basically need Blind Fight for the gaze immunity it gives, around level 5 or so. There's some shitty enemies that essentially stunlock anyone without it.
>KingmakerGrab the mod that allows you to cancel your own aoe or the game is unplayable
>>583114835It's more of a crpg than some things that get spammed here, so post away. Great game
>>583115314Kino ending anon. Although, they are both kino tbhwy. I don't know whether I like the alette or rook start of tbs2 more
Here your target practice
this place is bigger than I thought it would be
>>583126120flashbacks of collecting 20 bear asses
>>583125942Looks no different from all the other leldar I killed
>>583125942A banshee hag should have been a companion instead of turdliet
>>583126719maybe the game throws us a bone and we can exchange miraculist for bonesinger
>>583125942Both male btw
>>583126881male banshees do exist, they usually get a male chestplate, though
>>583126719Yrliet becomes a banshee if you influence her correctly. Maybe Bansheerliet will be a DLC companion for DH
>>583126719She will not gave you pussy anyway
>>583126862I don't want a bonesinger and I have nothing against stella so far, so I wouldn't give her to leldar. I would give them turdliet's soulstone, or macaque's ass hair though in exchange for a banshee
>>583127005It's fine, i'm not interested in her pussy. I just like older women companions, they are rare
>>583127096>I have nothing against stella so far,Same, I was prepared to be disappointed but I like her so farI wanted a bonesinger too, but only in the sense that I wanted someone exotic and semi-psychic. I always wanted a "forbidenn" waifu and Stella is that
I would go so far as to cut Kibellah and the bloodspun web entirely from DLC 1, but keep the genestealer shitKibbles becomes more and more of a lolcow with each replay
>>583127372it's more like you just get brainwashed here more and more and that changes your perception of things
>>583127372>I would go so far as to cut Kibellah and the bloodspun web entirely from DLC 1Yeah, they are out of place. If they really wanted to include a murderhobo cult, they should have integrated them into a Dargonus storyline. A temple wouldn't be out of place there, and it also involves genestealers which directly ties into the ship genestealer plot, since both families come from the same sourceAnd the way they are involved in the act 2 genestealer storyline is so fucking bad. It's why the dlc has considerably dropped in my personal tier list of dlcs - the more you examine it, the more you realize just how bad the writing is in it
>>583127629>Yeah, they are out of place.Almost like they originally had the genestealer plotline into the base game but decided to cut it and slap it to dlc waifu to justify it.
>>583127629>the more you examine it, the more you realize just how bad the writing is in itB-b-but!My top tier trad knife wife!!!
>>583125942>Banshees in RTThat scares me more than Uralon or the final boss.
>>583127372Careful they get mad anytime you diss her. I bench her after my first run of VS
>>583100514Yeah I fucking love the water scooters. I hope he makes something similar for Underrail 2
>>583127629>should have integrated them into a Dargonus storyline.And would give you a reason to return to Dargonus
>>583125942I remember elf waifufags said this was going to be the companion
>>583116358I remember when I first met these guys as a shotgun build on my first run and I had to give up on fighting them
>>583034781there will be Votann companion for sure
>>583128495I did her quest once. Cool boss battle, but not worth listening to her drone on. Since then I either kill her in act 4, or dismiss her after finishing act2 genestealer plot
>>583128985A secret one perhaps, and it will be undercooked to hell
>>583129184based
>>583128650Weren't they saying it was going to be a female corsair? Either way they shouldn't have fooled themselves into thinking the last companion would be another space elf waifu. It was never going to happen.
>>583125942me on the right
>>583130145That's not how craftworld eldar are, retard.
>>583128650Ye, these jeets begging for corsair waifu
I've never played a crpg as a halfling or a gnomeI don't respect short people, sorry
>>583130268Their gooner brain rot fueled attitude made it so we will never get a female eldar companion ever again. They should feel proud of this accomplishment.
>>583125942her after you destroy her squad and take her back to the voidship as a sex slave (the warrant of trade allows this)
>>583130446Good. Now add eldar males to the list, and might as well just add eldar in general, we don't need them
>>583130542>Now add eldar males to the listNah. I like Laarthyr. He can stay.
>CRPG Steam saleShould I buy WotR or BG3?
>>583130531She's too fat for eldar, xir
>>583130142they said banshee then corsair then the flying one then
>>583130446>e made it so we will never get a female eldar companion ever againwrong, having the one female eldar companion be an unlikeable turd did that
>>583130670No. GW hates your gooner brains and that's why they said no to Argenta and no to you fucking Yrliet.
>>583130446thank god, the only one we got did irreparable damage to waifufags
>>583130531more crpgs should implement naked dogeza as humiliation rituals for female characters
>>583130629BG3 is objectively the better game
>>583125942do all eldar have pancake breasts
>>583130670Yrliet was fairly popular though.
>>583130809ye. Low fat mass does that
>>583130797I was told WotR has more build freedom and in-depth builds like necro
>>583130809They canonically have little to no fat % in their bodies so yeah. Any other depiction is gooner brain rot taking over.
>>583130629What do you want from a game?
>>583130810not really, she's middle of the road
>>583130908lolwotr is the personification of wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle a shitload of classes that don't matter because they all mostly play the same and there are very clear cut superior options anyway, with RP not being a motivator for picking them because there's no reactivity
>>583130757Exactly. Personally I don't think they hate the idea of eldar/human romance as much as some think they do but they absolutely despise gooners and catering to them, or at least creating that impression. This is why they will probably never allow any game devs to make a female eldar have sex with the players. The same goes for SoB as well.
>>583131108I would reword it as them hating men, redditor, but yes, you're right
>>583131210>them hating menOther richer men are dictating that I don't get x fictional pussy. MAN HATERS!!!!
>>583130995>vanguard that highwtf
>>583130542>just add eldar in general, we don't need themIt is kinda surprising just how utterly irrelevant and unnecessary Eldar are in 40k. They don't really add anything to the setting and are generwlly just annoying any time they show up somewhere.
>sits in his basement all day jerking off to imaginary waifus>man
i need a sob or elf waifu or I am being hated on!!
>>583131441yes
>>583131210>hating menhfy gooners* btw they are ok with eldar male x eldar female relationships
>>583131724>hfy if you actually could read the reply chain you would realize we're talking about argenta, a sister of battle, too if navigators were popular like they are cassia wouldn't have been a romance option
sorry elf boy, but the human gigachad gets the pointy-eared girl
>>583131108>I don't think they hate the idea of eldar/humanThey used to do a lot of neat dynamics between them. But no one remembers most of them because there's no elf trophy waifu present to hyper fixate on. Probably why they mainly do male eldar/female human "pairings".
>>583131956The way >>583131926 proved the point, kek.
>>583131926There's something both sad and hilarious that Yvraine is the only Eldar character to ever get a major following and it was just for sucking Guilliman's dick in fanart after having met him once for five minutes.
>>583132061Such is the fate of Eldarkeks
>>583131956>But no one remembers most of them because there's no elf trophy waifu present to hyper fixate on.Well yeah. The thing is Eldar waifufags don't care about any eldar/human pairing or potential romance if the Eldar is a male and the human is a female. It's because they can't self-insert into the Eldar male and goon to male eldar/human female content.
>>583132061>followinggooners arent fans
>>583132231>It's because they can't self-insert into the Eldar male and goon to male eldar/human female content.Skill issue.
I cant' believe "gooner" would make me miss the word "coomer"But I guess that's just how life is, when you think things are bad, it will prove you wrong and reveal that they can get even worse
Mmmmmmm time for my new RT playthrough>Kill Yrliet on Janus>Put up with Marazhai until I can feed him to a daemonette>Kill every single eldar I seeOhhhhh yeah, it's gaming time!
>>583132410it means the same thing coombrain goonlord
>>583132242Then it seems Eldar don't have fans.
>>583132793>>Put up with Marazhai until I can feed him to a daemonetteWhy?
>>583132875Heretic points or because it's a fitting conclusion for someone like him
>>583132875Because he needs an eternity of suffering obviously
>>583132231Reminder the old lore had the son of a elf man and human woman. they like to ignore that part and focus on the species mixing
>>583132870I wouldn't call myself a fan, but I like their aesthetic. >>583132953That's meta-gaming. I do not approve
>>583132962That happens anyways when you kill him. All Eldar go to Slaanesh to suffer for eternity. That's their entire thing; no matter what they do they're doomed to die and suffer forever.
>>583132870They do, but I doubt they would want to be interacting with most of the fandom.
>>583133056Dark eldar can be resurrected, you're told that in-game.
>>583132061fun fact: Guiliman has more chemistry with Eldrad>huge canonical mon'keigh lover who thought the emperor was way cool and is the actual reason Yvraine was sent in the first place to wake up Girlymandude also sent Illiyanne on a diplomatic mission to terra, I think he might still be there running after Roboto>in fact Illiyanne Natase and Guiliman spent way more time talking with each other Yvraine has a midlife crisis because her followers start seeing her as the imperiums glorified delivery girl, which puts her in a mid-life crisis also Yvraine is from Biel-Tal which hates humans and supports the final solution
>>583133036>their aestheticits nice but I hate the "fans"
>>583132061nobody gives a fuck about Eldar, it's a shit boring race and nobody would remember them if not for waifus like Yvvraine and Machathat's why Yvvraine's trilogy got cancelled after two books despite GW pushing her as the next major character, low sales
>>583133167Only if the have a contingency plan in the form of a homo-man. Tervantias was probably his contingency plan, though it's likely he won't be bothered reviving him considering his own circumstances. Considering he is never mentioned in the ending slides if you kill him it's safe to say he was never revived, still that means that he's stewing in some bottle somewhere for all eternity now, since he is a literal nobody now that the kabal is gone
>>583133287>Guiliman has more chemistry with Eldradthey are never going to support yaoi>>583133341>waifus like Yvvraine>low salesI thought that made her popular?
>>583133287>Biel-Tal which hates humans and supports the final solutionSomebody doesn't remember the Cursus War.
>>583133313I wouldn't call gooners fans. But you're right in a sense that I've never met a genuine eldar fan who likes them for what they are as opposed to their wet incel fantasies
>>583133287>fun fact: Guiliman has more chemistry with Eldradtrue, but unfortunately for gooners it's male eldar/male human...
>>583133454Ca you post anything other than shitty cartoon gooner fanart
>>583133608go browse elf threads on /v/, you would love noldortard, he even gets heavily triggered by human male x elf females like you
>>583133454GW for example, snice they rewrite tallarn war
>>583133613YAOI!!!
>>583133613For Eldarad guilliman is just a replacement goldfish
>>583133671bro, it's just fanart, stop crying for a second
>>583133451>they're never going to support yaoithe Ynnari storyline went to the shitter, meanwhile Voicscarred and the Necron books>both very gayare turning out to be very popularmakes you think
>>583132061>followingAnd literally zero of them are actually eldar fan, because she stole iyanna l's plotline
>>583133882>it's just fanartUgly "fan"art.
>>583133847when the emperor comes back he won't even remember how to write his name>desu Eldrad is 10.000+ years old and was pretty young for an eldar when he met the emperor the emperor won't like him after getting out of grooming age
>>583134156ok ok, here I fixed it so it doesn't offend you anymore
>>583134495>added a trannyIt's just as ugly, bro
>>583134742I thought you loved those?
>>583134495this will rile them up
peak reddit hoursall we need are the screencappers
>>583134816No, you must have mistaken me for yourself
I'm all out of TQs if someone wants to bake next
>>583135375this place deserves to die
>>583135746Why? I like 20% of you
>>583135375bitch you has been using the same ones for eons
>bitch you has beenAyo is you for real?
>>583135984I don't like any of you!
reformed daemonette when?
Camellia has never been mogged
>you're waifu>favorite pasta shapeYrlietFarfalle
>>583130629Bg3 looks better.Wotr is a better and bigger game.
>>583140538Wenduagassorted crumbs
>>583140538Camellia.Tagliatelle.
>>583133454Come now, lets be serious for a second.Xenophobic eldar restorationism *is* how Biel-Tan is characterized. Deciding that that actually isn't real because you once read a fluff blurb, or God forbid - a bl novel - in which they team up with guard forces is like suggesting that because one of the CS Gotos of the world wrote a book in which Saim-Hann foot-slogs it decades of characterization has gone up in smoke.
>>583140538MorriganPenne
I would make a new thread but i never made any before and i'm shy.Also idk if i should be using subject or comment box.
>>583144102so you copy the /crpgg/ title and you paste it in the "Subject" fieldthen you copy the OP and guess what, you paste it in the "Comment" fieldand then you also remember to link to this OP by, you guessed it, copypasting OP's post numberthink you can manage that, shit for brains?
>>583144102>Also idk if i should be using subject or comment box.Did you never make ANY thread? Holy newfriend....
>>583144745>>583144745>>583144745
