Prev: >>583044502>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3*)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
hey
Uma for this feel? https://youtu.be/cyrdPtEHKzEFlashu isn't allowed, that one is obvious.
Let's pretend the previous thread didn't happen and please lets talk about the game
>>583063580what is the grossest/least sexy word for a umanko in your native language anonsim sure the germans call it a unscheibengunkenweisel or something
cm20 status?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH NO GROUNDWORK NO GROUNDWORK I BRICKED THE RUN AND SHIT STATS TOOO AAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>583064590
wahey
>>583064658smart falco>>583064680gunt
>>583064717working my kitachan after vb finished first career (she loves me)
>>583064780orenji!
>>583064595HOW DARE YOU LIKE THE GAMEPLAY PART OF THIS GAME!?Why would anyone care about that? It's the weakest part of it by far, but that's a given considering it's Bethesda fallout.
Do they even race horses in Africa?
Vampire Raisu lewd drawing repost for new thred.Hope you guys have a nice October.https://files.catbox.moe/2awr9u.png
>>583064729>NO GROUNDWORKIn Maru we trust
Why is she always blushing?
>>583064717I have the theory that the insane bad luck I'm having comes from the fact I pay my runs with carats and cygays is milking me dry.
>>583064886There's a race track like 20 kilometers from my house. Yeah
>>583064927I dig it anyon, good job
>>583063968even f1 and f2 aged well, what was outdated about NV was already outdated when it releasedit's a well written game and you should play it
>>583064658the only good german song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqTBlft8gQA
>>583064871Bro would let me hit it cause it feels good
>>583064658Flash is obviously Jeanny
Talking about Chris Avellone and well written video games>>583065040This.>>583065054Overplayed to hell because it's the only thing Americans know for some reason.At least post something funny like "1 2 polizei"Oyakodon till the night is over and all that
>>583064717got a 3* stam 2* long Dober like two weeks ago and have done about three ace runs and all of them shit
>>583065119
V just quit Uma&Co
>>583064717I'm doing fan runs because I don't know who I want to use
>>583064860
>>583065126>Falco hunting for Flashu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urw-iutHw5EIt suddenly all makes sense...>>583065119 >>583065248SO TRU
hello
>>583064886yeah, South Africa is a part 1 country with G1sBut the only news that I've ever seen from there was one time when someone stole a jockey's saddle
>>583064871I'm gonna be honest and say that I've played an unhealthy amount of fnv years ago and that cemented it in my head as somehow actually being fun. I don't even know why exactly I like it.I also feel that way about oomamoosumeh but it's whatever
>>583064717Cope parents on standby
>>583065329Love the orenji machitan combo
>>583064886Next month a race in Morocco will be upgraded to G1 apparently
>>583064967>>5830647297 and I get groundwork right here
stop shitposting and post tomboys with big tits already ffs
>>583065482bricked
why isn't mambo recruiting
>>583065526Ogey
>>583064717still clanking for front parent while I play cod
*bleeds on the floor*gweh...... d....drama....
>>583065456same! they're adorable
>>583065482>summer runner
>>583065657wear sanitary products when you're on your period faggot
>>583065526post boys with 0 tits in solidarity of the short anons itt.
>>583065657Whorren-chan there was plenty drama last thread...
>>583065657We had another V/Uma&Co humiliation ritual in the last thread
>>583065654is mw4 good? can you dual wield the smg?
Do you all actually go to races IRL?
I hate GL so fucking much
>>583065657I can dox myself if you want. Will that help?
>>583064717created the most demonic parent imaginable and will do aces soon
>>583065772I live 10 minutes from Churchill Downs and an hour from Keeneland. Yes.
>>583065781luckily for you we are just over 1 month away from the best scenario dropping
>>583065748nta but I don't care about that boring shite I want real drama like mambo dying or Autis/uma/ being betrayed again
>>583065816i appreciate the thought but you have to make it look like an accident and also be really annoying before that so people actually care
>>583065781Trailblazer was worse
>>583065761im playing the older zombies so idk, latest one I bought is mw3 (2023)u probably can tho
>>583065772my local has races like once a month in the middle of a weekday, so noI meant to go to the local G3 this year but forgot
>>583064514Umasumi is looking for 2 membersAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or flatlining>15 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>Will change to 20 million if A clubs runs out of TP or burnout>No begging for sashes play the game or use independent training to farm it for you>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes, dont ask for sash.>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>583065781It will only get worse
>>583065781tell me about it
>>583065772I've been tempted to visit the Hollywoodbets that's nearby but it sounds uninteresting if I'm going alone without being a Keibafag.
JOIN UMATISMNO QUOTAB+ CLUBGOING TO BE A NEXT MONTHCOME GET YOUR 2500 CARATS FOR DOING NOTHING
>>583066016yurr kys
stego for u anon that requested itwherever u are...
>>583066207>GOING TO BE A NEXT MONTH
>>583065748meh stale drame that nobody cares about outside of brown poorfagsgive me some real drama like autisma merging with tamalove
>>583065781Surely Sprintslop and Dirtslop will make it more enjoyable
>>583066074why so many rules
What non-Mejiro uma is the most Mejiro-like?
>>583066207Be a what?
>>583065964anon living on that hyper accelerated timeline where 9 JP months turns into 1 global month
just found out that there's a track in my cityexciting
something beautiful is going to happen here.
>>583066250can I put in a request and gift you carats for prio
>>583066328
>>583066328Her tits aren't that ugly
>a spic is singlehandedly humiliating V and doxxing uma&co >he's been doing it for moths now
>>583066328IS THAT SOME HECKIN' NORKS? SOME KNOCKERS? SOME FUCKING BOOBER ON MY BLUE BOARDIM AT WORK FFS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BOSS IS COMING OVER
I want to dance with Fuji Kiseki. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOMcO2XNvjE
>>583066328Tickezo's not that fat
>>583066438Sigh
>>583065654Do you suck at cod
>>583066438the uncatchable Joe
>>583066328no one FUCKING cares about whining ticket. shows us taishin's mosquito bites next time
>>583066332Daichii Ruby is the quintessential ojou-sama Uma.
>>583066341be a + clan
>>583065654>I play codBo3 Zombies?
Your resident /uma/ group /uma/chan is recruiting!Looking for 1 motivated anon>A+ club >60 Million Fan Quota>jong>optional discordJoin by replying with your ID or by applying in-game with /uma/ in your description
ButtSweat, a B+ /uma/ casual club, is recruiting again!Dailies are enough, auto runs are your friend. Relatively active chat, good advice and a good qi flow to bless those runs and possibly your cheeky lucky tenners too. If you need to be less active for some time just say.Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
>>583066440congrats on the promotion
>>583066615she said the last title was MW3 retard
>>583066396u can request anything you'd like for free bwo
>>583066438incredibly based
>>583066250May I request a Fuji Kiseki?
>>583066648non /uma/ club DO NOT JOINfull of botters and discord niggers used the skin of a dead club
>>583066438what do the moths have on him...?
>>583066570McQueen wishes she could be like RubyI wish there was an uma that was both purple and proper ojouturns out I have a weakness for them
bwos I've developed a fetish for umas sweatingit probably doesn't even taste that good in reality
Let's Pump Some Semen!Moving Goalpost, and Beyond
>>583066691>latest one I bought is mw3 (2023)Bo3 (2015)
>>583066810UmaSweat is good for youits on stores right now
>>583065394The brain lieks what it likes, who cares. Just don't like something objectively garbage, like the new Wolverine.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs>>583065353 >>583065654Another soon to be bro with benefits uma>>583065654>modern codCringe>ZombiesYou're alright, Wahey bro.>>583066250AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY you remembered! Cute! Luna-anon here, obviously.
>>583066703NtA but can I request a Digitan?
>>583066853>giving a shit about remakesretard
>>583066753real /uma/ clubsorry, shit stirrer
why is she so perfect
>>583066772if only you knew... oh the horrors!
>>583066250Have you made a mambo one yet?
umm club rank anon?
>>583066648
>>583066943you're full of botters and @VF SEAniggasGo fuck off somewhere else
>>583066852Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Tits
>>583066440I don't know what any of those words mean but I'm glad you like her tickets
Why is nobody hosting CM20 rooms yet
>>583066925Bo3 isn't a remakeNeither is MW3 2023, it's a complete rebootCoD4/MW2 Campaign Remastered, THOSE are 1:1 remakes.
>>583066893>Luna-anon hereoh great another thread personality
>>583066250Would you do Hishi Akebono?
>>583066963Because you want to fuck a middle school student.
>>583066648not an /uma/ club
What did we learn from that?
>>583067027Oy vey...
>>583066538just average>>583066615yesh from waw to bo3>>583066893I'M NOT WAHEY GUY......but I do like him
>>583066963Big tits
>>583067138yea and?
>>583067027netenyahu VF bros...
>>583067093>pretending to be THIS FUCKING NEWbait used to be believable, JP schizo
>>583067138Look at that fucking body
>>583067138I love middle school girls!
rescued the club list from a previous thread
>>583067027stop nyoticing
>>583067202>>583067248>>583067251Disgusting. She's practically a child still. You're lusting over a child!
>>583067092retard
>>583066703kita-chan then, please!
kill yurrself
>>583066963I wish I could kiss and patpat her pretty hair right now
>>583067353out of 10!
>>583067169>yesh from waw to bo3I'm a hyper zombie casual, but Cold War Zombies was surprisingly fun for me. Tho it helps that it was very active at the time, so there was always randos for a quick round.>I'M NOT WAHEY GUYFigured, but it's worth a shot.
>>583067085Any player who cares about CM moved to the other place
>>583067027So why did UmaDash merge with this club
>>583067518It's a nice club
ough
>>583067027Hey, I met that guy in a random public room.
>>583067518S rank no matter the cost
Autis/uma/, yes, THE autis/uma/ currently has ONE slot open (one extra slot is currently reserved) for a dacchi who wanna be in an easygoing, comfy a+ club that has a small quota of 45million (thats only like 1.5 clanker runs per day!)Give your ID here or apply in game, and i'll accept you when i can
>>583067518ex-danchou liked mahjong
>>583067709tyler drop that club full of leeches and join a real A+ club already
release the jong logs, I want to know about what happened to their danchou
>>583067092NTA but a lot of people assume MW3 is a remake cause they recycled the multi maps from OG MW2, although you're right on it being a full rebootThe campaign is also unredeemable dogshit, at least MW 2019 and MW2 2022 had decent SP but I feel like I'm one of the few retards that enjoys playing the SP of CoDs>>583067169NTA but Cold War zombies is incredibly decent for being nu-zombies, I've had a decent time with BO6 and BO7 too if you don't mind all the new mechanics that much...t. retard that played every instance of zombies including the non treyarch ones
>>583067687holy based
Curren is pretty funny
what exactly is "@VF"? is it the fans of that one vivlos sloptuber or what?t. newcutie
>>583064927She's naked...
>>583064514First rate club Basashi (850734315) has 2 open slots this month.We're pretty chill, but with the advent of independent training we do have a quota now: 15 million. If you do one proper auto career a day, you should reach this without even having to think about it.If you want to join, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>583067746nyo, that'd be rude and not kinda nice
>>583067762
>>583067825yeppers
>>583067746Nobody wants him, maybe V would beg his cucked Danchou to take him in
>>583067825it is, victoria frontier
>>583067775meant to quote >>583067489 for the second one
I love uma pussy so much
>>583067873>Nobody wants him>nobody wants 400million fans a month at the expense of having a ryan fanhuh?
>>583067870>>583067890had no idea he even had pull like that. never watched his stuff so i thought he was just some niche CC that people here shilled
>>583067873you are retarded and obsessed
>>583067949but do they love you back?
>>583068018He only farms that much cause of club autism. He isn't gonna farm that much in any other club
>>583067873>cucked danchouhe's cucked because he does his own thing?
>>583067489>cold waryea ppl seemed to like it, at least the release map. idk much past that but it was a surprise to me when I found out considering it had kinda lost its identity atp>>583067775lowkey exo looks interesting to me and kinda satisfying, never played the mp of that game either so highkey missed out>wrong quoteI'm replying anyway
>>583067512>the general with laughably worse CM performance Lmao okay
>>583068109you are butthurt and pathetic
>>583068075He managed to gain a very large following during the first month of the game by making a bunch of guides titled "90% WR TRAINER" or some stupid shit. Then he lost a bunch of early CMs so it's extra funny.
>>583067775MP maps are completely superficial bullshit done for fan-service, same for reusing characters and names in a reboot, for the THIRD FUCKING TIME.Can't believe CoD4 is a remake of 2, both have price in it!>The campaign is also unredeemable dogshitMW3 was rushed to hell because Sledgehammer kept failing their dev goals, resulting in Cold War coming out a year early, MW3 and the rest being rushed ahead as well. Things are bad to say the least, the machine broke down hard.>I'm one of the few retards that enjoys playing the SP of CoDsNah, me too, it's the only joy I get from those games at this point. They're EXTREMELY stupid, but enjoyable schlock for what they are.>Including the non-treyarch ones...You played Extinction and ww2 zombies? You poor fucking soul...>>583068227>Cold War zombies is incredibly decentGlad I'm not the only one then.
>>583068161Mare cleavage is wonderful
>>583068170>>583068109I'll stop making fun of you faggots when you stop getting your chats leaked
>>583068151>cause of club autismnyo, ive got full blown autism and will do this regardless because uma solidly became a core hyperfixation of mine
>>583068237>>583068337swagapino hours
>>583067085Dont have any aces yet.I already have my parents made, but I'm not gonna do any ace runs yet. I'm not wasting my TP on a GL ace run when I could be spending it on 2 URA parent runs.
>>583068337Right after your skin turns white.
>>583068305very insightful post Allen
>>583068347based? y/n
>>583067353yes
uma song that has given you shivers or goosebumps?
>>583068461not in /uma/ club so nowaste of fan runs
>>583068486Stay the courseRoaring of the strongest
>>583068347Prove it
>>583068347move to an A+ club already retard
>>583068347So you're not denying you could leave someday?
>>583068347Not in your club but keep up the good work danchou your kind of autism is oddly cool
>>583068486アオハル杯 2nd Stephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5kQjqjqAYY
>>583068347Keep doing what you're doing king.
>>583068570k
>>583068461he fits the club's theme very well, so yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euo0EN_jlVM
ExcelUma (588536995) is recruiting new friends!>B+ club>7m fans quota monthly, hit it by the 15th if you can>max 7 days flatlinepls put /uma/ on your description before applying. If the club is full by the time you apply, just let me know in thread
sexo
>>583068993How can you currently have childhood autism, unless you're underage b&
>>583069204childhood autism is the icd code for autism, as it is a pervasive disorder that starts in childhood
Ugh... Mares....
There are way more clubs recruiting than I thought
umama come back home
>>583069310Nobody likes GrandLive, imagine if we didnt get AI training early.
>>583069286There is no reason for this Falco to be fat, she should have an autism cap instead
>>583069369Sigh
>>583069170
>>583069309indeed.
>>583069286Thanks I understand what all that means
>>583069369Sigh...
>>583069369yarr
>>583069369Once you taste a S grade cock you can't go back to an A+ little weenie
>>583067353precisely!
>>583069434Autistic women tend to be very fat
>>583069497don't reply to me with cute pouting mares
>>583069510the international classification of diseases (icd) is the standard for listing diagnoses for insurance purposes, and is thusly what is used by healthcare providers, compared to the diagnostic and statistical manual (dsm), which is used for actually testing and making the diagnosison the dsm v it would simply be autism spectrum disorder (asd) regardless of age, whereas the icd lists it as childhood autism regardless of age of diagnosis for unknown esoteric reasons for insurance purposes
>>583068227eeeeh exo zombies is kinda whatever, the first map is alright, the rest are too much of a chore if anything, they're incredibly annoying>I'm replying anywayAll good!>>583068305>...You played Extinction and ww2 zombies?You poor fucking soul...Yep, to be honest WW2 zombies is an interesting attempt at making it more of a horror experience, it kinda failed really hard after the first 2 maps but those are somewhat ok, especially the first onePlus, I've played fucking Vanguard zombies, Extinction and WW2 zombies are masterpieces compared to that>Nah, me tooBased! I'm in fact replaying the MW2 2022 campaign right nowI hope you didn't play the BO7 "CAMPAIGN" for your sake, if you can even call that a campaignUmamusume!
>>583069626Indeed!I love having sex with children!... Wait...
>>583069369Persuade her by renaming the club to Umama&Co
>>583069057>the excel was a lieI knew it
>>583069854This is a good idea, this could work
>>583068115Can pussies love?
>>583069936Oguri's anime stills are so fucking cute
gentle wife is.... HOT!? https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12275109?q=roooou_%28rou-uma%29>>583069802>more of a horror experienceThat part of the marketing always fascinating me, but I never got to play it. Reminded me of OG Killing Floor, the art had some edge to it.>Vanguard zombiesI keep forgetting Vanguard was a thing lmao>replaying the MW2 2022 campaignUsed to record my replays in full, then cut the highlights for an unlisted YT video, but then got lazy so I got files for AW and CW sitting here... Ghosts has a weird place in my heart, partly due to the bullshit cliffhanger.>BO7 campaignThe big head final boss thing? I lack access to anything at that point, too lazy to pirate what can be as well, or use gay pass.>XM8I KNOW LIKE THAT CAFE ADDICTED UMA!
leaked script from seriru's upcoming videochanmi capricorn cup 2nd strategycondition: left/winter/firm/sunnylate-race positionthe final straightthe biggest featureangling and scheming and let's pump are not validnot activatedthese skills are activated at the final cornercannot be activated in the final straightso don't take these skillsone more thing, there is a long downhillmore than half of the course is downhillfor the informationherehigh wit can also reduce endurance consumption on downhillsin other words, this race requires no staminathis time a conditions are firmstatus does not go downendurance guideline.stamina + guts = 700it usually exceeds 900therefore, there's no need to be conscious of ithowever, if you are running a race of 2400m or more in goal racerequires some staminaif you don;t win the race you may not have enough fan numbersbe careful with umas running around arima etcno need to take recovery skillsin the sprint case, sp is too good to waste
>>583069369
>>583069854done! we can play cod and league too!
>>583069057>ExcelUma has no excel>Mambo has no mambo>/uma/chan has no /uma/>uma&co has no manko>brick-182 is not brickedat least Autis/uma/ is run by autists and Tamalove has a tama mascot, right?
Didn't know Silly was in the game already, with the poorfag fit tho.>pace mediumFeeling cute, may snack on her a bit.
>>583069848
it's strange to see /uma/ not being actually straight up homosexual at this hour. it's nice.
>>583070459
>>583070523umama's partner got humiliated so he's in hiding at the moment
>>583070347but it's good conditions, not firm
>>583070379V, officers have no power...
>>583070523Straight Homosexual is called Bisexual anon, which I am.
>>583070523what's nice about it?
>>583067518The choice was between /uma/jong, dacchis and mambo(unironically). They offered me jong and there are boardgames each weekend, so that tipped the scale
>>583070704Same but I think you should die for posting a c*rren chan picture alongside your post. no hard feelings though.
>>583069309For me, It’s stallions.
>>583070817>he could've actually joined the second best /uma/ club and wasted the chance
>>583070675i'm danchou tho...
>>583064717surprisingly bad luck so far. Dia refuses to perform for me. I don't have KSB speed so I have to choose between statline and claw forward. like it is impossible to hit 1550 speed with 3/1/1/LH unless you have that card.
>>583070817Is there still a slot there?I might join myself
>>583071065YES!
>>583070963but he was already from the second best /uma/ club
>>583070817neigha /uma/jong is a literal bot club
>>583071123Tell danchou to save a spot for meI’d like to join after my cooldown endsWeekend board game nights sound like fun
>>583070971He's been skinwalking as you, don't fault me.
>>583071303why do you niggas care so much what he does with his life
Meek...
>>583064717huh
I fucking love manual parent runs, I fucking love wasting time getting fucked in the ass every race, I love getting less whites and less fans than a fucking auto and I love fucking wasting weeks with not a single damn fucking grand parent for the fucking cmlike looool, this rng is so fucking fun hahahaha I looooove wasting so much time without making a single step in progress in fucking anything.
I want to touch Bakushin's tummy
>>583071436Logowife
>>583071154where did her tits go?
>>583070323>the art had some edge to itGlen Schofield worked on it, OG Dead Space guy, the designs were pretty interesting>I keep forgetting Vanguard was a thing lmaoAnd that's a good thing, it's awful, even the campaign is awful>Ghosts has a weird place in my heart, partly due to the bullshit cliffhanger.Oh man, yeah I actually kinda liked Ghosts, even the multi, despite it being super hated by almost everyone>The big head final boss thingFinal boss is a mech kinda thing, but yeah you do fight like a giant guy in the middle tooIt's ALWAYS online, you can't pause and it's all open world maps, enemies have health bars and give XP, you can basically level up by playing the "campaign"I don't even know what else to say about it, it's obviously awful>>583064717Chilling in open league for this one, me thinks
>>583071480why are you doing manual parent runs
>>583071480This wouldn't have been a problem if we were allowed to clock optionals but Cygames is retarded
>>583071436Plain uma....>>583071534Don't worry 'bout it!
>manual parent runsnobody does this
>>583071481
>>583071412
>>583071629Loopacord loopers sometimes do MANT runs
>>583070998oh yeah raising dia has been miserable for me too
>>583067027what does that even mean???qrd?
>>583071303an inside joke to make the thread schizo seethe. I find it quite funny and it obviously worked
>>583071581time is running out and the most I have is a 1 stam no long having ass new year opera have pumping her so damn much she's hit my top fans >>583071594clocking would be nice, but I just can't understand how someone with 2x the stats, skills up the wazoo and running with the blessing of the three goddess dripping from her asshole can still job to some g2 nobody and come out looking like the dumbest mother fuckereven just doing g1 races, mant took me around the same time as an auto making it pretty pointless to attempt to rush through
Oguri Cute
>>583071708>Manual MANT to release the shackles of forced races on important g1 days>Lose Hopeless Stakes every other run anyway
>>583072025True!
>>583071853they only started doing the botimus prime shit after they got accused, bots are still in the club
boysex
>>583070428they killed the spreadsheet I used to make my open umas with, and I'm too dumb to port it to excel 2007
>>583071853yeah sure, normal fan counts for people with this Team Trial rank. Cope however you want and do whatever you want but you're in a bot club
the vast majority of you fat lardass retards can't even do 10 push upswhat makes you think an uma will even want to be near you?you are pathetic, weak, smell bad, not to mention you are a manlet
>>583072025no one says this
>>583072239You are trying to argue with someone that gave up on his club because no S rank
>>583072305but I do 20 pushups daily
>>583072130Im surprised people are willing to waste money on electricity in Trump's economy for a few more hundred free carats. They should just buy the packs 2bh
>>583072305Push ups are cringePull ups are cooler
>>583070428ButtSweat has asses at least.
>>583072148MANY are saying this
>>583072305I can do 10 easilychange it to pullups and now we're actually gonna struggle
>>583070817if you had gone to Mambo I would have died laughing
#clublist anon, /uma/chan 139444290 seems to be incorrectly placed on the rentry>A+ club>Optional Discord>Has Websitewe are in fact a /uma/ club, /uma/chan was picked as the name explicitly for that reason
>>583072305Umas know that fat bastard torenas need love too....
>>583071123where do you get all these neat Bakushins? The boorus?
Can you all shut the fuck up about this retarded club drama this is worse than /xivg/
>>583072239no matter what you sayhe gives good cupcake recipes if you ask him nicely
>>583072656I dont think those college football fans were from here
>weather forecast is predicting rain at Longchamp during the race SundayCan he do it?
>>583066749fuji for u
>>583072747we love college football here
>>583072305i can do 10 push ups on top of an uma too
>>583072751Meisho will Tabaru the rest of the entrants
>>583072691the big image board dot org
>>583072058This guy's is from MANT one of the better gps out there
>>583072656This is not an uma club
>>583071534In my mouth
>>583072807very based
>>583072985He's the best>>583066250You're the best
>disbands the original club thru discord disagreements>makes the core of the club from discord members>b-but we're /uma/ we even picked /uma/chan as our name for that reasontell me how are they not a discord club. I haven't even seen these guys join rooms here
>>583072692What would sex with Oguri be like
>>583073132Ravenous
on sunday, the most unexpected thing will happen at the l'arc, this 7 proves it
CM21 status?
>>583073112clearly you haven't been joining jong rooms then
>>583073093cherish every (quality) OC bro we got, they've become so rare
>>5830731857 and you're wrong
>>5830731857 and you never post again
>>583073112holy fuck curren is so sexy
Tabaru wins it all
>>5830731857 and you're right
>>583073185Fuku sure is cute
Wait is machan seriously bad in the fucking sprint CMNO ONE FUCKING SAID THAT DURING HER RELEASENO ONEDO NOT MAKE AN "I TOLD YOU SO" POST BECASUE YOU DIDNT MENTION THIS CM
grug grug grug
>>583071303>>583072239>>583072941uh oh melty
Nobody believed when I said UmaDash has a dicksword but now you see the truth
>>5830731854 and Tabaru dies mid race7 and Tabaru dies after crossing the finish line in first place
>>583073450Nobody pulled Machan for meta reasons you fucking loser, we pulled her because she's cute.
>>5830731854 and you owe me sex and if you don't comply japan never wins a l'arc
Never forget V had a huge melty against jongers a couple months ago when he got nuked
>>583073132Incredibly passionate and animalistic, you would not last the night and wake up covered in bruises and hickeys and an incredibly clingy trainee that will not leave your side no matter how much she feeds you
>>583071853what is this retarded cope?
>583073483I accept your confetti
I sure am glad that my danchou, former or otherwise, isn't an annoying and unlikable attention whore.
drama?
>>583073505Safe!
>>583073498They don't though? They use google docs and club chat
>>583073185Even Shiraoki-sama's power is not enough to secure the L'arcit will take something greater
>>583073551>cute>big tits>big thighsI'll train her for sprint cms she's bad at because of it
>>583073450From what I have seen in testing it is more so that other Uma are just even more crazy You can consider this cope if you want but she can win (just less often than one would like)Her unique can have a delayed activation which is annoying as well
>>583073671non4chanclubbwo....
>>583073725this 7 guaranteeing that taberu wins in a photo finish says otherwise
>>583073724They use their sloptuber dicksword.
>>583073658i don't think you know what this word means
>>583073698UmaDash ex-dancho is trying to gaslight /uma/ into believing /uma/chan is not a botting club
>>583073450The Koreans say she’s finehttps://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=294889
Okay but the V leaks were the funniest thing today
>>583072183I'm pretty sure this one workshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AAZCVDMiCozDNKte-5JYSm7SWUeVJ0o87i1iDY1bnWM/edit?gid=2001243391#gid=2001243391It's also not hard to make one yourself, just need to take the skill rating data from the hidden sheets and run the formulas for stats
>already being a defender of umadiscordchan not even 24 hours inwhat did they feed ex-umadashcho???
>>583073471watched umagrug club toregrug took him to umatribe
>>583073832>the V leakslink?
>>583073832yurr
>>583072807You and chibianon are my favorite anons bwo
>>583073832sigh...
>>583073891Id take that uma as my wife
>>583073775so close to trip 7sbut the heavens do not agree
>NOTHING HITS THE SPOT BEFORE A RACE LIKE YOUR TEA, DIA!>I'M LEAVING YOUR TEA HERE FOR YOU! what is the joke here?
>>583072918I just tried that URL and you LIED
>>583073773I am in one though...
All the Malfoids in my feed reignited my passional lust for blonde baddies and genderbends
7 and Dia owes me paizuri 4 and Kita owes me paizuri 9 and Teio pegs me with a strap on
>>583074014the joke is that you don't know how to read a manga
>>5830731857 and no japanese horse ever wins L'Arc
>>583074018try with only first letters mambwo
>both Mambo and Uma&Co touched the S rank>UmaDASH could neverNow they wen't full discord VF botters. Amazing, truly amazing, and here I thought the leaks would be today's big attraction.
>>583074180uh, but it's not a manja? it's a comic panel?
i made team trials tikezo because according to umankodex everyone forgot about herpic: my medium team on their way to 1-2-3 8lengths victory
>>5830742137 and the devil's own luck rides with the japanese horses this weekend.
>>583074285Lmao Uma really is a gay game.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7OTpqeAtKv8
>>583070664it's for the sprint chanmi bwo
Shiraoki fears the druids
>>583074248I'm sure they hit S at some point on the 1st day. This is a nothing burger
No more 7's your Feng Shui sucks
umasumi
>>583073790I bet he doesn't even have one. But even if he does, we don't use it.
>>583074248Please leave UMADash out of it. I'm the only one who left and also direct all (You)r hate to me instead.
>>583074446Umasumi
7 and I goodbye permanently
umadash killed the rape
Help
>>583074517I'm going to miss you, please don't leave
>>583074478If your club doesn't hit S this month it's proof they were the problem
>>583074517
>>5830745174 and you don’t
>>583073381Raisu
>>583074517mambwo...
>>583074517You know what to do
>>583073943who are you quoting, pony-chan?
goodbye everyone...
>>583074517the rope is warm and comfy
>>583074223>it workedanon was telling......the truth?
>>583074694>>583074754>4>4
>>583072807Thank you! I will treasure her.
>>583074517anon...
Shiraoki is closed tonight.Sorry.Come again tomorrow.
>>583072807she cute
>>5830731857 and Tabaru goes the distance.
>>583074937>7
>>583073450>seriously badIt's just that sprints are weird bwoLearn sprinting gear and/or second wind + inherit at least two between Pasa, Mummy Creek, and Bourbon. RSS optional but welcome. Everything else in early and mid race.
UmaDASH should hit S rank this month just to spite quitters
>>583073925>it's the one I used beforeheh so he came back
dawwwww look at Ryan, finally making new friends
p-please join umatismw-we are new player friendly and have n-no requirements to join other than having /uma/ in your p-profilew-we post uma p-porn in the chats-someone please join im begging here...
>>583073943he was always like this
>>583074765I don't lie, anondacchi
what did she see?
>>583073808I don't get why he pushed for S rank while doing high A/low A+ numbers himself
>>583075241Someone posted a thing they can't post
Tabaru will finish 7th
7 and you are now Sirius' puppy.4 and you are gaslit by DorijaAnything else and this thread is eggs on toast.
>he thinks a lock will keep an uma out
>>583075043This but uma&co after kicking V out
>>583075263Danchodes think they deserve more
>>583075263It's simple. He's retarded!
What's wrong with being A+? It's the sweet spot.
>>583075263Too busy playing >pokemonto play this one lmao
>>583075137>w-we post uma p-porn in the chathow
>>583075113Why is she mad?
>>583075613A is the true sweet spot. A+ are just failed S attempts
>>583075432Are there any Umamusume who won't:Break into my houseGuilt trip meAbduct meAbuse meOr otherwise violate me and my privacy?
>>583074937
Umama&co
>nobody left and nobody is deadb+ dancho work is done
>>583075528shakatore...
>>583075696All you have to do is feed these two meat and they'll love you like dogs do
>>583075863This is very nice
>>583075650
>>583075992haha, who would do that?!
I got 2 hoes
>>583075957she's not interested in A+ shrimpies
>>583076161she was before
>>583076063I simply like hands
>>583076159I've never gotten a double pal card run despite playing since day 1
>>583075992This is why I don't do random acts of kinda nice here. Especially after Nature won the /uma/ popularity concert. You just know there's a bunch of losers here that actually think like this
uhI mean... I'll take it?
>>583076281I had Aoi show up once during a GL run Not going to complain because I actually like her and Happy Meek
>>583075471V is like one of the biggest advocates for S rank while everyone is either "eh" or "lol no"even danchud isn't on board with his 8m per day pitch
>>583064927This is wonderful
More uma&co leaks?
>>583076490But how will people here respect him if he's not in an S rank club?
>>583076490why doesn't V join /Uma/Club if he wants S that much? It would be a funny month
>>583076642imagine v posts a video of him pissing directly onto the camera in response to leaking leaky leak
>>583076547Is Digitan a quick shot?
>>583076725Ramonu would say this
>>583076481>spoileryeah they cute
>>583076814hehe yeah imagine...
>>583076648because /uma/club hates him lol
I'm feeling this will be a good month for my club
>>583076547a ring made from uma hair
>>583076872
>>583076872yes
>>583076995/uma/club hates him until he becomes one of their fan slaves
>>583077226idk V's biggest advocate is in /uma/ club
>>583076995Ah yeah, the idealistic /uma/ club
>>583077289yurr
RULERSHIP SEX????
I'm a fat, old, ugly trainer in my 70s. Which Uma is for me? I intend to sexually harass them.
>>583076648/uma/club rep can't tank one more schizo
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>583064717I'm still making a 2nd parent
Trainer-san 5 manual mant runs doko
>>583076048Oguri will eat anything you give her though, including your dog
>>583076865Sex with Helios
7 and someone in this thread
>>583077650nyo... it's just me all along?
dies
7
>>583077365She's reformed, proved by no one leaving. There's room for one now
>>583077364>fat, old, uglyCurre—>I intend to sexually harass themNevermind, it's not harassment if it's consensual
>>583077710>she>reformed
>>583077710You're not getting in V. It's over for you
I have a guilt complex. Which Uma is for me? I intend to be abused by them.
bwos is any good?
>>583077949Nature
Epi's tits
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
made you look
>>583075863>>583076250I need all hands images
>>583077949Ruby
I haven't seen chibiposter in a bitI want to request some chibis
>>583078194
i cant imagine an umamusume for me. the idea of any female liking me that way is too stupid
>>583078048>(1)
>>583078217It’s AI dumb nigga. Make them yourself
>>58307687230 seconds per round but has the stamina to go all night
>>583078195No image will be as erotic as the one anon with soft delicate hands posted
Here is your break meal, spe-chan
>>583078217anyone who saves those images is cattle
I do not understand what is wrong with wanting to better one's club.Being a comptitive player my whole gamer career I have always wanted to do better and achieve high ranks, motivating others to do the same just comes natural to me. S rank is just like getting a high rank in the ranked leaderboard of any other game>inb4 join an already existing S clubBut why would I do that? That is the easy way out and is not fun to me, I could easily join an S+ club from discord if I wanted but I'm not going to do that.Idk seems like you guys want to make this a big thing when in reality it is not an issue for anyone
I am pan-searing chicken thighs in onions sauce they are going to be delicious
>>5830731857 and
chibi doodle anon>chibislopper
Borgar :D
>begging for attention once again[-]
>>583078453sigh...
>>583078357Sounds messy
>>583078557And what?
>>583078453sigh... maybe one day they will understand me... everyone's wrong but me...
>begging for attention by not directly replying[-]
>>583077623i first read "including your dong"
>>583078453it's just faggots looking for drama, anonthere's a particular rush of victory when you up ranks in a club, particularly from A+ to S. But without botters, reaching S rank is pretty tough. I looked over the top 100 clubs and there's so much botting it's like a clanker factory line. Some of those clubs barely have 20 members in them, let alone 25-29. Yet they're still making Rank 20.
>>583078638>>583078643>borgar for attention once again(-=-)
>bad day for runs gonna do some fan runs for danchou>see thisaaaaaaa.......
>>583078453Higher rank =/= being betterclubs are perfect as they are. A+ clubs become worse when they slip out of A+ into A or below, or even while advancing to S.Go work on your plat count if you want to be competitive nigga.
>>583078453there's nothing wrong with it but it's unfortunately spearheaded by an insufferable gay man and even if it wasn't (((((they)))))) don't want another club hitting S rank besides them and stealing their earners.
>>583078921The sexiest Mejiro.
>>583078858mmmmm delicious
>>583078453You are not a competitive player, where are your plats?You're a filthy attentionwhore bringing unneeded stress to your danchou because he's too nice and would never kick you.
>>583078195Someone probably has the link to the three jap threads that the artist was posting them in.Probably.
>>583079141with how docile Umanko danchud is, you'd expect him to be a bottomhe also chiyoposts
I genuinely can't wait for umamoe's CM dox
>>583079265there's a disturbing trend of dancho's here having zero leadership skills
>>583078720HYPER REALISTIC UMABLOOD
>>583079387it's impossible to write shit on the club chat, how the fuck am I supposed to lead my retarded clubmates
>>583078453>Being a comptitive player my whole gamer careerGaming is not uniform. Even games themselves are not uniform.There are competitive games. There are competitive activities in games. If you try to be competitive about every aspect of every game...> S rank is just like getting a high rank in the ranked leaderboard of any other gameNo it's not. Ranking system is badly designed and badly maintained.I'm not a casual btw, I'm more of a CBT person that played free pvp MMOs and try to play on ironman if it's possible in most games.>Idk seems like you guys want to make this a big thing when in reality it is not an issue for anyoneThis part is correct.
>>583079542kill those who cause problems/don't play, hire those who contribute to the club
>>583079387it's just a game anonreal leaders probably don't waste their time leading video game clubs
>>583079620I did this and my club got stuck on 28/30 for an entire month
PLAP PLAP SPLOOOSH
>>583079673mambwo...
a lot of things aren't worth competing over
>>583079673do you happen to be mambochou?
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
>>583079702
>>583078847Was the overseer shit really that bad for global? I feel like the lower end of S is still achievable my regular players, specially players that are from here and spend a lot of time in this game>>583078902>Higher rank =/= being betterI mean yeah I get it, it's just a gacha game and there is not much skill involved here like in a real eSports game>Go work on your plat count if you want to be competitive nigga.I do put effort in every CM but global is secondary to me, sometimes I have to abandon it>>583079551>I'm not a casual btw, I'm more of a CBT personHeeeyy me too, last challenge I did was leveling a warrior in WoW HC
how do i build commander special week if i want to bring kris s stamina card? just raw dog the stamina sparks and taps?
>>583079980Pure stam sparks, run 3 speed 1 wit, pray for a highroll.
>>583079980Jordan ssr for that sweet sweet agemasen heal
When is the plat doxx coming? Now that would be real competition.
>>583078195>>583079197 (me)Nevermind i found themhttps://bbs.animanch.com/board/363092/https://bbs.animanch.com/board/368898/https://bbs.animanch.com/board/1045523/
>>583080202it's gonna be stressful for V so hopefully never
>two retards replying to each other playing pretend while avatarfaggingYep, classic tranny behaviour
>>583079960To get S rank, each member needs to make a minimum of 8M fans per day. 240M/month is around rank 95, if all 30 dacchis contribute equally. That's 9+ fan runs per day. Doesn't count parent runs, doesn't count ace runs. Realistically you're doing that and doing well in CMs unless you're a) a buhi, b) a botter, or c) both.
cm20's not looking good for me, bros.
>>583080023>>583080186is OYL mandatory this time around or can i just stick to the white ?
>>583080291he's literally replying to himself
there must be a whole parallel thread going on in the hidden chains
>>583080389No. I'd even skip the white if it means you can buy more recoveries/midrace skills
>>583080389stick with the white and use a better wit stat stick
was mambo seriously at rank 200 once? what the fuck man
>>583080348i cant even get a spechud gp
>>583080389OYL is dogshit because it's a random proc accel in a long where the window is both shorter and the power of accels are less pronounced
start of this month seems easier than usual game must be dying
My trainee asked if she can watch me umapyoi her rival
>>583080542a few months ago it broke into the 100sI could be wrong about that, but I'm pretty sure I remember them hitting 170-somethingthis was 2-3BC though (Before Clanking)
>>583080686insider here, bunch of the bots got banned. most of S-ranks are stuck on 26/30
>>583080839We were sub-200 for a month or two before the big betrayal, yes
>>583080292That was my initial suggestion, everyone does 8m ideally and it would be possible, even thought that others could cover for the ones who can only go like 5-6 careers but it's probably not going to work unless the whole team is on it
>>583080887proof?
>>583081016thought you meant 8m per montht b+ dancho
>>583081159Bleh you silly, 8m a day!People who do 8m a month are even playing the game?
>>583080542I think the highest they've ended the month at was 248 when I was still there
>>583081297theyre probably the ones having the most fun
I can't believe that I've fapped to Super Creek again...
I think my clubdacchis start an ace run, fail a race sometime during early classic, door the fun and log off for the day because how the FUCK are they only making 10-40k fans? That number doesnt make sense
>>583079141there's never been stress. club's always been fine and i'm not going to quit like some others...>>583079265nothing wrong with posting chiyo
>>583080934>big betrayalwhat happened in June that was a betrayal? ex-Danchou flatlining?
>>583081504i queue up an auto MANT without any races
>>583081504those are team trials
>>583081504>how the FUCK are they only making 10-40k fans?they do Team Trials, not careers.
>>583081597No he barely played the game. Our highest earner left without telling us until the last second
keb was right
>>583081738>>583081735you get that many fans from TT? I thought it was 3-4 digits at mostWhy the fuck are they only doing team trials? Danchou DO something
>>583081536I apologize for assuming then.
>>583081752YURUSANAI
Pace Wedding Curren is the Xog of Sprint they gave her everything possible She's even more strong on Chukyo actually
>>583081536chiyo is pretty cutebut unfortunately synonymous with GAY postings
is this the first time V has been lucid? seems like a complete different person
Curren is the whore of Tracen
Trainer is the whore of Tracen
>>583074429Can I suck those
>auto mant>schedule 0 racesyou're welcome danchode
>>583082157he's generally reasonable. The problem starts when someone tickles his ego (which dramaturds have learned early on), and also he doesn't admit fault even when he's wrong. There's usually no problem when there's no need of correctness involved
>>583066910digitan for u
>>583081752he got poached by /uma/ club unironically. all his fan earning and our high rank was just a performance exam for them. mambo was unironically cucked. again.
>>583082157when daddy's talking you obey, simple as
>>583082157>complete different personafter skinwalking as his danchud and namedropping/leaking his clubmates left and right maybe he's indeed mentally ill
there are real females around here? scary
>>583082415True but that's over now, the club's back to its competitive state again
>>583080229Putting Curren in her place
>>583078453this game is in a funny spot because you can actually put the entire club on your back and carry them if you try hard enough. thats rarely possible in games. sometimes it inspires your dacchis to try harder too, and you get some piddly reward for it and feel good. im motivated to keep my club afloat, although i will say clanking makes it a fucking breeze and these half TP events are even better.
>>583081810You generate fans/bond points for each uma on your TT team for each race. 15 umas each getting 100 fans x5 will add up slowly.
>>583082397He took his meds
>S long an no claw forward.vs>No S long, claw forward and overall better.I'll keep trying to get a perfect run, but which one should I use for rooms in the meantime?
>>583082410cute
>>583081894np being danchou is pretty easy with the group i have desu>>583082156come on now, the posts aren't that gay
>>583082749You can use the one without long S for testing so you're reminded every time why distance S is human rights for longs.
>>583082157meds won't increase his below average IQ or make him honest
>>583082749Long S is mandatory on everyone but fronts since they play a relatively different game
/uma/chill danchou kick someone I want to join
>>583081894
>>583082415>againthat'd make it the first time, mambro
>>5830812971 dummy career a day with no race schedule or fan deck should be like 9m a month
>>583082157No check a previous thread with xim talking about xis schizophrenia
I don't get all the crying about fan runs, it's literally free carats.
>>583082156I resent Chiyoposters for tainting her image here
>>583082609So i've heard
>>583082952>Long S is mandatory on everyone but frontsfuck you, I spit out my drink laughing
/uma/chan is still not /uma/ btw
>>583082952>Long S is mandatory on everyone but fronts
>>583083054>spend 30 carats to refill TP>sometimes get 10 carats as a rewardgreat free carats you got there
>>583083295>spend 30 carats to refill TPdid you just expose yourself gwochacho
>>583083295>Spend 30 carats to refill TPRetard.
>>583083295It's 10 carats to refill and you're doing 2 runs with that refill retardbwo...
>>583081493Is it wrong to masturbate to Super Creek?
>>583083295>spend 30 carats
She doesnt hate it!
>>583083295Mambwo...
>>583083486probably
Is my club the only normal one?
Would "Malfoid" have been a better romance option for Harry Potter?Do you think Taiki would jump her trainer while naked just to see if he gets the point?
>>583083054>Carat positive
>>583083295>spend 30 carats to refill TPDancho, you can kick this leech, he doesn't even play the game.
>>583083486She'd be upset if you didn't
cm20 practice room536223695362236953622369
>>583083631my eyes aren't what they used to be, but they really shouldn't use such a dark color on a dark background
>>583083295Exposed for not playing the game
>>583083145>>583083248I've won at least 1/3rd of my plats with A dist fronts. Of course it's better to have, but they're not immediately bricked without S dist.>between fronts, whoever angling wins and this is decided before S dist matters. In a full or heavy front room, this means that all the other S distance fronts immediately gets invalidated. Backliners gets invalidated along with them because the wall of fronts block and also push everyone out of position and gaps the lead too much.>fronts can win by gapdiffing and finishing the race before they're caught up with, which alleviates the need to go fast a little>Gap diffing works well with their gameplan of padding mid race + speed carryover setups, as it's never wasted compared to pushing yourself too high up with backliners>fronties have a ridiculous amount of things they need to juggle, so it's almost impossible to always get a perfect front out. This also means all the relative parts that make up the sum are less important by themselves.I also have 9/19 plats so I'm allowed to give advice (rounded up). My groundworklet kita performed very admirable in Pisces, while my A dist vb with slightly lower wr won plat on it.
>>583083534Dober...
>>583083759no, I play the game (1500+ hours) but definitely exposed as never having refilled TP with carats. I'm not sure why I thought it was 30. I seem to remember remembering it as 10.My mistake.
>>583083840>9/19 plats so I'm allowed to give advice (rounded up)Correct
>>583083759NTA, but has this always been the case? Or did it change at some point?Now I feel bad for having made fun of all the people who didn't know when we'd be getting the rewards for that Falcon fan farming event.
>>583084013it's always been like that
>>583083840>Of course it's better to have, but they're not immediately bricked without S dist.reasonable enough. I main fronts but only have 2 plats. What's your general strategy? Spam the absolute fuck out of mid-race skills? I'd like to get more consistent wins, now that I have all the major meta SSRs (got my Finemoan/Maru a few weeks back)
>>583084106alright fine tell me about this cunt and what her gimmick is, besides being religiousand why is she 100% better than the gold family dream whatever cunt
>>583082996No the first time was when aelred revealed that he was actually playing a secondary account in mambo and left to play his main account instead. We were literally his side piece.
Bruh, I'm not even going to respond to that but you should make two autos a day to AT LEAST pretend to be playing, you don't even need to expend a single carat to do it.I would forgive you if you were a completely newfag without cards with 20 Fan Bonus but no, you're just leeching for the sake of it.
>>583084184Red Cafe who looks up to Vodka and tries to keep Admire Groove from being miserable
>>583084230you're shitting meanon made two accounts and then quit his side account? fuck me that's funny, 10/10 if true
>>583083731outskilled by murmurs191943061919430619194306
>>583084184Cafe's daughter and a villain that stopped Buena Vista from being a Tripe Tiara mare.
I left my club and uninstalled the game, I hope they do well
Bros why is there so much hype keiba happening this year
>>583084360based oshi player
I find it funny that Stego would likely get along well with Syoko. Well, as long as Stego doesn't eat her friends. They both love their mushrooms.
>>583084341>cafe daughterehhhhhhhhhhh could be worseee>looks up to vodkayo me too!>>583084392>A VILLAIN THAT STOPPED MY CUTE CFKILL KILL KILL
>>583084360>Xog winnerNo... Not again... PLEASE
I want to roll these banners but I doubt I will have enough. What brown/tanned umas or gyaru umas can I try to target with the NY banner? What cards do I need? How fucked am i?
>>583084182nta, but ofc you want to build the stronger front to compete against the others. balance of late race and midrace skills helps too. team comp is also important. ask yourself why or what role each uma fullfills and then work on fixing based on practice runs.
>>583064717It really feels like I do the same thing every run and the only difference is how the RNG feels like treating me. At least with MANT and Unity I could feel myself getting better at managing my money/inventory/bursts and knowing when and when not to race, GL in comparison just feels like I smash the speed button like a drinking bird and have barely any impact on how the run goes. The more I play GL the more I hate it and in a twisted sense of irony I've won all three GL CMs so far.
>>5830843603/9...
>>583084624Just bring a 3 fr*nt team and it's most likely owari da for her
>>583084809sorry gwo, I'm still working on parents
>>583084552gomenasorry but whomstve?
satono diamondo o
>>583084458Bwo...Thanks, godspeed
>>583084818or just bring anyone reallyXog isn't a threat this CM
>>583083486No but she monopolized my cummies, she's like my new Tsunade.
>>583084860Syoko Hoshi, from idolm@ster Cinderella Girls. They share the same seiyuu.
>>583084182You want 1 gamba ace and 1 consistent ace to cover for different scenarios. Pad the fuck out of midrace, but always try to have at least 1 while aiming for 2 late race velocity like bakaroll, homestretch, firm resolve (good luck getting this tho) and I think base fuji inherit? I'm about 2 weeks away from unlocking her.You also want the fronts to have relatively similar power. Let's take vb and kita at the moment: VB is extremely powerful in midrace, so you pad her late race with kita and seiun inherits. Kita is pretty damn strong by herself already in late race if she ults, so you'd want at least 1 of the parents be a mid race inherit.Duelling setups are very strong and basically instawin. But very inconsistent. Not worth going for and building your entire team around it, but you can build it in a way that it can happen ala highroll win sometimes.I don't use wabbits, since I wouldn't wanna make a suzu that breaks her legs and I also don't believe in making umas that are not meant to win like deboofers if I can help it.Wit wit wit. Wit procs your skills, triggers pace up (plays into midrace and gapdiffing), and enable overtakes. Training wit gives you SP to spam skills. Reduces your stamina consumption to ease the requirement juggles. Skimping out on power (a little, not a lot) is ok compared to backliners since they're less likely to be brocked, and overtaking happens mostly from whoever procs the most skills.
>>583084951I built her to be pretty strong as lucky pace with GW or against solo fronts. As long she doesn't whiff recoveries mid race
>>583085049>>583085098Ohhhhhhhhhh I seeee... not big on that design, but it's imas so based.
>>583083624She totally would Every boy and man going through Harry Potter in the Malfoid Timeline would've invoked their sense of yearning with a critical hit of enemies to lovers. Voldemort was beaten by love, the motherly kind from Harry's mum. It would be even more thematically fitting if that love was changed/supercharged into a well earned romance. Think of it like (you) and Dober finally getting along to win it all.
>>583085219She's cuter when she's not on stage.
>>583084360ggs, at least opera one won this one
>>583085280
>>583083840post that vb build cards umanko
>>583085341Thanks for hosting bwo
>>583085131appreciate the advice. I've never done rabbits or deboofers, for the same reasons you mentioned. I have Maru/Suzu/VBourbs/Kita/Sky for aces. Generally I run triple fronts, seems to be the strongest comp that doesn't rely on debuffs/rabbits (Suzuka is my #1 oshi, can't do it won't do it). Fuji inherit won't be for another two months, I just started unlocking her and have about 50 days to go. Guess I'll start ace runs tomorrow.
>>583084360>>583085341>UG4 top 3am i too paranoid with score?
>>583085550yeppers, I forgot about RS stam but maybe it's a bit rough to fit in atm due to >gl stam requirements
>>583083840>>583082952>play a relatively different gameNot really.What you are calling "gap diffing" is just the natural result of having good stats, and activating velocity skills, which is something that every style needs to do in order to win competitive races. It is the equivalent of a late/end positioning themselves with the pace/fronts going into the late race.The only thing that makes fronts different from other styles is the fact that wit is slightly more important for them, and the fact that 2 of their core accels occur at the start of the race rather than the end.
Being in Akebono's embrace...
>>583085143My pace Rice does well against solo fronts but I have yet to test her against onigs.
>>583085653ratingslop is whatever. Anything past UG2 are generally plat material.
Brian???????
>>583085470>umankosorry I can't post that. I also can't remember if it's a FL run.
>>583086152>sorry I can't post thatsoulless disqualified
Biblos
>>583085854I hate that I have Palmer on my roster, the image of Helios ruined her for me.
>>583086395soulless
>>583086474Palmer is Midjiro
>>583085957
>>583085765yea, it's not an entirely different game. Just relatively different due to how they behave during poskeep. They get 100% value going hard during midrace and is their strongest strategy (plus kinda having "overtake" skills and duelling be invalidated for them so they couldn't even build that way if they wanted to most of the time + late accel race scarcity), vs a position that cares about not being too far up, or can be hit with pdm so it's not AS valuable to go that hard into midrace, not to mention to make use of said plays you'd have to build specifically around it for other styles (e.g angling/gw pace). I build budding/sfv lates that larp as pacers to steal their accel slots when I'm allowed too.We are not necessarily disagreeing as well.
>>583085796Bignigs do help in making things difficult but still doable if it's only a duo, of course unless the front ace is some UF3+ mid-game powerhouse
>>583086474Destined to the bench.
>>583087073Sweaty
The ears and tails thing is quite distracting actually.
rape
kissing Falco
ded game ded thred
doki doki umas like pocky
I love my umawife
>>583087706
>>583088136
>>583079980Cleric Grass Wonder inherit helps quite a bit
>>583087073I wish buruma were real
My trainee would never rape me, Dia is a dear and wouldn't do something devious like that towards me.
Is it possible to be backed up like crazy? I've been shooting heaps of ropes whenever I'm forced to explode (by ir not going down)Already happened several times today
sigh
>>583087073R-18 might be forbidden, but damn these artists can masterfully make umas this delicious and erotic... I kneel
>>583088441Yes because she's doing that with me
yurr
>>583087073If Dia tried to seduce me I would fold in a heartbeat
>>583088803r-18 being forbidden was jap psyop cause some dude sent a horse owner some gore of their uma counterpart
>>583088640Who or what is making you so horny at this time
>>583088441if your trainee never raped you, is she actually your trainee?
>>583085049>>583085219Love these
>>583089450I'm raped by other uma actuallyt. falko trainer
Bed breaking sex with Still
>>583089556Spicaman...
>>583089556Falco can tell her trainer is being marked everyday by some other uma but she can't complain about it because idols don't do that
>>583088441>Anon was kidnapped and raped 10 minutes after posting this.
>It's another "get Long S but lowroll" episode
>>583089727i like seeing the blurry gold rank in the background confirming failure
Soon everyone will know what's happening in the umacord right now
>>583090063your actions have consequences
>>583089556canon
>>583090275succubus
Ever heard a romance song and immediately think of your oshi?
>>583090393That's the pure Curren not the lewd one
>>583090275i know what you have been doing
>>583090502>
>>583090465
Sigh, why is everyone in my club an idiot but me?
>>583090502No such thing as a Curren that isn't planning to seduce and mark and claim her naive and pure-hearted trainer with her sexual appeal
nyo universe cleansing the world of current bucket d'whore
fat umas
I'm brickedaccidentally used one of my trainee's valentines chocolate to refill TP
>>583090505I washed my hands>>583090570>spit trailI wish more artists focused on making out sessions
tabaru...
>>583090831i would end it all at that point
>>583090831No choice but to eat the rest of them now
>>583090959gate draws are rigged
>>583090826Fuck you she's perfect
>>583090959Minnie Hauk, Maltese Cross, Bay City Roller and Diamond Necklace mercilessly gate raped. Death to France
>>583090901good nonny
What is a nonny?
Do NOT let him bake.
>>583091158perfectly FAT
>>583091367shortened version of 'anonymous', only used by succubi who want to suck your dick until your soul exits this mortal coilstay away from anyone who uses it
I had completely given up on this CM and expected like 2nd place B but 3rd place A is much, much better. Thank you Nakayama, for stepping up out of nowhere.
>>583091541>succubi who want to suck your dick*some 26+ year old dude at a computer
>>583091570wrong general, retard
>>583091570>>>/vg/umaJP/
the gate draw in bad ground is retarded. it's impossible to get around the pack.
>>583091761just win
>>583091761It'd be so fucking amazing if any of them won regardless
>>583091682>>583091748why is jp games news in this op
>>583092073>>583092073>>583092073freshy
Holy crap look at all those glowing S's
We're finishing fan runs early today boys
>>583091869because the retards that bitched about global and made their own jp only general cried their general was basically dead and ended up squatting here anyway
>>583090823bouquet is NOT a whore
>>583092556>>583092556>>583092556
>>583092594retard
>>583092157why the fuck are you still here and still lying
