Scream Fortress Edition>NewsScream Fortress is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285134>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)Party /v/an: tf2.madhammer.club>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>582658031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
Team Fabulous 2 is pigshit.
Team Fabulous 2 won.
Did Zesty win yet?
>>583156512many are saying this>>583156470only 1 fag is saying this
>>583155737How's the maps and contracts going /tf2g/?Which ones have you enjoyed the most?
>>583157012Two, and I donβt feel like doing more other than Harvest Event and Freaky Fair.The new maps suck too.
>>583156678I am not a fag.
>>583157012I enjoy cp_babymakingsexwithrouge the most
>Friday night>Matchmaker takes forever to find a matchVery neato
3 NIGAS ON CART
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the headless horseless horseman's headtaker. Deny pyro's their gargoyles. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
https://youtu.be/OhXI1MM2e7s?list=RDOhXI1MM2e7s
which new halloween map is the worst one?
>>583159492Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros that are scared by the Headless Horseless Horsemann. Have sex with gargoyle pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
another year another failureim never getting my monoculus back man i dont even remember deleting it
>>583159670helltower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcjFmoaiisICompies in shambles
>>583159670Reskinned maps are lazy so I donβt care for that one, whatever itβs called.Trainsawlaser is stupid.The Prop hunt will be worthless when itβs fixed.So these three equally for different reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNclhGUaO5c>You're on your way to...Mann Manor
>This is a 2011 limited edition super special limited release limited Halloween item! Only in 2011! Wow! 2011 only!>...oh but you can get it normally today from Halloween packages anywayHuh
I can't see picrel spinning on the heads of mercs without being reminded of Hyperborea edits with the sonnenrad spinning in the background
>>583161354I can't see picrel because I rarely see unusuals, let alone new ones
>>583160725It's still technically exclusive because the originals are tradable and were way easier to get, whereas nowadays they're untradable and you have to hope you get them instead of one of the other 500 itemsI'm happy I collected all the sets when they were new because it's nearly impossible to do now
>>583160290Retard
ZI just keeps better every year. What I like is even when people finish their contracts the lobbies still remain full for hours on end, it's just a great mode.
>>583160290You should get signanon to go to valve hq and beg on your behalf. It worked to get them to nuke the bots, it will surely work for one measly hat
>>583160089this but also shupos yordles olivias mimis meowscaradas and bunnies >>583162042baby making sex with her rotten womb
>>583162405this but also malfoid
>>583164728correction required
>>583164201god damn that's a tiny window of time for that to happen
can't even find a decent powerhouse game on a friday eveningin fucking europe
>>583165902imagine a world if valve never released meet your ass then maybe there'd be enough people still playing this game
>>583165902scream fortress is on
>>583167151and i'm not fucking touching it, same as every yearscream fortress gimmicks make me feel like picrelalso 200 maps in casual is crazy>>583167110>alexa, play zesty jesus' "i hate esports" rant
Why isn't that FAGGOT shounic uploading his update summary video?
>>583170332https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxsr4PHA1lJ85924hsaqBY_CPSx_GaX5og
>>583163319It's the other way around.
>>583155737Another Halloween, another year of me raging because valve won't let me have a fancy spellbook back because I deleted it when I was f2p
>>583160290>>583172339It really sucks that enough people abused the stupid support staff to get glitched Stock color/Vintage items that they had to deny all future item restoration requests, including the legitimate ones. Sorry anons
>>583156678truth nuke
>>583164201since when was the cleaver allowed in medieval mode?
>>583172975I just hope they do a reissued spellbook or something in the future
>>583173140Samefag
how do I reset the config from steam cloud? I lost the guide I used
trainsawlaser sucksit was better off as a community server map
With a second part coming just before halloween
>60/100 points on a contract>tf2 update kills the server
guys hop on tf2 the kritzkrast badges are distributed!
>>583181387looks cool, i didn't wanna go through the hassle to get it, grats
>>583162042I'm fucking tired of playing two rounds and then waiting several minutes to play the same map again while everyone leaves. ZI and VSH are the only modes that last around 15 rounds before ending the game, which makes it the closest we get to having it work the same way quickplay did. It infuriates me why Valve can't have all the other causal maps work the same way.
>>583181387polish?
Scaredy-Cat Heavy is killWas fun while it lasted
got my heckin' medal
>>583181937Best way to solve the issue is to have two things:>A server wide vote to extend the map>Some kind of contract overflow where you can bank points for the next contract to a limit to encourage others to stick around a while longer after they're done
>>583181387ugly language
>>583155737this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>see a pumkin walking around>have to hover over it to know if its friend or foe>oh you didnt remember the map props perfectly? Get killed idiot>actual map feels small and is meh>trainsawlaser >its trainsawlaser, a rage joke mapSo we all agreed it was another abysmal update right?
>>583188750retard
Scream Fortress 2026, an unmitigated disaster. What now?
>>583184653>A server wide vote to extend the mapI would be happy if they replaced the first choice of the map vote to be a vote to extend the current map, without having to needlessly boot everyone to a loading screen and wait for them to join the same map again
#KillTF2
Aaaaaaand ZI is unplayable after the patch lol
>>583182402NTA but that's Finnish
>>583192315same thing :^)
fucking horrid update gamefucking horrid update general
>>583195775it's ok to move on to other thingsbut don't forget, you're here forever
>>583159492>>583160089Do you always change your copy pasta for the season?
>>583191407while that sounds sensible, I distinctly remember there being a memory leak before matchmaking was even a thing and the easiest way to resolve it was to have the server load into a map (even if it was the same). I really doubt someone has since fixed an issue that has more or less been tapped on the ass with a "good enough" workaround.Annoying for sure. Hell it may have been fixed by accident when TF2 was made 64-bit, but I doubt they'd go back specifically to change the vote to a map extend.What really needed to happen with matchmaking was to not reserve team slots for parties, just dump everyone into a spectator slot and let team select be a manual thing, that's the real thing that's causing people to mass requeue if they see that they're thrown into an ongoing stomp. People need to be comfortable playing videogames against their friends and both autobalance being prevented from doing its job and the matchmaker trying to backfill a ragequitting team just makes shit compound even worse.
>>583197525assuming the memory leak theory is true, there's no way it was so bad that the map had to be refreshed every 15 minutesif it was every 45 min that'd be so much nicer from a qol standpoint and there'd be less complaints (that are completely valid)
>>583198634if I recall it was somewhere in the week+ range which for a typical server only really ever impacted 24/7 servers. thing is with valve servers being entirely unmoderated they absolutely would hit that because of how insistent some players are of preserving their endless playground, and the weekly maintenance that happens on tuesday is steam server maintenance, not TF2 gameserver maintenance.again, would've been a great idea to merge that scheduled task but that's a decision from a decade ago. but we're in the bed that was made then.also team scrambles should absolutely be a regular thing when a map runs short, the preservation of parties completely flies in the face of team balance in a random pub. at least in a community server you can get a feel for how the teams are balanced by eyeing which team has the regulars to try to keep things fair.
>>583195907i already didbut still, I wish tf2 was actually treated with care instead of being whored out by valve and the troonporium to make a quick buck, just so I could enjoy it every now and thennothing hits the same
>>583199775*sigh*guess I'm shooting blanks tonight
>>583199775fuuuuuuuuuuuck...this general isn't good for my porn addiction.....
>>583200954embrace it
Pyro is badThat makes me sad
b4nny.is.live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U3l6BuwgVU
>>583200954please keep that to yourself turknegro
n*gga
b4nny is yelling and singling out one of teammate
Why do all these pro tf2 players have lowercase igns?
b4nny just said no one believes you to his team mate
>>583204723is there a reason not to
>Annoyed by contract grind>Ask people in server if they want to party up to speed it up>Grab 4 other goons>Suddenly every contract takes a single round to completeWas it really that easy all along, what the fuck have I been doing this whole time solo farming?
>>583204765No, it's fine but it's almost always lowercase with a word or two likeskyshe liedmimib4nnystrawberryno mercy
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>583204974>anon discovers teamwork and cooperation
>>583205325Alright but you gotta get over it
>>583205083its because im apathetic and depressed.....................
>>583204974I hate it because for me it takes like three times as long to find a match with one other person
>>583196080I just change it to match what the other guy does since mine's a response to his
>>583207530nta but you need to stackmaxx. assuming you are playing casual,>solofast as fuck, MM just tosses you into any game where it belies your mmr fits(lol)>duo, triouh oh, enjoy waiting for ages because the MM tries to slot you in but it's hard because there's two or three of you in one unwieldy chunk>4 man 5 man 6 man gang weedthings flip, now MM uses your party as the "nucleus" around which a new match is built, you are priority 1, all the solos get slotted into your server after you are in
>>583206714oh...
not a huge fan of any of the new mapsI'm sick of seasonal reskins
>>583209207this butt it's my face in there
>turn into a zombie engie>Put down a sneaky teleporter near the survivor holdout>They utterly get overran in minutesMan this is great
>>583205325It's not teamwork and cooperation. Being in a party gives you passive bonus points off the other party members' actions. All you need to do is join a party, then you can play just as you normally would by yourself and still benefit.
>>583204974>>583205325>>583210140
>>583210140you are literally cooperating with other people on your team to work towards a common goal
I was never able to become good at TF2 and now it's dead forever
>Finished official_maps and bosses>Now a slog through dozens of dogshit community maps awaits meDies irae...
>>583213489I know this feeling all too well
good night nerds
if you kick people who are doing contracts you deserve to be murdered
>>583213489It's not dead, literally just go ingame and there's full servers everywhereThe feeling you're experiencing is called "I've been mindraped by social media" which makes you think anything not dominating the algorithm is dead
This is a fun sentry spot. It works surprisingly well despite the low angle it covers.
>>583214920no it's really really dead I opened up the game and all it shows me is a tombstone
>>583214920You were born after the game died so you can't know any better
>>583215292are you serious
Evergreen post>>582740508
>>583215408yo what the
>>583215351there was hyperrealistic blood coming out of soldier's eyes and he told me valve was never going to do anything with the game ever again :(
>>583215485no fr*cking wayyou're lying
>>583215701yeah and uhhhh my dead girlfriend was in it or something
>>583215837WHAT
https://files.catbox.moe/ls97rk.mp4welp, fun's over :(exploit was good while it lasted.
>>583164728is that the artist that draws big pregnant bellies with fetal movement?
mods are asleep post magical mercenaries
Wait, let me get this straight>Limited Edition[TM] Halloween 2011 items are still available through Halloween Package drops>...but it's the ORIGINAL ones that CAN be traded/marketed, while the new drops can't??? Wouldn't you expect it to be the other way around?
unusuals are ugly
>>583220758Why would it be the opposite? In what reality would oldchads ever be punished for being early and latefags not be?
>>583220931baby making sex with vex
>>583221063Like this>Oldchad versions can't be traded/marketed, utterly exclusive. Same as stuff like Cheater's Lament, you see someone with it and you KNOW he's been here longer than you>Newfag versions are tradeable, no exclusivity, not a marker of seniority, tradefag slop, priced $0.04 on the Steam market, etc etc
>>583221184>Same as stuff like Cheater's Lament, you see someone with it and you KNOW he's been here longer than youThat's not a valid comparison since it was never reissued.A better comparison is vintage vs regular items or genuine vs promos being added to the crafting pool later. Latefags have always gotten the worse versions
>>583221589>That's not a valid comparison since it was never reissued.Comically missing the point>Latefags have always gotten the worse versionsWhat I'm saying is, marketable items ARE worse versions. Being marketable only gives you the kike benefit of being able to say "I can sell this for money" while an item not being marketable gives you the benefit of being able to say "I've been here all along"
>>583221889the opposite is true, clean items have always been worth more than dirty items (untradeable, uncraftable) explicitly due to the reason that they have trade value. the only exception being is if they're rare glitched items like uncraftable store-bought items that were meant to be craftable
>>560374317>>582747461https://imgchest.com/p/a8468dgj2yx
>>583222005>themed backgrounds for the envy imagesthe extra effort is noticed and appreciated
>>583222005god i wish that were me
>>583209793zomboid fucker
>>583222005that ass on my facemy face in that chest
>>583221889>What I'm saying is, marketable items ARE worse versions.You're retarded, the original items are worth several keys because there's so few of them, it's still a status symbol
>>583222005paizuri and baby making sex with oppailivia
>>583222586...that you can buy
>>583222263is this some kind of logic puzzle
>>583222747You can buy vintages, genuines, hell even Gentlemann's Service medals, doesn't change that they're status symbols. You're looking at the Lament like it was the norm when the only reason it wasn't tradable was so that cheaters couldn't buy them, it was meant to be a punishment
>>583222748I want to stick my logic in both those olivia's puzzles>>583222747there are less tradeable halloween hats than there are untradeable halloween hats, hence the tradeable hats are worth more because you can't get them anymore and the untradeable ones are literally worthless because they cannot be traded, how is this escaping you? a car that can drive is gonna be worth more than a car that's bolted to the ground
>>583222004>>583222586>>583223009>>583223575You guys are straight up fucking illiterate. There's no way you people can't grasp something as simple as "untradable items are more prestigious because they prove YOU, YOU were there at that time" while repeatedly babbling "uhh but things you can sell for money are better" like you took an Econ 101 course and think you discovered fire.What's more prestigious?>Here's an untradable item that I own because I was already playing the game back in 201X when it was still available. You can't get these anymoreor>Here's a tradable item that I got off scrap.tf for tree fiddy, but it's tradable so its financial worth is higher!You should be able to answer this so long as you weren't dropped on your head as a baby.
im actually enjoying trainsawlaser. its such an obvious go fuck yourself map that it wraps back around to being endearing. especially the voice line referencing tf2's marketing. after 9 years in development....
>>583224120i think you fail to understand that most people really don't give a fuck and this is a thing you specifically are obsessing over, the people talking about it with you probably don't care all that much.
>>583224193It's the right size for a shitpost holiday restricted map at leastMaps like Scaredycat that are sized like full sized maps so you end up needing to explore them and can get lost or confused on them can fuck right off
>>583224296>Oh, um, uhh... DUDE, LIKE, WHO EVEN CARES, DUDE...Illiterate and a dishonest faggot to boot
>almost done with contracts>soon can just comfy chill in zombie mode>zombie mode keeps getting better and betterfeelsgoodman
>queue for zombie infection>hear russians in voice chat>voice_enable 0no thanks
>>583205325So what you're saying is...we're some kind of team...and in a fortress too?
TEAM
FORTRESS
>>583223575>a car that can drive is gonna be worth more than a car that's bolted to the groundthe purpose of a car is to driveis the purpose of a hat to be worn or to be traded around for virtual sheckels?
>>583224120>that many repliesif you have that many people disagreeing with you you're probably the problem
>>583227353Traded, otherwise the hats wouldn't be tradeable, there wouldn't even be a trading system, and valve wouldn't be making millions off of said system.
>>583224120The Seal Mask is a Halloween-restricted item that's not in the contract drop pool. You could only get one prior to Scream Fortress 2014Nobody really gives a fuck if you own one, nobody sees it as "prestigious", it's just a mask with no value because it's untradable
>>583222005>more kyojiri 'livia
They fucking fixed wallbuggingIt's joever
>Scouts spamming rare spells>Teams getting rolled>Getting the contract in one round is unfeasable most of the timeForgot how much I hated contract grinding. Last time I do it for a few years
>>583227971That is a very ugly hat to be fair though. People do care if you have cool old untradeable stuff like the Black Rose or Cheater's Lament.
>>583229582too much freakin magig :DDD
>>583230294I curse you to five more rounds of trainsawlaser
>>583230829i curse YOU with infinite monoculus spawns
>equip magic hat>equip voodoo scout soulyep, it's nonstop yapping time
>>583222005I completely forgot about that requestit turned out very nice, thanks
>>583230981Scary hat is more useful than most pub teammates.
>>583231407scary hat but sexy hat that randomly kisses scout for a speed boost
How mfers will look at you when they have a rare spell (your entire team is about to die)
All my north american friends are grinding the halloween contracts, meanwhile all my east asian friends are in community servers with maps named like ctf_gensoukyou_trade_idle_v4
>Update quietly removed wallbugs and pixelwalksLol
>>583237084>load up the maps from this vid and try to redo them https://youtu.be/5JazZWmdn2Y>its real, some of these is fucking deadFuuuuuuuuckI used to do the dustbowl one all the timeI know some community maps (especially deathrun/parkour) that used pixelwalk for stuff (especially with easter eggs) (cant recall the names from memory) so those are dead nowgg no re
>>583224996not everyone you're talking to is the same person, sweetheart, calm down.
good morning gamegood morning general
>>583207840>match what the other guy does since mine's a response to hisOh that kinda gay and lame.
>marshlands contract is brokenkekkaroo
Demo
guy
has anybody made a shounic style compilation of all the new shit
>>583256030why bother? it's all ass anyway.the only thing i got was the TND taunt. because lol dead nig
>>583256456maybe because I WANT TO FUCKING SEE IT TO MYSELF YOU COLOSSAL RETARDED APE NIGGER
>>583257075well, fuck you too, you, you.. fucking double nigger!
Lloyd
>>583257075use wiki / loadout.tf my friend
>Updated cp_wildcat_event>Fixed an exploit where Heavy and Sniper could move full-speed while aiming this shit is what shot tupac rip my nigga for real dawg
>>583170332>>583170670>update so mid shounic didn't even botherlol
I wonder if anyone at the Emporium feels offended that Shounic didnβt make a slop reel for the new update
after all these years this is still the only slop video you "need" and even then it's only because of the musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur21JTSpCh0
>>583225591>>583231307baby making sex with patchouli, morrigan, and lilith>>583244503egg making sex with meowscarada game egg making sex with meowscarada general
>>583246625NTA but it would be gayer and lamer if he was just responding to himself
>>583237084>>583238279I'm coming close to uninstalling this fucking game man Valve has slowly killed the soul of this game over 10 fucking years of garbage matchmaking that 1% of the playerbase asked for (then fucked everyone in the process), countless soulless cosmetics and unusuals that fucking rape the game's artstyle, killing off old tech that's been in the game for decades (they WILL get bhopping next screenshot this post), and a fucking nigger cattle fanbase that sucks gabe's cock harder than fucking shigero miyamoto because they made good games 15 years ago. SBMM in modern games has bred a whole new wave of nu-gamer subhumans who can't critically look at the design of any game and TF2fags are the PERFECT case study of this. >wow bro's mad about a 10 year old update made the game objectively worse in every way.>skill issue just play better bro (your team left after getting raped last round btw)>just play with your team... when you have 6 f2p players that can't even talk or know how to work together... or use a keyboard & mouseThese are ACTUAL reasons I've seen people defending the absolute fucking state of this game and I can't even fucking FATHOM the lack of care and/or apathy it takes to not look at something you claim to like and not point out the obvious, in your goddamn face, flaws that people have been saying for years and just dismiss it as "URRRR THE GAME IS OLD BRO JUST MOVE ON DURRRRRR". Valve makes billions of this game via the in-game economy and CSfags gambling addictions, they have PC gaming by the fucking balls and they couldn't get one guy in their company to kill the bots making the game unplayable. No, they just sent that shit to another fucking contractor that bitched that they couldn't play the game, and were just going to do nothing until they said something about it. THAT'S Valve now they have to let people that don't work at their company maintain their games now and it will only get worse from here, mark my words. pic 100% related
>And when the Heavy started firing his minigun...HE DIDN'T SLOW DOWN
>>583263137>pic 100% related>it's about a shitty mod
Same rules as last time, crits off.
>>583263137>they WILL get bhopping nextgood
>>583263137bhopping is deep in the engine's DNA and any attempts to fix that would be poking into legacy code from when the quake engine was adapted into the goldsrc engine and then later into the source engine.wallclips and pixelwalks is just a collision discrepancy and are trivial to address in comparisoneven if bhopping somehow gets addressed, it literally only affects 2 weapons: air strike and market gardener (okay technically direct hit and reserve shooter too but why would you want to be minicrit). And in the even that they do remove it, it'll just get shoved into the mantreads like how gamepad demoknight turning was made into the tide turner.
>>583263137Relax zesty, get back to making that new video
>>583263137https://old.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1wwmqdp/psa_the_newest_patch_killed_movement_tech_such_as/Sorry chuddie but the community has spoken, your exploiting is no longer welcomed here!
alright but you gotta get over it
all these nu-tf2 babies...
>>583224120>>Here's an untradable item that I own because I was already playing the game back in 201X when it was still available. You can't get these anymoreYou're the only one who was dropped on your head because you've lost the original point you were arguing and are now just ranting about untradability being more exclusive. When I'll remind you, the entire thing you're arguing about it is Halloween items being reissued. Your point about "you can't get these anymore" therefore holds no water and is completely irrelevant to this conversation for items you CAN get again.So then the only difference is which is more desirable. The original ones that are tradable or the shitty untradable reissued ones. The answer is clear and if you can't understand that, you're the illiterate one.
>>583270413Why are his tits so big?
>>583270847Why arenβt yours?
>>583270602I'll also add untradability never actually mattered outside of items programmed to be one time only like the Cheater's Lament.Before 2016 you could gift wrap and trade untradable items and sell them to newfags anyway. They were called "dirty" items for a reason. Acting like it's some special thing to be untradable outside the Lament is retarded.
>>583271027baby making sex with nicole
>>583271027I don't work out.
>>583271180https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9knvF6XSi4
>>583271180Mental BASEDness
>>583263209kek, made me laugh, thanks funny chad.
Let's say for the 20th anniversary Valve put TF2 into Source 2>All the community-made maps are too much work, so they only port the maps that were there on launch in 2007>Inventory items carry over like the CSGO -> CS2 transition>One-time item balance pass before the devs go back to their usual bullshitYay or nay?
If the tranny contractors are just going to "fix" "exploits" that were in the game for decades then I'm going to start cheating. What cheat should I use?
>>583267764bhopping can be fun but it's mostly a gimmick/crutch for trolldiers that fucking suck.had a duel in a match with another trolldier just yesterday and that faggot was relying way too heavily on his ebin bhop input script, styled on him every time with superior movement and spacing.
>>583272280just play sniper jesus christ he isn't hard
>>583272280>"exploits"how is it not an exploit
>>583224120>>583270602this is just anglobrain vs sinobrain>anglobrain views being able to prove yourself as a longer established oldfag more important. same mindset that would say grizzled vet badge > gloden pan>sinobrain views importance in terms of dollar value, the gloden pan is more desirable and prestigious because it is worth more moneyeveryone involved is autists for not realizing they are talking past each other with different definitions of the same words
>>583237084What are wallbugs and pixelwalks?
>>583273069exploits
>>583273459Yeah but what are they
>>583273069engine quirks some tranny contractor's bf (xhey don't actually play the video game they're hired to work on) died to, so xe decided to "fix" it next update will remove rocket jumping, ctapping, trimping and bhopping because they're just as problematic
>having an Anglobrain as opposed to having a ChinkBrainβ’
>>583272969>Grizzled Veteran is worth zero dollars because you can't buy it chuddyAssmad troon forgot about account buying
>>583273069>wallbuggetting stuck on walls from bounding boxes bugging you to get stuck on walls>pixelwalkon some ramps you could strafe jump on them to walk ontop of them because it has a microscopic pixel edge, hence the name pixelwalk
>>583263597tf2 nu-gens don't like goldrush on basis not because of the weird balance decisions but because of >no new content so it's bad and less content than vanilla so bad
>>583272969>>prove yourself as a longer established oldfag more important. same mindset that would say grizzled vet badge > gloden panSee>>583271085Again, his argument is solely >untradable tag = exclusiveWhen that has almost never been the case in TF2, almost everything "untradable" was tradable with gift wrap for almost a decade. There are tons of newfags who weren't around for limited time items who bought them anyway via gift wrapping. And for everything else it's possible to simply buy the account like>>583274290said.
>>583274290>well technically someone could sell their dukedom or their familys castle
damn zesty is absolutely FUMING today, twitter niggas really got to his head
they're making new players every day
>>583277348the result of all my baby making sex
>>583268119>redditniggers look at the clip and not read the postso the same as here then
>movement tech>involves staying in one spot
>>583264832Demoknight tournament round 2?
>be sweaty tryhard>find a collision check glitch>call it "movement tech"
>>583263137I'd rather they get rid of bhopping than pixel walks
>>583280138Speedrunning and its consequences
>they'll get bhopping next
>Zombie Pyro has a new "Sticky Spew" ability>Spew balls of tar at Survivors, coating them in disorienting liquid that hinders their movement-based weaponsSo this shit is a completely worthless ability right
>>583284598>Sticky SpewThis is what Fempyro does after I'm through with her
>>583284717i'm already fempyro
>>>583284598you tell me
>>583263137bhopping is already fucking dead and has been for 90% of the game's lifespan broeveryone with epic auto bhop scripts is gaining like. 1% speed boost. all they're doing is making it obvious they're scriping to jerk off to knowing that no one will do shit
yea man graveyard is awesome
>>583284717Based.
>>583285802
>>583276934never watched him, but why does that guy waste all his energy getting mad and then continuing to play the game that makes him mad?
>>583286669>and then continuing to play the game that makes him mad?he just like me
you ever see someone with the same cosmetic loadout as you have and just go"damn, i look good"
>>583286808ran into another guy with a moonman loadout identical to mine once.we high fived and went on with the game.
>>583286669I think he recently discovered companies exist to make money and that made him really upset
>>583285793read the first bonus objectiveequip the banana if the enemy team is too retarded to shoot you, use the fist of steel to self damage from explosive pumpkinsthe map sucks and it sucks that they never made the contract easier, but it is what it is
tf2 could've made cs money numbers if they didn't drive people away with a worthless update nobody asked for
>>583287497does the self damage thing really workive been eating the dakalos and hoping to win a couple fights
>>583283290>Playerbase collapse level: reposting Tumblrtroon art on 4chan
killing and being killed by people in tf2 who weren't alive for the 2008 presidential election
>>583287679>does the self damage thing really workye, it's what I usually do at the start of the round because theres usually a nearby pumpkin to the left side, and then I camp inside the attic (also at the end of a map when theres barely anyone on the server anymore I just hunt for pumpkins for self damage) aslong as the enemy doesn't have a adhd scout its cheap easy damage
>TRAIN RAIN!!
running a "train rain" on fempyro
>>583286669only real fans get mad at the things they love
>>583289423its fun
>>583290440*plaps you*
>>583289637instructions unclear
>>583290440This but unironically
>>583291148me as the stretched textures struggling with shadows on an enlarged model
why does fempyro get to be fempyro and i don't
stop thinking about sex
>>583291757You must be a paraplegic, because you don't have a leg to stand on
>>583291580me as the scout relaxing on her big ass>>583291757baby making sex with this peanut thing
>>583291472it wasnt ironic, i really think its fun as a one off map.
If I email Eric to beg and wheedle and plead (and offer a bribe) is there a chance he'll restore my deleted pyrovision goggles or nah
Another day of stumping, another day of rewards.
>>583263137can't wait for vibe coded surf removal and vibe coded ctap removal
>Jag is better than Stock 9/10 times>Only times it's better is when there's a lot of spies and you need to remove sappers quickly>Except if there's a lot of spies you'll be using wrangler to spycheck constantly/bitching at your team for someone to pybro/calling for spychecks anywaySeriously how do you balance Jag vs Stock? Unless you cripple the Jag completely there's no way "builds and upgrades fast as fuck" is ever not optimal
>>583263137>>583293935>fixed a bug where players would get unintented speed build up from sliding on slopes :)
they'll fix this whole fucking game except the part that involves MYM
>>583293903>erm if we give you back this untradeable item with broken visual effects on 90% of maps *crunch crunch crunch* we'd have to hmmm *cookie crumbs fall out of mouth* errr do it for everyone you see and weeeellllllll *gets into his bugatti* we can't do that, it just wouldn't be fair
>see Engi with Jag equipped>equip RTR>watch him struggle to remove it in three hits before degrade happens>he goes back to stock 9/10 timesBalance what? Sure Engi can plop down level 2 faster and feed FJ crits but RTR throws a wrench at that plan too.
>nooooo you can't get your achievement items back NOOOOO>*flings pink cookies everywhere in a fit*>stop making my job harder!!!!
Reddit is so retarded pushing their claim ticket bull shit. The simpler solution is to make it so achievement items don't take up backpack space and go in the same tab as the stock weapons tab. They're already untradeable and unmarketable.
>>583293903>>583295373>>583296452they should just add a crafting option. cost is 9 ref or whatever random number>craft missing achievement item>system checks player which item-giving achievements they have unlocked>system checks player's backpack for said achievement items>if there's a mismatch and player has an empty slot, craft one of the missing cheevo hats at random
>>583297487Erm we can't add anything that uses refined metal ever again because... because we just can't okay?
>>583297487that would take more than 5 minutes to code, eric cant be away from his cookies for that long!
>>583295152*except the part that involves the flamethrowers
>>583298279theres like, a totally real explanation bro, and totally not that they want hat "trading" to happen on the steam community marketplace
remember when basically every hat was craftable or obtainable through the drop system or at the very least could be directly purchased in the mann co store instead of being a fomo lootbox exclusive
>>583299096Yes, I also remember that they would have craft numbers when introduced into the crafting pool, and you could get unusuals on any hat in the pool instead of it being case specificJust another way Valve ruined the game in the pursuit if jewry
>fight demo>two airdet stickies delete me instantly>play demo>slowly whittle everyone down with 30 damage stickiesWhy is the game so mean to me :(
>>583299317Learn 2 aim faget!!
>>583299814I'm trying my best
>>583222005does anyone have an archive of all of this guys olivia drawings?
>>583300282https://vidya.pics/post/list/artist%3Aesao303/1
>>583300282I can whip up a zip folder, if youd like
>>583231307sorry for the wait, but im finally tackling the old stuff, so ye.
>>583300616for me?It's 2x
>>583302125
>>583237084wallbugs should be patched, but pixelwalks seems not intended to "fix", even cs2 still has them I'm pretty surecomp niggers can yell about it all day
>>583302125ah yes, the master of chubby and tummy
>>583300653sure
>>583302125oh is that what yordlebro's tag is?
11 months out of 12 I don't get mad at tf2 at allbut every time I pick up a gargoyle or get multiple kills and die before the souls are sucked into me I feel the rage of a 1000 suns
>>583303012ye, artist:2x
>>583222094>>583222108>>583222263>>583222691>>583229148:) thanks mayne
inshallah i will finish every contract this year and finally find a magical mercenary so that i dont have to do any halloween contracts i dont want to after 10 years of perfect attendance so far
>>583303203Nothing in the game annoys me more than a failed gargoyle.Especially when the map maker puts that shit in the worst of places. Scaredy Cat has a really fucking bad one when you're capping because you can only get it if you fall off the final cap that's next to the enemy spawn. Fucking infuriating, more than bad optimization.
>>583303012yes
>>583303203I don't understand why the souls have a travel time. If it's for the effect of them going into you then they could've just had them count but had the counter update on a delay, or buffer souls when you die so they suck into you when you respawn
>>583304012sex
>>583304012https://files.catbox.moe/1tsn0w.jpgftfy
>>583304415now do this
>>583304415sex
I can't find a normal match
>>583304676god i wish that were me
>>583304676plapping
>>583304676I didn't do the olivia one but here you go
>>583305682clank clank clankget upgraded get upgraded
>>583305682flat is better, but I'm saving it nonethelessgood work
>>583305682what brushes did you use?
>>583306371grok, same as the guy who did the olivia edit
>>583303006>>583300282https://files.catbox.moe/i5exgu.zip
>>583306504
>>583307025this is the most important zip of our lifetime, boys
>>58330702537 mb of olivia has been added to my account.
>>583307187I don't get it eitherYou can't even see her cute tummy anymore, and it ruins the pixel artstyle from yordlebro
>>583307025don't clickit's dolphin porn
>>583307025some of these i've never seen, pretty good
>>583307602>I don't get it eitherthey have shit taste
>>583307187to be fair you asked me to do it the same way he did>>583307602>You can't even see her cute tummy anymore, tits too hyoog>and it ruins the pixel artstyle from yordlebroit used to be better about maintaining the art style, even tried doing it a few times but the nu grok just wants to smooth it out
>>583308251the original is already perfect>>583308097yeah it shows
>>583308097>>583308473bro liked it and even saved it until I said what it was lmao, get off your high horse
>>583308570not the same poster anon
>>583308251>to be fair you asked me to do it the same way he didI did not I asked what brush you used
>>583308874well this guy did>>583304676
pointless ahh argument
>>583309951thiswould bang both those minis regardless
This shit is so bad...Eric wtf is this shit
>>583314159this reminds me of that crappy halloween map from 2 years ago or so that was a maze of a town that was completely on fire with a massively tall skybox and it ran like shit
>>583314159holy shit, train saw lazer as a halloween map? based
>>583307025tysm, I am crying for olivia
>>583307025its interesting to see the difference in style and design even though only a year has passed
>>583314159It's the best Halloween map of the 5 this batch>Over-the-top contraptions of death, a love letter to campy American horror movies like Saw>Tongue-in-cheek announcer, "after nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the TRAIN RAIN!" is a return to the whimsical lolrandumb humor of the late 2000's and early 2010's internet when TF2 was in its prime>Map is suitably small the way all Halloween-restricted maps should be. No running around for 5 minutes looking for a gargoyle, no trying to figure out where to go>Symmetry further helps this along, cutting in half the amount of time you need to build a mental map of the environmental hazards>A lot of the environmental hazards are ridiculously easy to avoid(you need to jump into the laser in the spawn room to die to it for example) and merely set dressingThe only actually annoying hazards are the buzzsaw[1] which people retreating from the point often back into, and the laser wall[2] that forces you to get the healthpack very very carefullyThe train rain also clears the center of the map after every cap so there's a bigger window for the team that just lost the hill to try and reclaim(because the team that just took it needs to wait before setting up)I genuinely think it's just obnoxiously "go fuck yourself lmao! epic!" so that combined with contract frustration resulted in a lot of circlejerky performative hate. More Halloween maps should be like this instead of "we couldn't get this into a regular update so we put a full sized payload map into Scream Fortress which nobody is going to take time to learn all the ins and outs of anyway"-tier bloat.
>>583319225To add to this, for similar reasons I think Medi-Evil is #2 for this year. Holiday restriction maps are perfect for odd gimmick map concepts that aren't a good idea to put into the game permanently but are fine as one-offs (especially if their size is limited)Themed reskins of existing maps like Badlands -> HolyHell are fine tooThe absolute worst are maps that, despite being made for holiday modes, try to LARP as core gamemode maps. The mapper makes this sprawling thing as if anyone playing on it is going to give it the level of attention and thought that they do to Dustbowl or Badwater. People only see it for a month a year (and play on it even less) and all the nooks and crannies and carefully-designed-for-competitive-integrity areas just make it annoying to deal with
kogasatopia is thriving with new vibe coded weapons and blue archive saysoundskogasa.tf
>>583320298no thanksI will simply impregnate this toho instead
>>583320420hey its me the toohoo
>>583320489*impregnates you*
>>583320298does it have yords?
>>583278576yep
>>583320712kog is not based enough for yords
>Gargoyle spawns near the heavily fortified sentry nest on the enemy's side of the map
>>583321152>switch to spy>go pick it up
baby making sex with this 'livia
>>583321152wtf is that picrel, is it a reference to something?
>>583321152baby making sex with both of them>>583321912also this
>>583321994FNF mod featuring a spookier than usual Hex Maniac (She's full of millipedes)
have mappers learned not to have a permanently accessible rare spell or uber & kritz-granting underworld yet
>>583321152digging up hex's grave and raping her corpse!!
>>583322176just need to replace the millipedes with cum and it'll work out
>>583307295>>583307302>>583307931>>583317482>>583318386pedo losers, imagine wasting your life here like this
very low effort bait
>>583323859they really need to add a "this user is a schizo" reason, "off-topic" isn't cutting it
>>583323230don't you have a steam group to be spamming
He's so perfect bros
Tired
>>583325017tired from all the egg making
>Round ends with literally one(1) point left to go on contractAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>583325116Oh you rascal
people who use 3D HUD models are subhumans
>>583320298I can't lie, this vibe coded backpack is lit
>>583326736Why?
>sunday afternoon, prime time for tf2>unable to find a game for 15+ minutesNeato
these rounds of tf2 are shorter than the poppy animation
>>583331192I'm so fucking tired of having to re-load into the same map every five minutes
>>583328637Since making this post I've found a single game that was on the latter half and at the final checkpoint. The server died immediately after.
Fun Fact: Zesty Jesus allegedly used to have a private twitter account (@cuck_sorry, later changed to @suck_corry , with Penn Jillette as pfp) where he'd commission various crap alongside horse porn
you can't get me to care about youtubers
>>583332595Fun Fact: No one cares
At this point why doesn't someone just make a branch of tf2 with the server browser and no casual mode, but which is otherwise identical to main branch tf2, minus the hats and skins (for copyright reasons or whatever the troonpoorium would claim)? Like don't try and make some transformative garbage nobody wants like goldrush or classified, just regular tf2, but good. MAYBE a couple obvious weapon reversions like the eviction notice and righteous bison and pomson so that they aren't completely useless and broke.
whats the difference between tradable and non-tradable voodoo cursed souls? besides the obviousis it just random whether the one you get from halloween packages can be traded or not?
Speaking of the eviction notice and their completely invalid niche, what if we went in the other direction with them?>slower draw and holster speed>greatly increased knockback>greatly increased damageNow, this does intrude on the bear claws' niche of doing increased damage, but those don't have the increased knockback that pushes people away. Instead, since the bear claws are also lackluster, I propose these changes to them:>bleed on hit (they're bear claws, come on)>slow target on hit (because notoriously, once a bear gets you, you can't get away and you kind of just have to take it or try and fight the bear off)This may sound OP, but they still give the heavy a damage vulnerability, and he still has to get within melee range to even use them. He could also just used his minigun for similar effect, so it's not like he'd suddenly be too strong at close range. These would be a quieter option that lets him stay in melee range with his opponents if he happens to get the jump on them.>but with the steakWith the steak he's a giant bullet magnet locked to melee (but still dangerous) with a damage vulnerability from all sources, i.e. a worse demoknight, since they have explosive and fire resistances, and can just dip out if there are bullets.
>>583333120>is it just random whether the one you get from halloween packages can be traded or not?Everything from Halloween packages is untradable, tradable versions were only obtainable from their respective update (2012 TF2)
>>583333120you got the tradeable ones like a decade ago from piles of cursesyou get the untradeable ones now from the gargoyle gacha
>>583333606>>583333607thanks bros
>>583333707No problem
I'm in need of attention
we all already read it as that yea
oh that's embarrassing I wasn't aware
>>583289817no, retarded faggots waste time getting mad about things that do not matter when there's a fun game to play.constantly updating games with new "content" is a relatively new thing, back in the day not updating a game at all was the norm.
>>583335917bit of a rapenuke unfortunately whenever i read """"criticism"""" they just openly hate the video game and its just contempt for the medium
If Valve is going to keep adding microtransactions and lootboxes I don't think it's unfair to ask for something like balance changes every now and then to address weapons being overly annoying or nerfed to the point of uselessness
>>583335917goycattle opinion followed by an irrelevant point followed by samefagging that is also missing the point
>>583319225couldnt make it thru your whole post you are such a faggot. the second i got to >a love letteri knew you were a youtube essay brained basedboy
>>583335917Being angry about something requires you to be invested in it to some degree; I'm sure none of you would even blink if they announced Valorant was being shut down tomorrow. That investment might be financial, emotional, sentimental etc. Alot of the "move on" post-JI teenagers have no investment in the game because it's just another game to them and has no special meaning outside of CASUAL IS CURSED!! algorithm-gaming Youtube videos. I believe the older crowd who play have a certain affection for the game not just because of its golden age but because it represents a wider golden age of online gaming and culture before money got involved with the internet and the lines between real life and online life were blurred. When you look at media from the 90s and 00s that blurring is presented predominantly as a negative thing, yet the average person just seems to have accepted it and considers it normal. That screenshot of Slasher talking about Russian teenagers micspamming bassboosted hiphop puts it well.At various times I've told people who asked if I'm mad that yes, I am mad about something because I care about that something. The shift from "mad" to "salty" seems to have lost that implied meaning of caring and with it the idea that it's fine to care about things that someone else might find meaningless.
>>583338347>basedboysneedkek
I wish Goldrush didn't die. It wasn't perfect but it was something.
the laughter bomb collision feels way way way different this year
>>583319225ai generatd gem
>>583339196>That screenshot of Slasher talking about Russian teenagers micspamming bassboosted hiphop puts it wellI'm unfamiliar with this image
>>583343689like you cant shoot the balloons anymore you have to shoot the tnt its tied to and it makes it way worse
im like 80% sure deadlock is just an enormous astroturfing experiment/hail mary by valve to see if they can make tf2 again but this time they're emptying the bottomless coffers by buying it the fakest hype imaginable on social media, because every time i get recommended a deadlock video on youtube it has 0.5 views
>>583344621deadlock is the ultimate>meet potential gameyou can't criticize it for being a soulless moba that no one cares about because IT'S NOT OUT YET, WAIT UNTIL IT'S OUT
>>583344621valve is very much a>they lost the saucetype of company now, except they didn't lose the sauce, they just refuse to get up out of their diamond encrusted lounge chair and take the sauce out of the fridge
>>583337098>i-if you don't get mad at a good game for no reason t-then you are goycattlewhy would i get mad at a game that fundamentally has good mechanics and is enjoyable to play?slop like modern-day COD i COULD get mad at but don't bother to and just ignore instead, because it's garbage.you're a dumb nigger with no impulse control, check yourself before you wreck yourself.>s-samefaggingembarrassing melty.
>>583344621deadlock would maybe be fun if it didn't have retarded moba mechanics shoved into it that are tedious and not fun at all>hey guys wanna play this new class-based shooter with unique abilities and characters>PRANKD, you gotta spend half the match walking to different parts of the match and spamming melee attacks at non-moving bot enemies while also hitting boxes, if you don't you lose every engagement outright teehee.who the fuck thinks that shit is fun?
>>583346857*different parts of the map
>>583344621>every time i get recommended a deadlock video on youtube it has 0.5 viewsThat means Valve didn't open their cashbag to entice youtubers.... Yet. They're riding the natural waves because it's a techdemo and nothing more to them at the moment.
>>583339196>Being angry about something requires you to be invested in itNot really,dramaslop channels like penguinz0 disproves it with nonsense drama like mighty mike plays getting millions of viewspeople like being angry because you get a certain high from it especially if you were "right", social media cracked this hard and made doomscrolling highly addictive by having your feed go up and down in mood like a roller coaster
>>583346672>you're a dumb nigger with no impulse controlThat's literally you, because you are literally incapable of any critical thought.>why would i get mad at a game that fundamentally has good mechanics and is enjoyable to play?Because it's not a perfect game, and it has issues, and the issues are so incredibly apparent and easy to fix, and previously did not exist. I know you're probably unable to think hypothetically, but imagine you had a nice pair of shoes (you pavement apes like that sort of thing, right?), but oh no, for some reason there's rocks sewn into the soles of your favorite kicks! Pretty uncomfortable to wear, but they're still your favorite shoes. You take them to your village's footwear shaman, but he refuses to take the rocks out; "too busy" he says, "those shoes are old anyway, try my new shoes", and then he shoes you a lineup of high heels. You, being of african decent, would understandably chimp out at him.And yes, you're obviously samefagging, otherwise the "other guy" would've said something by now. Be more obvious, retard.
>>583347753>Not reallyyou are describing people getting invested in the drama slop because you think doing so gives them a high from being angry, that's investment. you're proving the thing you're claiming isn't the case in your very next sentence
>>583348180invested due to drama =/= invested in the actual thing
>>583344621Valve could easily capitalize on the nostalgia bait that every company does by porting tf2 to source2. The failure of deadlock shows that newgen devs are incompetent retards.
It's been written before, but I am writing this again: every trend, fuckup and shitty thing the game industry has done in the last 20 years can be traced back to valve.
>>583344621I'm 100% sure deadlock is just icefrog going "okay I'm tired of dota I want to do this now"
>>583349872you just said the drama was the actual thing they were getting invested in. you must be 18+ to use this website
>>583350439Wow......Tf2 bros... you might have to sit down for this REVOLUTIONARY thought...Valve... is a for profit COMPANY, which means, they will try things to make more money and see if the paying customers are ok with it And other companies, sees what formulas works and copies itYeah I know, heavy stuff to stomach, when you give valve money you are saying I like this service, I like paying for a silly hat to wear and other companies also takes note of that...
>>583159670medieval mode CTFholy fuckit's so easy to get spawncamped and there's no way to convince me that the 3 fucking spies on the other team weren't cheatingit's a fucking nightmare
>>583350439>muh lootboxesalready existed in korean games like maplestory for years before tf2 did it
>>583348015>noooo le game is not perfect i have to be mad nowlike i said, zero impulse control.>y-you are le nigger!lol, you're mad.
>>583344621deadlock is closer to dota and overwatch than it is to tf2
>live WoW sucks>lets switch and play on private servers like nostalrius>live mario kart wii is kill>lets play on private servers like wiimmfi>TF2 casual sucks>...lets keep playing on casual what causes this, are tf2/valve fans just that much of one of the biggest cattle in gaming?
>>583357361the second option is power hungry faggots with a pole up their ass that'll ban you for the littlest thing
>>583357361The only people still playing TF2 are deeply mentally unwell, so any attempt to host a community server quickly devolves into mad attempts at bizarre online power-grabs and other such retardation.
>>583357361kogasa exists, it was in our op after all
>>583357361private server players are probably a minority in wow, just like community server players in tf2
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/filename/1772234414492.gif/ i dont want to play with the same 2 people and i tftoom at night after the 28teens go to bed because its a school night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSfbHWcUn1g>valve please make this official
>>583353205It's timed CTF so it's really just a medieval mode free-for-all with a bonus method of ending the round
>>583358592bro nobody is going to watch a 5 minute video waiting for whatever point you're trying to make
>>583358771anon, the whole "point" here is an ancient video with one of the comments asking for the map to become official
>>583358854okay1) why did you think we'd be checking the comments when it's an embeded video2) why are you making this point in the first place
>>583357361No dude you don't get it every server is just dead man no one can figure out how to filter spam servers or organise play sessions anymore or anything we are all (totally not learned) helplessnes fishes flopping on land or something
>>583358997>1) why did you think we'd be checking the comments when it's an embeded videolink is normal, what the fuck are you talking about?>2) why are you making this point in the first placefunny
>>583357361bad bait.
>>583357361good bait.
>>583359060>link is normal, what the fuck are you talking about?...anon are you not aware that most people watch posted youtube videos inline on 4chan>funnyit really isn't. there's nothing about it.
>>583359060>funnyYou're going to have to explain that one to us. What, in your mind, makes it funny?
>>583359809bad bait.
>>583359962i always open videos in a new tab and never do this
>>583358854>>583359060Even if we did open the video in a new tab, why are you assuming we'd scroll down to view the comments?
Never really thought about it before, what's the best map to easily/quickly fill the generic Scream Fortress contract and get it out of the way?
>>583359962>...anon are you not aware that most people watch posted youtube videos inline on 4chanthat's gay and retarded
>>583358213>appeal to post history fallacy>>>/r/eddit is your home
>>583357918chaser
zi sucks so much dude i love playing keepaway from the fat kids who gachapull being the zombies while falling asleep safely under netanyahu's iron dome of sentry guns
has anyone drawn olivia pregnant before?
olivia wouldnt go to an ice camp so idts
haven't played the game in a whileshould I make the full list of "gamemodes" that the game has? TF2 Wiki isn't as autistic as Minecraft Wiki to actually document every gimmick of every map
i was wrong. pyro does require skill.
>>583366237 (Me)alright, did I miss anything?
I seem to have survived the pit
>>583369031heavy is too strong
>see this>huh weird server plugi->realise its a official unusual taunt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UdT6NSJKporemove unusual taunts now!
>bought 9 boxes and 9 keys>got every single blue item without repeating and none of them is even strange qualitywhat were the odds?
>>583368495you missed odyssey, and the way that both cactus canyon and banana bay final captures work is novel in how they operate. and you arbitrarily decided to split things up despite them being functionally indistinguishable as far as map rules go such as crasher/carrier and haarp, powerhouse and literally the entirety of 5cp, or byre and the rest of arena mode. in addition, medieval is just a setting you can toggle, you can have ANY type of map be medieval. what's actually unique about degroot keep is the way points A+B unlock C, and C is temporarily available to capture.if you are autistic enough to separate every single gimmick most of the list will be halloween maps.at its core, mostd modes are just jury rigging the same 2 entities (flags and capture zones) in different orientations and ethereal things such as timers, the names of the modes are largely unimportant.
>play deadlock>they/them woke bullshit>play tf2>the aryan soldier is kicking off a nigger head
I'm like 50 cosmetics short but I can't even be arsed to do all the contracts anymoreI think I'm finally free of tf2 hell bros
>>583370503>play gambling game>house keeps winning>how is this happening to me?
>>583370710did this the other day with a blond elf soldier + the new skull mask loadout, and a sign that says nigger.went exclusively after the demomen on the enemy team, did the TZD taunt afterwards and the rest of the enemy team let me do it, they thought it was hilarious, the demo players thought it was funny too.can't get that experience in any other game. all i've seen in videos of deadlock is retarded nasally voiced no fun faggots projecting their pedophillic tendencies onto eachother.
>>583371193I only gamble for fun. Once you start talking about "winning" and "losing" like you, you've already lost
>>583371535well, i haven't, because i don't gamble>i play a game that is basically garuanteed to lose me money for funhey, you do you man, i'm not telling you to stop, i'm just saying from my point of view gambling sounds like a waste of money, at least with other leasure activities you're mostly just throwing away your time, not your money.
>>583371756>garuanteed If you can't spend 20β¬ on a game maybe youy should not be playing at all
>>583371482they knew what they were doing no way this got greenlit without knowing what people would do.
>>583370557>you missed odysseyyeah because I've never played it before kekchecked the footage on YouTube, gimmick is interesting, but it's barely different from the general "last push" that many pl_ maps already have>and the way that both cactus canyon and banana bay final captures work is novel in how they operatetrve>and you arbitrarily decided to split things up despite them being functionally indistinguishable as far as map rules go such as crasher/carrieriirc crasher is just map logic with CTF, carrier uses a bunch of vscript nonsense to make their pseudo-VIP mode work >and haarp, powerhouse and literally the entirety of 5cphaarp literally runs on TFC game logic that's been in the game as a leftover for yearsit's capturing mechanic is unique...and I split powerhouse into its own category because I'm biased for Powerhouse lol>or byre and the rest of arena mode"two points" is unique desu>in addition, medieval is just a setting you can toggle, you can have ANY type of map be medievalisn't it prebacked into maps unless you explicitly use cvar to make the game medieval? >if you are autistic enough to separate every single gimmick most of the list will be halloween maps.most of them are just "end of the game is a mini-game!" nonsense desu>at its core, mostd modes are just jury rigging the same 2 entities (flags and capture zones) in different orientations and ethereal things such as timers, the names of the modes are largely unimportant.some faggot making his own retarded rules that actually confuse new players needs to be documented
>>583372265>it's barely different from the general "last push" that many pl_ maps already haveit being a capture point lifts the x3 capture limit that payload carts have>crasher is just map logic with CTF, carrier uses a bunch of vscriptusing hammer to code a feature or using vscript to code a feature makes zero difference to players. what distinguishes carrier from haarp is the fact that the flag cannot be dropped (either willingly or by death). anything extra given to the flag-holder is mode agnostic. meanwhile crasher is just reverse CTF where the capture zone is in the enemy team's base and the flag is in your own. Nothing about the mode itself is functionally different from regular CTF.>"two points" is unique desuno-respawns is the real core of the mode. you could have an arena map with 20 capture points and it doesn't' actually change the rules, just the way that your strategy plays out>isn't it prebacked into maps unless you explicitly use cvar to make the game medieval? yes, you can set a flag in the map to force medieval. but servers can toggle medieval anywhere.burgenhausen is just attack/defend with medieval rules, there are custom mvm missions with medieval rules, on your own server you can opt to play any map with medieval rules and that includes the chat filter.>most of them are just "end of the game is a mini-game!" nonsense desuthere are subtle differences between them. the presence of spells is a big one. many are disallowed from having the teleport spell. some apply unique bonuses after escaping the underworld like the vampire perk from mannpower on mannsylvania or a rare spell on los muertos.I don't consider gimmicks not directly related to the objective to matter for mode differences.>confuse new playersthere's a reason the map intro splash gives you the map's objective when you spawn in, but you can't make people read what takes the upper third of their screen. people would find a way to get lost in a straight hallway
>>583371980>i intentionally waste 20β¬ for no reason because i can and i am not frugal>if you don't do this as well it must mean you don't have the ability tosounds to me like you're just irresponsible. most people have cash that they could spend on absolutely pointless garbage but instead choose to save it up for something worthwhile.you remind me of the nigger attitude towards buying new shoes all the time.
>>583374734ok you're poor.It's ok to be poor.Just do go around telling everyone you're poor.
Traingods...
>>583359962>most peopleNo, just (you)Who would watch the dinky little in-line embedded version instead of opening it in a new tab? I only use the embeds to make sure it's not a rick roll or something before opening it>yeah but you can fullscreen itMight as well open it in a new tab if you're gonna fill the screen with youtube anyway
pretty dope trainsawlaser is an official map now. I still won't play casual though sorry valveI'm in the passtime cup. And holy shit is it a clip farm
>>583379008this is what happens when the shitass novelty is only funny for about the first 2 minutes
>>583384805"everyone dies to random bullshit lmao" has been the core appeal of scream fortress since the very first one
>>583380670>pretty dope trainsawlaser is an official map nownahshould've stayed as a community server mapalso, they fucking ruined it with a cringe custom announcerthey are genuinely just padding portfolios with those custom announcers
>>583385979holy rimzuri with DMG
>>583385380no
>>583385380no it has not
>>583354458Not just lootboxes, nigger, everything else>every video game needs to have a story, like half life>every single player is linear to shove some set-pieces, like hl and hl2>modding capabilities excuse a lack of features in the product, like l4d 2>digital copies are the de-facto shipping of games, see steam. This lead to companies taking away your games>gambling for virtual items for the sake of selling inside a community market or outside of it, without touching the gameplayValve either set some unhealthy trends or the other companies took the wrong lessons from them, both of them affecting either way the game design
>>583386763half life didn't invent video games having stories
>>583386763don't look at games before half life zoom zoom
>>583386296>>583386619>die randomly to someone that picked up a crumpkin>explode because a pumpkin bomb was on the same part of the map as you>lose a fight because zephiniah came out of the floor and spooked outeven when all we had was harvest_event you had to deal with random bullshit deaths. it was fun because it stressed the importance of not caring that much about the results of a videogame, as anyone who wanted to tryhard could just play harvest normally
>>583386763>>modding capabilities excuse a lack of features in the product, like l4d 2This would imply any new game nowadays even allows mods, they all block them and people have to reverse engineer their way in if at all.Valve was always highly unusual in their openness to modding
>>583375704>i-it doesn't matter that i have all the habits of a poorfag, y-you're the poorfag!nigger mindset moment.do you also buy gucci shit? you're the target audience for that sort of slop.
Would a black box version of a shotgun be too op on heavy? Let's say it only healed up to 10 hp per shot, based on damage dealt
>>583338347>>583343840Joyless faggots mad at other's enjoyment, more news at 8
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>583388831Yeah, Heavy should not have any form of self healing unless it forces him away from his weapons like the Sandviches do.Heavy is designed around needing a Medic to heal him to balance his high health pool.
>>583395645because you're still here
>583355037I accept your concession
>>583395854Bit mean.
>>583388831No, because that amount healed is so small compared to how much dmg he'd be taking at that range. Assuming you'd have to land all the pellets to get the 10 hp back, you'd have to be at point blank range, which means someone could just hit you with their melee weapon and do more damage to you than you'd heal by being 100% accurate with your shotgun's entire magazine.The trouble is with self-healing weapons is that the amounts healed are only ever going to be too small to be relevant in 99% of situations, or they're going to be busted OP if not offset by a major downside. The black box kind of works by letting you hit a relevant health breakpoint vs pills, but that's about it, and it has a hefty downside to balance it.This wouldn't really be the same for heavy since he's so much easier to hit with pills, and he could get the same benefit by eating the chocolate bar.
hey bros im >>583333120is that also true of the halloween merc bird head hats? basically all halloween items that are not trade restricted = from the past, and the ones that are restricted = new im guessing?
>>583399758yesyou can still get the halloween stuff from the past via the current (new) methods, but they'll all be untradeable
>>583399758All Halloween items *acquired* in the past are tradableAll Halloween items *acquired* in more recent years are not tradable
>>583399934>>583400043thanks bros
>>583399758I already answered that>>583333606
>>583395716warrior's spirit isn't shaking up the meta because heavy's shotguns and melee are fucking dogshit as weapons compared to his primary, which is why Ludmilla never happened.a healing shotgun wouldn't be revolutionary because the lunchboxes are so much better then a sidearm that heavy feels naked without the ability to throw health at a teammate.an important breakpoint to keep in mind is that any amount of self-healing increases the amount of attacks it takes to kill heavy. the cleanest comparison is against a pipe demoman. normally it takes 2 pills to kill a soldier, but a single black box hit heals soldier out of 2-shot range. the same basic principal applies to heavy's 300 pool, but he's so slow that no one fucking cares when he has 350 with the dalokahs, only with overheal do people care, and that's with the miniguns out.
fourth slot for Heavy good or bad
>>583399934this is also a reminder that some of the 2012 and 2014 halloween hats can be recycled for hat crafting, albeit untradable
>>583400330sorry bro i must have speedread or just forgot, thanks for answering anyway
>>583401601goodlunchbox items being able to be equipped in the primary slot is better though
>>583401601Good, but I think Medic getting the same buffs from Heavy's lunch box would be more interesting.
>583396541i accept your extremely late crying and desperate unoriginal comeback as an admission of defeat, you are forgiven.
I accept and love you for who you are
I *plap plap plap plap* oops sorry your fat ass got me too excited... but I accept you
>>583404143sigh...no one will ever treat me like this
>>583401353>Warrior's Spiritread>unless it forces him away from his weapons Switching off your weapons to melee counts as forcing him away from his weapons. And Heavy's melees are garbage like you said. To the point where people only use them as travel tools (GRU, FoS, etc).His shotguns are deceptively powerful, on the other hand. Not as powerful as being able to fully heal yourself or others, but powerful enough that it's a decent alternative to have out while you're repositioning since it would take too long to spool up again. Being able to self heal if you get jumped while actively fighting back could mean the difference between being caught with your pants down or not. Self healing has to be tightly balanced on a ranged weapon, even a measily 10 health per shot could keep the Heavy going long enough to survive getting jumped by a Scout for example.
>>583404216I will!
How to fix contracts for Scream Fortress:>15 contract points upon round completion regardless if you win or lose>15 contract points for playing an entire match regardless if you win or loseRight there, playing a full match will get you 45 pity points regardless of how you perform which in turn eases up some of the more rediculous contracts out there and might entice people to play a little more casually.
>>583404143no
>>583404674aww anon you're such a sweetheart
i fucking hate unusuals
>>583404787Couldn't you just reduce all the contracts from 100 to 50 points total instead
>>583404143I relate with this post>>583404975Plapping
>>583404862>>583404975baby making sex with mewmew and charlotta
>>583404787>Make points register instantly instead of waiting for the soul to get to you (so many points lost from dying right after going on a killing spree). Or let points register even after dying>Make progress save automatically and not just at the end of the round (why is this even a thing if you lose connection to the server all your progress is lost)These two have been the most annoying when grinding contracts, then there's map-specific contracts that should be made easier (FUCK Graveyard)
>>583406002blue board anon!
>>583406002uhi can see her....
>>583406002
>>583404975unusual weapons deserved better though
>>583406002exposed doughnut exposed doughnut
>>583406002This post was made roughly 10 minutes agoWhen this gets pruned, we can judge the janny response time to this post, and then get angry at how they won't respond to anything else with such swiftness or attention
>>583406785Oh wow the response was actually <10 min, but we can't get avatarfags, trolls, spammers, or anything else that isn't nsfw dealt with *at all*, let alone within 10 minutes
>>583406002I'll miss you butthole anon
>>583406935Gotta protect that advertiser money
>>583407791exposed buttholes get lots of posts which is good for engagement which is good for advertisers
>>583406785>based post gets deleted in 10 minutes>schizo shit stays up the whole threadsad
>Had contract ready to be turned in>Server stutters for one second>All my progress is lost
>>583408382This just happened to me so I decided to call it a night for TF2. I always try to get the really, really shitty maps out of the way first so my first 'real' match having this fucking killed the mood.
there's no more space for halloween contracts on the contracker this is the last scream fortress
>>583410703They'll make a Halloween_2 folder
I unboxed a haunted Sir Hoots-a-lot. I am pleased with this.
>>583411315congrats *smooch*
>>583411315congrats *plap*
>>583411315congrats *sniffa*
>>583411315congrats *snowballs*
>>583414139cute
>>583411315>>583414139cuties
>>583411315Omg sistah me too! I looooove pointless shoulder cosmetics!!!!!!!!
>>583416031die *farts*
>>583389646You're allowed to like the map, but reading you try to review it like nostalgia critic was really cringe. I'm just looking out for you.
>>583343689>>583343920holy fuck it's not just me
>>583418626nah hes right, playing language police is gay as fuck. "nuh uh you cant heckin say it like that" is the weapon of trannies and wannabe jannies
>>583420406>trannies and wannabe janniesI thought that's what we all were here
>>583420406>nuh uh you cant heckin say it like that" It's good when I do it.
>Make Halloween artpass for cp_orange>Call it Gorange>?????>ProfitIf trainsawlaser can make it so can the GOAT
>>583420406>nah hes rightnigga i can see you behind those lowercase letters
mji
>>583423738ay shiieet nigga you is lowercase too, fuck you tahm bou
>>583423891Those were dark times
Demoman released in 2026 would unironically talk like >>583424123 btw and they would call it progressive representation
>>583424762demoman in 2026 would get the game banned in the UK for being too accurate
>>583424762its the opposite, demo would be demo but xitter troons would bitch that its cultural erasure or some shit like that
ay shiieet nigga you is lowercase too, fuck you tahm bout. Solomon Deadlock
>>583426894why did they give zenyatta a snape skin
>>583426894I like him
Is there anywhere where people gather to form contract parties? Getting randos in-game to join/invite me is fucking infuriating.I can see you're already in a party, why not add meWhy are you rebuffing my offer to join me and then bitching about how long it takes to fill a contract
>>583429342I found a guy for that on session
>>583429342just add some anon here, idk
>>583429342unfortunately, probably some LFG channel in the r/tf2 discord
why did they make zi spy worse
>>583432186spy is the most bullied class in the game despite how bad and weak he is just because autists with thousands of hours make goofy kill compilations out of clips assembled from months of footage
>>583432186why did they make zi pyro worse
join the kog we're playing an awesome halloween map
>>583433783
these maps are so atrocious
freaky fest be like yea its actually impossible to end the game unless all the engineers on one side get DDOSed we're sorry anyway heres your two hour match
>>583436679>short matches when you want long ones>long matches when you need them to be shortthank you NEATO
>>583437897oops it's been three minutes time to vote for a new (the same) map!! time for the server to empty out so you have to requeue! time to wait 150 seconds before setup time! time for more waiting!!!!
okay, enough Scream FortressWhere's the MvM update?
>>583440239this is them apologizing for failing to get pregnantlooks like I'll have to have baby making sex with each of em again
What is it with this general's obsession with baby making sex?
>>583440676it's my ritual post that I startedbut also baby making sex with muffet
>>583440239god i wish that were me
>try out redditsawlaser>doesn't run that poorlydoes zesty run a core 2 duo
>>583440239gomen
>>583443294I haven't played that map yet but I've been getting <144 fps on maps like Swiftwater with a PC I built earlier this year. It's impressive how poorly TF2 is optimized.
>>583440676There is just one underage retard that think posting the same thing 20 times a thread is "ritual posting" and not off topic spamming.
>>583444340Huh, I manage a solid 165 VSynced fps on most maps. Some ones like Patagonia just drop to the mid 100s for me.
>last few seconds on moonshine>uber spell happens>lose because nobody could cap
>>583447624fatchiouli
the sharty memes need to stay on the sharty o algo
>>583440239>>583440676>>583447624plap
yea man zi is awesome
>>583450952the new balance is not fun
i wish i had a steam friend
>>583451393when your steam friend queues with someone else
How the fuck does l4d2 have more players than tf2? That's honestly just fucking grim.
>>583452095
>>583453982to be fair, l4d2 is still a solid gameit's been over 10 years and there still isn't a 4 player zombie shooter coop game that beats it
>>583453982it'd have more players if they didn't decided to import a bunch of CS 1.6 guns into it for no reason
>>583454950Of all TLS changes, this one was baffling to me.
>>583456582yeah idk who thought it was a good idea or how it got through without anyone going "hey whuh, uh, why?"it completely fucks the balance on certain campaigns because some of the CS guns are so good, there's no reason to use anything else
>>583456869>sg553>mp5>knifenah, i'm going ak and axe
does anyone have that tf2 reaction imageyou know the one
>>583460858
is there a FUCKING compilation of all the FUCKING items added in the FUCKING update or no
>>583464024Yeah but I'm gatekeeping it :)
fuck halloween maps
>tf2 players see a video compiling all the new content in a halloween update: complain about it>tf2 players don't get a video compiling all the new content in a halloween update: complain about ityou people can just never be happy.
>>583475543???
what do u think of halloween cosmetic itmes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLUrkDsBvi8Another VolvaGEM was dropped and nobody on /tf2g/ added it to the OP????
>>583479263that hole in the olivia olive is there for a reason.again requesting someone draw her pregnant.
>>583478523They're all pretty bland, but I guess the Eli Maxwell cosmetic is okay.
>>583447624>>583480967baby making sex with patchouli and skadi>>583475313fuck dog ladies>>583448567believe it or not this wasn't me but I agree with his sentiment
stom...fronds....?
we seem to be forgetting our old ways...
>>583440239dogeza is so hot
>>583486248I have not forgotten to put babies in shupos too>>583486467especially naked dogeza
>>583487861
>>583487861plump shupussy...
>>583486248hikari is so hot>>583487861ai: leave it to me
>>583448567Dr. Soldier Painis-Man won.
best sniper rifle besides stock?
>>583492046damn bratscorrection required
>>583487861>this gets deleted >nude yords still upI guess the mods are yordle fans
>>583492046machinahitmans heatmaker
that's a whole lotta projection for me simply pointing out one nsfw image was deleted and the other wasn't
>>583496369what the fuck are you on about
>>583496541just the turkschizo babbling and projecting as usual
yea man its halloween
>>583478523>Royal Remains crown doesnt even touch the skullSeriously what the fuck are they doing
>>583478523I'm sick of hat creators shoehorning multiple cosmetics into one, such as the Rough Rider in your image. There should at least be a style with no facial hair, or only partial facial hair, but the only two styles affect the paint region. There are a number of other cosmetics with this issue such as the Shellmet not having a no-cigarette option. As a counterexample, Mined Mind has both the pickaxe version and a clean version that just looks like Mining Light (case edition); quite good as far as a new hat goes if a little oversized. Overall the cosmetics are boring and the unusual effects are overdesigned and therefore underwhelming.
>uncloak when there's a ton of other bullshit to hear in the middle of a battle>guy does a 180 and kills mecheating faggot
I really gotta fight like a g6/soapymeister in the bball league
>five minutes to find a game on a specific halloween map>half the server is empty as it still keeps searching for other players>more and more players leave the moment they receive their pumpkins>good luck completing your contract in the 3v3 gameIt's been only 5 days what the fuck
>>583511190Why do you hate fun stop complaining theres totally not too many maps which spreads the matchmaking players too thin!!!
>>583448567We shartyGODS don't talk like this This is how the porn addicted pedos communicate
>>583511190>match already over before you can do anything>game auto balances your friend or you so getting points sucks even hardergreat game
Have you ever been so thoroughly humiliated before?
Valve FIX my rps rng I swear to god
>>583513541is there a way to actually choose your hand sign, or is it completely random? if so, those RPS achievements are complete bs then
>>583514691there's no way to select your hand sign it's complete random
>>583513541>russianWhy am I not surprised
train rain
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285564HOLY SHIT THE MVM UPDATE
>Fixed view jitter that occurs and persists when playing for extended periods of timeWhat?
>>583520417you know when sometimes you walk onto a teleporter and start jittering into the ground? that was fixed
>Added sv_wallbug convar to allow previous movement behavior on community servers (related to the missed note at the bottom)So it's still disabled on official servers? Why is Valve suddenly against wallbugs?
>>583522239trying to slowly kill interest in tf2 official servers so they can quietly shut them down without any pushback
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV_qXdb08gAI went on teamfortress.tv looking for a laugh but found this instead. Few fragmovies I've enjoyed as much as this.
>>583520417unplug your mouse and plug it back in for real
Hit a 17 streak on medic
>>583522779That would be a good thing.
>>583523247Sweet, man. Congratulations
What weapons do crit pumpkins make insane? Do needleguns or SMGs get a massive boost from crit pumpkins that are worth?
>>583523932same weapons that benefit from crits
>>583523247medic training with ubersaw on doublecross against free to plays shortly after the ΓΌber update is still to this day one of my favorite memories of this game
Imagine the TTD (Total Trolldier Death) if they remove bhops next
>>583523303No, that would be a bad thingA good thing would be making official servers good instead, since it's clear that the community server dream is dead, and has been for quite some time
>>583523932The enforcer while disguised - doing 144 damage out of nowhere and instakilling a light class from 20 feet away is kino, and you can subsequently do 120 dmg shots
>use battalion's backup>nullify all crumpkins and severely impact enemy spell damageIt's not a lot, but it's honest work
>>583526248I pray that the day of the average solly shitter realizing that batallion's being indefinitely better than conch never comesgenuinely one of the most over tuned "weapons" in the game
surely you guys are grinding your contracts?
>>583526248I love that shit, combo with cow mangler altfire to farm for free (assuming no god snipers on enemy team of course)
>>583527416I already have 98% of the halloween items and lost the motivation to keep trying for the other 2% many years ago
>>583527416>Missing the last voodoo-cursed soul to finish the collectionSo close...and yet so far...
>>583522239>every time valve touches the game things somehow get worsehave they ever thought about stop doing updates>>583527416no
>>583527416I never do them because I don't play to be competitive.
>thread is now pretending to have used/liked wallbugspixelwalks i can get behind but wallbugging was a lame tactic.
I WAS THE FIRST ONE WHO USED WALLBUGS!
>>583529710old source jank should stay the way it is
>>583526632It will never come because the conch rewards the user and the backup rewards your team, so selfish shitters will never give it up
>>583529710I feel the opposite way, pixelwalks are cringe
precipice still fuckin sucks
>>583530707this, but also I was never able to wallbug or pixelwalk or bunnyhop, so I'm having myself a little mischievous chuckle at all the people who abused that stuff not being able to anymore (it's only a matter of time for bhops)
>>583531918
>>583530707holy baby making sex with malfoid
i want to be cured of my porn addiction
i want this broken record to kill himself
that's mean...
>>583536501I don't
i want to be happy
>>583539075The eyes ruin it, should just be the goggle lenses
>My strange grenade launcher has roughly the same amount of kills as my strange stickiebomb launcherI'm a man of integrity.
wtf do spellbook pages even do
>>583540436particle effects
>>583540207Tell that to the guy who made it>>583540436Adds to the flavor text of the fancy spellbookSlightly increases the number of particles it spawns
>>583540519>>583540627why doesn't the wiki mention this
>>583541213It mentions the flavor text part but I think the particle thing is so subtle unless you have hundreds of pages people aren't even sure if it's real
>usually decent at tf2>join a match>suddenly getting bodied by every player almost instantly>check the time>It's unemployment hours
>>583172339Halloween in general has gotten to the point where a few little systems could really boost the actual event's impact.There's really no reason why we can't implement spellbooks/halloween items in for people who deleted them or don't have them for whatever reason.Halloween Spells being back in after 10+ years would be fine.Just add 1-2 maps for Halloween, there's no reason to add new modes or like 4 maps. Unusual effects could be cut by 75%, we don't need as many cosmetics either too.They could do so much more with less shit added in and simply just doing bootstrap TLC.
I could fix TF2 if Valve would let me
scarypass is fucking dumbits probably the best example of "normal map but with some pumpkins thrown in" just to get it in a update
>>583547409>scary (art)pass of your mapvravo bince
>>583529710I have always loved wallbugs even when I played medic. You can use wallbugs to save yourself from fall damage
>>583548176niceoh that gave my stomach a jump
>>583548176spy should be the only one able to do this
I wish I was a scoutgodJust meatshot after meatshot, dodging projectiles left and right, becoming a server menace
>can't almost never hit monoculus with rocketsholy fuck I'm so bad I'm not gonna make it
>>583549491get closer
>>583549583I'm a reasonable distance for how big and slow he is
>>583548176https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/95/Soldier_wall_climb_02.mp3
>>583550061These imitations were such a mistake
>>583550104you vill enjoy """official""" slopston hale taking that is inferior version to the old community mod taking up space on your disk
>>583549491i like reflecting monoculus rockets towards enemies instead because they still travel slow as shit (if he isn't pissed off)it's just the world's slowest crit WMD approaching them
>>583285581you can still bhop in tf2. As soldier tick perfect jump and the game will think you're still rocket jumping. Pull out the spoon and whack someone with itErk does it a lot in his videoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1xgkbsfo7c
>>583550274I don't hate the gamemode that much they just really should've either not been like "let's have the guy we got to VA Hale do ALL the 9 mercs as well because I'm cheap and don't want to pay anybody else" OR just not done custom lines for the mercs at all
>>583550104Nah they're funny
>>583551491Your face is funny
>>583551584everybody funnynow you funny too
how do i ai sloppa
>>583552763ask gronk to do it or use seaart if you want porn
>>583550324>erm ackshuallyhe means for building speed, not enabling a flag to make the game think you're airborne
>>583549661apparently not
>>583548176never noticed the "mann co. data center" text
I crafted my Spiral Sallet alongside some other hats from games like Super Monday Night Combat when I was like 12, at least I still have the Black Rose.
>>583527416I've not played TF2 in years.
>>583531342Twitched at the second-to-last panel.
>>583527416I just do the official maps / bosses and don't bother with the rest of the stuff. I'm thinking about making a list of the non-official maps that are reskins of the official stuff with no extra bullshit added on top of it, but I can't be bothered for now. Might do those maps as well
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF ATTENTION!
>>583554920I know what he meant. But when people like >>583263137 talk about tf2 bhop they're not talking about building up speed. How the fuck will they fix bhopping for speed when bhopping for speed is already fixed
what should the next op be
>>583573704because that anon doesn't sound particularly smart and probably saw people bhopping for the 0.0001% move speed increase and is thinking about that
The casual bots that just spam join are so fucking retarded
>>583526632a lot of payload sissies fail to realize that the banners arent viable in KOTH or 5cp where getting rushed by a flanker before you have full charge is far more commongunboats or bust
>>583573969
I moderately enjoyed TF2C until they added this retarded Overwatch gun into the game. It's so out-of-place, I can't believe nobody cared. That entire update was a complete stinker. Haven't played since.
>>583573969>>583222005
Where do I find non-furry non gender obsessed non political not underage and generally chill people to play the game with. Are there any people like that left playing
>They updated Outburst's contractCan they do this for Graveyard already, just add a "Heal X amount as a ghost" as a bonus instead and suddenly the contract isn't such a chore
>>583580864no
>>583578425from left or right>garbage>ok>garbage>meh, always the weakest of the originals>kino>shit>KINO>ok>garbageemporiumtroons try to do the bird heads without understanding what made them specialthe only one that kind of tries is the engineer one, but even then the end result is bad
>>583583394
i'm like 60 or 70% done with my contracts for this year and i gotta say, its fineremember when we had to fight the bots AND do contracts? that was some shit i'm glad we don't have to do that anymore
>>583583394sex with shupos
>>583583394baby making sex with shupos
>>583573969this obviously>>583414139
>>583583394Spy's Crow head is decent actually.
>>583597459>Spy's Crow head is decent actually.it is genuinely the worst out of the bunch
>>583597620Scout and pyro are much worse.
>>583597665>>583597665>>583597665Z + 4
