Prev >>583199646 >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3*)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Umadol and Dork Gamer cute
hello>>583228492lovely pic
This jiggie is unrelated to any specific derby:https://jiggie.fun/KcgUnuhttps://jiggie.fun/KcgUnu
Teio!
>>583228492Could you make the image blurrier next time, I can still make out the ugly uma in it
>>583228492why is this picture so blurrygives me a headache just looking at it
i want laurel to softly sing in my ear
>>583228572>>583228584artist choice
>no /uma/ in bio>not previously in an /uma/ club>ID never posted hereHow did this guy get in /Uma/Club Allen?
>>583228524hokkaido dairy
morning coffee
>>583228584Artists tends to put chromatic aberration to their fanarts for reasons I don't know
CRUCIFIED
>>583228569
>>583228627they met in prison
I kinda look like this if you squint.
>>583228662I see what you did there
>>583228627it's a rando who applied in-game from what I can see...
>>583228708hands off my furniture bitch
>>583228713idgi
Disregard Currenposters.
>>583228730So he's getting kicked?
>>583228743STOP RESISTING
A DAY REMAINS
still can't believe this is real
>>583228767He was in a club called Prison
>>583228654it's a common art technique to hide faults in the art
So close yet so far
>>583228830He's not a huge attention whore so probably not
>>583228830Why does he love kicking so much... Did we ever get an explanation?
>>583228830iirc danchou has let randos stay for the month if he can't get a full roster
>>583228830You're really invested in the integrity of a club you love to shitpost about, currensis
>>583228987So it's not fully /uma/ club?
>>583228987Sounds like they should be removed from the clublist
>>583229013>t.
uokka
>>583228952Maya sexo.
How do randos feel when they entered an /uma/ club and see the rape posting in the club chat >>583229057If brick and other dicksword clubs gets removed first, sure I can agree with this
>>583228987No honor all the other clubs sat not filled for the month
My dog brought home a medium sized turtle and I don't know what to do with it anyway I'm going all in on ZRR
>>583228929they’re SNOWBOARDING BOOTSthey’re COOL
>>583229139the weak should fear the strongtehe!
>>583229150/uma/ club with a discord is more /uma/ than /uma/ club with a discord and randos not from /uma/
I hope one of you frenchi anons bring a nakayama festa print out to fill in the audience seats
Just apply to the club, and there will be an end to the drama
>currensister delivered on the 5am dramawew, gm /uma/ see you in a bit
wtf.. do i get concentration if i finish this or is it considered R version
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>583229271Wdym?
>>583229150But the discord members of those clubs are the same people inside here and not randos?
>>583229150Bricked is marked as a Discord club.If /Uma/Club is recruiting people not from here they should be marked as a non /uma/ club
>>583229165>My dog brought home a medium sized turtleThat's your pet and fren now
just realized I haven't had pancakes in like two years
>>583229303R
>>583228627ryanx is a reddit recruit to this daythey also have another guy from discord/uma/club should just rename to /discord/club and remove them from the clublistpathetic shitters
>>583229271But I'm already happy in my A+ club
>>583229554RAPE
>>583229312
>>583229469The evil D*t* wouldn't say this.
>>583229565any other clubs with non /uma/?
......
>>583229661bricked/uma/chan
>>583229661This >>583229684Both confirmed, dunno about other clubs
post more pictures of curren
>>583229659N-nyo... Don't say that...
>>583229565ryanxreddit posts here so it's fine. This new member is a complete random
gatekeeping is good actually
bwos, how long do I have until EU's children laws take away my horsewaifu game to protect the children that I'll never have?
>>583229773lol no is not fineif you are a normalgroid fuck off
>>583229750hi..
>>583229805Won't somebody think of the children!
>umanko schizomeltdowns in previous thread and threats of chat being leaked>nuthread immediately diverts into shitting on /uma/clubnyoooticing
>>583229663>evil boy
Do i need claw forward on NSM umas?
>>583229880>previous threadquick rundown?
>gaze on me>taiki>seductionwould she do this?
>>583229773yeah at least he was caught posting here unlike the new rando they lost 3 /uma/ members for this
>>583229880>subsequent thread continues adjacent topic from previous threadhuh
why is there no mambo drama this month
wahey
>>583229826Then have fun in your>never used Reddit>never used Discrod>never used Twitter/uma/ club with your 3 other members
>>583229805Isn't it already banned in belgium because they banned lootboxes?
7 i go to sleep now4 i stay awakeanything else and i push for another 24 hours
>>5832298051 day. enjoy it while it lasts.
>>583230052i dont see the difference between 4 and everything else
grass's wonder
>>583229985>they lost 3 /uma/ members for thisUmazing
>>583229339>>583229395>>583229246None of the three of new brick recruits are from ANY /uma/ clubs. Curious.
>>583230042Netherlands, yeah. I just VPN to Estonia though.
>>583229998Mambodancho just linked a google doc containing his 109 page manifesto earlier
>>583230210brickbros our response?
>>583230001mwahey
>>5832300824 means i will suffer for all eternity
wat wud you do with the big uma statues
>>583230140a thing we all love
>>583230273Ruby wouldn't do this.
>>583230343I as Ruby would.
Join UmatismNo quotaTrade shoesDo your dailiesEnjoy life
>>583230340cracker alert
>>583229945
>>583230232VPN sounds very illegal, goy. We'll make sure to outlaw that to stop dangerous torenas like yourself from raping fillies and colts
>>583230343Helios deserves it tho...
>>583230336orf is so tiny
>>583230210Throw them in the non /uma/club section too
>>583229945Umama did his nightly gdkljgjhdhlkasf killing myself post and V had to calm xer down in the clubchat
>>583230379holy shit they're huge
>>583230398I think they mixed up the clubs, this is terrible
Tachyon LOVE
>>583228627>>583230210>bricked and /uma/ club are now recruiting outside of /uma/Remove them from the list.
>>583230596>nowBricked has been doing it since around March
>>583230273OTP of the Year, right here!
>>583230618Grim.
>>583230596>>583230210No also the funny and weird thing is all three of them have /uma/ in their desc. So it's either brick danchode somehow convinced these randos to put /uma/ in their desc or they are /uma/ lurkers living in outside clubs
>>583228627real answer: guy randomly applied, got asked "do you know where you are" and when he fails to answer he'll end up getting kickedwe're not actually hiring people off the streetanyway proceed shitposting about our secret discord or whatever ghosts you wanna be mad about because there's no better drama going on
>>583230405Anything to protect the children bro…
>>583230480and they could be all yours
>>583230709They learned from the exposé back then so they definitely told them to put it there
>just realized it's october alreadyNARANAI KOTOBA MOU ICHIDO EGAITE
LETS DO SOMETHING FUN>FAVORITE UMA>FAVORITE BOOKGO!
>>583230820Oguri CapThe Very Hungry Caterpillar
>>583229805that is actually so fucking retarded. maybe, they should let you guys legally declare that you will never have children, so that your devices can be given a free pass to access all the games they are gonna ban
>>583230778They aren't that bigI don't like PasaI'm happy in my A+ clubSorry!
>>583230721logs or you're a lying nigger
>>583230721RELEASE THE UMAMA FILES
>>583230820Grass WonderToll the Hounds
>>583230820TeioOnani Master Kurosawa will always be my PEAK. Manga is a book.
so was it explained why umama got kicked
>>583230820Eishin Flash
>>583230820Bourbonprobably LOTR-fellowship of the ring? I haven't rearead anything else as many times
>>583230820Shichirecently I enjoyed Will of the Many
Reminder: High cortisol is correlated with food cravings. You can relieve all that stress from drama with a big bowl of ice cream!
I always just rejected applications from people without /uma/ in their profilewtf is this "we accept random niggers and ask them if they know where they are" shite lmaot. officer of a different club
>>583230721>damage control
>>583230881>leak the chatpoor bait
>>583230820OperaoWatership Down
>>583231093I accept your concession.
>>583230820nobody fucking reads
>>583231076>he doesn't have a bit of fun with random clueless peoplenow I know that's not true, considering you spend your time here
>>583230820RudolfEven though I have read many books and watched many movies I can instantly point my my favourite movie (Solaris from Tarkovsky) but I cant do the same for books, I dont really have one that stands far above the rest
uma&co faggots got really uppity recently
I accept your confession.
>>583231181I love you too!
>>583231276Just V, nothing new
>>583230721Nobody is saying anything about a secret discord except for you.Don't act stupid, you know the guy isn't from here and you let him in anyway
did you know that a mere 13% of /uma/ clubs are the source of over 52% of all avatarfagging and epersona drama?
>>583230820Inari OneSteppenwolf
>>583230820Laurelif Star Wars EU books count, then Survivor's Questotherwise, Leviathan
>>583231312I accept your confections
>>583230721proof?
>>583230820i like these posts but i also dislike that nobody asks the first post what are their favorites
>>583231398If you have ever used Oguri in CM you are spiritually shounen-colored
>>583230820umama...
>>583231279literally no one likes this slut as an umawife.at best, she is just a quick pump and dumo that you forget and occasionally remember once you look through your contact list for what bitch you want to fuck
>>583231509When I make a post like that I just reply to myself with my favorites (after some time)not to samefag but just so my own opinions don't color the other posts
>>583231548NOT UMAMAI'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
stallions will wear the burumas
I love evil women
>>583230336they'll be the closest we can get to hugging an uma
>>583231638V?
>>583231756
>>583231756He got jealous of her getting all the attention so he started posting Ai, too
>>583231756no shit it's V don't you see the shitposts
>>583231732my beautiful EVIL wife
7 and ai gets gangraped and inked with the names of every anon who take a turn with her
>>583231704this is the most STALLION stallion you could've possibly picked.
>>583231809>>583231810Kek you are malding I derrailed your stupid gay ass drama retardsNobody cares about that shit kys frfr
7 and the Almond Eye birthing vids get posted
>>583231934atleast be less subtle about being SEA
7 and ai gets tied up, blindfolded, and gagged while vibrators clipped onto her erogenous zones are put onto max
>>583228492First rate club Basashi (850734315) has 1 open slot left.We're pretty chill, but with the advent of independent training we do have a quota now: 15 million. If you do one proper auto career a day for your dailies, you should reach this without even having to think about it.If you want to join, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
I am once again calling for the release of the almond eyeclops
>>583231934you will never be umama
7 and everyone has a good time :)
>>583230848kek
7 and ai is a whore
calm down, faggot.
>>583231894...and that's a good thing!
7 and espo sexo
>>583231998why not me
I wish to confess..I fucked my danchou...
For commander Spe should I run Creek and get Scramble, Nimble Nav and Dober unique or should I run Kris S and pray that Jordan doesn't agemasen me
I didn't realize the staircases in Furlong tower were made of turf. It must cost a lot for them to maintain their condition.
>>583232294Dacchibwo...
7 and your mom dies in her sleep tonight
>>583232303if youre running her late you should use Kris
Boyumas can be cute too.
>>583232303Your healer grass inherit?
>>583232331That's not kinda nice
>>583232294mambro...
mares
7 and tahbo gets raped by spitroast
curren if she good
4 and it is confirmed that a horse will perish in the Arc
my life is hell
>>583232410being kinda nice sucks
screw you guys I'll just go watch the newest SBR episode
>my trainee is showing
>>583232519styrene-butadiene rubber?
>>583232469>curren>goodlol. lmao even. that slut isn't even worth putting the tip of my dick into
>>583232492I will strike you down and use your bones as fertilizer
New umayuru doko?
hey
>>583232667>7e-eh?
>>583231934>V jew/club/ defense force>no currensisters in sightthis stinks, all of it
>>583232371That's actually not a bad idea.Alright I'll use my Dober and look for a good cleric Grass out there
>>583232689Mambocchi save us
>>583232689hellu
>>583232737He doesn't want to leave /Jew/Club
Of course Kingu, not sleeping till i get your sprint ace!
>>583232712V's last uma activity was 40 minutes ago so it's just him shitposting
what is a v, why is it a goyim, and what does curren have to do with it?
>>583232689yo
>>583232839Why are you talking to yourself in third person?
>>583232473>fukuposters being evilwhat else is new?
uh oh melty
>>583232303there's no point in running late w/o kris s
Do we get the uma selector before the sprint CM?I want to selector Bono and use her for the next CM
>>583232976I stated Fuku is the true thread villain several times and nobody listened
>>583232737but I just woke up!>>583232776hello, cute finemo
>>583232948play along. i want to turn reduce that waste of space from a he to an it, like the subhuman trash it is
>>583233012Based Bono enjoyer
>>583233012ask whoever told you about this uma selector (we are not getting any uma selectors)
>>583232998Really?I made this Oguri and was thinking it was not bad.It has 0.6 accel with great skills and S aptitudes. Pedal to the Metal is not shown there also.Is the white skill really not worth it?
>>583233020fuku and shilaoki are both evil but they do it in a significantly less annoying way, and are thus not noticed. curious.
Ramonu
>>583231093So no logs?
>>583233190ugly old bag
>>583233043Machitan a cute!
>>583233170The one you pay for is what I meant that comes with the anniversaries. I am pretty sure those are available when Kitasan White comes out
>>583233227Still...
>>583233270kita is the newest uma available on it but the paid selectors themselves are 2nd anni
>>583233270that's the 3* guaranteed scamcha
>>583233270no that's late november
>>583233247Bobo also a cute!
>>583232814Anon...? Planning to spend those carats anytime soon?
>>583233341Kitasan+Dia arent the anniversary umas?I thought this entire time they were>>583233386>>583233393Oh I think I got those mixed upAlright I see. Thanks anons Guess I will wait patiently for Bono
>>583233216Nobody is leaking anything anymorestill waiting on the uma&co logs from earlier today as well
>Go out to get groceries before Sunday>All the shops are closed I hate Germany so fucking much
>>583233539>umama and nyo out of /uma/club>leaks stopWhich of them was it...
I'm a retard, is 1* groundwork on the main parent shit? Even if grand parents have it?
i unironically hum and sing Umapyoi Densetsu when i hear it in game (like in home screen or pre-concert of the scenario)
>>583230881they are always picking up randoms off the street, now they got umadash cuck working overtime after getting broken by allens pecker
>>583233567I just had the same experience, they shoulda picked a different day to tear down the wall
>>583233628Copable if the rest of your sparks are goodjust luckshit it on maruzen/seiunsky bwo
>>583233180what i mean is that's late main advantage - perfect 0.4 accelyour oguri looks ok ig but mpab is delayed and you're really cutting it close on stamina - white skill is still full drain
>>583233660i like to say copa copa to myself when i'm in complete silence so i don't go insane copa copa
>>583233628pink/key white 1* is shit
>>5832336281*s don't exist for me the chance is too low.
>>583233668okay V, good luck on your push to S
I love my umawife
>>583233767AT THE COPACOPA CABANAIT'S THE HOTTEST CLUB NORTH OF HAVANA
>>583233567Must be rough being retarded
>>583233767the rickeyfication virus...
>>583233910WHO CAN REMEMBER ALL THESE RANDOM ASS HOLIDAYS I DON'T KNOW WHAT FUCKING UNITY DAY ISI DON'T KNOW WHAT FUCKING ASCENSION DAY ISI DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING CORPSE OF JESUS CHRIST DAY IS
>>583234041you should after 30 years
>>583231564don't shay that........
silly
>>583234041Ahmed...
This one's for you, danchou
>>583234041bramjeet...
any frog races today
>>5832336283* gw on main parent is pretty common on Chrono. Just cope with borrows. We're not playing URA Finale anymore. Affinitymaxxing with borrows + actual cards with groundwork will take care of your shit.
>>583233180in my experience, mpb and the other non-scramble/claw forward accels do not cut it. They're supplements. You need a frame perfect accel like spurt or claw forward, into nimble and then MPB will round you out. The number of times in rooms I've watched one of the Dias I painstakingly trained hit scramble and then MPB+nimble/slick and then completely fail to close to the lead pack was high enough that I threw in the towel on lates this CM. Anecdotally, I haven't seen many opponent lates performing either. and honestly, with claw forward's stamina cost, I'm expecting stamina debuffers to absolutely rape anyone who rides the line and gets like 900 plus a gold and thinks that'll be enough.
>>583230820Manhattan CafeProbably the dream cycle of stories of H. P. Lovecraft. Or maybe The Secret Teachings of All Ages by Manly Palmer Hall
>>583234081PUT SILLY DOWN!
wouldnt it be funny/horrifying that the statues were actually hollow enough to fit a human inside?
>>583234081You're only allowed to say that if you also relinquish your human rights.
>>583233406chudnosaur my self insert....
>>583234315i will gladly remove my "human rights" if this means having her tits in my mouth and get babied by her daily
You can just borrow my 3* gw parent
>>583230820TachyonCrime and Punishment
>>583234314I've heard something about people in horse statues before
>Reddit Tachyon
>>583234314will the uma universe version also be statues or the real umas
>>583234719I like Cafe too
>>583230820Rose of the World
is it true that Balrog doesn't even like the 'hippity hopity"?
>>583233567wait they close on saturdays there? why’s that?
brain turned extremely sleepygood nighttomorrow will be better hopefullygod I am hopeless
>>583234215>just cope with borrowsI'm pretty sure my parent is almost as good as the best borrow around for what I'm trying to do
>>583234406Glad you understand the assignment.
>>583234824
WE GET FREE SHIT WITH KITASAN RIGHT
>>583234906I dodunno about you
>>5832349067 and nyes4 and nyo
>>583234947based shiraoiki-sama
pisses me off when a curren comic appears on the loading screen
>>583230820The Emigrants
>>583233093Cute Bono
>>583234824Take care of yourself firstDon't go doing anything stupid you will regret later
>>583234883BARK BARK WOOF WOOF
>>583230820Teio10 little neighers by agatha christie
Rice ANTAGONIST should have swapped personalities with Sirius to be more accurate
It's important to train and have fun!
>>583234824schleepy
>>583235232but Sirius is a loser who only aurafarms and seethe at Rudolf
SOON
Rice is a HERO
What does Senior Doto think of the Meisho clan's odds tomorrow?
not bad
>>583230820The Chronicles of Narnia
>>583235607>troona
ryan LOVE
her name is poona
surely they'll win this time, right?
>>583230820Tachyonfrankly I've read nothing but light novels in the past 10 years (I liked Nia Liston so much) BUT I started reading a real book like Harry Potter recently
>>583235492Doto thinks other entries should die. He would kill the irish ones if he could
>>583229805>EU hours just become nonstop kvetching about how they can't play the game anymoreI'm looking forward to it
stallions should not wear those
>>583235924I WANT TO HAVE SEX
>>583235924>>583236080need to have a threesome with them so bad
>>583236080get in line, faggot
wei hours?
is it better to witmax in unity for TT retention, or just make strong umas in grandlive
>>583236119YES>>583236125LINE STARTS AFTER ME
>>583236250witmaxxing is for top 100, just make good horses with goldship parent and plenty golds
Helios spam is the worst kind
>>583236315better than the usual laurel, whorren or creek spam
>>583236250Make strong umas with as much gold skills as possible, while meeting stam requirement
heliosposter is one of my favourites, don't you EVER say that again
>>583236429No one says this
>>583236125>>583236267Why a line? We can all fuck them together and save lots of time
>>583236356Ehi, don't put my wife creek into this.
>>583236429name your top 4
>>583236510
morning
>>583236619morning dude
>>583236250I always just sent my CM umas there and never had trouble to retain (and my CM umas usually were kinda weak since I'm used to be pure umaroller before Tachyon banner). I still have 3 or 4 umas from TB there and retain no problem.
>creek spam
>>583236356Yesss keep making enemies, it will make the day of her banner where no one pulls even sweeter.
Helios is cute but>front
>>583236650creeku is sexo, however
>>583236062really?
>>5832365371. DAHHBY poster 2. TAHBO poster3. Sillyposter4. Helios poster
>>583236687You can play her as a pace. She's better at it too
>Point out a certain avatarfag>The defense force comes out of their holesHilarious how effective this continues to be to prove my points.
>>583236650Zoomers tend to be schizophrenic
>>583236748no one spergs whenever the word derby is mentioned and I think this place died a little every time
>Mambo lost one of their ownThe funny posts will finally return
>>583236823i think the same
>>583236356there is nothing wrong with roreru.
>>583236857DAHMA??
>>583236896except for the one guy spamming sceenshots of her from the event on cooldown
I want to impregnate Creek and have her give birth to me so I can drink her breast milk and become a healthy little boy before being molested by her and become a damaged adult chasing that loving motherly love that can no longer be easily found.
>>583236943Occasionally dama in friendlies!
>>583236943wtf dahbyposter is awake, we're so back
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
Smart Falcon saturday
i need Creek wife that's so clingy and attached to me that i'm in constant danger on getting smothered by her big tiddies and i'm totally ok with it.
>>583235321Who is going to be in it?
The last time creek posting was cool was when it was GAMEPLAY related due to how useful her card is. Now days it's 99% "look how special I am wanting a mommy that treats me like a literal toddler haha"Boring ass mofosWhorren poster are just that, avatarfagging while making dog shit posts, akin to how GoldShip or AGNES were used in the early days of the general.Lauren is literally just >>583236981 related, boring as hell and the most basic of avatarfag.
>>583236771You're quite the defensive avatarfag yourself mister.
>>583237080>opened up a spot to try and lure bocchi back at /Uma/Clubs weakest pointdevilish
>>583237080PLEASE DO THE CAVEMAN ADS
>>583237080right when I applied to another /uma/ club
>>583237309they'd have kicked a bottom earner if that was the case
>>583237368You can just take back your request and I'll shoot you an invite on the spot
Meanwhile, BASED old me, just wants to share cute FAN MADE COMICS with something worthwhile to them, and to annoy the listed faggots above, cuz they make it easy as hell.
>>583237427It's Mambo everyone is a bottom earner
I have never said a mean thing in this general ever
>>583237524https://youtu.be/F90Cw4l-8NY?t=63>>583237492lied no mambo poster ever
I have said many mean things in this general
>>583237492>saying this while posting brown fukusure...
Heliosbwos (2), ovr repvtation...
>filter avoiding faggotry/v/...
>>583237680>>583237615I don't only post machitan>>583237683be nice
>>583237683it still seems intact, bwo
sex seven
V should keep posting Helios
My trainee sent me a picture of my name cut into her thigh, what do I do
>>583237741I'm sorry a spastic is associated with you now...
haha look, bakushin67!
I don’t get the hate for Oguri’s VA, I like her songs.
>>583237881I will practice being nice twice as much......
Enough.Narita Brian.
>>583237842>artist portraying cute uma as future wives and child bearermy weakness. and no I don't mean the preggo fetish shit, but already well cooked children as shown here.
Ex-Mambro here... I wanted to slow down so I left the club without notice, I'm not really having fun playing this game due to being bad, having discouraging RNG all the time in GL, alongside not having good cards at all.Mambo is a good club though.
>>583237909>this is for stamina training, right torena-san!??!
sex seven..?
I wish I was Mejiro Ardan so I could wash trainer's back and polish his rod in the bath
>>583237949I did the same but I was never in Mambo
>>583237920me too, and I still think that the cingray opening is so much better than the uma game solo she hashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJs0rcVwaqwit's so good, it should be her official solo song
>>583237935Why are her rivals children and Hishiama? Is she a fraud?
>>583237971holy shit more like sag seven
>>583237949its ok bro
67 and sex with helios and palmer on top of each other
>>583238054she doesnt have rivals
someone killed themselves over this guaranteed
>>583237920 >>583238049>>583238032god she is such a cute idiot
>>583238271would they livestream their wedding?
>>583238049For me it's https://youtu.be/YExL2ilCMLs because it feels so nostalgic and suparobo
>>583237935I say this and think this all the time
>>583238271still fucked up how season 2 was built around that confession only to get rejected so the girl chase after a guy that didn't even see her as a potential lover.
>>583238337
>>583237949Its okay bro. Would have been nice, if you said good bye, but I hope you will do well.
>>583238384Norn doing the theatre mom thing in this scene is so cute
>>583238384
>v goes to sleep>umama follows right afternyoooticing
>>583238202that character was introduced 1 singular chapter before that, who gives a shit.
>>583237949Grand Live sucks ass and if taking a break is what you need to avoid burnout, then don't be afraid to do just that. Remember that it's just a game, so having fun is the most important part!
>forgot to put mile sparks on my fanrunMy fan gain...
>>583238530unironically what do you do in this situation. please note your response is being recorded.
>>583238516>so having fun is the most important part!Not if it gets in the way of your fan countt. danchou
>>583238634I encourage her to talk about what she finds so frightening, give her some advice and words of encouragement, and then send her back to her own bed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unm5hV4wcX8
>>583238530>>583238634
I like grand concert by they should accelerate more, because playing same scenario for 4 month gets old. Need about 1.5x more acceleration (good pace would be no break between events).
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>583238793Scenarios are only 3 months for us next year (when they got shortened from 6 to 4 on JP)
we need to accelerate faster
>running anything but 3 speed 2 wit is almost always subpar>song RNGWe all hate GL here, right?
When are they releasing the paid inheritance reroll?
>>583237080>a mambro left the club because danchode kept posting about his final solution to the /uma/ problem
>>583238840That would be really nice
>>583237368You can still request a kick. We don't harbor hard feelings here
>>583238637That's why I left though, they can get a better player and someone dedicated enough to get more fans, I wasn't good enough for an A+ club and I know that much, especially during half TP.
>>583238885I concur
>>583239010you were literally a top 10 earner
>>583238634it depends, do i have feelings towards her?I mean if she needs a hug, why shouldn't i give her one?
>>583239254Crown-chan is cute! CUTE!
>>583239254holy CUTE>>583239243a hug never hurt anyone
Are you really going to just.....not log in for 5 days?
>>583238785uma chew
>>583239392Yeah?
>>583239392yea whats the problem?
>>583239095Not really, seeing danchou and the officers numbers made me feel bad since I'm slowing down to the usual 3 million that I usually do and you guys can get someone better like that new guy.
>>583239527
>>583239527YOU CANT POST THAT
>>583239527AYYO
>>583239527You can't post that
>>583239527I don't like this specific chinese woman. post someone else
>>583239527Thought she had a futa cock from the thumbnail.
>>583239601WHAT THE FUCK WHICH UMA IS THIS
>>583239540You know 3mill a day is perfectly fine as is... If that is your slow down there was no need to leave...
>>583239540You were doing even better without double TP
>>583239751https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/108801-satono-crown
Post her stupid boots.
>>583239751daiwa digital, duh?
>>583239751Tamamo Top Gun
>>583239540You would have had nothing to feel bad about. At any rate, just know that you'll always be welcome back.
>>583239527i do this to my bf
no one asked homo tard
>>583239813That was just how I felt at the time, you guys will definitely get someone better. >>583239894Not really.
>autumn saleany change we get a carat purchase discount when playing through steam? not this year, obviously, but when uma goes on for long enough, can't steam strike up a deal for that kind of thing?
1 day left on 1/2 tp. Will you miss URA? You'll never play it again.
The other day someone posted a "very youthful" and totally high school aged uma singing dame dame dameyo song and i can't find it.any anon nice enough to post it?
>>583240225calm down meiya...
>>583240345there are a lot of games I never play anymore and I don't miss them
Shakursisters...
>>583240015Bright love!
>>583240392
I prefer my uma to be magically strong, otherwise having no super defined muscles and what notMore fun that way, plus sexier to look at as I'm not a faggot
>>583240535FUUUUCK I NEED BED BREAKING, SKIN TEARING SEX WITH GENTILDONNA
>>583240614
>>583240285Yes, just look and numbers at umamoe
I prefer my uma to be eating a huge fucking burger
>>583240345I'll have to play it again in the future after I get all the powercreep buhi cards to get that last damn 16k rating achievement
>>583240759yeah like that
>>583240824I got it when Yaeno was busted
>>583240759
I prefer my uma to love big fat cocks
Choose your heaven, /uma/.
Ohayo Torekou!/Uma/ Club is looking for a few active anons that want to join and push for the S-rank skies, or at least enjoy a comfy club with wholesome activitites, club races and events, warm comradery, and lots of banana shoe flinging!~Reply to apply!
>>583240894
>>583240938heaven doesn't suit me
>>583241025HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>583240938acute/bro sex and marriageflashu sex and marriagemurder and death to all creek beta homosexuals
>>583240938Creek if she were just tender and motherly would be immediate S tier, but if the baby roleplay is literal and goes that far then I'm all in on Flash.
>>583241030Marry your trainee
>>583241025>warm comradery
>>583241025You're gonna kick this guy >>583228627 anytime soon?
>>583241025Are you gonna kick the guy not from here?
>>583240975my fat chud trainee can't possibly be this cute.
>>583241206tama gftama wifetama happy sextama baby makingtama family makingtama getting old withtama happy life
>>583241169I don't think that's an appropriate relationship for a trainer and a trainee to have. Besides, Verxina should find herself a man she truly loves rather than plain old me.
Its actually life sized statues what the fuck??? Why don't /we/ get em for ourselves
>>583240651but muscles are sexy
reminder that you will be kicked for flatlining for 5 days
I applied to Mambo once and they used me and dumped me, accepting someone else after telling me they'd be there for me
>>583241296Can you please stop breaking Verxina's heart already? She can't take much more of it.
>>583241279Living the dream
sry bud I prefer my girls to look like girls and not half breeds like your beta male ass
>>583241068>>583241173hi!>>583241183>>583241191that's correct! that random applicant will be removed for an anon!
>>583241372we've changed management since then
>>583241169All trainees get a bit tubby after they retire huh...especially Fuku
>>583240824Just click speed and wit gwo
>>583240114Ok, I'll apply again tomorrow since there's a 24h cooldown if that's fine for you.
>>583233767I always say "cygamesu!" back in the same tone as the girl in the opening screen...
>>583241612the power of communication
daaaisuuuuki na hito yo iiiitsumoitsumade mo sagashite shimaukittooo me ga sametemoo maadaaamaboroshi wo kanjitaimorning!
>>583241315BCC sponsor soon
>>583233767Copa Copa?! Is just inherently fun to say copa
>>583241503So you're gonna let him in the club until you find a replacement from here?
>>583241439its VERY okay when cute girls like flashu do it
>>583241647I like saying it back to her too when Bono says it.
>>583241279
>>583241763I don't want to go to Germany...
post something cute
So shakursister is a mambonian
>>583241678Communication is uncool though
>>583241503>use him as slave labor and then randomly kick them when someone here wants to joinNot learning our lessons I see
>>583241612We've already filled back up...
>>583241808>>583241827
actual homos in my uma musume pretty derby?
>>583241827
>>583241925Anon…You’ve been playing for a full year…
>>583241827mambo...
>>583241865WTF kick that nigga and bring my bro back
>yuri schizo showing up out of no whereoh boy the mutt/sea hours have begun
>>583241889Tsukasa was so best girl it wasn't even a competition
>>583241925Ningen women has to make do since there's a massively superior species
>>583241865Oh, that's cool then.
>>583237949Wait until L'arc.
>>583241372>>583242079/uma/ club is right there bro >>583241025
I'm filing a complaint with the URA for discrimination in the workplace. My coworker told me that I'm only employed until they could find a suitable replacement because my skin wasn't /uma/ enough and that foreign fanslaves are uneducated retards stealing jobs from native fanfarmers.
>>583242060WRONGHaruka was good too.
>>583241865at least wait until the body's cold geeze
>>583241315Makes me wonder how many uma have their own life size statue so far
>>583242148every single main girl was "good too". you can have a favorite, but none of them are truly bad, except for the optional psycho cunt at the very end, but she isn't canon in my book and her entire plot line is hyper retarded and bullshit.
>>583242148You're just a weirdo who wants to kiss the back of a girl's knee...
>>583241865>look it upuhhhh mambwo you might want to rethink who you got in....
>>583242252Weirdo maybe, but no I just like my raven-haired beauties.>>583242250I'll take your word for it, I only watched the episodes of the girls I found visually appealing.
>>583242252YESshe made a cute moan when he did it, too. and the ramen roleplay was hot, she's a freak for (You)
>>583239540You are me leaving my old club a year ago. Top 10 earner, feeling burned out, a new guy will be better than me, don't want to be a deadweight, yadda yadda. Danchou also said to me exactly what mambochou is saying to you right now. I thought exactly like you and ended regretting it at first, fortunately I'm very happy at the club where I am today.Don't ever feel guilty. Your clubmates probably liked you, but it is what it is. Wish you the best, ex-mambro.
>>583242079Join /uma/ club or something you're certainly good for A+ or better
>>583241315>hoyoslop gen vs sovl gen 1 uma
>>583242305>I only watched the episodes of the girls I found visually appealing.A faggy thing to do, however also perfectly valid as the show supports it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAMBO ALREADY FILLED UP WHAT ABOUT THE FUNNY TICKEZO NEGRO POSTS!!!
>>583242492Umm can I have this but with Verxina wife instead...
>all the A+ clubs immediately filled>meanwhile /uma/club faggots have to resort to recruiting from discordtake the L already and drop to A+is smearing what is left of your pathetic reputation worth the extra S rank carats?
>>583239540you can just come chill at /uma/ club for the month and if you feel like staying you can contribute the fair minimum after October is over anon
>>583228492Which one of these horses would be like the horse in that video that ate a chick
>So what did we learn? Communication is the key to successful interpersonal relationships.
>>583242492gentlesoftsquishywife
Thank you, Mambo.Now I can steal that guy without any regret.
>>583242341He didn't ditch his clubmates to join a different club he's just burnt out
>>583242582THE GREY BEAST HUNGERS
>>583242580>/uma/club are desperate enough to take mambo rejects now
>>583242637Grass wouldn't be a seductress
>>583241372Mambo promised me a spot before, but never gave it to me...
>>583242616softandsquishydonna...
well if mambo's chat gets leaked this month we'll know who did it at least
>>583242580you did this to benzo and he hated it so much he never came back
>>583242665He is not a reject and a cool guy. Don't call him that. We would have taken him back, if the slot didnt fill up immeditately
>Satono first released as the shittier support card alongside Kitasan's very desirable card banner>later given a shittier trainee alt, alongside Kitasan's very desirable alt bannerwhy did they do this to her?
>>583242675
>>583242712dancho is a premature invitelator...history never changes...
mambwo..
>>583242837NY Dia is very good though?
>>583242712and you didn't try again? they've had 1-3 spots open every month, what are you even doing?
>>583242837Dia is for sex
>>583242863Shina is so fucking cute, adorable, polite and earnest.But it's so much fun blue balling her and playing dumb when she makes advances...
>curren post>thread quality starts to plummetlike clockwork
>>583242837>one of the greatest jp honses of all time vs some l'arc jobber
>>583242887I was informed that it wasn't that much better than her default, compared to Kitasan
>>583242920many are saying this
>>583242896NTA but I'd be too embarrassed to apply to the same club twice
>>583242641Yeah and so was I, I just left to join a quotaless club at the time. If he ends up wanting to do that too, there's nothing wrong with it.
>>583242883Some things never change >>583242896It was from last year when Tickezoposting was on its peak
>>583243035>compared to KitasanIt's not really fair. Kitasan has three top tier alts
>>583243035She's really good for longs
allen must be fuming right now lol
>>583243136>THREE top tier altsI REST MY CASE
>>583243035Dia isn't bad at all, it's just that she's overshadowed by an uma that they definitely had conversation at cygames about always making good.
How do I unlearn spamming left click while playing this game? Can't believe I'm getting more RSI pain here compared to sc2
>>583242979Dio mioMadonna santa
>>583243096
it's my final turn and I'm low on stam, should I get this hit or get the +21 stam hit? I have a gold, siphon and a buncha whites to give her at the end if needed
>>583243104Mambo is a quotaless club and is very chill so I don't see how your story relates to him at all
>>583243231currensorella...
>>583243201what the fuck is an alien
>>583242731benzo just struggles with coms due to his wondrous intelect. he wanted a break and left instead of asking for one which would have been fine.then he reaplied but got distracted by dangling jong keys (pieces) and couldn't com again
>>583243218at least Cygames made her good in-game, they shafted her hard in the anime. Her victories always felt like a fluke, never the result of overwhelming focus, practice, and talent. And they felt like they rested on a foundation of glass so the bottom could fall out at any time. I did not like Season 3.
>>583243062Jesus christ imagine how powerful and needy her umanko is...
>>583243273Okay bwo. Have a nice day.
Bakushin Bakushin
>>583243341
>>583242492extremely cute and precious Gentilwife
Are you a bad enough dude to take on Kawakami in a game of chestnut war?
Holy shit!
>>583243463Thanks you too
i wish orf had a hair cut
>>583242837yeh but Dia Wit is the GOAT late surger card and all of Dia's outfits are way cuter than Kita's.
>>583243527the chestnut war is coming and it isn't about that
>>583243378her career and story are both hot air thoughno dura is insane
>>583242460
>>583243547this looks shopped
is larc today
>>583243547Thankfully you don't need stamina for sprint...
>>583243360Benzo...
>>583243547>stamina sparks for sprintglue
>>583243618okay, but one final counterpoint (I like both Dia and Kita anyway so I don't care that much)how the FUCK, am I supposed to use Dia's wit card...ON DIA?
I joined Mambo for the drama but literally nothing ever happens in chatyou guys lied to meI just stay for the free carats now
>>583243608
>>583243832You can use Ramonu on regular dia for miles and mediums.For longs.... well....
>>583243856wrong mambo probably
Funny top 3
>>583243832I too have wrestled with this dilemma
>>583243856Maybe the mambogeddon is the friends we made along the way
>>583243258get speed btw
>>583243950anoooooon I was waiting for a reply, clicked stamina, and THEN you replied. you knew
Need fan count run image. Someone always post it when I was outside.Gonna flatline this month again if I could not find it.
>>583243856Be the drama then, mambro. Create your own history
>>583243856but you get exclusive rights to "mambwo..." posting now
doki doki umas like pocky
>>583243527uhhh.......if Kawakami Princess threw a spiky chestnut at me, wouldn't I die?
I love my genius wife!
>>583244045
I expect drama tomorrow if that guy applies tomorrow and a flatliner gets kicked for it.
>>583244045>>583244196>>583244204>danchou's slut
>>583244204
>>583243856I miss fighting with Keb in club chat...
>>583244074I do that and I'm not even in mambo
>>583244204??? jej
>>583244196>>583244204Thanks.Dumping 10 pots tomorrow.
>>583244196>>583244204
>>583243547>stamina clearly editedyou're in luck literally any other blue spark is better for sprint, even guts.
>>583243950>>583244005well I'm giving her serenity, siphon, and corner recovery. should I give her one more white recovery as well or take Triumphant Pulse?
>>583244204>>583244294NVM fuck you
>>583244270that's illegal....
>>583244359Take TP and pray Naties don't cross your way and shot her in the back of the head 5m before the goal with a gold murmur.
hibike fanfare
>>583244531greedy man getting the grandma, the mom and the daughter
>>583244270Hey that's illegal!
>>583244531uhhhhhhhhh oyakodon?
>>583239527you can post this
help these recent posts gave me a stroke
sexpoir city body part
>>583244615
>>583239527What the fuck is happening on Epsatono Island
>>583239527how is this post still here
The Golshi manga is pretty good.
>>583244994why wouldn't it be
>>583245107what do you think
i like espo
>>583245142I don't think
>>583245149Rula is cute. Now post her with the two kind gyarus
>>583243856Mambo was an exceptionally chill club and I have nothing but fond memories from my time there. The drama was exclusively confined to threads.
>>583245337flashu sexoruler sexo
>>583239527>still up
>>583245337Post her crashing out at the game exam
how come nobody likes a fat stupid chud when they fail in life but everyone is willing to love a fat titty faildaughter
>>583245567>fat tittyThat and she is fit and hot
>>583245317If I could go back to advocating for you to getting kicked every month as opposed to this modern "drama" I'd do it in a heartbeat
>>583245317can also confirm
>>583245567>how come no one likes ugly boys like me>but they like pretty girls like hergeeeeeeeeeeee I wonder anon
>>583245721Thats an awfully cute image
>>5832455672d > 3d
Yae
eating victory pizza
>>583245567she's rich and thus her being a lazy fuck doesn't really matter all that much in the end. she's not being a burden to anyone.
>>583245650>modern dramawhat's going on now? I thought Mambo was doing fine under new danchou, which is why the dramafags are so mad because nothing's happening.
>>583244859Reminder: Cold food quickly cools down overheating blood vessels. Take a big oreo smoothie right now to make your headache go bye bye!
>>583245567At least rura still has options.
ummm sistersthe images?
>>583245567ask women, not menmost of men don't really care if the woman is a failure, as long as she has big fat tiddies
>>5832459957 posts
>>583245995FUCK your images! I'm Mutt/Sea hours in a hot minute anyway
GAHAHAHAHA!
>>583245913Nothing's going on now that's why they're mad. By modern drama I mean the erp faggots and all that spamming the thread
>>583245913I think he means modern non-mambo drama like *gestures to the past several months of /uma/*
if we dont post anymore, this thread will stay here forever and we can never move on oh dammit
>>583246117>>583246117>>583246117
hairyumanko.jpg
>>583245913old drama was like>this nigga doesn't play!! fucking kill him!!! DANCHO!!!!new drama is like>everyone must know i sucked three cocks yesterday
>>583246135who the fuck is hairyu
>>583243862She looks like she's enjoying her trainers attention!
