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>Global Game News
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Link your account to Cygames iD
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Current Scenario: Grand Live
Current Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road
Current CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/Good
Current Event: Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg
10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello
10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/2500
10/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 2
10/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O
10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event
10/19 - New Legend Races
10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho
10/20 - New Beginnings Part 1
10/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3*)
10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio
10/27 - New Beginnings Part 2
10/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire Groove
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released

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hi boys

>>583289217
curry bread is always good
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>>583289452
HEY YOU
POST THE ENTIRE /UMA/ APPROVED LIST OF BOYUMAS FFS
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ryan LOVE
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7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her
4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
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It's that time again
Go headpat your trainee RIGHT NOW and post results
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no i am not going to rape him or cage him
stop asking me to kill him while i rape him
fuck off already
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hey
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Sex with hags
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SO. FUCKING. CUTE.
CUTEE.
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>>583289452
UMATISM HAS ONE SPOT
ANYONE CAN JOIN
FIRST COME FIRST SERVE
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>>583289452
Total umadol love
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>>583289657
She will never be scoutable....
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this will be a good thread too
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>>583289709
Why do you like the Kawakami card so much Umama?
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https://jiggie.fun/KM89N8

https://jiggie.fun/KM89N8
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>>583289738
They said the same about little cocon until recently but the leaks say otherwise
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>>583289608
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>>583289452
In lieu of recent developments, Falco, you'll have to gain a couple pounds. You'll look much better that way trust me
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>>583289709
juicing
stam lowrolled during inspos tho

>>583289784
power bonus is op
free prudent as a bonus too
otherwise free energy
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>>583289854
Leek?
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give me
spats
gyaru
gf
now
or gimme neisha thats great as well
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>>583289765
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>
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>>583289854
>the leaks
Vaguepost King
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Falco A Shit
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oguri plappu da
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>>583290012
That is a guy
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>>583289551
feeling very conflicted about this image as I hate maya but am unfortunately really into choking.
anyway the list is just any uma that uses boku/ore+ sei. and yae. and bamboo. and probably more.
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>>583289959
is the new 4chan meta for lazy anons to just call everything vagueposting so they get spoonfed?
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>>583290012
oguri flat
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>>583289909
ganbare
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>>583290012
Tattoos ruin it
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>seatard hours
>ton of 3DPD spam
curious
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>>583289951
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DEJECTED DAIWA TITTIED SCARLET IS ALSO VERY CUTE
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>>583290012
>tattoos
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>>583290012
Gross
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>>583290070
yes, spoonfeed me, i haven't seen anything about these supposed "leaks" anywhere else
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>>583290092


>>583290107
always do
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>>583290057
why would you feel conflicted about her being choked if you hate her?

>>583290056
no guy is that short. she looks 170cm at the absolute most
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>alright I got parents and Kris S borrow, let's make aces!
>SS+
>give up
>give up
>SS
>give up
>give up
>give up
>SS+
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>>583290012
I thought we were done posting this garbage
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>>583289551
start by taking your hands off maya
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im white with a40 eyes
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>>583290160
Teio leaks in her sleep
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post something moe
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Tachyon LOVE
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>>583290234
but shes asking for it
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>>583289452
First rate club Basashi (850734315) has 1 open slot.

We're pretty chill, but with the advent of independent training we do have a quota now: 15 million. If you do one proper auto career a day for your dailies, you should reach this without even having to think about it.

If you want to join, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
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usable but still a lowroll
I hate having 1* cacao on my gps, never get it
more bobo clanking with my borrows I supposeee
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>>583290143
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>>583290376
>even B+ clubs have quotas now
huh
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>>583290357
she would never ask (You) personally because maya is mine
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>>583290345
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Clanker bros assemble! Tracen Academy is in grave danger and sneeds (You)r help! Send in (You)r user ID and 60+m fans/month to join the cause! We pay in Jong, Boardgames and other "activities".
With (You) our victory is assured! KACHOW [cool pose] [explosions]
>A+ club
>optional discord
>IRC yes
>Website yes
>Club ID 139444290
#clublist
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>[-]
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>>583290531
how many cm finals wins do you have with her
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>>583290556
this isn't moe it's eroi
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>>583290567
I wanna see that website
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>>583290556
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>>583290636
4
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>>583290556
NATTIE SEX NATTIE SEX NATTIE MARRIAGE BABY etc you know the drill
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Tamama
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>>583290648
how's this then
>>583290391
holy stamlet...
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>>583290238
I'm white but my eyes are green (cuter than blue don't @ me)
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My wife
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why is nature so unpopular with jp bros but so loved here?
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>>583290012
oguri larp
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>>583290743
Ain't nobody putting they dick in Tamamo
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>>583290804
but what if I kinda agree
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>artist is nothing but pure (tummy) sex
so good
>>583290812
for the same reason amagami is forgotten
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>>583290812
who said she's unpopular in jp
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forgot to do the scout race event thingy twice now
no umadex for me
just gonna do my agp squad
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>>583290812
Ummmmmmmm, Daiwa's skirt is way too short here... You could probably see her panties when's she's just standing up straight...
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>>583290809
shes called pantsu flame because she lies a lot
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>>583290220
>no guy is that short
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Whose "handmade" "chocolate" would you eat?
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>>583290556
Please post the image of Natie going "I wont let anyone else steal my number one spot in your heart" and saying she doesn't regret saying it while blushing
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>>583290952
Ugly uma
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>>583290989
Definitely not Urara
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>>583290998
god you /v/tards are so goddamn annoying boring and gay aaaaaaaaa shut up and get a new schtick that movie is dog shit
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I hate avatarfags, thread celebrities, and AGP trannies.
>inb4 they're the same thing
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>>583290998
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>>583291057
this but also the erp'ers and clan drama shitters
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oh so this is why ppl are doing this strat
not like it matters anyway except for autism
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Who the fuck is her trainer, how can they make their umagirl be in an awful mood in their debut race
I want to hit those fuckers
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>>583291057
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>>583291102
them and the JP Trannies and gosling (avatarfags) are all the same
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I welcome all agp posting that has images of sexy umas attached to it. So basically just the Ardan anon
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>>583290871
my name?
Ain't Nobody
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>>583290497
This idle game is super serious
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>>583291057
How about some Lars?
>>583291105
THANK YOU
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shart fartcum
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>>583290967
Rob Roy is pure. You stop this slander.
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>>583290973
bro its 2026
surely youre not 170cm. how would you even manage that with modern nutrition and first world genetics
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>>583291214
that dumb bimbo earlier got 0 (zero) (You)'s earlier doing her usual shtick
hate her like no other
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WHERE ARE ALL THE SCHIZOS ITT
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>>583291354
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>>583291336
Damn, must've missed it. I always try to reply even if I dont want to really engage in any weird erp.
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>>583290998
i don't have it...
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drama?
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>>583291285
yeah
pure SEX
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>>583291354
my bad, i took my meds
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>>583291317
These trannies love to pretend that they're tiny because fags love boys.
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i'm 5'7" and have been out of the dating scene for a decade. exactly how over is it for me?
umamusume
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>>583291421
Flash needs to relax.

I will destroy her written schedule and take her on an impromptu date.
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Seeing Air Shakur literally makes me puke
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>>583291105
oh someone else had it, very nice
nice nature is so perfect...
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>>583291582
If you're a twink you can still make it
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>>583289608
Impossible. She's the one that pats me
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>>583291582
just date asians or southern europeans
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>>583291295
why isnt sweep more popular? shes cute

>>583291582
Bro its over. every woman under 30 has a height fetish nowadays
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>>583291582
>5'7"
>unc
Bro...
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Dober...
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just end this event already dammit
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>>583291705
>that lone 4'11 midget chaser
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>>583291705
sweep is very popular among SEAsians and nonces
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>>583291317
Sometimes you get unlucky in life and you just gotta deal with it.
And no I'm not SEA. I'm a proud YUROPEAN.
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Is it strange that I just want to treasure Rob Roy without sexualizing her? All these pics people have been posting are just about her tits.
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>>583291582
doesn't matter how tall you are everything is about personality if you want a stable relationship, taking showers daily working out and having a job will help past the entry level but if your personality is boring or borderline unhinged the bitch is not going to stay
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>>583291891
Yes, that's strange.
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>>583291797
You just know Dober really really enjoyed that sex...
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>>583291838
Need Creek..
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>>583291891
Her huge rack is all she has going for her. She'd be more popular if she let her hair down and started wearing contacts
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>>583291705
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>>583291705
It's not even a height fetish, they're practically programmed to bow down to a man that towers them
I know a guy who one was having a nasty discussion with a retarded Karen about taking a seat she wanted at a food court, then he stands up, being like 6.7 feet, and once she saw him towering I can swear I saw her gulping before going all tame about the thing
It's a cheat code
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>>583292013
I'll kill you.
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>>583291838
thats the minimum, probs just forgot to set it
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>>583291582
Depends on your sexual orientation, personality and amount of self-respect.
If you're straight and have a boring personality then your best prospects are becoming a provider.
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>>583291838
Anime Creek is literal perfection
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I want to kiss Luna so much.
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ok done
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>>583292021
shaq and alvarez?
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>>583292187
get in fucking line
also her name is rudolph
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>>583292035
Stego is... sexo?
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>>583291797
bounce bounce bounce bounce
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>>583291705
They should do the same thing but with guys and weight
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okay, i'll just lie about my height and wear platforms. thanks /uma/.
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>>583292212
I only like a third of your 6 personalities unfortunately
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>>583292358
no.......
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>High rolling like hell early on with Cafe
>come 4th in OP race before the fan requirement despite having 500 speed
I'm in the market for a new oshi that actually likes me and wants to win, any suggestions?
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>>583289951
>>583290143
>>583290414
rape is good for you
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>>583292270
Luna is used exclusively by the trainer (me) that is allowed to kiss her womb and fertilize her ovaries
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>>583292335
They did but with age.
https://litter.catbox.moe/6k90dh.jpg
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>>583292297
show me a single uma that can't be made sexy
note that I said "can't be MADE sexy", which means even ryan can be sexy and fuckable
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>>583292381
It's OK, I'm sure you'll find other guys to engage the other 66% of the time
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>>583292336
theyll never know..
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>>583292212
you are not rickey at all
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>>583292467
There is no fixing this. Same with Air Messiah.
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>>583292336
Wear high heels.
At least some women are into that.
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>>583292449
Based
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>>583292449
>that iamge
A FUCKING CLASSIC
>>583292542
Alright fair dream is pretty disgusting I agree
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>>583291797
Dober...
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>>583292526
I need to have a backup one incase a guy I like is on the shorter end
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Can you borrow Team Sirius and use it to get Best in Japan in a clanker run to unlock Commander Spe?
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>>583291549
real?
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>>583292626
yeppers
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>>583292595
Yeah more power to the gilf lovers I know we have itt, but I just cannot put myself in those shoes. The concept of Dream Journey being sexy is simply too alien to me.
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>>583292013
She has other beautiful parts about her.
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>>583292467
her
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>>583292626
no
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>>583291705
>Under 30
That's when they start getting desperate?
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>>583292734
Plot twist. We remove the glasses, and make her LOOK younger, like we make ryan LOOK prettier by giving her a not dog shit hair style.
Problem solved, they both become sexy.
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>>583292615
rickey is not an unfaithful slut
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>>583292390
Dober, Festa, Grass
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>>583292449
>>583291705
No matter the stats females are dependant on males 100% of the time.
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>>583292813
that's when chad starts dumping them
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>>583291891
are you the zrr newfag?
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>>583292880
me neither!
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>>583292390
>drops oshi
>needs suggestions
You never had an oshi
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Fat girls, flat girls, short girls, tall girls, brown girls, black girls, busty girls, no ass girls, rich girls, poor girls, every kind of female can find SOME man willing to fuck them.

Short men and poor men are just fucked.
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>>583292872
Eh, even without the granny glasses you've still got the weird hair and anorexic body. And if you change the hairdo (which I'd argue you really need to as well), then at that point you just designed a different uma.
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>>583292880
Rickey cheats on Hokko all the time
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>>583292970
if you have 5 personalities it means you are dating 5 different men and yes 5 because you are not rickey
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>>583292975
>t. abuse victim
Sorry, relationships are a two way street.
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>>583293048
anorexia is hot
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>>583293071
TARU?!
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>>583292721
>>583292775
please be nice!
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>>583293048
>and anorexic body
Alright fair can't argue that one lmao.
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>>583293076
Honestly I'd argue that if you have multiple personalith disorder then those personalities dating different guys shouldnt count as cheating. Same body maybe, but they're basically different people
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wait why is the thread straight now I thought this was an euro thread
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>>583293000
Yes they will have sex but not marriage or kids. If by some miracle we can get Humamoid Robotics that look like Aegis in 2030 and can talk like her i would be very happy.
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>>583293219
> why is the thread straight
I'm gayming rn
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>>583293152
Yes, you can simply borrow the sirius card and I believe group cards always finish their chains similar to pal cards. The only thing that matters is having a veteran with that gold skill.
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>>583293000
I'm not old and balding like (you) all are though so I'm safe. I'm gonna live forever.
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>>583293121
>thinks he's in a relationship with a fictional character
Schizophrenia is a serious disease
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>>583293202
seems like a cheap way to avoid accountability
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>>583293219
Trannies only talk about games and sex unfortunately.
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>I thought this was an euro thread
NIGGA ITS 32 PAST MIDNIGHT WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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What's her condition?
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>>583293407
Eh I think someone with a genuine mental health condition like that cant be held accountable for their actions. Not that that's really the case here, I was speaking generally.
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>>583293434
on a fucking sunday dude
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>>583293349
thanks. i'm planning to finish the main story eventually but they're really long to read through. since i was going to do a run to do the random g2 mile/sprint in the temp missions, i was hoping i could knock out both that and get the spe unlock at the same time.
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>>583293259
Same. I'd kneel and give my soul to my robotic overlords if they provide me with a cute mecha wife
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>>583293536
bitch it's always peak NA/SEA hours around this time
every
single
fucking
day
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>>583293434
It's a well known fact that every person who complains about '(timezone) thread' doesn't know actually know any timezones
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>>583293525
Never showing up
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So what is everyone playing tonight?
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>>583293525
rotting
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>>583293539
I'm not 100% on the chain being guaranteed on pal cards, but it shouldnt take too many auto runs to get a vetaran with best in Japan if it's random.
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>>583293687
I can't read
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>>583293525
hrt induced melty
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It's Aussie hours now. Were awake!!!!
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>>583292962
Yes I started this game last month and liked Rob Roy immediately when I saw her on the roster.
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>>583293687
Umamusume: Pretty Derby! Independent Training simulator
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Peak
https://x.com/goodsmile_us/status/2106197558619980056
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>>583293612
it's so fucking easy to figure this shit out as well you dont even need any math
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>>583293687
I'm playing deadlock rn
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>>583293775
google has stopped giving me the answer up top when I google "time <location>"
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Show me your team, /uma/!
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>>583293736
Good luck on your rolls newbro
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>>583293736
Then you're based, bless you and hope you get and enjoy your umawife.
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>>583293705
if the gold skill is from the dating chain then it will always finish. i have never not seen rushing gale or refraction arc.
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>>583293687
umamusume, finally got my first ace after a week of playing so I'm riding the good vibes
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>>583293529
if you want to get realistic then someone with 5 split personalities would be in the asylum not allowed to date anyone, so this conversation is pointless
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>>583293860
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FUCK FUICK FUCK FUCK FUCK MUSCLE MEMORY PIECE OF SHIT SELECTED +SPEED AND SAVVY FUICKING PIECE OF FUCK NO ENERGY STARTUBG CLASSIC AWARD
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>>583293884
is it cutscene time or still 1 more day?
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>>583293525
Congrats trainer
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>>583293928
Dober...
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>>583293968
>Google A/B tests displaying different results
wow stop the presses breaking news over here
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>>583293928
ywnbaw.
you are forever cursed to be with manlets.
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>>583293963
I dont think there'd be a dating ban within the asylum (not that I'd know since I've never visited one), but you're right, they'd be under constant care to not harm themselves and/or others. It's fun to theorize though....
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>>583294084
sounds like a (you) issue then
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>>583293712
they're talking about how the latest games have these kind of accessibility features (aracnophobia mode in this case) so that even machitan can enjoy the game without getting scared
Then a spider plops on her and she screams and her scream can be heard all the way to Del Mar racetrack (at least this is what the booru translation tells me, I don't know japanese)
>>583293751
That's also my favourite game!
>>583293954
Good feeling desu, congrats
>>583293847
Are you playing the rat kingu?
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>>583294106
wtf am i looking at
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>>583293991
nvm I hit the training
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>>583294004
still 1 more day
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>>583294183
Cancer
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>>583293931
Oh, nice. Never borrowed Throne before for my autos, only Fuku, so I wasnt aware whether group cards had the same gold skill privilege. Good to know, thanks!
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>>583294185
I love this adult women so much
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>>583290012
If woman and this flat - HOT!
If man and those hips - still HOT!
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>>583293991
>>583294185
always click hello when the training is <50%
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>>583294106
Teao WILL win the japan cup
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>>583294182
playing Pocket to get enough wins in order to enter ranked
Umamusume Pretty Derby
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>continously getting shafted on a 20% Speed uma with Kita+Tach 3 Speed
I feel sick
This should be impossible
Spark RNG is bad enough
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wahey
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>>583294390
I love her sweater puppies
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What's the deal anyway? How come pal cards give you their skill 100% of the time in auto but normal cards give you their gold like 10% of the time?
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>>583294106
Bottom left is super cute
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>>583294106
for what possible reason could bubblegum fellow be related to panama?
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>>583294462
mwahey
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>>583294486
theyre mad they have to support you and your waifus training

it should have been them
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God run DaSca
Got everything except groundwork
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>>583294512
It exists but no one cares or remembers
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>>583294106
bwoludo...
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>>583293687
still last sleepoch
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I love my genius wife!
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>>583294429
she does carry.....
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>>583294641
give that back to spain mambo
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the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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>>583294408
I don't think many are saying this but I still agree.
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>>583293687
watching the (continued) downfall of a certain YTer, otherwise I'd be playing some EP1 Racer or TransFever3
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>>583294745
nyo...
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>>583294568
wah
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uma most likely to force me to watch reruns of pawn stars and always quote the intro word for word?
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>>583294950
nice sloppa sausage fingers
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I swear I saw a UF3 Taiki before but now I can only find the UF1 that's been floating around
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Biggest horse cock Uma?
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>>583295023
Oops I meant UE3/UE1
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>>583295043
Ace has perfect-sized breasts??
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>>583295146
in fan art she does, yes
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what time tomorrow est is the l'arc?
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how are the umas supposed to masturbate when theyre stuck in a dorm with others all the time? theyre growing girls its unhealthy to be constantly blueballing them by putting them in dorms
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>>583295261
GOOGLE
FAGGOT
USE IT
ITS EURO TIME
CONVERT IT
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>>583295350
>masturbate
They walk to their trainers' dorms.
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>>583295350
you realize plenty of boys grew up going to boarding schools
>>
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>>583294693
That's my wife on the right
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>>583295146
they could be bigger
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>>583295261
11am
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>>583295350
have you never live in dorms before retard they just masturbate each other or when their room partner is not home
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>>583293886
>>583293930
Thanks. Gotta raise her for CM20 asap.
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>>583295502
I just masturbated in the bathroom wtf did you really just chance your dormmate walking in on you
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>>583295350
sesbian lex
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>>583295502
wouldnt the room partner be able to smell it once they return though
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>>583295502
>masturbate each other
am i missing out??
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>>583295495
you're wrong bwo...
also theres a winning live tomorrow?
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>>583295629
smell what?
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Hmm
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>>583295660
>Qatar
what
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>>583293687
crimson desert, but I go to sleep now
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>>583295797
they're the sponsors
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>>583295797
saudi blood money
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>>583295629
Imagine how often Taiki would get back to her room and the entire room just stinks of Dober's pheromones cause she spent all day masturbating to men
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>>583295616
>>583295635
you guys never had sex with your dormmate?
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>>583295851
>>583295945
why would france let a century old cultural heritage be rebranded by some islamic state
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stop talking about guys having sex it makes me hard
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>>583296032
money
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>>583294950
>I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
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Support Chain Event Frequency is really working : )
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>>583296032
Reread the third word
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>>583296032
money
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>>583296032
money
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>>583296032
money
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Which Umamusume would find Looney Tunes the greatest thing ever made? Which Umamusume would find Who Framed Roger Rabbit to be garbage?
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>>583296074
It still works?
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105 wins ww@
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>>583295974
is that the kind of thing dober would do? didn't know she was a pervert
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>>583296074
go ask your bf for sex or masturbate idiot
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>>583296165
>>583296143
>>583296120
>>583296091
https://youtu.be/ETxmCCsMoD0
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>>583296095
I would just kiss Chrono Genesis without permission while cumming in her umanko raw on a dangerous day instead of paying attention to the show
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thanks daily pulls
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>>583296032
Famous French soccer player Kylian Mbappe delayed his move away from (Qatari owned) Paris Saint Germain to Real Madrid until after the Qatar World Cup after being invited to dinner by the French President.
France sold themselves to Qatar ages ago.
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>>583296095
sovl..
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>>583296283
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>>583289738
You can't scout other trainers' umas...
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>>583296074
heeeeeeeey any news on uma live?
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>>583295797
Qatar owns France
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>>583296354
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>>583296303
That sounds like rape
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>>583296470
>>583296283
I wonder what happened to Verxina
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>>583290497
As far as I can tell we're the only B+ club with a formal quota.
Its mainly just there because I like having concise requirements. I don't like saying "flatliners will be kicked" thats too vague for me. I don't want the people I kick to be surprised by it, otherwise I'll feel bad about doing it.

IDK how the other B+ /uma/ danchous decide who to kick, but even though they don't have a formal quota like I do, they probably have an informal quota of at least 10mill per month. By which I mean, I cant imagine that any club member (that isnt getting special treatment) who earns less than 10mil in those clubs wont get kicked.
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>>583296663
She orgasmed with heart pupils so it's making love
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>>583296032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y&t=46s
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>>583296661
slow dancer best uma
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Yae
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uma most likely to pull out a yugioh card and show the crowd before a race?
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>>583296492
I live under a rock so I wouldn't know...
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no one asked /a/turd
no one cares for your shonen shit
jojo hasnt been good since s2
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Golden Wind is the best Jojo part.
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>>583296979
>>583296857
I'm very low T so I couldn't reply properly
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>>583296979
part 4 & 5 were good THO
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>>583296818
uma most likely to have a weak overly sensitive quickshot umanko that cums within 1 minute then feels embarrassed and apologises about it?
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>>583296848
Stop making me want to fuck Cheval
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you guys are the biggest retards on this site
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Equinox was a pussy who dodged foreign races
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>>583296928
There are no nigger umas
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my favorite season better than your favorite season
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no gw award..
at least this d*ck (build) works pretty well
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>>583297089
I would marry josuke no question asked
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>>583297158
can confirm I am one of these
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>>583297039
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>>583296879
mating press
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>watch video about bbq
>fuck
guess im getting bbq for lunch tomorrow
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>>583297108
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>>583296191
Tamamo Cross because she has younger siblings and would appreciate the humor and slapstick. Maybe Daitaku Helios wouldn't appreciate WFRR because she is a zoomer.
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Horses are our friends and we should treat them well in return
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>>583297371
I said stop it...
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>>583297224
post d*ck and give me kissies please
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>>583297158
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>>583297394
friends with benefits?
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>>583297414
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>>583289608
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>>583297342
bbq is low calorie because they cook it for so long that the calories get burned off in the smoker! eat as much as you want!
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umasumi
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A room maybe 2
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34373115
34373115
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>>583297586
never wake up again retard
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finally
endcloser great grandparent
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People only like Cheval for her big breasts
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>>583297380
This is false, Bourbon wouldn't cockblock torena
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>>583297543
No you SICK FUCK!
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>>583295796
Cute...
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>>583297418
here you go~

call me a good girl for your second request first <3
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the f*t falco image might be the first image i filter
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>>583297669
If I was torena I'd be having never ending sex with Bourbon
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would you eat her food?
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who is the canon smelliest uma
the one that stinks like cheese mixed with vinegar after a run
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>>583297557
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>>583297179
KAWAIIIIII
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>>583297640
spurt doko
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>>583297543
Mods, kill him
You should know by now that sex is WRONG and EVIL
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>>583297798
God she's hot
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>>583297586
always wake up SMART PERSON
>>
it begins
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>>583297786
(You)r oshi. I know from first-hand experience.
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>>583297819
inari comes with it and also only like 3 of the endcloser cards I'm going to eventually build her with
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>>583297763
many are saying this
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>>583297586
wake up nice and refreshed genius
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Sex with Yanko in exchange for donuts
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>>583297736
i don't know if i can say that... hazukashi...
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umas don't stink
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>>583297929
flower wouldnt smell
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>>583298029
Teio bouncing on my cock
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Do you know why your fingers have gaps between them?
It's so there's space for your trainees fingers when you hold hands
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>>583297586
umasumi
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>>583297763
A significant quantity of individuals have claimed this to be their opinion on the matter
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>>583297902
>>583298014
stop samefagging your own post it is pathetic
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Why is V mad at the Helios poster
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>>583298092
Clearly you're doing something wrong.
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>>583297616
Fatwa tanks the triple murmur LETS FUCKING GO.
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just realized it's already been over a year
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>>583298158
I don't know but what I do know is that I don't give a shit
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>>583298029
sweepy would refuse to bathe though
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>>583298158
he counters his bakes and calls him retarded for fucking up the op text since (rightfully so)
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>>583298227
Bro...
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>>583298158
/v/ died and their rage reincarnated inside him
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>>583298158
V is mad because he is short and SEA and needs to take his anger out on others
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>>583298227
Sadly I have seen videos of her cribbing, hopefully they can manage to entertain the great golshi somehow
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Wait hang on, when did they start saying Christmas? I didn’t start reading the story until today
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>>583298018
totes fine! I'll be here when you work up the courage to~
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this is why you got kicked btw
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>>583298457
Aiee this is not culturally inclusive
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>>583298398
AHHHH *rapes uma* *pants* whew it's over...
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>>583298474
uuu.... *sniff* okay...
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>>583298317
I don't think he counterbakes, but he fixes V's shitty OP text
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Getting KFC on Christmas night with your trainee and spending the holiday together
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>>583298195
>8 front runners
Now those are contrasting supokas, one is a whale and other F2P. I recommend rebuilding that bourbin to a UG9, her growths are so sexy anything below UG9 feels criminal in my opinion.
One more room since there seems to be interest
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STUPID PIECE OF SHIT WASTE OF OXYGEN
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>0 rainbow summer
it's like I never left mant...
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>>583298705
don't say that... she did her best...
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I woke up really wanting to wash Stego's hair and the feeling hasn't gone away 12 hours later.
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>>583298668
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stegosaurus
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>talk shit to random *poster*
>blame V
>eight schizos come out of the woodworks to shit up the thread
works everytime
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>>583298957
V is literally online tho
>>
uma&co Jakub
>>
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>>583298957
V is a concept rather than a person
In a way, we are all V at some point in our lives
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>>583299036
and?
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played transport fever while clanking runs, I see I didn't miss anything besides the usual dogshit
good night /uma/ tomorrow will surely be better
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>>583298949
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>>583298702
>7 fronts
>oonige suzuka won
huh, second wind would've been nice in this situation but its just too risky to pull off.
Thanks for joining anondacchis
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>>583299116
I'm not hearing anything
is it just me
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fih
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>>583299143
why are you playing games/genres you clearly do not enjoy?
good night bro
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>>583299235
Thanks for hosting, seeing an oonige win is so kino.
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>>583299142
Delusional
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man i still need to do this
how many cards in stam/guts do i need to pull this off with independent training
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>>583299185
Ok I'll breed you and our children
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>>583297640
Setting aside the fact that this doesn't have Spurt, how is this an end closer GGP?
Literally the only spark here that is for ends is Early Start and that spark is low priority.
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>>583299235
>december domination ogli
IS HE BACK?
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next bread will be yakisoba
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Are you the schizoest because you're V? Or are you V because you're the schizoest
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>>583299358
yeah i think you are
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What skills should I take on Pace to fight mass Fronts? Nothing that depends on being part of the front pack like order<=3 or 4?
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>>583299437
no
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>>583299250
catbox is completely down i think
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>>583299389
the correct answer
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>>583299512
its so fucking over......
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Why is uma&co nowhere near S rank with umama in the club now
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>>583299497
is this the return of pace pump
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>>583299674
because they're retarded thinking they could get S lol
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>>583299497
put pump on your pacers
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>>583299674
why do you care?
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>near the top of the win rate in umalogs for my team comp
i'm feeling it now bwos...
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>>583298840
SHES NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH FUCK THIS IS MY LAST BORROW I'VE SPENT TODAY AND YESTERDAY ALL ON HER
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>>583299497
MPB if you believe there will be lots of fronts (20 cms in a row where this doesn't happen)
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>>583299497
Just build an end
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>>583299674
because allen didnt commit. he pussed out and umama is now a "casual" player who wont be earning as many fans it said in club chat
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>>583299752
because you keep telling us you want to be S rank so explain yourself
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>>583299724
>>583299737
What's that? I think there was a Pace gold that activated in the back, Shatterproof or something?
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>>583299839
nobody is telling you that but a bunch of thread schizos (You)
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>>583299290
...but I did enjoy it, luv me tycoon games
by missing anything I meant in this thread
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>>583299674
highest earners only sitting at 40m is quite slow for farmers
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>>583299872
It's a midrace skill
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>>583299872
pace pump
it's pump... on a pace
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>>583299910
I know reading english is hard for you but it's readily available in the archive
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>>583299839
yes anon, every anonymous post is from umanko danchou himself
legit case of schizophrenia
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>>583300047
This isn't supposed to be sexy... WHY IS IT SEXY
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>>583300041
ironic you say that since you failed to understand my post
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>>583300041
>believing any post is real without actual verification
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>>583299235
Can anyone post the winning Suzuka? I can't believe she's a Runaway, seriously.
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>>583300146
its a mystery
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How Can Posts Be Real If Umas Aren't Real
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>>583298702
I'm happy with her set of skills. I've been using borrows on a 3-1-1 mcqueen for days so I kinda forgot how to 2-1-2, only started training bourbon today but she's already usable I guess.
I'll go back to mcqueen and taishin then bourbon if I have time left. I want to train sprinters
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>>583300214
that isn't what irony is, thanks for proving my point
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total dramaposters death
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Uma&Co is going for S rank this month
t. danchou (real)
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uma&co discord on high alert today I see
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rape is funny
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>>583300326
retard
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>>583300047
Stego is so cute.
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I need more of these
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>>583300339
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Uma&Co is going for S+ rank this month
t. danchou (real) (real)
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>still TWO (2) whole months before i can pull on a support banner
my carat needs a release.
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>>583300375
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>>583300613
Your snacks?
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>>583300613
Have a snack or two, it won't hurt
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>>583300678
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Mambo is going for C+ this month
t. danchud
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>>583300815
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Uma&Co is going for SS+ rank this month
t. danchou (real) (real) (real)
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Stegoposting is good posting
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The swedes are getting silly
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I'm going to blow my brains out (real)
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>>583300753
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>>583299987
>>583300009
I tried putting in "pace" or "pump" and didn't find anything.
>>583299813
I don't know what MPB is but are you telling me to not get it?
>>583299821
Should I? Pic related is my ace.
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>>583300861
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* here
uma&co is going to the moon
u**** is busy working under my desk
danchou is cute and wish i could fuck him
you should believe everything you see on the internet
total dramafag death
stego is cute
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I love Rice
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So close to usable
and yet so far
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>>583301001
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>>583301000
MPB is Moving Past, and Beyond.
Dober's unique.
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Autis/uma/ is going nowhere, you're all free!!!
t. ryan danchou (REAL 100% not bait)
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>>583301028
He's V!
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I told you >>583289386
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>>583301068
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>>583301000
Just throw in mayano or golshi and it will work, just in case you get unlucky with fronts.
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>>583301000
>I don't know what MPB is
Moving Past and Beyond, triggers on a late-race corner if you're 5th or 6th position. It's usable against front-heavy lobbies, still a pretty difficult gamble though.
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>>583301208
Silly tail!
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>>583301208
you got too many bwo
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>>583301186
Seeing timezone changes in real time is kind of shocking every single time.
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>umamusume thread
>umamusume are posted
>some fags think it's a bad thread
Off yourselves tranny tourists
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when did people start saying tranny or troon instead of fag or faggot
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>>583301331
I have even more unnumbered or uncropped Stego screenshots in my steam screenshots folder. But I'll stop now.
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>>583301418
>tourists
newnigger...
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We should catalog all the timezones
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>>583301418
Hope you slept well
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>>583301418
the best part? HE bitches while not posting anything of relevancy to the thread, ever. he is only here to bitch for crying sake.
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>>583301475
unironically I think it's a sea term
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me irl
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>>583301418
don't engage
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>>583301475
Gay people are alright
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>>583299419
Cause >>583297985
And the 3* long 2*power I got with those whites
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>>583301491
Catalog the ones where they are not here
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>>583301475
SEAsians trying to fit in
>>583301572
Gays call people faggots all the time
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>>583301032
2 blue 2 sprint on a good parent? You take these
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>>583301491
>>583301602
>complain about time zone
>they are part of it
Lmao
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>>583301480
I'm literally out of (easy to find) images, so I'd appreciate it. Figured you have a shit ton, but the file-names are nutty.
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>>583301602
'He' usually starts posting around 8:00 PM UTC
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>>583301542
oh what the fuck i get it now
V posts Almond because Umama is Kitasan...
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>>583301475
troon is a really old SomethingAwful thing (goon + troon) that broke containment
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>>583301475
we have plenty of unironic fags here and troons are next on the pecking order
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Is /uma/ racist?
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>>583301964
only against indians and filipinos
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>>583301964
it's complicated
racist against skin color? no
racist against behaviour? yes
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>>583301723
>(goon + troon) = troon
I don't get it, you repeated a word
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>>583301720
how brain damaged do you have to be to see pixels of attractive females and go UOOOH THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE THREAD PERSONALITIES
get help.
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>>583301223
I was told to run 2 Dominators along with my ace though.
>>583301235
I was trying to give Victory Cheer and Angling but those won't work with lots of Fronts right?
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>>583301964
Of course, we're all fans of races and racers
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>>583302037
>racist against skin color? no
keep telling yourself that
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>>583301964
You're talking about a thread where the average BMI is 50 no nobody races here
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>>583301964
The only "people" I'm honest to god racist against are Mainland chinese, indian and indos. I have more respect for your average brazillian and mexican brothers.
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>>583302079
noticing patterns is actually a sign of intelligence
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>>583301964
I don't like your timezone grrr angry
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>>583302079
hit the nail on the head, nice melty
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>>583301987
Pokke doesn't have all that
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>>583302079
yeah bro just ignore the other dozens of schizo posts talking about them
only get triggered by my harmless post
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>>583302037
That's called xenophobia
>>583302178
Average Japanese chad
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>>583301659
it's a grandparent
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>>583301964
I'm a minority & my favorite Uma is __________
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>>583302301
He would be Japanese if he added he also really hates Koreans
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>>583302252
I gave it to her, took a while though
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>>583302397
I'm white too!
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umamusume..?
ngl I haven't seen a single good late-end uma /here/
post em
help your bros beat the front menace
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>>583302408
I thought Koreans hated Japanese with a passion, and Japanese loved Koreans especially their women, and raping them
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>>583302487
I'm an American minority not a French one sorry
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>>583302145
You're silly if you think that isn't a thing, or a blatant twitter tard.
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>>583302509
Why would we play that game
It sucks and can play itself
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>>583302509
>longslop
Let them have the scraps
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>>583302509
everything is a cope against the frontpiggies
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>>583302557
It's vice versa, my japanese friend's dad is ethnically korean and even he hates them
I've noticed japanese zoomers mostly hate the Chinese and Nigerians though
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>>583302178
hong konger detected
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any point in completing the umadex from the event (like past 50)?
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>>583302562
I can't believe you're straight...
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>>583302509
You know what to do
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>>583302693
>japanese zoomers mostly hate the Chinese and Nigerians though
Considering all the Nigerian gang trouble Japan is into, yeah. Different generation, different problems.
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I want to be in an abusive relationship where my trainee dictates who I can speak to, see and what activities I'm allowed to engage in. I also want my all my meals to be made exclusively by her, uma for me?
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>>583302693
I guess we can add Jeets and Pakis considering the events from this year
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HFC (holy fucking cute)
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>>583302676
Late is the whale style bro...
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If you're not a frontkek you have the obligation to run a murmur uma to kill them in the current longslop. If every honest players unite against fr*ontfags, we can thrive
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>>583302825
Exactly, most of the koreatowns are pretty integrated now and adhere to Japanese customs/language
t. lived there for a year
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>>583302745
The question is whether to build her unique as mid-race speed or to gamble on Triple 7
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>>583302912
i'm running 2 fronts and a murmur
what now?
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>>583302942
They should import some of their fellow koreans traditions, like the love for roofs
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too much coffee and now it's past 2am and I'm not even tired
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Is it possible to get a good run without LH? I'm tired of that BITCH
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>>583302912
sorry teio, I'm sending you as a front to fight the frontcuties
good fucking luck
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>>583302557
older koreans absolutely despise the japanese.
older chinese too.
older japs still believe in their superiority.
the younger generations across the three don't really seem to give a fuck about the history. culturally, korea seems to be leading while china is the big dog economically/politically. japan is in a rough spot but they tend to buddy up with korea+taiwan as an opposition to china.
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>>583302942
So much has changed, since Yakuza 2... The Koreans are the good guys now.
>>583303043
Or the cops should start cracking down on THOSE GUYS like they did on the Yakuza
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>>583302912
>murmur
Taking debuffs is the ultimate fag move, I only triple ace
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>>583301124
ORE WA AUTIS/UMA/ DANCHOU
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>>583303043
With the way their elections are going it might happen. There was just two shootings in Kobe I think
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>>583303075
you're just asking to get fisted in the ass.
LHs high highs are massive especially in junior year, clutching several +20s can lead to very stupid starts.
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>>583303147
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>>583303106
The government just increased the monthly foreigner tax x20 so that might do it
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>>583303234
sex
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>>583303209
cute daughter
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>>583303305
as if silly things such as TAXES ever stopped gansters
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allen. cut the fat. s rank is slipping away
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>>583303106
>japan and new york were better plances when the yakuza/cosa nostra ruled de facto
This says a lot about society...
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Ahoy!
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>>583303417
They got Al Capone for tax evasion
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>>583303417
taxes are the last boss of crime
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>>583303542
That's all they got him for
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>>583303542
That was in good ol MURICA, and not about some Nigerians. EVERYONE fears the IRS, even the JOKER does!
>>583303510
Sure does
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>>583303518
unironically think those two could rock pirate alts. And have lines bickering about witch one of them is the captain
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>>583302087
>I was trying to give Victory Cheer and Angling but those won't work with lots of Fronts right?
Yeah it's basically a gamble. If you think you won't get any fronts in the lobby Victory Cheer + Angling is great. Otherwise MBP.
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Just 6 more days and I can finally have her
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>>583303650
And they should rape me like pirates would
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>>583303621
I think that's what inspired the RICO act granted that was passed in 1970
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>>583303789
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>>583303789
we'll miss you after you die of drained essence bwo....
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>>583303836
No that was all John Gotti's fault
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>MPB on a pace chaser
You're telling me a pace chaser in the 5th position can catch up to the 1st front? I think it's very unlikely, even it procs it will lose to a backliner. In this case just run a late surger or end closer.
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>>583303925
Ah you're right, forgot about that. Guess I need to rewatch the entirety of the Sopranos again
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>>583303657
Should I get all 3?
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>>583304013
not any pace chaser
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>>583304024
Watch Michael Franzese's videos on youtube, he's a real ex-capo with a whole wikipedia page
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>>583303794
Dober, what the actual fuck?
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>>583300753
what about umas?
be an umaroller!
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>>583304267
DONT KINK SHAME YOU FAGGOT!
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>>583304013
I think the logic is
>assume 2 to 3 enemy fronts
>so minimum of 4, max of 6, maybe average 5
>backline will probably be less likely to get to the required position by the time the ult should proc
>paces have a better chance because they're already so close to the front
But I'm no mpb expert I just theorize from ignorance
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>>583304013
He wants to play pace, there's no better option
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>>583304145
A friend told me to do that a while ago I'll do that right now, I recently went to Joey Merlino's cheesesteak restaurant. It's legit
Umamusume
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>>583304013
this has never worked and will never work in actual cm
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>>583301031
I love Rice too!
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>>583304471
Mafia talk should be legal in this place
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>>583302252
she will after I'm done with her
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What's the most efficient way of testing same umas? I have 7 Kitasans here and they have pretty similar skill/statlines. Does Hakuraku let you test more than 3 of your own umas? Last time I checked only the main 3 is recorded
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>>583304352
did you just follow a youtubers meta guide or some shit? other than ramonu (which is kind of retarded to roll on) it sure looks like youre some metacuck
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>>583304551
If the yakuza can support the jra the italian mob can too
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Club and dancho power rankings?
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>>583304729
My club is number one
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Operation: "Do your best but not too much" ONLINE
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>>583304729
ranks aren't stable for a little while longer
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>>583304669
don't know if hakuraku can take these, but you can put 9 of the same umas in practice rooms
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>>583304729
All I know is that Mambo is at the bottom
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>>583304669
run them in the new hakuraku race sim
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>>583304673
>did you just follow a youtubers meta guide or some shit?
no. The only advice I took was from /uma/. I asked who the strongest fronts were likely to be because I main fronts, fell for a bunch of propaganda along the way, and decided on VFujin instead of Christmas Palmer. I might skip Red Kita because 3 version of the same uma is a bit much.
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>>583304729
The best club and danchou is the one that spills the most tea
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my danchou could beat up your danchou.
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>>583289696
You lied, we have 3 open spots...nobody is joining.......
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>>583304527
That's great!
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>>583303657
If I do run double dom and stack all front debuffs, can my Pace still proc those two uniques? I'm still unsure on these conditions and position stuff like how and when certain styles make their move.
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>>583304881
mambo is strong
what other clubs can stay at A+ with zero quota
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>>583305096
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills

you can look up skills there.
look at the conditions since the descriptions are not always the best.
"show conditions in the viewer" gives you an explanation.
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>>583304729
the thread will seethe but uma&co and their danchou are the strongest
time and time again they have proven they can fill 30/30 despite the thread pressure they don't give a shit about anything
also their danchou has the most plats here so it was over from the start
>inb4 you are uma&co
nah i'm not even in a club from here
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I go goon to dober for TWO HOURS and you guys burn through AN ENTIRE THREAD SLOW DOWN
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>>583305240
Not those but the style AI.
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my danchou, allen, is 6'5, black, and has a 140 iq.
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your anti-front card, sir
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>>583305118
/Uma/Club had no quota last month and hit S anyway. A+ isn't impressive
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tired
lowrolled on S + FL run
gonna make spaghetti
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>>583305323
Allen is a based black man?
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>>583305096
564 can activate too late and most front runners are using midrace to create most gap, so the velocity debuffs won't do much. Better take mm + all seeing eyes, or replace a debuffer with a backliner/pace that wants to be further back.
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>>583305275
>also their danchou has the most plats here
how many would that be
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>>583305275
>nah i'm not even in a club from here
Prove
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Who is Allen
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>>583305096
I'd lean more towards victory cheer + angling then. Reasonable amount of players are playing lates/ends + debuffers. A lucky pace should just automatically win in that scenario. Just accept the loss on 4-front rooms.
>If I do run double dom
Double murmur is the true villain here, almost every hakuraku replay show umas dying even from a single Murmur proc
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>>583305359
CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX CHUD SEX
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>>583305428
a 6'4" mulato with an IQ of 130.
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>/uma/club hates negros
>allen is doxxed as a black
>suddenly blacks are based
NYOTICE SHEEPLE THEY RUN THE THREAD
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>>583305423
14 lmao.
Just proves how shit the rest of Uma&Co is that they think 14 is a lot of plats
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>>583305458
thanks
I look like that
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>>583305428
Our favorite Alien, Neo-uni!
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>>583305358
/Uma/Club had no quota last month and kicked an og member anyway.
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>>583305556
KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES KILL TRANNIES
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>>583305458
My trainee keeps shouting this when she's horny
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>>583305632
lel
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>>583305412
I asked that but people said ASE will never hit and MM is useless unless I bring two, which I don't have.
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>>583305358
>>583305614
/Uma/club literally has a quota
>Noooo it's not a quota you just get kicked if you don't earn enough fans it's completely different
suck my cock dude
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>>583305614
Cafe needs more kick
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>>583305668
That's * except sea
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>>583305756
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>about to be 20 CMs deep
>if you're not retarded then you've qualified for A-finals every time
>you SHOULD have at least six (6) plats considering it's just a 1v1v1 toss-up
(You) do have at least SIX, right anon?
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This guy is a hero
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>>583305541
Is 14 little now
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>>583305684
Don't bring ASE.
>MM is useless unless I bring two, which I don't have.
Get Murmur + Dom and hope you get queued with another Murmur and hope that it also doesn't kill your uma in the process
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some of you niggas need mental help
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>>583305830
Bwo that'd doxxing
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>>583305860
>some
>SOME
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>>583305830
he's eating bro
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when are we removing /uma/club from the club list and black listing them?
they literally recruit from discord and behave like reddit negroids
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>>583305898
bUt he's nOt FrOm HeRe
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>>583305817
I have 3, despite qualifying for A finals every time (except for my first).
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>>583305830
he's filling up his plate(s) bro
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>>583301601
Yeah but again that doesnt make it an end GGP, its just a GGP that you plan to use for an end closer in the future.

Also for GGPs the blue spark is irrelevant, and a long spark isnt that useful for end GGPs either. Maybe there is some uma I'm forgetting, but I cant think of any End GP candidates that dont already have Long B or higher. You really want Dirt and Mile pinks should be your priorities for your GGPs.
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>>583305817
that's literally me
group A finals every single CM, 6 plats
very casual player
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Real women are kinda gross
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jakub is in uma&co
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>>583305838
If you have less than 11 plats you're a shitter!
t. 12 platter
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>>583305961
/uma/srael is our greatest ally
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>>583305961
See how they stir the conversation to somewhere else and play all innocent next time
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>>583305973
That's even worse, you're doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxing random people
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>usual suspects awake
>sudden anti /uma/club propaganda
way too obvious
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Are there any useful cards (for Arima Kinen) that give Nimble Navigator?
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>shitting on any club is fun
>except /uma/club, then it's anti propaganda
NYOTICE HARDEEEER
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>>583306232
Bro your sparks?
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>>583306161
Who the usual suspects
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>>583306232
ZRR
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>>583305961
the fact they kicked umama because she is too escentric really makes you wonder what kind of normalgroid is part of that club
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>>583306232
Fine Motion
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>>583306161
>disparaging remarks about THIS one club must be manufactured
bwo...
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>>583305843
Yeah that was my original plan. Guess I'll ditch my Tachyon and redo my Nature.
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>>583306232
Wit teio! (At mlb)is pretty decent
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>shitpoop guys are awake
>sudden gay club propaganda
I'm gay
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>>583306161
nobody likes you
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>>583306320
Mystery
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Nibble Navigator
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while we're on the topic on club drama, mambodancho please kick one of the bottom3 and bring back my nigga lj
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>>583305838
It's not little it just isn't a big amount, I have 11 or 12 and I consider myself to be average at the game. I'm sure there's people with more than 14 plats here
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>they get attacked
>they try to deviate the attention
>get caught and keep silence
>immediately someone tries to derail the conversation from them again
I TOLD YOU /UMA/CLUB IS THE BASE OF OPERATIONS OF DRAMA
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For me, it's Dacchis
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>>583306912
Real question is, what are you gonna do about it? Nothing.
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>>583306868
14 is indeed the biggest amount ever reported here followed by someone from /vm/ having 12 or something around that number
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>>583306862
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why doesnt allen kick ayumu
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>appears out of nowhere
>fucks the dialogue with zoomer lingo
>"happy holiday"
nothing personal kid
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>>583306912
we have known this for months bwo just keep calling them out on it
you can tell they are fuming and seething right now because their club is sinking
they deserve to fucking die for being normalgroids and having a black danchou
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release the umepstein emails
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>>583307147
going to cry? does it hurt your fefes?
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ohoo look at that the schizo is back
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>translation schizo
>club schizos
it's always these hours without fail
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>>583307049
/vm/ has more than 12, I think I read a guy or 2 there had 14 plats a while ago.
We had people here with 11/12 Plats after the first set of Zodiacs. 14 is definitely not the highest number here
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>/uma/club is being attacked
>allen's reputation is damaged
>quick! deploy the trannylator schizo bomb! that'll distract them
So obvious
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What did Bright mean by this, what did Dober mean by this
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>>583307095
ayumu is the spirit of the club, the keystone keeping everything together lest it fall to barbarism. he is the guiding light in darkness
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>>583307256
you are not very subtle /uma/turd
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>>583306862
That everyone? Me.
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>>583307147
so ugly
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>>583307286
>12 Plats after the first set of Zodiacs
That means a 100% winrate. We would surely know someone here with that status by now. Calm down bro
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>>583307309
Bright could smell Dober's pheromones lusting for torena
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>>583307450
DONT POST THAT ARTIST YOU DEMON
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reminder: if your account possesses a 100% platinum rate then a saudi prince WILL pay millions for it on the gacha account black-market.
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>>583307497
Are you blind or retarded? 11/12 is not 100% win rate
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>>583307518
BUT THE STUBBY ARMS ARE SO CUUUUTE
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>>583307601
@bourbok make her fat
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>>583305817
qualified for A finals about 40% of the time
Won 2.
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>>583307503
imagine the smell
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>>583307770
She's not a cow like Dumb Fatco
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>>583307450
>>583307638
I need to make a happy family with this mare...
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>>583307613
Do you even read your posts? You said 'first set of Zodiacs', it's 12 races. Phrase it better next time
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It might be a strange question, but which of Uma's hairstyles is your favorite?
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>>583305359
was ok
we like learning

>>583308017
still's I think
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>>583308017
himecut enjoyer
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>>583307770
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I dunno what to do since I finished my aces so im just fanrunning on loop while playing JRPGs
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>>583308138
Making Aoi and happy meek into my women
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>>583308138
I love when she watches me and Aoi have sex
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>>583308017
>>583308138
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>>583308210
that's how I envision dramasisters
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>>583308007
11/12 plats after the first set of Zodiacs is not the full set of Zodiacs. If he got all 12 I would have said he got the full set of Zodiacs not 11/12 of them. Hope that helps
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>>583308210
dios mio....
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>>583308017
shichi might be a bitch, but goddamn is she a beautiful one
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>>583308017
Maruzensky, Creek, Suzuka, McQueen, Ardan.
>get more specific
I CAN'T
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>hit 200 carat cap already
That was fast, but not fast enough before the banner reset which half TP URA ends on. You have only like 7 hours after day reset to hit the 200 cap
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>>583308017
Fine Motion or Taiki
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>>583308017
rigantona
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>>583308226
gamer hooves...
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>>583308017
Inari One
I want to stick my hands in there
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>>583308017
Dantsu Flame
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>>583308210
delete this. please.
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>>583308017
Pasa, Taiki, Taishin, and Hayahide.
My favorite is Pasa.
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>>583308210
curren after she gives me 3 kids and 30 years of marriage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQrBIsNv48o
>some literal who's ranking uma video popped onto my feed
>click it for giggles
didn't disappoint, normalfag fans are adorable
>"no one lewds Nishino Flower"
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>>583308017
Bright and Maru
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Should they be doing this?
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>>583308735
desu
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>>583309007
>>583309007
>>583309007
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>>583308735
I'm no one
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>>583308805
kill yourself
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>>583308226
I just came to this pic



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