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ryan LOVE
7 and i post my cock4 and you post your cock
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>583307638nyoooo stop the cute chibis aaaa
7 and curren whore explodes
Lewd Nishino Flower!
This thread will be wurst
I love Dantsu Flame and would give her all the carrot burgers in the world
>>583309141Shiraoki-sama is a dramasister though
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
>>583309367enjoy your meds bills
>>583309367IT HAPPENED
>>583309367HOLY SHIT
>>583309007raisu
KIIIII MIIIIII TOOOOO
>>583309367finally
Tachyon LOVE
>>583309413She's burnt...
>>583309367He did it
>>583309367
>>583309367Finally...Congratulations anon.
Stupid sexy Bakushin
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12308762>This way you'll never forget about MachanI mean..... she's not wrong....
>>583309507She can't help it
HASHIRI KISOI GOAL MEZASHIHARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSICZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO OMOIYUME GA KITTO KANAU NARA
>>583309535i prefer the other cursed machan image
>>5833093674 and this is undone.You will never reach the Fuku.
>>5833093678 and this 7 don't count.
>>5833090917 and you kill yourself instead
>>583309637>7it is ordained
>>583309637>7
>>583309367Go make her happy
when are we removing /uma/club from the club list and black listing them?they literally recruit from discord and behave like reddit negroids
>>583309637>7nit on Shiraoki's watch
>>583309637
>>583309629well? you gonna post it or what?
ANO HI KIMI NI KANJITANANIKA WO SHINJITEHARU MO NATSU MO AKI MO FUYU MO KOE NEGAI KOGARE HASHIREAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHOURI EEEEEEEEEE
why does anyone care about this club shit? You trade shoes. Get it over with.
>>5833093677 and you have 20 kids and live happily ever after with Fuku
>>583309697TRVKE
>>58330936767676767676767!!!!!
5 leak the new v and umama erp
>>5833096617 and Cowakami owes me paizuri
https://jiggie.fun/KM89N8https://jiggie.fun/KM89N8
>>5833093677 means you'll be happy for the rest of your life.
>>583309769Schizophrenia
>>583309535zamn
>>5833098307 and your penis rots off
7 and you all shut the fuck up
>>583309769because they are shit stirrers that deserve nothing good happening to themthe day /uma/turds die is the day /uma/ will begin to heal
>>583309750vagueposting is more fun and it would be like the 3rd time it got linked
>>583309697we bully them into renaming as r/uma club or erp uma club first
>>583309769Because my club is better than yours desu wa
I want to seek her pussy.
>>583309769We share a thread with indonesians that REALLY need the monthly rewards
7 and the next uma posted will be my wife
If we remove /jew/ club uma&co should also be removed for being a degenerate den for discord faggots. It's only fair
>>583310024
Yeah I think I'm satisfied with this lineup, maybe I'll remake that bourbon or squeeze something more out of opera O later once I got my own parent with front runner sparks. Now lets do 2 or 3 rooms643577376435773764357737
SOON
>>583310054TRVKE
stop fighting please
Taiki Shuttle
>>583310165So true! Thanks for being the voice of reason!We can really count on you to be a leader
Why does no one have a Machitan
post something green
tldr on last thread?
immediate defense force deployed to salvage /uma/turds reputationbe more subtle next time don't mention other clubs trying to throw them under the bus in our place
>>583310249
>>583310165
Last thread went by without a single mention of rape, proud of you /uma/
>>583310054Fine with me. Remove UmaDash and Bricked too for discordfaggotry as well
7 and golshi rapes the next poster
>>583310323
>>583310054remove all discordclubs from the OP
>>583310324I see no problem with that whatsoever. Discord is the root of evil
Delete the clublist altogether. Nobody even follows it anyway
>>5833103857 and Golshi rapes you4 and Golshi rapes everyone in the thread to death
remember when GETS used to mean something?
>>583310323We should fix that.Rape is funny, actually.
>>583310559
7 and all other 7-posters off themselves
>>583310532least obvious umachan poster
Why does my trainee insist on wearing strange new racing outfits? I thought she loved her original racing outfit.
>>583310609I think you should get this dick in your mouth
Kawakami a qt tho
>>583310614The answer to "rape is fun?" is very telling of who you are
>>5833100606/9
>>583310559reroll.odds and golshi kidnaps me, but no rapeevens and golshi kidnaps me with rape
>>583310471Wasted Maya image for a non-nyooticing post.
>>583310609GETS sucks I'm a fan of POSTing
>>583310851Shitty Programmer Humor is down the hall and to the left
>>583310662That's concerning, she might be suffering from an urinary infection, I saw someone who got very weird after that.
Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe
>>583310809There is no more nyoticing, the time for action is now
>>583310662it may not look comfortable to us, but as long as she feels swifter when running, then it is our duty as torena to thoroughly inspect the outfit and consider it for potential adjustmenta to their training plan and running style
>>583310901What time
>>5833109017 and Japan wins it4 and Japan never wins it
My name is Mohammed and I am Islam.Give me three Uma wives.
hello
>>583310901how many more hours?
>>583311024eughh
>>583311009what now...
>>583310901when is it happening?
>>583311024Ahoy!
>>583311012Can't, none of them are pre-schoolers and are stronger than you.
>>583311070who will tell him
Uma Musume?
>>583311024hey
>>583311034Less than 12
>>583311121
>>583311079>>583311148hail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOlqeiHKtLgim so ready
>>583311239ew, violin
>>583311239based, violin
>>583311274ew, a faggot
tfw you will never go to bubblyland with maruzensky
>>583311274based, a faggot
>>583310054>>583310324>>583310465Theres nothing wrong with using discord then the game filters most of the words in the chat
>>583311239You're never gonna guess the nationality of the composer
thinking you're being funny there, bucko?cuz you are, even made me chuckle.>>583311414>japs hired a french to make the song for the french tracknoooooooooooo... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat...
>>583310060Long A still rapes with 1 debuffer. I want to give thanks to the anondacchi who bought in their own ny opera o. Inspired me to make a frontrunner out of her.Last room983816119838161198381611
FRANCE SUCKSHATE THE FRENCHSIMPLE AS
I like Fuji Kiseki because she's hot as fuck.
>>583311381why are you chatting to your clubno words are necessary
plz uma club 480570392834tamalove onegai
I'm indifferent to Fuji Kiseki because she's not my type
omelette du fromage
>>583311523quota changes, cm strats, pull plans and results
Do you think you will live to witness the Japs winning l'Arc?
oh CM is in four daysmaybe I should actually try and build something instead of doing endless fan runs
>>583311575we we baguette baguette! with salted butter
>>583311679Hopefully in the next 12 or so hours yes
I cannot escape the Lust of Fuji Kiseki
>>583311679unless I die tonight I think I may, hope I die tho
>>583311805edgy
so borednothing to watchbc season 2 just came out I guess
how long long frog races
Guten Morgen
>>5833093677 and Shiraoki-sama join in as well
>>583311861Ace combat 8
>>583311861I bet I won't give a damn, but fine. What the fuck is "BC"? ML S2 is out as well.>>583311952Morjähn.
>>583311861Her arm is going to be really sore when she wakes up trainer should tuck her in
CHEAT impact
>>583310324UMADash doesn't have a dicksord, retard
>>583309697>>583310471>>583309697Mambro...
holy shit the uma lineup after NY Kita is stackedhow are you supposed to save for meta cards
>>583311993hmmmmmmmmmmmm nyo>>583312002black clover>>583312059TRUE
I need Meisho Tabaru to win in order to secure the dominance of the Gold Clan forever.
>>583312101>black cloverCould've hardly disappointed me harder.
>Preteen boy gets to sing alongside (assumingly) beautiful high school umaI wonder what was going though his mind
>>583312101Who the fuck sleeps with their alarm clock in their bed
xitter can't spell Falco's name correctly...
1600 speed was a mistake
>>583312198where do you put your phone at night
>>583310901>>5833109017 and Japan wins
>>583312198Students
>>583312160it has tasteful edge okay
>>583311525I really don't think danchou is going to be kicking anyone this monthmost a+ clubs are full or have something like 40m+ quotas, so you could try to join one of the b+ clubs with an opening
>>583312236On the charger on my bedside table like a normal person
>>583312236on the fucking desk.>>583312215neither can you>>583312271you bore me, grass.
7 and Japan loses, but Meisho Tabaru gets REALLY close to winning, even closer than Nakayama Festa.
>>58331227340m you can do in your sleep. Literally
>>583312294Do you wear glasses
Anyone just feel like they don't care about life anymore? I feel like I have everything but also nothing at the same time
>>583311468Double murmur and Fatwa tanks itThanks for joining anondacchisTwice that bourbin holds the lead but 1st got stolen by a tiny margin, you can squeeze more out of that Bourbon I'm sure of it frend.And it didn't really occur to me till now but NY Opera O gets 3 greens from the get go for this CM. She's made for this. Winter runner innate, nonstandard distance from an event and front runner savvy from LH. And thanks for reading my blog.
gently rub
nonnies don't know how close i am to ending iuttsarhufewhnaseop
CAM ON TERRA
>>583312372Just die please
>>583312372I'm sorry you feel that way, Hokko. I think you're a very cute umadol so please don't be sad.
>>583312372you should go to hokkaido to fix that
>>583312372Just get more stuff
>>583312372>>583312440you losers bore mestream it like the chads of old or shut up
SHOUBU SHOUBU
I believe in /ourmare/ minnie hawk instead
>>583311992Like... does she just manifest herself or do they take turns in fukus body?
Why are you wearing my shirt, Bourbon?
>>583312273Danchou should kick some of the flatliners
Not pictured is Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might, Firelight Level 4, and Racing Spirit Stamina.Can I defeat Shen Long and stand a chance?
>>583312559Will never catch me cheering for a mick
>>583312440>>583312372
>>583312273the a+ club /uma/ club has 3 spots
When do I log in for NY Kitasan
>>583312676maybe if she swapped that wit and power
>>583312728Tomorrow
>>583312437cute>>583312527AAAAAAAAAAA
I love my genius wife!
>>583312649what flatliners
don't kill yourselves
>>583312578My eyes are up here challenge rating 10
>>583312425Thanks for hosting. I'll just accept my defeat at this CM.
>>583312773Please put more effort into your gaslights
>>583312809Kill everyone else?
please kill yourselves
>>583312767I... CAN'T...
>>583312813pretty easy when you can identify it as slop from 20ft away
>>583312809Shan't
>>5833126897 and you're gonna eat ypur words once the race ends
>>583312559tuah
>>583312649There was someone looking for a club yesterday with 150m earnings last month that we could of scooped up
>>583312917>7>emo hoursTHIS DISEASE IS GETTING WORSEI COUNTED MY BLESSINGS, NOW I'LL COUNT THIS CURSETHE ONLY THING I REALLY KNOW I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHTI'M BURIED BUT BREATHING IN REGRETYEAH
>>583312676Looks good to me
Just cum until you don't feel like dying.
>>583312957
>>583312917>7e-eh??!!>>583312957make up your mind, shiraoki you whore!
>>583312917>7
>>583313053Can confirm this works
>>583312951Don't care she still looks hot. Bourbon always looks hot.
>>583312825Its not as if every frontrunner out there has more than 900 stam + a gold recovery, pretty sure that every single greedy nyagger will get their comeuppance against double murmur. Here's how my umas look if anyones curious. The fucking debuffers in this thread pissed me off so much I can't be satisfied unless my aces are tanks.
>>583313250is that—
>>583313053Tru
>>583312372On behalf of all Ayabe fags, FUCK OFF. That is OUR niche.
>>583313250>Anus hairGenuinely disgusting
>>583313250
>>583312372I started watching the latest RLM Best of the Worst and I feel better nowShame there's no crossover art who's the Rich Evans of umamusume?
>>583313352your niche sounds mega cringe and boring
>>583313013DANCHOOUUUUUU
>>583313448*rapes you*
>>583313250>slightly hairy buttholeperfect
>>583313389>26 results>it's mostly the chair meme https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=redlettermedia+I mean, I guess, but man people are boring.>>583313521*kills you*
>>583313250awful
super retard herewhat happened with Forever Young and L'Prix D' L Arc?
>>583313448I didn't choose to be like this
You really don't speak for me mongoloid
>>583313647ebayan was not running well on the simulated practice tracks, so he withdrawed
>>583313612>>583313658i don't see how that is my problem, mr boring cringe
finally soundposts are back
uh oh avatarfag melty
>>583313647Larc is at 8 AM Eastern tomorrow and FY isn't participating. Admire Terra is our guy.
>>583313715so who do I support tomorrow thenI was supposed to masturbate to Ebayan tonight before he ran tomorrowfeels bad man
>>583312372This will cure you
I'm an insecure faggot
>>583313826Ayabe would say this
>>583313783have your choice between tabaru and terra, but neither have una designs yet, thoughever
>>583313780>>583313715More like forever fraud amirite gamers
Torena....
>>583313796I have the sudden urge to visit Tomakomai
>>583313826true
>>583313906if the other twin survived, she wouldn't be like this
>>583313917He won an American G1 a few weeks ago so convincingly I thought it was some kind of prelim when I saw it live, so you tell me.
>>583314023>if the other twin survivedhuh?
I no longre fear quasimorphosisI embrace it
>>583314054Ayabe's whole shtick is having a dead twinKeep up
>>583314054did your eyes and ears just stop working for the entire duration of her movie
>>583313826TRVKE
>>583314106>>583314145>paying attention to ayabeslop
>>583314086based SSETH
>>583314054ayabe's whole character revolves around her racing for her twin sister who died during birth since their parents had to choose between the two of them. either that or it was still birth. point is, ayabe feels responsible for carrying what would have been her sister's dreams of racing
>>583314054Ayabe's main character trait is being haunted both figuratively and literally by the ghost of her aborted twin sister. Have you somehow still not watched RttT?
>>583314169so that's a yes
>>583314086>>583314173It's funny how you can ALWAYS tell when some yter made a video about something
>>583312425The same bourbon with higher speed and stam goes UF1 but that's irrelevant during mid race. I think it's fine, it's just gates and modes being life and death on this trackBourbon's kit is heavy on the first half of mid race so she can get away at the expense of firing everything with it but Mcqueen is later half so she gets blocked by fronts leaving overtake mode very often and thus loses position. I'll just get luckier
No one actually likes Admire Vega and her ugly mug
>>583314054She got isekaid
>>583314173>>583314272Don't reply to me secondary retardI was playing it in EA way before he made a videoI even read the novel way before the game was madeKys
>>583314331I bet her twin sister would be cuter
>>583314362>>583314272ok SSETH here
>>5833116957 days*
>>583314362>oh? you think its funny? WELL SHUT UP YOU SECONDARY!>btw I'm super special and unlike you or anyone else!god you're insecure holy shit
>>583314353beautiful and kind donkey vs evil and rude donkey
Hey hey people
>>583312372Same. I just made the concession of killing myself after my parents are gone, but for now I'll take care of them.You should look for something like that
>>583314467My favorite is Ayabe how could you tell?
I've never watched any of the anime nor have I read any of the manga
>>583314362Wonder who made this post
>rice nigger>absolute horrible postnever fails
mennnnn~~~~
>>583314697I have more respect for people that don't watch (recent) anime than ones that doanime people consistently have dog shit takes, and yes I know that's ironic to say on 4chinz, but also proving my point
I watched the OG anime a month after it aired, and then forgot about the series until the release of the global versionI literally remember nothing of S1 now that I think about it, should watch it again for the first time
7 and the frog turf gets one last watering before the race, for good measure.
>>583314804So you're a larper
I think that all of you need to die.
cowboy umama be likeyarrhaweugheerotting 6 feet under
>>583314804>anime genwunner I want /v/ to leave
>>583314943cowboy umama bouncing on Vsomeone post that one discord log kek
>>583314787I say this
>>583314939Give it time
There's a snake in my boot
Today I washed my hair after not bathing for like a week and I've been playing with it all day it's so soft and silky.All of you bald anons would never understand.
>>583314923Same normalfags who were making fun of weaboos are now the people who call you a larper for not watching isekaislop
>>583314787-ishuki?
>>583314943cowboy umama with V at brokeback mountain
wow it has been such a buono journey so far! ive done many BIG trainings to prepare my BIG oshi for the next CM but im not satisfied with the current results but its good that im able to get buono consistencyhow are your BIG trainings going? is everything buono so far? good luck and keep it buono!
>>583315040
>>583315150I just got mine cut today, so they put some stuff in itIt's nice
>>583315194
>>583315194how can I watch these without the JP app, any desktop viewers?
admire vagina
>>583315307youtube
>>583315379but I wanna customize the lineup
Rape is funny
>>583315438Many trainees agree
>>583315438only when its femdom or lesbo shitanything else is beta male power fantasy and boring as hell
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MYEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
>>583315535this is the perfect tit size
>>583314697all of my posts are quality
>>583309007giving rice and bourbon all of my love
>>583314787She loves them
>>583313285how do you hit almost 1000 stam??
why is V spamming Ayabe now?
>>583315781Prove it
I'm kinda built like this if you squint and ignore the fact that I don't have horse ears or a tail. crazy how that works.
DAREMO GA ME WO UBAWARETEIKU KIMI WA KANPEKI DE KYUUKYOKU NO AIDORU
What are they drawing?
>>583315849that's a cat
ウマ娘
>>583314787DOUKOTE!!!!
>work the whole day selling fish>get home>clean fish tanks till midnight>can finally play uma >remember I have to watch kino at 4amI'm tired
admire prega
>>583315849you are also a man on HRT
>>583315934Dober's drawing herself being destroyed by all her fans in a row in a special meet and fuck event without protection and one lucky fan can become the father of their childrenDigitan is drawing Dober's ass
>>583315987Beautiful
>>583315934digitang: thighsdobah: feet
>haha quirky me i look like this haha lolboooooooooooooooring
>>583315934toreuma rapeumatore rape
HURRY SOMEONE POST THEIR COCK
>>583316194You're just jealous
Satty
>>583315253Those are nice bonos. My trainings? Not so buono...
>>583316250
>>583316292Satty rhymes with fattyFatty like her tits
>>583316360Is that a famous bbc?
so what did we learn?
>>583316194Too many trannies here
We never learn
>>583315935>>583316030I can be whoever you want me to be bbg
>>583316414Everyone hates cryers, tanukis, and babydachis.
>>583316414Cowboy umama is lame
She loves to show off for the men
>>583316250https://gofile.io/d/Z0o821y8
>>583316481bee urself
negro umama?
>>583316569>
>>583316678>he opened itFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>583316678
>>583316292Dia sounds cuter
How are they so perfect?
>>583316710>he doesn't open every single link posted on 4chanis like you want to miss out on the coinminers
>>583316756Rich families can afford the good shit that allows them to remain young and fertile forever and live for more than the average person
>>583316678https://gofile.io/d/uFbpbp0Lthat always gets me
>>583316756Meni shuki Dia chipping away at my sanity by being lovey dovey
Was hoping to at least get second but the moment I saw two twin turbos I knew there was no way I was going to get anything higher than third. Oh well, I'll try and prep better for the next CM (and still lose because I'm shit).
>>583316834I mean yeah but she was born with that perfect rack. They're natural.
yeah i'm not opening it this time
>>583316756
>>583316902Of course. Rich families love eugenics
Anon barely contained his cocklust! Sugoi!
>>583316879>no cockGAY
>>583316937How can you train her while being horny 24/7?
>>583316950Everyone loves eugenics, you're just not allowed to call it eugenics anymore
I honestly thought playing umamusume and being a gay retard would be two completely non-intersecting circles in a venn diagram but somehow an anon still surprises me.
>>583316996Because she's actually not that erotic during training. A personality can be a huge turn off if you're stuck with her every waking day
>>583317042Yeah, and not all of us have the resources to creat human GMOs
>>583317050trannies and FAGGOTS will literally inject themselves into ANYTHING that's straight, even uma, blue archive and whatever manga/anime that's literally nothing but straight./a/ has a huge problem in this regard for a damn reason.
>>583316996Jack off everyday, multiple times even
>>583316896GL next cm
Eugenics are a fundamentally stupid practice and every brand of it that has ever been attempted has just been ego tripping brought to its extremeUmamusume Pretty Derby
>>583316896What? This is the LArc CM? How the fuck is Twin Turbo good all of a sudden?
>>583316996Imagine how good it's gonna feel to slowburn for 3 years and once you propose have the cutest nastiest make-loving night, just to live the rest of your life as a receptacle of her perverted, nasty, kinky lust, eternally fueled by her teenage horniness being unsatiated
>>583316975posting my cock would be too easyteasing is way more fun
If we had eugenics 4chan, reddit and most of twitter posters wouldn't exist.
>>583317152>right_handed_demon.webm
I can't believe that I've fapped to Satono Diamond.
>>583317142What about Baki, the manliest, straightest thing in existence
>>583312728>>583312728>>583312728Wyell???
>>583317238Every time there's a CM with no debuffs someone runs a turbo to fuck up the pace of the race or to eventually block someone else. You can even accidentally block yourself with your own turbo.
>>583317292There was a time once
Yanko has the best body in the game. You know it to be true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHocVRUlvkkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEyBFg3E_dI
>>583317342Lmao, but what difference does Turbo compared to other bignigs?
>>583317201Uh oh dysgenesia melty
>>583317332Check the schedule in the OP. It's even written there so you don't have to check the image.You can log in at new day on the day the banner comes out, but not at banner reset. Then 5 days later log in.Or keep your eyes on the thread 2 weeks from now.
Be sure to be there
>>583317492Bet on what cope he'll put next when he lose
>>583317465Turbo has better early-race than other bignigs. It's mostly used to benefit other pace chasers
>>583317465She hits the Turbo BLAST! and everyone rushes to keep up
>>583317639>>583317726Interesting thank you very much. Do you guys actually built her to win or low stamina to run out of gas early?
>>583316896Better luck next (if there even will be another longchamp CM) time...
>>583317492I'll just follow it with the thread instead of putting this annoying guy on the other monitor.
>>583317292whoa, no way! thanks for that super neat fun fact anon, I would've never guessed that to be the case!
>>583317726TURDO BLASTOut her ASSBecause she's SHIT
>>583317848
>>583317829It's a wonderful thought of a magical world that could have existed...
>>583317887I genuinely forgot she exists. Easily top 3 ugliest uma.
So basically pace and late are really bad choice for next cm right?
>>583317887Don't listen to them. I like you and I would care for you and consensually rape you
Here's your good pink and blue sparks at last, loopabro
>>583317487I'll leave it to the threads then
>>583316879show the cock i want to see the cock i do not care about the rest of your body show the cock i want the cock
>>583317606he already prepared the cope in that post only had one fast learner and little time to prep
>>583318072Lazy
Kitasan Black is so cute
>>583318136Violence is not the answer!
>>583316879looks like shit honestly. victim weight.
I'm gar for Archer
>>583318105Too busy with the gf
>>583318021Consensual rape is still rape
>>583318340Tom Holland bros....
>>583318340Kek oompa loompa settled for some 3/10 bitch
>>583318340it still fucks me up that hes prettier than she is lol
>>583318340she must have a great personality
what did she even mean by this
>>583318340Good for him.
>>583318221King looks like she's about to pee herself.
>>583318579You just know
>>583318579Genuinely trying to think of a non-lewd reason but I can't
>>583318579mentally sound people do not say this
>l'arc has a winning livedo they make the horses dance?
>>583318754duh
Stop trying to fuck Satono Diamond. She is practically a child!
curren is a WHORE
>>583318587Hot
how will doto RIG the larc for the meisho clan?
>>583318579>just imagine my tiny little handsIf Curren were to compare her hands with mine I'd probably faint from all the blood rushing down and she'd notice.
>>583318963SHE'S SO FUAAAAAAAAAAARKING COOOOOOL
>>583309104I just want to say that this is my favorite ritual post.
I have come to the correct conclusion that xog on xog violence CMs are better than longslop
>>583318579>>583319068https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12155883
>>583318906I'll succeed during Christmas
>>583318579i thought the whole crazy and slutty thing was just an act but she really is a crazed slut, isn't she?
stop posting pregnant umas please the rabbis keep crawling out of my sink and telling me ill never have that
How many hours until Japan lose at LArc again?
nana-san...
>>583319491
>>583319243
GLORY EYES DONNAKAGAYAITA IGYO DATTEMABATAKI SURU HIMA MO NAI MAMA OIKOSHITEGLORY EYES HIRAITA ME WA SORASANAIWATASHI NO AI TO ANATA NO AI GAKASANARIATTE SEKAI O TERASUSTAR NI NARUGLORY EYES ITSUKAYUME NI MITA IGYO DATTEMABUTA NO URA KIENAI MAMA YAKITSUITEGLORY EYES HIRAITA ME WA NIGASANAIWATASHI NO AI TOANATA NO AI GA KASANARIATTE SEKAI O TSUKAMUSTAR NI NARU
>>583319906Why is she like this
>>583319906>he made eye contactIt's over desu wa
>>583318963I'll shove mine to Mayano alright
>>583319905I shut the voices by listening to the music I'd play in our house to express how much I love my umawife and umachildren
>>583320127This post loses it soul when you know that Almond Eye is the Xog of the current JP Uma meta
>>583316393
Mayano Top Mom
>>583320308Why do we only have jong rooms?Why don't we have poker rooms?
>>583320610>glassescute
>>583320040
Aoi and I's wedding was such a happy day
>>583320212Please stop I already want to kill myself enough
is this true?
if I had a dictionary containing every expletive and every curse of every language and perfect ability to string the words together in an unholy lashing of tongues, I would not be able to express even a fraction of my hate for grand live.
>>583320751First world problems
>>583320683
>>583320584come on man I was facing people using super saiyan 7 El Condor Pasa and frontrunners cheating with the PDM abuse, can I get some credit at least?
>>583320735>play the gamethey don't
>>583320735they're just like us...
>>583320815Now add rice shower ears.
>>583320854They say they do all of that but surrogate their entertainment to the words of streamers and sloptubers who did that on camera
>>583320683who invites their ex-girlfriends to their wedding?
>>583318579
3 speed in a long cm feels like cheating
>>583321097You didn't read White Album 2
Another trainer declared himself my rival and wishes to see me brought low, yet his trainee hasn't even placed top 5 in a G3
reminder that the uma with the biggest soul and heart defeated the biggest villainher heart of gold and radiant soul instilled fear into the dark villain who couldnt get close to her due to her holy aurablast away twin turbo!
>>583321236I played the first one
Confess your sins
>>583317492@VF status? if our schizo can win then a 95% WR player can win too
>>583321325I actually didn't finish that one but I don't think they get to marriage at the end of that one
>>583321330I told my trainee I'd accept her feelings once she graduates
>>583321275And how did she achieve such a victory? Through random acts of kinda nice
>>583321330I'm writing a fanfiction featuring umas whose campaigns I haven't read
Imagine School Days with umas
All of my parents AND grandparents have both Groundwork and Ignited Spirit WIT white sparks, at least 1 star on all of them if not more. I am properly activating the spark and acquiring it during independent runs. Why the FUCK am I not getting both white sparks for the run?!?!?!?! And on the exceedingly rare chance that I do it ends up with a fucking 1* Guts spark. WHY?!?!?!?!
>>583321330I haven't done a manual run in three weeks.
>>583321330I have not read a single trainee's story and just skip everything to train aces or farm fans
>>583321474
>>583321415Verxina tore!!!
>>583321474Only if the animation is as goated as the 0verflow version
>>583321330I don't read any of the uma stories or anything from the events. I just fast forward through everything.I don't watch the concerts either.
>>583321330I spent my free uncap crystal on an event card
>>583321330I haven't done a manual run since auto came out. Idek how long ago that was.
>>583321474isn't that what happens with every umamusume team?
>>583321650I think I've done a couple manuals but it's mostly autos.
>connecting>connectingHoly fuck fix your shitty servers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gkaeNSvZwoThis is what happens when you let your weeb son name your horse. Nice NSM proc though.
>>583321650>>583321784Don't you still have to do manual to make aces?
>>583321730you don't know how deep school days goes
>>583321864There is a better horse
>>583321330i stole my trainee's tights...
Devilish
>>583321930>trainer john HARAM
>>583321920I know that in the games, the protagonist also sleeps with his girlfriends' mothers
>>583321730I don't remember an uma killing another uma and cutting off her trainer's head for a relaxing trip on a NICE BOAT
Less than 9 hours to the arc...
>>583321478It's 20% base +2.5% chance to spawn a white spark per parent with the spark. Only noticeable in the long run
>>583322039It didn't happen to you?Man, talk about unlucky
>>583322019His own mom too.And she loves it.
>>583321998Microskirts, hot pants, crop tops, pasties, g-strings, slingshot bikinis, highleg leotards, reverse bunny suits, micro bikinis
>>583322019it's more the fandom around itthis guy went to prison for having cp on his hardrive and became gay
I don't think I have the pieces of the puzzle required to make pace chaser festama work even as a jokeSR wit cards simply do not have enough juice
>>583322135His skin color tells me he's a criminal, so I believe it
>>583321930I prefer Austrian Painter
what happens when there's no fronts in the lobby
>>583318474Like hell she isIt's just your retarded hormones speaking, bitch is a solid 2/10 while he's like 3.5
Any YT channel will be airing Arc live later? I would prefer that over the usual Kick channel.
>>583322181>>583322135THAD THE CHAD
>>583322135That's my boy Mad Thad
>>583322039>>583322236I'm glad some of us remember
>>583322135>Mai Waifukek
>>583321930>Skibidi "hasn't won a graded race" Rizz
>>583322336cringe rizzlet no gyatt
>>583322336Skibidi Rizz is not a beta cuck, nor is he a fluffer
>>583311665>pull plansJust roll for who you like it's not that deep
>>583322291I rarely go to /a/ anymore but I do swing by from time to time looking for new things to read.I've been here way too fucking long and I feel like I'll die here. Oh well, happy 23rd birthday 4chan!
>>583322223thats what i said. hes prettier than her.
>>583321871Do you? I just run auto on GL
>>583322586Sorry I misread your post, in my defense I've just tested a pepper spray on myself a few minutes ago
>>583322532>I've been here way too fucking long and I feel like I'll die hererelatable as hell
>>583321330noi have no regrets
>>583322532I'm drunk and long live Thad and /uma/
>>583320683KILL HER RAISU
>>583322175I think 600 wit is enough, just make sure other 4 stats are really good and she has enough stam to full spurt without recovery
>>583321330I daily slander my own club here so we can disband soon or have a rep so bad I can leave without looking like I ditched them
oh no
>>583321330Mommy Creek, I have sinned.I want to do unspeakable things to your body and claim you as my property under the law of man and god.
>>583322765danchou...
>>583321097Students aren't exes
>>583322765You could only gotten that idea from Meisho Doto
>>583322826These statues must be so weird for the people.But maybe not, it's Paris they should be used to weird stuff.
Now what?
>>583322680How do you set them?
>>583321097Anyone who marries a trainer must understand their trainee gets first dibs
>>583322763I don't think I can manage that. Professional witlet trainer though I may be, I think that would be incredibly foolhardy on this track.I'll probably either borrow neicha and pray I get scramble from the lesson hints or borrow CB and pray I get Straightaway SpurtRegardless of anything she's probably gonna be playing third fiddle to cheeks and inari but while I want to do pace festama for fun, I am not convinced I can actually make it work.
7 decides what uma I fap to tonight
>>583322925bitch, I had my first ex back in elementary school
>>583323025Shiraoki-sama demands that you don't cum for 7 days
>>583323029(Anon claimed this post was a joke)
>>583323025Ryan
>>583323025Kotonoha
>>583323025tahbo
>>583323025Fuku
>>583323025Xi Jinping
>>583323025ryan
>>583323079I've done this several times
>>583323025https://exhentai.org/g/2020769/e7048ce423/
>>583323025me
>>583323025Spica trainer
>>583323025Dwayne Wayans
>>583323074I didn't
>>583323025umama
>>583323197
>>583323197UUUUUUUUUUUUUORE NO AIBA GA
>>583320815>>583320907I tried, but the slop machine's output was so far off I have no idea how to even fix it.
>>583323197Not an uma
The true Blaze Brian gaslight is here
>>583323227kitasex
>>583323197Suzuka!
in terms of speed training, this was the comfiest one so far, oddly enoughso, two questions>1i feel like gambling on the uma stan event from pearl to appear is going be to hell, should I remake a parent for that skill?>2if I am going to do that, I might as well make dpechud herself the main legacy for consistent unique inheritance, right?
>>583321330I cussed out a Target employee today.
>>583323025Either one
Zakkuzaku wins the 8th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>583323025big sisters...
>>583323342Probably deserved it
>>583323287But Sweepy saidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL9zOnGQ7ww
>>583323263This anon is a bitch ass nigga
>>583321189Dia-chan cute!CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!
>>583323025
>>583323025Fuck it I'm jerking off to Ryan.
i guess we are not friends anymore
>>583323467confirmed
>>583323467>7kek
>>583322135His lawyer argued that shouldn't go to jail because he's too retarded and I kind of believe it.>>583322765>There's a Doto in our club that says sorry every dayThat's him, Danchou!
>>583323197Go to sleep Suzuka
>>583323435Nigga follow the rules
>>583323482
>>583323467remember, she likes it when you're overpowering her!
ryan is sexable you niggas gay
>>583323467lmao
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>583323467Winner!
>>583323512Don't be a no-fun nigger and go make a cum tribute for the spica man
are the servers shitting themselves? game keeps on returning session auth errors, I don't even mod the game
>>583323553And you're ugly too!
>>583323609>game keeps on returning session auth errorsAnon....
>>583323609pay your internet bills, anon
>>583322967France is apparently the biggest market for manga outside of Japan, so I don't think anime and japanese video games are that shunned there.
>>583323609stop downloading porn
>>583323489He's been out of jail for a while now and he had/still does have a youtube channel
>>583323554>overpowering ryanliterally impossible. damned uma has more muscle than i have fat
>>583323646dont be vague>>583323652we just did, like a week and a half ago>>583323701surely they won't mind shitty Nur hentai
>>583323559...said no one ever.
>>583317795>>583316896>Pacechud cmGeez, where's the clueless gaslighter saying that pace is shit with all those retarded jap tierlist that put every backliner on top.
>>583323554You couldn't even overpower Nishino, what makes you think you could overpower Ryan
>>583323758Have you never heard of Kayfabe? Just go along with it.
>>583323612I get it now, you've got a crush and you think being hostile is a way of showing it
>>5833235597 and i'll push for a ryan biggest fan title this month, then have wet dreams about her and her disgusting muscles
>>583323942what if I go into the business for myself and actually give Ryan a shoot worm?
>>583323906I have a cock
>>583323559I just came to her
>>583323942what? you're saying she'll let me pin her down on the bed and press my body weight onto her?
i love fuji kiseki, sirius symboli, hishi amazon, maruzensky, vodka and curren chanim drunk so that means i'm being completely honest
>>583323949No you're just ugly and retarded,
>>583323417You should roll her if you don't have her original because she's hot. You can skip otherwise.
>>583323559Ryan has a great personality!>>583324072Yes!
how many (You)'s did you get today?i made like 10 bait posts and barely got 3 (You)this thread stinks
it's crazy how good NY opera's outfit looks compared to the OG
why is she so fucking small holy shit
lol retard
I masterfully baited 3 times today! One was to non-umas even!
>>583324175>she has a great personalitysay what you actually meant
lol genius
>>583324101And you are not worth being kept alive
>>583323559At least she's not Palmer.
>>583323671frogs and italy are the big weeb centers in eu last i checked
>>583324323that's not kinda nice to say
>>58332421842
>>583324293OkShe has a great personality and amazing tits
>>583324326dont be rude to the middle child of Mejiro
>>583322135This guy got arrested for having CSAM. Kinda weird how everyone here was so comfortable with it back then...
>>583324293>say what you actually meantOkay. Ryan has a great personality!
>>583324161Yeah, I already do that for Bourbon. Will do it again for Brian.
>>583323287Was he always this rambly/stuttery?
Breed ningens
>>583324218last night i got over 30 replies across two posts and they were not baittry making quality posts instead of shitposts
>>583324218No idea. I got a lot from that 7 decides which uma I fap to though.
>>583324512>(1) (1)no
>>583324403sorry Palmer is a Mejiro in name only
67
>>583324406Different time, it's why I get the tourist arguments but at the same time pretending to be edgy is even worse
>583324218Stupid (You) farmer this is how you get (You)'sHistamagicia! your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post also you just lost the game, also you're breathing manually now
>>583324652
>>583323886>new pace card drops (gives you pace straightaway spurt)>new parent that is literally stego but for front/pace drops>pace is shit lollmao even
>>583324575Her face when I propose
>swagapinosweepy[-]
>>583324661nyooo don't say that
>>583324661
>helios[-]
Huriya wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>583324512I breed both.
>>583324661Jokes on youmy mother is already dead
>>583324703SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>post[-]
I saw Rickey approach a shota in a playground and suggest they should do some "pacopaco" whatever she meant, anyway I notified Tazuna and the guards
>swagapinopost[+]
>>583324661don't do that
You guys DID make sure your final aim for the stars team will have all your favorite umas for the cutscene race, right?
>>583324703I don't get it
>>583325050did you just assume my gender
How many (You)s can Curren get?
>curren[-]
>6 long>6 uma stan>5 spurt>3 stamGOOD ENOUGHTIME TO MAKE END SPE
>>583321330Lately I've really got into porn where the main girl gets pregnant and the child is born and she cares and loves the kidThe ones I like the most are netorare though
>>5833246617 and your post gets reversed
Less than Falco that's for sure
I HATE CURREN
>>583325267BASED LAISU
>Eat 1500 calories of Taco Bell>Still hungry
>>583325267
>>583325320you made a critical mistake by not drinking 800 calories of beer too
>>583325267Cause you're ugly?
>>583325340BASED RICE
>>583325340BASED BASED BASED
>>583325267BASED LAIS- huh wait
>>583325160one
>>583325340I thought she wanted to have sexand then I thought she wanted to be killed
>>583325267laisu would NEVER say this. she loves curren
>>583325160two
>>583325320McFatty...
ready for larc?
WE HATE CURREN
it's called SPEAKI
hi give me a (you) ples and thanks
>>583325320why did the teiobro post a mackie?
it's called KNEELER
>>583325573CRYER
>>583325160three!
>>583325594
If you take away Curren being super fuckable what does she bring to the table?
>583325594
i want sweepy after her umanko has already been used up and blown out
Wismar wins Ohara Stakes at Kyoto
>>583325160four!!!
>>583323467Daily shop just gave me the 300 and 301st fragment so I'll join you after I 5* her.
>>583325750That happened before she let Kitasan hit
>583325249
You probably don't want to hear this but McQueen is hotter with a some chub on her.
>>583325608Because I don't have a sad Oguri in my uma reaction images folder.
>>583325249wow she's so round and cute and and smart and round
>>583325890It's true though?
>>583325893I don't think anyone saves oguri to their folders except for gaslighters
>>583325750Kita-chan...
>>583325160FIVE!!!!!!!!!!
>>583326019Kitasan ended up winning in the long run
ffffuuuuuckin hell
Mambo just died fr this time
>>583326063Yes? She specializes in long races
>>583326083fr fr no cap?
Allen recruited another from discord
>>583325890all umas look better when fattened upi love fat umas so much
>>583326083Good. She's retarded and her song is stupid.
>>583326012I have seven different Trollguri faces.
>>583325160seeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxx
>>583326158like I said...?
>>583326143>t. on tilt-ot
>>583326065Pokke and Cafe should be flatter.
>my generic kita long parent has been borrowed over 500 timesjust like the real honse this uma was made for breeding
>>5833261437 and you go into cardiac arrest
>>58332516067
Who's got the most leg hair?
>>583326114I meant she's still alive
>>583325160eighto!
>>583325160Are we getting more Curren Chan bounce?
>>583326142Dantsu Flame isn't fat, you meanie
>>583326469>cheese eatersure
>good luck with points and songs>good stats>kitasan and kris s didn't finish their events
>>583326404cute cafe and my totally adorable wife Tachyon
>>583326401Yes she is, death does not exist in the umamusume world
Do umas care that their fans say and think lewd things about them? They have to know their fans want to plow them.
>>583325160nein!
>>583326261tachyon should be completely flat and cafe should have marvelously huge boobs
>take a look into my parent chains and loopas>got a power turf ready>zero prepped for sprint>have 2, 3* sprints somehowwhelp time to start looping A sprint ggps, starting with my Bakushin as the gggp
Suzuka should have a 95cm bust
>>583326561They're idols, of course they care, know and encourage them to
>>583326559It does though. Multiple umas have dead relatives.
>>583325160ten
>>583326582you don't need sprint S for the sprint CM
>>583326707I'm a frontfag, any speed is good speed aye
>>583326656Yeah but they were born dead as part of the script
>>583326640No one wants this
raisu love
i can't use my oshi in Open Leauge because
>>583326582Need bakushin boobs in my face
>>583326469she is fat in all the right placesfat thighs fat belly fat cheekslove her i want to fatten her up even more
>>583326782Many are saying this
>>583325160111111
Is there keiba today?
Need to be smothered by Dantsu tits
Something happening in TT's bros>be me>5% support bonus>Ezz million a week class 6 >now 10% support bonus>cant make million a week>class 6 score increasing
>>583326772
>>583316756>using jiggle physics mod to inflate your uma sellsauce?
>>583326874>average team gets stronger>can't trivially place 1/2/3 for the pointsit isn't that hard
>>583326874Did you cleat all R cards?
Oeuf d'Oeuf wins TVK Sho at Tokyo
>>583326821Proof?
>>583325160twelveeee
>>583326992No one says it
>>583326867Many are saying this
>>583326990Another win for Maruzensky blood.
>>583326851yes
>>583325160>Curren Chan's Secret No. 3Did you know? No one bounces like this.
>>583327062Biggest win for Maruzensky's bloodline is Daring Sexo
how many sparks to take C to A?
>>583326851Two G2s, Kyoto Daishoten and the Mainichi ÅŒkanTomorrow or technically in a few hours there'll be the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe, in 8 hours unless I'm mistaken
still not tired of looping?
>>5833272044.
>>5833272044
>>5833272043(n-1) + 1
>>583327225Based, thank you keibanon
>>583325160>>583327104>14yes this is spamban me for one day pwease
>>583327338
the fuck is this???https://youtu.be/otNi6ofelzA
>>583327225>Tomorrow or technically in a few hours there'll be the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe, in 8 hours unless I'm mistakenHow do i watch it? I gonna watch it never watched keiba
>>583327248>>583327232>>583327230thanks!
>>5833276081145141919810
>>583327615There will be a stream link posted at some point closer to the start time, just sit in the thread
>>583327615It's on FS1 in the United States
>>583327608This is fucking amazing whatever it is
>>583326012But I GENUINELY like Oguri, like she's actually really pretty
>>583327968dont search inmu king on youtube
Z Yell wins Fujinomori Stakes (OPEN) at Kyoto
>>583327698>>583327709in 8 hours? alright
>>583328067Yes it's on in 8 hours and 10 minutes
did you know that the french race takes place in .... france?
There's zero good stam/long gw+resolve front parent on chrono
>>583328216Tsugoi ne…
>>583328025>Belno NTRBased
My trainee asked to hang out, and I told her I was in the hospital. She started flipping out and almost got herself hurt before I could tell her I was visiting a friend
>>583328249>Resolve Who cares
i'm too tired and i may miss l'arc i hate this
bread?
>>583328416go to sleep then
>>583328249you don't have the time to waste grinding resolve or the SP to waste buying it gwo
How did Japan end up sending 2 shitters to the Arc? I thought they wanted to win it.
>>583328249You only really need resolve since both Maru and Seiun give GW hints nowadayshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search?query=dG90X0FsbD0yMDI0NjAxJmxlZ19BbGw9MjAyJTJDMzQwMiZzb3J0X2tleT1jb21tb25fbGVnYWN5X2NvdW50
>>583328296>the pube on her chin
NTA but firm resolve wins you races however just buy it from the shop
>>583328534>gambling on hints lol
>>583328517They don't really have anyone else to send right now
>>583328617hints are pretty valid point dumps later in the race because they're cheaper than buying stats
l'arc more like l'arp
>>583328451i also want to say the G2s
7 and idk who the fuck wins le arc
>>58332875824 minutes till the first one
>>583328758>missing l'arc to watch G2sincredibly based and keiba brain rotten to say the least
>>583328676He saying get GW from card hints instead of inpiration
watching japanese horseracing is so easy as an european
7 and Japan gets first and second place at the Arc, 4 and Shirakoi-sama strikes me down for fighting against fate, anything else and the next thread is butter on toast
>>583328805oh yeah I misread the reply
What the fuck was this here last time?
Do we really need to watch Daryz smoke these shitters?
>>583328917for the pokedex event? yeah
>>583328917nyes
>>583328917Yeppers, 15 races per day
Derb
>>583328927Yes. Its pretty much inevitable but we still want to watch
Ahrc!
>>583328789>>583328801i'm leaving as soon as the last G2 ends>incredibly based and keiba brain rotten to say the leastthey got my ass last hopeful stakes
>>583329000
Handicap racing has to be the gayest thing in racing
Coeur Blanc wins Akafuji Stakes at Tokyo
>>583329129I want to argue about hamburgers with Jordan
Are the silks tied to the jockey or the horse?
Next race is G2 Kyoto Daishoten, a trial race for Tenno Sho Autumn>>583329138Why? Either way, most graded races under the JRA are special weight and not handicap>>583329221the owner of the horse
>>583329221Neither. Its based on the owner lol.
Bread doko
ated it
bakers dead
stop crying>>583329494
I am baking
>583329501didn't even bother making it a l'arc op image what a retard
>>583329505whoopspoor guy
I am bating
>>583329129>harry potter scarvesIm seeing harry potter everywhere nowadaysfeels like 2010 again
>>583329886the genderbent art trend is really helping make potterheads come out of the woodwork
