>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain: >>583162275
1/3
>>5833067792/3
my proposition to reform /erg/ is organizing one fc with fun builds every weekend
>>583306704best op in a fat minute
>>583306818it's still 1/3...
fat?
>>583307047it usually stays at 1/3 even when theres 2/3
>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdY
>>583306993You need to get the low impulse control poster some addiction support as well.
>>583307414
>>583306993As in everyone uses the same meme builds or what
>>583307559this image is mine I own it and I endorse the filter list because it makes (You) mad
evendoe the list was made and shilled out of anger
>>583307763>said little timmy, boiling with anger
>>583306993the anon from last thread made me realize I don't actually have a ds3 character ready for dueling so maybe I do a public playthrough with pw erg be it seamless or not, inshallah it rejuvenates the ergtree
>>583307905>timmyso true saar
>>583307763that just makes it funnier to me
>>583307949>the anon from last thread made me realize I don't actually have a ds3 character ready for duelingInstall Honest Merchant and grab Wex Dust while you're at itYou could also use the Grand Archives CE table if you'd prefer
>>583306704>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdY
>>583308084wex dust sounds like the only useful one to me, cheating in items is kind of homo, unless there's a necessity for them that I'm not educated about?
>>583307905>"evendoe">timmyrakjeesh*
>>583308076>that just makes it funnier to me
Looks like the low impulse control timmies are getting upset real early this thread.
>>583308372clocked his ass, watch him post "nice selfie" to prove you right
>>583308512what?>>583308372it is funny to me, for example your reply made me smile a good "heh" while I typed this
>>583308372nice selfie
>>583308230It's the fastest way to get a variety of builds put together for PVP is all, the CE table in particular for getting all gestures and covenants ASAP
>>583308660fair nuff>>583308639sorry for ruining your falseflag but I can pity hug you if you want but Im gonna hover hand dont be offended ok?
Had the rare actually fun and chill randos D5 run. Caster 'aker going frenzy and a Rev going giantsflame on 'ligo. No cheated relics either. Got to get in some good parries here and there, and clutched out the night 2 boss for them and then we destroyed Caligo
Timmy owns your immigrant ass
Gravity Builds Got BUFFED in The NEW Elden Ring Patch
>>583309135Did they buff evergaols yet? They seem pretty bad
Had a great Stormveil sesh last night. 3 coopers, 4 invaders. Nobody used any bullshit, we nearly 100%ed the area, only missed minor things.
>>583309135evendoefully the best gravity spell got nerfed and meteor is still shit
seriously though why is every single ds3 player a brazilian
>>583309001Exquisite Wyldbreedmeat
>>583309552poorfags play the same game for a decade
>>583309647I really don't think Wylder has romantic feelings or sexual attraction to any of the nightfarers.
>>583309552Easier for them to hack/cheat
>>583310289I just got a brazilian blue phantom noclipping through the gate before dragonslayer armor lol
2/3...
this mexican died to NPCs lmao oh my days
>>583311267>coomer greavesGet off my /erg/, porn addict.
>>583311418ngl ur such a retard its kinda insane
>>583311484Unfortunately your opinion doesn't have any value due to your braim being deep fried in dopamine. Try again in 5 years, porn addict.
>braim
>>583311645>ignores ai porn>ignores anons lusting after each other>ignores tgirl gock spam>ignores coomer OP images>ignores ant poster>makes a big deal about choice of pants in dark souls of all thingsyou've completely lost sight on what to get mad at, get help
>starts posting anime childrenThe porn addict is a paedophile, to nobody's surprise. >>583311732
>finally get someone with less than 100 ping>it's a pajeet trying to help me through the zoneI block retards like this but I didn't block any of the mexicans in >>583311267Honestly get cancer and die if you do shit like this.
>>583311418>>583311645>>583312130
>noooo you can't enjoy smut unless it's transwomyn of color
>>583307013You're beautiful
>>583312432
Did not find carian sword award
gg gigagoate very nicely done that
gg hotgoatno lltbt to be foundlosing 80k+ runes at level 2 sure felt great lol
>>583307618I just took it from you
>>583314702pay royalties please
zounds! thou'rt tarnivorous
>>583314594way to expose your bro's
>>583312397if you use gifs as cringe as this people are going to assume that you're crazy assmad and losering
>>583312075wait what's wrong with the ant poster he's just playing with the funny bulbousities
>>583313915I knew you'd post this one... Ranni is so cute
>>583315883yeah I almost posted the other one
>>583316126May I see it?
>>583316287sure thing!
let's kill ergies
>>583316763I love Ranni, I want to be in her service
>>583313915>>583316763She needs to put those middle fingers down that’s very rude
>>583316976have you heard about this game called elden ring? I heard they let you do that in that game, you should consider purchasing it to live out your peculiar fantasy
gg dancer of the boreal valley
>>583317495Been there done that
>>583316763kek
>>583317646gg warmdragongotta remember that howl of shabriri draws aggro cause dancer instantly went for the cleave on me mid cast>>583315201only I lost the runes due to an unfortunate madness tower incident
whoaaaaheaven let your light shine down
>>583317878she got us both while casting kek, whoopsgood job brony ( and fred )
do you have to let it linger
i dig snow and rain and the bright sunshine
>>583318159Goodnight my love
dust GAWD
Not sure if anyone is playing Nightreign any more.
>>583320073really fell off after the nothingversary
meh... not really feeling it bros!
still falls the april rain
>>583320502it's october
Guess I'll try queueing for the win
i think i am bad at nightreign
>>583321372The only way to get true consistency is to endlessly keep yourself fresh with the arena mod and im way too lazy to do that shit. I find it's not really enough to just practice a boss once or twice because there's just so many possible bosses and nightlords, eventually you're going to get stale when you don't see one for days in a row
>>583321336might've missed the gravy train but i'll queue too
>>5833216412/3
>>583321641You're beautiful
>>583321641queen elf!
I just died to mithrix on drizzle
>>583324121lmao why are you playing risk of rain
>>583321641welcome back cutie
>>583321641uoh elf
"You don't want to level too high or else you're just padding against the difficulty">puts 60 into Vigor
>>583324303I was listening to the soundtrack and got in the mood
i hate the fish...gg thoughwoulda dropped that ritual shield sooner if i'd noticed that dusk had no negation
gg'ate the fish
>>583324829How did it taste?
>>583324651fair enough then, now i kinda wanna play it too
>>583324829greasy
>>583324829>>583324691gg red wolf
Bullying honeypot ants to make their big juicy abdomens wobble
>>583325406i'm not into ants but you do have a point their juicy sacks do be jiggling
>>583318159why deleted?
>>583316601>>583314435
>>583321641kys pedotroon
>>583326090Probably because the image on the blanket breaks the rules.
>>5833268034chan is so sensitive now
>>583326835It's been a rule longer than you've been alive, newborn.
Thinking of buying garden of eyes. I’m not poor so I don’t care. I just wanna know if it’s good.
do makar and theodorix have any moves different from any other magma wyrm?
>>583327046if you do upload it for us so we can download it too
Anybun queueing?
>>583327223i'll queue if you get 2/3
>>583327313I don't pay attention JEJ KEK
>>583327536kek
>>5833281721/3>>583327536stupid zoomer
>>583328364naur I'm 1/3
>>583328537Still 1/3?
will i ever enjoy nightreign the way i used to
>>583328537nice fit elf
>>5833289252/3
>Here's your Elden Beast tarnished
>>583329134what game?
3/3
>>583329134kino
>>583329164Limbus company, VN gacha absolute cinema >>583329349Basado
>>583329409sounds gay
>>583329467it is, but its the alright kind of gay
>>583329601like big booty femboys?
Cringeminibugs, everyone had good passives too to melt gigabugs.
gg large insects my pc bluescreened at the start so that was utterly scuffed for me
>>583329884lel
>>583329409Redpill me on LimbusI should finish library someday
>>583331389>>583331470You are now Wife and Wife
>filtcuck thread got raped twice in a rowGreasyjeeta and DOSsaar are not gonna let this slide, prepare for the worst
>>583331389I could have salvaged that roof wipe, I completely fucking forgot i had poison pots kekI was confused by what sissysucc was doing and then i realized halfway i didnt have to follow but then she died anyway so probably a good thing i went
>>583332165we were doing castle so i did basement first out of habit, i would've come with you guys to the rooftop if i'd noticed sooner
>>583332165DESU when duck pinged castle I too thought meant do rooftop boss first and not basement.
>>583332067Its inferior to LoR in every wayAlso stream your LoR playthrough im bored
>>583332350i was fishing for giantsflame so the intent was you guys do castle while i do that
>>583332128G-reezy dropped his filters because he craves every bit of attention despite claiming to hate it
Make sure you stop by to pay your respects when you get rot forest
>>583333248Do those ants look a little less bloated than the ones in ER or is it just me?
Gods drop 500k runes on death. Malenia drops 480k which implies that she was very close to godhood.
>>583333829If you say so
ok i have health adjusted to 300 from 100 (75% hp added for each player), additionally the bosses do double damage and it takes double the stance damage to stagger. lets get it boys saturday night just a casual 1/6 steam://joinlobby/2622380/109775243900529964/76561198078218736
>>583326940Shut it dosmaggot
>>583333829and mohg
what's the final geezensus on dorkbluds?
>>583306704Aside from the vibes, the music, and the short length, DES is the worst Souls game>massive staggerThe game doesn't seem to prevent stunlocks, creating a silly scenario where as long as you have stamina, you'll stunlock a nigga. DS1 kind of overcorrects this with poise and better recovery. But it’s just silly to get killed because you got caught in a combo or to beat bosses by just punching them because you have almost infinite stamina.>The level design consists of empty hallways.DES stages are ghost towns. >Level design is just worse than in later gamesIt’s much more linear and punishing. DS1 and later allow for various approaches to level design. Even looping in DES is unnecessary because, aside from a few missed items, there’s no reason to loop back>Itemization is just garbageThe game does everything it can to be unenjoyable. Want that important key to proceed? Oops, you’re too full. Dump your hard-earned loot. Speaking of “hard,” WT was designed for multiple replays and to work with multiplayer. Cool in theory, but in practice, it’s annoying as hell because the item burden and shitty gameplay make WT a pain. The game is also the only one in the series with missable loot.It reminds me of COTM (a better game, btw), which is a different kind of game with the DSS glitch and the item storage glitch. Both open up fairly linear games and make you interact with their mechanics. It’s also the gankiest game in the series, not that I don’t like ganks. But the combat sucks.
>>583334253
>>5833339582/6
>>583334461so its jeeproved? shit i gotta buy a switch2 now
i may have overestimated the strength of our autz brother bears
We are going to be playing jeebluds, and bigly folks
>shit i gotta buy a shitchpoo nowguhross
>>583334685Join, you bums.>>583334861True.
the gameplay loop seems attractive to me but im not jewing for a switch 2 so im gonna have to live vicariously through vg webms and twitch
>>583333958
>>583334461I don't like pvp so I'm not playing this
>>583335796the tech is greatly appreciated
>>583335001any s tier
>>583336001you dont need s tier when you have the power of friendship
>>583335889noob
>>5833339583/6
we're almost there bros another 2 hrs and we'll be 6/6
if we had 4 id consider queueing surely we can muster a fourth man or questionably identifiable woman
>>583336473ok I'll be afk for a bit don't start yet, also I think we see a different dummy in the training range
bumass troon hours
>>583336473>>583336595>>583336674I'm back and I forgot to say I'm D1 in this mode I tried the reduce to D5 thing like in mmv and apparently that's not how it works...
>>583337226yeah idk how to adjust depth in the mod so i think adjusting the hp from the mod ini is prob the best step for fine tuning it moving forward
>>583336595cute art
>>583337418youre honor bound to queue seamless nr now my good man
>>583337460nah I don't play tranny mods
>>583337498this is actually a no tranny zone and youre saying you dont wanna be involved... kinda gay if you ask me good luck on finding yourself guy
Man I've really been sleeping on bloodboil aromatics
bros when do we just start
pls ready up
>>583337498>>583337551Tgirls are erg culture thoughbeit
bumass poofter
How many people are in queue
sorry I was doing something
we just started 4/4
stream it
what a disaster, I picked the wrong build and also I can't see items you guys drop and I can't summon
this is the end for the brogieyogurts
>>583339702Try and learn some self control...
Caligo is so awesome and trans.
he just killed himself lmfao
gg suicide dragongotta call it a night there
gg... I could see some items but most of them looked like this.
>>583340804the more hp you give caligo the more she wants to kill herself its very interesting ggs hopefully seeya next time
you guys just wanna queue vanilla
I'm so confused right after the game it went +0 and then it shows I'm at 491 even though I was on 0/0 before.>>583340994I have dinner now I'll be back later ggs
>>583340728@trannies do your thing and follow suit>>583340994No.
>>583341018It's a visual bug.>>583341052Kill yourself.
>>583315483weird projection but ok
>>583341052You(You)583341052>>583341052U
>>583341052cctinatrishtinadustinayystinacupcaketina
>>583341052ElftinaTerrtina MushtinaSlutdgtina Joltina Doints
>>583341052devil isn't a girl yet but he soon will be when we feed him estrogen and turn him into deviltina
I’m thinking about queuing again. Is there any traffic on vanilla or mmv
>>583341052>>583341238>>583341321>>583341507>>583341649I wonder what your daily life is like, to be dreaming about this stuff constantly?
>>583341923kek triggered
>>583342643Morbid curiosity
Very interesting thanks grok
>>583343434
>>583343434>>583343696Shut it freaky of the maggoted
>>583343696this one is spot on
what do we think of the new manga
>>583346803I can't read japanese
Damn, O Flame bussin.https://streamable.com/6j4d5d
not clicking your retarded link make it a webm
>>583347164I'm too lazy to do that.
>>583346803revenant a cute
>>583347720>>583346803look great, almost as good as AI art
>if you rape xer and xer subhuman boyfriend xe will turn into a spirit and will do anything you want (spirits choose to answer calls to summon)Woah.
We should play MMV instead of seamful chungus
>>583350536Disgusting image as always, troontinche.
>>583350536No one likes you shut the hell up
>>583350536Anons would rather call new challenges trannycore than do that.
trash when xher's entire family gets beheaded by the cartel: ohmagooi
>>583350536I don't know why anons dont wanna try MMVThere's only like a couple custom movesthe AOE divine lion is fine terr is just a pussy
>>583351017we want this to happen
>>583350335i'm surprised that no player uses the rocks as a bad manners thing considering people got stoned to death at one point in time
>>583351060>I don't know why anons dont wanna try MMVno practice mod
>>583351278You don't need to practiceJust randomly roll????Profit
>>583351060Night 1 Gyoubu broke the xisters
>>583351352When are you accepting your fate of getting curbstomped in DS3 PvP?
>>583351352>>583350536Stop avatarfagging retard we know you're an impoverished latinx from a shithole stinking slum
>>583351394I realized you can block his attack with your weapon for almost no stam. damage>>583351395If you want to play w/ me you could try asking normally
>>583350536fap time
>>583351531Why would I be nice to you when all you do is post egregious images?
>>583352039>egregiousMore like erogenous, pass the ball if you're not gonna play
>>583352209Your abuela would be very disappointed.
>>583352450>shiteazu so buckbroken by trish she speaks spanish nowEl Kino
>>583352562What? No... I started playing Blasphemous and trying to learn Spanish pronunciation before that fag ever showed his face here.https://youtu.be/A-AThqxuPEI
omaigoo does anyone wanna queue for something
>>583353125I'm playing ER on the tendie I just got to Nokron.
>>583352879>I started playing Blasphemous and trying to learn Spanish pronunciation before that fag ever showed his face here
Now that the dust has settled, who was the best and who was the worst Nightreign player?
>>583353745Best? Me Worst? You
>>583353125name?
>>583352879Why are amerimutts literally incapable of pronouncing other languages right
>>583354176Can you pronunce foreign words that have different sounds and phonics that you may have never heard before or aren't used to?
>>583354724yeah
>>583354935Proof?
>>583354724I can't even pronounce my own language's native words properly...
>>583353910terr
queueueueueueu
I played two games and I won but I played very badly. I also made a brave decision to not buy a switch 2
>>583356461proud of you sludge
>>583356140i can queue after dinner
>>5833561401/3 vanilla
>>583356461you suckyou're like a temu Shifty
>>583356950Ummmm I 4thed or 5thed a hundo streak talk to me with more respect
>>583357178>>583356461Based sludgeGOD triggering the threadschizos
>>583357178>beastclawed+dodged streakyou deserve no respect
>>583357646I love winning silly arguments with people worse than me
>>583357943Do you look like that
it's so embarrassing to see sludge suddenly avatarfag when he didnt use to do it before just really weird and lame if you ask me
>>583357943:)
>>583357943even trish has double your winstreak you're not better than anyone
>>583358156Give her some room to be embarrassing, she's baby trans
>>583357178>girls last tourgood taste, i need to get around to finishing the anime
Erg tgirls frotting group session at the spirit shelter...
>>583359128top 5 erg girls to frot with?
>>583359320dusttinacupcaketinatrishtinamellowtinasludgetina
>>583358156I can’t be blamed for people reading my file names
>>583348809I did this to husbandspammer and her random bf
>>583358408murdered that mediocre player
ggs libra
erg has too many runes, we need a new tax policy to put them to good use
gg libra actually gave the arcane deal, nice
>>583360232How are you enjoying e?
the game gave me weird desync at the end of day 1 there, gg libra anyway
>>5833611072/3
>>583360232This is so cute I'm gonna die of autismo!
>>583356461>>583357943uohhhhh sludge
>>583361418Can it m*shpest
>>583359649>dustina rim job >cupcaketinanursing handjob >trishtinapaizuri >mellowtinahand holding >sludgetina foot job
>>583321641live on hebehetero
>>583359649>dustinaAGP undertroon>cupcaketinaobese troon>trashtinabrown troon>mellowtinatroon>sludgetrinafailed male troon
we must listen to >>583363201 and ignore >>583362630
I just want to be online to get summoned for co-op but there's always some loser trying to invade.
Radahn is so cool and awesome...
>>583363201yes exactly, they are perfect in their own ways
I need the oil tear.
>>583346803Looks pretty whatever>>583347720This is a little better though
>>583356461Very proud of you for behaving like a decent human being and exerting basic willpower not many here are capable of that
>>583360232>>583361287this is why everyone everyone loves him…
Witch tits
>>583364527>>583364494>>583364159Didn't ask
gg red birds never used stone of gurg before against them, the stagger is nice but its kinda slow and lacks one-shot potential
>>583364846cool picture of sludge
>>583365547gg maybe one of us should have kept a LLTBT, I'm not sure if only having one in the party does anything. I also did some really stupid things like try and solo the worm with nothing but a pointy stick.
we must listen to >>583362630 and ignore >>583363201
>>583364159>>583364494>>583364527Did ask keep speaking and never stop
I was just thinking. Instead of from working on Elden Ring 2. I think people would be cool with just another Elden Ring DLC. The second and final one. They can actually focus on what the first DLC should have been about, which is Godwyn. We need to finish Godwyn story. It should have been Miquella trying to cure him. I think everyone would be ok with this.
>>583365707you still want at least one LL for the caster so they dont get agroi would've gone for the worm too but i had no negation
It's going to be so fun much figuring out all the spacing and jumping strats in TheDuskbloods™. We (yes, WE) will learn how to circlestrafe EVERY enemy.
>>583365968lol no get zorked
>We (yes, WE)and other raped delusions
>>583355268gross
>>583366387You won't be playing TheDuskbloods™? That's kinda cringe not gonna lie.
>>583366387there are multiple ergies with a switch 2 doe, so far we have >devilknig>cupcake>elf>vitty
yeah i'm changing my usual username and its variations if i ever play with erg again
>>583366901why
>>583366560devil x cupcakeelf x vitty
>>583366560added to the blocklist
Women should ship themselves with me instead of trannies.
>>583367198Sorry Vitty, girls don't want you, only tgirls
>>583367198theres pretty much no women left in erg, not that we ever had many
I can't believe I'm having fun fighting basilisks of all things.
official /erg/ ships list (NEW SHIP ADDED 4TH OF OCTOBER 2026)>S tier the first shipnezuk x madison>A tier can see the vision shipsmellow x gremlincc x shifty x sludgesludge x footballzorban x fooddevil x cupcakevitty x elfdust x isaaczombii x erg discord>B tier troll shipstrish x viteazumush x elf>F tier love in threadshittingcreasy x walls of textdos x schizophreniatrish x tinpo
Conveniently left himself out of the list again because he’s a raped embarrassing maggot award
>>583350536>>583351352great image as always everyone likes you keep avatarfagging
>>583367891forgot terr x allah
>>583367997Who
>>583368008...Said no one ever
>>583368187terr
ouhh nyummy trishtina mwah mwah
>>583367891mellow x gremlincc x shifty x sludgesludge x footballzorban x fooddevil x cupcakevitty x elfdust x isaaczombii x erg discordthese are god tier ships
newfig
I’m gonna try a rotating streak were I cycle through all the characters again. That was fun and it’ll look really cool if I full page it
>>583372221show those ergs how it is done
>>583369692among other things uttered by the mentally disturbed
>>583373479nice selfie
>ergies in my spess mehreens gennieit's over
>>583367891>>583370586you forgot/removed terr x empty powels in F tier>>583367997Just noticed that, truly a pathetic individual.
>>583364527Said no one ever other than creepy trans groomers
>>583375184its a fun game so im not surprised
well we are the ergies so bold and so brave and as we are ergies you know we won't shave
queuers?
>>583378521maybe
>>583378521dead game
>>583378521i'm doing other stuff but i guess i can just leave the queue on
1/3 but going outside for a cig if im afk a little in the beginning soz
some crazy shit happening on steel's stream
>>583381496We know.
>>583381496QRD
>>5833813073/3 suck that cig faster
>>583381307oi mate bum us a durrie will ya?
>Fuckkk, I need somewhere to dump my nut sooo bad!The suspiciously multi-ass shaped sperm target in question:https://files.catbox.moe/fgfxt6.png
>>583382332Hijo de puta.
>>583382332beautiful exeplappers
>>583382332whoa
>>583382332filia patricii...
when is trish unprivating his youtube?
>>583382332lovely and plump Wyldmeat
>>583382918Objectively incorrect.>>583383048He will never do that, he doesn't want to embarrass himself by leaving his music taste public.
>>583381712rain of arrows with piquebone arrow causes any status in the vicinity to build on enemies. so you can roa, use eclipse shotel buff and they'll instantly deathblight.
>>583383672bro...
>>583382332trish...dust...cupcake...shifty...
gg 3rd balancer in a row please end my suffering
gg vanilla birds shame they weren't red
>>583385882lmaokek
>>583386083and of course I crash
1/3 if anyone is queuing.
>>583386639I only queue with 300+ streakers
>>583382332I enjoy giant globular asses. But even I have my limit, and this image is well beyond it. I think it's because they're big all over. There's nothing for me to hold onto. Their already thick waists are completely covered by their asses. And even though I have fairly long arms, I'm not even sure I can reach around all that ass flesh. Plus, their backs and shoulders are mad muscular. They're build like body builders. It's all a bit much.
>>583388762Why do you need to be carried?
>>583388873tell us more about it greaseball
Would anyone here have their streaks outside of trios/duos?
>>583389479like random? no we are all noobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su6YOHOG8uAeldie is finished
>>583389565Like solo. How many people are self sufficient?
>>583388873you gotta use them as a cum target bro they're perfectly positioned for you
>>5833897090
>>583389479I play randos plenty now. its like 33/33/33 sloppers(or straight up cheaters)/dumb players/good players
gg red birds I got absolutely wormed that round
gg completely normal red birds gamewasn't worried at all during that performance
>>583390449whats up
i was throwing on purpose to make it more exciting lol haha even
With the exception of truly abysmal players, even a poor team makes the game easier than no team. You get more rolls at orbs with 3 players, you check more chests with 2 players. You deal with less aggro with 3 players. Hell, even invader meta is kind of dependent upon multiple players. Because killing two of them is difficult. Especially on day 1. If you get both ironeye and Recluse, then just forget about it.Wait a sec... Why is Revenant never an invader?
>>583390680she is to meowerful for the night
>>583390680there is no reality where revenant can be evil she is pure
>>583390680how many ironeye jumpscares will it take for you to learn you need to go insanely far out/behind cover to deal with the ranged invaders?
>>583390825Don't you have to fight her in order to unlock her?
>>583390680because fromsoft are lazy and they probably couldnt decide if she would drop claws (useless) or a seal (which causes problems)>>583390825>>583390908libra can summon rev so theres really no reason why there cant be an invader one, she was getting corrupted by the night anyway
>>583390908She's call the night something
>>583391061seal where the primary slot is one of the starting spells and secondary slot is completely random
>>583390882
>>583391174yes that would make sense but then fromsoft would have to give rev a unique sealfrankly its absurd why they didn't, even wylder's bucker is unique and its not like seals have in game models anyway
>>583391073How do you unlock her again? I forgot.
>>583391335>but then fromsoft would have to give rev a unique sealNah just use the basical fingerseal just like she starts with. when you use a starting spell relic it replaces rejection anyway
>>583385882>>583386083
>>583391393no that wouldn't work because fromsoft are retarded like that, you can't have a finger seal just not start with rejectionit would have to be a unique seal with heal as the default but they refused to do that for some reason
>>583391901This fromsoft guy sounds kind of stupid
>>583391857balance
>>583391073>>583391061night idolinvader rev would likely have had no summons, and would use triple rings of light, wraith calling bell, and her claws (that's what she uses in the night idol fight in 1.00)but making her summons work seems to have been important to from and it's just not clear how you'd do that with her as an invaderplus her signature weapon is unusual and only supposed to be used by her
>>583392672No she would have summons and they would basically make early invaders undoable
>>583391857>Have to fight the balancers once every 5 games on average.>Have to fight the balancers raid once every 5 games on average.Fromsooooft! Do somethiiiing!
>>583392672theres no reason why she can't have two signature weapons, wylder doesits just a case of from letting their lore autism get in the way of game design, like how the legendaries in NR are based on ER and not what would make sense balance wise
>>583392918I like the balancer raids but it always happens on day 1 when we're in the middle of doing invaders
>>583392672>>583392862>>583392950Just assume that her family would never support her if she turned evil. Simple as that really.
>>583390449>>583390593>>583391857also wtf was going on with the night 1 boss? why did both demons take offkinda disappointed night 2 wasn't a Double Demon prince fight
>>583392950crazy they left some of those legendaries the way they are. devourers scepter, devourer greatsword, the deathblight sword, probably other shit could always use some megabuffs to their unique effects.the deathblight sword should send out a wraith after every r1 or a cloud of them when you r2
>>583392862the 1.00 night idol has the loadout i described, triple rings, claws and bell, and that version has the purple tint that all night invaders do. that's presumably the version that was closest to being a night invader, though even in 1.00 she will never spawn as onehttps://youtu.be/SEkuazenMNI?t=799the release night idol loses the wraith calling bell and purple tint, and gains summonsit's possible that being a "secret"character is another reason she doesn't show up, compared to duchess who players will be aware of from the start, even when she isn't playable>>583392950it's not like night assassin drops his shield
>>583390593whats up
The only raid that's bad, is Margit while solo. Because he's tuned so aggressively, that he doesn't have any openings. The gimmick is that he relentlessly chases 1 player, while the others try to catch him and kill him. So when you're solo, you have nobody else to rely on to deal damage. You have to tank hits to exchange damage, and then run to your nearest grace when your flasks are low. It's incredibly hectic, stressful and takes up the remaining time of the day.
>>583393701he has as many openings are morgottina, also parryable. look up morgott parries on youtube.
>>583393701>he can't fight margit sololmao
>>583393820Margit Nightreign is not the same as Margit Elden Ring. Margit Nightreign is utterly relentless. And you can't always rely on having a parry shield on you.
>>583393701>he doesn't have any openings
>>583394003>And you can't always rely on having a parry shield on you.I play wylder so not an issue. sounds like a wylder issue.
>>583394003i have literally never seen anyone parry margit, neither erg or randoms
>>583390680Good team > Solo > mid team > nightmare lobby Solo is a joke for melees and Ironeye, everything is squishy and easy to stance break.
>>583394003it's morgott and he has the same moves, plus the dagger throws, minus the buffed sword
>>583394138Parrying margit is easyMorgott is very tricky, you have to know the moveset very well. Also in the raid he's solo aggro'd onto one person so borderline impossible unless you're being targetted. But when you learn the parries its very rewarding and worthwhile
>>583394138I learned how to parry Margit Elden Ring. I can probably do it to Margit Nightreign with a little bit practice to de-rust. But that would require having a parry shield at the time that he spawns.
>>583394072>>583393820>>583393835NTA but let's not pretend you're gonna no hit D5 margit on day 1 using melee Solo wise he's only doable when you have a ranged option
and the best part is you can practice him in the codex tutorial all you want except for his phase 2 moves which the invasion doesn't have
>>583394412>the codex tutorialThe what now? Is a codex tutorial different than the normal tutorial?
>>583394373Stop calling him Margit. It's the Morgott fight. Have you not played Elden Ring?
>>583394596
>>583394412Just use the boss arena mod in my opinon.
>>583394730If he has Margit and Morgott attacks, then can you really say he's 1 over the other?
>>583394806>Just cheat in my opinion
>>583394918It's Margot Robbie
>>583395057Yes. Cheat
>>583394730Retard
>>583395148Tardre
Does the invasion have the blood flame cursed sword? I don't even remember. If not then how are you getting filtered by margit?
morgjeet
Me when I boot up arena modhttps://youtu.be/sTqRx-F7ZqA
Can we do seamless arena mod?
Did you guys go outside on the weekend?
i was meant to go to church but i didnt
Silence foid.
>>583375184I know who/what you are.>>583382332>link doesn’t workProbably for the best.
>>583391964he’s way more than that, no need to be kind
>>583396593>>link doesn’t workCatbox has been too unreliable lately.
>>583396198Yeah I went on a lot of walks with my family and my gf. We’ve also been doing a major clean up of the house and getting rid of a ton of clutter and random stuff we never use. Feels fantastic to sell/donate/throw away so much stuff.
>>583390761>>583390825Truth nukeShe’s just too precious
>>583394373none of the melees have to no hit him except executor. they can all survive a hit from him at level 3 d5
>>583397825>"After meticulous testing in the boss arena mod, I have surmised that..."
>>583398446after seeing it in my solo wylder run with no negation. i guess scholar would be less tanky too.
>>583397825You bodied that shitter and made him seethe with hard data, well done.
>>583398712>"after seeing it in my solo wylder run">hard datalmao.
I like it when people upload clips of their playthroughs, just encountering things in the world and having fun.
>>583399784everyone says this
>>583398842what more evidence would you need retard if i can survive it there then obviously so can raider and bird with higher negations
>>583396198I went fishing kek
>>583400548what's with the lust provoking image?
>>583400548pretty unc coded ngl
>>583400548Did you get a tan?
>>583400548What's with the pedotroon image?
Just had a super bad game but we won. It made me a little sad how much I’ve decompressed
>>583400548>>583399784>>583398712>>583401526Shut it freak maggot of the maggot freak
>>583403085Gleaper douby pop
>>583400505Doubt you've ever run D5 solo in the first place.
I love elf, she's a good girl
>>583403670cope however you want retard that's how it works
>>583403705>she>girl
>>583403901You're the retard, nobody was suggesting that you'd get one-shot by Morgott in the first place. They only said you couldn't do it hitless, which you can't by your own account.
>>583404114you can but you don't have to, that's the point. the contention was that he's not doable as solo melee in d5 when he is even if you don't play perfectly.
>>583390882>greasemeister>learning anythingKEKAROOOOOOO
>>583397360>my gfgood one
>>583400548what’s with the kinotastic image?
one does not simply parry marge
>>583403085meant for these pedocuckjeets >>583400791>>583403705>>583404575
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>>583400548 >>583399784 >>583398712 >>583401526 Keep speaking normal butterly of the butterfly normal
Wasn't the a morgott video that was extremely autistic about his one specific attack that can technically be parried but isn't reactable? I can't find it any more
>>583406571he's probably talking about the one at 0:03 here >>583404898 which is the quick swipe into the beyblade. it's reactable if you sweat real hard but it's easier to just block and parry the start of the followup.
>>583405871nice selfie
>>583407302True
>>583405871Nice selfie of the elftroon
>>583407113kek I found it https://youtu.be/EgEyBVcJIns?t=1173
>>583404253It's a battle of attrition, like all battles are, if you really break them down. How long can you stay on your feet at level 3, when you're constantly getting hit.>Then don't get hitEasier said then done. If you could avoid all hits, then you wouldn't be arguing that it's possible to survive damage. Fact of the matter is, Morgott at level 3 and D5, is too much pressure and too time consuming. With other raids, you can work around them.Caligo: fight in between waves of iceGnoster: Fight around the bug swarmsGladius: Fight through HP drainMarias: Avoid getting caught by the bubbles.Libra: Just play a little more cautiously.Morgott: There's no escaping him. No matter how far you run, he will teleport on top of you and ruin every fight. You must face him, or let him kill you. Both are horrible outcomes.
>>583367891Rare good erg tier list
lists lists lists
>>583409540>Marias: Avoid getting caught by the bubbles.creasy just stop you're humiliating yourself at this point, you don't know shit about the game
>>583410021>Goofy has never evaded the bubbles before.This is what happens when you get all of your information from guides and wikis, and lack practical experience.
kurisi chan is such a shameless masochist...
>>583409727Even though a certain threadjeet removed themselves because they got accurately clocked
>>583410274whomst?
>>583410401kuriisii
>>583410286No one has proven that terr actually shitposts here. But we all know for fact that Trish does. So which list is more accurate?
>>583410286wow nice nooooticing
>>583410498it's just deviljeet's usual schizoprenic delusions about terr being behind every post he doesn't like
>>583410239I accept your concession
>>583410286>the worst posters use names that start with T
>>583409540Greasy...
>>583410498>>583410649Fooling no one award.
anyone using the new steelovsky tech
>>583411281
finally figured out the converter. i get hit by light dagger here but it doesn't kill on d5 either
is husbandspammer really a girl tho
>>583411657Irrelevant.
If you're going to ignore blatant evidence, then this is simply you using inspect element.
>>583411657good job elf
>even when greasekek can practice the boss ingame, he refuses to do itIt was never about "cheating," it's about having an excuse for skill issues, i.e. "I totally wouldn't suck if I practiced, but alas."
>>583412274meant for this faggot >>583411480Also >doe spam>lowercase>xhis screenshot and webm in included postsCope fag.
>>583412696What the hell are you talking about?
>>583412826What part of my post was unclear
>>583413179don't expect reading comprehension from greasy
>>583412798Idk what this is about but ''i want to strangle you both for day 1 pathing'' is really funny to me
>>583413367No one asked
>>583413179The part where Creasy refuses to practice an in-game boss. When did that happen? Are you seeing posts that we aren't seeing?
>>583413416He's complaining about morgott while refusing to practice him in the tutorial.
>>583367891>nezuk x madisoniconic, some say this is -the- ship>mellow x gremlincutest erg girl with the cutest erg boy, they both look like revenant only difference is the male sign next to gremlin>cc x shifty x sludgeuoh just 3 girls having fun>sludge x footballstupid ship t b h>zorban x foodiconic even funnier when i saw the ship the first time he was eating on stream>devil x cupcakedevil turning cupcake into a wholesome tradwife kino >vitty x elfhe might have enough tamer in him to tame the brat>dust x isaacnot enough dust or isaac posting for me to get it>zombii x erg discordslut x gooners is iconic
>>583413737>tutorialNo needhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description
>>583414054That was my point anon, greasy claims boss arena is cheating, but it was never about that
>>583413367Everyone asked
finally he used this move, another one with a predictable parry followup
>>583412524i'm not elf i barely play on the passy
>>583414606Based
>>583413737>while refusing to practice himWhere?
>>583414687The tutorial. First option under codex > guide.
>>583414256*That was my point, Anon. Greasy claims Boss Arena is cheating, but it was never about that.Fixed that for you
>>583414834No, where did Creasy refuse to practice the boss? Point to the post. It's somewhere in this thread, right? You're not... imagining things... are you?
>>583414892greasejeet doesn't deserve capitalization.
>>583409540>>583410239The bubbles follow you. Creasy doesn't pay attention during so he does not know this.
>>583415004So you will practice him instead of whining that he's unbeatable with early game melee?
>>583415017You didn't even put a period in the correct place. Stop hiding your ESL incompetency behind derision.
>>583414606good job sludge
>>583415171. right i forgot i'm supposed to put it at the beginning of the sentence. thanks grokzy
>>583415171as a native english speaker that looks like the correct period position to me, where is it incorrect?
>>583415093The bubbles move slowly. If you out pace them, then you can still kill other things on the map while avoiding capture. The bubbles gradually closing in on the player puts more pressure on them. But it doesn't make it impossible to deal with.
>>583415162Why didn't you ask that question before speaking out of ignorance?
>>583415334the bubbles will literally follow you from one side of the map from the other, you're not going to be able to clear stuff properly if they're chasing you
>>583415334Well then Morgott really seems like a boss you should practice if you're gonna solo. Good thing the game lets you do it all you want.
>>583415303He used a comma instead of a period, because he doesn't know when sentences end. Dealing with run-on sentences is a 3rd grade English issue.
>>583413917don’t talk to yourself
>>583415459Because you kept whining about him even after the tutorial tip was posted.
>>583415470All raids interrupt proper clearing. No duh the bubbles will make it harder to clear. But it's still workable. Say you want to get up to level 5 before dealing with Marias, you can go clear some easy POIs, or kill some small enemies on the field, and then head into the bubble.
>>583415597>deflecting to low effort punctuation after getting clockedclassic
>>583415334You can't outpace the bubbles, especially day 1. They eventually catch up because you have to stop moving to do anything. Not like you've ever tried to.At best you can strafe and invader for long enough to kill it before it teleports you but that's not what you've been seething about all thread.
>>583415710That's not a refusal to practice. Do you expect people to drop everything they're doing and immediately go train like some kind of retarded saiyan?
>>583415597Which comma specifically?
it's hot out
>>583416047I expect them to stop crying that it's unfair until they put an iota of effort into learning it.
>barely post>schizos still seething about you months laterwhat do you call this mentall illness for real
>>583415978>You can't outpace the bubbles, especially day 1Yes you can. They're very slow. The initial bubble spawn is the most dangerous. But after evading that, they are slow as hell.>At best you can strafeYou don't have to fight invaders.
>>583415823You really can't with the bubbles, they go through wallsWe once tried on day 2 in noklateo and by the time we go to the first death knight they'd already reached the city and that was with the bird express
>>583416117The first one.
>>583416179you have the mental illness called paranoid personality disorder.
>>583416047>>583415459>>583415004>>583414687>>583413416i like how you can't even bring yourself to explicitly say "no i am gonna practice him," you have to be a passive aggressive bitch about it.
>>583416384That's not incorrect.
>shit up every thread>get mad when found outWhat do you call this mental illness?>>583416396Murdered that mutant. Well done.
>>583416651That's because the wannabe-teacher thinks all sentences should end when they say so. Usually, fart-huffers are like that.
>>583416151Have you considered that your expectations are unrealistic?For 1, you don't even know if you're talking to Creasy.2, not everyone can just boot up the game immediately and start playing.3, everyone on the password has at least a thousand games under the belt already. Do you really think that even Creasy doesn't have Morgott raid experience?4, most importantly, practice mode was only ever brought up to prove that Morgott doesn't one-shot when the player is at level 3 and D5. It was never about just learning him in general. So how can Creasy refuse a premise that we never put forth in the first place?
>>583416179it's called being "british"
>>583413917good list
>>583416846You really trounced that rapscallion
>>583416228I've had more success with noklateo and bubbles. Killing a couple of things. At one point, I had to make the conscious decision to run into the bubble, because one of my teammates got caught, and it seemed prudent to help him finish the raid.
>>583416228Not only that but the circle limits your movements and because it's a circle it means the bubble chases you faster as it has to turn less when it's near the center. Unless you're spending all of the time in the circle fighting minor enemies with a beastclaw rev then it will catch up to you before the event is over.Anyone who has played knows this because they've experienced it. The only time you can outrun it is if you're the only one not getting bubbled and your team finishes it before it gets you.Creasy makes too many easy mistakes for someone who has played the game a lot. I'm of the opinion he does it on purpose to get attention.
>>583416651>>583417091It is incorrect. I already fixed the sentence. So don't ask me "how is it incorrect". You already have the answer.
>>583415705>>583410286>>583411281>>583412274>>583412798Raped him so good he had no choice but to bust out the damage control and to reply multiple times expert work
>>583329134Looks better than the one we got honestly
>>583416646The issue isn't even about whether or not to practice the boss. That's just the framing you asserted. And then you get upset when others don't play within your frame.
>>583417218>you don't even know if you're talking to Creasylol>blah blahNo one said immediately. Whining that he's unfair for early melee means you don't have enough experience. Doubling down after learning you can practice him implies you don't intend to because you've already made up your mind. From this we can infer that your boss arena bashing was never about "cheating."
>>583417686The earliest version of the list I could find, includes "trish x tinpo". The fact that it was taken out of the list at a later date, suggests that perhaps trish or tinpo or one of their friends, is involved in reposting the list.
>>583417686>>583417690This is the same person he looooves using multiple devices to post
>>583417904>Doubling down after learning you can practice him implies you don't intend toThat is only an assumption and nothing more. You got mad that you were being defied, because you're a control freak, and lashed out. Ignorantly assuming that Creasy wasn't going to practice the boss.
>>583417545I like how you've started overusing periods as a cope. It makes your writing look like shit and there's definitely no need to use a period between sentence and so when a comma works just fine.Why do you argue like a woman all the time? Do you always derail to tone and grammar because you instinctively know you lose any argument on fact but can't stand it? Have you tried humbling yourself? Because I don't remember the last time you were correct about anything that happened in a game, it's always skill issues with you.
creasy stop talking about yourself in the 3rd person it's a bad habit to form and everyone can tell it's you from the massive ego seeping from your posts
I'm gonna leave the queue on for a while, queue up or dont
>>583418341True my assumption was that you're not retarded enough to double down on your conclusion before testing it, but I forgot who I'm talking to.
>>583418469>and there's definitely no need to use a period between sentence and so when a comma works just fine.That was for emphasis. I write in a similarly to how I talk. "I already fixed the sentence", was a firm statement with a pregnant pause.>Do you always derail to tone and grammarYour post was already empty calories. I was going to ignore it, since it's irrelevant, but saw an opportunity to point out how bad your grammar is. Just learn from it. Your sentence was run-on.
>>583418798>Sure, you may have fought the raid boss 50 times already, but fight him 50 more times in this practice mod before you can talk.lmao. You really don't know how silly you sound.
do we really need to have pointless arguments every thread
>>583416179It's called being "dutch" (brown)
>>583419095Its this, rampant schizophrenia or ERP Take your pick :)
>>583419095No need for arguing. Just practice the bosseshttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description
>>583416396>>583416846>>583417401>>583417686>>583419169you’re suffocating him too much and depriving him of oxygen he’s starting to see things again ease off the brutal ass beating for a bit
>>583419095That’s just how the Greecemeister rolls
>>583419095you need to see creasy going scorched earth!!! he's big angry!!!it's cringe that he's still mad at being bad even after uninstalling and leaving forever btw I couldn't live with that shamewonder what made him rage quit, was solo depths 2 too hard for him?
>>583419392>wonder what made him rage quit, was solo depths 2 too hard for him?Realistically, what do you think is Creasy's limits on solo?
>>583419036>it doesn't matter if i practice him>who said i'm not gonna practice him?Are you genuinely this retarded
Poopmeister
>>583419095Practice mod freaks hate being called out. They're still mad about being called cheaters, even though they're literally cheating.>>583419494>Who cares if you already fought the boss 50 times already, fight him 50 times more.Is there a name for this fallacy? Where the person asserts that you always need to do more, no matter how much you've done in the past? The target is always a little farther ahead. Take 2 steps further, and the target hasn't come any closer.Bro, if you think it's doable level 3 D5 solo, then load up the practice mod yourself, and record yourself doing it.
>>583419896I fail to see how practicing is cheating
A certain third world squatting immigrant just lost bigly can’t even lie right now
>>583418730>1/3 hours later
>>583419482probably looping between depths 2 and depths 3 with the variance depending of the bosses he getsalthough he might get filtered in depths 2 alone since he's never had to learn night boss movesets like dancer or nameless
>>583420089My brain is fried right now I don't feel like playing
>>583419992You're using a tool outside the game with zero stakes to brute-force skill, knowledge, and muscle memory. It's pretty dishonest. Not really as bad as seed cheating or relic cheating.
>>583420484No, since it's just for practicing in a sandbox and doesn't effect real runs. It's like saying studying before a test is cheating. You sound like trishtina
>>583419896So again, if you've already made up your mind based on your experience, why would I assume that you would bother practicing him? If you were going to practice him, why would you dig your heels in before doing so? You can't have it both ways.
>>583420484Is a practice mod better or worse than the flask/cast/item while running glitch?
The rate at which a player grows, depends on their own natural ability to adapt. When you play the game normally, and you encounter a difficult boss, you have to adapt on the fly. Failing that, you die.Let's say that you can learn the bulk of the boss's moveset after 25 attempts. That means you will likely die 15-25 times, as you're in the process of learning. And those deaths could be bad enough to ruin your whole run.Without the practice mod, those deaths happen on the field. With the practice mod, those deaths happen in a safe, care free environment.The game WANTS you to die on the field. If they didn't, then they would provide a practice mode. The fact that you are circumventing the risks and penalties, means that you're cheating.
>>583420634NTA. How bout you just stick to a caster or double balancer build and just mash out some damage? Leave the bosses to the pro's like me.
>>583418730queue status?
>>583420587>doesn't effect real runsYes, it does, you've improved as a player from a tool outside the game and are actively affecting those runs. You've also skipped a lot of runs going bad or losses from learning a hard boss like the back your hand. You sound like a raped hypocrite. >>583420794I don't know. A practice/arena type mode should exist in the game to be fair but I am inclined to say the healing/casting while running glitch is worse.
>>583420634>why would I assume that you would bother practicing him?No assumptions are necessary. It was wrong of you to assume that he wouldn't practice. You're just upset that your words are being defied, like an abusive husband/father.(God, I hope you never have kids)
>>583420931Meant for >>583419992
>>5834210370.33 -> 0.66 -> 0.33 -> 0.66
>>583420931It's just QoL if you think about it. I don't use it myself but if I felt like I wanted to practice a nightlord I could play base game with a full tank raider/guardian and run 6 negations then focus on only roll during the fight. Doing it in a practice mod just saves 30 minutes of build up.
>>583420931>The rate at which a player grows, depends on their own natural ability to adapt.No it doesn't. It's simply a case of mindless play vs focused and mindful play. Just like any other skill based game. If you're mindlessly going through, blaming everything on the game, not taking note of the exact timing or set of actions that caused you to fail, then the next time you will probably fail in the same exact way.
>>583421039Does that mean Creasy is cheating since he gets to die as many times as he wants during a boss fight knowing that the ergies will carry him?
>>583421478kek
>>583421478Stop saying ergies it triggers me
>>583421075just block him. who cares
Practice Testing
>>583419323>>583417686Nicely curated. Needless to say, that slimy jeet can't stop losing.
>>583421389best advice itt, focus on the game or head to a relatively safe space if you need to take a phone call or smth
>>583421608You seem pretty triggered little dude
>>583421389Taking note and trying new things is a part of adaptation. Your "mindful play" is a piece of the adaptation pie. A large piece. Practically half the pie really. But what you just described doesn't conflict with what I stated.Objective reasoning is a natural ability.>>583421350It's not merely QoL. The rules of the game, are that you spend 30 minutes to get another shot at the boss, and if you're not good enough, you die. If you can't accept those terms, then you're not playing the game the way it's supposed to be played.
>>583421075>you can't make reasonable assumptions based on logicYup, classic creasebal.
I am looking at the google reviews of a buffet restaurant in grenoble
>>583422132I dont care
>>583422018>How did I know he wasn't going to practice? He talked back to me.lmao. Whatever. This has gone on long enough. You don't even have a point anymore.
>>583421478lmao
>>583422219thanks sweetie
>>583421973It's QoL because base game is free. If you think there's any chance of dying in base game then yo-Oh wait this is Creasy.
i miss practice
>zorfat died to adel so thankful he left the pass
>>583418229You need your head checked weirdo
>>583422354How do we know you didn't use the practice mod before you got good enough to consider the base game "free"?And even if the base game is free(now that you're good enough), that doesn't mean that the time investment still isn't important. Since growth is a rate measured over time, you are supposed to spend the time. If you think that base game is too boring/beneath you, then that is still part of the game. You're *supposed* to move on to the depths, where you struggle to get to the boss, or deal with the boringness of D0. But circumventing that system in order to grow at an exponentially fast rate, is a form of cheating.
>>583422320>troonjeet meltdown Kino
>ethical CHADS like creasy play the game as is, reaching 50+ winstreaks with no handicaps>unethical KEKS and FREAKS need the practice mod and seed checking and balancer relics and dark fathom relic and vigormaxxing and making sure the lion stays asleep in the courtyard to "earn" 3 digit winstreakscreasy wonyou lost
>>583422745I'm not debating whether base game is free or not with you Creasy.
>>583413917>>583367891awful list
in the jungle the lion sleeps tonight
>>583422745>playing the tutorial level multiple times is a form of cheating i can't this shit is too funny
need cottage fries
>>583422273No retard I outlined the logic here >>583420634>>583419494and you couldn't refute it so you just went "erm you shouldn't assume."
>>583413917>>583367891awesome ergie lists
>>583422604the backwards shitbox on Adel was pretty lame to be fair, but that UTC shitshow was deserved
>>583423295>why would you dig your heels in before doing soTranslation: "You argued with me, after I already told you what to do. No back talk!">it doesn't matter if i practice himTwo posts earlier:>my assumption was that you're not retarded enough to double down on your conclusion before testing it>doubling downTranslation: "You argued with me, after I already told you what to do. No back talk!"Your grand "logic", is that your words weren't immediately heeded, and you got mad and lashed out. Simple really. Dunno why you're dragging this.
>>583423016Nothing wrong with vigormaxxing, and dark fathom relic.But yeah, if all of your deaths happen in the practice mod, then it invalidates your streak. Any one of those deaths in the practice mod could have been a streak killer.
>>583423978>he's unbeatable>have you tried practicing him>no practice doesn't matter>okay so no practice>who said i won't practice?Are you seriously so fucking retarded that you don't see the problem here
>>583420089>>583418730Did you get a match?
due to the new streak validation rules, creasy now has a streak of 0respect to him for making the new rules despite knowing it will affect him
Creaselord
>>583424565>he's unbeatableThe very first line is wrong. We're off to a bad start. Correct your greentext first, then I'll consider responding. I'm not going to argue against a bad premise.
>>583424618Are you implying that everyone on the password uses the practice mod?
>>583425518>being a pedantic nigger"he's too hard to beat under such and such conditions"
>>583425649That wasn't said either. Try again. See, this is why it's important to be exact with you. Since you have a habit of hearing what you want to hear.
>>583425774no actually that is what you said >>583393701 vitty is right stop being pedantic
>>583425927I'd love to see the world through your eyes. Because how did you read that post, and then hear "he's too hard to beat under such and such conditions"?
okay i went through the trouble of installing boss arena and recording for creaselord. normally in a solo run i>rush mine for a purple weapon>use real relics>fight him around a grace so you can refresh flasks and sixth senseno i'm not elf, sludge or vittyhttps://streamable.com/as5oab
godbird in the gennie
>>583426140It was stated multiple times that you can't rely on parrying. Come on. Be realistic.
>>583426140You're Mush, aren't you? The grapple to side dodge is such a Mush move.
>>583426371you have a parry shield. who are you soloing with?
>>583426615no. i've been namedropped in this general probably less than 10 times.
>>583426615kek
>>583426765salvare, the best A tier player?
>>583426615>standard Wyldism is my groomer pest friendAnd no, he'd miss all the parries and get 3-bar'd.
>>583426639Was the original statement about Wylder? No.And even if you're playing Wylder, that doesn't guarantee you will still have the shield when Morgott spawns. What if you encountered some decent passives at the start, and traded out your shield?
>>583426371I parry all the time bro
>>583426615this >>583426994>>583427028>level 3>somehow have a full inventory and threw away your shieldunrealistic but you shouldn't throw away your shield so early anyway if you're a parrygod so that's a skill issue on your end
>>583426994Mush isn't bad.
Stop creasposting and start creasqueueing 1/3
>>583427147He's not good either.
>>583427147can it mushpakijeet
First of all, as I've said again, many times before, queueing on /erg/ is just, as I've said, I've said, as I've said, in theory, in application, is to queue, as I've said, on a dead password, in theory, because as it stands, it, is, currently 1, as I've said, /3.
>>583427139>unrealisticNot at all. Happens all the time. And besides, in a realistic scenario, you might not be exactly level 3 when he spawns. You could be further along. Hell, even a day 2 spawn is a huge pain in the ass.
I wish you could practice bosses in the sparring grounds that would be cool
>>583427208Everyone is too busy in the practice mod, because they're scared of losing on password.
>>583426953no>>583427463if you're further along then he's even easier
>>583427463no creasy, picking up a white guarding boosts poise does not count as filling out your inventoryalso ignored the point about keeping your shieldmajor skill issues
>>583427689Talk, talk, talk, and nobody will post a no-parry fight.
>hours of boss 'rena practice>still fail basic cruci parriesand that's why I'm an S tier. Lap it up porgies
>>583427771why are you dropping the parry shield when it trivializes a ton of enemies
>>583427732>picking up a white guarding boosts poise does not count as filling out your inventoryYeah, that's what I meant. That was a fair deduction. Not disingenuous at all.>also ignored the point about keeping your shieldIt's irrelevant. Because if you found something good, then you might toss your shield. There's no reason to assume that someone has their shield on. That's just the assumption that YOU have to make in order to force your point.
>>583427801Lapping
>>583427771Not like you'd accept it even if someone posted a guardian no parry colossal only video
>>583428068>there's no reason to assume someone would keep an extremely useful item until they're sure they don't need it"someone" being "creasy"
>>583427868Successive negations, charge negation, full HP negation, powerstancing weapons, attack up with two weapons, attack up with full hp, attack up when twohanded, skill up, melee up, physical attack up, phantom on charge, holy shockwave on charge, probably more.
>>583334861>>583334253>>583334737>>583375592>>583339702>>583378252>>583334253>>583334737shut it for once Jesus control yourself
>>583428068actually there's a good reason to assume someone has their shield it's because you start with it and it trivializes some enemies like the other guy saidyou're the one assuming you'll have a full inventory of god loot which is going to include negations because you're not throwing away your parry shield for even a 14% full HP damage passive
>>583427425What the FUCK was meant by this
>>5834284281/3 desu kek
>>583428123Just because I won't allow parrying, that doesn't mean I'd be so petty to stack on a bunch of other stipulations. Me, and another anon both pointed out that parrying doesn't count long ago, and you still posted a parry-fest of a fight. What did you expect?
>>583428428their queued lol
>>583428285see, skill issuekeeping any attack ups over the parry shield is dumb especially since you'd need to be in a state where your other 5 slots are good items to replace itwhy do you keep embarrassing yourself like this
>>583428285if you have all that shit then you shouldn't have any trouble with morgott. i showed you level 3, starting white gear, no real relics. if that's not enough then don't solo with a melee class i guess.
>>583428504>creasy>not being so petty as to stack on a bunch of other stipulationsLMAO
>>583428418Someone may or may not have their shield. Because it's variable, you can't assume that you will ALWAYS have the shield. Thus, a realistic simulation would be one where they don't have the shield.And again, the original premise wasn't Wylder specific. It was speaking generally. Saying that the raid is bad in general. Not only bad for Wylder.
>>583428752it's not a variable you literally start with it and have to actively make an objectively bad choice to throw it away dumbass fuckwit
>>583428580We told you that parrying doesn't count before you made the video. Do it without parrying, and you will see it's a lot harder and longer to pull off.
>>583428927what does count then?can't play wylder, raider, executor, guardian, ironeye, duchess, revenant or recluse which means only undertaker and scholaroh and the scholar isn't allowed starting bleed or frost or bell because that would also not count
>>583428869"objectively bad choice"lmao. There are reasons to drop the shield. And again, the matter isn't Wylder specific. Are you going to say that all the other characters need parry shields for the boss?
>>583429130it's objectively bad yes>only wylder has a shield so doesn't count see >>583429084
>>583428927>weare you seriously pretending to be multiple people like the shitposts say?
>>583429084>can't play wylder, raider, executor, guardian, ironeye, duchess, revenant or recluse Huh? Where did you get that idea?>oh and the scholar isn't allowed starting bleed or frost or bell because that would also not countThose are even more variable than wylder's shield, because you need relics to start with those. So yeah, it's probably best not to simulate the fight using tools that you may not have on you.
noticing how everyone yapping about morgott means that mohg and his bullshit go unignored, very interesting
>>583429524>unignoredunnoticed
>>583429341>Where did you get that idea?notice how you're not answering the question and throwing me some pedantic shitfuck off you weasel
>>583429229Me saying parrying doesn't count: >>583394003An anon saying that nobody actually parries him: >>583394138An anon saying that parrying Margott is actually fairly tricky: >>583394309
>>583429808The misinformation you provided, tells me that your question is misguided. You're trying to make it sound like my requirements are unrealistic, by making up a ridiculous scenario where you can't use any of the characters. So I ask where you got such a ridiculous notion in the first place. Because I surely didn't say anything to make you think that you can't use other characters.
>>583430130against being a pedantic fuckwit not answering the question would you, or would you not, accept if those characters, implied with their skills, were used?
>>583429341>Where did you get the idea I would limit characters>No you can't use Scholar with starting anything because you just can't Okay?!
>>583366560They’re a minority though
>>583429886>it's trickyyeah. good thing they let you practice it in the guide.anyway i'm no raider player and don't know his windows but here you go. looks like i could've just spammed his skill off cooldown. feel free to steal my "build" lolhttps://streamable.com/266otn
>>583430270See, now you called me a pedantic fuckwit, so I'm not even sure I want to satisfy your query.inb4: "you had no intention to..."No, I'll absolutely 100% tell you all of the stipulations, if you just apologize for calling me a fuckwit, and say you were wrong.>>583430421Those two things aren't related. Restricting starting relics doesn't mean you can't use other characters.Also, I didn't say anything about Scholar's starting relics until AFTER you alreayd assumed that some characters were off limits. You have your timeline mixed up
>>583430582UHHHH CREASYSISTERS?! OH NO NO NO
these ergs man
I'm lonely
epicly poggered m'ladies
gg hors
I'm so used to no one bothering to dodge augur that I just let myself get tp'd
>>583431786that might be the worst augur location I've seen outside of the rain
>>583431906at least it tp'd us to the township
>Medium Blue>Hoarfrost>NinvaderNEATO.
>ONE RUN I don't know why, it doesn't matter how many times you queue
>>583430582Very good! Only hit two times, skill tanked hits not included. And a timely 3:55. Now let's see what we can glean from this.In the end: you only had 0 flasks, despite a good performance. That's because, instead of avoiding attacks, you took them head on with the skill. Taking the attacks head on expedited the fight, at the cost of your health. If you played even a little worse, only taking 1 big hit, or 2 medium hits, then you would have died.So the threshold to fight the boss as raider is at about 3 hits. Or I guess a range of 3-5, depending on the scale of the hits. So the question is this: Is it a "skill issue", if the player gets hit by Morgott 3-5 times?>The player can run to the grace if they're in danger.Yes. Absolutely. And that eats time. 3:55 is a decent enough time for Morgott, but realistically speaking, that's a quarter of day. https://mobalytics.gg/elden-ring-nightreign/guides/day-length>When a Day begins, you have 4.5 minutes before the first circle begins to close.>After 3 minutes, the first circle will fully close.>You then have 3.5 minutes before the second circle begins to close.>3 minutes after that, the second circle closes and you fight the Night Boss.>Overall, this means you get 14 minutes to explore before Night 1 or 2 end.Day 1 events will happen randomly between 6 and 8 minutes on day 1.https://youtu.be/gQFE5y0fzfo?t=77That's about 30 seconds after the circle has closed. Since it took you 3:55 to beat Morgott, that means you would still be fighting while the second circle is closing. If you spent more time kiting him around while you refreshed at the grace, then you would be pressed for time while the circle closes. And what did I say? That it "takes up the remaining time of the day."So you didn't actually prove how easy Morgott is. You proved that the remainder of your day is wasted. Which is what I said in the beginning.
>>583428428sounds like slavoj zizek minus the snorting
>>583432889*sniff*
>>583432751he's using white gear and no phys ups, pedantic fuckwit
>>583432751it takes like 30 seconds at most to find the nearest grace. i also played sloppy with shit relics, no gear, no upgrades. like i said i rush the mine in solo which is a 44% damage increase off the rip, plus a bunch of lootables.>wastedit's a ton of exp and a huge passive buff.
>>583433203Newfienon I hope you realize creasy will never fold no matter what even if you give him exactly what he asks for. Just play with us normal folk and ignore the crazy screaming hobo
>>583432751I just realized I flubbed the time a little.A 6 minute raid spawn, is about a minute and a half before the circle fully closes.An 8 minute raid spawn, is about a a half minute after the circle is closed.So an early spawn does give you some time before you have to worry about the second circle closing.>>583433203>it takes like 30 seconds at most to find the nearest grace.Yes, and also, when Morgott is near a grace, it's deactivated. You have to get him to teleport away, and then run back to the grace before he teleports back. That's going to kill like 10-15 seconds, each time you have to do that.>i also played sloppyHow? It looked good to me. You took a ton of attack opportunities, unscathed. Aside from 2 hits, it was solid. Are you saying you can beat him even faster with the same set up?>with shit relics, no gear, no upgradesI am curious what it would look like if you had more physical attack relics on, and perhaps a blue weapon. A purple weapon is a little greedy. Because a lot of player are on the night invader meta. Not blitzing to the mines like you claim.
>>583435740only if he's right next to the grace. you're just touching the grace occasionally and running back in. if i knew all his strafes and baits it would be faster, but in my case it would be faster because of upgrades.i don't invader meta in solo or rush purple in trios. they're different modes. i barely parry in trios cause of netcode and aggro switch. i dont run augur relic in trios either but it helps a lot in solo.
>>583351060Expertly accurate, nice work.
>>583430131Status?
Lusty terrtina
>>583436351That's an 1hr and 20-minute-old post anon.
i need a caelid gf
>>583436518it's the last q post
>>583436712I can queue.
>>583436302>only if he's right next to the graceWell he's going to teleport on top of you when you reach the grace. So yeah, he's going to be on top of it.>if i knew all his strafes and baits it would be fasterHypothetically. But you don't really know that, because you don't know for certain that there are more attack opportunities until you learn them.If you actually tightened up your game further, you'd be playing hitless. I mean you're quite literally 2 hits away from hitless. And the premise was never that the player had to play hitless in order to make the raid boss tolerable. Everyone agrees that taking some hits is expected. The question is then how many hits are acceptable, before it becomes a skill issue?>i don't invader meta in solo or rush purple in trios. they're different modes.Alright... Still, you're the only one saying to rush for a purple. Everyone else is not saying that. They chastised me for a lot of things, but one of them was not for lack of a mine visit. Everyone else is probably thinking to fight invaders, get their weapons and runes, and then work from there.
i wish i was a doll like revenant
All the experts are in the thread today, and nobody is queuing.
>>583437280Says 1/3 for me, so your post also includes you.
>>583437263what would you do if you were a doll like a revenant?
>>583437552try to come up with cool outfits
>>583437159you touch it before the teleport and you don't fight right on top of it, just in the area. i'm positive he has more proximity baits that i don't know because i'm used to parrying him instead. even in the worst case of bare naked level 3 wylder could take 2 more hits, more if i ran augur.>everyone else is not saying thatmost people here don't solo. you don't have to rush mine but it's the most consistent strat by far, except on exec who doesn't need it.
>>583413917great list with great reasoning
>>583334910>>583335257Everyone is saying this
>>583437674why
>>583438509itd be fun id like to create cool outfits and wear them as a doll
The ergscholars in the ergversity
>>583437753The proximity Morgott needs to be in order to keep the grace cancelled is larger than your average enemy. If he spawns near the grace, it's going out, and then you need to pull him a fair distance for it to turn back on.>i'm positive he has more proximity baitsGut feelings are just hypotheticals.>most people here don't soloYet, a lot of people chimed in, acting like experts. If they solo'd, how long would it take for them to drop the invader meta and adopt the mine meta? Point is: it's not a sure thing that people will do. So simulating it isn't the best in deciding how a Morgott encounter will go.
we are all bachelors of ergonomics
>>583437461Sorry, didn't mean to give you the impression that I was interested in queuing. I just think it's ironic that so many Nightreign scholars are here, and nobody is playing.
Scholard of the First Shit.
>>583438974>how long would it take for them to drop the invader meta and adopt the mine meta? Point is: it's not a sure thing that people will dothe hell does it matter? i'm just telling you a consistent way to get way stronger for early game and morgott. you can fight in an area around the grace about the size of that arena.
>>583439154noob
Didn't expect message... therefore, praise the message!
>>583439278troon
>>583356461>>583357178>>583357943keep up the good posts we all love you and appreciate your images :)
Creasy will find any reason to ignore advice except by providing an alternative.
>>583439154Gross.
new>>583439559>>583439559
>>583328364Shut up millenicuck
Dual early threads incoming
>>583439545Keep your troon chasing to yourself end of thread cuckjeet.
>>583439085i have some password trauma due to my own failures. solo is more chill. randoms are pretty chill too but too many sloppers and cheaters.
>>583368185more like him × curry/streetshitting
>>583439689just the one this time it seems oddly enough
>>583440073perhaps filterpaki gave up
>>583439237It matters, because the whole point of this conversation, is to determine whether or not the Morgott raid is exceptionally difficult compared to the other ones. If you use a routing strategy that most players aren't using, then you're going to get results that most people aren't getting.>you can fight in an area around the grace about the size of that arena.You would have to pull him a distance that's about as far as the edge of the arena, before the grace will activate again. Or, more practically speaking, the last time I fought him, I was near the grace beside the center castle. I tried pulling him away, he teleported, I ran back, the grace was still deactivated. So I pulled him farther by jumping into the river, and using the spirit spring to get back in. The grace still wasn't active. Which I assume, is because he didn't follow me all the way into the river. So I died it again, finally pulling him into the river, then springing back in for the grace successfully.The fight, I had to refresh two more times. From the grace to spring to back again, costed me about 10-15 seconds each round.
>>583439574Thanks for the new thread
>>583439561>>583439318kike
>>583438974also>Gut feelings are just hypotheticalsthat's just how bosses work in this game. i just haven't made the effort to learn all their baits level 1 speedrun style.
>>583423621>>583417347>>583438263don't talk to yourself subhuman
>>583428528Their queued what
>>583440406even if i used a different route i would have better gear and relics. but there's a route everyone can easily use that consistently lets you shit on him and on day 1 in general, so i don't see the exceptional difficulty.
>>583440502>Cats meowGenerally true>If I poke a cat, it will meowOften.>If I poke this specific cat, at this specific time, it will meowYou can't know that before you poke it.
>>583440684>I don't understand how people might feel outside of my personal experience.Theory of mind issue.
>>583389427clocked him good there
>>583440463Cute!
>>583440687what the fuck are you babbling about it's a bunch of code and that's how it works. i said i don't know the specifics.>>583440854if you insist on making it as hard as possible despite knowing better then go ahead. i'm not that godlike.
>>583439545Share your hetero chasing with everyone end of thread bullaryan
>>583440629?
>>583440478>>583439043>>583438773What? Shut up.
terr wonnered
>>583441064>it's a bunch of codeAnd if they didn't "code" in more attack opportunities?>if you insist on making it as hard as possibleSo everyone who doesn't rush mines is making the game "as hard as possible"?
>>583368008…Said everyone ever>>583364527Said everyone ever excluding creepy trans groomers
>>583438634i believe you that does sound cool
>>583440463awesome pictures
won the raped award true
>>583441115Because you saidNever mind
>>583439574Too early retarded cocksucker
>>583441349they did, he has punishable followups like everyone else. i just don't know all his proximity based followups after every move, because i parry him out of combos.>everyone who doesn't rush mines is making the game "as hard as possible"besides exec yes, unless they get supremely lucky with drops and clear times. do you have a better alternative to a 44% damage increase + a bunch of random loot?
>>583441758kek
>>583220846That’s not what he said…
>>5834419852 day old reply?
>>583424574Top one is me I’m a seperate guy I don’t know if that other guy got a match or not
>>583439574>another raped early threadso lame...
>>583441841>do you have a better alternative to a 44% damage increase + a bunch of random loot?Your thinking is so black and white. Even if you could argue that is the optimal route(it's debatable), you can't say that all other routes are "making the game as hard as possible". There is a lot of grey area here.
>>583442329if you're knowingly using a suboptimal strat then you're making things harder on purpose. that's your call. i'm just giving you a consistent way to make things easier if you don't wanna learn bosses inside out to exploit every possible opening.
>>583442082Just saying…
>>583442698please shut up thanks
>>583442698>if you're knowingly using a suboptimal strat then you're making things harder on purposeWhere did you get the idea that they're KNOWINGLY using a suboptimal strat? Again, this is a theory of mind issue. You believe it's the optimal strat, and you're not even entertaining the notion that other people have different perspectives.
>>583442881i'm talking about you. if you have a better alternative i'd love to hear it.
>>583442881sally should know what sort of person anne is and where to look
>>583442940Personally, I think your strategy sounds nice. Worth a try at least.But that's really beside the point. Because you just told me the strategy today. I haven't had time to test it for myself. You treat the issue as if I already had access to the knowledge when I didn't.It's a route I could *possibly* have thought about. But didn't.It's a route I could *possibly* have tried, but I didn't.It's a route I could *possibly* found optimal, but I didn't.(say I tried it a handful of times, but never on a Morgott seed, then I wouldn't see it's benefits against Morgott)Do you understand?>>583442954That assumes a lot about their history that you don't know.
>>583442082he's raped and brown please understand
>>583443510well yesi don't know where sally would look for her ball
>>583441841>do you have a better alternative to a 44% damage increase + a bunch of random loot?Night invaders is way better. Chances are you will find a useable purple or good blue at invaders or castle day 1 plus levels and purples passives. The only times I do day 1 mines is when I'm playing my stupid frost bleed duchess dagger build
>>583443510no i'm treating it like i just told you a bunch of times and you're still going "but what if i don't." then don't. master the boss and/or deal with slower clear times then.>what if i have an issue with your clear and also with your solution to my issue without providing an alternativei dunno, uninstall?
>>583443796i'll check a nearby invader camp for easy ones early on, but i'm not fighting guardian solo level 3. you can't use random purples until 7, and it's faster to upgrade to purple and rush rooftop boss.
>>583443547 (me) meant for >>583441342
>>583443796Post more
>>583444092you're not me
I got poop
>>583443861>no i'm treating it like i just told you a bunch of timesYou just told me a bunch of times in the same thread today. Yet you say I'm making the game as hard as possible, as if I already had the knowledge prior to today.>and you're still going "but what if i don't." I said "didn't". Not "don't". You have your timeline mixed up again.A lot of people are not on the mine rush meta. And because they're not, then they're not going to have the same experience with Morgott.That doesn't necessarily mean they're making the game "as hard as possible". Or "harder on purpose". It just means that they don't know the easier strat. Simple as that.I'm sorry, but multiple times now, you've shown yourself incapable of placing events in a linear timeline, as well has incapable of understanding other people's perspective. So I don't know what to do with you. Just stop replying I guess.
you got a poop in me oh yeah it's true
>>583445064no i'm talking about your hypothetical run with your newfound knowledge, where for some reason you're not using it, thereby knowingly making it harder.>i don't know what to do with youkeep ignoring any advice that contradicts your whining about the game i guess
Even when the lowercase poster isn't being rude, talking to him is still one of the worst experiences in the world. Genuinely.
>>583445683ironic post.>it's not doable, post a recording if it is>okay it is but what about a real game>okay it's even easier in a real game but what if i don't do the things that make it easier>okay but what if OTHER hypothetical people don't do those thingsit never ends with you.
>>583441715raped and clocked award*
I can't tell if he's genuinely crazy. Or if he just enjoys wearing me down. Or both.
>>583446125>passive aggressive kvetching now that you've run out of goalpost shifts
in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight
Probably both. I guess this is karma. I was a lot like him back in elementary/middle school. Always twisting words back on people. I thought it was great fun. Eventually grew out of it. But I guess some people never do.
>>583446427>i grew out of twisting words>translation>>583423978
>>583446427>>583446125>>583445683Buddy this is erg the only posters left here are obsessive schizos
>>583446427all you've fucking done is twist my words, asshat.>you said i should've known all along>you said everyone should know thisetceither that or you're illiterate.
you know you can just ignore him, right?
>>583446806I really need to stop engaging with the guy.
>>583446427Based on arguments I've had with non-creasy shitters here, you very much get what you deserve.
>>583447073What does that mean?
>>583447061Greasetrap you can't help engaging with your "enemies" which is why you turned off your filters after all your posturing about them. Also virtually everyone here shits on you so you'd have to stop posting altogether.
>>583440478Dyke
>>583444512that does describe you though
>>583447214Lol
