>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain: >>583025504
>>583162275my face in that crease
hi erg!!
Do we still post tarnished here
>>583162548hi 'pa
at this point you deserve everything bad that happens to you
>>583162902no, what the fuck
>>583162902slut
invading in this game is making me want to kill myself
>>583162902there should be more of it>>583164153my husband says I deserve some friday cake!
>>583166162what game
>>583166274does it matter? applies to all of them really
>>583166228he poisoned it
>>583166493god3 is fun
>>583166274elden ringi fucking loved invading in ds1 and ds3 but i haven't cracked the code for enjoying er invasions
people are going to call me a fruit if i blogpost about my ds2 seamless invasion experience
>>583167119nice picture idiot
>>583167119And rightfully so.
>>583167119Nah post about it all you want it makes a certain schizo here very mad (he won't be able to stop you anyway)
>>583167114elden ring pvp is not jee approved thats why you dont like it>>583167119only post them if you're using spells or ultra weapons
>>583166654he didn't poison it he bought it at the super center!
>>583167119you should do it regardless what are you some kind of a coward?
>>583168257eat that cake bitch
>>583167119Bad games are usually not looked upon fondly so yeah
>>583167119good no one wants to see that shit you fruit
>>583167119I wanna see it and especially hear your honest first impressions and reactions throughout
>filterfag used a vtuber image for the OP by accident since they don't play the gamelol
>>583169640To be fair it looks like st trina from a distance
>>583167886i don't know what that meansi think it might be decision paralysis on my end. there's so much shit in the game and there's no real onroad to learning with no solo hosts or covenant spotsi learned ds3 by grinding watchdogs at 30 +3 with no infusions, elden ring feels like you have to be minmaxed right out of the gate
>>583170358>30+3Ah so you never played pvp, got it
Who is the most powerful Faith user in the lore? Marika or Miquella?
>>583170537Me. Kek
>>583170537Placidusax duhHe could warp time
>>583170537radagon
>>583170537its this guy >>583170587
>>583170534missed the learned part of that sentence? i started at 30 +3 and moved to 60 and 90 after i got comfortable.what tips, aside from snark, does a pvp god like you have for me?
>>583170537him >>583170587
>>583170537terr
>>583170835>>583170941>>583171395
>>583171395They asked most powerful, not the most brown/raped thoughbeit
>>583171854>>583171458evan of the toe the terrgawderino owns youbro
Would be cool if we could see the stats for each character in the lore
I'll admit the changes to parrying in the latest patch has made my newest playthrough actually fun and worth doing. I never thought I'd beat PCR or Melania using only parries and ripostes when before I had to rely on Spirit Ashes to help me.
>>583172680Even though you don't own your own life, you are just that pathetic kek
my thimby toves….
>>583170537Marika, Miquella aint shit, maybe if he was a god for more than 10 seconds he could've amounted to something
Shut your maggot of the freak
>>583173802>devilkek meltykkkkkkkkkino
>>583162902Cute tarnished. This is my tarnished.
Cut my ergies into freaksThis is my last maggot
Wyldchrist won and owns you
How do I speak like a DS NPC character in real life? (Serious question)so basically I'm gonna play a TTRPG campaign and my character speaks like a DS NPC, like, saying random nonsense bullshit things that you don't understand immediately or something. there's an actual cool way to speak like that, in a misterious way, but how?
>>583175254my husband plays wylder because he can't stand not having the grappling hook otherwise
>>583175254as if
>>583175454try to structure your sentences and responses around referencing esoteric beliefs that make sense only to you, e.g.you want to say>I would like to browse your wares, shopkeeperyou will want to say something like>What's this? The apostate monks speak of your ilk, in the perverse goddess' temple.. to trade belongings for thy meaningless currency, hmph, in an age such as this surely hallowed Velka must understand, alas for blasphemy to be what furthers her veiled goals I may require what you posses, but all that isn't coin is meaningless to you regardless, is it not?and then you have trail off into some retarded and drawn out giggle like you're half insane already when you're done talking
>>583176298>>583175454reddit.com/r/darksouls/comments/1kb76hp/how_do_i_speak_like_a_ds_npc_character_in_real/huh
I freaking love acronyms
>>583171854>>583173802>>583175254owned that threadmaggot nice work
>>583175082I miss youuuuu…
>>583176635>>583173802
When I was a young freakMy dos took me into the ergTo see a maggot bandHe said, "Ergie, when you grow upWould you be the savior of the yurmedThe doxxed and the raped ?
>>583176698
>>583177528Shut your maggot freak, freak maggot
Ooouugh...
>>583178061Leave them alone!
>>583178562I can't help it.
>>583178643dr pimple popper-level tease make it burst
Hello ergies
Hello ergieporgies!
>>583179298h-hewo ...
>>583179298hi boobyposter
>>583178872Once you burst them they cannot be unbursted, and you therefore cannot make them jiggle.
>>583179298Miku poster is best poster she even mogs the asunaposter
>>583179770I just wish I knew what miku or asuna had to do with either elden ring or nightreign...
>>583179849newfag
>>583179849it's like how gay people in elden ring fill their region with bloodied feces, so too must they here on erg post the visual equivalent because of their cattle-like consumerist minds
What’s the lore behind the ants
>>583180347They're big and jiggly and full of sweet nectar! Also they have numen runes and stuff and might have some relation with Marika directly but yeah whatever
>>583180347They’re consuming the leftover sap in the decaying roots of the dead/dying Erdtree, slowly accumulating runes. Probably why they are so fucking big.
>>583180347they are the furtive pygmy
They’re numenants
>>583180538We were all the furtive pygmy once
>>583180347they drop numen runes
What the hell going on in nox amor
>>583180347they like to live in trees so the really big tree made them become really big ants, such is the beauty of the erdtree
>>583180347ants innit? they make nests, dig holes n'stuff
Is there a queue active on erg nightreign desu?
>>583183850i am not queued but I can be?
>>583180347
good evening /erg/
>>583184487volcano pots are way more satisfying at that place
>>583179849>he didn’t find the Easter egganon…
/erg/ i want you for seamless nr tonight
This guy's a real cunt at low level
>>583184567its 8am but good morning
>>583184567its 9am but good morning
>>583184989Name?
>>583185759join and find out. im free for like 2ish hours then back later tnsteam://joinlobby/2622380/109775243731183167/76561198078218736gonna leave the lobby up and do some shit around the house if we get people sweet if not then ill try again later
>>583185759terr
>>583185325shifty...
>>583186040if anyone has thoughts or opinions on scaling i have it set to 100 which is 25% more hp per player. 50 would be 12.5% 200 would be 50% etc etc
@DOSthey're posting ontopic again get in here and derail the thread
caster type B host x knight type A summon story when?
spellblade type B host x caster type B summon
>>583187024the story must be first lived to then be written
>>583187280no that sucks>>583187304it has been lived multiple times in the lands between
>>583174840SUFFOCATIONNO CHUDDING
Shadow of the Erdtree
>>583188139*Shadow of the Ergtree
>>583188139Shitshow of the Turdtree
player 2 has entered the chat
>>583162902>>583174521Lovely additions to the exeharem
>>583187821then write your many stories today, anon
>tfw no gf
>>583188365
>>583174521>>583162902Lovely Wyldwomen*
This O, Flame! Combo Build Might Be BROKEN
>>583187024>>583187280
>>583189012Just jeet things
fc?
>>583188842this was 10+ years ago...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WLSEGWqVG0
>>583189620I'd join at 2/4 unless something comes up
>>583189412hello
>>583188745I can't I'm retarded
>>583189918Yikes my guy
zorfat wiping to D5 tree spirit in 2026 KEKAROOOOOOOO
3/6 seamless nr get in here
>>583191047steam://joinlobby/2622380/109775243731183167/76561198078218736
>>583190826https://www.twitch.tv/zorban/clip/AmazonianTrappedApeUWot-_NKvaH19Q7zrH8foSkipped picking up a 2nd DNAF for a stamina buff instead of giving one to his team who had no negations tooGreedy fatty
>>583190890dagron...
>>5831912014/6
>>583191747i'll join, just need to download seamless again
kek>>583191807sounds good bucko
>>583178061>>583178643>>583180347Why are you like this
>>583191975That last one wasn't me, but yeah, I'm generally regarded as the ant guy.
>>583191975that aint jussy got him acting unwise fr
join now and touch underbakers buttsteam://joinlobby/2622380/109775243731183167/76561198078218736
sick mod game just crashed
>>583192705I'm sure its working as intended
im also just depth 1 so if someone has a higher depth on their mod or knows how to increase it and wants to host feel freesteam://joinlobby/2622380/109775243737964863/76561198078218736
>>583192705If it's sick try giving it some medicine, it may help
>>583192845once we have 5 im waiting 5mins and queueing not really expecting a 6th unless someone speaks up
>>583192908we are not old enough to laugh at this
>>583192705>>583192782Working as intended, completely stable 10/10
>>583193132it didnt show my ballista
>>583193132i reproduced the bug its hitting rb to switch menus while in matchmaking. sorry for the trouble get back in here and lets go with 5 steam://joinlobby/2622380/109775243737964863/76561198078218736
Seamless experience...
>>583193382>rb to switch menus while in matchmakingmods truly are amazing
epic sissy powwow
>>583193382it says session is disbanded when I try to use that link
>>583193621steam://joinlobby/2622380/109775243737965863/76561198078218736
When this general is nice... it's nice.
>>583194257that guy is me
>>583194257
>>583194441i used to get a lot of updoots for "try beast, item" > by my sword with torch. insane how many people forget about it.
>>583194631does the smelly torch actually repel dogs wth
A few clips I saved before quitting the game.Timed game, where enemies waste your time.https://streamable.com/ka30rmThough the grapple target was far, it was still close enough to take damage, but instead of pulling to me, I'm pulled to it.https://streamable.com/z03ajqJust an invader being cunt.https://streamable.com/kz60ny
>>583194257oc?
>>583195135Stop pulling invaders so far out. Especially military camps, once they have to tp and respawn you've fucked the whole encounter.
>>583169640https://streamable.com/ex7fv6
>>583195046The Beast-Repellent Torch does indeed Repel Beasts.
>>583195410Damn, I wish. No.Although I was working on a female demihuman oc considering a certain someone here likes the idea of female boc being cartoonishly abused and placed in perilous situations and I figured an oc demihuman would be a better fit for that.
>>583195046it also repels wolves, rats, madness rats, big dogs except the red eye ones, and basilisks.
>>583196002yeah you could parody those torture goblin comics with that character you should do it
>>583195497That's irrelevant to my video.But since you brought it up: if they respawn, just wait for them to walk back out. After a respawn, they remain aggro and will come running back to you. Be a little patient and everything is fine.If it's a military camp, then they will respawn up near the cliff, which isn't bad. Cliff fights give you the advantage of jumping off the cliff when things get sketchy. Or putting the trebuchet between you and the enemy.
>>583196374>basiliskshuh neat dunno why I never tried that
sorry guys gotta meet some friends ill be back in 4ish hours gg dreggers hope yall play some without me
gg dreglord revenants summons still dont work>2 Ballista Revenantschungus singularity >>583197137cya later
things sure died fastit might be good to increase the health modifier
gg 5 man greg
anything but playing MMV you sissies
>>583196447>if it's a military camp, then they will respawn up near the cliff, which isn't badSomeone always aggros the Lionel or soldier pack. Always. It is fucking bad and you fucking suck
GG seamless Dreg
>>583197458I go where the queuers are
>>583197458I go where the queers are
>>583197546>>583197682there are endless queuers on no password
>>583197756I want to queue with humans, not chinks
>>583197827have you tried going to bed at midnight?
>>583197827racist
>>583197954it doesn't matter, they're always up>>583197957thank you
>>583197137eww normgroid
>>583197478>Someone always aggros the Lionel or soldier pack. Always. It is fucking bad and you fucking suckJust kill them all. You still have the advantage of the low ground.>and you fucking suckAnyway, I can see you're aggro now, so I'm just going to ignore you. Sheesh, upset over nothing...
^ perma rage quit NR award
creasy will be back in a week
>>583190826>>583191238Deserved.
>>583191238>DNAFDate Night At Freddy's?
i uninstalled base ERi had been enjoying it a lot but i felt like i was reaching the limits of that enjoymenti had done everything i really wanted to do in it and felt like i was just going through the motionsand i reinstalled NR insteadwhether i shall stick with it is another matter
>>583199115fair enoughdoes that mean queue?
>>583199470maybe eventually
>>583199115Poorfag can't afford storage space...
>>583198462Shut it benchod
>>583198462benchodly benchoded, benchod
im gonna queue. no girls please
>>583202582>no girls pleasethen you've come to the right place my friend, there are no women here
>>583202672as it happens, there are no men either.
>>583197137(they raped him shortly after)
>>583202892well that just doesn't make sense, what are then? bots?
>>583202672I'm here
all revenants are girlsbut not all girls are revenants
>>583199056ZOS has a crush on him so probably
>>583187024>>583187280>>583188139>>583188365didn’t laugh
I'll leave the queue on for a whileSo 1/3 i guess
I'm gonna play with randos
>>583203000boys and eunuchs. but probably bots too as you suggested.
>>583203137>ZOSZone of Senders?
Dead queue
hey
>>583205119hey
yay
>>583205119here!
i drank coffee i shouldnt have drank coffee it makes me horrible and jittery
covfefe
Been thinking about you, /erg/
Going to The Mountaintops of the Giants and watching 4 Monstrous Crows pecking and tearing apart an abominable snowman.
>>583206080what did you think?
>>583205883>>583206026コーヒー
>>583206181I do this every other day
>>583206590what the hell anon? you're going to jail
>>583206181This, but with Boc
>>583206987Who
Bock the seamsterr
Boc the cock
hello erg do i play elden tonight i will ask the numbers evens elding coop, odds something else
>>583205883>>583206026You have to learn the hard way, bean water shitter
>>583209335you lost cuck
>>583209335are you taking suggestions for the something else?
God I'm amazing, bet you all wish you could be as good as me at jobbing
>>583209335Pay reign
commanding Boc to suck my cock
>>583210072you did the trolls out of order thats why you got hit
>>583210465She wouldn't do that...
>>583210973...isn't he a dude?
>>583209863what shall it be>>583210086that’s an elden
queueing for the videogame
Dangerous
ly based
>>583212346>>583212467KEVIN, KING QF THE ERGIES
I am no longer queued for the videogame
>>583195135>run away from an enemy>it doesn't just attack the air>WTF BULLSHITskill issue you grappled the floor you can see the indicator>enemy dodges your overcommitted attack then hits you after>BULLSHIT CUNTskill issue
fuaking bhenchod fromdalit
>>583213278I can queue in 45m...
>>583214197why can you post but not queue now?
I'm not gay but a penis is way more aesthetically pleasing than a vagina
>>583214305he's working
>>583214985Thanks for the input, OP.
1/3
>>583213836>Waiting for an enemy to attack is a skill issueIf the grapple touched the floor, then it shouldn't damage the enemy. The grapple is sending mixed signals.The greatsword two-handed R2 is fast. It's not overcommiting. And the dodge was bullshit in the first place.
also 1/3
>>583215786unblock me
>>583215506you're a full grapple's distance of course it's not going to attack the air and it shouldn't, retard>The grapple is sending mixed signals.how do you not know how the grappling hook works after all this time? retardtwo handed R2s are not fast in both coming out and recovery, enemies dodging your slow attacks isn't bullshit either and you got hit after because you panic rolled which gets punished by the repeating thrust, retard
wyldeunuch
Cupcake is the biggest fake slut I've ever seen didn't even post anything besides his chest in a dressLarpcake
>>583216778well done you really flogged that cocktease
top 5 /erg/ sluts?
kekcake
45 minutes have passed, I am in queue.
yemcake
>>583216778did you do it to them melons?
>>583216476If I'm at full grapple distance, then it shouldn't do damage to the enemy. The game is sending mixed signals.The greatsword two-handed R2 is fast.If the Scholar followed up with another R1, then it would have been too fast to react to. So i rolled quickly to avoid a potential R1 combo.
>>583216778about that...
Come on, I was just curious...
>>583217630she posted more? where?
>>583217713you have to take it easy or you're gonna scare the type Bs away
>>583217294why would the first point be referring to the 2nd streamable retard don't you have basic pattern recognition you're not worth replying to especially when you insist that a 2 handed greatsword R2 is fast
>>583217068im qd seems ded desu
>>583217905Yeah shame
anybody on psn available to help transfer a hammer talisman? forgot to pick it up on my twink, but i just grabbed it on fresh character. i'll give you some runes!!
dustinatina please queue
>>583217994>anybody on psn
dusttina gock and feet
kek
gg 3bugs
gg 3bugz
>>583217835Why did you measure the distance by grapple? You made it sound like you were referring to the grapple clip. You could have just said I was a far distance.The grafted scion may or may not attack if you get close. Even if you stand near it, it can still decide to stay in the ready position for a long time.It's just safe to keep my distance and wait it out, rather than try to bait out one of it's weirdly squirmy attacks up close. Also, as a game designer, Fromsoft can just make it cancel its stance without striking the air.But also, many enemies do in fact strike the air if you wait.So you're just wrong about this on like 3 levels.And yes, the 2 handed greatsword R2 is fast. I would be glad if you didn't reply to me. Keep your promise.
>>583218089figured it was a longshot but i had to ask
I am back in the queue for the videogame
is there a way to duplicate a character without mods or do i have to use save manager
Surely there are 6 men among us who would answer the call for a seamless nr run
>>583219065Only if bosses have 600% health
>>583212346>>583212467kek
>>583219136I’ll set it to 200 vs 100 purely based on how we performed last time and go from there
exeslave
>>5832190651x Man on standby
i am up i supposemake good use of me
>>583219706*has my way with you*
sleep OR get the fuck in here steam://joinlobby/2622380/109775243763590190/76561198078218736
>>583220171N
>>583220194Name? Tier? Skin color? Gock size?
>>583220335AbrukumaFWhite (American)6 on a good dick day
Finally I killed this thing. I hate this boss. Fucking ugly moveset. Last time killed him with zweihander and it was far, far more easy
>>583220428You're an erg tgirl? Waow
am i a bad person for stealing shiftys dripand their build(though the second was just coincidence)
2/6 on seamless lets go buckos>>583220878id only identify as a woman to entice you to join this seamless 6 player nr experience
>>583220935>>583220846thats embarrassing sorry im a little drunkypoo
unironically if we get 4 ill queue lmfao we're 3/6 brothers lets get in here
>>583191047>the ergies actually did something for onceIs this why I woke up at 3AM all of a sudden?
gg stacked run baby libra kek
>>583221260show gock
GG Minilibra, very physical drops centric run.
>>5832212603 of us just beat goat so maybe you'll fill the group
>>583221435>>583221483hey sexys you should queue seamless steam://joinlobby/2622380/109775243763590190/76561198078218736
>>583221260I'll join in a bit. Give me a moment.
>>583221483post your gock and feet right now dust
>>583221564hello sexy sexy yes yes benchod bloody
>>583221564Sorry, but not interested.
queueing with 4 in 5mins join if you dare or everyone tell me to wait if you want
>>583221636Shitter.
>>583221564I think this is using my MMV save file is this going to fuck anything up?
>>583220171I just realized the sleep icon is supposed to be a closed eye.
>>583222045idk man i just work here
>>583221017does your girlfriend know that?
>>583222192cringe
everything still died very quickly!
5/6 cmon get in here number 6 queueing in 5
gg greggame gave me nutty fists
Mod crashed and you desharted bg D2 anyways
>>583224252gimme a link thats not nexus and i install and join
>>583224824No. You WILL respect trans rights.
>>583224824>>583224946trannies breathe air that means you should stop breathing air too
>>583224946>>583225040i'm just too lazy to set a new password because i tend to forget it after not using nexus for a while, i'll just pass
>>583224252any s tier
>>583225040They don't for long, so it's fine
will you guys play with me even though I'm brown and a tranny?
>>583225618we already play with you trish
>>583225618we already play with you t*rr
so faggot and boring
>>583224946Man what is wrong with you
>>583170537The Lord of Frenzy, even before the ending you just torch down the Erdtree with raw strength.
>>583225846>>583225783But I have both of those blocked
I didn't even get the chance to put the new tech to use.
gg miranda flower, teamwork making the dream work
gg im down for one more if yall are 4/6
>>583226314>yallblocked
>>583226314joining wait for me!
ggs friendos
ggs holester bedtime for
>>583226407its ogre but im happy to queue normal nr if ya want
>>583226314>>583220194nyo...
if the health multiplier was raised, i didnt notice itevery boss still died in like 10 seconds and there were basically no downsits late for me so i had to g0
>>583226487ok queuing vanilla
>>583226518i didnt raise it because i was drunk and forgot but next week i'll triple the hp and we'll see how we feel but i agree it was way too quick. there's prob a way to modify depth and ill look into that too
>>583226518I got to solo a lion which was neat.
0/3 its nyover...
first time I see another player wearing my fashion and it's my ex impersonating me this is so buns
>>583228583what
I’m supposed to have Duskbloods already where is it?
>>583228583wrong general sire go this way >>583219447
>>583229628Shut it freaky maggot
Uh oh...spergy melty...
I've never liked those +3 player runs it's so fucking chungus
Spergy chungus freaked maggots
>Warriors of my lord>Lord GodfreyI just realized, we don't meet any of the original Warriors of Godfrey? Crucible Knights don't count, obviously, they weren't kicked out.
sent that maggot freaking
This game lasts too long I want a 2 day NR
>>583230591which erg girl looks like this?
>>583228808right?>>583229628I have 0 interest in posting anywhere else outside of here and much less interest in lgbt chatrooms like ffxiv
>>583231917trish
>>583230332Nepheli
>>583232083He's so fucking lame and cowardly we should all block him.
>>583231917sludge>>583232083wrong
>>583232083She's so fucking awesome and courageous we should all befriend her.
>>583232083>>583232143trish and sludge should have a clapping contest
>>583232161Don't talk about yourself in third person.
>>583232125this>>583232161picture his low class latino face saying his "omaigoo" while generating AI porn, this is who you are talking about
Trish after I beat him to a pulp in DS3 PvP: https://vocaroo.com/119HRnw7RVcn
>>583229842You set the special ed class off. Well done, if that was your intention.
>>583226280Based
>>583232468Saying " low class latino " is pretty redundant
>>583233512it's the difference between a european looking one and a laborer looking one
>>583231953you're in a lgbt chatroom right now idiot
>summon pool completely dead>decide to throw on tt and blue ring to get some activity>progress the level until eventually a non-suicidal red invades>Bearmancer in full cosplay using mirror>2 blues turn up, we start a duel line>first blue goes down, was actually pretty close>second blue begins fighting Bearmancer>gets Bearmancer down to about a third>another red invades now that his slot is open>he immediately rushes down Bearmancer, probably thinking he's the host>Bearmancer dies, the blue looks dejected>this new red pauses and looks at us for a moment>severs outWhy are they like this?
>>583233736North Mexicans are whiter but also the most cartel'd and suicidal ones. Seem lower class than the browns at Center and South which are apparently more peaceful within context.t. my big ass latina friend
>>583236579>brown retards won't go after each other when they can prey on whitey
why is shiteazu so obsessed with trish
>>583237174self namedropped again award
>namesnamesnamesnamesnames>turn off the filter btw>namesnamesnamesnamesnames
>>583237375If you had anything to add you could post it instead of crying and seething like above
>>583237487Pointing out how batshit insane your name posting is, is additive.
rrte
any q?
>>583234716wrong? I am in the elden ring thread? sure it has some failed men buckbroken by porn addictions but not all of them are bad, really it's just mostly the anime posters who are easily filterable with modern tools
>>583237908anime owns you faggoturd
>>583236579south americans are batshit insane actually, the most violent countries were the central ones, brazil is brazil, and the southernmost ones may not have cartels but they have had severe issues with cult of personality figures, Jodorowsky is the one good export you have ever had btw and he was white jewish
>>583238005your reply is a pretty textbook example of your impotence reactions, try not to show your weird shaped dick to more people btw you know that nobody in real life wanted to see that
>>583238209you seem strangely obsessed with other men's penises
>>583238629because i am gay, and i have come to this thread to rape you, which i have done
>>583239741I don't really see how Elden Ring is easier than DS3 outside of spirit ashes being so strong that they can solo bosses by themselves.
>>583240016The concept of not using summons doesn't even register in the minds of timmies and kevins.
I'm taking more gen requests ask away you can also ask ER characters
>>583240421spooky
>>583240346Generate this >>583232468 omaigoo
>>583240346bluecel x coopcel x hostcel x redcel
Anyone interested in a queue?
>>583240346Leyley (Trish) x BWC
>>583240346Revenant wearing a competitive school swimsuit, pulling it to one side at a magicians rise watering the flowers outside if you know what I mean. (we all know that's the reason Dutchess, Recluse and Revenant have to visit rises)
you're so sad erg
youre so whimsy erg
>>583240016>I don't really see how Elden Ring is easier than DS3 when there're 6 million ways to circumvert the difficulty without ever improving mechanically
>>583240016Well for one, you cannot be invaded as a solo host.
>>583226280brown
>>583231917trishtina, dustina, cupcaketina and sludgetina
just improved mechanically
>>583246396>>583230591>>583232083>>583231917Shut the fuck up.
>>583225618I don't think anyone has cared about playing with trannies. Everyone's played with trish, elf, sludge, phoebe, cupcake, dust, zdrada, yys, fox, yoe, roxy, shifty, cc, mellow, monica, terr, ninebox, etc. As long as you sincerely try to win and play as a team, no one cares what you are.
geg
Reminder that males are dumber than females in this setting. This is why a woman could barge in and take over the top science. Males are also much bigger simps and will allow it to happen.
>>583247681that explains also the state of /erg/
>>583246732Shifty is a boy
>>583247730Wrong
>>583247681That explains the white replacement situation in Europe by the brown migrant foreign invaders too
>>583216778>>583216821>>583217764funny reverse psychology
If ELDEN RING was a DISCORD CHAT (TRY NOT TO LAUGH!!!)
>>583226280We all do. Good choice.
>>583230591What kind of profound mental illness do you need to find this attractive
>>583249076/v/ woud call you gay if you insulted shit like this, so you would hasve to be brown to find this attractive
>>583216778she got people to add her on discord to do it privately
>>583249076particular concentrations of mutt particles
>>583249076being from the global south is a genetic illne- erm I mean condition, chud
>>583244020decent suggestion
>>583236579On the flipside, they’re also higher IQ and usually tend to stay chilling in their haciendas rather than hopping the border so they’re better than their brethren automatically
>>583240421kek
>>583246732kurry dip xisters...
>>583246732Like a quarter of those are probably regular guys but otherwise yeah spot on
Damn catbox is still down>>583242152>>583244179https://gofile.io/d/TD344DTLI'm actually not 100% sure what you meant with the rev swimsuit so I hope this is correct>>583240591>>583244020I'm not doing that
I was organizing my Fromsoft folder and found this gem this game used to be so fun.
>>583251262Three god gamerz fighting
>>583251262cut those fuckers in half, nice work
>>583251262Oh, I get it it's ironic and shows you completely replying on poise to mash out of stun
>>583251494>>583251397>>583251318duskbloods when
>>583251262;u;
>>583250867this is trosh
>>583250867Ashley graves x BWC
>>583251262nice daggers
>>583229257>>583251552>>582967356
>>583217994>>583218659We had like 5 people here regularly talking about it on there a few threads ago not sure where they all went but you should stick around they might pop up again
>>583252430you're raped
^^ actual raped faggot maggot who cries at the truth
>>583251262>gem
>>583252430>>583253279
>daily raped cuckjeet delusionscinema
>>583218659>>583217994>>583252441I will be on ps today in a little bit if you want me to mule you stuff
>>583225618>>583246732This. Pretty sure all the troons are pretty liked as players, just be friendly
>>583232161>>583232227everyone has begun to say this
>>583239741Eldensissies… not like this…
Personally, I block all the troons, and filter them where possible. I HATE having to engage with troons in any way, shape, or form.
reminder tgirls are erg culture we love our tgirls around here
>>583254831based>>583254927wrong and also cringe
ps guy and xbox slut making out
I want to make new ER characters, but launching the game and opening cheat engine and making them feels like a huge chore.
>>583255236>>583254927>>583254223>>583253279>>583254734>>583254758Shut up
>>583254831gays are worse than trannies even the holy see agrees
>>583255236Why did you add the picture on the right?
>>583255236klippi!
>>583255515literally who
asking an onlyfans cross dresser to reference your epic 4chan general is massive loser activities, being that cross dresser attention whoring in a thread is exponentially worse
>>583255236that's a man
>>583255638the person on the right
>>583255848Perchance, might you elucidate me on the identity of this individual?
>>583255964klippi
>>583255964you ain't deserve no explanation
>>583221581>>583221584>>583224946>>583254927>>583255368Shut it chasertroon
>>583237174it’s actually sad how bad you are at figuring this out dude
duskbloods going from pvevp to pve when a boss spawn is so retarded what's the point of making an extraction "shooter" if you're going to do that>>583251262>eldog webm>gem
Remember Carian Retaliation on release?Now THAT was gaming.
>>583256460Friendly fire retard
>>583254831I don’t believe this post is from a pass player
>>583256536because it will lead to a second mouse gets the cheese situation where no one wants to hit the boss
>>583256892I do this
>>583256772but that doesn't happen in other extraction shooters
these days, is lvl 20 or lvl 30 range more fun for early game multiplayer?
The rain has stopped and now we are entering Dusk (in 2026)
I took 12 minutes and made a RL60 +12/5 character.No invasions. Dead game.
>>583257630creepy
>>583257630I did this but for erg boys
>>583258112ahahahaha what a waste
>>583257778It was already pretty dead a year ago I can't imagine how it is now. I still hold tight on my theory that the player count is botted to give the impression that the IP is still worth investing (elden ring movie, for example)
>>583250867>dickGross, gen it again with a pussy please.
>>5832587271/3too
3/3
>>583255236>dsjeets arevv agp troon losers checks out
>>583254278that would be hugely appreciated! just the talisman is fine, i'm sorted on everything else/would rather get it myself if i haven't. i've got 2 lord's runes on the twink that you can have in return
>>583259632Trans girls are our best players
>>583257778>rl60All the activity is in 20-30+3, 90+17 and 168-200
>>583261323what about between 90 and 168
>>583240346Recluse but even bigger
>>583259786I put my sign down at church of elleh with pw erg, I'm good on runes btw just happy to help!
>>583261417Duelists sit at 150, so the highest you should go is 115.
My bow with night tide...
>>583262921rip I saw that but you were fine
>>583262980Oh shit I'm a retard I didn't see that and took it because I had no negation.
>>583255964fennoscandia strongest berserker
>>583262407thank you! not a make or break talisman but definitely handy when you need it!!
>>583264131no problem!
>>583258847>>583261506Both have been added in the gofile link but next time specify for non futa revenant since that's what I do by default
>>583257778deserved for cheating, play the game sissy
>>583250867Trish is so fucking lame.
no news there
>>583250867redGODS are so lucky...
>>583268434...said by quite literally none but the raped and schizophrenic
>>583269575not really, well adjusted streamers outside of erg sphere of influence have banned him for his repulsive behavior
i feel like trish assumed i hated her when i stopped playing with erg
>>583270552>her
>>583270552you are talking about the man that sounds like thiswww.vocaroo.com/119HRnw7RVcnalso he doesn't care about you unless you are feeding his ego or roleplaying porn in DMs together and even then to say he "cares" is a stretch
>>583270371so it's as he said
2/3
>>583197215>>583230060Hello brainrot anon
Those conspectus portraits confuse the fuck out of me.
>>583265342nice double moons of renalla
>>583265342Nice, would drink that Revenant juice.
>>583271560you only like someone like that because internet and porn has fried your weak brain
>>583274159this is a trvke in agartha
>>583274159>>583274319you know nothing
mmm pork and fries
yurming on ergieburgies
>>583272000Hello digits confirm
>>583274159Can you stop posting? You're boring and retarded.
>>583277475don't shake the doll
Why do /we/ like the noble slender sword so much?
>>583276012This is off topic to elden ring. At least saw prawn n chips
>>583278007we don't that shit is weak and mini but it's queen of infusable straight swords if you want to use one
>>583230060I played in a couple before theyre alright. they just feel very goofy and casual
>>583278168/we/ love NSS on /erg/. You sound like you didn't get the memo
>>583277475it's impossible
>>583278309who is we?
>>583278708the ergs hauptamt
>>583278708WE ARE THE ERGIEPORIGES HERE US YERM
we are loud and proud erg girls
For me its warhawk talon even though it's just a way weaker erdsteel dagger
doe*ergsteel*
>>583279124I like wakizashi and broadsword
>>583279224yes
>>583279224doe ergsteel yuh yuh yeermy wyldahlit exebrahmin yun yuh
>>583279124the point of the hawkie talon is hyperarmor on sword dance and the crouch r1, together with the cool r2 ofcourse
Exebaron owns the wyldserf
Exeristocrat rules over wyldpeasant
waki is the best bleed daggererdsteel is the highest AR/dps (fth)miseri with parry is the best sidearmhawk has the broken r2broad is the strongest square offnss is the longestthe rest are pointless
>>583280116bloodstained dagger is the best looking daggerthe longsword is the most based straightswordeverything else is slop
>>583279870>>583280006That goes without saying
What do Shabriri grapes really taste like?Like, assuming you didn't know what they were beforehand...
>>583280116FKSS is a slightly weaker but longer ErdGlintstone Kris is peak but not really a dagger just an L2 stickReduvia has blood blade that doesn't cost HP
>>583280116We like NSS here
>>583280524probably like an opiate
>>583280524shabriri grape>Delectably tender and sweet, yet searing...fingerprint grape>Ohh, how sweet, yet, how it burns...
>>583280712Not salty enough. A human eyeball would taste salty and slimy.
>>583280834well it's been toasted a bit in some tasty yellow chaos
Thoughts on my wife Rellana?
>>583281724I saw her sucking off a paladin last week
>>583281724I saw her sucking off terr last week
>>583279870>>583280006>mindbroken spamWyldvictims ladies and gents.
We must Execrush this wyldsurrection
Your guy is a brown slave. Stop the larp.
>>583282890nice job slut
>>583282997cute picture of cupcake and terr
>>583282997cute picture of elf and terr
>>583282890Flamed that maggot plant, well done slutty benchod
Your guy is a virile stud. Continue sharing the truth.
>>583283174Instead of calling me a slut like the fag you are maybe you should apply what's in the webm in an actual expedition.
>>583283563cute picture of trish and terr
>>583283563ewww bruh come on
>>583282997me and you
>>583283563cute picture of cupcake and terr
>>583283605The normal miranda benchod doesn't even do that sperg attack, I bet only the madness swamp one does it
>>583283605why
>>583283798Stop calling her a slut.
>>583283779>only the madness swamp one does itThat is true.>>583283798It's useful because you can hit the flower for free while it's stunned.
>>583283867only if you stop assuming xher gender>>583283934okay but I'll have to use some other source of fire damage because I don't normally rock faith builds
>>583283934BENCHOD SLUTTY
>>583283934I forgot to mention this, but if you use fire against the little madness flowers they will blow up.>>583284108>>583284248This is why nobody sticks around for long.
>>583270552It’s possible, just clear it up with her next time she shows up>>583277475This is true
>>583284504You seem rather upset
>>583284797>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>herSo fucking delusional...
>>583284504your game looks so pretty it's like a dream
>>583233054nobody has played that in a century
>>583285041Girls who haven't voice trained are still girls
>>583285131You should kill yourself.
>>583285208grow up
>>583285086you're never gonna be liked like who you try to emulate >>583285131obvious bait but people who actually think this way are profoundly evil
>>583285120Hello there sissy. Want to have a fightclub behind the Pontiff's room?
>>583278821>>583279224>>583279610>>583279870>>583280006>>583280276>>583282419>>583282843>>583283563What is this brand of subhumanity called and how can we cure it
Trishtina is our queen deal with it
>>583285608what the hell
>>583285608what are you babbling about retard
>>583285608You struck a nerve and triggered the maggot troon chasers. Nice work. Victory goes to you.
>>583285935You stop giving them attention but we both know you're not gonna do that so continue screaming into the void if you want
>>583286259no? he said I'm trying to emulate someone and I'm not doing that like how weird do you have to be to assume the worst of someone like that??
>>583285943we must protect da queen my bruddas do you know da wey
>>583286259unequivocal truths will do that >>583286439useless + fooling no one
just go to bed
reform /erg/
This game is so stingy with regular smithing stones, they should've just halved the smithing stone requirements so you'd only need to spend 6 stones per tier. No wonder everyone gravitates towards somber weapons, it's the only thing you're allowed to experiment with.
restore erg
>exepests are poopdick cuckoldsNot surprising.
Reminder that glintstone is, quite literally, the crystalized jizz of the greater will.Sorcerers are gay as fuck.
>>583288740just get those bell bearings
how to grow doll joints and become quite short
You seem obsessed with poopdicks bro
doll joint tattoos on my crippled arm
You seem to like posting them cuckbro
Wyldbull womb tattoos on all the girls (including exejeeta)
Exebull womb tattoos on all the girls (including wyldjeeta)
>>583288740Unless it's a run where I specifically want to go all in on one weapon, I usually try to have one somber and one regular weapon. That way I can do any lategame stuff early if I really want.
>>583290252Kino original>>583290395unfunny brown copy from theraped
>>583290252Unfunny brown original from theraped>>583290395Kino copy
>>583290252wylder cum so strong it slowly turns exejeeta into a woman with fat honkers
>>583290395executor cum so strong it slowly turns wyldjeeta into a woman with fat honkers
>>583291742>>583292487I think you should kill yourselves.
>>583291742>>583292487I think you should live yourselves.
>>583291742Many are thinking this
you guys should take a 70 minute walk outside and also pledge to never look at a porn again
>>583285935that’s called being a dsgypsy. there’s no cure for it. continue curbstomping him at your leisure.
>>583285876you got the wrong poster junior
>>583292864shut your cocksucker husbandjeet
>>583292893>you got the wrong poster junior
>>583285935Noblesse oblige
>>583292915why? it's the right thing to do for your health at this point
playthroughs doko
>>583293060>health advice from some fat retarded cunt
>>583261323>90+17Also dead.>200Also dead.Maybe stormveil has some activity, but I actually doubt it.
>>583292864You need 70 hour consensual gangbang nyow
>>583291742No one is thinking this
I uninstalled ER since it's dead. Might try pyromancer in DS3 since it's not dead.
>>583293195Im the opposite of fat my husband wishes I would eat more
Husbandposter status? Victorious.HPOS (husbandposter obsessed schizo) status? Raped and defeated.
>>583293535you're spiritually a fat cunt regardless, lecturing strangers while being a waste of oxygen that merely exists
Oh no no no HPOSxisters....we're losing the narrative...
>>583293910>simping for a married roastieyou are double cucked
>>583293818y'know if I really can be so powerful as to channel such large energy, well I just have to take a mighty compliment kindly don't I?
>>583294113>the powerful energy of a worthless meat sackokay
>>583294013that poster is so successfully triggering you that I honorarily bestow upon them the esteemed Fat Bossbitch Energy badge, which designates us as winners indefinitely
I will queue in 30 minutes, you have been warned
I am her husband AMA I love Elden Ring
>>583294380my husband is in the car driving right next to me we're going to an office party
>>583294013>HPOSjeet meltdown kino
>>583294465On a Sunday?
>>583294272>foid spamming vapid normalfag preaching and humble bragging to a bunch of nerds onlineshe knows she's worthless and she's insecure about it
>>583294830>getting this butthurt over a random foid onlineyup it's TheRaped
>>583294678shut it freak
>>583294962>getting this butthurt over a random foid getting ridiculedcuck
>>583294678saturday and uh yeah well it's not AT the office but it's a closed invite apartment party for the execs, I promise you I will be wishing I was home playing elden ring
>>583294013>>583294830>>583295135Destroyed that mailordertroon and xher simp, well done.
>>583294830hey Im starting to think the joke about going outside really gets to you for a serious reason, are you invalid in the legs or something? I don't mean to be rude and besides it's just something that would be honestly good for anyone ok?
>>583295317there are nothing but immigrants outside please help me
>>583295280dont talk to yourself you absolute cretin
>>583295567You wish that was the case simpcuck.
>>583295702not your rapist/god/obsession/master sorry
>>583295508understandable I think your solution is to be nice to them and then start a landscaping and roofing company where you trick them into thinking they're their own bosses like amazon does with their delivery contractors so you can keep them all busy in one place and on your side, then you should withhold their wages and send them directly to their neglected wives and families or something like that
>>583295317>it was a joke but actually i mean it, please stop mocking my trite cliches and ego stroking normalfaggotry
>>583295871whoa hmmm..really makes you think
>>583294378name?
>>583292915>language of your rapistFinally realized it’s correct? Lol
>>583294678Third world self report
Imagine crying about ''normalfaggotry'' in this day and age bro get a grip lmao
>>583295508… there are immigrants in Mumbai?
uh oh aspiring normalfag getting heated
>>583296903terr
>>583296323terr
>>583293325terr
terr
nice thread ergies
promised consort terr rules this realm
i invaded some gay furries in ds3 and they rushed into the boss fog so i commented "thats why you lost to germany" on his profile
>>583298698your sad edgy joke would have been a little better in middle school, unfortunately you are living under a rock and fail to realize that germany lost to the furries by virtue of furry occupation, individuals who may be more liable to be neo nazis than non furry germans to boot
>>583298648>shit boss with pozzed undertones destined to be defeated by The ErgtanishedChecks out.
>>583298993not reading a word you typed i dont care just like your parents didnt care
>>583299236We should put dust in S+ tier for this
mighty terr
>>583299216bizarre and sad projection, my mom always supported my business and projects and she adores my husband but it's true that she doesn't care much for elden ring though
>>583299670bizarre and sad projection
Superior erg*
>>583293910it's more like HSOS (husbandschizo obsessed schizo)
>>5832992367/10
>>583297079>>583297084>>583297284>>583297508>>583298648But enough about raped maggotjeets
>>583298993you got them there
>>583299723you sound like you're not doing so hot little guy is there someone I can call for you to pick you up?
>>583299809Hello there little chungus
>>583299946You sound bothered. Have you been sent flying like a maggot freak by HSOS? Sounds yermy to me. If you're really upset we can settle this in a 'tiffs fc.
foidjeet is blowing xer tampon again
>>583300062well not upset but I would fc for reasons of fun and joy, albeit not for the next like 5 hours tragically
Chase finds invasions at 150-200 just fine. Could it be that... they're staged?
We're the ergieyogurts
>a-actually i cant throw hands, but i can continue talking shit!that's what I thought. Stay humbled, pissant.This thread is owned by vitty gang
>>583299969hi hi big chudly
>>583300546I mean you can still duel me if you want to later or tomorrow, you'll win easily and I'll laugh and have fun anyways and that is all there would be to it
ive been hired by chase for duels and invasions beforeyou get a fairly detailed script but its more just a starting point that you arent expected to follow too closely, there's a few takes done and he picks the one he likes most
>>583299904i dont remember talking about you
>target gets away because I had the wrong spell equipped
>>583300546kek
>>5833007256+/10 put similar effort into future posts and you'll improve even more
>>583300725I thought it was weird that he invades so many cod style usernames with numbers and underscores, when there's no unique name restrictions. Definitely renamed randomly to hide their normal names.
>>583300840kek
>>583300546Weird ending. Not a thing, and dont talk about yourself.
in queue
>>583300791>targetdon't talk about people that way that's a real person with thoughts and feelings
hey shifty
wtf I kept saying I WOULD throw hands so please don't do me like this I'm gonna cry out of concern for your mental
>>583301139his name is spanish or something(like most ds3 players)............. so yeah
Even though the DDF is the strongest army
>>583301080Said no one ever.
>>583301297>>583301340
>>583301391Sorry, I'm a red-faced goblin and tagged the wrong post twice silly me. Meant for >>583300546
>>583301140hey
>>583301607>That Van Helsing DMC clone game in the backgroundsoul
>583300791absolute rancid dogshit abysmal webm -100/10
also queueing
>>583301297Do not talk about yourself in the third person deviljeetmaggotfaggot
^^^ raped cuckjeet
>>583301248You make a good point>>583301607Gay animal cool background
no this is the time for a hate fc, let's spank those asses!
Theraped K***ht
>>583303407read it like therapod
terr rex
The Rapist K***ht
Fallingstarbeast.webm
>>583301607any luck in 4ever?
>>583304191if I don't make it to 30 before the next level cap increase I'm going to kill my frog
>>583304271oshit
>>583304191i didnt get a beta key so no
>>583304271you got it sis you are the ergie queen of azeroth take our energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
>>583302920>>583302454
>>583304725shut the fuck up П (◞‸◟) П
what beta :o
The real reason why certain people attack me here, is because I've expressed anti-femboy, anti-tranny, and anti-ADHD sentiments. As well as call them out on their use of cute anime girl reaction images.
>>583300791You made the handicapped child have a non-reply melty. Apologise.
It's actually because you're a dense bloviating shitlib
>>583305416based desu
>>583305416truth
>>583305416The ADHD posters are going to start spamming in anger. Big mistake.
>>583305416twin same except those images are not cute
>>583288860>>583290051>>583290252>>583290510>>583291742Everyone is screaming this from the top of their lungs.
>>583256713But you aren’t friendly so no I got it right
don't be rude
>>583306439depends on who is asking
>>583306529i'm asking
>>583306604fuckin weird name you got I think I will choose to be rude because of how you answered me
>>583306604asking what
new>>583306704>>583306704
new>>583306727>>583306727
>>583300739Correct. You were talking about yourself. Hence my post. Get the jizz out of your eyes.
nonporn got it first at last nice
>>583306724>>583306730please stop
>>583306803unfiltered thread is basically always first
>>583305610got his ass
>>583255138There's more than one PS player.
>>583306934historically it's preferred even when second.
>>583305416>trying to rally the chuds to her sidePeople were stomping you in the thread for blogposting nd bragging about your boring relationship long before any of those things you mentioned became apparent. Truth is, you've always been annoying. >>583305610You just described creasy but I'm pretty sure
>>583307101Ah right, all 2 of them kek
>>583308005I think that's him, she's a lowercase poster.
>>583308147Like 5
>>583308490None of them play the game bud
>>583308352>she's a lowercase poster.people can change their formatting just like this I've also never seen anti-femboy/tranny posts from creasecuck, seems too unsafe for his ilk. Husbandtroon doesn't like either of them.
>>583308571Well that’s not true as we’ve seen
>>583306387>>583306404>>583307064>>583306786>>583308005>>583305578>>583305610shut it reterrd
>>583305416we pwned you
>>583305842>except those images are not cuteTrue. They're intended to be cute, but they're not.
>>583310637they assfucked you raw get over it mass reply jeet
^^ raped schizojeet delusions
>>583311158They are cute actually
>>583313107not really, there is a grotesque nature to them, empathetic people can sense the vile shamelessness that those cartoons are designed to take advantage of for their target demographic of effete men
>>583312915 (me) oops I’m retarded meant for >>583310637
>>583308571we had playstation fcs at least three or four times I swear, I was there
>>583308953I actually have trans friends btw I just hate ineffective and pointless men, so this naturally includes the homosexuals and the porn addicts
>>583313762>>583313531therapy. now.
>>583314435tried several times never did work, the best therapy in the world is real true forever love I love my husband so much, I even will finally get to play elden ring soon because we can finally leave the party early
>>583313587>>583312915
>>583186929Dont tease him he’ll go into overdrive
>>583306724>>583306730>both still up
Deep in the nightshone a weak and miserly light where the Monkey shouldered his lamp, someone had told him the Bear'd been wandering a fair piece away from where they were camped. Someone had told him the Bear had been sneaking away to the seaside caverns, to bathe, and the thought troubled the Monkey for he was afraid of spelunking down in those caves, and also afraid what the village people would say if they saw the bear in that state, lolling and splashing obscenely.Well, it seemed irrational, reallyWashing that face; Washing that matted and flea-bit pelt in some sea-spit-shine, old kelp dripping with brine, but monkey just laughed, and he muttered“When she comes back, Ursula will be bursting with pride.. Till I jump up!Saying, ‘You've been rolling in muck!Saying, ‘You smell of garbage and grime!’”But far out, far outBy now, by now....
