Previous: >>583358571>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Symboli Kris S will get married to her trainer
KIIIIII MIIIII TOOOO
>>583373149That's me btw
>>583373149That trainer? Thats me.
Someone poached that guy from Mambo before I could do it.Fuck.
I do not find Mejiro Dover appealing
Best general in the whole site
>>583373173did not ask
You people are fucking retarded.
What's the irl explanation of Dober having a hard time with men?
I do find Mejiro Doberry very appealing
Should I order Popeyes for lunch?
ryan LOVE
cute
Friendly reminder that Dober's room smells like fish.
>>583373332She pegs them
I'm having a "hard" time with Dober too hahaknow what im sayin haha
>>583373332How hard???
>>583373332Horse did very well in mare only races but poorly in mixed ones I think
>>583373453No?
>>583373476sometimes its really THAT easy
Daryz...
>>583373453You lost me.
I thank god everyday none of you fucks went to japan to horse fuck the actual Dober
>>583373332she mostly jobbed to colts and stallions
I want to pull Mejiro Dober into an empty classroom and start kissing, licking, sucking, and biting on her neck. I want to leave my mark and then push her back into the hallway so that her friends and rivals seem that she's claimed.
>>583373460Full hard.
The price for not getting smaru is being a powerlet and suffering.
Tachyon LOVE
Suki suki suki sugi Chiyono O
Reminder that Dober is the tracent bicycle!
so...how much of this was/is a gaslight?
>>583373652that's not a powerletit's an everythinglet
>>583373603>no japanese Mr. Hands yet
HASHIRI KISOI GOAL MEZASHIHARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSICZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO OMOIYUME GA KITTO KANAU NARA
>>583373768
>>583373574No one here has fucked a horse and no one will ever do something as deranged as that.
shutthe fuck uptranny sea
>>583373834>jobbing to your ex-wifedamn
>>583373886you're just baiting for trannies to talk about fucking a horsecock dildo
>>583373834Wait VF actually uses She/Her pronouns? I thought that was a meme
wahey>>583373257rude
>>583373886Are you willing to bet on that?
ANO HI KIMI NI KANJITANANIKA WO SHINJITEHARU MO NATSU MO AKI MO FUYU MO KOE NEGAI KOGARE HASHIREAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHOURI EEEEEEEEEE
>>583373834kwab
>>583373834I feel bad for the uma, she didn't deserve to be some sloptuber's avatar.
Mejiro Milk (McQueen do not apply)
>>583374020bite me, zoomie
>>583373735Damn, even Rura got to hit?
>>583373886whenever I open my umamusume folder I see a thumbnail of a human cock in a horse pussy because I downloaded those vids that got posted in case they would come in handy in the futureI should move them to a separate folder
>>583374010>she
>>583373476>destroy females>become weak in front of a penisMan she's the most feminine mare of all!
Dober is a good girl
Dober just can't beat the cock.
yay
>>583374114twicerura got a milf fetish>>583374246nobody beats the cock
>>583373834>gomen torecchi~>I'm going with the better oshiplayer
>>583373332>mare>did worse the more colts and stallions there were in her race>and also became a baby factory for a lot of the great horses of her erathat's basically it
>>583374229>areas with wood are bad for herDoes that mean me inserting my rod in her was actually of bad luck? Damn
>>583374150c’mon son
>>583374229
>>583374250Don't
>>583374250:D
How many recoveries do you need for CM20? Calculator is telling me a pace with 1 gold + 1 white and 800 stamina/600 guts can tank three stamina debuffs and still have a 90% spurt rate.
>>583374250the beast
>>583373886v28zm6.mp4
How do you get a bigger spurt rate?
>>583373834>>583374308lol
>>583374501901+gold
>>583374250>>583374450
>>583374501*taps the sign*
>>583374569Stamina and acceleration
>>583374501precious curren gf>>583374531precious teio daughterprecious grove wife
>>583374229>pedo
>>583374501902+gold
>>583373886>he wasn't here last year
Do a cheeky tenner for this beauty.She loves you.Do it for her.
>>583374584Tamachan is small
>>583374587a-anon... you're not still using this chart, let alone as a basis for CMs, are you?
>>583373980why was that your first thought?
>>583373886idk bbwo, their vagaga looks tempting
>>583373886>suddenly
>>583374572Kill yourself, cuck
>>583373886JUST BE HONEST AND SAY "SOMEONE POST THE FUNNY HORSE FUCKING CLIP FOR FUNSIES :^))" or some shit and not this pretentious "teehee no one would do that right surely :333" bullshit you TRANNY
>>583374714Both her and her dad have very pretty eyes.
>>583374714I did and she did come home. V Bobo? Had to spark her because the German Paizuri sleeve came 4 times.
>>583374531welp i opened itand i think that copypasta is right
I don't want sex with horses.I want sex with busty umas.
You wouldn’t download a horse
Glad double TP ura is over, finally I can go back to making actual parents and not just 8 maru fan runs a day
>>583374531I found two...
>>583374908Delete assault equines...
>>583374881what's the 1st half of the link?
>>583374531what am I supposed to do with a filename?
>>583374714gross
>>583374572Vivlos would do that
there is always next year
>>583374531>fistlame
>>583374980Ok Vodka
>>583374531>v28zm6.mp4bwo wth bwo
>>583375007there literally isntthe rules change then meaning TRUE larc is done and dusted, japs will NEVER win the ACTUAL race
>>583374934There is going to be a half Unity TP double reward at some point
>>583374908I'd generate a horse
>>583375007But will Umamusume Pretty Derby exist forever?
>>583374890>aislop>ugly uma
>catbox 404s>litterbbox 404sWHERE DO I WATCH THE LINK?????
>>583375207Yes
>>583375206STOPBATTLINGCLAUDE
>>583375243Bro you shouldn't be searching for it!
>>583374980>grossJa, große Titten indeed
>>583375347i need the forbidden knowledge...
>>583375243r34 has plenty of link porn
>>583375362Daisca my beloved...
romantic warrior retired so japanese can return to HK
>>583374531>>583374818what's the other one?
>>583375345
>>583366096They only sell beef ribs on Saturdays so brisket it is. Apparently they ran out of brussel sprouts, which were my favorite. Guess I'll start including my Gimlet charm, since I think I'm too self-conscious to bring around a plushie.
Cute
>japanese horses job on an international stage>within hours, /uma/ is spending their sunday morning watching horse porn
>>583375243it's an old one you should already have a copy
seatards are NOT /uma/ as a whole you RETARDED FAGGOT
stop STOP this instant
Cease your degen behavior at once desu wa
>>583375569>eggs and corn Shit taste
>>583375243I could still see it on the archive links, same with all the dicks that have been posted on catbox links over the history of /uma/
>>583375569damn that is some dry ass looking foodand corn in taters is an abomination
7 and you retards show the proper horse fucking clip that was posted here last year when I wasn't around yet
>>583375604Oh my god, it's Seiun Sky!
>>583375610Would you kindly reupload it then?
>Nishiyama Shigehide Owner>Just as he recovered from his illness and returned to the racetrack, Seiun Hades wins the Mainichi Ōkan!>Getting all hyped up wearing the crown of the Mainichi Ōkan!
Is the only way to get Rob Roy porn just AI?https://exhentai.org/?f_cats=0&f_search=umamusume+rob+roy
>>583375725>cucked by a fucking loli
>>583374308Vivlos is pretty massive...
Time to replace some degenerate behavior with gosling behavior
>>583375569Also they have a fried chicken special on Sundays so I decided to try that.>>583375760>>583375794It's actually a bread pudding using cornbread, and a tater tot casserole
i have never saved marefucking webms but i do have dolphin pussy saved, and it looks much better in my opinion
settle down, nigga.
>>583375926>81nah
I think I just forgot how to play GL at this point because this is the 3rd uma in a row I dont even break UG
>>583375892bro is living
>>583373886Fine I'll do ithttps://files.catbox.moe/v28zm6.mp4
And you can't prove this wrong!
>>583375243I use this.https://uguu.se/
hey
>>583376085
>>583376003>gaslight measurementsDo you think Spe is as big as this?
>>583373765
>>583376085im not clicking that
>>583375936
>>583375785thx i got it, looks comfy in there. HOT!
>>583375892Looks dumb af
>>583376004I sometimes think im fucking myself for being out of practice not touching a manual career for two weeks only to blitz it in the handful of days before CM but it hasnt caught up to me just yet
>>583375938what's with the veg accompaniment? the pickled onions are the palate cleanser, aren't they? why did they give you a handful of seemingly raw veg?
>>583376174Narita Top Road SSR sure was a fart in the wind, wasn't it.
>>583376149I think those are implants that match her fakeness
WHY ARE YOU POSTING HORSE SEX
>>583376174remember when /uma/ said Rice would make Creek obsolete
>>583376108henlo
I don't know how to play the game, I just like my horse wife.
>>583376085So hot...
>>583376149>black horse https://files.catbox.moe/8fhf5j.mp4
>>583376174Wait, is Maru a bad card? Is my account bricked?
I have the actual sex one toodo we really want to do this again?
>>583376380The game plays itself though
Booba BoobsCopa Copa
>>583376174skipped both Fuku and NTR and magdumped on FineMo+Kawakami bannerStill worked out, Kawakami MLB'd for me without reaching and i guess in the end turned into my pseudo NTR while i was also forced to crystal the rest of the way to MLB
https://files.catbox.moe/oj5b4q.mp4
didn’t think euro hours could get this sea
>>583376108
>>583376108Heyyyyyyy
>>583376149https://v-ma-dev.github.io/UmaBooty/sasuga rank #1
>>583376238The other pile is giardiniera (spicy pickled vegetables) so it's also like pickled onions, though I don't care for them
>>583376293I've seen them and I can tell you they are natural>>583376479>pink inside
>>583376380I can teach you how to play the game.
>>583376596.... why the fuck was I disappointed that this wasn't what I thought it was?
we know this isn't the burgers since they're all watching football.
>>583376479
>>583376597All the gays here are from europe
>>583376596>posting a literal trannyFucking kill yourself
why are horse pussies so disgusting when horse cocks are so beautiful?
Cafe save me
>>583373114First rate club Basashi (850734315) has 1 open slot.We're pretty chill, but with the advent of independent training we do have a quota now: 15 million. If you do one proper auto career a day for your dailies, you should reach this without even having to think about it.If you want to join, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>583376487Maru is a good card if you play fronts, I think the half oguri was for FM which is running out of time as a top wit card.
you know... that horsefucker green text may have had a point
>>583376678
>>583376207your trainee puts it on when you win it too
>>583376596>>583376479>>583376085opening a catbox on this general is a fucking game of russian roulette huh
>>583376758why did you click a link that you thought was gonna lead to horse porn?
teiobro did this
>euros win>this started on euro hours>they're not even trying to blame seatardsThey're enjoying their degeneracy in full..
>>583376776How can you be so wrong
>>583376479>0:12Why did I feel something in my crotch?
Are mares that chill? How are they not afraid of getting kicked?
worst case is B finals
>>583376942do you know of the tale of anon and valentine?
Terra got blocked.
>>583377051No, please explain in full detail
>>583373114Thumbnail looked like it was a bukkake scene
>>583376934>Spe-poster wants the umanko
>>583376479The tasteful PLOP sounds...
>>583376596no fart
>>583376934>>583376758Proof?
>>583377027Has anyone ever failed to qualify for any finals? I think that's harder than winning the finals consistently.
>>583377185seeming that people freaked out about "accidentally going to A" last CM, I guess it's a yes
>>583377185sometimes in threads someone claims to accidentally get 3 wins then can't get a single one next round
>>583377185>never heard of C group finals
>>583377284I mean it's pretty easy to throw
>>583373149
>>583377185first ever CM, remember if you got A 2nd round and didn't win 3 times you're out, there was no B finals option
>>583374150>in case they would come in handy in the futureFor example???
>>583376479I-I think I am becoming a horse fucker...
>>583377185
>>583377185My friend forgot to do round 2
>>583376207contrarian zoomer spotted
>>583377414>cuckshit
>>583374960files catbox moe
Just need 3 more of these in 4 hours...
>>583376841Those are mostly things that have already been posted here from year ago
>>583377365
>>583377549How the fuck do you even get so many consistently...
>>583377549>only get 10 carats per run>100 carats forever denied to me
>>583375936>neisha being DISGUSTINGLY CuteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>583377440That makes sense
>>583377636you just need to do it 10 times then :)
>>583377549is this literally just schedule every single race on a maruzensky or something? do you just run triplets with a break between, repeating the entire way? i imagine with a fan bonus deck.
huh there is no complete 2050 careers or complete 2100 careers mission
>>583377185If you end up in Group A with a shitty team, you're fucked. It happened to me...
>>583373149Would be perfect art if it weren't for the corset waist
>>583377554https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12317508
Do these get easier to obtain in the future
>>583377946Me giving backshots to that gentildonna while golshi backshots me
stop posting illegal links, not falling for it
>>583377975I can't believe Matikanefukukitareu willingly let go...
>>583374748You weren't here...https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/580423086/#q580424549
>>583376268Same with the Guts Ayabe psyops>>583376325Don't forget to add Sounds of Earth to your pull schedule!
>>583378029yeah you get them from expedition thingand the limited trainee transfer thingand free battlepass too I think?
>>583378094>t.cuck
>>583374020mwahey
>>583377596Motherfucker I wasn't asking for it I was ask for what goddamn occasion he was saving that shit for
>>583378239>actively having sex in the scenario>>cuckThis word has lost all meaning
>>583378134>mant only cards>a scenario players hated so much they didn't play as much, hence reducing the value of the cards>btw mant is shorter because nu unity was better faster and easier and released before scheduleLmao
>>583378129Mejiro Dober's cock
>>583376174Tachyon falls off is also one of those phrases parroted by people who have no clue what they're doing
>>583377786Yeppers. Recently I read that getting race carats isn't a direct 5% chance but you actually have to finish the race under certain conditions, like winning in distance length or something. I started using Pasa for fan runs since her ult is an accel on the last straight and I feel like I've been earning more frequently, this might be entirely a placebo though since I've gone through runs with zero carats too
>>583378302*deactivates machine*
cursed and bopeless
>>583378254dooby!
Reminder: Half TP isn't ending anytime soon. Take it easy and order a bucket of chicken while you wait for your full TP run to complete!
>>583378372>pegged by a tranny
Yae
>>583378228what happened to this artist?
(re)release the third horse mp4
>>583378129I was, I'm just not a fan of roleplaying as a dementia ridden old man and assuming that there's always a hidden intent behind everything.
>>583378557Have you tried it? It's great
>>583378557God put your little clitty in the ass for a reason
>>583378623>deleted pixiv accountmany such casesglad I got backups
Surely you all took the time to grind all of the really awful sashes during 1/2, double URA that you'll never EVER want to do in an actual parent run.
>>583378764They have some siriusly nice knockers
>>583378752Once I saw the glimmer cost to upgrade rare hints I stopped increasing potential level unless needed
>>583378673>>583378728>>>/r/eddit
>>583378564close enough.
>>583376174>was a retarded gachabab and didn't spark kitasan at 180 pulls>learned my lesson and had to skip SC>rolled riko and fuku to MLB, immensely rewarded with their usefulness in clanker runs>skipped NTR thanks to a faggot>rolled MLB rachyon 3LB LH>skipped maru/finemo since MLB'd finemo with 'bricky' princess (good at clanker runs)
>>583378967>>>/fit/
>>583378947Are you telling me that people who upgrade potential levels without a proper plan actually exist?
feeling fat
>>583378885
boguri champ as in frog
>>583378623yakuza got himthis was before global so it's not our doingyou can still find some of his surviving arts in sadpanda and gook forumbooru is outdated
>>583379381YUCK
>>583378254Ruby wouldn't do that
>>583379367
>>583379367>gook forumIs that inven? Is that easily searchable?
>>583378629nuh uh, that one is just pure filth
>>583379381me on the right that anon I fucking hate on the left
>>583379381they are friends
>>583379173SEXOOOO
is it really possible for an Umamusume Pretty Derby player to break the cycle of death and rebirth and abandon this mortal plane?
>>583379973There is no cycle of death and rebirth. Once you're dead, that's it.
>>583375938Leftovers. Didn't really enjoy the chicken.
okay so uh did someone get banned for using the predictor script thingI think that game finally broke me today after a week of terrible borrows for this shitty cm
I think horse fuckers are alright as long as they don't harm any other humans. i mean, better the animals than releasing all your pent-up incel rage at another person, right?
>>583379973yes
>>583380091Give it to a homeless person
>>583380110weakhachimi players will be banned one day
>>583380138saar...
>>5833801827 and I kill myself so I can be united with shiraoki
Nice Nature is too wife coded how the fuck am I supposed to take anything she says seriously when she hits me with the \_(´∀｀)_/ enough times to want to take her to the nearest cathedral for our nuptials
>>583380267
>>583380138>not raping feminazis
>>583380267no, anon, don't do it...
WHY DOES TEIO HAVE TO HAVE GARBAGE SKILLSHURRY UP AND RELEASE HER FESTIVAL ALT SO SHE CAN STOP SUCKING
>>583380267>67WAHEEEEEEY
>>583380267Shiraoki...
>>583380267well that's settled.
>>583380267can you guys stop I don't want any of you to die
>>583380064You're right!I should live my life to the fullest!Quick, what place should I go first? Preferably one that is in Hokkaido and is known for it's clams and beautiful girls and strong dirt racing horses?
>>583380267Dont do it pls
>>583380110It doesn't make your chains finish, it doesn't spawn rainbows at will, it doesn't highroll inspirations and it doesn't fix token/song rng so your runs will still be shit
>>583380267well anon, we're waiting
>>583380267Do it, faggot
>>583380359soon they will release evolved skills brocho
japan loses in france and umadacchis start fucking horses and killing themselvestragic
>>583380384nuh uh, you have to roll a 4 first.>4that doesn't count! if this is a 4, then it really is shiraoki's will for you to get the rope
>>583380397>7You can't kill yourselves anymore!
>>583380267There is an alternative
7 and I get aids from horse fucking
>>583380534YOU FUCKING BITCH FUCK THAT FUCKING HURT
>>583380397Ruby would say this.
>all these 7sme too! i hate the 3DPD world. Bring me to the 2D, shiraoki-sama
>>583379642nah I was just googling around with his booru images and there are some on arca live
>>583380629
>>583380657>7
don't kill yourselves
>>583380487That only gives her 2 mediocre speed boosts. Festival Teio has an easy gold heal, neck and neck, tail held high and pace straights, she is easily the best Teio
>>583380267>>583380657What the FUCK did shiraoki mean by this? Fukuposters explain yourselves NOW
>>583380493So this is the L'arc experience... So immersive
Strange amount of 7's around posts about death, I think Shiroaoki demands a sacrifice
>>583380267>67
>>5833802677 and you take everyone in this thread with you
Shiroaoki-sama is displeased with you horse fucker, now one of you must die
Shiraoki doesn’t want sacrifices, she wants trainers to isekai that are willing to fuck their trainees to increase the uma population
>>5833807897 and this is god's will4 and it's the opposite of god's will
odds and I finally train an aceevens and I clank another fan run7 and I'm gay
>>583380397based caringposter
>>583380064Nu uh, you go to heaven
7 and I use Haru Urara for this next cm
>>583380859
>>583381094>4have fun being in samsara forever. lol. lmao.
7 and all of those who got 7 with death request and they actually die willingly or not, marked by fate4 and they got a second chance
>>583373283Shut up Rulership or I will rape your fat tits.
7 and fuku gets raped for all eternity
>>5833812290 and all Fuku posters die of ass cancer
>>583381287>boyumaFaggot
>>583381229>neitherre-rolling!!!! watch this 7
>>583381184Don't laugh at me, its rude
>>583381330GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>583381330is the thread SAVED?
going with a bang before half TP ends
7 and everyone gets one night with Fuji Kiseki.
>>583381401that thing? its my dick, coming for acute
>>5833813307 and your 0 is nullified
>>583381330you asshole, I wanted a quick and painless death
7 and I rape Shiraoki
>>583380697i support what ayoibers is doing but i don't get why
6 fucking mood down events and I havent even hit the first fucking summer yet holy shit this game is fucking me in the ass so hard
5 and everyone gets 5 nights at freddy's
https://jiggie.fun/XoPGq2https://jiggie.fun/XoPGq2
3 and mods ban all 7 posters
>>583381504She only fucks women, sorry.
>>583381537STOP
Literally ANY number and you fuckers go back to talking about the game or literally anything else than this garbage
7 and 7-posting no longer has any power over any poster in this general.
>>583381537thank fucking god.now, this 7 makes it so that I die in my sleep instead
>>583381330
Ruby saw how bad my handwriting looks and sounded disappointed.I'm gonna kill myself.
>>583380267L O L
>>583381661She sniffs you and hits you with the “you smell nice-did you know if I like your smell were genetically compatible,” proposes in front of the student body, and hugs you on live television. She is for her Toreina
>>583381537I'M SAVED YEPPERS
>>583381694>4uh oh anon
>>5833816317 and mods all gang bang this nonny and bukkake all over his cute little face
>>583381760Rubytore...
>horse porn>gets posting/uma/, I hate you.
why are you here instead of playing the game?
accept him and umasus will save your soul
>>583381953this is part of the game
>NOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE YOU GUYS HAVING (FUN)7 and you just don't come back here you retard
7 and everyone ends up in the soup.
When is she coming?
>>583381953BECAUSE YOU WONT LET ME FUCK YOUR UMANKO FFS
>>583381953I am playing and posting stoopid
Her „Yes! Let’s Dance” is really cute.
>>583381809She's cheating on you with the cat
>>583381982CHOCOLATEEEEE
>>583381953I'm playing the game
>>583381287You wouldn't fuck a boy...https://files.catbox.moe/r17fgr.png
Why are Dirters superior to Turfniggers on the international scale?
>>583382096
>>583382168good choice of artist
>>583382047Wednesday
>>583382168I wish that was me
>>583382174americans are bums
>>583382045>>583382168>gay porn
>>583382080I won’t lie to you bro, I don’t care. I love Cafe
I'm going to miss half TP double rewards
gay horses
>>583382174japumanese dirt is more similar to burger dirt than japumanese turf is to frog bog
i made a promise to myself months ago that whenever the thread quality dips this low, i just go exercise.i'm fucking jacked.
>>583382168the only good type of gay porn
>>583382386I wish I were sucking on Mackie's Flatties too rn
Did you know that you can also kiss boys?
>>583382294>>583382045gee whillikers...
I am not getting lucky at all with training FesTama as a late surgeror as a pace chaseror at all, reallyShe's gonna be playing third fiddle to FesInari and Special Racist anyway, what position should I even run her in?
>>583382386>yurislop
>>583382260which one?
>>583382374>Tachyon's simp
does blaze brian still have her supreme retard race win face
Using this app to hypnotize /uma/ into making good posts
Which way, Torena?
>>583382757tldr?
>>583382625Why do you wanna know
>>583382778Obviously the right
>>583382757Such as?
this is a box with explosives isn't itI have seen enough explode posts to know this bitch wants to kill me
I think Kitasan Black is incredibly boring.
>>583381401coming for that copanussy
>>583382778>western artist
>>583382891I'm Curious.
scaretto...i was lying...you will never be...ichiban.
>>583379381FLASHSISTERS DONT LOOK
>>583382810>that mp4what the heck...
>>583383229Well it's none of your business
What happens if my clanker is halfway through an URA run when double rewards drops....
>>583383646rewards are calculated at the end
Toreinas as a reminder please do not let the umamusume trick you with the “heat cycle” excuse. They’re far too young to experience that. Nishino Trainer you should know better, she hasn’t even gotten her period yet. Please do not have intercourse with your trainees; it is not only illegal but we at Tracen Academy do not want another incident of pregnant athletes attempting to compete in G1 races. Super Creek was a fluke and you should know better than attempt that nonsense nya!
>>583383646It doesn't affect the fan gain :)
>>583383716Spring is already over
fuck sex umanko
>>583383716I think the Director is going through her own "heat cycle" right now.
>>583383716that was an interesting race
Mini miracles
Gold City feet in my mouth
mares...
>>583384070orenji love
I missed l'arc, how badly did the japanese horses do?
>>583384508better than kwab du nord last year lmoa
>>583384314Yay!
>>583384508they were stamlets.
>>583384508Embarrassingly bad.
>>583381905Ardan sex
I fucking hate all of you
>>583384508Double digits on both
>>58338450811th for Admire, 14th for Meisho.
>>583382168No boyuma is safe from me or my penis. They WILL get sexed.Me fucking the tits and YOU as Rulership
>>583384735>Taiki rapes trainer in Dober's body and makes Dober(iin Taiki's body) watch
>>583384283Lately looking at Daiwa reminds me of that one Asuka Langley porn video where the girl actually was in character but also kept a balance of being sweet throughout the whole thing. Good times.
>>583384735
>>583384742Well, I love you. All of you. And there is nothing nothing nothing you can do about it. Even if you don't love me back even if you hate me there is nothing you can do to stop me from sending you good vibes and wishing you well. Haha.
>>583381953Too busy pumping my dick to chrono genesis.
fat falco....
>>583384958Yeppers
>>583384642>>583384645>>583384787>>583384802oof...
>>583385105beetled
>>583384960I WANT THIS TO BE ME SO BAD GODDAMNIT WHY CANT FINEMO FLAP SLAP MY FACE WITH HER CUTE EARS LIKE THIS!?!?!
be nice!
>>583384508there is a good chance I'll die before seeing japs win L'Arc
>>583384807I'm Fine with this arrangement, actually.
>>583385445Of course!
>>583385232
>>583385445no
>10 carats this was not the deal I was promised
When is the next half tp event?
>>583384960what if I love you back?
if yanko loses breeding cup umamusume pretty derby will eos
>>583385851Somewhere in the future, maybe the 2nd anni?
>>583385743thanks for the fans sucker
>>583385280>>583384960>>583385904Smooching Fine Motion
>>583385851New Years
>>583385904...!?!?!?
>>583385105why does falco hate rickey
>>583385647
Event independent training cannot make these fun
>2nd Tamamo 3* stam>shit whites on her parents since it was a fan run and I prioritized aptitudeFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>583386001She keeps all the other dirters in check.
a higher club rank is only 450 carrots a month but with race carrots it's actually more like 3500 if you think about it
>>583386051No hags
Is she the most unknown Uma ever? I've literally never seen a single meme or comic about her
>>583386163Is this a mob Uma?
>>583386163Booger-chan...
>>583386163Cute glasses.
>>583386051Fat mare tits are my weakness
>>583386163There are a few "Who?" umas.t. played "guess uma" quizzes
>>583386082>fan run and I prioritized aptitudehuh
>>583386163No that'd be Samson so unknown no one even knows where he is
>>583386163She fucks ugly bastards
>>583386163It's hard for mob umas without a funny name, everyone knows Confusion or Town Bike or So Dramatic here because of the silly names.
>>583386306I was unsure if Tama can run with her ass mile apt so I pumped it to A
>>583385560Of course you would be, you fat-chested dweeb
Tabaru will job
So I tried this fan run business and it turned out ok.
>>583386051I want groove milkies
>>583386163Cute mob-chan
>>583386163is she a 1 star?
which race is the star piece thing on i can't find the notice please help
>>583386595>Sub 1mDanchou will not be pleased
>>583386595>they got the newfriend fan slaving toowtf bros
>>583386595I hope you're in a club already since it's fan run's purpose aside from hitting the 100m title
>>583386595newcutie, spend your energy improving your account rather than fan-farming for danchud.
>>583386163she's ugly and not in a particular way that could appeal to a small niche like shakur, she's just plain ugly
>>583386595thats a good start! Danchou will be pleased!
>>583385997You let your guard down.. TAKE THIS!!
>>583386051Deploy the eternal 17 years old squad!
...
>>583386729hey dont be rude, Shakur is cute like in a my dumb loner chud son cute
>>583386671I think I could've done over 1.3m if I took some dirt G1's over some of these G3's and G2's. Had enough sparks to turn my Maru to A dirt but I just followed >>583378431 to the dot.
>>583386082run pasa or oguri
>>583386163What was her name again? Daddy's Boots? One Inch of Love?
>>583386912https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/air-messiah
be kind.
>>583386595fan runs do nothing to progress your account newfren, everyone responding positively to you is a danchou.
>>583386880not now I'm also farming her affection points I want Tama casual, I do run Oguri normally though
>>583386661oh it's mile ch, regular ogg
>>583386867>if I took some dirt G1's over some of these G3's and G2'swho's gonna break it to him that those dirt G1s give fewer fans than turf G2s
>>583387018Rewind
when was the last time the cyjews handed us a random gib? like, a BIG GIB. i haven't seen a random selector in my mailbox in a long time.
umayuru ramonu soon
>>583387125A couple that I looked that which made me consider mixing in dirt did have more fan gains than the same date's lesser graded turf races.
put them all in a mejjy row
I love my umawife
>>583386529don't call me that...
no more finemo
I feel down. I think I need cuddles.
Ryan LOVE
>>583387010Talk about an uneventful career
What the fuck is your problem
>>583387251go to your room
>>583387018Boyumas aren't cute
>>583387164I have bad news for you currensis...
no gay shit on my watch
>>583387229the mare opera o
>>583387251>>583386529ERPing.
>>583386719NTA but doing fan runs for sashes and money is rather useful for new accounts
>>583387347You need a good beating
>>583387164After we won the best mobile game in TGA, I guess?
more gay shit on my watch
>>583387389she'll be crowning nine months after I'm done with her
>>583387374
>>583387542
>Today, Chie Takayanagi, who plays Oguri Cap, handled the checkered flag for the Moto2™ and Moto3™ classes!>Thank you to everyone who joined us in livening up the "MotoGP™ Japanese Grand Prix"!
>>583387462
>>583387251but that's what you are!
>>583387374you dont want to go to Epsatono island?
>>583387389I don't know why but I like her more than Dia even though Dia's lewds are cockbreakingly good
>>583387391doesn't mean that you shouldn't be kind to them.
>>583387462Fuck off, Taro
Which uma has the stinkiest cunny
I won't fall for the CB propaganda.I won't fall for the CB propaganda.I won't fall for the CB propaganda.
>>583387769stinky windystay gold
>>583387769Rulership doesn’t shower
>>583387721Wrong
>>583387689>>583387641Ogurin a cute
>>583387863Grok, change all the dialogue here to pirate speak.
>>583387769tachyon doesn't shower
>>583387581
>>583387769Twin Turbo, that bodysuit must possess either a heavenly smell or a cursed stench.
>>583387010!?
Good night friends!!
remember to always be careful around sexy jong women
>>583387978her trainer (me) forces her to shower though
Where were you on the 21st of September?
>>583388067gn gwo
>>583387769
>>583387863
>>583388067gn fool
>>583388095I was dancing
oh we're coming up on those hours
>>583388095
>>583388186Cringe, and she's ugly
>>583388067
>>583388095Who wrote this
>>583388067LOOK OUT! THE ONE WINGED WANGEL IS NEAR YOUR LOCATION!gn babbu
Don't waste a single day of summer training, or your run is bricked, Torena!
>>583388423
>>583388316It's 1 poster, you can do your part to make the thread better than that poster.
>>583388471>stallionFaggot
>>583388471wrong hole
>>583388316We've been in those hours for like 3-5 hours already
>>583388076do you forcibly scrub her clean so she doesn't just stand there in the water for a bit and pretend she's properly showering?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A7OAUVLWsw>even Deep Impact stammed out in l'ArcThe only way Japan can win l'Arc is if Fujita raises a horse specifically for European turf like he did with Ebayan and American dirtImagine if one of his horses wins the Epsom Derby and l'Arc lol
>>583388515That can't be, all of her holes are perfect
>>583388316it can't possibly get any worse than before.
Inari One sweaty standing paizuri
>>583388608>my favorite uma?>Sakura btw
I'm going to mejirope
>>583388461my princess is too cute
>>583388559That would be quite something. Whatever the fuck they are doing right now just means more jobbing
>>583388542she begs me to do it because she can't be assed to scrub and wash herself
>>583387462>>583387662>>583388260Post MORE CB propagandaPost STRONGER CB propaganda
>>583388559>like he did with Ebayan and American dirtAnon? They never did such a thing? He was trained the exact same way as any other jp dirt horse
>>583388608It always gets worse or better depending on who you ask
>>583388885Soulless
>>583383716Tanhauser is 37 tho?
gn
>>583389056Sirius.... is cute?
>>583389150goodnight!
The only way Japan can win l'arc is if the suddenly discover 2 trillion barrels of oil off the coast of hokkaido and they invest in france
When it's gonna get better...?
>>583389190sirius is silly
>>583389242They can win L'Arc by going back in time. That's the only way.
>>583389150
Sister Creek
Why dont I see og maru inherit everywhere? Same buff as ryan inherit but way easier to activate
>>583389242the special week oil field
Mating press silly
I have an idea: we all pitch in to buy a horse. We train that horse to deal with European turf and swamp like environments, then win a few G1’s. If we’re lucky, we can have /uma/‘s horse join the L’Arc and, with enough hopes and prayers, place high
>>583388934I meant they should raise a horse and make him race in Europe from 2nd year like they did with Ebayan
sundays are for cheating rhehehe didn't take my meds and I'm super hooooorny been horny all day actually hehehehahahhaha
>>583389425I'd go back in time to kill montjew
>>583388403Umama
>>583389509My nun mommy trainer wife GF.
>>583389509anal with virgin nuns...
>>583389591>The hottest Symboli is a NPCLife is so unfair
>>583389807i prefer lewdolf
>>583389637But we arent japan, the goal is to make japan win l'arc, not /uma/
>>583389807Kris for me
It's almost Monday in Europe
I LOVE OGURI!!!!!!
>>583389932We name the horse Japan, so if it did win we can say Japan won.
>>583389932If /uma/ wins l'arc before japan does - cygames will make our horse into an uma
>>583389509>Super Cuck
>>583389807dont say that...
for me it's filly
>>583389960why are they all green
>>583389591sex with brownraped by sillysex marry baby making family happy life with lunasex (raped by) oyakodon with speed
>>583390086Rudolf is cute but her mother sounds like an angel. Sorry.
I think I'm in love with a poster from here...
>>583390079A racist uma
>>583390079>cygames turns /uma/s horse into a 4channerImagine
>>583390003>+288kour club's strongest earner
>>583390207we know
>>583390079Obviously we name it Human K.O.
>>583390004Ok that could work>>583390079So it would have to be a JRA uma thenI think it would be funnier for /uma/ to buy a european horse, name it Japan then win even if its an irish/french una
>>583390241Another one?
>>583390272I was doing a unity double points run to finish the event, now I'm doing fan runs again
>>583389056This but me instead of Rudolf>>583389190Always has been
>>583390353We need more
>>583390443I'm already into cheeky tenner territory with Silly.I'm a guy she's not for me wtf.
>>583390207who
>>583390241A fat, balding, racist uma
>>583390391>I [still hadn't] finish[ed] the eventDanchud kill this man
you can make it so thatel condor pasa wins larcbutthe holocaust doesn't happenwould you do it?
>>583390207can you tell us what umas does that poster likes?
>>583389591
>>583390081holy fucking BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Nearing 15 Cockushin runs & 0 usable acesHOW HARD IS ITWHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
>/pol/ baitdon't respond to that
>>583390627And make her AMERICAN.
Seeing this is making me want to not run any debuffers.
>>583389645That won't work. There is no "Road to Epsom Derby" like with KY Derby and the vast majority of trainers will refuse to entertain an owner with such plans when there are races at home that can be wonIt would be much easier to establish the ability of a horse in Japan first and then bring them for a full year stay in Europe
>>583389509hello sister
So...around 20k euros to buy a racing horse. Wonder what the training's going to cost
>>583390642>thing that didn't happen happens>but>thing that REDACTED didn't REDACTED
Danchou touched me inappropriately...again...
>>583390818free if you do it yourself
>>583390654sure
>>583390582my pretty dark lord wife
post something red
>>583389516Ryan needs any corner "during late race". Late race starts on a corner in most tracks so it worksMaru needs strictly final corner or beyond, which is basically start of final corner since there is no "late race" condition. Start of final corner is very often way before the late race starts (acceleration does nothing) or way after (already at max speed)Only relevant track where Maru works is Tokyo 2400 Japanese Derby/Oaks
>>583390582>>583390681SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>583390582The demon lord can't be this cute.
>>583390338>So it would have to be a JRA uma thenUnless you know someone that owns >100 mil yen in assets and has a yearly income of at least 20 mil Yen (for at least past 2 years) then this won't work
>game hasnt given me a 9* blue 8-9 dirt yetI hope I get one before cm22, I wanna run a Nishino/Zephyr/Granny team there
>>583391031something red
>>583390917Oh. This explains why I posted about my Hishi Miracle figure and then someone was very mean to me...
>>583391031Failed succesfully
>>583389516Final corner vs any corner late race
>>583391168The more you know
>>583391031how about something RAD
accurate?
>>583391031
>>583390917you can't post almond anymorehas been spamming her and even won L'Arc with herhe is going to be insufferable
>>583391098My dadBut hes not nipponese
>>583391168Ignore that loser who can't even afford merch of his "oshis"
>>583391168Now you know what it feels like to be a Topro fan in /uma/
umas sex sex with umas
>>583391450As long as he fulfills the requirements, then he can be an owner even as a non-resident
Kneel
>>583391480me neither...
>>583391098actually... i...
Is claw forward really this good?
>>583391497If it makes you feel any better I dont think every Top Road post is the same retard, I just think all of her posters have shit taste
>half a dozen umas that "you can't post anymore" because they think you are their personal schizo if you use pictures of them>tens more that are on some anon's watch list that are a few bad posts away from getting attacked on sight forever more>even more umas that you can't oshi because some youtuber uses themIt must suck to be so easily influenced by what others are doing.
>>583391480you mean ignore the schizos who don't play the game (You)
>>583391719we do not talk about the game here you fucking weirdo
>>583391374No one cared or bothered to respond
>>583391617Bark
>>583391792bakshin olaurelchitose omaruzensky
I've jerked it to every uma.
>>583390808We need nun alt for umas.
>>583391719no. every post here about anything is merely a gaslight.
>>583391617
>>583391709Go on anonEverything is herehttps://japanracing.jp/en/about/jra/owner.html
>>583391719It's good enough but if you really want the free wins you play your red Spechud end.
>>583391719Is an instant proc OYL for long good enough for you?
>>583391850why didn't wokka race and win arc
>>583391749i couldn't care less about what some failed beta cuck males here think, i will post any uma whenever i want
I have not made a single uma above SS+ with stam Kris S borrow, it is beyond over
huh
I'm thinking of starting to post with banned umas if blacks can take back nigger and fags can take back gay then I can take back ayabe
QUEUE YOUR FINAL URA RUNTIME IS RUNNING OUT!YOU'LL NEVER DO THIS SCENARIO AGAIN!
QUICK ANON THERE'S JUST ENOUGH TIME FOR ONE LAST HALF TP FANRUN!!!
>>583392026i mean OYL doesn't consume endurance tho...
next bread will be unleavened.
>>583392071france isn't cool enough for her
I'm doing aces, fan runs are queued only during breaks.Sorry danchou but it is what it is, I'll queue fan runs once CM starts.
>>583392162
This one is for you, danchou
>>583389516Complementing what >>583391050 said, backliners can use it in sprints, miles, and a few mediums as a gambling accel. Her low affinity with most backliners make it not that attractive, though.
>>583392123
>>583392162>>583392352
how will /***/ **** survive this month without 1/2 TP?
>>583392465
>>583392352
>>583391031Can't get more Red than this.
>>583392139resets in hour half?
>>583392646>>583392646>>583392646
>>583392540This will be the month that does them in, surely.
>>583392130
>they got the Natieposters into dramapostingENOUGH
STOP THE COUNT
>>583392586>>583392352
>>583392352>>5833925862 months of unprotected, uninterrumpted sex
The only uma that needs banning is Curren
>>583392695Fine Motion should let me smooch her
>>583392352>>583392586>>583392706Wei?
>>583392162God Helios is so fucking ugly. Palmer is so unlucky to be associated with her.
>>583392162God Helios is so fucking pretty, Palmer is so lucky to be associated with her.
