Previous: >>583563516New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/COwezDS-R3s>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita BrianCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>583592879She's hot but I dont feel like becoming her dog
This one!
This one
Tachyon LOVE
I love my genius wife!
Mares
>>583593174this image makes me hard so therefore this is the thread
Hello friends!!
>>583593280hello fool
feng shui is fake and gayalso come to tomakomai- anonymous
>>583593280Babydachi! Hello
when drama hours
>>583593280hello gwo
>>583593280Hi, babydachi!
>>583593381My sources confirmed umama is indeed joining /uma/ club
Sexdolf
>>583593371I suppose I can do that
>>583593581SO TRU
>>583593280Henlo fren
>>583593350>>583593375>>583593405>>583593428>>583593642Hello!!
>>583593174Imagine the smell
>>583593280Hello fren!
kill Babydachi poster behead Babydachi poster
>>583593381should i cook something for lunch or laze around until dinner timehelp me curren creature of drama
>>583593494So nyo left for nothing?
wahey
>>583593381didn't you have your fill yesterday
>>583593660In my mind uma sweat smells like seasoned salmon to humans and like rancid oysters for non-digitan umas
>>583593494Everyone already knows that thanks to the V leak>>583593732Laze around if you're fat, cook if you're skinny
>>583593724what the fuck is wrong with you
>>583593784Yes!
>>583593371>got into feng shui>have to move my entire house following certain rules so i'm lucky>go to tomakomai>sleepy and comfy hours on voluptuous soft women bodiesi wonder...
>>583593707Hi!!>>583593724
>>583593724NYOOOOO DON'T SHAY DAT
>>583593870gotchu! thanks curren sister
>>583594008why are these babies exuding such a menacing aura....
>>583593724Go and find out
>>583593253I only masturbate to mare umas.
I think we should eat chestnuts
>>583594280So that's the Breeder's cup...
>>583594280
>>583594167!
>>583594328I think I should eat your Special Pussy and bang you so hard your bmi becomes optimal
>>583594587Wtf who is this cutie
>>583594679Kissing Kingdom's Rose
>>583594616But anon, that would only cause a Special increase in weight
>>583594742Who knowsMaybe you'll find out if you're willing to...Go the extra mile for her
we jonging?
Why do you guys want to do anything but play /uma/?
current jiggie https://jiggie.fun/XZ5F3Ohttps://jiggie.fun/XZ5F3O
>>583594986my trainee is training herself
>>583594986I'm waiting for my tp to fill so I can attempt aces..........
>>583594002Thr mountains of Hokkaido
>>583594839I know what I said
>>583594986Can't play with independent training running.
maru SSR is an insane cardI cannot believe this card was not promoted more than it was
as a trainer, you must care for your trainee like she's your daughter, and fuck her like she's your wife
>>583595084you know you can hit the button to refill your tp right
>>583594986This is literally my rn
>>583595224yeah but why if I'm gonna do my 5 borrows over the course of time before the next resetcba to clank parents for sprint cm just now
>>583594986they pay me to breed my uma
>>583594924make a room and find out
>>583594742do you like mile nonny
>>583595178Sadly, with the death of real gentlemen, this mindset died with itIt's just the two of us brother
>>583595167it really is, snacking on her banner until 0LB then using the ticket for 1LB was the best thing you could've done, other than straight up getting her 3LB or MLB as flex
>>583595394Majsoul Friends Room 64134(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64134 fine
>>583595167That's what we call a "subtle gaslight"
>>583594986>why do you guys want to do anything but play a game where you have to wait for playing because you don't want to waste refills or you're clanking??
>>583595178why can't I care for her like she's my wife and fuck her like she's my daughter?
A better question is, what do you guys do while your umas are on IT?
>>583595501I'll join after I use the bathroom
>>583595658>ITmy trainee is tech illiterate
>>583595402Who's this cutie
AIIEEEEE FUCK YOU CYGAMES YOU CANT MAKE ME PULL ANOTHER DIRTER
>>583595178>>583595616I care for her like she's my daughterwife and fuck her like my wifedaughter, sometimes the other way around when we're getting kinky
>>583595534She's sexting me
>>583595864>he writes a lot>she writes concise responsesShe's not interested in you bro, sorry
>>5835955013/4... it really is a european game
>>583595787her name is grand algeria
>>583595658work, or lay down and look at nothing which has become a fun pastime
>>583596081we fill faster there's still many jongers who aren't here now anyway.. NEVERMIND IT FILLED
>>583596104do you have any soundposts
>>583596104Gran Alegria>>583595402Big Happy
>>583596176konbanmairu
>>583595501/uma/ is evil and doesn't tell when the game starts
>>583596104She was cuter with long hair
>>583596356I DID
>>583596310I think I'm in lovewhen does she release>April 2028fml
>>583594986"Arimakino" turned out to be arimaslop, so no one wants to play
>>583594986I hate Grand Live
>>583594986GL made me a racist
Suzuka only cums from anal
>>583596310>>583596104>>583595402
>>583596413gald to have another gran lover in this thread>>583596394but the M shaped pigtails...
boobs
>>583596681
>>583595402how do i get this version of her
>>583595658Play other videogames, do chores, work, go outside for a walk...
>>583596483this feels exactly like the xog dirt CM a while back
>>583596780wtf.. she's a big girl
>>583596803ask chatgpt
>>583596842I want to fuck her so bad
>>583595178that's easy
>>583596880For me
>>583596980If she took that bra off, would she sag?
Hokko Tarumae is only famous for her tits. The Sydney Sweeney of umas.
>>583596842
>>583595734bourbontore...
>>583597067she's not wearing one
>>583597081you should not speak about the ambassador of Tomakomai that way
>>583597081I don't know who that is...
>>583597067It would be very erotic
turfmanko
>>583597303Prefer dirtmanko
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY YAKUMAN
yo cygames how about you give me events from cards im actually using??if i somehow get daring strike randomly im gonna bust a nut to cb even tho it's useless to me cause im building a front runner
>>583597414but she poops from there
>>583597502why are you complaining about free energy
>>583597502front runners don't use corner recovery?
>>583597420what is this?
god why am i such a fucking loser
base maya or childbride maya for arimaballsi think im going end closer either way
>>583597948suuankouhttps://riichi.wiki/Suuankou
hey
>>583597420Many are saying this
>train nyopera on a whim because none of my ace runs are hitting targets>even welfare cards give pace hints out their ass>none of the golds are mandatory>parents can be literally whatever as long as they have max affinity>no random jobbing of career racesWTF gwos.... I think... I think i'm taking the pacegawd pill....
>>583597963because you don't try to better yourself and prefer to blame all your shortcomings on someone or something else. and also because you post here.
bullied Umama out of Uma&Co again. im so heckin based. fuck you allen >S rank LOLOLOL
>>583597858cause i'd rather get an event from a card im using so i can get the skills i actually needjust now i didn't get kitasan last eventwould've been nice to get her last event instead of two cb events>>583597936they do but xmas daiwa comes with a golden recovery already
>>583598215 once some guy tried to tell me that and he's obese and depressed now
I need her now.
>>583598334Allen's going to be doing some fucking alright
SEXO WITH MIHONO BOURBONSEXO WITH THE CLANKER
Massaging Bonbon's big fat fucking tits
bwos why are you kanning so much?this is borderline bullying
>>583598496many are thinking this
>>583598416and what are (you) now?
>>583598551I HAD EVEN ONE MORE KAN READY
>>583598215>and prefer to blame all your shortcomings on someone or something else.that isn't truei deserve to be shot and it's nobody's fault but my own for being this worthless
>>583598446udders too small
>>583598551I was in the lead once upon a time...
>>583598551that's actually the retard play, the more you see it the more you know everyone is fooling around
>>583598617Mambwochou...
Pacemakers confirmed evil by horse (real) enthusiasts. Thoughts?
can we go one day without having a therapy session here please
>>583598745I wanted to do a rinshan twice now...
What's the site where I can see who in my club is slacking?
>>583598745more doras.......BAD???
>>583598801Honestly all of this would be solved if everyone just went to therapyMost therapy is free with your insurance these days
>>583598862mambo...
>>583598871The expected value of flipping another dora indicator is much lower than what you'd get out of just keeping your hand closed and declaring riichi
>>583598907I think the problem is that most of these faggots are also unemployed so they don't have insurance/it's not good
>>583598801but horses are therapeutic animals...
>>583598871More doras when I win = goodMore doras when I lose = bad
>>583598984what if you want to be like saki and do 3 kans in a row into rinshan tsumo......
>>583598801I'm bored and not horny so I'm gonna be mean to people itt for no particular reason
>>583598907therapy is a scam and it's done by unqualified people, talking with people >here is not different than talking to some rando who is asking you for money in exchange of listening
yummy yummy umamusume breast milk
>>583599002My insurance is shit and I have unlimited online and in-person therapy sessions available to me every month, just depends on who takes it
>>583599146I just use grok, and I turned out okay
>>583598791what...
Do Jong rooms not have chat or something? Why not talk in there?
>>583599164Which uma's tastes the best?
>>583599271They dont, just emotes
https://files.catbox.moe/x9682b.jpg
>>583598907There's nothing more humiliating than paying some retarded foid so you can talk about your problems for an hour. I can't think of anything that would make me want to kms more
>>583599271it doesn't but we can send funny emotes to each other
>>583599146You’re supposed to learn what they know and apply it to your lifeIt’s not a talk session, it’s a workshop
how many end closer stars to go from C to A before a career starts?
>>583599164Creek, get off 4chan and get on stamina training
>>583599146preach sis
is this good...?i didn't get long S...
>>583599360bro...
>>583599408Four
>>583599334>>583599361Oh okay, wanted to make sure it wasn't a vmama talking to each other in public when they can use discord situation
>>583599360My therapist was a dudeHe played competitive online games tooHe was just some guy with some degrees and training
>>583599408it is 1 star for first aptitude grade and 3 for each subsequent one, up to 10 totaltl;dr E to A is 10 stars, C to A is 4
Klytus, I'm boredwhat plaything can you offer me today
My club chat is just nothing but sex talk
>>583599108Can you say something mean to me? I'm having a rather nice day and need some help ruining it.
>>583599571Mambwo... you did sign the consent form...
Yesterday people told me to do all 4 style G1s with Maya to get some skill. Was is this one so I don't have to do it anymore? I already lost the debut race so I don't want to risk anything.
>>583599461She aight, might be overstammed though
>>583598871Only ever kan if you're tenpaiwhich is to say only ever kan if you have the chance at a rinshan so you can do the epic saki win and feel like a badass
>>583599753that's the skill for end, yes, you don't need to do the event anymore
>>583599696you're posting finemo so I'm assuming that you get off on that. no. noppers. no way jose.
Is this going to be a west room!?
>>583599571mambro...
>>583599808i know! that's why i gave her Mad Dash!
>>583599753You still get like +7 to all stats and 40ish skill points so it's good to do either way
I have probably the most soulless question anyone has ever askedis there a way to disable the music that plays when anime McQueen gets her unique?
>>583599461>>5836000481 murmur = dead
>>583598551Retards call whenever. The best way to check the room's powerlevel is by the amount of open hands. Back in the era of tenhoes, we called that doing the kan-kan.
training with 2 speeds actually feels so assi'm starting to think maxing creek was a mistake
>>583600081don't use the bad McFattie
>>583599931wtf don't call me a freak
>>583599696You're so ugly that you didn't just get hit with the ugly stick, the stork dropped you on top of the ugly tree and you hit every branch on the way down.
>>583600154but I want a front runner that isn't fucking Burbin or Kitasan
>>583599931everything in this world can be reduced to S or Mare finemo posters M?
Does getting bullied make finemo wet? That's kinda hot...
>>583600284change her outfit
remember people pulling MLB Fukukitaru
>>583600135r u sure??? uuuuuuggghhhhhhh
>>583599948almostgg jong
Why didn't we go into west?
>>583600409unironically not a bad investment thanks to auto training
>>583600081KIMI TO YUME O KAKERU YONANKAI DATTEKACHI SUSUME SHOURI NO SONO SAKI EEEEEEEEEE
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY GOOD HANDS I GOT DENIED>>5835955013/4come join
>>583595501thanks for the game, I keep thinking that SAO girl is Seiun Sky
>>583600081use this to disable music
That's right, now you come crawling to me...pls let me go back to capping my daily CP ;_;
>>583595501>>583600445gg>>583600592if the room doesn't fill back in an hour I'll call it
>>583600493cope so big it can be seen from space
>>583600410There are 1000 stam + gold + white dying to 2 murmurs debuffers. Mad dash is equivalent of a murmur + subdued.
be nice!
idk where/who that do-do-do-dou shiyou voice line is coming from but it is very cute>>583600449one player was above 30k so the match ended after south 4
>>583600596she does kinda look like seiun
>>583600668Nah it's not cope because I didnt roll for her. However I am stuck borrowing her every auto parent run for consistent SS
>>583600668He's right though. SSR Fuku is one of the best cards for clanking. You should've made your post using SSR NTR, that one was the biggest card gaslight ever
>>583600681No, be mean.
>>583600329yeah.I'm both though. I'm special. I'm unique. I'm cool as fuck and everyone wants to fuck me AND for me to fuck them.
You ever check out the clubs of randos for a laughI can't imagine living with a 70m quota and not even making A+ rank
>>583600732>>583600596Her ass though
>>583600809Didnt even last the full 4 months because they killed mant early lmao
>>583599360therapy is nothing but people trying to gaslight you into believing that your problems don't exist/or are easily solvable.Umamusume: Pretty DAAAAHBIIII
>>583600836yeah? look at this
I fucking hate all of you
me building xmas vodka now for cmshould i go like this or maybe replace one spd card for a wit? robroy is there for the gold recovery plus right handalso don't laugh
>>583600989ayo dis nigga throwin gang signs
>>583601010gl newcutie
love yourself
>>583600814>>583601004that's not kinda nice...
i have finally won one (1) scrim. so basically, that means my prep is done
>>583600809i got mlb ntr in one full pity pursuing mlb ayabby (an even bigger gaslight)it was alright for that price of carrot
>>583600989she's so FUCKING cute...
Why is Jungle Pocket so ugly?
>>583601010I think you need the 3 speed cards even at 20% speed growth, that rob roy is not replacing tachyon or ksb
>>583601095imo turbo is the most rapeable uma
>>583601087Nyo thanks
>>583601087i'd rather love my trainee
>>583601087>Wonder Acute telling us to go masturbate
I don't think mahjong is fun...
You're not really going to not log in for 5 days, right?
Are any of these worth it for End? I don't know what skills to learn at all.
>>583601095shut up twin turdo
>>583599571Uma&cobwo...
>>583601496>>583601245
>>583601448thats a nice insporoto
>>583601409I have logged in every single day since global dropped if I miss one single day I'll die irl
>>583600976 the only good thing half light ever said in-game was it telling you to kill a 12 year old 10 minutes into the game because he called you a faggot. fuji kiseki jerking me off from behind with her gloves on send post
>>583601409i do nyot particularly care about that uma banner but if i did I would, FUCK dancho
>>583601087I feel weird that her casual outfit reminds me so much of my mom. I miss my mom.
>>583601647don't die
>>583601568I meant it in a good way
die
>>583601683Or jerking you off while using her glove as a sock/condom
>>583601202>>583601086oke i make a silly vodka thenhopefully she gets to at least 800 wit
Fine Motion seems like a good time I bet she's a fucking freak
>>583597970>>583597970>>583597970hmmmmmmmm where are the so called mayafags now huh uh huh yeah thought so yall better KNEEL when catmaya comes out
I might be lagging for some reason gomen gwos
>>583601448tail held highplaytimes overumastanstraighaway aedptracing speed
>>583601448uma stan is very important
>>583601845live
umastangreatest country in the world
>>583602149>>583602202but I remember last year /uma/ told me uma stan was worthless
training launch 2-stars is a humiliation ritual
what the FUCK just happened to me
>>583596842i need her in my life and rape me bakushin style
silly curren!
I couldn't pass the yakuman up...
>first /uma/ yakumanHOLY
>>583602286and now its all the rage
>>583602286the game has changed a bit since last year
>>583602343big elf bojanglers
>>583601996Too big
>>583602343thats not a man tho
>>583602331>>583602343That's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. I'm going ALL out.
>>583602343>Yakumanoishii sou...
>>583602321Cute!
>>583601245let's open up the discussion
>>583602343What a way to use up your flow before /uma/ jong tourney, heh
remember to hit that mf pon
>>583602502Kitasan and Dia should be swapped
https://youtu.be/D7VdW_DqzXU
>>583602502Pasa wouldn't rape. She's one of the good ones
I can't prove it but she's shitting on curren here big time
>>583602502doto has a berserk switchavoid at all costs
Damn it really is bullying in this room...
>>583602502okay how the fuck is turbo not even on this listalso some of these are obviously chosen at random optimistically from the maker just not knowing the umathe best is if there was a way to make a sorter / poll / whatever that asked people who they thought the most rapeable uma issweepy is obviously reasonably rapeable but only in the intellectual sense because unlike turbo sweepy would use her uma powers to beat you up if you tried but shed treat it as no worse as if you tried to make her traini see why dober is rapeable but falco i dont followand for example manhattan cafe would rape youso would flower btw but only after shes entered the dream cup
>>583602343how many yakuman is this
cute
>>583602502>opera not in reverse rapeDid you pick this up in the xitter dumps
>>583602878that's a hyakuman
>>583602502>dotohe doesn't know
the most powerful uma in the game
>>583602502>excluded from list for moral reasonswhat is this reddit ahh tier list?
Inari One? I sure hope she did!
>>583600081
>long aces done>sprint aces done>over a month to raise a perfect end digitangood stuff
>>583601409I need that Dia-chan alt
>>583600081disable skill animations?
>>583603525Digitan rabu!
Machitan hugs and love
No cards finished again. Just took random skills that looked good.
>>583603886to be fair you only needed NSM and spurt to win when unity was the main scenario, but you can test her in a public roomtoo bad about no professor of curvature though
>>583602502Smart Falcon is strong af even by uma standards
I let my independent training refresh desync because of maplestory classic launch
>>583604315I can't believe they did the early access thing this sucks
is this not a botted uma? that sp is not possible for humans to grind for
>>583604389and the servers are already fucked
Memoria Cafe today won the Ladies Prelude JpnII, this is a prelude for the JpnI JBC Ladies' Classic, she was ridden by Christopher LemaireAn extra bit: The owner of Memoria Cafe, Kouichi Nishikawa, is the son of Kiyoshi Nishikawa, who owned Manhattan Cafe.The JBC Ladies' Classic will happen November 3, 2026
>>583604418fast learner and hints do that
>>583604458Fucking Kino...
>>583602502>excluded from list for moral reasons>it's morally okay to rape any other on this listYou kinda fucked up here anon, next time grow some balls
>>583604418overseer and hachimi do that
>>583604458Her pedigree, and I forgot to link the full race if you desire to watch ithttps://x.com/nar_keiba/status/2107436122045624383
>>583604418Cheated maybe? Or lots of hints. We do not know extents for of non-public cheats but I suppose they can do a lot (like getting sparks, inspos, etc) after some showings from this game.
Oguri Copa
>>583604828cheated as in automated to get that
I GOT RAPED
>>583595501ggholy shit host got bullied today
>>583595501>>583605016>>583605037two really fun jongsgood game
>>583604458pace cafe... weird...
>>583605037I HAD A SUUANKOU BUT GOT DENIEDthe raped but that's fine that means my ace runs will be better
>3 borrows, 3 shitty Kitasanstoday's the last day before I take the least shitty one and move to Bourbon. I might do Suzuka as third ace instead of Sky. I don't see how I'd hit 1450 speed without 3 speed cards on Sky.
>>583605195>that means my ace runs will be betterhow do we tell him
>>583604418auto would never get those stats, sp is doable with fast learner, recoveries from anshinzawa and great parents
What's the new Danchud like UmaDashers
hello i just woke up from a dream where i was training mcqueen and i kept trying to start calling her big mac as a nickname, and at first she hated it in a cute way but the more i kept trying to make it work the quieter she got and the more i could tell she genuinely despised it until she just left and refused to speak to me. also for some reason i think she was boxing instead of running.
Junior piggy hereDoes this game ever get a battle pass or something more substantial than the daily carat pack
>>583605574Yes, it gets a battle pass
>>583605551
>>583605574yeah
>>583605574yeah there's like three different subscriptions you can buy in JP now.
>>583605497Does curren like backshots?
>>583605639What's in it?
>>583592879Umatism is recruiting THREE people this month!>B+ club>No quota>Please trade and request shoes>Don't die, but please try to at least do your dailiesReply with your FC or search for the club (Pasa danchou) and check a member's ingame profile to get to the club page. Here is a complimentary Pasa creature I drew in 40 minutes to get your attention
>>583605497one of the top earners, very reasonable. Doesn't want to push for S unless botters get b&, but if that happens we might shoot for it. Quota is around 70M, where the upper-A+ rank clubs have it, he'll monitor quotas and change if needed. I am very contented, UMADash is my home and I have no interest in leaving. Danchou's a gooder.
>>583605651McFatty
>>583605789most notably carats and extra ssr crystals
just took a massive shit here is a middle finger for you /uma/fuck you
whats a good deck for festival tits?
>>583605882Sex with this flattie
my club rank is dropping
>>583606178mambro...
>>583606087Nonstop. And triply after she wins
>>583606178mambwo...
Give me your best uma backs
>>583606428
>>583606080try your best guess first
>>583606595Okay!
>>583606428alright
>>583605882I know who (You) are. Everything's going according to a plan!
>>583606303>>583606428>>583606530>>583606786
>>583606428backs are probably my #1 unconventional attraction. the women at my climbing gym make me rock hard
>>583606935I know who (You) are too, thanks for the link, found a lot of Bakushins that way.
Do you sniff your trainee after a race?
>>583607332The rarest of Bakushins can not be found though.
>>583607476not with THAT attitude
What do >we think of the ***** and * dispute
>>583607567uma musume?
>>583607546I can tell (You) how, but it will cost a 100m fans
>>583607437yes and also continuously
16 hours
>>583607437what do you think
>>583607567I feel bad for the uma&co danchou having to deal with these people
>>583607721>pyromancercool ass name
>>583607437yes
>>583607658I just did 112M and I'll probably do between 110-130 this month
>>583606712i didn't mean start a career just list what 6 cards you'd pick
>>583607721Been hearing Finger is not at the top of his game so I hope he's safe regardless of what happens
>>583607567What did * expect to get out of that
>>583607758If it really bothered him he could simply kick them.
>>583607437Bit weird that lad
>>583607902I...I see. Join UMADash!
>>583607758The nigga let that schizo in three times now, he knew what he was signing up for
>>583607960Nothing, he just thought he could be slick with it
We should post Rice Shower
>>583607437Before and afterAlso on free days. Part of her training (lie)
>>583607919too late
>>583607721what does the (LR) mean? I know it stands for Listed Restricted but not what it entails
god loves hags
>>583608003mambo would love that tho.she would feel a little emberassed and first, but then she would understand that getting sniffed is such unique thing
Good night friends!!
>>583608228Umasumi
>>583608228Good night dude
>>583608019we're full, but someone might leave in November.
>>583608228
>>583608042What's slick about leaking a private conversation
>>583608101laisu buns especially
>>583605724May it's time to quit before it's too late.
>>583608214
>>583608345"heh he hates that club too so I'm gonna leak this convo it'll make us look godo to the thread" he thought
>>583608081that's just gross
>>583608183Are there any Umamusume with pure thoughts?
>>583607960He's a mentally ill schizo that thinks everybody that hates him is a schizo, I don't think he does a lot of thinking.I'd blame his club members for feeding into his delusions instead of kicking him. Maybe they're playing the long game and hoping he kills himself
>>583608556
>>583608214She does seem like the type to give her man what he wants
>>583608196That's just the way JPN3, JPN2 and JPN1 are shown, as NAR has only one race that is International Graded (in this case G1) - Tokyo Daishoten. Everything else is at most international Listed but NAR announced in 2024 that they will seek to upgrade all their JPN races starting from 2028 and want to have them all done by 2033 (this is the exact same process JRA went through from 2007 to 2010)
>>583608556No
>>583607721Imagine Fours Men uma...
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/XZ5F3O>https://jiggie.fun/XZ5F3Ohttps://jiggie.fun/XZ5F3O>https://jiggie.fun/XZ5F3Ohttps://jiggie.fun/XZ5F3O
>>583608556Ramonu
>>583608475Holy retard
>>583608591While true 'mama is even more mentally illReminds of my first girlfriend that would threaten to kill herself every time we had an argument and would tell me that she was cutting herself and then wasn't
great rng is basically cheatingyou did not earn that luck
I don't know what is going on, but I woke up today and didn't open the game for the first time since launch. Nothing specific happened, but the spark isn't there anymore.Thinking about using the kita blanco 5-day period as an excuse to not come back.I'm sorry, danchou.I'm not a mambwo
>>583607567two retards fightingpretty funny to watch and I wish great misfortune befalls them both
>>583609030We're almost out of GL bro, just hold out a bit longer...
>>583609030you are in my club arent you
>>583607758I feel bad for their mascot being a casualty for this clownery
>>583608962Remember to ignore this creature too
>>583608962That's minor mental illness* forces bake wars, talks about himself in 3rd person, argues with himself, doxxes everyone he thinks is making fun of him.All ***** does is larp as a mentally ill woman for attention
There is no drama.It is time to move on.
>>583609030Tamalovegwo...
When I have multiple 4chan tabs open I always fear posting uma stuff on one of the flag boards by accident
MANT did the culling but GL was the final nail in the coffin you retards would rather talk about anything but the game or franchise as a wholejust move on to other generals or boards ffsumamusume pretty derby?
Reminder to>never trust a woman on the internetAnd even more important>never trust a man who pretends to be a woman on the internet
>>583609383This is someone who needs therapy but refuses to seek it 100%>>583609401Nah threatening to kill yourself, sad posting and spending 100% of your time here is even more pathetic. They used to snipe every single room posted here because they just live here and do nothing else with their day
>>583609383Discord looks like nothing but faggotry, really glad I have no interest in it. For awhile there was a bit of fomo, but that's dead, buried, and completely decomposed now.
>>583609448
>>583607960probably wanted to make /uma/club look like the retards but ended up looking like the biggest retard out of the whole situation
>>583609401Not to mention he leaked his own club's messages to force a club drama discussion about them, and also probably kicked beanz this way.
>>583609757Sorry, but the next cycle will begin soon.You will have something to eat soon enough.
>>583609802that shit is the most perplexing thing to me, are the club members really ok with him leaking the fucking discord messages from the server? lolit's funny how the confirmation that HE is the leaker they were searching for should be enough to kick him, but alas
curren is the perfect woman
>>583609946Some people just want to watch the world burn
>>583608853Biwa must give great...head
>>583609719As usual, the thing about discord is less the thing itself, and more the people who use itI'm part of at least 3 comfy discord chats, but all of those with bros I met irl or I've known for a while on the internetFor example, I know I'd never share a discord group with any of you fags
>>583609401you could banish both of these retards if you wanted to. But you keep feeding them attention in the apparent hopes it will make them go away. Do you know how human psychology works? Good god you're stupid. if anons just.....ignored those two faggots, they would go find some other way to get attention, because they have a deep, warped need for it. For them it's a necessity. /uma/ gives it to them in spades, so they stick around. This is not complicated
i tried overseer the hyper speed is kinda nice but the recommendation is just pure retarded
>>583609946They probably didn't know who was leaking their messages prior to u****'s DM getting leaked. Now they know for sure who.
Yep, I'm ready for the next half TP
>>583609719#not all discord users but every time it's a discord user
>>583609702bwo we'd have bake wars for multiple threads in a row, ban collages of * talking to himself and entire threads where he's spamming his ugly whore for hours.Are you really gonna act like he isn't here 24/7 too
>>583609702>Playing UmaMusume: Pretty Derby15 hours a day>Still loses CM
>>583609953Wrong, thats Machitan and Acute
>>583610076We were ignoring their stupid spoilered chats pretty successfully until that extra retarded last leak
I'm playing summer mcqueen for the first time and no joke every single event is about food this is more than oguri and spe combined
>>583610209I was there, there are multiple generals where this happens. Just about every community has a VOn the other hand it's a rare opportunity to see a tranny in the wild begging for cock every single day online, fighting with people because they don't know how to socialize like a normal human being, and blogposting about how shitty their life is
>>583610076Your words will be wasted on the wind anon, the retards here trying to make fun of two mentally ill guys don't realize they're mentally ill tooThis place is a circus
>>583609719>When the icon is also Curren Chan
>>583610530the solution is to not read the thread every day gwo
Okay thats cool and all, but can you just more _BNW[_/spoiler]?
>>583610583That's why it's better to just close the thread when that happens if the filters aren't enough
>your uma>song you liked recentlyhere's minehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI2jR9VfMFk
>>583610685I agree
>>583605882>UMADash is my homeso was mambo
>>583609946I genuinely do not understand what goes through someone's mind to think leaking their own private discord server's messages for attention is a good idea.Most of the "leaks" were making fun of V, so, in this case, he was making fun of himself multiple times to stir up club drama.
>>583605882>Doesn't want to push for S>Quota is around 70MDoes this even add up?
>>583610530Faggots on 4chan are very common, I'm even talking to one right now
>>583610642I love Currenposting. I post all my favorites, but Curren has some of the funniest reaction images.
>make a post completely unrelated to clubs>someone replied "mambwo..">they're right
>>583610708I give you one N image
>>583611229mambwo...
>>583611109S quota is more than double that bwo...
I WANNA CUM INSIDE RICE
>>583610931Mambo was never home
>>583611352are you going to eat that???
>>583611384mambwo...
>>583610758I've been listening to a bunch of abingdon boys school lately. Notably Inch Up Howling.
>>583611105it's just how he leaked the messages last night and then he was saying it was /uma/club fabricating drama and even doxxed one of the room joiners, guy is mentally ill
>>583611449holy kino..
This is the reason /uma/jp refuses to merge, global is brown coded
>>583611384mambwo nyo...
>>583610758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds9P3X9puBI&t=0I should listen to new music more, I just cycle through the same 5 albums on my daily walks with my dog.
>>583611109Yes, it does. 60-90M is comfy upper-A+ rank. S rank is entire orders of magnitude above that. You need 8M+ per day to barely reach rank 95. 240M+ per month. Most of the S clubs just openly bot, rank 20 club barely has 20 members (22 last time I checked), they're just fan farming 24/7.
>>583611282But the quota for all the other A+ /uma/ clubs is around 40m.
>>583609953Bouquetd'or?Yes, she's perfect
>>583611497Strength is also really good.I love Takanori Nishikawa do FLAGS is up there too.
>>583611492yeah he doesn't want his reformed and ready princess to leave him
>>583611586I try to find a new vocaP to listen to every week or so>>583611665I like innocent sorrow I remember it was from dgrayman
>>583610931>posting the uncorrected imageFIX YOUR SHIT
>>583610758I'm too dumb to listen to music it's been nothing but anison for the last few days, right now playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT5gSCjz-yI
i had a nap it was alright
>>583611105It's not him or Umama leaking. There were a lot of club chat leaks with both of them ERPing which neither of them leaked.
>>583611930right, totally
>>583611628most of them are being carried hard. If you look at what clubs consistently rank 130-170, it averages out to about 70-90M/month.
>>583611816Monogatarikino...I have a playlist of all of the ambient tracks that play during the show that I like to listen to while reading.
>>583611930I don't believe that anymore. They just started doing it there because everyone was complaining about it so it was another way of having public sex for attention
>>583611628Dacchis also has 70m quota
>>583611930the discord leaks are 100% himthe club chat leaks not
>>583611527Either way we are still to fast for them
>>583611352Call it sticky rice haha
If you are running two fronts and a runaway in this CM, you are even worse than xog double dom runnersWhich is odd to say, because that's highly likely to be exactly what you ran in the last four CMs.
>>583610758Bourbonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtTYQuO1j6w
>>583611105Better question is why the fuck would anyone leak a 1-on-1 private conversation in the first place? Did he seriously think people would just assume Umama was the one who leaked it?
>>583612197Your ESL is showing
my b+ club has no quotat dancho
>>583612174How can you be so certain? Can't everyone in the club join their Discord? Why wouldn't the club leaker leak posts from there too
>>583612521Because he thought he'd get brownie points with Umama for "hating /uma/club"
I got a 2nd non-3* honse to 3*
>>583612521mammers is deadset on going back to the jews and it was his last attempt to make allenstein think it's a bad idea to let xer back in
>>583612521Why are you trying to decipher the reasoning of a mentally ill dude who was off his meds
>>583612559mambro...
>>583612359>t. lost against fronts and runaways>also lost against xog double dom the last four cmsPathetic
>>583610758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCMrTEpG-g>6 years agoI have not listened to a new song since.
>>583612643nice honsea traditional japanese one
>>583600989I prefer the sloppa version
>>583612775Nao Touyama is cool
I'm going to purge a dead guy who wants to join a b+ club
>>583612654Mammers spent all the money on HRT and needs 400 carats
>>583612539yeah, I am too tired to care
>>583611527Nobody asked, retard
>>583611930The fact that he publicly shared his private messages with Umama by itself is sufficient evidence that he was responsible for the leaked discord screenshots.
>>583593660Imagine the sweats
>>583611527good, their game sucks. ours is better
It's impressive how just 2 attention whore schizos can completely ruin the quality of the thread. I miss the times when the biggest drama her was flatliners in mambo.
>>583613132that and the image name was "allen is rent free" or some shitobsessed
>>583613214Strange how Suzusexo's towels keep disappearing....
which uma is the most likely to shoot up tracen?
>>583612521>umama says he's going back to /uma/club>v leaks chat that makes umama look bad in hopes allen won't accept himIt's a retarded plan and Umama was never gonna stay in Uma&Co after that even if he doesn't go to /Uma/Club but what can you expect from V?
>>583613240miss those times, even the dead Keb period and the mambo danchoubowl was miles above this
>>583613285Tachyon will shoot everybody up with drugs
>>583613240Grand live is fucking boring talking about mentally ill retards is a little more interesting
Slow thread today huhDid everyone stop playing?
amerifat hours
eos soon...
>>583613463I am out of tp banging my head against the GL wall
Consider small Umamusume.
Surely sprintcasino will be better
>>583613551journey's lack of curves is too erotic
>>583613240dahbyposter put actual effort in the shitpoststhis is just two guys lamenting how much cock they suck
GILF Uma?
>>583613240I filtered everything so I have a comfy thread with one or two other guys who want to talk about umamusume
>>583613551Why makes this post and then attach the ugliest uma in the game to it?
>>583613767what a pit slut
>>583613767why is this outfit tight enough for her navel to be seen but not her nipples
>>583613767just realised tama still has 1 more alt, hoping for something cool
>>583613772Because i love Dream Journey and I wish for others to experience this elation as I do.
>>583613240they aren't ruining the thread. what ruins the thread are anons TALKING about them. Stupid shitstain
>>583613463I'm making aces while observing the shitposting and having a funny podcast on
>>583614018>Because I love Dream JourneyI'm sorry to hear that.
>>583613463CM registration is tomorrowAll the anons will turn into open league warriors rushing their last minute aces
>>583614018Mmmm maybe keep that to yourself
I've had Meteo-right stuck in my head for a while
>>583613878Yeah that's stupid
>>583613723that helped me so much. I didn't want any namefagging, so I filtered every name that kept getting repeated. Some threads have 50-100+ hidden posts, but the rest of it's a comfy time.
>>583614164huh maybe i should start making racers
i forgot to make aces again
>>583614164I only need one ace. The other two will be stam debuffers
[-] filterfags bragging about filters again
>>583614104Why's that?
post something cute
>>583614340make sure to specifically target front runners
>>583613248What did Allen do to make him mad?
>>583614419pony tail oguri is better
>>583614484didn't let him in, unironically
Here is the DEFINITIVE OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>UmamaIf you see something, hide and report.
>>583614428They will have murmur and whatever other reds I can get on there. I am not going to invest any effort into an uma that cant win
>>583614484run an S club 7 and kick his boytoy
>>583614174you mean ホメメテオ?
>>583614419
>>583614484>better club than his>took his gf>rejected his application>kicked his gf
>>583614563The random act of kinda evil that this thread deserves
>>583614484V hates that they're "the" S club here and not the club he is in
please join my b+ club
>>583614529Was there proof for this
>>583614567I made a hybrid that can't debuff and also can't win but I'm justifying it by saying she EARNED her spot in the arima kinenluck is a skillif she can get a hot springs ticket she can get a plat
>>583614484took his plaything away from him and runs an actual S club
>>583614780Based Neicha oshigamer but I really just hate this scenario. I ran triple ace these past 2 cms and finished 2nd both times by a neck. I cant be assed anymore.
>>583614780she will come 3rd
>>583614791
You will pull for her, right?Just do it.She is so cute.
>>583615148Probly not. She seems cool and looks great but she isn't my type
>>583615148is she any good as a late surger?
>>583615148I'll use a single pink ticket
>>583615148I absolutely cannot fit her in the budget.That's what the anni selectors are for...
>>583615148from this comic she is stupid or blind
Did you know? The people in Tomakomai are so healthy because they eat yoitomake every day. Follow their example and start your day with a whole platter of roll cakes!
>>583615148Probably yeah. Either on her original banner or the rerun. Maybe both
I won't fall for the propaganda.
>>583615384>rerunI'm retarded and meant alt. I like the Ace alt she's paired with too.
>>583615149Fine WIFE
>>583613463I'm having fun being silly with my participation rewards umas by making this swimsuit Mack. Creek overperformed which was nice so I don't have to worry about her dying, but Bobo decided to never hang around wit again once second summer started. But Mack will hit, don't worry.I'm also in waiting room mode for sprintkino so I don't have to think about stamina during this scenario again.
I'm considering switching my playstyle to end closing, because my carats just can't support rolling for all the must-have late surger cards.but, my kamioshi is a late surger...she has a B in end closer so I can easily mutate her, so... should I?
>>583614970thank you for posting Bourbon. I've had 20 Kitasan ace runs and they've all been shit. Other anons luckshitted into godlike stats/skills, but not me. Seeing Bourbon like that was extremely healing. arigatou
>>583615615Also known as Wife Motion!
>>583615714
>>583615714I mean lates dont need any more or less cards than ends do really until way later in the game's lifespan
kitasatonomyface, the upcoming banner
>>583615714>only Bjust do it bwo
>>583615148easiest pull decision of my entire life 58 MORE DAYS, BOYS!!!!!!!!!!
>>583615780brick stationary
>>583615736I had terrible results with Kitasan and just dropped her for a Machitan. Might go back in the mines if days 1-2 are bad but I'll see how it goes
W-why is this.. HARLOT exposing herself to me???
>>583615823good joke thirdworld-san
>>583615714your ass isnt training 3 end closers every cm
are we getting something new in 2 hours that needs OP updating I'm too lazy to check
>>583615780
>>583615975RUDE and WRONG
>>583614750No but he posted about himself going there for weeks, now there's just silence
>>583613661In JP there's a lobby conversation between her, Brian and CB and they talked about how much they want to race against her someday. She basically said that she's on an unreachable level that they don't have the right to challenge her
>>583615490There is no propaganda People just post Uma they like.
>>583616085bro hasn't logged in since mama left
>>583615810>pokke speed>dia wit>tact witand that's not even counting all the human rights scenario bannersthe one really clogging up the carat gain is pokke, and i feel like i should have her if l'arc is going back toa 3 speed deck
>>583616085Really not skinwalker?
>>583616203Yearning...
>>583612654I'll never understand the mental illness. That leaked message would further worsen their image and both sides wouldnt gain anything from it.
>>583616251>pokkeEnds want this card too>diaJust the late surger version of Taishin wit>tact witSee Dia (idk what wit card ends get)
>>583616042i think the zrr banner?
>>583616417that's tomorrow right? not in 2 hours but I may be stupid
>>583616060
You can always tell which umas are sluts by their exposed ears
>>583616489right, it is tomorrow. felt like more days have passed this week
>>583616595Holy sex I love FineMo now
>>583616717yeah I thought so cause the official twitter didn't post anythingthat's fine I don't have anything to do today then
>>583616652single ear sock and exposed umankles
>>583616595
>>583616881>>583616806Took you long enough!
>>583616387V already lost so he tried to fuck Umama over.Very nice and helpful
>>583617120unironically this, it was a meds off desperate move to fuck over someone alongside him
>>583617198>>583617120This too >>583556227
I will be rolling for BLAZE and registering her for the finalsBLAZE IT 420 *AIR HORN* BOOM HEADSHOT OH BABY A TRIPLE
Karma really does existthank you Shiraoki sama
>>583617291>boom headshot
7
Been away a whole day and this is what I come back to...
Are you gossipÃng anons ever gonna shut up about the same thing you have been talking for the last 24 hours? The dude killed himself stop talking at least out of respect for the dead.
>>583617441More like we're celebrating
>>583616943SEXY CHIBI ALERTSEXY CHIBI ALERT
I will be rolling for musu so that I can compete in the fusu stakes
>Talks about meeting up in person>Everything goes bad in less than 24 hours
Machikanetannhoisah!
>>583617596I'd be fine meeting up with all of my clubdacchis. Even the weirdo who always requests sprint shoes
>perfect run so far>forgot to chech the amount of fans and lost the goal by 1k fans and now run is overFUUUUUCK
>>583617198I wouldnt be so kind as to call it an off meds moment, V is just an evil, self-absorbed person
>>583617270>testChances umama lied about the things he said about /uma/ club to see if it will get leaked?
>>579957387after procrastinating for a full month I'm finally reinstalling the game and so far it looks like it does install into the proper drive on a clean install.I am ready for however much storage zrr's fat tits will take up.
I joined a new club last month and I'm liking my clubdacchis a lot they're all cool
>>583617886Sex with this brown
>>583617968mambwoo!!
>>583617590Stop... I can't afford to roll her...
>>583617958Good luck with your shortstack pulls bro
I'll do a cheeky 10 for Zenno's Rob and Roy
>>583617441Did he really? Link?
>>583618015not a mambwo.......
>>583617075
7 and i jerk out 2 cheeky strokes on tenners on the nerdy donkey shortstack
Anyone up for a CM21 room
>>583618125
>>583617918No shit neigha, you think anybody would actually care that much about 350 more monthly carats
cm20 status?
>>583617918That is clearly what happened lol, there's a reason he was testing him
>>583617918you can rationalize a mentally ill person and a sane person but this is two mentally ill people
>>583618185I'll be there, next weeeeek
>>583618185slow down....my longs aren't even highrolling yet...
>>583618074thanks, you too and to everyone else pulling
>>583618194I'm making curry and I keep walking back over to my computer just to post Fine Motion
>>583618251getting closer to just training a HOg
>>583618185I could join with some sub-optimal girls for fun
>>583618561Sounds yummy!
>>583618367which tit is rob, and which one is roy?
* could have had the bussy and all if xe wasn't such a fucking retard
>>583618561
>>5836181787 and you don't jerk off for the next 7 days
hokko on my cocko
>>583617968Autisumabwo...
7 and every dramafag dies a horrible painful and slow death4 and they die in an easy going and merciful way anything else and they live to shit up the thread another day
>>583618764>4go on, roll again. Only this time, if you get a 4, you hold back on jerking for a week
>>583618839Thank you Shiraoki
7 and you will all SHUT THE FUCK UP
Derby dreams
>>583618821I ALREADY MASTURBATED I DON'T WANT TO NUT ANYMORE IT'S GONNA HURT
>>583618907FU—
>>583618671I don't think he cares as much as you do
>>583618185Sure but I got no accels
>>583618251I HATE GRAND LIVEI HATE GRAND LIVE
>>583618839Go ask Master Rickey to help you with your hexes Fukutard
>>5836190537 and you stroke once for each zrr image posted before this, and after until we switch threads
>>5836191737 and you explode
7 and I snack on the Daiwa sexo banner
>>583618185bro I literally just started making my parent for CM21
7 and we drama talk continues
>>583619254>4looks like you blew yourself up
>>583619205AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE THERE'S 3DPD IN MY 2D THREAD
>>583619357
>>583619357let's gooo
>>583619357SHIRAOOOKIIIIIII
>>583619357we are so back xisters
>>583619357shiraoki is a drama whore
I dont like Curren
>>583619357Can it at least be about something else
>>583619357On to the next thread Currensisters
stop playing with numbers
>>583619659I run like this btw
>>5836196637 and it/s shiraoki's will to play with number forever
>>583618432Running at 100% is all I know how to do...This speed is instinctive >>58361859183782614
>>583619631sure. i have some spicy gossip for especially for you, nonnylmao, i'm not going to gossip about things like a high schooler. i have better things to do like touch grass and shit.
>>583619506my breasts are like this
>>583617918It was all an elaborate ruse to expose *Allen has never really kicked anyone, he just accepted his role in the plan
Next bake should be Curren to celebrate
i was in/vm/a all day and it was infinitely better than this thread, i might just switch over completely like that umaclub guy
>>583619865Based
>>583619357my danchou is currently working on mods for uma and they involve special cutscenes
>>583619915bye anon
>>583619986>>583619986>>583619986have a natie bwead
>>583619915I'm still here bwo...
>>583619915Do it faggot nobody cares
>>583619915It was nice knowing you anon.
>>583620058How are CM20 your aces?Will you go back to the club later?
>>583619915no, don't go, anon... i care...
>>583618907lol
>>583620164They are Stamlets but decent enough to win if I don't get Neicha'dAnd ye I'm coming back next month
>>583620058miss you bwo
>>583620350Can you join a different club and not them
>>583620425I miss talking to you bwos too, and the club events as well Umama might join today so you'll be able to chat with him again, if you're who I think you are>>583620471nyo
