>Season 5: A Grim Doctrine Official Launch Trailerhttps://youtu.be/Ih6DVdyQn3I >Cost of Life Story Time with Tashinga Bepetehttps://youtu.be/2ZHZBa-Zt2c >Doctrine | Hero 54 Gameplay Trailerhttps://youtu.be/RQ_Ip6KFglU >Ultimatum Story Time with Chiara Preziosihttps://youtu.be/zl9OHKv4AGU >Breakout | Doctrine Hero Trailerhttps://youtu.be/h5dwH7nx9do >Overwatch 2026 Spotlighthttps://youtu.be/N8Sgnn72e9Y >Schedule>Season 5 - OUT NOW!>Solo Leveling Shadow Monarch Event - October 06 - October 20>Mystery Madness: Graveyard Games Event - October 06 - November 03>Competitive/Quickplay Drives - December 04 - December 07>Season 6 - December 08>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Comics, short stories and musichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/>Overwatch Esports 2026 Viewership Rewardshttps://esports.overwatch.com/en-us/rewards>Official Hero Statisticshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/rates>Overwatch Wikihttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_PagePrevious Thread: >>583633459
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I want Sombra to shove her toes in my mouth.
Thy
I think I'm done playing this game until they buff kiri
>>583725043The nerfs will continue until she is unplayable in pro play.
Why is it that every single time I have a game with a hero I haven't played in a while where I pull off the most crazy plays and am generally firing on all cylinders that I forget to record itAnd then the next game I'm fried and tired and do shit
>>583724803The's
>>583708505
Mei's ass is my favourite character.
>>583725235You can just record the replay?
>play arcade event >leave game because they stomp us>receive penalty for leavingthe fuck?
Illari found dead in a ditch.
Bomb puss ready!
Sombra lets you have her leftovers and she washes the sweaters you accidentally leave at her place
>>583725708silly goyim thinking he can avoid EOMM in any mode regardless of how "casual" it's supposed to be
This game desperately is in need of better maps Upward would be a good map in OverwatchThe Longest Yard would be funny in DeathmatchHyperblast would could be converted into another good one
>>583724985genji is so lucky...
>>583715216>mei casually benching 540lbs>juno casually spotting a 540lbsOkay look, I get that not everyone goes to the gym, let alone the majority of OW players, but come the fuck on. 45lb barbell, each plate is 45lbs. Weightlifting is a common enough trope for people to know the basics. Mei's benching over double, if not triple her body weight. That's capeshit super hero levels of benching from her, a chubstress.>posted in wrong threadFUCK
>>583726393And I'm dyslexic as fuck today. 405 not 540.
im quitting until these dumb niggers unvault all the old battlepasses. They added fomo while removing fomo. their nigger behavior has reached a new level.
>>58372584745.7% win rate, must be nice
I won Overwatch.
>>583727139loll
Who the fuck even enjoys payload?
>>583728193I do because that's the only mode where Domina is a real character
>lead all 4 support in heals and assists>dps still cry about lack of heals despite the numerous health packs hacked along the waySo this is the life of a Sombra player now huh?
>>583728415anyone except the tank crying for heals is an instant avoid
So is this Sombra rework any good?
>>583724997>>583727139>In the quest to annoy the The ritualposter, anon learns to love ritualposting xemselves. it's a beautiful thing
>>583728690It's pretty good.
Best Mei legendary in a long long time.
>>583729243Lich Queen literally just came out and is better than this slop.
>>583729321guy who enjoys eating shit:
>>583729040Is it fun?!?!?
How do I deal with the fact that Domina is my wife?
The thing I hate about overwatch the most besides level design is that you can never play the hero you actually like all the time because Le counter pick instead of counter play
>>583729542Overwatch isn't fun.
>>583729756Theres not many actual counter picks and usually only happens with multiple eg playing poke into brawl on a brawl favored map
>open epic lootbox>get two legendariesits that shrimple
I just love The Daddies ok
It would be this faggot
I just love this Faggot ok - Venture
so yeah why in the fucking hell does my team ALWAYS have 1-2 players who are brand new and get less than 1k damage done but the enemy team never has this happen? imagine taking pride in your winrate in a game that just arbitrarily decides it for you
whats the lore with the dog?
>>583729756That mainly just affects tanks, another reason to not play that role.
I hate domina, that smug face needs to be wiped off the map
>>583731576Murphy. I think he was the dog they had on base during Overwatch's glory days.
I just love The Domina ok
I love domina, that smug face needs to be wiping off my cum
>>583731662say you don't mean it!
Brigitte owes me sex
>only started playing again at the domina drop earlier this year after ditching OW2 shortly after release>check unvaulted passes>empty progress>apparently season 16 is fully completed
>>583732152damn maybe a gas leak made you dumb enough to play overwatch for that season
Vendetta why are you saying this?https://voca.ro/1fM4yNm8UXrW
>>583732834jesus, her VA is willing to say anything
I took a few weeks off, last season's balance and match making was unbearable for mehow's it been so far?excited to dust off my old otp for the new mythic weapon
>>583733019Oh wow that's shocking (approving)
>>583692158
>>583732834
>>583732105https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Doctrine_-_Take_what_is_owed.ogg
Thoughts on women with long nails?
dva when I first played overwatch: wow a gamer character represent for my age how awesomedva when I play overwatch now: god damn it I've wasted the last half decade of my life I wish I could be young again
>>583731576He’s a good dog
>>583732834my gf was a self proclaimed lesbian and turned out the same way >>583733019woman moment
"All I hear about is this woman, Ziegler.""Ziegler?""Angela Ziegler."
>>583733698At least it means she's always going to be there for you <3
>>583725390Ok the tummy is progressively increasing. Excellent
>>583726393They could be 25 lb plates (they look kinda small) but 8 of them plus a barbell is still 245, Everyone's favorite Chinese fatty could NEVER, I'd be surprised if she could manage 135
>>583727139I wish I had the confidence of an obese American woman.
>>583733019I'm so autistic I want Juno's VA to say some vocal stim. I'm thinking "How bout that prick's face when they saw the gat" but that's technically profane so I'd settle for "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?"
No way. Domina gets a second shield charge and Orisa gets javalins that can crit and everyone gets all this insane shit, and Mercy gets "you can play prop hunt and do nothing for a while".Holy shit.
>Play Domina>Get hooked by Hog>livegoated patch.
>>583734493thats a general perk for all characters thoughbeit
>>583734493I think the spooky ones are universal ability upgrades. Not tied to your hero.
>>583734493>Mercy gets "you can play prop hunt and do nothing for a while".How is that different from regular mercy?
I don’t want this shit what the fuck
>>583735151Slut
What does seeing this face make you feel?
>>583733698The overwatch hero menu music makes me ponder the melancholy and disturbing passage of time which amplifies this effect
>>583735878poor
>>583735878disgust (I hate jeets)
Which hero should I do an impression of for vocaroo?
>>583736216Hamster
>>583736216Whichever matches your vocal range best
>>583724985they have a dedicated loremaster who curates mercy's ass
>>583736216
>>583733923This is literally me thinking about my now ex
>>583736216https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Reaper_-_%28loud_breathing_sounds%29.ogg?8d79d
>>583736384>COMMANDERYES MY FRIEND
I need to know what kind of vocoder they use for reaper so as to replicate it
>>583735878Breed
I'm Juno's Cummander.
>>583736856I demo new supports on push maps now (I'm cursed to lose every single one) and I played a bit with Ana last time and she's kind of fun and not as complex as everyone says
>>583736856
>>583736856yawn
>>583736273https://voca.ro/1cRfz145iOaS>>583736331https://voca.ro/1fFI4geevhM1idk about vocal range but I like soldier (sorry for my washing machine beep in the background)>>583736454https://voca.ro/1o7gSj3Zn8mj>>583736562https://voca.ro/19gAue54v9O9
>>583736968>>583737171>>583737305The Thes
do people in the OW community actually pretend that aspen is good at the game? I clicked on a random stream for the drops and she was duoed with them I guess and I heard her calling out the most autistic shit like "i'm going to go hack their mega" like anyone gives a fuck lmao. fat bitch just loves to hear herself talk I guess.
>>583737370wow it's really reaper
>>583737524she is horrible
>>583737370good impressions anon!
>>583737469>schizo has been conditioned to spot the's
Sombra Remastered is so damn fun
I was raped by The's.
>>583736136She looks kinda good here>>583738415She looks kinda goofy here
TOTAL LATINA LOVE
owg solo queue meetup
Overwatch has so many cool characters that would be fun in a single player story campaign but are trapped in this boring sweaty try hard multiplayer moba with bad maps.Let me play as DVa, Reaper, Reinhardt, or Sigma in their own game you massive faggots.
>>583738936>bottom of the barrel trollingyeah that's about right
Post more Domina pics please
>>583738415The last thing a giftcard sees before getting redeemed
>>583739186>sweatyDon't do that to yourself. Just play quick play with friends and be chill.
>>583739491more Domina pics please
Don't know about you lot but I'm enjoying the rework
>>583731576You just know
>>583740061Cool shitstomp anon ggwp!
>>583739491
>>583739491>>583739753
I'm glad I don't play lucio because I would be making that mythic dance all game.
Thought Reaper was edgy until Shion was added and somehow manages to be infinitely more edgy than Reaper was, who is more comedic relief now
I don't want new heroes, I want sex. Sex with Domina.
domina is sleeper op in 5v5 after the passive bufffreelo I dare say
>>583741695that shield healing is kinda crazy but every other tank just runs over her anyway
>>583741790just land headshots hehehe
>>583740859>>583740845a shame overwatch doesn't have first person player models
>some guy with the default overwatch 1 skin does well despite having few hoursyou love to see it
>>583742735just a fellow unc coming back to rape f2pbabbies, yep *sips beer*
>>583742735Smurfdaddy made your clitty leak again?
>>583742882Why are you so gay?
holy shit what in the FUCK did they do to roadhogthis is a worse nerf than that time they removed hanzo's ability to kill peopleevery fucking ability just does nothing
>>583742135Why is she so perfect?
>>583743060It's true I just love daddy dicks revved up my ass doebeit
>>583743104They made it so you have to play overwatch now.
>>583743081big steppahttps://youtu.be/hOHKltAiKXQ?si=Nh3xDNdifC6LNTd8
we just got spawncamped on ilios
>>583743552sombra
>>583743081She is cute
Good night Hanas
>>583743552We don't play that 6v6 crap here btw pal.
>>583741695>>583742135God definitely exists, right?why do women have the perfectly appealing beautiful hour glass shape with gorgeous mounds of life giving milky fat proportioned perfectly on their upper bodies framed by their pretty face and attractive stomachs and hips?I never really thought about it butI mean, monke doesn't have gorgeous tits
>>583744148Juno when shes about to bite into a human leg
is sunshine a troon
>>583744415most likely
Shed be better at hitscan if she was
>>583744415Magic 8 Ball says "Yes"
8hrs down today and once again I not a single match played on the new map.
nom
>>583744756This is how the walking dead started
>>583743980gn
>>583744415no, she's the quintessential femcel foid who probably has a yeasty dirty stank pussy and got touched as a kid and compensates for the fact she's ugly and got diddled with her "unique" hyper kiddy and frilly personal style
>>583744915is Hana Song yuri
>>583744142I'm trying to play Overwatch as I remember it
>be excited to finally be able to get the magical girl briggers skin from the battle pass I missed out on>They release unvaulted battlepasses>the literal only one I want isn't available until later season for no fucking reasonWhat was the fucking point then?
>>583744916And you're a regular old incel I take it
>>583744971Hana Song is wifey
Would you like Domina more if she was white
>>583736856NOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE POWERED UP IT GIVES ME PERFORMANCE ANXIETY*fumbles*
>>583745612Her skin color does not bother me in the slightest.
>>583744756I knew it. She ate everyone on the mars base and came to earth to continue her devlish desires
>>583744916na, foids that got molested have high pitches voices usuallydoes she ever show her left arm on stream, wonder if she cuts
>>583745612all your posts are so fucking badjust shut the fuck up
>>583745612I'd like her less
Now that the dust has settledWhat's the verdict on Sombra?
>>583745889Shut up Lucio
>>583745931racemix
>>583745931ngl the sombra's ive been playing with heal more than the average zen or lucionot as miserable as I thought
>get 31 kills and a quintuple with bomb on last to win the game>doctrine gets potg and mvp AIEEEEEEEEprobably would not have been possible without being kept alive thoughever
>>583724997bara thes
>>583746191You're welcome pepito
>>583745612Her skin color doesn't bother me because she's anime brown, it's a rich brown and her entire phenotype is white as fuck. She's brown like Miruko or Yoruichi are brown. The most unfortunate part of her being brown is that she's explicitly Indian, which just makes her easy for people to mock and dunk on with SAAR jokes. But knowers know she would be extremely high caste and breeding her would result in almost entirely aryan children.
>>583727139oh no no no thesisters...
>>583732105brig could diddly 4 pl8s no problemo
Domina is Indian? Gross, wtf. I thought she was south american.
>zarya catches the entire team in grav>i somehow miss self destruct>nearly costs us the gamethe burning you feel? it is shame
>>583745931She’s fun when you finally start playing in rhythm and get down the timing of her abilities. Also still a qt.
>>583742882"Clitty leaking" has got to be one of the most foul terms I've heard in quite some time.Just absolutely fucking vile.
>>583746651She's actually English.
did my Favorite Thing again today
>>583744916it's literally just the jap lolita style, very popular with terminally online foids
>>583746943I know exactly what it is and I know exactly why a girl that looks like her is doing it. It is a tale as old as time. Or, the internet.
I wish people used vc more...
>>583746741try typing that again without leaking from your clitty this time
>watch crazy venture potg>woah that's cool I'm gonna try>3-9how it work
What is this, shattered glass?
>>583747064I specifically join team vc with my vc volume set to 0 so the "muh comms" autists don't tilt but I also don't have to listen to them
>>583747338Mirror universe yes, one of the best seasons.
Sex with Junker Symmetra
>>583746651are you retarded?
Vendetta is Indian who was born in Italy
>>583747475I want to know more.
Ashe is Middle Eastern who was born in America
I looked up cum tributes of Sunshine and Aspen and couldn't find any. I'm surprised some black or brown incel hasn't recorded a video of him jerking his mediocre dick and blowing a load on a picture of Sunshine on his tablet.
Overwatch has gone 3,788 days without a barefoot Lena skin.
I love stomping stackniggers
I know that Mystery Madness is just supposed to be a fun, arcade game but Bridgette is pretty nasty in itDepending on the perks you get you can 1v1 anything that isn't a tank
>>583748273bro wants to watch other guys jack off lmao
>>583748273Aspen is lowkey fat and ugly, and a gross stoner who probably smells like cheese.I could definitely jerk off to Sunshine though.
>>583748296I've gone 0 days without loving The Lena
>>583748368brigitte*
>>583748368swear every time I roll support I get the kiriko, mercy, and juno pool so I've never got to experience it myself. she has seemed pretty good for other people though so I don't doubt it
>>583748428>I could definitely jerk off to an ironing boardftfy, hope this helps, buy me a coffee, etc. etc.
>>583747798raceshitters generally are
>>583748368yeah I was fighting a brig who was literally unkillable solo, we needed almost 3 people to take her down
>>583745889Surely you enjoyed at least one out of my 42 posts so far.
>>583748985<333
i need a gyro zeppeli zen skin>>583748368doctrine's really fun in it too, i like the perk that lets you control his ult with your cursoremre's full auto is good too, sniper is shit doe
>>583748985fuego
echo if good
>>583748985This fucking SLUT is making me wait in queue for 6 minutes
>>583748514from the top of my head her perks are>shield bash distance gets increased by 40%>shield bash makes the following melee an AOE>shield bash makes the following melee throw a boomerang shield, stacks with the AOE>shield bash triggers her ally healing AOE>whip shot turns into a 1m grapple that still does damage>perks that increase her E healing>pretty sure there's also a perk that increase her self healingso she craps out a ton of burst damage after doing a shield bash, can quickly close up distances with her grapple and shield, and she just does a bunch of healing in general
Stadium is deteriorating
>>583750682Stadium is completely unplayable right now with the worst balance I've ever seen. Games are decided solely by which team is abusing Freja/Vendetta, and no other factors.
>>583748985too big
>>583751289i have to come clean that i just needed a reason to post juno's ass
>>583750614those sound sick
>>583751790Was it worth it?
>new season just came out>general falling to page 8DEAD. GAME.
>>583754428Maybe I'm playing the game
>>583747913Overwatch heroes became talon, talon became overwatch, and there were a few random swaps like Symmetra as a junker. There was also a mode where the ow/talon heroes got new abilities like mercy exploded souls instead of reviving them and doom block put up a rein shield
>>583754687I might wind up getting it myself since I already have the Vengeance skin for whatever reason and could use the voicelines to go with it
*hacks you and makes your penis fall off*
>>583755272thanks, sis
>>583755323You'd still have the balls though. Just no penis.
>>583755418sombra sure is cruel
I have the rare RAGDOLL skin for Echo as well as Victorian Doll, but I think I'm going to have to use the battle pass hack on Soldier's skin to get AUTOMATON ECHO which is clearly inspired by Metropolis. I don't even really play Echo though.But god all the other fucking hacked skins fucking suck.
This dumb ass ball ults way too often for how much zoning it does, it needs more counters asap. Also Genji didn't need any buff, it was the most obvious case of buff it to sell skins i have seen
>>583754665I have six minute long queues I can post during.
Everything east of 25 degrees E should be booted off the EU server and put on their own containment server. where they can spam ez after 5 man stomping qp games together
>>583755524The hacked thing feels like a trap. Everything in that list drops in boxes but you're replacing something that never will. I have no doubt that in the future someone will complain they hacked away a bp skin for a hero they picked up after the fact or something.
>>583755581Not letting sigma clear mines with his shield anymore was one of the stupidest things they've ever done
>>583756375Yeah I'm debating not hacking away Soldier's skin even though it's retarded, just to have it as a compliment to Reaper's.But shit being in boxes means they might as well not exist, because I'm not spending credits to fucking unlock shit to "improve my odds". Literally all I get from the boxes is fucking dogshit Lucio and other shitter skins. There's just too many fucking trash skins in the pool. Too many to ever buy even though I've been playing since 2016.
what are the most trans friendly heroes?
>>583756727ana. you can join a cult of online only weirdos who will crawl out of the woodwork to defend any bad behavior you might have
>>583756724If you're sitting on a pile of 50k credits they do nothing for you there you absolutely should get rid of OW1 skins from the pool with them.
>>583755595I wish Sombra would suck me off in between queues
>lose a team fight>tell tank to swap>throw the match by constantly life gripping the tankHow based is this behavior from lifeweaver players?
>>583756727I feel like if you told juno you were a woman she'd just believe you
>>583756727the edgy or super cute ones
Why do you always want to post about trannies
Sombra is fun
>>583754687>mercy exploded souls instead of reviving themI wanna play this now
>>583758061they're the only reason why i win comp games, their autism is unrivaled
>>583758607Sombra is sex
WHY DID THEY BUFF GENJI
Healslut or supportputa?
>>583759353He was too honest
>they reduced hitboxes of Juno and TracerLmao
Sombreasts
>>583755595i look like this
>>583760086what a handsome ecuadorian male
>>583760147PLEASE be in London.
So how much typing of "ez" or just being a piece of shit in all chat will actually get me banned? I've heard conflicting things.
>>583760235I report everyone who says ez and I get "thanks for reporting" messages a lot
>>583757159I have like 8k credits or something, that's like 5 dogshit skins, fuck that I'm not buying that fucking shit let them give it to me in a fucking shitter box while I think of how much I want blizzard to be firebombed
What's the quickest amount of time you've received a ban or received a notification someone got banned and for what reason?
im higher ranked than sunshinebread now
>>583760717notification has always been overnightbut the two times I got banned it was during or right after the match
>>583760717I've gotten chat banned three times before and it's been 4 years but I still got a file on my PC with the battletags of the people who reported me. Like idk even why at this point it just satisfies me to have, I've gotten like 30+ people actioned as revenge though there was a point where I'd just report someone every time they were playing a character that annoys me and with how broken they're report system was at it's nadir I'd legit rack up multiple notificaitons a week doing this
Oh moons I filled my diaper again! I hope auntie Mei doesn't find out. I will need to hide the evidence of this foul act!
HOTS sisters, when will we return to the top of the gaming food chain?Hana unrelated
>>583762823Tracer will eat it
Angela Ogundimu
>>583762823I should update this tier list
>>583762823>using contractionsRuined
i just sharted in my diapers while playing roadhog...
>>583763663Fake, roadhog players just shit their pants they cant afford diapers
There's at least one doomfist and genji in literally every single QP game
>>583762346Last time I got a notification about someone I reported it was almost a month after it happened and I just thought what even is the point of doing something about it after this much time. I goaded the other person though so idk if that had anything to do with it.>>583762560>I'd just report someone every time they were playing a character that annoys meMight start doing this for the lols. How big is the list?
Scary... it could happen to anyone!
>>583764354Yeah because it's fucking christmas for us right now. Hog and Sombra are no longer instant free value against my mains. You have to actually outplay me now and time your cooldowns while tracking mine. They should rework ana next.
>there are people talking to me in languages I don't speak because they think I'm also from their country because of streamer mode
>>583764525You deserve to be raped
>>583764456Rape of Nanking ship
Cardboard underwear feels nice actually.
>>583764751You'll have to actually try now. Sorry. No more free counter swapping for you.
>>583765790>swaps to mizuki
>>583765339
Support Sombra is kinda fun. I don't think this is gonna stop her from being banned all the time so not sure what they were thinking also forgive the shitty weapon accuracy this was my first game in months
>>583763308Juno confirmed clanner
>>583763104finally, a good fucking tier list
>>583766891la putita patas...
>>583766694>that healing>all those damage numbers>both sides have a dps who just ate dirt non stop and with low elims>transrightsWhat the fuck happened in this match
vendetta is disgustingly broken
I'm retiring from dps. Getting gaped as support never feels as bad as getting gaped on dps
Hanna is a PUTA
>>583767327it was FUN
why is Junker Queen so tall and look so strong
>>583767336Lol
>>583767794Because she's my wife.
lmao
>winratefags
Do we know who is getting the second mythic?
>>583762890When they add Fika
>>583768237
Doomfist players are the biggest idiots in this game, the entire team has to change their playstyle to accomodate them
>randomly assigned Mercy in mystery heroes>reign dives into the enemy team and goes behind walls and down hallways>doesn't shield, always swinging>complains about not getting healed>passive aggressive bullshit calling his team braindead in all chatAh, I actually took a break from this game and came back for the new season, I forgot about this kind of person. The person who is really bad and does things to prevent his team mates from helping him and then blames them. Some things change, some thing stay the same.
>>583770156I could be playing Rein. You being soldier spending the entire match shooting sigma's shield on eichenwald first choke will not make a difference no matter what tank I play.
>>583762890the next overwatch hero to be added would likely be kiriko or juno, or maybe whoever the newest hero at the time is to promote overwatch (like how i think the new wow character is from the new expansion or wtv)however, i want it to be venture
>>583770156What tank doesn’t require you to play around their cooldowns?You just want a shield all the time because you’re a idiot that doesn’t know where to stand if somebody isn’t there specifically to give you cover.
>cracked Ana keeping both snipers topped>https://files.catbox.moe/nn9ga6.mp4
>>583770156>needs a shieldStay out of ranked.
Can we revert the retarded LoS heal nerf that Wuyang and Zen got now
>>583772641
>>583772728yeah those were completely pointless
>>583766891I thought this was Fareeha at first. Then I realized that Fareeha would never dress like a whore.
will they have the balls to actually someone in the lore?
>>583773287kill someone* kek
>>583770064Wow we've reached a new record low. Time to update the graphic.
When was the last time a male hero got a Mythic as good as Wuyang’s?
>>583773539we just got koi genji
>>583773572Yup koi genji is really good, but nobody wants to admit Blizzard cooked.
>>583773761i like fish :Di don't play genji at all but if i did i would use the fish skin
Did the new guy release yet?
>tfw still pretending mei is fat even though she isn't really
>>583772386Perfectly good animation talent ruined by giving the girls horsecocks. If they were just regular size or even slightly big dicks it'd be fine. But NOOOOO
>>583724630
I deserve a mei belly pillow
>>583775472support sombra is playable right now yes
I don't like Doctrine's model when he attacks. He looks too similar to Ramattra with his staff out.
Ana and Pharah spend hours cleaning Mercy's fat futa cock with their mouths after it fills their asses, wombs and mouths with cum
>>583776275The new face of support. The age of Mercy, Kiriko and Juno is over.
Illari needs emergency overturning buffs right now.
this game stops being fun once you hit diamond
Only reason Sombra is a support now is because she's latina and is a vehicle to sell skills.
>>583777178It was the right move. Everyone is having a blast with her. The only salty people are the former spawn campers.
I only hate how stupid the virus replacement is but>blastthat’s a loaded term now.
>you can’t kill anything and you get healed lessSo is Cyberspace getting nerfed or are we stuck with this Rivals-tier AOEslop doing both of those things
>>583777742Just step out of it
they need to revert the hitscan changes
make anran a support too
>>583725847Doctrine being OP will only uplift Illari, do you guys not remember the Illari/Bap backlines
gm junos
>>583778861>do you guys not remember the Illari/Bap backlinesno i dont
>>583778784this but genji
>>583770064what went so wrong?
>>583779054it won the 2023 world cup, it's just overwhelming pokeslop even with Bap's 20m range
What if they make the new doomfist a mythic weapon? Or should it just be a regular legendary skin?
shion and mizuki, did they... you know?
>>583780373go bowling together? maybe, who knows
>>583770064>>583773527not so smugiko now
>>583780935
>>583778879xin chao
>>583778879I have no idea what is going on
healing numbers are new right? is there a reason they didnt add that years ago?
>>583779634Kiriko has been a skinslut for so long that sales for new skins has dropped. Blizzard wants to force Kiriko players onto new supports with fresh skin lines so they keep spending money.
>>583753747I'd reckon so
support sombra would go hard in stadium
>>583782472I am still voting winton
i'm so sick of mei in the event game mode that bitch is in every game
>>583719280
>>583783205
I'm NOT having fun in the event gamemode
>>583783584
>>583784505I had fun the first few games then I just started losing everything and I hate it now
>>583784505are torb and mei broken in that mode?
>>583784505I had to stop playing because I had the worst healers I've ever had and it was making me so mad. Everyone else was fine but I would stand in front of the healers at 5% hp and not get shit. >>583785678Idk about broken but both are in every game
How do I deal with a genji as ashe
i want to play ow but it's too stressful
>>583787313That's why I only play quick play; you're not responsible for your wins at all, it's all decided by which team gets the stack that tries.
trickin juno into going alone into a stack
look here look listen guys i just love theses
>>583784636good nyight
>>583785920most skilled rivals player
>>583787606>once winston has the perimeter defenses are disabled
>>583788920good nyight cutie..
So is Sombra good or not?
Winston is defenseless against The cock hungry Juno
>>583789070Us high level players (dia3+) decided that she is bad while the silver samurais claim that she is broken.
>>583789062
>new healer drops>all my qp games now have -1 healer because everyone is playing them and not actually healing anyonebeing a tank hurts bros....
i didnt played this game cuz apparently some of the characters i wanted to learn(sombra,doom and hog) were about to receive a rework. what did we end up with?
>>583789464one ability ponymassive cancer shitstainokay tank I guess, finally not a glorified fat dps somewhat
>defeat defeat defeatthis season is so obnoxiously horridim going to blow my fucking brains out (in minecraft)
>>583789464Doom hasn't been touched but the other two are more useful as team players now.
>>583746432If overwatch had any realism Domina would be incredibly light skinned but still brown
cute ghost on vacation
>>583789612Your fault for not picking one of the supports custa plays.
>>583789612yeah my winrate has taaaaanked today kek
>>583789612not even having fun atm because of all the delinquent supports
we don't that qp crap
>stadium is open queue now >because of support queue >but now supports have to fight over who gets to play support lmao
>>583791206Are you the writer of the overwatch webtoon?
stadium was a failure
>>583792324this but kaplans pve
>>583792414that too
>>583789747Ghosts don't go on vacation
Do not sexualize Sombra. Remember that once a Latina gets married she gains 300 pounds and ages 30 years.
>>583777178So you’re saying people just want to see more Latinas ass?
nuh fuck this qp is straight up not playable it's just huge group diffs every game
>>583793651I just won't marry her.
>>583793903it's fun
>>583794248Being shit on because the enemy 3 stack are going hard on their level 300 mains and your team are 3 mercy mains that ignore the other two players is not fun.
>>583793651I’ll take that gamble
I still prefer 6v6 over 5v5 for ranked
>>583789747Burying my cock in her big fat ghost ass.
>>583794517that's crazy, imagine preferring the intended format to one that only exists because of queue times
>>583794517that's because you are stupid
>>583794517Hello Planet Retard
As a tank, which is preferred, 5v5 or 6v6? I don't really mind either desu but I also am fairly casual >>583794367This has also been my experience today
5v5 is the preferred mode, because it's just the better one in every way.
>>583793903I had to start queueing comp just so I wouldn't have to deal with this bullshit. Got fed up of it for the day and played 3 games of qp and the third game had the sweatiest fucking faggots ever(they still lost and I roasted them) so I just stopped playing altogether. Like I just want to fucking relax and fuck around on different heroes, jesus christ.
These niggas don't really care about what mode you play it's just easy shitposting.
5v5 literally only exists because overwatch players don't like using their brainshurr durr 6v6 tank too hard i can't remember ability cooldowns and watch flanks let me pick 5dps 1 support and ruin matchesthen blizz makes tanks overpowered murder machines in 5v5 to appease their autopilot brainrot5v5 is genuinely the inferior mode if you stop and think critically for one second about why it even exists
>>583795943comp is fun right until the point where most of your games become forced losses
ow2 ruined overwatch...
case in point
If you combined all the the's together they'd be called Janiko
Give me the quick rundown on The Honda
6v6 is just way too easy. Like womens sport. It's not what men play.
Should we even know the realm of this tease? It's obviously not gonna be the shit-from-an-ass robot we're getting next. I assume they're a junker.
5v5 is fake hard
>>583796031Yup. It’s why I just scroll past their shit.
>>583796131no, it was Ana
I’m 35 virgins. I will never have a sex with a cute Japanese girl like Juno or Hana
5v5 silver = 6v6 diamond
I assume offerings aren't retained between weeks?
>>583796286The skull has similarity to kace, the villain of the london calling comic.
>>583796286My theory is that it's an ex-Overwatch guy who committed war crimes and got locked up. He hates Doctrine and has been plotting to kill him while both of them were locked up.
>>583784505this game mode is so random one time I got tilted and purposfully fed on reaper the whole match and my team still won
>>583796778Look at her in the throne Play of the Game, she's glossy.
>>583793651Damn that's crazy
>>583796120>forced lossesIt's the most depressing shit ever.
>>583789070Her invis and gun have no place in her kit anymore, the rest feels good.
>>583797160Survival tool
>>583796458Happy Birthday anon. I believe you have what it takes to find and tap into a plump assed Asian qt by next birthday.
>>583797326Also the best gun in the game
>>583797160she's near unkillable with good positioning and can easily btfo a dps in close quarters, what are you even talking about
>>583787606but then i have a 20% win rate in quick play unranked
>>583797326>>583797482I didn't say they weren't good, I said they have no place in her kit. It's like she's two different characters now.
>>583797445her butt isn't this big ingame
>>583797552she's a third dps with a healing niche, you're looking at her wrong
>all loot boxes opened at the end of a season>I forgot about that>launch game, mark all as readall those drops lost in time
>>583797727just look in your history
The Smugiko
>>583789070gigabroken slut needs correction
>>583797552That's like saying Mercy's gun & gliding have no place in her kit
>>583798307correct
>>583797528Exactty anon, solos just fucking lose.
>>583798414
>practice a character in qp i don't play>get owned>get mad and switch to one i know how to playanyone else do this
>>583799117nope, i int until i get good
>a humble game of quick play circuit royale>game is drawing 12 gigs of rammy 16 gig potato can't even browse 4chan while playing a video game fuck
Hog was gangbanged again
>>583799117This happens all the time in qp
>>583799117>try Widow>can barely hit the broad side of a barn>enemy snipers constantly one upping me>switch to Vendetta and start steamrolling
maybe they should release 5.5v5.5 gamemode and everyone will be happy
blogmap I like that people don't vote:busan, aatlis, havana, push maps other than colosseomaps I hate that people vote:hollywood, circuit royalmaps I hate and thankfully don't get many votes:new junk city, midtown, numbani, paraiso, shambali
>>5837997095 players and a mercy
>>583799238Based
5v5 exists because people hate playing tank, right?
>>583800080yse
>>5838000805v5 exists because of Overwatch 2Tanking is less fun in 5v5 because it doesn't work in 5v5
tank player returning to the game after 5 years-i've been playing ram, winston, sigma, rein mostlydoes this make me honest or dishonestno it won't stop me playing any of them but i'm curious regardless
>>583800187Thousands of players play 5v5 every single day and think it works fine
>>583800080>people hate playing tank, right?5v5 exists because two tanks made teamfights last eternity and the visual clutter could be overwhelming.
>>583800438thousands people also eat poop every single day
>>583800080Well yeah. Que times are atrocious for supp and dps with just 1 tank queing. Playing tanks will never ever be popular in any game.
>>583800561you didn't have to call out the tank players like that
>want to get the sexy mei ghost skin>okay let's grind that bp>q all roles in comp because i can play all of them>tank tank tank>mercy moira, moira sombra, mercy, zen lifeweaverwhy. why would you do this. I hope they all go to hell.
Asian women fear Sombra’s tight Mexican taco.
Played 6v6 as tank the other day and it fucking sucked! I tried it again to see if I just had a 1 off bad match and it was still mostly awful. Who actually likes 6v6?
>>583801809whats wrong with zen and lifeweaver? isnt that a decent combo to cover eachothers weakness
>>583803626>faggot and eunuch No thanks.
>>583803703tough boy over here who wants to see only lucio and baptiste
>>583801809No doctrine?
>>583803703ah I see, you're one of the emotional wimps who uses these threads to lash out into the void to make yourself feel better, with no intent of critical thinking or argumentationcarry on then
kiriko
>>583803703Yeah we get it you want ana kiriko surgically inserted in your anus because you're the main character
kayreekoe
never ask a support her winrate
>leaver penalties in the fucking arcadelollmao even
>>583800540>two tanks made teamfights last eternity and the visual clutter could be overwhelming.then they made supports overtuned and gave them the ability to make fights last forever with visual slop all over the screen. hyper cope
>faggot soldier flying with ultinstant alt f4im not participating in this retarded bullshitthis is worse tham sombra going invisible and making no sound
does tracer still rape sombra?
>>583806042tracer rapes everyone right now for some reason
I wish Tracer and Sombra would rape me
>>583806034bro, your corner?
Like you do not have to play a single game of this shitty event mode. Not a single one.
>>583806954And that's a good thing.
>>583807036Yes, that's why I said it.
>>583806954low iq post
Home.
>>583806954What event mode?
>uninstall in s1>"s2 will be better">uninstall in s2>"s3 will be better">uninstall in s3>"s4 will be better">uninstall in s4>"s5 will be better">you are now heres5 is shaping up to be fucking awful...why do i even play this game anymore?
>>583800080As a hitscan one trick love playing DVa, sigma, Reinhardt, and zarya and I don't understand how people can hate playing tank I don't care for the rest
>>583797632it is tho
>>583794517Based oldfag
The crusaders are the immortal defenders of Germany
>>583806229
>>583807183Is it gigabrained to play modes you don't enjoy and the complain about them share your wisdom.
>>583807942Because it's where cute girls live
>>583808058fucking rerun WHEN
>>583803350Did you accidentally play main tank while your hog was flanking? Rookie mistake, 6v6 tank is more fun because you can instalock hog and some cuck flex player will do the main tanking for you.
>>583807942Because it’s the best online shooter despite all flaws
>>583808997What are you going to do as flank hog now, hook someone and watch them walk away?
>>583807942kiriko will get buffed midseason
I report everyone with default player icon and level 1 endorsement level for gameplay sabotage and cheating.
stadium sucks abolute ass no amount of ingame currency will convince me to ever set my cursor on this gamemode ever again
Where is my Junkenstein mode?
>>583810247check inside your anus
>>583810247coming back with overwatch classic reforged forever in 2035
20 coins per stadium game and I'm in
>>583810475kwab
give tank players gold coins fuck it
0 seconds spent in the stadium game mode
>>583806835go fuck yourselfyou cant hide anywhere soldier should not be given a jetpack
>>583807942skill issue literally
Mjolnir armor skin for Soldier whenAssault rifle skin for soldier when
qp is so sweaty wtf. I can't even play my relax picks anymore, everyone counterpicks and playing like their life depends on it.
>>583811189how are they going to turn dva into a healslut?
>>583811324Hero bloat means counter picks become more importantGeneral overwatch design flaw is that there aren't any counter plays really, unless you have the same heroes on both sides you will generally have wins because you counter pick
I rewatched the DVa short last night and it was actually better than I remember, it's well directed and tense But the world building is obviously retarded just like in Pacific Rim despite both copying Eva, they don't use cruise missiles and long range ballistics or basic bitch British radar early warning systems on the coast Fuck, just put a rail gun or two on the launch platform where the mekka squad to shoot down those kitchy omnics or give time for actual jet aircraft to deploy
Dive comp is so beautiful :)
>>583811617>she now starts outside of her mech and has a suitable support kit>her ult has her get into her mech, and get a stronger version of her old kit back before she's forced to use a weaker version of the mech's ult and go back to healslutting.
>flank doctrine>he immediately flies 50 feet into the air and escapesthank you blizzard for making another unflankable DPS, i guess not enough people were playing pokeslop
>>583813074>DPShe is a healer
>>583811189we adore hana here
>>583813074>unflankable DPSAt first I laughed but then...
>>583813074>he immediately flies 50 feet into the air and escapesI loled
>>583812983basedplaying sombra/monke with my duo and its a good time
>>583814025Need to make Juno a mother
genji didn't need a buff
>>583811617Her mech now shoots pixellated candies and fruits that function as mini healthpacks that can be picked up by teammates. They make funny 8-bit sounds when consumed, like something out of fucking Bubble Bobble.
every single match in QP is completely unplayablethe steamrolling is so bad that every single time i queue i just felt like i wasted 10 minutes that i couldn't even leave unless i want to risk a banlike holy shit there's NO way they're not designing it like this on purpose
>>583813074I hate it too but at least it's only once. I'd rather deal with that than ana, or Juno being able fly forever, mercy flying forever, etc. If I'm doom I can react to the animation with punch at least.
>>583816617i felt like that and swapped to comp. qp is a battlepass friends slop simulator
Fat fetish fags BTFO
Sombra healing is kind of unique. Its like turning teammates into piggy banks, you deposit a hack on them, and as they take damage the bank depletes.
>>583817629>lifting weight means im not gonna be fat anymoreits a diet issue, too bad shes busing swallowing my protein
Played 4 games today AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN PAYLOAD DEFENCE
Why does our hog and dva keep getting fucking annihilated by vendetta
doctrine's kit is so obnoxious because it's designed like a marvel rivals kit
why the fuck do females feel they have the right to address me like theyre people? probably her bitch ass boyfriend playing widow and then hanzo into fucking winston/rein + vendetta.
>>583820084>female
>>583817945oh so thats how it works.i thought it was instant + hot and that's itno wonder i've been inting with her
>>583820259>femaleyes, female. a broad, hoe, bitch, 304, foid, roastie, or whatever you call them now
>niggas complain about unbalanced games but refuse to play rankedretards
Shion is never getting a good skin, is she?
>>583820084>waaah waaah
>>583821165this general is truly endless bitchingbunch of erp porn addicts that spam QP
>>583820573There is instant healing but its best used before a fight because of the healing penalty.
>>583821347you think that if you apply the hotfix before the -30% debuff it will heal full anyway?speaking of, i did read something about that healing debuff only slowing her HOT down and not reducing it which is quite interesting
I'm watching frogger for the drops and i lol at him, he looks so sad it's funny.
>>583821165the fact that you think ranked has balanced games at all tells me you dont play ranked lmao
i actually liked stadium
>>583821815fuck you
good night hanasgood night lenasgood night olivias
the hana on our team just completely fucked up a won game by self destructing INTO A FUCKING CORNER AT THE DOORS instead of mid airliterallyONEJOB
>>583821771it's better than qp, whippersnapper
>>583822101gn
QP would be the best mode if it had solo queue.
They need to change the map stuff back. This is absolute hell
>>583822779Yes, of course, the map stuff.
The name's COLE TRAIN BABY WHAO
>>583823435WE GONNA WHOOP YO MAMA'SASS
>>583762338Me at -1 hp
>>583823251Map StuffIt will now be impossible to be offered your last 2 maps played within a 2 hour period.Escort and Hybrid will now be treated as the same mode for the purposes of offering at least two different game modes in Map Voting. This means that if two of the three visible maps are Escort and Hybrid, the third must be another mode. The random map does not follow these new rules and can still be any mode.
>when the ball is MVP and manages to stall the control point during overtime long enough for our team to respawn and clean up our fumble into clutch into fumble>at some point he just realized he didn't even need to spin he could just hide behind the wallLMAO
>>583823727I had a game where a ball player was spinning around the point and started crying about our Sombra and me(Pharah) getting constant direct hits on him
>>583823638They could just remove map voting altogether at this point.
>>583822151I'm a professionalI'm #1
>>583823638easily fixed by removing all non escort or hybrid maps
>>583822101Good night
ngl doomfist ruins quickplayhe just completely changes the atmosphere of the match, forcing both teams to play in a complete different way, not what anyone signed up to do, and what no one wants to do. Blizzard really needs to address the fact that their casual gameplay mode is 100% ruined by doomfist fags in every match
sombroids are taking the change well
i have zero issue telling you to outright kill yourself if you wait until a leaver happens and want to suddenly grow a pair to talk shit in match chat.
>>583825237>b-b-but we were killing widow for u!!!chuckle
>>583825237Everybody is having fun with support sombra. Except these salty redditors.>nooo my flanking playstylelearn tracer you chud
don't look at kiriko's winrate...
>>583823638Shame it doesn't actually work. I had a game last night where the 3 map options were 2 escort and 1 hybrid map. Blizzard can't do anything right.
>>583826290
>dive sombra>she drops her "do 50% less damage and heal and damage over time" abilitynice. cool, another unkillable support thats harder to kill than half the tanks
>>583826290Finally bap nation rises again
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/0/0f/Sombra_-_Ooh%2C_this_one_has_teeth._(growls).ogg
>>583826473Stay mad, puto
>>583826496>pickrate still in the double digits
didnt they gigabuff bap's immortality fieldwhy did his winrate go downnot playing that gay nigga ever tho
>>583826290Are the people who complain about her the most pathetic people in the game at this point? Legit more evidence to suggest sierra is OP
>>583826593Everyone loves her even if she's dogshit
>>583826290Still too high, nerf her more.
>gm1 three seasons ago (season 2)>haven't played since>currently doing my placements in emerald/diamond????????????????????
>>583826473they got to add a few secs to that ability's CD
>>583827194problem, chud?
>>583827194if you're that good you'll have fun stomping noobs for a few hours and quickly rise backwhats the problemthe only people not having fun there are the noobs on the other team
raped those n00bs so hard I had to pause for 10 minutes and take a look at the match history to reminiscince
How do I quit Yuna?I want to go back to Domia, Sigma, and Ramattra...
>>583826646You don't get to call anyone a gay nigga avatarfagging gachaslop
Putting an onahole in the freezer to train for sex with Ghost Bride Mei
>>583827962She cute
how are masters+ players so fucking fast? maybe I'm just too old
>>583827814Wait until she gets nerfed again. She will feel bad once she is no longer broken.
>>583821815I liked it cuz it let me stare at Juno's butt in third-person while I healed my teammates.
does syms 20 shield per second perk on tp even do anything? 20 shield per second is never deciding a fight
>>583828707She's at a 49% winrate in master+...
>>583826528please don't use old fandom wikihere:https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Sombra_-_Ooh%2C_this_one_has_teeth._%28growls%29.ogg?99c65https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/ or overwatch.wiki
>the world if they stopped putting mei and ana into event modes
>>583739186That's actually a really cool idea, I would have never thought of that. Even like a 2-3 hour solo campaign for each character would be revolutionary I feel
>>583829401what's the dif?
>>583829483Years of development and then you play it for 3 hours and never again.They've tried all this shit. You'd think hero mastery or gauntlet would have had some legs but no - once and done.
>>583829560https://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/1vksecy/the_overwatch_wiki_has_moved_from_fandom_to/
>overwatch pve
why are the devs a bunch of terminally stupid niggers?
>we removed lots of CC for overwatch 2>now let's just keep reintroducing CC constantly through perks and shitit's literally always one step forward two steps back with this company
>>583829697yes, just like the playerbase
>>583829697They're support mains >>583829834Reminder perks were 100% custa's idea and his pitch to getting hired.
>>583829834Honestly with all the mobility creep that's happened I don't mind some extra cc.I mean sure it mostly gets used on the tank instead of the mobile heroes but still.
Ana is broken again. I swear she's a developer's pet at this point, she's broken more often than she's balanced.Games like this are so difficult to balance though, since it's basically a different game at different skill levels. People who don't really know first person shooters down in bronze think Torb's turret is oppressive, or they're frustrated that Mercy "can heal so much and I can't hit her in the air!". Meanwhile once you understand how to play and what the characters do and can aim and such fundamentals the game completely changes. Imagine trying to balance a roster of characters when there's tens of thousands of people playing and they range from barely touched a videogame and have trouble with a tv remote, all the way to grandmaster counterstrike/whatever fps veterans picking the game up. It's an impossible task.
Giving mei freeze back without taking away m2 does seem like something someone who never plays any character that has to be within 20m of mei would come up with
>>583830138Shes been the dev pet since release. They’ve always nerfed and buffed everything around her while having an ow2 bloated kit in 2016 back when everyone was slow as shit and did like 1 thing. They need to stick her in the shredder
nigga has icicle bound to m2 and trying to give advice on playing aunty
>>583829605There are a lot of heroes though so it'd be a lot to put together even for a big boy like Blizzard. Even something like SSBU doesn't have unique story mode for every single character. I'd be talking everything from the ground up, every character would get their own little open world...
should I play comp? I haven't played in 5 years
>>583830640ya
>hear hacking sound>spin around>its my own team sombra giving me heals
I can't tell the difference between friendly and enemy sombra debuff zones
Doomfist has actually become one of my favorite written characters in this game, he is no ngubu. Not only does his character have an arc demonstrating some valuable life lessons, but he also manages to succinctly explain how the ideology driving the diversity in western countries is a terrible weakness. He is based in reality.
>>583828105built for impregnation
>>583831410We had a big war over whether social darwinism worked about 75 years ago anon, you won't believe who lost!
>>583831410read a fucking book for once in your life please
>>583831410Trvke
rapedfist
Average qp teams
>>583832460LENA GET OUT OF THERE!!!
>>583832612xhe literally has a tranny banner
>>583831598I saved the pink one for venture (my dih)
>how do we fix sombra>idk give her a molotov lol
>>583831773>read a fucking book for once in your life pleaseThe people who write this never actually read books, and always say it to people who have read books in their life.
>>583832695She should've blinked..
>>583831410You need a very high IQ to understand Doomfist's lore. Truly the Finnegan's Wake of hero shooter writing.
>>583832961whatever helps you cope, mr>durrr might is right is so le deep and so le right... my jobberman is peak writing...
>get arctic peninsula>three games later>peninsula againdidint they put a 2 hour cooldown on specific map? or is it ranked only?
>>583833259Only the last 2 games, but it only persists for 2 hours if you stop playing.
People who have to rebind m1 and m2 are genuinely medically retarded.
Food please.
>>583833592here you go
>>583833186Are you thick? He's obviously saying that he wasn't expecting Overwatch to be anything other than western comic book tier writing, and that he was pleasantly surprised he found something that was very not completely bad.
>>583833541If you don't do it on mei and soj you might be retarded I'm afraid
Domina has actually become one of my favorite written characters in this game, she is no jeeta. Not only does her character have fat milkers demonstrating some valuable life lessons, but she also manages to succinctly explain how the neocommunist ideology driving the economy in western countries is a terrible weakness. She is based in reality.https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Domina_-_Connections%252C_darling._Aren't_they_wonderful.ogg
>>583833592Mercy: schnitzelJuno: bahn miKiriko: jelly donutsTracer: Greggs Sausage Roll™
average 6v6 experience this patchinstant loss btw when this happens. these support sissies are clueless on tank/dps
>>583833749>erm if you don't use the electric scooter at walshart you're the cripple actually
>>583833541See >>583833749If you’re righthanded it just makes sense to have the more precise shot on M1.
>>583833740>he wasn't expecting Overwatch to be anything other than western comic book tier writingWhich it isThere's a trillion doomfists in marvel comics>he was pleasantly surprised he found something that was very not completely badBecause he's retarded and his bar is below the ground
>>583833592
>>583833740>doomfist>not comic book tiernonny...
>>583833935That doesn't make sense at all actually. Are you pressing m2 with your left hand?
Doomfist (besides the mandated jobbing to Vendetta scene where he doesn’t punch her once) and Sigma are the best characters
>>583831410He talks sweet but his actions are retarded.
Too bad Doomfist's actual gameplay is retarded and gimmicky
>gimmickyjust say you got filtered
>>583834048It’s index finger vs middle finger retard-kun. Your index finger is on M1, and a lot of people including myself find it more comfortable to use on abilities that require precision.
>>583834358What does that have to do with handedness?
>strength through conflict>talon thoroughly raped so hard they had to write in a coup to free the lore from this embarrassment
>>583834358What is this handicap called?
>>583833541you might be retarded actually. its a lot more dependent on your playstyle. people who like to play from a distance and dome on mei are better off swapping alt fire with your primary fire. me personally, i used to have doom punch on primary and hand cannon on secondary
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y7MpoOUhvdoTracer is the best written philosopher.
>>583834645>>583834358>>583833749People are so sensitive about their disabilities here
>>583834018THAT'S WHAT HE'S SAYING YOU DIPFUCK.
>>583834419If you don’t have a special mouse, if you’re lefthanded your index finger is going to be on M2, which is the default for railgun for Soj.>>583834489>AAAAAA WHY ARE YOU CHANGING THE DEFAULT KEYBINDS STOOOPYou’re calling other people handicapped?
>>583834751>Shorts>No seek bar>No volume control>No like/dislikeretarded
>>583834358you're arguing with a bronze mercy main thoughbeit
>>583773130trouble with facial recognition is a sign of autismyou must be retarded
There's no relevant Sojourn pro players who play with reversed controls.
>>583834776Here’s a couple more to bother your autism:People swap Doomfist’s slam and block keybinds.Some Ball players bind jump to scrollwheel so they can bhop more consistently.
>>583834781holy newfag
>>583834992Why would I care what disabled people do to make their lives easier?
>>583834992>faggots and autists do quirky shitmore proof for that guy's theory
bro definitely does not clean his forskin
Why the fuck are people offering all the tokens to Ashe? It doesn't seem that good
Is it autism or is he just really stupid
>>583834992>People swap Doomfist’s slam and block keybinds.It's because slam used to be on E when he was a dps.
>>583835275uhh sweaty if you're not gay or autistic why the fuck are you playing overwatch?
>>583835323i genuinely have no idea what offerings are or what they do
WHY DON'T YOU DIE???
>>583834992Why would you want to bhop on Ball?
>>583835514To keep the momentum from your fireball state.
I switched mizukis chain to be on shift so it matches brigs whipshot
>>583835514You maintain momentum better when you do it on him. Technically any time he picks up speed but most notably from after using fireball/grapple.
>>583834776>cant fathom key rebinds>calls others disabled
ball players optimize everything to play their funny hero and then he gets banned and they have to play orisa
>>583835796ostrix plays monkey actually
>>583835323Pretty much just >>583835473
I'm thinking that's a W
>>583833371>but it only persists for 2 hours if you stop playing.whatthat sounds fucking retarded
>>583833592this, but JQ, Domina, Vendetta, Brig instead
finally got the best ashe skin after 3 yearsthank you blizzard
>JPC/Genji/DoomfistThe perfect banlist...
>>583836526this but I'm the one with the tongue out for them
>>583835514ball loses fireball after a set time but he only loses momentum when hes making contact with the ground. less time spent on the ground = longer time at high speed.
>>583836656t. mercy player
>carry team with elims>get outvoted because support pressed Qnice game
>>583834776>>583834992i think my only rebind (and even then it's just an extra key for the ability, the original binds still work) is scroll wheel up for harmony and scroll wheel down for discord on zenyatta
>>583836597this isn't Faye Valentin though?
how do you respond without sounding mad
>>583837031there are people who stay for this and not immediately leave?
>>583837106Why would I be mad at a screenshot I'm in 3 times?
>>583837031qp or 5v5
>>583837031healslut deserved it, she probably was sucking your tank and other dps's dick the entire game
>>583836656why would you ban the worst dps?
>>583835585>>583835623>>583836840Cool but how does this relate to you not having full control over your middle finger?
>>583833767Juno gets all the evil older women.
The healslut shit is actual suicide fuel.The human race is doomed.
>>583833592https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSs030R0bg
>>583837631>swapping jump to scrollwheel (the part of your mouse that you use your middle finger on) on Ball>butts in and starts seething about the Soj conversation again like it’s living in his head rent freeYou’re genuinely fucking retarded lmao.
>>583837906So you really are not able to push buttons with one of your fingers? That's what you're saying? And you think it's normal?
>>583838046Please, keep going.It’s hilarious.
>>583838120We already arrived at the punchline and it's you.
>>583836673
>>583838195Custom keybinds broke your brain.
junker queen shattering my pelvis riding me reverse cowgirl (anal)
ReinhaaH at your SeeS
>>583837106What does the percentage mean?
Wuyang lost his fucking mind and started called everyone a retard in voice.>Great communicator.
The new map is not very good
>>583838645izzat
>>583838806It’s very chokey.
junker queen shattering my rectum dicking me piledriver
>>583837031classic moiratard who thinks higher numbers equals did the best performance
>>583839569moira is the best healer in the game
>>583839569>t. 5k damage widow
>>583839843forgot my image
>>583840159pic is about as small as your contribution to the game lad
should have played tankdaddy and gotten all the votes
>>583835493But he did die.Twice, even.
I fucking hate everything about torbstupid fucking fat gooner short midget wobbling with a pellet gun like a drooling retard
>>583840842turn your monitor on
>they were steamrolling us>got within 8-10m from winning with 4 minutes to spare>somehow held them offVery weird match
>>583840842
*taps the sign*
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Very often, I get jealous of Doomfist.
>>583840842>gooner?
