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The Council of Mythic Wuyangs will hear your case.
5v5 wonKeller wonOverwatch won6v6 lostKaplan lostRivals lost
how does the new rule about not playing the same map twice in 2 hours or whatever work? i had to play this shit retard map twice in an hour
>90 degree hooks are still a thingaeyughhhhhh fucking hell man
>>583841623you would literally run out of maps to play if the 2 hour ban was working like you want it toinstead you're given a grace period of two games where you don't get it in your voting, and 2 hours if you don't play the game
>>583841576why's the payload stopped
buff the kiriko. we are hitting rock bottom. fire custa
>>583841623you played new queen street and hollywood inbetween it, babe
Based Custa making Jose seethe
>>583841778>>583841892i see
>>583841921It's past your bedtime, go to bed
>>583841620Correct on all accounts I'm afraid
>>583841623it is literally just the last two maps. The third game can be a repeat. Think of it as 2 maps or 2 hours, whichever comes first.
Doctrine/Sombra is fucking cancer to play against
>>58384177810 min queue and 20 min game thats like 4 maps in 2 hours though quick maffs
>>583841401The's
>support sombra>doctrine>wuyang mythiclongest support queues of all time era?
eating Cheetos out of emres ass then sleeping on it as a pillow no homo
>>583842631tankdaddies eating good doe
>>583842587Yeah but imagine the 9 other players in your lobby all played different maps too
Annyeong
when will they add cute young white girls
you just made my night
>>583842783oh that's weird
>>583842587in quickplay you can burn through all of them pretty quickly
>>583842903
what are the best comp bans
>>583843097depends on your comp and the map man!
>>583843097Whatever counters your shit
>>583843097close your eyes and think of the most annoying piece of shit you can think ofwhoever pops out, that's your guy
I just watched a Venture dash into the air at my Freja and kill them with two directs
>>583843097junkrat every mode every map every queue
>>583843346Venture!
>>583843346>themwho is them
>>583843346out fucking skilled
Mei's ass is my favourite character.
>>583843568the player that no one knows controlling the freja you retarded faggot
>>583843514https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Venture_-_Later%2C_gator.ogg?68721
support sombra is the greatest decision they've ever made. another sexy support slut for me to control...
>>583843712did venture kill that guy irl? why are you talking about killing the player and not the character in the game
>>583843691>edited version where her ass isn’t hairy
>>583843825what a remarkably odd thing to have a melty about
>>583844014>meltyyou got very defensive and started throwing slurs at me yet I am the one having a meltdown?pozzed status?
venussy
>>583844156
>>583844197but there are two
>>583844298venusses?
>>583789270good mornyan
>>583844156god damn your asshole must be TIGHT
>>583844156Nta but you sound like you’re having a melty
>>583843346based ventuss dabbing on the hoes
>>583844583>immediate asshole talkpozzed status confirmed
HEY FREJA WANNA SEE THESE ROCKS I JUST FOUND :DDDDD
>>583844683girls have assholes too chuddy
>>583843346Hitscan nerf is bringing a lot of former flex DPS out of the woodwork. This season is going to feel a lot like old Overwatch. Way less poke.
>>583844272kek you just knew they were mentally ill when them set them off
>>583844543Juno doing pushies
>>583844683Your bacon bussy is SIZZLIN' i'm afraid...
>innocent post breaks someone
what's the point of being alive if I can't be junker queen's toilet slave
I still DPS as Sombra.And it's actually been winning hard!
Doomfist has eaten out all the members of Sserafim.
caught ya starin
is genji the dps dev pet?
doomfist is asexual. sex does not bring him anymore power so he has no use for it
>>583845498Raping a man gives you ultimate power over him though.
Is Sombra too good? I'm top healing in every match and keep pace damage-wise with the DPS while getting more elims. She reminds me of release Cat where you just kill people and they can't do anything about it.
>>583844545good mornyan!
>>583845603Maybe in silver
>>583845156I think that's kind of the point. In 5v5 they're clearly redirecting support balance to favor one high-output backliner and one capable "off-healer" that plays alongside someone to set up advantages on angles.>>583845603The rework is busted but they most likely wanted to make Sombra strong to encourage people to try her new kit and generate interest. Data almost certainly shows that strong releases net more interest and playtime. That's why EVERY release is strong now.
>>583845603racemix
Just had a brand new console player on tank vs a rein ana duo
>>583845812sombra released as a bad hero 10 years ago and that stigma stuck with her for a long time, it would've been funny if her biggest rework was also bad
Is this accurate?Life Hack for sure, but people take Cybersecurity over Data Packet?I always picked DP, am I stupid?
what if winston became crazy and just started raping everyone
>>583843097I usually pick Ana, they make tank and supp roles frustrating to play.
>>583846178You mean if he went into some sort of primal rage?
>>583846108data packet seems conditional based on the map
>>583846108i'd say it's ok to take the healthpack one on maps where u can abuse that, since you can rehack the same one every 6 sec
>>583846108I think Data Packet is going to be a lot like Venture's Deep Burrow. Most people assume one is stronger but OTPs get way more value out of the other. I think most of the time Data Packet isn't going to get a lot of value because retard just don't use healthpacks. In real lobbies with real DPS players that hold space and set up on packs, Data Packet will be extremely powerful.
im so glad that they made a hyper mobile support who can also just shit out a massive AoE ability that makes me do 50% less damage while doing damage over time to me. what a great role that offers only positives to the game and makes it fun for everyone involved. yep totally not cancer
>>583846178That'd never happen unlike with Juno
>>583846430just step out of it
my favorite part is that you can use it to prevent instakills like rein charge
I was GM last week how does this work
>>583846374>>583846341due to health pack locations?Idk I feel the hack on them lasts long enough for me to either find another one in the time frame or just rehack the same one>>583846420I havent played sombra before so Im no OTP, but I ping spam them alot. to be fair its the cooldown reduction on hotfix that I like, it heals a shit load
>>583846621cass has been busted for four years you were boosted
>>5838466216v6 doesn't count.
>>583846621Hero SR is a trick that's meant to encourage grinding, it doesn't mean anything.
>>583841265Who dis
>>583846753Why not
Anyone else switch translocator to Shift and Cyber to E on Sombra?
>>583846834Inari Kiriko.
>>583846482oh yeah my bad let met walk 5 meters away and hope i still count as being on the objective, and that i live long enough to get out of it considering im recieving 50% less healing while im in it on top of 50% less damage done. bigger explosion radius than sojourn and domina orb btw
>>583846817You can also manipulate it. Whenever you're winning, switch to hero you want to boost. If you're losing, swap to someone you don't care about.
>>583846945Meme mode for women.
>>583846710why does a "busted" hero have such a bad winrate?
>>583847046What do you mean
>>583847107he's good in champion and pro games so all the streeamers say so duh
No more Sombra racemix. Give the poor lass a breather.
>>583846993just step out of it, it's only 3 seconds
>>583847143Huh?
>>583847163Mixmaxxing
>>583847282Is that how many boyfriends they had?
Sombra hotfixing my dick and balls
>>583847107he does now because they nerfed hitscan and all of you boosted shitters are falling back to earth
>>583847282I enjoyed counting with you thank you anon
>No more Sombra racemix. Give the poor lass a breather.
I made a really profound post please notice and acknowledge it.
>>583847161His winrate is near the bottom in GM doe>>583847351He was shit before the changes too
>>583847282this but switch sombra and domina, vendetta and symmetra
doos still think the winrates matter or are even real lol
>>583847468no he wasn't lmao cass has be at worst A tier since 2022 and S tier many times
thank you battlepass unvaults i can now get blue barefoot illari
I had 2500 sr on pharah but my direct hit % is always near 25-30% and I can't dogfight with any other flying characterI think that number is fake
>>583846834
winrates don't matter because they go against my narrative
Black Cammy literally didn't have to be made
>>583847529feetfags truly are pathetic
>>583847857kinda part of the gig
pros play the weakest charcters as a joke on purpose because what matters most is the 40 year old dads playing the game after work and how they perform
>>583842667>no homoWe know, Freja.
just had a console bastion that never used his tank form
>>583848106that's the median guy the balance team makes changes for
>new hog is somehow even harder to kill than the original
>>583843097I don't care about comp, I'm not 13 anymore
>>583848106yeah tank form sucks
is it just me or is healing too busted now?
>>583848290just punch him out of heal and suck
wow 6v6 sucks dickit's a miracle this game won goty and lasted this long without 5v5
what's good in pro play is also good in ranked because they're exactly the same
>>583848510whats your game mode, rank, and penis size?
>>583843097Ana.Cat.
just clapped sunshinebread's bussy
>>583848510>now
>>583848510You're playing Supportwatch now.
>>583848659Correct.
yeah bro everyone in emerald and diamond is running hyper specific esports comps that require months of coordination with randoms
>>583848846sombratards be like:
The coordination in question being just shooting with cass
if kiriko has a million fans i am one of themif kiriko only has one fan that one is meif kiriko has no fans then i am no longer aliveif the world is against kiriko then im against the world
>>583848748>>583848749i play tank and it feels awful not being able to kill people cause they just got 70% of their health back in 1 second, is 6x6 any better in that regard?
>>583841576What the hell am I supposed to do as Wuyang when a Cat dives me?Purr just makes the duel seem impossible.
>>583849149ask your cass to shoot itbut this requires months of coordination so might be impossible i was told
>>583849149If anyone dives you you're supposed to run.Not that you shouldn't be too far from a teammate anyway.
>>583849018if youve played more than an hour of this game you would know thats still a big ask from the randoms you get on your team
>10/10 Sombra rework>10/10 Hog rework>Doctrine is pretty cool tooIs this the best Overwatch patch of all time?
anti-winrate fags are the same people who believe crystals have healing powers
>>583848510>>583849097
>>583849330no. they didn't increase the size of frejas thighs
>>583849330Don’t forget TWO good mythics.It’s not the best patch though, Ana’s still too strong, Cat is still annoying as fuck, Doctrine’s overtuned.
crystals require months of coordination you just don't get it man
>>583849330I would have liked a cat hp nerf as well
>>583845812>That's why EVERY release is strong now
They need to just kill ana
>>583849495I want to release in The Yuna
>>583849481My dude pro play is nothing like even top 500 pubs, they have coachest and analysts and shit telling them what to do.
>>583849330>ana buffed>genji buffed>jpc not gutted>dogshit maplol
my dude guy bro pressing e to throw a flashbang is like 3 months of coordination dude
throws aoe orb into the ground that turns me into a tank momentarily
this character is so overpowered that he loses more games than he wins in all ranks. think about how fucking broken that is
>>583847857Shut up NPC
i have no good sombra skins...i even skipped the battlepass skin that showed her tummy because I thought I would never play Sombra...now i love her
Dmon would be more attractive if she was 10 years older. Nobody cares about some soon to be hag
>>583849859>NPCmost creative subhuman, ladies and gentlemen
>>583849878Try out all the heroes retardbro
bro... i tried giving comms in comp and and they made fun of me... i hate this.
>>583850049what region and rank? i was thinking of trying
>>583847746Her eyes freak me out.
>>583844545good mornyan 'bo
>>583850138I'm doing my placements, NA. I'm new to pc comp, so I'm expected silver or something idk
>load into 20th comp for the day>some jeet wants to be a faux igl playing mercyno thanks!
>>583850180>cacao recibidadios mio
>>583849452but they buffed JQ
this character is a must pick in every high level game ever but this website i found yesterday says hes bad because 60 year old bame1 loses with him isn't that fucking crazy dude
>>583845627good mornyan big J!
>d.va is pronounced diva, like it should be>"""people"""" pronounce d.mon as D-MON instead of demon which is what it should beThis community and dev team are all drooling ape niggers, truly. If you pronounce d.va like diva, then d.mon should be demon. That's the whole fucking gimmick of their names being a play on the word. You don't say d-vuh, so why would you say d-mon? Actual NPC zoomer brainrotted RETARDS.
>>583850480I actually pronounce it Dive.
>this season is just diveslop with overtuned supportsfuck you, custa
>>583850480is this an accent thing or what
>>583849967BASED
>>583849452not everyone can be winners
this character is a must pick because pros play them (even though this isn't pro play). we MUST pick this character to give us a better chance to lose
>>583850562I’ve seen brawl comps too.Fuck off pokeslopper.
>>583850480dee-va happens to be the same as divadee-mon doesn't happen to be the same as demon so nobody says it like that except youit's a shitty play on words that only works on paper and even that barely because I never made the connection before you pointed it out
What's this dude melting down about again?
doo brought up pro play on his own leleasy win for me
>>583850774>I never made the connection before you pointed it outThanks for proving my point that you retards are actual apes that can't figure out the most basic play on a word, when you already had diva as an example lmao
semen demon
>>583851019calm down
>>583846993You don't receive less healing. You do less like if you're a support.
simon dimon
saying D mon sounds Jamaican. Which is fitting, because only a dumb nigger would think it's D mon instead of demon.
nobody gives a fuckstop samefagging
>>583849330I want a Freja
I thought SMG's were supposed to suck at long range?
it's pronouced the same as demon, dee monhow is this even something to discuss??
>>583851358Cool it with the racism buddy.
we say the hana and yuna here
>>583851518Mp7 can easily shoot at 200 meters effectively
Facts don't care about your feelings
>>583851519he's melting down because someone says "mohn" instead of "muhn"don't try to make sense of autists nonny
How many children would Domina want realistically?
True, Cass just won world cup. This website said he should have lost though why did the website lie to me????? Websites can never be wrong!
>>583851942>rich career woman with a mean streak0
>>583851942>IndianShe won't stop until she can't pop any more out
>>583851942Best I can do is she allows one if her underlings to carry it
>>583849878>tfw never played a day of sombra before rework but still have one of the better skinsmight try to unvault the 8-bit skinI aint shelling out my goybucks for le seraphim though
>>583852098india is below replacement rate
zarya mythic
Good night Hanas
>sunshine is 0-8hitscan is officially dead...
>>583852818Damn the female xqc sucks at the game?
sex with juno and kiriko and dva and dmon and anran and tracer and widow and mei and ana and ashe and sombra and
>>583852539gn
>>583852818She's 1-8 now chud
I would preferred wuyang to be like a california stoner or something/anything with a personality
>>583853205we are so back
the only good design from this year...
>don't tilt Hana!D.va is legitimately my hero in this case gym giving me periodic psychologically programming reminders like thisThe whole sound design of being in a mech and the dialogue activates my latent pilot discipline instincts from simulator training
>>583850480D Vuh and De mon is the same and exactly how you pronounce it out loud though
A lot of heroes from overwatch need their own game when you realize it's taking concepts from existing genres like your favorite toys and mashing them together
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Mon_-_D.Mon%2C_ready_to_play.ogg?752de
>>583853881I'd play with her
>>583853881Why can't she say her own name properly? is she stupid
Touching Juno's grass
>>583852047>>583852130You think she wouldn't want to pass on her superior aryan genetics?
>>583850480When your tank swaps to DMon she pronounces it Dee MahnEcho says Dee Mahn when duplicating her
Juno's massive purple bush
i finally got my beloved rainy day
>>583854075No
>>583852408looks like League
>>583853881>there's not a single white person working at blizz that pointed out her name is supposed to be pronounced demonGrim.
Nobody likes to play against Mei
freak bodied by d.mon herselfKWAB
>>583854808She should have been a tank
>>583854465Juno when someone says they smell piss
>>583854808>>583854921Mei should be a tankand she can create multiple mini-ice wallsattacking enemies near ice walls deals bonus damage and heals herand her ult groups all enemies up and deals damage over time
>>583853881>>583853946DVa is the asuka cloneDmon is the miasto pilot AU clone
>>583854238nice I think it's one of her best
>>583855061She's working on it.
where are the "kiriko is overpowered" complainers now?
>>583855753they don't care about facts or hard data and claim she's still the strongest character in the game and everyone is trying to gaslight them
Why did they need to retcon the overwatch designs again Do people actually like the ow2 designs, the originals barely even got used
oh wow I realized new Sombra is a rip off of Invisible Woman's kit from rivals
>>583855061keep your wall spamming shit in fortnite, thanks
marvel rivals patented>spot on the ground that heals you and debuffs enemies
>>583855753I won't be satisfied until ana joins her
>>583856362Old family recipe
>>583855753they literally do not care and never have, they're still complaining about kiriko being overpowered as we speak
>>583856167Forgot to mention I have never played sombra or invisible woman, or overwatch or marvel rivals in general.
Kiriko is OP.
Sombra is OPHog needs buffs
remove ana nade.
Kiriko is the most precious, and that's all that matters.
lmao, that fagtron thinks he's me
Reminder that Moira intends to use the soldier enhancement serum on Vendetta if she hasn't already
>>583856530People play overwatch? Yikes I thought it was a joke. Real gamers just jerk off to Streetwear Kiriko's tummy
Where's YOUR most precious award?
>>583856694Are people finally starting to realize it's basically an ult on a 10 second cd?
>>5838569747 year dangly bit on the point and shooties since it didn't give me 9 yet for whatever reason
>>583856694she needs a barefoot swimsuit/thong wearing skin for this pose. dear lord pls
>>583857039>only 7If you don't have the 10 year charm you should be banned from this general
If you don't have 5 accounts banned are you even really playing
Season 10 has good skins and the Winton souvenir btw
>was heavily considering buying the battlepass two seasons ago just for the sombra skin>didn't because I only play support >they bring back battlepasses but none of the recent oneswhy are they such cunts? what do they gain from lying about bringing passes back just to say >oh woops jk you can't buy anything from this year xD
People who didn't love sombra before deserve to suffer
>>583857130They don't make a charm for even number years pretty sure
>>583857370overwatch toons are only fun if they can heal
>>583857202Some of us can control our emotions
>>583857000>>583856694>Complaining about ana in current yearWewLast time I checked after coming back to the game she's not very stand out among the bulk healing supports now
>>583857380
>complaining about ana in the 9th year in a row she's gotten nothing but buffs every patch
>>583857481wow you seem really knowledgeable on the topic, glad to have your opinion, it means a lot.
>>583857424Sorry but Angela is too old to be considered fun or cute.
>gibraltar>tank only plays the ground tanksI hate what ow2 did to this game
>>583857305it was obviously going to be like this from the start when it said "select battle passes" you just lied to yourself
>>583857449Oh yeah? Lets see it.
>>583857532>have to wait just bridge the 3 year gap because I bought the game in 2017Gay
>>583857643
>>583857620im not picking Winston, fuck off
>>583857536How has ana changed since day 1 exactly60 damage to enemies and 75 healing per shot for allies doesn't seem that impressive compared to a hero like Moira who can heal entire groups with ease Biotic piss grenade can be cleansed by zaryanova
>>583857626>it was obvious they were going to fuck us over out of greed so it's ok good goy
why doesn't sunshine ever play bastion or soldier
holy bronze
Remember pretending to be retarded for (You)s is the lowest form of trolling!
>>583857884Love diva
>>583857943>thinking about skins you are a slave indeed
>>583858045what did anon mean by this?
>>583857943I'm not getting fucked over
>>583858031>playing goywatch in 2026LOL look at you
>>583857884>hazard>dva>doom>ball
>>583858156you just listed the most cancerous heroes in the game
ngl the loose socks and sailor skirt outfit is really wasted on ashewhy couldnt juno or d.va have gotten iteven kiri
How effective is an all talon lineup?>doomfist>sigma>reaper>widow>Sombra>Moira
>/owg/ right nowHow about posting something original instead of bait replies.
new esports drops tomorrow
>>583858410thats a really good point avatarfag-kun. they should really limit all skins to just the The's
>>583858747i want to have sex with fika
>>583858897When has this rule ever been enforced
>>583858897Mods never enforce that one even though if they started range banning people who did it they'd have to do at least 40% less moderation overall.
na I get 3 day banned for it occasionally. It happens a lot when I post in the classic wow threads because there's a furry janny that sits in those threads letting it get shit up with ERP furry shit while banning anyone who points it out
>>583858897
>picks one of the ugliest hoyo whores to avatarfag withI guess the bad taste is part of the mental illness
>>583859332This. Why are all the avatarfags addicted to gachaslop? at least pick a good character to avatarfag with. if i was mentally ill i would probably pick Miranda as my avatar.
My wife
>>583859609okay borat
>if I was mentally ill>furfagyou're more mentally ill than the avatarfag lmao kys
>>583859682>trampstampFUCK
good night normal postersthe rest of you please die in your sleep tonight!
why do the schizos always come out during na hours?
>>583859975i'm not schizophrenic I only have OCD (real), anorexia, and severe social anxiety
>>583860023im sorry, anon
>>583860023fuck off retard
I just started playing again this week after a nearly 8 year break. Why the fuck am I constantly going up against 4 stacks in quick play? I don't remember this being an issue
I should have bought the sexo kpop sombra skin....
>>583857305Did you even bother to read anything in the patch notes? It clearly states that seasons 1-15 are available now with other seasons becoming available later on. Did you really believe blizzard would give you everything at once? Are you that stupid?
u bitch ass gorilla
>>583860310We don't play that QP crap here pal
>>583860454>give you everything at once?it's paid actually, you drooling faggot.
>>583859975Because I’m on vacation so you safe during EU hours for now
>>583860458
>>583860458Don't sign your posts
>>583860702oh yeeeahh
>>583860803i AM a gorilla. a gargantuan ass bitch ass gorilla ape primate freak jungle monstergay ass city boi
>>583860458I don't remember The Anran saying that during setup
be honest with me, anonsis emerald a good rank...?
>>583861540Me in the back
>>583861757gamin4hope tier
>>583861757It's just different colored plat
>>583861757Everything below Master is fucked matchmaking-wise.Retards that SHOULD be in Silver are being put in Emerald.
Why does blizzard hate pve so much that they don't even bring junkenstein back?
>best brig skin is an epic
>>583863079no one gives a shit about it
>>583863165a few such cases
>>583863165Non-binary pride colors
Not getting Sombra, Doctrine, or Hog in MH....
>>583863079Maybe their updates broke it, or they don't want it pulling people away from their testing their attempts to salvage stadium.
>>583863285only a tranny like you knows what that means
>>583863165Medic is a legendary though
>>583863165that's not riot police
>>583863361what game does this gigga think he's playing
>>583853502She reminds me of a Fortnite Tsuki
>>583863165it will be going on my favorites
I play tank but never understood how to play hazard. How do I?>inb4 don't
>>583863165>unhackable because the last reward is a lootbox>literally forced to have this dogshit skin inserted into my game
>>583864004what a fucking retard lmao
>>583864081meant for >>583863689
>>583864163nah
Support Sombra actually makes me feel like more of a hacker than dps sombra ever did.It feels like this is where she was meant to be, playing the macro game, denying healpacks, saving flankers.
>how i sleep knowing the s5 BP titles are bad feel 0 desire to grind them
>>583864518I'm so sick of listening to the two of them flirting with each other during the pregame just fuck each other already you fucking fossils
>>583864598Almost as if Mirrorwatch was a good idea and they should do more of it
>>583863994Isolate squishy with wall and delete is the core of it.
I'm reinstalling this game. I played the beta and bought the game at launch but ditched it in 2018.Is it fun again?
should I buy $60 or $100 worth of coins?
>>583864774Yes.I'd like that.
>SUFFER AS I HAVEI like ram because he's an incel just like me
>>583865186he's a rover
>>583865186Except Ram might be the most thirsted-after male character in the game from what I've seen. I doubt you've got that kind of juice
Oh hello smug witch and local The, kiriko kamori. Thank you for saving the Season 5 battle pass. I really appreciate it.
is it me or do you sometimes press the requeue button but then you just aren't in the queue after
>When they see your penis
Evil Sombra mains are infesting the support role and are linking up with Zenchuds and Ana mains.
>>583865445
>>583866737>7463x7200
I love how they buffed all the dive heroes. I'm having the time of my life playing Ball+Genji+Sombra+Cat and spawncamping the e-girls.
VENTURE META! VENTURE META! VENTURE META!
>>583867067how do i act/become like Fika irl?
>>583867223Genuine is la honest
>>583863994>poke the enemy tank>wall behind him if he overextends so he can't get healed and kill him>vomit all your buttons onto an enemy squishy if they are within leap range and oneshot themHe's really good, but you have to swap if you're playing into Mauga/heavy poke on a narrow chokepoint map because he's terrible at breaking through heavily guarded chokes.
>>583867223Venture always has a good winrate. Heroes only played by one tricks usually do.
finally time to queue some support
If I have 600 yellow from previous pass, can I buy this one?
>>583866891
>>583867223oh ya baby
Defend this.
>>583868172>new heroes are overpowered
>>583868172Kiriko will pay for this
>>583867835When you get the other 400 sure.
>>583867775I lost, cowboy still op
>>583868495
>>583868547Nice.
getting progress on the unvaulted and current battle pass at the same time is good dopamine
>>583868172>Neither Kiriko nor Ana are in the top 5Really makes you think
>>583869279It’s Emerald. The most dogshit rank
>>583869356no one here is higher than Emerald
>>583868172>plat
>>583859609I think you mean "our wife".
Yeah this is the most fun I’ve had with Sombra in a long time.
Now that hogs been put in his place maybe we can finally focus on what a bull shit character domina is. I nerf would be nice but deleting her out right would be better.
I calibrated into emerald, got the illari skin and haven't played comp since.
>>583865135I pray for mirror bastion, shit was cash
>>583869585A good Domina with a healer up her ass is pure cancer
my heals are high but my damage feels non-existent on new sombra
Why do they always have a kinda good idea for some meme fun mode like stadium and Halloween mystery heroes, and then fuck it all up completely by throw Mei into and sucking all the fun that could have been had by adding a no skill baby character that an just hold lmb and delete everything with buffed up abilities as well as three get out of jail free cards AND a massive hit shot sniping projectile.Honestly I have always hated that fat fucking chink crutch character since overwatch came out and yes I'm seething and coping and fuck you
i need a qp fren...
FINALLY i will have good games now, later losers.
>>583869971she does over 100 DPS and has a -50% healing debuff...if you can't secure kills with that then it's time to put on the chastity cage and become the Mercy main you were born to be.
>6v6 yup, it's Real Overwatch(tm) time
ngl it fucks me up on a deep emotional level that this game is 10 years old. aging isn't real damn it you can't convince me it is
>>583873021>i was in college when ow came out
is this a overwatch?
>>583873779my penis inside juno is an overwatch too if you think about it
>perfect setup for a multikill>Sombra throws a slop ability on your feet and now nobody diesCyberspace is so annoying
>>583873779That's lemonkiwi, she used to be a caster for ow esports but went to rivals and anon should know better
>>583874530
Junos big moons
>>583864984answer me please...
I play Ball so my team gets immediately tilted.
Let me trigger the most common reoccurring Overwatch moment you have:>Your team just got wiped out!>You respawn and hear this:Junkrat primed and ready!
>>583874424it must suck to suck
>>583879616My favorite is when they switch to Junkrat into a Pharah.Or if people immediately type gg or blame the tank. Really lets me know that I'm in for a good time.
>>583880605>press shift at the ground during a fight>live>10 seconds later you do it againVirus died for this.
>>583865423Fuck.... nvm then.....
>>583867945oh nooo don't vore me haha
>>583873370Nothing you can do about it but try to enjoy the time you have.
Why the fuck are Sombras healing more then the average Anatard at this point
>>583875816She mooned me.......
>>583881308Support mains can't aim and Sombra's healing lasts for a very long time, making her very easy to stat farm with.
>>583867324steal evrything n sight
>>583881273#BAZED
>>583879616>can't fucking aim today, so frustrated I want to cut off my fingers>I switch to Junkrat>carry my team kicking and streaming to victory and rape the enemy team to death
gosh i <3 her so muchi jus wanna sit around & discuss philosophy w/ her all day
>>583883480I want to get jerked off by her slender smooth doll-joint robot fingers and have her tease the slit with her finger tip too, stick it in the tip and poke around
>>583884187Mmmhhh so true I wish I could get deepthroated by her fat cock too and have my throat flooded with her cum <3
>sombra went from niche pick to town bicycle
>>583884356it's pretty funny that she's completely overshadowing blackula's release
>>583881308Ana was never a big healer doe
Angela Ogundimu
COming back to the game after ages and the one thing i wish it had was letting you type/search for heroes like dota does
>>583884187>>583884268CCCRRRRIIINNNGGGEEEEE;3 <3
gm hanas
>>583868130gem
Akande Ziegler
every game is a sombra diff
>>583867626>>583864838Thanks, I've been trying him for a bit and finding him funWhich perks do people generally get?
Shion's bike is a trampolinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8-_JL9GKs
I FUCKING HATE CYBERSPACE
>>58388662999% of the time long leap or wutever¯\_(ツ)_/¯
they'll be nerfing sombra's healing soon
how about i long leap into your bed
>>583845627
>fall asleep on the job>see then when I wake upwhat do?
New Sombra is so broken lol
>>583888581It’s literally just Cyberspace.
More like Cybersex
>>583888270breasts
>>583888270Cum
>>583888270Apologize and cry
>>583724803Wtf I'm hard now
Can't believe that they still haven't redone symmetra's face in 2026.
>>583887552
>>583890036
>pros are playing sombra catkiriko is dead
>>583890852I've been playing sombra cat for years
>>583890994begging to be raped
>kiriko got played againtime for more nerfs
>>583891174Good morning saar
>>583891465Morning simp
>>583890721good nyight
>>583892094good nyight 'bo
>>583892094good nyight cutie..
>>583892160good nyight 'se
>>583892359Vietnamese nose bridges dont look like that
tricking Juno into wearing a pornhub shirt
no one queues up for mystery heroes
>>583892515>tricking
I look like this
>>583893132Didn't they remove this idle animation because it was too sexualized?
>>583893218blizzard would never
>>583893132Whore
gm junos
>>583893880Greetings
>>583892160
I love Juno
>>583841265
>got the magepunk juno from a lootbox>it replaces her thighs with robot legs so I don't even want to equip itWhat is the best thighlover juno skin?
>>583895363did you made that? im using blender too
>>583859174I got banned for 30 days for 'ban evasion' because I posted an image that apparently an avatarfag usesdenied appeal too, fucking retarded jannies
>>583895565that's clearly sfm, jose
>>583895565No I just steal from xitter
Juno!
>>583895634
>>583895634fuck off schizo
>>583895680she scares me
>>583896119how
>>583896225she is jumping at me with open arms and bared teeth
>>583895613jannies do be like that
>jerk off in a toilet during my 20 minute lunch break>domina opens my stall and looks at me like thiswhat do?
>>583896656ask her what an indian is doing in a toilet
>>583896842She's a brit so she should at least knock.
>>583896883Brits don't look like that
>>583896945Have you been to any major British city this decade?
>>583897002yes. many times actually. Brits aren't brown and they don't have names like Vaira Singhania
>>583893997goth stomach hnnnggg
>>583896945Domina's VA is british as hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvQBRpOnRnI
Is there a quicker way of opening OW from battlenet rather than launch app, click icon, click play? Not a desktop shortcut preferably because I never have that visibleE.g steam you can launch shit straight from the taskbar
>>583897513first British person shows up at 33 seconds
queen, junkrat and hog are all improved british. bean munching slags like tracer and jeets like domina are an afront to the union jack
>>583897917sex
Support sombra is enjoyable as long as you have an actual support to stop the tank exploding.
Sombra fags were supposed to SUFFER not dominate the gameWhat were they thinking??
>>583897115What would be her briish name? Victoria Sinclair?
>>583898782something like that, yeah
Sombras have suffered long enough in QP jail, this is our repentance.
>the only people who play this are gen z/covid generation with too much timeit's a shame boomer shooters died.
What is bro >>583899130 yapping about?
>>583896656is this an american thing? I only hear about jorkin it at work on breaks/lunch in american circles
>>583899130ow is millennial central
>>58389942130+ wagecuck mad that videotoys are, in fact, toys, and wishes he got the toys he was playing with in his childhood were still made.
Brig mains how we doin
>win match>people on both teams start fighting in post-game all chat>completely kills my motivation to play anymoreplease... be nice...
>>583899475>ow is millennial centralnot really lmao>>583899531>30+ wagecuck mad that videotoys areI want to see another AvP game but zoomer don't watch any movies anymore, they just watch AI content and their parasocial streamers who see them as walking wallets.
>>583899681yes it is, ow's main demographic is in their 30s
>>583899681>don't watch any movies anymoreCertainly not the horrid dogshit that is Alien/Predator franchise is with two good movies and the boomer equivalent of AI slop for the rest.
>>583899559>20 deaths
>>583899681The oldest zoomers are approaching 30.
>>583899471Masturbating during breaks is near mandatory in any country when you have someone like Domina as your boss.
>>583899130So many dopamine addicted zoomers in the game it's crazy
>get into a team with an interesting lineup>picrelso this there anything i can actually do in this situationit's not my internet obviously
>>583900292Which server?
>>583900334australia
>>583899783https://youtu.be/WNx1A9aGT90?t=309 these game had more thought put into them than your storefronts game, even the newer one was good.
>>583900412haa haa
>>583900487whatever......
>>583900412Does that count as asia? I've read a lot of complaints asia is kicking people.
>>583900608hmm not sure desuit does seem to work now at least
LEE WUNG KWANGLUNG
How many of you play Overwatch with friends? How many just solo queue?
>>583894145
the new map is assit's stupidly easy to environmentally kill the defenders coming out of spawn on the third point
>>583901748Where do you think you are?
SEI SEI WOKIKI
>>583899604>completely kills my motivation to play anymorewhy? not like you're playing with the same peoplealso i barely ever see this but i don't play comp i guess
>>583888270Apologize profusely (while trying to hide my erection).
>>583901748I've queued with another person maybe a handful of times in the games total life
Look at this cute ghost.
overwatch was better before they added the 2
>>583902364bold of you to assume the comp matchmaker won't put me on a team with the exact enemy duo that was raging all game
where is the sombra healslut porn?
>>583903353The glory days of overwatch porn are long over sadly
>>583892731Look, it worked!
>haven't played since earlier this year>win a match as d.va>get MVP>she doesn't do her cute little dance anymore, it's just her intro animationI don't wanna play anymore.
I don't actually mind Sierra because she's a shitter character who's actually not that good and just a handheld version a real character and her power level reflects that unlike other shitter characters like Mei, Anran and Ana who are uniquely annoying and their gimmick is lowering everyone else's skill ceiling and forcing a handicap on them.
>*farts in your general direction*
>>583905974
>>583903353there really isn't much hopefully with GTA6 people get more latina coded
>Sombra player trying to solo flank on her instead of just spamming her broken ability
they should make ashe a support
Cute fingers
Gotta say I've noticed the hitscan and hitbox changes. Keep thinking I'm getting no-regs when I'm just missing by a tiny bit now. It's not game ruining though thankfully.
>>583901748What are these "friends" you speak of.
>>583906730post grippers
>>583904014nuh uh, we're making an overwatch dating sim with sex
anyone wanna be my overwatch friend?
anyone watching owcs tomorrow?
>>583907297i'll idle it for a 0.01% chance to get rockclimber zarya from the esports lootbox i guess
>>583907297It will be nice to see Soe again.
>>583907297Who's this old woman?
>>583907725what's her bodycount
>>583907725Delicious
>>583907869Meant for >>583907725
>>583907297>young woman dressed like an old woman>>583907725>old woman dressed like a young womanIntradesting
I want Venture and Ivy from Deadlock to fucking ruin me
Thoughts on Nyl's new short animations?
I don't pay attention to slop
Just delete mercy from the game desu. Useless parasite character who's only contributing if she never dies and gets carried.
>>583908743I think the pubes are a crass addition
>>583909142crass, sure but hot as fuck regardless
mercy takes more skill to play than the majority of supports
bean here
>>583909808
The event mode would become immediately about 1000x more fun if they just deleted mei from the game and also banned anyone who has her in their top 20
>>583909808Mercy sucks cocks like it was the only thing left for her to do in this world.
>>583909808Why can't mercy players play anything else then?
>>583910023
>>583910210>heh... you have any criticism at alll............... u must be made>..... as hel.,,, Grow into a human being.
Doctrine is overtuned to fuck but feels boring as piss to play. Might as well be a guest character from marvel rivals where he has a bloated kit but an unbearably simple gameplay loop.
>>583910168why would they even bother learning?other heroes are just too simple, boring, and uninteresting to them
>>583910307stop being a whiny bitch
>trip and fall flat on my face, spilling my coffee all over the carpet>domina looks at me like thiswhat do?
>>583910720stop getting mad at /vg/ posts
>>583910547Maybe it's just the fact I keep getting hogs but I've been stuck tankshooting for most of my time on doctrine
>>583910547>Custa killed the Kiriko so he could design this bullshit
>>583910547>>583911272Where did that bring you? Back to me.
>>583911019Get raped, I guess.
>>583911272He is absolutely a turret character. The only time you can flank is when you have his run away like a pussy CD up. >>583911542He's still better than illari because he has actual utility and his ult is better and he has a brig healthpack for some reason. But his gameplay is basically the same. Maybe a bit slower actually.
>>583911801I quit volskaya industries because I got raped several times there, this can't be happening to me again
>>583912020You will suck Domina's large tits and you will enjoy the promotion.
>>583909808Mercy mains should keep their DPS duos aroused.
>>583911019https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Domina_-_Oh_no_dear%252C_did_you_trip.ogg
>>583910547He looked a bit complex but really he just boils down to shooting, Moira dash, zen orb, and big Ana grenade for his ult. He's fine I guess but I'd rather just not have him because if you put him with Sombra or Ana you can just make the enemy team guaranteed to lose a team fight
>queue up as a tank>get absolutely raped and shit pushed in>requeue>get matched against exactly the same team>get raped again
>>583912617Support feels the best to solo queue these days
>>583912258i want to empty my bank accounts for a night with her
>>583912751*since always
>>583912751Support has always been the worst to solo queue because it's the hardest role to solo carry on.
Sombra is going to feel like ass to play once they omega nerf her numbers over the course of a few seasons
>>583912574Yeah that's exactly why I'm making the rivals comparison. It looks complicated then ends up being completely braindead and just mashing the same 2 buttons in every situation.
>Doctrine's season>all I see anyone playing is Sombra
>>583913349Yeah I have no idea why every ability in that game needs to have some way of effecting your other abilities. I really don't like the comboing bs in that game. You just need to memorize a sequence for a character instead of choosing how you use your abilities
>>583913934Sombra came with a playerbase pre-installed and doctrine requires basic aiming ability which is too much for two thirds of support players.
>>583913934He doesn't feel too satisfying to play. A lot like Illari.
The HanaThe KirikoThe Juno
>>583909142>>583909350
>>583913987It makes sense from a design perspective, they don't know how to make a character with skill expression so they just bloat every kit and have it do 20 different things in an aoe.
>>583914093Most supports that can aim really well will always play Ana and Zen too.
>>583914105The youngest is very satisfying to play (if your aim doesn't suck)
waiting on a skin that makes doctrine look another colour before i play him, like i use the mermaid sym skin making her blue.
>>583914197I've noticed a lot of rivals refugees playing anran and vendetta and now it makes sense
>>583914235if i wanted to be a turret id just play torb
>>583914105This. His gunplay feels anemic.
>>583914325that just makes no sense
>>583914149Wouldn't mind a hot fix from her
>>583914392why not? they're both sit back and spam characters.
>>583914271I think the influx of exploding quickplay doomfists are mostly rivals players
>>583914130
>>583913934his kit is all over the place, and i find his personality and voice cringe too. his ult is also boring because you just win every team fight and feel like you're cheating. i'd prefer him to either have heal and forget like sombra, or be a dedicated healer.
The YunaThe ShionThe Venture
>>583914483i think so. the amount of dogshit dooms i've seen skyrocketed when a bunch of people apparently left rivals.
>teammate literally can't function without constant pocketing>cant tell if they're a rivals player or just bad and got too used to the old hitboxes
>>583913257I just watched someone on sombra 1v1 a winston with cyberspace and camping a hacked healthpack. She's going to get nerfed hard.
>>583914647I unironically think they're watching outdated guides or something and trying to play him like a dps
>>583914684post code and timestamp
>>583914684Why should a winston be able to 1v1 someone getting 2 sources of healing?
>>583914684Yeah if a tank is out of position and not full HP you can pretty reliably kill them as her lol
>>583914895It happened a few minutes ago on Hadi's stream
>>583915024ok then post vod and timestamp
>>583914991Twitter HATE this skin
>>583915432>a skin that isn't overdesigned horseshit with random kneepads, shoulderpads or elbowpadsWhat is there to dislike, skins should be more like this.
>>583914991>two goated ashe skins in the same update
>>583914991
>>583915557you have to remember that twitter is right wing now so they're probably mad about it being a woman in a schoolgirl outfit instead of a child
>>583914991Isn't she pushing 60?
>>583916074its only right wing in relation to the overwhelmingly and extremist left wing internet everywhere else.
>>583916358lmao what fucking fantasy universe do you faggots live in
>>583914991She has a fluffy diaper under that skirt btw
>>583916358>>583916430
why does staggering baby d.vas make me feel like such a piece of shit
>>583916712because she's a baby
>>583916074You are half right in the sense that Knowing Anything has gone the way of the dodo and everyone's knowledge begins and ends with surface level media consumption.Despiute the fact "nautical" has been a perennial fashion style and inspiration for over a century now terminally online retard just see sailor and think japanese schoolgirls.
>>583916712It's a necessary evil
>>583914093>Sombra came with a playerbase pre-installedalmost nobody played sombra and half her original players are boykotting the rework
>>583917156do you know which match this is? I need to watch this to see how the fuck houston got 2 up on vancouver
Hazard and his wife, Cole Cassidy
>>583913934I've been saying it for years, redesigns and maps are far more interesting than a new character. I don't care if a new tank gets added, I don't play tank. They change an ability on my main hero? Log in.
why are dps players so much bad this season?
>>583917701Its Houston vs Vancouver
>>583917701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fwNDRS2H9cthis one I think
>>583917958this season?
>>583917958Forgot to delete the word much...>>583918362Haven't played comp in a while.
Support shouldn't be able to duel dps actually>ERM SO YOU THINK THEY SHOULD JUST DIE IN A 1V1? Yeah, the trade off of having utility and being able to heal and buff your teammates mean you should be weaker in other areas.
>>583918690okay, then it is your job to peel for meare you gonna do that?
>>583918690If you lose to a support that isn't ana or zen in a 1v1 it's because you're just shit. hope this helps!
ana and zen shouldn't be able to 1v1
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xLa8BTKAFN8>everything that comes out of this staff is 100% potableJuno will be pleased
>>583919030Your dive main?
>>583918690>Yeah, the trade off of having utility and being able to heal and buff your teammates mean you should be weaker in other areas.I can say the same thing about tanks being beefy as fuck while also out damaging everyone else in the lobby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5LyzMt5gEo
>>583914991The Hana's lookin a little weir-wait a minute....
I love beating the shit out of tanks as zen
>>583919719Fuck you bruh
is bob canonically black
>>583919902Sure, that's why Hana loves him.
>>583919902Don't disrespect Bob like that boy.
>blatant 5 stack running doom genji tracer lucio comp in fucking emerald>doing my best to pin and CC all 3 on orisa but nobody is helping me finish them off>one of my DPS leaves>"id quit to if i had a tank like that">some fucking pansy on my team talking about "lets be nice its just a game"man fuck that nice shit and fuck you. imagine being such a low self esteem having, unloved waste of flesh that you have to 5 stack to stomp randos, AND have the audacity to talk shit.
>>583920195you cant 5 stack in comp
>>583920550how much do I have to pay to get this for me?
>e-girl streamer got in my team>Juno main>found her twitch and twitter>her last post contains her blocklist hiding words like "Juno diff">joke about her being shit as Juno main>she blocked meLearn how to play Juno, bitch.
>love sombra>she is left in an unplayable state for years because everyone hates playing against her>she becomes a support>will soon be nerfed into an unplayable state because retards can't walk out of a two-foot circle, meanwhile ana has five ultimate abilities and perks and will never be nerfed
>>583920195brother, don't let them get to youjust take the loss and go next, no point in ruining your day over it
>>583919356Not really since they need to do damage to be a threat and keep sapce since it's a pvp game not a pve game with an aggro mechanic. Also you're just a scoreboard pervert who doesn't understand a tank will obviously always have high damage due to having more uptime they're doing damage.
>>583920550Obese bitches are so gross.
>>583920807everything you have.
jerk off and came to office lady mercy againi love showing her love with my cummies
>>583920940I'm not saying they're can't deal dmg, but right now they're actual raid bosses in 5v5Just give me higher cc immunity and drop their dmg output by like 20%, and they'll be in a better place imo
>>583921083How would that possibly not result in just ignoring them?
>>583907725no actual human male find this skank attractive. she looks like she showers in cum and has gangbanged 6 million niggers.
>>583920840Alternate reality where you be nice to her, add her to friends, then start dating, fall in love, move in together, get married, start a family, and grow old together.
>>583920550>>583921028this is why hoeflation is out of control. You degenerate simping FAGGOTS will stroke the ego of disgusting fat hamplanet landwhales like this, and now they think they are hot shit and not the disgusting pile of lard that they are.
>>583921321I don't want to have kids with bitch, who go for damage with torpedoes instead of healing.
>>583914991why is bob a negro?
>>583921363I loved slampigs long before you were born, faggot.
>>583921028I can't afford her..
hotfix emp is bullshit
>>583921591Don't sign your posts
>>583921723since when
>>583920848The Ana armada send its regards.
>>583920848>2 foot circle>literally 5 meters
I love Sombra’s tight Mexican taco.
Ana is not good Sombra is not good Zarya is not good
>>583922759Looks like someone got their tier list update from the streamers
>>583922759how many rubber bands do you think i could put around your head before it implodes
>>583913934Do I play as a hot breedable Latina or a black man?
>>583923509a hot breedable black man
>>583923638why is it always spats
>>583923767This turned me on
>>583914271>rivals refugeesThis isn't happening Fat's made it up
>>583923767giwtwm
>>583923509You're literally upholding white supremacy and racism nigga by picking the "Hot breedable Latina"
>>583923638spats love
>>583924162cuck
>>583924137Say less senpai.
>>583924262
>get potg on sombra>the worst aim you'll ever seepotg is a humiliation ritual for me...
We call Sombra off healer now
>>583925256She certainly does only heal when she feels like it...
blizzard please give more sex sombra skins now that she's a support
Lena diaper skin please
>>583926497She needs it
>>583926497So you feel more represented right
>>583925256Sombra usually has twice the healing of doc.
how domina looks at me when I say that I finally paid my credit card debt off
>>583926497Would that effect her movement speed?
>>583926972This curvy tank cures Soldiers gayness.
>>583927340I used to jerk off to femboys and traps exclusively but Domina's addition cured me of that and I've been loyal since
>>583927237Increases it. If you know you know.
make the next op mei onegai
They are slowly releasing what Mei is cooking underneath, beach skin next year for sure
>>583927712Thank you for not explaining further. Any further details might be considered be inappropriate for this general. Very mature of you.
plapping mei hard until she cries
mei plapping me hard until i cry
NEW THREAD>>583928152>>583928152>>583928152
>>583916528diaper anon, I'm onto you
>ult as vampire guy>enemy sombra is always waiting for this with her ultevery single game
