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I askedI care
Tachyon LOVEPokkute
>>583780764SPECHUD HATE
been a while
the schedule needs to be accelerated even more
What is the latest gaslight metaAre we pretending that power matters again
>>583780927Blaze Brian
waheyoh and good morning
>>583780971Beast Mode Brian will save Arima
Digitan LOVE
>B81
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/TahntIhttps://jiggie.fun/TahntI
>>583780860Chibiposter! Can I get one of Bobo hammering a "NO FUN ALLOWED" sign into the ground?
>>583781056>weakest character to fronts will save the front CMIf there's an uma who could have saved Arima it's NY Dia
>>583780860Can you do bakushin holding a revolver
>>583780927power is pretty important for this CM because of the uphill at the endyou watched cingray rightyou KNOW what happened to ogurin right
morning latte
>>583780860falco being mogged by fat falco
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>583780927Wedding Dober has a weird interaction with the next scenario that triples its stat additions approximately 41% of the time, making it on average slightly superior to the second best wit card for the duration of that one scenario
>>583781168What the
>>583780860Rob Roy in her school swimsuit with her back turned, but her head turned sideways looking behind her with her huge tits visible from the sides looking from behind.
>>583780927guts meta is real in gm trust me it's real this time gwo
the secret Yamanin Zephyr Pal card is overpowered and it's going to ruin the game when it comes out in global
>>583781276Does Tarumae know how rude her body is underneath her uniform and racing silks? She cant hide it with overalls.
>>583781276I'm in love with the HokkoI'm in love with the Hokkotomakomai, go goI'm in love with the Hokko
>>583781264Guts meta was real for mile and sprint
I want to suck her tits so much, bwos.
>>583780860Super Creek with her hand on cheek ara ara pose, offering a bottle of milk (if you can put the label "Mama Boy" on it would be great), she has her race outfit but for "some reason" she has a bigger cleavage, making her huge boobs more revealing
>>583781141she gassed out rightidk I stopped watching when all the good characters left
>>583781387That was back when you only needed 3 cards to cap 2 stats
>>583781448good thing you can pick it up soon again because ryan is gonna appear
>>583781387in group B maybe
>Charming turn 2what could POSSIBLY rape this run????
>>583781115
>>583781540It's going to be the case in GM because the speed cap is going to be lower and the training betters.>>583781557I got 88% WR in Leo because 80% of the playerbase were to retarded to press guts and won with a sprint A Sweepy
cm status? still building a decent 1000sta spe...
>>583780824>pokkuteI've been saying this.
>>583781696still building my 2nd ace
>>583781674Thank you chibiposter <3
>>583781696failed to get 2 stam 2 long in 2 weeks of clanking awardim sending bad aces i don't care anymore
>>583780927If you can get enough power over the cap you basically get free extra aceel
>>583781661SHIRAOKI SAMAEXPLODE THIS MANS PENIS
>>583781696reaching never-before-seen levels of "it's over"
>>583781661wouldn't taking winning be better? you get like equivalent of 300+ SP and free recoveries for long
>>583781696Trying to make a Palmer that can win...
>>583781696hopefully all my aces are good enough to get A finals but if I crash and burn on day one I might panic grind some more>>583781207adding my milk into kafe
>>583781696I'm ready to get to B finalsMy umas are good, but they are wit lets and sp lets, so i probably wont get into A finals
I wish this was my regular stats...
when will inceI nonces stop appropriating queer people's games?
>>583781960>get into anime culture>WTF WHY THEY LOVE CUTE GIRLS????American are the worst larpers
>>583782009Where's Ayabe for more donkey?
>>583781858on turn 2, charming is definitely better. You will get rainbows 5-6 turns earlier
>>583782009kill all donkeys
>>583781131
need creeku wife (unironically)
>>583782009breed all donkeys
>last CM is mile dirt, so yet another Oguri CM
Didn't get My True Strength so just played normally. Looks like UG was much further away than I thought.
>>583782187No it's the Bricky CM she's literal demon lord
>>583781696I've won a few lobbies but my 2 fronts gets fucked by ace runaways constantly. Thinking of bringing runaways myself now
>>583782139Perfect. Thank you very much :D
>>583782187the irony of posting brickey
>>583781696Sending a UF1 Spe with shit skills +2 debuffers and just hoping for Group A finals 3rd
>>583782282This is a good boy
>>583782139
>>583782080There is none in my club
>>583782350hey stop that
>>583782187>"Rickey is dirt human rights, grinding a million greens is worth it">gets mogged by obuhi>gets mogged by hokko
>>583782187For me it's end Digitan plus two dominators CM
forgot to buy songs senior late november award
>>583781696Think I'm golden.
>>583782414based digiGAWD
>>583781196I BELIEB
>soon two paid banners for 1500 caratsHere is characters i would like to get And from second banner i would like to get Dia whiteThanks for listening to my blogpost
>>583782581just wait a month for the tickets bro
>>583782656i will spend 1500 x2 on random banners and atleast 20$ for ticket yes (for Brian blaze ofc)
>>583782581Congrats on your Rice Shower (Base) and Grass Wonder (Fantasy)
This is fucked...
game doesn't drop spurt from scenario hintsevens I give up and go back to speodds I give up and find an end parent0 I give up on the cm
>>583782581>pulling the scamchacongrats for your dupes!
For some reason, when playing with Rob Roy, every single one of my events finished every time.
>>583781190
>>583782769>interpreted Tarumae as being Fat Falcothis is unintentionally hilarious and also this chibi owns
Never stop gambling
Umarollers...
>>583782719I dont have them so it's alright>>583782738I dont have like 90% of umas, chances are great to get something
>>583782735i'm actually choosing 0 because i've only had long s in one run out of 12 with 15 long sparks and i'm kind of over it
>>583782769nyo...that's not fat falco.....
>people genuinely meta pulling for an uma that is top tier only once (and not even the best) just because they want to use cucked chaser in long
>>583782735same, but for uma stan desu
>>583780860Kris S stoping a fat fuck uma from snacking
Second Alt?Why is she the only Kentucky uma without one?
>>583780764Real and Serious Question Time: Would (You) still like horsegirls if they were straight up female centaurs instead of just having the ears and tail?Honest and truthful answers only.
Whenever I train Rob Roy, for some reason I get a boner until I finish the career. Is there a fix for this issue?
>>583782921they're waiting to win l'arc
>>583782921She will get one when a japanese horse wins the L'Arc
>>583782885I'll make sure to only pull umas that are never good in any situation so you don't think I was meta pulling for champion's meeting 43 or something
>>583782886why would you think that you can get that from scenario hints
>>583782935I played Monster Girl Quest back in 2011 and I've never been the same
>>583782885 I want to buy Brian because i dont have Brian and alt Brian is better than og bryan Simple as that bwo
>>583782769Lmao
>>583782436????I'm pretty sure the deadline is late december
>>583782935Anon, I love monster girls
>>583782935I'm not into horse cocks
>>583783006It's end of early december.
WHAT THE FUCK!?
What if it was Snackblazer instead of Trackblazer?
Just pulled a white hair out of my noseIt's so over
>>583782769based
>>583783054Shut up Oguri
>>583782935Only lamias.
>>583783045Merry Rickeymas!
>>583783069UID?????
>>583783054Sounds good.
>>583783045Why are only chinese umas allowed to say it...
Which jp owner buys his cum first
Are you more of a>torena>torena-san>torena-kun>torepi>torechi>toreko>tsukaimatype of guy
>>583783028Anon...they'd still be women. Their lower horse half would have a pussy. Now the second real question would be if banging them would be zoophilia or not.
>>583782935I'd go feral for a centaur wife you have no idea
>>583781661no long S award.....
>>583783045Rickey is truly built different
>>583782997>>583783001>suddenly everyone is oshipulling for Br*an
>>583783180onii-sama
>>583782998yeah, I didn't catch that part, thought it was about card event hints
>>583783246
>>583783180masta
>>583783180I am a Tore-chan kind of bro
>>583783006you buy them one turn before the LH event so you can get special hype
>>583783267well that too I guessthis borrowed maruzen keeps stealing the hint allocationcb's hint frequency also isn't real
>>583783180I'm a dokusha-san now.
>>583783246I would build fronts as someone who doesn't have any meta fronts before I would metapull for fucking brian
>>583783180I'm a good tsukaima...
>>583783283>>583783180
>>583781262
>>583783180i'm a umapiss receptor kind of a guy
>>583783180Big Sis
>>583783180I'm a husbant guy
BC early contenders are in, JP has a horse for almost all 3YO and older races and even some 2YO only races
>>583783315yeah and I'm pretty sure at the beginning of late december it checks for 18 songs, not late november
>>583783180just use my first name
>>583783408brb fapping to this
>>583782935In that case, I would like them more than I currently do.
>>583783180I prefer daddy~
well?
>>583783180I'm a BAKUSHIN guy
>>583783516No uma calls you that
>>583782769takomogging the dirties
>>583783180She says "Torena-kun" in such a bold way that you don't really believe it at first due to how imposing she is.
>>583783443late december is the Christmas event, early december is the LH event
>>583783408The flying sweatdrops is chef's kiss. Thanks bro.
>>583783434he's finally not dodging ebayan now/
>>583783180i am not immune to imouto brats
>>583783498Have to be honest here, I did not expect so many monstergirl-lovin' anons to exist here. Seems I was wrong. I am also a bit freaked out, won't lie.
>>583782935Yes. That Centaur Girl anime from some years ago was hot. Must be pretty romantic to ride your centaur girl in more than one way
>>583783609BasedJoin the VF army!
>>583782935Meh, I prefer lamias, harpies and mermaids. Centaurs never really did anything for me
>>583783180BOSSU
>>583783180TRAINYA-SAN!!!!
double long inspiration award
>>583783630just because Centorea was there doesn't mean it was a centaur girl anime (was a good anime regardless though, Miia best girl)
>>583783538silly, that's what I call my trainer
>>583783523I'm not a wizard yet
>>583782935Yes and only the mares now since there are physical differences that matters
>>583783180I'm more of a TOLENA type of guy
It's still hot as fuck this year when am I gonna be able to turn off my AC
>>583783724Maya, educate yourself so you can turn into a real woman.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Centaur%27s_Life
>>583783756>japs supposedly can't pronounce "L"/"El">urara uses it when she calls her trainer just fine?
>>583783818no way, also eat your vegetables
>>583783735I love it when you call me that cutieCALL ME DADDY NOW
>>583783180Not even a Bakushinfag but her TORENAAAAA-SAAAAAN is my fave, I like how she drags on both words
>>583783180Torena-sama is cute
>>583783827Rice do the same, she calls herself something like "laisu".This because they invert the R and L for some reason, but those are not really R and L, but something else that sound kinda the same to us westoids.
So what are the run killers in GL?
>>583783470Ok Saar
>>583783827another retarded myth by seanigs
>>583783893Bright is cute
>>583783884Kill yourself V
>>583783916Too many to list
>>583783827>>583783896They can make both sounds but they struggle to distinguish themit's like how english speakers can't distinguish u and ou sounds in french
867924911899 what flustered dick should i use for loopa?
Luna is so cute
10 borrows when
>>583783916starting a run in GL
>troona
>>583783180For me it's mastah
>>583783986True!
>>583781441
>>583784108You probably want to focus on subdued debuffs from your deck if you have all the flustered ones from your parents
director akikawa wants bigots gone from tracen
>>583783884no and stop interacting with me.
Real tempted to just play casually til GM rolls around, I hate this scenario.
>>583784284drinking it, thank you chibichad
>>583784420I'm going all in GL and chilling out for GMs.
>>583784371sweepy is truly /our/ girl
>>583783896I hear raisu when she says it
>Good MejirosMcQueenArdanDoberRamonuBright>Okay MejirosRyan>Shit MejirosPalmer
>>583784535Just say you got bullied by Stacy anon
>>583784252so cute
>>583784405then stop making erp enticing posts faggot
>>583783045LIGHT UP!KIRA I-E TO
How do you explain that Nakayama Festa who won only one G1 was the closest to win l'Arc?
>>583784642I think she just meant you especially, V
>>583783180I'm a torepoyo kinda of guy
V x Umama?
>>583784731Gamble game gamble sport
>>583782894
>>583784890Is dead
>>583784890that ship is deadit's a crackship now
Tail ribbons are too lewd...
90533196 CM roomeveryone has their 1600/1000/1300/800/1300 long S aces ready right?
Which umas genuinely have the ability of shaping their trainers into becoming a better man? (excluding Gentildonna of course)
>>583784993Air Groove
>>583784949Maya and Mabe showing off their pink tail ribbons...
>>583784420Im still on the fence if I should pull for Brian, my next pull is Gentildonna. Worried since banner is already next week.
>>583782769NOOOOOOOOOO
>>583784993>better menKratos
>>583784890Umama belongs to the BDC (big dacchis cock) now
>>583784993Air Groove, Rudolf, McQueen, Hayahide.
>>583784993Ramonu
hey
>>583780860Rob Roy sleeping on a bed (book) with pillow (book) and blanket (book) with a normal sized book covering her face. Her glasses over that book that's on her face.
>>583780860admire vega doing a backflip
>>583784993Orfevre
>>583784990https://litter.catbox.moe/huwp8b.webmanother! 61677293
>>583780860curren chan wearing clown makeup while begging for drama
>>583784923thanks bro
Mambwos...Good morning!
Suzukagods, do you run the arima kinen/japan cup to level up her ult?
>>583785607Good morning
>>583780860chud rulership pointing to a whiteboard with "nothing ever happens" written on it
>>583785607If the morning was good I'd be flatlining
>>583785607morning
>>583785607there's no such thing as a good morning
>>583785410
>>583785607Sup!
I hate mambo please kick someone so we can see funny recruit ads
>>583785791waaa based thanks
>>583785486https://files.catbox.moe/ean1jh.webmlitterbox buffers a lot at start for some reasonlast one before work 88848580
>>583785823Please stop wishing for our downfall...
I saw people arguing about Carat rewards for Open Leauge and I have to add my input; why the fuck would you care about the carat rewards if you've decided you're gonna play a mode where MLB cards arent necessary?
today in career Everything Went to HellAgain.
SURELY i will see a lot of daiwa scarlet oshi players in cm with the amount of people that rolled for her christmas version
>>583786072Yo!
>>583786074To pull oshi umas of course.
>>583782935>centaursWould>female No, I take that back
>>583785871The beauty in red...
chestnutoid
>>583786148the average pulls for an uma is 70, surely you can't get unlucky several times over
>>583785871https://files.catbox.moe/uzljpa.webmonly 3 people joined, i guess everyone doesn't have aces ready...
>>583786072hey
danchoid
>>583786202"An uma" isn't enough to 5* every single one bro.
>>583786204I'll stop joining then. Getting good aces feels good cause I feel obligated to rape lobbies
>>583786262i gotta go to work so someone else has to make rooms
>>583785514
>>583786204With the Haku sim it feels a bit useless to join a lot of rooms...
>>583786349KEK
>>583786349Currensissies....
>>583786241you get punished for doing that in open leauge anyway
oguri ninjin as in carrot
>>583786349kek nice
>>583785791cute lmao
>>583786368what do you mean? the bigger the sample size the better, i don't know what hakuraku changes about this
>>583786349
>>583786574You can sim 100 races on Haku
>>583786574hakuraku lets you simulate 100 races with the same lobby comp
>>583786574Hakuraku records all the teams seen in public rooms so if you've been doing some yours are already on there, and you can sim them against any other known umas and do it in bulk too, it's kinda insane
>>583786204I tried but whoever is camping those rooms joins them in under two minutes so I never got in
>>583786074Snack money
>>583782935>Honest and truthful answers only.Nope, centaurs are too awkward and cumbersome in general, leave them to some fantasy-human_warrior-sword-elf-orc worlds.Umas are cute and logistic friendly.
>>583783884not me who replied earlier BUT I'm still looking at you......
>>583786652>>583786674this doesn't matter since you're not facing the same two players every round of CM>>583786679cool, i'll look into it
>>583786652is this on the same gates, or is it randomized every time?
>>583780860Mambo getting scared from a spider while playing vidya
>>583786858The thing I dislike about jewkaraku is that it skews debuffer teams winning but in actuality my umas still win limpingly
>>583786796You must really be retarded to try to get with someone who doesn't even respect your privacy
>>583786202It's 133 actually
nerd secured
>>583786886If you resim a room match 100x it keeps the same starting conditions for mood gate I think since it wants to answer the odds of winning that particular situation, if you use the lobby builder you can customize it fully
>>583786074for me it is because I dont have the cards to perform well enough in graded to outearn what I can do in open right now, so I play open until I get those carats, can get cards and then go gradedt. SS+ peaker
>>583786652Is there a way to do with random opponents from hakuraku?
Brown Rice
>>583780860Spechud shooting lasers out of her eyes like the GOD HATES FAGS meme
>>583786956I just want to be on good terms with everyone...
>>583786421Damn, I was planning on doing open CM only for a very long time but 5*'d Rob Roy.
>>583787013Fried by shrimp
hakuraku is soullesslop and shiraoki-sama will ruin your finals for using it
>>583787071You're delusional and you're asking for even more doxxshit
what is the sparkly magic show?
>>583787071you're just asking for more problems, some people aren't worth the trouble
Tactbros in shambles
>>583787129Your Japanese IP is visible
>>583787071Stop being retarded. I hope you're a skinwalker and I'm the retard for replying to you
>>583787247tacto sexo
>hmm I didn't sleep for shit better go back to bed>but at least I can reset my clanker>think for a second who this benefitsdaaaaannnnncccchhhhooooouuuustop messing with my sleeeeeeeep timeeee
>>583787247Release soon
>>583787351this makes me sad
>>583787360Bestie...
>>583787360join my b+ club no clank needed t dancho
>>583787448mambwo...
>>583787421me too but whatever
>>583787351/uma/ club needs to make sure to be full next month
>>583787351I hope he offs himself
>>583787421in what way? he's schizo, who cares
Okay but I really really really really reallyr eally really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really relaly really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy raly really really really really really love Stego.
>>583786501is there a collective term for this format? It’s funny and i’ve yet to see one of my oshi but I have no idea where to look…
instead of a winning livesilence suzuka hada losing dead
>>583787351Did he join the uma club again?
>>583787735It's called cryer
>>583787247Trust the process, Cygames infiltrated almost every possible hors racing institution, Kaneko will eventually relent and begrudgingly respect their moxie and dedication to the sport of kings.Deep Impact soon and Tact will be released from her prison.
supiki
>>583787735supiki/speaky/cryer, it originates from Trickcal
>>583787735cryer or supiki, there's a MEGA with them but idk if I have it
>>583787351I can fix xer
>>583787789must be funny old guys realising that this is the way to save racing
>>583787786its called Speaki lil bro
>>583787351Qrd currenbros who is this and who is xe talking about
>>583787735rabi
>>583787801CRYER
>>583787735it's cryers around these partsdon't listen to supikifags they're foreigners
>>583787351I'm just honestly disappointed especially now that he's saying he's gonna get with him again lol
it's called supiker or crikey
>>583787828I think there was a fat variation of it too, kinda glad it didn't turn out as popular or my awkward boners wouldn't stop
nonnies~
>>583787934the telenovela rolls on...
comfy hour in 18 minutes
>>583788084literally just a matter of time before shit happens again
>>583782581Am I tripping or you can't get Turbo in any of these banner
i really hate chestnuts
V and umama are unironically like a carbon copy of nikocado avocado and his gay fat slob brown mystery mutt bf he had, they kept "breaking up" and getting back together to farm views and just dramafag
>>583787961was it this one?
>>583788162She will come later and she is 1star iirc
Cheat on my oshis and play for fun or cheat on my fun and play the style of my oshis?
>>583788198Kek, they're popular in this general so I guess they were three steps ahead of their time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g1i3Zxzi6I
>>583788301>vtumorshould have known
im struggling with the stats for this CMi cant wait for cm24
>>583788219Damn I would rather buy guaranteed selector with carats than gambling on uma banner
Spe?!
>>583788212FUARK
>>583788438why would you pay real money to get a 1 star
morning
>>583787735the bulk of these uma CRYERS is made by a resident poster, if it isnt here you can ask for themhttps://mega.nz/folder/jTYHAYzQ#vXZ72uX0FQnRUhMc8364RQ
>>583786939
>>583788751based, thanks!
>>583788738these are supikis actually
>>583788751Who hold their controller like this? that look awkward
>>583788301my wives looking extra cute
>Sorry, trainer, but I have to kill you
>>583788572morning dude
>>583780860Did you make this? I didn't even request it, I just wanted to make fun of Bouquet being 50% off at a clearance sale
>>583788751Mambo would not use a gamepadMambo is a hardcore PC gamer
I think i will watch Chainsmoker Cat
>>583788842Me when I'm playing Ace Combat>>583788985What games would she play as a hardcore PC gamer?
>>583789012It has Seiun Sky and Mejiro McQueen.Go do that.
>>583788212make a fat cryer of smart fatco and my life is yours
Why are people calling serious symboli a fake demon
>>583789012That reminded me I've been meaning to watch it
>>583789094but that's chevacchi
!!!
7 and i do it
>>583789187jobber
>>583789187she goes to france and comes back buckbroken by strong european umas
>>583789208wanna watch it together
Dickpull her
>>583789208Go back V
>>583789263Fuku, you have to live...
>>583788945What a steal! I'm taking her home
>>583789263>>583789329wait, fuck, forgot to attach the screenshotif **this** one is a 7, i do it
>>583784923
>>583789320No, I will dickpurchase her in a month. I dont want to get Vodka'd
>>583789320Already did
>>583784923based kris goat
Not only did my burrito take 1 hour to arrive, it's also stone fucking cold and for that reason I'm flatlining for the whole day.
>>583789375Do it anyway
>>583787261do the nipponnese deserve destruction?
>>583789375welp. what the fuck am I suppoaed to do then? date the hag? it will be my fourth already
>>583789320If only I get to have sex with her and this post ends in 7
>>583789414Untrustworthy Dia
>>583789405using ticket is like raping herrape is wrong
>>583789487lol anon is going bankrupt
>>5837894407 and they get nuked for the third time.
>>583789510She would do the same to me
>>583789436AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEon the bright side, it's not a Don't Overdo It>>583789487>7do it, anon
>>583787031its crap
>>583789572KEK
I finally got her bros
>>583789505No one says that
>>583789187She is a real demon she keeps antagonizing Tama
>>583789632based based based
>>583789320I already dickpulled the other cow thoughever
did you know that in Umamusume
>>583789572Its good, I like it
>>583789487this will cost you 1 cheeky tenner
>>583789572the lasers should go straight...
>>583789572spechud....
>>583789565I feel like the career is a brick anyway after that even without Don't Overdo It
>>583789521>>583789565>>5837896953 tenners actuallySo do I get to have sex with Scarlet?
>>583786164cringe and gay>>583786786based and straight
>>583789701her item room had Squeezy...
>>583789769Dickpulling is always the right choice
>>583789797Dunce cap is the item that makes you shoot tears in different directions
Daiwa Scarlet wouldn't have sex with her trainer
Keep a carrot on you to ward off hungry uma
Feeding Doto slop
>>583789572the typo will bother me every time i see it
>>583789871yep I realized it after posting, I thought about the Squeezy first because it visually makes eye gorge out diagonally. But the Wiz is obviously mechanically correct choice
>>583789928you're right, she would rape them
If I fail one more 5% training I'm going to SHIT!!
>>583790017(She's eating slop)
Daiwa Scarlet wouldn't let her trainer pull out before the fourth round
What uma has the softest cheeks
>>583789769this was not supposed to happen
holy fug, I finally hit my Long GP after 2 weeks of non-stop auto runs. Whites suck, but at least it got Groundwork.
Scarlet raped her trainer when her trainer fell for Curren's bait and during the hotsprings
No rape has ever occured in Uma Musume
trainers are subhuman, so it doesn't count
>>583790208Weird flex the whites are excellent for a 3/2 blue/pink
>>583790457My trainee found out that another umamusume raped me before we met and she wanted to murder the uma who did it
>>583789632Hello my fellow winter outfit enjoyer
>>583790519*subuman
at least a dozen trainers are raped every day in tracen don't fall for big tracen's liesthey're working with the epsatonos and mejiros to cover everythng up
>>583781696CM20 has easily my worst aces by far at the moment, and that includes the clankers I ran during CM18. I think I just have to accept that I'm bad at game and/or GL.
Bought a cup of 350ml vanilla ice cream.Feels good
>>583790386
>>583790638Glory to the mejiros
All the people complaining about CM20 aces here and all over uma groups gives me hope I can get lucky with a way to A finals and a shitter lobby
>>583790604>man uma>man clothes
>>583790538I did say I hit.I've been trying to loop in Long Corners/Straights with Firm Resolve and Feature Act, but they just refuse to stick, so I'm not entirely too happy.
Tell me why I should pull ancestors without sounding mad
>>583790957Just get them from hints bwochacho
Now draw her farting
>>583790773no they're gonna give up and queue 2 murmurs + 1 shit ace and they'll beat you because casuals love buying bofa+maestro for whatever reason
>>583791107>buy hint>it's Extra Tankdid u rike it?
>>583790836wait is it gay to like boyuma
>>583791278that's a boy
>>583791278TAISHIIN
>>583791278
I'll do ANYTHING for Dia
>880power and barely any midgamei hope she makes it to groupA
uma doesn't really have good music when you look at Cygames's other games. Especially Granblue.https://youtu.be/s5CTQfbFi6AUma needs to lean heavier into the Ace Combat feel if it wants to compete
>>583791487Anything?
>>583791487Dia knows it's not really a loss because you'll end up being part of the family anyway
>>583791565idol music isn't exactly "good" or quality it's just catchy and nice
>still dies with 910 stam + 1 gold + 1 whiteOkay should've not taken RS stam
>>583791565it's okay, they did bless us with L'Arc track, I can't ask for more.
>>583791565uma really is at it's best when the horses are treated like boss battles. I avoid the idol music like the plague but the actual tracks you hear in training are stellarhttps://youtu.be/hOlqeiHKtLghttps://youtu.be/ZkgZXeLqfHchttps://youtu.be/uWYlLuyk2JI
>>583791278Taishin is a beautiful caring Uma wife
>>583791650bwo it's a long cm...
>>583791761arima is fake long
>>583781168>>583781903Jo Cappuccino love!
>>583791776Yeah but rs stam is a questionable skill even on a medium
>>583791565mechamusume has a track that sounds like https://youtu.be/MZoQZO-TIDE but I can't find it anymore
>brooooooo you must loop all the -stam +velo whatever skills>tfw can't use them for the entirety of GL
>>583791894ew
>>583790208this shit took me like 80 hours of clanking, and i never did get another gp on that level
>>583791957I hate her sharingan eyes and rgb hair glow
Remember to start flatlining for a few days here and there now so that your danchud will be accustomed to it happening when the Kitawhite banner comes out!
>>583791901Bro I'm using mad dash second wind rs stamina next cm
>>583791754>I avoid the idol music like the plagueNext you will say that none of the solo songs are good
>>583791901@umagrok make the falco in this image fat and change the caption to "eat 7 billion people"
>>583791261But Extra Tank is good. It procs when you need it the most, and combos into Xoguri and Smaru ults.
>>583792156If you're banking on running out of stamina you built the uma wrong
>>583792156no it doesn't, it's not good enough as a standalone recovery for maru, which means you're using something else that procs earlier, and it procs way too late to be useful for oguri
>made game playable before QOL>a few trolls here and there>drops multiple game breaking cheats after cygames added niggers>somehow becomes famous on twitter for jacking off to lolis instead of any of his cheats>left quietly (compared to last time) after cygames added QOLA man of absolute free will who's done serving his purpose. I miss him.
>>583792115
>>583792196it procs when you reach 30% stam left, but it's still only ever useful against all-seeing eyesat least the gold version gives you velocity
>>583791953Why do we dislike iinchou?
>>583780860What a perfect time!Can you do Brian shouting “BEAST MODE!” in this pose?This is for the upcoming banner.Thanks.
>>583780860Tachyon offering a mysterious drink to Cafe and Cafe giving her the middle finger.
>>583792347I get that but I'd never call it good when you can pick corner recovery, straight, 777 or anything without a prerequisite
>>583792394someone they don't like posted her, I guessI love her, plain girls are cute
>>583792309my favourite southeast aryan...
>>583788301Even ignoring the bad vocals, the track is fucking horrendous too. Where the fuck is the guitar?
>>583780764Is it wrong if I just had the biggest nut in months to that adult Spe?
>>583791278TAISHIN COVER YOURSELF
>>583792394Bland as fuck
Light Hello implies the existence of Heavy Goodbye in a parallel universe
>>583792463>plainI think she’s quite pretty
can't wait for my 3rd place group B on finals already
>>583792565And she's a flat loli
>>583792309
>>583792623was this drawn by JJune or one of those AIsloper bots on x?
>>583792113Absolutely 0 of the solo songs are good
>>583792565>Heavy GoodbyeLight Hello's special move: facesitting.
>V hours againsigh
>>583792404Also, don’t forget to use her Blaze alt costume and include the clothes ripping.
PaVloV
fresh fusu
>>583792787What is fusu?
i can't decide whether to roll for pokke or dura cards
>>583788572
>>583792565She's got the heavys
I only roll for hors because I don't play CM
>>583790457
>>583792691I like creek's and digitan's though...
>>583792842fusu deez nutz!
>>583792842fusu
What the fuck
>>583792984I should rewatch avatar
>>583792860dura is a nobrainer because you also get dia wit
>>583792993>creek'sCope. Everything likable about creek is solely traced back to her body.
/uma/ should watch RttT
>>583793120That's not true. Plenty of people have a mommy gf fetish
>>583792787damn... I was beaten...
>>583793120wtf..... don't say that.
>>583792346thankies
How often are long races after BBrian comes out?
>>583793065I edge with Rob Roy
>>583793216We'll get one like a month after her release but they're not very often
>>5837932161/2 per JP year I don't count LoH because she's unusable for it
>>583780860Rob Roy playing a bagpipe
Festa in the Jiggie >https://jiggie.fun/TahntIhttps://jiggie.fun/TahntI>https://jiggie.fun/TahntI
>>583792404
Can we get another?
https://youtu.be/LR63NT_Z3nc
>>583793475HOLY FUARKING KINO
>>583780860Taiki doing the "I just wanna grill" meme
Chatgpt is so fucking useless
>>583793643
>>583793334>spoilerWhy? Idk what LoH is like
>>583793523S3 ends in this episode
>>583793704Nonono bobogpt is great
I NEED TO SUCK MEJIRO ARDAN'S BOOBS!!!!!!
>>583793065Imma bout to break
>>583793523The only point of S3 is Diamond.
>>583793643You're absolutely right!
>again
>>583794089Me on the left
>>583791754for me, it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5kQjqjqAYY
>>583793775The point of LoH is it's a 1v1 with each players bringing 3 umas+ 6 npc umas for a total of 12 umas. The point is that your umas get 1st, 2nd and 3rd. In LoH usually backliners are bad because the NPC forces them to take the outer rail while fronts can take the inner rail but since it's long it's fine. Laurel is actually the best uma.The most common comp is 2 fronts (Boy Seiun, base Kitasan, V.Fujin/Bourbon) + 1 late. On top of that there's fronts NPC too so you can't activate BEAST MODE 9/10 times. Genuinely late Blaze Brian or late base Brian is better.
CMs are the worst part of the month and are so whale coded they aren't even fun
>>583793854>>583794006Is S3 really as bad as people say?>stopped watching after that episode because got distracted with life
>>583792436
>>583794357join little timmy on openbabies league
*AHEM*fuck grand concert.
>>583791754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLrOiWzyqzA
>>583794423Grand masters is gonna be fun for you then.
>>583794089Sweet Doto only wants whats best for me
>>583794357you guys still put effort in cms?
>>583794452it doesnt have 1600 speed so yeah it's automatically goodplus ill be unbricked with MLB ramonu
>>583794475Is 6 hours of sex really the best thing for you?
it's insane to think that they released two OP umas, and both of them are fr*nts and valentine alts.
>>583794484Enough, can’t control how your borrows go
>>583792574I think she's SEXO
>>583794357i have not spent a penny on this game and i have 7 fully uncapped gacha SSRs, you are just stupid or even worse unlucky (and therefore bad at the game)
>>583794220laurel is good on exactly 2 lohs, just the long kyotos
Machitan is so cute, its almost killing me, bros.
>>583794534do we get to fuck the director in GFF?
>>583794089Doto is clumsy horny?
>>583794671Laurel is good in LoH when she's not powercrept, of course she falls off when you have shit like Orfevre if you want a long backliner
>>583794379it's just aggressively mediocre outside of Dia's story. Kita is not presented as a compelling protag and they try to redo the Teio story but with a horse who was vastly more successful and less prone to injury. It doesn't work at all.
>>583793381
>>583783180"Arigato ne, Torena-chan"- Mayacchi
7 I go to BK, 4 I eat salat, anything else I eat a buttered breadroll
>>583794559Digitan definitely knows I'm a pervert...
>front uma released 3 years ago in the same tier as a pace uma released this weekOh boy they are releasing another pace card aren't they?
odds -- Bourbonevens -- Seiun0 -- Kitasan
>>583795045It'll be a busted maya pace speed card
>>583795045please nyo... my pace pull plan is already in shambles...
>>583795128
>>583795045cat maya is like an apology for OG maya ult sucking mega wiener but they made her too good on accident
>tier lists草
>>583794398look like Cafe is angry at you for not taking Tachyon shot
Maybe cygames should make a good game
>>583792860Pokke lasts for a year, Dura 5 months
>>583795384CG looks good in anything
>>583795185Most likely power card not a speed card, it's obvious when you see the new scenario artCygames never released a card of an uma that is top meta without releasing a better uma for that style/distance. They will gladly make an exception to kill fronts tho
If StarHorse4 got a global release, I'd 100% smoke every single one of you /here/ just saying
Daiwa's Daiwas
so, who the fuck is Criware
>>583795613They made GBF
>>583795320
>spend two weeks clanking out supreme sped parents>burnt a ridiculous amount of energy and didn't take advantage of the half-TP event>look at hakraku>the stupid thing fires early af>it fucking sucks>just been using a grandparent rudolf instead
Boy panties + King panties
>>583793630
there are no "boyumas"
>>583795874If it fires early it just means you lacked acceleration
>>583795936true
warning: spooky
>>583795613What kind of other game can you even make with Umamusume's setting?
>>583795613They made Dragalia Lost but they had to shut it down since they accidentally made a good game instead of uma
>>583794586mnyes, even more
>>583795947anon, are you under the impression that hitting a competitive top-speed within 283m is feasible? this is like 120% accel.
>>583780860Cheer Nature blowing a kiss and winking at the viewer, with one leg bent up
>>583795918fuarking awesome
>>583794379S3 somehow has the same issue as S1 by skipping some important races, especially with Kita's streak.There was also the whole 'You went past your peak so you should do the most of what you got left' but you could so much better with oh I dunno Cingray in that aspect.Honestly I think they shot themselves in the foot by having Kita directly join Spica which already is a huge misopportunity to not have her join a no name team instead.The closest comparison to S3 is Kinnikuman Nisei.>New generation>but most characters of that new generation are underwhelming or less explored>Natie and even MacQueen are the Brockenman.Jr of this season since they are the only ones who actually support Kita and Dia even if it's mostly pep talk>Duramente and Kevin Mask pretty much beat their Mcs but Dura is heavily played down compared to her game counterpartThe only difference is that S3 doesn't have an Ultimate Tag equivalent that ""fixes"" some of its flaws.
CM21 status?
who pulled
>>583796629i can only think and take 1 cm at time
>>583794379I liked S3 but I like Kitasan and suffering so there is that, I understand why some anons and keibafags hate it, they portrayed her as a loser despite being one of the best horses ever...
>>583796649I need, got 2 new spooks in 100 pulls too
>>583796349Every replay I look at has everyone but the most bricked of umas being done accelerating by the last corner though
>>583796649Those udders are so vile it is ridiculous what kind of freak thinks to themselves "hmmm I think I'll give the little girl character huge chest tumors that's totally realistic yep" just sick behavior
>>583796349>are you under the impression that hitting a competitive top-speed within 283m is feasible?Yeah? You are literally closer to the last spurt than the start of the late-race when you enter the final corner
>>583796629maybe i'll try and upgrade one of them when zephyr/sweepy come out
/ourgirl/
>>583796687I've jerked off so many times to Rulership lately, air groove truly is the greatest mare
>>583796820that freak?Me
Error: Club not found.
>>583796629i want to try building a bobo pace, so gonna start working on a parent for that today
>>583796835Zephyr is a brick card because Guts Only Speed & Wit cards are allowed in Grand Live unless you are a masochist
>>583796967Damn she got them ears
>>583796967DANCHOOOOOOO
>>583796820many such cases
>>583796967Mambo will jump your ass you just wait
>>583795856Tits too bigAlso she wouldn't have sex in public like that
>>583796820if that's sick behavior then i'm terminally ill
>>583796967shakute
>>583794967I know Digitan is erotic but something about that illustration takes her sexiness to the next level
>>583797151Lies. You're fucking on the boat close to the shore where people can just see the both of you.
Gwos?
>>583789683Chrono Genesis' 2025...
>>583797334Sei wouldn't do that
My trainee sent me a deeply unfunny meme and I’m unsure how to tell her it sucked without hurting her feelings
>>583796967ears
>>583797353>1:12:50do people really?
>>583797353>"Progenitors is a mandatory card"(-)
MEISHO DOTO BIG FUCKING TITSI FUCKING LOVE THOSE
>>583797353>guides>mandatory
>>583797498>*Card name* I dont know it's looks alright, but also kinda not alright, if you whale maybe it's good, it kinda dead on japan, but i was good for 3 months, but also kinda not good>proceeds to 50 cards in a year
Stronghttps://x.com/bikibikibikini/status/2108117252289736754
>>583797563I say this
>>583797353he has been right about all of his predictions btw so you better listen to the seacow
>>583797353This fag pushes hard for the the kris S card but never talks about how ass it is to run it. Can't wait to see him get raped by fronts
>>583797421My trainee(D**w* Sc*rl*t) jerked me off then left me edging, then forcefully splurt it all inside herI tried to report it to /uma/ and Tracen message board but you all said no one gives a shit and that this is normal
This is the first time I'm still building Aces after the CM Registration started
>>583797237& if you're terminally ill then as any decent man would I will take it upon myself to put you out of your misery as soon as humanly possible
>>583797945This is definitely not the first timeI’ve had provisional aces into Day 2 before
>>583797391The moment she makes eye contact with someone else she nearly snaps your dick in half when she cums from embarrassment.
>>583797945I always build my aces on registration day. You should not do this if you rely on borrows thoughever.
having sexual thoughts and fantasies about your trainee is kinda gross
>>583794818Thanks!
>>583797945I gave up and I'm throwing in dogshit, legit might not make a finals but whatever I've won the last 4
>>583797889>raped by frontsFronts can't rape.
>>583797353akikawa is the most skippable scenario banner everit wasnt even S tier in its own scenario lmao
>>583798124Wit training involves visualization training. Verbal drills are part of this practice.
>>583798201explain /uma/'s reaction to fronts winning then
>>583794818@umagrok animate it so she plays the pipe
For some reason it works for Marvelous Sunday but not as much for Zenno Rob Roy
>>583797961inshallah i will die balls deep in shortstack umanko
>>583798304the bratty expression helps a lot
>>583797353I dunno why but everytime I listen to him talk I feel like he knows nothing about what he is saying
>>583798304I would like Sunday much more if someone samurai sliced off her breasts with a katana
>>583798304>Zenno Rob RoyMy brain keeps translating these words into Rob Zombie and I can't explain why.
>>583798002Well technically one time I got completely btfo on Day 1 so I ended up making panic Aces so I kinda did that before too. But I thought I was finished with Ace runs before the CM started that time, this time I'm still trying to build a team>>583798083I'm a borrowcel>>583798169I'm just tired of all the Stamcheck CMs we had this scenario. Only the Mile CM was fun
My trainee was doing a standard tire pull drill today for her training, but asked me to tie the rope in a peculiar way around her body. I had never seen the like at the academy. It must have been too snug, as it seriously impacted her performance and caused her to hunch over the entire time
GL equivalent of happy meek. I'm screwed for this cm I absolutely cannot hit the statline...
>>583798417His brain really just on autopilot laser focus on his surface level past JP experience as his only source with zero nuances
I have fat tits fatigue
>>583798417isnt he literally just reading off the google dockey
>>583798649Why are you using Speed sparks
Falco looks at your 4 inches peenis
marvellous sunday and zenno rob roy ate titslopyou just like them because they have fat udders
>>583798649too worried about capping speed when anything above 1450 is enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mctg-j8jGgg
>>583798826How would she react if "by accident" I push my face straight into her crotch and take a deep whiff and do a few licks on her nether regions
>>583798930pretty big huh?
>>583798930@bourbok make her obese and looking at a bigmac
home and tired, hate going out so muchperma fatigue debuff
>>583792010My club is too lazy, im like whatever since they can reach Group A with minimum runs.
>>583798826How come her skirt isn't flipped
>>583799012*smooch*
>>583798737There's an expression about the cure being the hair of the dog that bit you
>>583799012Did you pick up the latest HRT delivery?
>>583799074Umanko power
umas are goonslopyou just like them because they're attractive
>>583799012Going out is fun, better than complaining about rotting
>>583799012*SMACK*
>>583798889Because after weeks of loopa I didn't get anything usable with stam...
just borrowed eishin speed for the first timeholy shit
Umas are rapistThe school is just covering it up
>>583799012try killing yourself, that'll make you feel better
>>583799012sunlight truly is the greatest evil
>>583799274How bad is it?
>>583799274>he found out about flashu only now
>>583799329her boobs are evili can feel the malevolent aura radiating from them
>>583799210I'm sure you have a 2* Stam even if it has shit whites. Pair that with a good 3* Stam borrow and you'll get a 5* Stam Parent at least.
>>583799329I prefer a modest, elegant chest
looked at my list of "aces" I have made so farit is time to retire like racehorse that peaked in his second year
>>583797353>unironically recommending summer tachyon
>>583799201harder.make me misrable
>>583799512ha ha fat dog
>>583798737
>>583799523*Withholds smacks*
I wanna kiss Vodka on the mouth
>>583799141>hrt deliveries dropping out of the sky like care packagesI imagined this and it was funny.
where is the premium end speed card...
>>583799692Many are saying this
>>583799012Gonna have V help you now?
>>583799012going out sucks...
Why are so many boobpostings here. You are not from the 3rd world countries, aren't you?
>>583799692High ABVMight sting a bit
>>583797353Nice informative video, but may I take a look first at this content creator's CM platinum collection, before I trust the information? Oh... oh no... sorry, not interested. It's such a shame
>>583799274It's literally just a Freebie Jordan sidegrade but with a velocity gold instead of a recovery
>>583799734here gwoenjoy
Bullying Bourbon is not okay
Here your guide
>>583799815Hmm it's almost like that map is full of shit. Only Africa cares about ass.
>>583799818barely plays the game and wins more than vf
>assbrowns
>>583799815I have a fetish for flat tsunderes
>>583799815>>583800086>>583800134fuck off back to >>>/pol/
>>583782438d*ck?
I'm gonna trust you on the next bake other eu bakersI'm too exhausted from wagie
>>583800010Machines are meant to be useful
>>583800010There's bullying going on?
>>583799818the moment uma.moe drops the plat doxx update the sloptuber scene will have a rude awakening
bwead?
*rabbits your lobby and then fucking dies*
It's overThis is the last /uma/ thread
>>583800010Telling Bourbon that lightning strikes will steal her tail
>>583799659oh...sorry, I thinkpassing outI look so goodlooking forward to waking up
>>583800337If that was possible to retrieve from the server people would already be doing it, it'll be some opt-in thing if you run an upcoming uma.moe plugin or something
>>583800354I bought sunflower seed bread, yes.
>>583800046great workyou have any for the must-pull trainees? parents and meta
>>583800430>looking forward to waking upWhy?
I want to rape Kitasan
>>583800430>>583799523reformed
>>583800582 reconnecting with V
Why is wit ramonu so good?
>>583800597She'd give it to you willingly, Dia
>>583798956HOLY SHITCHECK 23:41!!!!!!!!
>>583800716fuck off yurinigger
>>583800786>>583800786>>583800786
>>583800768Hot girls having sex is a good thing
>>583800837fuck off yurinigger
>>583800632& ready (for prostitution)
>>583801201more like ready for V's 2 incher again
>>583800995>i play a game where everyone is a girl and i can't stop myself from sperging out at that fact because being a spergo is in my blood
