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>>583800786bobo
I'm a snacker. I have 12k carets rn. Am I screwed?
>>583800889Yes
Bourbon love
>>583800889we are cooked.>t. 5k carrats
Digitan LOVE
hey
>>583800976I want to get drunk on her milk
always remember your HERO.
>>583800889Why did you do it? Dont do it again.
waheythabk for bake
Tachyon LOVE
>>583800976I want to get drunk on her slop based milk
>reddit tachyon
>>583801048shakute
https://poal.me/43wdgihttps://poal.me/43wdgi
>>583801260 >>583801262BASED
>>583801260Many are saying this, but they would be mostly wrong
>>583801487Spoiled baby that cant take care of herself
>>583801260>manhattan wife
>>583801262she would kill me if I ever said this to her but yes, shacute.
>>583801615She can, she just chooses not toIs that worse?Depends on your point of view
I like Cafe.The flavor text for her new JP card is quite moving.
>>583801697V readded Umama
>>583801262doto would never say this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvUwLyUqrDY
>>583801615That's what the trainer (househusband) is for. Marrying Tachyon would unironically be comfy. It's basically those zoomer "househusband to a neurosurgeon wife" jokes.
>>583801793Post the one with siri that went up today
I've decided that I will club hop at the end of the month. Another log in for the new day and another 5 fucking sash requests sitting in the club room.Can't take this shit anymore
umama isn't actually reformed
>>583801935mambwo...
>>583801948People don't change, anon.
>>583801935mambwo nyo...
>>583801948no shit comsidering he is still going back to the faggot who leaks his private conversations with him
>>583801935mambwo pls dont leave...
It's a new day!
I still love my bf
>>583801262shakur sexo
I do my usual shoe rush but then I realized I'm clubless...
>>583802224why did you get kicked anon
>>583802224menishoeki rush?
>>583802106what if umama was just V trying to be cool because he gets a "woman" who can ERP with?
Brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile>>583705361we still have a spot
>>583802317umama is very real schizo
double daily races tickets my beloved
>>583801925which one was that?
>>583802317no they're both real unfortunately
>>583802183she's allowing it
>>5838024161 shop proc in 6 races my beloved
cute brats
>>583802183breaking those cuffs would be trivial for an uma.
my october christmas present better be half tp
If I plan my snacks, are they really snacks?
>>583802414>>583802490proof?
>>583802317qrd? jwu and last Vmama post I remember is V being called a hue >>583763875
>>583802603Spoilers, don't open
am I safe?
>>583802650Join any /uma/ room
>>583802751one of these is not like the others
>>583802546I had to use an RP pot to get all my daily shops yesterday...
>>583801359/uma/ knows whats up
>>583802663that's all VBut also seems like they made up>>583786796>>583787071
Take your bets bwos
>>583802847yeah curren is the only mare
>>583802926bricked so hard it loops back around to being usable
Umama is schliking to the posts about her btwdon't ask me how I know
>>583802183This is the only franchise I can think of that raping the female is the most unbelievable thing you can post. Uma can bench press tractor tires for fun.
reading this event, they really had to ruin these two by making them yurishit instead of just rivals
>>583802663umama...
>>583802926If 4 your speed cards refuse to stack on speed
>>583803068D-digitan?!
>>583803068How do you know?
>>583803154
>>583802663>gearing up for umama and v season 2back due to popular demand
>>5838029261400 speed
>>583803093People who have never had a single stable relationship in their lives will always see it like that. You can't have two people who dislike but respect each other. They just want to fuck.
>>583803154nyo...
>>583803369
>>583802914Indeed
>>583803369I'm not sure whether the fusu creatura has made me like Donna more or less. Either way it's funny
umama will leave dacchis and post a compilation of all the scheming that happens in the curren club. it'll be the biggest club scandal of /uma/. screencap this.
>>583802787being able to play with 2 different accounts, doesn't mean prove those are 2 different person
Hello friends!!
>>583803528morning gwochi
>>583803493he won't but he's back in /uma/club next monthnyo is back too
>>583803528Holy shit babydachi bringing the whole daycare
>>583803528Hello babbu broBabbu heaven!
surely nothing bad will happen in this run
Have sex with umas.
>>583803745Ok but only the hot ones.
>>583803528hello babydacchi
maruzensky is the best card in the game and best paired with narita brian power the best pace card in the game
>>583803798>power card>best anythinglol
>>583803745On it!I'll start with this stray
>>583803781Define hot
why does falco have turf E while all the other d*rters have turf F/GIT'S NOT FAIR
>>583803876Not Air Messiah or Dream Journey
>>583803562>>583803590>>583803610>>583803794
>>583803886Falco is a bad turf uma smurfing on dirt, all the other dirters are real dirters.
>>583803935It truly is not easy being green...
>>583803856you are bad at the game
I can see what he's doing. I can see it. I feel it. I can, I can. He's cooking.
>>583803528BABY UMAMUSUME CRAWLING RACE
>>583803009>>583803256>>583803154Right after the 2nd inspiration, not a lot of chains have finished
>>583804085cutebased and funnypilled
ZENSHIN ARU NOMI KOKORO GA SAKEBU KARA (START DASH)SAIGO MADE HASHIRI NUITE AKIRAMENAISOSHITE ITSUKA NO JIBUN O KOERUNDA (SPURT DASH)TODOKE (FURISHIBOTTE)TODOKE (HINERIDASHITE)KIMI TO ISSHO NI MIRAI EGAKU ICCHOKUSEN DA (SAA)SHOURI NO MUKOU E OVERRUN!
>>583803745But what if the umamusume gets pregnant?
>>583804071You have 2 minutes to show me your pace chaser ace made using the Brian power card.
>>583804085>team rank UF1What the hell
>>583803528Morning, babydacchi
>>583803886https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000881793/record/Falco tried doing turf for a while IRL, which is why her career has the Satsuki Sho as an humiliation ritual race
>>583804195You mean... You're not?
>>583804195Cunny are only manageable by the extremely wealthy
>>583804063Idk another uma manages to be both green and incredibly pretty quite effortlessly
i did all daily races and 5 team trials but only got 1 daily sale!!!!!! what the FUCK!!!!!!!
>>583804141its ok gwo those stats are barely passable for the first->second inspiration eventoh...
can you stop posting finemo she's too cute and it distracts me
>>583804330She's not green she's white with a pint of green
>>583804191
>>5838043876 daily races tho
>>583804428Still counts!
>>583803745No thanks. I'm saving myself for my wife after I settle down doing this training job.
>>583804330Earth elemental vs. Wind elemental uma...Maybe there's something there
kissing dirt umas
gold door got me hyped for a whole lotta nothingi need to stop snacking or my hoardGOD status will be revoked (im still on 130k carats)
Any future latebros know the shelf life of duramente speed? Still bouncing around pulling pokke or going balls deep into dura/dia. Can she be used as a second when SiL comes out?
>>583804691
>>583804792If you're pulling, you should always go all the way
>>583804907SLAM DONKEY
>>583804463nice stats bwo>my true strength instead of beast modeand you picked the first thing you saw on hakuraku too, well done
cm20 status?
>>583804907she's a rabbit
What inherits am I supposed to use as a late surgers in CM 21m
>>583804792Dura has no sp bonus, meaing Pasa is still way better. You'll be pairing Pasa with SiL so Dura is a like 5 month Pokke sidegrade (more universal gold but arguable not a really stronger card)
>>583805008>late surgers>cm21gwo...
>>583804982ready i think...
>>583804792El speed is better so dura dies at SIL, but you should be pulling dia anyways.
>>583804982
you guys wanna jong
>>583805008C.King, Flower, Bamboo Memory, in that order for priorityFill the rest with late race velocity, Shadow break is particularly strong on Chuukyo
>>583804982I don't wanna do allat
>>583805192if you wanna...
>>583805097All my cards are for late surgers....
>>583805192>>583805245as soon as my cuppa finishes brewing ill join
>>583804404The stats were fine, but yeah no Kita chain and no Palmer chain, bought a bunch of useless skills
>>583805192Sure
>>583804224Hello!
>>583805282>>583805245I was gonna sleep but I can't and waiting for TP anywayMajsoul Friends Room 51500(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=51500
>>583802431
>>583805091>>583805137I see. FUCK what do i do i want to pull for all the gm umas
>>583805364can one spectate?
>be me>professional uma musume trainer at tracen>one of many women here, even if most are uma musume>handsome new coworker gets hired, one of the only guys around>time to arrange some classic office drinking dates, ehehehe>he reaches for a file on a shelf later>notice a weird tattoo on his hip as his shirt rides up, it looks like a cleat that the trainees wear>a few trainees walking by look at us and gigglethey're so funny, I bet it's some cute inside joke. I can't wait for our drinking date!
>>583805442no spectates in jantama, idk about other clients
>>583805442if you add as friends anyone in the room, yes with a 5 min delay
>>583803528Hello babydachi
>>583805434Oshis>Cards. You can get by with Tach and Pasa until Dura comes out.
>>583805535
>>583805618Hello, Rob Roy
>>583805580i also have a maru, guess i'll think on it. def pulling for ojou though
Actual earth elemental uma
>>583805451Good luck!But... if I may ask...Did that tattoo had a symbol akin to those of playing cards? Just out of curiosity! I have a poker date with a fellow trainer and his trainee, and he has a cleat tattoo with a spades symbol, maybe it's on trend? Should I get one?
>the match in this room already started
>>583800837>Hot girls having sex is a good thingyes. with ME
>>583805451are there people here that legitimately get off to the thought of uma raceplay. is that a Real thing that people do.
>>583805746If the umas were sorted into their respective elements, I wonder which would have the mostI don't think we have that many Fire-coded umas, despite the firey passion storylines that are prevalent in uma
>>583805618
>>583806171I'd willingly let myself be the subject to breed a superior uma race
I'm in love with the HokkoI'm in love with the Hokkotomakomai, go, gofeng shui is a no, noI'm in love with the Hokko
>>583806352Sekkusu Bakushin O
>>583803528
>>583804792I understand skipping Ancestors but isnt 200 on bubo wit kinda of mandatory for LoH?
>>583806638you discarded the 7p putting yourself in furiten, it was funny to look atyou can't discard any tile that would make you win
>>583806638furiten only lets you win by tsumo
>>583806638You either discarded one of the tiles you listed yourself, or skipped the ron on someone. Furiten then means you cant call the win on another player's discard and have to draw the winning tile yourself
>>583806708Any??Ahhhh...
Furiten? Did they create another Tenno Sho race?
>>583804975Gwochacho? Are you delululelu?There's no card that gives beast mode.
>>5838068764000 meters at Nakayama
>>583806876Winter Tenno Sho. The hidden Arima Secret Boss
>>583806171i'm pretty sure the power imbalance is a big part of uma appeal so this isn't farfetched
SEXOSEXO WITH THE CLANKERSEXO
>>583806406Sorry big dawg, that's my wife
>>583807017built for hugs and passionate baby making sex
>>583806406why isn't she wearing panties
>>583806920I know and that anon should've called me out right away but I had a feeling he was shilling a card he never ever looked at
>>583806930Only umas that placed but didn't win can enter
>>583807109Demonic and evil uma acting cute
>>583806920The other Brian Speed does, it's just not out yetBrian Power gives guaranteed MTS on chain 2
Tama dressed up as the cutest and most intelligent priconne
>>583807109The card is alright the skill is good, if pace didn't had the distance meme with beast mode it would be another xog cm
>>583807102Panties are for whores
current jiggie https://jiggie.fun/TahntIhttps://jiggie.fun/TahntIhttps://jiggie.fun/TahntI
>>583807371don't call me a whore :c
>>583805373poker room?
>>583805869Sex with these two, but not your usual sex, pathetic sex, in which they use me like a worthless piece of meat to satisfy their urges and constantly look down on me and berate me as they do so. Sex until I'm spent and all that remains is a useless quivering mess from all the abuse.I need Ramonu to come out in global asap.
>>583807490Ok, is hussy alright?
>>583807345CUTE!!!!!
>>583807345fuck kyaru
>>583807856I too good have sex with Carl
>>583807017Many are saying this
>>583805451>>one of many women here,
>another 5 bricked Ace runs
>>583806171bro its a racing game that you play... wtf do you think the career mode is?
>>583807991Good thing of GL is that it only takes 10 minutes to know if a run is absolutely bust and won't give me hope for a good parent like MANT
>>583807991we love GL don't we folks
>>583805451Kill yourself, cuckold
>>583803528Hello, babydachi!
>>583808043>yeah, she's gonna run for me...>yeah, do those jumps, those stretches... keep going...>yes, it's the big day, it's gonna... yes... >YES YES RUN RUN RUN ALL THE WAY OOOOOOOH I'M RACIIIIIIINGAm I doing it right?
just realized registration is openi havent done jack shithow do i activate xoguri? 777 or do i need racist planner? pace okay?
>>583808196she doesn't work gwo
>>583808043I'm going to find you. And then, I'm going to RAPE you.
>>583806171>he hasn't been marked by his Queen of Cleats yetIt's inevitable, so just wait. The UNWO is coming.
>>583808196train some fronties with the usual package>but i don't-then just send the team trial niggas ur losing
>>583806171Am I crazy or she is too thin to be Falco?
>>583808196777 yeah but it's not as strong as previous xog CMsget my true strength from somewhere too
>>583808330Ugly stallion
>>583808330Shut up and rape me already you beautiful buffoon
>>583808262uhhthen can i take regular oguri>>583808301yada yada yadazettai IYA>>583808321wtf i dont want to bring a power card
>practice my current aces>they job hard from saved partner races and my previous' cm aces (it was medium btw)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M FUCKED
>>583808439get it from the shop buying long hints
>>583808306That's the Falco that's attached to shit posts
>>583808485Git gud
>>583808504is spurt at least active on this track
>>583808657it is, you can field a half assed golshi and collect your free plat
>sexNo>sex with your traineeNo thanks
>>583808721No one says this
>>583808770Only weirdos who like to see their trainee get fucked by another trainer do
>>583808390we love stalions here
>>583808770I do, nigga
>loveYes>make love with your traineeYes please
>>583808858Erm... bro... Are you one of them >>583808838 ???
>>583808721thank you, asexualtore. very cool
>>583808538
>>583808956No one here is one of those, thankfully
>>583808851Nyo
>>583808708i was hoping to bring ogurin tamtam and freak actually...
The job title and description say "trainer" not "breeder"
>>583809062>he didnt read the fine print
>>583809030very based good luck anon making long umas is ass
>>583808949Do my trainees like it better to rail them after every race, or that'd be too much?Would it be better to hold myself and once I marry my trainee give her my first time? Or she'd rather be a kinky sinner?Is polygamy the will of the three goddesses? That's why they're three?
>>583809062And yet the duties list...
>>583808956Retard
i'm a frontoddler and i need an adult. my deck is:>kita>tachy>wit bobo>light hello>borrow smaruwho should my last card be? I have butt scratching seuin SR, but I also have finemo...
it's not my day today....
>>583809062>he didn't fully read the contracttrainer-san... i...
>>583809197mambwo...
>>583806635I don't see why you wouldn't borrow Wit Bourbon unless you're a front main
>>583809062>he doesn't know
>>583809062go and tell it to CB's father
>>583809149Anon... you aren't doing the railing...
>>583809062Shut the fuck up. It's time for stamina training.
>>583809192Is any of those 2 mlb? If not, SR ScarletIf those are MLB, Seiun > Finemo
>>583809387>created an ugly stallion >>583809408>lolicon
>>583809062And what do you think they're training for? To be perfect wives, naturally
>>583807017yes
>>583809062The latter happens off the clock
is it just me or are the class 6 retention margins really tight now?like not just high but a very thin window
>>583805364GG. One player got slightly bullied>>583809545Close. Wouldve been fun to see that for the first time
>>583809545BROOOOO YOUR THIRTEEN ORPHAAAANS GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLEEEEE
>>583809629evil and intimidating mare
>>583805451I'm retarded and don't get it
>>583807253That's not curren
>>583809149Trainees are flexible, adapting their needs to a training schedule is part of the trainee-trainer relationship. No such thing as too much bond-building, though.The rules stipulate that you should wait until the end of your three years, however this is rarely observed. It is ultimately between you and your trainee to decide when the time is right.Every trainer and trainee pair is a specialized unit adapted to produce the greatest results it can. Other academies have been known to employ teams due to staff shortages, but at Tracen we believe in excellence.
>>583809372>why you wouldn't borrow Wit Bourbon unless you're a front mainThen you'd have to pull for ancestors though
>>583805364thanks for the game, got lucky today
>>583809629@umagrok make her fat
i'm kinda convinced that the bourbon winrates on hakuraku are just inflated by so many people running her
>>583809717I think it's the same ace of spades joke, but this time is the male being into umanko and not a woman being into black men
>>583809415>Seiun > Finemoreally?? finemo is worse than an SR?
>>583807017>>583807071>>583807945>>583809557
>>583809568>raped by a brown umaAnon...
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE WHY IS IT ALWAYS A DUPE
>>583805364GGs! Blew my early lead...
>>583809717UMAPYOIED.COM
>>583809629i don't wanna goon to curren again...
>>583809062
>>583809802>>583809648>>583809668>>583809963not my day today I should just sleep early...good gayme though it was fun big hands you deserved the win
>>583809761ah. I see the dilemma. I'm pulling Bourbon, but I main fronts so that's expected. hard skipping ancestors, but if you really just want to be meta strong in LoH during GM, pull a 0lb copy and borrow Bourbon>inb4 Ancestors in 3lb or brickedno. Only Tucker is like that. Your LoH umas will be fine with 0lb Ancestors. Bourbon needs mlb to really shine though, so borrow her.
>>583806635I'm considering itMaybe skip Laurel and do 200 on boboI have 3lb maru so maybe i can run fronts for a bit
>>583803528Babydachi hiiii
>>583809901It's better, but SR Seiun is better for Front runners, and you already want too many golds and Finemo will eat your chances at getting the chains you need
>>583810125Kissable tummy and boobs and lips
>>583806635I do nyot care about it and i will shrimply get the rewards with 3 paces
>>583809387based. Knowing that she's following her mother's path must make her incredibly happy
>>583810026umasumi
im sure if you ask nicely or come up with an excuse they would give them to you after a legend race
>>583809983Guys I got a hack to thisBefore the race starts, YOU RAPE HER INSTEAD
>>583810231not going YET but still.........
>>583810225Fuck off, Taro
>>583805451Umamusume would passive-agressive bully female trainers that are interested in a male trainer.
>>583809717PeteUma Griffin here. The joke is that anon is pretending there's a world in any universe where some kind of woman would desire him enough to "mark" him and claim exclusivity. The premise, being framed from the perspective of a human women, is a sign that anon is deeply spiteful towards women in general and wants to humiliate and spurn them.
>>583809898thanks for the explicate. I don't watch blacked pr0n so I'm unaware of those sorts of memes. IRL racemixing is disgusting so I avoid it.
I wonder if Jongers are in my club
>>583809149Most events are followed by sex, specially the mood up ones.Park date? You kissed your trainee in public, went back home and then had sex.Karaoke? You did it inside the booth.Temple? You prayed for a happy married life and then had sex.Won a G1? Sex.Extra training? She wants to cover you in her sweat.Fan fest? You're her number one so you get a special service.Beach? Festival? Do I even need to say it?That fat homewrecker tried to flirt with trainer again? Extra clingy trainee needs to show who's the boss.Christmas? Cosplay sex after a date.
what's even sexy about armpits? it's literally just a fold of skin
>get two new, active players>half TP ends, meaning the gap between other clubs and our members who only do 1 run per day is lesser>TamaLove still falls from 300 to 400
>>583810382They could be anywhere.They could be any one of us.Even I could be a Jonger.Even YOU could be a Jonger.
>>583810298golly gee whiz, anon, if you wanted me to post CB, all you had to do was ASK
>>583810396So, mood downs are events that prevented sex?
Chuu~~
>>583810382I've seen my clubdacchis talking about it which made me want to learn it
umalator keeps shilling me feature act for a late surger. will it ever actually activate if there are some fronts/paces?
>>583810598Migraine is a euphemism, anon
>>583810607>tranny hag
>sex sex sex sexShut the fuck up
>>583810478my ex-danchou is a jonger
>>583810727go post somewhere else foid
>>583810727>sex sex sex sexCalm down anon take a cold bath
>>583810382The jonger guys openly talk about it in club chat so if you haven't seen anything then they aren't in your club
>>583810607
>>583810727it's not an /uma/ thread unless it's filled with unrelenting sexpests.
>>583810727>sex sex sex sexwith Gold City
>>583810458it's a fold of skin that's typically hidden from viewit can get pretty wet and smell amazingso... yeah... lick those uma pits good>>583810382the club that poached is a jong club and i have no idea how to play itcool clubdacchis tho
>>583810793I'm not in a jonger club and I get jongy with it sometimes
>>583810607wife
>>583810727>>583810879>troons
>>583810458have you ever sniffed one? try it
So deep inside Dia that my balls are inside her
okay but really if you post here and you've had sex before I hope you fucking choke on your spit and die before waking up tomorrow
>>583810727what's wrong talking about sex?Seriously
but I like sex
mean girls
>>583810727>sex sex sex sex>Shut the fuck upMy trainee says that
>>583810879true. i am a sex pest. you sound like a foid. please give me sex? please
post uma's that make you say sex
The troons are really active today. There must be some drama on twitter.
>>583811021I'm 100% sure there's a name for that exact scenario, a word for each hole even
>>583810727t. Ramonu
>>583810459I'm a worried about how many people are going to be skipping days for kita
>>583811092God I need CB to bully me
>>583811092Hags
>>583811135bakushin friendzoned me
I think the concept of consent from both parties is pretty nice
>>583811135
>open christmas event page>VERY AUSPICIOUS COPA COPA>skip
>>583811214
>>583811040don't say that...
>>583811135Sex>>583811139All I've seen is them seething at genderbent harry potter characters dunno if anything else is going on, but joy and fun is enough to make them go on a raging tantrum, so
>>583810459my club fell from top 300 to barely staying A+
>>583811092Could be worse.
Is it even possible to choke on spit
I`m ready to not get a single rainbow for the rest of the run
>>583811367>>>/b/
>>583811214It really is
>>583811170I'm not skipping. I couldn't disappoint my clubdacchis
>>583811539Fag
>>583811170honestly these past few days failing to make aces has had just as much of a negative impact on my fan gain
sex. sex with concern trolls. pestering women in 4chan threads for sex. begging for sex from foids. asking repeatedly until their annoyance gives way to flustered denial. asking every single day for sex until they say some cringe anime shit like "y-you can't possibly want to actually have sex with a woman like me, you're just doing it to be annoying."
>>583810459It has always been an A coded club be glad we luckshitted A+ a few times.
>>583811840>pestering women in 4chan
>>583811214Rape is fun for the bodyConsensual sex is good for the soul
>>583810459>>583811370>>583811170>>583811819>>583811861the reason all clubs are going down in ranks is because of that new bot shitthere's some guy doing literally 12 fan runs AN HOUR
I hope someone in my club skips because I haven't had an excuse to kick anyone in a while
>>583811974mambros...
>>583811320I'm surprised there isn't more rape hentai of herDisappointing
>>583811931>fucking the fraud
Is anyone else convinced the last 3 training turns have a -100 Specialty Priority penalty?>Oh your chain events finished, you got distance S & your inspo sparks weren't dogshit? Hmmm I think it's time me & Tachyon took a vacationFUCK you Kitasan
>>583811974>new bot shitgonna need a qrd
>>583810459I'd run more fans but I'm stuck trying to do a good ogurin ace for arima still, once I'm done I'm back to clanking
>>583812093My beautiful fraud
>>583810991words don't mean anything anymore>>583811124caveman speech bubble
>>583811730>>583811819I'm a doomer by nature.. but good to have some farmers during still also long aces have been going horribly for me too..I was hoping someone would point out the "I'm a" so I could make a silent stroke joke
>>583812197https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/583735321/#q583739529
>>583812312sex? please
>>583812054mambwo...
>>583812250>believe in meSHE ATE BELIEVE? VORE IS CANON?
>>583812337I'm not skipping 5 days too so I'll clank fan runs during that time
>>583811974wtf why did Mambodacchis do this
Why are Mirako and Dantsu always paired together?
/uma/club is full with the help of Discord mercenaries
>>583812386no. no sex.
>>58381045915 TP for fans runs is so intoxicating. Now back to feeling wasteful rolling 30TP on borrows for preferred sparks.
>>583812543it's the emergency deranking protocol. in the event of actual mambocalypse we had one final lever to pull. something that would make it impossible for cygames to ignore botters, finally making them crack down, ban the high rank clubs, and secure us a permanent spot in the comfy A+ zone. his final gift to us...KillEveryBotter
>>583812826everyone knows they get free advertising for randoms from being on the leaderboard, but go off drama sis
>>583812913fuck off danchou
>>583811974>12 fan runs AN HOURerm jongbros?? why aren't we S yet? update ze clankers
>>583813025Recruiting randoms isn't any better
>>583813101they don't have the access to that icarus build iirc
>>583812681>abused victims staying together
>>583813051I'm not danchō. for now.
Join UmatismI am no longer asking
>>583812494nisu, I was going to collect bottles to return for the selector if I miss her in the 50 free
>>583809867
700 stam, 3 whites and a dream
>>583813508That won't survive even the mediums bro
>>583813374>I was going to collect bottles to return for the selectorTamtam...
>>583813217locking the fridge is not abuse mirako
sprint S > turf S just like last sprint CM right
>>583813656Yeppers
>>583813508wtf? they let this guy have dreams?
>>583813420she's a big girl
>STILL no mummy creek with 3* sprint 3* power 3* leap forwardwhat the FUCK are you doing loopers
>>583813837Trying to pretend Kris S is an actual Stamina card
why does v keep doxing his friend umama?
>>583813837Mummy Creek is Pace only
>>583810607Why did her parents basically lock you and Pearl alone in a fancy suite in the holiday event?
>>583812913why? please?
>>583813981It's a falseflag campaign to fool allen into letting mama back in
>>583813989Sure bro, pumping and moving beyond are also late surger only amiright
danchou... do the needful...
Woke up to find out that chibi anon ignored my request.
FUCK YES, THE CULMINATION OF ALL MY LOOPA, ITS FINALLY HERE
>>583813837>she thinks she's gonna ever get a main parent creek with sprint pinkslol lmao
>>583814112Where the doxxing?
>>583814221its ai retard just gen it yourself
>>583813837*blocks your path*
what the fuck I didn't realize there was an extra holiday event going onI thought it was just the login presentsdid I brick myself
>>583814276>>583802663
mares.
>umama in dacchis Will this be the biggest scandal in /uma/ history yet?
>>583814363You now have 5000 monis less
>>583814245>>583814356I just need to hit a better blue...
Just read the event, did they scrap Christmas censorship? I'm not a christian but it was weird when the umas clearly said "merry christmas" but the tl showed "happy holidays". Especially because Kirari Magic Show is coming, and "merry christmas" is part of the chorus...
>>583814518>biggest scandalaside from v trying to bait umama, literally nothing is happening. gotta be the driest month of all time
>win a G1 race, the most competitive peak of the uma musume racing world>"eh this doesnt impact my mood either way"it should give you a guaranteed +1 mood. fuck etsuko omorashi.
>>583814165They are usually used by backliners exclusively yes
>>583812681roommates and fatasses, they are drawn to each other's gravity pull
>>583814196ksw already?
>>583814608It's probably them looking ahead to that and realizing they can't avoid that oneEither way, it's not a huge deal
>>583814389I don't get it, what counter?
>>583814936Idk man schizo babble
>>583814608We don't know, lots of people complained about the censorship here, on Reddit, on Twitter and probably some other places too. So maybe Cygames told the troonlators to fix it.They still force Holidays for no reason but they've mentioned Christmas too many times for it to have been an accident
sigh fine
>>583814785he is getting danchou used to the sights he will see when everyone but him logs off for a week and we drop to C+
What's the Umamusume equivalent of Ronaldo? TM Opera O?
>>583814882Actually it's a huge deal and I think I'm gonna bring it up multiple times every single thread and call you a tranny
Fuji Kiseki.
>>583815056Good boy, now suck your danchode's dick
>>583815114Can't imagine the type of person who would do that
>>583814608>I'm not a christian butNo one who gives enough of a shit about this nonsense is actually a christian. The major proponents of the "war on christmas" conspiracy theory were all rapists, grifters and politicians. But I repeat myself too much
>>583815126another marked Jack of Cleats...
>>583815104
i just had sex with a nerdy donkey
>>583815104there are no rapists who paid off the cops in Uma
>>583815126another ningen female losing against a strong uma
yay
>>583815397>there are no rapists who paid off the cops in Uma
>>583814882>>583815014Cygames made it huge when it's never a problem lol. The only reason I can think is they want to differentiate Japanese christmas where its treated as 2nd valentine day of the year + eat kfc day, and christian christmas, to not upset christians when something unholy(?) during christmas event in the game shows up but I think it resulted in opposite effect see >>583815114
>>583815474NiceTake her out for lots of parfaits
>>583815397>
>>583815104do not compare Opera O to Penaldo
>>583815226The only reason I care about it is that the translation is awkward. And I'm sure it's the same for most other peopleNobody normal in the head is calling a Christmas tree a Holidays tree.Nobody wants to hear Merry Christmas but read Happy Holidays
>>583815397There's no need to pay the cops when they're umamusume too...
Opera Mare
>>583815104Maruzensky is old and actively decomposing while still racing so I'd argue she's the closest one.
>>583814936he meant the counterbake someone made cause that thread the quote is from was a v thread
>>583815618more like nobody gives a shit
>>583815818I do so you're wrong :)
Didn't we already have a song that says Christmas?
>>583815618Quoting PragerU aint making you look any smarter
why are you like this evil horse
>>583814594Bwo it's a freaking sprint, 2* guts is a decent blue
obligatory autistic brown uma propaganda
>>583815818Someone gave enough of a shit to change it even when the audio clearly says something else.
you should give tit loli a cheeky tenner
My danchou is the strongest and could beat your danchou in a danchou-off
>>583815901but i want powerand better whites
>>583815143Just doing one of these a day help the club tremendously, why do you say that like he isn't getting the gibs too? I remember reading that is a Indian mentality.
>>583815884I don't even know who you're talking about and I don't care to hear about which e-celebs you disagree with either
>>583815618FUCKING FAGGOT ASS BITCH, I WILL CALL IT A HOLIDAY TREE AND I WILL WISH EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS SEASON AND A HAPPY HOLIDAY SPIRIT YOU RETARD
>well it has 30% spurt but hey it survives>realize i have the umalator set to the default position which is pace chaseroh no no no no no NO NO NO
stop yelling
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/TahntI>https://jiggie.fun/TahntIhttps://jiggie.fun/TahntI>https://jiggie.fun/TahntIhttps://jiggie.fun/TahntI
>>583816020nice
>>583816224
>>583816020redundant, all umas are autistic.
>>583816208uh oh
>>583816208I said nobody normal in the head Currensissy I wasn't talking about you.But Merry early Christmas and a Happy early New Year to you too
Brush your damn hair already before you turn bald, dumbass
interesting team lineup
>>583816224you could have just posted itdon't they show this stuff on the discovery channel? it's sfw
>>583816224I'm not clicking that.
>>583816465But I already am bald...
>>583816398...you might have a point>>583816224why the peeper looked broken after it pulled out...
>>583816531that name while only using one (debatable) boyuma. shamefur dispray
>>583816465I don't own a hairbrush
>>583816585Dia wouldn't say that
>>583816585>don't they show this stuff on the discovery channelthere's a song about this
It's just stupid to complain about because there are like 5 fucking end of year holidays celebrated around the same time so why not just say Happy Holidays? Christmas isn't even celebrated in Japan as anything but a commercial holiday, like halloween. You put too much stock in presentation and none of it towards the actual spirit of the holiday, which is to improve the world around you. Do you also need that to be Machine translated before you understand it?
>>583816020Only 2 more months....
>>583816698fuji is boy with titsfinemo is boy-girlbakushin has lots of good futa art--yeah the dude fucked up I'm grasping at straws here
>>583816531The only "femboy" there is finemo
>>583816804
>>583816804kys shitposter
>>583816804But they are celebrating Christmas? Otherwise we wouldn't have text saying Merry Christmas
rape your trainee
>>583816224there are women (and some men) that want this thing to blast open their insides and I just dont get it
>people simp for this
>>583816964Why even bother with the racing career when Ardan would make the perfect housewife
>MERRY KURISSUMASSUUUUWhat did they mean by that, Master?
>>583816998
>>583816886wait, I actually forgot about finemo being intersex. that's fucked up. I'm such a fucking larper.
>>583816108>Do this
>failed training at 11% twice in a row, then failed at 2% TWO OTHER TIMES in the same run
>>583816224>quick sexLame
>>583817040I suggested an end-of-the-year watchalong of this movie here, we could perhaps come to understand the urge https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_(2007_film)
>>583816236*coughs blood*it says she has 83% full spurt rate... th-that's enough right? nigebros... why is everything so dark...
>>583816224why is the mare so small? ugh this is problematic size gap
Post something cute
>>583817184That was quick?
>>583817124get a clue
>>583817354
>>583817448I JUST FAILED A 6% NOW IN MY NEXT CAREER, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>583817483Matikanefukukitaru cradling a dying Matikanetannhauser in her arms
why does she looks like she's about to unleash the biggest gaslight post on /uma/
>>583817107>boyumaKill yourself
Skip Ramonu.
MLB Ramonu
>shiggytarius is in 2 daysI still haven't made a single decent grandparent.
>>583817863that's terrifying tho??
>>583817483>>583817541VERY cute>>583817847>>583817863Not my thing but if you find that cute then it's OK
HA HA HA HA HAHA, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU NOW!
>>583818047It's not like she's going to break into his room and rape him. What uma would actually do such a thing?
Why does she always stare at her trainer like he was a pile of garbage?
>>583815014Should be obvious by now that Cygames does listen to all the bitching on social media, and whenever it reaches some arbitrary treshold, they act upon it.!!! WE NEED TO START TALKING ABOUT TP REFILLS !!!
>>583818038TT and go!
CyGENEROUS
>>583816964i need ardan sex
I stopped getting pink sparks. I bet cyjews launched some kind of script to ruin me. FUCK cyjews, man.
I love watching my favorite uma gaping everyone in the daily Legend Race.
>>583818469Rare based Falco post
>>583818296WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYI HAVE GIVEN YOU THE WORLD AND IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH
I have something to confess.I like to watch Bakushin's boobs bouncing everytime she wins a race.
>>583818469More importantly we need to push Cygames to release Ramonu and Ancestors together
>>5838184697 ORANGE POTIONS A WEEK1 FREE REFILL (IN THE SAME VEIN AS THE FREE DAILY CLOCKS) A DAYONLY WAY FOR GLOBAL TO MEET THE DEMANDS OF THE ACCELERATED SCHEDULESOON!
>>583818361that is thinly veiled lust. if you want an uma who is absolutely disgusted by her trainer, look at shichi
>>583818824To me it feels like there are bad seed days. Like 3 runs in a row failing means that the rest of the day is cursed just as badly
this cat reminds me of FalcoI just don't know why
>>583819034This is normal and the right of every trainer.
>>583818945the game's telling you the run's dead, try again later
I think we should be allowed to pay 10 carats for the auto career to take 25 minutes instead
>>583819034everybody does, retard
>>583819201Same eye colour and it looks kinda weird
>>583819248Please don't give Cygames ideas...
Who is she talking about?
>>583819201this is espoir city
>>583819201
>>583819201Looks like this
>>583819370Mayano
stop posting that uggo
>>583819117>lustSweepy doesn't even know what sex means.
>>583819370
>>583819370top cun
>suddenly everyone loves Falco
The sekrit racecourse stat threshold spd bonuses aren't affected by green skills right?So if I have 860 stam and I'm good on recoveries, then there is no reason for me to buy Nakayama Racecourse right?
This is the greatest uma ever created
>>583819580Maya WOULD say this about her eternal rival
>>583819580meant for >>583819607
>>583819402This is an umadol
>>583819671>suddenlyWe LOVE Falco here!It's Curren(the WHORE of Tracen) we HATE!!!
>>583819770good edit
>>583819687Green skills don't do anything for thresholds no
>>583819137It have been more than 15 careers already, I got pink spark maybe twice.
>>583819906it's sloppa
How important is RS Stam? I got everything I wanted this run except that one skill.
>>583819607Maya already has a rival bestie she doesn't care about that uggo Maya and Brian raced only once together in a G1 and she won btw
>>583819370Guess I'll just never know...
>>583819975What the hell is her problem?
Huh, got my sprint ggparent apparently. This was a fanrun so 2 umas 1 stone
>>583819929Yeah at that point just take it easy until next reset. It's not going to get any better (at least my confirmation bias says this)
>>583819402the cat would need to look angry to resemble espo. mayhaps also while having a bigger, calmer cat alongside it.
>>583819957RS: Stam is good if you can afford it without affecting your spurt rate but not essential, especially if you have everything else
>>583819950We like sloppa
>>583820062>next resetIt's 3 days, how long reset takes?
>>583820134true!
>>583819671I want to make love to Falco
>>583819671I like falco because she would give pity sex to her fans.
>>583820002maya...
I post Falco and Curren. I also post other umas too
>>583820172I've found that changing the uma helps but if you're still lacking your main ace then there's not much you can do
>>583820295An umadol gives joy and the wonder of her singing to all of her fansSex is only for her torena
okay that's enough slop for one thread
>>583820018...I had a late awakening to a fat fetish and I blame this game and general for it. The existence of fat Falco and even fat supicryers are not helping.
>>583819201what uma does my kot remind you of
>>583817863>MANT RUNS DOKO?
>>583819987it's funny that Sakura Laurel is a bigger rival for Maya than Brian
Total umadol love
>I jerk off to fat supicryerswhy is /uma/ like this
>>583820632Shakur
Taiki also raped her trainerBut no one seems to care
I do not care for Falco or CurrenIt's Light Hello for me
>>583820826is that hag even still fertile
>>>583820678>Tabara Seiki
>>583820694Many say this, and many will continue to say this
>>583820776fair
Naked Dober
>>583820742Didn't jerk off to it yet, just a shamefur boner or two. It would need to be a proper uma fat cryer for me to succumb.
I undershot my Speed a bit (due to replacing Maru with Helios for better chance at THH) but I ended up with this. Still a work in progress I suppose.
>>583820826>never gives you tokens>ghosts you until the senior year
>>583820632Wonder Acute
>>583820826>alcoholic fat hagThat's more like a Heavy Goodbye for me.
>>583820940Many are clamoring for this
NAKED DOBER
it's called SPEAKI
>>583819770keep the regular cat eyes
>>583820895I will find out by pumping my semen into her umanko nonstop
>>583821107>4chan goes offline permanently
>>583821016Between that and this, which is better? I learned yesterday how important Long S was so I'd like to say the former.
>>583821107nyoo
>>583821107DOBER COSPLAYING AS MALFOID
>>583821130
>>583821168Hard work is rewardedEven if it isn't, the joy was in the toil
Ugh...
>>583821202I think with the 50 extra speed and the track bonus to stam and guts your second one might be just as fast in terms of effective speed.
>>583820595fatcos are not even that fat and obesecryers are barely ever posted so i'm afraid it's all you my guy
>>583820632Narita Brian
>>583815709holy shit this is so much better
Mold...
fatco paizuri
umasumi
>>583821078>Heavy GoodbyeThat's what I give to Falco after Senior Year
post your racist spe builds, I cant seem to build her right no matter what I try
>>583815709>thought bubble centered around the word "men"what did The Mare Opera O mean by this
>>583820632Speed Symboli
>>583821495If I had taken off BS Spd and just put all of those ratings into speed and possibly also RS Stam, that would be my ideal. I really don't know how the math in this game works.
how the fuckhttps://files.catbox.moe/0wmn9z.mp4
>>583821596early umasumi bro
>>583820018Smart Plapco!
Air Shakur should strip herself naked, cover herself in baby oil and do the Air Shaker (Thug Shaker)
>>583821862no one wants to see that
>>583821596good night bwo
>>583821862doto....
>>583821596Umasumi
>>583821495What track bonus?
>>583821510I mentioned those being recent developments, hell, the fat cryer was from the previous thread.
>1450 speed 900 stamina 800 power 1100 wit cm20 aceYep, gamer mode activated
>more and more currenposting>suddenly a much higher demand for fat / unflattering Falco imagesNyoooooticing
>>583822224You can look at what stats give you a speed bonus on gametora. For this track it's stam and guts so if you have 900 stam and 600 guts then you get an invisible speed boost.
>>583821731Would you take advantage on her here
>>583822224https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-mechanics#race-terrains-terrain-condition-and-stat-thresholds reading this is good in general
Wait the chibiposter posts on twitter?
>>583822438Yeah I would rape her tits
slopped a funny mcfatty cryer earlier but you guys will genuinely jack off to it and i only want the best for you so nyot posting it
Why is Daring Tact going to be playable in Priconne before Uma?
One of the greatest characters ever created.
I am once again calling for the release of the oguri cryer
It's called SUPIKI
what does gwo even mean
>>583823026I'll try to sloppa one
My front runner sparked Duty of Dignity calls off of a GP. Should I buy it or Deep Breaths?Pic related is their performance in the Umalator at Great mood.
>>583822930FUCK CRUNCHROLL NIGGA
>>583823164don't bother
>>583823164it's not the same...
>>583822438I actually enjoy the short reprieve because she drains me dry most waking moments of the day....
>>583822531>That thing with Robroy, it's an AI-generated image I picked up from 4chan (just found out now), so please don't like it... I'm sorry for tossing it out there without thinking. My bad. But could you also unfollow me...Probably a lurker
>>583823169Do you want to risk deboofers killing you for a fat .25 velocity on the final spurt?
>>583821107Why does this chicken jockey meme make me laugh every time, i dont like minecraft and i havnt even seen the movie
>>583822715no problemo, let me masterbait to fat laisu instead, bwo!
why yes i do play this game with one hand
>>583823440This but with fantasy Pasa
>>583823335sorry for doxing you bwo
>>583823491true...
>>583823235>>583823247take it or leave it
>>583823491>toiletwe don't need thatshe can use my mouth any time
>>583823668it's shit
>>583823618This is canon irl so I choose to believe the girls relieve themselves on the track regularly.
>>583823789I don't care much for rob roy spamming, but that is a VERY cute image!
is this a lie?
>>583823362IDK, that's why I'm asking you guys.How are the fronts doing VS the end closers in room matches right now?The final stretch is short, so that will make it harder for End/lates to run down the fronts right?
>>583823986>quiet and reserved library girlthey're always freaky on the inside
>>583823893I tried my best
Frontbros what are you bringing as your third? Debuffers are gay so I've been making some paces but haven't had anything click yet
>shy and nerdy umas should be drawn as sluts>gyaru umas should become prim and proper
>>583823318Too lewd...
>>583824127Taishin but racist spe should be an easy backliner to build
>>583824078
It's gayming timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suBJu6dIiB8
>>583824163gap moe is a hell of a drug
>>583824402Do I have to import that shit again? I already did that twice
>>583824417>>583824163
>>583824643Of course you do lmao https://www.d3p.co.jp/garupan/
derb
>>583824402who the fuck farted at the end of this mp4?
any cuties
Wedding Yukino comes out next, doesn't she?
how do the umas glasses stay on when they run, they dont have human ears to rest on?
Good night friends!!!
>>583824282hmm.. I've had bad results with Taishin but that might just be due to trying to cheap out on stamina. I might try a racist spe.
>>583824939me cuz espo is so darn cute
>>583825021
>>583824945This post is off-topic.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150616822
bread
>>583825020Prolly like those glasses volley and futaball players sometimes wear, but only in the logical sense because those look ugly as fuck
>>583824979That's if they don't release miko Yukino as a scenario altI mean that's what most JP players think will come but I think I'm the only person on Earth who think the only scenario alt this time will be Dasca. She seems too much like THE main character of the scenario and there's Blast Onepiece as the 2nd scenario uma anyway
bwead?
>>583824979No one would marry Yukino, even if she's a Bijin
>>583825321
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150615160LONG OR SHORT? MAKE YOUR CHOICE!
>>583825505
>>583825505dirt, medium (night)
>>583825421WHY
>>583825040The Devils Guts.
>>583825421gosh, don't be shayin' that...
>>583825505Long>>583825579Fag
>>583825579sounds like a (You) problem, outsider>>583825665Based.
>>583825708>>583825665I'm not making an account on some shit website
>>583825505Long hair is significantly better but Bobo is cute even with short
Do I want Daring Strike on my Arima ends?
>>583825878>>583825878>>583825878
>>583824773Is it even anything new?
>>583825872yes
